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This cash register is available.

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This cash register is available.

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Hello?

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Must have some
fruits and vegetables as well.

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That will be 287.

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Would you like the receipt?

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- Hard-on here yes.
- We are from the police for sexual misconduct.

8
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The fat bastard has been
staring at my boobs for two years now!

9
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- Are you going home to enjoy yourself now?
- Are you Captain Cock?

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Let me out

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Are you deaf? He asked if you
use Captain Cock as nick?

12
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Don't you think we're monitoring
your internet traffic?

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- You are a perverted pig.
- Fat pigs like you should be at home.

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- You are a fucking disgrace!
- Should we take the evil at the root?

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No!

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Rino?

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Hanssen?

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What are you doing in there?

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Hanssen!

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Rino-boy! Did you get stuck
in the doorframe?

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-  Hello, fuck boy.
- Hey.

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What's up, Hanssen?

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- No...
- Not much? That figures.

25
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Aren't you gonna ask
how it was in Spain?

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It was totally sick, man. I had to
cool down my cock between the battles.

27
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- It was fuckorama.
- Weren't you on asthma trip?

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Asthma ladies are the most
underfucked in the whole world.

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Their husbands are afraid they will get
seizure and die. They are absolutely desperate.

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If I were you, I would
never fuck an asthma lady.

31
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Why not?

32
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They've got so much mucus in the chest,
that their pussies are completely dry.

33
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Damn.
One of the ladies I fucked was 53.

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It's a fact!
It was totally psycho.

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I was supposed to share an apartment
with a guy named Kim.

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But Kim turned out to be a woman.
And it was okay for her.

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We would have separate rooms,
and she had a son my age.

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And then I thought: "She is over 50
and not particularly good looking either. "

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But you know, a pussy in the house is
a pussy in the house.

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It is scientifically proved that if a man
and a woman live together long enough, -

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- they will always end up sleeping together.
In our case it took two days.

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The "pussy in the house"-theory. It doesn't
matter if she is 12 or 80.

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And you know what the best was?

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Her last name was Larsen.
You know, Kim Larsen.

45
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I have fucked
Kim Larsen for 14 days.

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Do you know who Kim Larsen is?

47
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Ok, so shut up then.
That will be 300 pesetas, guys.

48
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- 300? We agreed on 150.
- 150 per person.

49
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- No, not for this trip.
- My friend here isn't entirely well in the head.

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He's called Rino. He looks
and behaves like a rhinoceros.

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Rhinos are fucking unpredictable animals.
They can suddenly snap, you know!

52
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Ok, then you can exit the car.

53
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Have a nice party, boys.

54
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Holy shit, damn losers.

55
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[Speaking german] The Dremel, yes?

56
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I will send it to you
by next Thursday.

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It is good. Thank you very much.

58
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Send me a final e-mail
if there's something new.

59
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Ok, great. Bye.

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Rino?

61
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Rino? Are you home?

62
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Rino?

63
00:10:29,206 --> 00:10:31,333
- Hey, kiddo.
- Hey, dad.

64
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How are you?

65
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I was working a little,
and didn't hear the doorbell.

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- We thought we'd pop by, you know.
- Yes.

67
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Helene and I will rent
out the vacant room.

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- In your house?
- No, here.

69
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But I'm the one living here. The vacant room
isn't vacant. It is my office.

70
00:11:02,032 --> 00:11:05,535
It has not happened much here
since grandma died, you know.

71
00:11:05,911 --> 00:11:12,167
So Helene thought about renting it out.
And I also think that's a good idea.

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- She will move in on Sunday.
- She?

73
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Yes, her name is Malin.
She's swedish. That will be very nice.

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You can't mean this?

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By the way, i've become
a super member of AAA.

76
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They sent me two reflective vests,
so I thought you wanted one.

77
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Give that one to daddy.

78
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We'll have big brother clean up
and move out of the office by sunday?

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Is that a deal? Let's say that.

80
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What's that? Yuck.

81
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Bye.

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- Is she any good looking?
- Who?

83
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It has happened one interesting thing in
your life the last 15 years. Is she any good looking?

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I don't know.
She moves into the day.

85
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- How old is she?
- 19 or 20 years.

86
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It is totally sick, man.

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Yes, it looks
quite promising for me.

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- Your Pussy in the house-theory.
- What about it?

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If a man and a woman
live together for a long time, -

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- It is inevitable
that they'll eventually sleep together.

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00:14:04,013 --> 00:14:09,059
You are so fucking funny, Rino.
You should be a comedian.

92
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Are you looking at me?

93
00:15:07,079 --> 00:15:09,163
No!

94
00:15:09,539 --> 00:15:13,918
- Hello. My name is Malin.
- Yes. My name is Rino.

95
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- Rino?
- Rino Hanssen

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- Nice.
- Yes.

97
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- It is a nice apartment.
- Yes. Thank you.

98
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- There is plenty of space.
- Yes.

99
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:45,117
- What are you doing?
- Now?

100
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- Right now...
- I mean, what do you work with?

101
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Oh, yes.
I translate from German to English.

102
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Are you a professor?

103
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No, I'm not.
I only have a home office.

104
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Here? So you can do
what you want, and...

105
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:15,565
Exactly. Then I can be my own boss
and can do whatever I want.

106
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And you?

107
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I'm trying to get things in order.
So I moved from Sweden to Norway.

108
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:31,707
I will shape up.
Get things in order.

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I've gotten a job
at a restaurant.

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I will do it right,
study design, -

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- Not spend money,
no parties, no drugs.

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Absolutely no boys. Just eat,
sleep and work. Order of things.

113
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- It can not be so difficult?
- No.

114
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- No, wouldn't think so.
- I have already begun. See here.

115
00:17:03,783 --> 00:17:08,329
That one is mine,
and you can have the other three.

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<i>And the depotisum is on it's way.</i>

117
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<i>- Dep...
- The depotisum.</i>

118
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- Oh yes.
- It's on it's way.

119
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I need to go. I can't get
late for my first day at work.

120
00:17:25,347 --> 00:17:28,975
- No, things in order.
- Yes, things in order.

121
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See you. Bye.

122
00:17:37,985 --> 00:17:42,072
- There it is.
- Bye.

123
00:19:41,572 --> 00:19:46,243
- I'll just get my towel.
- Nice apartment.

124
00:19:49,539 --> 00:19:53,167
- Where's your room mate's room?
- In there.

125
00:19:53,543 --> 00:19:57,087
No, don't go in there

126
00:19:57,464 --> 00:20:00,966
- How is he?
- A little creepy.

127
00:20:01,343 --> 00:20:06,305
- What do you mean by that?
- A little strange.

128
00:20:06,682 --> 00:20:10,017
A little strange? Oh check this!

129
00:20:10,394 --> 00:20:14,772
He's got lots of porn
under the drawers.

130
00:20:15,149 --> 00:20:18,318
Check this out:
"Stretched and satisfied, anal or nothing"

131
00:20:18,694 --> 00:20:22,072
- It's Swedish, you can take it.
- Oh, thanks.

132
00:20:22,448 --> 00:20:25,992
"May-Britt from Hّnefoss will
never get enough dick".

133
00:20:26,369 --> 00:20:30,247
Oh, May-Britt. Let's go.

134
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:35,085
- Where is the toilet?
- In there.

135
00:20:35,462 --> 00:20:37,212
In here?

136
00:20:37,589 --> 00:20:41,342
- It's occupied!
- Ah. Oops.

137
00:20:46,098 --> 00:20:48,057
He's at home.

138
00:20:48,433 --> 00:20:50,977
Rino?

139
00:20:51,353 --> 00:20:57,400
- We'll go to the beach.
- Nice to meet you, Rino.

140
00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:20,424
Hi. Shouldn't we meet properly?
It got a little strange last time.

141
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:24,470
- This is Synnّve, who I work with.
- Synnّve. Nice to meet you.

142
00:21:24,846 --> 00:21:28,224
- Come and sit down.
- Yes, sit here.

143
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,602
Come on. Rino.

144
00:21:32,646 --> 00:21:36,274
Just sit down.

145
00:21:36,650 --> 00:21:40,653
- Did you buy pizza?
- Yes, help yourself.

146
00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:47,243
Oh, so delicious.
Malin tells me you know German.

147
00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:51,414
- Will you teach us something?
- I don't know what that would be.

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00:21:51,791 --> 00:21:56,503
Something that is good for a girl
to know to if she is in Germany.

149
00:21:56,879 --> 00:22:00,257
No, I don't know
what would be.

150
00:22:00,633 --> 00:22:02,718
What time is it?

151
00:22:03,094 --> 00:22:07,556
- Out with your cock, you dirty sailor.
- I know you have one.

152
00:22:07,933 --> 00:22:11,435
A really kinky one.

153
00:22:13,146 --> 00:22:17,900
There are no dirty sailors
in Germany, because they're all very clean.

154
00:22:21,572 --> 00:22:23,448
What are you watching?

155
00:22:23,824 --> 00:22:29,079
A documentary about fat people
talking about how great sex they have.

156
00:22:29,455 --> 00:22:32,249
Holy shit.

157
00:22:42,010 --> 00:22:45,512
This is too sick for me.

158
00:22:45,889 --> 00:22:50,017
- Excuse me.
- We are very tired.

159
00:22:50,393 --> 00:22:54,772
We have been in the sun all day.
Come and sit down again.

160
00:22:55,148 --> 00:22:57,942
No, I have to work anyway.

161
00:22:58,318 --> 00:23:03,072
But we're going to a party tonight.
Do you want to come?

162
00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:07,243
No, I have a deadline
tomorrow, so...

163
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:12,290
- What about your pizza?
- I'm actually not hungry.

164
00:24:21,071 --> 00:24:23,906
Oh, God!

165
00:24:31,123 --> 00:24:34,334
Close your eyes.

166
00:24:34,710 --> 00:24:36,544
- No.
- Yes.

167
00:24:36,921 --> 00:24:39,381
- Come on, close your eyes.
- No.

168
00:24:39,757 --> 00:24:43,051
Do as I say.
Don't you trust me?

169
00:24:43,428 --> 00:24:45,262
No.

170
00:24:45,638 --> 00:24:50,017
- Do as I say. Close your eyes.
- Why?

171
00:24:50,393 --> 00:24:55,356
Jesus.
Are you a Christian, or what?

172
00:24:56,608 --> 00:25:01,654
Now you're going to feel something
you've never felt before.

173
00:25:03,615 --> 00:25:07,452
Stretch your fingers.

174
00:25:15,586 --> 00:25:17,712
Say hello to the Flesh Light.

175
00:25:18,089 --> 00:25:22,759
The number one male
self-gratification product in the world, man.

176
00:25:23,136 --> 00:25:25,929
I got ten of them from a friend.
Fell off a truck or something.

177
00:25:26,305 --> 00:25:31,643
You'll get it for a thousand.
What you can't get, you'll have to buy.

178
00:25:32,020 --> 00:25:38,067
It is perfect. You can even
remove the inside. I'm only trying to help you.

179
00:25:38,443 --> 00:25:42,655
You don't have to pay me
right away.

180
00:25:44,408 --> 00:25:49,537
- Jesus. It is the wrong way.
- What are you arguing about?

181
00:25:49,913 --> 00:25:53,750
- Hello.
- Hello. El Fillipo.

182
00:25:54,126 --> 00:25:59,172
Hi. My name is Magnus.
Are you the one living here?

183
00:25:59,548 --> 00:26:04,761
Is that a Flesh Light?
Can i see?

184
00:26:05,138 --> 00:26:07,806
- It's a sailor's bride.
- It's Filip's.

185
00:26:08,182 --> 00:26:13,770
- The male dildo. Fat. Cool.
- Filip brought it.

186
00:26:14,147 --> 00:26:19,109
Is that what it is?
Canned pussy?

187
00:26:19,486 --> 00:26:23,155
So this is the gift
from my best friend?

188
00:26:23,532 --> 00:26:29,954
I have diabetes, allergies and asthma,
but I don't really need one of those things.

189
00:26:30,330 --> 00:26:34,250
- But it was you who brought it.
- Happy birthday.

190
00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:39,589
This joke is at my expense.
But it is not fucking funny!

191
00:26:39,965 --> 00:26:44,844
- I'll leave, so you can laugh.
- Take it with you.

192
00:26:45,221 --> 00:26:48,849
- What is it with you?
- Nice to meet you.

193
00:26:49,225 --> 00:26:54,855
- I don't put my dick in a thermos!
- What is it with you?

194
00:26:55,231 --> 00:27:00,277
I'm just trying to help you.
You want her out, don't you?

195
00:27:00,654 --> 00:27:05,032
No one wants to live with a pervert
selling sailor brides.

196
00:27:05,409 --> 00:27:11,497
Thanks a lot for your help. Just take it and leave.
I have to go clean up this mess.

197
00:27:14,376 --> 00:27:19,339
Sorry about that.
It's Filip...

198
00:27:19,715 --> 00:27:25,970
It's his kind of humor.
Holy shit. I am not like that.

199
00:27:27,723 --> 00:27:33,395
- And how are you?
- I'm completely normal. Completely normal.

200
00:27:33,771 --> 00:27:38,192
- How boring.
- Yes, right?

201
00:27:38,568 --> 00:27:42,154
I found a lot of egg and bacon.
Want something?

202
00:27:42,530 --> 00:27:45,241
No thanks.

203
00:27:56,545 --> 00:27:58,254
THINK ABOUT IT
- FILIP

204
00:28:19,861 --> 00:28:25,407
When you receive your Flesh Light,
it will come in a discrete, unmarked box.

205
00:28:25,784 --> 00:28:29,995
Remove the product from the box
and remove the lid.

206
00:28:30,372 --> 00:28:37,086
And then you're ready for the world's leading
product for masculine self-satisfaction.

207
00:29:05,158 --> 00:29:07,242
Oh yes, yes!

208
00:29:15,002 --> 00:29:18,337
Holy shit.

209
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:29,808
Mr. John Holmes!
How are you?

210
00:29:31,602 --> 00:29:34,813
Have you been test driving
your Flesh Light yet?

211
00:29:35,189 --> 00:29:38,358
With that equipment you'd
blow up the whole fucking thermos.

212
00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:44,406
I have to sit down. I've just fucked,
so i'm squirting everywhere.

213
00:29:51,581 --> 00:29:55,209
Malin is just so fucking hot.

214
00:29:57,754 --> 00:30:03,092
No limitations. She's in on anything.
Especially when she drinks.

215
00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:20,402
Shit, I'm hung over.

216
00:30:30,789 --> 00:30:37,128
My God. Can't you put some plastic
over your old cheese in the fridge?

217
00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:41,757
My panties smells like ridder cheese.
Smell.

218
00:30:42,134 --> 00:30:46,471
It's disgusting!
Can't you put it on the balcony or something?

219
00:30:46,847 --> 00:30:52,352
- Why do you keep your panties in the fridge?
- What?

220
00:30:52,728 --> 00:30:55,730
<i>You can't even say depositum (deposit).</i>

221
00:30:56,107 --> 00:31:00,569
<i>- What did you say?
- You say depotisum.</i>

222
00:31:00,945 --> 00:31:04,573
<i>It's not called depotisum,
it's called depositum.</i>

223
00:31:04,949 --> 00:31:10,329
What the fuck?
It's a "sum", not a "tum".

224
00:31:10,705 --> 00:31:15,000
<i>It is called depositum.
Want to look it up in the dictionary?</i>

225
00:31:15,377 --> 00:31:20,423
You and that northerner having sex all the time,
so it's impossible to get some sleep here.

226
00:31:20,799 --> 00:31:24,427
- Are you listening, or what?
- No!

227
00:31:24,803 --> 00:31:27,597
Yes, you are listening to us.

228
00:31:27,973 --> 00:31:31,017
You can move out from here.

229
00:31:31,393 --> 00:31:35,605
We're not fit to live together.
I am not a collective-type.

230
00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:38,692
- What do you mean?
- Don't you understand norwegian, or what?

231
00:31:39,068 --> 00:31:42,612
- You fucking...
- Fucking what?

232
00:31:42,989 --> 00:31:47,367
- No, i'm actually going to save it.
- Say it.

233
00:31:47,744 --> 00:31:51,413
- Fucking...
- Fucking Swedish mother fucker.

234
00:31:58,838 --> 00:32:02,800
- Vary good, Rino. Say it again.
- What?

235
00:32:03,176 --> 00:32:07,513
- Swedish mother fucker.
- What are you saying? Are you sick or what?

236
00:32:07,890 --> 00:32:12,310
- Come on then.
- What's wrong with you, pussy?

237
00:32:12,686 --> 00:32:15,563
- What did you say?
- Pussy.

238
00:32:15,940 --> 00:32:19,609
- Good. Again. Louder.
- Yes. Pussy!

239
00:32:19,985 --> 00:32:23,113
- Louder!
- Pussy!

240
00:32:23,489 --> 00:32:27,868
Pussy,
you are a fucking pussy!

241
00:32:28,244 --> 00:32:30,203
- Rino?
- Yes?

242
00:32:30,580 --> 00:32:32,623
Come out.

243
00:32:36,002 --> 00:32:39,755
You two have gotten to know
eachother, I see.

244
00:32:40,131 --> 00:32:44,927
I was just picking up the deep frier.
Are you okay?

245
00:32:45,303 --> 00:32:49,599
It's good.
I'll leave now. Bye.

246
00:32:49,975 --> 00:32:52,810
Bye.

247
00:33:18,254 --> 00:33:21,632
Do they have only one dog,
or is there more?

248
00:33:22,008 --> 00:33:28,973
This is dog number two.
The first died in 96, i think.

249
00:33:29,349 --> 00:33:34,604
Then they made a movie about Rex
when he was little.

250
00:33:34,980 --> 00:33:39,984
And they could use that dog when
he grew up in this season.

251
00:33:40,361 --> 00:33:43,988
Is there a movie too?

252
00:33:44,365 --> 00:33:47,826
Yes, it was that year's big hit in Austria.

253
00:33:48,202 --> 00:33:52,414
"Baby-Rex, Der Kleine Kommisar".

254
00:33:52,790 --> 00:33:55,751
- You're kidding.
- No.

255
00:33:56,127 --> 00:33:59,296
It's so sexy
with men with lots of knowledge.

256
00:33:59,672 --> 00:34:04,510
Anyone can
find that on the Internet.

257
00:34:04,886 --> 00:34:10,391
Professor baby-Rex. You're
a lot the web, I understand?

258
00:34:10,767 --> 00:34:14,520
Yes. Wikipedia.

259
00:34:32,582 --> 00:34:35,292
Malin?

260
00:36:18,984 --> 00:36:23,154
- How's your wife?
- She is actually quite ok.

261
00:36:23,530 --> 00:36:26,157
- Is she quite ok now?
- Yes.

262
00:36:26,533 --> 00:36:31,079
Have you had "the good conversation" yet?

263
00:36:32,832 --> 00:36:36,209
It wasn't her I was thinking of.

264
00:36:36,585 --> 00:36:39,671
- You owe me money.
- For what?

265
00:36:40,047 --> 00:36:44,343
If you haven't used it yet,
I can take it back.

266
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:46,470
Yes...

267
00:36:46,846 --> 00:36:51,642
You've used it, haven't you?
You've fucking used it!

268
00:36:52,018 --> 00:36:55,062
And then you've fallen
in love with your room mate.

269
00:36:55,438 --> 00:36:59,066
- This looks like a triangle drama.
- I'm not in love.

270
00:36:59,443 --> 00:37:06,073
Hi. We're just grabbing some wine.
We're going to the park.

271
00:37:06,450 --> 00:37:10,495
- Are you having a band-rehearsal?
- No.

272
00:37:10,871 --> 00:37:15,667
- Do you get a lot of gigs?
- Gigs?

273
00:37:16,877 --> 00:37:20,630
- Do you want to come with us?
- Yes, perhaps we should?

274
00:37:21,007 --> 00:37:26,136
Then you could play a little for us.
We could use an entertainer.

275
00:37:26,512 --> 00:37:31,058
- We have other plans.
- What other plans do you have?

276
00:37:31,434 --> 00:37:36,730
- We're not going to the park.
- Ok, bye then.

277
00:37:37,107 --> 00:37:40,693
Yes, enjoy yourselves. Bye.

278
00:37:41,069 --> 00:37:45,364
It's completely sick. You have to be
a member, but I know a guy.

279
00:37:45,741 --> 00:37:48,075
It's no second hand store.

280
00:37:48,452 --> 00:37:53,289
It's fresh food from
Estonia, Lithuania, Gambia.

281
00:37:53,666 --> 00:37:59,045
And of course, Troms county.
Tiny, tight sami girls.

282
00:37:59,422 --> 00:38:04,593
Can you shut up? We've heard
you talk about prostitutes for 15 minutes now.

283
00:38:04,969 --> 00:38:09,556
Prostitutes are nice.
Want to come to Rino's apartment?

284
00:38:09,933 --> 00:38:13,018
- We have cold beers and...
- Can you pull over here?

285
00:38:13,394 --> 00:38:15,771
- Stop.
- We are only halfway.

286
00:38:16,147 --> 00:38:19,316
- We're 18 years old.
- Happy birthday!

287
00:38:19,693 --> 00:38:22,444
Stop!

288
00:38:22,821 --> 00:38:24,905
I have stopped.

289
00:38:31,371 --> 00:38:35,208
Bye, girls.
- I'm sorry.

290
00:38:38,212 --> 00:38:44,884
I'll leave now too. I've got something
that needs to be translated by tomorrow.

291
00:38:45,261 --> 00:38:48,764
Ok. You're going to the park, aren't you?

292
00:38:49,140 --> 00:38:52,225
- I didn't plan on it, no.
- Yeah, right.

293
00:38:52,602 --> 00:38:56,396
Talk to you later. Bye.

294
00:38:57,982 --> 00:39:02,069
Hey, Rino. You're going to the douchebags.

295
00:39:02,445 --> 00:39:07,992
Rino, no matter what you are doing,
you're making a fool of yourself.

296
00:39:08,368 --> 00:39:11,579
- You're making a fool of yourself!
- Bye, Filip.

297
00:39:11,955 --> 00:39:14,791
Fatso

298
00:39:33,061 --> 00:39:34,686
Rino

299
00:39:35,063 --> 00:39:37,564
Hey!

300
00:39:38,691 --> 00:39:43,320
Is that the one you talked about earlier, Malin?

301
00:39:44,823 --> 00:39:48,909
Hello. Are you the one who's
a professor in German?

302
00:39:49,286 --> 00:39:53,372
- Where is the charm troll?
- He had to leave.

303
00:39:57,127 --> 00:40:04,175
So i figured i'd drop by and
see if you had any fun.

304
00:40:04,552 --> 00:40:08,596
We do! Don't we?

305
00:40:08,973 --> 00:40:14,686
- Tell a little about your job.
- Yes, do that.

306
00:40:15,063 --> 00:40:20,025
- Yes, tell.
- It is not very exciting.

307
00:40:27,325 --> 00:40:33,080
I translate tool manuals
from German to Norwegian.

308
00:40:33,457 --> 00:40:37,251
Far out, man.

309
00:40:37,628 --> 00:40:40,880
What kind of tools?

310
00:40:41,256 --> 00:40:47,720
Abrasive tools,
sanders, drills...

311
00:40:48,097 --> 00:40:51,224
And hedge cutters.

312
00:40:51,601 --> 00:40:54,811
What are you doing now?

313
00:40:55,188 --> 00:40:59,191
I'm gonna start on this one.

314
00:41:00,735 --> 00:41:03,153
A multi sander.

315
00:41:03,530 --> 00:41:08,158
It's for cutting things with,
and you can replace it.

316
00:41:08,535 --> 00:41:13,622
What is the largest
you have translated?

317
00:41:13,999 --> 00:41:17,335
Have you for example
translated a cement mixer?

318
00:41:17,711 --> 00:41:22,423
No, I have never translated
anything over 32 kilograms.

319
00:41:27,930 --> 00:41:34,019
But I've made up a word
that didn't exist in Norwegian.

320
00:41:34,395 --> 00:41:39,775
It was some kind of small lever -

321
00:41:40,151 --> 00:41:43,570
- attached to some kind of machine.

322
00:41:43,947 --> 00:41:48,450
It was called "Schtürknنbel" in German.

323
00:41:50,203 --> 00:41:53,706
- And what did you call it?
- Styrknabel.

324
00:41:54,082 --> 00:41:58,461
- Did you come up with that all by yourself?
- Yes.

325
00:41:59,796 --> 00:42:03,049
Rino, we will be having a party on Sunday.

326
00:42:03,425 --> 00:42:06,594
Housewarming party for Malin.
At your place.

327
00:42:06,971 --> 00:42:09,556
- Okay, okay.
- Is it okay?

328
00:42:09,932 --> 00:42:14,477
You can bring your cute
buddy. What is he called?

329
00:42:14,854 --> 00:42:17,856
- Filip.
- Bring Filip.

330
00:42:18,232 --> 00:42:22,235
- Yes, Filip will come.
- That's good.

331
00:42:29,369 --> 00:42:33,455
You're going to excercise, i see.
Need help?

332
00:42:33,832 --> 00:42:37,418
- No, I'm only browsing.
- Are you browsing for anything in particular?

333
00:42:37,794 --> 00:42:42,298
- Jogging shoes.
- Jogging shoes aren't just jogging shoes.

334
00:42:42,674 --> 00:42:46,219
It is extremely important
to find the right shoes.

335
00:42:46,595 --> 00:42:49,180
Especially when you have a little weight.

336
00:42:49,556 --> 00:42:55,270
It is important to take care of
knees and joints when you are heavy.

337
00:42:55,646 --> 00:43:02,360
This one. These are good,
sturdy shoes. Want to try it?

338
00:43:03,404 --> 00:43:06,990
This is going to be hell
with your basis.

339
00:43:07,367 --> 00:43:10,911
You've got many long
and hard workouts in front of you.

340
00:43:11,287 --> 00:43:14,665
But that's good.
You have to start somewhere.

341
00:43:15,041 --> 00:43:19,962
Jump up on the treadmill
and run a little for me?

342
00:43:20,338 --> 00:43:24,342
I'll just take them.
I think they were cool.

343
00:43:24,718 --> 00:43:30,848
I have to check your pronation.
The pressure. How you run.

344
00:43:46,824 --> 00:43:50,661
We'll increase the pace a bit.

345
00:43:58,587 --> 00:44:01,755
Want me to turn it off?

346
00:44:05,636 --> 00:44:08,846
Careful...

347
00:44:19,984 --> 00:44:25,071
Stop! You can watch, but in Pimplona
the Fatsos must be on the sideline.

348
00:44:29,869 --> 00:44:33,497
Rino. Come here.

349
00:44:55,854 --> 00:44:57,814
Malin

350
00:45:47,408 --> 00:45:51,495
Malin, check this out.

351
00:45:53,414 --> 00:45:57,876
What do you think, what is the dress code?

352
00:46:00,213 --> 00:46:04,967
I don't know. Casual.

353
00:46:05,343 --> 00:46:07,761
Casual?

354
00:46:10,182 --> 00:46:14,685
- Do you think many will come?
- I think there will be a lot, yes.

355
00:46:15,062 --> 00:46:18,523
Maybe we should have a doorman.

356
00:46:18,899 --> 00:46:22,860
It would be the city's coolest
club with bar, -

357
00:46:23,237 --> 00:46:27,866
- DJ table, disco lights and stuff.

358
00:46:28,242 --> 00:46:31,912
And with a doorman.

359
00:46:34,123 --> 00:46:37,376
Have you ever been to a party?

360
00:46:37,752 --> 00:46:40,003
No, never.

361
00:46:40,380 --> 00:46:43,173
Of course I have.

362
00:47:01,777 --> 00:47:05,488
- Where are your glasses?
- Contact lenses.

363
00:47:05,865 --> 00:47:09,159
You look nice.

364
00:47:09,535 --> 00:47:14,873
But you seem
as if you're going to a funeral.

365
00:47:15,249 --> 00:47:19,628
We'll open this,
and open up there.

366
00:47:24,259 --> 00:47:27,886
Ok, that casual.

367
00:47:46,949 --> 00:47:50,577
Tonight we'll get drunk, right?

368
00:49:16,709 --> 00:49:21,004
- Hello.
- Hi, Mathias. Did you arrive now?

369
00:49:21,380 --> 00:49:24,633
Are you flirting with my girlfriend?

370
00:49:25,009 --> 00:49:28,303
Sorry, I didn't know
you had a boyfriend.

371
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:33,350
- What does that mean?
- "What do you mean?"

372
00:49:33,727 --> 00:49:37,646
- Who are you?
- Yes, who am I?

373
00:49:39,399 --> 00:49:43,319
- Want to dance?
- Yes. Bye.

374
00:49:43,695 --> 00:49:47,949
- Do you think I'm just inventing it?
- I know it's just something you're inventing.

375
00:49:48,325 --> 00:49:53,788
Nostradamus wrote about this
500 years ago, the yellow danger.

376
00:49:54,164 --> 00:49:57,792
Hi. It is the Schtürknنbel.

377
00:49:58,169 --> 00:50:00,128
Come here.

378
00:50:00,504 --> 00:50:06,885
I would like to say on behalf of everyone
that this is a fabulous party.

379
00:50:07,261 --> 00:50:11,139
- Go ahead.
- No thanks. I don't smoke hashish.

380
00:50:11,516 --> 00:50:14,935
Hashish? This is pot.

381
00:50:15,311 --> 00:50:17,938
No, I'm only going to get stone drunk.

382
00:50:18,315 --> 00:50:21,901
Sit down and relax.
We're here if there's anything.

383
00:50:22,277 --> 00:50:26,405
If you read a little and keep up with things,
and been a little enlightened.

384
00:50:26,782 --> 00:50:30,243
For example, I read the
financial pages every day.

385
00:50:30,619 --> 00:50:33,496
While you are stoned.

386
00:50:33,872 --> 00:50:38,126
What are you reading then?
Jack Kerouac, and High Times?

387
00:50:38,502 --> 00:50:41,087
Why are you sitting here?

388
00:50:42,590 --> 00:50:44,466
Are you feeling sad?

389
00:50:44,842 --> 00:50:48,637
Yes, you are. I can feel it.

390
00:50:49,013 --> 00:50:54,643
Don't be...
Don't be sad.

391
00:50:55,019 --> 00:50:59,023
- I'm not sad.
- It's party now.

392
00:51:01,526 --> 00:51:04,987
Don't be sad.

393
00:51:05,363 --> 00:51:10,785
Do you know? After you moved in,
my life has been completely crazy.

394
00:51:13,705 --> 00:51:20,211
You are so quiet and safe.

395
00:51:26,260 --> 00:51:31,264
Now I want to see you dance.
Come on, professor.

396
00:52:05,718 --> 00:52:08,261
Look at fuck boy.

397
00:52:08,638 --> 00:52:13,433
Hi. I just got home,
and Malin had a party.

398
00:52:13,810 --> 00:52:18,021
Sure. Did you join Extreme
Makeover, or what?

399
00:52:18,398 --> 00:52:24,486
- I want the gay-look special.
- Hello. There's the entertainer.

400
00:52:25,947 --> 00:52:31,410
- Do you want a beer?
- I thought I'd fry some bacon.

401
00:52:31,787 --> 00:52:37,250
What's going on? Talking about how sad
it was that you missed the hippie ages?

402
00:52:37,626 --> 00:52:43,006


403
00:52:43,382 --> 00:52:48,219
- What the hell are you doing?
- I wanted to fry some bacon.

404
00:52:48,596 --> 00:52:51,848
Isn't that awesome,
or is it too hillbilly for you?

405
00:52:52,225 --> 00:52:55,310
Doesn't it fit to your diet?

406
00:52:55,686 --> 00:52:59,314
Why are you so pissed off?
Been a while since you've gotten anything?

407
00:52:59,691 --> 00:53:03,360
Shut up, damn waitress!

408
00:53:03,737 --> 00:53:09,408
Oh wow, angry boy.
I know what you need, Filip.

409
00:53:09,784 --> 00:53:14,455
You need a proper blow job,
so you can lower your shoulders a bit.

410
00:53:14,831 --> 00:53:18,167
- Are you good at blowing?
- Fuckin' good, actually.

411
00:53:18,544 --> 00:53:23,423
How do you like it? Thrusting
your dick far down her throat?

412
00:53:23,799 --> 00:53:27,760
Or do you like that she's just
nibbling carefully at the tip?

413
00:53:28,137 --> 00:53:31,222
Did you have a cold beer?

414
00:53:31,599 --> 00:53:36,603
- Here's your buddy for a party...
- Can you just leave?

415
00:53:36,979 --> 00:53:40,065
How is it, then, Loverboy?

416
00:53:40,441 --> 00:53:44,486
You are more interested in Rino.
Is that what it is?

417
00:53:44,863 --> 00:53:48,115
Ok, I'll leave!

418
00:53:49,492 --> 00:53:53,037
Let me take a look at your cock, entertainer.

419
00:54:15,061 --> 00:54:19,147
- Look at that one.
- There!

420
00:54:21,025 --> 00:54:24,486
Come and get a taste.

421
00:56:07,010 --> 00:56:10,680
Malin, your buddy puked.

422
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:19,898
- Jesus. Rino!
- Check out the huge dick.

423
00:56:21,859 --> 00:56:25,487
Help me to put
on his underpants.

424
00:56:31,953 --> 00:56:35,164
Jesus, he's got a hard-on.

425
00:56:35,540 --> 00:56:37,791
- I just have to touch it.
- Don't!

426
00:56:38,168 --> 00:56:42,213
He won't notice it.
He's sleeping.

427
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:57,562
I'm drowning!

428
00:57:04,487 --> 00:57:07,739
Rino... Hello!

429
00:57:08,115 --> 00:57:13,328
Rino.
We're going to the beach.

430
00:59:09,116 --> 00:59:13,578
Here's something for you.
Enjoy.

431
00:59:55,748 --> 01:00:00,127
- Did you know about this?
- Didn't you know he had a kid?

432
01:00:00,503 --> 01:00:04,464
No! He's fucking married to that
old bitch over there.

433
01:00:04,841 --> 01:00:07,885
They've been on and off
for a long time.

434
01:00:08,261 --> 01:00:12,056
Relax, it doesn't mean anything.

435
01:00:13,767 --> 01:00:19,146
Take it easy, Malin.
You are much better than her.

436
01:00:27,197 --> 01:00:31,367
- Are you okay?
- No, i'm not okay.

437
01:00:31,744 --> 01:00:34,662
And it won't go too
well for me either.

438
01:00:35,039 --> 01:00:38,291
Not when you're as stupid as I am.

439
01:00:38,668 --> 01:00:41,503
- You are not stupid.

440
01:00:41,879 --> 01:00:44,965
That's why
I do everything wrong.

441
01:00:45,341 --> 01:00:50,179
That's why everything is wrong,
because I am so hopeless.

442
01:00:50,555 --> 01:00:55,100
But you're only 20 years. You have a lot of
time to fix up things.

443
01:00:55,477 --> 01:00:58,145
- But it's not getting any better, is it?
- Yes.

444
01:00:58,522 --> 01:01:02,274
- Look at yourself. Is it going to get better?
- No, not for me.

445
01:01:02,651 --> 01:01:08,948
- But you are pretty and fun.
- It's not what I need.

446
01:01:09,325 --> 01:01:12,410
I don't think pretty and fun
sound too bad.

447
01:01:12,786 --> 01:01:17,415
- Is that the only thing about me?
- No. No!

448
01:01:17,792 --> 01:01:20,460
What else?

449
01:01:20,837 --> 01:01:25,799
You are kind, and...

450
01:01:26,175 --> 01:01:30,512
No, not reliable.
But you are good to party.

451
01:01:30,889 --> 01:01:34,600
And drink. And to stay up late at night.

452
01:01:34,976 --> 01:01:38,854
And you smell good.

453
01:01:46,530 --> 01:01:50,074
- Do you know what I think?
- No.

454
01:01:50,451 --> 01:01:54,787
Dear, Honorable Professor.

455
01:01:55,164 --> 01:01:58,291
You need a girlfriend.

456
01:01:58,667 --> 01:02:04,089
You need to fuck. And I need
to stop fucking. Forever.

457
01:02:04,465 --> 01:02:09,136
From now on I'll enter celibacy.

458
01:02:09,512 --> 01:02:12,973
- And you will exit one, ok?
- Yes.

459
01:02:13,349 --> 01:02:16,810
- I can arrange a date.
- With whom?

460
01:02:17,187 --> 01:02:21,065
- Now you're interested.
- But who is it?

461
01:02:21,441 --> 01:02:26,362
- No, it is a blind date.
- No! Not a blind date.

462
01:02:26,738 --> 01:02:30,116
You need a girlfriend.
You deserve it.

463
01:02:30,492 --> 01:02:33,703
- Cheers.
- Yeah, Cheers.

464
01:02:53,349 --> 01:02:56,226
Is there a carnival?

465
01:02:56,603 --> 01:02:59,897
Party for Carlings employees?

466
01:03:00,273 --> 01:03:02,608
Where are you going?

467
01:03:02,984 --> 01:03:07,321
Rino, don't be so cranky.

468
01:03:07,698 --> 01:03:11,200
I drank a couple of beers too much that night.

469
01:03:11,577 --> 01:03:13,911
Get in, I'll drive you where you're going.

470
01:03:14,288 --> 01:03:16,539
I'm going to meet a woman.

471
01:03:16,915 --> 01:03:20,919
No, are you kidding?
Are you going to a date?

472
01:03:21,295 --> 01:03:23,671
That's awesome, Rino!

473
01:03:24,048 --> 01:03:27,801
Who is it?

474
01:03:28,177 --> 01:03:32,389
Good luck, Rino
Call me tomorrow.

475
01:03:58,667 --> 01:04:01,002
- Hey.
- Hey.

476
01:04:01,378 --> 01:04:05,924
Hey. So you are Swedish too?

477
01:04:08,719 --> 01:04:12,264
That's a nice dress.

478
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:14,558
Thank you.

479
01:04:14,934 --> 01:04:17,894
That's a great...

480
01:04:18,271 --> 01:04:24,401
Nice wholeness.
Goes well with your hair and everything.

481
01:04:24,778 --> 01:04:32,284
- Sorry, but I'm waiting for someone.
- You don't have to wait any more. Rino.

482
01:04:32,911 --> 01:04:35,413
Rino?

483
01:04:36,748 --> 01:04:40,626
- I am Nina.
- Oh yes.

484
01:04:41,003 --> 01:04:44,297
- Do you know each other?
- No.

485
01:04:44,673 --> 01:04:48,426
We just chatted.

486
01:05:14,788 --> 01:05:17,623
I need to go to the bathroom.

487
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:21,461
I'm just going to the toilet.

488
01:05:55,831 --> 01:05:59,792
They've got a lot of good food.
Have you decided?

489
01:06:01,670 --> 01:06:04,464
What wrong with you?

490
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:07,967
What is the thing here?
That fat people must hang together?

491
01:06:08,344 --> 01:06:11,596
Don't you know that people make
fun of you behind your back?

492
01:06:11,972 --> 01:06:17,060
You should stay at home
and eat the fat food which -

493
01:06:17,436 --> 01:06:21,356
You - and put your fat on the couch.
Holy shit.

494
01:06:37,582 --> 01:06:40,501
Hey.

495
01:06:44,298 --> 01:06:47,592
Were you going to check if
the Fatsos found each other?

496
01:06:47,968 --> 01:06:50,511
How did it go?

497
01:06:51,555 --> 01:06:55,850
Do you think that you can match people
only because they are fat?

498
01:06:56,227 --> 01:07:00,105
- What do you mean to match?
- Match!

499
01:07:00,481 --> 01:07:03,817
You are so fuckin disrespectful.

500
01:07:04,193 --> 01:07:09,990
Just walking around in your panties and complain
about how hung over you are.

501
01:07:10,366 --> 01:07:15,204
And that idiot you're dating,
eating all my food.

502
01:07:15,580 --> 01:07:18,666
And you're feeling sorry for yourself
because you are so pretty?

503
01:07:19,042 --> 01:07:22,128
You can just leave.
I don't want you here.

504
01:07:22,504 --> 01:07:27,467
Don't you understand? Are you that stupid?
Get out, and drink and do drugs.

505
01:07:27,843 --> 01:07:31,137
Fuck some guy who doesn't
even care about you.

506
01:07:31,513 --> 01:07:36,267
And you can find some other fat fuck
you can cry to in the morning.

507
01:07:36,644 --> 01:07:38,728
Leave.

508
01:07:59,626 --> 01:08:03,087
Do you think i should be ashamed of myself?

509
01:08:03,463 --> 01:08:07,425
I'd fuck you so fuckin' hard.

510
01:08:10,220 --> 01:08:16,226
I'd fuck you, and all your friends,
and the woman with a suitcase full of dildos.

511
01:08:16,602 --> 01:08:18,353
Look how cute it is.

512
01:08:18,729 --> 01:08:21,648
Imagine if we were to do the same.

513
01:08:22,024 --> 01:08:27,612
- Can it handle all the sperm?
- Yes, it has a small pocket that can be emptied.

514
01:08:27,989 --> 01:08:31,283
So here you can
eat your eggs.

515
01:08:35,663 --> 01:08:38,415
Oh, Captain Cock

516
01:08:39,459 --> 01:08:42,211
Are you sitting here and
being ashamed of yourselves?

517
01:08:44,423 --> 01:08:48,301
There's a bunch of ladies in the floor under here
that needs dick. Go and fuck.

518
01:08:48,677 --> 01:08:52,722
Claim your right! Now!

519
01:08:56,852 --> 01:08:59,604
- Hey.
- Hello.

520
01:09:01,440 --> 01:09:04,401
- What's up, Hanssen?
- I'm coming with you...

521
01:09:04,777 --> 01:09:07,988
Cool. Welcome aboard.

522
01:09:08,364 --> 01:09:10,407
...to a whorehouse.

523
01:09:10,783 --> 01:09:14,161
Whorehouse?
What are you going to do there?

524
01:09:15,538 --> 01:09:18,207
Fuck prostitutes.

525
01:09:19,250 --> 01:09:24,547
You said if don't have it, i have to buy it.
So I'll buy it.

526
01:09:24,923 --> 01:09:28,634
- I'm not in the shape today.
- I thought that's how you got in shape.

527
01:09:29,011 --> 01:09:33,055
- What's wrong with you?
- You don't even know where it is, do you?

528
01:09:33,432 --> 01:09:38,186
- Of course. I know the guys.
- Then, let's go.

529
01:09:41,982 --> 01:09:45,902
Okay, if it is
that important to you.

530
01:10:46,925 --> 01:10:51,387
- Yes? What do we do now?
- Take a cold beer.

531
01:10:51,763 --> 01:10:54,807
- That's not what I meant.
- First we'll look.

532
01:10:55,183 --> 01:11:00,271
We need to get in the mood,
damn it. Look at the woman.

533
01:11:00,647 --> 01:11:05,235
I don't know what it is with me
and strippers. They are so attracted to me.

534
01:11:05,611 --> 01:11:10,532
I promise you. I've never
paid for a lap dance.

535
01:11:10,908 --> 01:11:16,079
The lady, Kim Larsen, you know?
Her daughter is a stripper.

536
01:11:16,456 --> 01:11:19,958
But she strip mostly
outside Norway.

537
01:11:20,335 --> 01:11:25,672
Mostly the Las Vegas area.
And she's got a lot of hair on her pussy.

538
01:11:27,008 --> 01:11:30,970
Holy shit, you are so full of shit.

539
01:11:31,346 --> 01:11:34,890
Can't we just drink some beers
and look at the ladies?

540
01:11:35,267 --> 01:11:39,353
You don't even know where we are.
What kind of place is this?

541
01:11:39,730 --> 01:11:44,817
This isn't exactly a regular bridge club.
It's not like going to the store to buy bread.

542
01:11:45,194 --> 01:11:48,238
We talk about prostitutes, right?

543
01:11:48,614 --> 01:11:53,326
You don't know where it is.
Can't you just admit it?

544
01:12:00,251 --> 01:12:02,336
- Yes?
- Hey, it is Rino.

545
01:12:04,964 --> 01:12:07,674
- Hey, Rino. It has been a long time ago.
- I'm gonna send up a buddy.

546
01:12:10,345 --> 01:12:12,429
- That's nice. Just came on in.
- Ok.

547
01:12:13,306 --> 01:12:15,724
Here you go.

548
01:12:18,770 --> 01:12:21,689
You're not coming?

549
01:13:07,946 --> 01:13:10,031
Come on.

550
01:13:23,546 --> 01:13:27,841
- Filip.
- He's a first timer.

551
01:13:50,949 --> 01:13:55,578
I think I will take that beer anyway.

552
01:14:25,068 --> 01:14:28,237
- Hello, Big boy.
- Hello.

553
01:14:28,614 --> 01:14:32,408
- Hello, come closer.
- Yes.

554
01:14:36,830 --> 01:14:40,208
Don't be shy, it's just sex.

555
01:14:41,627 --> 01:14:44,254
- Are you afraid?
- No.

556
01:14:44,630 --> 01:14:48,717
- Would you like to have sex?
- Yes.

557
01:14:49,093 --> 01:14:51,386
- Do you like Nikita?
- Yes.

558
01:14:51,763 --> 01:14:54,514
- Do you want to have sex with me?
- Yes.

559
01:14:54,891 --> 01:14:58,602
Do you like sex, big boy?

560
01:14:58,979 --> 01:15:02,648
Come, we go private.

561
01:15:03,024 --> 01:15:05,443
Come, big boy.

562
01:15:07,279 --> 01:15:11,115
I must leave now. Thank you.

563
01:15:38,728 --> 01:15:40,813
Rino.

564
01:15:45,193 --> 01:15:50,906
Now I've done
it again, you know?

565
01:15:53,952 --> 01:15:58,331
Magnus, he doesn't want
to see me any more.

566
01:15:59,750 --> 01:16:03,294
He moved in with his ex.

567
01:16:03,671 --> 01:16:05,839
I'm drunk.

568
01:16:06,215 --> 01:16:12,471
I lost my keys and phone.

569
01:16:12,847 --> 01:16:16,224
Don't you want to help me?

570
01:16:20,647 --> 01:16:25,609
I'm sorry, i'm sorry.

571
01:16:49,719 --> 01:16:56,183
- I'm so stupid.
- No, i got a little bit angry earlier.

572
01:16:56,559 --> 01:17:00,854
You were right.
I'm so stupid. Sorry.

573
01:17:01,231 --> 01:17:04,691
Take it off.

574
01:17:05,068 --> 01:17:09,321
Help. Take it off.

575
01:17:13,994 --> 01:17:18,748
Help me. Take them off.

576
01:17:23,796 --> 01:17:29,884
Can you sleep with me tonight?

577
01:17:30,261 --> 01:17:33,680
I don't want to be alone.

578
01:17:34,056 --> 01:17:36,808
Come and lay down here.

579
01:17:37,185 --> 01:17:41,313
Can you sleep with me?

580
01:17:56,246 --> 01:17:58,748
You are so pretty.

581
01:18:02,503 --> 01:18:05,004
You're not stupid.

582
01:18:06,340 --> 01:18:09,509
I like you very much.

583
01:18:34,202 --> 01:18:37,163
You're not sad, are you?

584
01:18:37,539 --> 01:18:41,709
Don't be sad.
You mustn't.

585
01:18:42,085 --> 01:18:47,173
I will make you happy,
because I love you.

586
01:18:47,549 --> 01:18:50,385
I love you, Rino.

587
01:18:50,761 --> 01:18:53,429
I want to feel you inside me.

588
01:18:53,806 --> 01:18:57,642
I want to feel your big,
big cock inside me.

589
01:18:58,019 --> 01:19:01,521
Yes, yes! Yes, Rino!

590
01:19:04,567 --> 01:19:08,111
Fuck me, harder!
Continue, Rino

591
01:19:08,488 --> 01:19:10,572
I love you!

592
01:19:16,037 --> 01:19:20,124
What the fuck?
Are you jerking off?

593
01:19:22,878 --> 01:19:25,296
What the hell are you doing?

594
01:19:25,672 --> 01:19:30,760
- You said you wanted me here.
- So that means you can jerk off?

595
01:19:31,136 --> 01:19:35,390
That's disgusting. Did you think
I wanted to have sex with you, or what?

596
01:19:35,766 --> 01:19:40,520
Did you think I wanted anything to do
with you at all? You're so disgusting.

597
01:19:40,897 --> 01:19:45,817
You're a fat, old,
ugly, nasty porn-pig!

598
01:19:46,194 --> 01:19:49,905
Go jerk off somewhere else.
Leave!

599
01:20:07,049 --> 01:20:08,883
What are you doing?

600
01:20:09,259 --> 01:20:14,305
Since I'm so disgusting, I'd better
just cut off my dick, or what?

601
01:20:14,682 --> 01:20:17,433
That's good. Just do it.

602
01:20:17,810 --> 01:20:22,606
- I'm gonna do it.
- So do it then. Do it now.

603
01:20:22,982 --> 01:20:26,485
- Yes, but you can't watch.
- Yes, I want to watch.

604
01:20:26,861 --> 01:20:31,156
Let me see if you can
take some responsibility. Do it then!

605
01:20:31,532 --> 01:20:33,408
Leave.

606
01:22:20,980 --> 01:22:25,108
Rino! What the fuck did you do?

607
01:22:25,484 --> 01:22:27,861
Rino, wake up!

608
01:22:28,237 --> 01:22:31,031
Wake up, Rino!

609
01:22:56,558 --> 01:23:00,686
- Hello. How's it going here?
- Good.

610
01:23:01,063 --> 01:23:06,568
You have to be here for a couple of days more.
You're not well enough to go home yet.

611
01:23:06,944 --> 01:23:10,488
Alcohol is strictly prohibited.

612
01:23:10,865 --> 01:23:14,326
When you came in here,
you almost had a volume of 3.

613
01:23:14,702 --> 01:23:16,995
Not more?

614
01:23:18,373 --> 01:23:22,960
I need the name of your next of kin.

615
01:23:33,180 --> 01:23:37,516
Set your mom.

616
01:23:43,607 --> 01:23:46,651
You can set me.

617
01:23:47,027 --> 01:23:49,988
It was Rino Hanssen?

618
01:23:51,407 --> 01:23:55,327
- Hanssen with two S .
- Ok.

619
01:23:55,703 --> 01:23:58,288
That's fine.

620
01:24:41,084 --> 01:24:44,002
How are you?

621
01:24:45,046 --> 01:24:51,009
1 cm further down, and there wouldn't
have been any "sausage" left.

622
01:24:52,470 --> 01:24:55,389
- Does it hurt?
- Yes

623
01:24:56,808 --> 01:25:03,564
The worst is that the doctor has
prohibited sex for four weeks, so ...

624
01:25:04,942 --> 01:25:08,695
So what shall I do then?

625
01:25:11,198 --> 01:25:14,284
I found your drawings

626
01:25:14,660 --> 01:25:17,078
You really see others.

627
01:25:17,455 --> 01:25:20,123
And yourself.

628
01:25:20,499 --> 01:25:24,294
The drawings are very good.

629
01:25:26,923 --> 01:25:30,384
Sick, but good. Just like you.

630
01:25:34,264 --> 01:25:37,641
I think you should send them.

631
01:25:40,395 --> 01:25:43,064
Are you going to leave?

632
01:25:44,608 --> 01:25:49,112
- I am going home to my mom.
- Why?

633
01:25:50,364 --> 01:25:55,869
Where my mother live, it's so fucking boring.

634
01:25:56,245 --> 01:26:01,124
I thought I would try
to be by myself. Alone.

635
01:26:01,500 --> 01:26:06,922
Can't you stay here and
be bored with me?

636
01:26:07,298 --> 01:26:09,967
I can teach you everything about it.

637
01:26:10,343 --> 01:26:13,929
No, Rino. Do you know why?

638
01:26:14,305 --> 01:26:17,224
Come here.

639
01:26:18,685 --> 01:26:25,358
You're not going to sit in here with me.
You need to get out of here.

640
01:26:25,734 --> 01:26:29,946
Do you understand? Are you sure?

641
01:26:30,322 --> 01:26:34,534
- Promise?
- Yes, I promise.

642
01:26:49,717 --> 01:26:53,178
- Bye.
- Bye.

643
01:27:23,419 --> 01:27:26,212
- Hey.
- Hey.

644
01:27:26,589 --> 01:27:32,969
- I need stamps for 50 kr.
- 50? Yes.

645
01:27:35,181 --> 01:27:38,851
- I'm going to mail this one.
- Is it something important?

646
01:27:39,227 --> 01:27:43,355
- No, just a couple of cartoons.
- Cool.

647
01:27:46,902 --> 01:27:50,529
I think you are ...

648
01:27:50,906 --> 01:27:53,574
You are ...

649
01:27:53,951 --> 01:27:57,370
You are so all right.
I had to say.

650
01:27:57,746 --> 01:28:01,916
Very ... cute.
You are very cute.

651
01:28:02,293 --> 01:28:04,377
Thank you.

652
01:28:09,383 --> 01:28:14,471
Would you like
to go on a date?

653
01:28:14,847 --> 01:28:21,395
No, just a cup of coffee or something?
Or to the movies or a date?

654
01:28:21,771 --> 01:28:27,776
- I am actually engaged.
- Sorry. I didn't know.

655
01:28:28,153 --> 01:28:30,654
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

656
01:28:38,414 --> 01:28:42,458
And if you weren't engaged?

657
01:28:42,835 --> 01:28:47,797
It's charming when someone
thinks I'm cute in this shirt.

658
01:28:48,174 --> 01:28:51,635
And you seem
as a nice guy, so ...

659
01:28:52,011 --> 01:28:54,805
- Why not?
- Yes, why not?

660
01:28:55,181 --> 01:28:58,767
- bye
- bye