1 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:08,560 ♪ Put the work in ♪ 2 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:11,000 {\an8}♪ Told the baby girl She gotta do it with a purpose ♪ 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,840 {\an8}♪ Madonna by the mirror Man, I heard that she a virgin, sheesh ♪ 4 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:15,560 ♪ And I been in the gym all week ♪ 5 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:17,560 ♪ Heavy bars That's how I drop the gems y'all need ♪ 6 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:19,880 ♪ I been workin' On this body for beach all winter ♪ 7 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:21,480 ♪ Yoga and Pilates Watch me keep my figure ♪ 8 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,760 ♪ Snapback like Beyoncé Kill the beats like jigga ♪ 9 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:26,000 ♪ Share the vision But not everybody see my picture ♪ 10 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,160 - Morning, friend! - Jesus, Liv, fuck! 11 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:29,440 What are you doing here? 12 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,680 What? I have to get fit to get my green card back. 13 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:34,200 Most people wait a few days after a hospital visit. 14 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:37,960 - I said we'd hang out later. - Yeah, I know, but your whole vibe's very... 15 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:39,440 So you're stalking me on my run? 16 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,840 - No. I just wanna check that we're cool. - No. 17 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:44,320 Wait. I get it, you're pissed. 18 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:46,480 - God. - Just tell me what to do. 19 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:49,040 You can start by apologizing to my boss. 20 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:50,280 Done. 21 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:52,320 Oh, God. Can we please stop? 22 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:53,560 - This is horrible. - No. 23 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:54,720 Oh, God. 24 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:55,720 Ow. 25 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,040 Motherfucker. 26 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,600 Oh! Shit. 27 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:07,720 ♪ You can call me the good-time girl ♪ 28 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,920 Ow, ow, ow, ow. Ow! 29 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:13,760 You need a fitness professional. If you'd asked your brother... 30 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:17,560 Well, I text him several times, and all I get back are angry face emojis. 31 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:20,560 - Can you blame him? - Oh, we get it, Mum, he's your favorite. 32 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,200 Straighten your arm. 33 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:25,360 This is very dense. 34 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,400 Yes. Well, you need something to open your bowels. 35 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:32,240 What is it today? 36 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:35,800 - Exactly the same. - Oh, my God, how long is this gonna take? 37 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:39,160 You've only been cleaning up your act for three days! 38 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:42,880 Imagine how much junk you've accumulated over a lifetime. 39 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:47,400 What, I'm just supposed to eat this and exercise for the rest of my life? 40 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,480 I'm a food critic. How's that possible? 41 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:54,160 I eat Bircher and walk 5Ks every single morning. 42 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,200 Well, not all heroes wear capes, Lorraine. 43 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,920 Oh, for God's sake, Olivia. 44 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,120 You have got to take your health seriously. 45 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:02,280 I'm eating this, aren't I? 46 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:05,640 Yes, that's so you can get back to New York and a job and-- 47 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:07,520 And abuse your body further. 48 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:14,280 Reality check, you're no longer 20. There are no shortcuts in life. 49 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:15,560 According to you. 50 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,160 - Oh. 51 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:21,640 "Bondi Cleanse"? 52 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:23,720 - Really? - Yes, really. 53 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:27,040 Miranda Kerr raved about it last time I interviewed her. 54 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:32,760 Dr. Price says those detoxes cost an arm, promise you the world, 55 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:33,800 then kill you. 56 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,640 Dr. Price will kill someone. 57 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:38,600 You know, he completely forgot Dad was dead the other day? 58 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,600 Yeah. He'll prescribe snail semen for warts next. 59 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,320 - Olivia. - No, I mean it, Mum. 60 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:46,840 You should say something before he really hurts someone. 61 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:50,680 And you should apologize to your brother. 62 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:55,040 A lot of people wanting apologies today. 63 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:01,560 Hey, Valerie. 64 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:03,320 What are you doing in one hour? 65 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:06,360 - Um, why? - Something's come up. 66 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:09,080 It's exactly the kind of story I need you to write. 67 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:13,280 Dexter Fabian's doing a nose-to-tail where you can behead your own spatchcock. 68 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:14,840 Oh, that's-- 69 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,120 Just the sort of story the show execs will love. 70 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:20,800 - I'm putting your name on the list. - Oh, can you just take a pause on that? 71 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,920 Sorry. I'm still in Australia. 72 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:25,880 What the fuck, Liv? You said you'd be back by Monday. 73 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:29,640 I'm here working my ass off for you, and you're on the other side of the world? 74 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:31,680 I need you here, getting noticed. 75 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,280 - Uh, I'm gonna be back so soon. - Cute. 76 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:36,040 Doesn't help me right now, or you. 77 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:37,640 - Let me get a story here. - Get me Jane. 78 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:39,720 - I promise it'll be-- 79 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,040 Valerie? Hel-- 80 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:46,120 So about the awards the other night, I just wanted to say I'm sorry, 81 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,040 Amy's the best, I'm a dickhead. 82 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,920 - And The Standard? - Um, independent journalism. 83 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:52,680 Newest subscriber, big fan. 84 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:55,160 Thank you for what could have been an email. 85 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:56,880 Oh. Jeez. 86 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:58,720 - You all right? - Sorry. 87 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,000 I jogged for the first time. 88 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,440 - I feel I've been fucked by a truck. - Helen? 89 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:06,640 I need to de-garbage my guts so I can get back to New York 90 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:09,720 and a job which is, ironically, being a professional garbage guts. 91 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,480 I'm thinking, um, Bondi Cleanse. 92 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,200 That's funny. You should write about it. 93 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:16,320 Excuse me. 94 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:18,640 Oh. 95 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:21,240 - People, deadlines looming. - Hi. 96 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:22,240 What the fuck? 97 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,240 It's fine. Chill. 98 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,240 Okay, so what have we got on today? 99 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,720 Dude, you can't just ambush my boss at my workplace. 100 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,360 Well, you told me to apologize. 101 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:34,240 - God, you could've just sent an email. - Sent an email. I know. 102 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,880 - But I figured it out. - Figured what? 103 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:40,240 How to create buzz for Valerie while stuck in this godforsaken city. 104 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,720 - The answer's here. - Please don't say sex tape. 105 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:45,600 No, yuck. It's not 2008. 106 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:49,520 Listen, "Professional foodie undertakes radical cleanse 107 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,480 where nothing goes in and everything is flushed out." 108 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:53,400 Look. 109 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:54,800 "This four-day regime 110 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:58,600 of fasting, herbal laxatives, acupuncture, cupping, and fecal purging--" 111 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,320 - And you've pitched this to Valerie? - No, I don't need to. 112 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:04,080 I just need to write a story that's gonna make some noise, 113 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,640 and this will make some noise! 114 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:10,240 Oh, what? This cleanse is gonna give me a juicy-as-fuck story, 115 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:13,040 and at the same time, get my blood pressure to go... 116 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,360 Bam! Green card. Home. 117 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,400 Fuck diet, fuck exercise. 118 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,560 All I need to do is starve myself and have my colon rinsed out. 119 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,200 I mean, it basically writes itself. 120 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:27,080 - All right. I would read that. - Yeah. 121 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,200 Oh, shit. 122 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:32,320 - You all right? - Ugh, getting dragged to hell online. 123 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:34,560 - Wow, your job's really relaxing. 124 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,640 It's also Archie's birthday this weekend. 125 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:39,920 Some little shits are bullying him at school so I wanna make it good. 126 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:40,920 I gotta go, okay? 127 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:43,760 No, well, hey, just come with me while I get penetrated by a hose. 128 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,680 You can have a massage. This place is like a spa. 129 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,520 No. I don't need a massage. I need this whistleblower to call. 130 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:50,640 Aren't you a journalist? 131 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:53,120 Don't you wanna see what they flush out of my filthy hole? 132 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,680 - No, don't say filthy hole. - My filthy hole? 133 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:57,440 I hate you. Get out of here. 134 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,320 My filthy hole. My filthy hole. Filthy hole. 135 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,360 All right, I'll come. Just shush. 136 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:05,240 This isn't exactly the nose-to-tail story my boss was-- 137 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:08,480 Whoa! Okay, just right in there. 138 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:13,760 - You will feel yourself expand now. 139 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:16,280 - Oh. Spiritually? - In your arsehole, dear. 140 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:17,880 - Oh. 141 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:19,920 Ugh. 142 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:25,320 Uh, well, this looks veterinary. 143 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:27,160 - How'd you go? - Quite oily. 144 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:29,240 We ask no phones in the shedding space. 145 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:31,280 Oh, thank you for asking. 146 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:32,800 And my answer is no. 147 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:34,920 Sorry. 148 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:39,960 Ugh, God. Dude, you need to chew your food. 149 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,280 God, I'm so unhealthy. 150 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:44,880 - Look at me, I need to be hosed out. - Hmm. 151 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:46,400 This is humiliating. 152 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,520 - Oh, we should get a photo. - Ooh, yeah. 153 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:51,240 Hold it up. 154 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:55,240 - Yoink. - Liv! 155 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:58,840 No, mate, stop. You need to relax. Drink some tea. 156 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:00,320 Analyze my insides. 157 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,000 - My whistleblower! - Oh. 158 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,600 Oh, please, not mid-drain. 159 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:12,640 - Oh, fuck! Fuck! 160 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,840 - You don't wanna do that. - Uh, can you call them back? 161 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:17,600 No, it's an unlisted number! 162 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:20,240 - Don't pull, please. 163 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,560 - Hello? 164 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:24,080 Fuck. [groans] Oh! 165 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:27,080 - Maybe-- - Don't, just don't. 166 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:40,000 - Lovely weather we're having lately. - Really is. Isn't it lovely out there? 167 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,920 I understand. We'll ensure it doesn't happen again. 168 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:45,200 Thank you. 169 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:46,360 Sorry again. 170 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:51,240 - What was it this time? - He's prescribed the wrong drug. 171 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:52,520 Twice the dose. 172 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:54,160 Viagra. 173 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:59,040 Must have been a hard night, eh? Eh? 174 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,840 Good to see you again, uh... 175 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:03,840 Shirley. 176 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,000 Of course, uh, Shirley. 177 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,080 Uh, best of luck with... 178 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:11,280 - With-- With all of it. - Don't worry. Yeah. 179 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:19,840 Anyway, I just thought I'd put it on your radar. 180 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:21,920 Uh, well-- Well, goodness. 181 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:25,320 I hope he doesn't take it all at once. His wife won't be able to walk. 182 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,480 Oh, yes, I wouldn't like to be her. 183 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:32,320 It's just that this is the second time it's happened this week, 184 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:35,560 and, of course, human error. 185 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:37,200 It happens to the best of us, 186 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,160 but there is a pattern, 187 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:44,120 and I just felt it would be irresponsible if I didn't mention something. 188 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,280 Lorraine, what are you trying to say? 189 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,920 I'm worried about these mistakes. 190 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:51,680 And given your family history, 191 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:54,320 I think you should be checked for dementia. 192 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:04,680 Hey. I was in the neighborhood. Is Amy around? 193 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:07,600 Mate, I'm not sure she's up for a pop-in. 194 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:10,560 Hey, Ams, Liv's here. 195 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:13,840 What do you mean you can't do vegan and gluten-free sausage rolls? 196 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:16,040 Fine. We'll need both then. 197 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:19,720 Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Kwan. 198 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:20,960 - Hi. - Hello. 199 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,200 Oh, wow, this looks so good. 200 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,920 Hi, Liv. Here for dinner? 201 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:27,760 - You're always welcome. - Oh, I can't. I wish. 202 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:28,920 I'm doing this fast. 203 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:31,320 Bondi Cleanse. No food for me. 204 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:35,160 White people need to experience more famines. 205 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,160 Liv. 206 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,840 Hey, hey! 207 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:41,560 Aww. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. 208 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:43,640 It's the almost-birthday boy. 209 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:45,800 - Is that for me? - It is. 210 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:47,560 Can I open it now? 211 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:48,840 Yeah, why not? 212 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:51,600 - Wow. - Oh, no. 213 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,520 - Yeah. - Look what Liv got Archie. 214 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:57,400 "Thrilled" is not the word. 215 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,240 - Hey, can we have a chat? - What-- We're about to eat. 216 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:03,440 Evie, can you wash your hands? It's dinnertime. 217 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,600 - Okay. - You're annoyed with me. 218 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:08,240 - I'm just stressed. 219 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:09,720 What do we say, Archie? 220 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:12,520 Thanks, Liv. Are you gonna come to my party? 221 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:15,600 That's why I'm here. If you need help with Archie's party, I can help. 222 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:19,280 - Liv can help with games. - She could. 223 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:20,760 She really could. 224 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,800 - Fine. - Yes! 225 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:38,880 Hair, shiny. Nails, strong. Eyes, luminous. 226 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:43,120 Sense of smell has sharpened, not hungry at all, and pain free. 227 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:46,720 Also, weirdly horny. 228 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:49,440 Intense dreams. Sex with a centaur? 229 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,360 Massive cock. 230 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:53,760 Can we leave the cock talk till afternoon, please, Olivia? 231 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:56,040 Um, well, I'm actually recording notes for work. 232 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,680 You all right? You look rough. 233 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:00,920 Thank you, hint taken. 234 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:02,920 Well, guess what? It's the weekend. 235 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:06,240 So I'm gonna come for that walk with you, Miss 5-Kilometers-Every-Morning. 236 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:07,280 Not today. 237 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:10,840 But you go every morning. 238 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:14,160 I'm not in the mood. Besides, aren't you starving yourself to death? 239 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,880 Yeah, but I've got, like, a surge of vitality. 240 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,280 I feel like I've been reborn. 241 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:20,400 Actually, that's good. 242 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:23,520 Surge of vitality, feel like I've been reborn. 243 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:27,040 Valerie is going to eat this story up. Mum, look at this. 244 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,320 Like, no more pain. 245 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:31,920 - Well, a bit. - See a fitness professional. 246 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,960 Like the one you're related to. 247 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:35,800 Call your brother. 248 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:40,240 Note, if centaur cock had to be compared to fruit, 249 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:42,280 it would be pineapple? 250 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,800 ♪ I believe in miracles ♪ 251 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:56,560 ♪ Where're you from, you sexy thing? ♪ 252 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:58,400 ♪ You sexy thing ♪ 253 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:02,800 ♪ I believe in miracles ♪ 254 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:11,040 ♪ Since you came along, you sexy thing ♪ 255 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:17,560 ♪ How did you know I needed you? ♪ 256 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:21,720 No, no, no, no, no! Oh, okay. All right, yeah. 257 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,240 I need help! Help. 258 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:25,440 Are you all right? Here you go. Grab this. 259 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,040 Um, okay. 260 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,200 - Oh! Oh, my God, was that your penis? 261 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,760 - My fault. It's okay. It's fine. - Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 262 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:34,360 - It's fine. No, I'll just-- - Come on, just-- No, you're okay. 263 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,400 - Nothing to it. It's okay. - No! 264 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:39,640 - Oh, jeez. - Oh! Oh, my God! 265 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:41,680 - Oh, fuck. I'm so sorry. 266 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:42,840 Are you okay? 267 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:45,480 - Uh, no. - Jesus, Liv. 268 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,360 Wha-- What the hell? 269 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,760 You can help any time, Gaz. 270 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,360 No, get lost, roster's full. 271 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:55,120 But I'm your sister. And Mum says you have to. 272 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:59,800 - Oi, this isn't a chemist. - What? I need aspirin. Everything hurts. 273 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,600 Mate, I'm so sorry. She's a total nightmare. 274 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,800 That's fine. 275 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:09,040 Shut up. Don't listen to him. I'm a human sunbeam. 276 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,600 - I can tell. Ow. 277 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,080 You've, uh, certainly brightened my day. 278 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,520 Please, Gaz. 279 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,800 Are you seriously pissy about the wedding stuff? 280 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:25,360 Oh, are you seriously asking me to help you get fit for free? 281 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:28,560 Listen, for me to get back to the US, I have to-- 282 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:32,240 Oh, just-- You can't get away from us quick enough, can you? 283 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:36,160 Good luck getting all this sorted out. 284 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:42,920 I feel like you guys need some privacy, so I'm gonna de-swell outside. Cool? 285 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:48,600 What's his deal? 286 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,280 Ex-football player who-- 287 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,560 - No. No, don't even think about it. - What? 288 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:56,360 This is Isaac's safe space, and you are not a safe person. 289 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,840 Can you please hear me out? 290 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,720 Oh, that's the cleanse. Did a colonic. 291 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:03,800 - Go. Just-- - Yeah. 292 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:05,360 I'm just... 293 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,600 - No, go! - Oh, God. 294 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,200 Oh, jeez. 295 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:14,520 Ugh. 296 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,800 I don't get it. I felt amazing yesterday. 297 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,800 I've gotta help my friend with her kid's party. 298 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,440 This happens to everyone at this stage. 299 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:39,800 I know it's brutal, but it's worth it if you push through. 300 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:40,760 Okay. 301 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:43,800 Now, before we get started, let's just double-check. 302 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:47,000 - So, haven't been to a spa today? - No. 303 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,040 - Not feeling faint? - No. 304 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:53,440 Any medications, blood-thinners, aspirin in the last 24 hours? 305 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,800 - Uh, why? - Safety protocols. 306 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,320 We'd need to reschedule. 307 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,280 Oh, no, it's-- It's fine. 308 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:01,960 Great. 309 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,080 Ready to purge? 310 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,840 Yeah. 311 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:36,680 Oh, look at the state you're in. 312 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:39,800 I told you that cleanse was ridiculous. 313 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,760 Ow! It's fine. 314 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:44,800 Here, Mum, let me help-- 315 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,600 Any time you try and help, somehow it makes it worse. 316 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:50,040 All right. Slight character assassination. 317 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:50,960 Ow! 318 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:54,400 - Olivia! - Oh, God. 319 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:59,000 You're turning this place into a crime scene. 320 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,880 It's the fucking aspirin. I didn't realize I was still oozing. 321 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,760 - Well, you are. - Yeah, 'cause you just tore my scabs off. 322 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,160 And that's my fault, is it? 323 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,440 Oh, my God. 324 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,960 Mum, what is wrong? 325 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,040 Dr. Price fired me. 326 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:22,600 What? 327 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,680 - Why? You've worked there forever. - Yes, I'm aware of that. 328 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,240 Well, what happened? 329 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,280 Well, stupidly, I took your advice 330 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,760 and talked to Dr. Price about his memory loss. 331 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:36,400 - He did not like hearing it. - Well, you did the right thing. 332 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,840 It doesn't matter if it's wrong or it's right. 333 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,400 I don't have a job. 334 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,520 Well, maybe that's a good thing. 335 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,840 You work so hard. Now you can have some fun. 336 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,040 Like you? 337 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,640 What have you got to show for it? 338 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:52,040 How much have you got in savings? 339 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,640 In superannuation? 340 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:57,160 You might live day by day, but in the real world-- 341 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,520 I live in the real world. 342 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:01,160 Don't shit all over my life because you're afraid of joy. 343 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:03,800 I am not afraid of joy. I'm full of joy. 344 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,400 I am a joyful person. 345 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,840 Name three things that bring you joy. 346 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,600 - Um... - Go on, name them. 347 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:14,880 - Coffee. - Oh, God. 348 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,920 - Television. - Wow, riveting. What else? 349 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,120 Mum! 350 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:28,440 ♪ Softly, just break it to me softly ♪ 351 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,360 ♪ Be straight with me but... ♪ 352 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,280 Oh, come on. 353 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,880 - Here. - Liv Healy. 354 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,360 Stavros? 355 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:50,560 Hey, bro, it's Lasagna Liv. I thought you lived in New York. 356 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:51,560 I do. 357 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:55,840 Hey, uh, I'm going to Bronte to see Amy. Reckon I can get a lift? 358 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,440 Sure thing. Jump in. 359 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:01,760 Wow. [laughing] Your mate is munted. 360 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,560 I'll tell you what was a surprise for me sporting-wise? 361 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,400 - Yeah. - Loving golf. 362 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,240 Well, I've always wanted to get into golf. 363 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,160 Thank you. It's flax linen from France. 364 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,920 There are so many flies. 365 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,480 At least they are eating it. 366 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,840 - Thanks, Stav. - Pleasure, Liv. 367 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,720 - Amy, look who I got a lift with. - Amy. 368 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:37,160 - Stavros. - Heard you lived this way. 369 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:39,640 - Someone leveled up. - Okay. 370 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,080 Loved your take-down of the treasurer last month. 371 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:47,800 Um, breaking news, Stavros Karvelas still has the hots for you. 372 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,200 Did you just punch some cones? 373 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,240 No, it's second-hand smoke. 374 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,120 What-- Jeez, what's with your back? 375 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:56,600 Oh, it's the stupid Bondi Cleanse that I'm doing. 376 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,480 No broken furniture, no judginess of my friends' life choices, 377 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,880 and remember, this is a kids' party. 378 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:06,840 Everyone, this is Liv, my best friend from high school, back from New York. 379 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,640 - Liv, this is everyone. - Hello. Hi. 380 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,560 How you going? Nice to meet you. 381 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,880 We've actually met at, um, Amy's party. 382 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:16,200 You broke the air fryer that we bought her. 383 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,880 Oh, shit. 384 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,280 Sorry. I can't have that, I'm-- 385 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,000 I'm fasting. Sorry. 386 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,440 Uh, my taste buds have reset. That is horrible. 387 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,440 It's allergy-free. 388 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,600 Touch normal food and half the kids explode. 389 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,800 Anyway, look, it was a two-bedroom. It's listed at 1.65. 390 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,960 It's ground floor. There's no parking. 391 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,680 It went for just over three million. 392 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,120 Oh, God, kill me now. 393 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:41,000 - Auction, just total carnage. - Carnage. Carnage. 394 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,360 Carnage. 395 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,640 You got your eye on anything at the moment, Liv? 396 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:47,480 You're talking to a 39-year-old who just maxed out her Amex 397 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,000 and lives at home with her mum. 398 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000 Am I looking for property? 399 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,800 Absolutely, yeah. 400 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,000 Gotta love hate-browsing real estate, right? 401 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,720 Excellent way to question your life choices. 402 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,320 - So, what do you do for a living? - I'm a writer. 403 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:04,680 Bits and pieces, food, lifestyle. Mainly for Banquet magazine. 404 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,920 The fast is actually for an article I'm writing. 405 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,920 - God, I wish that was my life. - Oh, she's totally being humble. 406 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,200 Can I tell them? 407 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:15,160 Liv is gonna be a judge on a very cool and very exciting new cooking show. 408 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:19,320 Well, the judges haven't officially been announced yet, 409 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,600 - but it's a pretty big deal. 410 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:25,040 - My whistleblower! - Dad? 411 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,480 - What's wrong, mate? - Baden said the party's boring. 412 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,840 Oh, Arch, I'm sure he didn't mean it. 413 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,920 - Um, look, I-- - Go. Just go. I've got it. 414 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,240 - Go. - Okay. 415 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:41,000 Oh, God. 416 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:44,920 Jeez, that's grim. 417 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:47,560 Hey. 418 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:50,920 Dad thought it'd impress the other parents if the games were educational. 419 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,920 Yeah, that's a no. 420 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,640 Okay. Kids? 421 00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,280 Games! 422 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,640 ♪ Whores in this house ♪ 423 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:04,040 ♪ There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house ♪ 424 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,720 ♪ There's some whores in this house ♪ 425 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:09,440 ♪ I said certified freak Seven days a week ♪ 426 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:13,240 ♪ Wet-ass pussy Make that pullout game weak ♪ 427 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,400 Oh, come on, Timmy, get its head! 428 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,760 Yeah-- Ugh, no. 429 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:19,120 You don't think this might promote animal cruelty? 430 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:21,040 The donkey knows what it did, Denise. 431 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,000 - It's Diane. - Hey, kid-- Thank you. 432 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,240 Hey! 433 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:31,440 ♪ Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge Extra large and extra hard ♪ 434 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,680 ♪ Put this pussy right in yo' face Swipe your nose like a credit card ♪ 435 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,360 ♪ Hop on top, I want a ride... ♪ 436 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,320 I've got the EpiPen! 437 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,680 - Bullrush! - Bullrush! 438 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,880 - Food fight! - Food fight! 439 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:49,680 ♪ I want you to park that big Mack truck Right in this little garage ♪ 440 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,840 ♪ Make it cream, make me scream... ♪ 441 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,160 - Best party ever! - Oh. 442 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,760 ♪ I don't clean But let me tell you, I got this ring ♪ 443 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,800 ♪ Gobble me, swallow me Drip down the side of me... ♪ 444 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,000 Dad! 445 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:21,040 - Hey, hey, you okay? - No, I don't feel great. 446 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,960 - Oh, sit down, sit down. - Okay. 447 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,360 Here, eat this. Okay? It's gluten-free, but it has sugar. 448 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:27,480 - I can't, the cleanse. - Eat it. 449 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,520 - Did you get the story? - Oh, yeah. 450 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,440 - Mmm. - Get your blood sugar up. 451 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,280 I'm sorry I wasn't there for you at the awards the other night. 452 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:51,200 And don't say it's okay, 'cause I know it's not. 453 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,280 I just want you to know that I'm sorry. 454 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:55,680 Thanks. 455 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:59,560 - We're cool? - Yeah, we're cool. 456 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,920 Hey, sorry for giving that kid anaphylaxis. 457 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,400 Oh, he'll live. 458 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,280 Baden's a little cunt. 459 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,720 Thank you for doing this, Dalbert. 460 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,640 As if you're not busy enough with work. 461 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:23,400 Oh, please, in this market, the houses are practically selling themselves. 462 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,120 Besides, we're family now, 463 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:28,800 so that means you should probably know my dirty little secret. 464 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:33,560 I love sorting out finances. I'm serious. 465 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:37,880 Consolidating Gaz's superannuation was the best day of my life. 466 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,960 I just need to know that I've got enough to tide me over 467 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,800 before I find something else. 468 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,440 Okay, well, let's just see what we're looking at here. 469 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:51,440 It's funny, I've worked there ever since Graham died, 470 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,280 rain, hail, or shine. 471 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,160 That job saved me. 472 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,000 I don't know who I'd be without it. 473 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:03,120 Lorraine, I gotta say, you are really well-positioned here. 474 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:07,040 I mean, between your savings and superannuation, 475 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,480 you could say goodbye to work altogether if you wanted to. 476 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,400 - You mean-- - Retirement. 477 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,280 Today. You are living the dream. 478 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,640 What? 479 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:19,160 - Say hello to your brand-new life. - Oh. 480 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,360 And this brings us to the end of your cleanse. 481 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,720 Open your eyes. 482 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:37,840 How do you feel? 483 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:41,840 Really good, actually. 484 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:44,600 Although I screwed up. 485 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,600 What do you mean? 486 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:47,760 I had a cupcake. 487 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,080 Most people slip up. 488 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,640 - Really? - Mm. No one's perfect. 489 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,800 And one cupcake doesn't undo the whole cleanse. 490 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,040 And one cleanse doesn't undo 491 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,400 everything we do to our body over a lifetime. 492 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,520 This is just the start of your journey. 493 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,520 So, what happened exactly? 494 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,520 From death breath and diarrhea, 495 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,280 to shiny hair and centaur sex dreams, 496 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,520 this story has been full of surprises. 497 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:25,880 But I did sleep better, and I am thinking more clearly. 498 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,920 And by putting nothing in my mouth, 499 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:32,360 I realized just how much shit I was putting into it before. 500 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:36,440 Although sometimes life does call for the occasional cupcake. 501 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,680 Also, my blood pressure went down, 502 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,320 just not as much as I needed. 503 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:44,760 What'd you think was gonna happen? 504 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:49,040 You've wasted days, days where you could've been doing something right. 505 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,360 Well, my blood pressure went down. 506 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:53,560 - Marginally. - And my eyes are luminous. 507 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:54,760 Not medically relevant. 508 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,360 The woman at the cleanse actually said that our metabolism-- 509 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:01,200 And what medical qualifications does the woman at the cleanse have? 510 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,480 Valerie here. 511 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,000 Don't know how you thought writing about your bowel movements 512 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,680 would impress the show execs. 513 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:16,200 Get your ass back here. I need you in New York, writing stories. 514 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,320 Fuck. 515 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,080 - Gaz. - Oh, Jesus. What-- 516 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,120 Oh, sorry. 517 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,320 I really need your help. 518 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,680 I need your help with this. 519 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,840 This job in New York is huge, and I can't fuck it up. 520 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,080 I'm really sorry about what I said about your wedding. 521 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,040 I didn't mean it. 522 00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,800 And I've actually, um, hooked you up with a contact 523 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:03,600 who can source peonies overseas, even though they're not available here. 524 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,920 Pretty sure the environmental impact is massive, but they'll look great. 525 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,000 And if you want, 526 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,280 I would be more than happy to emcee your wedding. 527 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,280 - No. - That's fine, I totally get it. 528 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:17,200 But I really wanna help, any way I can. 529 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:24,160 Okay. 530 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,400 All right, well, see you around. 531 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,320 See you tomorrow. 532 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,480 Boot camp, 6:00 a.m. 533 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:37,400 - I'm gonna fucking hate this, aren't I? - Oh-ho, absolutely. 534 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,440 Hey, human sunbeam. 535 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,480 Oh, hey. Hi. 536 00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,320 ♪ We took a ride ♪ 537 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,560 ♪ To that place we know ♪ 538 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:06,440 ♪ And now we're dancing in the afterglow ♪ 539 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:11,480 ♪ You bring me up ♪ 540 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,680 ♪ You never let me down ♪ 541 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:18,200 ♪ You take the mess that I have made And you turn it around ♪ 542 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,200 ♪ It's so simple ♪ 543 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,600 ♪ Like one, two, three ♪ 544 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:27,200 ♪ You take your fingers And I'm falling to my knees ♪ 545 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,200 ♪ You and I ♪ 546 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,960 ♪ Yeah, we're ready to go ♪ 547 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,280 ♪ We took a ride ♪ 548 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,800 ♪ To that place we know ♪ 549 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,840 ♪ And now we're dancing in the afterglow ♪ 550 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,960 ♪ Dancing in the afterglow ♪ 551 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:56,080 ♪ Yeah, we're dancing in the afterglow ♪