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You okay, Ms. Healy?
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You're not gonna
faint like last time, are you?
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Uh, no.
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Are they my results?
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Oh, yeah.
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- The psych test was surprisingly easy.
- Mm-hmm.
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I thought he'd ask more questions,
although I'm happy he didn't keep probing.
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Very well-put-together human over here,
according to all the professionals.
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Mm-hmm.
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Ms. Healy, are you sure you're okay?
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Yeah.
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If you're experiencing any symptoms
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you think will interfere
with your green card application,
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you're legally obliged to tell us.
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I'm fine.
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Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
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Oh, God, did I pass?
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Ms. Healy,
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welcome back
to the United States of America.
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- Are you fucking serious?
- Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God, are you fucking serious? Chad!
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USA!
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U-S-A!
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You're the best! Oh, it's this guy!
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I'm going home!
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Ms. Healy! Please--
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- They don't care. Sorry.
- Please don't touch the flag.
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- My-- my flag.
- This is-- God, it's all you!
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You should get paid more.
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Thank you for your service!
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- God bless America!
- Um, okay.
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America!
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♪ You can call me the good-time girl ♪
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Hi, Dr. S. Hi.
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Um, I just wanted
to stop by and give you this.
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My impressive results.
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I thought it might inspire
some of your other patients.
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I'll just pop it here.
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And I wanted to thank you
for always believing in me.
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I didn't.
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I 100% thought you would fail
and possibly end up in prison.
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Or that's what you wanted me to think
so I'd push myself harder.
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Inaccurate.
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Well, I'm flying out tonight, finally,
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but I'd really like it
if we could stay in touch.
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Absolutely not. Now, get out of my office.
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Hey, why don't we squeeze in
a quick little Pap smear
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and gab about our childhood crushes?
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No? Okay.
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But seriously, thank you.
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You may not have wanted to or meant to,
but you changed my life.
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I'm genuinely concerned about you.
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- I love you too.
- Not what I said.
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You may have passed your medical,
but you have other issues.
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Hey, don't sweat it. I'll be good as gold
as soon as I get back to New York.
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I am gonna miss
our fun little dynamic though.
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Mm-hmm.
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There it is.
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Uh, no, glitter's tacky.
Let's go the Chippendale route.
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You look amazing. Gaz is gonna love this.
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- You look like Janet Jackson.
- Right?
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Oh, the cake is on its way.
Operation Dessert Storm is on track.
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Dessert? Wow, that's tacky.
Thank you so much for helping.
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Oh, fellas.
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There's enough helium in here
to power a dick-shaped rocket to the moon.
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- You're welcome.
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Oh, brilliant. The peonies are en route.
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- Can't believe you got them out of season.
- I know. His wedding is locked and loaded.
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- And your flight?
- Uh, yeah, 9:30.
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So after the ceremony,
I'll mingle a little bit.
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I'm gonna give the best speech,
everyone's gonna cry,
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and then straight to the airport.
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- Mmm.
- Mmm?
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- What's this? What's going on?
- On antibiotics.
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Feeling a little spicy in the UTI region.
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Oh, bummer.
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Ugh, yeah, but so worth it.
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Doug has made me cum
in ways I have never cum before.
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Oh, well, you're welcome.
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All right, let's roll.
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- Perfect wedding. Let's rock this fucker.
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Oi, Gaz. Wed shred's paid off, huh?
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Oh. [chuckles awkwardly] Yeah, good one.
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Have a good class, eh?
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Oh, thanks, man.
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Oh!
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I hate to bother you on your big day,
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but reckon you can help me
with some technique on the leg machine?
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, of course.
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- Sweet. Thanks, man.
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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This one goes out to Gaz and Dalbert.
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♪ You don't want anybody else ♪
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♪ When you think about Dal
You touch yourself ♪
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- Shit, sorry, sorry.
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♪ You won't fuck anybody else ever ♪
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♪ Ever again ♪
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Hi!
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It's time for the celebratory
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cutting of the cock.
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The cake-- The-- The cock cake. Ah.
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- Wow, um--
- Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. Whoa, okay.
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Uh. Yeah, okay, I feel weird.
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Are the strippers a bit much?
I mean, I'm into it, but--
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No, this-- It's good, it's great.
This is great. I just-- I think, um--
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I think I just went a bit too hard
on the spin this morning.
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Trying to cycle off
those pre-wedding jitters?
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Something like that.
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Well, you don't need to worry about it,
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because I've organized
a full spa day of relaxation
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for you and Dal
to get ready for the big A.
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"Big A"? Jeez, Liv, that's your brother.
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Oh, my God, Amy. Aisle.
Are you sex-obsessed much?
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- I can't. I can't.
- Why?
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I've got my suit to collect.
I've got bombonieres to arrange.
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- I've got flowers to pick up. I don't--
- Hey, hey, hey.
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All organized. Yeah.
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I heard you, Gaz. No more selfish Liv.
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Today is all about you, all right?
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I'm gonna make it awesome,
but you just have to...
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♪ Lean into it ♪
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♪ You're never gonna fuck anybody else ♪
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Don't look at me. Look at her.
My edible just kicked in.
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♪ Anybody else ♪
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Amy?
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Wow.
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- We can sit down?
- Yeah.
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Welcome to Nirvana's Nest.
My name is Greta.
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I'll be your relaxation mentor.
Blue-green algae mimosa?
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- Yes. Yes? Yes, please.
- Yeah.
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Oh, this place is really nice.
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Yeah. Don't be so shocked.
I told you I've got you.
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- Thank you.
- I'm just here to meet my son.
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Oh, no. No, thank you.
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Wait, you invited Mum?
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- I've got allergies.
- You love Mum.
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I don't love the prospect
of you two going at each other.
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No, we're adults.
We can be civil, all right?
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Today's all about what you want. Watch.
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- Hello, Lorraine. Lovely to see you.
- Oh. [coughs] It's a bit whiffy in here.
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Feels like my nostrils
are having a seizure.
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Ready for some indulgent pampering?
There's only five hours to go-time.
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Mr. Healy, if you would like to follow me
to the marinating grotto.
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- You're up, Gazaroo.
- Oh, okay.
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Keep your undies on.
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- What? Seriously?
- Mmm.
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Your back is disgusting.
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- Yuck.
- Excuse me?
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It's tighter than a cat's bumhole.
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Well, it's my wedding today,
so I guess I've been a bit stressed.
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But that's normal, right?
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Ugh!
So much guilt in these muscles. Yuck.
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- You're really not talking to me?
- Do you see Gaz?
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Fine, let's just
get through the day. We'll talk tomorrow.
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But just so you know,
I'm not saying sorry.
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You almost cost me
the biggest opportunity of my career.
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You're healthier than you've ever been.
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You're at your brother's wedding.
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Could you please stop laughing
while I'm trying to yell at you?
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Can you please stop yelling at me?
You should be thanking me.
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Are you deranged?
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I think it might be time
to put you in a home.
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Losing your green card was the best thing
that ever happened to you.
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I didn't lose it. You stole it.
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Oh, my!
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- Hold still.
- I can't!
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- Oh, my God. Stop gyrating.
- No, I can't!
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- Ah!
- Oh, okay. Wow, you're right up in there.
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- Oh!
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See? It's very close to one's bajingo.
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"Bajingo"?
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, dear.
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This doesn't mean
I'm not still crazy angry at you.
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Hey. Let's get out of here.
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Um, I don't want anything over here
that says like, "Mother of the groom."
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And if you could make him glassy.
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I wanna be able to see
my reflection in his face. Thank you.
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- Glassy?
- And you, prune me, please.
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All right, everyone,
let's sync our watches.
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We've got exactly two hours
until aisle time.
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We need to stick to schedule.
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So I've been thinking...
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- Am I doing the right thing?
- What? Ow.
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Having doubts before the wedding?
That's a bad omen.
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What? He's not having doubts.
He's just thinking. Aren't you, Gaz?
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Yeah, I'm not sure.
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Oh, you've wanted to get married
ever since I can remember.
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Right, but... I mean, did we rush this?
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Like, how do I know
that Dalbert is the one,
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or if I'm even gonna be a good husband?
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Oh, of course
you're going to be a good husband.
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You're crazy about each other,
and Dalbert is a wonderful young man.
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- Liv said he was pushy.
- When?
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When he wouldn't let me
buy that candelabra.
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And you also said
that I was much more fun with Se--
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Some of my past boyfriends.
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I did say that.
But what the fuck would I know?
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Well, it got in my head, and I...
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I did something stupid.
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What happened, love?
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- Flowers are here.
- Oh, thank God.
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Fuck, what are those?
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Black peonies. A very brave choice.
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- No, okay, I didn't order black peo--
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No, I totally did.
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Oh, yeah, I may have done this
when I was really high.
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Black flowers? An omen of death.
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Well, I can't have
death flowers at my wedding.
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I've got some pink lilies
back at the warehouse.
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I'll swap them over if you want.
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Only take me half an hour,
45 minutes tops.
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Absolutely not.
We-- We don't have any time.
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May-- Maybe we do.
I think I need to talk to Dalbert.
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No, hey, look,
you don't need to talk to Dalbert.
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You're just having pre-wedding jitters.
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It's totally normal.
Isn't it marriage 101?
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I hate to admit it,
but I think she's right.
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Yeah, and look. They're not death flowers.
They're kind of amazing.
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- They'll be awesome on the 'Gram.
- Yeah, true. Hashtag "memorable peonies."
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Uh, one of the doves, not doing so well.
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We need some sugar water in here, stat.
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Dead dove?
That's an omen of guilt and chaos.
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I need to call Dalbert.
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Talking to your betrothed
before the wedding? An omen--
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Oh, get fucked, Ozzy Osbourne.
Not everything is a bad omen.
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And you need to chill, okay?
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We're just having a few setbacks.
The dove's not even dead.
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- Oh, God, the dove's having a fit.
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I just need to get something off my chest.
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Will talking to Dalbert
make you feel better?
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Maybe. Yes.
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I think so. Fuck, I-- I just can't--
I can't marry him until I talk to him.
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- Okay, I'll drive you.
- Where are we going?
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No, we have a schedule.
You don't have your things on.
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Gaz. Gaz, move.
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- Mum, give me the keys. Give me the keys!
- Hey.
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- Mind my hair.
- What the hell is wrong with you?
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Come on, we don't have time for this.
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Everyone is waiting for you
to walk down the aisle at 5:00, so let's--
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I'm sure people will be understanding.
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- We can push it back by half an hour.
- Absolutely not, no way.
244
00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,760
I have Tetris-ed everything perfectly
245
00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:04,160
so I can give my speech
and still make my flight. So let's...
246
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,320
Are you flying out tonight?
247
00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:11,600
Yeah, the--
The show launch got pulled forward, so...
248
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,920
- Well, what about your green card?
- Well, I got another one.
249
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:17,080
And you didn't tell us?
250
00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:19,920
Were you just gonna leave
without saying anything?
251
00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:23,080
I don't know, Mum, but I didn't wanna
give you a chance to hide it again.
252
00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:25,440
- That's what this has all been about?
253
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,760
You don't actually care
about giving me a perfect wedding day.
254
00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:30,840
All you care about is your show.
255
00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:32,840
- No, that's not true--
- We've lost the dove.
256
00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:33,760
- Oh.
- Oh.
257
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,080
Looks like you're going to a funeral.
258
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,720
Guess you ordered
the wedding car while you were high too.
259
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:44,240
Oh, okay, yeah, now that's a bad omen.
260
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:47,960
You know, maybe we've got a few minutes
to have a chat with Dalbert. Let's go.
261
00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:53,640
You look incredible.
You're a genius. I'm obsessed.
262
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,640
Aw.
263
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,720
Remember when we first met?
You were a fixer-upper.
264
00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,840
Oh, yeah,
such a wrinkled little caterpillar
265
00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:00,920
waiting to burst out
like a social butterfly.
266
00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,400
- Oh, my God.
- Yes.
267
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:06,280
But now you're as hot
as a fucking Birkin full of coke.
268
00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,200
Cute.
269
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:11,040
Okay, here's a toast to cash offers,
open-concept living,
270
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,560
and true love.
271
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,360
- To Dalbert and Gaz.
272
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,480
- Gaz, what the fuck?
- Hide his hair.
273
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:20,040
Ladies, we've just got
a little bit of a groom emergency,
274
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,600
and we've got
about 19 minutes to get it sorted.
275
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,440
- If you wanna have a quick--
- Butt out, Liv.
276
00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:25,760
Okay, wow.
277
00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:29,160
Dal, um, can we have a chat?
278
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,520
Uh, you're getting married in a few hours.
Chat later.
279
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,880
This is important.
280
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,440
Babe, it's okay. I'm anxious too.
281
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,800
See, look at that.
282
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,720
Everything's totally fine. It's normal.
We're gonna go--
283
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:40,960
I cheated on you.
284
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,520
- Oh, my God, what?
285
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,120
- You slut.
- Gaz!
286
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:48,520
Right.
287
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,040
Let's talk.
288
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,000
Well, you owe me $6.
289
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,960
Look, I don't have feelings for Sebastian.
290
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:09,240
I just-- [sputters] I got confused,
291
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,680
and I got in my head like I do,
and I just spiraled--
292
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,080
Stop, please.
293
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:16,320
Why are you telling me all of this now?
294
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:19,880
Because I don't wanna start
our life together on a lie.
295
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,600
And I need you to know
that it meant nothing.
296
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,360
I was just having doubts, I guess.
297
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:26,800
About us?
298
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:28,640
No. No.
299
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:34,440
Maybe. I mean, about the wedding,
rushing into everything,
300
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,240
and you making all the decisions.
301
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,520
I felt like I was just along for the ride.
302
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,840
If I don't make the decisions,
then nothing gets done around here, Gaz.
303
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:45,200
- You know what you're like.
- Yeah, I-- I do know what I'm like.
304
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,000
And I know it was stupid.
305
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,960
The moment that Sebastian and I kissed,
I knew it was a huge mistake
306
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:53,600
because you're the one
I wanna spend my life with--
307
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,920
But you had to go back to him
to figure that out.
308
00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,160
I'm sorry.
309
00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,640
Sorry doesn't cut it
if you can't talk to me.
310
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,960
I can't believe
Gaz would do that to Dalbert.
311
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,640
Well, we don't know the details.
312
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,680
- May not be as bad as it sounds.
- Yeah.
313
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,560
So you're making excuses for him?
314
00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,560
No wonder he thinks his behavior's okay.
315
00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,880
Thank you so much, Bianca,
but you can back off now.
316
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:19,160
It's Megan. That's Bianga.
317
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:22,640
Look at the facts.
Dalbert's like a luxury listing.
318
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:25,840
He's a sexy real estate agent
whose star is rising.
319
00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:28,720
Gaz... works at the gym.
320
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:31,080
Okay, well, you were punished
with a made-up name.
321
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,680
You might wanna get a little mint.
322
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:36,680
Okay, this is some
Real Housewives-level drama going on,
323
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,040
and I am here for it.
324
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,800
- My therapist told me to avoid conflict.
325
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,040
How did that get here?
326
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,800
Dalbert bought it as a surprise for Gaz.
327
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,680
Oh, that selfless bastard.
328
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,400
I've really ruined everything, haven't I?
329
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,480
Today was supposed to be
about us becoming a family.
330
00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,320
It still can be.
331
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,040
Dal, you're my guy,
332
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:03,640
and I love you,
333
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:06,160
and I really, really
wanna marry you today.
334
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,840
Will you still marry me?
335
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,720
Does Dalbert not have any family?
Why are they bridesmaids?
336
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,960
What are they wearing?
337
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,320
I know. She looks like
she got dressed in the dark.
338
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,360
Please stand.
339
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,400
Think they should be
going through with this?
340
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:43,080
- I feel like we should say something.
- Zip it, Olivia. Don't make a scene.
341
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,640
Hurt Dalbert, and we'll kill you.
342
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,160
Threaten my son again, and I'll kill you,
343
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:57,400
and no one will find
your emaciated, flayed bodies.
344
00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,520
She's a psycho.
345
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,040
So... gay love.
346
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:19,800
Hello.
347
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:21,920
Ames. Ames.
348
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,880
My schedule's totally screwed.
I can't even stay for the dancing now.
349
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,840
Oh, but you'll miss me
busting out my classic party moves.
350
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,000
Oh, my God, stop it.
351
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,720
Oh. How are you feeling about your speech?
352
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,480
Well, you know, I've gotta make up
353
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,720
for the last 39 years
of disappointing my family.
354
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:41,040
- So I can't fuck it up.
- You're not gonna fuck it up.
355
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,000
Uh, it's me.
356
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,480
I fuck everything up, remember?
It's kind of my thing.
357
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,600
Mum and Gaz have never been more pissed.
358
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:54,280
I just-- I just thought
I would have more time.
359
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,960
- It feels wrong leaving like this.
- Ames.
360
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,760
Uh, quick. We've gotta
go write something on the advice tree.
361
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,600
Oh, I have a spreadsheet of thoughts.
362
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:03,960
Hey, make sure you guys add
363
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,440
that you need to remember
to pee after a massive fuck-fest.
364
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:07,880
- Shut up, Liv.
- Oh, hello.
365
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:09,720
Good advice.
366
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:15,160
I was thinking maybe you could
save me a dance for later?
367
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,360
Oh, well, I could show you
some moves, but I can't.
368
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,320
I gotta bounce early to take my flight.
369
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:20,280
Oh.
370
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,400
- Oh, you're going to New York tonight?
- Yeah.
371
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:27,480
And, um, my schedule is really crunchy,
so I can't even stay for dessert.
372
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,120
Okay.
373
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,640
Well, I guess this is goodbye.
374
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,080
Yeah, I guess it is.
375
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:40,800
Hmm.
376
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,320
Unless, you know,
377
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:47,160
you wanna finally give in
to the ultimate temptation.
378
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,120
- Oh, wow.
- Mmm.
379
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,040
- That's good.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
380
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:00,480
Oof.
381
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,040
- Glad we're finally having our ice cream.
- Hmm.
382
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:07,040
I mean, it's kind of more of a...
383
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,680
An oat-y cashew thing.
384
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:10,640
Yeah.
385
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,280
- It's nice though. I like it.
- It is good.
386
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:14,240
Yeah.
387
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:19,640
I gotta say,
coming home hasn't been easy, but...
388
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,360
meeting you wasn't the worst.
389
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,280
Hmm.
390
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:29,080
Yeah. I'm actually gonna miss you.
391
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,160
Shit yeah, buddy, I'm missable.
392
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:44,760
Well, normally, this would be
the part where we kiss, but...
393
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,120
Right.
394
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:49,520
Yeah.
395
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,640
Oh, one second.
396
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:59,560
Okay. Okay.
397
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:02,200
Mmm.
398
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,080
Fuck.
399
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:10,320
I just wish we met at a different time.
400
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,000
Yeah, I know.
401
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,480
Stop looking at me and eat your ice cream.
402
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,840
Yeah.
403
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:42,560
Hey.
404
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:44,920
Hey.
405
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,440
Wanna dance?
406
00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:01,200
Do you wish that, um...
you hadn't gone through with this?
407
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,720
I know that you're indecisive,
408
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:13,920
and that's fine
when we're picking wine glasses.
409
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,280
When it comes to us,
410
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,520
our relationship,
411
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000
I need you to be sure.
412
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,120
Dal, I've never been more sure
of anything in my life.
413
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,040
If anything like this happens again,
414
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,320
you need to come to me.
415
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:38,480
- We need to be able to talk about this.
- Yeah, I know.
416
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,600
This isn't nothing, Gaz.
417
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,320
- This could've been the end of us.
- I know.
418
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,120
Dal, believe me, I know.
419
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:55,960
And I swear to you
that I'll never ever do anything
420
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,440
to jeopardize this, us,
421
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:00,920
ever again.
422
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,120
You are my life.
423
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:13,680
I just wish that I hadn't damaged this,
424
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,920
I hadn't been so stup--
425
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,720
The most perfect life...
426
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:24,680
is made up
of a lifetime of imperfect days.
427
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:36,320
I am so lucky
I get to spend them with you.
428
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,680
Hey, babe, I've got this great idea.
429
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,240
You wanna role play
that we're sexy strangers at a wedding?
430
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,160
Yeah.
431
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,160
I'm gonna do my speech.
432
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,320
- Speech.
433
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,880
Oh.
434
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,480
Woo! You got this, Liv.
435
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,640
Oh. Sorry.
436
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,000
Gaz...
437
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,200
I am a bit of a selfish prick,
you're right.
438
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:56,400
But, oh, my God, I'm just--
I'm so happy to see you so happy.
439
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,320
You are the best brother,
440
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,160
the best trainer,
441
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,880
- and the best friend anyone could want.
- Aw.
442
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,480
I love you to my core.
443
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:08,960
- Yeah?
- Not bad.
444
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,760
You guys need to drink more.
That was a funny joke.
445
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:15,760
And, Mum...
446
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:22,080
despite what you've been through,
you've always been our rock.
447
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:27,400
Your resilience has held us together,
and your love has made us strong.
448
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,840
Thank you for being our oxygen.
449
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,120
Um...
450
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:43,320
I know this is something that our--
Our family don't really, um, talk about,
451
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:46,400
but there's someone missing today.
452
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:51,320
Dad.
453
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,160
You always called us
your awesome foursome.
454
00:24:55,960 --> 00:25:01,280
You were the life of every party
and the heart of our family,
455
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:06,880
and I really wish you could be here
to share this with us.
456
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,000
He'd be so proud of you, Gaz.
457
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,200
Oh, sorry.
458
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,200
And, Dalbert...
459
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,000
thank you for loving my brother
460
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,960
as much as he deserves.
461
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:26,400
And thank you for buying
that fucking horrible candelabra.
462
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,440
Thanks to you, our family is four again.
463
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:37,600
Um...
464
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,680
Uh, to Gaz and Dalbert.
465
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,920
Gaz and Dalbert.
466
00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,960
I'm so proud of you.
467
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:02,880
That was really sweet.
468
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:05,480
Woo!
469
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,600
What the fuck?
470
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:10,920
What?
471
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,240
♪ I see a paradise ♪
472
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:18,080
♪ This world that I found
Is too good to be... ♪
473
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,120
Okay, this is really weird.
474
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,480
Uh, no, this is amazing.
475
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:24,800
Woo-hoo!
476
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,160
Oh, my God.
477
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:29,280
Chad?
478
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,160
♪ Let 'em say we're crazy ♪
479
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,920
♪ I don't care 'bout that ♪
480
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:36,960
♪ Put your hand in my hand ♪
481
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,360
♪ Baby, don't ever look back ♪
482
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,840
I think we should be friends, Liv,
483
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,840
because you're such a healthy person.
484
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:49,160
♪ We can make it if we're heart to heart ♪
485
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:54,600
♪ And we can build this dream together ♪
486
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,120
♪ Standing strong forever ♪
487
00:26:57,120 --> 00:27:00,080
♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now ♪
488
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:14,520
Fuck.
489
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,320
You got this, Liv.
490
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:29,920
Oh, my God!
491
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,000
Oh, my God.
492
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:31,920
Liv?
493
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,480
Livvie, can you hear me?
494
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,320
Call an ambulance.