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Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.95,0:00:12.99,Default,,0,0,0,,So, this is the town limits?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.02,0:00:16.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, sir, 4,500 acres that ends right here at the town sign.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.83,0:00:18.50,Default,,0,0,0,,And it's all yours, Johnny.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.53,0:00:22.01,Default,,0,0,0,,It must be a nice feeling, considering you don't have a lot right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.04,0:00:24.15,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, because of the crooked business manager.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.18,0:00:25.25,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, the money scandal...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.28,0:00:27.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I know, I know, I know, Ray.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.99,0:00:31.19,Default,,0,0,0,,What the hell is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.23,0:00:33.13,Default,,0,0,0,,The town sign.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.16,0:00:36.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Is this the real sign, or the joke sign?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.20,0:00:37.30,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.34,0:00:39.64,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't see anything wrong with this?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.51,0:00:41.95,Default,,0,0,0,,The man!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.98,0:00:44.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Standing awfully close to that woman, wouldn't you say?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.45,0:00:47.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, he's holding on to her so she doesn't fall into the creek.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.29,0:00:49.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Look a little closer, Ray.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.56,0:00:51.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it does need a little sprucing up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.77,0:00:52.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Sprucing up?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.93,0:00:54.17,Default,,0,0,0,,It's very popular,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.21,0:00:55.61,Default,,0,0,0,,people come from all over to take a picture with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.64,0:00:57.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll bet they do!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.18,0:00:59.82,Default,,0,0,0,,You know what? This is coming down!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.85,0:01:01.32,Default,,0,0,0,,That's the mayor's family up there!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.35,0:01:03.32,Default,,0,0,0,,That sign's been here over 40 years.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.36,0:01:06.10,Default,,0,0,0,,And you wonder why this place won't sell?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.93,0:01:09.90,Default,,0,0,0,,I think I see it now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.94,0:01:11.61,Default,,0,0,0,,His shoulders are too big.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.64,0:01:13.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Get in the car, Ray.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.80,0:01:25.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Moira?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.87,0:01:28.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Boy, we've got our work cut out for us.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.24,0:01:30.31,Default,,0,0,0,,But I've seen worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.34,0:01:32.45,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not a problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.48,0:01:33.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Moira?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.55,0:01:38.46,Default,,0,0,0,,They dare to call me irrelevant.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.60,0:01:42.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Shag carpeting, that's irrelevant!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.71,0:01:48.21,Default,,0,0,0,,LA is irrelevant.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.45,0:01:53.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I am relevant!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.93,0:02:00.90,Default,,0,0,0,,"Good riddance," is what they said.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.94,0:02:02.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Who said that, sweetheart?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.71,0:02:04.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.38,0:02:08.85,Default,,0,0,0,,They're no name commenters.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.49,0:02:11.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Tormentors.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.46,0:02:13.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Are we having a bad day, honey?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.70,0:02:15.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Anonymous.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.10,0:02:17.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Ominous.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.14,0:02:21.08,Default,,0,0,0,,That'll be fine, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.11,0:02:24.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm afraid I don't have a gratuity right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.69,0:02:28.53,Default,,0,0,0,,So, that guy from the other night,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.29,0:02:30.56,Default,,0,0,0,,he's not for me, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.60,0:02:31.73,Default,,0,0,0,,What guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.77,0:02:35.11,Default,,0,0,0,,That beardy guy that I kissed at the party.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.14,0:02:38.28,Default,,0,0,0,,He's gross, right? Like, that's not a thing for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.31,0:02:41.89,Default,,0,0,0,,There wasn't like, a spark or anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.92,0:02:44.73,Default,,0,0,0,,You mean the hitchhiker that was burning meat over a garbage can?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.76,0:02:46.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.60,0:02:49.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you seen your mother today?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.03,0:02:52.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, she was face down on the carpet before dragging herself into the closet.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.24,0:02:53.84,Default,,0,0,0,,And you didn't say anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.88,0:02:57.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought she was maybe looking for a contact or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.48,0:03:01.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, she Googled herself again, now she's having one of her "things."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.33,0:03:03.16,Default,,0,0,0,,How bad is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.20,0:03:05.00,Default,,0,0,0,,How bad is it? A solid seven.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.03,0:03:07.20,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not an eight, which seems manageable for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.24,0:03:09.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, except I've got a few things I have to take care of,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.54,0:03:11.58,Default,,0,0,0,,so I need you two to go in, and take...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.61,0:03:13.55,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I did Saint-Tropez, so.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.58,0:03:15.59,Default,,0,0,0,,And I did her birthday, and Aspen twice.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.62,0:03:17.62,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'm trying to sell this town.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.66,0:03:20.20,Default,,0,0,0,,So, if you kids want any chance of getting out of here,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.23,0:03:23.07,Default,,0,0,0,,you'll help me out, and go in and look after your mother.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.10,0:03:24.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, my horoscope said
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.77,0:03:27.48,Default,,0,0,0,,that I shouldn't assume responsibility for anybody but myself today.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.51,0:03:30.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, and my horoscope says, "Why don't you go in and help your mother!"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.72,0:03:34.59,Default,,0,0,0,,And don't let her out of your sight, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.63,0:03:36.53,Default,,0,0,0,,We don't want her detonating in public!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.56,0:03:38.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I know!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.37,0:03:40.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Though it is kind of fun to watch, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.80,0:03:43.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Not when you're the one she's trying to back over with a car.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.28,0:03:44.28,Default,,0,0,0,,What's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.11,0:03:46.85,Default,,0,0,0,,- Eye cream.\N- From where?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.88,0:03:48.49,Default,,0,0,0,,From Paris.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.52,0:03:49.72,Default,,0,0,0,,How did you pay for it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.76,0:03:51.56,Default,,0,0,0,,One of my credit cards is still working.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.59,0:03:53.90,Default,,0,0,0,,You're charging things to your credit card?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.93,0:03:56.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I see, and how are you gonna pay for it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.47,0:03:59.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't think you understand, I already have it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.38,0:04:04.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I know this is a bizarre concept for you, David,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.35,0:04:07.82,Default,,0,0,0,,but if you want cream from Paris, you need a job,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.86,0:04:11.30,Default,,0,0,0,,so you can pay for the cream from Paris!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.33,0:04:14.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, well, tell that to the bags under my eyes, then.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.20,0:04:16.04,Default,,0,0,0,,And right after you tell your next joke,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.07,0:04:19.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I want you to go down to the front desk, and ask what'her-name...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.11,0:04:20.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Stevie.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.25,0:04:22.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Where you can get a job around here! All right?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.45,0:04:24.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm in the middle of getting rid of an X-rated sign,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.79,0:04:27.83,Default,,0,0,0,,before it scares off the few buyers we might actually have!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.86,0:04:30.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, I'll get on that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.07,0:04:32.77,Default,,0,0,0,,You want the smooth under eyes of a 16-year-old,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.81,0:04:33.88,Default,,0,0,0,,get a job!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.02,0:04:38.35,Default,,0,0,0,,You just need to relax,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.39,0:04:40.19,Default,,0,0,0,,because it's not like your boyfriend left you
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.22,0:04:42.99,Default,,0,0,0,,for a Scandinavian flight attendant!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.03,0:04:45.53,Default,,0,0,0,,What kind of name is Kika anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.57,0:04:47.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm the one that should be in the closet right now, not you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.67,0:04:49.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Help me out.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.51,0:04:50.68,Default,,0,0,0,,- Help me!\N- Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.14,0:04:52.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Shh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.35,0:04:54.42,Default,,0,0,0,,My foot's fallen asleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.45,0:04:58.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, shall we see what they're saying about you and Stavros?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.12,0:05:00.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- No!\N- It's not my idea!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.26,0:05:03.47,Default,,0,0,0,,You were a couple of doe-eyed lovers
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.50,0:05:08.11,Default,,0,0,0,,aboard a Transatlantic airship filled with gas!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.14,0:05:09.28,Default,,0,0,0,,You know what I think we should do?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.31,0:05:10.85,Default,,0,0,0,,I think we should go get something to eat,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.88,0:05:13.92,Default,,0,0,0,,because when you're eating you can't be talking to me, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.96,0:05:16.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- You know what I think?\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.83,0:05:21.24,Default,,0,0,0,,You date pigs.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.27,0:05:24.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, I just remembered that being a mother is not your strong suit.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.51,0:05:29.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Darling, I'm only telling you because it's true!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.09,0:05:30.39,Default,,0,0,0,,And because you gobbled down
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.42,0:05:32.46,Default,,0,0,0,,a hundred thousand anti-depressants this morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.49,0:05:33.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I was hungry!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.13,0:05:36.94,Default,,0,0,0,,But I could still eat.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.75,0:05:45.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi, question.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.05,0:05:49.90,Default,,0,0,0,,If one were to theoretically look for a job
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.93,0:05:51.60,Default,,0,0,0,,here in Schitt's Creek,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.63,0:05:53.87,Default,,0,0,0,,where would you
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.90,0:05:56.81,Default,,0,0,0,,suggest that that person go to look?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.84,0:05:59.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Is there, like, a bulletin board or a pamphlet,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.55,0:06:00.85,Default,,0,0,0,,or something with information on it?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.88,0:06:03.09,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no bulletin board...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.12,0:06:05.23,Default,,0,0,0,,What kind of job are you looking for?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.26,0:06:08.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Something in, like, art curating, or trend forecasting.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.53,0:06:09.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.60,0:06:11.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's see.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.97,0:06:16.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Not seeing anything in art curating, or trend forecasting,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.15,0:06:17.32,Default,,0,0,0,,that's weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.35,0:06:18.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.62,0:06:21.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you have any other skills or areas of expertise?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.22,0:06:23.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I've been told I have really good taste.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.63,0:06:25.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that's good.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.40,0:06:28.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's see...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.37,0:06:30.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Bag boy at the grocery store.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.11,0:06:32.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know what that is.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.51,0:06:34.55,Default,,0,0,0,,You put groceries in bags,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.58,0:06:39.23,Default,,0,0,0,,so that people can carry their groceries out of the grocery store.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.26,0:06:42.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, and how much do you think that would pay?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.47,0:06:45.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna say minimum wage.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.41,0:06:48.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Which is what, 40, 45 something an hour?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.65,0:06:49.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Exactly.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.75,0:06:51.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.39,0:06:53.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, something to think about.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.86,0:06:55.43,Default,,0,0,0,,For sure, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.46,0:06:56.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You're welcome.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.70,0:07:02.01,Default,,0,0,0,,I would like two apple fritters,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.74,0:07:08.85,Default,,0,0,0,,sliver of pecan pie, large fries with gravy and bacon!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.89,0:07:11.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, so, she will have scrambled egg whites
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.53,0:07:13.26,Default,,0,0,0,,and some steamed spinach, please, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.29,0:07:17.47,Default,,0,0,0,,And some pecan pie! Onion rings, and ice cream!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.50,0:07:20.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Actually, none of that, and I will have a tea, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.91,0:07:22.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.21,0:07:25.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Mrs. Rose, are you okay? You seem a bit...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.55,0:07:26.79,Default,,0,0,0,,She's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.29,0:07:28.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.22,0:07:47.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Stay here, okay? Don't move!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.41,0:07:55.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, I'm really bored.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.95,0:07:59.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Hey! Hey, you! Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.72,0:08:03.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, so I just wanted to be clear about what happened the other night.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.53,0:08:05.50,Default,,0,0,0,,The reason that I let you kiss me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.53,0:08:07.47,Default,,0,0,0,,You kissed me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.50,0:08:09.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, no, I can see how that would be confusing,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.97,0:08:12.01,Default,,0,0,0,,but I just wanted to let you know
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.05,0:08:15.25,Default,,0,0,0,,that that was just me going through some stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.05,0:08:17.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.59,0:08:19.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.16,0:08:22.87,Default,,0,0,0,,So, why do they give you table scraps?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.90,0:08:24.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you, like, a poor person, or?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.64,0:08:29.15,Default,,0,0,0,,No, but thanks for asking.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.18,0:08:30.65,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I use it to compost.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.68,0:08:33.15,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, that way nothing gets thrown out.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.29,0:08:35.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Composting?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.49,0:08:38.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, no, I... I know composting.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.26,0:08:41.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Gwyneth Paltrow does a compost gift exchange.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.77,0:08:44.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna go.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.68,0:08:47.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, great, I'm glad that we could clear this up.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.07,0:09:01.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Speak of the devil.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.28,0:09:03.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Good morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.78,0:09:06.45,Default,,0,0,0,,- Ray! Hi.\N- Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.49,0:09:10.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I just stopped by to make an appointment to see the town council.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.40,0:09:12.27,Default,,0,0,0,,You're looking at us.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.30,0:09:15.67,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Bob, that's Ronnie, you know Ray.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.71,0:09:19.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, yes, Ray. Spent a wonderful morning with Ray.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.38,0:09:21.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I can see you've got a million things on your plate,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.79,0:09:23.59,Default,,0,0,0,,so I'll get to the point,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.62,0:09:24.99,Default,,0,0,0,,it's about the town sign.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.02,0:09:28.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I told you he wouldn't let this go!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.30,0:09:31.77,Default,,0,0,0,,The sign tells people what to expect when they're in town.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.81,0:09:34.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you have a problem with that message?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.68,0:09:36.45,Default,,0,0,0,,A major problem, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.48,0:09:39.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, you see, it's the first thing you see when you drive in,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.52,0:09:41.49,Default,,0,0,0,,and as the owner of the town,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.52,0:09:46.10,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd like to convey a better, cleaner image.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.13,0:09:49.01,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a lot of history in that sign, Johnny.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.04,0:09:50.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Schitt history.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.74,0:09:52.31,Default,,0,0,0,,That's all we need,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.35,0:09:55.25,Default,,0,0,0,,some outsider coming in here and changing everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.29,0:09:58.26,Default,,0,0,0,,If it ain't broke, don't fix it!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.54,0:10:07.68,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hello, Moira!\N- Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.14,0:10:09.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.48,0:10:11.79,Default,,0,0,0,,How are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.82,0:10:13.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm eating egg whites,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.72,0:10:16.90,Default,,0,0,0,,and hoping the building will collapse.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.00,0:10:21.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyways, I have a giant favor.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.11,0:10:26.45,Default,,0,0,0,,My class is putting on a play for the younger grades,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.48,0:10:28.12,Default,,0,0,0,,and I just
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.15,0:10:30.52,Default,,0,0,0,,thought that you'd be perfect,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.56,0:10:33.19,Default,,0,0,0,,you know, to help coach the kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.00,0:10:38.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Because they'd be thrilled to have someone like you,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.07,0:10:40.11,Default,,0,0,0,,an actual star...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.55,0:10:44.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Teach them?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.82,0:10:49.63,Default,,0,0,0,,That must have taken such courage to ask me that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.20,0:10:55.51,Default,,0,0,0,,But in show business boldness is rewarded,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.11,0:10:57.64,Default,,0,0,0,,so my answer is yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.08,0:11:00.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.55,0:11:01.85,Default,,0,0,0,,That is such good news!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.89,0:11:03.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Fuck, I know!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.37,0:11:13.57,Default,,0,0,0,,So, how'd it go?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.61,0:11:16.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I met with a woman at a very sad grocery store,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.45,0:11:20.82,Default,,0,0,0,,and I have a quote unquote interview to be a bag boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.86,0:11:23.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, that's great!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.70,0:11:26.63,Default,,0,0,0,,That's all that I'm apparently qualified to be.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.67,0:11:28.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- When's the interview?\N- This afternoon.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.77,0:11:31.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, the interview's where you make your first good impression,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.11,0:11:32.45,Default,,0,0,0,,so, it's gotta count.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.48,0:11:34.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm interviewing to be a bag boy, not a personal injury lawyer.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.92,0:11:38.09,Default,,0,0,0,,David, I've had enough people hire enough people in my day
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.12,0:11:40.66,Default,,0,0,0,,to know exactly what they're looking for in an interview,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.70,0:11:42.90,Default,,0,0,0,,so, let's go! Let's get up.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.30,0:11:46.51,Default,,0,0,0,,For what?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.95,0:11:50.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Come in!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.79,0:11:54.59,Default,,0,0,0,,David Rose.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.79,0:11:58.16,Default,,0,0,0,,You're applying for the bag boy position.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.20,0:11:59.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.30,0:12:02.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell me David, why do you want this job?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.04,0:12:03.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't want this job.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.37,0:12:05.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, thank you very much, and don't expect a phone call!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.91,0:12:07.75,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay.\N- All right, do it right!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.78,0:12:09.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Or let's not do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.89,0:12:10.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, we're gonna start again.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.99,0:12:12.29,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay.\N- Tell me, David,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.33,0:12:13.96,Default,,0,0,0,,why do you want this job?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.00,0:12:15.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I ran out of eye cream.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.43,0:12:17.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, you're not gonna get this job. You're not gonna get this job!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.90,0:12:20.07,Default,,0,0,0,,You know why? Your attitude sucks!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.11,0:12:21.51,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay...\N- And look at how you're dressed.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.54,0:12:24.55,Default,,0,0,0,,What is this? Colostomy bag pants!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.58,0:12:26.99,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm the manager of a family run grocery store.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.02,0:12:28.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not gonna hire you!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.39,0:12:30.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You're not gonna get the job, you're the last person...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.70,0:12:32.47,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay!\N- Where's your mother?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.97,0:12:36.04,Default,,0,0,0,,- Where's your mother?\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.31,0:12:38.54,Default,,0,0,0,,- What?\N- Where's your mother?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.58,0:12:40.15,Default,,0,0,0,,She's with Jocelyn.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.18,0:12:42.59,Default,,0,0,0,,- With Jocelyn?\N- She's fine!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.62,0:12:44.29,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'm fine too, if anybody cares.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.32,0:12:46.13,Default,,0,0,0,,I told you to watch her!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.16,0:12:49.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I did watch her! I watched her talk to Jocelyn.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.04,0:12:56.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, how many of you beautiful young things
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.28,0:12:57.75,Default,,0,0,0,,have a background in the theater?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.78,0:12:59.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Raise your swords!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.99,0:13:07.17,Default,,0,0,0,,I see, a class grounded in realism, nice work.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.20,0:13:10.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Because that is where we find our deepest well.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.81,0:13:13.18,Default,,0,0,0,,May I be upfront?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.21,0:13:14.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.89,0:13:20.13,Default,,0,0,0,,We're not here to play, or to have fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.30,0:13:26.27,Default,,0,0,0,,You will work until it hurts!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.08,0:13:30.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, come here a second!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.02,0:13:33.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, just the man I wanna see!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.49,0:13:36.69,Default,,0,0,0,,So word on the street is that you're all freaked out
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.73,0:13:38.97,Default,,0,0,0,,about the town sign, is that right?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.00,0:13:41.47,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, I'm not freaked out about the town sign, I just...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.50,0:13:43.74,Default,,0,0,0,,And that you have some sort of problem with my family,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.77,0:13:44.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- or something, is that it?\N- No, no, no,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.98,0:13:46.15,Default,,0,0,0,,this is not about your family.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.18,0:13:47.65,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's not?\N- It's not about your family. No.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.68,0:13:49.32,Default,,0,0,0,,- Really? Okay, interesting.\N- No, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.35,0:13:50.62,Default,,0,0,0,,In the car, come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.65,0:13:52.33,Default,,0,0,0,,In, let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.83,0:13:57.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, Kaylee, try this.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.47,0:13:59.41,Default,,0,0,0,,It's cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.44,0:14:01.31,Default,,0,0,0,,I can be cool without drugs, Mark!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.34,0:14:03.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, stop! No one speak.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.11,0:14:04.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Not a word!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.59,0:14:09.53,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not your fault, the script is garbage!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.56,0:14:13.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, which one of you wrote this?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.80,0:14:16.17,Default,,0,0,0,,I did.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.74,0:14:20.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Jocelyn, have you ever been addicted to drugs?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.98,0:14:22.79,Default,,0,0,0,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.82,0:14:24.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Then write what you know, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.92,0:14:28.70,Default,,0,0,0,,The quiet suffering of a woman trapped in a relationship with a simpleton.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.73,0:14:31.44,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not what I know Moira,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.47,0:14:35.11,Default,,0,0,0,,and drug awareness is part of the curriculum, so.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.14,0:14:36.68,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna work with these two.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.75,0:14:40.92,Default,,0,0,0,,What is it that you want?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.96,0:14:42.29,Default,,0,0,0,,To go home.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.33,0:14:44.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that where you keep the stash?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.26,0:14:45.56,Default,,0,0,0,,You want the marijuana?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.30,0:14:47.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.40,0:14:52.51,Default,,0,0,0,,No, you want to be seen, and heard, and loved!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.32,0:14:57.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, what is it you need?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.46,0:15:00.03,Default,,0,0,0,,It's different, be careful, what is it you need?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.80,0:15:04.64,Default,,0,0,0,,What is it you need?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.97,0:15:24.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.73,0:15:35.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.40,0:15:38.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Were you working out or something? Or...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.84,0:15:41.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Sort of.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.64,0:15:44.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, well, I'm sorry for interrupting.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.98,0:15:48.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I just... I happened to be in the area, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.19,0:15:49.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Mutt?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.57,0:15:53.90,Default,,0,0,0,,- Just...\N- Alexis!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.20,0:15:56.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Twyla!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.68,0:15:59.51,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't know you two were...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.55,0:16:02.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you wanna come in? I was just about to make some tea.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.49,0:16:04.62,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I'm good.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.66,0:16:06.93,Default,,0,0,0,,I should be getting back to my mom,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.96,0:16:10.40,Default,,0,0,0,,who's not well, yeah, so, I'm gonna go.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.43,0:16:11.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.64,0:16:13.44,Default,,0,0,0,,- You guys have fun!\N- Thanks!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.54,0:16:16.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Bye!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.32,0:16:20.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.95,0:16:24.80,Default,,0,0,0,,That is my great grandfather up there, Horace Schitt.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.53,0:16:27.57,Default,,0,0,0,,He was a visionary, Johnny!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.60,0:16:29.61,Default,,0,0,0,,He discovered this land, he developed it,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.64,0:16:32.58,Default,,0,0,0,,and he turned it into the little slice of heaven that it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.61,0:16:35.18,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'm proud of him! You understand that?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.22,0:16:36.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Roland, you've got this all wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.59,0:16:37.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Why do you hate me?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.69,0:16:39.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't hate you! I don't hate you!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.59,0:16:41.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Well then, why do you have a problem with a sign
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.26,0:16:42.67,Default,,0,0,0,,that celebrates my family?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.70,0:16:45.24,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not, it's just the way they're celebrating, that's all!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.27,0:16:47.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, so now you hate my family.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.08,0:16:48.21,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't hate your family!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.24,0:16:50.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Well then, what is your big fat problem with the sign?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.28,0:16:51.98,Default,,0,0,0,,It looks like your great grandfather's
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.02,0:16:54.59,Default,,0,0,0,,fucking your great grandmother right up the ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.69,0:16:59.63,Default,,0,0,0,,My... That is so demented!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.67,0:17:02.11,Default,,0,0,0,,You can't tell me you don't see that!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.14,0:17:05.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you know, now that you put that creepy thought in my head,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.01,0:17:09.55,Default,,0,0,0,,sure, I see it, but you got it all wrong, pal!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.59,0:17:12.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me enlighten you, Mr. Johnny Rose!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.06,0:17:13.99,Default,,0,0,0,,That isn't even Horace's wife!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.03,0:17:15.93,Default,,0,0,0,,That's his sister.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.90,0:17:20.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, how does that make it any better?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.95,0:17:25.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I don't know how they do things where you come from,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.68,0:17:26.75,Default,,0,0,0,,but around these parts,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.79,0:17:28.72,Default,,0,0,0,,we don't do that sort of thing with our sisters!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.79,0:17:33.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Roland, how is anybody driving past this sign
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.40,0:17:36.00,Default,,0,0,0,,supposed to know the woman getting banged from behind
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.04,0:17:38.14,Default,,0,0,0,,is that man's sister?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.18,0:17:40.85,Default,,0,0,0,,- My.\N- My! Yes, my!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.88,0:17:43.55,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, Johnny, well I never really looked at it that way,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.59,0:17:47.16,Default,,0,0,0,,but now I get it, okay, well, all right, I'll do something about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.20,0:17:48.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll fix it, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.40,0:17:51.64,Default,,0,0,0,,And thank you, thank you for bringing that up to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.67,0:17:52.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Good.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.31,0:17:57.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Good!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.18,0:18:00.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Jocelyn, we're going off book!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.09,0:18:01.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, actually, we're running out of time.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.89,0:18:04.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Forget the lines, forget the lines!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.60,0:18:07.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's just be in character, shall we?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.07,0:18:12.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Could you be stiffer? Just watch, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.11,0:18:15.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Start wherever.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.92,0:18:18.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you wanna smoke a joint?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.82,0:18:22.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Mark, you are better than this.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.16,0:18:24.37,Default,,0,0,0,,You can't let others define you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.40,0:18:25.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at me!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.70,0:18:28.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Never let the bastards get you down!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.54,0:18:29.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Can't say bastard!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.68,0:18:31.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.15,0:18:34.19,Default,,0,0,0,,You must prepare for life, and whatever it will throw at you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.22,0:18:35.99,Default,,0,0,0,,The opportunities will diminish,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.76,0:18:38.83,Default,,0,0,0,,and the ass will get bigger,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.86,0:18:40.80,Default,,0,0,0,,you can bet your bottom dollar it will!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.83,0:18:44.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Especially yours. You're going to have a huge ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.94,0:18:47.78,Default,,0,0,0,,And you, future baldy.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.82,0:18:50.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, hairless, homeless!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.49,0:18:52.49,Default,,0,0,0,,So what? Who cares?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.53,0:18:56.00,Default,,0,0,0,,When they get mean, you tell them to go to hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.03,0:18:59.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Because only you know who you are!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.47,0:19:03.71,Default,,0,0,0,,And those cruel internet people cannot take that away from you!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.75,0:19:06.45,Default,,0,0,0,,You will forge on!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.49,0:19:10.93,Default,,0,0,0,,And you will find some glimmer of something to hold on to.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.96,0:19:13.87,Default,,0,0,0,,And only then will you find your way back.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.14,0:19:20.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Only then will you become once again who you are!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.25,0:19:22.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Lady standing!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.74,0:19:35.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Good, you're gettin' the hang of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.31,0:19:37.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, putting groceries in a bag
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.68,0:19:39.55,Default,,0,0,0,,is not as complicated as one might think.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.59,0:19:41.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Watch the eggs. What did I say?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.96,0:19:44.19,Default,,0,0,0,,You said put them in a separate bag.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.23,0:19:47.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Good. Quick learner.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.20,0:19:49.20,Default,,0,0,0,,David Rose, line one.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.41,0:19:53.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, I just gotta...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.75,0:19:55.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Just one... Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.99,0:19:58.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.09,0:19:59.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, how's it going?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.79,0:20:00.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I can't talk right now, so.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.03,0:20:02.73,Default,,0,0,0,,They're working you hard?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.77,0:20:05.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I can't talk, so I'm gonna hang up, bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.88,0:20:09.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, sorry about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.62,0:20:15.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Someone's on a health kick?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.60,0:20:19.67,Default,,0,0,0,,David Rose, line one.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.04,0:20:24.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm just gonna... Scoot past.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.42,0:20:30.12,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah?\N- You hung up.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.49,0:20:33.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.70,0:20:36.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.33,0:20:38.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Where were we?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.00,0:20:41.04,Default,,0,0,0,,David Rose, line one!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.58,0:20:45.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.19,0:20:49.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Take that off.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.76,0:20:51.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Hand that to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.56,0:20:53.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Now I'm gonna... I'm gonna go.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.01,0:20:59.85,Default,,0,0,0,,This is worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.88,0:21:01.18,Default,,0,0,0,,This is much worse!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.21,0:21:02.28,Default,,0,0,0,,You did this?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.32,0:21:05.02,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I didn't do this, I tried to fix this!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.06,0:21:06.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.76,0:21:08.56,Default,,0,0,0,,It is what it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.60,0:21:09.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, it looks like...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.97,0:21:12.10,Default,,0,0,0,,I know what it looks like, Alexis!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.14,0:21:13.21,Default,,0,0,0,,I know!