[Script Info]
; This is an Advanced Sub Station Alpha v4+ script.
Title: 0
ScriptType: v4.00+
Collisions: Normal
PlayDepth: 0
WrapStyle: 3
ScaledBorderAndShadow: Yes
PlayResX: 640
PlayResY: 360

[V4+ Styles]
Format: Name, Fontname, Fontsize, PrimaryColour, SecondaryColour, OutlineColour, BackColour, Bold, Italic, Underline, StrikeOut, ScaleX, ScaleY, Spacing, Angle, BorderStyle, Outline, Shadow, Alignment, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Encoding
Style: Default,Adobe Arabic,35.0,&H00FFFFFF,&H0300FFFF,&H00000000,&H02000000,-1,0,0,0,100,100,0,0,1,1.1,0.3,2,10,10,18,1

[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.90,0:00:20.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't judge me for what I'm about to ask you to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.00,0:00:22.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Come inside, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.61,0:00:24.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- What're you about to do?\N- It does not matter. It doesn't matter.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.01,0:00:26.52,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.55,0:00:28.65,Default,,0,0,0,,That.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.66,0:00:31.02,Default,,0,0,0,,That's why you called me in here?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.06,0:00:32.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, look at it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.43,0:00:34.40,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'm looking.\N- No, look at it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.43,0:00:36.34,Default,,0,0,0,,It looks like a bug...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.37,0:00:38.44,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah.\N- Trapped under a glass.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.47,0:00:40.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I googled that bug. It's some sort of demonic cricket
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.74,0:00:43.15,Default,,0,0,0,,that takes chunks out of your skin when provoked.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.18,0:00:45.32,Default,,0,0,0,,"Chunks" is the word that Google used.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.35,0:00:46.66,Default,,0,0,0,,- You googled a bug?\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.69,0:00:49.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I have a thing about bugs with milky exoskeletons.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.60,0:00:51.93,Default,,0,0,0,,I have this irrational fear, they are gonna crawl into my mouth
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.97,0:00:53.60,Default,,0,0,0,,and nest at night, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.64,0:00:55.67,Default,,0,0,0,,So what do you want me to do, kill it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.71,0:00:58.25,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I think I just need moral support
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.28,0:01:01.62,Default,,0,0,0,,while I slip a piece of paper under the glass with the bug,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.65,0:01:04.53,Default,,0,0,0,,and take the trapped bug and walk it outside.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.56,0:01:06.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Or we could just kill it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.13,0:01:07.66,Default,,0,0,0,,No, that's not the way to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.70,0:01:09.24,Default,,0,0,0,,My God! It's fleeing!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.27,0:01:11.37,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's fast!\N- It's fleeing into the bathroom!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.41,0:01:13.18,Default,,0,0,0,,That's why you use the cup method,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.21,0:01:14.88,Default,,0,0,0,,because you'd keep it contained!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.91,0:01:16.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Now it's just all out!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.65,0:01:19.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I guess I don't even need to be here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.15,0:01:20.72,Default,,0,0,0,,It's hi...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.76,0:01:23.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Now it's hiding somewhere in the darkness waiting for nightfall.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.56,0:01:27.07,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't sleep here. I can't sleep here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.10,0:01:28.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Not with your mouth open anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.61,0:01:32.11,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not a nice thing to say to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.15,0:01:35.09,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, sometimes I forget what life was like before I knew you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.12,0:01:36.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, bye-bye! Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.92,0:01:39.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yup.\N- Okay. Hope you catch it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.37,0:01:44.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I can hear it. I can hear it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.43,0:01:58.03,Default,,0,0,0,,What the hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.06,0:02:00.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, where's my towel?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.90,0:02:02.81,Default,,0,0,0,,John?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.84,0:02:06.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Johnny! Where's my towel?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.05,0:02:08.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyways, I asked this kid to come to the front of the class
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.82,0:02:10.39,Default,,0,0,0,,and solve this math equation
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.42,0:02:12.23,Default,,0,0,0,,and he was pitching a tent.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.10,0:02:15.53,Default,,0,0,0,,He had a boner.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.57,0:02:19.51,Default,,0,0,0,,And then I was thinking, these are young boys, these poor kids,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.54,0:02:22.91,Default,,0,0,0,,and it can't be easy having a teacher like myself...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.95,0:02:24.12,Default,,0,0,0,,so...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.85,0:02:26.29,Default,,0,0,0,,What was your question, again?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.32,0:02:28.83,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, it's been so long I can't remember.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.10,0:02:33.30,Default,,0,0,0,,There you are, John! Where did my towel go?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.34,0:02:35.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Moira! Nanaimo bars.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.01,0:02:39.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Accidentally doubled the batch and Roland's on diabetes watch,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.11,0:02:41.19,Default,,0,0,0,,so I thought, why not share the wealth?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.22,0:02:43.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, what a lovely gesture, Moira?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.32,0:02:46.93,Default,,0,0,0,,John, I had a towel and now it's disappeared!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.96,0:02:48.77,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a towel on the back of the door.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.80,0:02:50.10,Default,,0,0,0,,No, that one has dirt on it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.14,0:02:52.24,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not dirt, I used it to kill a bug.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.58,0:02:57.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.98,0:03:00.99,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess I'm stressed.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.02,0:03:03.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Morning, Jocelyn!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.63,0:03:06.60,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, Moira,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.64,0:03:08.94,Default,,0,0,0,,if you ever need to just go somewhere
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.97,0:03:11.25,Default,,0,0,0,,to unwind and have some pampering,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.28,0:03:13.35,Default,,0,0,0,,I know a great place in Elmdale.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.38,0:03:14.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's not and say we did.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.89,0:03:17.69,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, honey, a little pampering might not be a bad idea,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.72,0:03:20.86,Default,,0,0,0,,could alleviate some of that, weight you're carrying around.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.37,0:03:25.31,Default,,0,0,0,,So now I'm fat and stressed?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.81,0:03:28.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Emotional weight. Emotional.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.75,0:03:31.75,Default,,0,0,0,,John, go find a towel now, please,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.79,0:03:34.12,Default,,0,0,0,,or I will strip out of this robe
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.16,0:03:37.53,Default,,0,0,0,,and I will air dry in the street!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.56,0:03:40.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay, well, I'm just gonna go home. Sorry.\N- No, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.27,0:03:43.17,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't say I didn't want them. Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.38,0:03:46.58,Default,,0,0,0,,A little pampering. Great idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.62,0:03:48.29,Default,,0,0,0,,- I think so, yeah.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.53,0:03:57.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Twy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.41,0:04:02.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Twy...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.48,0:04:06.29,Default,,0,0,0,,What is in the "meadow harvest" smoothie?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.32,0:04:10.06,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, it changes every day. Just depends on my mood.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.10,0:04:12.87,Default,,0,0,0,,But it's all organic, earthy ingredients.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.90,0:04:15.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, so it's like fruity or...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.24,0:04:17.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, it is. Yup. At times.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.78,0:04:20.42,Default,,0,0,0,,And then other times, not.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.45,0:04:24.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay! Well, today, is it more fruity or more vegetably...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.32,0:04:25.56,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.59,0:04:27.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I've gotta check in the back and see what we have.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.90,0:04:31.47,Default,,0,0,0,,So "meadow harvest" doesn't refer to anything in particular.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.51,0:04:35.18,Default,,0,0,0,,No, meadow harvest is exactly how it sounds.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.21,0:04:36.58,Default,,0,0,0,,It just changes every day.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.82,0:04:39.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.35,0:04:43.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'll just, do that then, the meadow harvest thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.19,0:04:44.97,Default,,0,0,0,,- Great.\N- Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.24,0:04:48.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.28,0:04:51.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.65,0:04:54.02,Default,,0,0,0,,I just feel like I have to warn you,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.05,0:04:57.82,Default,,0,0,0,,what you just ordered is gonna run through you like Niagara Falls.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.86,0:04:58.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.96,0:05:02.47,Default,,0,0,0,,She's a sweet girl but her smoothies are deadly.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.50,0:05:04.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I usually prescribe them to my patients
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.47,0:05:06.58,Default,,0,0,0,,when they're feeling a little backed up.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.61,0:05:08.71,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a lot of information.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.75,0:05:10.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm kidding.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.02,0:05:13.72,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm actually not. I've absolutely done that with her smoothies.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.96,0:05:17.03,Default,,0,0,0,,So are you a doctor or...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.06,0:05:18.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a veterinarian.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.60,0:05:20.77,Default,,0,0,0,,It's basically the same thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.17,0:05:22.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Ted.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.37,0:05:23.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Alexis.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.48,0:05:26.28,Default,,0,0,0,,I know. Without sounding too forward,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.31,0:05:28.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I've seen you around...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.52,0:05:30.56,Default,,0,0,0,,and, you know, I have to say,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.59,0:05:34.10,Default,,0,0,0,,I think that you are the most beautiful girl this town's ever seen.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.13,0:05:35.93,Default,,0,0,0,,What? No.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.97,0:05:39.51,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure there's, like, another girl somewhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.54,0:05:41.41,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I mean it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.45,0:05:44.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Well, that's really nice of you to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.75,0:05:48.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I would love to take you out to dinner sometime.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.53,0:05:50.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel good about this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.73,0:05:54.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, it's a little less fruity but a little more something.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.81,0:06:15.65,Default,,0,0,0,,So, about the bug thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.68,0:06:18.85,Default,,0,0,0,,No explanation necessary. You've got a thing about bugs.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.89,0:06:20.49,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I don't have a thing about bugs.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.52,0:06:22.96,Default,,0,0,0,,It was one bug, and that bug was milky.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.99,0:06:25.37,Default,,0,0,0,,So, you're a man at one with nature.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.40,0:06:27.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. I could not be more at one with nature.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.24,0:06:29.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I do Coachella every year, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.37,0:06:31.65,Default,,0,0,0,,So you'd be into coming with me
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.68,0:06:34.15,Default,,0,0,0,,on the annual turkey shoot then?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.18,0:06:36.89,Default,,0,0,0,,That's something that should excite you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.49,0:06:39.03,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.06,0:06:40.76,Default,,0,0,0,,The turkey shoot?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.80,0:06:44.44,Default,,0,0,0,,- -Roland's annual thing. We go out and we hunt turkeys.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.34,0:06:46.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Been doing it every year since I was
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.91,0:06:48.34,Default,,0,0,0,,far too young to be holding a gun.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.38,0:06:51.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.85,0:06:53.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Let's do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.69,0:06:55.89,Default,,0,0,0,,I was joking.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.93,0:06:58.23,Default,,0,0,0,,I have a strong feeling that would not be your thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.40,0:07:02.21,Default,,0,0,0,,And what do think my thing is exactly?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.24,0:07:04.81,Default,,0,0,0,,High thread count sheets? Colognes that smell like fireplace...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.84,0:07:06.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Well, it might surprise you to know
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.48,0:07:08.02,Default,,0,0,0,,that I have more than one thing,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.05,0:07:11.32,Default,,0,0,0,,so I will happily go with you on the hunt.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.36,0:07:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Nothing would make me more excited than to...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.20,0:07:15.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Go hunting for...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.93,0:07:19.21,Default,,0,0,0,,- Turkeys.\N- Turkeys with you, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.24,0:07:22.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Is this a tweed or a camo situation?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.42,0:07:30.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, did anyone actually see this pillow come out of this container?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.66,0:07:34.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Seriously? Go to hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.04,0:07:35.57,Default,,0,0,0,,You're a fool!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.61,0:07:37.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, Moira, why are we doing this?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.34,0:07:40.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't we wait for the girl to come in and help us make the bed?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.28,0:07:42.29,Default,,0,0,0,,She never comes, John!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.82,0:07:46.56,Default,,0,0,0,,No. Bastard.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.40,0:07:49.03,Default,,0,0,0,,- Bastard!\N- Jocelyn.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.07,0:07:50.10,Default,,0,0,0,,- Johnny.\N- Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.14,0:07:51.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Good, you're here, Moira.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.87,0:07:55.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I was just booking myself an appointment with Janine at the salon,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.51,0:07:57.82,Default,,0,0,0,,and I said to myself, "Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.85,0:08:00.62,Default,,0,0,0,,"Moira really looks like she needs a pick-me-up,"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.66,0:08:02.89,Default,,0,0,0,,so I booked you a mani too!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.93,0:08:05.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Little girls spa day on me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.27,0:08:08.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! What a nice gesture.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.51,0:08:11.41,Default,,0,0,0,,May I see a spa treatment menu?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.44,0:08:14.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's just a salon, so they don't really do all that kind of stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.02,0:08:17.92,Default,,0,0,0,,But she does give a mean scalp massage.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.96,0:08:19.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Really mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.60,0:08:22.93,Default,,0,0,0,,If you requested that, I guess, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.97,0:08:25.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Moira, this sounds too good to pass up.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.34,0:08:28.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Please, please do this, for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.48,0:08:30.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me rephrase that.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.85,0:08:32.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Do it for you because you deserve...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.92,0:08:35.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! My answer's yes, Jocelyn. Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.66,0:08:37.03,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yay!\N- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.80,0:08:41.71,Default,,0,0,0,,So, what're you doing tonight?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.11,0:08:45.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Making chili. Might do some laundry.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.83,0:08:54.73,Default,,0,0,0,,A polite person would now ask me what I'm doing tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.20,0:08:58.94,Default,,0,0,0,,That's what this is about? Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.97,0:09:00.84,Default,,0,0,0,,What're you doing tonight?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.88,0:09:02.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Ted's taking me out.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.21,0:09:03.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Ted?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.41,0:09:05.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Ted.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.42,0:09:08.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know his last name. The, The, doctor.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.09,0:09:10.26,Default,,0,0,0,,The vet?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.30,0:09:11.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, the doctor.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.43,0:09:13.94,Default,,0,0,0,,The animal doctor.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.97,0:09:16.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, we went to high school together.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.71,0:09:20.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I think you'd be good for each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.98,0:09:22.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.02,0:09:26.39,Default,,0,0,0,,I think he has everything you're looking for in a husband.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.43,0:09:28.53,Default,,0,0,0,,A husband?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.57,0:09:31.04,Default,,0,0,0,,What am I looking for in a husband?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.24,0:09:33.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Money.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.16,0:09:46.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you know Richard Gere's middle name is Tiffany?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.40,0:09:48.71,Default,,0,0,0,,So Ted's taking me to Antonio's.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.74,0:09:50.11,Default,,0,0,0,,What's Antonio's?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.14,0:09:53.18,Default,,0,0,0,,It's this little buffet restaurant in Elmdale.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.21,0:09:55.39,Default,,0,0,0,,But he said that we could order off the menu.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.42,0:09:57.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you sure you wanna be traveling so far out of town
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.56,0:09:58.93,Default,,0,0,0,,with a person you just met?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.96,0:10:01.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I went on a blind date to Bali with Leo,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.20,0:10:04.54,Default,,0,0,0,,so I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.37,0:10:07.21,Default,,0,0,0,,So who is this person?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.24,0:10:08.61,Default,,0,0,0,,He's cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.51,0:10:10.65,Default,,0,0,0,,And?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.68,0:10:11.75,Default,,0,0,0,,And...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.79,0:10:13.12,Default,,0,0,0,,He doesn't have a trust fund,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.15,0:10:16.80,Default,,0,0,0,,so that's, like, a refreshing change of pace for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.83,0:10:18.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Speaking of people without trust funds,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.60,0:10:20.70,Default,,0,0,0,,what about that beardy thing that you spend time with?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.74,0:10:21.97,Default,,0,0,0,,- What, Mutt?\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.01,0:10:23.88,Default,,0,0,0,,No. Eww. It's not a thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.91,0:10:25.38,Default,,0,0,0,,- Right.\N- I'm looking for Alexis.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.41,0:10:28.48,Default,,0,0,0,,You have a... What? A thing with Alexis tonight?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.52,0:10:30.69,Default,,0,0,0,,- A date.\N- I think that's Ted.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.59,0:10:32.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Why is he over there?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.69,0:10:34.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Because he knows how much I love it when
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.23,0:10:35.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Mom and Dad interrogate your boyfriends.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.70,0:10:37.47,Default,,0,0,0,,- I wonder what they're asking.\N- No, David!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.50,0:10:39.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell me, Ted, are your parents still together?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.61,0:10:41.38,Default,,0,0,0,,No. They divorced when I was in high school.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.41,0:10:42.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Alcoholism.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.01,0:10:45.65,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I think they just realized that they were better off as friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.69,0:10:47.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Affair. Poor thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.92,0:10:50.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. That's enough, everybody. Thank you so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.43,0:10:51.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey. Hey, got the wrong room. Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.93,0:10:53.23,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah, you did. Okay.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.14,0:10:55.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, I know you!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.68,0:10:59.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, no, Stevie brought you in to see me.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.05,0:11:01.85,Default,,0,0,0,,I had the pleasure of treating your son's panic attack.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.89,0:11:05.19,Default,,0,0,0,,So Antonio's Buffet?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.22,0:11:07.10,Default,,0,0,0,,So many choices, one little plate.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.13,0:11:11.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, you know what? Bye, guys. We'll see you in the morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.10,0:11:13.54,Default,,0,0,0,,"In the morning." Very funny, Alexis!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.57,0:11:15.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't even think about it, ain't gonna happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.51,0:11:17.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- Ted, not on the first date.\N- Yes, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.52,0:11:20.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't wanna kill the buzz, but have fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.22,0:11:23.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Alexis seems to have found someone to keep her busy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.39,0:11:24.93,Default,,0,0,0,,What about you, David?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.96,0:11:27.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna go to bed. I have to be up early.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.67,0:11:30.78,Default,,0,0,0,,I stupidly agreed to go hunting with Stevie tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.81,0:11:32.21,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hunting?\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.25,0:11:33.61,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hunting?\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.65,0:11:34.92,Default,,0,0,0,,You said hunting?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.49,0:11:36.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.13,0:11:42.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.48,0:11:51.85,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's me!\N- Who is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.89,0:11:53.49,Default,,0,0,0,,It's your father!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.52,0:11:55.09,Default,,0,0,0,,What're you doing lurking in our bedroom?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.12,0:11:56.90,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not lurking in your room.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.93,0:11:59.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Your alarm is going off. You're not turning off your alarm!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.93,0:12:01.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Shoot.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.94,0:12:05.24,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, I'm telling you, I'm not comfortable with you going hunting.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.28,0:12:07.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't feel comfortable with it either!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.15,0:12:10.56,Default,,0,0,0,,End this now. Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.86,0:12:13.66,Default,,0,0,0,,- All right, just be careful, please.\N- Okay, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.69,0:12:16.50,Default,,0,0,0,,You and your nightgown can tippy-toe back to bed. I'm late.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.03,0:12:33.57,Default,,0,0,0,,You ever killed before?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.50,0:12:37.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Have I ever killed before?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.28,0:12:38.85,Default,,0,0,0,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.88,0:12:41.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Elton John used to have an annual hunt at his place in Windsor,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.25,0:12:42.89,Default,,0,0,0,,but that was more about the lunch.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.92,0:12:44.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Turkey virgin!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.80,0:12:50.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Does this come in a slimmer cut?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.94,0:12:52.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Here. You can take this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.44,0:12:54.61,Default,,0,0,0,,It has a scope so you can see the head.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.64,0:12:58.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay! Gather round, my shooters.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.55,0:13:00.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob has a little prayer here he'd like to offer up.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.92,0:13:04.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Just a little convo with the big man upstairs for a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.53,0:13:06.10,Default,,0,0,0,,It happens every year.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.24,0:13:10.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Our God, in these times of need,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.61,0:13:13.95,Default,,0,0,0,,our light in these times of darkness...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.98,0:13:15.58,Default,,0,0,0,,David, do you wanna...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.03,0:13:23.13,Default,,0,0,0,,So is it, like, a small town thing
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.17,0:13:26.01,Default,,0,0,0,,to end the first date with a kiss on the cheek?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.41,0:13:28.51,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.81,0:13:29.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.01,0:13:32.45,Default,,0,0,0,,What? It's not like it was a bad date or anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.49,0:13:35.09,Default,,0,0,0,,It sounds like things got crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.12,0:13:37.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. I actually introduced him to Beyonce
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.03,0:13:39.80,Default,,0,0,0,,in the car ride on the way home, so that was very special.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.87,0:13:43.88,Default,,0,0,0,,It's just, if the date's a success with me,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.91,0:13:45.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll let you know it.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.41,0:13:47.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.49,0:13:53.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, he might as well have shaken your hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.39,0:13:55.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, he did that too.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.10,0:13:56.67,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hey.\N- Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.70,0:13:58.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought that you could use a proper smoothie.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.94,0:14:02.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, lucky for you, we're just finishing up.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.69,0:14:10.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Mutt. Do you want a ride?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.96,0:14:13.03,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'm good.\N- Are you sure? It's a long walk.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.07,0:14:14.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I like walking.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.37,0:14:16.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Suit yourself, bud.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.24,0:14:18.51,Default,,0,0,0,,So you don't mind wrapping up?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.89,0:14:23.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Bye!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.53,0:14:30.70,Default,,0,0,0,,So how are your bowels? Good and tight?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.73,0:14:32.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Thank you for the concern.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.71,0:14:34.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I just wanna make sure you got the stomach for this
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.91,0:14:38.48,Default,,0,0,0,,'cause you kinda seem like an indoors-y sort of guy to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.52,0:14:41.46,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, delicate. Fragile.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.73,0:14:44.30,Default,,0,0,0,,- Scrimpy.\N- Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.30,0:14:48.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, get down.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.75,0:14:56.55,Default,,0,0,0,,You ever held a gun before?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.59,0:14:59.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, but it wasn't this heavy,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.26,0:15:02.00,Default,,0,0,0,,which makes me think that Elton's was actually a toy.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.03,0:15:06.24,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, you gotta treat it like it's a newborn baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.27,0:15:10.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Have to admit, not into babies so it's kind of a guessing game for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.48,0:15:12.92,Default,,0,0,0,,You got soft hands.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.95,0:15:14.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, thank you. Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.72,0:15:16.39,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't have to do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.43,0:15:18.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Do what? Have fun?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.53,0:15:22.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Smell like manure? Get called "scrimpy"?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.57,0:15:24.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Who wouldn't wanna sign up for this?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.34,0:15:25.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.93,0:15:34.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Jocelyn, would you grab us a table
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.50,0:15:35.97,Default,,0,0,0,,while I speak with my husband, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.00,0:15:37.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, he should join us.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.34,0:15:41.54,Default,,0,0,0,,And between you and me, people are noticing you!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.69,0:15:50.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me, cowboy, have you seen my husband?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.89,0:15:53.07,Default,,0,0,0,,My God.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.10,0:15:54.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Ho ho hoo hoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.44,0:15:57.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at you. Boy, you look like...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.74,0:15:59.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Who? Who do I look like?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.21,0:16:01.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I wanna say Tonya Harding.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.42,0:16:02.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you? How about...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.29,0:16:07.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Jocelyn.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.50,0:16:11.60,Default,,0,0,0,,My God, that's right. Why Jocelyn?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.64,0:16:13.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Because everyone who comes out of that salon
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.61,0:16:15.18,Default,,0,0,0,,looks just like Jocelyn.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.21,0:16:16.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.31,0:16:19.29,Default,,0,0,0,,And is that you? Is that your wig?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.32,0:16:20.75,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it's a dead possum.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.79,0:16:23.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, it's a wig, John. Is she still looking at us?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.93,0:16:28.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, she is. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.90,0:16:31.51,Default,,0,0,0,,So what happened? I can't believe you're wearing this.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.54,0:16:33.55,Default,,0,0,0,,This is what I get for being nice, John.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.58,0:16:35.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm doing this for Jocelyn because she paid for it,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.02,0:16:39.59,Default,,0,0,0,,and it was her little treat, and I didn't have the heart to rip it off my head,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.63,0:16:41.33,Default,,0,0,0,,much less torch it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.36,0:16:42.93,Default,,0,0,0,,So, now, until I get in the shower,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.97,0:16:46.61,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm stuck looking like every other inmate in this godforsaken prison.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.64,0:16:49.71,Default,,0,0,0,,- She's coming over. I just told a joke.\N- You did?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.75,0:16:51.55,Default,,0,0,0,,You did!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.58,0:16:54.29,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you think of your beautiful wife?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.32,0:16:58.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, which beautiful wife are we talking about here?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.87,0:17:03.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't tell you how freeing it is, Jocelyn,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.07,0:17:06.01,Default,,0,0,0,,to try something new like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.05,0:17:08.22,Default,,0,0,0,,'Tis. I mean, of course, as an actress,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.25,0:17:11.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I can imagine what kind of sad character might...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.79,0:17:12.96,Default,,0,0,0,,But not necessarily...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.99,0:17:14.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Sad?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.16,0:17:16.17,Default,,0,0,0,,You think this is a sad look?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.20,0:17:17.30,Default,,0,0,0,,- No.\N- No.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.34,0:17:19.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Not the look. No, Jocelyn,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.34,0:17:22.68,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm talking about the inner sadness that would come from...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.71,0:17:24.32,Default,,0,0,0,,From living in such a...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.72,0:17:27.92,Default,,0,0,0,,We have to get drinks. Several drinks.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.96,0:17:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't you think? Let's celebrate!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.36,0:17:32.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's celebrate drinking!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.30,0:17:33.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.77,0:17:35.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, David,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.14,0:17:37.91,Default,,0,0,0,,it's all yours, aim for the face.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.94,0:17:39.18,Default,,0,0,0,,It's looking at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.21,0:17:42.19,Default,,0,0,0,,That's it. You're locked in. It's just you and him.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.12,0:17:44.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.89,0:17:47.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Just point and shoot, David!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.23,0:17:48.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Hard to do when you're talking, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.46,0:17:49.60,Default,,0,0,0,,There's no one talking now.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.63,0:17:50.80,Default,,0,0,0,,- Bob, you're talking.\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.83,0:17:52.41,Default,,0,0,0,,- Stop talking!\N- Too much talking.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.44,0:17:53.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Shoot the bird, David! Shoot it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.94,0:17:55.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Honestly, if you're not gonna shoot it, I'm going to...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.52,0:18:02.99,Default,,0,0,0,,And in the neck.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.03,0:18:04.43,Default,,0,0,0,,It's still moving.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.46,0:18:06.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Just let it bleed out.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.10,0:18:08.64,Default,,0,0,0,,You okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.67,0:18:11.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel like one of the Manson girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.18,0:18:13.08,Default,,0,0,0,,First one's tough.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.11,0:18:14.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Even tougher when you shoot it in the neck
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.72,0:18:16.22,Default,,0,0,0,,'cause then it takes longer to die.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.25,0:18:17.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, not helping, Ronnie.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.96,0:18:19.59,Default,,0,0,0,,So, now what? Do we just...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.63,0:18:22.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait until its turkey family comes and shoot them too?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.00,0:18:25.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey. I think I see them.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.50,0:18:26.91,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.14,0:18:30.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! Heard you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.45,0:18:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,- Jocelyn!\N- Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.66,0:18:36.46,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hi.\N- I just wanted to say
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.49,0:18:38.60,Default,,0,0,0,,how fun it was to spend the day with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.63,0:18:41.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Jocelyn, 'tis I who owes you a big thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.80,0:18:45.78,Default,,0,0,0,,I also wanted to apologize for Janine ruining your wig.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.81,0:18:47.21,Default,,0,0,0,,No, don't be silly. I was...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.25,0:18:49.89,Default,,0,0,0,,I was about to find a shower cap.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.92,0:18:52.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I know you hate your hair, Moira.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.49,0:18:55.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Almost as much as you hate this town.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.36,0:18:59.41,Default,,0,0,0,,But there's a possibility you could be here a really long time.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.44,0:19:01.98,Default,,0,0,0,,May I offer you something?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.01,0:19:05.35,Default,,0,0,0,,The people here are just trying to help you,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.38,0:19:08.56,Default,,0,0,0,,and there'll be days when your wigs need conditioning,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.59,0:19:12.10,Default,,0,0,0,,or one of your fashion-y blouses shrinks in the dryer,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.13,0:19:14.67,Default,,0,0,0,,and you'll have to go to Janine's
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.70,0:19:17.17,Default,,0,0,0,,or get a shirt at the Blouse Barn
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.21,0:19:19.11,Default,,0,0,0,,just like the rest of us.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.14,0:19:22.45,Default,,0,0,0,,And I would hate for that day to catch you by surprise.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.49,0:19:25.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't hate this town, Jocelyn.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.19,0:19:28.90,Default,,0,0,0,,It's just not mine, and this is not my hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.60,0:19:31.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I know. It's a wig.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.27,0:19:33.11,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not my style.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.87,0:19:35.88,Default,,0,0,0,,You? On you, it's adorable.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.91,0:19:40.59,Default,,0,0,0,,You have a look that says, "Hi. I'm Jocelyn, and I know who I am!"
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.62,0:19:43.23,Default,,0,0,0,,For that, you're very fortunate. You are.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.26,0:19:46.23,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't who I am from one moment to the next.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.27,0:19:49.87,Default,,0,0,0,,So honestly, dear, I envy you, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.94,0:19:52.65,Default,,0,0,0,,But if you ever,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.68,0:19:56.72,Default,,0,0,0,,ever catch me shopping at the Blouse Barn,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.75,0:19:59.39,Default,,0,0,0,,you must shoot me in the temple.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.43,0:20:00.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Promise?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.69,0:20:02.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Promise.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.83,0:20:05.00,Default,,0,0,0,,My son is hunting right now with your husband,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.04,0:20:07.24,Default,,0,0,0,,so I know you people have guns.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.55,0:20:14.05,Default,,0,0,0,,What about what we just did makes you think,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.09,0:20:17.60,Default,,0,0,0,,"Yeah, you know what? I wanna do this year after year after year"?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.63,0:20:21.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Was it the lying in the mud part or was it wearing the clothes
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.67,0:20:24.84,Default,,0,0,0,,that smell like menthol cigarettes and body odor?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.88,0:20:26.91,Default,,0,0,0,,'Cause usually it's more fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.95,0:20:29.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Usually Ray comes and gets wasted,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.72,0:20:32.36,Default,,0,0,0,,and spends the whole day singing Carole King ballads.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.93,0:20:34.03,Default,,0,0,0,,David, I...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.06,0:20:36.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Need a towel, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.13,0:20:39.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that a new wig? Because you are reminding me of someone.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.37,0:20:40.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Towel, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.61,0:20:44.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I need my towels. What... Who did this to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.11,0:20:45.78,Default,,0,0,0,,You went to Janine's.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.82,0:20:47.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Jocelyn took me to...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.79,0:20:50.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Jocelyn. You look like Jocelyn.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.49,0:20:52.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Jocelyn. And what's your excuse?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.00,0:20:56.77,Default,,0,0,0,,I shot a bird in the neck today.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.81,0:20:59.75,Default,,0,0,0,,It was an indelible image that I had scarred in my mind
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.78,0:21:02.69,Default,,0,0,0,,until I saw what was happening up there with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.12,0:21:04.52,Default,,0,0,0,,So thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.43,0:21:08.93,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna get your towel.