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Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.77,0:00:09.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Mom, can you come here, please?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.97,0:00:12.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- What?\N- I said, come here, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.98,0:00:14.08,Default,,0,0,0,,You come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.11,0:00:16.21,Default,,0,0,0,,We got a big box sent to us.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.25,0:00:17.75,Default,,0,0,0,,- We did?\N- It's a package.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.78,0:00:19.38,Default,,0,0,0,,- Who's it from?\N- I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.42,0:00:21.58,Default,,0,0,0,,It's for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.55,0:00:23.89,Default,,0,0,0,,"Thinking of you."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.62,0:00:27.76,Default,,0,0,0,,"Dear M, hope this helps,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.79,0:00:31.96,Default,,0,0,0,,"I only wish I could do more, xoxo J.S.P."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.99,0:00:33.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Justine St. Pierre!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.00,0:00:37.47,Default,,0,0,0,,David, one of my dear friends is finally reaching out,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.50,0:00:40.00,Default,,0,0,0,,and you know what, I knew it would be Justine.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.04,0:00:42.54,Default,,0,0,0,,She can be an angry drunk, but we were always close.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.54,0:00:47.71,Default,,0,0,0,,"Congratulations on your Allez Vous starter kit."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.74,0:00:48.91,Default,,0,0,0,,That frigid whore.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.94,0:00:49.98,Default,,0,0,0,,What's Allez Vous?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.01,0:00:51.21,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a scam,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.25,0:00:53.75,Default,,0,0,0,,it's her stupid cosmetics company.\N-
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.78,0:00:56.32,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a pyramid scheme for desperate housewives
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.35,0:00:57.79,Default,,0,0,0,,and struggling actors.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.82,0:00:59.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, how much can we make from this?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.29,0:01:01.86,Default,,0,0,0,,David, it's an insult. We're sending it back.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.89,0:01:03.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, apparently you can win an Audi.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.86,0:01:05.19,Default,,0,0,0,,What color?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.23,0:01:06.76,Default,,0,0,0,,A champagne Audi, look at that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.80,0:01:08.86,Default,,0,0,0,,As if you could ever sell
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.90,0:01:10.77,Default,,0,0,0,,enough of this crap to get a car.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.80,0:01:13.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, Kristi Stubbs and her team out of Montreal
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.17,0:01:14.87,Default,,0,0,0,,have sold enough to get the car, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.90,0:01:17.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't believe everything you read, dear, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.81,0:01:21.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Burn it. Except this mascara.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.55,0:01:32.02,Default,,0,0,0,,So, Ray can't lend me his car today, because he has to drive
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.05,0:01:34.56,Default,,0,0,0,,his 92-year-old mother somewhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.59,0:01:37.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Where does a 92-year-old woman need to go?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.59,0:01:39.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know, John, perhaps the hospital?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.80,0:01:42.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, well, it's just I needed that car
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.43,0:01:44.40,Default,,0,0,0,,to get to my appointment today.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.43,0:01:45.77,Default,,0,0,0,,What appointment?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.80,0:01:48.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you know, the...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.04,0:01:50.64,Default,,0,0,0,,The thing that I had, I had a thing that I...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.67,0:01:52.04,Default,,0,0,0,,What thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.07,0:01:55.44,Default,,0,0,0,,An unemployment thing, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.48,0:01:57.35,Default,,0,0,0,,To get unemployment insurance,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.38,0:01:58.68,Default,,0,0,0,,I have a meeting this afternoon,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.71,0:02:01.62,Default,,0,0,0,,and now I have to grovel to Roland,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.65,0:02:04.02,Default,,0,0,0,,to get his truck, in order to get
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.05,0:02:06.39,Default,,0,0,0,,to Elmdale, to get this money...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.42,0:02:08.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I think you're brave,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.59,0:02:10.19,Default,,0,0,0,,and while I didn't see us
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.23,0:02:11.56,Default,,0,0,0,,living off of food stamps,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.59,0:02:14.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I think there is something very masculine
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.86,0:02:17.53,Default,,0,0,0,,about the way you're taking control of the situation.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.57,0:02:20.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Sweetheart, I'm about to beg for a truck,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.20,0:02:21.94,Default,,0,0,0,,in order to beg for money,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.97,0:02:24.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I think you've gotta raise that masculinity bar just...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.84,0:02:25.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Just a little.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.15,0:02:34.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Roland.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.32,0:02:36.15,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hey, Johnny.\N- Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.19,0:02:38.22,Default,,0,0,0,,- What?\N- Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.25,0:02:39.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Can't hear you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.36,0:02:40.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, turn the motor off.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.52,0:02:42.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't hear you, the motor's on.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.53,0:02:44.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Turn the motor off!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.93,0:02:47.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Turn the motor off, you dumb son of a...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.46,0:02:50.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, what can I do for you,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.97,0:02:52.67,Default,,0,0,0,,you dumb son of a...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.34,0:02:57.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey Roland, I need to borrow your truck.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.01,0:03:00.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I've got a very important appointment today,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.94,0:03:03.21,Default,,0,0,0,,and, I sure could use it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.25,0:03:05.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, of course, Johnny. You know my truck is your truck,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.55,0:03:06.78,Default,,0,0,0,,any time you wanna borrow it,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.82,0:03:08.38,Default,,0,0,0,,it's fine with me. No problem whatsoever.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.42,0:03:09.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that's very nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.85,0:03:12.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, as the owner of the truck,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.05,0:03:13.82,Default,,0,0,0,,would you do me one favor though?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.86,0:03:14.89,Default,,0,0,0,,When you return it,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.92,0:03:16.29,Default,,0,0,0,,can you bring the seats back up?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.33,0:03:17.93,Default,,0,0,0,,- The way I had 'em... I'd appreciate that.\N- I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.96,0:03:19.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.13,0:03:20.33,Default,,0,0,0,,But if you could, I'd appreciate it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.36,0:03:21.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I think I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.50,0:03:22.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's the keys,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.83,0:03:25.10,Default,,0,0,0,,and, also, when you return it,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.13,0:03:26.97,Default,,0,0,0,,if you don't mind just backing it in,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.00,0:03:28.20,Default,,0,0,0,,because in the morning...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.24,0:03:29.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I'll back it in, I'll back it in.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.01,0:03:32.11,Default,,0,0,0,,My neck like that, if you could back it in...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.14,0:03:33.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure, I'll back it in.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.08,0:03:35.98,Default,,0,0,0,,The wiper fluid,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.01,0:03:38.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I had to replace sooner than usual.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.41,0:03:39.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, I'm not asking...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.55,0:03:40.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't touch the wiper fluid.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.65,0:03:42.29,Default,,0,0,0,,- Well, okay, somebody did.\N- I never use it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.32,0:03:45.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, well, I guess your "Imaginary friend" uses wiper fluid, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.59,0:03:47.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know. I'm not asking for payback here,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.29,0:03:48.82,Default,,0,0,0,,but whatever you think is fair would be terrific.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.86,0:03:50.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, I never use it, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.46,0:03:52.63,Default,,0,0,0,,The radio was at a four. I like it at a 10, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.66,0:03:54.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, you know what, I'm gonna walk, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.20,0:03:55.40,Default,,0,0,0,,- Where are you going?\N- I'm gonna walk, Roland.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.43,0:03:56.90,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you mean you're walking?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.93,0:03:58.77,Default,,0,0,0,,- No, no, the truck's right there.\N- I don't need your truck.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.80,0:04:00.54,Default,,0,0,0,,It's gonna be there all day.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.57,0:04:02.67,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm just asking, maybe you could put a little air in the tires
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.71,0:04:03.87,Default,,0,0,0,,from time to time.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.37,0:04:05.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Bonjour.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.61,0:04:08.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Now that you've opened your Allez Vous starter kit,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.08,0:04:10.58,Default,,0,0,0,,let's begin with those essential tips and tricks
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.61,0:04:14.55,Default,,0,0,0,,you'll need to make up to 600,000 dollars a year.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.58,0:04:16.32,Default,,0,0,0,,That's 50,000 a month.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.35,0:04:18.85,Default,,0,0,0,,That's 7,000 dollars a week.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.89,0:04:22.29,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it isn't. She didn't finish high school.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.33,0:04:24.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, you've heard of other get rich quick schemes,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.73,0:04:27.36,Default,,0,0,0,,but this isn't a scheme, it's a system.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.40,0:04:29.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at the work she's had done.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.97,0:04:32.03,Default,,0,0,0,,It's grotesque.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.07,0:04:33.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Go grab a pen and paper,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.20,0:04:34.37,Default,,0,0,0,,because I'm about to share with you
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.40,0:04:36.27,Default,,0,0,0,,some essential tips and tricks
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.31,0:04:39.04,Default,,0,0,0,,to maximize your sales productivity.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.07,0:04:40.94,Default,,0,0,0,,If this seems like a dream come true,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.98,0:04:44.98,Default,,0,0,0,,you need to pay attention to my tips and tricks.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.01,0:04:46.55,Default,,0,0,0,,But the best part is, the products sell themselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.58,0:04:48.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, where are the tips and tricks?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.25,0:04:50.85,Default,,0,0,0,,We've been watching this for five minutes, she's talking in circles.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.89,0:04:52.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Because it's a scam.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.82,0:04:53.89,Default,,0,0,0,,But if your father's willing
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.92,0:04:55.39,Default,,0,0,0,,to go out there and sell his soul, dear,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.42,0:04:57.63,Default,,0,0,0,,the least we can do is try to sell this garbage.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.43,0:05:01.20,Default,,0,0,0,,What's this?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.23,0:05:03.77,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a sunless bronzing.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.80,0:05:06.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, let's sell it. How hard could it be?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.23,0:05:10.87,Default,,0,0,0,,You sell you. You sell you using Allez Vous.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.91,0:05:13.78,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay, we're going to have a luncheon.\N- A luncheon?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.81,0:05:16.55,Default,,0,0,0,,A luncheon for our little townie friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.28,0:05:18.78,Default,,0,0,0,,It's the least we could do.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.69,0:05:25.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Twyla?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.15,0:05:27.32,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hey, what's up?\N- Nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.36,0:05:29.99,Default,,0,0,0,,So, Ted ordered toast,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.03,0:05:32.06,Default,,0,0,0,,not home fries, and he got home fries.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.09,0:05:33.86,Default,,0,0,0,,So, would you just be a peach, and...\N- Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.90,0:05:36.47,Default,,0,0,0,,No, you know what? It's okay. I'm good with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.50,0:05:39.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I like home fries. I'm gonna eat 'em, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.60,0:05:41.67,Default,,0,0,0,,First day of a cleanse, so she's a little...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.77,0:05:44.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, so I can take it back.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.87,0:05:45.97,Default,,0,0,0,,That'd actually be great,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.01,0:05:47.18,Default,,0,0,0,,- if you wouldn't...\N- No. No, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.21,0:05:50.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Lex, if you'll just let me eat my breakfast here.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.05,0:05:51.38,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not like there's broken glass in it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.41,0:05:52.85,Default,,0,0,0,,There's broken glass?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.88,0:05:54.32,Default,,0,0,0,,No, there is not broken glass in it,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.35,0:05:57.55,Default,,0,0,0,,just a lot of great flavors that I can't wait to taste.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.55,0:05:59.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Great.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.72,0:06:01.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.86,0:06:05.19,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm just trying to help you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.23,0:06:07.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, if you wanna help, eat something.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.20,0:06:11.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I do not like what this cleanse is doing to your brain.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.17,0:06:13.67,Default,,0,0,0,,You're being very rude.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.70,0:06:16.07,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry for yelling.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.38,0:06:29.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Ain't she a beaut?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.12,0:06:32.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Boy, is she ever, Bob. You know, I...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.12,0:06:33.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I woke up this morning, I said to myself,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.99,0:06:35.92,Default,,0,0,0,,"Johnny, you've gotta buy yourself a car."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.96,0:06:38.09,Default,,0,0,0,,You may have a business meeting in Elmdale
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.13,0:06:39.63,Default,,0,0,0,,one day and you're gonna be in trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.66,0:06:40.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I wouldn't have thought
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.86,0:06:42.13,Default,,0,0,0,,this was your cup of tea.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.16,0:06:45.83,Default,,0,0,0,,This is exactly what I was looking for.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.87,0:06:47.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I'd love to,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.64,0:06:49.71,Default,,0,0,0,,take this baby out for a test drive.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.74,0:06:52.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah? I've got the keys, let's take her for a spin.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.54,0:06:55.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Not with you, Bob, I don't wanna bother you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.68,0:06:57.31,Default,,0,0,0,,It's no bother.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.35,0:06:59.65,Default,,0,0,0,,I would just love to take this out myself, Bob,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.68,0:07:02.18,Default,,0,0,0,,you know, a little peccadillo of mine when I'm buying a car.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.22,0:07:05.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I like to experience the car one-on-one,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.32,0:07:08.09,Default,,0,0,0,,just me and the machine, you know what I mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.12,0:07:10.09,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.13,0:07:11.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I just wanna take it out
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.49,0:07:13.00,Default,,0,0,0,,for a test drive, Bob, just for a spin.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.03,0:07:15.26,Default,,0,0,0,,So, once around the block?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.30,0:07:16.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, once around the block,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.90,0:07:19.20,Default,,0,0,0,,you know, maybe around the corner, up the road a bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.23,0:07:20.64,Default,,0,0,0,,What road?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.67,0:07:22.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, this road, I'll take it up this road.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.94,0:07:24.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, but, no lefts, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.84,0:07:26.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Because they lead to the highway,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.37,0:07:29.58,Default,,0,0,0,,and I really don't want her on the highway.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.05,0:07:33.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Why would I take it on the highway?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.52,0:07:37.69,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Driving down that highway of life
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.72,0:07:41.29,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Feelin' fine and feelin' sunny
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.32,0:07:44.56,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Going to pick me up some money ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.96,0:07:48.53,Default,,0,0,0,,You do know that just staring at the fence
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.56,0:07:49.97,Default,,0,0,0,,isn't gonna help me fix it, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.70,0:07:52.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.00,0:07:56.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm just thinking about Ted, and how nice he is
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.57,0:07:59.07,Default,,0,0,0,,and generous... Like, almost too generous.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.11,0:08:01.58,Default,,0,0,0,,And I just wanna grab him by the sweater sometime,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.61,0:08:05.28,Default,,0,0,0,,and be like, "Stop being so generous and nice."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.31,0:08:06.65,Default,,0,0,0,,He always has been.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.68,0:08:08.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel bad thinking about all those times
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.35,0:08:09.85,Default,,0,0,0,,I pinned him against a locker.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.89,0:08:13.52,Default,,0,0,0,,You pinned somebody against a locker?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.56,0:08:16.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I was a different person then,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.26,0:08:18.99,Default,,0,0,0,,a lot changed since after high school.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.03,0:08:21.93,Default,,0,0,0,,So what did he do to make you such a teenage cliche?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.96,0:08:23.77,Default,,0,0,0,,He always said "hi" when he passed me in the halls
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.80,0:08:25.20,Default,,0,0,0,,and for some reason, it bugged me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.50,0:08:27.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I can see that.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.60,0:08:30.27,Default,,0,0,0,,So, he's bugging you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.31,0:08:31.44,Default,,0,0,0,,What? No. My God, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.47,0:08:32.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.71,0:08:35.58,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I'm just saying, generally speaking,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.61,0:08:36.85,Default,,0,0,0,,when you order breakfast
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.88,0:08:38.68,Default,,0,0,0,,and they give you the wrong order,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.71,0:08:41.38,Default,,0,0,0,,send it back and get the right order.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.42,0:08:43.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I never return food. I think that's so rude.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.03,0:08:53.06,Default,,0,0,0,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.10,0:08:55.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Son of a bum!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.83,0:08:58.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Son of a bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.24,0:09:06.17,Default,,0,0,0,,What the hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.79,0:09:26.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, the good news is
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.96,0:09:28.50,Default,,0,0,0,,all you need is a new fan belt,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.53,0:09:30.77,Default,,0,0,0,,- and then you'll be right back on the road.\N- Good, good.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.80,0:09:32.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it was important
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.43,0:09:33.77,Default,,0,0,0,,I get to Elmdale today, Roland.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.80,0:09:35.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I appreciate you helping me out.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.90,0:09:37.57,Default,,0,0,0,,It's no problem, Johnny.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.61,0:09:40.88,Default,,0,0,0,,So, where in Elmdale am I taking you?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.91,0:09:42.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Just the, general
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.54,0:09:45.61,Default,,0,0,0,,downtown area will be fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.65,0:09:47.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, don't wanna tell me
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.25,0:09:48.95,Default,,0,0,0,,where we're going. Interesting.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.98,0:09:51.19,Default,,0,0,0,,It's, just a business meeting,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.22,0:09:52.76,Default,,0,0,0,,just I've gotta meet a guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.79,0:09:53.99,Default,,0,0,0,,What guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.02,0:09:56.36,Default,,0,0,0,,A financial guy, it's a financial matter.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.39,0:09:57.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, Johnny, it's gonna be awfully hard for me
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.76,0:09:58.83,Default,,0,0,0,,to get you to this meeting
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.86,0:10:00.20,Default,,0,0,0,,if I don't know where we're going.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.23,0:10:01.93,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, why is this such a big secret?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.96,0:10:04.10,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not a big secret. It's not a big secret, Roland,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.13,0:10:06.13,Default,,0,0,0,,and you're only doing 25, if we could pick it up...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.17,0:10:07.84,Default,,0,0,0,,My God, now you're in such a hurry.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.87,0:10:09.74,Default,,0,0,0,,What's the big rush here? I don't get that, either.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.77,0:10:11.51,Default,,0,0,0,,The office closes at 4:00, that's all.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.54,0:10:12.64,Default,,0,0,0,,What office are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.68,0:10:13.91,Default,,0,0,0,,The financial guy that...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.94,0:10:15.51,Default,,0,0,0,,What financial guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.54,0:10:18.05,Default,,0,0,0,,- The guy I'm doing business with, I told you.\N- Where are we going?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.08,0:10:19.58,Default,,0,0,0,,The unemployment office!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.92,0:10:21.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.78,0:10:23.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm applying for unemployment.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.42,0:10:25.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Pfft.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.65,0:10:27.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Jeez, pal, your business is your business.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.66,0:10:29.19,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know why you're telling me.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.66,0:10:34.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, good afternoon.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.73,0:10:37.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone have a full glass, I hope?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.10,0:10:39.03,Default,,0,0,0,,We've wanted to have you all here for ages.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.07,0:10:41.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You've all so graciously welcomed us
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.24,0:10:44.01,Default,,0,0,0,,into your heavenly hamlet.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.04,0:10:47.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, if you'll be so good as to follow me,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.18,0:10:50.38,Default,,0,0,0,,David is setting out some hors d'oeuvres in our adjoining suite.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.31,0:10:52.58,Default,,0,0,0,,David, we have guests.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.85,0:10:55.25,Default,,0,0,0,,You were supposed to have cleaned up
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.28,0:10:56.79,Default,,0,0,0,,all these quality products.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.82,0:10:58.55,Default,,0,0,0,,I must've lost track of time.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.59,0:11:00.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Now the seating areas are covered
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.49,0:11:02.16,Default,,0,0,0,,in Allez Vous cosmetics.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.19,0:11:03.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I know, I just didn't want to put
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.79,0:11:05.33,Default,,0,0,0,,such high quality paraben
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.36,0:11:07.46,Default,,0,0,0,,and PABA-free product on the floor.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.13,0:11:10.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on in.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.30,0:11:15.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, well everything's going super well, I can see, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.07,0:11:17.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, no, come on, we've gotta stay for a bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.11,0:11:19.34,Default,,0,0,0,,No, we've made our appearance and now we can go.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.37,0:11:21.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Your mom asked me to come.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.44,0:11:23.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, she asked everybody to come.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.41,0:11:25.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Can you not just say "no" for one time, Ted?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.98,0:11:30.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Jocelyn, you can hold this lip plumper.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.35,0:11:33.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Ronnie, this is a mineral moisturizer.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.46,0:11:35.42,Default,,0,0,0,,You could keep it on your lap, or sample it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.46,0:11:37.96,Default,,0,0,0,,David, now is not the time to discuss
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.99,0:11:40.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Allez Vous' preferred customer discounts.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.50,0:11:45.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Actually, I think, I'm going to be getting lunch elsewhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.17,0:11:46.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Can I come with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.60,0:11:47.90,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't think so.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.94,0:11:49.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Now you get all decisive-y?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.81,0:11:53.01,Default,,0,0,0,,I was just so excited about Allez Vous'
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.04,0:11:54.91,Default,,0,0,0,,exclusive anti-aging formula,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.94,0:11:57.31,Default,,0,0,0,,and rejuvenation serums.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.35,0:11:59.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Alexis, you'd like this product.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.31,0:12:01.75,Default,,0,0,0,,It's all about aging and dry skin.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.78,0:12:03.59,Default,,0,0,0,,My God, ew, David.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.62,0:12:05.39,Default,,0,0,0,,David, I know you're excited
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.42,0:12:06.82,Default,,0,0,0,,to be part of the fastest growing
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.86,0:12:08.96,Default,,0,0,0,,multilevel marketing community
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.99,0:12:12.26,Default,,0,0,0,,on the continent, but honestly.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.29,0:12:14.46,Default,,0,0,0,,There's something wrong with your face.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.50,0:12:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,With my face?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.73,0:12:18.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, if any of you do happen to have
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.23,0:12:19.90,Default,,0,0,0,,questions about the products,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.94,0:12:24.17,Default,,0,0,0,,or how to make up to 600,000 dollars a year,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.21,0:12:26.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I suppose I'd be willing to share with you what I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.72,0:12:36.45,Default,,0,0,0,,In the meantime, please, eat, drink.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.29,0:12:39.12,Default,,0,0,0,,To your possible beauty.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.86,0:12:43.19,Default,,0,0,0,,How can I help you today, sir?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.23,0:12:44.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, Johnny Rose,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.33,0:12:45.93,Default,,0,0,0,,I have an appointment to get some money.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.90,0:12:47.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Get some money?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.00,0:12:50.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I need a check, preferably today.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.63,0:12:52.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Ideally in the next few minutes
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.13,0:12:53.70,Default,,0,0,0,,'cause I have somebody waiting in the car.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.67,0:12:57.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, we don't just give out money.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.91,0:12:59.34,Default,,0,0,0,,First, we need some information.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.37,0:13:01.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, sure, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.34,0:13:03.01,Default,,0,0,0,,- Your name?\N- Johnny Rose.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.21,0:13:06.65,Default,,0,0,0,,- Last employer?\N- Johnny Rose.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.68,0:13:08.75,Default,,0,0,0,,And how long did you work for yourself?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.78,0:13:10.19,Default,,0,0,0,,All my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.49,0:13:13.79,Default,,0,0,0,,And your reason for being out of work?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.82,0:13:15.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I sold my business
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.19,0:13:17.16,Default,,0,0,0,,and I got screwed by my business manager.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.16,0:13:20.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you pay into unemployment insurance?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.40,0:13:23.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know. Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.43,0:13:26.13,Default,,0,0,0,,It never came across my desk, I...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.17,0:13:29.07,Default,,0,0,0,,We can't give you money
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.10,0:13:30.81,Default,,0,0,0,,unless you contributed to the program.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.37,0:13:33.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't think you're understanding.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.61,0:13:36.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I employed people, hundreds of people.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.45,0:13:39.61,Default,,0,0,0,,You see, and now I'm unemployed.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.65,0:13:42.92,Default,,0,0,0,,But that doesn't mean you qualify for unemployment.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.95,0:13:44.05,Default,,0,0,0,,I lost my job.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.09,0:13:45.29,Default,,0,0,0,,You lost your business.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.32,0:13:47.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, let me walk you through this.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.92,0:13:50.16,Default,,0,0,0,,You see, I need money
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.19,0:13:51.53,Default,,0,0,0,,to get back on my feet
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.56,0:13:53.60,Default,,0,0,0,,so I can employ more people,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.63,0:13:54.70,Default,,0,0,0,,that might actually end up
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.73,0:13:56.13,Default,,0,0,0,,saving you money in the long run.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.16,0:13:57.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, am I the only one who understands
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.67,0:13:59.07,Default,,0,0,0,,how an economy works around here?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.10,0:14:01.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me walk you through this, Mr. Rose.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.87,0:14:03.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Unless you can prove that you contributed,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.77,0:14:05.01,Default,,0,0,0,,you don't qualify.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.04,0:14:06.37,Default,,0,0,0,,If you were laid off, or fired,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.41,0:14:07.71,Default,,0,0,0,,or could show that you were out looking for work,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.74,0:14:09.08,Default,,0,0,0,,that would be a different story.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.11,0:14:11.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd like to talk to your supervisor, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.51,0:14:12.78,Default,,0,0,0,,I am the supervisor.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.78,0:14:16.25,Default,,0,0,0,,And, may I say, doing...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.28,0:14:17.95,Default,,0,0,0,,a fantastic job.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.09,0:14:21.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Who's interested?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.29,0:14:26.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it doesn't look like anybody's really interested.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.86,0:14:29.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Get out.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.10,0:14:34.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I know someone here wants in on this exclusive opportunity.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.24,0:14:35.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Moira, honey,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.40,0:14:37.84,Default,,0,0,0,,that champagne Audi is really hard to get.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.87,0:14:39.41,Default,,0,0,0,,- Excuse me?\N- Take it from me.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.44,0:14:41.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Roland and I have been Allez Vous reps for two years
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.91,0:14:43.78,Default,,0,0,0,,and we're still driving that old truck.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.18,0:14:46.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, you're...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.02,0:14:48.72,Default,,0,0,0,,You're an Allez Vous consultant?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.75,0:14:52.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm actually an executive area manager.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.32,0:14:54.02,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a district manager.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.06,0:14:56.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm an executive district manager.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.49,0:14:58.49,Default,,0,0,0,,- I gave up.\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.53,0:15:00.10,Default,,0,0,0,,The Allez Vous craze
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.13,0:15:01.40,Default,,0,0,0,,hit the town a couple years ago,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.43,0:15:03.17,Default,,0,0,0,,and you should've seen us.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.20,0:15:05.03,Default,,0,0,0,,In two weeks we had sold everything
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.07,0:15:07.14,Default,,0,0,0,,to the other half of town, and vice versa.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.17,0:15:09.30,Default,,0,0,0,,That's... That's funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.34,0:15:11.11,Default,,0,0,0,,It became a bit incestuous, yeah,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.14,0:15:12.81,Default,,0,0,0,,very small sales pool.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.84,0:15:15.94,Default,,0,0,0,,It became literally impossible to climb the ladder.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.74,0:15:18.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Anywho, good luck.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.92,0:15:26.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Somehow, we got off on the wrong foot, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.96,0:15:30.23,Default,,0,0,0,,So if I in any way gave you the impression that...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.26,0:15:31.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I am locking up now, Mr. Rose.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.79,0:15:33.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Johnny, how long is this gonna take?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.20,0:15:34.76,Default,,0,0,0,,'Cause I got a couple...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.03,0:15:37.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Roland?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.60,0:15:41.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, Marnie, hello. How are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.64,0:15:43.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Haven't seen you in a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.24,0:15:45.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, it has been a while, hasn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.11,0:15:50.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Marnie and I were... How shall I say it?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.45,0:15:53.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Close friends in high school.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.48,0:15:54.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't that right, Marnie?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.62,0:15:55.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, that's enough of that.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.95,0:15:58.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Marnie likes the bad boys.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.69,0:16:00.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Roland.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.19,0:16:01.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you taking care of my bad boy over there?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.62,0:16:03.09,Default,,0,0,0,,No, she's being quite obstinate
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.13,0:16:04.36,Default,,0,0,0,,about this whole situation.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.39,0:16:06.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm getting nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.29,0:16:07.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, unfortunately, Mr. Rose
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.70,0:16:09.26,Default,,0,0,0,,doesn't qualify for unemployment
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.30,0:16:11.10,Default,,0,0,0,,because he's never had a job.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.13,0:16:12.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, didn't he tell you
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.37,0:16:13.77,Default,,0,0,0,,about the job he was doing for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.24,0:16:15.40,Default,,0,0,0,,No, what job?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.44,0:16:17.77,Default,,0,0,0,,You didn't tell her?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.81,0:16:20.91,Default,,0,0,0,,No, not specifically, I...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.94,0:16:22.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that's important information, Mr. Rose.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.94,0:16:25.11,Default,,0,0,0,,You working for Roland makes you an employee.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.15,0:16:26.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.12,0:16:28.35,Default,,0,0,0,,I forgot.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.38,0:16:29.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, what were your duties?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.62,0:16:33.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I was in more of a, consulting position.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.29,0:16:35.59,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.62,0:16:37.19,Default,,0,0,0,,It was not a consulting position,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.23,0:16:38.39,Default,,0,0,0,,he was my assistant.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.43,0:16:39.93,Default,,0,0,0,,He was like my little guy Friday.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.96,0:16:41.03,Default,,0,0,0,,He would fetch things for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.06,0:16:43.47,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd tell him where to go and he'd go running off
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.50,0:16:44.93,Default,,0,0,0,,and fetching things for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.97,0:16:46.43,Default,,0,0,0,,What were some of the things you fetched?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.47,0:16:48.04,Default,,0,0,0,,- You fetched like...\N- Coffee.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.07,0:16:50.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Coffee, you'd get that, and, I get his coffee.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.27,0:16:52.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- Sometimes you'd have to...\N- Get a hanky?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.27,0:16:53.74,Default,,0,0,0,,No, you'd pick up...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.78,0:16:55.21,Default,,0,0,0,,His dry-cleaning.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.24,0:16:56.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, you had to do that and then...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.84,0:16:58.71,Default,,0,0,0,,How about these guys down there, those are boots.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.75,0:16:59.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Nothing with the boots.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.98,0:17:01.18,Default,,0,0,0,,There was something with the boots.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.22,0:17:02.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Polish them every once in a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.88,0:17:04.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Every now and then, he had to do that, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.45,0:17:05.85,Default,,0,0,0,,He was a hell of a worker
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.89,0:17:07.59,Default,,0,0,0,,and I really, really needed him,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.62,0:17:09.72,Default,,0,0,0,,because you know how busy...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.83,0:17:11.89,Default,,0,0,0,,I can get.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.96,0:17:14.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.76,0:17:19.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, unfortunately I had to can his ass though,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.63,0:17:22.87,Default,,0,0,0,,because of that whole "cut the gravy" thing, so.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.34,0:17:25.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Well...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.84,0:17:27.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I think we can make this work.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.12,0:17:37.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, I come in peace.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.25,0:17:39.39,Default,,0,0,0,,What's this?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.42,0:17:41.59,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know, it's, a pre-shave
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.62,0:17:43.19,Default,,0,0,0,,follicle mask or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.23,0:17:46.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I took it from the, pile of product that nobody bought.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.56,0:17:49.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Sweet gesture.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.87,0:17:55.77,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry for being rude.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.80,0:17:57.41,Default,,0,0,0,,You have to understand that
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.44,0:17:59.37,Default,,0,0,0,,you're the first nice guy that I've dated.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.41,0:18:02.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Lex, I am not always nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.08,0:18:04.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I just really want my family to like you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.11,0:18:06.18,Default,,0,0,0,,- They don't like me?\N- No, they do.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.21,0:18:08.62,Default,,0,0,0,,They do. They've just always seen nice as a sign of weakness,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.65,0:18:09.95,Default,,0,0,0,,they take advantage of nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.98,0:18:13.49,Default,,0,0,0,,No, nice does not always mean weak, it's...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.92,0:18:15.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.59,0:18:17.06,Default,,0,0,0,,So, get mad then.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.03,0:18:19.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Say something super mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.76,0:18:23.93,Default,,0,0,0,,What, I can't just turn it on in an instant, like you can.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.97,0:18:26.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, well...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.53,0:18:28.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Consider it a kind of role play then,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.97,0:18:30.51,Default,,0,0,0,,and just let it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.11,0:18:34.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.28,0:18:37.18,Default,,0,0,0,,I find your brother can be
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.21,0:18:39.65,Default,,0,0,0,,a little pretentious sometimes.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.68,0:18:42.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, yes. He is so pretentious, and it is so gross.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.98,0:18:44.49,Default,,0,0,0,,This is good, keep going.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.52,0:18:45.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, and your mother...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.62,0:18:49.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Seems to be a little uninformed at times.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.32,0:18:52.19,Default,,0,0,0,,She's uninformed most of the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.23,0:18:54.80,Default,,0,0,0,,This is great, this is really good. Keep going.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.83,0:18:56.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, and you, what about you?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.60,0:18:57.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you just going to sit around all day,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.83,0:18:59.10,Default,,0,0,0,,while I work and buy you dinners?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.13,0:19:00.80,Default,,0,0,0,,You've gotta go out there and get a job...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.40,0:19:03.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Too far. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.21,0:19:05.14,Default,,0,0,0,,That's too far.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.17,0:19:07.58,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, and there we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.61,0:19:08.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Boy, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.88,0:19:10.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.28,0:19:13.85,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, Roland. I owe you big.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.45,0:19:16.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, one day,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.48,0:19:18.45,Default,,0,0,0,,and that day may never come,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.49,0:19:20.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I may call upon you to perform a function.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.79,0:19:23.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Marlon Brando.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.36,0:19:24.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, but from what movie?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.66,0:19:27.30,Default,,0,0,0,,The Godfather.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.33,0:19:29.46,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it's the one where he's the big mafia guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.10,0:19:31.33,Default,,0,0,0,,The Godfather.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.37,0:19:32.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold on a second, I'll think of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.24,0:19:35.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, I appreciate
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.64,0:19:37.24,Default,,0,0,0,,what you've done, Roland, I really do, I'm...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.27,0:19:39.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't you worry about it, Johnny, I'm happy to do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.81,0:19:42.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't you just get me, a little wiper fluid,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.28,0:19:43.98,Default,,0,0,0,,and we'll call it even, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.01,0:19:45.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, wiper fluid, you got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.21,0:19:47.22,Default,,0,0,0,,And also maybe a Kleenex caddy?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.25,0:19:48.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I've always wanted one of those.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.98,0:19:50.35,Default,,0,0,0,,That's funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.39,0:19:51.99,Default,,0,0,0,,It is, but I'm not joking.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.02,0:19:55.66,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, one Kleenex caddy, and wiper fluid.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.20,0:20:08.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Roland, you screwed it up!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.27,0:20:11.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Roland!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.94,0:20:14.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Roland!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.51,0:20:18.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Son of a bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.15,0:20:22.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Johnny,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.52,0:20:24.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I told you not to take her on the highway.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.52,0:20:25.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I'm sorry, Bob,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.79,0:20:27.39,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess I, took one of those
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.42,0:20:29.56,Default,,0,0,0,,left turns, and, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.59,0:20:31.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, well, let's get her hooked up,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.76,0:20:33.60,Default,,0,0,0,,get you back to the garage,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.63,0:20:35.26,Default,,0,0,0,,and we'll start on the paperwork.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.70,0:20:37.83,Default,,0,0,0,,What paperwork?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.87,0:20:40.54,Default,,0,0,0,,It's all filled in, you just have to sign it,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.57,0:20:42.57,Default,,0,0,0,,and she's all yours.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.61,0:20:45.17,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not buying this car.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.21,0:20:46.67,Default,,0,0,0,,You change your mind?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.71,0:20:49.98,Default,,0,0,0,,It broke, twice. It's a broken car.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.01,0:20:51.71,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll play a little hardball, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.75,0:20:54.15,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll knock 20 bucks off.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.18,0:20:56.48,Default,,0,0,0,,You couldn't get 20 bucks for scrap.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.65,0:20:59.72,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, 30 bucks.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.75,0:21:01.09,Default,,0,0,0,,How about zero bucks?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.12,0:21:03.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I wouldn't give you a dime for this.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.09,0:21:05.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Johnny, you're killing me here.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.09,0:21:06.56,Default,,0,0,0,,- Fifty bucks.\N- You know what, Bob,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.59,0:21:08.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm walking. I'm walking.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.63,0:21:12.67,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll throw in a couple of floor mats,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.70,0:21:14.10,Default,,0,0,0,,but that's my final offer.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.14,0:21:15.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Walking.