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Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.95,0:00:09.48,Default,,0,0,0,,This was a good choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.85,0:00:11.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.45,0:00:13.12,Default,,0,0,0,,We make good choices.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.16,0:00:15.16,Default,,0,0,0,,This was a really healthy choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.60,0:00:19.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'm gonna go to work now.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.47,0:00:21.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.47,0:00:24.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Which is where I should've been
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.35,0:00:28.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Stevie?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.36,0:00:30.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Stevie!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.16,0:00:34.93,Default,,0,0,0,,- What?\N- It's your dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.97,0:00:36.30,Default,,0,0,0,,He saw me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.94,0:00:38.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Fuck!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.07,0:00:40.91,Default,,0,0,0,,It's the towels again, we need towels!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.95,0:00:43.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Your dad can't know about this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.85,0:00:47.16,Default,,0,0,0,,It's humiliating for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.19,0:00:50.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Stevie, is this where you keep the towels?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.00,0:00:52.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.67,0:00:54.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Here you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.67,0:00:57.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, this is a face cloth, and a bath mat.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.05,0:01:02.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I will get you some towels and I will bring
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.66,0:01:05.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd love to take them with me,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.53,0:01:06.73,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.76,0:01:08.47,Default,,0,0,0,,I will deliver them to your room.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.10,0:01:10.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Stevie.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.77,0:01:12.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Is everything okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.64,0:01:15.41,Default,,0,0,0,,- Stevie.\N- Yes, I'm just a little
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.45,0:01:17.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Is anyone in there?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.89,0:01:20.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you in danger? Blink, if you're in danger.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.96,0:01:22.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Stevie.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.33,0:01:24.70,Default,,0,0,0,,That's really not necessary.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.73,0:01:28.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, well, I'm going back
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.11,0:01:29.51,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'm gonna call the police.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.54,0:01:31.31,Default,,0,0,0,,No, Mr. Rose, please don't call the police.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.35,0:01:34.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad, please, just take the towels and go!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.27,0:01:42.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.84,0:01:45.01,Default,,0,0,0,,I've got everything I need.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.14,0:01:47.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Good seeing you both.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.40,0:01:59.97,Default,,0,0,0,,What happened with...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.00,0:02:01.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.51,0:02:03.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- What...\N- You said...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.28,0:02:04.35,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay. What happened...\N- Something...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.38,0:02:05.88,Default,,0,0,0,,You slept with Stevie.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.92,0:02:08.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I... What, did Dad tell the whole motel?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.49,0:02:10.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, no, but I heard through the wall,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.03,0:02:13.80,Default,,0,0,0,,'cause he was doing his high-pitched voice.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.83,0:02:16.54,Default,,0,0,0,,So, was it cute for you, or what?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.57,0:02:19.68,Default,,0,0,0,,It was fine. It was... It was weird. It was good.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.71,0:02:20.78,Default,,0,0,0,,- Love that.\N- It was good but weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.81,0:02:22.05,Default,,0,0,0,,I love that!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.08,0:02:24.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, so I have to tell you this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.52,0:02:28.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Ted wants to meet my friends,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.00,0:02:31.57,Default,,0,0,0,,so I think it's getting kind of serious.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.60,0:02:32.80,Default,,0,0,0,,It's been two weeks.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.84,0:02:34.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.84,0:02:36.74,Default,,0,0,0,,What's your point, David?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.38,0:02:39.42,Default,,0,0,0,,So, anyway,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.45,0:02:41.75,Default,,0,0,0,,we're throwing a party at his place tonight,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.79,0:02:44.03,Default,,0,0,0,,so I would say be there around, like, 7:00.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.06,0:02:46.50,Default,,0,0,0,,That's presumptuous. What if I have plans?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.53,0:02:50.10,Default,,0,0,0,,- That's so cute. Bring Stevie.\N- No, I'm not bringing Stevie.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.14,0:02:52.78,Default,,0,0,0,,-I'm gonna let the dust settle on that...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.81,0:02:55.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Ted's already getting groceries,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.28,0:02:57.18,Default,,0,0,0,,I already invited her.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.22,0:02:59.82,Default,,0,0,0,,So, it's gonna be fun! David! It's gonna
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.86,0:03:01.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Children, children.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.96,0:03:04.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Your father and I have something to discuss.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.20,0:03:05.47,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm really busy right now, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.50,0:03:07.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't right now, I don't have time.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.24,0:03:10.28,Default,,0,0,0,,We understand you have found some local friends
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.31,0:03:12.88,Default,,0,0,0,,with whom to spend time with.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.92,0:03:15.05,Default,,0,0,0,,- My God.\N- Okay, I can't deal
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.09,0:03:17.22,Default,,0,0,0,,- And that's fine!\N- But
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.26,0:03:21.10,Default,,0,0,0,,we do have to be careful with our hearts
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.13,0:03:24.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Because a podunk baby out of wedlock
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.77,0:03:27.31,Default,,0,0,0,,-is not something your father and I can afford
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.34,0:03:29.68,Default,,0,0,0,,to negotiate at this moment.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.72,0:03:33.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that's crazy, because all I want
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.56,0:03:35.43,Default,,0,0,0,,is some podunk baby out of wedlock!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.46,0:03:36.83,Default,,0,0,0,,So...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.86,0:03:38.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, hi. Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.73,0:03:41.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't wanna sound negative about this at all,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.37,0:03:44.75,Default,,0,0,0,,but I think that you two really, actually
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.78,0:03:46.38,Default,,0,0,0,,the idea of,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.18,0:03:48.35,Default,,0,0,0,,getting a life.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.39,0:03:51.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Alexis, I would not concern yourself
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.49,0:03:54.10,Default,,0,0,0,,because we have a flourishing
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.13,0:03:57.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Walking over to the cafe and ordering a tuna melt
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.44,0:03:59.98,Default,,0,0,0,,is hardly what I would call a "flourishing social life."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.01,0:04:02.15,Default,,0,0,0,,- That's funny.\N- That's funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.18,0:04:05.96,Default,,0,0,0,,You're just... It's just that you're so involved
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.99,0:04:09.23,Default,,0,0,0,,and that was fine when we were child actors
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.26,0:04:11.40,Default,,0,0,0,,But now David and I are grown-up adults,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.43,0:04:14.04,Default,,0,0,0,,and we're just feeling very like...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.07,0:04:15.44,Default,,0,0,0,,- Suffocated.\N- Suffocated.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.47,0:04:16.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wait, stop!\N- Suffocated?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.88,0:04:18.75,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah.\N- Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.78,0:04:21.79,Default,,0,0,0,,We came in here to speak about you two.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.82,0:04:24.02,Default,,0,0,0,,What could you possibly have to say now?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.36,0:04:28.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, now I don't remember.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.67,0:04:30.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I don't remember.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.07,0:04:32.34,Default,,0,0,0,,My God! Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.42,0:04:38.29,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, the more I think about it,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.32,0:04:40.86,Default,,0,0,0,,the more I wonder whether David's whole
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.89,0:04:43.83,Default,,0,0,0,,sexually adventurous thing was just a phase.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.86,0:04:45.03,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not a phase.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.07,0:04:47.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you know, he was very influenced
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.01,0:04:49.24,Default,,0,0,0,,all those haircuts.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.28,0:04:50.81,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not a phase, John.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.51,0:04:52.65,Default,,0,0,0,,The kids are right,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.68,0:04:55.69,Default,,0,0,0,,-we've been talking about them far more than I care to.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.72,0:04:58.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Something about that top that just
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.16,0:04:59.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, how you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.63,0:05:04.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- Jocelyn, hi!\N- Hi, Moira.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.27,0:05:05.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't you join us?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.51,0:05:06.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Moira, what're you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.74,0:05:08.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Attempting to be social, support me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.01,0:05:10.92,Default,,0,0,0,,- Won't you, please?\N- Hey, sure!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.95,0:05:12.29,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hi!\N- Of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.99,0:05:15.06,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hello!\N- Well!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.09,0:05:16.63,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hello.\N- Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.66,0:05:19.47,Default,,0,0,0,,- Good to see you!\N- Look at us,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.50,0:05:20.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.91,0:05:23.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Jonathan and I were just saying,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.68,0:05:26.25,Default,,0,0,0,,wouldn't it be fun to have the mayor
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.28,0:05:29.39,Default,,0,0,0,,for cocktails and charades tonight!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.42,0:05:32.09,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes, tonight.\N- Jeez.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.13,0:05:34.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, no, unfortunately that's not gonna work for us.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.80,0:05:37.24,Default,,0,0,0,,We're having a huge party tonight
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.27,0:05:38.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Ton of people coming to our house.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.74,0:05:40.78,Default,,0,0,0,,- Whoo!\N- Ooh, yeah, big.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.81,0:05:43.82,Default,,0,0,0,,But we're free any other night other than tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.64,0:05:58.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.38,0:06:00.68,Default,,0,0,0,,So...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.82,0:06:04.02,Default,,0,0,0,,So the other... So, last night...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.63,0:06:07.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- That was just a...\N- Was a one-time thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.40,0:06:09.27,Default,,0,0,0,,That was a one time...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.30,0:06:10.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Just a blip...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.50,0:06:12.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Just a blip. Blop. Just a...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.78,0:06:18.19,Default,,0,0,0,,My sister said that she...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.22,0:06:19.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, she asked you to Ted's.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.66,0:06:21.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah.\N- Yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.63,0:06:24.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, well, I'm gonna leave from here.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.06,0:06:26.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Should I just come by your place and get you
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.74,0:06:28.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. We can go together, 'cause that's...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.44,0:06:30.91,Default,,0,0,0,,That's like a totally normal thing for us to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.95,0:06:34.18,Default,,0,0,0,,- Why would it not be?\N- No, it's fine! I mean...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.22,0:06:36.09,Default,,0,0,0,,So...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.12,0:06:37.16,Default,,0,0,0,,So, cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.19,0:06:38.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, no, this is a good thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.79,0:06:40.60,Default,,0,0,0,,So I'll just...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.63,0:06:42.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll see you when you swing by.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.40,0:06:43.64,Default,,0,0,0,,- So...\N- Yeah, I'll be...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.67,0:06:46.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Blippity blop. Blippity blip.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.22,0:06:51.85,Default,,0,0,0,,You're quiet today.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.96,0:06:54.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Am I?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.96,0:06:56.56,Default,,0,0,0,,It's just that you're not talking,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.60,0:06:59.50,Default,,0,0,0,,and it's annoying, because I'm bored.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.54,0:07:02.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Can't we just think and work, or do we always have to talk?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.74,0:07:06.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, you're being super sketchy and emo
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.28,0:07:09.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you ever been in a relationship where you
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.15,0:07:11.43,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes.\N- With someone
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.46,0:07:12.96,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.17,0:07:17.10,Default,,0,0,0,,You know that if it's in your dreams,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.14,0:07:20.14,Default,,0,0,0,,or over the clothes, it's not cheating, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.48,0:07:23.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, well, it's been happening a lot lately,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.72,0:07:25.89,Default,,0,0,0,,and then I look over and I see Twyla,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.92,0:07:26.99,Default,,0,0,0,,and I feel bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.02,0:07:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Also, Ted is throwing a party tonight,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.36,0:07:33.00,Default,,0,0,0,,maybe that's something exciting for you two
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.57,0:07:37.08,Default,,0,0,0,,That's probably not such a good idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.53,0:07:52.87,Default,,0,0,0,,-I'm sorry, what kind of event are you hosting this evening?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.91,0:07:54.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Event.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.34,0:07:57.72,Default,,0,0,0,,It's more of a soiree.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.75,0:08:01.29,Default,,0,0,0,,He's just teasing, it's our annual
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.33,0:08:04.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Pineapples, pig on the spit, the whole nine yards.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.73,0:08:06.90,Default,,0,0,0,,You, roast pigs?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.94,0:08:08.07,Default,,0,0,0,,- We do!\N- Sure do.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.11,0:08:11.61,Default,,0,0,0,,-We have a big one hanging in the garage.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.65,0:08:14.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, it sounds like...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.15,0:08:16.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Quite the evening.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.19,0:08:19.70,Default,,0,0,0,,So whose pig do we have to slaughter
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.80,0:08:23.47,Default,,0,0,0,,My goodness, well,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.50,0:08:28.15,Default,,0,0,0,,we just didn't think that you and Johnny
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.18,0:08:30.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that's a touch presumptuous, Jocelyn.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.25,0:08:32.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Why would we not want to be involved
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.29,0:08:34.69,Default,,0,0,0,,in a themed party in your yard?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.03,0:08:36.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.26,0:08:40.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I mean, for one thing, you know, the two
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.61,0:08:42.64,Default,,0,0,0,,A little what?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.35,0:08:47.75,Default,,0,0,0,,-Hoity-toity. All right, I've said it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.78,0:08:52.06,Default,,0,0,0,,We didn't think that you'd wanna hang out
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.09,0:08:54.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.16,0:08:59.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Regular people are how Rose Video became such a...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.24,0:09:01.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Right, ca-careful, Moira.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.11,0:09:04.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Regular people! I mean, they made us
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.38,0:09:06.86,Default,,0,0,0,,- What am I trying to say?\N- We love regular people.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.89,0:09:08.73,Default,,0,0,0,,We love regular people.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.76,0:09:12.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, by all means then, the two of you are invited.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.07,0:09:14.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.78,0:09:21.22,Default,,0,0,0,,So, just to be clear,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.25,0:09:23.82,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a red wine drinker.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.86,0:09:25.59,Default,,0,0,0,,- That's fine.\N- Okay, cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.63,0:09:28.40,Default,,0,0,0,,But, I only drink red wine.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.83,0:09:29.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.60,0:09:32.44,Default,,0,0,0,,And up until last night,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.47,0:09:35.35,Default,,0,0,0,,I was under the impression that
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.38,0:09:38.22,Default,,0,0,0,,you too only drank red wine.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.15,0:09:40.79,Default,,0,0,0,,But I guess I was wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.82,0:09:42.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I see where you're going with this.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.13,0:09:45.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I do drink red wine.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.20,0:09:49.01,Default,,0,0,0,,But I also drink white wine.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.61,0:09:54.08,Default,,0,0,0,,And I've been known
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.12,0:09:56.96,Default,,0,0,0,,And a couple summers back I tried a Merlot,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.99,0:09:58.53,Default,,0,0,0,,that used to be a Chardonnay.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.56,0:10:00.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- Which got a bit complicated.\N- . Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.20,0:10:02.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, so, you're just really open to all wines.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.47,0:10:05.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I like the wine and not the label.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.41,0:10:07.41,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes, that does.\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.44,0:10:09.88,Default,,0,0,0,,This is just very new to me,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.92,0:10:11.92,Default,,0,0,0,,so as long as you didn't roll over
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.95,0:10:15.46,Default,,0,0,0,,and cry yourself to sleep with regret,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.49,0:10:17.00,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no, I absolutely did that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.03,0:10:19.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Just wept for hours in the dark.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.30,0:10:21.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I say we go with this one, it's the biggest.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.77,0:10:24.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, Ted, the place is very
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.85,0:10:27.22,Default,,0,0,0,,new looking.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.25,0:10:29.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you design the interior?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.39,0:10:31.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I wish.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.49,0:10:34.23,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I found this website online that sells off
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.26,0:10:36.27,Default,,0,0,0,,old department store show rooms.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.30,0:10:38.37,Default,,0,0,0,,So this whole room...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.41,0:10:40.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Just gets delivered, as is.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.38,0:10:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,This is the "bachelor's den" here,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.28,0:10:46.46,Default,,0,0,0,,and then that's the "executive dining lounge"
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.16,0:10:48.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.76,0:10:50.46,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah.\N- Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.50,0:10:57.94,Default,,0,0,0,,So are we the only ones showing up to this party?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.98,0:11:00.02,Default,,0,0,0,,-No, we're still waiting for Mutt and Twyla.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.05,0:11:02.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I should take the rolls out of the microwave.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.49,0:11:04.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Hot rolls!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.12,0:11:07.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Alexis had just said that this was a "party" party.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.33,0:11:09.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you must've been misinformed then, David.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.30,0:11:12.14,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it's a dinner party. I wanted to get to know
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.17,0:11:14.68,Default,,0,0,0,,so I figured we'd invite a few couples over,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.71,0:11:16.85,Default,,0,0,0,,have some dinner, play some games?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.03,0:11:24.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You guys showed!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.73,0:11:26.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, why wouldn't we show?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.07,0:11:29.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Twyla, I love your outfit, you look like
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.91,0:11:34.32,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hi.\N- So, where is everybody?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.35,0:11:37.69,Default,,0,0,0,,It is. It's an exclusive little party.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.24,0:11:45.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, who turned off Don Ho?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.54,0:11:46.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.84,0:11:48.81,Default,,0,0,0,,- Aloha, Roses!\N- Well, look who it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.85,0:11:50.98,Default,,0,0,0,,It's the Schitts!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.02,0:11:52.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, there you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.49,0:11:53.52,Default,,0,0,0,,- Jocelyn.\N- Moira.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.56,0:11:55.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh, Johnny!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.13,0:11:57.10,Default,,0,0,0,,- Whoo!\N- I gotta tell you, that suit,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.13,0:11:59.53,Default,,0,0,0,,that's pretty dangerous to wear
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.57,0:12:01.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I just wanna wipe my hands all over that!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.28,0:12:04.64,Default,,0,0,0,,You just keep getting funnier.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.68,0:12:06.68,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not joking though, I really do.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.72,0:12:09.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Moira, I have to ask you. Are those wigs real hair?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.02,0:12:11.99,Default,,0,0,0,,-I just wanna reach out and just touch them...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.03,0:12:14.33,Default,,0,0,0,,No, Maureen does not like to be manhandled!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.36,0:12:16.17,Default,,0,0,0,,- Sorry, sorry.\N- Hey, Roses.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.20,0:12:18.00,Default,,0,0,0,,If I tell you a secret, you promise to keep it?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.04,0:12:19.94,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I don't think we would.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.04,0:12:22.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Johnny.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.39,0:12:29.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, listen. I'm the guy in charge of upholding
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.96,0:12:32.40,Default,,0,0,0,,so if you have any ideas about turning me in,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.43,0:12:34.70,Default,,0,0,0,,you'd just be turning me in to myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.94,0:12:38.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Spark it up, Roley! Spark it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.85,0:12:40.35,Default,,0,0,0,,- You got it, honey.\N- Listen, I don't know
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.38,0:12:42.59,Default,,0,0,0,,if you guys wanna partake in this,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.62,0:12:44.79,Default,,0,0,0,,because I'm sure your fancy dinner parties
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.82,0:12:47.96,Default,,0,0,0,,didn't have illegal substances.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.00,0:12:50.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Illegal substances.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.17,0:12:51.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Amateurs.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.91,0:12:54.41,Default,,0,0,0,,We had friends in the FDA, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.44,0:12:55.55,Default,,0,0,0,,When in Rome...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.58,0:12:57.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, damn, Roses!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.82,0:12:59.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Let this party begin.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.45,0:13:01.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll fire up the cheese fountain.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.46,0:13:18.69,Default,,0,0,0,,No, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.39,0:13:21.73,Default,,0,0,0,,So, Mutt, did,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.77,0:13:24.97,Default,,0,0,0,,you two criminals do any good for
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.00,0:13:26.14,Default,,0,0,0,,We washed a car.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.17,0:13:27.38,Default,,0,0,0,,You washed a car. Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.41,0:13:29.68,Default,,0,0,0,,The judicial system is really cracking down
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.71,0:13:31.49,Default,,0,0,0,,on its delinquents these days?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.52,0:13:32.79,Default,,0,0,0,,You know what I always wondered?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.82,0:13:35.49,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you two talk about all day out there?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.70,0:13:38.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.24,0:13:43.94,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, we talk, but... We don't really talk about
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.98,0:13:46.98,Default,,0,0,0,,So, like, what?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.22,0:13:49.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Like, nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.49,0:13:52.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.29,0:13:57.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Like, Mutt was having a bad day today,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.04,0:13:59.47,Default,,0,0,0,,You didn't tell me you were having a bad day.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.88,0:14:03.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Ted, this is delicious.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.38,0:14:04.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.58,0:14:08.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't mean a bad day, Twy, I just meant, like,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.16,0:14:11.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, Stevie. I ordered it online
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.13,0:14:13.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- No sales tax.\N- What were
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.54,0:14:14.60,Default,,0,0,0,,It's nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.64,0:14:16.94,Default,,0,0,0,,So when the lasagna gets delivered...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.98,0:14:20.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Does it come,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.08,0:14:21.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, I just...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.92,0:14:25.02,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know why you didn't feel comfortable
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.06,0:14:26.53,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not important.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.56,0:14:28.60,Default,,0,0,0,,That's why I was talking to Alexis about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.63,0:14:33.01,Default,,0,0,0,,- Ouch.\N- Stevie, how long have
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.04,0:14:34.81,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's very fresh and new.\N- No, it's not.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.84,0:14:36.55,Default,,0,0,0,,It is, I would say.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.85,0:14:39.75,Default,,0,0,0,,So, everyone knows?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.69,0:14:44.13,Default,,0,0,0,,- Knows what?\N- These two have...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.16,0:14:46.54,Default,,0,0,0,,What an elegant gesture, Ted.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.57,0:14:49.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, I thought everyone knew.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.04,0:14:51.68,Default,,0,0,0,,- No.\N- It's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.65,0:14:54.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.73,0:15:03.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I've been with these people before.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.37,0:15:06.17,Default,,0,0,0,,I know them all.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.21,0:15:08.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, you've really been getting around town.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.91,0:15:13.46,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I was with them in my other life.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.49,0:15:16.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna tell you something.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.63,0:15:19.63,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm from a small town, just like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.44,0:15:23.17,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I'm not buying that.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.21,0:15:25.61,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's true.\N- Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.25,0:15:27.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Why would you leave?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.75,0:15:30.52,Default,,0,0,0,,God, I couldn't wait to get out.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.12,0:15:33.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I was dying there.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.29,0:15:35.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you never dreamed?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.50,0:15:38.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Of a life beyond?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.14,0:15:40.68,Default,,0,0,0,,You have "what ifs," like, what if...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.65,0:15:43.31,Default,,0,0,0,,I had enlisted in the military,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.35,0:15:46.12,Default,,0,0,0,,what if Roland hadn't been such a smooth talker, what...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.15,0:15:48.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Man, what if.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.69,0:15:53.07,Default,,0,0,0,,What if I had not been crowned
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.10,0:15:56.17,Default,,0,0,0,,and moved to the city with my driving instructor?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.21,0:15:58.65,Default,,0,0,0,,- Awesome.\N- And what if I had not
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.68,0:16:02.62,Default,,0,0,0,,hand modeled at that microwave trade show?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.65,0:16:04.99,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah.\N- What if I didn't ask,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.02,0:16:08.03,Default,,0,0,0,,"Who's the eyebrows buying everyone's drinks?"
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.20,0:16:11.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, now you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.91,0:16:13.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Whatever happened to privacy?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.01,0:16:16.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Now your whole family thinks I'm this big hooker.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.52,0:16:19.52,Default,,0,0,0,,My whole family does not think
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.25,0:16:22.29,Default,,0,0,0,,It was a funny one-night thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.33,0:16:23.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone here is fine with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.00,0:16:25.03,Default,,0,0,0,,It was funny?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.50,0:16:28.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, it was a... It was a fun...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.81,0:16:31.14,Default,,0,0,0,,It was a funny... It was... Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.18,0:16:34.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I had a best friend that hooked. She married one
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.48,0:16:35.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! So cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.62,0:16:37.19,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not the time, Twyla.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.22,0:16:39.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Stevie, I don't think you're a big hooker.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.03,0:16:41.26,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't talk all dinner,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.30,0:16:43.50,Default,,0,0,0,,and now you're telling me I can't talk about Trixie?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.54,0:16:44.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry, it's just I think
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.90,0:16:47.74,Default,,0,0,0,,sometimes you have a tendency to say
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.78,0:16:50.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Is there a right time to talk about being a hooker?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.62,0:16:53.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I bet nobody thought sex with Trixie was funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.49,0:16:54.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I never said it was bad!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.79,0:16:57.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, you know what I think is happening,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.90,0:17:00.60,Default,,0,0,0,,is things are just getting blown
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.64,0:17:05.04,Default,,0,0,0,,And honestly, if, Alexis, you just tell us what you
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.08,0:17:06.85,Default,,0,0,0,,it'd probably help.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.88,0:17:09.02,Default,,0,0,0,,My God, Ted!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.05,0:17:11.76,Default,,0,0,0,,We were washing a car and talking about bad dreams.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.79,0:17:13.83,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay?\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.86,0:17:15.36,Default,,0,0,0,,You sound a little defensive.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.40,0:17:16.77,Default,,0,0,0,,- Well...\N- I'd agree.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.80,0:17:18.27,Default,,0,0,0,,You know what, I just remembered,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.30,0:17:21.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I have to wake up early tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.51,0:17:23.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Nobody checks-in.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.12,0:17:26.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Tomorrow someone is, early.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.59,0:17:30.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Ted, you have a really special place,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.33,0:17:33.27,Default,,0,0,0,,and we should all do this again sometime.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.30,0:17:35.37,Default,,0,0,0,,David, would you mind walking me home.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.40,0:17:36.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't think we're finished talking.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.01,0:17:38.51,Default,,0,0,0,,David.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.85,0:17:39.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.09,0:17:47.70,Default,,0,0,0,,My son lives in a barn in the woods, by choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.40,0:17:53.07,Default,,0,0,0,,He could be the next mayor of this town
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.04,0:17:56.95,Default,,0,0,0,,My son is pansexual.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.29,0:18:01.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I've heard of that.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.09,0:18:03.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I know what that is, that's,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.73,0:18:05.33,Default,,0,0,0,,that cookware fetish.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.36,0:18:06.43,Default,,0,0,0,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.47,0:18:08.30,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.34,0:18:10.21,Default,,0,0,0,,No, he loves everyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.24,0:18:11.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Men, women,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.95,0:18:15.92,Default,,0,0,0,,women who become men, men who become women.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.95,0:18:20.09,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm his father, and I always wanted
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.13,0:18:24.64,Default,,0,0,0,,But, you know, just pick one gender,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.67,0:18:26.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe everything would've been less...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.01,0:18:28.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Confusing.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.98,0:18:34.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you know, Johnny, when it comes to
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.69,0:18:38.00,Default,,0,0,0,,we can't tell our kids who to love.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.07,0:18:41.81,Default,,0,0,0,,- Who said that?\N- You did.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.57,0:18:43.67,Default,,0,0,0,,When?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.71,0:18:44.98,Default,,0,0,0,,You just said it now!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.01,0:18:46.45,Default,,0,0,0,,When?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.48,0:18:48.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, right this second. You just said it.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.45,0:18:52.09,Default,,0,0,0,,And you're right. You can't tell them.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.33,0:18:57.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you for playing along.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.44,0:18:59.47,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry, I just had
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.51,0:19:02.15,Default,,0,0,0,,It was like being in an episode of Couples Therapy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.18,0:19:03.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.68,0:19:07.02,Default,,0,0,0,,This was all a put-on just to get out of dinner?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.06,0:19:09.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I thought you were in on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.23,0:19:14.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you deserve a Daytime Emmy
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.04,0:19:16.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, I think so.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.14,0:19:19.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, so you're not, like, raging mad at me, then.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.71,0:19:20.95,Default,,0,0,0,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.98,0:19:24.92,Default,,0,0,0,,I think it's fair to say that neither of us have ever worked
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.96,0:19:26.73,Default,,0,0,0,,- True.\N- It was funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.56,0:19:29.60,Default,,0,0,0,,And a little humiliating.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.63,0:19:31.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.94,0:19:34.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Saw a lot of my body.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.04,0:19:36.31,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't like it. So...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.35,0:19:37.82,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm actually that way.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.78,0:19:42.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, yeah, I was, wondering if
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.49,0:19:45.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Try it again, for the sake of practice?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.73,0:19:47.30,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd be into that idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.04,0:19:50.01,Default,,0,0,0,,For the sake of proficiency.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.72,0:19:57.82,Default,,0,0,0,,So I guess we won't be playing Hedbanz.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.93,0:20:04.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Why did he say that?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.10,0:20:05.14,Default,,0,0,0,,My God.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.17,0:20:06.94,Default,,0,0,0,,What the hell...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.98,0:20:08.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- Just don't... Just stay here.\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.61,0:20:10.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello again!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.95,0:20:12.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Spending another night together?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.45,0:20:13.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.65,0:20:16.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Stevie, I hope you're being smart.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.00,0:20:18.43,Default,,0,0,0,,- My God!\N- My God!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.46,0:20:21.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Because we can't afford a baby right now,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.24,0:20:23.94,Default,,0,0,0,,and let's be honest, neither can you!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.98,0:20:27.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, well, I think it's about time
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.58,0:20:28.99,Default,,0,0,0,,- Excuse me!\N- David,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.02,0:20:31.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I just want you to know that I support this.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.66,0:20:35.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Not the fact that you're sleeping with a girl,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.56,0:20:37.37,Default,,0,0,0,,But, you know, I'd be just as happy
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.40,0:20:40.47,Default,,0,0,0,,if you were to bring home one of your guy friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.51,0:20:41.94,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.98,0:20:46.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me while I just go draw a warm bath
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.05,0:20:47.56,Default,,0,0,0,,No, Stevie. Stevie.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.59,0:20:50.93,Default,,0,0,0,,You're a lovely girl, lovely girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.96,0:20:54.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Bit of an edge, but you know, it's growing on me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.30,0:20:56.47,Default,,0,0,0,,And David, I just want you to know
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.51,0:21:00.15,Default,,0,0,0,,that I endorse all your sexual encounters.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.71,0:21:01.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you drunk?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.02,0:21:04.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Grass, too much grass.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.26,0:21:06.79,Default,,0,0,0,,- A little bit, but...\N- What the...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.83,0:21:10.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, track that cycle, missy!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.03,0:21:12.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, good night!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.07,0:21:14.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, good night!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.11,0:21:15.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Good night.