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آه ، دوغلاس ، فقط الرجل الذي أردت رؤيته.
Ah, Douglas, just the man I wanted to see.

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أعطِ سيرتي الذاتية مرة واحدة ،
Give my résumé a once-over,

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سوف تفعل؟
will you?

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ملخصك؟
Your résumé?

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عن اي شيء يدور هذا؟ ماذا انت ...
What's that about? What, you...

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هل تريد العودة للعمل؟ نعم.
You want to go back to work? Yeah.

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أنا فقط لا أستطيع تحمله بعد الآن ، دوغلاس.
I just can't take it anymore, Douglas.

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يجلس وحيدًا في ذلك القبو طوال اليوم.
Sitting alone in that basement all day.

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لأكون صادقًا معك ، بدأت في الحصول على بعض ...
To be honest with you, I'm starting to have some...

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افكار غريبة جدا.
very strange thoughts.

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هل حقا. هاه.
Really. Huh.

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لم ألتقط ذلك.
Hadn't picked up on that.

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لذا ، سيحصل هذا على وظيفة ،
So, this going to land me a job,

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أو ماذا؟
or what?

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حسنًا ، فكرتي الأولى هي ،
Well, my first thought is,

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قد لا ترغب في القيام بذلك
you might not want to do it

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في علامة سحرية.
in magic marker.

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اه. اه.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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همم...
Hmm...

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والذي ليتل راسكال
and which Little Rascal

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هل أنت؟
were you?

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بصل يحبه الملايين
Onions, beloved by millions,

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حتى أخذ ذلك اللقيط البرسيم كل شيء.
till that bastard Alfalfa took it all away.

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حسنًا ، هذا ،
All right, this,

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أترى ، يجب أن أضع العلم على هذا ، حسناً؟
see, I got to throw a flag on this, okay?

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شخص ما سوف يراجع وكالة ناسا.
Somebody's going to check with NASA.

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هذا بالنسبة لي ما يدعو للقلق.
That's for me to worry about.

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كل ما اريد
All I wanted

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كان لك للتحقق مرة أخرى
was for you to double-check

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التهجئة والقواعد
my spelling and grammar

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وليس nitpick
and not nitpick

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في كل التفاصيل الصغيرة!
at every little detail!

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تمام! بخير!
Okay! Fine!

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لقد أخطأت في تهجئة المعدل التراكمي.
You spelled GPA wrong.

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بخلاف ذلك ، إنه مثالي.
Other than that, it's perfect.

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شكرا لك.
Thank you.

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أصبحت عيني بالضجر
♪ My eyes are gettin' weary

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♪ ظهري ضيق
♪ My back is gettin' tight

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♪ أنا جالس هنا في حركة المرور
♪ I'm sittin' here in traffic

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لذا ها أنا ذا
So there I am,

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أشاهد التلفاز مع أمي ،
watching TV with my mom,

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وألتفت إليها وأذهب ،
and I turn to her and go,

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"مرحبًا ، متى تكون العمة جويني
"Hey, when is Aunt Gwinnie

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الوصول إلى هنا؟"
getting here?"

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لذلك سمعت "لاري كينج" على التلفاز يقول ،
So I hear Larry King on the TV say,

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"ستكون معنا الساعة 7:00."
"She'll be with us at 7:00."

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انظر ، كان يتحدث عن ضيف.
See, he was talking about a guest.

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أه ، أعتقد أنها كانت جويس ديويت أو سيندي ويليامز.
Uh, I think it was Joyce Dewitt or Cindy Williams.

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أنا دائما أخلط بين هذين الاثنين ،
I always get those two mixed up,

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لكن بدا الأمر وكأنه كان يجيب علي.
but it sounded like he was answering me.

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هذا غريب جدا ، أليس كذلك؟
That's so weird, isn't it?

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أتساءل أين هو دوغ.
I wonder where Doug is.

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أراهن أنك تتمنى الله
I bet you wish to God

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لم تفقد مفتاح منزلك.
you hadn't lost your house key.

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لا لا. هذا هو...
No, no. This is...

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هذا لطيف.
This is nice.

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هل قرأت هذا الشيء في التايمز
Did you read that thing in The Times

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حول كيف يمكن لبعض الرجال أن يرضعوا؟
about how some men can lactate?

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كان هذا رائعا! أنا أخبرك،
That was awesome! I'm telling you,

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إنه اندفاع في كل مرة تتقدم فيها.
it's a rush every time you get on.

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مهلا. مرحبا يا عزيزتي.
Hey. Hey, babe.

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ما أخبارك؟
What's up?

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أوه ، ليس كثيرا.
Oh, not much.

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كنت خارجا على خنزير ريتشي.
I was just out riding on Richie's hog.

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تمام. يرجى إعادة صياغة ذلك.
Okay. Please rephrase that.

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لدي دراجة نارية.
I got a motorcycle.

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حقا؟ نعم.
Really? Yeah.

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انه لا يصدق.
It's unbelievable.

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ذهبنا من هنا إلى ، مثل ، Modells والعودة
We went from here to, like, Modells and back

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بعد دقيقتين.
in, like, two minutes.

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إنه سريع جدًا.
It's so fast.

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أنت تدخل وتخرج من خلال حركة المرور ،
You zip in and out through traffic,

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وقد وصلت إلى المستوى معك.
and I got to level with you.

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كان هناك نسيم يفجر سروالي
There was a breeze blowing up my shorts

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التي شعرت وكأنها عيد الميلاد.
that felt like Christmas.

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لطيف جدا. مفتاح المنزل من فضلك.
Very nice. House key, please.

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صحيح.
Oh, right.

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يا إلهي ، كان هذا رائعًا جدًا.
God, that was so cool.

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الجميع ينظر إليك ، مثل الأزيز ...
Everybody's looking at you, like, whizzing by...

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وبعد ذلك ، من العدم ،
and then, out of nowhere,

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ريتشي يسحب هذه الحركة بالدراجة.
Richie just pulls this wheelie.

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لم أكن أذهب لواحد. لقد انحنيت للتو.
I wasn't going for one. You just leaned back.

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أه تعرف من هنا
Uh, you know, from here,

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يبدو مثل السيد دوغ
it sounds like Mr. Doug

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يريد شراء دراجة نارية لنفسه.
wants to buy himself a motorcycle.

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أتعلم؟
You know what?

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أنا مغري قليلا.
I am a little tempted.

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موس ، يجب أن ترى الرجل الذي حصلت عليه مني.
Moose, you should see the guy that I got mine from.

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لديه بعض الجمال الحقيقي رخيصة ،
He's got some real beauties cheap,

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وهم يركضون كالجديد.
and they run like new.

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أتعلم؟ أعطني رقمه.
You know what? Give me his number.

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ربما افعل...
Maybe I'll...

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أنت لا تحصل على دراجة نارية.
You're not getting a motorcycle.

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لم لا؟ حسنًا ، دوج ،
Why not? Okay, Doug,

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الم تسمع ضجيج الجرس؟
did you not hear my buzzer noise?

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هذا لن يحدث.
This is not going to happen.

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لم لا؟
Why not?

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لأنهم خطرون للغاية ،
Because they're too dangerous,

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ويموت الناس عليهم.
and people die on them.

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لا اريد
I don't want

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أن تقلق عليك باستمرار.
to have to constantly worry about you.

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نعم ، لكن كاري ، لن ...
Yeah, but, Carrie, I wouldn't...

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دوغ ، لا دراجة نارية.
Doug, no motorcycle.

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إذا كنت تريد ، سأشتري لك شوين ،
If you want, I'll buy you a Schwinn,

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سنضع بطاقة بيسبول
we'll put a baseball card

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في المتحدث ،
in the spokes,

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سيبدو الصوت نفسه تقريبًا ...
It'll sound almost the same...

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تمام؟
Okay?

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تبا لهذه الضوضاء.
Screw that noise.

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يمكنني الحصول على واحدة إذا أردت.
I can get one if I want.

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حسنًا ، دوج ، أعطني يدك.
Okay, Doug, give me your hand.

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أريد أن أجعل هذا سهلاً لك.
I want to make this easy for you.

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لا.
No.

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لا.
No.

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الآن ، أعطني المفاتيح.
Now, give me the keys.

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لا أريد أن أفتقد The Real World.
I don't want to miss The Real World.

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أحببك. لا تتأخر في المنزل.
I love you. Don't be home late.

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مع السلامة يا رفاق.
Bye, guys.

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تصبحون على خير يا كار. مع السلامة. وداعا.
Goodnight, Carr. Bye-bye. Bye.

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ماذا؟
What?

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لا شيئ. لذا ، آه ...
Nothing. So, uh...

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تريد تصوير بعض البلياردو ،
you want to shoot some pool,

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السيدة هيفرنان؟
Mrs. Heffernan?

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نعم ، يمكننا اكتشاف كرتين.
Yeah, we could spot you two balls.

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مرحبًا ، كثيرًا بالنسبة لأدوار الجنسين التقليدية ،
Hey, so much for traditional gender roles,

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هاه؟
huh?

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انا ذاهب لاستخدام الحمام.
I'm going to use the bathroom.

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لذا ، أجل ، هل تريد تصوير لعبة؟
So, yeah, you want to shoot a game?

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بصدق.
For real.

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رقم هل تعلم ماذا؟ لا شكرا.
No. You know what? No, thanks.

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تعال يا رجل ، نحن فقط نمزح.
Come on, man, we're just kidding around.

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ليس انت. إنها كاري.
It's not you. It's Carrie.

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أعني ، ما كان ذلك؟
I mean, what was that about?

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"لا ، لا مناقشة".
"No. No discussion."

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آسف.
Sorry.

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آسف!
Sorry!

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سهل. سهل.
Easy. Easy.

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أنا فقط اعتقدت أن الزواج كان من المفترض أن يكون
I just thought marriage was supposed to be

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هذا شيء حوار المشاركة المتبادلة.
this mutual sharing dialog thing.

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لا.
No.

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حسنًا ، أتعلم ماذا؟ لنا هو. مستخدم.
Well, you know what? Ours is. Usually.

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أوه حقا؟
Oh, really?

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العام الماضي اه ...
Last year, uh...

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أين كنت تريد الذهاب في الإجازة؟
Where was it you wanted to go on vacation?

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قاعة مشاهير البيسبول. قاعة مشاهير البيسبول.
Baseball Hall of Fame. Baseball Hall of Fame.

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كوبرستاون ،
Cooperstown,

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واه ، إلى أين ستذهب؟
and, uh, where'd you end up going?

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التحف في ولاية كونيتيكت.
Antiquing in Connecticut.

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هكذا فعلت ، واه ، الأسبوع الماضي ،
So you did, and, uh, last week,

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عندما كنا نستأجر أفلامًا لمشاهدتها مع الزوجات أه ...
when we were renting movies to watch with the wives, uh...

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ماذا انتهى بنا المطاف بالتأجير؟
what did we end up renting?

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لا أعلم.
I don't know.

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لا أستطيع التذكر.
I can't remember.

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لا لا. ماذا استأجرنا؟
No, no. What did we rent?

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لا أعلم. ماذا استأجرنا؟
I don't know. What did we rent?

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Hope Floats، all right؟
Hope Floats, all right?

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ذلك هو! الأمل يطفو!
There it is! Hope Floats!

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هل ترى ما أقوله؟
You see what I'm saying?

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انت متزوج.
You're married.

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لا تحاربه.
Don't fight it.

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عليك فقط ...
You just got to...

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ركز على نقطة على الحائط و ...
Focus on a point on the wall and...

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اتركها تحدث.
let it happen.

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لا ، هل تعلم ماذا؟
No. No, you know what?

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أنت تركز. ليس هذا الرجل.
You focus. Not this guy.

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أنا أحضر الصابون الخاص بي ،
I'm picking up my own soap,

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وأنا أخرج من الحمام.
and I'm getting out of the shower.

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صابون؟
Soap?

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ماذا تقول بحق الجحيم؟
What the hell are you talking about?

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لا أعلم. ما الذي تتحدث عنه؟
I don't know. What are you talking about?

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انها جميلة جدا ، أليس كذلك؟
She's pretty sweet, huh?

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أوه ، هذه هي.
Oh, that she is.

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ريتشي على حق. انت اه ...
Richie's right. You, uh...

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أنت تقوم بعمل جيد.
You do nice work.

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نعم.
Yeah.

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أفرغت الكاميرات ،
I hollowed out the cams,

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ضع رؤوس مكابس أكبر.
put in bigger piston heads.

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كما تعلم ، أعطها المزيد من الخيول.
You know, give it a couple more horses.

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حسن. أجل ، لأنني أه ...
Good. Yeah, because I, uh...

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ربما كنت سأفرغهم بنفسي.
I probably would've hollowed them out myself.

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الآن لست مضطرًا لذلك. هذا طيب.
Now I don't have to. That's good.

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لذا ، تريد أن تفعل الصفقة؟
So, you want to do the deal?

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همم. لا أعلم.
Hmm. I don't know.

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ماذا تريد لذلك؟
What do you want for it?

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1200.
1200.

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همم.
Hmm.

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إنها دراجة جميلة ،
It's a nice bike,

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لكني لا أعرف ما إذا كانت 1200 جيدة.
but I don't know if it's 1200 nice.

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1200.
1200.

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هذا لطيف.
It is nice.

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ما زلت لا أعرف ، هل تعلم؟
Still, I don't know, you know?

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1200 ...
1200...

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عما تبحث؟
What are you looking for?

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لا أعلم. هنا 1200.
I don't know. Here's 1200.

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عزيزتي ، أريد استعارة المكواة.
Darling, I need to borrow the iron.

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أبي ، أخبرتك.
Dad, I told you.

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إذا أردت شطيرة جبن مشوي
If you want a grilled cheese sandwich,

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سأصنع لك واحدة.
I will make you one.

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فظة إهانة.
No, no.

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أردت فقط الضغط على سروالي.
I just wanted to press my pants.

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حصلت على مقابلة عمل في الصباح.
I got a job interview in the morning.

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حقا؟
Really?

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خير لكم.
Good for you.

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لماذا؟
What for?

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رئيس قسم طب الأطفال ، لونغ آيلاند اليهودي.
Head of Pediatrics, Long Island Jewish.

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رائعة.
Great.

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بالتأكيد أتمنى ألا تحصل عليه.
Sure hope you don't get it.

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حسنًا ، أعتقد أنني أعرف من أين أتى ذلك.
Okay, I think I know where that came from.

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انظر الان،
Now, look,

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أحببك.
I love you.

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عندما أعود إلى العمل ،
When I go back to work,

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لن تصبح طفلاً بمفتاح قفل.
you will not become a latchkey child.

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هذا هو تعهدي لكم.
That is my pledge to you.

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مرحبا يا عزيزتي.
Hey, babe.

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مرحبا.
Hi.

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ماذا حدث؟
What happened?

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اعتقدت أنك ستعود إلى المنزل
I thought you were coming home

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بعد العمل مباشرة.
right after work.

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أه ، في الواقع ، توقفت ... في مكان ما أولاً.
Uh, actually, I stopped... somewhere first.

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في الحقيقة أنا أه ... أريد أن أتحدث معك.
In fact, I, uh... I need to talk to you.

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اسمحوا لي فقط أن تبدأ العشاء بسرعة حقيقية.
Let me just get dinner started real quick.

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أه ، العشاء يمكن أن ينتظر.
Uh, dinner can wait.

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أريد أن أخرج هذا الآن.
I want to get this out now.

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العشاء يمكن أن ينتظر؟
Dinner can wait?

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تمام. الآن أنت تخيفني حقًا.
Okay. Now you're really scaring me.

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حسنا؟
Well?

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ماذا؟
What?

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كاري ،
Carrie,

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في بعض الأحيان في الزواج ...
sometimes in a marriage...

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يأتي وقت عندما ...
there comes a time when...

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واحدة من...
one of the...

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أعضاء هذا الزواج
members of that marriage

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يحتاج إلى التعبير عن أنفسهم
needs to express themselves

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بطريقه تكون...
in a way that...

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دوغلاس ،
Douglas,

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هذه دراجة نارية واحدة سيئة الحظ حصلت عليها هناك.
that is one bad-ass motorcycle you got out there.

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عمل جيد يا كيدو.
Nice work, kiddo.

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هل لديك دراجة نارية؟
You got a motorcycle?

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هل يمكنني إنهاء قصتي من فضلك؟
Can I finish my story, please?

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هل لديك دراجة نارية؟
You got a motorcycle?

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نعم! نعم! نعم! حصلت على دراجة.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I got a bike.

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حصلت على دراجة. حصلت على دراجة.
I got a bike. I got a bike.

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هناك ، قلت ذلك. لا يهمني.
There, I said it. I don't care.

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لقد قلتها. إنه هناك.
I said it. It's out there.

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بالمناسبة ، دوغلاس ،
By the way, Douglas,

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هل أخبرك كاري أنني حصلت على مقابلة عمل؟
did Carrie tell you I got a job interview?

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عزيزتي ، لا يمكنك الهروب من هذا.
Honey, you can't run from this.

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يحتاج الأب إلى العمل!
Daddy needs to work!

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دوغلاس ، احصل عليها.
Douglas, get her.

250
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هل فقدت عقلك؟
Have you lost your mind?

251
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وناقشنا هذا.
And we discussed this.

252
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لا ، لا ، لم نناقشه.
No, no, we didn't discuss it.

253
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لقد ناقشت ذلك.
You discussed it.

254
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بالكاد حصلت على حكم في.
I barely got a sentence in.

255
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دوغ ، لقد منعتك على وجه التحديد من شراء هذا.
Doug, I specifically forbade you from buying this.

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نهىني؟ نهى؟ لا يمكنك أن تحرمني.
Forbade me? Forbade? You can't forbade me.

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هل أنت مجنون؟
Are you insane?

258
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أعني ، ماذا تعتقد أنك تفعل هنا بحق الجحيم؟
I mean, what the hell do you think you're doing here?

259
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كنت أعلم أنك ستبالغ في رد فعل مثل هذا.
I knew you would overreact like this.

260
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انظر ، أردت واحدة فقط. هاه؟ ستكون ممتعة.
Look, I just wanted one. Huh? It'll be fun.

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مرح؟ حقا؟
Fun? Really?

262
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هل سيكون الأمر ممتعًا عندما تكون على كرسي متحرك؟
Will it be fun when you're in a wheelchair?

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يمكن.
Maybe.

264
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هذا سيعود غدا.
This is going back tomorrow.

265
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لا ، لن يعود غدا.
No, it's not going back tomorrow.

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أوه. إنه كذلك.
Oh. Oh, it is.

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اه اه. ليست كذلك.
Uh-uh. It's not.

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انها العودة جدا.
It's so going back.

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حتى لا يعود.
It's so not going back.

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مرحبًا دوغ ، لست فقط غبيًا لشرائك هذا ،
Hey, Doug, not only are you stupid for buying this,

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لكنك تتجادل حوله بطريقة مزعجة حقًا.
but you're arguing about it in a really annoying way.

272
00:10:01,451 --> 00:10:03,543
Noogies صعبة.
Tough noogies.

273
00:10:06,021 --> 00:10:07,981
انظر ، أنا أحتفظ بالدراجة النارية.
Look, I'm keeping the motorcycle.

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لمرة واحدة
For once,

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أنا أرتدي البنطال في العائلة.
I'm wearing the pants in the family.

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بخير. بخير.
Fine. Fine.

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حافظ على الدراجة اللعينة.
Keep the damn bike.

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انا سوف. بخير.
I will. Fine.

279
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انا سوف. بخير.
I will. Fine.

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انا سوف.
I will.

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وبالمناسبة،
And by the way,

282
00:10:16,206 --> 00:10:17,611
إذا كنت تريد ارتداء البنطال ،
if you want to wear the pants,

283
00:10:17,631 --> 00:10:21,230
قد تفكر في سحبها.
you might think about pulling them up.

284
00:10:38,788 --> 00:10:39,948
حسنًا ، خوخ ،
Well, peaches,

285
00:10:39,968 --> 00:10:42,322
أعتقد أن التهاني في محله.
I think congratulations are in order.

286
00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:45,108
حصل والدك على وظيفة.
Your father got himself a job.

287
00:10:45,128 --> 00:10:48,678
حسنًا ، سأفترض أنه ليس رئيس قسم طب الأطفال.
Well, I'm going to assume it's not the head of Pediatrics.

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فظة إهانة.
No, no.

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للأسف،
Unfortunately,

290
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قاموا بقليل من الصيد حولها ،
they did a little fishing around,

291
00:10:52,862 --> 00:10:55,968
وبدلاً من ذلك ، قبلت عرضًا من مؤسسة
so instead, I accepted an offer from an enterprise

292
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:59,198
المعروف باسم "بيج هوت بريتزل".
known as "A Big Hot Pretzel."

293
00:10:59,616 --> 00:11:03,293
حسنًا ، الشيء المهم هو أنك ما زلت تعمل مع الأطفال.
Well, the important thing is, you still get to work with kids.

294
00:11:03,313 --> 00:11:04,835
تهانينا.
Congratulations.

295
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انا فخور بك.
I'm proud of you.

296
00:11:06,147 --> 00:11:07,597
شكرا لك.
Thank you.

297
00:11:07,617 --> 00:11:08,463
الأجر ليس رائعًا ،
The pay's not great,

298
00:11:08,483 --> 00:11:09,030
لكنهم وافقوا
but they agreed

299
00:11:09,050 --> 00:11:10,441
للسماح لي بالعمل في المساء.
to let me work evenings.

300
00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:10,966
من ذلك الطريق،
That way,

301
00:11:10,986 --> 00:11:14,268
أنا وأنت يمكن أن يكون لدينا أيامنا معا.
you and I can have our days together.

302
00:11:14,288 --> 00:11:17,153
أنا أحب ذلك يا أبي ، لكن كما تعلم ، أنا أعمل خلال النهار.
I'd love to, Dad, but you know, I work during the day.

303
00:11:17,173 --> 00:11:18,163
هيا حبيبي.
Come on, darling.

304
00:11:18,183 --> 00:11:19,349
عليك أن تكون مرنًا
You're going to have to be flexible

305
00:11:19,369 --> 00:11:22,239
إذا أردنا أن نجعل هذا العمل.
if we're going to make this work.

306
00:11:22,259 --> 00:11:24,280
حسنًا ، حسنًا ، أعتقد أن خياري الآخر الوحيد
Okay, well, I guess my only other option

307
00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:25,495
هو ترك وظيفتي؟
is to quit my job?

308
00:11:25,515 --> 00:11:27,893
هذي هي فتاتي.
That's my girl.

309
00:11:28,028 --> 00:11:30,153
عدة خياطة؟ ها نحن.
Sewing kit? Here we go.

310
00:11:30,173 --> 00:11:31,510
يجب أن أترك المنشعب للخارج
Got to let the crotch out

311
00:11:31,530 --> 00:11:32,493
على هذه السراويل.
on these trousers.

312
00:11:32,513 --> 00:11:34,385
بعد كل شيء ، أنا أبيع المعجنات ،
After all, I'm selling pretzels,

313
00:11:34,405 --> 00:11:36,904
لا نفسي.
not myself.

314
00:11:41,561 --> 00:11:43,601
ما أخبارك؟
What's up?

315
00:11:52,588 --> 00:11:54,392
مرحبا يا عزيزتي.
Hey, babe.

316
00:11:54,412 --> 00:11:56,488
قبلة؟
Kiss?

317
00:11:57,778 --> 00:11:59,186
أنت أه تريد أن تعرف أين كنت؟
You, uh, you want to know where I was?

318
00:11:59,206 --> 00:11:59,987
انا كنت...
I was...

319
00:12:00,007 --> 00:12:02,568
كنت أبحر في الخارج.
I was out cruising.

320
00:12:02,746 --> 00:12:05,880
جيد لك يا حلوتي.
Good for you, sweetie.

321
00:12:06,197 --> 00:12:08,383
كنت على دراجتي النارية.
I was on my motorcycle.

322
00:12:08,403 --> 00:12:09,993
أنا أعرف. أنا أعرف.
I know. I know.

323
00:12:10,013 --> 00:12:11,139
أنا سعيد بهذا.
I'm fine with that.

324
00:12:11,159 --> 00:12:12,047
أنتم؟
You are?

325
00:12:12,067 --> 00:12:14,033
نعم ، كما تعلم ، لقد نمت ليلة نوم جيدة ،
Yeah, you know, I had a good night's sleep,

326
00:12:14,053 --> 00:12:15,422
فكرت في الأشياء ،
thought things through,

327
00:12:15,442 --> 00:12:16,815
وفكرت ، هل تعلم ماذا؟
and I figured, hey, you know what?

328
00:12:16,835 --> 00:12:19,159
إذا كانت الدراجة النارية تجعلك سعيدًا ،
If a motorcycle makes you happy,

329
00:12:19,179 --> 00:12:22,011
ثم أنا سعيد أيضًا ، لأنك تعرف ماذا؟
then I'm happy too, because you know what?

330
00:12:22,031 --> 00:12:23,304
الحياة قصيرة جدا
Life's too short

331
00:12:23,324 --> 00:12:25,526
لا تفعل الأشياء التي تجعلك سعيدا.
not to do the things that make you happy.

332
00:12:25,546 --> 00:12:27,311
يمين؟
Right?

333
00:12:31,549 --> 00:12:33,525
حق.
Right.

334
00:12:33,974 --> 00:12:36,484
إذن ، هل تريد تقسيم لفة البيض؟
So, you want to split an egg roll?

335
00:12:36,504 --> 00:12:36,918
هل أنت؟
Do you?

336
00:12:36,938 --> 00:12:38,740
حسنا...
All right...

337
00:12:39,446 --> 00:12:41,286
ما الذي تفعله هنا؟
What are you doing here?

338
00:12:41,306 --> 00:12:42,877
ماذا؟ أوه. أوه ، هذا؟
What? Oh. Oh, this?

339
00:12:42,897 --> 00:12:44,313
أنا فقط أفعل ما يجعلني سعيدًا.
I'm just doing what makes me happy.

340
00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:45,843
أوه ، أتعلم ماذا؟
Oh, you know what?

341
00:12:45,863 --> 00:12:48,431
هذه سلسة جدا.
These are so smooth.

342
00:12:48,451 --> 00:12:51,185
لقد قطعنا شوطا طويلا ، حبيبي.
We've come a long way, baby.

343
00:12:51,421 --> 00:12:53,465
إذن هل ستصاب بالسرطان لتوضيح وجهة نظرك؟
So you're going to get cancer to make a point?

344
00:12:53,485 --> 00:12:56,146
بالتأكيد. سأكون في رئة حديدية ، ستكون على كرسي متحرك.
Sure. I'll be in an iron lung, you'll be in a wheelchair.

345
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:56,880
هل تعلم ماذا؟
Hey, you know what?

346
00:12:56,900 --> 00:13:00,545
ربما يمكننا المشاركة ومشاركة قرد مساعد.
Maybe we can chip in and share a helper monkey.

347
00:13:00,565 --> 00:13:02,618
حسنًا ، أتعلم ماذا؟ لن تنجح.
Well, you know what? It's not going to work.

348
00:13:02,638 --> 00:13:03,565
يمكنك أن تدخن كل ما تريد.
You can smoke all you want.

349
00:13:03,585 --> 00:13:04,106
لا يهمني.
I don't care.

350
00:13:04,126 --> 00:13:06,492
حسنًا ، أنا سعيد لأنك تشعر بهذه الطريقة ، حبيبتي.
Well, I'm glad you feel that way, sweetie.

351
00:13:06,512 --> 00:13:08,178
أوه، قد فعلت.
Oh, I do.

352
00:13:08,198 --> 00:13:09,853
أفعل. أفعل. أنت تعرف؟
I do. I do. You know?

353
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,103
انظري ، لن ألعب يا كاري.
Look, I'm not going to play games, Carrie.

354
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,622
لن أذهب إلى ذلك المكان حيث تريدني أن أذهب هنا.
I'm not going to that place where you want me to go here.

355
00:13:13,642 --> 00:13:14,855
إذا كنت تريد أن تدمر رئتيك ،
If you want to ruin your lungs,

356
00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:16,668
ثم هذا ...
then that's...

357
00:13:18,838 --> 00:13:20,096
حسنا.
All right.

358
00:13:20,116 --> 00:13:21,058
اخرجها.
Put her out.

359
00:13:21,078 --> 00:13:22,447
لا أستطيع أن آكل في تلك الرائحة الكريهة.
I can't eat in that stink.

360
00:13:22,467 --> 00:13:23,896
حسنًا ، إذن اذهب وتناول الطعام مع دراجتك النارية ،
Well, then go eat with your motorcycle,

361
00:13:23,916 --> 00:13:28,095
لأنني أحب التدخين أثناء تناول الطعام.
because I likes to smoke while I eat.

362
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,335
بخير. أتعلم؟ انا سوف. انا سوف.
Fine. You know what? I will. I will.

363
00:13:30,355 --> 00:13:30,830
أتعلم؟
You know what?

364
00:13:30,850 --> 00:13:32,227
سأفعل ، ويمكنك أن تدخن كل ما تريد ،
I will, and you can smoke all you want,

365
00:13:32,247 --> 00:13:34,923
لأنني احتفظ بدراجتي النارية.
because I'm keeping my motorcycle.

366
00:13:34,943 --> 00:13:37,210
صلصة البط.
Duck sauce.

367
00:14:47,316 --> 00:14:48,944
أوه ، لا تهتم بي.
Oh, don't mind me.

368
00:14:48,964 --> 00:14:51,736
أنا فقط أبحث عن شيء ما.
I'm just looking for something.

369
00:14:52,209 --> 00:14:55,016
يا الحمد لله.
Oh, thank God.

370
00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:55,881
أنت تعرف،
You know,

371
00:14:55,901 --> 00:14:57,139
إذا فقدت أحد هذه الأشياء ،
if you lose one of these things,

372
00:14:57,159 --> 00:14:59,129
يأتي مباشرة من راتبك.
it comes right out of your paycheck.

373
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:00,153
أنا مدين لهم بالفعل
I already owe them

374
00:15:00,173 --> 00:15:02,983
لآلة الصودا الغبية.
for that stupid soda machine.

375
00:15:04,412 --> 00:15:06,470
لذا ، آه ... أنت ...
So, uh... you...

376
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:09,395
هل ما زلت تستمتع بالمروحية؟
You still enjoying the chopper?

377
00:15:09,415 --> 00:15:10,500
همم؟
Hmm?

378
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:11,891
أوه ، آه ، أجل.
Oh, uh, yeah.

379
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,543
انه رائع.
It's great.

380
00:15:13,563 --> 00:15:16,581
لا تدع كاري تحبطك.
Don't let Carrie get you down.

381
00:15:16,601 --> 00:15:19,230
كما تعلم ، عندما كان لدي دراجتي النارية ،
You know, when I had my motorcycle,

382
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,920
كانت والدتها بنفس الطريقة.
her mother was the same way.

383
00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:21,988
هل كان لديك دراجة؟
You had a bike?

384
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:24,578
بالتأكيد. احببته ايضا.
Sure. Loved it too.

385
00:15:24,598 --> 00:15:26,089
الطريق المفتوح العظيم.
The great open road.

386
00:15:26,109 --> 00:15:28,581
قعقعة من جهازك.
Rumble of your machine.

387
00:15:28,601 --> 00:15:33,262
الصداقة الحميمة لإخوانك في العصابة.
Camaraderie of your gang brothers.

388
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,474
كنت في عصابة؟
You were in a gang?

389
00:15:35,494 --> 00:15:36,779
ليس صحيحا.
Not really.

390
00:15:36,799 --> 00:15:37,942
طلبت منهم السماح لي بالدخول ،
I asked them to let me in,

391
00:15:37,962 --> 00:15:39,640
لكنهم كانوا يشربون بكثرة طوال عطلة نهاية الأسبوع
but they drank heavily all weekend

392
00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:43,465
وضربتني جدا جدا ...
and beat me pretty severely...

393
00:15:46,123 --> 00:15:47,409
تمام.
Okay.

394
00:15:47,429 --> 00:15:50,714
وأعتقد أنني ربما تعرضت للخطر
And I think I may have been compromised

395
00:15:50,734 --> 00:15:52,582
من قبل رجل اسمه ...
by a gentleman named...

396
00:15:52,602 --> 00:15:54,993
طريق الكلب.
Road Dog.

397
00:16:14,936 --> 00:16:18,238
يا الله أكرهك!
God, I hate you!

398
00:16:19,662 --> 00:16:21,066
كاري!
Carrie!

399
00:16:21,086 --> 00:16:23,171
هنا في الأعلى.
Up here.

400
00:16:28,479 --> 00:16:30,261
مهلا.
Hey.

401
00:16:30,873 --> 00:16:33,364
تريد ممارسة الجنس؟
Want to have sex?

402
00:16:33,495 --> 00:16:35,291
أنا أتخلص من الدراجة.
I'm getting rid of the bike.

403
00:16:35,311 --> 00:16:36,458
أنتم؟ مم-هم.
You are? Mm-hmm.

404
00:16:36,478 --> 00:16:38,094
بيعه غدا. انت سعيد؟
Selling it tomorrow. You happy?

405
00:16:38,114 --> 00:16:39,494
حسنا...
Well...

406
00:16:39,514 --> 00:16:41,352
نعم.
yeah.

407
00:16:41,372 --> 00:16:43,533
ماذا حدث؟ هل سئمت من ذلك؟
What happened? You get sick of it?

408
00:16:43,553 --> 00:16:46,413
لا آسف. لم يمرض منه.
No. Sorry. I didn't get sick of it.

409
00:16:46,433 --> 00:16:48,570
لقد سئمت منه.
You got sick of it.

410
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:49,833
لا نعم!
No. Yes!

411
00:16:49,853 --> 00:16:51,488
لا ، دعني أخبرك شيئًا يا كاري ، حسنًا؟
No. Let me tell you something, Carrie, okay?

412
00:16:51,508 --> 00:16:52,687
أنا أحب تلك الدراجة ، حسنًا؟
I love that bike, okay?

413
00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:54,191
أنا روح متحررة على تلك الدراجة.
I'm a free spirit on that bike.

414
00:16:54,211 --> 00:16:56,680
أنا وتلك الدراجة هكذا ، حسنًا؟
Me and that bike are like this, okay?

415
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:59,533
إذن لماذا تتخلصين منه؟
Then why you getting rid of it?

416
00:17:00,326 --> 00:17:01,962
لم تسألني؟
Why, you ask me?

417
00:17:01,982 --> 00:17:04,095
لأنه يحدث فقط
Because it just so happens

418
00:17:04,115 --> 00:17:05,703
أني أحب هذا ...
that I love this...

419
00:17:05,723 --> 00:17:07,521
أكثر.
more.

420
00:17:07,541 --> 00:17:08,721
هذا هو السبب
This is why

421
00:17:08,741 --> 00:17:09,521
أنا أتخلص من الدراجة ،
I'm getting rid of the bike,

422
00:17:09,541 --> 00:17:10,717
ولا سبب آخر ،
and no other reason,

423
00:17:10,737 --> 00:17:12,028
وتعلم ماذا؟
and you know what?

424
00:17:12,048 --> 00:17:13,559
إذا كنت لا تستطيع فهم ذلك ،
If you can't understand that,

425
00:17:13,579 --> 00:17:14,612
من ثم...
then...

426
00:17:14,632 --> 00:17:18,065
كم يجب أن يكون عالمك حزينًا.
how sad your world must be.

427
00:17:26,507 --> 00:17:27,694
آه ، ها هي.
Ah, there she is.

428
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,797
الخطاب الذي جعل زوجها يبيع دراجته النارية.
The harpy who made her husband sell his motorcycle.

429
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:31,876
أبي من فضلك.
Dad, please.

430
00:17:31,896 --> 00:17:33,540
من فضلك لا شيء. أعلم لماذا فعلت هذا ،
Please, nothing. I know why you did this,

431
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:34,885
لكن دعني أخبرك بشيء واحد.
but let me tell you one thing.

432
00:17:34,905 --> 00:17:36,369
دراجة نارية أو لا دراجة نارية ،
Motorcycle or no motorcycle,

433
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,001
سأجد طريقة للوصول إلى العمل.
I'll find a way to get to work.

434
00:17:38,021 --> 00:17:39,116
أب!
Dad!

435
00:17:39,136 --> 00:17:40,627
سآخذ الحافلة إذا اضطررت لذلك.
I'll take the bus if I have to.

436
00:17:40,647 --> 00:17:43,326
بالتأكيد ، لا تستطيع الحافلة اصطحابي عند باب منزلي
Sure, the bus can't pick me up at my front door

437
00:17:43,346 --> 00:17:46,174
أو اجعل شعري يشعر بالرضا مع اهتزازاته الإيقاعية ...
or make my tushy feel good with its rhythmic vibrations...

438
00:17:46,194 --> 00:17:47,298
أبي ، انتظر.
Dad, wait.

439
00:17:47,318 --> 00:17:48,970
هل تسمع لي فقط من فضلك؟
Would you just listen to me, please?

440
00:17:48,990 --> 00:17:51,087
أنا سعيد لأنك حصلت على وظيفة.
I'm glad you got a job.

441
00:17:51,107 --> 00:17:52,779
لقد جعلت (دوغ) يتخلص من الدراجة النارية
I made Doug get rid of the motorcycle

442
00:17:52,799 --> 00:17:54,741
لأنها خطيرة للغاية.
because they're way too dangerous.

443
00:17:54,761 --> 00:17:56,186
اه.
Uh-huh.

444
00:17:56,206 --> 00:17:58,065
حسنا...
Well...

445
00:17:58,085 --> 00:18:00,643
هل تعلم ما هو أكثر خطورة؟
you know what's more dangerous?

446
00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:02,345
ماذا؟
What?

447
00:18:02,365 --> 00:18:04,374
وجود شخص ما يستاء منك
Having somebody resent you

448
00:18:04,394 --> 00:18:08,289
لجعلهم يتخلون عن حلمهم ...
for making them give up their dream...

449
00:18:08,309 --> 00:18:11,936
وأنت تعرف ما هو أكثر خطورة؟
and you know what's even more dangerous?

450
00:18:11,956 --> 00:18:13,270
ترك زوج من شورت بوكسر
Leaving a pair of boxer shorts

451
00:18:13,290 --> 00:18:14,467
التجفيف على سخان الفضاء ،
drying on a space heater,

452
00:18:14,487 --> 00:18:17,287
لذلك إذا سمحت لي ...
so if you'll excuse me...

453
00:18:24,519 --> 00:18:26,394
Aah!
Aah!

454
00:18:32,661 --> 00:18:34,927
بعت لك.
I sold you.

455
00:18:36,446 --> 00:18:38,751
أوه ، أطلق النار. أنت في المنزل بالفعل.
Oh, shoot. You're home already.

456
00:18:38,771 --> 00:18:39,616
لم تسنح لي الفرصة
I didn't get a chance

457
00:18:39,636 --> 00:18:41,217
لوضع القوس عليه حتى الآن.
to put the bow on it yet.

458
00:18:41,237 --> 00:18:42,193
حسنا...
Well...

459
00:18:42,213 --> 00:18:43,076
هنا.
here.

460
00:18:43,096 --> 00:18:43,834
ماذا او ما...
What...

461
00:18:43,854 --> 00:18:46,228
ماذا فعلت؟
What have you done?

462
00:18:46,276 --> 00:18:47,410
شعرت بالذنب حقا
I felt really guilty

463
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:48,438
حول جعلك تبيعها ،
about making you sell it,

464
00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:49,725
ولا أريدك أن تكرهني
and I didn't want you to hate me

465
00:18:49,745 --> 00:18:51,995
لبقية حياتك ، لذا ...
for the rest of your life, so...

466
00:18:52,015 --> 00:18:53,320
اشتريتها مرة أخرى.
I bought it back.

467
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:53,997
اشتريتها مرة أخرى!
You bought it back!

468
00:18:54,017 --> 00:18:54,998
هذا ...
That's...

469
00:18:55,018 --> 00:18:57,074
قمت بشرائه مرة أخرى.
You bought it back.

470
00:18:57,854 --> 00:18:58,671
إذن ما هو الاتفاق؟
So what's the deal?

471
00:18:58,691 --> 00:19:00,007
أنا لا أحصل على عناق لهذا؟
I don't get a hug for this?

472
00:19:00,027 --> 00:19:01,198
آه أجل!
Oh, yeah!

473
00:19:01,218 --> 00:19:03,456
نعم.
Yeah.

474
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,668
حاليا...
Now...

475
00:19:05,688 --> 00:19:07,744
ممنوع الركوب في الليل ،
no riding at night,

476
00:19:07,764 --> 00:19:09,366
ممنوع الركوب على الطريق السريع ،
no riding on the expressway,

477
00:19:09,386 --> 00:19:10,689
ولا ركوب في الأحوال الجوية السيئة.
and no riding in bad weather.

478
00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:11,151
لك ذالك؟
You got it?

479
00:19:11,171 --> 00:19:11,843
نعم. نعم.
Yeah. Yeah.

480
00:19:11,863 --> 00:19:12,507
اه انتظر.
Oh, wait.

481
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:14,827
لدي مفاجأة أخرى لك.
I have another surprise for you.

482
00:19:14,838 --> 00:19:18,570
هم فقط يواصلون القدوم ، أليس كذلك؟
They just keep coming, don't they?

483
00:19:19,623 --> 00:19:22,378
الآن يمكننا الذهاب لركوب الخيل معًا.
Now we can go riding together.

484
00:19:22,398 --> 00:19:24,151
انظر إلي.
Look at me.

485
00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:28,123
أنا بينكي توسكاديرو.
I'm Pinky Tuscadero.

486
00:19:28,143 --> 00:19:28,700
هيا.
Come on.

487
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,314
لنأخذها في جولة.
Let's take it for a spin.

488
00:19:30,334 --> 00:19:31,823
دعونا نكسر بعض الرؤوس ، حبيبي.
Let's bust some heads, baby.

489
00:19:31,843 --> 00:19:34,210
تمام.
Okay.

490
00:19:35,367 --> 00:19:36,839
هيا!
Come on!

491
00:19:36,859 --> 00:19:39,119
تمام! نعم! تمام!
Okay! Yeah! Okay!

492
00:19:39,139 --> 00:19:41,371
حسنا.
All right.

493
00:19:46,847 --> 00:19:49,442
عزيزتي ، لا تحتاج إلى ، مثل ...
Honey, don't you need to, like...

494
00:19:49,462 --> 00:19:52,729
ابدأ أو شيء من هذا القبيل؟
start it or something?

495
00:19:55,377 --> 00:19:56,197
قصة مضحكة.
Funny story.

496
00:19:56,217 --> 00:19:59,057
اه مهلا استعد للضحك
Uh, hey, get ready to laugh.

497
00:19:59,077 --> 00:20:01,555
اتضح أنني أكره الدراجة.
It turns out I hate the bike.

498
00:20:02,399 --> 00:20:02,961
ماذا؟
What?

499
00:20:02,981 --> 00:20:03,867
أنا أكره ذلك.
I hate it.

500
00:20:03,887 --> 00:20:05,104
مهلا ، دعنا نذهب لشراء هدية لك.
Hey, let's go buy you a gift.

501
00:20:05,124 --> 00:20:06,602
هيا.
Come on.

502
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:07,963
دوغ!
Doug!

503
00:20:07,983 --> 00:20:09,491
ماذا تقصد أنك تكره الدراجة؟
What do you mean you hate the bike?

504
00:20:09,511 --> 00:20:10,443
اعتقدت أنك أحببت هذا الشيء.
I thought you loved this thing.

505
00:20:10,463 --> 00:20:12,743
أنا لا أحبه ، حسنًا؟
I don't love it, okay?

506
00:20:12,763 --> 00:20:14,001
أعني ، تمطر ،
I mean, I get rained on,

507
00:20:14,021 --> 00:20:15,211
يضحك الناس عليّ ،
people laugh at me,

508
00:20:15,231 --> 00:20:16,754
وفي الليل لا يستطيع أحد رؤيتك.
and at night, no one can see you.

509
00:20:16,774 --> 00:20:17,537
في الليل ، ستموت.
At night, you're going to die.

510
00:20:17,557 --> 00:20:18,292
يمكنك كذلك مواجهته.
You might as well just face it.

511
00:20:18,312 --> 00:20:20,408
انت ستموت.
You're going to die.

512
00:20:20,465 --> 00:20:22,961
حسنًا ، ما هو هذا العبء الذي أعطيته لي
Well, then what was that load of crap you gave me

513
00:20:22,981 --> 00:20:24,188
حول كم أحببته ،
about how much you loved it,

514
00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:26,875
لكنك أحببت هذا أكثر؟
but you loved this more?

515
00:20:26,895 --> 00:20:27,966
لقد شعرت بالحرج ، حسنا؟
I was embarrassed, all right?

516
00:20:27,986 --> 00:20:28,879
كنت أحاول فقط الخروج من هذا
I was just trying to get out of this

517
00:20:28,899 --> 00:20:30,291
مع ذرة من الرجولة.
with a shred of manhood.

518
00:20:30,311 --> 00:20:31,418
وكنت تعتقد أنك ستفعل ذلك
And you thought you'd do that

519
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:34,141
بجعلي أشعر بالذنب لبقية حياتي؟
by making me feel guilty for the rest of my life?

520
00:20:34,161 --> 00:20:36,836
شعرت بالحق في ذلك الوقت ، نعم.
It felt right at the time, yeah.

521
00:20:36,856 --> 00:20:38,305
ما بكم؟
What is wrong with you?

522
00:20:38,325 --> 00:20:41,487
لقد وقعت هناك!
I fell there!

523
00:20:41,958 --> 00:20:43,297
انظر ، لقد كان خطأك أيضا.
Look, it was your fault too.

524
00:20:43,317 --> 00:20:44,044
خطأي؟
My fault?

525
00:20:44,064 --> 00:20:47,604
نعم ، هذا ... ضجيج الجرس مهين للغاية ، هل تعلم؟
Yeah, that... That buzzer noise is so insulting, you know?

526
00:20:47,624 --> 00:20:50,888
لا يعجبني عندما تفعله أمام أصدقائي ...
I don't like it when you do it in front of my friends...

527
00:20:50,908 --> 00:20:54,626
وأنا حقًا لا أحب ذلك عندما تفعله أثناء ممارسة الجنس.
and I really don't like it when you do it during sex.

528
00:20:54,646 --> 00:20:56,602
كان يمكن لأي شخص أن يدق لك على هذا.
Anybody would've buzzed you on that one.

529
00:20:56,622 --> 00:21:00,510
مرحبا. كانت مظلمة. كنت مرتبكا.
Hello. It was dark. I was disoriented.

530
00:21:00,530 --> 00:21:02,091
تمام.
Okay.

531
00:21:02,111 --> 00:21:06,525
أنا آسف لأنني أزعجتك بشأن الحصول على الدراجة النارية.
I'm sorry I buzzed you about getting the motorcycle.

532
00:21:06,545 --> 00:21:09,044
لقد فعلت ذلك فقط لأني أحبك.
I just did it because I love you.

533
00:21:09,064 --> 00:21:10,335
أنا أعرف. أنا...
I know. I...

534
00:21:10,355 --> 00:21:13,085
أنا أحبك أيضا. تعال الى هنا.
I love you too. Come here.

535
00:21:14,656 --> 00:21:15,638
حسنا.
All right.

536
00:21:15,658 --> 00:21:17,571
حسنًا ، لنرى أين نحن
Well, let's see where we're at

537
00:21:17,591 --> 00:21:19,515
مع هذا الشيء.
with this thing.

538
00:21:19,535 --> 00:21:21,640
لدينا دراجة لا نريدها
We got a bike that we don't want

539
00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:23,946
الذي اشتريناه مرتين
that we bought twice

540
00:21:23,966 --> 00:21:26,349
وأنا مدمن على التدخين.
and I'm addicted to smoking.

541
00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:29,337
نعم ، لكننا ، آه ... ما زلنا نحصل على هذا ، أليس كذلك؟
Yeah, but we, uh... We still got this, right?

542
00:21:29,357 --> 00:21:31,933
همم؟ آه أجل. لا يزال لدينا هذا.
Hmm? Oh, yeah. We still have this.

543
00:21:31,953 --> 00:21:34,185
حسنًا ...
Okay, um...

544
00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:35,999
أعتقد أنني سأتصل بديرك غدًا
I guess I'll just call Dirk tomorrow

545
00:21:36,019 --> 00:21:37,912
ومعرفة ما إذا كان بإمكاني استرداد 800 دولار.
and see if I can get my 800 bucks back.

546
00:21:37,932 --> 00:21:38,561
ثمانية؟
Eight?

547
00:21:38,581 --> 00:21:40,576
هل حصلت على الدراجة لمدة ثمانية؟
You, uh, you got the bike for eight?

548
00:21:40,596 --> 00:21:44,667
نعم. أراد 1200. هل تصدق ذلك؟
Yeah. He wanted 1200. Can you believe that?

549
00:21:44,687 --> 00:21:47,261
هذا كلام سخيف.
That's ridiculous.

550
00:22:01,078 --> 00:22:02,126
اهلا يا عزيزي.
Hey, honey.

551
00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:02,865
مهلا.
Hey.

552
00:22:02,885 --> 00:22:03,889
كيف تشعر؟
How you feeling?

553
00:22:03,909 --> 00:22:05,094
رائعة.
Great.

554
00:22:05,114 --> 00:22:07,532
تعمل رقعة النيكوتين هذه حقًا.
This nicotine patch really works.

555
00:22:07,552 --> 00:22:09,624
انها مثل ، "سيجارة؟"
It's like, "Cigarette?"

556
00:22:09,644 --> 00:22:11,281
"لا شكرا."
"No, thanks."

557
00:22:11,301 --> 00:22:14,285
حسن. أنا سعيد لأنك تشعر بهذه الطريقة.
Good. I'm glad you feel that way.

558
00:22:14,305 --> 00:22:15,437
كما تعلم ، أعتقد أننا نحصل عليه
You know, I think we're getting

559
00:22:15,457 --> 00:22:16,738
القليل من الشامبو.
a little low on shampoo.

560
00:22:16,758 --> 00:22:18,006
هل يمكنك التقاط بعضها لاحقًا؟
Can you pick up some later?

561
00:22:18,026 --> 00:22:19,583
لك ذالك.
You got it.

562
00:22:19,603 --> 00:22:20,497
أوه ، ولا تنسى ،
Oh, and don't forget,

563
00:22:20,517 --> 00:22:22,181
نحن نتناول العشاء مع ديكون وكيلي
we're having dinner with Deacon and Kelly

564
00:22:22,201 --> 00:22:24,966
يوم الخميس.
on Thursday.

565
00:22:26,966 --> 00:22:36,966
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