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DON'T ASK.
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DON'T TELL.
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IT'S PROBABLY OBVIOUS,
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ANYWAY.
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I WAS UP ALL NIGHT
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CRYING.
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LET'S SEE IF SHE'S HERE.
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GLORIA?!
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SARAH FINK,
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MY LAB PARTNER
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WHO I HOPED ONE DAY WOULD BE
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MY LOVE PARTNER.
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I CAUGHT ONE OF MY SO-CALLED
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FRIENDS HITTING ON HER,
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AND NOW
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SHE'S LIKE THE FETAL PIG
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WE ONCE
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SO HAPPILY SHARED --
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COLD, UNRESPONSIVE,
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HEARTLESS.
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YOU GOT TWO CHOICES --
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YOU CAN MOPE YOUR WAY UP THOSE
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STAIRS AND SOAK IN A PITY BATH,
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OR YOU CAN PICK YOURSELF UP,
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MARCH INTO THAT SCHOOL,
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AND ACT LIKE
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YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT GIRL.
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[ SIGHS ] THANKS.
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IF MOM ASKS,
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I BORROWED HER TUB PILLOW.
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JAY, DON'T FORGET TO DROP
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JOE AND MITCH AT CAM'S LATER!
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YEAH, WHAT TIME ARE THEY
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EXPECTING ME TO, UH --
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OH, WHAT THE HELL?
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OH, ISN'T IT CUTE?
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LAST NIGHT
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WHEN I WENT TO DO MY NAILS,
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THE GIRLS DID IT
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JUST FOR FUN.
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WHAT'S FUN ABOUT A LIFETIME
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OF GENDER CONFUSION?
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AY, PLEASE.
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IT'S THE SAME AS WHEN YOU TOOK
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HIM TO THE DODGERS GAME
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AND YOU BROUGHT HIM BACK
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WITH THAT DODGERS CAP.
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YOU THINK? OR IS IT DIFFERENT
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IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE RESPECT?
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AY, AND DON'T FORGET THAT PHIL
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IS GONNA BE MEETING YOU
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AT MITCH AND CAM'S
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TO HELP YOU BRING
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LILY'S PRINCESS CASTLE HERE.
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SHE'S OUTGROWN IT,
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BUT JOE LOVES THAT THING.
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AY, DON'T MAKE THAT FACE.
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YOU'RE GONNA BRING IT,
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RIGHT?
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SURE, HONEY.
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OKAY. HOLD HIM.
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I PICKED
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A FINE TIME TO RUN OUT
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OF LAVENDER BATH BEADS.
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I WANTED
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TWO ROUGH AND TUMBLE BOYS.
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I GOT A MANNY...
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AND A PEDI.
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♪♪♪
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SHE'S MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND,
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REALLY.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW,
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SHE'LL BE IN OUR LIVING ROOM,
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IF WE CAN FIT HER
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THROUGH THE DOORWAY.
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OKAY, I FEEL LIKE
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I HAVE TO ASK.
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DAD'S ABOUT
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TO BUY A "MISS PAC-MAN."
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MS.
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WHAT WAS OUR STRUGGLE FOR?
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AND NOT JUST
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ANY "MS. PAC-MAN,"
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BUT AN ORIGINAL 1982 FULLY
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RECONDITIONED PODIUM-STYLE UNIT.
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MM.
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WITH
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ORIGINAL COIN RETURN.
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MM.
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THEY'RE EVEN
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THROWING IN THE STOOL.
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MM.
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COME ON!
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OH, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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IT'S STUPID.
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JUST BE TAKING UP SPACE
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WE NEED
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FOR THINGS WE ACTUALLY USE,
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LIKE THE PIANO -- OH, WAIT.
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WHAT'S GOING ON
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WITH YOU?
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OH, I HAVE
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A THROBBING HEADACHE.
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IT'S MAKING IT
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HARD TO...
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PRETEND
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THAT YOU'RE SICK?
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YEAH, YOU JUST ATE
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A BUSHEL OF CEREAL.
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CHECK THE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY
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OF THE TROPHY CASE, BITCHES,
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'CAUSE MAMA'S BRINGING HOME
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SOME HARDWARE!
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AWARDS DAY AT SCHOOL --
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THE ONE DAY OF THE YEAR
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ALEX HAS SOME REAL SWAGGER.
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IRONICALLY, THE ONE THING
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SHE'S NOT GOOD AT.
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WHEN I SAY "TROPHY,"
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YOU SAY "TROPHY"!
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TROPHY!
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TROPHY!
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CAN I GET A WHA-WHAT?
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What?
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BAM!
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[ GLASSES CLATTER ]
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BAM!
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BAM!
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I ALWAYS WORRIED THAT
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ALEX WINNING ALL THOSE AWARDS
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WOULD BOTHER LUKE,
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AND LOOKS LIKE IT FINALLY DID.
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CAN'T BE EASY GROWING UP IN THE
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SHADOW OF A SUPERSTAR SISTER.
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LOOK AT MITCHELL.
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BAM.
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OKAY, DO YOU HAVE
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ANY QUEENS?
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YEAH, TWO BIG ONES.
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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IT WAS FUNNY THE FIRST TIME.
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NOW IT'S JUST GETTING MEAN.
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[ THUD ]
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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MR. POLASKY, OUR UPSTAIRS
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NEIGHBOR, DIED LAST WEEK.
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HE WAS 93, AND HE'D BEEN SICK
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FOR A WHILE.
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YEAH, AND WE --
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WE TRIED CHEERING HIM UP
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WITH A "GET WELL" SIGN
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IN THE FRONT YARD.
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OKAY,
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HOW'S THAT LOOK?
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Cameron:
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LOOKS GREAT.
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UH-HUH.
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HONESTLY.
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OH.
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NO! NO.
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Mitchell:
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"GET WELL SON"?
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OKAY, WELL,
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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"SOON" SEEMED
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A LITTLE BOSSY ANYWAY.
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MITCHELL AND I
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HAVE ALWAYS DISCUSSED
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TRYING TO BUY THE PLACE
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IN THE EVENT
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SOMETHING HAPPENED TO STAN.
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WE -- WE COULD USE
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THE EXTRA SPACE FOR A GUEST ROOM
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OR AN OFFICE
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OR MAYBE EVEN...
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A NURSERY.
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I THINK
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I MAY WANT ANOTHER CHILD.
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BUT I DON'T WANT TO
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BRING IT UP TO MITCHELL
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AND PUT PRESSURE ON HIM
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BECAUSE HE'S BEEN SO ADAMANT
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ABOUT NOT WANTING ONE.
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THE LAST THING
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HE'S THINKING ABOUT IS A...
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NURSERY.
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LATELY,
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I'VE BEEN HAVING STIRRINGS,
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BUT BECAUSE IT WAS SUCH
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AN EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER
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IN THE PAST,
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I DON'T WANT TO BRING IT UP
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UNLESS I HAVE
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SOME SORT OF INDICATION...
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THAT WE'RE BOTH
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ON THE SAME PAGE.
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THAT'S WHY, WHEN GLORIA ASKED
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IF WE'D WATCH JOE,
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I SAID "SURE."
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IT'D BE A CHANCE
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TO REMIND MITCHELL
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HOW NICE IT IS
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TO...HAVE A BABY.
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HEY!
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CLAIRE DUNPHY.
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WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?
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OH, IT'S NOT SO MUCH
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WHAT YOU CAN DO ME FOR.
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SOUNDED A --
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A TINY BIT PROSTITUTE-Y.
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I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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ACTUALLY, I DO HAVE
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A TINY FAVOR TO ASK.
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YOU KNOW,
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I LOVE YOUR FAMILY.
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OH.
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I MEAN, HALEY,
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OUR HOMECOMING QUEEN.
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YEAH.
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AND NOW ALEX WINNING JUST ABOUT
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EVERY ACADEMIC AWARD.
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OH, I KNOW.
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IT'S BEEN AN HONOR
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TO TEACH THE DUNPHY CHILDREN.
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WELL, TODAY I'M HERE
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TO TALK ABOUT LUKE.
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IS THAT
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THE SCIENCE RABBIT?
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THAT'S MY SON.
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OH! YES. OF COURSE.
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THAT'S SORT OF THE POINT.
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I THINK HE'S FEELING
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A LITTLE BIT OVERLOOKED.
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I WAS WONDERING
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IF YOU COULD JUST,
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YOU KNOW, TOSS HIM
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ONE OF THOSE AWARDS TODAY.
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JUST...
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[ CLICKS TONGUE ]
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WELL, I'M AFRAID
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ALL OF THE AWARD WINNERS
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HAVE ALREADY BEEN DECIDED.
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[ SIGHS ]
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YEAH.
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OH, BUT, HEY,
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IF IT MAKES HIM FEEL BETTER,
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HE WAS IN THE RUNNING
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FOR THE INTEGRITY AWARD.
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HE JUST GOT EDGED OUT
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BY --
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SCOTT WHEELER?
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OH, THAT LITTLE WEASEL'S
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A NARC.
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HALLOWEEN CARNIVAL,
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2008 --
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[ Mockingly ]
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"MRS. DUNPHY'S GRAPE JUICE
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SMELLS LIKE MEDICINE."
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IT WAS A LONG MORNING.
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IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH
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TO HIM.
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WELL, CLAIRE...
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THAT WOULDN'T BE FAIR.
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I KNOW. I'M SORRY.
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[ GROANS ]
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I'M SO SORRY.
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MM-HMM.
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I-I-I REALLY AM --
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SO EMBARRASSING.
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MAYBE THERE'S
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SOME SORT OF, UM --
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I DON'T KNOW, LIKE, A -- A --
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A DONATION OR SOMETHING
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I COULD GIVE TO THE AUTO SHOP
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TO, UM...GREASE THE WHEELS.
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WE'RE GOOD ON GREASE.
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BUT YOU CAN NEVER HAVE
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TOO MUCH BRAKE FLUID, SO --
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OR PERHAPS THE SOCCER TEAM
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COULD USE SOME NEW CLEATS,
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HELP THEM GET THEIR...
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KICK BACK?
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OKAY, MRS. DUNPHY, I'M REALLY
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DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
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TO IGNORE THE FACT
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THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO BRIBE ME
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FOR THE MARLON BONIFACE
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INTEGRITY AWARD.
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OH! I'M SO GLAD
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YOU CAN REMEMBER THAT NAME,
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BUT YOU CAN'T REMEMBER
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LUKE.
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MY FIRST DAY OFF IN A MONTH,
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I'M HEADED OUT THE DOOR
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TO GO SHOPPING WITH GLORIA,
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AND MY STUPID BOSS NEEDS ME
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TO PICK UP SOME STUPID ORCHID.
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LIKE MY TIME'S NOT VALUABLE?
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GLORIA WAS GONNA HELP ME
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PICK OUT A TOE RING.
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OH, I DON'T CARE
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IF YOU ARE HERE ILLEGALLY,
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YOU'RE GORGEOUS.
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LISTEN, MISTER, FOR YOUR
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INFORMATION, I AM --
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FLOWER.
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HE'S TALKING...FLOWER.
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GAVIN, I WOULD LIKE
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TO INTRODUCE YOU --
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WHERE ARE THE PHOTOS
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FROM THE MILAN SHOW I ASKED FOR?
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I-I DON'T REMEMBER
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YOU ASKING FOR THEM.
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OH. I GUESS ONE OF US
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IS MISTAKEN, BUT WHO?
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THE FASHION ICON
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PROFILED BY VANITY FAIR
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FOR PIONEERING
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A NEW SOCK LENGTH,
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OR THE PART-TIME EMPLOYEE
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WHO SHARES A STAPLER?
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SORRY.
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SORRY, SORRY, SORRY.
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HERE THEY ARE.
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OH, LOOK WHAT'S NEW
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FOR FALL.
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THUMBPRINTS.
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DO YOU KNOW THE THAI, GERMAN,
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ARGENTINE, MEXICAN
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GOURMET FOOD TRUCK
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BACK TO BASICS?
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YES.
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I NEED YOU TO MAKE ME
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A STANDING RESERVATION THERE.
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HOW DO I MAKE
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A STANDING RESERVATION?
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PARKING'S A BITCH.
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I NEED YOU TO GO THERE,
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FIND A SPOT,
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AND STAND IN IT
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UNTIL I ARRIVE.
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I WANTED TO KILL HIM.
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BUT I BITE MY TONGUE,
344
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BECAUSE IN THIS FAMILY,
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THEY THINK
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THAT I AM A COLOMBIAN HOTHEAD,
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WHICH IS CRAZY BECAUSE
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A COLOMBIAN HOT HEAD IS
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WHEN YOU SET SOMEBODY'S HEAD
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ON FIRE.
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IT SMELLS TERRIBLE,
352
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BUT IT SENDS A MESSAGE.
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[ HORN HONKING ]
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GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
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IT'S ME -- GLORIA.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I TOLD YOU
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TO GO SHOPPING WITHOUT ME.
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I COULDN'T ENJOY IT
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KNOWING YOU'RE STANDING THERE
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LIKE A LITTLE ORANGE CONE.
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IT'S MY JOB.
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IT'S FINE.
363
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NO, IT'S NOT FINE.
364
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HE'S A TERRIBLE MAN.
365
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BUT I DID A LITTLE SOMETHING
366
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TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
367
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[ GASPS ] OH, MY GOD,
368
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
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HE MESSES WITH SOMETHING
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I LOVE --
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I MESS WITH SOMETHING
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HE LOVES.
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THE SECOND
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IT GOES MISSING,
375
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HE'S GOING TO CHECK
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SECURITY CAMERAS,
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AND I'M GOING TO
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GET FIRED.
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SO WHAT?
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HE'S THE WORST PERSON
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I HAVE EVER MET,
382
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AND THERE WAS A MAN
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IN MY VILLAGE
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NAMED
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FLAVIO THE BABY PUNCHER.
386
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OHH.
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[ HORN HONKS ]
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HEY, CONE. MOVE.
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UM, OKAY.
390
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UM, JUST -- JUST LEAVING.
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[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
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HELLO?
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FASTER.
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OH.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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Claire:
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I'D ALREADY BEEN CAUGHT
398
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TRYING TO BRIBE THE PRINCIPAL,
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BUT BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
400
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I WAS STILL TRYING
401
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TO THINK OF A WAY
402
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TO GET LUKE THAT AWARD.
403
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THEN I SAW SCOTT WHEELER.
404
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YEAH, HE WAS A NARC
405
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AND A GOODY TWO-SHOES,
406
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BUT HE WAS ALSO JUST A CHILD.
407
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AND I KNEW
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THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
409
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SOMETIMES ALL IT TAKES
410
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IS A LITTLE NUDGE.
411
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[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEPING ]
412
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WHAT?
413
00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:12,033
HE IS SO ADORABLE.
414
00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:12,033
I KNOW, ISN'T HE?
415
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REMEMBER WHEN LILY
416
00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:14,161
WAS LIKE THIS?
417
00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:15,954
WHAT DO YOU SAY
418
00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:15,954
WHEN I'M NOT HERE?
419
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UM...
420
00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:18,957
JOE, LET'S SHOW MITCHELL
421
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HOW YOU CAN CATCH
422
00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,541
AND THROW THE BALL.
423
00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:21,584
LET'S SEE.
424
00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,337
WOW!
425
00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,337
[ LAUGHS ]
426
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IS THIS SO THAT
427
00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:24,545
I'LL LEARN?
428
00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:26,006
OH, YES --
429
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WELL, NO, BUT, I MEAN,
430
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IF YOU PICK UP ON IT,
431
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THAT'D BE GREAT.
432
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OKAY, WELL, NO,
433
00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:28,842
ACTUALLY, HERE --
434
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JOE, LET'S SHOW CAM
435
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HOW WE CAN DANCE, HUH?
436
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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
437
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I LOVE A DANCE PARTY.
438
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OH, THERE WE ARE.
439
00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,472
I LIKE THIS BEAT.
440
00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:34,972
SHOULD I JOIN YOU?
441
00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:34,972
YES, OF COURSE.
442
00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,140
OKAY, IF YOU INSIST.
443
00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,558
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
444
00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,354
OH, HOW FUN IS THIS?
445
00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,354
SO FUN.
446
00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:42,481
YOU LOOK SO HAPPY.
447
00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:42,481
YOU LOOK SO HAPPY.
448
00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:43,857
NO, SERIOUSLY,
449
00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:43,857
I WISH YOU COULD SEE
450
00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:45,566
THE HAPPY LOOK
451
00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:45,566
ON YOUR FACE.
452
00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:47,694
WELL, IF IT'S HALF AS HAPPY
453
00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:47,694
AS THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE...
454
00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:50,655
[ CLICKS ]
455
00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:50,655
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
456
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MITCHELL,
457
00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,573
ARE WE ALMOST DISCUSSING
458
00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:54,575
WHAT I THINK
459
00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:54,575
WE'RE ALMOST DISCUSSING?
460
00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:56,286
I WANT TO HAVE
461
00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:56,286
ANOTHER BABY.
462
00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:56,286
I DO, TOO.
463
00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:57,787
I JUST WAS AFRAID
464
00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:57,787
TO SAY ANYTHING.
465
00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,289
I WAS, TOO.
466
00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:00,665
I -- BUT THE TIMING
467
00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:00,665
SEEMS RIGHT, RIGHT?
468
00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,667
I MEAN, WE BOTH SEEM TO BE
469
00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,667
ON THE SAME PAGE.
470
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,295
I-I JUST REALLY MISS
471
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,295
HAVING A BABY AROUND.
472
00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:06,587
THE WRITING'S
473
00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:06,587
ON THE WALL.
474
00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,089
BUT MOSTLY
475
00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,089
ON THE CURTAINS.
476
00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,383
OH, BOY, OKAY.
477
00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,259
OH.
478
00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,259
ALL RIGHT.
479
00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,259
THAT'S FINE.
480
00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:19,600
[ SIGHS ]
481
00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:22,562
THERE'S WATER UNDERNEATH
482
00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:22,562
THE SEAT THERE IF YOU WANT IT.
483
00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,401
THOSE GUYS
484
00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,401
AT THE LOADING DOCK
485
00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:28,860
REALLY GAVE ME
486
00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:28,860
THE BUSINESS
487
00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,321
WHEN THEY FOUND OUT
488
00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,321
I WAS HAULING A PRINCESS CASTLE.
489
00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,572
[ LAUGHS ]
490
00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:39,620
SOMETHING WAS BUGGING HIM.
491
00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:39,620
HE NEEDED TO TALK.
492
00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:41,915
IT'S LIKE
493
00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:41,915
I DON'T WANT TO BE HAPPY.
494
00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:45,460
WELL, YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY GOT
495
00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:45,460
SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND.
496
00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:46,878
CLAIRE AND I HAD A THING.
497
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,213
OH, YOU'RE
498
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,213
JUST GONNA MAKE FUN OF ME.
499
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:52,008
NO, I PROMISE
500
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:52,008
I WON'T MAKE FUN OF YOU.
501
00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:54,302
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
502
00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:54,302
A "MS. PAC-MAN" MACHINE,
503
00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,554
BUT CLAIRE SAID NO.
504
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,638
ACTUALLY,
505
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,638
SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
506
00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,891
SHE JUST MADE A DISAPPROVING
507
00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,891
NOISE, AND I ROLLED OVER.
508
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:00,934
PRETTY WIMPY, HUH?
509
00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:02,269
NO. I'VE BEEN THERE.
510
00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,895
REALLY?
511
00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,895
YOU HAVE TO SOMETIMES.
512
00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,730
THAT'S THE WAY
513
00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,730
MARRIAGES WORK.
514
00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:09,276
ALL THIS HAPPY WIFE,
515
00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:09,276
HAPPY LIFE SORT OF STUFF.
516
00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,361
TELL YOU
517
00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,361
WHAT WOULD MAKE ME HAPPY.
518
00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:12,653
THIS BAD BOY RIGHT HERE.
519
00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:13,654
IT'S STILL
520
00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:13,654
IN MY SHOPPING CART
521
00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,323
'CAUSE I JUST CAN'T SAY
522
00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,323
GOODBYE.
523
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,533
WHO DOESN'T WANT
524
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,533
A HAPPY LIFE?
525
00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:17,700
BUT SOON YOU'RE SAYING,
526
00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:17,700
"YES, DEAR,"
527
00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,119
AND, "WHATEVER YOU NEED,
528
00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,119
DEAR,"
529
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,454
WITHOUT
530
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,454
EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT.
531
00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,247
ANTI-GLARE PLEXI,
532
00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,247
REINFORCED PODIUM.
533
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,749
STAND UP EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,
534
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,749
YOU LOSE ALL YOUR POWER.
535
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,376
IT'S EVEN GOT A WRIST PAD
536
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,376
FOR YOUR KNOB HAND.
537
00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:27,668
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
538
00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,837
YOU'RE PICKING UP
539
00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,837
A PINK PRINCESS CASTLE
540
00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:31,672
FOR YOUR
541
00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:31,672
PEDICURED 2-YEAR-OLD,
542
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,383
SAYING GOODBYE
543
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,383
TO YOUR LAST CHANCE
544
00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,676
TO HAVE ONE RED-BLOODED MAN
545
00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,676
IN THE FAMILY.
546
00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:37,678
AND YOU'RE GETTING
547
00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:37,678
THAT DAMN GAME, PHIL!
548
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,681
WHAT IN THE NAME OF "PAC-MAN"
549
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,681
CREATOR TORU IWATANI
550
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,267
HAVE YOU DONE?!
551
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,267
YOU DESERVE IT.
552
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,185
YOU WORK HARD.
553
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,185
YOU PROVIDE FOR YOUR FAMILY.
554
00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:45,395
NO REGRETS.
555
00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,522
YOU KNOW WHAT?
556
00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,522
I DON'T REGRET IT.
557
00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,357
'COURSE YOU DON'T.
558
00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:52,193
I'M THE OWNER
559
00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:52,193
OF A "MS. PAC-MAN"!
560
00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:53,528
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
561
00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,696
THIS IS EXHILARATING!
562
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,698
THANKS, JAY. AHH.
563
00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,200
YOU KNOW,
564
00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,200
EVERY NOW AND THEN,
565
00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:00,494
I WONDER HOW YOU
566
00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:00,494
REALLY FEEL ABOUT ME --
567
00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:00,494
BUP BUP BUP BUP!
568
00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:02,745
I'M SURE YOU'D DO
569
00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:02,745
THE SAME FOR ME.
570
00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,540
GOTCHA.
571
00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,540
GOOD.
572
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,584
MESSAGE RECEIVED.
573
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,584
GOOD.
574
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:13,965
WHAT THE HELL
575
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:13,965
DID YOU DO?!
576
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,509
I THOUGHT
577
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,509
YOU SENT ME A MESSAGE!
578
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:16,801
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!
579
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,553
THANK GOD
580
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,553
IT'S STILL IN ONE PIECE.
581
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:19,720
WE CAN PROBABLY --
582
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,306
OH!
583
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,232
OKAY, DUMMY.
584
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,733
WE GET THIS THING
585
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,733
IN THE BACKYARD,
586
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:33,943
WE NAIL IT TOGETHER,
587
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,362
AND GLORIA
588
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,362
WILL NEVER FIND OUT.
589
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:36,530
DON'T DO THIS, JAY.
590
00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:38,615
AS YOUR BEST FRIEND,
591
00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:38,615
I IMPLORE YOU.
592
00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:40,116
IF WE REBUILD
593
00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:40,116
THIS CASTLE,
594
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,742
WE TEAR DOWN
595
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,742
EVERYTHING WE BUILT TODAY.
596
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,453
WHAT? AND WHAT?!
597
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:44,787
WE STOOD UP FOR OURSELVES.
598
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,456
THERE'S NO TURNING BACK.
599
00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:49,125
WE'RE GOING TO TELL CLAIRE
600
00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:49,125
AND GLORIA WHAT WE DID.
601
00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,586
I'M SCARED, PHIL, OKAY?
602
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,672
THEY COUNT ON THAT FEAR.
603
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,672
THEY FEED OFF IT.
604
00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:54,755
NO MORE.
605
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,341
[ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]
606
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,344
SOMEONE'S LOOKING
607
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,344
SEXY AND SWEATY.
608
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,387
THAT'S RIGHT.
609
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,804
AND THIS SEXY, SWEATY SOMEONE
610
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,764
IS NOW THE PROUD OWNER
611
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,764
OF A VINTAGE "MS. PAC-MAN" GAME.
612
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,392
OH, IT CAME?
613
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,935
THEY PROMISED THEY WEREN'T GONNA
614
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,935
DELIVER IT UNTIL TOMORROW.
615
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,812
I WANTED TO BE THERE
616
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,812
TO SEE YOUR FACE.
617
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,356
IT WAS KILLING ME
618
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,356
THIS MORNING
619
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,773
WHEN YOU SAID
620
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,773
YOU WANTED TO GET YOUR OWN.
621
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,775
DO YA LOVE IT?
622
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:15,694
LOVE -- I LOVE YOU.
623
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:16,444
YEAH.
624
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:17,778
Gloria: JAY?
625
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,030
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
626
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,823
JOE'S GONNA BE HERE
627
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,823
IN 30 MINUTES.
628
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,784
[ GASPS ]
629
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,784
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CASTLE?
630
00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:24,785
LITTLE SNAFU.
631
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:25,786
ABOUT
632
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:25,786
THIS PRINCESS CASTLE --
633
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:26,787
Claire: WHAT'S THAT?
634
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,623
BLACK PAINT
635
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,623
AND A SKULL FLAG
636
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,791
SO THAT WE CAN TURN
637
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,791
THIS PRINCESS THING
638
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:31,792
INTO A PIRATE CASTLE.
639
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:32,793
PIRATE CASTLE?
640
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,003
YES. HE'S A BOY.
641
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,630
WE HAVE TALKED
642
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,630
ABOUT THIS.
643
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:36,964
WHY DO MEN
644
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:36,964
NEVER LISTEN?
645
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,092
IT'S ALWAYS,
646
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,092
"SURE, HONEY. SURE, HONEY."
647
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,052
I DON'T KNOW.
648
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,052
MARRIAGE IS HARD.
649
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,722
OKAY, WE CAN SOLVE
650
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,722
BOTH OUR PROBLEMS.
651
00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:45,848
WE PUT THIS PRINCESS CASTLE
652
00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:45,848
TOGETHER IN THE NEXT 30 MINUTES.
653
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,267
LET'S GO! GO, GO!
654
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,767
HOW DOES THAT
655
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,767
SOLVE MY PROBLEM?
656
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,767
JUST GO!
657
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,689
OH, MY GOSH,
658
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,689
WHAT HAPPENED?
659
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,524
JOE TOOK LILY'S CAR
660
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,524
FOR A LITTLE SPIN.
661
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,817
HAD A LITTLE FERN-DER BENDER,
662
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,817
BUT IT'S OKAY. IT'S FINE.
663
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,319
WELL, THE CURTAINS
664
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,319
HE DREW ON
665
00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,696
ARE GONNA NEED TO BE
666
00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,696
PROFESSIONALLY CLEANED,
667
00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:00,988
BUT THEY WERE OVERDUE.
668
00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:00,988
OH.
669
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,491
YEAH. IT'S FUN HAVING
670
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,491
THIS ENERGY BACK IN THE HOUSE.
671
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:06,827
IT IS. WHERE IS THAT LITTLE
672
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:06,827
PUDDING-FILLED ROCKET, ANYWAY?
673
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,496
Cameron: OH, THERE HE IS.
674
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,496
THERE HE GOES.
675
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:09,997
YOU SEE HIM?
676
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:09,997
OKAY, YEAH, HE'S GOING
677
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:09,997
INTO THE BATHROOM.
678
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,541
OKAY. OH.
679
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,541
IT'S LOCKED.
680
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,541
LOCKED?
681
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:12,833
I'M GONNA GO AROUND
682
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:12,833
TO THE OTHER DOOR. YEAH.
683
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:13,960
JOE!
684
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:13,960
JOE!
685
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,296
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
686
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,714
OKAY, WELL,
687
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,714
THAT'S GONNA CLOG.
688
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:18,757
ALL RIGHT,
689
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:18,757
I'LL GET THE PLUNGER.
690
00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:19,840
OKAY, NOW,
691
00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:19,840
SWEETIE, LISTEN.
692
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,301
WE CAN'T USE
693
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,301
THAT MUCH TOILET PAPER
694
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,260
BECAUSE IT'S WASTEFUL.
695
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,136
[ WATER SPLASHES ]
696
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,845
OH, MY GOSH.
697
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,845
MY KEYS.
698
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,013
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
699
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,641
NO, NO!
700
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,641
NO! NO, NO, NO!
701
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,142
OH, GOOD,
702
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,142
IT DIDN'T CLOG.
703
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:30,310
OKAY. OH, GEEZ.
704
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:31,561
[ SIGHS ]
705
00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:35,565
LILY, DID YOU SPILL PURPLE PAINT
706
00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:35,565
ON THE FLOOR?
707
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,233
YEAH,
708
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,233
I'M THE PROBLEM TODAY.
709
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,485
OH, GEEZ.
710
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,737
OH, GOD!
711
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,737
THE VANDERKOFF!
712
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:41,862
WHAT?
713
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:42,905
OH, GOD,
714
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:42,905
THE VANDERKOFF!
715
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,699
IT'S OKAY.
716
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,699
IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
717
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,326
WE'LL -- WE'LL JUST GET IT
718
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,326
PROFESSIONALLY CLEANED.
719
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,868
YEAH, W-WE'LL JUST THROW IT IN
720
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,868
WITH THE CURTAINS. [ CHUCKLES ]
721
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,120
Joe: BALL!
722
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,580
[ GASPS ] OH, NO,
723
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,580
THAT'S NOT A BALL.
724
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:51,872
THAT'S NOT A BALL, NO.
725
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:51,872
NO, NO, NO.
726
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,667
THAT'S A CRIMINALLY EXPENSIVE
727
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,667
SANTANGELO BOWL.
728
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:54,917
OKAY, I'M GONNA
729
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:54,917
SNEAK AROUND BEHIND HIM
730
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,336
AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA
731
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,336
KEEP HIM TALKING.
732
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:57,920
JOE, YOU DON'T WANT
733
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:57,920
TO DO THIS.
734
00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:00,173
YOU KNOW, AS OF RIGHT NOW,
735
00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:00,173
YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG.
736
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,882
YOU JUST
737
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,882
HAND THAT OVER TO ME,
738
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,884
AND IT'S LIKE
739
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,884
NOTHING EVER HAPPENED, SEE?
740
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,262
OKAY, HE'S NOT BABY FACE NELSON.
741
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,262
HE'S AN ACTUAL BABY.
742
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:07,806
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
743
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:07,806
YOU WANT TO HELP OUT?
744
00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:08,889
SLIDE SOMETHING UNDERNEATH IT
745
00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:08,889
LIKE A THROW PILLOW.
746
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:09,766
THROW!
747
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:09,766
[ BOWL SHATTERS ]
748
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:10,725
AAH!
749
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:11,685
OH.
750
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:12,893
OH.
751
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,729
[ CHUCKLES ]
752
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,729
AAH!
753
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,939
YOU FORGET WHAT A HANDFUL KIDS
754
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,939
ARE WHEN THEY'RE LITTLE, HUH?
755
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,566
YEAH, I DIDN'T REALIZE
756
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,566
HOW EASY WE HAVE IT
757
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,527
NOW THAT LILY'S
758
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,527
SO INDEPENDENT.
759
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,527
YEAH.
760
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,903
PLUS, WE'RE NOT AS YOUNG AS
761
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,903
WE WERE WHEN SHE WAS LIKE THIS.
762
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,322
MITCHELL, ARE -- ARE
763
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,322
WE ALMOST DISCUSSING
764
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,824
WHAT I THINK
765
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,824
WE'RE ALMOST DISCUSSING?
766
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,992
MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T RUSH
767
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,992
INTO HAVING ANOTHER KID?
768
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,953
IT'S A BIG DECISION, AND I LOVE
769
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,953
THE WAY OUR LIVES ARE NOW.
770
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,498
OH, GOD, ME TOO!
771
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,498
OHH.
772
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,625
TH-TH-THIS DOESN'T MAKE US
773
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,625
SELFISH PEOPLE, DOES IT?
774
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,168
OF COURSE NOT.
775
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,879
BABY JOE'S
776
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,879
STUCK IN THE WELL.
777
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:42,882
LEAVE HIM.
778
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:42,882
HE'S FINE.
779
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,304
NO, NO, NO.
780
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,304
A LITTLE BIT MORE TO THE LEFT.
781
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,930
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
782
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:50,931
I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO
783
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:50,931
BEG YOU TO GO SHOPPING.
784
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,308
WELL, I HAVE TO MAKE SURE
785
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:53,934
THAT YOU'RE PUTTING THAT THING
786
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:53,934
IN THE RIGHT PLACE
787
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:56,020
SINCE THIS STUPID, HORRIBLE JOB
788
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:56,020
IS SO IMPORTANT TO YOU.
789
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,814
AY, HALEY, I HAVE TO SAY
790
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,982
TODAY I LOST
791
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,982
A LITTLE BIT OF RESPECT FOR YOU.
792
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,942
GOODBYE, GLORIA.
793
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,944
YOU NEED TO LEARN
794
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,944
HOW TO STAND UP FOR YOURSELF.
795
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:06,322
DO YOU KNOW HOW EASY THAT IS
796
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:06,322
FOR YOU TO SAY?
797
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:09,033
NO, NO. NOTHING IN ENGLISH
798
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:09,033
IS EASY FOR ME TO SAY.
799
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,536
UNLIKE YOU,
800
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,536
I DON'T HAVE A RICH HUSBAND.
801
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,830
WHAT I DO HAVE IS A REPUTATION
802
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,830
FOR BEING A SCREW-UP
803
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,623
WHO NEVER FOLLOWS THROUGH
804
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,623
ON ANYTHING.
805
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:16,957
[ SIGHS ]
806
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,626
WHICH IS WHY, IN CASE
807
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,626
YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,
808
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,837
I'M IN MY THIRD YEAR
809
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,837
OF A TWO-YEAR COLLEGE PROGRAM
810
00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,630
AND STILL LIVING
811
00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,630
IN MY PARENTS' BASEMENT.
812
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,965
LOOK, I KNOW
813
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,965
THAT THIS JOB SUCKS,
814
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,468
BUT IT MIGHT ACTUALLY LEAD
815
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,468
TO SOMETHING.
816
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,262
DO YOU KNOW WHO
817
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,262
HAD THIS JOB FIVE YEARS AGO?
818
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:32,682
GAVIN, AND HE WORKED FOR AN EVEN
819
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:32,682
BIGGER JACKASS THAN HE IS.
820
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,975
HEY!
821
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,975
THAT WAS A QUICK LUNCH.
822
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:35,976
YEAH,
823
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:35,976
THE LINE WAS TOO SHORT.
824
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,687
IT'S OVER.
825
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,687
I CAN'T BE SEEN THERE.
826
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:40,815
I WOULDN'T WANT PEOPLE
827
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:40,815
TO THINK I WAS A JACKASS.
828
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:42,983
UH, LOOK, WHEN --
829
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:42,983
WHEN I SAID THAT,
830
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,569
I REALLY DIDN'T --
831
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:45,862
OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,
832
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:45,862
YOU WERE JUST LEAVING.
833
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:46,987
SECOND OF ALL,
834
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:46,987
MAYBE PERMANENTLY.
835
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,032
UM. YEAH.
836
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,826
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
837
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:52,993
FASTER.
838
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,078
YOU KNOW WHAT, GAVIN?
839
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:54,995
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF --
840
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:54,995
NO.
841
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:55,996
WHAT? WHY NOT?
842
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,248
IT'S TIME I STOOD UP
843
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,248
TO THIS GUY.
844
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,875
I'M PROBABLY
845
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,875
GONNA GET FIRED,
846
00:15:58,917 --> 00:15:59,793
SO I MIGHT AS WELL
847
00:15:58,917 --> 00:15:59,793
GET IN A COUPLE SHOTS
848
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,001
BEFORE I LOSE MY DENTAL.
849
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,002
NO, YOU WERE
850
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,002
RIGHT BEFORE.
851
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,212
IT'S VERY EASY
852
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,212
TO BE LIKE ME,
853
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,005
TO SCREAM FIRST
854
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,005
AND THINK LATER.
855
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,633
BUT THAT'S
856
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,633
NOT HOW THE WORLD WORKS.
857
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:07,467
LET ME GO TALK TO HIM.
858
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,009
NO.
859
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,009
YES.
860
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,470
I CAUSED ALL THIS.
861
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:13,013
ANYWAYS, IT'S GOOD FOR ME
862
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:13,013
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
863
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,642
TO SWALLOW MY PRIDE.
864
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,605
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
865
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,605
OH.
866
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,649
I JUST WANT YOU
867
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,649
TO LISTEN TO MY VOICE
868
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,276
AND LOOK INTO MY EYES
869
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,276
AND ASK YOURSELF,
870
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,028
"DID THIS WOMAN MADE IT
871
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,028
ALL THE WAY HERE FROM COLOMBIA
872
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,114
WITHOUT KNOWING
873
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,114
SOME VERY BAD MEN
874
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:33,952
WHO WOULD LOVE
875
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:33,952
TO DO HER A FAVOR?"
876
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,123
OKAY. I DON'T KNOW
877
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,123
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT,
878
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,208
BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD
879
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,208
TO APOLOGIZE.
880
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,544
[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]
881
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,045
OH, MY GOD,
882
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,045
I STILL HAVE MY JOB.
883
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,881
OH, THAT'S GREAT!
884
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,881
LET'S GO CELEBRATE!
885
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,048
[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]
886
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,634
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
887
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,634
I CAN'T.
888
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,051
I HAVE TO GO SPREAD SEEDS
889
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,051
ON HIS FRONT LAWN
890
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,053
SO HE CAN RUN THROUGH BIRDS
891
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,053
WHEN HE GETS HOME.
892
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:56,599
I HAVE ONE MORE THING
893
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:56,599
THAT I NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR.
894
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,980
CALL ME THE PERIODIC TABLE,
895
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,980
'CAUSE I GOT ALL THE "METALS."
896
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:02,772
YEAH!
897
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:03,982
THAT'S NICE, HONEY.
898
00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,273
LUKE, HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
899
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,443
WELL, LUKE WON
900
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,443
THE BONIFACE INTEGRITY AWARD,
901
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,069
WHEREAS I GOT ALL --
902
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,363
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
903
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,071
THAT IS FANTASTIC!
904
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:12,949
I'M SO PROUD OF --
905
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,534
Luke:
906
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,534
THE BONERFACE!
907
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,536
YOU WIN THAT AWARD,
908
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,536
EVERYONE CALLS YOU "BONERFACE."
909
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,078
IT'S THE SUPER NERD AWARD.
910
00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:20,455
MY UNDERWEAR GOT PULLED
911
00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:20,455
OVER MY HEAD BY A GIRL.
912
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,082
IT ALWAYS GOES
913
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,082
TO SCOTT WHEELER,
914
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,460
BUT SOMEONE PUSHED HIS CAR
915
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,460
INTO A HANDICAPPED SPOT
916
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,086
SO I'D GET THE AWARD.
917
00:17:26,127 --> 00:17:28,130
AND I THINK I KNOW
918
00:17:26,127 --> 00:17:28,130
EXACTLY WHO DID IT.
919
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,966
WELL --
920
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,966
MANNY!
921
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:32,259
YOU FRAMED SCOTT WHEELER
922
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:32,259
SO I'D WIN THE BONERFACE.
923
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,803
IT ADDS UP.
924
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,388
FIRST, LOWER YOUR VOICE.
925
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,388
WE'RE NOT STEVEDORES.
926
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,681
SECOND, YOU'RE WRONG.
927
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,098
THIRD,
928
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,098
IT SERVES YOU RIGHT, ANYWAY,
929
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,308
AFTER YOU HIT ON
930
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,308
SARAH FINK.
931
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:40,894
OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
932
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,102
THERE ARE PLENTY
933
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,102
OF OTHER GIRLS OUT THERE.
934
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:43,103
GET OVER IT.
935
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,313
[ CLATTERS ]
936
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,315
THAT CINNAMON STICK
937
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,315
IS FROM SRI LANKA!
938
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:47,608
[ GRUNTS ]
939
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:47,608
GET OFF ME!
940
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,109
YOU SMELL
941
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,109
LIKE A CANDLE.
942
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,779
IT'S LAVENDER BATH BEADS,
943
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,779
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
944
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:54,908
AND THE AWARD FOR
945
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:54,908
THE SADDEST BRAWL GOES TO...
946
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,158
OKAY, STOP IT! STOP IT!
947
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,158
STOP IT! STOP IT!
948
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,703
I DID IT! I DID IT!
949
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,703
I GOT YOU THE BONERFACE!
950
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,121
UGH, THE BONIFA--
951
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,121
WHAT'S IT CALLED?
952
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,498
JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
953
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:03,624
YOU?
954
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:03,624
YES.
955
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,125
WHY?
956
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,127
BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW
957
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,127
IT WAS A NERD AWARD.
958
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,589
I JUST KNEW IT WAS AN AWARD,
959
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,589
AND I WANTED YOU TO HAVE ONE.
960
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,131
AND YOU WERE SECOND IN LINE
961
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,131
TO GET IT, ANYWAY,
962
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,717
SO I JUST, YOU KNOW...
963
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,135
RIGGED IT
964
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,135
BECAUSE YOU THINK I'M A LOSER
965
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,721
WHO COULD NEVER WIN
966
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,721
HIS OWN AWARD?
967
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:17,722
NO. NO.
968
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:18,973
I-I JUST...
969
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,182
ALEX HAS HER AWARDS AND --
970
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,559
THANKS FOR BELIEVING
971
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,559
IN ME.
972
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,730
[ HAMMER POUNDING ]
973
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,189
JOE'S GONNA BE HERE SOON.
974
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,025
LET'S PICK UP THE PACE.
975
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,025
WINDOW LOOKS GOOD.
976
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,150
LET'S RAISE THE ROOF.
977
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,152
I DON'T THINK
978
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,152
IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE, JAY.
979
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,905
WE HAVEN'T EVEN PUT ON
980
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,905
THE ROO-- OH.
981
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,620
HONEY.
982
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,162
I AM SO SORRY.
983
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,831
YOU JUST SEEMED SO UPSET
984
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,831
THIS MORNING,
985
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:48,168
AND I ASSUMED IT WAS ABOUT
986
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:48,168
AWARDS DAY AND ALEX.
987
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,170
I DON'T EVEN CARE
988
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,170
ABOUT AWARDS.
989
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:53,049
THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU WANT
990
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:53,049
TO GO TO SCHOOL?
991
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,801
THIS ISN'T STILL
992
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,801
ABOUT THAT FIGHT
993
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,344
THAT YOU'RE HAVING WITH MANNY
994
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,344
OVER SARAH FINK, IS IT?
995
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,179
I DON'T EVEN LIKE
996
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,179
SARAH FINK.
997
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,181
I TOLD HER
998
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,181
TO STOP CALLING ME.
999
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,350
WELL, THEN WHY DOES
1000
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,350
MANNY THINK THAT YOU'RE...
1001
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,645
OH.
1002
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,981
YOU DIDN'T HIT ON HER.
1003
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,981
SHE HIT ON YOU.
1004
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:12,192
AND YOU'RE -- YOU'RE TRYING
1005
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:12,192
TO SPARE MANNY'S FEELINGS.
1006
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,612
I AM THE DUMBEST PERSON
1007
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,612
IN THE WORLD
1008
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:18,198
TO THINK THAT
1009
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:18,198
YOU WOULD EVER NEED MY HELP
1010
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,451
TO WIN AN INTEGRITY AWARD.
1011
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,370
I COULD NOT BE PROUDER.
1012
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,370
[ SMOOCHES ]
1013
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,789
MAYBE NEXT YEAR,
1014
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,789
ALEX.
1015
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:25,873
MM.
1016
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:28,208
OKAY. AWNING IS DONE.
1017
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,669
SUPPOSED TO BE
1018
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,669
A DRAWBRIDGE.
1019
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:30,419
WEREN'T THE CHAINS
1020
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:30,419
A CLUE?
1021
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:32,046
A LOT OF CRITICISM
1022
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,007
FROM A GUY WHO JUST SAWED
1023
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,007
HALF HIS SHOE OFF.
1024
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:35,008
WHO ARE WE KIDDING?
1025
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,300
WE GOT A WALL
1026
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,300
ON BACKWARDS.
1027
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,803
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
1028
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,803
WHERE THAT STUFF GOES.
1029
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,096
IT BARELY LOOKS LIKE A --
1030
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:41,681
Joe: CASTLE!
1031
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,307
Gloria: JOE, WAIT!
1032
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:44,224
HEY, BUDDY.
1033
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,852
HEY.
1034
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,395
HEY, IT'S GONNA LOOK EVEN BETTER
1035
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,395
WHEN IT'S PAINTED.
1036
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,690
AH, THE AWNING'S
1037
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,690
A NICE TOUCH.
1038
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,484
JAY, THIS CASTLE'S SUPPOSED TO
1039
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,484
LOOK LIKE SO --
1040
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,443
ACHOO!
1041
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,443
[ GASPS ]
1042
00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,403
OH, MY GOODNESS!
1043
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:59,115
OH, JOE,
1044
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:59,115
LOOK WHAT YOU DID.
1045
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:00,700
DO YOU EXPECT ME
1046
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:00,700
TO BELIEVE
1047
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,161
THAT A 2-YEAR-OLD CAN DESTROY
1048
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,161
A WHOLE HOUSE IN ONE SECOND?
1049
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,662
[ SCOFFS ]
1050
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,662
OH, WOW, YES.
1051
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,662
EASY.
1052
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,246
[ Chuckling ]
1053
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,246
FOR SURE.
1054
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,498
JAY, DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME
1055
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,498
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?
1056
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,167
[ SIGHS ]
1057
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,459
Alex:
1058
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,459
NO ONE WINS ANYTHING
1059
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:11,752
WITHOUT HELP
1060
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:11,752
FROM FAMILY AND FRIENDS
1061
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,420
WHO STEER YOU AWAY
1062
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,420
FROM BAD IDEAS...
1063
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:14,839
WAIT, PHIL!
1064
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:14,839
PHIL! PHIL!
1065
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:15,923
OH.
1066
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,257
...AND TOWARD GOOD ONES.
1067
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,425
I DON'T KNOW
1068
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,425
WHAT GOT INTO US TODAY.
1069
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,969
OH, WITH THE BABY THING?
1070
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:22,096
YES. IT'S THE LAST THING
1071
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:22,096
I NEED RIGHT NOW.
1072
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,264
IT'S THE LAST THING
1073
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,264
ANY OF US NEED RIGHT NOW.
1074
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,264
YEAH.
1075
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,274
BECAUSE EVERY TIME ANYONE
1076
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,274
ACCOMPLISHES ANYTHING...
1077
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,274
HEY.
1078
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,735
...HE OR SHE ACHIEVES IT...
1079
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,735
NICE.
1080
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:38,112
...WITH THE HELP
1081
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:38,112
OF A THOUSAND SILENT HEROES,
1082
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,990
THE SELFLESS TEAM PLAYERS
1083
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,990
WHO OFFER THEIR SUPPORT,
1084
00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:42,282
NOT TO BE RECOGNIZED,
1085
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,451
BUT BECAUSE
1086
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,451
IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
1087
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:45,953
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
1088
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:45,953
AWARDS AREN'T USUALLY GIVEN OUT
1089
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:48,455
FOR BEING A GOOD PERSON,
1090
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:48,455
BUT TODAY...
1091
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:49,707
THEY ARE.
1092
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,291
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
1093
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,291
THE WINNER
1094
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:55,004
OF THE MARLON BONIFACE
1095
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:55,004
INTEGRITY AWARD IS...
1096
00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:56,172
[ LAUGHS ]
1097
00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:57,548
THIS IS AWESOME.
1098
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,591
...LUKE DUNPHY.
1099
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,591
Luke: NO!
1100
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,182
ALEX DUNPHY.
1101
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,182
[ APPLAUSE ]
1102
00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:08,475
[ CHUCKLES ]
1103
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:11,604
WELL,
1104
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:11,604
THIS IS A SURPRISE.
1105
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:14,732
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT
1106
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:14,732
A LITTLE GIRL WITH A DREAM.
1107
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,735
MUCHAS, MUCHAS GRACIAS.
1108
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,237
[ MEDALS CLINK ]
1109
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,320
AHH.
1110
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,405
WHERE WAS I?
1111
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,032
AWARDS DAY...
1112
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:25,785
OR AS SANJAY PATEL KNOWS IT,
1113
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:25,785
PASSOVER.
1114
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:30,164
ALL THAT LITTLE GIRL WANTED
1115
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:30,164
WAS A CALCULATOR AND A CHANCE.
1116
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:36,212
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