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- OKAY, RANDY'S 
PASSED OUT HARD, BOYS.

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WAIT NOW.

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ALRIGHT, HE'S DOWN. 
HE'S OUT BOYS.

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I KNEW THEY'D FUCK UP.

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ALRIGHT, LET'S MOVE. 
BE QUIET.

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- GET DOWN, DICKWEED.

7
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- GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY.

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RICK, RICK, RICK.

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- JULIAN?

10
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- OH, CHRIST!

11
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- PUT THE STICK IN AND TWIST IT.

12
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USE THE PROPELLER TECHNIQUE.

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- GOT HIM.

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WE FUCKING GOT YOU NOW, 
DON'T WE LAHEY AND RANDY?

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YOU FUCKING TUNAS.

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- TORQUE THE FUCKER.

17
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- YOU IDIOTS ARE MESSING WITH 
AN OFFICER OF THE LAW.

18
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- MORE LIKE 
AN OFFICER OF THE DRUNK.

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- FUCK OFF, RICKY.

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- LOOKS GOOD ON YOU, FUCKERS.

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- GUESS YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN 
SLEEPING IN SHIFTS, EH, JIM.

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THERE'S SOMETHING 
YOU FORGOT ABOUT.

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THE LIQUOR WORKS 
FOR BOTH SIDES BUDDY.

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- YOU MIGHT BE SEXY JULIAN, 
BUT YOU CAN'T TEACH ME

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ANYTHING ABOUT LIQUOR.

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- CHEERS, JIMMY.

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- MR. LAHEY.

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- RANDY.

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[liliting piano music]

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- HEY, JULIAN.

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RICKY, BRING HER IN.

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PARK HER RIGHT HERE.

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JULIAN, I THINK I'M GOING TO GO 
MAYBE GRAB THE SWAYZIE EXPRESS.

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- ALRIGHT MAN.

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HEY JACOB. 
GOOD JOB, MAN.

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- OH THANKS, JULIAN.

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- AS SOON AS I GET BACK, 
I'M GOING TO THROW

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A HUGE BARBEQUE PARTY.

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MAKE SURE YOU INVITE 
YOUR BOYS, OKAY?

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- JULIAN, ME AND THE BOYS 
HAVE BEEN TALKING

41
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AND THIS WHOLE THING'S BEEN 
REALLY COOL YOU KNOW,

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WE HAD YOUR BACK IN THE WOODS, 
SETTING UP THE TRACK AND STUFF--

43
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- SO WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?

44
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- ME AND THE BOYS WANT TO COME 
WITH YOU GUYS.

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YOU KNOW, WE WANT TO BE THERE 
TO FINISH THIS THING.

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FRIENDS?

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- JACOB, TO BE HONEST WITH YA, 
I FELT PRETTY BAD SEEING YOU

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WALKING AROUND 
WITH THAT I.V., OKAY, SO NO,

49
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IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

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IT'S WAY TOO DANGEROUS MAN.

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- YOU KNOW WHAT JULIAN, YOU'RE 
GETTING TOO ATTACHED.

52
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I KNOW WHAT IT'S FUCKING LIKE 
WHEN GUYS START FUCKING DRESSING

53
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LIKE YOU AND HANGING OUT 
AND THINK YOU'RE COOL.

54
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BELIEVE ME, I KNOW EXACTLY 
WHAT IT'S LIKE.

55
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BUT THOSE GUYS OUT THERE ARE 
IDIOTS.

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THEY'RE FUCKING JAIL COVER AND 
THAT'S IT.

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- RICK, THEY'RE 
GOOD KIDS ALRIGHT.

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THEY'RE STUDENTS.

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- JULIAN, DON'T GET 
SOFT ON ME HERE.

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WE'RE ALMOST NEAR THE END.

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THOSE GUYS ARE FUCKING JAIL 
COVER, THAT'S IT.

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YOU WANT TO GO TO JAIL HERE?

63
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CAUSE YOU BETTER 
MAKE A FUCKING DECISION.

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YOU GONNA TAKE THAT TAPE OR NOT.

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CAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL.

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THOSE THREE 
IDIOTS OUT THERE ARE.

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ALRIGHT YOU ALIEN 
SKINNY GIRAFFE CHICKENS.

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I GOT SOME GOOD NEWS.

69
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YOU THREE FUCKING DUMMIES ARE 
COMING WITH US.

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GET IN THERE, 
PACK THESE BOX CARS

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FULL OF WEED 
JUST LIKE THIS, OKAY?

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- OKAY.

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- JACOB, YOU'RE IN CONTROL. 
DON'T LET THEM FUCK UP.

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- OKAY BOYS, THIS IS IT. 
LET'S FUCKING MOVE IT.

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- BOYS, I GOT 
THE SWAYZIE EXPRESS.

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- GOOD, LOAD IT INTO THE CAR.

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WE GOTTA HOOK UP WITH 
SEBASTIAN IN SIX HOURS.

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- THE WHOLE WORLD'S 
SEARCHING FOR

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THAT TRAIN, YOU IDIOTS.

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YOU WON'T EVEN 
MAKE IT TO SHITVILLE.

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YOU'RE GOING DOWN RICKY.

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RANDY?

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- KNOCK KNOCK.

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WHO'S THERE?

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- RANDY?

86
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- I'LL TELL YOU 
WHO'S FUCKING THERE.

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A DRUNK WASHED UP POLICE OFFICER 
WHO ARRESTED LUCY.

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PUT PEPPER ALL OVER HER WHEN 
SHE'S PREGNANT, WHICH IS FUCKED.

89
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AND NOW HE'S GOT NOTHING BETTER 
TO DO THAN TO SCAM REWARD MONEY

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FROM SOME STUPID DIRTY DANCING 
FUCKING TRAIN.

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ALL TO WIN THE LOVE 
OF A HALF NAKED CHIA PET GUY

92
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WHO LIKES TO STEAL 
OTHER PEOPLE'S GIRLFRIENDS

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AND KNOCK THEM UP, 
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, RANDY?

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YOU'RE BOTH DUMB AS FUCK.

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YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN JIM, 
BIG TIME.

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AND YOU BOTH FUCKING LOSE 
AND IT FEELS GREAT.

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- DOESN'T FEEL THAT BAD RICKY.

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- RANDY.

99
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- WANT SOME MORE? 
WANT SOME MORE, RANDY?

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KNOCK KNOCK RANDY.

101
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WHO'S THERE RANDY? 
WHO'S FUCKING THERE? WATER?

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I CAN KEEP GOING 
ALL DAY THERE HERE GUYS.

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ACTUALLY WE CAN'T CAUSE 
I GOTTA GO MAKE A FUCKING

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DRUG DEAL AND BECOME RICH.

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- WHO'S THERE BOUNCING THE BALL?

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- IT'S ME.

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PHILADELPHIA COLLINS.

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- PHIL, GET THE FUCK OVER HERE.

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- JIMMY, HAVE YOU SEEN MY BOY? 
HE'S MISSING AGAIN.

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- YEAH, HE LEFT WITH JULIAN, 
BUBBLES, AND RICKY.

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- OH, SWEET JESUS.

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THE DRUG DEALERS GOT HIM AGAIN.

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THE GOD-DAMNED DRUG DEALERS.

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JIMMY, GO FIND MY BOY.

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BRING HIM BACK.

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MY BOYS ARE ALL I GOT.

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- DON'T WORRY PHIL.

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JACOB'S AS IMPORTANT 
TO ME AS HE IS TO YOU.

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COME ON RANDY MAN.

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WE GOT STOPS TO MAKE AND THEN 
WE'RE GOING TO HIT THE ROAD.

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SUSPECT'S ARE DRIVING A 
1975 CHRYSLER NEW YORKER,

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FADED BLACK AND GREEN.

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FRONT PASSENGER DOOR MISSING.

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SHOULDN'T BE DIFFICULT TO SPOT.

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THIS IS AN A.P.B. 
ALL POINTS BULLETIN

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FOR ALL UNITS.

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PLEASE LOCATE VEHICLE AND AWAIT 
FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.

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OVER.

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- YOUR TOKE, JACOB.

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- THANKS BUDDY.

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- RICKY, BOYS.

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- JACOB, PUT 
THE FUCKING JOINT OUT.

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EMPTY THE DRINKS 
INTO THE CARPET.

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OH FUCK.

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- EXCUSE ME.

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- [radio] THREE DOUBLE NINER, 
COME IN, OVER.

137
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- THIS IS THREE DOUBLE NINER.

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COME IN, COME IN.

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- [radio] SUSPECT'S SPOTTED 
HEADING NORTH ON HIGHWAY 102.

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AWAITING FURTHER INSTRUCTION. 
OVER.

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- THREE DOUBLE NINER, 
WE'RE ON OUR WAY.

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KEEP THEM IN SIGHT. 
OVER AND OUT.

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- [radio] 
COPY THAT.

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- WE'RE JUST ON OUR 
WAY TO A WEDDING.

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I'M CORY, WE'VE GOT 
TREVOR RIGHT HERE.

146
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- YEAH CORY, WHO, WHICH ONE 
OF YOU IS JACOB COLLINS?

147
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YOU? ALRIGHT, 
STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE.

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LET'S GO NOW.

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- FUCK JACOB.

150
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- ALRIGHT, COME AROUND HERE.

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KEEP YOUR HANDS UP.

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- DIDN'T WE USED 
TO PLAY HOCKEY TOGETHER?

153
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- YEAH, DIDN'T WE 
USED TO PLAY SHUT THE FUCK UP,

154
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HANDS IN THE AIR 
AND KEEP THEM UP THERE.

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GIVE ME THAT.

156
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- [whispering] 
IT'S JUST POP.

157
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- YEAH RIGHT. 
LET'S GO.

158
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- LOOK, HE'S NOT WITH US.

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IF HE HAD 
DRUGS OR ALCOHOL ON HIM.

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DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM.

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- RIGHT.

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- BOYS, WHAT IN THE FUCK 
IS GOING ON?

163
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- JUST STAY CALM.

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IT'S PROBABLY JUST 
PHIL COLLINS LOOKING FOR JACOB.

165
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- JIM, ARE YOU SURE YOU 
DON'T WANT ME TO TAKE IN

166
00:06:53,466 --> 00:06:55,133
THE REST OF THESE GUYS?

167
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IT'S TOWING 
AN ILLEGAL TRAILER,

168
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THE VEHICLE 
HAS NO LICENSE PLATE.

169
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MOST OF THESE GUYS HAVE ALCOHOL 
AND I CAN SMELL MARIJUANA.

170
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PERMISSION TO SEARCH. 
OVER.

171
00:07:02,333 --> 00:07:05,600
- JUST JACOB COLLINS. 
LET THE VEHICLE PROCEED.

172
00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:09,133
DO NOT TIP THEM OFF. 
I REPEAT, DO NOT TIP THEM OFF.

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THIS IS A TOP SECRET, 
UNDERCOVER OPERATION.

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OVER AND OUT.

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- JULIAN, THAT IS CLEARLY AN 
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE.

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PUT IT DOWN.

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- BUBBLES, I SAID, I'M COOL.

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- PUT IT DOWN PLEASE.

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JULIAN, I'M FREAKING OUT.

180
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I'M FREAKING OUT.

181
00:07:27,066 --> 00:07:29,600
- HE'S PULLING AWAY.

182
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- WHAT'S GOING ON BOYS? 
I'M SCARED.

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I'M SCARED JULIAN.

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- THANKS OFFICER.

185
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DIDN'T KNOW WHO HE WAS.

186
00:07:40,066 --> 00:07:42,500
- WHAT THE FUCK 
IS GOING ON WITH JACOB.

187
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- FUCKING WALRUS 
FUCKHEAD PHIL COLLINS.

188
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- [in Conky's voice] 
HELLO RICHARD.

189
00:07:51,233 --> 00:07:52,233
- WHAT THE FUCK, JULIAN!

190
00:07:52,233 --> 00:07:55,966
IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?

191
00:07:55,966 --> 00:07:58,000
- YUP.

192
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- WHAT DO WE DO HERE?

193
00:07:59,266 --> 00:08:00,933
- I DON'T KNOW.

194
00:08:00,933 --> 00:08:02,300
BUBBLES?

195
00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:03,833
- YES, JULIAN.

196
00:08:03,833 --> 00:08:05,933
- ARE YOU OKAY?

197
00:08:05,933 --> 00:08:09,000
- I'M PERFECTLY FINE, JULIAN.

198
00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,000
[laughing]

199
00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,566
I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT GETTING 
THIS TRAIN FIRED UP BOYS.

200
00:08:13,566 --> 00:08:15,300
WE ARE VERY EXCITED.

201
00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:27,400
- GIVE ME A HAND, JULIAN.

202
00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:33,366
ALRIGHT YOU DUMMIES, 
IT'S TIME FOR LUNCH.

203
00:08:36,133 --> 00:08:37,900
BUBBLES, ARE YOU OKAY?

204
00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:40,633
YOU AND UH, CONKY? 
CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING?

205
00:08:40,633 --> 00:08:43,400
CHIPS AND BAR? 
POP?

206
00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:46,233
- CONKY'S BEING 
AWFULLY QUIET, BUBBS.

207
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- CONKY, EXCUSE ME 
FOR ONE SECOND.

208
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JULIAN, HE'S STILL PRETTY UPSET 
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.

209
00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,400
HE DOESN'T HAVE MUCH TO SAY, BUT 
I THINK HE LEARNED HIS LESSON.

210
00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:59,633
HE'S NOT GOING 
TO TAUNT ANYBODY.

211
00:09:01,466 --> 00:09:03,400
- THERE HE IS.

212
00:09:06,966 --> 00:09:09,666
- I'M MEETING HIM RIGHT NOW.

213
00:09:09,666 --> 00:09:10,866
YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT.

214
00:09:10,866 --> 00:09:12,866
I LOVE YOU. 
COME ON.

215
00:09:12,866 --> 00:09:14,833
OKAY, OKAY, I LOVE YOU BABE. 
THANKS.

216
00:09:14,833 --> 00:09:17,700
ALRIGHT BYE. 
OH, GEEZ.

217
00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:19,766
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS.

218
00:09:19,766 --> 00:09:21,433
I GOT A LITTLE BAD NEWS.

219
00:09:21,433 --> 00:09:23,800
I WASN'T ABLE TO COME UP 
WITH ALL THE CASH QUITE IN TIME.

220
00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:25,000
NO, NO, NO, NO.

221
00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,800
MY WIFE FOUND OUT 
AND FUCKING FREAKED.

222
00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,266
I GOT IN SOME 
MUCH FUCKING SHIT.

223
00:09:29,266 --> 00:09:31,466
- MAN, I'VE BEEN SELLING DRUGS 
SINCE GRADE SEVEN.

224
00:09:31,466 --> 00:09:33,166
AT THIS POINT IN OUR LIVES, 
WIVES DON'T CANCEL MY FUCKING

225
00:09:33,166 --> 00:09:34,333
DRUG DEALS, ALRIGHT.

226
00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:35,533
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

227
00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:36,966
I FIGURED OUT A WAY AROUND IT.

228
00:09:36,966 --> 00:09:38,333
CIGARETTES.

229
00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:39,666
[Conky mumbles]

230
00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:40,933
- QUIET.

231
00:09:40,933 --> 00:09:42,966
- RELAX, THINK ABOUT IT MAN.

232
00:09:42,966 --> 00:09:45,000
I GOT ABOUT TWO HUNDRED AND 
FIFTY GRAND U.S. IN SMOKES

233
00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,433
THAT I GOT FROM ANOTHER DEAL.

234
00:09:46,433 --> 00:09:47,566
STRAIGHT TRADE.

235
00:09:47,566 --> 00:09:49,066
SMOKES FOR DOPE.

236
00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:50,766
THINK ABOUT IT.

237
00:09:50,766 --> 00:09:51,933
YOU SELL THE SMOKES IN CANADA,

238
00:09:51,933 --> 00:09:53,466
YOU'RE MONEY ENDS UP 
BEING LAUNDERED,

239
00:09:53,466 --> 00:09:56,366
YOU END UP 
MAKING WAY MORE MONEY.

240
00:09:56,366 --> 00:09:59,166
CIGARETTES ARE BETTER THAN CASH.

241
00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:01,633
- YOU ROCK STARS ARE ALL THE 
FUCKING SAME.

242
00:10:01,633 --> 00:10:03,333
DUMB.

243
00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:05,266
I MEAN I SEE YOU ON STAGE, 
I'M THINKING, HEY FUCK,

244
00:10:05,266 --> 00:10:06,300
HE LOOKS PRETTY COOL.

245
00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:08,500
LEATHER PANTS FUCKING STRINGS 
IN THE CROTCH, BUT YOU'RE NOT.

246
00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:09,833
YOU'RE FUCKING DUMB.

247
00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:11,300
CIGARETTES FOR FUCKING DOPE, 
TRADE?

248
00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:12,633
NO, FUCK.

249
00:10:12,633 --> 00:10:14,166
- WHOA, WHOA. 
LISTEN RICK.

250
00:10:14,166 --> 00:10:16,700
THIS MIGHT EVEN BE BETTER MAN. 
THIS IS MAKING SENSE TO ME.

251
00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,133
ARE THE CIGARETTES READY TO GO?

252
00:10:18,133 --> 00:10:20,266
- I GOT A TRUCK 
WAITING RIGHT NOW.

253
00:10:20,266 --> 00:10:21,700
OKAY, THIS IS PERFECT MAN.

254
00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:23,000
IT'S GREAT FOR BOTH OF US.

255
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,666
YOU SEND ME THE DOPE, 
I SEND YOU THE SMOKES.

256
00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,633
IT'S FUCKING BING, FUCKE-O.

257
00:10:26,633 --> 00:10:27,633
- YEAH?

258
00:10:27,633 --> 00:10:29,100
WELL WHAT IF WE'RE 
IN THE WOODS AND THE TRAIN

259
00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:30,233
DOESN'T FUCKING SHOW UP 
WITH ANY CIGARETTES

260
00:10:30,233 --> 00:10:31,266
AND YOU FUCK US OVER?

261
00:10:31,266 --> 00:10:32,866
- DUDE, DO YOU THINK 
I'M MAKING UP SOME BIG STORY

262
00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,366
IF I'M ABOUT TO RIP YOU OFF?

263
00:10:34,366 --> 00:10:36,033
I GUARANTEE YOU 
I WILL NOT FUCK YOU AROUND.

264
00:10:36,033 --> 00:10:37,633
- WHAT ABOUT 
THE GOD-DAMNED FOREST FIRE?

265
00:10:37,633 --> 00:10:38,733
- NO, IT'S COOL.

266
00:10:38,733 --> 00:10:39,866
IT'S STILL A WAYS AWAY.

267
00:10:39,866 --> 00:10:41,533
BUT LISTEN, THIS NEEDS TO GO 
DOWN TODAY.

268
00:10:41,533 --> 00:10:43,933
WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE.

269
00:10:43,933 --> 00:10:46,366
- [Conky voice] YOUR HAIR IS 
GORGEOUS AND BEAUTIFUL.

270
00:10:46,366 --> 00:10:47,900
- WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT!

271
00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:49,466
DUDE, WHAT IS THAT?

272
00:10:49,466 --> 00:10:51,000
- IT'S COOL MAN.

273
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,366
- ISN'T THAT MY BUDDY? 
THE GUY WITH THE GLASSES.

274
00:10:52,366 --> 00:10:53,933
- YEAH, IT'S A 
LONG FUCKING STORY.

275
00:10:53,933 --> 00:10:55,500
- DUDE, IS THERE SOMETHING 
WRONG WITH MY HAIR.

276
00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:56,900
- NO MAN, YOU'RE HAIR 
IS FUCKING AWESOME.

277
00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:58,533
- SERIOUSLY?

278
00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:00,200
- JULIAN.

279
00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,800
- LISTEN, WE HAD A BIT OF A 
SITUATION WITH OUR FRIEND,

280
00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,366
HE'S ALL FUCKED UP 
ON DRUGS AND ALCOHOL.

281
00:11:03,366 --> 00:11:04,366
YOU KNOW 
HOW IT GOES MAN.

282
00:11:04,366 --> 00:11:07,133
ALRIGHT, THE TRAIN'S GOING TO BE 
THERE IN ABOUT TWO HOURS.

283
00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,300
I WANT YOU TO BE READY FOR IT 
AND NO MORE FUCK UPS OKAY?

284
00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:11,300
- DUDE, IT IS ON.

285
00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:12,900
- ALRIGHT! YES.

286
00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:15,233
- WHY DID YOU HAVE 
TO SAY THAT TO HIM?

287
00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:18,433
- [Conky voice] 
HE DESERVED IT.

288
00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:23,766
- YOU ARE FUCKED.

289
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,900
DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKED YOU ARE? 
YOU ARE REALLY FUCKED.

290
00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:27,000
- RANDY!

291
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,866
- YOU ARE IN TROUBLE.

292
00:11:28,866 --> 00:11:30,800
- THANKS A LOT FOR YOUR HELP.

293
00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,733
CAN'T EXPLAIN THIS, UNDERCOVER.

294
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,200
- OH, OKAY JIM.

295
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,433
- JACOB, FRIENDSHIP.

296
00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:42,166
IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK 
IT IS WITH THESE GUYS.

297
00:11:42,166 --> 00:11:44,600
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? 
JAIL COVER.

298
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:47,433
THAT MEANS YOU GO TO JAIL 
AND THEY DON'T.

299
00:11:47,433 --> 00:11:48,866
TALK TO ME BOY.

300
00:11:48,866 --> 00:11:51,833
- I'M NOT RATTING ON MY FRIENDS, 
NO WAY.

301
00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:57,333
- RANDY, TAKE OFF JACOB'S CUFFS 
AND PUT HIM IN THE BACK.

302
00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:58,566
HE'LL TALK.

303
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:17,133
JACOB, ALL WE WANT 
IS THE SWAYZIE EXPRESS.

304
00:12:17,133 --> 00:12:20,633
WE KNOW BUBBLES STOLE IT 
AND WE KNOW YOU KNOW ABOUT IT.

305
00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:22,400
YOU HELP US AND I'LL 
MAKE SURE THAT THE COURTS

306
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:26,566
GO EASY ON YOUR OLD MAN.

307
00:12:26,566 --> 00:12:30,233
HE'S BEEN BUYING 
STOLEN MEAT, JACOB.

308
00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:31,600
STOLEN MEAT.

309
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,900
[Conky clears his throat]

310
00:12:56,900 --> 00:13:00,066
- WE DID ALL THE CALCULATIONS 
HERE AND EVERYTHING RICK,

311
00:13:00,066 --> 00:13:03,733
BUT CONKY'D LIKE TO RUN ONE MORE 
TEST YOU KNOW, A BALANCE CHECK,

312
00:13:03,733 --> 00:13:06,266
MAKE SURE THE LOADS DON'T SHIFT.

313
00:13:06,266 --> 00:13:08,633
- BUBBLES, DO YOU REALLY NEED 
CONKY FOR THIS?

314
00:13:08,633 --> 00:13:09,966
[Conky's voice] 
I DON'T REMEMBER

315
00:13:09,966 --> 00:13:11,333
ASKING YOU, JULIAN.

316
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:12,933
- JULIAN, I KNOW WHAT 
YOU'RE THINKING ALRIGHT,

317
00:13:12,933 --> 00:13:15,666
BUT FORGET THAT.

318
00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:17,533
IT'S NOT GOING TO 
BE LIKE THAT THIS TIME.

319
00:13:17,533 --> 00:13:19,533
CONKY'S NOT GOING 
TO FUCK WITH YOU GUYS.

320
00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:23,000
ALRIGHT BOYS, IT ALL COMES DOWN 
TO THIS REMOTE NOW.

321
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,733
I HOPE THIS FUCKER'S 
WIRED RIGHT.

322
00:13:24,733 --> 00:13:25,900
LET'S DO IT.

323
00:13:28,866 --> 00:13:30,333
- YES, YES!

324
00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:34,200
FUCK YEAH, BUBBLES! 
THIS IS GOING TO WORK.

325
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,500
- JUST WAIT NOW.

326
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,333
OTHER DIRECTION.

327
00:13:40,033 --> 00:13:41,400
- GOOD JOB, BUDDY.

328
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,266
IT WAS PERFECT, BUBBS.

329
00:13:43,266 --> 00:13:44,966
- WELL, IT WASN'T ALL ME, 
JULIAN.

330
00:13:44,966 --> 00:13:46,766
CONKY HELPED TOO.

331
00:13:46,766 --> 00:13:49,300
GUESS WHAT ELSE HE DID?

332
00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:50,700
- [Conky voice] 
I GOT US SOME STEAKS,

333
00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:54,800
CORN ON THE COB, 
JUMBO SHRIMP, CAESAR SALAD.

334
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,933
WHY DON'T WE ALL 
JUST GO DOWN TO THE RIVER,

335
00:13:57,933 --> 00:14:01,266
AND YOU GUYS GET A FIRE GOING 
AND WE'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME.

336
00:14:01,266 --> 00:14:04,600
- FUCKING AWESOME, 
THANKS CONKY.

337
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,400
FUCK CONKY'S BEING COOL, MAN.

338
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,000
BOUGHT US ALL THAT FOOD.

339
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,100
- RICK, CONKY DIDN'T 
BUY US THE FOOD.

340
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,566
BUBBLES BOUGHT US THE FOOD.

341
00:14:11,566 --> 00:14:13,766
DON'T GET WRAPPED UP 
IN ALL THIS CONKY BULLSHIT.

342
00:14:13,766 --> 00:14:15,400
- I KNOW, I'M GOOD.

343
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:18,233
- SET UP CAMP DOWN AT THE RIVER.

344
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,500
- OW! WHY DO I HAVE 
TO WEAR A WIRE?

345
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,600
- JACOB, IT'S FOR YOUR 
OWN SAFETY, BUD.

346
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,833
LISTEN, DON'T TRUST THESE GUYS 
FOR A FUCKING MINUTE.

347
00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:30,300
JACOB, WHY DID THEY NEED 
A MODEL TRAIN THIS FUCKING CLOSE

348
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:31,633
TO THE BORDER, BUD.

349
00:14:31,633 --> 00:14:35,500
- I DON'T KNOW.

350
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,766
- ARE THEY USING THE TRAIN TO 
SMUGGLE DOPE ACROSS THE BORDER?

351
00:14:37,766 --> 00:14:39,400
YES OR NO QUESTION.

352
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,733
- I, I HAVE NO IDEA.

353
00:14:42,733 --> 00:14:45,400
- CONKY'S GOT TO USE IT, BOYS.

354
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,466
[engine puttering]

355
00:14:47,466 --> 00:14:49,833
- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

356
00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:52,600
- LOOKS LIKE TWO FOREST RANGERS.

357
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,066
- CAN THEY FUCKING 
DO ANYTHING TO US?

358
00:14:55,066 --> 00:14:56,600
- I DON'T THINK SO MAN.

359
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,566
PUT OUT A FIRE MAYBE.

360
00:14:58,566 --> 00:15:01,000
- JULIAN, WE GOT A LOT OF 
FUCKING DOPE HERE, MAN.

361
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,366
- RICKY, YOU JUST GOTTA 
STAY COOL ALRIGHT.

362
00:15:02,366 --> 00:15:04,500
WE'RE CAMPING.

363
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:05,766
- ALRIGHT.

364
00:15:05,766 --> 00:15:08,133
WHAT THE FUCK 
ARE THEY DRIVING?

365
00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:09,333
- JUST STAY COOL, ALRIGHT.

366
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:11,500
WE'RE CAMPING.

367
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:19,133
- I WAS ROCKING A PISS 
AND I HEARD THIS SOME KIND OF

368
00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:21,200
MOTORIZED WEIRD VEHICLE COMING 
UP THE RIVER THERE AND

369
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:25,300
TWO GUYS GET OUT OF IT.

370
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,466
FOREST RANGERS I GUESS.

371
00:15:27,466 --> 00:15:30,066
AND ONE OF THEM LOOKED JUST LIKE 
G.I. JOE TOM SELLECK.

372
00:15:30,066 --> 00:15:33,233
- WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU BOYS 
DOING OUT HERE?

373
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:35,200
DO YOU NOT SEE THIS SMOKE.

374
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,833
IN THESE PARTS BOYS, 
WE CALL THAT A FOREST FIRE.

375
00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,966
NOW PACK UP YOUR STUFF, 
YOU GOT TO LEAVE.

376
00:15:39,966 --> 00:15:41,200
- WE'RE NOT LEAVING.

377
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,233
WE'RE CAMPING, 
GETTING HIGH AND DRUNK.

378
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,600
RIGHT NOW I'M SO BAKED, 
I AIN'T SCARED OF FIRE.

379
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:46,733
FUCK FIRE.

380
00:15:46,733 --> 00:15:48,833
- SMARTEN UP RICKY.

381
00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:52,666
- DID YOU CALL HIM RICKY? 
DID YOU CALL HIM RICKY?

382
00:15:52,666 --> 00:15:54,800
AMANDA, GET THE STUFF 
OUT OF THE ARGO.

383
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:58,733
FUNNY THING IS, WE FOUND GARBAGE 
AND A COOLER WITH RICKY ON IT.

384
00:15:58,733 --> 00:16:03,000
NOW YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING 
ABOUT THAT WOULD YOU, RICKY?

385
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,800
OR MAYBE, MAYBE IT'S 
ANOTHER RICKY, 250 MILES

386
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,866
FROM THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.

387
00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:10,266
- OH THAT COOLER'S FUCKED. 
YOU KNOW WHAT?

388
00:16:10,266 --> 00:16:12,033
THESE TWO GUYS 
CAME THROUGH HERE,

389
00:16:12,033 --> 00:16:14,333
THEY WERE THREATENING US AND 
DOING ALL THE CRAZY SHIT,

390
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,766
DANCING AROUND THE WOODS 
RIGHT OVER THERE.

391
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,200
AND THEY HAD THAT 
FUCKING COOLER WITH THEM.

392
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,433
I GUESS THE GUY'S NAME 
WAS RICKY, I DON'T KNOW.

393
00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:19,600
BUT WE--

394
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:23,333
- FUNNY GUY, FUNNY GUY. 
LOOK AT THIS.

395
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:26,766
THIS IS NOT A CAMPGROUND WHERE 
YOU CAN HAVE A PARTY AND LITTER.

396
00:16:26,766 --> 00:16:29,400
THIS IS A PROTECTED 
WILDLIFE SANCTUARY.

397
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,533
THERE ARE MORE BEAVERS 
LIVING HERE THAN ANYWHERE ELSE

398
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,133
NATURALLY IN THE WORLD.

399
00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:35,866
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS? 
LOOK AT THIS.

400
00:16:35,866 --> 00:16:37,233
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

401
00:16:37,233 --> 00:16:39,166
ALL OF YOU. 
AMANDA.

402
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,366
- UNDER ARREST? 
HE SAID YOU CAN'T ARREST US.

403
00:16:41,366 --> 00:16:42,700
- GET UP. 
GET UP.

404
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:45,000
- BUT THIS STUFF HERE. 
THOSE SAME TWO GUYS.

405
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000
- YOU, DOWN THERE.

406
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,566
AMANDA, TAKE HIM. 
IN THE ARGO, LET'S GO.

407
00:16:47,566 --> 00:16:50,166
- WELL I'M TAKING THIS BEER 
AND THIS JOINT.

408
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:51,166
WHERE DO YOU GUYS TAKE US?

409
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,866
- IN THE ARGO, LET'S GO.

410
00:16:52,866 --> 00:16:54,600
- [Conky voice] 
EXCUSE ME.

411
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,200
MR. SELLECK? 
TOM SELLECK?

412
00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,500
- WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

413
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:04,300
- [Conky voice] 
YOU SIR ARE A U.S FOREST RANGER.

414
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:07,300
WITH A BEAUTIFUL MOUSTACHE 
I MIGHT ADD.

415
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:10,099
BUT YOU'RE STANDING 
ON CANADIAN SOIL.

416
00:17:10,099 --> 00:17:14,000
WHICH MEANS YOU DON'T HAVE ANY 
JURISDICTION OVER US RIGHT NOW.

417
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:18,333
THAT RIVER RIGHT THERE FORMS 
THE BORDER FOR YOU AND YOUR

418
00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:19,900
PRECIOUS AMERICAN BEAVERS.

419
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:22,300
- THEY'RE NOT AMERICAN BEAVERS 
OR CANADIAN BEAVERS.

420
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:24,566
THEY'RE BEAVERS. 
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

421
00:17:24,566 --> 00:17:26,933
- [Conky voice] 
GIVE US A KISSY.

422
00:17:26,933 --> 00:17:29,933
- AS FOR YOU TWO, 
YOU STAY OUT OF THE STATES

423
00:17:29,933 --> 00:17:34,300
OR I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN SO FAST, 
IT, IT, IT WON'T EVEN BE FUNNY.

424
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:35,700
- BUT WE'RE NOT IN THE STATES. 
SEE, THIS IS CANADA.

425
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:37,233
- GET OUT OF MY WAY.

426
00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:38,966
- JUST LIKE THE PUPPET SAID. 
THAT'S THE U.S. OVER THERE.

427
00:17:38,966 --> 00:17:40,266
- GET OUT OF MY WAY, OR I WILL 
TAKE YOU TO THE STATES.

428
00:17:40,266 --> 00:17:41,633
OUT OF THE WAY.

429
00:17:41,633 --> 00:17:43,233
- WELL, APPRECIATE YOU GUYS 
TALKING TO US.

430
00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:44,666
IF YOU NEED SOME GOOD DOPE, 
WE'RE RIGHT HERE.

431
00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:46,433
- LET'S GO AMANDA.

432
00:17:57,766 --> 00:18:00,900
[bottles clinking]

433
00:18:19,633 --> 00:18:21,033
- [Conky voice] 
I HAVE TO SAY JULIAN,

434
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,500
PRETTY IMPRESSIVE 
LITTLE OPERATION

435
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,633
YOU PULLED TOGETHER HERE.

436
00:18:25,633 --> 00:18:27,700
- HEY GUYS, WHAT'S UP.

437
00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:29,633
NO DON'T SHOOT. 
IT'S ME. IT'S JACOB.

438
00:18:29,633 --> 00:18:32,000
- WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, 
WHAT'S UP?

439
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,533
WHAT WAS WITH THE COPS MAN?

440
00:18:33,533 --> 00:18:35,000
DID THEY FOLLOW YOU HERE?

441
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,533
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE?

442
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:37,966
- I, UH, HITCHHIKED.

443
00:18:37,966 --> 00:18:39,666
THE COPS, THERE'S NO COPS.

444
00:18:39,666 --> 00:18:41,500
MY DAD CALLED THEM BECAUSE 
HE DIDN'T WANT ME HANGING OUT

445
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,933
WITH YOU GUYS,

446
00:18:42,933 --> 00:18:44,000
BUT I TOLD HIM TO FUCK OFF 
AND THAT YOU'RE MY FRIENDS.

447
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000
THAT'S HOW I ROLL NOW.

448
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,933
- YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT!

449
00:18:46,933 --> 00:18:48,533
- RICKY, KNOCK IT OFF. 
JACOB, COME HERE.

450
00:18:48,533 --> 00:18:49,933
- HE MADE IT IN BUD.

451
00:18:49,933 --> 00:18:51,666
- WELCOME BACK 
TO THE TEAM, BUDDY.

452
00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:52,666
- THANKS.

453
00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:53,766
- YOU OKAY?

454
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:54,966
- YEAH I'M FINE.

455
00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:56,633
- LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED A DRINK.

456
00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:57,766
- DEFINITELY.

457
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,266
- YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY?

458
00:19:00,266 --> 00:19:02,066
THERE'S NOTHING ELSE 
YOU WANT TO TELL ME HERE?

459
00:19:02,066 --> 00:19:03,066
- YEAH, I'M FINE.

460
00:19:03,066 --> 00:19:04,100
I JUST REALLY NEED 
A DRINK, THAT'S ALL.

461
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:05,633
- GOOD, GO MIX YOURSELF 
UP A DRINK.

462
00:19:05,633 --> 00:19:07,300
GET READY TO SEND THE TRAIN OUT.

463
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,900
- OH AWESOME.

464
00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:11,566
- ALRIGHT BOYS. 
YOU GUYS READY?

465
00:19:11,566 --> 00:19:13,333
YOU DO THE HONOURS CONKY.

466
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:17,300
- [Conky voice] 
THREE, TWO, ONE.

467
00:19:19,566 --> 00:19:20,566
- HEY SEBASTIAN.

468
00:19:20,566 --> 00:19:22,566
THE TURKEY JUST 
WENT IN THE OVEN, OKAY.

469
00:19:22,566 --> 00:19:24,633
GET READY TO PICK IT UP.

470
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:29,366
- THE BITS AND PIECES YOU 
ORDERED ARE ON THEIR WAY.

471
00:19:29,366 --> 00:19:31,333
- THE FUCKING DRUGS ARE COMING 
OVER THE BORDER RIGHT NOW.

472
00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:33,633
BE READY TO SEND BACK 
THE CIGARETTES OKAY?

473
00:19:33,633 --> 00:19:36,833
IF THERE'S ANY COPS LISTENING, 
GO FUCK YOURSELVES.

474
00:19:43,966 --> 00:19:45,200
- BUBBLES.

475
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:48,166
COULD I HAVE A WORD 
WITH CONKY FOR A MINUTE?

476
00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:50,300
I JUST WANT TO SPEAK TO CONKY.

477
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,166
- YEAH, SURE JULIAN.

478
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:53,766
- NOT WITH YOU, JUST 
WITH CONKY IN PRIVATE.

479
00:19:53,766 --> 00:19:55,200
JUST FOR A MINUTE.

480
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,333
- HERE BUBBS, HAVE A BEER.

481
00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:00,300
- ARE YOU ALRIGHT 
WITH THAT CONKY?

482
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:05,400
- [Conky's voice] 
UH, YEAH SURE, I GUESS SO.

483
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,500
- ALRIGHT, I'LL BE RIGHT HERE.

484
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:12,333
JUST HIM.

485
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:15,066
- SO HOW YOU FEELING CONKY?

486
00:20:15,066 --> 00:20:17,533
- [Conky voice] 
UM, PRETTY GOOD JULIAN.

487
00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:19,800
LIKE GOOD. 
WHY DO YOU ASK?

488
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,100
- I'M JUST A LITTLE WORRIED 
ABOUT BUBBLES.

489
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:25,366
I'M JUST HOPING YOU COULD 
HELP ME OUT HERE.

490
00:20:25,366 --> 00:20:26,966
- [Conky's voice] 
WELL?

491
00:20:26,966 --> 00:20:30,733
YEAH, SURE JULIAN, 
ANYTHING YOU WANT.

492
00:20:30,733 --> 00:20:32,633
- WHEN BUBBLES GETS 
STRESSED OUT, HE DOESN'T KNOW

493
00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:35,466
HOW TO DEAL WITH 
IT SOMETIMES.

494
00:20:35,466 --> 00:20:37,100
OKAY?

495
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:41,400
SO, I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW 
THAT WE'RE HIS REAL FRIENDS

496
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,766
AND COULD YOU JUST 
TELL HIM THAT WE'RE THERE

497
00:20:43,766 --> 00:20:46,300
FOR HIM NO MATTER WHAT?

498
00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:49,366
- REALLY? 
CAUSE I THOUGHT HE WAS--

499
00:20:49,366 --> 00:20:51,166
- [Conky's voice] 
I MEAN, I THOUGHT HE

500
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:53,600
WAS KIND OF ON HIS OWN.

501
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,900
UH, THAT'S GOOD 
TO KNOW THEN, JULIAN.

502
00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:56,933
I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE.

503
00:20:56,933 --> 00:20:59,266
[kissing]

504
00:20:59,266 --> 00:21:01,266
[Conky's voice] 
SORRY TO INTERRUPT RICKY,

505
00:21:01,266 --> 00:21:04,866
BUT BUBBLES HAS 
TO GET SOME SLEEP NOW.

506
00:21:04,866 --> 00:21:06,733
- CONKY, I'M NOT DONE 
TALKING TO RICKY.

507
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,766
- [Conky's voice] 
BUBBLES. BUBBLES, NO.

508
00:21:08,766 --> 00:21:10,533
DON'T TALK BACK 
TO ME.

509
00:21:10,533 --> 00:21:11,933
- BUT--

510
00:21:11,933 --> 00:21:13,466
- [Conky's voice] 
BUBBLES LISTEN,

511
00:21:13,466 --> 00:21:14,800
WE'RE GOING TO BED RIGHT NOW.

512
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:19,433
ALRIGHT. I'M GOING TO GET SOME 
SLEEP ALRIGHT BOYS?

513
00:21:19,433 --> 00:21:21,133
- HAVE A GOOD SLEEP BUDDY.

514
00:21:21,133 --> 00:21:23,866
- ALRIGHT.

515
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:25,733
- DID YOU DEAL WITH 
THAT CONKY STUFF?

516
00:21:25,733 --> 00:21:27,566
ME AND BUBBLES JUST 
TALKED ABOUT HOCKEY.

517
00:21:27,566 --> 00:21:29,333
- I DON'T KNOW MAN.

518
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:31,133
HE KIND OF, THERE WAS, 
HE KIND OF SNAPPED THERE

519
00:21:31,133 --> 00:21:32,400
FOR YOU KNOW, 
A SECOND. I...

520
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,266
- IT'S PRETTY FUCKING WEIRD.

521
00:21:35,266 --> 00:21:37,400
- YOU'RE TELLING ME.

522
00:21:49,466 --> 00:21:51,800
- [Conky's voice] 
HELLO OPERATOR.

523
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,266
YES, I WAS WONDERING 
IF YOU COULD DIAL

524
00:21:53,266 --> 00:21:55,300
A COUPLE OF NUMBERS FOR ME.

525
00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:56,466
I DON'T HAVE THE USE OF MY ARMS.

526
00:21:56,466 --> 00:21:58,233
- [over the phone] 
WHAT NUMBERS, SIR?

527
00:21:58,233 --> 00:22:02,000
- YES, I'M LOOKING FOR THE 
FEDERAL BUREAU OFINVESTIGATION,

528
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,200
THE DEA 
AND THE ATF.

529
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,333
- [over the phone] 
PLEASE HOLD.

530
00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:08,333
OH YES, I'LL HOLD.

531
00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:10,233
YES.

