1 00:00:08,274 --> 00:00:10,744 My father has been missing for two days now. 2 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:13,613 He's 6 feet tall with brown hair and brown eyes. 3 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:19,352 If you have seen him or heard of anything at all... 4 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:22,088 ...please, contact the Seattle Police. 5 00:00:22,288 --> 00:00:24,691 Please, help us find our dad. 6 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:27,694 We love him so much, and we just want him to come home. 7 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:31,131 REPORTER 1: Verna, here. I have a question. REPORTER 2: Verna, over here. 8 00:00:31,264 --> 00:00:33,166 [ALL SHOUTING] 9 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:37,604 -Nailed it! -Yeah! 10 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:41,441 Friends, Romans, countrymen... 11 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:45,211 ...lend me your beers. 12 00:00:46,079 --> 00:00:50,617 Four score and seven years ago, and something, something. 13 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,485 Hail, Caesar! 14 00:00:55,655 --> 00:00:57,490 Whoa, what up, furry? 15 00:00:58,091 --> 00:00:59,526 [GRUNTING] 16 00:01:05,364 --> 00:01:08,134 Oh, ho! Party foul! 17 00:01:08,301 --> 00:01:10,136 [CHEERING] 18 00:01:43,803 --> 00:01:47,273 -What happened to Caesar? -Oh, he came. He saw. 19 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:51,277 He was stabbed several times in quick succession with a sharp cylindrical object. 20 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:52,479 Likely an ice pick. 21 00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:56,216 This is Chad Wolcoff. He was the pledge captain for Zeta Beta Theta. 22 00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:58,251 Wait, don't move. 23 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:06,326 These look like the vials from the boat party that contained tainted Utopium. 24 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:09,329 Ravi, I'm pretty sure all Utopium comes in vials like that. 25 00:02:09,461 --> 00:02:11,531 -Oh. -And FYI, if you find the cure... 26 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:13,466 ...for zombieism on this floor... 27 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,401 ...I may opt to keep eating brains. 28 00:02:15,568 --> 00:02:18,872 A room packed with people, a guy gets stabbed multiple times... 29 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:21,374 -...and no one saw anything. -Seriously? 30 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:25,445 I'm really gonna need a hand with this, so let me know when things get extrasensory. 31 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:31,684 Well, I hope you like Jäger Bombs and homoerotic subtext. 32 00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:36,356 [BEEPS] 33 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:42,295 CLIVE: Can you meet me upstairs? -Yes. 34 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,430 [BELCHES] 35 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:47,167 And so it begins. 36 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:53,873 You know what I fear more than death? 37 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,476 -Love? -Unrealized potential. 38 00:02:58,478 --> 00:03:02,549 I am overflowing with potential, and I'm tapping every last drop. 39 00:03:02,715 --> 00:03:06,486 How about you, Speedy? You realizing your potential? 40 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:10,957 I don't know if I'm overflowing, but, yeah, all that stuff you said. 41 00:03:11,457 --> 00:03:13,860 That self-doubt? That's Mr. Boss talking. 42 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:17,764 We always said we wanted more. More responsibility, more money. 43 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:20,833 I wanted to be alive to really get to enjoy those things. 44 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:24,938 He's not gonna take too kindly to us moving in on his Utopium trade. 45 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:26,406 This is our time. 46 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:29,442 Our product is better than that glorified ecstasy he sells. 47 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:31,945 -Higher highs. -Lower lows. 48 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:34,380 Just saying. 49 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:37,450 We're going to undercut Mr. Boss' prices. 50 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:41,454 Four dealers. Four of the hottest clubs. Opposite ends of the city. 51 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:45,725 By the time Mr. Boss knows what hit him, customers will be knocking down our door. 52 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:49,662 And I've got a big-ass roll of Benjamins. Boys answering to me. 53 00:03:49,829 --> 00:03:53,633 Yes. Now, our sales staff, did you find what we were looking for? 54 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,835 Upscale types, like you said. 55 00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:59,305 Rich kids whose daddies cut them off. Not the usual creepers. 56 00:03:59,672 --> 00:04:02,942 I don't wanna know anything. I'm just the little man behind the curtain. 57 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:07,247 No one needs to know I exist. This is your show, okay? 58 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:10,316 A year from now, we'll be running this city. 59 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:11,818 Your lips to God's ears. 60 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:13,653 Go, go. Get them, get them. 61 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:15,455 Yeah. 62 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:16,723 [AHEM] 63 00:04:19,625 --> 00:04:21,293 Sounds like a risky plan. 64 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:24,998 Oh, and, what, you're the plan guy? 65 00:04:25,531 --> 00:04:29,502 Now, any progress finding that guy who cut the tainted Utopium? 66 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:33,473 -I got a couple leads. -Allow me to light a fire under you. 67 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,908 Do you know why your brother was institutionalized? 68 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:40,747 Because he was crazy. He heard voices and he saw things. 69 00:04:40,913 --> 00:04:44,317 And the loony SOB thought there were zombies running around Seattle. 70 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:46,753 That's just silly. 71 00:04:48,721 --> 00:04:50,356 Sometimes they just loiter. 72 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:52,492 Chief. 73 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:54,961 Did I say you could lick the bowl? 74 00:04:57,797 --> 00:05:00,900 Man, it's, like, unthinkable that someone murdered Chad. 75 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:02,869 No, seriously, I can't even think it. 76 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,371 He was more than just a frat brother. 77 00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:06,806 He was like.... 78 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:10,977 -Like a "brother" brother, bro. For real. -Right. 79 00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:14,013 Oh, hey, I think we killed that. 80 00:05:14,947 --> 00:05:17,450 -What are you doing? -Coaxing the flow to the hose? 81 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:19,652 [MOUTHS] Flow to the hose? 82 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:26,793 Did Chad have any enemies that you know of? 83 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:30,930 No way, man. Chad was the freaking best. Everybody loved him. 84 00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:34,600 Well, not everybody. I mean, someone stabbed him to death. 85 00:05:34,767 --> 00:05:38,971 -No, disrespect, bro. -No, no, bro. I feel you. It's a valid point. 86 00:05:39,338 --> 00:05:42,475 That person might be a complete knob, but they're out there. 87 00:05:42,642 --> 00:05:45,978 I don't know. Like, who do you guys know who totally sucks? 88 00:05:46,345 --> 00:05:49,882 -Actually, that's not important. -Seems like a solid jumping-off point, bro. 89 00:05:50,049 --> 00:05:52,852 Guys, who you think sucks is not helpful information. 90 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:54,353 Hey. 91 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,989 MAN: Bro, listen-- -Hey, did Chad ever fight with anyone? 92 00:05:57,356 --> 00:06:00,560 Well, I mean, sometimes dudes from other frats would get pissed... 93 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:02,128 ...because he crushed so hard at pong. 94 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:03,496 [ALL LAUGH] 95 00:06:03,629 --> 00:06:04,864 RANDY: He was just a great guy. 96 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,999 He invented stripper car wash Sunday. 97 00:06:07,366 --> 00:06:10,036 Which sounds degrading, but all the proceeds went to charity. 98 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:11,604 Dude, no, they didn't. 99 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:14,073 Bro, that's why he didn't have to pay the strippers. 100 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,943 -It all went to, like, dyslexia research. MAN: Yeah, yeah. 101 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:19,011 -The best was Chunk. -Chunk! 102 00:06:19,378 --> 00:06:22,849 Yeah. Chad buttered this fat guy's floor while he was asleep. 103 00:06:23,015 --> 00:06:25,151 So dude gets up in the morning, all naked... 104 00:06:25,518 --> 00:06:28,955 ...and he's slipping around like a freaking walrus on ice. 105 00:06:29,388 --> 00:06:31,124 -It's on YouTube. You gotta see it. -Yeah. 106 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:33,126 BRODY: That's just the kind of guy Chad was. 107 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:36,863 You pass out drunk, shave the eyebrows. Maybe snap a ball-drag pic. 108 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:41,400 Sounds like he might've made some people upset. Maybe the victims of these pranks? 109 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:44,871 I guess, like, a little. To everyone else, it was just super funny. 110 00:06:45,037 --> 00:06:48,141 Look, Chad wasn't just pranks. He was always there for his brothers. 111 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:50,409 When you're doing your fourth funnel... 112 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:52,979 ...and you're not gonna puke, but you might give up... 113 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:57,950 ...he was the guy yelling, "Chug, chug!" 114 00:06:58,117 --> 00:07:00,820 "Chug, chug, chug!" 115 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:03,656 -Ready, bro? -Let's do this, bro. 116 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:07,627 -All right, one, two, three. Upsy-daisy. ALL: Chug! Chug! Chug! 117 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:10,897 You ruined my life, man! You ruined my life! 118 00:07:13,132 --> 00:07:14,867 Chug. 119 00:07:15,868 --> 00:07:17,203 I lost my champion, bro. 120 00:07:18,037 --> 00:07:19,739 I lost my champion. 121 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:25,711 Hey, you. How did Chad ruin your life? 122 00:07:27,513 --> 00:07:29,048 -Your life? -What? 123 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:30,716 Damn! 124 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:37,924 It was pledge week. 125 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:40,226 Chad made me streak. 126 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:43,529 I didn't know I was streaking by an elementary school... 127 00:07:43,696 --> 00:07:45,731 ...till I heard the kids start laughing. 128 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:50,470 Not only was I arrested, I had to register as a sex offender. 129 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:53,105 -So why stay with the fraternity? -Chad convinced me to. 130 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,575 My career prospects are limited now. 131 00:07:56,042 --> 00:07:59,212 Chad assured me that the Zeta Beta Thetas take care of their own. 132 00:07:59,579 --> 00:08:03,683 -As long as I'm a brother, I have a future. -Where were you at the time of the murder? 133 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:08,087 I was in the back room talking to some girl in a sexy unicorn costume. 134 00:08:08,254 --> 00:08:10,189 We heard screams and ran inside. 135 00:08:10,556 --> 00:08:13,626 -I'll need the girl's name. -She was just a random chick. 136 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:17,263 Wait, I saw a photo on the party's Instagram feed. 137 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:22,034 CLIVE: Are these all from the party? RANDY: Yeah. That's me in the curtain. 138 00:08:22,201 --> 00:08:25,538 How am I supposed to know that's you? A pterodactyl could be inside... 139 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:29,041 -...no one would know. -But it's me. Look, I have the costume. 140 00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:33,946 All that tells me is you have the costume an unidentified person was wearing in this photo. 141 00:08:34,113 --> 00:08:37,517 But it's me, okay? Brody will tell you. 142 00:08:39,652 --> 00:08:43,256 You know, these must've been taken from the top of the staircase. 143 00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:45,858 All right, there's Chad, right? 144 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:50,196 All right, still there, still there, still there, gone. 145 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:51,831 Right? Let's go back. 146 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:53,766 All right, see this furry blue thing? 147 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:56,736 You can see Chad as Furry Blue is heading over. 148 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:59,071 But look at this one of Furry Blue walking away. 149 00:08:59,238 --> 00:09:01,774 Chad's down. Furry Blue is probably who stabbed him. 150 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:05,077 Okay, he doesn't remember what I was wearing, but-- 151 00:09:05,244 --> 00:09:07,947 Who wore the furry blue costume? 152 00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:12,718 Yeah, I don't know who the blue guy is. But how huge are Megan Reilly's cans? 153 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,320 Oh, that's not Megan Reilly, bro. 154 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:17,323 -Her cans are more teardrop. -Okay. 155 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:22,194 -Thank you for your time. -Yeah. 156 00:09:23,696 --> 00:09:26,566 So if I remember anything should I call you, or...? 157 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:27,867 You call me. 158 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:30,136 I'm the detective on the case. 159 00:09:33,105 --> 00:09:35,141 You're like the chocolates from Forrest Gump. 160 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:38,978 -I never know what I'm gonna get. -You're getting chocolate, bro. 161 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:41,180 I'll start calling the local costume shops. 162 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:45,051 See if I can find ones that stock that blue furry costume. 163 00:09:45,217 --> 00:09:46,986 Find out who rented it. 164 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,758 Chakrabarti! Where you at? 165 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:55,161 I have been doing some thinking... 166 00:09:55,328 --> 00:10:00,299 ...and I'm pretty sure what this morgue needs is a foosball table. 167 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,268 [SNORING] 168 00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:10,643 I know you can't fully control your actions when you're on a brain... 169 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:14,080 ...but I really need you to try and rein in the bro. 170 00:10:14,246 --> 00:10:16,716 We would be in serious trouble if someone came in... 171 00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:19,285 ...and saw how you arranged the medical skeletons. 172 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,320 And this? 173 00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:26,225 This is unacceptable. What if someone came in to identify their loved one... 174 00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:29,395 ...and the medical examiner had "fart" written on his forehead? 175 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:31,063 [LAUGHS] 176 00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:33,399 -It isn't funny. -It's pretty funny. 177 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,034 -It really isn't. -Kind of is. 178 00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:36,802 I can assure you it isn't funny. 179 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:44,310 It isn't funny. You're lucky you're receiving a suspension and not an expulsion. 180 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:46,412 CHAD: Okay, but it's-- It's kind of funny. 181 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:49,015 No. No, it's not. It's not funny. 182 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:53,019 Were you contemplating your actions... 183 00:10:53,185 --> 00:10:55,721 -...or having a vision? -If you had to guess.... 184 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:59,925 I take back every bad thing I ever said about frat boys. 185 00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:01,961 These brains are fun as hell. 186 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:05,064 I can't stop chillaxing. Everything's hilarious. 187 00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:09,135 Dude, the guy who killed Chad is a total dick, and I demand-- 188 00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:11,771 CLIVE: Babineaux -Wassup? 189 00:11:11,937 --> 00:11:15,841 Just had a vizsh. Yeah, it was like a discipline hearing-type thing. 190 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:19,245 This kid looked like he wanted to murder Chad, bro. 191 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,947 We've gotta find this other student, pronto. 192 00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:25,117 "Brain fart." Heh. Whole new level. 193 00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:31,223 So I finally found out the blue bear is a character... 194 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:34,093 ...from a Swedish kids' show named Captain Wozzles. 195 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:35,461 He did look Nordic. 196 00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:39,031 I called every costume shop here in Seattle. So far, no one carries it. 197 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:41,267 I'll move on to shops in the surrounding area. 198 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:45,004 But first, I spoke to the dean of Pacific West University about your vision. 199 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:48,274 He wouldn't give me details about the grievance filed against Chad... 200 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:51,744 ...but I'm welcome to see if the student was open to discussing it. 201 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:54,880 He's on his way in now. And you'll never guess what his name is. 202 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:58,117 -Chad Wolcoff. -Like the murder victim. 203 00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:02,421 -Why'd you file a grievance against Chad? -We often got each other's mail back at school. 204 00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:06,192 I got invited to speak at a high school about the dangers of drunk driving. 205 00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:08,160 Chad got my invitation by mistake. 206 00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:13,065 He thought it would be a hoot to get wasted and go in my place. 207 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:15,801 Basically gave a tutorial on how to drink and drive... 208 00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:19,772 ...to 200 high-school seniors before school security dragged him off stage. 209 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:24,143 Hey, I get why that's awful, but I think Chad was just trying to be funny, you know? I-- 210 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:27,880 Thirty people per day are killed in drunk driving accidents. 211 00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:31,250 CLIVE: Can you tell us where you were last night around 10 p.m.? 212 00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:36,021 -Uh-- I was-- I was in my room studying. -Anyone who can verify that? 213 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,359 Doubtful. I was-- I just-- 214 00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:44,830 Look, I took the appropriate actions with Chad, okay? 215 00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:46,999 Met with the dean, I filed a complaint. 216 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:50,236 Chad was a buffoon, but I don't think he deserved to die. 217 00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:55,908 All right, I'll contact you with any further questions. Don't leave town. 218 00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:02,081 Tightly wound... 219 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:06,552 ...but he didn't give me a premeditated-murder vibe. I guess he lost someone close to him... 220 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:10,489 ...in a drunk driving accident. Chad making light of that could've made him snap. 221 00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:13,926 A sideways glance could've made him snap. That dude has zero chill. 222 00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:19,064 Your blood pressure's higher than it's been. Might not be cure-related. 223 00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:22,101 -Still feeling okay? -Yeah. 224 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:26,071 So I know you're a student of men's lifestyle magazines. 225 00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:29,008 Beard glitter. Is this a trend I should know about? 226 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:32,077 -It was an accident. -Involving a My Little Pony? 227 00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:35,314 I had makeup on before that was surprisingly difficult to wash off. 228 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,416 Been there. I'm referring to your beard... 229 00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:41,287 -...as Princess Sparkles from now on, right? -Why would you refer to my beard? 230 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:43,422 "You've got crumbs in Princess Sparkles." 231 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,424 -Or, "Princess Sparkles could use a trim." -Mm. 232 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,126 [CHUCKLES] 233 00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:51,063 So how's work going on the cure? 234 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:53,465 I can't make any progress without tainted Utopium. 235 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,334 I've run tests on regular Utopium. 236 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,337 But to be honest, I know very little about how the drug works. 237 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:03,042 I mean, it's relatively new, there aren't studies. Have you, you know, ever tried any? 238 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:04,944 You know hugs are my drug of choice. 239 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:08,514 I've been mulling it over. I think it would be beneficial for me to try some. 240 00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:10,282 To better understand its effects. 241 00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:13,385 Like smacking a bear to better understand being mauled to death? 242 00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:17,323 No, like smacking a bear to better understand physical exertion and adrenaline. 243 00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:19,325 Field research is incredibly helpful. 244 00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:24,163 Experiencing how Utopium works in the body could help my research immeasurably.... 245 00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:27,333 Come to a club with me? To monitor me while I'm on the drug. 246 00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:29,869 You know, make sure I'm safe, help record data. 247 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,537 Can't I just help you move a couch? 248 00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:34,940 I'm really not up for the, like, "watch me do drugs" favor. 249 00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:38,477 Sorry, I-- I didn't realize there were limits to our friendship. 250 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,579 Heh, oh. 251 00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:44,884 Don't bat those big brown eyes at me, you manipulative bastard. 252 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:48,387 All right, I should get going. I do not wanna run into Liv. 253 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,356 LIV: Too late. 254 00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:06,105 How are you doing? 255 00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:08,507 -Hanging in there. -No, really. 256 00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:12,011 You know, let's not do this, okay? 257 00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:13,412 No let's-get-real talk. 258 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:14,947 Not yet. 259 00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,382 I'm great. All's well. 260 00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:19,051 -Sorry, bro, just asking. -"Bro"? 261 00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:21,320 I'm on frat boy brains at the moment... 262 00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:24,456 ...and everything's getting filtered through the bro-zone layer. 263 00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:26,058 "I'm on frat boy brains." 264 00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:29,161 No big whoop. Just like you're doing a cleanse. 265 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:30,663 Eating dead people brains. 266 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,998 It's just a fact of my life right now. 267 00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:35,167 Look past it, please. I wanna catch up. 268 00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:38,070 Sorry, bro. No can do. 269 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,427 -Bad day? -I got smacked down... 270 00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:04,163 ...by someone I used to be tight with. It was harsh. 271 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:07,066 Hey, I'm happy you're a "drink through the pain" type. 272 00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:10,035 Not the "sad girl surrounded by empty ice cream pints" type. 273 00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:11,270 You want in on this? 274 00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,072 How about we go get a real drink? 275 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:16,108 I kind of felt like ordering in hot wings and watching Entourage. 276 00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:17,409 [PHONE BUZZING] 277 00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:21,046 -Yo. BRODY: Brody. 278 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,748 -Who? Brody? -Brody. 279 00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:25,017 From Zeta Beta Theta? 280 00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:27,553 I got your deets from a Jamaican dude at the morgue. 281 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,622 So listen, we're hosting this memorial thing for Chad tonight. 282 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,491 It's like a party. 283 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:36,762 I thought you might wanna come by, you know. Just, like, hang or whatever. 284 00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:40,666 You wanna come with me to a frat party tonight? It's kind of a work thing. 285 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,535 -Yeah. -There's a dress code. 286 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:47,239 -Dress code? A dress code for a frat party? -Yeah. 287 00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:49,308 MEN: Chad. Chad. -I remember this one time... 288 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:52,344 ...me and Chad were kayaking in the San Juans. 289 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,481 -And he told me, "If I ever die, bro... -Chad. Chad. 290 00:16:55,647 --> 00:16:57,683 -...I don't want it to be lame." -Chad. Chad. 291 00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:00,619 He said that he wanted his death to be like his life. 292 00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:04,123 -Chad. Chad. Chad. -An epic party... 293 00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:08,027 -...where anything goes but clothes! -Chad. Chad. 294 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,162 [ALL CHEERING] 295 00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:16,635 Chad! Chad! Chad! 296 00:17:16,801 --> 00:17:19,204 Chad! Chad! Chad! 297 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,140 [ALL SHOUTING] 298 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,376 Remind me again how this is for work. 299 00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:27,445 It's hard to explain. I'm trying to be bro-active. 300 00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:30,649 -Ladies. -No, I don't do Mardi Gras beads. 301 00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:33,419 -Well.... -And, yes, I know I'm wearing a garbage bag. 302 00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:35,554 -Hey, girl. -Hey. 303 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,590 -Hey, make sure she gets the red, bro. -Oh, yeah. 304 00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:41,293 Red is for date. It's this Do, Date, Delete game. 305 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,128 Actually, I made a website for it. 306 00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:45,330 So, like, okay, Do, Date, Delete: 307 00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:49,234 -Tom Hardy, Tom Brady, Tom Cruise. -Do you still get to do the one you date? 308 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:52,137 Yeah, but you keep doing them. You're locking yourself in. 309 00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:54,773 -Got it. Date Hardy. -Yeah. 310 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:58,143 -Wait, I wanna delete Brady and Cruise. -Makes you think, right? 311 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,212 Yeah. 312 00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:03,782 Yeah, there's no way I'm drinking something I didn't pour myself... 313 00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:07,419 ...and there's no way I'm not drinking, so I'll be right back. 314 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,254 Excuse me. 315 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:13,559 So you wanna see my room? 316 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,461 Maybe later, bro. 317 00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:20,299 LIV: Right now I've got one word in my bro-cabulary... 318 00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:22,601 ...and that word is justice. 319 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,671 I am going on the vision quest of all vision quests. 320 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:29,408 I will not rest until I find the bastard who-- 321 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:30,642 Beer pong! 322 00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:33,178 Time to get your balls wet, bros! 323 00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:34,346 [ALL CHEERING] 324 00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:36,181 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 325 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:47,526 I was wrong about the bathroom being the place to score drugs. 326 00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:51,730 There's definitely some transactions going on, but not the kind we're looking for. 327 00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,165 How are you holding up? 328 00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:55,634 Everyone looks like a drug dealer in this lighting. 329 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:59,338 I have to say I'm disappointed. I thought you'd be better at this. 330 00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:02,508 Because everything about me says I'd be awesome at scoring drugs. 331 00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:06,612 You bought a grenade out of the trunk of a car. How can you not buy drugs at a club? 332 00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:08,147 It's a different skill set. 333 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:11,917 If you want a bazooka, I can get you a bazooka in 15 minutes. At cost. 334 00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:14,620 That isn't very helpful right now, is it? 335 00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:16,455 Looking to score some U? 336 00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:18,457 Maybe. I don't know. 337 00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:22,427 -How do I know you're not a cop? -How do I know he's not a cop? 338 00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:25,197 How do you know I'm not a cop? I'm strangely offended. 339 00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:27,900 I'm certain I'm the closest to law enforcement here. 340 00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:29,801 -How much do you want? -Two. 341 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,871 One now and one for a controlled environment at a later date. 342 00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:34,673 Yeah. 343 00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:36,608 -Later, dude. -Okay. 344 00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:40,812 So once one purchases the drugs, where does one do them? 345 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,219 ALL: Yes! 346 00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:49,721 Are you not entertained? 347 00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:53,725 Your friend is so great. Is she always like this? 348 00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:55,360 She wasn't yesterday. 349 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:02,734 I feel amazing. 350 00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:06,438 I'm so present, so in my body... 351 00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:08,640 ...but I'm also floating, like-- 352 00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:12,711 Like, watching the experience be experienced. 353 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:16,949 Like, I literally don't have a care in the world! 354 00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:21,353 I'm just floating on goodness. 355 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,756 When did everything get so beautiful? 356 00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:39,004 Chug, chug, chug! 357 00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,374 [ALL CHEERING] 358 00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:47,980 Hey, I know you're going for gold in the bro-lympics. 359 00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:50,649 I'm just wondering how that's a work thing. 360 00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:53,819 Right. My bad. Time to focus. 361 00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:02,294 You got this, bro. You got this. 362 00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:28,420 Heh, dude, we need to get more of this! 363 00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:31,723 -What? -Utopium! I want more! 364 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:57,582 "Zeta Beta Theta Dog Fight 2015 Champion Chad Wolcoff." 365 00:21:57,749 --> 00:22:00,686 Hey, you made it upstairs. 366 00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:03,455 -You guys fight dogs? -Huh? 367 00:22:03,588 --> 00:22:07,659 Oh, hells, no. No, that's disgusting. No, the dog fight's like this party... 368 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,962 ...where all the frat bros invite the homeliest girl they can find. 369 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:16,702 And then the champion is the one whose date is the last dog you'd wanna throw a bone. 370 00:22:16,868 --> 00:22:20,339 No, but it's not mean or anything. The girls know they're ugly, right? 371 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:22,941 Who did Chad bring to the party the night that he won? 372 00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:27,045 Uh, this girl Paulette. Why do you wanna talk about ugly girls so much? 373 00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:30,916 Come on. Let's go get naked and cuddle. Just kind of see what's what. 374 00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:32,651 Major? 375 00:22:32,818 --> 00:22:35,654 I found you under "in case of emergency" on this guy's phone. 376 00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:37,656 You should probably come get him. 377 00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:41,059 -Where are you? -Billy Club. Downtown. 378 00:22:41,426 --> 00:22:42,661 Okay, I'm on my way. 379 00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:55,107 [GRUNTING] 380 00:22:58,677 --> 00:23:01,613 I got you, bro. I got you. 381 00:23:24,035 --> 00:23:25,771 217 Emerson Street. 382 00:23:25,937 --> 00:23:27,839 You guys are the best. 383 00:23:28,006 --> 00:23:31,443 And can I just say just how glad I am... 384 00:23:31,610 --> 00:23:34,179 ...that we're all in the know over the whole zombie thing. 385 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,450 Not cool, bro. 386 00:23:38,617 --> 00:23:40,986 -I am your bro. MAN: Let's go. Move it. 387 00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:42,821 And I'm your bro. 388 00:23:43,789 --> 00:23:48,994 And I'm your bro. And I'm a bro to whoever is texting you. 389 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:54,800 -What the hell? -They can hear you. 390 00:23:54,966 --> 00:23:57,469 They're always listening. 391 00:23:57,903 --> 00:23:59,738 Guys, guys. 392 00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:03,074 We should get matching tattoos. 393 00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:15,220 Am I that messed up or are you wearing police tape? 394 00:24:16,488 --> 00:24:18,557 You're that messed up. 395 00:24:19,991 --> 00:24:24,696 Aspirin. Water. Electrolytes. 396 00:24:24,863 --> 00:24:27,966 And I thought paper towels were a good idea. 397 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:32,170 You're not gonna want to, but you should try to drink lots of fluids. 398 00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:39,010 I'll leave you to it. Good luck. 399 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:42,914 Can you stay? 400 00:25:28,894 --> 00:25:31,529 I won't let anything happen to you. 401 00:25:34,733 --> 00:25:37,002 And I won't shave your eyebrows. 402 00:25:51,082 --> 00:25:53,885 So I checked into that dog fight winner like you suggested. 403 00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:56,054 Paulette Mosley. She's on her way in. 404 00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:59,758 -Oh, damn. -What? 405 00:25:59,925 --> 00:26:04,162 What if she doesn't know about the dog fight? I mean, they probably don't tell them, right? 406 00:26:04,329 --> 00:26:06,831 If you tell her, you could destroy this poor girl. 407 00:26:06,998 --> 00:26:10,235 I have to ask her. It's motive. It's why we're bringing her in. 408 00:26:10,602 --> 00:26:12,003 You're on your own, bro. 409 00:26:12,170 --> 00:26:15,740 Tragedy needs the plus time for funny. This needs plus time. 410 00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:17,676 It's probably irrelevant anyway. 411 00:26:17,842 --> 00:26:21,613 Based on the photos from the frat party, the killer had to be over 6 feet tall. 412 00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:23,615 PAULETTE: Are you Babineaux? 413 00:26:47,072 --> 00:26:49,074 I don't think she knew. 414 00:26:55,246 --> 00:26:57,983 RAVI [ON RECORDING]: 11:52 p.m., heart rate is-- 415 00:26:58,149 --> 00:27:00,785 WOMAN: Hey. I love you. RAVI: Oh, hey. 416 00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:01,987 You what? 417 00:27:02,153 --> 00:27:03,922 WOMAN: I love you. RAVI: You love me? 418 00:27:04,089 --> 00:27:05,290 WOMAN: Yeah. 419 00:27:05,657 --> 00:27:07,759 RAVI: That's so amazing. 420 00:27:07,926 --> 00:27:09,194 I love you. 421 00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:14,866 Bubbles are magical. 422 00:27:16,701 --> 00:27:19,270 [SINGING] I'm lagging, swagging High on the wagon that she dragging 423 00:27:19,637 --> 00:27:23,775 Blow her brain out the back With the goods I'm packing, wheezy 424 00:27:24,642 --> 00:27:27,712 Major, you know what we need for the house? 425 00:27:27,879 --> 00:27:29,147 Velvet. 426 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:33,685 Major. Major. Major. 427 00:27:33,852 --> 00:27:34,919 Major. Major. 428 00:27:35,086 --> 00:27:36,788 Hey. Hi. 429 00:27:36,955 --> 00:27:40,792 Oh, no, I was just listening to a thing a friend sent. A jokey bit. 430 00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:43,661 I hope it was funny, because things are getting gruesome. 431 00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:46,131 Prepare yourself. It's pretty gnarly. 432 00:27:46,297 --> 00:27:48,700 Trust me, I'm more than used to-- 433 00:27:50,802 --> 00:27:52,904 You never get used to it. 434 00:27:53,104 --> 00:27:56,174 I'll be right back. I've got three more just like this one. 435 00:28:02,814 --> 00:28:04,449 He knocked off all four dealers. 436 00:28:04,816 --> 00:28:06,051 And tortured them. 437 00:28:06,217 --> 00:28:08,820 There's no way they didn't give me up. There's no way. 438 00:28:08,987 --> 00:28:10,422 BLAINE: Speedy, take it easy. 439 00:28:10,789 --> 00:28:12,690 -He's coming after me. -Speedy? 440 00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:14,692 You know he's coming after me. 441 00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:17,095 That's why you have to lay low, Speedy. Hear me? 442 00:28:17,262 --> 00:28:20,031 -You don't talk to anyone. I'll handle this. -Okay. 443 00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:24,335 You call me anytime. It's us against them, brother. I got you. 444 00:28:25,270 --> 00:28:27,105 Is everything okay? 445 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:30,708 Fine and dandy. 446 00:28:32,410 --> 00:28:34,712 All victims are missing teeth and fingernails. 447 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:37,182 The detective thinks someone was sending a message. 448 00:28:37,348 --> 00:28:40,351 And this is the guy who sold you and Major Utopium at the club? 449 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:44,122 I buy drugs one time, purely for research purposes... 450 00:28:44,289 --> 00:28:45,990 ...and this is what happens. 451 00:28:46,157 --> 00:28:48,493 I mean, how bad must my karma be? 452 00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:50,462 Ever think it was his karma? 453 00:28:50,829 --> 00:28:53,498 Hey, I haven't been able to reach you. 454 00:28:53,865 --> 00:28:56,434 Oh, someone ran over my phone. 455 00:28:57,135 --> 00:29:00,071 I found a shop in Tacoma that carries our elusive costume. 456 00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:02,507 Got the girl who rented it the night of the party. 457 00:29:02,874 --> 00:29:07,178 Apparently, she rented it for her boyfriend. They're on their way in. Let's go. 458 00:29:07,946 --> 00:29:10,448 Captain Wozzles is awesome. 459 00:29:10,815 --> 00:29:12,484 Why do you wanna talk about the costume? 460 00:29:12,851 --> 00:29:16,254 It wasn't damaged when we returned it. Are they saying that it was damaged? 461 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,857 A student was murdered at a Pac West frat party. 462 00:29:19,023 --> 00:29:21,326 We believe the killer wore a Captain Wozzles costume. 463 00:29:21,493 --> 00:29:24,129 Wow, I didn't see any blood on it or anything. 464 00:29:24,295 --> 00:29:27,265 The murder happened while you were in possession of the costume. 465 00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:31,369 -I haven't been able to locate another one. -I don't understand. You think it was me? 466 00:29:31,536 --> 00:29:34,973 Because I haven't been to a frat party ever in my life. 467 00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:36,775 We just moved here from Spokane. 468 00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:39,878 Can you tell us where you were two nights ago? Around 10 p.m.? 469 00:29:40,044 --> 00:29:42,914 I was at home, with Becky. We were just hanging out at home. 470 00:29:43,081 --> 00:29:45,450 Yup. He was with me all night. I swear. 471 00:29:45,817 --> 00:29:48,787 You rented the costume and just stayed home and didn't use it? 472 00:29:50,321 --> 00:29:52,123 No, like-- 473 00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:54,559 I-- I used it. I used it. 474 00:29:54,926 --> 00:29:56,294 I just.... 475 00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:57,896 I wore it at home. 476 00:29:58,062 --> 00:30:00,932 You just wore a Captain Wozzles costume in your living room? 477 00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:05,870 -Uh-- I'm a furry. -A what? 478 00:30:06,037 --> 00:30:08,840 I'm into costumes that look like stuffed animals. 479 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,410 Like sexually. 480 00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:15,446 It's a fetish, okay? 481 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:18,983 I was not expecting that. 482 00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:23,021 Here's what I'm gonna need. I'm gonna need details, photos-- 483 00:30:23,188 --> 00:30:24,823 We don't need details or photos. 484 00:30:24,989 --> 00:30:30,094 -Unless you have them and they're hilarious. -We definitely don't need details or photos. 485 00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:32,430 Yes, we do. 486 00:30:33,264 --> 00:30:37,202 What would be more shocking, that sweet-faced kid as a murderer... 487 00:30:37,368 --> 00:30:40,371 ...or that kid getting his freak on dressed as a stuffed animal? 488 00:30:40,538 --> 00:30:44,542 Sonny doesn't appear to have any connection to Chad, or the frat, or even the college. 489 00:30:44,909 --> 00:30:46,077 Where's the motive? 490 00:30:46,244 --> 00:30:49,380 There has to be another Captain Wozzles costume out there. 491 00:30:49,547 --> 00:30:52,150 I haven't been able to locate another anywhere. 492 00:30:52,317 --> 00:30:55,220 Maybe it was the actual Captain Wozzles. 493 00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:56,521 [CHUCKLES] 494 00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:59,123 Blaine. 495 00:31:00,992 --> 00:31:02,493 Wait. 496 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:05,096 I wasn't finished. 497 00:31:05,263 --> 00:31:07,165 Okay, don't go too far this time. 498 00:31:07,332 --> 00:31:10,602 More milky Tilda Swinton, less Casper's ass. 499 00:31:11,302 --> 00:31:13,104 -Yeah? Good. -Yeah. 500 00:31:13,471 --> 00:31:17,108 Sir, there's a man outside, says he wants to see you. 501 00:31:17,275 --> 00:31:20,478 -Doesn't have an appointment. -What do I care, Nina? Send him away. 502 00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:22,981 He scares me. 503 00:31:34,492 --> 00:31:36,127 Send him in. 504 00:31:36,494 --> 00:31:37,528 Take an early lunch. 505 00:31:41,199 --> 00:31:47,272 Stacey Boss controls narcotics, bookmaking, prostitution, smuggling... 506 00:31:47,438 --> 00:31:50,108 ...trafficking, murder for hire, DVD late fees. 507 00:31:50,275 --> 00:31:53,378 People in Seattle can't get mugged without him getting his beak wet. 508 00:31:53,544 --> 00:31:56,414 One in eight cops and one in three judges are on his payroll. 509 00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:59,217 I worked for the guy. Tell me something I don't know. 510 00:31:59,350 --> 00:32:02,553 That I don't wanna die? Because if you're really asking me... 511 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:05,924 ...to use the powers of the DA's office to bring down Mr. Boss-- 512 00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:09,060 First, you're already dead. 513 00:32:09,294 --> 00:32:10,428 Get over it. 514 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:14,699 Second, once you hold a press conference declaring him public enemy number one... 515 00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:18,503 ...and that you, Floyd Baracus, Eliot Ness-like paragon of virtue... 516 00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:21,439 ...will be the public servant who puts him in jail... 517 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:23,942 ...you'll be-- What's the word? 518 00:32:24,108 --> 00:32:26,210 Yes. Untouchable. 519 00:32:26,377 --> 00:32:27,612 Next stop, mayor's office. 520 00:32:28,479 --> 00:32:30,548 Look, no one cares about Mr. Boss anymore. 521 00:32:30,715 --> 00:32:32,317 He's an institution around here. 522 00:32:32,483 --> 00:32:35,520 He's like the monorail or salmon tossing. We're used to him. 523 00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:38,656 That was yesterday. Today's different. Don't you read the papers? 524 00:32:39,023 --> 00:32:41,559 I saw it. More dead drug dealers. It won't change things. 525 00:32:41,726 --> 00:32:43,194 Sure about that? 526 00:32:43,361 --> 00:32:45,029 Take a look at these kids. 527 00:32:45,196 --> 00:32:48,466 Attractive, well-to-do, good families. 528 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:51,302 Nobody cared when he was killing the unwashed masses... 529 00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:55,573 ...but now he's moving in territories where-- Where people register to vote. 530 00:32:55,740 --> 00:32:58,343 Protecting rich white kids is your job. 531 00:32:58,509 --> 00:33:01,379 You've just been handed the political will to take him down. 532 00:33:01,546 --> 00:33:05,249 -Know how risky it'd be to take on Mr. Boss? -Bet you wish you had the choice. 533 00:33:06,718 --> 00:33:09,120 -I'll need cash. -You get paid in brains. 534 00:33:09,287 --> 00:33:12,724 I'll have to grease a lot of palms in order to get any movement on this case. 535 00:33:13,091 --> 00:33:16,361 One in eight cops, one in three judges, remember? 536 00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:17,729 I'll get you the cash. 537 00:33:18,296 --> 00:33:20,331 You have any idea what you're starting here? 538 00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:22,567 I believe I do. 539 00:33:27,472 --> 00:33:29,574 [PHONE RINGING] 540 00:33:30,441 --> 00:33:32,643 Wakey-wakey, Speedy. 541 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:35,780 -No. No. No! -Mr. Boss sends his regards. 542 00:33:43,054 --> 00:33:47,358 And Alexander wept when he realized there were no more worlds to conquer. 543 00:33:47,525 --> 00:33:49,327 Did you weep, Angus? 544 00:33:49,494 --> 00:33:53,631 Let me guess. Business has been so bad, you're reduced to making your own deliveries. 545 00:33:53,798 --> 00:33:57,301 No. The only brains I brought today are right up here. 546 00:33:57,468 --> 00:33:59,470 Wouldn't you love a bite of those bad boys? 547 00:33:59,637 --> 00:34:03,441 -No need. I read Oedipus. -Ha-ha-ha. 548 00:34:03,808 --> 00:34:06,644 Oedipus requires a living mother. 549 00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:09,647 But, hey, how could you have seen the warning signs? 550 00:34:09,813 --> 00:34:13,518 Don't all wives lock themselves alone in their room for weeks at a time... 551 00:34:13,684 --> 00:34:15,553 ...claiming they wanna die? 552 00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:18,556 And why would it even occur to you to lock up your Beretta? 553 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:20,757 You're a whiny bitch. 554 00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:23,226 So obvious you didn't get that from me. 555 00:34:23,393 --> 00:34:25,362 What was it Madonna said? 556 00:34:25,530 --> 00:34:27,532 "Papa, don't preach." 557 00:34:27,697 --> 00:34:30,333 And business is booming, thank you for asking. 558 00:34:30,501 --> 00:34:34,605 My client list keeps growing, but don't worry, you never forget your first customer. 559 00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:38,409 Son turns father into a member of the undead. 560 00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:42,647 Gee, why did Oedipus even cross my mind? 561 00:34:42,813 --> 00:34:43,848 What is it you want? 562 00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:47,185 What does anyone ever want from you, Angus? 563 00:34:47,351 --> 00:34:49,821 Money. Lots of it. 564 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,858 On top of the 25K a month for brains. 565 00:34:54,225 --> 00:34:56,494 You should learn to live within your means. 566 00:34:56,661 --> 00:35:01,432 If you don't mind, what shortcut are you taking this time, huh? 567 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:04,268 It's always the same for you, isn't it? 568 00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:06,771 Always looking for the easy way out. 569 00:35:07,138 --> 00:35:09,674 Least amount of talent required. 570 00:35:09,807 --> 00:35:11,509 [LAUGHS] 571 00:35:12,477 --> 00:35:15,146 Least amount of effort. 572 00:35:15,313 --> 00:35:18,883 What does the PowerPoint look like for your inspirational climb up the ladder? 573 00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:22,653 Step one, have your father who built the company institutionalized. 574 00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:25,490 Step two, move into his office. 575 00:35:25,656 --> 00:35:28,793 Your Horatio Alger story was a phone call. 576 00:35:29,827 --> 00:35:31,162 [POPS] 577 00:35:33,397 --> 00:35:40,404 The strings I pulled to get my party-boy son into Wharton. 578 00:35:41,439 --> 00:35:43,374 You couldn't make it one semester. 579 00:35:44,876 --> 00:35:49,213 "Dad, Dad, Dad. 580 00:35:49,380 --> 00:35:52,817 This widget is gonna revolutionize the way we listen to music... 581 00:35:53,184 --> 00:35:55,620 ...rent apartments, hook up. 582 00:35:55,786 --> 00:35:57,822 I just need some start-up capital." 583 00:35:59,223 --> 00:36:01,225 I always knew the request was coming... 584 00:36:01,392 --> 00:36:04,228 ...because you'd manage to hide your hate for me... 585 00:36:04,395 --> 00:36:07,231 ...for a few weeks leading up to the pitch. 586 00:36:07,732 --> 00:36:09,167 And I would just give in. 587 00:36:10,401 --> 00:36:14,172 -I guess that's how this story ends. -No. 588 00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:18,809 This story ends with me taking this chair, this desk, this office... 589 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:23,181 ...your entire company, the only thing that means anything to you. 590 00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:25,249 I will watch you walk out of here... 591 00:36:25,416 --> 00:36:27,919 ...with a cardboard box full of paperclips and K-Cups. 592 00:36:28,286 --> 00:36:31,289 It's the dream that gets me out of bed each day. 593 00:36:31,455 --> 00:36:33,324 And after I watch that play out... 594 00:36:33,491 --> 00:36:36,594 ...I'm gonna stick you in the same hellhole where you stuck Grandpa. 595 00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:39,230 He babied you. 596 00:36:39,397 --> 00:36:40,598 He loved me. 597 00:36:40,765 --> 00:36:42,667 You just don't know the difference. 598 00:36:50,575 --> 00:36:53,211 Make it out for half a million. 599 00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:56,714 Look at me. Chip off the old block. 600 00:36:57,481 --> 00:37:00,218 "Katy Perry, Kate Upton, Kate Middleton." 601 00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:04,255 All three doable and datable. This game is impossible. 602 00:37:04,422 --> 00:37:08,426 By the time I got the Captain Wozzles costume from the shop, it had been laundered. 603 00:37:08,593 --> 00:37:10,895 I was hoping Forensics could get something off it. 604 00:37:11,262 --> 00:37:15,566 I'm kind of glad they couldn't after what our furry friends told us. 605 00:37:15,866 --> 00:37:21,239 Do Dylan McDermott, date Bob Dylan, delete Dermot Mulroney. 606 00:37:21,372 --> 00:37:23,674 Did you not see his turn on New Girl? I found him delightful. 607 00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:26,577 Oh, I thought Dylan McDermott was from My Best Friend's Wedding. 608 00:37:26,711 --> 00:37:30,815 -Mm-mm-mm. That's Dermot Mulroney. -I deleted the wrong Dermot. 609 00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:32,817 Wait a minute. 610 00:37:33,351 --> 00:37:35,419 -What if--? -What if the wrong guy got killed? 611 00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:39,957 I couldn't find a connection to you and the murder victim... 612 00:37:40,324 --> 00:37:41,726 ...because there wasn't one. 613 00:37:41,892 --> 00:37:43,995 But I've got some bad news for you, son. 614 00:37:44,362 --> 00:37:47,732 This Chad Wolcoff, the one you killed, he's not who ran over your father... 615 00:37:47,898 --> 00:37:49,433 ...in a drunk driving accident. 616 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:55,406 No, that would be this Chad Wolcoff from your hometown of Spokane. 617 00:37:55,573 --> 00:37:57,475 You murdered an innocent man. 618 00:37:57,642 --> 00:38:00,745 Chad Wolcoff of Spokane, the one you believed you were killing... 619 00:38:00,911 --> 00:38:04,849 ...has spent the past five years speaking at schools about dangers of drunk driving. 620 00:38:05,016 --> 00:38:08,386 He was trying to make amends for what he did to your family. 621 00:38:19,897 --> 00:38:20,965 My.... 622 00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:25,603 My dad was working up on Highway 2, putting in a guardrail. 623 00:38:25,770 --> 00:38:32,643 This drunk 15-year-old kid doing 95 skids right into him. 624 00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:38,849 All I knew about the guy who killed Dad was he was a few years older than me. 625 00:38:40,718 --> 00:38:42,987 And his name was Chad Wolcoff. 626 00:38:43,888 --> 00:38:47,091 Every once in a while, I would Google this Chad Wolcoff... 627 00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:51,395 ...until I finally got a hit last year. He was the right age. 628 00:38:51,562 --> 00:38:53,731 I had to see him... 629 00:38:53,964 --> 00:38:56,334 ...the guy who destroyed my family. 630 00:38:57,435 --> 00:39:00,404 And when I did, he was just this idiot drunk... 631 00:39:00,571 --> 00:39:03,507 ...and he didn't care that he killed my dad. 632 00:39:04,942 --> 00:39:07,011 He didn't have a care in the world. 633 00:39:07,378 --> 00:39:10,448 But now you're saying that-- That this-- 634 00:39:10,614 --> 00:39:13,751 This wasn't him? 635 00:39:13,918 --> 00:39:17,955 That this is just some guy, and he didn't do anything? 636 00:39:18,389 --> 00:39:20,024 He didn't do anything. 637 00:39:20,758 --> 00:39:22,593 He didn't do anything. 638 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,695 Oh, no. 639 00:39:28,632 --> 00:39:31,535 You have the right to remain silent. 640 00:39:32,002 --> 00:39:35,806 Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. 641 00:39:35,973 --> 00:39:38,843 LIV: Our lives are a collection of choices. 642 00:39:39,009 --> 00:39:41,579 Sonny chose to avenge his father. 643 00:39:41,746 --> 00:39:45,015 I chose to not tell my fiancé I'm a zombie. 644 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:46,851 We make our own beds. 645 00:39:47,017 --> 00:39:50,554 Seems beneath our dignity to whine when we're forced to sleep in them. 646 00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:53,758 But Major held me. 647 00:39:53,924 --> 00:39:57,061 Held me and told me he wouldn't let anything happen to me. 648 00:39:57,428 --> 00:40:00,664 Maybe, just this once, there's a do-over. 649 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:03,868 -Hey. -Major left a message. 650 00:40:04,034 --> 00:40:06,937 He wanted me to pick up the replacement phone he bought for me. 651 00:40:07,104 --> 00:40:09,907 The phone, yeah, of course. 652 00:40:11,976 --> 00:40:14,445 Oh. I thought he'd be home. 653 00:40:14,612 --> 00:40:16,580 Oh, no, he is, he is. He's.... 654 00:40:16,747 --> 00:40:19,550 It's fine. I just wanna go say hi. 655 00:40:19,717 --> 00:40:22,720 We're back on speaking terms. Baby steps, I know. 656 00:40:30,194 --> 00:40:32,496 Major, it's me. 657 00:40:32,997 --> 00:40:35,132 MAJOR: I left the phone with Ravi. 658 00:40:35,499 --> 00:40:37,902 I just wanted to say hi. 659 00:40:38,669 --> 00:40:40,604 Kind of busy.