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Oh, ho-ho. Eggs.

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Mm. Mm-hm.

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Feel it.

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Whoo.

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What's shaking, bacon?

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Body snatchers?

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[FOOTSTEPS]

8
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If that's Rihanna coming downstairs,
it'll explain so much.

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Morning, everyone.

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Wait, wait, wait. Is this...

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-...happening?
-It's happening.

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Well, about damn time.

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But it won't always be this nauseating, right?

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[WHISPERS]
Suffer, bitch.

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Detective.

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Look, I know you're bummed
the judge ignored your warning...

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...but he's right. I'm no flight risk.

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Why would I run?
I got the plea deal of a century.

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Any tips on how to best enjoy freedom?

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Well, try Mike Hayden's funeral.

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All those kids he coached
should be there.

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I was thinking something more like golf.

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Enjoy prison, Mr. Cole.

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Minimum security.

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I hear they just reseeded the back nine.

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[TIRES SCREECHING]

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[ENGINE REVVING]

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[GUNFIRE]

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[LIV HUMMING]

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-Did you and Major have sex?
-Whoa.

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Aren't Brits supposed to be repressed?
What would Judi Dench say?

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"We don't know a lot about
the sexual transmission of zombieism."

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In this version,
Judi Dench knows about zombies.

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-Did you and Major have sex?
-No.

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Good.

36
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-Not yet. You know, people with HIV--
-You don't have HIV.

37
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-Still, condoms should be--
-Let's hope.

38
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-But let me run a few tests first, okay?
-Okay.

39
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-You can hold off for a few days?
-Maybe.

40
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-Yes.
-Ms. Moore...

41
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-...can I borrow you for a few minutes?
-There he is.

42
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-The man of the hour.
-Man of the hour?

43
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We've been pulling bullets out of Cole all day.
We heard you were inches away.

44
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Well, yards away.
Nothing heroic about not getting shot.

45
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Well, did you soil yourself?

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-No.
-Then it's heroic in my book.

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-Thanks?
-Mm-hm.

48
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First move's clear.
We know our late friend...

49
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...was the star witness in a murder trial.

50
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So the guy he sold out
is either very lucky...

51
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...or very guilty of commissioning
the murder of a witness.

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I've got him upstairs. Let's go.

53
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Wait, now? I haven't eaten yet.

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Grab something out of the vending machine.

55
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I was kind of hoping for something
more substantial.

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You've billed on dozens of cases,
Mr. Thrunk.

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When I looked at the court records,
you know what I found?

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Detailed history of court cases?

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You haven't been in a courtroom
in nine years.

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You've got a nice office for a lawyer
who doesn't practice law.

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I practice enough to know
when detectives are fishing.

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Maybe.

63
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But I've got a couple of bites.

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I know that when Harry Cole
was being shaken down by a lowlife...

65
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...Telly Levins, he killed him.
Then he called you to clean up his mess.

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But the night security guy...

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...saw you with the body.

68
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So now you had a problem.

69
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See, back when Harry was alive,
he told us that's your real job, fixing problems.

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And Harry swore that when Mr. Hayden
became your problem, you fixed him.

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And that, with Harry's tragic passing...

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...is inadmissible hearsay.

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Anything else?

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I'll take that wordless exchange as a "no."

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Look, detective, how did I order this hit?

76
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I was in jail.
Eyes on me the whole time.

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I only made one call, to my colleague...

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...which I'm sure was recorded.

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Did you hear me order a hit?

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Uh, we heard something.

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[DEVICE BEEPS]

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THRUNK [ON RECORDING]: <i>Give Marie and Walt</i>
<i>my Seahawks tickets. I won't be out in time.</i>

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<i>And one more thing.</i>
<i>Take care of Mr. Sheldon.</i>

84
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<i>Use the usual guy.</i>

85
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Who's Mr. Sheldon, Roger?

86
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Figure it out.

87
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You figure "take care of Mr. Sheldon"
is code for "murder Harry Cole"?

88
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If it is, and we can prove it, Marie and Walt
will be catching a lot more Seahawks games.

89
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I'm also tracking the motorcycle.
Here's where the shooting took place.

90
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They took off heading north.

91
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-A mounted officer saw them fly by right here.
-Heading toward the water.

92
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What if they dumped the bike in the Sound?
I requested frogmen, see if it leads to anything.

93
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It's gotta be Roger Thrunk.
We already know he's a murderer.

94
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Well, let's not forget Harry owed someone
enough money that a goon was sent to collect.

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-The man's a degenerate gambler.
-That was kind of his dominant personality trait.

96
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This is gonna get ugly.

97
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Suzuki's widow gave you a brain?

98
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In a piece of Tupperware,
like she was handing me cake.

99
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And you think it's human?

100
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I do.

101
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I can't ask our lab to test it
without saying where it's from.

102
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And I'm already in the doghouse
for looking into Suzuki.

103
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I could send it into the FBI lab.
Where is it now?

104
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It's in my freezer.

105
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Your freezer?

106
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What chain of custody protocol
includes your freezer?

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I didn't know what the hell to do with it.
The whole thing is nuts.

108
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And get this.

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A guy I think is connected
to the Meat Cute murders...

110
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-...kept going on about brains.
-What guy?

111
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The guy walking toward us holding hands
with the psychic I told you about.

112
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No, no. Abort. Just turn around.

113
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I'm already waving, that would be
incredibly weird. Nut up.

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Hey, you. I didn't know
you existed outside the station.

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Thought you were just put back
in your Detective Clive box.

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Pull his string, and he says,
"Ms. Moore, please."

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[CHUCKLES]

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Liv, Major,
this is Agent Bozzio from the FBI.

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Dale. It's nice to get a name.

120
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In my head you've been "Girl from the Morgue
Who Somehow Makes Goth Work."

121
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That is her Native American name.

122
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Hi, I'm "Barely Employed Arm Candy."

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-No. I'm Major.
-You certainly are.

124
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So the FBI sent you to Seattle?
How are you finding it?

125
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Ten bucks says you miss.

126
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What, from here?
I'm automatic from this distance.

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Put your money where your mouth is, then.

128
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Now you're thinking about it.
I'm in your head.

129
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-Seriously, 10 bucks.
-That is the sound of a sphincter shrinking.

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Well, it's your money.

131
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Pay up.

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What? I just made you look good
in front of your date. You should be paying me.

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-Wait, this isn't a--
-It's not?

134
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Why did I pay, then? Wait, you're saying
that I'm not getting any, or...?

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It's good to see you two together.
Last I'd heard, you were broken up.

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And now we're not.

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Just seems like romance is in the air.

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Nice to meet you.

139
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He's not gonna let the Meat Cute thing go.

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-He's got the FBI involved now?
-No. That's not why she's here.

141
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Oh. Okay. Well, good.

142
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No, she's looking into
all those abduction cases.

143
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Abduction cases?

144
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All those rich guys that keep disappearing?
It's all over the news.

145
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The feds think it's some
Manson-y kill-the-rich nut.

146
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He was frugal in life. Perhaps, in death,
it's finally time he made a bold statement?

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-Blaine.
-I'm discussing statuary, Don.

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We got customers.

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Downstairs.

150
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Son.

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Dad.

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I'd hoped your first visit here
would be more...

153
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...horizontal.

154
00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,577
I'm afraid I've got some bad news.

155
00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:07,813
[GASPS]

156
00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:08,948
Um....

157
00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:11,784
You work for me now.

158
00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,655
Chief, you had one job.

159
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You're gonna need a bigger box
for your employee here.

160
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We just chop off the feet.
Nobody looks down there.

161
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What do you know about...

162
00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:34,206
...the Titans?

163
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,076
Perennial AFC South underachievers.

164
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The money I could've saved
on private schools....

165
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Cronus, king of the Titans,
ruled the universe.

166
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A prophecy said
he'd be overthrown by his son.

167
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Each time his wife produced one,
he'd kill it. Know how?

168
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-Bored them to death?
-He ate them.

169
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Ah. You're hungry.

170
00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:59,298
I've got a special
on color-blind electrician.

171
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-Nothing in ungrateful parasite?
-What, me?

172
00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:06,305
Zombie brains don't do the trick.
Every zombie knows this.

173
00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:08,708
Yes, but you're no longer
a zombie, are you?

174
00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:12,211
The last time you dropped by
my office, I was ready.

175
00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:13,879
I had you followed.

176
00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:15,648
That woman who does your makeup?

177
00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,785
She has a low threshold for pain.

178
00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:23,789
I know all the names on your client list.

179
00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:25,858
That pounding in your ears...

180
00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:30,062
...it's the sound
of your leverage evaporating.

181
00:10:30,696 --> 00:10:33,032
I am the new CEO here.

182
00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:34,900
[CLEARS THROAT]

183
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:39,372
You love being human. The food. The sex.

184
00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:43,142
You always were a hedonist.
You're built for it. So...

185
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,811
...you'll do what I say, when I say it...

186
00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:50,716
...or...back to Zombieland for you. Got it?

187
00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:54,186
Excellent.

188
00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:58,124
Here's your first job.

189
00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:02,161
Mark Jarrett. Rival of mine.
Needs taking care of.

190
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,796
You want his brain?

191
00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:05,731
Help yourself to some trade secrets?

192
00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:09,168
His son's, actually.
He's the heir apparent, in on everything.

193
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:13,839
So I get the trade secrets and the bonus
of emotionally devastating my rival.

194
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,141
Oh.

195
00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:16,942
So this guy loves his son?

196
00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:20,212
The boy's vacationing on Mount Rainier.

197
00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:23,749
A remote cabin. Should be easy pickings.

198
00:11:24,316 --> 00:11:26,118
Well, get to it.

199
00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:27,887
Knock out this assignment...

200
00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:31,157
...and there's an employee of the month trophy
with your name on it.

201
00:11:31,323 --> 00:11:33,759
Not even interested
in how I was cured, huh?

202
00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:35,728
Why would I be?

203
00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:38,798
Immortality suits me.

204
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:47,807
Does this step on your plans
to have me carted off to a nursing home?

205
00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:49,008
[SCOFFS]

206
00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:50,743
[LAUGHS]

207
00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:52,912
[GROANING]

208
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:56,315
-Oh, holy crap.
BLAINE: Chief, buddy.

209
00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:59,085
-You're okay.
-Dude, he's not okay.

210
00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:01,020
He's so far from okay.

211
00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,124
[EXHALES]

212
00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:10,129
I'm taking maple bar.
You can have the field. Double or nothing.

213
00:12:10,262 --> 00:12:13,732
-You already owe 10 bucks.
-Did you not hear me say "double or nothing"?

214
00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:21,407
These are a decade of Harry Cole's
e-mails, old yearbooks...

215
00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:25,444
...anything that might help us make
a connection from Mr. Sheldon to Harry.

216
00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:28,280
I reached out to Harry's widow.
She hasn't gotten back--

217
00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:30,149
Damn it, Wilkins.

218
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,318
Let's roll this one over.

219
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:35,888
-Next doughnut out of the box has sprinkles.
-Mm-mm. Pay up.

220
00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:41,894
Time to pay up, Harry.
Barber's done waiting.

221
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,198
I know that look.

222
00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:47,533
What'd you see?

223
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:51,303
Telly, the collections guy,
was threatening Harry, telling him to pay up.

224
00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:54,106
He said the barber's done
waiting for his money.

225
00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:58,043
How poetic is it that a barber sends a thug
to collect from a guy named Harry.

226
00:12:58,210 --> 00:12:59,912
How expensive are haircuts, anyway?

227
00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:02,081
Not a barber.

228
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:03,282
The Barber.

229
00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:07,319
Operator of one of the biggest books
in town. Dangerous cat.

230
00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:08,921
Why's he called the Barber?

231
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:13,425
Okay, that's the Lions, 'Bama, García
for the T's. Where do you want your point?

232
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:16,095
BOOKIE: There's a lot of Tigers.
Gotta be specific.

233
00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:17,463
BARBER:
It's gonna be an hour wait.

234
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:21,300
But I will give you a fade so polished
that it will blind you.

235
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,868
[CLEARS THROAT]

236
00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:31,343
-Got it. All set. Spread's at....
-We're here about the murder of Harry Cole.

237
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:35,014
Gunned down on the courthouse steps.
My, my, my.

238
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:36,582
So...

239
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:38,350
...what brings you here?

240
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:41,253
Well, for a start, he owed you $75,000.

241
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:45,057
Not to mention, he caved in
your collection guy's skull with a baseball bat.

242
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:47,126
Listen, let me tell you about that--

243
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,361
Use hypotheticals when you answer.

244
00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:51,530
They're inadmissible.

245
00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:54,400
How long do you think
I've been doing this, counselor?

246
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:55,901
Hm?

247
00:13:57,903 --> 00:14:00,439
Let's just say that Harry owed me big.

248
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:03,976
-Let's say he even killed my employee.
-Hypothetically.

249
00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:06,545
What do you think "let's say" means, huh?

250
00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:09,048
So you think the smart play...

251
00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:12,117
...is to spray downtown
with bullets in broad daylight?

252
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:16,021
Is that how a smart businessman operates?

253
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,323
Well, it could be.

254
00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:21,060
Anyone else who owed that smart
businessman money would be quick to pay.

255
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,995
From what I read in the paper...

256
00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:26,131
...I'd be looking at the guy
your vic was gonna testify against.

257
00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:30,870
I'd take that guy, what's-his-name,
Roger Thrunk, against the field.

258
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:34,173
Yeah, yeah. I kind of like
the widow myself, though.

259
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:37,309
You know, degenerate gambler husband
destroying their future.

260
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:41,413
Maybe there was a life insurance policy.
You ever think of that?

261
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:43,315
The moron's on the damn rail.

262
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:46,151
ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: <i>--down the center</i>
<i>of the track, heading for the home-stretch....</i>

263
00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:49,054
Listen, if I happen to be right,
and the widow is flush...

264
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,490
...you have her drop on by
and see me, okay?

265
00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:55,294
What odds are you giving
on the notorious bookie Harry owed money?

266
00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:58,497
Man, I don't even have a motorcycle license.

267
00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:00,666
-Hypothetically.
-Literally.

268
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,636
Thread the needle, baby.
That soft grass is nothing.

269
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:07,273
<i>--the outside,</i>
<i>and here they head into the finish. And it's....</i>

270
00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:10,442
I gotta admit,
life insurance, not a bad angle.

271
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:12,645
You and murderous spouses.
Never get married.

272
00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,580
Harry's widow keeps dodging my calls.

273
00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:18,617
-Even if she's innocent, she can help us--
-I forgot my sunglasses.

274
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:23,555
Give me Alas Poor Yorick, Edison Lighthouse
and Filly Cheesesteak...

275
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,658
...in a trifecta box
on the third at Saratoga.

276
00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:28,127
-This feels like entrapment.
-How much we talking?

277
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:29,561
Twenty-four dollars.

278
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:32,631
And yeah, Filly Cheesesteak's
a female in a male field.

279
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:35,634
But she's breaking from a single-figure draw,
she's a demon on mud...

280
00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:39,004
...and you don't bring in a jockey like Santiago
if you're just there for the juleps.

281
00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:40,406
Take it.

282
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,077
Oh!

283
00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:46,679
Silver dollar. Make it 25.

284
00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:50,015
That silver dollar,
is that a Susan B. Anthony?

285
00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:51,283
Then you keep it.

286
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:52,518
Those things are lucky.

287
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:04,430
[COIN CLATTERS]

288
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:09,001
I've got that lucky feeling. Give me
some good news on the safe-sex research.

289
00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:10,369
Well, nothing certain yet.

290
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:14,606
I have proven that when you purchase boxes
of every brand of condom available at once...

291
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,443
...the lady at the drugstore counter
looks at you funny.

292
00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:19,378
Is that a balloon animal?

293
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:21,413
Ah.

294
00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:24,316
Yeah. Clown college.
I'm available for parties.

295
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:27,519
I tracked down Harry's widow.
We've got to hurry.

296
00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:28,721
Where are we going?

297
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,490
Shady Plots Funeral Home.

298
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,592
Harry's memorial service
is right now.

299
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:35,527
If anyone needs to know where I am...

300
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,163
-...you be sure to let them know.
-Will do.

301
00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:45,671
Harry would have loved
to have seen you all here.

302
00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:50,542
He was a man who leaned on his friends, and
he wanted to be a man others could lean on.

303
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:54,613
-I feel dirty showing up here.
-If she called me back, we wouldn't have to be.

304
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:59,284
I've got some morgue business
to talk to the funeral director about. I'll be back.

305
00:17:09,127 --> 00:17:10,162
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

306
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:18,103
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

307
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:21,073
-Join me for my last meal.
-My partner is upstairs.

308
00:17:21,205 --> 00:17:24,343
The detective who has a sketch of you
and wants to talk about Meat Cute.

309
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:28,647
So you need to stay down here.
Not that I think you could climb these stairs.

310
00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:32,351
[WARBLING]

311
00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:34,586
That's what you sound like.

312
00:17:34,753 --> 00:17:38,590
Yes, I received the good doctor's call.
Yes, I'll stay downstairs.

313
00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:43,495
-Are you ever happy you're a zombie?
-You should know that's a stupid question.

314
00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:45,164
Is it?

315
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:48,834
Before I became a zombie,
I was wasting my life.

316
00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:51,770
Human Blaine was a nobody.
An underachiever.

317
00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:54,606
He was a-- He was a joke.

318
00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:56,575
Zombie Blaine, though....

319
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:59,745
-Zombie Blaine was the man.
-He was a murderer.

320
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:02,548
But he was exceptional.

321
00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:05,317
I kind of miss that guy. And you?

322
00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:09,621
Would you have ever become Liv Moore,
dispenser of justice, if I hadn't scratched you?

323
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:12,224
There's a part of you that loves it.

324
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:14,860
You're important now. Heh.

325
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:16,261
Admit it.

326
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:17,629
I gave you a gift.

327
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:20,099
What about the visions? Miss those?

328
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:22,668
Seeing the worst moments
of people's lives?

329
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,504
Never knowing when you're gonna
experience the terror...

330
00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:27,673
...of feeling like you're about to die?

331
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:32,744
Enjoy your hangover.

332
00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:36,682
Are you suggesting that I killed my husband
for an insurance payout?

333
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,651
It's the first question
they teach us in detective school.

334
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,487
I'm sorry if it sounds indelicate.

335
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,690
There was no insurance.
All of Harry's money went to his addiction.

336
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:48,627
As far as you know, did anyone ever refer
to your husband as Mr. Sheldon?

337
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:51,530
They couldn't have taught
that question at school.

338
00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:54,600
He was called many things.
Mr. Sheldon wasn't one of them.

339
00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:56,535
I'll be damned.

340
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:58,737
Calvin Owens.

341
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:01,206
He and Harry were college buddies.

342
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:04,343
I saw him put up a 30-20 on the Knicks
his rookie season.

343
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:06,512
-Are we done here?
-Yeah.

344
00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:08,580
I'm sorry for your loss, Mrs. Cole.

345
00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:10,349
Thank you.

346
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:15,888
We should probably go talk to Calvin.

347
00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:19,758
You look like me going to see NSYNC
when I was 10. Is this guy a big deal?

348
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:22,861
Not one week ago you were dissecting
the triangle offense.

349
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:26,498
Now you know nothing about
one of the greatest players of his generation?

350
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,500
I know he's good-looking.

351
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,737
We probably should go and talk to him.

352
00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:39,478
Mr. Owens.

353
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,681
Clive Babineaux, Seattle P.D.

354
00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:48,187
Do you mind if I ask you
some questions about Harry Cole?

355
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,455
Doubt I know anything relevant, but sure.

356
00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:53,192
Harry's widow said
you were college buddies.

357
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:54,893
Yeah. We met in our freshman year.

358
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:57,963
He was probably there
when you crushed Duke in the round of 16?

359
00:19:58,330 --> 00:19:59,765
God, that was sweet.

360
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:03,302
Probably. He went to most games.

361
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:05,204
Um....

362
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:07,873
Can you think of anyone
who might want to hurt Harry?

363
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,942
Aside from what's already in the news?

364
00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:13,579
-Not really.
-All right.

365
00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:14,913
Well, if that's all....

366
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,382
Oh, yeah, that's....

367
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:18,550
That's it.

368
00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:25,357
-Do you want to talk about basketball?
-I just have to ask about Ewing.

369
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:28,727
-I mean, you played him in his prime.
-He was a great player.

370
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:33,565
-If his knees would have held out....
-We're talking multiple Knicks titles.

371
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,467
See, that's what I'm always saying.

372
00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:39,238
On another front, who you got
for the college championship?

373
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:41,440
If someone were thinking about
making it interesting?

374
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:45,344
Be crazy if you didn't take Arizona.
If you don't mind, I have a car waiting.

375
00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:47,746
Oh, of course. But before you go...

376
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,549
...can I see the ring? I mean, up close.

377
00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:53,518
Yeah, no problem.

378
00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:58,757
-Go home, Harry.
HARRY: Do you want my blood on your hands?

379
00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:00,025
I've given you all I can.

380
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:03,895
You don't know what these psychos
will do to me, Calvin. Calvin!

381
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:12,604
Should I tell you the vision I just had,
or do you need a minute?

382
00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:15,407
[CLEARS THROAT]

383
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:18,310
-I'm good.
-Harry was asking Calvin for money.

384
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:21,980
-He was terrified someone was gonna kill him.
-It seems to point to The Barber.

385
00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:25,050
-What was Calvin's answer?
-He said he'd given enough.

386
00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:26,518
[CELL PHONE BUZZES]

387
00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:29,855
Yes.

388
00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:32,891
-Nice.
-Trust me.

389
00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:35,360
If Harry knew what it was about,
he'd approve.

390
00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:36,561
[DOOR OPENS]

391
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:41,400
-Gentlemen.
-Well, if it isn't Filly Cheesesteak.

392
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:45,504
Get the lady her prize.

393
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:55,080
You interested in turning that little
into a lot?

394
00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:58,684
Got a special on San Antonio-Golden State.

395
00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:01,820
You're not getting better than 150.
San Antonio's at home.

396
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,656
One-fifty on San Antonio at home? I'm in.

397
00:22:05,023 --> 00:22:07,926
Hey, officer, since you're here,
you got any scoop on the case?

398
00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:09,661
None that I can give out.

399
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,597
First thing, I think we cross off
any underworld figures...

400
00:22:12,764 --> 00:22:15,734
-...given the theatrical nature of the crime.
-Jimmy Hoffa.

401
00:22:16,768 --> 00:22:18,403
That's the way a pro does it.

402
00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:19,604
Hypothetically.

403
00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:22,607
No, no, no. <i>Strangers on a Train.</i>

404
00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:24,343
There's your perfect crime.

405
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:25,844
No, no, no. Perfect murder?

406
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,647
You get the guy you want
to get rid of to kill himself.

407
00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:31,049
-You just ask real nice?
-Hypothetically...

408
00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:34,720
...you just Skype
the guy you want done.

409
00:22:34,886 --> 00:22:38,490
He answers and there, on camera,
he sees his wife...

410
00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:42,527
...his family, his dog, whoever,
with guns to their head.

411
00:22:45,063 --> 00:22:46,998
You make it clear that it's him or them.

412
00:22:48,633 --> 00:22:50,869
Believe me, he'll do it.

413
00:22:57,843 --> 00:23:00,746
Gotta hit the road. Places to go...

414
00:23:00,912 --> 00:23:02,781
...people to see.

415
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:09,554
What about the wife and the family?

416
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:15,060
-You've got yourself witnesses.
-Guess you gotta get rid of them too.

417
00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:18,563
COUNSELOR:
Hypothetically.

418
00:23:22,534 --> 00:23:23,568
[LOUD BANGING]

419
00:23:32,444 --> 00:23:33,712
Hello?

420
00:23:41,987 --> 00:23:43,622
Hello?

421
00:23:52,697 --> 00:23:54,099
[EXHALES]

422
00:24:00,438 --> 00:24:01,640
[MAN WHISTLING
"OH MY DARLING, CLEMENTINE"]

423
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:03,141
Hey.

424
00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:04,643
You can't be in here.

425
00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:17,656
There. That's better.

426
00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:26,731
Would it surprise you to know
that I've been here before?

427
00:24:26,898 --> 00:24:29,668
In a district attorney's office?
Not a big shock, no.

428
00:24:29,835 --> 00:24:31,203
Four times.

429
00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:35,207
Every few years, some DA gets it
in his or her head to make a run at me...

430
00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:39,544
...so I swing by
to talk about how things can go.

431
00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:44,816
-Are you threatening me?
-Gosh, no.

432
00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:48,119
Actually, three of those former DAs,
they're doing great.

433
00:24:48,787 --> 00:24:51,690
They fell into some money, retired young...

434
00:24:51,857 --> 00:24:53,792
...fabulous PPO health insurance...

435
00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:56,695
...that pays for contact lenses
and teeth whitening.

436
00:24:56,962 --> 00:24:58,163
And the fourth DA?

437
00:24:58,930 --> 00:25:01,733
-Escapes me.
-I see.

438
00:25:03,802 --> 00:25:06,738
You're attempting to bribe
an assistant district attorney.

439
00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:09,507
Add that to the illegal
ex parte communication...

440
00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:12,844
...I might have enough to bring you back
to see the place during work hours.

441
00:25:13,545 --> 00:25:16,781
-You are not lacking for pluck, huh?
-Well.

442
00:25:16,948 --> 00:25:19,251
And I admire the work ethic.
The late hours.

443
00:25:19,618 --> 00:25:21,686
And this wall thing.

444
00:25:22,153 --> 00:25:23,688
But...

445
00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:26,057
...it is a little out of date.

446
00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:28,560
So maybe you only have one source?

447
00:25:28,827 --> 00:25:31,129
Who left my employ about two years ago?

448
00:25:31,296 --> 00:25:32,564
I wonder who.

449
00:25:32,731 --> 00:25:36,534
And I wonder what happens
to your case if he goes away?

450
00:25:36,768 --> 00:25:38,069
It's time for you to leave.

451
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,606
Quite the gig for someone
two years out of law school.

452
00:25:41,973 --> 00:25:44,075
The DA pulled you
out of sabbatical, right?

453
00:25:44,242 --> 00:25:48,713
So with a continent full of experts
on drug law, racketeering and so on...

454
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,116
...he opted for a 27-year-old.

455
00:25:52,851 --> 00:25:55,220
Maybe his heart's not quite in this.

456
00:25:57,789 --> 00:25:59,824
Or maybe it's the pluck.

457
00:26:04,963 --> 00:26:07,999
[WHISTLING]

458
00:26:12,637 --> 00:26:16,007
CLIVE: Remember him? This is the turtle
on Roger Thrunk's desk.

459
00:26:16,174 --> 00:26:17,943
That's right.

460
00:26:18,777 --> 00:26:22,213
I suppose he looks
more like a Mr. Sheldon than Harry.

461
00:26:22,347 --> 00:26:25,317
We had a forensic team
go through everything in Thrunk's office.

462
00:26:25,650 --> 00:26:27,852
Some flunky showed up
wanting to feed the turtle.

463
00:26:28,019 --> 00:26:30,889
That's what "take care of Mr. Sheldon" meant.
It was literal.

464
00:26:31,022 --> 00:26:33,959
He wasn't ordering a hit.
He was getting a pet sitter.

465
00:26:34,225 --> 00:26:37,729
Yeah, but things got weird.
When Forensics said they needed to call in...

466
00:26:37,896 --> 00:26:40,298
...and make sure it was okay with me,
the flunky split.

467
00:26:40,665 --> 00:26:41,900
They didn't even get a name.

468
00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:45,136
-Why would he do that?
-I saw a movie once set in a jungle prison.

469
00:26:45,303 --> 00:26:48,340
Prisoners wrote messages
on the bottom of turtles' shells.

470
00:26:50,642 --> 00:26:53,745
Uh, the things...

471
00:26:54,012 --> 00:26:58,717
...they never tell you
you'll be doing at the detective academy.

472
00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:01,619
Come on, boy.

473
00:27:04,656 --> 00:27:06,091
Babineaux.

474
00:27:06,725 --> 00:27:08,126
You and that turtle get a room.

475
00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,829
-I'm looking for messages.
-I won't ask.

476
00:27:10,996 --> 00:27:14,299
-Think there's something fishy about this turtle.
-All you, buddy.

477
00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:17,802
In<i> A Fish Called Wanda,</i>
they hid the key in the treasure chest.

478
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:20,305
Does anyone else have
any movie plots that may apply?

479
00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:24,909
-He doesn't have a treasure chest.
-He's got a castle.

480
00:27:32,717 --> 00:27:33,818
Oh, there's something.

481
00:27:40,892 --> 00:27:42,927
Well, what do we have here?

482
00:27:43,094 --> 00:27:44,662
Looks like cocaine to me.

483
00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:48,867
So that's why Mr. Sheldon wouldn't shut up
about taking me for a ride in his Porsche.

484
00:27:49,034 --> 00:27:52,804
I think we'll bring Roger in tonight
for another chat. You in?

485
00:27:52,971 --> 00:27:54,806
Actually, I kind of have plans.

486
00:27:57,809 --> 00:27:58,977
Okay.

487
00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:01,346
Two glasses of wine. I think I'm ready.

488
00:28:01,713 --> 00:28:03,114
<i>Doesn't get any safer than this.</i>

489
00:28:03,281 --> 00:28:05,884
We could just wait
until Ravi finishes his research.

490
00:28:06,051 --> 00:28:07,852
Nope. It's on.

491
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:09,721
High card strips.

492
00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:10,889
Draw.

493
00:28:12,323 --> 00:28:14,359
-What did you get?
-<i>A two.</i>

494
00:28:14,726 --> 00:28:17,128
<i>Liar. Show your card, Lilywhite.</i>

495
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,935
<i>-Read them and weep.</i>
<i>-Ugh!</i>

496
00:28:26,905 --> 00:28:30,041
-Slow down, now. Make it a show.
-Don't you dare make me feel cheap.

497
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:33,711
Come on, everyone knows this is how
you put yourself through college.

498
00:28:33,845 --> 00:28:34,913
[CHUCKLES]

499
00:28:36,081 --> 00:28:39,751
Hey, how about a face card
means you provide a little dirty talk?

500
00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:43,888
<i>We'll see.</i>
<i>I may need to finish this bottle first.</i>

501
00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:46,224
Wait. Let's show each other at once.

502
00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:47,425
Build some drama.

503
00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:48,993
All right.

504
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,464
Three, two, one.

505
00:28:53,765 --> 00:28:56,835
<i>Well, luckily,</i>
<i>I'm wearing four pairs of socks.</i>

506
00:28:57,001 --> 00:28:58,136
No, sir.

507
00:28:58,303 --> 00:29:00,238
Full monty. Give me the goods.

508
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,241
<i>All right. Ahem.</i>

509
00:29:04,943 --> 00:29:05,977
What?

510
00:29:06,144 --> 00:29:08,079
A G-string?

511
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:09,481
Uncool.

512
00:29:09,848 --> 00:29:11,883
I play to win.

513
00:29:12,050 --> 00:29:13,485
<i>Now, draw, lady.</i>

514
00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:14,886
<i>Three...</i>

515
00:29:15,019 --> 00:29:16,154
<i>...two...</i>

516
00:29:16,321 --> 00:29:17,522
<i>...one.</i>

517
00:29:20,892 --> 00:29:22,293
[CHUCKLES]

518
00:29:23,128 --> 00:29:24,829
<i>Yeah.</i>

519
00:29:39,878 --> 00:29:43,248
<i>All right. That did the trick for me.</i>
<i>Good night.</i>

520
00:29:43,414 --> 00:29:44,849
[SCOFFS]

521
00:29:50,088 --> 00:29:51,122
Mr. Thrunk.

522
00:29:53,258 --> 00:29:54,826
Guess I figured it out.

523
00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,466
Thanks for playing along.

524
00:30:01,900 --> 00:30:03,401
MAJOR [OVER COMPUTER]:
<i>It was fun.</i>

525
00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:05,870
It was.

526
00:30:06,204 --> 00:30:09,073
-<i>I know it's not the same as....</i>
-That's okay.

527
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,876
-<i>You remember the last time?</i>
-You mean the last time--?

528
00:30:12,043 --> 00:30:13,178
That is what I mean.

529
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,146
Yeah.

530
00:30:16,181 --> 00:30:18,850
Laundry room. Your apartment building.

531
00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:21,519
We'd fought earlier about how many
of your teammates...

532
00:30:21,886 --> 00:30:25,156
-<i>...would get invitations to the wedding.</i>
-Make-up sex.

533
00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:26,357
Good stuff.

534
00:30:28,459 --> 00:30:29,961
Just a couple more days.

535
00:30:31,129 --> 00:30:32,497
A couple more days.

536
00:30:42,273 --> 00:30:44,409
Congratulations, officer.

537
00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:47,445
You turned 24 dollars into 1500.

538
00:30:48,046 --> 00:30:50,281
I'm gonna let it ride on Arizona
to win it all...

539
00:30:50,415 --> 00:30:52,984
-...at 15-to-1.
-Arizona?

540
00:30:55,253 --> 00:30:57,088
Fine. Your money.

541
00:30:57,255 --> 00:30:58,957
Soon to be my money.

542
00:30:59,123 --> 00:31:02,126
I have it on good authority
from an NCAA champion himself.

543
00:31:02,293 --> 00:31:05,630
-And who might that be?
-Only Calvin Owens.

544
00:31:06,564 --> 00:31:07,599
LIV:
What?

545
00:31:10,902 --> 00:31:15,306
Well, if there's someone who would
understand betting on college basketball....

546
00:31:17,242 --> 00:31:19,177
ANNOUNCER [OVER COMPUTER]:
<i>Bowman grabs the rebound...</i>

547
00:31:19,310 --> 00:31:21,145
<i>and it's a beautiful</i>
<i>outlet pass to Calvin Owens.</i>

548
00:31:21,312 --> 00:31:24,282
<i>He's going for the jam,</i>
<i>and, oh, he can't get it to go down.</i>

549
00:31:24,415 --> 00:31:25,283
[CLICKS OFF]

550
00:31:25,583 --> 00:31:28,052
-Hey.
-Caught you.

551
00:31:28,186 --> 00:31:29,220
I get it now.

552
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:32,290
You sit down here and bone up
on a few basketball facts...

553
00:31:32,457 --> 00:31:34,525
...and regurgitate them,
trying to show me up.

554
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:36,461
You got me. What's up?

555
00:31:36,628 --> 00:31:39,397
Our frogmen did their dive.
They found the motorcycle.

556
00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:42,066
We traced it to a visiting Serbian national.

557
00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:46,638
He and his brother were on a flight to Serbia
less than three hours after Harry Cole was shot.

558
00:31:46,971 --> 00:31:48,640
They both got violent records back home.

559
00:31:49,007 --> 00:31:52,977
So we infiltrate a Serbian crime gang.
It's almost too easy.

560
00:31:53,144 --> 00:31:55,947
Well, I'm pushing the DA to extradite,
but it's a long shot.

561
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,116
I'm sure they were guns for hire.

562
00:31:58,283 --> 00:32:01,085
You enjoying some classic Calvin?

563
00:32:01,452 --> 00:32:05,256
Doing some homework. You remember
their record their championship season?

564
00:32:05,390 --> 00:32:08,259
-Yeah, they only had a couple of losses.
-Thirty-five and 2.

565
00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:11,296
Know what they were against the spread?
Six and 31.

566
00:32:11,462 --> 00:32:15,199
If Vegas is doing its job, most teams
should be close to .500 against the spread.

567
00:32:15,366 --> 00:32:17,402
-I know how the spread works.
-Right.

568
00:32:17,568 --> 00:32:20,705
Well, Calvin had a bad habit
of getting careless late in games.

569
00:32:21,072 --> 00:32:24,575
-I think he was shaving points.
-And his college buddy was a serious gambler.

570
00:32:25,710 --> 00:32:27,278
We need to talk to Owens again.

571
00:32:27,645 --> 00:32:31,149
Find out if he's got any connections to...

572
00:32:31,316 --> 00:32:36,254
...Nikos and Novak Slijepcevic.

573
00:32:36,387 --> 00:32:38,022
I'll find out how to pronounce that.

574
00:32:38,423 --> 00:32:40,458
You said it fine.

575
00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:43,528
You two are out of your damn minds.

576
00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:45,697
I want my lawyer, man.

577
00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:49,434
You could do that,
or you can just hear us out.

578
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,637
You've been advised of your rights.
Remain silent if you like.

579
00:32:53,071 --> 00:32:54,605
I didn't kill anyone. That's crazy.

580
00:32:55,239 --> 00:32:59,711
Crazy like how your college team failed
to cover the spread 80 percent of the time?

581
00:33:00,545 --> 00:33:03,681
You used to get the yips pretty bad
in the closing minutes.

582
00:33:05,183 --> 00:33:07,251
Lots of pressure at the end of games.

583
00:33:07,452 --> 00:33:09,620
What, no good under pressure, Calvin?

584
00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:14,158
But in the pros, those yips cleared up.

585
00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:17,061
Of course, by then,
you weren't short of cash anymore.

586
00:33:17,228 --> 00:33:20,465
But your college buddy was.
That's why he was blackmailing you.

587
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:25,169
"Pay off my debts, or I'll tell everyone
about those games we fixed back in college."

588
00:33:25,370 --> 00:33:27,772
Could've paid him off,
but you knew that wasn't gonna end.

589
00:33:28,139 --> 00:33:29,574
Not with a degenerate like Harry.

590
00:33:30,475 --> 00:33:33,011
So I jumped on the back
of a motorcycle and shot him?

591
00:33:33,311 --> 00:33:35,480
Think someone might have seen
a 6'7" shooter?

592
00:33:35,646 --> 00:33:38,249
The bike was registered
to the sons of...

593
00:33:38,616 --> 00:33:40,284
...Goran Slijepcevic.

594
00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:43,755
You and Goran were teammates
in Milwaukee for two seasons...

595
00:33:44,122 --> 00:33:47,692
...until he was cut for pulling a knife
in a card game dispute on a team flight.

596
00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:51,095
You reached out to an old friend
to fix your problem.

597
00:33:52,730 --> 00:33:56,601
Mr. Owens? Peyton Charles.
I'm with the district attorney's office.

598
00:33:57,368 --> 00:34:00,405
-It would be in your best interest to confess.
-You think so, huh?

599
00:34:00,571 --> 00:34:03,274
Goran has had a pretty impressive
post-basketball career.

600
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:07,512
He's a war criminal. Serbia's just getting back
their international reputation.

601
00:34:07,678 --> 00:34:10,815
Think they'd risk that to protect
a family with ties to a genocide?

602
00:34:11,181 --> 00:34:12,550
We will get them extradited.

603
00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:15,652
How long do you think it'll take
for them to roll over on you?

604
00:34:15,820 --> 00:34:17,321
Confess...

605
00:34:17,487 --> 00:34:19,223
...and I'll keep you out of gen pop.

606
00:34:19,424 --> 00:34:23,293
There's a lot of prisoners who want to meet
Calvin Owens. Not all of them are fans.

607
00:34:37,141 --> 00:34:38,376
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

608
00:34:38,509 --> 00:34:40,210
This one.

609
00:34:40,777 --> 00:34:42,847
This one's my jam.

610
00:34:53,690 --> 00:34:56,360
You like the music, don't you, Grandpa?

611
00:34:57,862 --> 00:35:01,265
Well, it has been a hell
of a few days, Gramps.

612
00:35:01,632 --> 00:35:04,635
Turns out we have something more
in common than our good looks...

613
00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:06,704
...and stellar musical taste.

614
00:35:06,871 --> 00:35:09,807
Dad has figured out a way
to take over my business too.

615
00:35:10,141 --> 00:35:11,843
-Unh...!
-You're okay.

616
00:35:15,813 --> 00:35:19,283
What do you say
we teach him a lesson this time?

617
00:35:19,484 --> 00:35:21,452
Let him know what it feels like.

618
00:35:21,586 --> 00:35:23,121
[GROANING]

619
00:35:23,254 --> 00:35:24,555
Shh, shh, shh.

620
00:35:24,689 --> 00:35:27,158
Just listen to the music.

621
00:35:35,399 --> 00:35:37,201
Yo, Angus.

622
00:35:37,735 --> 00:35:39,770
I've decided I'll do it.

623
00:35:40,204 --> 00:35:43,241
Yeah, I did have options.

624
00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:48,146
I'm heading to Mount Rainier.
You'll have the brain you want by tomorrow.

625
00:36:09,367 --> 00:36:12,603
[MUFFLED GRUNTING]

626
00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:19,610
[WHISPERING]
Just listen to the music.

627
00:36:19,944 --> 00:36:22,747
Just listen to the music.

628
00:36:30,288 --> 00:36:31,923
Condoms have a 98 percent
success rate.

629
00:36:32,423 --> 00:36:34,625
I've read that stat somewhere.

630
00:36:38,429 --> 00:36:39,730
You gotta like those odds.

631
00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:42,967
No pressure.

632
00:36:46,404 --> 00:36:48,472
Come on. Come on.

633
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:53,678
[GROANS]

634
00:37:11,429 --> 00:37:14,365
Ugh. Damn.

635
00:37:28,479 --> 00:37:30,414
Oh, no.

636
00:37:30,715 --> 00:37:32,883
No, no, no.

637
00:37:35,686 --> 00:37:38,689
RAVI: Stop what you're doing. I'm coming in.
MAJOR: Wait, whoa, Ravi.

638
00:37:38,856 --> 00:37:41,726
Whoa, whoa, whoa, knocking.
In this house we use knocking.

639
00:37:41,892 --> 00:37:43,327
Are you decent?

640
00:37:43,494 --> 00:37:45,396
LIV:
Decent enough.

641
00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:49,967
-Tell me you haven't had sex yet.
-You could've asked outside the door.

642
00:37:50,334 --> 00:37:51,435
-Have you?
-No.

643
00:37:51,569 --> 00:37:52,770
[EXHALES]

644
00:37:52,903 --> 00:37:56,440
That is very, very good news.

645
00:37:56,607 --> 00:38:00,711
Zombie virus is a hundredth
the size of a typical virus.

646
00:38:00,878 --> 00:38:04,415
Okay, I tested every brand of condom,
every material...

647
00:38:04,548 --> 00:38:06,751
...102 samples.

648
00:38:06,917 --> 00:38:08,919
Zombie virus went through all of them.

649
00:38:09,854 --> 00:38:13,024
If you have sex,
Major will become a zombie.

650
00:38:13,391 --> 00:38:16,527
That is not a risk, that's a certainty.

651
00:38:19,597 --> 00:38:21,799
Look, someday, I'll cure it. I will.

652
00:38:22,333 --> 00:38:24,835
But until then, I'm sorry.

653
00:38:25,936 --> 00:38:27,738
Thanks, Ravi.

654
00:38:27,905 --> 00:38:28,939
Really.

655
00:38:38,716 --> 00:38:40,584
There's other stuff.

656
00:38:41,452 --> 00:38:42,620
The other night was fun.

657
00:38:44,088 --> 00:38:45,556
It was.

658
00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:48,859
-So we get creative.
-We're creative people. We'll figure it out.

659
00:38:49,026 --> 00:38:52,563
-Yeah. This isn't it for us.
-It's not.

660
00:38:54,398 --> 00:38:55,633
So...

661
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,769
...what are we doing later?
Wanna catch a G-rated movie?

662
00:38:58,903 --> 00:39:00,838
Heh. Uh....

663
00:39:00,971 --> 00:39:03,641
I've got work. Late-night training sessions.

664
00:39:04,075 --> 00:39:07,044
-But tomorrow?
-Tomorrow. Great.

665
00:39:07,411 --> 00:39:09,847
-Foot rub?
-Yes.

666
00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:12,683
Wait. Was that an offer or a request?

667
00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:17,388
[CLASSICAL MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

668
00:39:50,755 --> 00:39:52,590
[DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES]

669
00:39:53,691 --> 00:39:56,394
Dude, guess what?
I'm reading the news...

670
00:39:56,560 --> 00:40:00,498
...and then suddenly,
your scary-ass pops is staring at me.

671
00:40:02,032 --> 00:40:03,868
Someone kidnapped the guy.

672
00:40:05,803 --> 00:40:06,837
Give me that.

673
00:40:08,172 --> 00:40:11,108
Just like our other customers.
I mean, talk about luck, right?

674
00:40:16,547 --> 00:40:19,116
What are we listening to?
Can we turn this crap off?

675
00:40:20,017 --> 00:40:23,788
REPORTER: <i>The real estate mogul's living room</i>
<i>was covered in anti-capitalist graffiti...</i>

676
00:40:23,921 --> 00:40:26,424
<i>...and violent class warfare slogans...</i>

677
00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:30,928
<i>...fueling speculation that the perpetrators</i>
<i>are anti-corporate radicals.</i>

678
00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:34,598
<i>In other news, the Seattle City Council</i>
<i>today approved a motion....</i>

679
00:40:38,469 --> 00:40:39,970
[GUNSHOTS]

680
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,109
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

