‫ANNOUNCER: Previously: ‫ What's this?
‫That, my dear nephew, is a ‫ rare bottle of Irish whiskey.
‫Little something to wish you ‫ well on your first day back.
‫What gives?
‫We've come to ‫ the conclusion...
‫That you're a lost cause, and ‫ now we gotta cut you loose.
‫You got a great family, Tom.
‫Look, I gotta tell you, bro, ‫ these kids, they need a dad.
‫Ah, yeah. ‫Yeah.
‫Come on, asshole. ‫ Do something about it.
‫I think you're drinking ‫ too much.
‫I'm trying to explain ‫ something to you here.
‫Let's get a drink.
‫I get what ‫ you're trying to do.
‫The tough love. ‫ It's old school. ‫ It's admirable.
‫I eat when I'm up. ‫ I eat when I'm down.
‫You're gonna eat yourself ‫to death.
‫That's kind of the point.
‫Jesus Christ.
‫Janet, I am so sorry.
‫Seriously, ‫stop beating yourself up.
‫Okay? ‫ Look, nothing happened.
‫Hey. ‫ Hey.
‫What are you doing here?
‫You two have got ‫ to be shitting me.
‫What?
‫[♪♪]
‫[Crowd Chattering]
‫[Rock Music ‫ playing over speakers]
‫What's up? ‫ What's up?
‫Well, well. ‫The prodigal bum returns.
‫Yep. ‫ What's the matter?
‫Where you going?
‫Yeah, you're, uh, supposed ‫ to treat the customers
‫with a little honor ‫ and, uh, you know...
‫Nice.
‫That's a tall order, ‫ the pricks I gotta deal with.
‫Present company ‫most definitely included.
‫Mm-hm.
‫All right, ‫ strike one, dipshit:
‫Don't bring ‫ your own bottle in.
‫Strike two: ‫ no smoking.
‫We're playing by the rules
‫of the great city ‫ and the state of New York.
‫So if you wanna drink that, ‫ smoke that, take it outside.
‫Okay. ‫ I'll take it outside.
‫Why don't you come outside ‫ with me, pussy?
‫Faggot.
‫Douche bag. ‫ Shit prick.
‫Dick weed. ‫ Nut sac.
‫Numbnuts. ‫'Mo.
‫[Scoffs]
‫'Mo.
‫Heh-heh. ‫ Unbelievable.
‫Hey. Hey! ‫ TOMMY: What?
‫Where you going? ‫ I'm going to the, uh,
‫little girls' room, ‫ queer bait.
‫Ass face.
‫Mm.
‫Great state of New York, ‫my balls.
‫[Sighs]
‫Tell me...
‫This is your choice?
‫[Scoffs]
‫Great. Heh.
‫Oh, boy.
‫Just great.
‫You almost bite it, ‫ but no.
‫God decides ‫ you get another chance.
‫Yeah. ‫Wasn't your time.
‫And this... Tommy, ‫ this is what you do with it?
‫lt's pathetic.
‫Broken record, pal.
‫lf it had been me walking ‫ out of those towers alive,
‫you can bet ‫you wouldn't find
‫my drunken, pathetic ‫ Irish ass in some backroom.
‫Great. ‫ Huh?
‫I'd be singing and dancing ‫ in the street.
‫But to you... ‫ Life is piss to you.
‫Life is nothing ‫ but piss.
‫Hey, you're dead, okay? ‫ You know, you're...
‫You're not even here, ‫ all right?
‫Tommy, that may be... ‫ Bullshit.
‫But I'm a goddamn hero.
‫[Grunts]
‫Okay, get up.
‫Get up! ‫ [Grunting]
‫You're the hero? Huh?
‫How about all the times I ‫ pulled your ass out of shit? ‫ Huh?
‫Who was the hero ‫ then, asshole?
‫Huh? ‫Christ almighty,
‫half the medals ‫ you had on your chest
‫were because I didn't want... ‫ Goddamn want 'em!
‫You're the hero?
‫The one time I take my goddamn ‫ eyes off you, you wander off,
‫ends up being ‫ the biggest goddamn tragedy
‫in the history ‫ of the fire service.
‫And you're the hero, ‫and I'm the goddamn goat?
‫I'm glad you're dead.
‫ I'm glad I'm alive.
‫Stop it. ‫ What are you doing?
‫Ah, Jesus Christ.
‫Oh, my God.
‫How many times ‫ did I tell you
‫not to ride your goddamn bike ‫ in the street?
‫You didn't tell me ‫ that day.
‫I said it ‫ about 50 goddamn times.
‫I wanted to show you ‫ my wheelie.
‫You couldn't do ‫ a goddamn wheelie.
‫Yes, I could. ‫ Lifting your front tire
‫of your bike ‫a half an inch...
‫A wheelie. ‫ Stop using that voice.
‫Mom said it was cool. ‫Mom? Mom this. Mom that.
‫I'm sick of Mom.
‫I knew you were gonna be ‫a pussy.
‫I knew it.
‫You ruined things between me ‫ and your mother.
‫You know that, right? Huh?
‫You happy now? ‫ Hm? Happy?
‫[Grunts]
‫[The Von bondies' ‫ "c'mon, c'mon" playing]
‫♪ On another day ‫C'mon, c'mon ♪
‫♪ With these ropes tied tight ‫Can we do no wrong? ♪
‫♪ Now we grieve ‫'Cause now it's gone ♪
‫♪ Things were good ‫When we were young ♪
‫♪ When my teeth bite down ‫I can see the blood ♪
‫♪ Of a thousand men ‫Who have come and gone ♪
‫♪ Now we grieve ‫'Cause now it's gone ♪
‫♪ Things were good ‫When we were young ♪
‫♪ Is it safe to stay? ‫♪ C'mon, c'mon
‫♪ Was it right to leave? ‫♪ C'mon, c'mon
‫♪ Will I ever learn? ‫♪ C'mon, c'mon
‫C'mon, c'mon ♪
‫[Crashing]
‫Hey. He still in there?
‫Yeah. Going strong.
‫You said he came ‫in with a bottle?
‫Yeah. ‫ Whiskey. Good stuff.
‫How much of it ‫ was gone?
‫I don't know. ‫ Close to half?
‫Phew. ‫He's still moving around?
‫That's impressive. ‫ [Crashing]
‫God only knows ‫ what he's been up to.
‫One of his hands ‫is all bloody.
‫[Sighs]
‫Hey, listen, take this.
‫Buy him a couple more rounds.
‫What? ‫ You're kidding me, right?
‫Nail in the coffin in case ‫ the bottle doesn't work.
‫And then just, you know, ‫let him sleep it off.
‫All right. ‫ All right?
‫[Cell Phone ringing]
‫[Grunts]
‫Mm. Yeah.
‫COLLEEN: ‫Dad?
‫Coll, what's up?
‫Are you okay? ‫You sound kinda sick.
‫I'm fine.
‫Fine.
‫Just sick of a ‫lot of assholes. ‫That's what I'm sick of.
‫But I'm not sick of you.
‫You know what?
‫Glad you called. I wanted ‫ to tell you I love you, okay?
‫And I know I don't say ‫ that often,
‫but I'm saying it now.
‫And I'll tell you ‫something else.
‫You know something else?
‫You know, parents ‫ aren't supposed to say this,
‫but I'm gonna say it. ‫ You're my favorite.
‫You're not supposed ‫ to have a favorite kid.
‫But you were always my ‫ favorite. I'll tell you why.
‫Because you don't take any...
‫You got balls.
‫And you don't take ‫ any shit off anybody,
‫and you never took ‫ no shit off nobody,
‫and I... You know, ‫ that's why I love you.
‫What's going on? ‫ What are you doing?
‫Uh, um...
‫Could you ‫come pick me up?
‫Yeah.
‫Let me tell you something. ‫ Ahem.
‫You are smart, ‫ and gorgeous obviously,
‫and funny. ‫ I know.
‫You have ‫a great attitude.
‫And don't change that.
‫That's gotta... ‫ That's gotta stay.
‫That's a keeper. ‫Smile.
‫What are you doing? ‫ I'm putting this on YouTube.
‫ "When Dads Drive Drunk." ‫I'm not drunk.
‫Lookit...
‫lf I was drunk, ‫could I do this? Lookit.
‫Hands on the wheel! ‫ Don't do that.
‫I do this all the time.
‫Not when I'm in the car.
‫Don't do that. ‫ I could make a ‫ sport out of it.
‫I could win a gold medal. ‫Here.
‫Let me tell you ‫ something else.
‫That's the thing ‫ with your mother, you know.
‫She was a blast.
‫And then, ‫ out of nowhere, she sucks.
‫Now she's just a big pain ‫in my balls.
‫No shit! You know... ‫ Right.
‫lf I had a pair of balls, ‫ there would be a giant pain
‫in them, ‫ and it would be her.
‫[Scoffs]
‫Did I say you were funny? ‫Mmm...
‫You okay with this? ‫ Hell, yeah.
‫You heard what she said, ‫we can drink for free!
‫I know. And you have to...
‫You have to ‫ learn how you can... ‫ I know.
‫Adapt. ‫ You know what I mean?
‫Be flexible. ‫ Yeah.
‫Flexible. ‫ Hell, yeah.
‫Don't tell Shawn about this ‫ because he'd get...
‫I'm not gonna...
‫...way freaked out. ‫ Why would I tell...
‫I don't care ‫ about his disapproval.
‫You shouldn't care.
‫Hm. ‫ Right?
‫Totally. ‫ You know what I mean?
‫Don't tell your mother.
‫Okay. Yeah. ‫ This is just our...
‫Okay. So...
‫MAN: You guys ready to roll? ‫ BOTH: Yeah!
‫To me.
‫Could you just pull over?
‫I wanna get out. ‫I'm the responsible one.
‫I get to decide ‫who does what, when, how.
‫My truck. My rules. ‫ My night.
‫Give me my phone back! ‫ No.
‫No. ‫ The phone is mine.
‫Give me my phone back. ‫ I'm not giving you the phone.
‫You want it, ‫come and get it.
‫[Both Grunting]
‫Get back here.
‫All right. ‫I'm gonna count to three.
‫One...
‫[Knocking On door]
‫TOMMY: ‫ I hear you.
‫Oh. ‫ Hey.
‫[Thud] ‫ Oh!
‫lt's okay. It's Tom. ‫What are you doing here?
‫Hey. Hello.
‫Oh!
‫Oh, what stinks like mint? ‫ What?
‫What stinks like mint?
‫I'm... I'm minty.
‫I am gonna just...
‫Oh, shit. I'm gonna...
‫Oh, Mr. Minty.
‫Tommy, come on. ‫ You gotta go.
‫Yeah! ‫ What are you doing in here?
‫Whatever you do, ‫ keep your pants on.
‫Don't lay down ‫ on the bed.
‫Okay, don't unzip ‫your pants.
‫Hey. I... I don't have ‫ school tomorrow.
‫School.
‫Tommy, come on. You gotta pick ‫ it up, get it together.
‫[Grunts]
‫Jimmy.
‫Night!
‫ls he out?
‫Yes. I think he's out.
‫What is that? ‫ NyQuil?
‫[Car Alarm blaring]
‫[Tommy Groaning]
‫[Sighs]
‫Janet?
‫Katy?
‫[Glass Shard thuds]
‫[Sighs]
‫[Groans]
‫[Glass Crunching]
‫My God.
‫[Sighs]
‫Shit.
‫[Cell Phone ringing]
‫Oh, goddamn it.
‫Yeah?
‫FRANCO: ‫Where the hell are you?
‫Franco. I'm, uh...
‫Where are you?
‫Uh, I'm... I'm home. ‫ We're not working ‫ today, right?
‫Where's Colleen?
‫How the hell should I know?
‫Get your ass down here now.
‫Hey. What's up? ‫ Hey, Tom.
‫Next time you put your hands ‫ on her, I swear to God...
‫[All Yelling]
‫I'm not joking. ‫What's going on?
‫She's done being ‫ the punching bag, asshole!
‫Next time you wanna fight, ‫ you come find me, a man!
‫What are you talking about? ‫ What, man?
‫You didn't go over there ‫after I left
‫and start tearing ‫the place apart?
‫Where? ‫ What are you talking about?
‫Janet's house. ‫ How much of a dick are you?
‫Know how much you terrorized ‫ them? They spent the night
‫at Janet's cousin's house ‫in Jersey.
‫All right, break it up!
‫Break it up! ‫ Go to your neutral corner.
‫We got bigger fish to fry.
‫Tommy, I've been calling ‫you all morning.
‫Where is Colleen? ‫I don't know.
‫You were with her last night? ‫ No.
‫Nobody's heard from Colleen ‫ since around 10.
‫Yeah? ‫ Okay?
‫She went out with somebody ‫ around 8:30.
‫She didn't say who.
‫Then Janet called her around, ‫ what, 10.
‫Said you were coming ‫ to pick her up.
‫Now, where is she, Tommy?
‫Where is she?
‫I don't know.
‫Hey, hey. Listen, I just... ‫ I just got up, guys.
‫I haven't ‫ even had coffee yet.
‫Let me... ‫ Let me take a piss and, uh,
‫straighten myself out ‫ a little bit.
‫Yeah. Go wake up, Tom. ‫ Have a drink!
‫You dick!
‫Come on. Grab a seat.
‫[Sighs]
‫Thanks.
‫So you don't remember ‫ picking her up?
‫Remember her calling you?
‫Um...
‫ls there a message ‫ from her on your phone?
‫Oh. Earrings. ‫ Lovely.
‫Are they Colleen's?
‫Those are clip-ons. ‫ She hates clip-ons.
‫I spent some time ‫ in my uncle's jewelry store
‫when I was a kid. ‫These diamonds are real.
‫They could be his, ‫ you know?
‫Maybe he got so drunk last ‫ night, he put 'em on
‫and a nice dress. ‫Maybe, uh, a little wig,
‫some ladies' underwear ‫and went out on the town.
‫lt happens.
‫No. No messages from Colleen.
‫Well, what exactly do you ‫ remember about last night?
‫Um, I remember plenty ‫ of stuff.
‫Let's just stay focused ‫ on Colleen, all right?
‫I've called her ‫a hundred times.
‫Her moms has been calling her,
‫and nothing, nada. ‫She's off the grid, son.
‫Well, maybe she doesn't wanna ‫ talk to you.
‫Maybe she wants to talk ‫ to her old man.
‫[Cell Phone ringtone barking]
‫That's... ‫ That's Colleen's phone.
‫That's her ring for you.
‫[Cell Phone barking]
‫Why?... Why do I get ‫ a barking dog?
‫Yeah. ‫ Why not an Irish jig?
‫Yeah. Or a drunk ‫ puking his guts out?
‫Colleen likes ‫to take pictures.
‫Girl gets a few drinks ‫ in her,
‫she thinks she's goddamn ‫Annie Leibovitz.
‫[Whispers] ‫Annie Leibovitz?
‫Boo-yah. ‫ Do I know my lady?
‫Tons of new flicks ‫ from last night right here.
‫What do we got? ‫ All right.
‫Let me start ‫ from the beginning.
‫ALL: ‫ Whoa!
‫What? ‫ That's my new Christmas card.
‫TOMMY: ‫ I don't wanna see that.
‫No, no. ‫ It was not my idea.
‫She wanted to do ‫ a little boudoir photography.
‫lt looks like ‫ a little booty photography.
‫Yeah, your ass looks ‫ kinda ashy.
‫Do some squats, ‫ tighten that shit up.
‫My ass is tight. I wouldn't ‫ talk about ashy, peewee.
‫I moisturize ‫ twice a day.
‫All right, just turn it off.
‫This is charming. ‫You might wanna get this
‫blown up for the next ‫AA father-daughter night.
‫Uh-oh. ‫I hit something.
‫Wait a minute. ‫ What?
‫Tommy, who is this?
‫Uh, uh... ‫ I don't know.
‫[Woman Speaking indistinctly ‫ over pa]
‫LOU: ‫ Well, this may help.
‫Hair of the dog.
‫Maybe, uh, knock something ‫ loose up there,
‫get the gears going again.
‫I don't know, Lou.
‫I mean, just the smell ‫ of that alone is...
‫I don't know ‫ if I can get it down.
‫FRANCO: ‫ Jesus, you're a prize.
‫The volume of booze you have ‫ tossed past your teeth
‫for no good reason ‫ all these years,
‫and now that it might ‫ do some good,
‫now you loose your thirst? ‫ Seriously?
‫All right.
‫[Grunts]
‫Ah.
‫All right, good. ‫ Empty your pockets. ‫ Let's see what we got.
‫I mean, so far, ‫ we got the earrings.
‫We got the cell phone.
‫We got a napkin, ‫a lighter.
‫SEAN: ‫ What else?
‫ "Alice 501. CPW."
‫That's, uh, ‫ Central Park West.
‫Dash it, Holmes. ‫ You've done it again.
‫Aw, thanks, homes.
‫Okay. Who's Alice?
‫I don't know.
‫Henderson's.
‫Alice Henderson. ‫ I know an Alice Henderson.
‫No, that was ‫a Henry Anderson.
‫No, it was, uh, ‫ Henry Aaron, actually.
‫Hank Aaron. I don't ‫ really know him at all.
‫What the hell? Sorry.
‫lt was the sign. ‫lt was the name
‫on a sign at a bar.
‫Okay, there's a bar. ‫ There's a bar.
‫Okay. Okay, thank you, ‫ hair of the dog.
‫Keep drinking. ‫ Anybody got a phone
‫with Internet on it? ‫Yeah. I'm already on it.
‫Bars named Henderson's ‫ in the greater New York ‫ City area:
‫I got six.
‫Three in Manhattan, ‫ one in Queens,
‫one in Staten Island, ‫ and one in Jersey City.
‫Any of those ring a bell, Tom?
‫No. ‫ You got a picture of Colleen?
‫I got a picture ‫ in my wallet from...
‫I don't have my wallet.
‫Ah, Jesus. Listen, I have ‫pictures of her upstairs.
‫Bring one down ‫to Mike and Sean.
‫Franco, write down ‫ the addresses of these places.
‫Give it to these guys. ‫ You guys go to these places.
‫Check 'em out. ‫ You see any sign of Colleen,
‫you call us with the 411.
‫Black Shawn, you stay here ‫ just in case she shows up, ‫ all right?
‫You moisturize your ass?
‫Rest of you guys, ‫let's go.
‫LOU: ‫ Well, it looks like ‫ you've been hanging out
‫with a higher class ‫ of broad.
‫Too bad ‫ you can't remember.
‫Well, that doesn't ‫ look good.
‫Twenty-nine ‫ hundred bucks.
‫And that's just ‫ for the glass.
‫Yeah, well, we're looking ‫ for a woman named Alice, 13H.
‫You and everybody else.
‫Management's been trying ‫to call her.
‫They want her to pay for this.
‫She broke the window?
‫She gets some asshole ‫ up to her place last night,
‫both drunk as skunks.
‫He's only up there maybe ‫an hour, comes down,
‫pukes his guts out in a ‫ planter in the lobby, ‫ and it's green.
‫The planter? ‫ The puke.
‫Green.
‫Doorman goes to grab ‫ this asshole.
‫They tussle a little bit.
‫Before you know it, ‫ poor Tony comes flying
‫through the window, ‫ and Tony is not a young guy.
‫Uh, excuse me a second.
‫Any chance you're, uh, the ‫ asshole in that, uh, story?
‫You! You! It's him! ‫ It's the green-puking asshole!
‫lt's him? Hey! ‫ Go get him!
‫Police! Police! ‫ Police!
‫No. I was here all last night ‫ and never saw her.
‫And I've got a ‫ pornographic memory ‫ when it comes to chicks.
‫You mean photographic?
‫Hey, you got your memory, ‫I got mine.
‫What, are you guys cops? ‫No. Firefighters.
‫Jeez, why didn't you say so? ‫ Sit down, have a pop ‫ on the house.
‫Sweet. ‫ Thank you.
‫Wait, guys. ‫ We're kind of busy.
‫We have five more bars ‫ to get to.
‫Ahem. It's on the house, ‫dudes.
‫Good point. We'll make it ‫a short one.
‫Or a regular one ‫ and we drink it fast.
‫Another good point. ‫You're two for two, bro.
‫Here you go, Damian. ‫ What?
‫You hold these. ‫ You will be the DD.
‫What's that?
‫The designated...?
‫Hitter.
‫Hey.
‫Yeah, ‫ so is this the new chapter?
‫What? ‫ Huh?
‫The new Tommy that loves his ‫ family so much?
‫Where is she?
‫So help me God, ‫ if something happened to her!
‫Janet, stop. ‫ Hey! Hey!
‫Leave her alone. ‫ FRANCO: I'm trying ‫ to help you.
‫Had to be Franco, huh?
‫Do you really ‫ hate me that much?
‫I don't know ‫ what you're talking about.
‫You know what you said. ‫ What? What did I say?
‫Oh, goddamn you.
‫Let me tell you something.
‫lf I find out ‫that you slept with him,
‫then you won't see ‫ those kids again.
‫You know what you ‫ goddamn said, Tommy!
‫FRANCO: ‫ Janet, Janet. Relax, relax.
‫Come on. That's enough.
‫Let's go in the back ‫ and calm down.
‫How's it going, ‫ boss?
‫Not too good.
‫No word yet, huh?
‫Nope.
‫ls he out?
‫You at Sheila's last night?
‫Why would I be at Sheila's? ‫ I don't know.
‫Were you at Sheila's ‫ last night?
‫I don't know. ‫ But for some strange reason,
‫I seem to remember you being ‫ at Sheila's last night.
‫Why don't we solve one mystery ‫ at a time, Scooby?
‫Hey, kid, ‫ I just want you to know
‫I would have never ‫ called her to meet
‫had I known ‫ this was gonna happen.
‫What do you mean? ‫ We've been getting together.
‫I've been talking to her,
‫trying to straighten ‫her out on the drinking.
‫We're having ‫ a good time.
‫She says she's gotta ‫ use the can.
‫She splits on me.
‫So I call Jan, ‫ Jan calls Colleen,
‫and Colleen said you ‫ were picking her up.
‫I was.
‫Tom. Did Colleen get ‫ into that bottle we gave you?
‫What bottle?
‫The fancy bottle of ‫ whiskey we gave you as ‫ a farewell gift.
‫We know you ‫ got into it.
‫But we kind of need to know ‫ if Colleen got into it.
‫Why? ‫ What's the big deal?
‫Listen, ‫ I know we were at the bar,
‫Eddie said that you got ‫ into it and it was half full.
‫So what?
‫What?
‫lt's... Goddamn it.
‫We laced the bottle.
‫What?
‫We laced the bottle.
‫Jesus Christ.
‫lt was a last-ditch effort, ‫ honey, to get him to stop.
‫You really think ‫ we'd walk away without ‫ trying everything?
‫You're our family, Tom. ‫Our own flesh and blood.
‫We love you.
‫Yeah, you love me.
‫Yeah.
‫You loved me enough ‫ to poison me.
‫Pretty much.
‫[All Yelling]
‫Enough!
‫TEDDY: ‫ Both of you, stop it. Stop it!
‫JANET: ‫lt was gonna come ‫to this sooner or later.
‫lt didn't matter ‫if you did it
‫or somebody else ‫gave you a push.
‫You were gonna end up dead.
‫Okay, this is it, ‫Tommy.
‫You have finally ‫hit rock bottom.
‫And maybe you can't see it, ‫ but they did a good thing.
‫We did.
‫Ow!
‫You goddamn idiots!
‫You did a good thing for him,
‫but did you think ‫ about somebody else
‫getting into that bottle? ‫Your niece for example.
‫Never came into our heads. ‫ You gotta believe me.
‫Look at him. Tommy Gavin, ‫you give him a bottle
‫of top-shelfed whiskey, ‫ the last thing
‫we thought he was gonna do ‫ was share with anybody.
‫The only dangerous thing ‫we thought about
‫was finding him trying ‫ to suck out the last drop.
‫So my little girl is out there ‫ sick somewhere.
‫We'll find her, honey. ‫ Don't worry, Janet.
‫We got a meeting. ‫A missing persons thing.
‫Shouldn't that ‫ be happening already?
‫Well, I mean, technically ‫you gotta wait 24 hours.
‫But we'll get him ‫ to put a jump on it.
‫lf you hear anything, ‫ call us.
‫[Sighs]
‫This is all my fault.
‫Goddamn it.
‫Shit.
‫Just find ‫ our daughter, Tommy.
‫lf it is the last thing ‫that you ever do for me,
‫you find her, ‫ and you bring her home.
‫Oh, God.
‫[Sighs]
‫Are you wearing ‫ a thong?
‫Yep.
‫Don't know why.
‫Take another one! ‫Ha-ha-ha!
‫Okay, enough, ‫ enough, enough.
‫How many you got ‫in there? Jeez.
‫I feel like Brad ‫ and Angelina Jolie,
‫except I don't have her tits ‫ or vagina.
‫You can have mine.
‫There's never any hot guys ‫ in this shit hole.
‫You know what? ‫ This is a shit hole.
‫I don't know why a ‫ good-looking broad like ‫ you is here.
‫Well, I told you. My son, ‫ he's like the manager or...
‫I'm sure he's a... ‫Oh! There he is.
‫Hank! ‫ Come here a second.
‫Come to Mommy. Look at what ‫ I found: a fireman.
‫TOMMY: Hey. What's up? ‫ Hey.
‫And this is his darling ‫ daughter, Colleen.
‫lt's Colleen.
‫Colleen. ‫ It's nice to meet you.
‫lt's nice to meet you.
‫SHEILA: ‫Hey. Any word on Colleen?
‫No.
‫How's Janet holding up? ‫ Oh, great.
‫She went back to the ‫ apartment to see if, uh, ‫ Colleen shows up.
‫Hey, did I, uh...
‫Did I show up ‫ at your apartment last night?
‫You don't remember? ‫ Uh, fuzzy.
‫Uh, yeah.
‫You showed up, ‫ and you were high as a balloon
‫at the goddamn ‫ Macy's parade.
‫Was, uh... ‫ Who was there?
‫Was there somebody else? ‫What do you mean?
‫Was Mickey there?
‫Mickey who?
‫Mickey the Mouse.
‫Mickey. ‫ Uh-huh.
‫Okay, what would Mickey ‫be doing at my apartment
‫in the middle ‫ of the night?
‫ls he out?
‫Right.
‫Ah.
‫[Footsteps Recede]
‫[Tommy Groans]
‫Pretty girl. But no, I've ‫ never seen her in here before.
‫This would've been ‫ last night.
‫Didn't see her last night.
‫But you were here?
‫Last night? ‫ Yeah.
‫No.
‫This is last night ‫ you're asking about?
‫Yes. ‫ Yes.
‫Yes, what? ‫ I wasn't here.
‫Who was here?
‫Lots of people, I imagine.
‫Folks drinking and what. ‫No, no, no.
‫We mean tending bar.
‫My brother Seamus.
‫He'll be here in about 20 ‫ minutes if you'd care to wait.
‫Maybe we should hang, ‫ dude.
‫This is the last Henderson's ‫ in the city.
‫lt'll save us the ‫ drive, right?
‫Good point, bro. ‫Again.
‫God, you're on fire. ‫ I am on fire, dude.
‫We'll hang. ‫ Guys.
‫Are you police officers?
‫Fdny. ‫ Well, sit yourselves down.
‫I'll pour you something free ‫ of charge.
‫Ah, hey. ‫ Thanks, man.
‫Sweet, dude. ‫I feel shitty saying it,
‫but I'm getting used to this ‫ whole missing persons thing.
‫What about a... ‫ What about another drink, Tom?
‫Maybe it'll help nudge ‫ some more information up ‫ to the surface.
‫Oh, God. I don't...
‫What are you doing here, ‫Tommy?
‫Why are you still here?
‫You know, ‫ if she was my child,
‫my own flesh and blood,
‫I wouldn't be sitting ‫ on my ass,
‫waiting for her to sashay ‫through the door.
‫I'd be out there ‫right now
‫looking under every ‫ goddamn rock in every city!
‫Listen, I... ‫No, I don't give a shit!
‫You lost her! ‫ [Cell Phone ringing]
‫You find her! ‫Now, Tommy! You find her!
‫We should get... I think...
‫TOMMY: ‫ Goddamn it. Come here.
‫Hello?
‫No, I think ‫ you have the wrong number.
‫"My friend ‫from last night"?
‫Alice?
‫Jean?
‫Jean.
‫Where did we meet?
‫[Both Moaning]
‫HANK: ‫ Right.
‫Where you going?
‫We're just gonna watch ‫ some TV up in Hank's room.
‫Oh, let them go ‫ and have some fun.
‫They're both good kids.
‫lt's not like anything ‫ bad's gonna happen. ‫ She's got condoms.
‫TOMMY: ‫ Okay.
‫Wait a minute. What?
‫Whoa, whoa, whoa. Condoms?
‫Sorry.
‫I mean... Uh!
‫Good. Good.
‫[Table Thuds]
‫Okay. That's it.
‫Let's get your jacket. ‫ No.
‫Forget your jacket. ‫ No, Daddy! Stop it!
‫You can make a new jacket ‫out of your condoms.
‫You go ahead. Hey.
‫Come on, honey.
‫Condoms.
‫SHEILA: ‫ I can't believe ‫ that you are wearing a thong.
‫Of all ‫ the reactions I've had,
‫this is the first one ‫ that involves anger.
‫Did I not ask you twice, ‫twice to wear a thong?
‫Once, two Easters ago, ‫ um, with the tequila,
‫and then on Fourth of July ‫ on the beach with ‫ the champagne.
‫lt was three times, ‫ okay?
‫You're forgetting ‫the Rosh Hashanah bender.
‫I guess you just ‫don't buy enough alcohol.
‫Or I don't buy cheap ‫ polyester, "look at me, ‫ I'm a whore,"
‫colored thong.
‫I'm not a whore, ‫all right?
‫Did you sleep with her, ‫ or just go through her ‫ panty drawer?
‫I don't remember. ‫ I do remember this.
‫Her name is Jean, and she had ‫ a great ass and great tits,
‫and she had legs ‫ that went on for...
‫Tommy!
‫You stud. Ha-ha!
‫I never thought ‫ I'd see you again,
‫you know, after the way ‫ you stormed out last night.
‫Hey.
‫Hi.
‫ls Jean home?
‫Oh, you silly! Come here.
‫Oh, go on.
‫She didn't come back here ‫as far as I know.
‫Well, maybe she met up ‫ with your son.
‫ls he here? ‫You could ask him, maybe.
‫No skin off my hump.
‫Hank!
‫HANK: ‫ What?
‫Can you come down ‫for a sec?
‫HANK: ‫I'm busy!
‫Probably masturbating.
‫He sees a therapist ‫ about it.
‫Come down! ‫ We have guests!
‫HANK: ‫Damn it!
‫I think I might have a pair ‫ of your earrings.
‫lt can't be mine.
‫No, see, my, my lobes, they... ‫ They're prone to infection.
‫Oh, good. ‫So I'm not the only one.
‫Are you missing ‫ any underwear?
‫I don't wear underwear.
‫Oh.
‫Hank!
‫Be nice.
‫You remember ‫ Tommy from last night.
‫Oh, yeah. I didn't recognize ‫ you without your tongue
‫halfway down my ‫ mother's throat.
‫That's not pleasant. ‫ Kiss my balls?
‫Maybe if I did, ‫ you wouldn't jerk off so much!
‫I don't jerk off!
‫Sorry.
‫So, uh, Jean, ‫ this, uh...
‫This bar where you met Tommy ‫ and Colleen last night...
‫Henderson's. ‫ Where exactly is that?
‫We were thinking ‫ about stopping over
‫and checking ‫ the place out.
‫lt's close, but I don't know ‫ where Henderson's is.
‫See, we met at a place called ‫the Rockaway Beach Inn.
‫I know every bar ‫for miles around.
‫There's no Henderson's.
‫Well, it's not like ‫ we expected to find her
‫waiting for us in there.
‫No, but we are gonna ‫ find her, Tommy.
‫I know, but she could be ‫ 50 feet away in some ‫ basement here.
‫She could be 50 miles away in, ‫ you know, some back alley.
‫How cold do you think ‫ it's gonna get tonight?
‫Don't worry.
‫We'll find her.
‫We are. We will. ‫ We are gonna find her.
‫We grab some coffee, ‫ we assemble whatever ‫ troops we have,
‫we head back ‫to the Rockaways,
‫do an organized search and we ‫ don't leave until we find her.
‫Maybe Mickey and Teddy already ‫ have some information about...
‫[Men Laughing]
‫Hi. ‫ Hi.
‫Remember me?
‫Uh, yeah...
‫I'm sorry for showing up ‫unannounced,
‫but, um, I'd just like ‫ my earrings back.
‫Of course you can. ‫ I have them right here.
‫There you go. ‫ Thank you.
‫Maybe I shouldn't have,
‫but I took a few pictures ‫last night of us,
‫but mostly of you.
‫Someone was too shitfaced ‫to perform.
‫Oh!
‫I'm sorry, ‫ but what was your name again?
‫Before I forget, ‫you owe me $14
‫for a new bottle ‫ of crme de menthe.
‫The only booze I ‫ had in the place. ‫ And he drained it.
‫That would explain ‫ the green lips.
‫Okay. You said something ‫about some pictures?
‫He was in my bed ‫ and nothing was happening.
‫I thought I'd have fun. ‫ I got my earrings,
‫and some hair extensions. ‫Go to the next one.
‫That's my favorite. ‫ TOMMY: Let me see.
‫[All Laughing]
‫All right. Let me see.
‫My heart. ‫ It's really not funny.
‫You are my new best friend.
‫Okay, everybody's ‫ had their little fun.
‫You got your earrings. ‫I think we're done here.
‫LOU: ‫ You've made him mad.
‫You won't get ‫your thong back.
‫You have no right ‫to be angry.
‫I mean, I'm the one who ended ‫ up with an empty bottle
‫of crme de menthe ‫ and a bedroom full of sand.
‫Goodbye, everybody.
‫ALL: ‫ Bye!
‫TOMMY: ‫Unh! Two!
‫All right, the last time ‫ I'm gonna say it.
‫Goddamn it!
‫Fine! Three!
‫Three!
‫God...
‫[Vehicle Approaches]
‫TOMMY: ‫Sheila, you come with me. ‫Lou, grab the others.
‫Go to that side. ‫ We'll cover this side,
‫You cover this side. ‫ Shawn!
‫LOU: ‫ You guys head south. Franco?
‫FRANCO: Yeah? ‫ LOU: You follow me.
‫NEEDLES: Tommy? ‫ TOMMY: Come with me.
‫Colleen! ‫NEEDLES: Colleen!
‫You guys, go that way. ‫ All right?
‫ALL: ‫Colleen!
‫LOU: Colleen! ‫ Colleen!
‫Colleen!
‫Sheila [In Distance]: ‫ Colleen!
‫The prodigal bum returns.
‫I hate you! ‫Get out of here!
‫[Laughing]
‫TOMMY: ‫ Go ahead! ‫ Get in the truck, goddamn it!
‫One last chance.
‫Sheila [In Distance]: ‫ Colleen!
‫Colleen!
‫Hey! I got her!
‫SHEILA: ‫ He got her!
‫Hey!
‫SHEILA: ‫ Guys, he found her!
‫No!
‫Colleen. Oh, no.
‫Coll. Coll?
‫Colleen. Hey. Hey. ‫ [Wheezing]
‫Hey.
‫[Coughs] ‫Hey. Hey.
‫ls she alive?
‫Yes. ‫ I'm so cold.
‫Oh, okay. Okay. ‫ She's cold.
‫SHEILA: ‫Let me give her my coat.
‫Here you go.
‫Coll.
‫Tommy, I'll call Janet.
‫SHEILA: It's okay. ‫ We got you.
‫Okay. Okay.
‫Daddy? ‫ TOMMY: Yes.
‫Got you, baby. ‫Okay. All right.
‫[♪♪]