- ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä - Ãæå¡ ãÑÍÈÇ ÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí - Mr. Brown - Oh, hello Miss Courtney
- ãÇ ÓÈÈ ÒÍÝß¿ - áã ÃÑÏ Ãä ÃÒÚÌßò - Why are you creeping about? - I didn't want to disturb you
!íÇáãÑÇÚÇÉ ÇáãÔÇÚÑ How very considerate!
åá ÒÍÝÊ Åáì ãßÊÈí ááÍÙÉ¿ ÃÑíÏ Ãä ÃÊßáøã ãÚß Would you mind creeping into my office for a moment? I want a word with you
ÊÓÊØíÚ ÇáÌáæÓ You may sit
ÇáÂä íÇ ÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä Now Mr. Brown
ÞÈá áíáÊíä ÈÚÏ Ãä ÛÇÏÑ ÇáÌãíÚ The other evening after everybody had gone
- ÐåÈÊ Åáì ÍãÇã ÇáÑÌÇá - ÃäÇ ãÊÃßøÏ ãä ÅäøåÇ ÛáØÉ ÛíÑ ãÞÕæÏÉ - I went into the gentlemen's toilet - I'm sure it was a perfectly natural mistake
ÐåÈÊ áÃä ãÓÄæá ÕíÇäÉ ÇáãÈäì ÅÔÊßì ÈÎÕæÕ ÇáßÊÇÈÉ Úáì ÌÏÑÇä I went because the caretaker had complained about the graffiti on the walls
ÓíÏ ÈÑæÇä¡ ÇáÃãÑ áíÓ ÌíÏÇð Mr. Brown, It's just not good enough
Ãæå¡ áÇ ÃÚáã! ÅÚÊÞÏÊ Ãäø ÈÚÖÇð ãäåÇ ßÇä ÙÑíÝÇð Oh I don't know, I thought some of it was rather witty
ÅäåÇ ãÞÒøÒÉ It's disgusting
ÃÍøÏåã ßÇä ÞÏ ßÊÈ ÞæÇäíä Åíäæß ÈÇæá ÍÓäÇð Somebody had written Enoch Powell rules O.K.
ÍÓäÇð¡ ãÚ ÝÇÆÞ ÅÍÊÑÇãí ÝåÐÇ áíÓ ãÞÒÒÇð ÈÑÃíí Well with all due respect I'd hardly call that disgusting
áÞÏ ßÇä ãÇ åæ ãßÊæÈ ÃÓÝá Ðáß æåæ ãÇ æÌÏÊå ÈÛíÖÇð It was what was written underneath that I found objectionable
- æãÇÐÇ ßÇä¿ - ÇáÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí ãÎÈæáÉ - And what was that? - Miss Courtney is crackers
ÞÏ áÇ íßæä ÃÍÏ ØáÇÈí åæ ÇáãÓÄæá It may not have been one of my students who was responsible
ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ãäåã There certainly was
æßíÝ ÊÃßøÏÊö ãä Ðáß¿ How can you be so sure?
ãä ÛíÑ ÇáÃÌäÈí íÊåÌÃ ãÌäæä ÈØÑíÞÉ ÎÇØÆÉ Who else but a foreigner would spell crackers K.R.A.K.K.E.R.S.
ÓÃÊÃßøÏ ãä ÚÏã ÍÏæË Ðáß ËÇäíÉð I'll see it doesn't happen again
- ÝÞØ ÔíÁ ÂÎÑ íÇ ÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä - ÃÌá íÇ ÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí - Just one more thing Mr. Brown - Yes Miss Courtney
Ýí ÛÖæä ÈÖÚÉ ÃÓÇÈíÚ In a few weeks time
ÓíãÊÍä ØáÇÈß ááÍÕæá Úáì ÔåÇÏÉ ßÇãÈÑíÏÌ ÇáÃæáì Your students will be sitting for their lower Cambridge certificate
ÃÌá¡ æäÍä ÌãíÚÇð äÊØáøÚ ÅáíåÇ Yes, and we're all looking forward to it
ÃäÇ ãÊÃßøÏ ãä Ãäøåã ÌãíÚÇð ÓíÌÊÇÒæäå ÈäÌÇÍ ÓÇÍÞ I'm sure they're all going to pass with flying colours
ÃäÊ ãÄãä Èåã ÃßËÑ ãäøí You have more faith in them than I have
åÐå ãÌãæÚÉ ãä ÃæÑÇÞ ÅãÊÍÇäÇÊ ÇáÚÇã ÇáãÇÖí Here is a set of last years examination papers
ÃÞÊÑÍ Úáíß åÐå ÇááíáÉ Ãä ÊÌÑí áåã ÅãÊÍÇäÇð ÊÌÑíÈíÇð I suggest this evening that you set your students a mock exam
æÊÑì ÝíãÇ ÅÐÇ ßÇäæÇ ÌíÏíä Ãã áÇ And see how good or otherwise they are
- ÃÞÑÈ - áÇ ÈÃÓ - Closer - ls alright
- Ìíá ÌÏÇð - áÇ ÊäÓì Ãä ÊÙåÑ ÚãÇãÊí Ýí ÇáÕæÑÉ - Velly good - Don't forget to be getting my turban in
ÅÈÊÓãæÇ ãä ÝÖáßæ Smilo pleaso
- ÇáÂä ãä íÑíÏ äÓÎÉ¿ - ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß! æÇÍÏÉ áÃÎí - Now who wants a picture? - Yes please! One for my brother
- ÅËäÇä áí - Âå ÅÐÇð - Two for me - Ah so
æÇÍÏÉ áí ãä ÝÖáß One for me, please
æÃäÇ ÃíÖÇð Me too
ÃäÊ ÃíÖÇð Ãã ÃäÊ ÅËäíä¿ You too or you two?
- æÇÍÏÉ ÃíÖÇð - æÇÍÏÉ - One too - One
æÇÍÏÉ ÃíÖÇõ áí ãä ÝÖáß One too for me, please
åÐÇ åæ¡ ÃäÇ ÞÇÕÏ æÇÍÏÉ ÃíÖÇð ÃíÖÇð æáíÓ æÇÍÏÉ ÅËäÊÇä That is, I am meaning one too as well, not one two
ÃÑÛÈ ÃíÖÇð ÈÃä Ãßæä ÍÇÕáÇð Úáì æÇÍÏÉ áí! ææÇÍÏÉ áÃãí æáÃÈí I would like also to be having one for me! And one for my mother and one for my father
æÃÎí æÃÎÊí æÚãí æÚãÊí and one for my brother and one for my sister and one for my uncle and one for my aunty
ææÇÍÏÉ áÍãÇÑå And one for his donkey
...ÞÏ ÊßÓÑ ÇáÚÕí æÇáÃÍÌÇÑ ÚÙÇãí Stickies and stonies may break my bonies
áßä ÇáÃáÞÇÈ áä ÊÄÐíäí ÃÈÏÇð ÃíåÇ ÇáÞÑÏ ÇáÐßí but names will never be hurting me you clever monkey
- ÓÈÚÉ¿ ÕÍíÍæ - Seven? - Correcto
- ßÊÇÈßö íÇ ÏÇäíÇá - ÔßÑÇð íÇ ãÇßÓ - Your book Danielle - Thank you Max
áÇ ÈÃÓ It's alright
- ÍÞíÈÊßö - ÏÞíÞÉ - Your handbag - Just a minute
Ýí ÇáãÑøÉ ÇáÊÇáíÉ ÃäÊ ÊÍãá ÇáÍÞíÈÉ Next time you carry the handbag
ßáÇ¡ ÃÚÊÞÏ ÅäøåÇ ÊäÇÓÈß ÃßËÑ No I think it'suits you more
åíå¡ ÃÚØäí ÞÈáÉ Hey give me a kiss
- ÍÞíÈÊßö - ÔßÑÇð íÇ ÌíæÝÇäí - Your handbag - Thank you Giovanni
áÞÏ ÝÇÊßã ÇáÍÏË You just missed it
äÍä äÃÎÐ ÕæÑÇð íáÊÞØåÇ áäÇ ÊÇÑæ We are having our photographs taken by Taro
ÊÇÑæ¡ ÃÑÛÈ ÈÔÏøÉ Ãä ÊÃÎÐ ÕæÑÉð áí Taro, I would like very much for you to take a photograph of me
ÃäÇ ÓÃáÊÞØ ÕæÑÊßö I'll take your picture
- ÃäÊ áíÓÊ áÏíß ßÇãíÑÇ - ØÈÚÇð áÏíø ßÇãíÑÇ Ýí ÈíÊí - You have not the camera - Sure I've got a camera at my home
ÅÑÌÚí ãÚí ÈÚÏ ÇáãÍÇÖÑÉ æäÃÎÐ ÇáßËíÑ ãä ÇáÕæÑ You come back with me after the class and we take lots of pictures
Ëã äÑì íÍÏË ÈÚÏåÇ Then we can see what develops
- ãÇÐÇ ÊÞæáíä¿ - ÃÞæá ßáÇ - What do you say? - I say no
- ÊÑíÏíä ÕæÑÉ Ýí ÇáÕÝ¿ - ÃÌá - You want a picture in classroom? - Yes
ãÇÐÇ Úä åäÇ¿ How about here?
- Ìãíá - áÇ ãËíá áå - Bellissima - Amorfo
ÃÚáì Higher
ÇáãÚÐÑÉ ãä ÝÖáß Excuse please
áÇ ãÒíÏ ãä ÇáÃÚáì¡ ÃäÊö ÊËíÑíä ÃÝßÇÑí ÇáÌÇãÍÉ No more higher you are giving me naughty thoughts
ÃäÇ ÃíÖÇð! áßäøäí ãÍÈõ ÌÏÇð áåã Me too! But I'm liking them very much
- ÇáÂä ÃáÊÞØæ¡ ãÓÊÚÏÉ¿ - ãÓÊÚÏÉ - Now I take, ready? - Ready
áíÓ ÌíÏ No good
áíÓ ÌíÏ! áÇ ÈÏ Ãäøß ÊãÒÍ! ÅäøåÇ ÌãíáÉ No good! You must be joking! She's beautiful
- ÞÑíÈÉ ÌÏÇð! ÃÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÃÍÕá ÇáäÕÝ ÇáÚáæí Ãæ ÇáÓÝáí - áßäøß áÓÊ ÂÎÐÇð ÃÓÝáåÇ - Too close! Can get in top half or bottom - But you are not taking her bottom
ÝÞØ ÎÐ ÇáÑÃÓ æÇáßÊÝíä Just take the head and the shoulders
ÊÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÊÃÎÐ áí æÇÍÏÉ ááÓÇÞíä ÝíãÇ ÈåÏ You can take one of the legs for me after
!ÌíÏ ÌÏÇð Very good!
- ãÓÊÚÏÉ¿ - ãÓÊÚÏÉ - Ready? - Ready
ÃäÙÑí Åáì ÇáßÇãíáÇ Look at the camera
ãÇ ÇáøÐí íÌÑí åäÇ¿ What's going on here?
- Åäøåã íÃÎÐæä áí ÕæÑÉ - ÍÞÇð¿ áØíÝ ÌÏÇð - I am having my photograph taken - Really? Very nice
- ãä ÝÖáß¡ åá ÊÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÊÓÏí áí ÎÏãÉ ßÈíÑÉ¿ - ãÇ äæÚ ÇáÎÏãÉ¿ - Please can you do me a big favour? - What sort of favour?
- ÃÑÛÈ ÈÕæÑÉ ãÚß - áÇ ÃÙäø Ãäø áÏíäÇ æÞÊÇð áåÐÇ - I would like a photo taken with you - I don't think we've got time for that
Ãæå¡ ãä ÝÖáß¡ ÅäåÇ áÃãøí æÃÈí Oh please it's for my mother and father
áÞÏ ÃÎÈÑÊåãÇ Úäß æíÑÛÈÇä ÈÕæÑÉò áß I have told them all about you and they'd love to have your photo
Ãæå¡ ÌíÏ ÌÏÇð Oh very well
- åá åÐÇ íäÇÓÈß íÇ ÊÇÑæ¿ - ÃÌáæ - ls that allright with you Taro? - Yeso
- ÃäÊ ÅÌáÓ åäÇ - æãÇÐÇ Úäßö¿ - You sit here - And what about you?
ÓÃÌáÓ Úáì ÑßÈÊß I will sit on your knee
- åá ÃäÊö ãÊÃßøÏÉ ãä ÃäøåÇ áæÇáÏíßö¿ - ØÈÚÇð - Are you sure this is for your parents? - Of course
ãÓÊÚÏøÇä¿ - ÃäÙáÇ Åáì ÇáßÇãíáÇ Ready? Look at the camera
ßäøÇ äáÊÞØ ÕæÑÉð ÝÍÓÈ We were just having our photograph taken
áã Ãßä ÃÚáã Ãäø ÇáÊÕæíÑ åæ ãä Öãä ÇáãäåÌ I wasn't aware that photography was included in the curriculum
ÃÌá¡ åáøÇ ÌáÓÊã ãä ÝÖáßã¿ Yes would you all sit down please?
- ÏÇäíÇá¡ åáøÇ æÞÝÊö¿ - áßä ãÇÐÇ Úä ÕæÑÊäÇ¿ - Daniella would you stand up? - But what about our photo?
ÓääÙÑ ÈÔÃäåÇ áÇÍÞÇð! ÊÝÖáøí ÈÇáÌáæÓ We'll see about that later! Go and sit down
áÞÏ ßÇäÊ áæÇáÏíåÇ It was for her parents
ÃÊíÊ áÃÚØíß ÃÌæÈÉ ÅãÊÍÇäÇÊ ÇáÚÇã ÇáãÇÖí I just came to bring you the answers to last year's examination papers
ÔßÑÇð Thank you
- Âãá Ãääí áã ÃæÞÚß Ýí ãÔßáÉ - ÓÃäÌæ - I hope I haven't got you into trouble - I'll survive
ÇáÂä¡ ÞÈá Ãä äÈÏÃ ÃÑÛÈ ãä ÌãíÚ ÇáØáÈÉ ÇáÐßæÑ Now before we begin I'd like all the male students
Ãä íßÊÈæÇ ßáãÉ ãÎÈæáÉ Úáì æÑÞÉ To write the word crackers on a piece of paper
- ãÎÈæáÉ¿ - ÃÌá¡ ÃÑíÏ Ãä ÃÚÑÝ ßíÝ ÊÊåÌÄæåÇ - Crackers? - Yes, I want to find out how you spell it
- ÃäÊ áÇ ÊÚÑÝ ßíÝ ÊÊåÌÃåÇ¿ - ÃÌá ÃÚÑÝ. ÃÑíÏ Ãä ÃÑì Åä ßäÊã ÃäÊã ÊÚÑÝæä - You don't know how to spell it? - Yes I do. I want to see if you do
ÍÓäÇð Okay
ÅÐÇð ßÇä Ðáß ÃäÊ So it was you
- ãä ÝÖáß - ÃäÊ ßÊÈÊ åÐå Úáì ÌÏÇÑ ÍãÇã ÇáÑÌÇá - Please - You wrote this on the wall of the gents toilet
ÇáãÚÐÑÉ ãä ÝÖáß¡ ÃäÇ áÓÊ ßÇÊÈÇð Ãí ÔíÁ Úáì ÌÏÇÑ ÇáÍãÇã Excuse please, I am not writing anything on wall of toilet
ÅÐÇð ßíÝ ÊÝÓÑ ÍÞíÞÉ Ãäøß ÊåÌÃÊ ãÎÈæáÉ ÈåÐÇ ÇáØÑíÞÉ Then how do you account for the fact that you've spelt Crackers K.R.A.K.K.E.R.S.
ÈíäãÇ áæ äÙÑÊ Åáì ÃæÑÇÞ ÇáÂÎÑíä Whereas if you looked on everybody else's paper
ÓÊßÊÔÝ Ãäøß ÞÏ ÊåÌÃÊåÇ You will discover that they have spelt it...
Ãæå¡ ÍÓäÇð¡ Úáì ÇáÃÞá ÃäÊã ßáøßã Úáì äÝÓ ÇáãÈÏÃ Oh well, at least you're all consistent
Ýí ÇáãÓÊÞÈá ãä ÝÖáßã áÇ ãÒíÏ ãä ÇáßÊÇÈÉ Úáì ÇáÌÏÑÇä! ÇáÂä ÅäÊÈÇå In future please no more writing on walls! Now pay attention
Ýí ÛÖæä ÈÖÚÉ ÃÓÇÈíÚ ÓÊÄÏæä ÌãíÚÇð ÅãÊÍÇäÇÊßã In a few weeks time you will all be sitting for your examinations
åÐÇ ÌíÏ! ÃÝÖá ÈßËíÑ Ãä äÌáÓ ááÅãÊÍÇäÇÊ ãä Ãä äÞÝ That is good! Much better to be sitting for examination than standing
ÓÃÚíÏ ÕíÇÛÉ ÇáÌãáÉ I'll rephrase that
Ýí ÛÖæä ÈÖÚÉ ÃÓÇÈíÚ ÓÊÃÎÐæä ÔåÇÏÉ ßÇãÈÑíÏÌ ÇáÃæáì In a few weeks time you will all be taking your Lower Cambridge Certificate
æáãÚÑÝÉ ãÏì ÊÞÏøãßã And to find out how you're progressing
ÓäÄÏøí ÅãÊÍÇäÇð ÊÌÑíÈíÇð We're going to have a mock exam
åÐÇ íÚäí ÅãÊÍÇäÇð ÛíÑ ÑÓãí That is to say an imaginary one
ÎáÇá ÇáäÕÝ ÇáËÇäí ãä ÏÑÓßã¡ ÃÑíÏ Ãä ÃÚÑÝ ßã ÓÄÇáÇð ÊÓÊØíÚæä ÇáÅÌÇÈÉ ÚáíåÇ During the second half of your lesson, I want to see how many you can answer
áãÚÑÝÉ äÞÇØ ÞæÊßã æÖÚÝßã To find out your strength and weaknesses
ÊÓÊØíÚæä ÏÑÇÓÉ ÇáÃÓÆáÉ ÎáÇá ÅÓÊÑÇÍÉ ÇáÔÇí You can study the questions during your tea break
ÃÝÖøá Ãä ÃÏÑÓ ÇáÃÌæÈÉ I would rather be studying the answers
ÃÌá¡ ÃäÇ ãÊÃßøÏ ãä Ãäøß ßÐáß Yes I'm sure you would
ÇáÂä¡ ÃæáÇð¡ åá ÃÏøíÊã ÌãíÚÇð æÇÌÈßã ÇáÈíÊí¿ Now firstly, have you all done your homework?
ÃÌá Yes
ÌíÏ! áäÑì ßíÝ åí ÅÌÇÈÊßã Good! Let's find how well you've done
- ÎæÇä - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - Juan - Por favor
ãÇ åæ ÌæÇÈß ááÓÄÇá ÇáÃæøá¿ What answer did you give to question one?
Èíøä ÇáÎØÃ Ýí ÇáÌãáÉ ÇáÊÇáíÉ Explain what is wrong with the following sentence
ßÇä ÇáÃÈÞÇÑ Ýí ÇáÍÞá ''The cows was in the field''
áã íßä ÇáÃÈÞÇÑ Ýí ÇáÍÞá ''The cows was not in the field''
!ßáÇ íÇ ÎæÇä! åÐÇ áíÓ ÇáÌæÇÈ ÇáÕÍíÍ No Juan! That is not the correct answer!
ßÇä ÇáÃÈÞÇÑ Ýí ÍÞá ÂÎÑ¿ The cows was in another field?
ßÇäÊ ÇáÃÈÞÇÑ Ýí ÇáÍÞá The cows were in the field
ÃäÇ áã ÃÑåã I didn't see them
ÑÇäÌíÊ! ÇáÓÄÇá ÇáËÇäí Ranjeet! Question two
Óãöø áí ÃäæÇÚ ÇáÃÌäÇÓ ÇáËáÇËÉ æÃÚØö ãËÇáÇð Úáì ßá æÇÍÏ Name the three classes of gender and give an example of each
ÃáÝ ÅÚÊÐÇÑ áßäøí ÃÌÈÊ ÇáÓÄÇá ÈáÇ ÔíÁ A thousand apologies but l have answered that question with nothing
ÊÞÕÏ¡ ÃäÊ áã ÊÌÈ ÇáÓÄÇá¿ You mean, you haven't answered the question?
åÐÇ åæ áÈø ãÇ ÃäÇ ÞÇÆáå That is the gist of what I am saying
ÃäÇ áÓÊ ÝÇåãÇð áãÚäì ßáãÉ äæÚ ÇáÌäÓ I am not comprehending the meaning of the word gender
äæÚ ÇáÌäÓ åæ ÊÕäíÝ ÞæÇÚÏí áÌäÓ ÇáÅÓã ÇáÚÇÞá Gender is the grammatical classification of the sex of proper nouns
áßäøäÇ äÊÚáøã Úä ÇááÛÉ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ áÇ Úä ÇáÌäÓ But we are learning about English not about sex
ãä ÇáãÓÊÍíá Ãä ÊÊÚáøã Úä ÇáÌäÓ ãä ÇáßÊÈ íÇ ÑÇäÌíÊ You cannot learn about sex from books Ranjeet
ÃãÇ Ãä íßæä áÏíß Çæ áÇ íßæä You either have it or you don't have it
- ÃäÇ áÏíø! ÃäÇ ÃÚÑÝ ßáø ÔíÁ Úä ÇáÌäÓ - æÃäÇ ÃíÖÇð - I have it! I know all about sex - Me too
åáøÇ ÐßøÑÊßã ÈÃäøäÇ áÓäÇ åäÇ áääÇÞÔ ÇáÌäÓ May I remind you we are not here to discuss sex
áã áÇ¿ Åäøå ãæÖæÚ ãËíÑ ÌÏÇð ááÅåÊãÇã Why not? It's a very interesting subject
ÃÚáã åÐÇ! áßä åäÇáß ÒãÇä æãßÇä áßáø ÔíÁ I'm aware of that! But there is time and place for everything
ÃäÊ ÍÏÏ ÇáÒãÇä æÇáãßÇä æÓÃßæä åäÇß You tell me the time and the place and I'll be there
åÏæÁ ãä ÝÖáßã! åá äÓÊØíÚ Ãä äÚæÏ áæÇÌÈÇÊßã ÇáÈíÊíÉ¿ Quiet please! Can we get back to the matter of your homework?
ÑÇäÌíÊ¡ ÇáßáãÉ äæÚ ÇáÌäÓ ÊÔíÑ ÝíãÇ ÅÐÇ Ranjeet, the word gender refers to whether or not
ßÇä ÇáÅÓã ÇáÚÇÞá ãÐßÑ Ãæ ãÄäË A proper noun is masculine or feminine
- ÇáÂä ÃäÇ ÝÇåã - æãÇ åæ ÇáÂÎÑ¿ - Now I am understanding - And what is the other?
- ÂÎÑ ãÇÐÇ¿ - äæÚ ÇáÌäÓ - Other what? - Gender
åäÇáß ËáÇË ÃäæÇÚ ãä ÇáÌäÓ There are three types of gender
æÇÍÏ ãÐßÑ¡ ææÇÍÏ ãÄäË¡ æÇáËÇáË åæ¿ One is Masculine, one is Feminine and the other is?
ãäÍÑÝ Poof
- ÍíÇÏí - ÃáÝ ÅÚÊÐÇÑ - Neuter - A thousand apologies
ÇáÓÄÇá ÇáËÇáË Question three
ÃÐßÑ ÇáÅÓã ÇáãÄäË ááÃÓãÇÁ ÇáÊÇáíÉ¡ ÇÓÏ Give the feminine of the following ''lion''
ÑÈæÉ Rioness
- áÈæÉ - ÑÈæÉ - Lioness - Rioness
- ßáÇ¡ áÜ¡ áÜ - Ñ¡ Ñ - No l, I - R, R
- ÃäÊ áÇ ÊÞæáíäåÇ ÈÇáÔßá ÇáÕÍíÍ - ÃÚÊÐá ÌÏÇð - You are not saying it right - Vely solly
ÃÚáã! ÍÇæáí Ãä ÊÞæáí ÑÈæÉ I know! Try saying rioness
- áÈæÉ! ÌíÏ - Lioness! - Good
Ýí ÇáãÓÊÞÈá¡ ßá ãÑÉ ÊÑíä ÝíåÇ ÍÑÝ á ÅÏøÚí ÈÃäøå Ñ In future, every time you see an I pretend it's an R
- ÂäÇ - ÃÌá - Anna - Ja
ÇáÅÓã ÇáãÄäË áÏæÞ The feminine of Duke
- Ïæß ÃÉ - ÏæÞÉ - Du- kess - Duchess
ÌãíáÉ¡ ÅäÊÈåí! ÇáÅÓã ÇáãÄäË áÞÑÏ Jamila be careful! The feminine of monkey
- ÞÑÏ ÃÉ - ßáÇ - Monkeyess - No
- ßáÇ¿ - ÇáÅÓã ÇáãÄäË áÞÑÏ åæ ÞÑÏ - No? - The feminine of monkey is monkey
áíÓ åäÇáß ÝÑÞ Èíä ÇáãÐßÑ æÇáãÄäË There is no difference between masculine and feminine
ÇáãÚÐÑÉ ãä ÝÖáß ÃäÊ ãÎØÆ Excuse please You are mistaken
áÞÏ ÓÈÞ æÑÃíÊåã Ýí ÍÏíÞÉ ÇáÍíæÇäÇÊ åäÇáß ÝÑÞ ßÈíÑ I've seen them at the zoo and there is very big difference
ÃäÇ ÃÞÕÏ ÇáßáãÉ äÝÓåÇ æáíÓ ÇáãÙåÑ ÇáÎÇÑÌí I'm talking about the word itself not their physical appearance
- Úáí - ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß - Ali - Yes please
ÇáÓÄÇá ÇáÑÇÈÚ Question four
Èíøä ÇáÎØÃ Ýí ÇáÌãá ÇáÊÇáíÉ Explain what is wrong with the following sentence
ÃíåÇ ÇáäÇÏá¡ ÃÑÛÈ ÈÈÚÖ ÇáÞØÚ ááÍã ÇáÎäÒíÑ ''Waiter, I would like some chops of pork''
ÃíøåÇ ÇáäÇÏá¡ ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÑÛÈ ÈÈÚÖ ÇáÞØÚ ááÍã ÇáÎäÒíÑ ''Waiter I would not like some chops of pork''
ßáÇ íÇ Úáí¡ åÐÇ áíÓ ÕÍíÍÇð No Ali that's not right
ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß¡ Åäøå ÖÏ ãÚÊÞÏí ÇáÏíäí Ãä Âßá áÍã ÇáÎäÒíÑ Yes please it is against my religion to be eating pork
ßáãÉ áÍã ÎäÒíÑ áíÓÊ åí ãÍæÑ ÇáßáÇã! ãÇÐÇ Úä áÍã ÇáÍãá¿ The word pork is immaterial! How do you feel about lamb?
Ãæå íÇ ááÕÏãÉ¡ ÃäÇ ÃÍÈø áÍã ÇáÍãá ÌÏÇð Oh blimey I like lamb very much
áäÝÊÑÖ Ãä ÇáÓÄÇá åæ: ÃíåÇ ÇáäÇÏá¡ ÃÑÛÈ ÈÈÚÖ ÇáÞØÚ ááÍã ÇáÍãá Let's suppose the question read: ''Waiter I would like some chops of lamb''
- ãÇ ÇáÎØÃ Ýí åÐÇ¿ - íÌÈ Ãä ÃØáÈ ÕáÕÉ ÇáäÚäÇÚ - What is wrong with that? - I should be asking for mint sauce
íÌÈ Ãä ÊÓÃá Úä ÞØÚ áÍã ÇáÍãá æáíÓ ÞØÚ ááÍã ÇáÍãá You should be asking for lamb chops and not chops of lamb
ÌíÏ ÌÏÇð Jelly good
ãÇßÓ ÇáÓÄÇá ÇáÎÇãÓ! ÕÚÈ ÌÏÇð åÐÇ ÇáÓÄÇá Max question five! Quite a hard one this one
ßæøä ÌãáÉ ÈÅÓÊÎÏÇã ÇáßáãÉ ÊæÚøß Construct a sentence using the word lndisposition
!ØÈÚÇð Sure!
ßá íæã ÓÈÊ ÃäÇ ÃáÚÈ ßÑÉ ÇáÞÏã Every Saturday I play football
æÃäÇ Ãßæä ÍÇÑÓ ÇáãÑãì! áÃäøí ÃÍÈ åÐÇ ÇáãæÞÚ And I am being the goalkeeper! Because I like playing in this position
åÏæÁ! åÐÇ áíÓ ãæÖæÚÇð ãÖÍßÇð Silence! This is no laughing matter
ÅÐÇ ßÇäÊ ãÚÇííÑßã ÇáÍÇáíÉ åí Ãí ÔíÁ ÊÓíÑæä Èå ÃãæÑßã If your present standard is anything to go by
Ýáä íßæä áÏíßã Ãí ÝÑÕÉ áÅÌÊíÇÒ ÇáÅãÊÍÇäÇÊ You haven't a chance of passing you exams
ÃÞÊÑÍ Ãä ÊÃÎÐæÇ ÅÓÊÑÇÍÉ ÔÇí ãÈßøÑÉ! ÃÏÑÓæÇ åÐå ÇáÃÓÆáÉ I suggest you take an early tea break! Study those questions
æáäÃãá Ãä ÊÙåÑæÇ ÈÚÖ ÚáÇãÇÊ ÇáÐßÇÁ And let's hope you show some signs of intelligence
æÅáÇ ÝÅäøäÇ ÞÏ äÊæÞøÝ Úä ÅåÏÇÑ æÞÊäÇ Otherwise we might as well stop wasting each others time
åíå¡ ãÇßÓ Hey, Max
ÃÓÊÇÐí¡ Åäøå ÛÇÖÈ ãäøÇ Professori, he's mad at us
ØÈÚÇð¡ íÌÈ Ãä äÈáí ÈáÇÁð ÍÓäÇð ãÚ åÐå ÇáÃÓÆáÉ Sure, we must do good with these questions
åÐÇ ÕÍíÍ! íÌÈ Ãä äÌíÈ Úáì ßáø ÓÄÇá ÈÔßá ÕÍíÍ That's right! We must get every question right
- ßíÝ äÝÚá åÐÇ¿ - áÏíø ÝßÑÉ - How do we do that? - I got an idea
ÃÓÊÇÐí áÏíå ÇáÃÌæÈÉ Professori is got the answers
- ÅÐÇð¿ - ÅÐÇð äÍÕá ÚáíåÇ ãäå - So? - So we get them from him
- åæ áä íÚØíåÇ áäÇ - áíÓ Úáíå Ðáß! äÍä äÓÑÞåÇ - He's not gonna give them to us - He don't have to! We steal them
- ÊÝÖáí ÚÒíÒÊí! ÔßÑÇð - There you are dearie! - Thank you
ÚÔÑÉ ÈäÓÇÊ! ÔßÑÇð 10 p! Thank you
- ãä ÇáÊÇáí¿ - ÃäÇ ãä ÝÖáß - Who's next? - Me please
- ÔÇí Ãã ÞåæÉ¿ - ãÇÁ ÓÇÎä - Tea or coffee? - Hot water
- ãÇÁ ÓÇÎä¿ - ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß - Hot water? - Yes please
ÃäÇ ÃÌáÈ ßíÓ ÇáÔÇí ÎÇÕÊí I bring on my own tea bag
- !áíÓ ÈÅãßÇäß ÝÚá Ðáß - áßäøí ÝÇÚá åÐÇ ÓáÝÇð - You can't do that - But I'm already doing it!
ÃäÇ ÈÇÏÆ ÃæÝøÑ I am starting economy ride
- áßä ßíÓ ÇáÔÇí åÐÇ ãÓÊÎÏã ÓáÝÇð - ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ÌÏÇð - But that tea bag's already been used - Most definitely
ÃäÇ ÕÇäÚ áÜ3 ÃßæÇÈ ãä ÇáÔÇí ãä ßíÓ æÇÍÏ I am making three cups of tea out of one bag
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÃäÇ ÂÓÝÉ áßäøß áÇ ÊÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÊÕäÚ ÔÇíß ÇáÎÇÕ Well, I'm sorry but you can't make your own tea
Ãæå íÇááÕÏãÉ¡ ÅÐÇð ÃäÇ áä Ãßæä ãÊäÇæáÇð áÃí ÔÇí Úáì ÇáÅØáÇÞ Oh blimey, then I am not having any at all
ÇáÊÇáí ãä ÝÖáßã Next please
!ãÓÇÁ ÇáÎíÑ íÇ æÑÏÊí ÇáÕÛíÑÉ Buenas noches my little flower!
ßã ÊÈÏíä ÌãíáÉð ÇááíáÉ! ßÅäøßö ÇáÚÐÑÇÁ How beautiful you look tonight! Just like a madonna
- åá ÊÊßáøã ãÚí¿ - ÃÌá - Are you talking to me? - Si
- ßáÇ - ßáÇ ãÇÐÇ¿ - No - No what?
- !ßáÇ¡ ãåãÇ ßÇä ãÇ ÊÓÚì Åáíå - Åäå áÇ ÔíÁ - Whatever it is you're after - ls nothing!
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÑÈøãÇ ÔíÁ æÇÍÏ ÕÛíÑ Well maybe just one little thing
ßãÇ ÊÑíä¡ ÃäÇ áÏí ÈÚÖ ÇáØæá ãÚ ÇáäÞæÏ You see I am a little tall with the money
- ÃäÇ ÃÏÝÚ áßö ãÞÇÈá ÇáÞåæÉ ÛÏÇð - Ãæå ßáÇ¡ áÇ äÞæÏ¡ áÇ ÞåæÉ - I pay you for coffee tomorrow Oh no, no money, no coffee
!ÑÇäÌíÊ! ÃäÊ ÕÏíÞí Ranjeet! You are my friend!
ÃäÊ ÑÝíÞí! ÃäÊ ÊÞÑÖäí ÚÔÑÉ ÈäÓÇÊ You my amigo! You lend me ten pence
- ÃäÇ ÝÞØ ãÇáß áÜ10 ÈäÓÇÊ - áÇ ÈÃÓ - I am only having 10 p. - It's alright
- ÓíÏÊí¡ ÔßÑÇð! ÔßÑÇð - Señora, gracias! - Thank you
- ÃäÊ ÊÃÎÐ ÂÎÑ 10 ÈäÓÇÊ áí - ÃäÊ ÕÏíÞ ÌíÏ ÌÏÇð áí - You are taking my last 10 p. - You very good friend to me
- ÞåæÉ ãä ÝÖáß! - ÚÔÑÉ ÈäÓÇÊ - Coffee please! - Ten p.
- ÃäÇ áÓÊ ãÇáßÇð áÃí äÞæÏ - ÃäÊ áä ÊÊäÇæá Ãí ÞåæÉ - I am not having any money - You are not having any coffee
åá ÊÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÊÞÑÖäí 10 ÈäÓÇÊ¿ Can you be lending me 10 p?
- ÃÌá¡ ÍÓäÇð - ÃáÝ ÔßÑ áß - Yes okay - A thousand thank you
- ÃäÇ æÇÖÚ áÔÑØ æÇÍÏ - æãÇ åæ¿ - I am making one condition - What is that?
ÃÑíÏß Ãä ÊÞæá Ãäø ÌãíÚ ÇáãÓáãíä áØÝÇÁ æßÑãÇÁ æÑÇÆÚæä I want to hear you say all Muslims are nice kind and most wonderful persons
ÅÐÇ ÃäÇ ÞÇÆá áåÐÇ¡ ÃäÊ ÓÊÞÑÖäí 10 ÈäÓÇÊ¿ If I am saying that, you will be lending me 10 p?
ÅÐÇ ÃäÊ ÞÇÆá áåÐÇ¡ ÓÃÞÑÖß 10 ÈäÓÇÊ If you are saying that l will be giving you 10 p.
ÌíÏ ÌÏÇð! ÌãíÚ ÇáãÓáãíä áØÝÇÁ æßÑãÇÁ æÑÇÆÚæä Very well! All Muslims are nice kind wonderful persons
ÌíÏ ÌÏÇð Jelly good!
- åäÇáß ÔíÁ æÇÍÏ ÝÞØ - ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß - There is only one thing - Yes please
ÇáÓíÎ ÃßÈÑ ßÐøÇÈíä All Sikhs are very big liars
ÅÓãÚæÇ ÌãíÚßã! ÇáÃãÑ ãåã ÌÏÇð Listen everybody! It's very important
- ãÇ ÇáÃãÑ¿ - Åäå ÈÎÕæÕ ÇáÅãÊÍÇä ÇáøÐí äÄÏíå - What is the matter? - It's about the test we have
íÌÈ Ãä ääÌÍ! æÅáÇ Óäßæä ÌãíÚÇð Ýí ÍÓÇÁ ÇáãÚßÑæäÉ We got to do good! Otherwise, we're all in the minestrone
- Ýí æÑØÉ - åÐÇ ÕÍíÍ! æäÍä áÏíäÇ ÇáÎØÉ - ln the soup - That's right! And we have the plan
- Ãí ÎØÉ¿ - äÍä äÓÑÞ ÇáÃÌæÈÉ - What plan? - We pinch the answers
- åÐÇ ÛÔ - åÐÇ ÕÍíÍ - That's cheating - That's right
ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÛÔ I do not cheat
ÑÈãÇ áíÓ ÇáÅãÊÍÇä ÈÊáß ÇáÕÚæÈÉ! ÑÈãÇ ÈÅãßÇääÇ Ãä äÌíÈ Úáì ÇáÅÓÆáÉ Perhaps the exam is not too bad! Maybe we can answer the questions OK
- ÃÌá - Åäøå áíÓ ÕÚÈÇð ááÛÇíÉ - Yes - It's not too difficult
áäáÞö äÙÑÉ Let's have a look
ÇáÓÄÇá ÇáÃæá: ßæøä ÌãáÇð ÈÅÓÊÎÏÇã ÃäæÇÚ ÇáÚÈÇÑÇÊ ÇáÊÇáíÉ Question 1: Construct sentences using the following types of clauses
...ÌãáÉ ÙÑÝíÉ ÒãÇäíÉ Adverbial clause of time;
!æÚÈÇÑÉ ÅÓãíÉ ÊÃÊí ßãÌÑæÑ Noun clause as object of preposition!
æÌãáÉ ÑÆíÓíÉ ÊÊäÇÓÞ ãÚ ÇáÃæáì And main clause coordinate with first
- ÍÓäÇð íÇ ÂäÇ! - ßíÝ äÓÑÞ Êáß ÇáÃÌæÈÉ¿ - Well Anna! - How we steal the answers?
Âå¡ ÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä¡ áÞÏ ÝÚáåÇ ØáÇÈß ËÇäíÉð Ah Mr. Brown, your students have been at it again
áÇ ÊÞæáí ÑÓæãÇÊ ãÑøÉð ÃÎÑì Not more graffiti
áíÓ åÐå ÇáãÑÉ! ÅÞÑÃ åÐÇ Not this time! Read this
ØÇáÈ ÔÇÈ ÝÍá íÑÛÈ ÈãÞÇÈáÉ ÓíÏÉ áØíÝÉ ãä ÕÝ ÊÚáíã ÇáØÈÎ Young virile male student wishes to meet nice lady from cookery class
áÞÖÇÁ áíÇáò ãä ÇáãÊÚÉ ÇáãÔÊÑßÉ! ãÞÏã ÇáØáÈ¡ ãÇßÓãáíÇä ÈÇÈÇäÏÑíæÓ For evenings of mutual pleasure! Apply, Maximillian Papandrious!
ãÚ ÝÇÆÞ ÇáÅÍÊÑÇã ÃÎÈÑ ÇáÓíÏ ÈÇÈÇäÏÑíæÓ Kindly inform Mr. Papandrious
ÈÃä áæÍÉ ÇáÅÚáÇäÇÊ åí ááÅÚáÇäÇÊ ÇáÑÓãíÉ æáíÓÊ ááÍÕæá Úáì ÇáäÓÇÁ ÇáÔÇÈÇÊ That the notice board is for official notices and not for procuring young women
!ÃäÇ ãÊÃßøÏ ãä Ãäø äæÇíÇå ÈÑíÆÉ ÌÏÇð I'm sure his intentions were quite innocent!
áíÇáí ãä ÇáãÊÚ ÇáãÔÊÑßÉ¿ Evenings of mutual pleasure?
Úáì ÇáÃÑÌÍ íÑíÏåÇ Ãä ÊÎÝÞ ÝØíÑÉ ÃæãáíÊ He probably only wanted her to whip up an omelet
- ÃÎÈÑå Ãä íÎÝÞ ÃæãáíÊå åæ - Óíßæä áí ßáÇã ãÚå - Tell him to whip up his own omelets - I'll have a word with him
!ÊÃßøÏ ãä ÍÕæá Ðáß See that you do!
- ÞåæÊß íÇ ÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí - ÔßÑÇð ßáÇÏíÓ - Your coffee Miss Courtney - Thank you, Gladys
ÈÇáãäÇÓÈÉ¡ ßíÝ ÍÇá ÇáÅãÊÍÇä ÇáÊÌÑíÈí¿ By the way, how's the mock exam coming along?
!ÍÓäÇð¡ äÍä áã äÈÏÃ ááÂä Well we haven't started yet!
ÓäÈÏÃ ÈãÌÑøÏ Ãä íäåæÇ ÅÓÊÑÇÍÉ ÇáÔÇí We're going to get cracking just as soon as they've finished our tea break
Âãá Ãä Êßæä ÇáäÊÇÆÌ ÌíÏÉ I do hope that the results would be good
æÅáÇ¡ ÞÏ äÝßÑ ÈÅíÞÇÝ ÇáßæÑÓ Otherwise, we may have to think about axing the course
ÅíÞÇÝ ÇáßæÑÓ¿ Axing the course?
- ÃäÊö áä ÊÝÚáí Ðáß ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ - ÓÃÝÚá ÞØÚÇð - You wouldn't do that surely - I most certainly would
Óíßæä ÇáÃãÑ åÏÑÇð ááæÞÊ æÇáãÇá It would be a complete waste of time and money
Ãä äÓÊãÑ ÈÅÌÑÇÁ ÅãÊÍÇä¡ æåã ÈáÇ Ããá ÈÇáäÌÇÍ To carry on and sit for an examination, they have no hope of passing
ÔßÑÇð ßáÇÏíÓ Thank you Gladys
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÅäÊåì ÇáÃãÑ¡ áÞÏ ÞÖí Úáíø Well that's it, I've had it
- áã Ãßä ÃÚÊÞÏ ÈÃäø ÕÝøß ÓíÆæä Åáì åÐå ÇáÏÑÌÉ - Åäåã ßÐáß ÍÇáíÇð - I didn't think your class were that bad - They are at the moment
ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ÚäÏãÇ íÍíä ÇáæÞÊ ÓíÌÊÇÒæä ÇáÅãÊÍÇä ÈäÌÇÍ ÓÇÍÞ I'm sure that when the time comes they'll come through with flying colours
áßä ÇáÂä¡ ÇáÔíÁ ÇáæÍíÏ ÇáøÐí Úáì ÇáÃÑÌÍ ÓíßÊÈæäå ÕÍíÍÇð åæ ÃÓãÇÄåã But right now, the only thing they're likely to get right on the test paper is their names
!æÍÊì åÐÇ áíÓ ãÄßÏÇð And even that's doubtful!
Óíßæä Úáíß Ãä ÊÓÇÚÏåã Ýí ÇáÃÌæÈÉ You'll have to help them with the answers
- ÃÚØíåã ÇáÃÌæÈÉ ¿ - áíÓ ÈÇáÖÈØ Ãä ÊÚØíåÇ Åáíåã - Give them the answers? - Not exactly give them to them!
ÝÞØ ÅÊÑßåÇ ÍíË íÓÊØíÚæä ÑÄíÊåÇ Just leave them lying around where they can see them
- !åÐÇ ÛÔ! - áíÓ ÈÇáÖÈØ - That's cheating! - Not exactly!
Åäøå áíÓ ÅãÊÍÇäÇð ÍÞíÞíÇð It's not as if it's a real exam
æÃäÊ ÊÞæá ÈÃäøåã ÓíÌÊÇÒæä ÇáÅãÊÍÇä ÈäÌÇÍ ÓÇÍÞ And you said you think they'll pass out with flying colours
!ÇáÃãÑ ãÄÓÝ ÅÐÇ ßÇä Úáì ÇáßæÑÓ Ãä íõáÛì It's a pity if the course has to be cancelled!
ßá åÐÇ ÈÓÈÈ ÑÓæÈ Ýí ÅãÊÍÇä ÊÌÑíÈí! áßäøß ÎíÑ ÇáÚÇÑÝíä All because of failing a mock exam! But you know best
Åäøå æÇÖÍ ÌÏÇð It's much too obvious!
- ßíÝ äÓÑÞ ÇáÃÌæÈÉ¿ - ÃÚáã! ÃæáÇð äÖÑÈå Úáì ÇáÑÃÓ - How we steal the answers? - I know! First we hit him on head
!åÐÇ áíÓ ÌíÏÇð! äÍä äÊÓÈøÈ ÈÝæÖì ßËíÑÉ That's no good! We make too much mess!
- íÌÈ Ãä äÎÑÌå ãä ÇáÕÝ! - ßíÝ äÝÚá Ðáß¿ - We got to get him out of the class! - How we do that?
áÇ ÃÚáã! áäÝßøÑ ÌãíÚÇð I don't know! Let's all think
åá ÊÏÑÓæä ÈÌÏ¿ Studying hard?
- ÃÓÊÇÐí¡ ÃäÊ åäÇ! ÃÌá - Professori, you're here! - Yes
!ÃÌáÓ! ÅÔÑÈ ßæÈÇð ãä ÇáÞåæÉ! ÅÔÑÈ ßæÈíä ãä ÇáÞåæÉ Sit down! Have a cup of tea! Have two cups of tea!
ÓäÚæÏ ÞÑíÈÇð! ãÇßÓ We'll be back! Max
- ÏÞíÞÉ íÇ ãÇßÓ! ÃÑíÏ Ãä ÃÊßáøã ãÚß - ÃÌá¿ - Just a minute Max! I want a word with you - Yes?
- ÃÚÊÞÏ Ãäø åÐå ÇáæÑÞÉ ÊÚæÏ áß - ÃÌá - I believe this notice is yours - Sure
ÃÎÔì Ãäø ÇáÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí áä ÊÓãÍ áß ÈÊÚáíÞåÇ Úáì áæÍÉ ÇáÅÚáÇäÇÊ I'm afraid Miss Courtney will not allow you to have that on the notice board
ÍÓäÇð Okay
æÚáì ÓÈíá ÇáÝÖæá¡ åá ÅÓÊÌÇÈÊ æÇÍÏÉ ãä ÕÝ ÊÚáíã ÇáØÈÎ¿ As a point of interest, did anybody from the cookery class respond?
!ØÈÚÇð Sure!
ßÇäÊ ÌãíáÉð æÞÖíäÇ æÞÊÇð ããÊÚÇð! áã ÃÞÖò ãËáå ãä ÞÈá She was beautiful we had a fantastic time! Never before I had such a time
ÍÞÇð¿ æãÇÐÇ ØÈÎÊ áß¿ Really? And what did she cook for you?
!ØÈÎÊ¿ - áÞÏ ÃÎÐäÇ æÌÈÉ ÌÇåÒÉ Cook? We had a takeaway!
!åíÇ íÇ ãÇßÓ Come on Max!
- Åáì Ãíä ÃäÊãÇ ÐÇåÈÇä¿ - äÐåÈ áäÕÑÝ ÈäÓíä - Where are you going? - We go to spend two p.
- ÇáÚÈÇÑÉ åí Ãä äÐåÈ Åáì ÇáÍãÇã - ØÈÚÇð - The phrase is 'spend a penny' - Sure
ÃäÇ ÃÕÑÝ ÈäÓÇð! åæ íÕÑÝ ÈäÓÇð! ÇáãÌãæÚ ÈäÓíä I spend a penny! He spend a penny! That's two p.
- !ÃäÊãÇ áä ÊÐåÈÇ Åáì ÇáÕÝ Úáì ãÇ Âãá! ßáÇ íÇ ÃÓÊÇÐí - You won't go in the classrom I hope! - No professori!
áÞÏ ÊÑßÊ ÇáÃÌæÈÉ Úáì ãßÊÈí I've left the answers on my desk
æÃäÇ áÇ ÃÑíÏßãÇ Ãä ÊäÙÑÇ ÅáíåÇ æÊäÓÎÇäåÇ And I wouldn't want you to be looking at them and copying them down
- åá ÓäÝÚá Ðáß íÇ ãÇßÓ¿ - ßáÇ - Would we do that, Max? - No
åÐÇ Óíßæä ÛÔÇð íÇ ÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä¡ ÃáíÓ ßÐáß¿ That would be cheating Mr. Brown, wouldn't it?
- !ÃÓÑÚ! Úáì æÔß ÇáÅäÊåÇÁ - Hurry up! - Nearly finished!
- åá ÊäÊÙÑ ÃÍÏÇð¿ - ßáÇ - Looking for somebody? - No
åá ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä Ýí ÇáÕÝ¿ Is Mr. Brown in the classroom?
ßáÇ¡ ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä Ýí ÇáãÞåì äåÇíÉ ÇáããÑ Úáì ÇáíÓÇÑ No, Mr. Brown is in tea room down the corridor and on the left
ÃäÇ Úáì ÏÑÇíÉ ÈÎÇÑØÉ åÐå ÇáÈäÇíÉ I am familiar with the geography of this building
- åá ÊãÇäÚ áæ ÊÍÑøßÊ¿ - áãÇÐÇ¿ - Would you mind moving? - What for?
- ÃÑÛÈ ÈÏÎæá ÇáÕÝ! - áßä ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä Ýí ÇáãÞåì - I wish to enter classroom! - But Mr. Brown is in tea room
áÞÏ ÃÎÈÑÊäí ÈÐáß áßäøí ÃÑÛÈ ÈÅäÊÙÇÑå Ýí ÇáÕÝ So you've already told me but l wish to wait for him in the classroom
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí Okay, Miss Courtney
ÊÑíÏíä Ãä ÊÏÎáí ÇáÕÝ¡ ÓÃÝÊÍ ÇáÈÇÈ áßö íÇ ÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí You want to go into the classroom, l will open the door for you, Miss Courtney
ÃäÇ áÓÊ ÕãøÇÁ I'm not deaf
ãÑÍÈÇ íÇ ÓíøÏ ßæÈíáæ! Úáì ÃåÈøÉ ÇáÅÓÊÚÏÇÏ áÃÏÇÁ ÅãÊÍÇäß¿ Hello Mr. Cupello! All ready to be taking your exam?
- !ØÈÚÇð¡ Úáì ÃåÈøÉ ÇáÅÓÊÚÏÇÏ - ÌíÏ - Sure, all ready - Good!
Âå¡ ÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí¡ åá ßäÊ ÊÑíÏíääí¿ Ah Miss Courtney, did you want me?
ßáÇ¡ ÅÚÊÞÏÊ ÈÃäøí ÓÃÔÑÝ Úáì ÇáÕÝ Ýí ÇáÅãÊÍÇä ÇáÊÌÑíÈí No I just thought that I would supervise the class during the mock examinaton
!ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ãä ÚÏã æÌæÏ ÍÇÌÉ áÐáß I'm sure there's no need for that!
ÃäÇ ÞÇÏÑ ÊãÇãÇð Úáì ÝÚá Ðáß ÈäÝÓí I'm quite capable of doing it myself
ÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä¡ ÚäÏãÇ íÌÑí ÇáØáÇÈ ÅãÊÍÇäåã ÇáÝÚáí áä Mr. Brown, when thestudents take their real exams you'll not be
!íõÓãÍ áß ÈÇáÈÞÇÁ Ýí ÇáÕÝ¡ ÝãÇ ÈÇáß ÇáÅÔÑÇÝ allowed to stay in the classroom, never mind supervise!
Åäøå ÅÌÑÇÁ ÅÍÊíÇØí ÖÏ Ãí ãÍÇæáÉ ááÛÔ It's a precaution against any attempt to cheat
- ÛÔ¿ - ÃÌá¡ áÞÏ ÍÕá Ðáß Ýí ÇáãÇÖí - Cheat? - Yes, it has been known in the past
ãÚ ÃÓÊÇÐ ãÊÍãøÓ ÒæøÏ ØáÇÈå ÈÇáÃÌæÈÉ For an over enthusiastic teacher to provide his students with the answers
!ÍÞÇð¿ íÇááæÖÇÚÉ Really? How contemptable!
ÃíåÇ ÇáÓíÏÇÊ æÇáÓÇÏÉ¡ áÏíßã ÓÇÚÉ áÊßãáæÇ åÐå ÇáæÑÞÉ Ladies and gentlemen, you have an hour to complete this paper
...ÈÏÃð ãä ÇáÂä Starting from now...
- ÇáãÚÐÑÉ - ÃÌá - Scusi - Yes
- åá ÃÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÃÐåÈ ááÍãÇã ãä ÝÖáß¿ - ÍÓäÇð¡ áßä ÃÓÑÚ - Can I spend a penny please? - All right, but hurry
áÇ ÏÇÚí áÊÃÎÐ ßÊÇÈ ÊãÇÑíäß¡ ÃáíÓ ßÐáß¿ You don't need to take your exercise book, would you do?
ÑÈøãÇ ÃÝßÑ Ýí ÌæÇÈ¡ ÝÃßÊÈå Maybe I think of an answer, so I write down
- åíÇ íÇ ÓíÏ äÏíã - ÃÌá ãä ÝÖß¡ åíÇ Åáì Ãíä¿ - Come along Mr. Nadim - Yes please, where we go along to?
äÍä áä äÐåÈ Åáì Ãí ãßÇä! ÃäÇ ÝÞØ ÃÑíÏß Ãä ÊÈÏÃ ÈÇáÅÌÇÈÉ We're not going along to anywhere! I just want you to get started on the answers
ÓÃÝÚá ãÇ ÈæÓÚí I will do my best
- ÇáãÚÐÑÉ ãä ÝÖáßò - ÃÌá - Excuse me please - Yes
- ÇáÍãÇã ãä ÝÖáßò - ÍÓäÇð¡ áßä áÇ ÊÊÃÎÑ - Toilet please - Very well, but don't be long
ÎÐ ÇáÃÌæÈÉ! áÞÏ æÖÚÊåã Ýí ßÊÇÈí Here are the answers! I got them in my book
!ÌíÏ¡ ÃäÇ ÃÖÚåã Ýí ßÊÇÈí Good, I put them in my book!
ÃäÇ ÃÎÈÑ ÑÇäÌíÊ¡ Ëã Úáí¡ ÎæÇä æÊÇÑæ! Ëã ÇáÈäÇÊ I tell Ranjeet, then Ali, Juan and Taro! Then the girls
ÍÓäÇð¡ äÍä ÃÐßíÇÁ ÌÏÇð¡ åå¿ Okay, we pretty smart, eh?
ØÈÚÇð¡ äÍä áíÓ áÏíäÇ ãÔßáÉ ãÚ åÐÇ ÇáÅãÊÍÇä Sure, we have no trouble with this exam
ÓÃßæä ÓÑíÚÉð ÌÏÇð I'll be vely quick!
åá ÊÑÛÈ ÈÇáÐåÇÈ Åáì ÇáÍãÇã íÇ ÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä¿ Would you like to go to the toilet Mr. Brown?
- !ßáÇ¡ Úáì ÇáÅØáÇÞ - ÇáÌãíÚ åäÇß - No, no not at all - Everyone else is being!
Åäøå Úáì ÇáÃÑÌÍ ÇáØÞÓ ÇáÈÇÑÏ It is probably the cold weather
- !áÏíß 5 ÏÞÇÆÞ- áÞÏ ÅäÊåíÊ - You have another five minutes - I am finished!
!ÌíÏ¡ ÅÐÇð ÓÂÎÐ ßÊÇÈßö Good then I'll take your book!
åá ÅäÊåì ÃÍøÏ ÂÎÑ¿ Has anyone else finished?
!ÔßÑÇð! ÔßÑÇð Thank you! Thank you!
ÓÂÎÐåÇ ßáåÇ ãÚí ááÈíÊ ÇááíáÉ æÃÕáøÍåã ÔÎÕíÇð I shall take all these home with me tonight and mark them personally
- Âãá Ãä Êßæä ÅÌÇÈÇÊåã ÌíÏÉ - æÃäÇ ÃíÖÇð - I do hope they've done reasonably well - So do l
!æÅáøÇ¡ ÓíÊæÞÝ ÇáßæÑÓ Otherwise, it's the axe!
- Ãæå íÇ ááÕÏãÉ¡ åá ÓÊÞØÚíä ÑÃÓå¿ - ÅäåÇ ÌãáÉ ãÌÇÒíÉ - Oh blimey, you are chopping his head off? - Only metaphorically
- áÏíß ÏÞíÞÊÇä ÂäÓÉ ÊÔæäÛ - áíÓ ÈÇáÖáæáÉ - You have about 2 minutes Miss Chung - Not necessaly
- áÞÏ ÅäÊåíÊ - ÔßÑÇð - Finished - thank you
- ÊÕÈÍæä Úáì ÎíÑ ÌãíÚÇð! - ÊÕÈÍíä Úáì ÎíÑ - Good night everybody! - Good night
ÃÑÇßã ÛÏÇð I shall see you all tomorrow
áÍÙÉ íÇ ÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí¡ Ãáä ÊÍÊÇÌí ÇáÃÌæÈÉ¿ Just a moment Miss Courtney, won't you need the answers?
!áä ÃÍÊÇÌåã íÇ ÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä I shan't need them Mr. Brown!
ãÚ åÐÇ¡ ÓÃÎÐåã! ÞÏ íÓÑøÚæÇ ãä ÚãáíÉ ÇáÊÕáíÍ However I might as well take them! It might speed up the marking
- åá ãä ÔíÁ¿ - ÅäåÇ ÇáÃÌæÈÉ ÇáÎÇØÆÉ - ls something the matter? - These are the wrong answers
åÐå áíÓÊ ÃÌæÈÉ ÅãÊÍÇä ÇáÚÇã ÇáãÇÖí These aren't the answers to last year's test paper
ÅäåÇ ááÓäæÇÊ ÇáÓÇÈÞÉ! áÇ ÈÏø Ãäøí ÃÎÐÊåÇ ÈÇáÎØÃ They're the previous years! I must have picked them up by mistake
íÈÏæ Ãäø ÅÌÇÈÇÊ ÇáÚÇã ÇáãÇÖí Ýí ÎÒäÊí Last years answers must be in my filing cabinet
åá ÃäÊ ÈÎíÑ íÇ ÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä¿ Are you all right Mr. Brown?
- ÊÈÏæ ÔÇÍÈÇð ÞáíáÇð - ÃäÇ ÈÎíÑ! Ýí ÃÍÓä ÍÇá You look a little peaky - I'm fine! Never felt better
!ÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä Mr. Brown!
!ãÓÇÁ ÇáÎíÑ íÇ ÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí Good evening Miss Courtney!
!ÓíÏ ÈÑæÇä¡ áÞÏ ÕáøÍÊ ÃæÑÇÞ ÅãÊÍÇä ØáÇÈß ÇááíáÉ ÇáãÇÖíÉ Mr. Brown, I marked your students examination papers last night
- ÇáÃãÑ áÇ íÕÏøÞ! - ÃÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÃÔÑÍ áßö - It is unbelievable! - I can explain
ÇáÌãíÚ ÃÌÇÈæÇ Úáì ßá ÇáÃÓÆáÉ ÈÕæÑÉ ÕÍíÍÉ Everybody answered every question correctly
ßãÇ ÊÑíä ÝÅä ãÇ ÍÏË... ãÇÐÇ ÞáÊö¿ You see what happened is... What did you say?
ÇáÌãíÚ ÃÌÇÈæÇ Úáì ßá ÇáÃÓÆáÉ ÈÕæÑÉ ÕÍíÍÉ Everybody answered every question correctly
- ÃÎÈÑÊß Ãäø ÇáÃãÑ áÇ íõÕÏøÞ! Åäøå ÃãÑ ÑÇÆÚ - I told you it was unbelievable! - It's positively miraculous!
ÃäÙÑ ÈäÝÓß See for yourself!
áßä åÐå ÇáÃÌæÈÉ ÇáøÊí ÃÚØíÊäí ÅíøÇåÇ ÇááíáÉ ÇáãÇÖíÉ But these are the answers you gave me last night
!åÐÇ ÕÍíÍ That's correct!
áßäßö ÞáÊö ÅäåÇ ÃÌæÈÉ ÇáÓäæÇÊ ÇáãÇÖíÉ But you said they were the previous years' answers
ÃÌá¡ áßäí ÅßÊÔÝÊ ÃíÖÇð ÈÃäøí ÃÚØíÊ ÃÓÆáÉ ÇáÓäæÇÊ ÇáãÇÖíÉ Yes, but I discovered last night, I'd also given you the previous years' questions
ÊåÇäíäÇ íÇ ÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä Congratulations, Mr. Brown
!ØáÇÈß ãÕÏÑ ËäÇÁ áß Your students are a credit to you!
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