- ãÓÇÁ ÇáÎíÑ ÌãíÚÇð - ãÓÇÁ ÇáÎíÑ - Good evening everyone - Good evening
- ãÓÇÁ ÇáÎíÑ - íÇ Åáåí íÇ ÑÇäÌíÊ - Good evening - Good heaven Ranjeet
ÃäÊ åäÇ Ýí ÇáãæÚÏ You're actually here on time
- ÃÌá - ÃÍÓäÊ - Yes - Well done
ÃÌá¡ ÔßÑÇð ÎæÇä æÔßÑÇð Úáì ÍãáåÇ Yes, thank you Juan and thank you for carrying it
ÃÌá¡ ÔßÑÇð ÌÒíáÇð Yes, thank you very much
- ÃíøåÇ ÇáÒÇÍÝ ÇáÅÓÈÇäí- ÃíåÇ ÇáÅíØÇáí - You Spanish creeper - You ltalian
!ÍÓäÇð¡ ÅåÏÃæÇ ÌãíÚßã All right, settle down everybody!
áÏíäÇ ÇáßËíÑ ãä ÇáÚãá ÇááíáÉ We've got a lot of work to do tonight
ÇáãÚÐÑÉ ãä ÝÖáß Excuse please
- ÝÞØ ÃÌáÓ áÏÞíÞÉ íÇ Úáí¡ åáøÇ ÝÚáÊ¿ - áÇ ÔßÑÇð - Just sit down a minute Ali, will you? - No thank you
ÃäÇ ÝÞØ ÂÊö áÃÎÈÑß ÈÃäí áä ÂÊí l am only coming to tell you l am not coming
- áä ÊÃÊí¿ - ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß - Not coming? - Yes please
ãÓÊÍíá Ãä ÊÛÇÏÑ æÃäÊ Ýí æÓØ ÇáÝÕá ÇáÏÑÇÓí You can't leave in the middle of a term
ÃÞÕÏ Ãäß æÕáÊ Åáì ãÓÊæì ÌíÏ! áã ÊÑíÏ Ãä ÊÛÇÏÑ¿ l mean you were doing quite well! Why do you want to leave?
- Ãæå íÇ ááÕÏãÉ! ÃäÇ Ãßæä ÑÇÈÍÇð ÈÇáÍÝÑ - ÑÇÈÍ ÈÇáÍÝÑ¿ - Oh blimey, l am coming up on the puddles - Coming up on the puddles?
- ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß¡ ÍÝÑ ßÑÉ ÇáÞÏã¿ - ÊÞÕÏ ÑåÇäÇÊ ßÑÉ ÇáÞÏã - Yes please, the football puddles? - The football pools
ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß! ÃäÇ ÍÇÕá Úáì ÓÍÈÇÊ Çá8 äÞÇØ Yes please! l am getting eight scoring draws
- ßã ÓÍÈÉ Úáì ÇáÞÓíãÉ¿ - ÝÞØ Çá8 ÇáÊí ÃÍÕá Úáíåä - How many draws on the coupons? - Only the eight l am getting
åíå¡ ßã ÑÈÍÊ¿ Hey how much you win?
Ãæå íÇááÕÏãÉ! ÞÏ íßæä äÕÝ ãáíæä Ìäíå Oh blimey, it could be half a million pounds
íÇ ãÑíã ÇáÚÐÑÇÁ Santa Maria
ÃäÇ ÓÚíÏ ÌÏÇð ãä ÃÌáß! áÃäøß ÕÏíÞí ÇáãÝÖøá l'm very happy for you! Because you're my best friend
Åäøå ÃíÖÇð ÕÏíÞí He's also my friend
æÕÏíÞí And mine
- ÃäÇ ÇáÕÏíÞ ÇáÍÞíÞí áÚáí - ÃäÊ¿ - l am the true friend of Ali - You?
!áßä ØÈÚÇð! äÍä ÝÚáíÇð ÃÎæÉ ÈÇáÏã But of course! We are practically bloody brothers!
- ÅÚÊÞÏÊ Åäøß áÇ ÊÍÈ ÇáãÓáãíä - ÃäÇ ÃÍÈ ÇáãÓáãíä - l thought you didn't like Muslims - l love Muslims
!ÎÇÕÉð ÚäÏãÇ íßæäæä ãÇáßíä áäÕÝ ãáíæä Ìäíå Especially when they are having half a million pounds!
ÍÓäÇð¡ áÇ ÃÚÑÝ ãÇÐÇ ÃÞæá íÇ Úáí Well, l don't know what to say Ali
ÃÚäí ÃäÇ ãÓÑæÑ ááÛÇíÉ ãä ÃÌáß ØÈÚÇð l mean l'm very pleased for you of course
- ÃäÇ ÃíÖÇð Ãßæä ãÓÑæÑ ÌÏÇð ãä ÃÌáí - ãÇÐÇ ÓÊÝÚá¿ - l am also being very pleased for me - What will you do?
Ãæå íÇááÕÏãÉ! ÃäÇ ÐÇåÈ Åáì ÇáÓÑíÑ Oh blimey, l am going to the bed
- Åáì ÇáÓÑíÑ¿ - ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß - To bed? - Yes please
ãÚ ßá åÐå ÇáäÞæÏ¡ ÃäÇ Ãßæä ãÍÊÇÌÇð Ãä ÃÚãá¡ áÐÇ ÓÃÐåÈ ááÓÑíÑ With all that money, l'm not needing to be working, so l'm going to bed
- ÊÞÕÏ Åäøß ÓÊÊÞÇÚÏ - ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ÌÏÇð - You mean you're going to retire - Most definitely
ÃäÊ ãÊÃßÏ ÌÏÇð ãä Ãäøß ÍÕáÊ Úáì ÓÍÈÇÊ Çá8 äÞÇØ¿ You're quite sure you've got eight score draws?
Ãæå ÃÌá¡ áÏí äÓÎÉ Oh yes, l got the copy
ÊÝÖá ãä ÝÖáß¡ ÇáÊí æÖÚÊ ÚáÇãÇÊ ÚáíåÇ Here please, the ones l'm ticking off
ÃÑì Ðáß. Úáí¡ áÇ ÃÚÊÞÏ Ãäøß ÓÊÊÞÇÚÏ ÇáÂä I see. Ali, l don't think you're going to retire just yet
- ÊÞÕÏ Åäøå áã íÑÈÍ ÓÍÈÇÊ Çá8¿ - Ãæ ÃÌá - You mean he's not gotta eight draws? - Oh yes
- ÍÕá Úáì 8... ÍÕá Úáì 8 ÓÍÈÇÊ - ÌíÏ - He's gotta eight... he's got eight draws - Good
!áßä áíÓÊ ßáåÇ Úáì äÝÓ ÇáÎØ But they're not all on the same line!
- ãÇ ÇáÝÑÞ ÇáøÐí Ðáß ÍÇÏËå¿ - íÚäí Ãäøß áã ÊÑÈÍ Ãí ÔíÁ - What difference is that making? - lt means you haven't won anything
- áÇ ÔíÁ Úáì ÇáÅØáÇÞ¿ - áÇ ÔíÁ Úáì ÇáÅØáÇÞ - Notting at all? - Notting at all
!Ìãíá Bellos!
!ãÌäæä Loco!
åÐÇ ØÈíÚí ÈÇáäÓÈÉ Åáì ÃÍãÞ ãÓáã! áÇ ÚÞá ãä Ãí äæÚ That is typical of that Muslim twit! No brains whatsoever
Ãæå íÇááÕÏãÉ¡ ÃäÊ ÊÛíøÑ äÈÑÊß Oh blimey, you are changing tune
ÚäÏãÇ Êßæä ãÝßÑÇð Ãääí Ûäí ÌÏÇð ßäÊ ÃÎí Ýí ÇáÏã When you are thinking that l am very wealthy you are being my bloody brother
!áÇ ÊÏÚæäí ÈÇáÛÈí ÃíøåÇ ÇáÞÑÏ ÇáãáÊÍí Don't you call me stupid you bearded baboon!
ÅåÏÂ ßáÇßãÇ æÅÌáÓÇ Quiet the pair of you and sit down
ÃÝÊÑÖ Ãäøß ÈÇÞö ÇáÂä íÇ Úáí l presume you're staying now Ali
- ÃäÇ ÈÇÞö ÇáÂä ÃÌá - ÌíÏ - l'm staying now, yes - Good
åÐå ÇááíáÉ ÃÚÊÞÏ ÅääÇ ÓäÌÑÈ ÈÚÖ ÇáÅÓÊÎÏÇãÇÊ ÇáÚãáíÉ ááøÛÉ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ Now this evening l thought we'd try some practical use of the English language
ãä ÎáÇá ÊãËíá ãæÇÞÝ ãÊäæøÚÉ ÞÏ ÊæÇÌåæäåÇ Ýí ÍíÇÊßã By acting out various situations that you might come across in real life
- ÇáÂä¡ ÓäÈÏÃ ãÚß íÇ ÊÇÑæ - Âå ÅÐÇð - Now, we'll start with you Taro - ''Aso''
- ÇáÂä ÃäÊ ÐÇåÈ Åáì ÇáãÕÑÝ - ãÕÑÝæ¡ ÃÌá - Now, you are going to the bank - Banko, yes
- Åáì Ãíä ÃäÊ ÐÇåÈ¿ - ãÕÑÝæ - Where are you going? - Banko
- ßáÇ¡ ÅäøäÇ äÊÙÇåÑ ÈÃäå ãÕÑÝ ÝÞØ - äÊÙÇåÑæ¿ - No, it's only a pretend bank - Pletendo?
ÃÌáæ! ÓäÊÎíøá Ãä åÐå ÇáØÇæáÉ åí ØÇæáÉ ÇáãÕÑÝ æÃäÇ ãæÙÝ åäÇß Yeso! We'll imagine this table is the bank counter and l am the bank clerk
æÃäÊ ÒÈæä ÞÇÏã áÊÕÑÝ ÕßÇð And you are a customer and you're coming to cash a cheque
- ÍÓäÇð¿ - Ãæßí - All right? - Ok
- ÕÈÇÍ ÇáÎíÑ ÓíÏí - Åäøå áíÓ æÞÊ ÕÈÇÍ ÇáÎíÑ - Good morning Sir - lt is not good morning time
Åäå æÞÊ ÊÕÈÍ Úáì ÎíÑ lt is good night time
ÃÌá Åäå ßÐáß ÇáÂä! áßä äÍä äÊÙÇåÑ ÝÍÓÈ Yes, it is now! But we are just pretending
- Âå ÅÐÇð¡ ÅÓÊãá - ÔßÑÇð - Aso, Cally on - Thank you
- ÕÈÇÍ ÇáÎíÑ ÓíÏí - áÍÙÉ æÇÍÏÉ - Good morning Sir - One moment
- ãÇ ÇáÃãÑ ÇáÂä¿ - åá ÃäÊã ãÕÑÝ ÈÇÑßáÇíÒ Ãã ãÏáÇäÏæ¿ - What is it now? - Are you Barclays or Midlando?
áíÓ åÐÇ åæ Çáãåã! ãíÏáÇäÏ ÅÐÇ ßÇäÊ Êáß ÑÛÈÊß lt doesn't really matter! Midland if you like
- ÕÈÇÍ ÇáÎíÑ ÓíÏí - ãÚ ÇáÓáÇãÉ - Good morning Sir - Goodbye
ãÚ ÇáÓáÇãÉ¿ Goodbye?
ãíÏáÇäÏæ áíÓ ãÕÑÝíæ! ÈÇÑßáÇíÒ åæ ãÕÑÝíæ Midlando not my banko! Barclays my banko
ÌÓäÇð¡ Ýáíßä ÈÇÑßáÇíÒ All right, it's Barclays
- ÕÈÇÍ ÇáÎíÑ ÓíÏí¿ - ÕÈÇÍ ÇáÎíÑ - Good morning Sir - Good morning
- åá ÊÑÛÈ ÈÃä ÊÕÑÝ ÕßÇð¿ - ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáßæ - You wish to cash a cheque? - Yes pleaso
ÌíÏ! ßã ÇáãÈáÛ¿ 10 ÌäíåÇÊ¿ Good! How much? Ten pounds?
- ÚÔÑæä¿ ËáÇËæä¿ - ËáÇËæä - Twenty? Thirty? - Thirty
- æßíÝ ÊÑíÏåÇ¿ - ÃÑíÏåÇ äÞæÏÇð ãä ÝÖáß - And how do you want it? - ln money please
ÃÌá áßä åá ÊÑíÏ 30 ÈÝÆÉ ÇáÚÔÑÇÊ¡ ÇáÌäíåÇÊ Ãã ÎãÓÇÊ Ãã ãÇÐÇ¿ Yes but do you want thirty in tens, ones or fives or what?
- åá ÃÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÃÍÕá Úáì ÝÆÉ Çá35¿ - ßáÇ¡ Ðáß Óíßæä 150 Ìäíå - Can l have thirty fives? - No, that would be 150 pounds
- ÃÚÊÐá áÎØÆíæ - áÇ ÊÞáÞ - Solly for mistako - Not to worry
ÔßÑÇð íÇ ÊÇÑæ! Ðáß áã íßä ÓíÆÇð Thank you Taro! That wasn't too bad
ÇáÂä¡ ãä íÌÈ Ãä íßæä ÇáÊÇáí¿ Âå¡ ÏÇäíÇá Now, who should we have next? Ah, Danielle
ÃäÊ ÃáØÝ ãÕÑÝí ÑÃíÊå You are the nicest banker l've seen
ÃÌá¡ ÍÓäÇð äÍä áÓäÇ Ýí ÇáãÕÑÝ ÇáÂä! ÃÑíÏßö Ãä ÊÊÎíáí ÔíÆÇð ãÎÊáÝÇð Yes, well we're not in the bank now! l want you to imagine something different
- ÃäÇ áÏíø ãÎíáÉ ÌíÏÉ ÌÏÇð - ÃäÇ ãÊÃßøÏ ãä Ðáß - l have a very good imagination - l'm sure you have
ÇáÂä¡ ÃäÊö ÊÏÎáíä ãßÊÈ ÈÑíÏ æÃäÇ ãæÙÝ ÇáãßÊÈ Now you are going into a post office and l am the assistant
- ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¡ åá ÊÓÊØíÚ ãÓÇÚÏÊí¿ - ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ÓíÏÊí¡ ãÇÐÇ ÊÑíÏíä¿ - Excuse me, can you help me? - Certainly Madam! What is it you wish?
ßã ÓÚÑ ÅÑÓÇá ÑÓÇáÉ¿ How much is it a letter to post?
- åá åí áÔÎÕ Ýí ÅäßáÊÑÇ¿ - ßáÇ¡ ÅäåÇ ÑÓÇáÉ ÓæíÓÑíÉ - ls it someone in England? - No, no it's a Swiss letter
- ÑÓÇáÉ ÓæíÓÑíÉ¿ - ÃÌá¡ ÃäÇ ÃßÊÈ ÑÓÇáÉ Åáì ÕÏíÞí Ýí ÓæíÓÑÇ - A Swiss letter? - Yes, l write to my boyfriend in Switzerland
ÍÓäÇð¡ ãä ÇáÃÕÍ Ãä ÊÞæáí Åäßö ÊÑíÏíä ÅÑÓÇá ÑÓÇáÉ Åáì ÓæíÓÑÇ æáíÓ ÑÓÇáÉ ÓæíÓÑíÉ Well, it's more correct to say you want to send a letter to Switzerland not a Swiss letter
ãä Çáããßä Ãä íßæä ÇáãæÞÝ ãÍÑÌÇð ááÛÇíÉ áæ ßäÊö ÊßÊÈíä ÑÓÇáÉ Åáì ÝÑäÓÇ lt could be very embarrassing if you were writing to somebody in France
- ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - áÇ íåã - Excuse me? - lt doesn't matter
ÃäÇ ãÚÊÞÏÉ Ãääí ÈÍÇÌÉ Åáì ÏÑæÓ ÅäßáíÒíÉ ÅÖÇÝíÉ l am thinking l need some extra English lessons
ÑÈãÇ ÃÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÃÈÞì åäÇ ãÚß ÈÚÏ ÇáÏÑÓ Maybe l could stay here with you after the class
áÇ ÃÚÊÞÏ Ãä ÈÅãßÇääÇ ÝÚá Ðáß l don't think we could do that
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÃäÇ ÂÊí Åáì ÈíÊß æÊÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÊÚáãäí ÇáßËíÑ Well l come home with you and you could teach me a lot
ÃÌá¡ ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ãä Ãäí ÃÓÊØíÚ! áßä ÃÚÊÞÏ Ãäßö ÊÚÑÝíä ÈãÇ Ýíå ÇáßÝÇíÉ ÃÕáÇð Yes l'm sure l could! But l think you know quite sufficient already
- ÇáÂä¡ åá åäÇáß ÔíÁ ÂÎÑ ÊÑíÏíäå¿ - ÃÌá¡ áßä áÇ ÃÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÃÎÈÑß åäÇ - Now, is there anything else you want? - Yes but l cannot tell you here
- ãä ãßÊÈ ÇáÈÑíÏ - ßáÇ áÇ ÔíÁ - From the post office - No, nothing
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÔßÑÇð ÏÇäíÇá¡ åÐÇ íÝí ÈÇáÛÑÖ Well alright, thank you Danielle, that will do
- ÇáÂä íÇ ÎæÇä - ÃÌá¡ ÓíÏí - Now, Juan - Si senor
- ÃäÊ ÐÇåÈ Åáì ãßÊÈ æÙÇÆÝ - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - You're going to the Employment Exchange - Por Favore
- ÃäÊ ÐÇåÈ ááÍÕæá Úáì æÙíÝÉ - ßáÇ¡ ÃäÇ ÃÕáÇð áÏíø æÙíÝÉ - You are going to get a job - No, l already have a job
ÃÌá¡ ÃÚáã Ðáß¡ äÍä äÝÊÑÖ Ãäøß áÓÊ ßÐáß Yes l know that, we're assuming you don't
æÃäÊ ÐÇåÈ Åáì ãßÊÈ ÇáæÙÇÆÝ ááÍÕæá Úáì æÇÍÏÉ And you're going to the Employment Exchange to get one
- æßãÇ ÔÑÍÊ áÊÇÑæ¡ äÍä äÊÙÇåÑ - áÇ ÈÃÓ - As l explained to Taro, we're pretending - lt's alright
- ÇáÂä¡ ãÇ ÅÓãß¿ - ÃäÊ ÊÚÑÝ ÅÓãí - Now, what is your name? - You already know my name
ÃäÇ ÃÚáã áßä ÇáãæÙÝ åäÇß áÇ íÚáã l do but the clerk at the job desk doesn't
Âå¡ ÃÌá¡ ÎæÇä ßÇÑÇÝÇäÊíÓ ÈÇÑÇ ÓíÑÝíáí Ah, si! Juan Cervantes para Serville
- åá ÃäÊ ãÊÒæÌ¿ - ÃÌá - Are you married? - Si
ÃäÇ ãÊÒæÌ ãä ÌíäÇ áæáÇÈÑíÌíÏÇ l married to Gina Lollabrigida
- áÇ Êßä ÓÎíÝÇð - äÍä äÊÙÇåÑ - Don't be ridiculous - Pretending
!ÛáÈÊäí¡ ÍÓäÇð Touche', alright!
- ãÇ äæÚ ÇáæÙíÝÉ ÇáÊí ÊÈÍË ÚäåÇ¿ - æÙíÝÉ ÝíåÇ äÞæÏ ßËíÑÉ - What sort of a job are you looking for? - Plenty money job
ÝåãÊ æãÇ åæ ÇáÚãá ÇáÐí ÊÑíÏ ÝÚáå áßÓÈ Êáß ÇáäÞæÏ ÇáßËíÑÉ¿ l see and what is the work you want to do in order to earn this plenty money?
!Þáíá ÌÏÇð Plenty little!
ÍÓäÇð íÇ ÎæÇä! ÔßÑÇð! åÐÇ íßÝí Alright Juan! Thank you! That will be sufficient
!ááÃÓÝ¡ áÞÏ ÃÍÈÈÊåÇ! ÅäåÇ áÚÈÉ ÌíÏÉ ÌÏÇð Pity, l like it! A very good game!
ÔßÑÇð! ÇáÂä¡ ÑÇäÌíÊ Thank you! Now, Ranjeet
ãÇ ÃäÊ ãÑíÏ ãäí Ãä ÃÝÚáå¿ What is it you are wanting me to do?
- ÃäÊ ÐÇåÈ Åáì ÇáÚíÇÏÉ - æãÇ åí ØÈíÚÉ ÔßæÇí¿ - You are going to the Doctor's - What is the nature of my complaint?
- áäÞá Ãäøß áÇ ÊÔÚÑ ÈÎíÑ ÝÍÓÈ - áßäí Ýí ÃÍÓä ÍÇá - Let's just say you don't feel well - But l'm never feeling better
- ÊÙÇåÑ ÈÃäøß ãÕÇÈ ÈÇáÈÑÏ - ÈÇÑÏ ãÇÐÇ¿ - Pretend you have a cold - A cold what?
ÍÓäÇð¡ áääÓì ãæÖæÚ ÇáÈÑÏ Alright, let's forget about the cold
- ÝÞØ ÊÎíøá Åäøß ÊÔÚÑ ÈÃáã - ÌíÏ ÌÏÇð ÓíÏí - Just imagine you have a pain - Very well sir
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÅÓÊãÑ Well go on
ÃáÝ ÅÚÊÐÇÑ! ÃäÇ ÃäÊÙÑß áÊÞæá: ÇáÊÇáí ãä ÝÖáß A thousand apologies! l am waiting for you to say 'Next please'
- ÇáØÈíÈ ÏÇÆãÇð íÞæá: ÇáÊÇáí ãä ÝÖáß - ÇáÊÇáí ãä ÝÖáß - Doctor always say 'Next please' - Next please
- ÕÈÇÍ ÇáÎíÑ ÏßÊæÑ - ÕÈÇÍ ÇáÎíÑ - Good morning Doctor - Good morning
- ãÇ åí ÇáãÔßáÉ¿ - áÏíø Ãáã ÝÙíÚ - And what seems to be the trouble? - l have a terrible pain
- Ãíä¿ Ýí ãÎíøáÊí - Where? - ln my imagination
ãä ÇáãÝÑæÖ Ãä ÊÊÙÇåÑ ÈÃäø ÇáÃáã ÍÞíÞí You're supposed to be pretending it's a real pain
!ÃáÝ ÅÚÊÐÇÑ ËÇäíÉð A thousand apologies again!
- áÏíø Ãáã ÝÙíÚ ÍÞíÞí - ÌíÏ - l have a real terrible pain - Good
- Ãíä ÇáÃáã¿ - Ýí ÞÏãí - Where is this pain? - ln my foot
ÚÞáå íÄáãå His brains are hurting
- ãÄÎÑÊß ÓÊÄáãß ÈÚÏ ÏÞíÞÉ - íÇááÕÏãÉ ÃäÊ áÇ ÊÓÊØíÚ ÍÊì Ãä ÊßÓÑ ÎÈÒÉ - Your backside will be hurting in a moment - Blimey you couldn't even crack a poppadom
- ÃäÇ ÃÚØíß áßãÉ - ÃäÇ ÃÚØíß áßãÇÊ - l give you bunches of fivers - l give you bunches of tenners
ÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí Miss Courtney
ãÇ ÇáÐí íÍÏË åäÇ ÈÍÞ ÇáÌÍíã¿ What on earth is going on in here?
ßäÇ äÃÎÐ ÈÚÖ ÇáÏÑæÓ ÇáÚãáíÉ We were just having a few practical lessons
- Ýí ãÇÐÇ¡ ÇáÞÊÇá ÇáÃÚÒá¿ - ÞÏ íßæä ãÝíÏÇð - What in, unarmed combat? - lt might come in useful
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÃÎÔì Ãäø ØáÇÈß ÓíÝÊÞÏæäß áÝÊÑÉ Well l'm afraid your students will have to do without you for a little while
- ÃäÊ ãØáæÈ Ýí ãÑßÒ ÇáÔÑØÉ - ãÑßÒ ÇáÔÑØÉ¿ - You're wanted down at the police station - The police station?
áÇ ÏÇÚí áÊÈÏæ ãÐäÈÇð! ÝÃäÊ áã ÊÝÚá ÔíÆÇð There's no need to look so guilty! lt's nothing you've done
Åäå ÈÎÕæÕ ÃÍÏ ØáÇÈß! ÇáÓíÏÉ ÇáåäÏíÉ lt's about one of your students! The lndian lady
- ÌãíáÉ¿ åá ÍÏË áåÇ ÔíÁ¿ - ÃÌá - Jamila? Has anything happened to her? - Yes
!ÃÚÊÞáæåÇ ÈÊåãÉ ÓÑÞÉ ãÍá She's been arrested for shoplifting!
ãÑÍÈÇ Hello
ÇáÔÑØí æáßäÒ¿ Constable Wilkings?
Ãíä ÃäÊ ÈÍÞ ÇáÔíØÇä¿ ÇáãÝÑæÖ Ãä Êßæä åäÇ ÇáÂä Where the devil are you? You should've been back here by now
ÚÐÑÇð¿ ßáÇ áä ÃÑÓá ÓíÇÑÉ ÔÑØÉ ãä ÃÌáß Pardon? No I will not send a Panda car for you
áÇ íåãøäí ÞíÇã ÃÍÏåã ÈÓÑÞÉ ÏÑÇÌÊß! ÃÓÑÞ ÏÑÇÌÉ ÔÎÕ ÂÎÑ l don't care if somebody has pinched your bicycle! Pinch somebody else's
åá ÊÑÛÈíä ÈßæÈ ãä ÇáÔÇí¿ Would you like a cup of tea?
ÔÇí¡ ßæÈ! ÌÇÑ Tea, cup! ''Char''
ÌÇÑ¡ ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß áÇ ÔßÑð! 4 ÓßÑ Char, yes please no thank you! 4 sugar
áÇ äåÑÈí Don't run away
ÌãíáÉ! åá ÃäÊö ÈÎíÑ¿ Jamila! Are you all right?
ãÇÐÇ ÞÇáÊ íÇ Úáí¿ What did she say Ali?
- ÈÇáÅäßáíÒí - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ ãä ÝÖáß - ln English - Excuse me please
ÅäåÇ ÊÞæá ÈÃäåÇ ãÓÑæÑÉ áÅääÇ ÃÊíäÇ áäÓÇÚÏåÇ Úáì ÇáåÑÈ She is saying she is very glad we are coming to help her escape
ÅÓÃáåÇ ãÇÐÇ ÓÑÞÊ Ask her what she stole
- ÍÓäÇð¿ - áÇ ÔíÁ - Well? - Nothing
áÇ ÈÏ ÅäåÇ ÞÇáÊ ãÇ åæ ÃßËÑ ãä Ðáß She must have said more than that
ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß! ÅäåÇ ÊÞæá ÈÃäåÇ ÝÞØ ÃÎÐÊ ßÊÇÈÇð ãä ßÔß ÈíÚ ÇáÕÍÝ Yes please! She is saying she only took a book from the newspapershop
áßä ÇáßÊÇÈ ßÇä ãÌÇäíÇð But the book was free
!áÇ ÈÏ ãä ÍÕæá ÓæÁ Ýåã There's obviously been some misunderstanding!
ÃäÇ ÓÃÊæáì ÇáÃãÑ ãÚ ÇáÔÑØÉ l'll sort it out with the police
- åá ÓíÑÓáæäåÇ ááÓÌä¿ - ßáÇ! áÇ ÃÙä Ãä ÇáÃãÑ ÈåÐå ÇáÌÏíÉ - Will they be sending her to prison? - No, no! l don't think it's that drastic
ÓÃÊßáøã ãÚ ÇáÚÑíÝ! ÎãÓÉ ÌäíåÇÊ ÓÊäåí ÇáãæÖæÚ l'll have a word with the sergeant! Five pounds ought to do it
Âå¡ ÃäÇ ÃÝåã! ÅäåÇ ÛÑÇãÉ Ah, l'm understanding! That is a fine
ßáÇ! áíÓÊ ÈÇáÖÈØ ÛÑÇãÉ! áäÞá ÅäåÇ åÏíÉ No, no, no! Not exactly a fine! Let's say it's a little gift
- åÏíÉ¿ - ÃÌá - Gift? - Yes
ÅäåÇ ÚÇÏÉ ÅäßáíÒíÉ ÞÏíãÉ! ÃÓåøá ÃãÑß æÊÓåøá ÃãÑí lt's an old English custom! l scratch your back, you scratch mine
- ÊÓåøá ÃãÑí æÃÓåøá ÃãÑß - åÐÇ ÕÍíÍ - You scratch my back, l scratch yours - That's right
ÌíÏ ÌÏÇð! Ãíä ãæÖÚ ÇáÍßÉ ÚäÏß¿ Very well! Where are you being itchy?
!ßáÇ¡ ßáÇ! áÇ íåã No, no, never mind!
- ÌÇÑ - ãÓÇÁ ÎíÑ - Char - Good evening
- ãÓÇÁ ÇáÎíÑ - ãÓÇÁ ÇáÎíÑ - Good evening - Good evening
- åá ÃäÊ ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä¿ - ßáÇ¡ åæ ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä - Are you Mr. Brown? - No, he is Mr. Brown
ßäÊ ÃÊßáøã Åáíå l was speaking to him
Ýí åÐå ÇáÍÇáÉ¡ ßäÊ ãÍÞÇð Ýí ÇáãÑÉ ÇáÃæáì ln that case, you were right first time
- ãä ÃäÊ¿ - Úáí äÏíã - Who are you? - Ali Nadim
ßáÇ¡ ÃäÇ Úáí äÏíã! ÃäÊ ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä No, l am Ali Nadim! You are Mr. Brown
ÃÌá íÇ Úáí¡ ÃäÇ ÓÃÊßáøã ÍÓäÇð¿ ÝÞØ ÃÊÑß ÇáÃãÑ áí Yes Ali, l'll do the talking, alright? You just leave it to me
ÇáÂä ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ãä ÅääÇ äÓÊØíÚ Ãä äÍÓã ÇáãæÖæÚ ÍÖÑÉ ÇáãÝÊÔ Now l'm sure we can sort this out, inspector
ÇáãÝæÖ åæ ãä íåÊã ÈãæÖæÚ ÇáÊÑÞíÇÊ åäÇ íÇ ÓíÏí The Commissioner looks after promotions here sir
ÃÌá¡ ÃäÊ ÊÈÏæ ßãÝÊøÔ Yes, you look like an lnspector
ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ãä ÃäøåÇ ãÓÃáÉ æÞÊ l'm sure it's only a question of time
åá ÊÓãÍ áí ÈÃä ÃãÏÍß ÃäÊ æãÑßÒß æÇáÚãá ÇáÑÇÆÚ ÇáøÐí ÊÞæãæä Èå May l compliment you on your station and what a wonderful job you're doing
ÔßÑÇð ÓíÏí Thank you sir
- ÇáÂä ÈÎÕæÕ åÐå ÇáÓíÏÉ ÇáÔÇÈÉ¿ - Âå¡ ÃÌá - Now about this young lady? - Ah yes
ÃÊæÞÚ Ãäøß ÊÑÛÈ ÈÃä ÊáÞí äÙÑÉ Úáì ÑÎÕÉ ÞíÇÏÊí l expect you'd like to have a look at my driving licence
- áãÇÐÇ¿- áÊÊÚÑÝ Úáì åæíÊí - What for? - To verify my identity
- ÃäÊ ÞáÊ ÈÃäøß ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä - ÃÌá áßäøß ÊÑíÏ ÈÑåÇäÇð¡ ÃáíÓ ßÐáß¿ - You said you were Mr. Brown - Yes but you want some proof, don't you?
ÃäÙÑ ÅÐÇ ÃÎÈÑÊäí ÈÃäøß ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä ÝÃäÇ ÃÕÏÞ Ðáß Look if you tell me you're Mr. Brown l accept that is the truth
- ÃÌá áßä ÞÏ Ãßæä ßÇÐÈÇð - åá ßäÊ ÊßÐÈ¿ - Yes but l could have been lying - Were you lying?
!ßáÇ¡ Åäå ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä No, he's definitely Mr. Brown!
- Åäå íÞæá ÇáÍÞíÞÉ - Úáí - He is telling the truth - Ali
- ÃÕÑø Ãä ÊáÞí äÙÑÉ Úáì ÑÎÕÉ ÞíÇÏÊí - ÍÓäÇð¡ Åä ßÇä íÑÖíß - l insist you look at my driving licence - Oh very well, if it will make you happy
- åá åÐå ÑÎÕÊß íÇ ÓíÏí¿ - ÚÐÑÇð¿ - ls this yours sir? - Pardon?
åÐå Çá5 ÌäíåÇÊ ßÇäÊ ÏÇÎá ÑÎÕÉ ÞíÇÏÊß This five pound note was inside you driving licence
åá ÃäÊ ãÊÃßÏ¿ ÞÏ Êßæä ÓÞØÊ ãä ÌíÈ ÓÑæÇáß Are you sure? lt could have dropped out of your trouser pocket
Ãæå ÃÌá æÅäåÇ ÓÞØÊ ááÃÚáì æÍØøÊ Úáì ÇáãäÖÏÉ¿ Oh yes! And dropped upwards l suppose on to the desk?
ÑÈãÇ ßÇäÊ ãæÌæÏÉ Ýí ÃßãÇãß Perhaps you had it tucked up your sleeves
ÃÌá æÞÏ íßæä áÏíø ÒæÌ ãä ÇáÍãÇãÇÊ Ýí ÇáÃßãÇã ÇáÃÎÑì áßäí áÓÊ ßÐáß Yes and l could have a couple of doves up the other but l haven't
áÞÏ ßÇäÊ ÞØÚÇð Ýí ÑÎÕÊß lt was definitely in your licence
ÃÌá ÇáÚÑíÝ Úáì ÍÞ! ÃÊÐßÑ Åäøß æÖÚÊåÇ åäÇß ÞÈá áÍÙÇÊ Yes sergeant is correct! l remember you putting it there not a moment ago
áÞÏ äÓíÊ l forgot
ßÇä Ðáß ÞÈá Ãä ÊÞæá: ÊÓåøá ÃãÑí æÃÓåøá ÃãÑß lt was just before you said ''You scratch my back, l scratch yours''
- ÔßÑÇð íÇ ÌæÑÌ æÇÔäØä - ßáÇ¡ ÃäÇ Úáí - Thank you George Washington - No l'm Ali
ÃÌá íÇ Úáí¡ ÝÞØ ÅåÏÃ Yes Ali, just be quiet please
- ÇáÂä íÇ ÍÖÑÉ ÇáÚÑíÝ¡ ÈÎÕæÕ ÇáÓíÏÉ ÇáÔÇÈÉ - ÃÌá¡ ÇáãÊåãÉ - Now sergeant, about this young lady - Yes the accused
ÊÐßÑ ÇáÚÏÇáÉ ÇáÈÑíØÇäíÉ! ÇáãÊåã ÈÑÆ ÍÊì ÊËÈÊ ÅÏÇäÊå Remember British Justice! A person is presumed innocent until proven guilty
- æåÐå ÇáÓíÏÉ ÇáãÓßíäÉ ÈÑíÆÉ - ÃÚáã Ðáß - And this poor lady is innocent - l know that
ÝÞØ áÃäåÇ ãåÇÌÑÉ áÇ ÊÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÊÃÎÐ... ÚÐÑÇð¿ Just because she's an immigrant you can't go picking on - pardon?
Ãæå¡ áÞÏ ÓÑÞÊ ÇáßÊÇÈ ÍÓäÇð áßäåÇ ÅÚÊÞÏÊ ÈÃäå ãÌÇäí Oh she pinched the book all right but she thought it was buckshee
åá ÊÑì ãÇ ãßÊæÈ Úáì ÇáÛáÇÝ¿ See what it says on the front cover?
- ãÌÇäí ÈÇáÏÇÎá! ãáÍÞ ãáæä - Ðáß ÕÍíÍ - Free inside! Colour supplement - That's right
- æåí ÅÚÊÞÏÊ ÈÃä ÇáßÊÇÈ ßáøå ãÌÇäí - ÃÌá - And she thought the whole book was free - Yes
ÅÐÇð ÇáÐäÈ áíÓ ÐäÈåÇ So it wasn't her fault
ÅÐÇ ßÇä åäÇáß ãáÇã¡ Ýåæ ãä íÏÑÓåÇ ÇááÛÉ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ lf anyone's to blame, it's the person who's teaching her English
ÇáÃãÑ áíÓ ÏÇÆãÇð ÓåáÇð! ÅÐÇ ßÇä åÐÇ ßá ÔíÁ ÝäÍä ãÊÝÞæä! åíÇ íÇ ÌãíáÉ lt's not always easy! Well if that's all we'll be getting along! Come along Jamila
ÞÈá Ãä ÊÐåÈ íÇ ÓíÏí Before you go sir
åá ÊÑÛÈ ÈÃä ÊÊÈÑøÚ áÕäÏæÞ ÇáÔÑØÉ ÇáÎíÑí¿ Would you like to make a donation to our Police charity fund?
ÃÌá¡ ÍÓäÇð áÞÏ ÃãÓßÊ Èí Ýí áÍÙÉ ãÍÑÌÉ ÌÏÇð Yes. Well, you've caught me at a rather awkaward moment
ãÇÐÇ Úä 5 ÌäíåÇÊ¿ What about the fiver?
åá ÊÊÐßÑ íÇ ÓíÏí¡ Êáß ÇáøÊí áã ÊÚÊÞÏ ÈÃäøåÇ ãáßß You remember sir, the one you thought you never had
Ãæå¡ Êáß Çá5 ÌäíåÇÊ Oh, that fiver!
åá ÊÚáã ãÇ íÞæáæä íÇ ÓíÏí¡ ãÇ áÇ Êãáßå áä ÊÝÞÏå ÃÈÏÇð You know what they say sir, what you've never had you never miss
ãÇ áã Êßä ÊÚÑÝ ÈÃäåÇ ßÇäÊ åäÇß ØæÇá ÇáæÞÊ Unless you knew it was there all the time
Ýí Ãí ÍÇáÉ ÓÊÚÊÈÑ Öãä ÍÇáÇÊ ÇáÑÔæÉ æÇáÝÓÇÏ ln which case it would come under bribery and corruption
ÊÓåøá ÃãÑí æÃÓåøá ÃãÑß You scratch my back and l'll scratch yours
ÃÑì Ãä ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä áã íÚÏ ÈÚÏ l see Mr. Brown is not back
ãÇ ÇáøÐí ÊÝÚáæäå ÍÇáíÇð¿ What are you doing at the moment?
- äÍä äÏáÓ ÞæÇÚÏ ÇáÅäßÑíÒíÉ - ÌíÏ - We are studying our English Glammar - Good
æÅáì Ãíä æÕáÊã¿ - ÏÚäí ÃÑì ßÊÇÈß And how far have you got? Let me see your book
ÌíæÝÇäí¡ ÇáÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí ÊÑÛÈ ÈÑÄíÉ ßÊÇÈß Giovanni, Miss Courtney would like to see your book
ÃÑíÏ Ãä ÃÑì ßÊÇÈß ÃäÊ l want to see your book
ÔßÑÇð Thank you
ÚáÇÞÇÊ ÈÇÆÚÉ åæì Úáì ÇáåÇÊÝ ''The affairs of a Call Girl''
ÅÚÊÞÏÊ ÅäåÇ ãÛÇãÑÇÊ ÚÇãáÉ ÈÏøÇáÉ! ÈÕÑÇÍÉ l thought it was about the adventures of a telephone operator! Honest
!ÚÐÑ ÞÏíã A likely story!
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÍÊì íÚæÏ ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä! ÃäÇ ÓæÝ ÂÎÐ ÇáÕÝ Well, until Mr. Brown returns l shall take the class
- ÓíøÏÊí¡ Åáì Åíä ÓÊÃÎÐíääÇ¿ - áä ÂÎÐßã Åáì Ãíø ãßÇä - Senora, where are you taking us - l'm not taking you anywhere
ÓÃÓÃáßã ÈÚÖ ÇáÃÓÆáÉ ÇáÚÇãÉ l shall ask you a few questions on general knowledge
ÇáÂä ÃæáÇð¡ åá íÓÊØíÚ ÃÍÏßã ÅÎÈÇÑí ãä ÇáÞÇÆá: áÃßæä Ãæ áÇ Ãßæä¿ Now first of all, can anybody tell me who said ''To be or not to be''?
- ÃÑÌæßö¡ ÃäÊ ááÊæ ÞáÊåÇ - ÃÌá - Please you just said it - Yes
áßä ÞÈá Ãä ÃÞæáåÇ¡ ãä ÞÇáåÇ¿ But before l said it, who said it?
- ÇáãÚÐáÉ ãä ÝÖÑß - ÃÌá - Excuse prease - yes
ÇáÒÚíã ãÇæ Chairman Mao
ÞÏ Êßæä ãÝÇÌÃÉð áßö¡ áßä åäÇáß ÂÎÑíä ßÊÈæÇ ÃÔíÇÁ ÛíÑ ÇáÒÚíã ãÇæ lt may come as a surprise to you, but other people wrote things besides Chairman Mao
ÇáÒÚíã ãÇæ íßÊÈ ßÑøÈ ÔíÁ Chairman Mao lite everything
åæ ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ áã íßÑÈ ÃÞÕÏ... íßÊÈ: áÃßæä Ãæ áÇ Ãßæä! ÃÍÏ ÂÎÑ íÚÑÝ¿ He certainly didn't lite - write - ''To be or not to be''! Does anybody know?
- æáíÇã ÔßÓÈíÑ - ÕÍíÍ - William Shakespeare - Correct
ÇáãÚÐÑÉ ãä ÝÖáß! ãä åæ æáíÇã ÇáÐÇåÈ ááÍãøÇã åÐÇ¿ Excuse please! Who is this William Spearshake?
- ÅÓãå ÔßÓÈíÑ - ÃáÝ ÅÚÊÐÇÑ - Shakespeare - A thousand apologies
ÃáÇ ÊÚÑÝæä ÃÚãÇá ÔßÓÈíÑ¿ Are you not familiar with Shakespeare's works?
- åá åí ÃãÇßä ßÈíÑÉ¿ - ãÇ åí ÇáÃãÇßä ÇáßÈíÑÉ¿ - ls it a big place? - ls what a big place?
ÃÚãÇá ÔßÓÈíÑ These works of Shakespeare
- ÃäÇ ÃÔíÑ ááÃÔíÇÁ ÇáøÊí ßÊÈåÇ - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ - l'm referring to the things he wrote - Scusi
åá íÓÊØíÚ ÃÍÏßã ÅÎÈÇÑí ãÇ åí ÇáßËÇÝÉ ÇáÓßÇäíÉ áÅäßáÊÑÇ¿ Can anybody tell me what the population of England is?
- ÂäÓÉ ÔãíÏÊ¿ - ÃÌá¡ ÅäßáíÒ - Miss Shmidt? - Ja, English
áíÓ ÈÚÏ ÇáÂä Not any longer
Úáì Ãí ÍÇá¡ ãÇ ÃÚäíå ßã ÚÏÏ ÇáÓßÇä¿ However, what l really meant was how many there are?
æãÇ ÃÏÑÇäí¡ ÝÃäÇ áã ÃÚÏøåã l don't know, l haven't counted them
ÝáÃÓÃáßã ÓÄÇáÇð ÈÓíØÇð Let me ask you a simple question
- ÓíÏ äÇÌÇÒæãí - Âå ÅÐÇð - Mr. Nagazumi - ''Aso''
åá ÊÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÊÎÈÑäí ßã Èí Ýí ÇáÈÇæäÏ¿ Can you tell me how many P's there are in a pound?
Ðáß íÚÊãÏ Úáì ÍÌã ÇáÈÒÇáíÇ Depend on size of peas
ÃÚÊÞÏ Ãäø Úáíßã ÌãíÚÇð Ãä ÊÑÌÚæÇ áÏÑÇÓÉ ßÊÈßã ÍÊì íÕá ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä l think you'd better all go back to studying your books until Mr. Brown returns
áÇ íãßä Ãä íÊÃÎÑ ÃßËÑ He surely can't be much longer
ÃÊãäì áæ ÊÎÈÑäÇ áãÇÐÇ ÌáÈÊäÇ Åáì åäÇ l wish she'd tell us why she's brought us back here
áÞÏ ÞÇáÊ ááÊæ ÅäøåÇ ãÇáßÉ ÔíÆÇð áÊÑíäÇ ÅíÇå She just said she was having something to show you
ÅäåÇ ÞÇÆáÉ ÈÃäåÇ ÊÔßÑß áÃäøß ÃäÞÐÊåÇ ãä ÇáÔÑØÉ She is saying thank you for saving her from the police
æÊÃãá ÈÃäøß ÓÊÝÚá äÝÓ ÇáÔíÁ Ýí ÇáãÑÉ ÇáÞÇÏãÉ And hopes you'll do the same next time
ÍÓäÇð¡ áäÃãá Ãä áÇ Êßæä åäÇáß ãÑøÉ ÞÇÏãÉ Well let's hope there's not going to be a next time
ÚÑÖ ãÌÇäí! ÈäÓÇä ÎÕã ãä ßá ÚáÈÉ Free Offer! 2 p. Off each tin
- ÓæÈÑ ãÇÑßÊ - ÓæÈÑ ãÇÑßÊ - Supermark - Supermarket
!Åäøåã ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ßÇäæÇ... Ãæå ßáÇ They've obviously been having... Oh no!
ÚÑÖ ãÌÇäí! ÃäÊö áÇ ÊÃÎÐíä ÃÔíÇÁð ãä ÇáÓæÈÑ ãÇÑßÊ Free offer! You haven't been taking things from the supermarket
!Ãæå íÇ Åáåí Oh dearie me!
- !ÃäÊ Úáì ÍÞ - Ãæå íÇ Åáåí - You can say that again - Oh dearie me
íÌÈ Ãä äÑÌÚ áÑÄíÉ ÚÑíÝ ÇáÔÑØÉ æäÓåá ÃãÑå ËÇäíÉð We must be going back to see the Police Sergeant and scratch his back again
áÇ äÓÊØíÚ Ãä äÝÚá Ðáß! Ýåæ áä íÕÏøÞ Åä åÐÇ ßÇä Úä ØÑíÞ ÇáÎØÃ We can't do that! He'll never believe this was a mistake
ÓÑÞÉ ãÌáÉ åæ ÔíÁ Pinching a magazine is one thing
áßä ÃÎÐ äÕÝ ÓæÈÑ ãÇÑßÊ ÈÏæä æÌå ÍÞ ÔíÁ ÂÎÑ ÊãÇãÇð But knocking off half a supermarket is rather a different matter
ãä äÇÍíÉ ÃÎÑì¡ áÇ äÓÊØíÚ Ãä äÏÚ ÌãíáÉ ÊÃÎÐ ßáø åÐå ÇáÃÔíÇÁ! ÝåÐÇ ãÎÇáÝ ááÃãÇäÉ On the other hand, we can't let Jamila keep all these stolen goods! lt's dishonest
!ÊÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÊÚØíåã áí She can give them to me!
- ÃäÇ áÓÊ ããÇäÚÇð Ãä Ãßæä ãÎÇáÝÇð ááÃãÇäÉ - ÃÌá¡ ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ãä Ðáß - l do not minding being dishonest - Yes, l'm sure you're not
ÇáÂä ÅÓãÚ íÇ Úáí¡ ÃÑíÏß Ãä ÊÚæÏ ááãÏÑÓÉ Now listen Ali, l want you to go back to the school
æÃØáÈ ãä ÌãíÚ ÇáØáÇÈ Ãä íÞÇÈáæäÇ ÃäÇ æÌãíáÉ ÎÇÑÌ ÇáÓæÈÑ ãÇÑßÊ And ask all the students to meet Jamila and l outside the supermarket
- ãÇ ÇáøÐí ÓÊßæä ÝÇÚáå¿ - ÓäÚíÏ ßáø åÐå ÇáÃÔíÇÁ - What are we going to be doing? - We're going to put all these things back
- ßáÇÏíÓ¡ åá ßáø ÇáÃÈæÇÈ ãÞÝáÉ¿ - ÃÌá ÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí - Gladys, is everything locked up? - Yes Miss Courtney
ÈÇáãäÇÓÈÉ¡ ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÝÊÑÖ Ãäßö ÊÓÊØíÚíä Ãä ÊæÕáíäí ÈØÑíÞßö By the way, l don't suppose you could give me a lift
ÃÎÔì Ãäøäí áÓÊ ÐÇåÈÉ ð ãÈÇÔÑÉð ááÈíÊ ÇááíáÉ l'm afraid l'm not going straight home tonight
åäÇáß ÈÚÖ ÇáÃÔíÇÁ ÇáÊí ÃÍÊÇÌåÇ ãä ÇáÓæÈÑ ãÇÑßÊ There are a few things l need from the supermarket
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÇáÂä ÊÚÑÝæä ãÇ Úáíßã ÝÚáå! ÝÞØ ÅÍÐÑæÇ ãä Ãä íÑÇßã ÃÍøÏ Right, now you all know what to do! Just be very careful that nobody sees you
ãÇ ÇáøÐí ÊÝÚáæäå åäÇ¿ What are you doing here?
ÊÓÊØíÚíä Ãä ÊÞæáí ÈÃäøå äÔÇØ ãÏÑÓí ÅÖÇÝí l suppose you could say it was an extra curricular activity
- ÓíÏí¡ ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¡ áÞÏ ÚáÞ - ãÇ ÇáøÐí ÊÝÚáå ÈÊáß ÇáÌÑøÉ¿ - Sir, excuse me! lt's stuck - What are you doing with that jar?
ÃÍÇæá Ãä ÃÎÑÌåÇ Trying to get it out
ÅäøåÇ ÞÕÉ ØæíáÉ ÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí! ÓÃÔÑÍ áßö ÇáÃãÑ áÇÍÞÇð lt's a long story, Miss Courtney! l'll explain later
ÏÚäí ÃÓÇÚÏß Let me give you a hand
ÍÓäÇð¡ áÞÏ ßäÊ ÃÑÇÞÈßã! ãÇÐÇ ÊÚÊÞÏæä ÈÃäßã ÝÇÚáæä¿ All right, l've been watching you! Just what do you think you're doing?
åá ÊÕÏøÞ ÅÐÇ ÞáÊ áß ÈÃäøäÇ ßäøÇ äÚíÏ ÇáÃÔíÇÁ Would you believe we're putting things back?
- ßáÇ - åÐÇ ãÇ ÙääÊå - No - l didn't think you would
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÍÓäÇð! ãÑÔÏ ãÌÑãíä ÞÕíÑ ãÚÊÇÏ¡ ÃáÓÊ ßÐáß¿ Well, well, well! Regular little Fagin, aren't you?
ÃÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÃÔÑÍ íÇ ÍÖÑÉ ÇáÚÑíÝ l can explain Sergeant
ÃäÊ áä ÊÑíäí ÑÎÕÉ ÞíÇÏÊß ËÇäíÉð¡ ÃáíÓ ßÐáß¿ You're not going to show me your licence again, are you?
åÐÇ ãÑíÍ That's a relief
ßãÇ ÊÑì¡ ßäøÇ Ýí ÇáÍÞíÞÉ äÍÇæá Ãä äÚíÏ åÐå ÇáÈÖÇÚÉ See, we were actually trying to return these goods
ÅÓÃá ÇáØáÇÈ Ask the students
åÏæÁ Quiet
ÇáÂä¡ ÃäÙÑ íÇ ÍÖÑÉ ÇáÚÑíÝ¡ áÞÏ ßÇä ÇáÃãÑ ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ÓæÁ ÊÝÇåã Now look, Sergeant, lt was obviously just been a misunderstanding
ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÑì ÓÈÈÇð ááÊãÇÏí ÈÇáãæÖæÚ ÃßËÑ l see no reason why we should pursue this any further
- ÂÓÝ íÇ ÓíÏÊí - ÂäÓÉ ÅÐÇ áã íßä áÏíß ãÇäÚ - l'm sorry Madam - Miss if you don't mind
ÃÌá! ÍÓäÇð ÃÎÔì Ãäøäí ãáÒã ÈÚãá ÊÞÑíÑ Úä ãÇ ÍÏË Yes! Well l'm afraid l shall have to make a report out on this affair
- ÇáÂä¡ ÃáÇ ÊÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÊäÓì Åäøå ÍÏË ÃÕáÇð¿ - ßáÇ - Now couldn't you forget it ever happened? - No
ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ãä Ãä ÕäÏæÞ ÇáÔÑØÉ ÇáÎíÑí áä íÑÝÖ ãÓÇåãÉ ÃÎÑì ÍÖÑÉ ÇáÚÑíÝ l'm sure your Police Charity Fund wouldn't say no to another contribution Sergeant
ÍÓäÇð¡ äÍä ÏÇÆãÇð ÔÇßÑíä áÃí ÔíÁ íÇ ÓíÏí Well, we're always grateful for anything, sir
- åáøÇ ÞáäÇ 5 ÌäíåÇÊ ÃÎÑì¿ - åÐÇ ßÑã ãäß - Shall we say another five pounds? - That's very generous of you
ÊÚÇáæÇ ÌãíÚÇð Come along everybody
áÍÙÉ íÇ ÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä Just a moment Mr. Brown
Åáì Ãíä ÃäÊã ÐÇåÈæä¿ ÝÃäÇ áã ÃäÊåí ãä ÊÞÑíÑí ÈÚÏ Where are you going? l haven't made out my report yet
ÃÌá áßäøí ááÊæ ÃÚØíÊß 5 ÌäíåÇÊ áÊäÓÇå Yeah but l've just given you five pounds to forget it
Ãæå¡ ßáÇ íÇ ÓíÏí Oh no sir
ÃäÊ ÊÈÑøÚÊ ÈÜ5 ÌäíåÇÊ ÊßÑãÇð áÕäÏæÞäÇ ÇáÎíÑí You've very kindly donated five pounds to our charity fund
- ÇáÃãÑ áã íßä ÑÔæÉ¡ ÃáíÓ ßÐáß¿ ßáÇ - lt wasn't meant as a bribe, was it sir? - No
ÌíÏ¡ ÇáÂä áäÃÎÐ ÈÚÖ ÇáÃÓãÇÁ Good, now let's take a few names
- ÃäÊö íÇ ÓíÏÉ¡ ÂÓÝ ÂäÓÉ - ßæÑÊäí - You Madam, sorry Miss - Courtney
- ÔßÑÇð! ÃäÊ ÓíÏí - ÃÌá - Thank you! You sir - Si
- ãÇ åæ ÅÓãß¿ - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - What is your name? - Por favore
- ßíÝ ÊÊåÌÆå¿ - åÐÇ áíÓ ÅÓãå - How do you spell that? - That's not his name
- ÊÚØíäí ÅÓãÇð ãÒæÑÇð¡ åíå¿ - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - Giving me a false name, eh? - Por favore
ÓÃÚæÏ Åáíß íÇ ÓíÏ ãÚÐÑÉ Ãæ ÃíÇð ßÇä ÅÓãß l'll come back to you, Mr. Por Favore or whatever your name is
- ÃäÊ - ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß - You - Yes please
- ãÇ åæ ÅÓãß¿ - ßáÇ¡ ãÇ åæ áíÓ ÅÓãí - What is your name? - No, Watt is not my name
áÇ ÃÑíÏ Ãä ÃÚÑÝ ãÇ åæ áíÓ ÅÓãß l don't want to know what your name is not
- ãÇ åæ ÅÓãß¿ - æÃäÇ ãÎÈÑß ÈÃäå áíÓ ßÐáß - What is your name? - And l am telling you it is not
- ÃäÊö¡ ãÇ åæ ÅÓãå¿ - áÇ - You, what is his name? - Nein
ÇáÂä¡ æÕáäÇ áÔíÁ ãÝíÏ íÇ ÓíÏ áÇ Now we're getting somewhere Mr. Nine
- åÐÇ áíÓ ÅÓãå¿ - áÞÏ ÞáÊö ááÊæ ÈÃäøå ÅÓãå - That is not his name? - You just said it was
ÃäÊ ÓÃáÊäí ÅÐÇ ßÇä ÅÓãå ãÇ¡ æÃäÇ ÃÎÈÑÊß áÇ You ask me if his name is Watt, and l tell you Nein
ÅÓãå áíÓ ãÇ áßä ÃíÖÇð áíÓ áÇ His name is not Watt but also not Nein
ÃäÊã ÊÒÚÌæääí l'm going around the bend
- ãÇ åæ ÅÓãå¿ - ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ áÇ - What is his name? - Absolutely not
áÇ ãÇÐÇ¿ Not what?
åÐÇ ÕÍíÍ That is correct
- ãÇ åæ ÅÓãå¿ - ÎØÃ ËÇäíÉð - What is your name? - Wrong again
- Åäå áíÓ åäÇ - ãä åæ áíÓ åäÇ¿ - He's not here - Who's not here?
- ãÇÐÇ - ÚÐÑÇð¿ - Watt - Pardon
ãä áíÓ åäÇ æãÇ áíÓ åäÇ ÃíÖÇð Who is not here and Watt is not here neither
ÃäÊã ßáøßã ãÌÇäíä You're all barmy
ÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä¡ ÅÐÇ æÚÏÊ ÈÃäø áÇ Ãßãá ÇáÚãá Úáì åÐÇ ÇáÊÞÑíÑ ËÇäíÉð Mr. Brown, if l promise not to proceed with this report
- åáÇ ÃÓÏíÊ áí ÎÏãÉ¿ - ÃÌá ãÇ ÇáÃãÑ¿ - Will you do me a favour? - Yes what is it?
ÃÎÑÌ åÄáÇÁ ÇáãÚÊæåíä ãä åäÇ æÚÏäí ÈÃä áÇ ÊÑÌÚåã ËÇäíÉð Take these crackpots out of here and promise never to bring them back
!ÍÊøì áæ ÅÑÊßÈæÇ ÌÑíãÉ ÞÊá Even if they've committed a murder!
ãÓÇÁ ÇáÎíÑ ÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí Ãã íÌÈ Ãä ÃÞæá ÓíÏÉ Good evening Miss Courtney or should l say Miz
ÃÑÌæß áÇ ÊÐßøÑäí ÈÍÇÏËÉ ÇáÃãÓ ÇáãÄÓÝÉ Please don't remind me of last night's unfortunate incident
ÂÓÝ Sorry
Âãá ÈÃäøß ÞÏ ÔÑÍÊ ááÓíÏÉ ÇáåäÏíÉ ÇáÝÑÞ Èíä ãÌÇäí æÚÑÖ ãÌÇäí l hope you've explained to your lndian lady the difference between Free and Free Offer
ÃÌá¡ áÞÏ ÝåãÊåÇ! áÇ ÊÞáÞí¡ ÝåÐÇ áä íÍÏË ËÇäíÉð Yes, she understands it! Don't worry, it won't happen again
ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¡ ÃäÇ ÃÈÍË Úä ÌãíáÉ ÑÇäÌÇÊ Excuse me! l'm looking for a Jamila Ranjhatt
- åá ÊÝßøÑ ÈãÇ ÃÝßøÑ Èå¿ - Âãá ÈÃä áÇ íßæä ÇáÃãÑ ßÐáß - Are you thinking what l'm thinking? - l hope not
áãÇÐÇ ÊÑíÏ ÌãíáÉ¿ Why do you want Jamila?
áÞÏ ØáÈÊ ÏÑÇÌÉ ÕÛíÑÉ ãäÇ ÞÈá ÔåÑ æáã ÊÏÝÚ áäÇ She ordered a mini bike from us over a month ago and she hasn't paid us
áÞÏ ÃÑÓáäÇ áåÇ 3 ÝæÇÊíÑ We've sent her three invoices
- åá åí ÝÚáÇð ØáÈÊ ÇáÏÑÇÌÉ¿ - Ãæå ÃÌá¡ áÞÏ ÃÑÓáÊ ÇáÞÓíãÉ - She actually ordered the bike - Oh yes, she sent in the coupon
- åÇ åí - Ãæ ßáÇ¡ áÞÏ ÝÚáÊåÇ ËÇäíÉð - Here it is - Oh no, she's done it again
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