1 00:00:37,491 --> 00:00:40,051 - ãÓÇÁ ÇáÎíÑ ÌãíÚÇð - ãÓÇÁ ÇáÎíÑ - Good evening everyone - Good evening 2 00:00:40,973 --> 00:00:43,187 - ãÓÇÁ ÇáÎíÑ - íÇ Åáåí íÇ ÑÇäÌíÊ - Good evening - Good heaven Ranjeet 3 00:00:43,322 --> 00:00:44,359 ÃäÊ åäÇ Ýí ÇáãæÚÏ You're actually here on time 4 00:00:44,505 --> 00:00:46,097 - ÃÌá - ÃÍÓäÊ - Yes - Well done 5 00:00:47,985 --> 00:00:51,649 ÃÌá¡ ÔßÑÇð ÎæÇä æÔßÑÇð Úáì ÍãáåÇ Yes, thank you Juan and thank you for carrying it 6 00:00:54,375 --> 00:00:55,967 ÃÌá¡ ÔßÑÇð ÌÒíáÇð Yes, thank you very much 7 00:01:03,126 --> 00:01:07,597 - ÃíøåÇ ÇáÒÇÍÝ ÇáÅÓÈÇäí- ÃíåÇ ÇáÅíØÇáí - You Spanish creeper - You ltalian 8 00:01:07,726 --> 00:01:08,681 !ÍÓäÇð¡ ÅåÏÃæÇ ÌãíÚßã All right, settle down everybody! 9 00:01:08,806 --> 00:01:10,842 áÏíäÇ ÇáßËíÑ ãä ÇáÚãá ÇááíáÉ We've got a lot of work to do tonight 10 00:01:12,886 --> 00:01:14,239 ÇáãÚÐÑÉ ãä ÝÖáß Excuse please 11 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:16,482 - ÝÞØ ÃÌáÓ áÏÞíÞÉ íÇ Úáí¡ åáøÇ ÝÚáÊ¿ - áÇ ÔßÑÇð - Just sit down a minute Ali, will you? - No thank you 12 00:01:16,606 --> 00:01:18,597 ÃäÇ ÝÞØ ÂÊö áÃÎÈÑß ÈÃäí áä ÂÊí l am only coming to tell you l am not coming 13 00:01:18,726 --> 00:01:20,523 - áä ÊÃÊí¿ - ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß - Not coming? - Yes please 14 00:01:20,886 --> 00:01:22,604 ãÓÊÍíá Ãä ÊÛÇÏÑ æÃäÊ Ýí æÓØ ÇáÝÕá ÇáÏÑÇÓí You can't leave in the middle of a term 15 00:01:22,686 --> 00:01:24,517 ÃÞÕÏ Ãäß æÕáÊ Åáì ãÓÊæì ÌíÏ! áã ÊÑíÏ Ãä ÊÛÇÏÑ¿ l mean you were doing quite well! Why do you want to leave? 16 00:01:24,646 --> 00:01:28,480 - Ãæå íÇ ááÕÏãÉ! ÃäÇ Ãßæä ÑÇÈÍÇð ÈÇáÍÝÑ - ÑÇÈÍ ÈÇáÍÝÑ¿ - Oh blimey, l am coming up on the puddles - Coming up on the puddles? 17 00:01:28,606 --> 00:01:32,076 - ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß¡ ÍÝÑ ßÑÉ ÇáÞÏã¿ - ÊÞÕÏ ÑåÇäÇÊ ßÑÉ ÇáÞÏã - Yes please, the football puddles? - The football pools 18 00:01:32,206 --> 00:01:35,516 ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß! ÃäÇ ÍÇÕá Úáì ÓÍÈÇÊ Çá8 äÞÇØ Yes please! l am getting eight scoring draws 19 00:01:35,886 --> 00:01:39,037 - ßã ÓÍÈÉ Úáì ÇáÞÓíãÉ¿ - ÝÞØ Çá8 ÇáÊí ÃÍÕá Úáíåä - How many draws on the coupons? - Only the eight l am getting 20 00:01:39,806 --> 00:01:41,159 åíå¡ ßã ÑÈÍÊ¿ Hey how much you win? 21 00:01:41,286 --> 00:01:44,278 Ãæå íÇááÕÏãÉ! ÞÏ íßæä äÕÝ ãáíæä Ìäíå Oh blimey, it could be half a million pounds 22 00:01:44,886 --> 00:01:46,524 íÇ ãÑíã ÇáÚÐÑÇÁ Santa Maria 23 00:01:46,886 --> 00:01:51,960 ÃäÇ ÓÚíÏ ÌÏÇð ãä ÃÌáß! áÃäøß ÕÏíÞí ÇáãÝÖøá l'm very happy for you! Because you're my best friend 24 00:01:52,886 --> 00:01:54,638 Åäøå ÃíÖÇð ÕÏíÞí He's also my friend 25 00:01:56,126 --> 00:01:58,560 æÕÏíÞí And mine 26 00:01:59,966 --> 00:02:03,561 - ÃäÇ ÇáÕÏíÞ ÇáÍÞíÞí áÚáí - ÃäÊ¿ - l am the true friend of Ali - You? 27 00:02:04,046 --> 00:02:07,561 !áßä ØÈÚÇð! äÍä ÝÚáíÇð ÃÎæÉ ÈÇáÏã But of course! We are practically bloody brothers! 28 00:02:08,806 --> 00:02:12,162 - ÅÚÊÞÏÊ Åäøß áÇ ÊÍÈ ÇáãÓáãíä - ÃäÇ ÃÍÈ ÇáãÓáãíä - l thought you didn't like Muslims - l love Muslims 29 00:02:12,286 --> 00:02:14,800 !ÎÇÕÉð ÚäÏãÇ íßæäæä ãÇáßíä áäÕÝ ãáíæä Ìäíå Especially when they are having half a million pounds! 30 00:02:15,366 --> 00:02:16,594 ÍÓäÇð¡ áÇ ÃÚÑÝ ãÇÐÇ ÃÞæá íÇ Úáí Well, l don't know what to say Ali 31 00:02:16,726 --> 00:02:18,478 ÃÚäí ÃäÇ ãÓÑæÑ ááÛÇíÉ ãä ÃÌáß ØÈÚÇð l mean l'm very pleased for you of course 32 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:21,245 - ÃäÇ ÃíÖÇð Ãßæä ãÓÑæÑ ÌÏÇð ãä ÃÌáí - ãÇÐÇ ÓÊÝÚá¿ - l am also being very pleased for me - What will you do? 33 00:02:21,366 --> 00:02:23,596 Ãæå íÇááÕÏãÉ! ÃäÇ ÐÇåÈ Åáì ÇáÓÑíÑ Oh blimey, l am going to the bed 34 00:02:23,966 --> 00:02:25,684 - Åáì ÇáÓÑíÑ¿ - ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß - To bed? - Yes please 35 00:02:25,806 --> 00:02:29,515 ãÚ ßá åÐå ÇáäÞæÏ¡ ÃäÇ Ãßæä ãÍÊÇÌÇð Ãä ÃÚãá¡ áÐÇ ÓÃÐåÈ ááÓÑíÑ With all that money, l'm not needing to be working, so l'm going to bed 36 00:02:29,646 --> 00:02:33,082 - ÊÞÕÏ Åäøß ÓÊÊÞÇÚÏ - ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ÌÏÇð - You mean you're going to retire - Most definitely 37 00:02:33,206 --> 00:02:34,924 ÃäÊ ãÊÃßÏ ÌÏÇð ãä Ãäøß ÍÕáÊ Úáì ÓÍÈÇÊ Çá8 äÞÇØ¿ You're quite sure you've got eight score draws? 38 00:02:35,046 --> 00:02:37,162 Ãæå ÃÌá¡ áÏí äÓÎÉ Oh yes, l got the copy 39 00:02:37,286 --> 00:02:39,641 ÊÝÖá ãä ÝÖáß¡ ÇáÊí æÖÚÊ ÚáÇãÇÊ ÚáíåÇ Here please, the ones l'm ticking off 40 00:02:40,606 --> 00:02:43,757 ÃÑì Ðáß. Úáí¡ áÇ ÃÚÊÞÏ Ãäøß ÓÊÊÞÇÚÏ ÇáÂä I see. Ali, l don't think you're going to retire just yet 41 00:02:43,886 --> 00:02:46,241 - ÊÞÕÏ Åäøå áã íÑÈÍ ÓÍÈÇÊ Çá8¿ - Ãæ ÃÌá - You mean he's not gotta eight draws? - Oh yes 42 00:02:46,646 --> 00:02:48,204 - ÍÕá Úáì 8... ÍÕá Úáì 8 ÓÍÈÇÊ - ÌíÏ - He's gotta eight... he's got eight draws - Good 43 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:50,762 !áßä áíÓÊ ßáåÇ Úáì äÝÓ ÇáÎØ But they're not all on the same line! 44 00:02:50,886 --> 00:02:53,480 - ãÇ ÇáÝÑÞ ÇáøÐí Ðáß ÍÇÏËå¿ - íÚäí Ãäøß áã ÊÑÈÍ Ãí ÔíÁ - What difference is that making? - lt means you haven't won anything 45 00:02:54,366 --> 00:02:56,755 - áÇ ÔíÁ Úáì ÇáÅØáÇÞ¿ - áÇ ÔíÁ Úáì ÇáÅØáÇÞ - Notting at all? - Notting at all 46 00:02:57,606 --> 00:02:58,721 !Ìãíá Bellos! 47 00:03:00,526 --> 00:03:02,721 !ãÌäæä Loco! 48 00:03:04,886 --> 00:03:08,640 åÐÇ ØÈíÚí ÈÇáäÓÈÉ Åáì ÃÍãÞ ãÓáã! áÇ ÚÞá ãä Ãí äæÚ That is typical of that Muslim twit! No brains whatsoever 49 00:03:08,806 --> 00:03:11,161 Ãæå íÇááÕÏãÉ¡ ÃäÊ ÊÛíøÑ äÈÑÊß Oh blimey, you are changing tune 50 00:03:11,286 --> 00:03:14,915 ÚäÏãÇ Êßæä ãÝßÑÇð Ãääí Ûäí ÌÏÇð ßäÊ ÃÎí Ýí ÇáÏã When you are thinking that l am very wealthy you are being my bloody brother 51 00:03:18,606 --> 00:03:21,074 !áÇ ÊÏÚæäí ÈÇáÛÈí ÃíøåÇ ÇáÞÑÏ ÇáãáÊÍí Don't you call me stupid you bearded baboon! 52 00:03:21,206 --> 00:03:23,242 ÅåÏ ßáÇßãÇ æÅÌáÓÇ Quiet the pair of you and sit down 53 00:03:23,366 --> 00:03:25,596 ÃÝÊÑÖ Ãäøß ÈÇÞö ÇáÂä íÇ Úáí l presume you're staying now Ali 54 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,595 - ÃäÇ ÈÇÞö ÇáÂä ÃÌá - ÌíÏ - l'm staying now, yes - Good 55 00:03:29,046 --> 00:03:32,755 åÐå ÇááíáÉ ÃÚÊÞÏ ÅääÇ ÓäÌÑÈ ÈÚÖ ÇáÅÓÊÎÏÇãÇÊ ÇáÚãáíÉ ááøÛÉ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ Now this evening l thought we'd try some practical use of the English language 56 00:03:32,886 --> 00:03:36,799 ãä ÎáÇá ÊãËíá ãæÇÞÝ ãÊäæøÚÉ ÞÏ ÊæÇÌåæäåÇ Ýí ÍíÇÊßã By acting out various situations that you might come across in real life 57 00:03:37,286 --> 00:03:40,198 - ÇáÂä¡ ÓäÈÏà ãÚß íÇ ÊÇÑæ - Âå ÅÐÇð - Now, we'll start with you Taro - ''Aso'' 58 00:03:44,046 --> 00:03:48,915 - ÇáÂä ÃäÊ ÐÇåÈ Åáì ÇáãÕÑÝ - ãÕÑÝæ¡ ÃÌá - Now, you are going to the bank - Banko, yes 59 00:03:49,886 --> 00:03:52,605 - Åáì Ãíä ÃäÊ ÐÇåÈ¿ - ãÕÑÝæ - Where are you going? - Banko 60 00:03:53,126 --> 00:03:56,482 - ßáÇ¡ ÅäøäÇ äÊÙÇåÑ ÈÃäå ãÕÑÝ ÝÞØ - äÊÙÇåÑæ¿ - No, it's only a pretend bank - Pletendo? 61 00:03:56,606 --> 00:04:01,521 ÃÌáæ! ÓäÊÎíøá Ãä åÐå ÇáØÇæáÉ åí ØÇæáÉ ÇáãÕÑÝ æÃäÇ ãæÙÝ åäÇß Yeso! We'll imagine this table is the bank counter and l am the bank clerk 62 00:04:01,646 --> 00:04:04,604 æÃäÊ ÒÈæä ÞÇÏã áÊÕÑÝ ÕßÇð And you are a customer and you're coming to cash a cheque 63 00:04:04,726 --> 00:04:06,637 - ÍÓäÇð¿ - Ãæßí - All right? - Ok 64 00:04:07,286 --> 00:04:11,518 - ÕÈÇÍ ÇáÎíÑ ÓíÏí - Åäøå áíÓ æÞÊ ÕÈÇÍ ÇáÎíÑ - Good morning Sir - lt is not good morning time 65 00:04:11,966 --> 00:04:14,924 Åäå æÞÊ ÊÕÈÍ Úáì ÎíÑ lt is good night time 66 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:18,243 ÃÌá Åäå ßÐáß ÇáÂä! áßä äÍä äÊÙÇåÑ ÝÍÓÈ Yes, it is now! But we are just pretending 67 00:04:18,646 --> 00:04:21,206 - Âå ÅÐÇð¡ ÅÓÊãá - ÔßÑÇð - Aso, Cally on - Thank you 68 00:04:21,646 --> 00:04:23,238 - ÕÈÇÍ ÇáÎíÑ ÓíÏí - áÍÙÉ æÇÍÏÉ - Good morning Sir - One moment 69 00:04:23,366 --> 00:04:27,120 - ãÇ ÇáÃãÑ ÇáÂä¿ - åá ÃäÊã ãÕÑÝ ÈÇÑßáÇíÒ Ãã ãÏáÇäÏæ¿ - What is it now? - Are you Barclays or Midlando? 70 00:04:28,287 --> 00:04:30,482 áíÓ åÐÇ åæ Çáãåã! ãíÏáÇäÏ ÅÐÇ ßÇäÊ Êáß ÑÛÈÊß lt doesn't really matter! Midland if you like 71 00:04:30,607 --> 00:04:32,882 - ÕÈÇÍ ÇáÎíÑ ÓíÏí - ãÚ ÇáÓáÇãÉ - Good morning Sir - Goodbye 72 00:04:36,046 --> 00:04:37,559 ãÚ ÇáÓáÇãÉ¿ Goodbye? 73 00:04:38,126 --> 00:04:44,918 ãíÏáÇäÏæ áíÓ ãÕÑÝíæ! ÈÇÑßáÇíÒ åæ ãÕÑÝíæ Midlando not my banko! Barclays my banko 74 00:04:45,046 --> 00:04:47,162 ÌÓäÇð¡ Ýáíßä ÈÇÑßáÇíÒ All right, it's Barclays 75 00:04:47,286 --> 00:04:49,754 - ÕÈÇÍ ÇáÎíÑ ÓíÏí¿ - ÕÈÇÍ ÇáÎíÑ - Good morning Sir - Good morning 76 00:04:50,286 --> 00:04:53,164 - åá ÊÑÛÈ ÈÃä ÊÕÑÝ ÕßÇð¿ - ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáßæ - You wish to cash a cheque? - Yes pleaso 77 00:04:53,286 --> 00:04:54,924 ÌíÏ! ßã ÇáãÈáÛ¿ 10 ÌäíåÇÊ¿ Good! How much? Ten pounds? 78 00:04:55,046 --> 00:04:57,002 - ÚÔÑæä¿ ËáÇËæä¿ - ËáÇËæä - Twenty? Thirty? - Thirty 79 00:04:57,126 --> 00:05:00,038 - æßíÝ ÊÑíÏåÇ¿ - ÃÑíÏåÇ äÞæÏÇð ãä ÝÖáß - And how do you want it? - ln money please 80 00:05:01,206 --> 00:05:04,482 ÃÌá áßä åá ÊÑíÏ 30 ÈÝÆÉ ÇáÚÔÑÇÊ¡ ÇáÌäíåÇÊ Ãã ÎãÓÇÊ Ãã ãÇÐÇ¿ Yes but do you want thirty in tens, ones or fives or what? 81 00:05:04,606 --> 00:05:09,680 - åá ÃÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÃÍÕá Úáì ÝÆÉ Çá35¿ - ßáÇ¡ Ðáß Óíßæä 150 Ìäíå - Can l have thirty fives? - No, that would be 150 pounds 82 00:05:09,806 --> 00:05:12,923 - ÃÚÊÐá áÎØÆíæ - áÇ ÊÞáÞ - Solly for mistako - Not to worry 83 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:14,604 ÔßÑÇð íÇ ÊÇÑæ! Ðáß áã íßä ÓíÆÇð Thank you Taro! That wasn't too bad 84 00:05:14,726 --> 00:05:16,842 ÇáÂä¡ ãä íÌÈ Ãä íßæä ÇáÊÇáí¿ Âå¡ ÏÇäíÇá Now, who should we have next? Ah, Danielle 85 00:05:21,526 --> 00:05:25,201 ÃäÊ ÃáØÝ ãÕÑÝí ÑÃíÊå You are the nicest banker l've seen 86 00:05:25,646 --> 00:05:29,161 ÃÌá¡ ÍÓäÇð äÍä áÓäÇ Ýí ÇáãÕÑÝ ÇáÂä! ÃÑíÏßö Ãä ÊÊÎíáí ÔíÆÇð ãÎÊáÝÇð Yes, well we're not in the bank now! l want you to imagine something different 87 00:05:29,726 --> 00:05:33,241 - ÃäÇ áÏíø ãÎíáÉ ÌíÏÉ ÌÏÇð - ÃäÇ ãÊÃßøÏ ãä Ðáß - l have a very good imagination - l'm sure you have 88 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:37,644 ÇáÂä¡ ÃäÊö ÊÏÎáíä ãßÊÈ ÈÑíÏ æÃäÇ ãæÙÝ ÇáãßÊÈ Now you are going into a post office and l am the assistant 89 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:43,245 - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¡ åá ÊÓÊØíÚ ãÓÇÚÏÊí¿ - ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ÓíÏÊí¡ ãÇÐÇ ÊÑíÏíä¿ - Excuse me, can you help me? - Certainly Madam! What is it you wish? 90 00:05:43,606 --> 00:05:45,722 ßã ÓÚÑ ÅÑÓÇá ÑÓÇáÉ¿ How much is it a letter to post? 91 00:05:46,206 --> 00:05:49,994 - åá åí áÔÎÕ Ýí ÅäßáÊÑÇ¿ - ßáÇ¡ ÅäåÇ ÑÓÇáÉ ÓæíÓÑíÉ - ls it someone in England? - No, no it's a Swiss letter 92 00:05:50,126 --> 00:05:53,755 - ÑÓÇáÉ ÓæíÓÑíÉ¿ - ÃÌá¡ ÃäÇ ÃßÊÈ ÑÓÇáÉ Åáì ÕÏíÞí Ýí ÓæíÓÑÇ - A Swiss letter? - Yes, l write to my boyfriend in Switzerland 93 00:05:53,886 --> 00:05:57,242 ÍÓäÇð¡ ãä ÇáÃÕÍ Ãä ÊÞæáí Åäßö ÊÑíÏíä ÅÑÓÇá ÑÓÇáÉ Åáì ÓæíÓÑÇ æáíÓ ÑÓÇáÉ ÓæíÓÑíÉ Well, it's more correct to say you want to send a letter to Switzerland not a Swiss letter 94 00:05:57,366 --> 00:06:00,005 ãä Çáããßä Ãä íßæä ÇáãæÞÝ ãÍÑÌÇð ááÛÇíÉ áæ ßäÊö ÊßÊÈíä ÑÓÇáÉ Åáì ÝÑäÓÇ lt could be very embarrassing if you were writing to somebody in France 95 00:06:01,886 --> 00:06:03,763 - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - áÇ íåã - Excuse me? - lt doesn't matter 96 00:06:04,126 --> 00:06:07,243 ÃäÇ ãÚÊÞÏÉ Ãääí ÈÍÇÌÉ Åáì ÏÑæÓ ÅäßáíÒíÉ ÅÖÇÝíÉ l am thinking l need some extra English lessons 97 00:06:07,366 --> 00:06:09,755 ÑÈãÇ ÃÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÃÈÞì åäÇ ãÚß ÈÚÏ ÇáÏÑÓ Maybe l could stay here with you after the class 98 00:06:09,886 --> 00:06:11,922 áÇ ÃÚÊÞÏ Ãä ÈÅãßÇääÇ ÝÚá Ðáß l don't think we could do that 99 00:06:12,286 --> 00:06:16,165 ÍÓäÇð¡ ÃäÇ ÂÊí Åáì ÈíÊß æÊÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÊÚáãäí ÇáßËíÑ Well l come home with you and you could teach me a lot 100 00:06:16,286 --> 00:06:19,676 ÃÌá¡ ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ãä Ãäí ÃÓÊØíÚ! áßä ÃÚÊÞÏ Ãäßö ÊÚÑÝíä ÈãÇ Ýíå ÇáßÝÇíÉ ÃÕáÇð Yes l'm sure l could! But l think you know quite sufficient already 101 00:06:19,806 --> 00:06:25,995 - ÇáÂä¡ åá åäÇáß ÔíÁ ÂÎÑ ÊÑíÏíäå¿ - ÃÌá¡ áßä áÇ ÃÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÃÎÈÑß åäÇ - Now, is there anything else you want? - Yes but l cannot tell you here 102 00:06:27,526 --> 00:06:31,963 - ãä ãßÊÈ ÇáÈÑíÏ - ßáÇ áÇ ÔíÁ - From the post office - No, nothing 103 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:34,881 ÍÓäÇð¡ ÔßÑÇð ÏÇäíÇá¡ åÐÇ íÝí ÈÇáÛÑÖ Well alright, thank you Danielle, that will do 104 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:39,479 - ÇáÂä íÇ ÎæÇä - ÃÌá¡ ÓíÏí - Now, Juan - Si senor 105 00:06:39,606 --> 00:06:42,678 - ÃäÊ ÐÇåÈ Åáì ãßÊÈ æÙÇÆÝ - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - You're going to the Employment Exchange - Por Favore 106 00:06:43,046 --> 00:06:46,925 - ÃäÊ ÐÇåÈ ááÍÕæá Úáì æÙíÝÉ - ßáÇ¡ ÃäÇ ÃÕáÇð áÏíø æÙíÝÉ - You are going to get a job - No, l already have a job 107 00:06:47,046 --> 00:06:49,241 ÃÌá¡ ÃÚáã Ðáß¡ äÍä äÝÊÑÖ Ãäøß áÓÊ ßÐáß Yes l know that, we're assuming you don't 108 00:06:49,366 --> 00:06:51,482 æÃäÊ ÐÇåÈ Åáì ãßÊÈ ÇáæÙÇÆÝ ááÍÕæá Úáì æÇÍÏÉ And you're going to the Employment Exchange to get one 109 00:06:51,606 --> 00:06:54,916 - æßãÇ ÔÑÍÊ áÊÇÑæ¡ äÍä äÊÙÇåÑ - áÇ ÈÃÓ - As l explained to Taro, we're pretending - lt's alright 110 00:06:56,046 --> 00:06:58,799 - ÇáÂä¡ ãÇ ÅÓãß¿ - ÃäÊ ÊÚÑÝ ÅÓãí - Now, what is your name? - You already know my name 111 00:06:59,966 --> 00:07:02,241 ÃäÇ ÃÚáã áßä ÇáãæÙÝ åäÇß áÇ íÚáã l do but the clerk at the job desk doesn't 112 00:07:02,366 --> 00:07:06,678 Âå¡ ÃÌá¡ ÎæÇä ßÇÑÇÝÇäÊíÓ ÈÇÑÇ ÓíÑÝíáí Ah, si! Juan Cervantes para Serville 113 00:07:07,366 --> 00:07:10,278 - åá ÃäÊ ãÊÒæÌ¿ - ÃÌá - Are you married? - Si 114 00:07:11,046 --> 00:07:15,597 ÃäÇ ãÊÒæÌ ãä ÌíäÇ áæáÇÈÑíÌíÏÇ l married to Gina Lollabrigida 115 00:07:17,966 --> 00:07:22,278 - áÇ Êßä ÓÎíÝÇð - äÍä äÊÙÇåÑ - Don't be ridiculous - Pretending 116 00:07:24,046 --> 00:07:25,479 !ÛáÈÊäí¡ ÍÓäÇð Touche', alright! 117 00:07:25,886 --> 00:07:30,118 - ãÇ äæÚ ÇáæÙíÝÉ ÇáÊí ÊÈÍË ÚäåÇ¿ - æÙíÝÉ ÝíåÇ äÞæÏ ßËíÑÉ - What sort of a job are you looking for? - Plenty money job 118 00:07:30,606 --> 00:07:34,485 ÝåãÊ æãÇ åæ ÇáÚãá ÇáÐí ÊÑíÏ ÝÚáå áßÓÈ Êáß ÇáäÞæÏ ÇáßËíÑÉ¿ l see and what is the work you want to do in order to earn this plenty money? 119 00:07:34,606 --> 00:07:35,925 !Þáíá ÌÏÇð Plenty little! 120 00:07:37,046 --> 00:07:39,844 ÍÓäÇð íÇ ÎæÇä! ÔßÑÇð! åÐÇ íßÝí Alright Juan! Thank you! That will be sufficient 121 00:07:39,966 --> 00:07:42,878 !ááÃÓÝ¡ áÞÏ ÃÍÈÈÊåÇ! ÅäåÇ áÚÈÉ ÌíÏÉ ÌÏÇð Pity, l like it! A very good game! 122 00:07:44,286 --> 00:07:47,517 ÔßÑÇð! ÇáÂä¡ ÑÇäÌíÊ Thank you! Now, Ranjeet 123 00:07:50,286 --> 00:07:52,242 ãÇ ÃäÊ ãÑíÏ ãäí Ãä ÃÝÚáå¿ What is it you are wanting me to do? 124 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:56,599 - ÃäÊ ÐÇåÈ Åáì ÇáÚíÇÏÉ - æãÇ åí ØÈíÚÉ ÔßæÇí¿ - You are going to the Doctor's - What is the nature of my complaint? 125 00:07:56,726 --> 00:08:00,605 - áäÞá Ãäøß áÇ ÊÔÚÑ ÈÎíÑ ÝÍÓÈ - áßäí Ýí ÃÍÓä ÍÇá - Let's just say you don't feel well - But l'm never feeling better 126 00:08:00,686 --> 00:08:04,235 - ÊÙÇåÑ ÈÃäøß ãÕÇÈ ÈÇáÈÑÏ - ÈÇÑÏ ãÇÐÇ¿ - Pretend you have a cold - A cold what? 127 00:08:06,366 --> 00:08:08,163 ÍÓäÇð¡ áääÓì ãæÖæÚ ÇáÈÑÏ Alright, let's forget about the cold 128 00:08:08,286 --> 00:08:11,198 - ÝÞØ ÊÎíøá Åäøß ÊÔÚÑ ÈÃáã - ÌíÏ ÌÏÇð ÓíÏí - Just imagine you have a pain - Very well sir 129 00:08:12,886 --> 00:08:13,875 ÍÓäÇð¡ ÅÓÊãÑ Well go on 130 00:08:14,646 --> 00:08:19,083 ÃáÝ ÅÚÊÐÇÑ! ÃäÇ ÃäÊÙÑß áÊÞæá: ÇáÊÇáí ãä ÝÖáß A thousand apologies! l am waiting for you to say 'Next please' 131 00:08:19,206 --> 00:08:24,564 - ÇáØÈíÈ ÏÇÆãÇð íÞæá: ÇáÊÇáí ãä ÝÖáß - ÇáÊÇáí ãä ÝÖáß - Doctor always say 'Next please' - Next please 132 00:08:25,966 --> 00:08:28,241 - ÕÈÇÍ ÇáÎíÑ ÏßÊæÑ - ÕÈÇÍ ÇáÎíÑ - Good morning Doctor - Good morning 133 00:08:28,366 --> 00:08:31,995 - ãÇ åí ÇáãÔßáÉ¿ - áÏíø Ãáã ÝÙíÚ - And what seems to be the trouble? - l have a terrible pain 134 00:08:32,126 --> 00:08:34,560 - Ãíä¿ Ýí ãÎíøáÊí - Where? - ln my imagination 135 00:08:36,646 --> 00:08:39,035 ãä ÇáãÝÑæÖ Ãä ÊÊÙÇåÑ ÈÃäø ÇáÃáã ÍÞíÞí You're supposed to be pretending it's a real pain 136 00:08:39,606 --> 00:08:41,961 !ÃáÝ ÅÚÊÐÇÑ ËÇäíÉð A thousand apologies again! 137 00:08:42,646 --> 00:08:45,285 - áÏíø Ãáã ÝÙíÚ ÍÞíÞí - ÌíÏ - l have a real terrible pain - Good 138 00:08:45,646 --> 00:08:48,683 - Ãíä ÇáÃáã¿ - Ýí ÞÏãí - Where is this pain? - ln my foot 139 00:08:50,886 --> 00:08:52,717 ÚÞáå íÄáãå His brains are hurting 140 00:08:54,126 --> 00:08:58,597 - ãÄÎÑÊß ÓÊÄáãß ÈÚÏ ÏÞíÞÉ - íÇááÕÏãÉ ÃäÊ áÇ ÊÓÊØíÚ ÍÊì Ãä ÊßÓÑ ÎÈÒÉ - Your backside will be hurting in a moment - Blimey you couldn't even crack a poppadom 141 00:08:58,726 --> 00:09:01,559 - ÃäÇ ÃÚØíß áßãÉ - ÃäÇ ÃÚØíß áßãÇÊ - l give you bunches of fivers - l give you bunches of tenners 142 00:09:05,726 --> 00:09:07,000 ÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí Miss Courtney 143 00:09:07,126 --> 00:09:08,684 ãÇ ÇáÐí íÍÏË åäÇ ÈÍÞ ÇáÌÍíã¿ What on earth is going on in here? 144 00:09:08,806 --> 00:09:10,762 ßäÇ äÃÎÐ ÈÚÖ ÇáÏÑæÓ ÇáÚãáíÉ We were just having a few practical lessons 145 00:09:10,886 --> 00:09:14,674 - Ýí ãÇÐÇ¡ ÇáÞÊÇá ÇáÃÚÒá¿ - ÞÏ íßæä ãÝíÏÇð - What in, unarmed combat? - lt might come in useful 146 00:09:14,806 --> 00:09:19,926 ÍÓäÇð¡ ÃÎÔì Ãäø ØáÇÈß ÓíÝÊÞÏæäß áÝÊÑÉ Well l'm afraid your students will have to do without you for a little while 147 00:09:20,046 --> 00:09:23,163 - ÃäÊ ãØáæÈ Ýí ãÑßÒ ÇáÔÑØÉ - ãÑßÒ ÇáÔÑØÉ¿ - You're wanted down at the police station - The police station? 148 00:09:23,286 --> 00:09:25,242 áÇ ÏÇÚí áÊÈÏæ ãÐäÈÇð! ÝÃäÊ áã ÊÝÚá ÔíÆÇð There's no need to look so guilty! lt's nothing you've done 149 00:09:25,646 --> 00:09:28,240 Åäå ÈÎÕæÕ ÃÍÏ ØáÇÈß! ÇáÓíÏÉ ÇáåäÏíÉ lt's about one of your students! The lndian lady 150 00:09:28,646 --> 00:09:31,240 - ÌãíáÉ¿ åá ÍÏË áåÇ ÔíÁ¿ - ÃÌá - Jamila? Has anything happened to her? - Yes 151 00:09:31,606 --> 00:09:34,564 !ÃÚÊÞáæåÇ ÈÊåãÉ ÓÑÞÉ ãÍá She's been arrested for shoplifting! 152 00:09:37,816 --> 00:09:39,169 ãÑÍÈÇ Hello 153 00:09:39,422 --> 00:09:40,571 ÇáÔÑØí æáßäÒ¿ Constable Wilkings? 154 00:09:40,942 --> 00:09:43,615 Ãíä ÃäÊ ÈÍÞ ÇáÔíØÇä¿ ÇáãÝÑæÖ Ãä Êßæä åäÇ ÇáÂä Where the devil are you? You should've been back here by now 155 00:09:44,062 --> 00:09:47,896 ÚÐÑÇð¿ ßáÇ áä ÃÑÓá ÓíÇÑÉ ÔÑØÉ ãä ÃÌáß Pardon? No I will not send a Panda car for you 156 00:09:48,302 --> 00:09:51,658 áÇ íåãøäí ÞíÇã ÃÍÏåã ÈÓÑÞÉ ÏÑÇÌÊß! ÃÓÑÞ ÏÑÇÌÉ ÔÎÕ ÂÎÑ l don't care if somebody has pinched your bicycle! Pinch somebody else's 157 00:09:54,342 --> 00:09:56,617 åá ÊÑÛÈíä ÈßæÈ ãä ÇáÔÇí¿ Would you like a cup of tea? 158 00:10:00,782 --> 00:10:04,661 ÔÇí¡ ßæÈ! ÌÇÑ Tea, cup! ''Char'' 159 00:10:04,782 --> 00:10:11,017 ÌÇÑ¡ ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß áÇ ÔßÑð! 4 ÓßÑ Char, yes please no thank you! 4 sugar 160 00:10:11,142 --> 00:10:12,814 áÇ äåÑÈí Don't run away 161 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:17,900 ÌãíáÉ! åá ÃäÊö ÈÎíÑ¿ Jamila! Are you all right? 162 00:10:22,062 --> 00:10:23,017 ãÇÐÇ ÞÇáÊ íÇ Úáí¿ What did she say Ali? 163 00:10:25,942 --> 00:10:28,536 - ÈÇáÅäßáíÒí - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ ãä ÝÖáß - ln English - Excuse me please 164 00:10:28,622 --> 00:10:31,739 ÅäåÇ ÊÞæá ÈÃäåÇ ãÓÑæÑÉ áÅääÇ ÃÊíäÇ áäÓÇÚÏåÇ Úáì ÇáåÑÈ She is saying she is very glad we are coming to help her escape 165 00:10:32,782 --> 00:10:34,340 ÅÓÃáåÇ ãÇÐÇ ÓÑÞÊ Ask her what she stole 166 00:10:43,742 --> 00:10:45,061 - ÍÓäÇð¿ - áÇ ÔíÁ - Well? - Nothing 167 00:10:45,462 --> 00:10:47,259 áÇ ÈÏ ÅäåÇ ÞÇáÊ ãÇ åæ ÃßËÑ ãä Ðáß She must have said more than that 168 00:10:47,742 --> 00:10:50,779 ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß! ÅäåÇ ÊÞæá ÈÃäåÇ ÝÞØ ÃÎÐÊ ßÊÇÈÇð ãä ßÔß ÈíÚ ÇáÕÍÝ Yes please! She is saying she only took a book from the newspapershop 169 00:10:50,902 --> 00:10:52,176 áßä ÇáßÊÇÈ ßÇä ãÌÇäíÇð But the book was free 170 00:10:52,302 --> 00:10:54,532 !áÇ ÈÏ ãä ÍÕæá ÓæÁ Ýåã There's obviously been some misunderstanding! 171 00:10:54,622 --> 00:10:56,340 ÃäÇ ÓÃÊæáì ÇáÃãÑ ãÚ ÇáÔÑØÉ l'll sort it out with the police 172 00:10:56,742 --> 00:10:59,859 - åá ÓíÑÓáæäåÇ ááÓÌä¿ - ßáÇ! áÇ ÃÙä Ãä ÇáÃãÑ ÈåÐå ÇáÌÏíÉ - Will they be sending her to prison? - No, no! l don't think it's that drastic 173 00:10:59,982 --> 00:11:02,212 ÓÃÊßáøã ãÚ ÇáÚÑíÝ! ÎãÓÉ ÌäíåÇÊ ÓÊäåí ÇáãæÖæÚ l'll have a word with the sergeant! Five pounds ought to do it 174 00:11:02,742 --> 00:11:04,698 Âå¡ ÃäÇ ÃÝåã! ÅäåÇ ÛÑÇãÉ Ah, l'm understanding! That is a fine 175 00:11:04,822 --> 00:11:07,620 ßáÇ! áíÓÊ ÈÇáÖÈØ ÛÑÇãÉ! áäÞá ÅäåÇ åÏíÉ No, no, no! Not exactly a fine! Let's say it's a little gift 176 00:11:07,982 --> 00:11:09,051 - åÏíÉ¿ - ÃÌá - Gift? - Yes 177 00:11:09,182 --> 00:11:11,855 ÅäåÇ ÚÇÏÉ ÅäßáíÒíÉ ÞÏíãÉ! ÃÓåøá ÃãÑß æÊÓåøá ÃãÑí lt's an old English custom! l scratch your back, you scratch mine 178 00:11:11,982 --> 00:11:15,292 - ÊÓåøá ÃãÑí æÃÓåøá ÃãÑß - åÐÇ ÕÍíÍ - You scratch my back, l scratch yours - That's right 179 00:11:15,702 --> 00:11:16,771 ÌíÏ ÌÏÇð! Ãíä ãæÖÚ ÇáÍßÉ ÚäÏß¿ Very well! Where are you being itchy? 180 00:11:16,902 --> 00:11:18,130 !ßáÇ¡ ßáÇ! áÇ íåã No, no, never mind! 181 00:11:18,702 --> 00:11:23,856 - ÌÇÑ - ãÓÇÁ ÎíÑ - Char - Good evening 182 00:11:25,302 --> 00:11:27,099 - ãÓÇÁ ÇáÎíÑ - ãÓÇÁ ÇáÎíÑ - Good evening - Good evening 183 00:11:27,222 --> 00:11:29,736 - åá ÃäÊ ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä¿ - ßáÇ¡ åæ ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä - Are you Mr. Brown? - No, he is Mr. Brown 184 00:11:29,862 --> 00:11:31,261 ßäÊ ÃÊßáøã Åáíå l was speaking to him 185 00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,534 Ýí åÐå ÇáÍÇáÉ¡ ßäÊ ãÍÞÇð Ýí ÇáãÑÉ ÇáÃæáì ln that case, you were right first time 186 00:11:33,662 --> 00:11:35,015 - ãä ÃäÊ¿ - Úáí äÏíã - Who are you? - Ali Nadim 187 00:11:35,142 --> 00:11:38,100 ßáÇ¡ ÃäÇ Úáí äÏíã! ÃäÊ ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä No, l am Ali Nadim! You are Mr. Brown 188 00:11:38,222 --> 00:11:41,180 ÃÌá íÇ Úáí¡ ÃäÇ ÓÃÊßáøã ÍÓäÇð¿ ÝÞØ ÃÊÑß ÇáÃãÑ áí Yes Ali, l'll do the talking, alright? You just leave it to me 189 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:43,778 ÇáÂä ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ãä ÅääÇ äÓÊØíÚ Ãä äÍÓã ÇáãæÖæÚ ÍÖÑÉ ÇáãÝÊÔ Now l'm sure we can sort this out, inspector 190 00:11:44,142 --> 00:11:46,736 ÇáãÝæÖ åæ ãä íåÊã ÈãæÖæÚ ÇáÊÑÞíÇÊ åäÇ íÇ ÓíÏí The Commissioner looks after promotions here sir 191 00:11:46,862 --> 00:11:48,853 ÃÌá¡ ÃäÊ ÊÈÏæ ßãÝÊøÔ Yes, you look like an lnspector 192 00:11:48,982 --> 00:11:50,210 ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ãä ÃäøåÇ ãÓÃáÉ æÞÊ l'm sure it's only a question of time 193 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:53,300 åá ÊÓãÍ áí ÈÃä ÃãÏÍß ÃäÊ æãÑßÒß æÇáÚãá ÇáÑÇÆÚ ÇáøÐí ÊÞæãæä Èå May l compliment you on your station and what a wonderful job you're doing 194 00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:54,332 ÔßÑÇð ÓíÏí Thank you sir 195 00:11:54,582 --> 00:11:56,618 - ÇáÂä ÈÎÕæÕ åÐå ÇáÓíÏÉ ÇáÔÇÈÉ¿ - Âå¡ ÃÌá - Now about this young lady? - Ah yes 196 00:11:56,742 --> 00:11:59,336 ÃÊæÞÚ Ãäøß ÊÑÛÈ ÈÃä ÊáÞí äÙÑÉ Úáì ÑÎÕÉ ÞíÇÏÊí l expect you'd like to have a look at my driving licence 197 00:11:59,742 --> 00:12:01,892 - áãÇÐÇ¿- áÊÊÚÑÝ Úáì åæíÊí - What for? - To verify my identity 198 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:05,014 - ÃäÊ ÞáÊ ÈÃäøß ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä - ÃÌá áßäøß ÊÑíÏ ÈÑåÇäÇð¡ ÃáíÓ ßÐáß¿ - You said you were Mr. Brown - Yes but you want some proof, don't you? 199 00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:08,134 ÃäÙÑ ÅÐÇ ÃÎÈÑÊäí ÈÃäøß ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä ÝÃäÇ ÃÕÏÞ Ðáß Look if you tell me you're Mr. Brown l accept that is the truth 200 00:12:08,262 --> 00:12:10,571 - ÃÌá áßä ÞÏ Ãßæä ßÇÐÈÇð - åá ßäÊ ÊßÐÈ¿ - Yes but l could have been lying - Were you lying? 201 00:12:10,702 --> 00:12:12,613 !ßáÇ¡ Åäå ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä No, he's definitely Mr. Brown! 202 00:12:12,742 --> 00:12:14,733 - Åäå íÞæá ÇáÍÞíÞÉ - Úáí - He is telling the truth - Ali 203 00:12:14,862 --> 00:12:18,696 - ÃÕÑø Ãä ÊáÞí äÙÑÉ Úáì ÑÎÕÉ ÞíÇÏÊí - ÍÓäÇð¡ Åä ßÇä íÑÖíß - l insist you look at my driving licence - Oh very well, if it will make you happy 204 00:12:22,422 --> 00:12:24,140 - åá åÐå ÑÎÕÊß íÇ ÓíÏí¿ - ÚÐÑÇð¿ - ls this yours sir? - Pardon? 205 00:12:24,262 --> 00:12:27,618 åÐå Çá5 ÌäíåÇÊ ßÇäÊ ÏÇÎá ÑÎÕÉ ÞíÇÏÊß This five pound note was inside you driving licence 206 00:12:27,742 --> 00:12:30,051 åá ÃäÊ ãÊÃßÏ¿ ÞÏ Êßæä ÓÞØÊ ãä ÌíÈ ÓÑæÇáß Are you sure? lt could have dropped out of your trouser pocket 207 00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:33,572 Ãæå ÃÌá æÅäåÇ ÓÞØÊ ááÃÚáì æÍØøÊ Úáì ÇáãäÖÏÉ¿ Oh yes! And dropped upwards l suppose on to the desk? 208 00:12:33,782 --> 00:12:35,579 ÑÈãÇ ßÇäÊ ãæÌæÏÉ Ýí ÃßãÇãß Perhaps you had it tucked up your sleeves 209 00:12:35,702 --> 00:12:38,580 ÃÌá æÞÏ íßæä áÏíø ÒæÌ ãä ÇáÍãÇãÇÊ Ýí ÇáÃßãÇã ÇáÃÎÑì áßäí áÓÊ ßÐáß Yes and l could have a couple of doves up the other but l haven't 210 00:12:38,702 --> 00:12:40,977 áÞÏ ßÇäÊ ÞØÚÇð Ýí ÑÎÕÊß lt was definitely in your licence 211 00:12:41,102 --> 00:12:44,333 ÃÌá ÇáÚÑíÝ Úáì ÍÞ! ÃÊÐßÑ Åäøß æÖÚÊåÇ åäÇß ÞÈá áÍÙÇÊ Yes sergeant is correct! l remember you putting it there not a moment ago 212 00:12:46,102 --> 00:12:47,091 áÞÏ äÓíÊ l forgot 213 00:12:47,222 --> 00:12:51,056 ßÇä Ðáß ÞÈá Ãä ÊÞæá: ÊÓåøá ÃãÑí æÃÓåøá ÃãÑß lt was just before you said ''You scratch my back, l scratch yours'' 214 00:12:51,182 --> 00:12:54,140 - ÔßÑÇð íÇ ÌæÑÌ æÇÔäØä - ßáÇ¡ ÃäÇ Úáí - Thank you George Washington - No l'm Ali 215 00:12:54,262 --> 00:12:56,776 ÃÌá íÇ Úáí¡ ÝÞØ ÅåÏà Yes Ali, just be quiet please 216 00:12:57,342 --> 00:13:00,732 - ÇáÂä íÇ ÍÖÑÉ ÇáÚÑíÝ¡ ÈÎÕæÕ ÇáÓíÏÉ ÇáÔÇÈÉ - ÃÌá¡ ÇáãÊåãÉ - Now sergeant, about this young lady - Yes the accused 217 00:13:00,862 --> 00:13:04,298 ÊÐßÑ ÇáÚÏÇáÉ ÇáÈÑíØÇäíÉ! ÇáãÊåã ÈÑÆ ÍÊì ÊËÈÊ ÅÏÇäÊå Remember British Justice! A person is presumed innocent until proven guilty 218 00:13:04,702 --> 00:13:06,738 - æåÐå ÇáÓíÏÉ ÇáãÓßíäÉ ÈÑíÆÉ - ÃÚáã Ðáß - And this poor lady is innocent - l know that 219 00:13:06,862 --> 00:13:09,820 ÝÞØ áÃäåÇ ãåÇÌÑÉ áÇ ÊÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÊÃÎÐ... ÚÐÑÇð¿ Just because she's an immigrant you can't go picking on - pardon? 220 00:13:09,942 --> 00:13:13,696 Ãæå¡ áÞÏ ÓÑÞÊ ÇáßÊÇÈ ÍÓäÇð áßäåÇ ÅÚÊÞÏÊ ÈÃäå ãÌÇäí Oh she pinched the book all right but she thought it was buckshee 221 00:13:14,102 --> 00:13:15,820 åá ÊÑì ãÇ ãßÊæÈ Úáì ÇáÛáÇÝ¿ See what it says on the front cover? 222 00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:19,095 - ãÌÇäí ÈÇáÏÇÎá! ãáÍÞ ãáæä - Ðáß ÕÍíÍ - Free inside! Colour supplement - That's right 223 00:13:19,222 --> 00:13:22,214 - æåí ÅÚÊÞÏÊ ÈÃä ÇáßÊÇÈ ßáøå ãÌÇäí - ÃÌá - And she thought the whole book was free - Yes 224 00:13:22,342 --> 00:13:23,775 ÅÐÇð ÇáÐäÈ áíÓ ÐäÈåÇ So it wasn't her fault 225 00:13:23,902 --> 00:13:27,053 ÅÐÇ ßÇä åäÇáß ãáÇã¡ Ýåæ ãä íÏÑÓåÇ ÇááÛÉ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ lf anyone's to blame, it's the person who's teaching her English 226 00:13:29,022 --> 00:13:32,173 ÇáÃãÑ áíÓ ÏÇÆãÇð ÓåáÇð! ÅÐÇ ßÇä åÐÇ ßá ÔíÁ ÝäÍä ãÊÝÞæä! åíÇ íÇ ÌãíáÉ lt's not always easy! Well if that's all we'll be getting along! Come along Jamila 227 00:13:32,862 --> 00:13:35,171 ÞÈá Ãä ÊÐåÈ íÇ ÓíÏí Before you go sir 228 00:13:36,662 --> 00:13:40,098 åá ÊÑÛÈ ÈÃä ÊÊÈÑøÚ áÕäÏæÞ ÇáÔÑØÉ ÇáÎíÑí¿ Would you like to make a donation to our Police charity fund? 229 00:13:40,222 --> 00:13:42,736 ÃÌá¡ ÍÓäÇð áÞÏ ÃãÓßÊ Èí Ýí áÍÙÉ ãÍÑÌÉ ÌÏÇð Yes. Well, you've caught me at a rather awkaward moment 230 00:13:42,862 --> 00:13:43,851 ãÇÐÇ Úä 5 ÌäíåÇÊ¿ What about the fiver? 231 00:13:44,422 --> 00:13:47,095 åá ÊÊÐßÑ íÇ ÓíÏí¡ Êáß ÇáøÊí áã ÊÚÊÞÏ ÈÃäøåÇ ãáßß You remember sir, the one you thought you never had 232 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:48,532 Ãæå¡ Êáß Çá5 ÌäíåÇÊ Oh, that fiver! 233 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:51,017 åá ÊÚáã ãÇ íÞæáæä íÇ ÓíÏí¡ ãÇ áÇ Êãáßå áä ÊÝÞÏå ÃÈÏÇð You know what they say sir, what you've never had you never miss 234 00:13:51,982 --> 00:13:54,735 ãÇ áã Êßä ÊÚÑÝ ÈÃäåÇ ßÇäÊ åäÇß ØæÇá ÇáæÞÊ Unless you knew it was there all the time 235 00:13:54,862 --> 00:13:58,616 Ýí Ãí ÍÇáÉ ÓÊÚÊÈÑ Öãä ÍÇáÇÊ ÇáÑÔæÉ æÇáÝÓÇÏ ln which case it would come under bribery and corruption 236 00:13:59,902 --> 00:14:03,815 ÊÓåøá ÃãÑí æÃÓåøá ÃãÑß You scratch my back and l'll scratch yours 237 00:14:08,662 --> 00:14:10,220 ÃÑì Ãä ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä áã íÚÏ ÈÚÏ l see Mr. Brown is not back 238 00:14:10,342 --> 00:14:11,570 ãÇ ÇáøÐí ÊÝÚáæäå ÍÇáíÇð¿ What are you doing at the moment? 239 00:14:11,702 --> 00:14:14,136 - äÍä äÏáÓ ÞæÇÚÏ ÇáÅäßÑíÒíÉ - ÌíÏ - We are studying our English Glammar - Good 240 00:14:14,262 --> 00:14:16,651 æÅáì Ãíä æÕáÊã¿ - ÏÚäí ÃÑì ßÊÇÈß And how far have you got? Let me see your book 241 00:14:17,862 --> 00:14:21,537 ÌíæÝÇäí¡ ÇáÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí ÊÑÛÈ ÈÑÄíÉ ßÊÇÈß Giovanni, Miss Courtney would like to see your book 242 00:14:21,662 --> 00:14:24,222 ÃÑíÏ Ãä ÃÑì ßÊÇÈß ÃäÊ l want to see your book 243 00:14:28,382 --> 00:14:29,292 ÔßÑÇð Thank you 244 00:14:32,222 --> 00:14:34,690 ÚáÇÞÇÊ ÈÇÆÚÉ åæì Úáì ÇáåÇÊÝ ''The affairs of a Call Girl'' 245 00:14:35,902 --> 00:14:39,861 ÅÚÊÞÏÊ ÅäåÇ ãÛÇãÑÇÊ ÚÇãáÉ ÈÏøÇáÉ! ÈÕÑÇÍÉ l thought it was about the adventures of a telephone operator! Honest 246 00:14:39,982 --> 00:14:41,301 !ÚÐÑ ÞÏíã A likely story! 247 00:14:43,142 --> 00:14:46,214 ÍÓäÇð¡ ÍÊì íÚæÏ ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä! ÃäÇ ÓæÝ ÂÎÐ ÇáÕÝ Well, until Mr. Brown returns l shall take the class 248 00:14:46,342 --> 00:14:53,771 - ÓíøÏÊí¡ Åáì Åíä ÓÊÃÎÐíääÇ¿ - áä ÂÎÐßã Åáì Ãíø ãßÇä - Senora, where are you taking us - l'm not taking you anywhere 249 00:14:54,262 --> 00:14:56,822 ÓÃÓÃáßã ÈÚÖ ÇáÃÓÆáÉ ÇáÚÇãÉ l shall ask you a few questions on general knowledge 250 00:14:56,942 --> 00:15:02,699 ÇáÂä ÃæáÇð¡ åá íÓÊØíÚ ÃÍÏßã ÅÎÈÇÑí ãä ÇáÞÇÆá: áÃßæä Ãæ áÇ Ãßæä¿ Now first of all, can anybody tell me who said ''To be or not to be''? 251 00:15:03,342 --> 00:15:06,812 - ÃÑÌæßö¡ ÃäÊ ááÊæ ÞáÊåÇ - ÃÌá - Please you just said it - Yes 252 00:15:07,302 --> 00:15:10,658 áßä ÞÈá Ãä ÃÞæáåÇ¡ ãä ÞÇáåÇ¿ But before l said it, who said it? 253 00:15:10,782 --> 00:15:12,613 - ÇáãÚÐáÉ ãä ÝÖÑß - ÃÌá - Excuse prease - yes 254 00:15:12,782 --> 00:15:13,692 ÇáÒÚíã ãÇæ Chairman Mao 255 00:15:15,742 --> 00:15:19,860 ÞÏ Êßæä ãÝÇÌÃÉð áßö¡ áßä åäÇáß ÂÎÑíä ßÊÈæÇ ÃÔíÇÁ ÛíÑ ÇáÒÚíã ãÇæ lt may come as a surprise to you, but other people wrote things besides Chairman Mao 256 00:15:19,982 --> 00:15:21,574 ÇáÒÚíã ãÇæ íßÊÈ ßÑøÈ ÔíÁ Chairman Mao lite everything 257 00:15:21,702 --> 00:15:27,572 åæ ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ áã íßÑÈ ÃÞÕÏ... íßÊÈ: áÃßæä Ãæ áÇ Ãßæä! ÃÍÏ ÂÎÑ íÚÑÝ¿ He certainly didn't lite - write - ''To be or not to be''! Does anybody know? 258 00:15:28,182 --> 00:15:31,333 - æáíÇã ÔßÓÈíÑ - ÕÍíÍ - William Shakespeare - Correct 259 00:15:31,702 --> 00:15:35,217 ÇáãÚÐÑÉ ãä ÝÖáß! ãä åæ æáíÇã ÇáÐÇåÈ ááÍãøÇã åÐÇ¿ Excuse please! Who is this William Spearshake? 260 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:39,933 - ÅÓãå ÔßÓÈíÑ - ÃáÝ ÅÚÊÐÇÑ - Shakespeare - A thousand apologies 261 00:15:40,662 --> 00:15:42,937 ÃáÇ ÊÚÑÝæä ÃÚãÇá ÔßÓÈíÑ¿ Are you not familiar with Shakespeare's works? 262 00:15:43,582 --> 00:15:46,540 - åá åí ÃãÇßä ßÈíÑÉ¿ - ãÇ åí ÇáÃãÇßä ÇáßÈíÑÉ¿ - ls it a big place? - ls what a big place? 263 00:15:46,942 --> 00:15:48,660 ÃÚãÇá ÔßÓÈíÑ These works of Shakespeare 264 00:15:50,702 --> 00:15:54,092 - ÃäÇ ÃÔíÑ ááÃÔíÇÁ ÇáøÊí ßÊÈåÇ - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ - l'm referring to the things he wrote - Scusi 265 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:58,814 åá íÓÊØíÚ ÃÍÏßã ÅÎÈÇÑí ãÇ åí ÇáßËÇÝÉ ÇáÓßÇäíÉ áÅäßáÊÑÇ¿ Can anybody tell me what the population of England is? 266 00:15:59,462 --> 00:16:01,214 - ÂäÓÉ ÔãíÏÊ¿ - ÃÌá¡ ÅäßáíÒ - Miss Shmidt? - Ja, English 267 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:06,014 áíÓ ÈÚÏ ÇáÂä Not any longer 268 00:16:07,582 --> 00:16:10,654 Úáì Ãí ÍÇá¡ ãÇ ÃÚäíå ßã ÚÏÏ ÇáÓßÇä¿ However, what l really meant was how many there are? 269 00:16:10,782 --> 00:16:13,580 æãÇ ÃÏÑÇäí¡ ÝÃäÇ áã ÃÚÏøåã l don't know, l haven't counted them 270 00:16:14,062 --> 00:16:16,098 ÝáÃÓÃáßã ÓÄÇáÇð ÈÓíØÇð Let me ask you a simple question 271 00:16:16,582 --> 00:16:18,652 - ÓíÏ äÇÌÇÒæãí - Âå ÅÐÇð - Mr. Nagazumi - ''Aso'' 272 00:16:21,702 --> 00:16:24,739 åá ÊÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÊÎÈÑäí ßã Èí Ýí ÇáÈÇæäÏ¿ Can you tell me how many P's there are in a pound? 273 00:16:25,422 --> 00:16:27,811 Ðáß íÚÊãÏ Úáì ÍÌã ÇáÈÒÇáíÇ Depend on size of peas 274 00:16:30,182 --> 00:16:34,221 ÃÚÊÞÏ Ãäø Úáíßã ÌãíÚÇð Ãä ÊÑÌÚæÇ áÏÑÇÓÉ ßÊÈßã ÍÊì íÕá ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä l think you'd better all go back to studying your books until Mr. Brown returns 275 00:16:35,102 --> 00:16:37,138 áÇ íãßä Ãä íÊÃÎÑ ÃßËÑ He surely can't be much longer 276 00:16:50,662 --> 00:16:52,698 ÃÊãäì áæ ÊÎÈÑäÇ áãÇÐÇ ÌáÈÊäÇ Åáì åäÇ l wish she'd tell us why she's brought us back here 277 00:16:52,822 --> 00:16:55,211 áÞÏ ÞÇáÊ ááÊæ ÅäøåÇ ãÇáßÉ ÔíÆÇð áÊÑíäÇ ÅíÇå She just said she was having something to show you 278 00:17:02,902 --> 00:17:05,621 ÅäåÇ ÞÇÆáÉ ÈÃäåÇ ÊÔßÑß áÃäøß ÃäÞÐÊåÇ ãä ÇáÔÑØÉ She is saying thank you for saving her from the police 279 00:17:05,742 --> 00:17:08,131 æÊÃãá ÈÃäøß ÓÊÝÚá äÝÓ ÇáÔíÁ Ýí ÇáãÑÉ ÇáÞÇÏãÉ And hopes you'll do the same next time 280 00:17:08,262 --> 00:17:10,298 ÍÓäÇð¡ áäÃãá Ãä áÇ Êßæä åäÇáß ãÑøÉ ÞÇÏãÉ Well let's hope there's not going to be a next time 281 00:17:17,742 --> 00:17:19,619 ÚÑÖ ãÌÇäí! ÈäÓÇä ÎÕã ãä ßá ÚáÈÉ Free Offer! 2 p. Off each tin 282 00:17:20,182 --> 00:17:22,218 - ÓæÈÑ ãÇÑßÊ - ÓæÈÑ ãÇÑßÊ - Supermark - Supermarket 283 00:17:22,662 --> 00:17:25,574 !Åäøåã ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ßÇäæÇ... Ãæå ßáÇ They've obviously been having... Oh no! 284 00:17:25,702 --> 00:17:28,933 ÚÑÖ ãÌÇäí! ÃäÊö áÇ ÊÃÎÐíä ÃÔíÇÁð ãä ÇáÓæÈÑ ãÇÑßÊ Free offer! You haven't been taking things from the supermarket 285 00:17:36,742 --> 00:17:37,777 !Ãæå íÇ Åáåí Oh dearie me! 286 00:17:37,902 --> 00:17:40,974 - !ÃäÊ Úáì ÍÞ - Ãæå íÇ Åáåí - You can say that again - Oh dearie me 287 00:17:42,342 --> 00:17:45,971 íÌÈ Ãä äÑÌÚ áÑÄíÉ ÚÑíÝ ÇáÔÑØÉ æäÓåá ÃãÑå ËÇäíÉð We must be going back to see the Police Sergeant and scratch his back again 288 00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:49,297 áÇ äÓÊØíÚ Ãä äÝÚá Ðáß! Ýåæ áä íÕÏøÞ Åä åÐÇ ßÇä Úä ØÑíÞ ÇáÎØà We can't do that! He'll never believe this was a mistake 289 00:17:49,422 --> 00:17:50,537 ÓÑÞÉ ãÌáÉ åæ ÔíÁ Pinching a magazine is one thing 290 00:17:50,662 --> 00:17:53,699 áßä ÃÎÐ äÕÝ ÓæÈÑ ãÇÑßÊ ÈÏæä æÌå ÍÞ ÔíÁ ÂÎÑ ÊãÇãÇð But knocking off half a supermarket is rather a different matter 291 00:17:54,142 --> 00:17:57,851 ãä äÇÍíÉ ÃÎÑì¡ áÇ äÓÊØíÚ Ãä äÏÚ ÌãíáÉ ÊÃÎÐ ßáø åÐå ÇáÃÔíÇÁ! ÝåÐÇ ãÎÇáÝ ááÃãÇäÉ On the other hand, we can't let Jamila keep all these stolen goods! lt's dishonest 292 00:17:58,302 --> 00:17:59,781 !ÊÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÊÚØíåã áí She can give them to me! 293 00:17:59,902 --> 00:18:03,815 - ÃäÇ áÓÊ ããÇäÚÇð Ãä Ãßæä ãÎÇáÝÇð ááÃãÇäÉ - ÃÌá¡ ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ãä Ðáß - l do not minding being dishonest - Yes, l'm sure you're not 294 00:18:03,942 --> 00:18:06,092 ÇáÂä ÅÓãÚ íÇ Úáí¡ ÃÑíÏß Ãä ÊÚæÏ ááãÏÑÓÉ Now listen Ali, l want you to go back to the school 295 00:18:06,222 --> 00:18:10,010 æÃØáÈ ãä ÌãíÚ ÇáØáÇÈ Ãä íÞÇÈáæäÇ ÃäÇ æÌãíáÉ ÎÇÑÌ ÇáÓæÈÑ ãÇÑßÊ And ask all the students to meet Jamila and l outside the supermarket 296 00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:14,580 - ãÇ ÇáøÐí ÓÊßæä ÝÇÚáå¿ - ÓäÚíÏ ßáø åÐå ÇáÃÔíÇÁ - What are we going to be doing? - We're going to put all these things back 297 00:18:17,182 --> 00:18:20,174 - ßáÇÏíÓ¡ åá ßáø ÇáÃÈæÇÈ ãÞÝáÉ¿ - ÃÌá ÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí - Gladys, is everything locked up? - Yes Miss Courtney 298 00:18:20,302 --> 00:18:23,533 ÈÇáãäÇÓÈÉ¡ ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÝÊÑÖ Ãäßö ÊÓÊØíÚíä Ãä ÊæÕáíäí ÈØÑíÞßö By the way, l don't suppose you could give me a lift 299 00:18:23,662 --> 00:18:25,653 ÃÎÔì Ãäøäí áÓÊ ÐÇåÈÉ ð ãÈÇÔÑÉð ááÈíÊ ÇááíáÉ l'm afraid l'm not going straight home tonight 300 00:18:25,782 --> 00:18:28,137 åäÇáß ÈÚÖ ÇáÃÔíÇÁ ÇáÊí ÃÍÊÇÌåÇ ãä ÇáÓæÈÑ ãÇÑßÊ There are a few things l need from the supermarket 301 00:18:39,822 --> 00:18:43,701 ÍÓäÇð¡ ÇáÂä ÊÚÑÝæä ãÇ Úáíßã ÝÚáå! ÝÞØ ÅÍÐÑæÇ ãä Ãä íÑÇßã ÃÍøÏ Right, now you all know what to do! Just be very careful that nobody sees you 302 00:19:24,702 --> 00:19:25,532 ãÇ ÇáøÐí ÊÝÚáæäå åäÇ¿ What are you doing here? 303 00:19:26,262 --> 00:19:29,777 ÊÓÊØíÚíä Ãä ÊÞæáí ÈÃäøå äÔÇØ ãÏÑÓí ÅÖÇÝí l suppose you could say it was an extra curricular activity 304 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:33,781 - ÓíÏí¡ ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¡ áÞÏ ÚáÞ - ãÇ ÇáøÐí ÊÝÚáå ÈÊáß ÇáÌÑøÉ¿ - Sir, excuse me! lt's stuck - What are you doing with that jar? 305 00:19:34,622 --> 00:19:35,611 ÃÍÇæá Ãä ÃÎÑÌåÇ Trying to get it out 306 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,892 ÅäøåÇ ÞÕÉ ØæíáÉ ÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí! ÓÃÔÑÍ áßö ÇáÃãÑ áÇÍÞÇð lt's a long story, Miss Courtney! l'll explain later 307 00:19:38,022 --> 00:19:38,932 ÏÚäí ÃÓÇÚÏß Let me give you a hand 308 00:19:46,262 --> 00:19:49,220 ÍÓäÇð¡ áÞÏ ßäÊ ÃÑÇÞÈßã! ãÇÐÇ ÊÚÊÞÏæä ÈÃäßã ÝÇÚáæä¿ All right, l've been watching you! Just what do you think you're doing? 309 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,892 åá ÊÕÏøÞ ÅÐÇ ÞáÊ áß ÈÃäøäÇ ßäøÇ äÚíÏ ÇáÃÔíÇÁ Would you believe we're putting things back? 310 00:19:52,022 --> 00:19:55,094 - ßáÇ - åÐÇ ãÇ ÙääÊå - No - l didn't think you would 311 00:19:56,102 --> 00:20:00,175 ÍÓäÇð¡ ÍÓäÇð! ãÑÔÏ ãÌÑãíä ÞÕíÑ ãÚÊÇÏ¡ ÃáÓÊ ßÐáß¿ Well, well, well! Regular little Fagin, aren't you? 312 00:20:00,902 --> 00:20:02,654 ÃÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÃÔÑÍ íÇ ÍÖÑÉ ÇáÚÑíÝ l can explain Sergeant 313 00:20:02,742 --> 00:20:04,778 ÃäÊ áä ÊÑíäí ÑÎÕÉ ÞíÇÏÊß ËÇäíÉð¡ ÃáíÓ ßÐáß¿ You're not going to show me your licence again, are you? 314 00:20:04,902 --> 00:20:06,540 åÐÇ ãÑíÍ That's a relief 315 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,772 ßãÇ ÊÑì¡ ßäøÇ Ýí ÇáÍÞíÞÉ äÍÇæá Ãä äÚíÏ åÐå ÇáÈÖÇÚÉ See, we were actually trying to return these goods 316 00:20:08,902 --> 00:20:09,812 ÅÓÃá ÇáØáÇÈ Ask the students 317 00:20:11,582 --> 00:20:12,697 åÏæÁ Quiet 318 00:20:12,822 --> 00:20:15,973 ÇáÂä¡ ÃäÙÑ íÇ ÍÖÑÉ ÇáÚÑíÝ¡ áÞÏ ßÇä ÇáÃãÑ ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ÓæÁ ÊÝÇåã Now look, Sergeant, lt was obviously just been a misunderstanding 319 00:20:16,102 --> 00:20:18,536 ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÑì ÓÈÈÇð ááÊãÇÏí ÈÇáãæÖæÚ ÃßËÑ l see no reason why we should pursue this any further 320 00:20:18,662 --> 00:20:21,256 - ÂÓÝ íÇ ÓíÏÊí - ÂäÓÉ ÅÐÇ áã íßä áÏíß ãÇäÚ - l'm sorry Madam - Miss if you don't mind 321 00:20:21,582 --> 00:20:26,019 ÃÌá! ÍÓäÇð ÃÎÔì Ãäøäí ãáÒã ÈÚãá ÊÞÑíÑ Úä ãÇ ÍÏË Yes! Well l'm afraid l shall have to make a report out on this affair 322 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,656 - ÇáÂä¡ ÃáÇ ÊÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÊäÓì Åäøå ÍÏË ÃÕáÇð¿ - ßáÇ - Now couldn't you forget it ever happened? - No 323 00:20:28,942 --> 00:20:33,140 ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ãä Ãä ÕäÏæÞ ÇáÔÑØÉ ÇáÎíÑí áä íÑÝÖ ãÓÇåãÉ ÃÎÑì ÍÖÑÉ ÇáÚÑíÝ l'm sure your Police Charity Fund wouldn't say no to another contribution Sergeant 324 00:20:33,262 --> 00:20:36,140 ÍÓäÇð¡ äÍä ÏÇÆãÇð ÔÇßÑíä áÃí ÔíÁ íÇ ÓíÏí Well, we're always grateful for anything, sir 325 00:20:36,262 --> 00:20:40,301 - åáøÇ ÞáäÇ 5 ÌäíåÇÊ ÃÎÑì¿ - åÐÇ ßÑã ãäß - Shall we say another five pounds? - That's very generous of you 326 00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:43,095 ÊÚÇáæÇ ÌãíÚÇð Come along everybody 327 00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:45,655 áÍÙÉ íÇ ÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä Just a moment Mr. Brown 328 00:20:46,182 --> 00:20:49,299 Åáì Ãíä ÃäÊã ÐÇåÈæä¿ ÝÃäÇ áã ÃäÊåí ãä ÊÞÑíÑí ÈÚÏ Where are you going? l haven't made out my report yet 329 00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:52,653 ÃÌá áßäøí ááÊæ ÃÚØíÊß 5 ÌäíåÇÊ áÊäÓÇå Yeah but l've just given you five pounds to forget it 330 00:20:52,742 --> 00:20:53,572 Ãæå¡ ßáÇ íÇ ÓíÏí Oh no sir 331 00:20:53,702 --> 00:20:57,092 ÃäÊ ÊÈÑøÚÊ ÈÜ5 ÌäíåÇÊ ÊßÑãÇð áÕäÏæÞäÇ ÇáÎíÑí You've very kindly donated five pounds to our charity fund 332 00:20:57,702 --> 00:21:01,615 - ÇáÃãÑ áã íßä ÑÔæÉ¡ ÃáíÓ ßÐáß¿ ßáÇ - lt wasn't meant as a bribe, was it sir? - No 333 00:21:01,862 --> 00:21:04,854 ÌíÏ¡ ÇáÂä áäÃÎÐ ÈÚÖ ÇáÃÓãÇÁ Good, now let's take a few names 334 00:21:05,902 --> 00:21:09,941 - ÃäÊö íÇ ÓíÏÉ¡ ÂÓÝ ÂäÓÉ - ßæÑÊäí - You Madam, sorry Miss - Courtney 335 00:21:11,862 --> 00:21:15,093 - ÔßÑÇð! ÃäÊ ÓíÏí - ÃÌá - Thank you! You sir - Si 336 00:21:15,222 --> 00:21:16,701 - ãÇ åæ ÅÓãß¿ - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - What is your name? - Por favore 337 00:21:17,982 --> 00:21:22,021 - ßíÝ ÊÊåÌÆå¿ - åÐÇ áíÓ ÅÓãå - How do you spell that? - That's not his name 338 00:21:22,422 --> 00:21:25,300 - ÊÚØíäí ÅÓãÇð ãÒæÑÇð¡ åíå¿ - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - Giving me a false name, eh? - Por favore 339 00:21:25,662 --> 00:21:29,132 ÓÃÚæÏ Åáíß íÇ ÓíÏ ãÚÐÑÉ Ãæ ÃíÇð ßÇä ÅÓãß l'll come back to you, Mr. Por Favore or whatever your name is 340 00:21:30,862 --> 00:21:32,693 - ÃäÊ - ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß - You - Yes please 341 00:21:33,702 --> 00:21:37,820 - ãÇ åæ ÅÓãß¿ - ßáÇ¡ ãÇ åæ áíÓ ÅÓãí - What is your name? - No, Watt is not my name 342 00:21:38,982 --> 00:21:40,973 áÇ ÃÑíÏ Ãä ÃÚÑÝ ãÇ åæ áíÓ ÅÓãß l don't want to know what your name is not 343 00:21:41,662 --> 00:21:45,814 - ãÇ åæ ÅÓãß¿ - æÃäÇ ãÎÈÑß ÈÃäå áíÓ ßÐáß - What is your name? - And l am telling you it is not 344 00:21:46,262 --> 00:21:49,971 - ÃäÊö¡ ãÇ åæ ÅÓãå¿ - áÇ - You, what is his name? - Nein 345 00:21:50,782 --> 00:21:54,661 ÇáÂä¡ æÕáäÇ áÔíÁ ãÝíÏ íÇ ÓíÏ áÇ Now we're getting somewhere Mr. Nine 346 00:21:54,782 --> 00:21:56,977 - åÐÇ áíÓ ÅÓãå¿ - áÞÏ ÞáÊö ááÊæ ÈÃäøå ÅÓãå - That is not his name? - You just said it was 347 00:21:57,102 --> 00:21:59,570 ÃäÊ ÓÃáÊäí ÅÐÇ ßÇä ÅÓãå ãÇ¡ æÃäÇ ÃÎÈÑÊß áÇ You ask me if his name is Watt, and l tell you Nein 348 00:21:59,702 --> 00:22:02,136 ÅÓãå áíÓ ãÇ áßä ÃíÖÇð áíÓ áÇ His name is not Watt but also not Nein 349 00:22:02,662 --> 00:22:03,936 ÃäÊã ÊÒÚÌæääí l'm going around the bend 350 00:22:04,382 --> 00:22:06,896 - ãÇ åæ ÅÓãå¿ - ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ áÇ - What is his name? - Absolutely not 351 00:22:07,022 --> 00:22:08,091 áÇ ãÇÐÇ¿ Not what? 352 00:22:08,222 --> 00:22:09,575 åÐÇ ÕÍíÍ That is correct 353 00:22:09,702 --> 00:22:11,658 - ãÇ åæ ÅÓãå¿ - ÎØà ËÇäíÉð - What is your name? - Wrong again 354 00:22:12,262 --> 00:22:14,173 - Åäå áíÓ åäÇ - ãä åæ áíÓ åäÇ¿ - He's not here - Who's not here? 355 00:22:14,302 --> 00:22:18,580 - ãÇÐÇ - ÚÐÑÇð¿ - Watt - Pardon 356 00:22:18,702 --> 00:22:20,977 ãä áíÓ åäÇ æãÇ áíÓ åäÇ ÃíÖÇð Who is not here and Watt is not here neither 357 00:22:21,582 --> 00:22:23,334 ÃäÊã ßáøßã ãÌÇäíä You're all barmy 358 00:22:23,822 --> 00:22:30,341 ÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä¡ ÅÐÇ æÚÏÊ ÈÃäø áÇ Ãßãá ÇáÚãá Úáì åÐÇ ÇáÊÞÑíÑ ËÇäíÉð Mr. Brown, if l promise not to proceed with this report 359 00:22:31,182 --> 00:22:33,742 - åáÇ ÃÓÏíÊ áí ÎÏãÉ¿ - ÃÌá ãÇ ÇáÃãÑ¿ - Will you do me a favour? - Yes what is it? 360 00:22:33,862 --> 00:22:37,980 ÃÎÑÌ åÄáÇÁ ÇáãÚÊæåíä ãä åäÇ æÚÏäí ÈÃä áÇ ÊÑÌÚåã ËÇäíÉð Take these crackpots out of here and promise never to bring them back 361 00:22:38,382 --> 00:22:40,577 !ÍÊøì áæ ÅÑÊßÈæÇ ÌÑíãÉ ÞÊá Even if they've committed a murder! 362 00:22:49,862 --> 00:22:52,934 ãÓÇÁ ÇáÎíÑ ÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí Ãã íÌÈ Ãä ÃÞæá ÓíÏÉ Good evening Miss Courtney or should l say Miz 363 00:22:53,702 --> 00:22:56,535 ÃÑÌæß áÇ ÊÐßøÑäí ÈÍÇÏËÉ ÇáÃãÓ ÇáãÄÓÝÉ Please don't remind me of last night's unfortunate incident 364 00:22:56,622 --> 00:22:57,611 ÂÓÝ Sorry 365 00:22:57,742 --> 00:23:01,894 Âãá ÈÃäøß ÞÏ ÔÑÍÊ ááÓíÏÉ ÇáåäÏíÉ ÇáÝÑÞ Èíä ãÌÇäí æÚÑÖ ãÌÇäí l hope you've explained to your lndian lady the difference between Free and Free Offer 366 00:23:02,022 --> 00:23:04,661 ÃÌá¡ áÞÏ ÝåãÊåÇ! áÇ ÊÞáÞí¡ ÝåÐÇ áä íÍÏË ËÇäíÉð Yes, she understands it! Don't worry, it won't happen again 367 00:23:05,142 --> 00:23:08,930 ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¡ ÃäÇ ÃÈÍË Úä ÌãíáÉ ÑÇäÌÇÊ Excuse me! l'm looking for a Jamila Ranjhatt 368 00:23:09,902 --> 00:23:12,052 - åá ÊÝßøÑ ÈãÇ ÃÝßøÑ Èå¿ - Âãá ÈÃä áÇ íßæä ÇáÃãÑ ßÐáß - Are you thinking what l'm thinking? - l hope not 369 00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:13,581 áãÇÐÇ ÊÑíÏ ÌãíáÉ¿ Why do you want Jamila? 370 00:23:13,702 --> 00:23:16,978 áÞÏ ØáÈÊ ÏÑÇÌÉ ÕÛíÑÉ ãäÇ ÞÈá ÔåÑ æáã ÊÏÝÚ áäÇ She ordered a mini bike from us over a month ago and she hasn't paid us 371 00:23:17,102 --> 00:23:18,330 áÞÏ ÃÑÓáäÇ áåÇ 3 ÝæÇÊíÑ We've sent her three invoices 372 00:23:18,742 --> 00:23:21,620 - åá åí ÝÚáÇð ØáÈÊ ÇáÏÑÇÌÉ¿ - Ãæå ÃÌá¡ áÞÏ ÃÑÓáÊ ÇáÞÓíãÉ - She actually ordered the bike - Oh yes, she sent in the coupon 373 00:23:21,742 --> 00:23:24,097 - åÇ åí - Ãæ ßáÇ¡ áÞÏ ÝÚáÊåÇ ËÇäíÉð - Here it is - Oh no, she's done it again 374 00:23:24,222 --> 00:23:29,091 ÓÈÚÉ ÃíÇã ÊÌÑÈÉ ãÌÇäíÉ Seven day free trial 375 00:23:38,131 --> 00:23:41,253 ÊãÊ ÇáÊÑÌãÉ ÈæÇÓØÉ ÓíÝ ÇáÚØÇÑ www.facebook.com/saif.fender