1 00:00:38,032 --> 00:00:42,742 - Ãáã íÍä æÞÊ ÚæÏÊäÇ ááÕÝ¿ - äÍä ÍÓäÇð ááÂä - äÍä ääÊÙÑ ÌíæÝÇäí - lsn't it time we went back to the classroom? - We okay yet - we wait for Giovanni 2 00:00:42,872 --> 00:00:43,987 ÊÚÇá ÃÌáÓ íÇ ÓíÏ Come sit down Sid 3 00:00:44,352 --> 00:00:51,030 - ÃÞÏã áßã ÓíÏ ÇáÞÇÆã Úáì ÃÚãÇá ÇáãÈäì - ÓÚíÏ ÌÏÇð áÃßæä ãÊÚÑÝÇð Úáíß - This is Sid the caretaker - Most happy to make your acquaintance 4 00:00:51,672 --> 00:00:52,787 ãÓÑæÑ áãÞÇÈáÊß Nice to meet you 5 00:00:53,352 --> 00:00:54,944 ÊÑíÏ ßæÈÇð ãä ÇáÞåæÉ íÇ ÓíÏ¿ You want a cup of coffee, Sid? 6 00:00:55,072 --> 00:00:57,745 - ßæÈ ÞåæÉ¿ - ßáÇ ÔßÑÇð - Cup of coffee? - No thanks 7 00:00:57,872 --> 00:01:01,023 - ãÚ Ðáß áä ÃãÇäÚ ÅÐÇ ßÇäÊ ÓßÇÆÑ - ØÈÚÇð ÊÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÊÍÕá Úáì ÓßÇÆÑ - l wouldn't mind a fag though - Sure you can have the fag 8 00:01:01,152 --> 00:01:03,950 - ãÇßÓ¡ ÓíßÇÑÉ áÓíÏ - ÍÓäÇð - Max, a cigarette for Sid - Okay 9 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:05,621 !åÐÇ áØÝ ãäß That's very kind of you! 10 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:16,150 - ÓíÏ ÓíÊÍÏË ÅáíäÇ - Úä ãÇÐÇ ÓíÊÍÏË¿ - Sid is gonna talk to us - What is he going to be talking about? 11 00:01:16,312 --> 00:01:18,826 Ãí ÔíÁ! ÍÊì ÊÊÍÓøä áÛÊäÇ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ Anything! lt's to improve our English! 12 00:01:18,952 --> 00:01:22,786 ÈÏáÇð ãäÇ äÍä äÊßáøã Åáì ÈÚÖäÇ¡ äÊÍÏË ãÚ ÓíÏ lnstead of us all the time speak to each other, we speak with Sid 13 00:01:22,912 --> 00:01:24,550 ÃÚÊÞÏ ÅäåÇ ÝßÑÉ ÌíÏÉ ÌÏÇð l think is very good idea 14 00:01:25,352 --> 00:01:28,071 - Úä ãÇÐÇ ÓäÊÍÏË¿ - íÌÈ Ãä ÊÊÍÏøËæÇ ÈÕæÊ ÚÇáò - What we're gonna talk about? - You'll have to talk up 15 00:01:28,192 --> 00:01:29,705 ÃäÇ ÃÕã ÈÚÖ ÇáÔíÁ l'm a bit Mutt and Jeff 16 00:01:30,112 --> 00:01:33,866 ÇáãÚÐÑÉ! ãä åãÇ ãÇÊ æÌíÝ¿ Excuse me! Who are these Mutt and Jeff? 17 00:01:34,832 --> 00:01:37,062 ÃÞÕÏ ÃÕã Mutt and Jeff is deaf 18 00:01:37,352 --> 00:01:40,867 ÇáãÚÐÑÉ! ãÇÐÇ äÍä ÓäÊÍÏË¿ Scuse! What we gonna talk about? 19 00:01:40,992 --> 00:01:44,143 áÇ íåãäí! ÃäÇ ÝÞØ ÓÚíÏ áÃäí ÓÃÑíÍ ÞÏãíø l don't mind! l'm just happy to rest my plates of meat 20 00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:48,744 ÇáãÚÐÑÉ! ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÑì Ãí ÕÍæä áÍã Excuse please! l am not seeing any plates of meat 21 00:01:49,832 --> 00:01:52,744 ÃÞÕÏ ÞÏãíø Plates of meat is feet 22 00:01:53,672 --> 00:01:57,221 - ÞÏãÇß åãÇ ÕÍæä áÍã¿ - ÃÌá - Your feet are plates of meat? - Yes 23 00:01:57,632 --> 00:02:01,511 ÅäåÇ áÛÉ ÚÇãíÉ ßãÇ ÊÑì! ÅäåÇ ÓåáÉ ÅÐÇ ÅÓÊÎÏãÊ ÚÞáß lt's slang you see! lt's easy if you use your Uncle Ned 24 00:02:02,632 --> 00:02:06,750 - ÃäÇ áíÓ áÏíø Úã ÅÓãå äíÏ - ÇáÚÞá! ÚÞáß¿ - l am not having an uncle Ned - Uncle Ned! Your uncle Ned? 25 00:02:06,872 --> 00:02:09,511 - ÇáÚÞá¿ - ÃÌá - Uncle Ned? - Yes 26 00:02:10,032 --> 00:02:13,991 - ÃäÊ ÊÚäí ÈÃäå ãÌäæä¿ ßáÇ áßä ÃÚÊÞÏ Ãäøßã ÃäÊã ßÐáß - You mean he's crazy? - No but l think you lot are 27 00:02:14,072 --> 00:02:16,984 - ÃÚÊÞÏ Åäßã ÊãÒÍæä ãÚí - ßáÇ - l think you're taking the mickey out of me - No 28 00:02:17,072 --> 00:02:19,791 !äåä ãåÊãíä Èßá ÔíÁ ÊÞæáå áäÇ We are interested in everything you tell us! 29 00:02:19,912 --> 00:02:22,710 åÇ ÃäÊ ÊÚáøãäÇ ßáãÇÊò áÇ äÊÚáãåÇ ÓÇÈÞÇð Already you are teaching us words we not learn before 30 00:02:22,832 --> 00:02:24,504 - ÃÑÌæß ÚáøãäÇ ÃßËÑ - ÃÌá - Please teach us more - Yeah 31 00:02:24,872 --> 00:02:27,591 - ÓÃÎÈÑßã Úä ãÇ ÍÕá ÇááíáÉ ÇáãÇÖíÉ - ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß - l'll tell you about what happened last night - Yes please 32 00:02:28,152 --> 00:02:31,622 ...ÍÓäÇð¡ Ýí ÇáÈÏÇíÉ ßäÊ ÃÊÌÇÏá ãÚ ÒæÌÊí Well first of all, l had a bit of a bull and a cow with the trouble and strife 33 00:02:32,072 --> 00:02:34,063 ...æßÇä Ðáß ÈÓÈÈ ÇáÃØÝÇá lt was all over the dustbin lids! 34 00:02:34,192 --> 00:02:38,071 ...ÝÐåÈÊ Ýí ØÑíÞí Åáì ÍÇäÉ áÃÞÇÈá ÕÏíÞÇð l went down the frog and toad into the rub-a-dub and l met my old china plate 35 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:42,708 ßÇä íÈÏæ ãÑíÖÇð ÞáíáÇð ÝÅÔÊÑíÊ áå ÞÏÍ ÈÑÇäÏí æÃäÇ ÔÑÈÊ ÓíßÇÑÉ He looked a bit Uncle Dick so l get him a Jack the Dandy and l had a Vera Lynn 36 00:02:43,112 --> 00:02:46,946 ...æÊæÇáÊ ÇáãæÇÖíÚ æËãáäÇ One thing led to another and we were both Brahms and Liszt 37 00:02:48,072 --> 00:02:51,985 ...áÐÇ ÚÏÊ ãÊÑäÍÇø ááÈíÊ æÎáÚÊ ÞãíÕí æÈæÊí So l staggered back home, took off my Dickie dirt and my daisy roots 38 00:02:52,072 --> 00:02:55,462 æÓÞØÊ ãÛÔíøÇð Úáíø Úáì ÇáÓáÇáã And passed out like a light on the apples and pears 39 00:02:59,192 --> 00:03:02,741 íÇááÕÏãÉ¡ ÃÚÊÞÏ ÅääÇ ÃÝÖá ÍÇáÇð áæ ÊßáøãäÇ ÈíääÇ Blimey l think we are better off talking with each other 40 00:03:03,352 --> 00:03:05,582 Ãáã íÍä ÇáæÞÊ ÚæÏÊßã ÌãíÚÇð Åáì ÇáÕÝ¿ lsn't it time you were all back in the classroom? 41 00:03:05,712 --> 00:03:07,987 äÚÊÐÑ ÃÓÊÇÐí¡ áÞÏ ßäøÇ ááÊæø äÊÍÏË Åáì ÓíÏ Sorry professori, we've just been talking with Sid 42 00:03:08,352 --> 00:03:11,628 ßäÊ ÝÞØ ÃÓÇÚÏåã ÈÊØæíÑ ÅäßáíÒíøÊåã ÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä l've just been helping them with their English Mr. Brown 43 00:03:11,752 --> 00:03:13,151 ÓíÚíÏåã åÐÇ ÈÚÖ ÇáÃÓÇÈíÚ Åáì ÇáæÑÇÁ That should set them back a few weeks 44 00:03:13,312 --> 00:03:14,791 - ÃÓÊãíÍß ÚÐÑÇð¿ - áÇ íåã - l beg your pardon? - lt doesn't matter 45 00:03:14,912 --> 00:03:15,822 ÍÓäÇð Alright! 46 00:03:16,712 --> 00:03:19,670 äÍä áÇ äÞæã ÈÝåã ßáãÉò ããÇ íÞæá íÇ ÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä We are not understanding a word he's saying Mr. Brown 47 00:03:19,792 --> 00:03:21,942 !Åäå íÎÈÑäÇ Úä Úãå Ïíß He's telling us about his Uncle Dick! 48 00:03:22,072 --> 00:03:25,826 ÔÎÕ ãÇ íÏÚì ÌÇß ÇáãÊÃäÞ æÈÑÇãÒ æáÓÊ Somebody called Jack the Dandy and Brahms and Liszt 49 00:03:26,872 --> 00:03:28,749 áÞÏ ßÇä íÊßáøã ÈÇáÞÇÝíÉ ÇáÚÇãíÉ He was speaking in rhyming slang 50 00:03:28,872 --> 00:03:31,705 æØæÇá ÇáæÞÊ ßäøÇ äÚÊÞÏ ÈÅäøå ÅäßáíÒí And all the time we think he's English 51 00:03:32,352 --> 00:03:34,820 Åäøå ÅäßáíÒí! Åäøå íÚÑÝ Èßæßäí He is English! He's what is known as a cockney 52 00:03:34,952 --> 00:03:38,911 ÇáÞÇÝíÉ ÇáÚÇãíÉ åí ÅÓÊÎÏÇã ßáãÇÊ ÊÊäÇÛã ãÚ ÇáßáãÉ ÇáãØáæÈÉ Rhyming slang is merely using words that rhyme with the word you wish to use 53 00:03:39,032 --> 00:03:41,751 ãËáÇð¡ ÝØÇÆÑ ÇááÍã ÇáãÝÑæã ááÚíäíä For example, mince pies are eyes 54 00:03:41,872 --> 00:03:43,783 - ÕÍæä ÇááÍã åí ÃÞÏÇã - ÕÍíÍ - Plates of meat are feet - Yes 55 00:03:43,912 --> 00:03:47,109 - ÝåãÊ¡ ÇáÚã äíÏ åí ááÑÃÓ - åÐÇ ÕÍíÍ - l understand, Uncle Ned is head - That's right 56 00:03:47,192 --> 00:03:54,985 - æãÇ åæ ÇáÚã Ïíß¿ - ÃÝÊÑÖ Åäå ãÑíÖ - And what is Uncle Dick? - l presume that's sick 57 00:03:55,112 --> 00:03:57,228 - æÌÇß ÇáãÊÃäÞ¿ - ÈÑÇäÏí - And Jack the Dandy? - Brandy 58 00:03:57,672 --> 00:04:03,622 - ÈÑÇãÒ æáÓÊ¿ - Ëãá - Brahms and Liszt? - Drunk 59 00:04:04,592 --> 00:04:06,548 - åÐå áÇ ÊÊäÇÛã - ÅäåÇ ÞÑíÈÉ ßÝÇíÉ - That's not rhyme - lt's near enough 60 00:04:06,672 --> 00:04:09,584 ÊÚÇáæÇ¡ áÏíäÇ ÇáßËíÑ ãä ÇáÚãá! ÚæÏæÇ Åáì ÇáÕÝ Come along, we have a lot of work to do! Back to the classroom 61 00:04:10,072 --> 00:04:12,745 ãÇ ÇáøÐí íÌÑí åäÇ¿ Ãíä ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä¿ What is going on in here? Where is Mr. Brown? 62 00:04:12,872 --> 00:04:15,625 Óíßæä åäÇ Ýí Ãíø áÍÙÉ! Åäå ÞÇÏã ãä ÇáãÞåì He will be here any minute! He is coming from the tea room 63 00:04:21,592 --> 00:04:24,743 ÚÔÑÉ ÏÞÇÆÞ åæ ÇáæÞÊ ÇáØÈíÚí áÞÏÍ ãä ÇáÔÇí íÇ ÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä Ten minutes is the normal time to have a tea Mr. Brown 64 00:04:24,872 --> 00:04:26,863 ÃÌá ØÈÚÇð! ßäøäÇ ääÇÞÔ ÃÞÓÇã ÇáßáÇã Yes of course! We were discussing parts of speech 65 00:04:26,992 --> 00:04:28,983 ÍÓäÇð¡ Ýí ÇáãÓÊÞÈá¡ ÓÃßæä ããÊäøÉ áæ ÞãÊ ÈÐáß Ýí ÇáÕÝ Well in future, l'd be obliged if you'd do it in the class 66 00:04:29,072 --> 00:04:29,982 ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ Certainly! 67 00:04:30,592 --> 00:04:32,947 ßíÝ ÍÇá ÊÞÏøã ØáÇÈß Ýí ÇááÛÉ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ¿ How are your students coming along with their English? 68 00:04:33,072 --> 00:04:34,027 ÌíÏ ÌÏÇð Extremely well 69 00:04:34,152 --> 00:04:35,983 ÌíÏ¡ ÓÃÈÞì æÃÓÊãÚ áÈÖÚÉ ÏÞÇÆÞ Good, l shall stay and listen for a few minutes 70 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:38,790 !áÇ ÊÞáÞ! áä ÃÞÇØÚ ÇáÏÑÓ Don't worry! l shan't interfere! 71 00:04:39,152 --> 00:04:42,781 ÃäÇ ÃÌÚáåÇ ßäÙÇã ÏæÑí Ãä ÃÏÎá ÇáÕÝæÝ ãä æÞÊ áÂÎÑ l make it a practise to drop on the classes from time to time 72 00:04:42,912 --> 00:04:44,903 áÃÑì äæÚ ÇáÊÞÏøã ÇáøÐí íÍÕá To see what sort of progress is being made 73 00:04:45,032 --> 00:04:47,910 Åäøåã íØÈÎæä ÇáÓÊÑÇÌäæÝ Ýí ÕÝ ÇáØÈÎ ÇááíáÉ lt's Beef Stroganoff in the cookery class tonight 74 00:04:48,032 --> 00:04:51,707 - åá ÊÍÇæá ÇáÊÎáøÕ ãäí¿ - ßáÇ¡ ÝÞØ ÅÚÊÞÏÊ Åäßö ÞÏ ÊÍÈíäåÇ ÞáíáÇð - Are you trying to get rid of me? - No, l just thought you might fancy a bit 75 00:04:55,152 --> 00:04:57,666 ÃäÇ áÓÊ ßÐáß¡ áÐÇ åáøÇ ÈÏÃÊ ãä ÝÖáß¿ l don't, so will you please begin? 76 00:04:57,792 --> 00:05:02,946 ÍÓäÇð! áãÇ ÊÈÞøì ãä ÇáÏÑÓ ÓäÊÍÏøË Úä ÇáÊÓæøÞ Right! For the rest of this period we're going to talk about shopping 77 00:05:03,072 --> 00:05:05,028 Åäå íÚÌÈäí! Åäå ÌíÏ ÌÏÇð l like him! He's very good! 78 00:05:07,352 --> 00:05:10,822 - ÚÐÑÇð¿ - ÔæÈíä! ÊÚÌÈäí ãÞØæÚÊå ÈæáæäíÒ - Pardon? - Shoppin! l like his Polonaise 79 00:05:17,112 --> 00:05:19,626 !ÌíæÝÇäí¡ ÃäÊ ÊÞÕÏ ÔæÈÇä Giovanni, that's Chopin! 80 00:05:19,752 --> 00:05:20,741 !íÈÏæ Åäøå áã íÓãÚäí ÌíÏÇð He must have misheard me! 81 00:05:20,872 --> 00:05:23,591 äÍä ÓäÊÍÏøË Úä ÇáÊÓæøÞ¡ ÔÑÇÁ ÇáÃÔíÇÁ We're going to talk about shopping, buying things 82 00:05:23,992 --> 00:05:27,985 áÏíø åäÇ ÃÔíÇÁ ãÎÊáÝÉ ÞÏ ÊÔÊÑæäåÇ ãä æÞÊ áÂÎÑ l have here various items which, at some time or another you will probably purchase 83 00:05:28,112 --> 00:05:30,945 áÐÇ ÓÃÍãáåã æÃØáÈ ãäßã Ãä ÊÚÑøÝæåÇ áí So l'm gonna hold them up and ask you to identify them 84 00:05:31,072 --> 00:05:32,585 æÓäÑì ßíÝ åæ ÃÏÇÁßã¡ ÍÓäÇð¿ And we'll see how well you do, alright? 85 00:05:32,712 --> 00:05:34,782 - ÇáÂä¡ ãÚ ãä ÓäÈÏÿ Úáí - ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß - Now who shall we start with? Ali - Yes please 86 00:05:34,912 --> 00:05:36,550 - ãÇ åÐå¿ - ÊÝøÇÍÉ - What is this? - Apple 87 00:05:38,832 --> 00:05:42,984 - áÐíÏÉ! ÌíÏÉ ÌÏÇð - áíÓ ãä ÇáãÝÑæÖ Ãä ÊÃßáåÇ - Lovely! Jelly good - You're not supposed to eat it 88 00:05:43,072 --> 00:05:45,870 ÃäÇ ÂÓÝ ÌÏÇð! ÃßáÊ ÞÖãÉ æÇÍÏÉ ÝÞØ l am most sorry! l only had a small bite 89 00:05:47,072 --> 00:05:49,063 !ãÚ Ðáß ÃßãáåÇ ÇáÂä You might as well finish it now! 90 00:05:49,312 --> 00:05:52,031 - Óæ áí¡ ãÇ åÐå¿ - ÅäåÇ ÈáÊÞÇÑÉ - Su Lee, what is this? - lt is olange 91 00:05:52,792 --> 00:05:56,990 - ÑÑÑ¡ ÑÑÑ¡ ÈÑÊÞÇáÉ - ÈáÑÊÞÇáÉ - Rrrr, Rrrr Orange - Olrange 92 00:05:57,592 --> 00:06:00,982 - åÐÇ ÃÝÖá - íÌÈ Ãä ÊÍÓãí ãæÖæÚ ÕæÊ ÇáÑÇÁ åÐÇ - That's better - You really must work on those R sounds 93 00:06:01,112 --> 00:06:04,024 - ...ÃäÇ ÃÍÇæá ÈÌÏ - ÍÇæáí Ãä ÊÞæáí - l tly velly hard - Try saying... 94 00:06:04,312 --> 00:06:09,545 Íæá ÇáÕÎæÑ ÇáæÚÑÉ ÑßÖ ÇáãáÚæä ÇáÑË ÇáËÈÇÈ ''Around the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran'' 95 00:06:09,672 --> 00:06:13,028 ÍæÑ ÇáÕÎæá ÇáæÚáÉ áßÖ ÇáãÑÚæä áË ÇáËíÇÈ ''Alound luged locks, lagged lascal lan'' 96 00:06:14,832 --> 00:06:18,984 Óíßæä Úáíßö Ãä ÊÓÊãÑí ÈÇáÊãÑíä You're gonna have to keep practising 97 00:06:19,592 --> 00:06:21,981 - ÂäÇ¡ ãÇ åÐÇ¿ - ßíÓ æÑÞí - Anna, what's this? - A paper bag 98 00:06:22,792 --> 00:06:27,866 - ÃÌá¡ áßä ãÇÐÇ Èå¿ - æãÇ ÃÏÑÇäí! ÝÃäÇ áÇ ÇÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÃÑì ãÇ ÈÏÇÎáå - Yes, but what's inside it? - l don't know! l cannot see inside 99 00:06:28,352 --> 00:06:32,743 - Åäå ØÍíä! ÃäÊ ÊÚÑÝíä ãÇ åæ ÇáØÍíä¿ - ÃÌá¡ ÇáøÐí íÑÊÏíå ÇáäÇÓ Ýí ÍÝáÉ ÇáÒÝÇÝ - lt's flour! You know what flour is? - Ja, what you wear at wedding 100 00:06:35,912 --> 00:06:39,143 ßáÇ¡ áíÓ åßÐÇ! Åäå ÇáØÍíä ÇáøÐí äÕäÚ ãäå ÇáãÚÌäÇÊ æÇáÎÈÒ No, no, no, this isn't that kind of flower! This is flour to make pastry and bread 101 00:06:39,312 --> 00:06:41,542 - ØÍíä ÃÈíÖ ÈÇáÃáãÇäí - ÃÌá - Veismehl - Yes 102 00:06:42,712 --> 00:06:43,986 - ÌãíáÉ - ÃÌá - Jamila - Yes 103 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:45,704 - ãÇ åÐÇ¿ - ßÇÌÑ - What is this? - gager 104 00:06:47,752 --> 00:06:50,107 ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ãä Ãäøßö Úáì ÍÞ áßä ãÇ åæ ÈÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ¿ l'm sure you're right but what is it in English? 105 00:06:52,072 --> 00:06:54,791 ÃãÇ ÓãÚÊö íæãÇð íÌÒÑÉ¿ Have you ever heard of a carrot? 106 00:06:55,152 --> 00:06:57,666 - ÌÒÑÉ¿ - ÃÌá - Carrot? - Yes carrot 107 00:06:58,032 --> 00:07:01,991 ÌÒÑÉ íÌÑøåÇ ÍÕÇä Horse and carrot 108 00:07:05,952 --> 00:07:07,670 - ãÐåá! ßáÇ íÇ ÌãíáÉ - lncredible! - No, no Jamila 109 00:07:07,792 --> 00:07:11,990 !ÃäÊö ÊÞÕÏíä ÚÑÈÉ íÌÑøåÇ ÍÕÇä! åÐå ÌÒÑÉ That's horse and cart! This is a carrot! 110 00:07:13,072 --> 00:07:15,950 ãä íÓÊØíÚ Ãä íÎÈÑäí ãÇ åÐå¿ Who can tell me what these are? 111 00:07:16,632 --> 00:07:18,941 - ÃÕÇÈÚ Óãß - ÌíÏ¡ ÃÍÓäÊö íÇ ÏÇäíÇá - Fish fingers - Good, well done Danielle 112 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:20,869 - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ ãä ÝÖáß - ßáÇ íÇ Úáí¡ áÇ ÊÞáåÇ - Excuse please - No Ali, don't say it 113 00:07:20,992 --> 00:07:22,061 ãÇ ÇáøÐí áÇ ÃÞæáå¿ What don't l say? 114 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:24,660 ßäÊ Êäæí Ãä ÊÞæá Ãí ÔíÁ ÈÎÕæÕ Ãäø ÇáÓãß áÇ íãáß ÃÕÇÈÚ You were going to say anything about fish not having fingers 115 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:26,544 - ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß - ÍÓäÇð¡ áÇ ÊÒÚÌ äÝÓß - Yes please - Well don't bother 116 00:07:28,312 --> 00:07:30,621 - ãÇßÓ - ØãÇØã - Max - Tomato 117 00:07:30,752 --> 00:07:34,461 - ÌíÏ¡ ÊÇÑæ! - ÈØÇÑØæ - Good, Taro! - Potarto 118 00:07:35,192 --> 00:07:37,752 - ÈØÇØÉ - Ãå¡ ÅÐÇð - Potato - Ah so 119 00:07:41,792 --> 00:07:43,544 !ÌíæÝÇäí Giovanni! 120 00:07:43,912 --> 00:07:45,550 - ÚÕíÑ áíãæä - ÌíÏ - Lime Juice - Good 121 00:07:45,952 --> 00:07:47,863 - ÎæÇä - ÚÕíÑ ÈÞÑ - Juan - Cow Juice 122 00:07:53,072 --> 00:07:56,144 - ÍáíÈ - ÃÌá¡ ÍáíÈ - Milk - Si, milk 123 00:07:57,032 --> 00:08:03,141 - åá ÊÚáã ãä Ãíä äÍÕá Úáì ÇáÍáíÈ íÇ ÎæÇä¿ - ÃÌá ÓíÏÊí¡ ãä ÈÇÆÚ ÇáÍáíÈ - Do you know where we get milk from Juan? - Si senora, milkman 124 00:08:05,112 --> 00:08:10,823 - åÏæÁ ãä ÝÖáßã! äÍÕá Úáì ÇáÍáíÈ ãä ÇáÃÈÞÇÑ - ÃÌá¡ ÃÈÞÇÑ - Quiet please! We get milk from cows - Si, cows! Vaca! 125 00:08:12,632 --> 00:08:15,624 - ÑÇäÌíÊ! - ÑÞÇÆÞ ÇáÐÑÉ - Ranjeet! - Corn flakes 126 00:08:16,712 --> 00:08:18,942 - ßáÇ¡ Åäå ÔæÝÇä - ÔæÝÇä - No oats - Oats 127 00:08:19,872 --> 00:08:21,225 åÐÇ åæ ÅÐÇð So that is oats! 128 00:08:21,632 --> 00:08:23,588 ...ÕÏíÞí ÇáøÐí ÃÚãá ãÚå My friend who l am working with 129 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:28,706 ßá ÕÈÇÍ ãÎÈÑäí ÈÃäå ßÇä ÇááíáÉ ÇáãÇÖíÉ íãÇÑÓ ÇáÍÈ Every morning he is telling me last night he is having his oats 130 00:08:32,832 --> 00:08:37,747 - Åäå ãÎÈÑäí ÈÃäøå íÍÈ Ðáß ßËíÑÇð - ÃäÇ ãÊÃßøÏ ãä Åäå ßÐáß - He is telling me he likes them very much - l'm sure he does 131 00:08:38,832 --> 00:08:41,949 - ãä íÓÊØíÚ Ãä íÎÈÑäí ãÇ åÐå¿ - áÍã ãÞÏæÏ - Who can tell me what this is? - Bacon 132 00:08:42,072 --> 00:08:46,031 - ÌíÏ¡ æãä Ãí äÍÕá Úáì áÍã ãÞÏæÏ ÃÞÕÏ... ãÞÏÏ¿ - ãä ÈÇÆÚ ÇáÍáÈÈ - Good, and where does bacon come from? - Milkman 133 00:08:48,592 --> 00:08:53,666 - ÇááÍã ÇáãÞÏÏ áÇ íÃÊí ãä ÈÇÆÚ ÇáÍáíÈ - ßá ÃÓÈæÚ ÃÔÊÑíå ãäå - Bacon does not come from the milkman - Every week l buy bacon from milkman 134 00:08:54,072 --> 00:08:58,668 - ÎäÒíÑ¡ ÎäÒíÑ - åá ÊÏÚæäí ÈÇáÎäÒíÑ¿ - Pig, pig - Are you calling me pig? 135 00:08:59,112 --> 00:09:05,984 - ÃäÊ ÎäÒíÑ ÃíåÇ ÇáÝØíÑÉ ÇáÅíØÇáíÉ - ÃÛáÞ ÞÏãíß - You are a pig you ltalian ravioli - Shut your plates of meat 136 00:09:06,952 --> 00:09:08,943 !åÐÇ íÝí ÈÇáÛÑÖ That'll do! 137 00:09:09,072 --> 00:09:12,985 ãÇ ßÇä íÍÇæá ÌíæÝÇäí Ãä íÞæáå Ãä ÇááÍã ÇáãÞÏÏ íÃÊí ãä ÇáÎäÒíÑ What Giovanni was trying to say was that bacon comes from a pig 138 00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:14,865 áÇ ÈÃÓ lt's alright 139 00:09:15,952 --> 00:09:19,945 åá íÓÊØíÚ Ãí ÃÍøÏ Ãä íÎÈÑäí ãÇÐÇ äÓãí ÇáÎäÒíÑ ÈÚÏ ÐÈÍå¿ Can anyone tell me what we call a pig after it has been killed? 140 00:09:20,072 --> 00:09:26,466 - ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß¡ ÎäÒíÑ ãíÊ - ÈÏíÚ - Yes please, it is dead pig! - Amazing 141 00:09:27,072 --> 00:09:29,745 !ßáÇ íÇ Úáí¡ íÓãì áÍã ÎäÒíÑ No Ali, that's pork! 142 00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:32,990 - ãÇ åÐÇ¿ Ãí ÃÍÏ¿ - ÚáÈÉ áÍã - What is this? Anybody? - A tin of meat 143 00:09:33,112 --> 00:09:40,700 - ÃÌá ÅäåÇ ÚáÈÉ ØÚÇã ßáÇÈ - Ãæå¡ íÇááÕÏãÉ¡ ÃäÊã ÊÖÚæä ßáÇÈÇð Ýí ÚáÈ ÍÊì ÊÃßáæåÇ - Yes, actually it's a tin of dog meat - Oh blimey, you're putting dogs in tins to eat 144 00:09:41,672 --> 00:09:44,232 - ÃÙäø Ãäí ÓãÚÊ ãÇ Ýíå ÇáßÝÇíÉ - Åäøåã ÃÝÖá ããÇ ßÇäæÇ Úáíå - l think l've heard enough - They are better than they were 145 00:09:44,672 --> 00:09:46,503 ãä ÇáãÓÊÍíá Ãä íßæäæÇ ÃÓæà They could hardly be worse! 146 00:09:49,312 --> 00:09:51,985 ÅäåÇ ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ãÍÞÉ ßãÇ ÊÚáãæä! ÇáÈÚÖ ãäßã ãÊÑÇÌÚ ÌÏÇð ááæÑÇÁ She's absolutely right you know! Some of you are very behind 147 00:09:52,072 --> 00:09:53,983 ÃäÇ ÃÞÖí æÞÊÇð ØæíáÇð áÊÍÖíÑ åÐå ÇáÏÑæÓ l spend a lot of time preparing these lessons 148 00:09:54,112 --> 00:09:56,706 æÇáÈÚÖ ãäßã áÇ íÃÎÐåÇ ÈäÕÝ ÇáÌÏíÉ ÇáøÊí åí Úáíå And some of you don't take them half as serious as they should 149 00:09:56,832 --> 00:09:58,709 ÍÇä ÇáæÞÊ áÊÚãáæÇ ÈÌÏ lt's time you put your shoulders to the wheel 150 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:01,062 - Ãí ÚÌáÉ ãä ÝÖáß¿ - ÇáÊÚáøã - What wheel please? - Learning 151 00:10:01,592 --> 00:10:03,548 ÃÚÊÞÏ Åäøå ãä ÇáÃÝÖá Ãä ÊÈÞæÇ äÕÝ ÓÇÚÉ ÅÖÇÝíÉ ÇááíáÉ l think you better stay an extra half hour tonight 152 00:10:04,192 --> 00:10:08,708 - ÅäøåÇ áíáÉ ÇáÌãÚÉ! áÏíø ãæÚÏ - áÇ íåãäí - lt's Friday night! l got a date - l don't care 153 00:10:08,832 --> 00:10:11,744 ÃÑíÏßã Ãä ÊÍáøæÇ ÇáÊãÇÑíä Ýí Õ 53¡ ÌãíÚßã l want you to do the exercises on page 53, all of them 154 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:13,669 æáÇ ÊÛÇÏÑæÇ ÍÊøì ÊäÊåæÇ ãäåÇ And you don't go until you've finished 155 00:10:31,352 --> 00:10:32,467 !ÊÕÈÍæä Úáì ÎíÑ So long! 156 00:10:38,632 --> 00:10:41,829 - áÞÏ ÃÞÝáÊ ÇáãÞåì íÇ ÓíÏ - ÔßÑÇð ßáÇÏ - l've locked up the tea room Sid - Thanks Glad 157 00:10:42,192 --> 00:10:45,548 - åá ÊÑÛÈíä ÈÔÑÇÈ íÇ ÝÊÇÉ¿ - ßáÇ¡ ÃÑíÏ Ãä ÃÐåÈ ááÈíÊ - Fancy a drink Girl? - No l want to get home 158 00:10:45,672 --> 00:10:48,027 íÌÈ Ãä ÃÔÑÈ ßÃÓÇð! ÍäÌÑÊí ãÊíÈøÓÉ l must have a pint! My throat's spitting feathers 159 00:10:53,072 --> 00:10:55,950 - ãÇ ßÇä Ðáß¿ - ÃÙäø Ãäø ÃÍÏÇð ãÇ Úáì ÇáÈÇÈ - What was that? - l think it is somebody at the door 160 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:56,948 !ÃÏÎá Come in! 161 00:11:07,352 --> 00:11:09,991 ãÑÍÈÇð¡ åá ãä ÃÍøÏ åäÇß¿ Hello, is anybody there? 162 00:11:17,912 --> 00:11:22,906 - ÇáæÏÇÚ íÇ ÓíÏ! ÃÑÇß íæã ÇáÅËäíä - ÊÕÈÍíä Úáì ÎíÑ ßáÇÏíÓ - Cheerio Sid! See you on Monday - Good night Gladys 163 00:11:28,297 --> 00:11:29,810 ÇáÃãÑ áÇ íÈÔÑ ÈÎíÑ! áÇ ÃÓÊØíÚ ÝÊÍåÇ lt's no good! l can't get it open 164 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:33,369 ÃÚáã! áã áÇ ÊÕÏã ÇáÈÇÈ¿ l know! Why not we smash the door up? 165 00:11:33,497 --> 00:11:36,773 ÊÞÕÏ ÊÍØøã! ÇáÃãÑ íÓÊÍÞ ÇáãÍÇæáÉ ÍÓäÇð! ÊÑÇÌÚæÇ ÌãíÚßã down! lt's worth a try, alright! Stand back everyone 166 00:11:38,217 --> 00:11:39,252 !ÃÍÐÑæÇ ãä ÇáÔÙÇíÇ Careful of splinters! 167 00:11:48,697 --> 00:11:52,690 - ÃäÊ áã ÊÝÊÍ ÇáÈÇÈ - ÃÙäø Ãääí ßÓÑÊ ÐÑÇÚí - You haven't opened the door - l think l've broken my arm 168 00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:57,449 - ÓäãæÊ ÌãíÚÇð - áÇ Êßä ÏÑÇãíøÇð ÌÏÇõ - We are all going to die - Don't be so dramatic 169 00:11:57,577 --> 00:11:58,805 ÑÈøãÇ äÕÑÎ ËÇäíÉð Maybe we shout again 170 00:11:59,257 --> 00:12:00,736 áÇ ÃÚÊÞÏ Ãäø ÍäÌÑÊí ÓÊÊÍãøá ÈÚÏ ÇáÂä l don't think my throat would stand any more 171 00:12:00,817 --> 00:12:02,569 !åíå ÃäÙÑæÇ! åäÇáß ÑÌá Ýí ÇáÔÇÑÚ Hey look! There's a man in the street! 172 00:12:03,738 --> 00:12:07,617 !ÇáäÌÏÉ¡ ÇáäÌÏÉ Help, help! 173 00:12:07,737 --> 00:12:09,614 áä íÓãÚäÇ æäÍä Ýí ÇáÃÚáì åäÇ! áæøÍæÇ áå He won't hear us from up here! Wave to him 174 00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:13,608 - áÞÏ ÑÂäÇ - ÌíÏ - He has seen us - Good 175 00:12:14,217 --> 00:12:15,491 Åäøå íáæøÍ áäÇ He's waving back 176 00:12:17,457 --> 00:12:19,368 Åäøå ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ íÚÊÞÏ ÈÃäøäÇ äÍÇæá Ãä äßæä áØÝÇÁ He obviously thinks we're just being friendly 177 00:12:19,977 --> 00:12:21,296 áÞÏ ÐåÈ He's gone 178 00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:25,815 - äÍä ßáøäÇ ÓäãæÊ - áÇ ÃÍøÏ ÓíãæÊ - We are all going to die - Nobody is going to die 179 00:12:26,617 --> 00:12:30,087 ãÇ äÍÊÇÌå åæ ÔíÁ ãÇ áÌÐÈ ÅäÊÈÇå ÇáãÇÑøÉ What we need is something to be attracting the attention of passer by 180 00:12:30,538 --> 00:12:34,326 ÃÌá¡ ÏÇäíÇá íäÈÛí Ãä ÊáæøÍ ãä ÇáäÇÝÐÉ ÈäÝÓåÇ Yes, Danielle should wave from window by herself 181 00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:37,370 ãÚ åÐÇ áä íßæä ßÇÝíÇð áÌÐÈ ÇáÅäÊÈÇå ÇáßÇÝí lt still may not be sufficient to attract enough attention 182 00:12:37,497 --> 00:12:38,612 Óíßæä ßÐáß áæ ÎáÚÊ ãáÇÈÓåÇ lt would be if she took all her clothes off 183 00:12:40,537 --> 00:12:42,732 - åÐå ÝßÑÉ ÌíÏÉ - ßáÇ ÅäåÇ áíÓÊ ßÐáß - That's a good idea - No it isn't 184 00:12:42,817 --> 00:12:45,570 !ÇáÂä¡ ÅÌáÓæÇ ÝÍÓÈ ÌãíÚßã Now, just sit down everybody! 185 00:12:46,337 --> 00:12:47,611 äÍä ÝÞØ ÓäÝßøÑ ÈÍá áåÐÇ We'll just have to think this one out 186 00:12:48,577 --> 00:12:50,295 áÇ ÈÏ Ãä íßæä åäÇáß Íá ÈÓíØ There must be a simple solution 187 00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:54,286 æÅä áã íßä¡ Óíßæä ÚáíäÇ Ãä ääÊÙÑ ÍÊøì íÝÊÞÏ ÃÍÏåã æÇÍÏÇð ãäÇ And if there isn't, we'll just have to wait until somebody misses one of us 188 00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:57,090 áßä ãÇÐÇ áæ Ãä áÇ ÃÍøÏ ãÝÊÞÏ ÃÍÏÇð But what if nobody is missing anybody 189 00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:01,286 ÑÈãÇ Óäßæä ÚÇáÞíä åäÇ ãÚÇð ÍÊì ÕÈÇÍ ÇáÅËäíä We could be being stuck here together until Monday morning 190 00:13:01,817 --> 00:13:04,570 äÍä ßáøäÇ ÓäãæÊ We are all going to die 191 00:13:05,457 --> 00:13:08,767 Úáí¡ áÇ ÃÍøÏ ÓíãæÊ! ÝÞØ ÃäÊ ÓÊãæÊ Ali, nobody is going to die! Only you is going to die 192 00:13:09,217 --> 00:13:10,286 - ÃäÇ¿ - ÃÌá - Me? - Yes 193 00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:12,612 áÃäøß ÅÐÇ ÞáÊ ÅääÇ ßáäÇ ÓäãæÊ¡ ÓÃÔäÞß Because if you say we are all going to die once more, l shall strangle you 194 00:13:13,297 --> 00:13:14,366 !åäÇáß 11 ÔÎÕ åäÇ There are eleven of us here! 195 00:13:14,498 --> 00:13:16,773 ãä ÇáãÄßÏ ÚÇÌáÇð Ãã ÂÌáÇð¡ æÇÍÏ ãäÇ ÓíÝÊÞÏæå lt is obvious that sooner or later, one of us will be missed 196 00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:21,212 - åá ÓíÝÊÞÏß ÃÍÏ ÓíÏí¿ - ÍÓäÇð áÇ áßäí ÃÚíÔ æÍíÏÇð Ýí ÔÞÉ - Will you be missed sir? - Well no but l live alone in a flat 197 00:13:21,337 --> 00:13:25,410 - áßä ãËáÇð ÎÐ ÏÇäíÇá - ÃÍÈ Ãä ÂÎÐ ÏÇäíÇá - But for example, take Danielle - l would love to take Danielle 198 00:13:26,817 --> 00:13:28,694 ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ßæäßö ÃÌäÈíÉ l'm sure that, being an au pair 199 00:13:28,817 --> 00:13:30,614 ÝÅäø ÚÇÆáÊßö ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ ÓíÝÊÞÏæäßö ÚäÏãÇ áÇ ÊÑÌÚíä Your English family will miss you when you don't return 200 00:13:30,697 --> 00:13:33,257 ßáÇ¡ Åäåã ãÓÇÝÑíä áÞÖÇÁ ÚØáÉ äåÇíÉ ÇáÅÓÈæÚ No, they are away for the weekend 201 00:13:34,617 --> 00:13:36,653 ÍÓäÇð ÂäÇ¡ ãÇÐÇ Úä ÚÇÆáÊßö ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ¿ Well Anna, what about your English family? 202 00:13:36,777 --> 00:13:37,812 - åá åã ãÓÇÝÑæä¿ - ßáÇ - Are they away? - No 203 00:13:38,257 --> 00:13:39,736 - ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ Óíßæä ÞáÞíä - ßáÇ - They'll obviously be worried! - No 204 00:13:39,817 --> 00:13:41,455 - ßáÇ¿ - ÅäåÇ ÚØáÉ äåÇíÉ ÃÓÈæÚí - No? - lt is my weekend off! 205 00:13:41,577 --> 00:13:46,446 - ßäÊ ÓÃÞÖíåÇ ãÚ ÏÇäíÇá - äÍä ßáøäÇ ÓäãæÊ - l was spending it with Danielle - We are all going to die 206 00:13:46,697 --> 00:13:52,090 Úáí! ÊÇÑæ¡ ãÇÐÇ Úäß¿ ÃäÊ ãÊÒæÌ! Ãáä ÊÝÊÞÏß ÒæÌÊß¿ Ali! Taro, what about you? You're married! Won't your wife miss you? 207 00:13:52,697 --> 00:13:56,610 - ÒæÌÊí ÃÕáÇð ÊÝÊÞÏäí - ÃÑÃíÊã - Wife already missing me - There you are 208 00:13:57,218 --> 00:14:03,293 ááÃÓÝ¡ ÅäåÇ ãÚ æÇáÏíåÇ Ýí Øæßíæ Unfortunately, she is with parents in Tokyo 209 00:14:04,537 --> 00:14:07,609 ãÇÐÇ Úäß íÇ ÌíæÝÇäí¿ ÃäÊ ÊÚãá Ýí ãØÚã What about you Giovanni? You work in a restaurant 210 00:14:07,737 --> 00:14:10,615 - ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ãÏíÑß ÓíÝÊÞÏß - ØÈÚÇð ÓíÝÊÞÏäí - Surely your employer will miss you - Sure he's gonna miss me 211 00:14:10,737 --> 00:14:17,176 - ÅÐÇð ÑÈãÇ ÓíÝÚá ÔíÆÇð ÈåÐÇ ÇáÎÕæÕ - ÃÌá¡ ÓíØÑÏäí - So presumably, he'll do something about it - Yes, he's gonna give me the sack 212 00:14:19,297 --> 00:14:21,492 áÇ ãÝÑø ãä Ãäø ÃÍÏÇð íÌÈ Ãä íÝÊÞÏ ÃÍÏÇð Somebody's bound to miss somebody 213 00:14:21,617 --> 00:14:26,691 æÅÐÇ ÍÏË ÇáÃÓæá ÚäÏåÇ... áÇ ÊÞáÞæÇ äÓÊØíÚ Ãä ääÌæ ÍÊì äåÇíÉ ÇáÚØáÉ And if the worst happens, then... Don't worry we can survive the weekend! 214 00:14:26,817 --> 00:14:27,772 !áÏíäÇ ÇáßËíÑ ãä ÇáØÚÇã æÇáÔÑÇÈ We've got plenty of food and drink! 215 00:14:28,497 --> 00:14:30,647 Óíßæä ÚáíäÇ ÝÞØ Ãä äÍÇÝÙ Úáì ãÚäæíÇÊäÇ ãÑÝæÚÉ! ÍÇæáæÇ æÓÊßæäæä ÓÚÏÇÁ We'll just have to keep our spirits up! Try and be cheerful 216 00:14:30,777 --> 00:14:32,688 ÝßÑæÇ Ýí ÃÔíÇÁ ÊÝÚáæåÇ áÞÖÇÁ ÇáæÞÊ Think of things to do to pass the time 217 00:14:32,977 --> 00:14:34,615 - ÃäÇ ÃÞæá äßÊÉ! - ÝßÑÉ ÌíÏÉ ÌíæÝÇäí - l tell ajoke! - Good idea Giovanni 218 00:14:34,737 --> 00:14:37,695 ÓäÞæá äßÇÊ ÌãíÚäÇ! åÐÇ ÓíÓÇÚÏäÇ Úáì ÞÖÇÁ ÇáæÞÊ! ÅÈÏà ÌíæÝÇäí We'll all tell jokes! That will help pass the time! Go ahead Giovanni! 219 00:14:38,538 --> 00:14:43,089 ÍÓäÇð¡ ßÇä åäÇáß ÑÌá áÏíå ÛäÛÑíäÇ Ýí ÓÇÞå Ok, there was this man and he has gangrene in the leg 220 00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:49,292 - åá ÃäÊ ãÊÃßÏ ãä ÃäøåÇ äßÊÉ¿ - ØÈÚÇð¡ ÅäåÇ ãÖÍßÉ ÌÏÇð - Are you sure this is a joke? - Sure, it's very funny 221 00:14:51,817 --> 00:14:54,809 Úáì Ãí ÍÇá¡ ÐåÈ Åáì ÇáãÓÊÔÝì áíÞØÚæÇ ÓÇÞå Anyway, he goes into the hospital to have the leg chopped off 222 00:14:55,697 --> 00:15:00,373 ÈÚÏ ÇáÚãáíÉ¡ ÚäÏãÇ ÅÓÊÝÇÞ After the operation, when he's come back to being conscious 223 00:15:00,497 --> 00:15:07,573 ÑÃì ÇáØÈíÈ íÈÏæ ÞáÞÇð ÌÏÇð! ÞÇá áå ãÇ ÇáÃãÑ íÇ ÏßÊæÑ¿ He sees the doctor looking very worried! 'What's the matter doctor', he say 224 00:15:08,257 --> 00:15:14,605 ÇáØÈíÈ ÃÌÇÈ ÓíÏí áÏí ÃÎÈÇÑ ÓíÆÉ æÃÎÈÇÑ ÌíÏÉ The doctor replies, 'Senor l have bad news and l have good news' 225 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:21,647 áÐÇ¡ ÞÇá ÇáÑÌá: ÍÓäÇð¡ Þá áí ãÇ åí ÇáÃÎÈÇÑ ÇáÓíÆÉ So, the man say, 'OK, give me the bad news' 226 00:15:21,777 --> 00:15:27,374 ÇáØÈíÈ ÞÇá: áÞÏ ÞØÚÊ ÇáÓÇÞ ÇáÎØà The doctor say, 'l have chopped off the wrong leg' 227 00:15:27,497 --> 00:15:31,615 ÞÇá ÇáÑÌá: íÇ ãÑíã ÇáÚÐÑÇÁ¡ æãÇ åí ÇáÃÎÈÇÑ ÇáÌíÏÉ¿ Santa Maria, the man say, 'what is the good news? ' 228 00:15:32,457 --> 00:15:36,689 ÇáØÈíÈ ÞÇá: ÓÇÞß ÇáÇÎÑì ÊÊÍÓøä The doctor say 'Your other leg is getting better' 229 00:15:42,457 --> 00:15:45,369 - ÍÓäÇð¡ ÅÓÊãÑ - åÐå åí ÇáäßÊÉ - Well go on - That's the joke 230 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:50,696 - ãÖÍßÉ ÌÏÇð - ÑÃÓ Ðßí ÂÎÑ - Very droll - Another Uncle Ned 231 00:15:51,697 --> 00:15:53,608 åá áÏì ÃÍÏ ÂÎÑ ÞÕÉ ãÖÍßÉ¿ Does anybody else got a funny story? 232 00:15:55,697 --> 00:16:00,532 åá ÊÚáãæä Ãä ÇáÃãÑ íÊØáøÈ ÓíÎíøíä ÅËäíä áíÍáÈÇ ÚäÒÉò æÇÍÏÉ¿ Do you know it take two Sikhs to milk one goat? 233 00:16:00,657 --> 00:16:02,295 - ÅËäíä¿ - ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß - Two? - Yes please 234 00:16:02,417 --> 00:16:08,606 æÇÍÏ íãÓß ÇáÍáãÇÊ æÇáËÇäí íÑÝÚ ÇáÚäÒÉ æíäÒáåÇ One to be holding the tits and one to be lifting the goat up and down 235 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:16,253 æåá ßäÊã ÊÚáãæä Ãä Ýí ÈÇßÓÊÇä áÇ íæÌÏ ËáÌ And did you know that in Pakistan they have no ice 236 00:16:16,377 --> 00:16:20,370 áÃä ÇáÑÌá ÇáøÐí åæ ÚÇÑÝ ÈÕäÚ ÇáËáÌ ÞÏ åÇÌÑ ecause the man who is knowing to be making ice has emigrated 237 00:16:22,657 --> 00:16:27,777 - åá ÊÞæá ÈÃäø ßá ÇáÈÇßÓÊÇäííä ÃÛÈíÇÁ¿ - ßáÇ¡ ÃäÊ ÝÞØ - Are you saying all Pakistanis are stupid? - No, just you 238 00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:32,170 ÃÌáÓæÇ! áÇ ãÒíÏ ãä ÇáäßÇÊ ÇáÚäÕÑíÉ Sit down! No more racialist jokes please 239 00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:34,772 - åá áÏì ÃÍÏ ÂÎÑ ÞÕÉ ãÖÍßÉ¿ - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ - Has anybody else got a funny story? - Por favore 240 00:16:35,297 --> 00:16:36,810 !ÞÕÉ ãÖÍßÉ¡ äßÊÉ A funny story, a joke! 241 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:41,085 - ÞÕÉ åÒáíÉ - Âå¡ ÞÕÉ åÒáíÉ! ÃÌá¡ ÃÌá - Chista - Ah, chista! Si, si 242 00:17:44,657 --> 00:17:48,616 !ÃäÇ ãÊÃßøÏ ãä ÃäåÇ ãÖÍßÉ ááÛÇíÉ¡ áæ ÝÞØ ßäÇ äÚÑÝ ãÚäÇåÇ l'm sure that was extremely hilarious, lf only we knew what it was about! 243 00:17:49,297 --> 00:17:52,494 ÊÇÑæ¡ ãÇÐÇ Úä äßÊÉ íÇÈÇäíÉ ÈÇáÅäßáíÒí ãä ÝÖáß Taro, what about a Japanese joke in English please 244 00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:01,087 ...ãËÑ íÇÈÇäí ÞÏíã íÞæÑ Old Japanese ploverb say... 245 00:18:01,617 --> 00:18:08,614 ÇáÑÌá ÇáøÐí íÛÑí ÝÊÇÉ Úáì ÇáÊáæ¡ áíÓ ÑÌáÇð ÕÇáÍÇð ''Man who seduces girl on hillsido, not on the level'' 246 00:18:13,497 --> 00:18:14,691 !Ðßí ÌÏÇð Very clever! 247 00:18:15,457 --> 00:18:20,326 Óæ áí¡ ãÇÐÇ áæ ÊÖÑÈí áäÇ ãËáÇð Úä ÎÝÉ ÇáÏã ÇáÕíäíÉ¿ Su Lee, what about a sample of Chinese humour? 248 00:18:20,457 --> 00:18:24,609 Ýí ÌãåæáíÉ ÇáÕíä ÇáÏíãÞáÇØíÉ¡ áÇ äãÑß ÇáæÞÊ ááÝßÇåÉ ÇáÈÑÌæÇÒíÉ ÇáãäÍØÉ ln democlatic repubric of China, we have no time for decadent bourgoise humour 249 00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:27,375 !ßáÇ¡ áÇ ÃÝÊÑÖ Ãäøßã ßÐáß No, l don't suppose you do! 250 00:18:27,817 --> 00:18:29,614 ÏÇäíÇá¡ ãÇÐÇ Úäßö¿ Danielle, what about you? 251 00:18:29,737 --> 00:18:32,171 - áÏíø äßÊÉ ÝÑäÓíÉ ãä ÃÌáß - ÌíÏ - l have a French joke for you - Good 252 00:18:32,537 --> 00:18:35,609 - ÃäÇ ÃÎÈÑß Úä ÞÓ ßÇËæáíáí - ÃÌá¡ åÐÇ íÈÏæ ÃÝÖá - l tell you about the catholic priest! - Yeah, that sounds better 253 00:18:35,737 --> 00:18:37,693 - ÃÌá¿ - åíÇ - Yes? - Come on 254 00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:50,406 ßÇä åäÇáß ÞÓ íãÔí ÝÃÊì Åáíå ÔÑØí æÓÃáå There was the priest out walking and a gendarme come up and say 255 00:18:50,537 --> 00:18:53,609 íÇ ÃÈÊÇå¡ ÊÚÇá ÈÓÑÚÉ¡ åäÇáß ÑÌá Úáì ÞãÉ ÈÑÌ ÅíÝá Father, come quickly, there is a man on the top of the Eiffel Tower 256 00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:55,335 !æåæ Úáì æÔß Ãä íÞÝÒ And he is going to jump! 257 00:18:55,457 --> 00:18:58,688 áÐÇ ÐåÈ ÇáÃÈ Åáì ÇáÈÑÌ æÑÃì ÇáÑÌá So the father goes to the tower and sees the man 258 00:18:59,377 --> 00:19:01,368 !ãÇ ÇáøÐí ÊÝÚáå¿ ÃäÊ ãÌäæä What are doing? You're mad! 259 00:19:01,497 --> 00:19:04,455 ÝßøÑ ÈÚÇÆáÊß! ÝßøÑ ÈÒæÌÊß Think of your family! Think of your wife 260 00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:10,607 áÐÇ ÞÇá ÇáÑÌá: ÒæÌÊí ÊÑßÊäí¡ áíÓ áÏíø ÚÇÆáÉ! áÐÇ ÃÞÝÒ So the man says 'My wife has left me! l have no family! So l jump' 261 00:19:10,737 --> 00:19:13,695 ÇáÞÓ¡ ÍÇæá ÃßËÑ ÝÃßËÑ The priest, he tries one more time 262 00:19:14,217 --> 00:19:18,574 áÐÇ ÞÇá¡ ÅäåÇ ÎØíÆÉ ÖÏ ÇáßäíÓÉ ÇáßÇËæáíßíÉ So he says, lt is a sin against the catholic church 263 00:19:18,697 --> 00:19:21,495 ÇáÑÌá ÞÇá: ÃäÇ áÓÊ ßÇËæáíßí The man says 'l am not catholic' 264 00:19:21,657 --> 00:19:24,091 !ÍÓäÇð¡ ÞÇá ÇáÞÓ¡ ÅÞÝÒ OK, says the priest, jump! 265 00:19:31,457 --> 00:19:35,689 - ÃÌá ÂäÇ - ãÇÐÇ áæ ÊÎÈÑíäÇ äßÊÉ¿ - ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÚÑÝ Ãí äßÇÊ - Yeah Anna, what about a joke? - l don't know any jokes 266 00:19:35,817 --> 00:19:39,173 ÃÓÊÇÐí¡ áã áÇ ÊÎÈÑäÇ äßÊÉ¿ Professori, why don't you tell us a joke? 267 00:19:41,977 --> 00:19:44,616 ÍÓäÇð¡ ÓÃÎÈÑßã æÇÍÏÉ ÓãÚÊåÇ Ýí ãÏÑÓÊí ÇáÓÇÈÞÉ All right, I'll tell you one l heard at my last school 268 00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:46,650 Êã ÅÑÓÇá ÃÍÏ ÇáÃæáÇÏ ááÈíÊ Ýí íæã ãÇ One of the boys was sent home one day 269 00:19:46,777 --> 00:19:49,245 ÓÃáå ÃÈÇå Úä ÓÈÈ ÅÑÓÇáå ááÈíÊ¡ ÝÑÝÖ Ãä íÎÈÑå And his father asked him why he'd been sent home, he refused to tell him 270 00:19:49,377 --> 00:19:50,605 áÐÇ ÐåÈ ÇáÃÈ áÑÄíÉ ÇáãÏíÑ So his father went to see the Headmaster 271 00:19:50,977 --> 00:19:53,252 ÞÇá ÇáãÏíÑ: ÓÃÎÈÑß áãÇÐÇ Êã ÅÑÓÇá ÅÈäß ááÈíÊ The Headmaster said 'l'll tell you why your son was sent home' 272 00:19:53,377 --> 00:19:56,289 ÚäÏãÇ ÓÃáå ÇáãÏÑøÓ ãä ÃÓÞØ ÌÏÑÇä ÃÑíÍÇ When the teacher asked him who pushed down the Walls of Jericho 273 00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:57,686 ÞÇá áíÓ ÃäÇ He said it wasn't me 274 00:19:58,257 --> 00:20:01,294 áÐÇ ÞÇá ÇáÃÈ ØÇáãÇ Åäå ÞÇá ÈÃäå áã íÝÚáåÇ¡ Ýåæ ÅÐÇð áã íÝÚáåÇ So the father said if he said he didn't do it, then he didn't do it 275 00:20:02,777 --> 00:20:04,608 ÇáãÚÐÑÉ ãä ÝÖáß Excuse please 276 00:20:04,697 --> 00:20:06,608 ãÇ ÇáÃãÑ íÇ Úáí¿ Ãáã ÊÝåã ÇáäßÊÉ¿ What is the matter Ali? Didn't you understand the joke? 277 00:20:06,697 --> 00:20:12,488 ÃÌá áßäí ãÇ áã ÃÝåãå åæ ãä ÍØøã ÝÚáÇð ÌÏÑÇä ÃÑíÍÇ¿ Yes but what l didn't understand is who did push down the Walls of Jericho? 278 00:20:14,697 --> 00:20:20,294 åá áÏì ÃÍÏ ÂÎÑ äßÊÉ¿ ßáÇ¿ ãÇÐÇ Úä ÃÛäíÉ¿ Anybody else got a joke? No? What about a sing song 279 00:20:20,737 --> 00:20:26,607 ÃäÇ ÚÇÑÝ áÃÛäíÉ ÅäßáíÒíÉ ÌíÏÉ¡ ÊÞæá ÏÍÑÌäí Ýí ÇáÈÑÓíã l am knowing good English sing song all about rolling me over in the clover 280 00:20:27,737 --> 00:20:29,807 áÇ ÃÙäø Ãäøå ãä ÇáÌíÏ Ãä äÓãÚ Êáß ÇáÃÛäíÉ! ÔßÑÇð l don't think we want that one! Thank you 281 00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:33,767 - åá íÚÑÝ ÃÍøÏßã ÏíÒí¿ - åá åí ÌãíáÉ¿ - Does anybody know Daisy? - ls she beautiful? 282 00:20:34,737 --> 00:20:37,774 ...ÅäøåÇ ÃÛäíÉ¡ ÏíÒí. ÅäåÇ ÊÞæá lt's a song, Daisy! lt goes like this... 283 00:20:37,977 --> 00:20:48,091 ÏíÒí¡ ÏíÒí¡ ÃÌíÈí. ÃäÇ äÕÝ ãÌäæä ÈÓÈÈ ÍÈøß 'Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do l'm half crazy, over the love of you' 284 00:21:03,577 --> 00:21:05,488 !ããÊÇÒ Excellent! 285 00:21:09,697 --> 00:21:13,212 ãÇÐÇ ÓäÛäøí ÈÚÏ¿ What shall we sing next? 286 00:21:13,337 --> 00:21:16,409 - ÃáÇ äÓÊØíÚ Ãä äÃÎÐ ÅÓÊÑÇÍÉ¿ - áã ÃÓãÚ ÈåÇ¡ åí åí ÝÑäÓíÉ¿ - Can't we have a rest? - l don't know that one! ls it French? 287 00:21:17,457 --> 00:21:22,087 ÃÌá¡ ÂÓÝ! åá ÈÅãßÇä ÃÍÏßã Ãä íÎÈÑäí ßã ÇáÓÇÚÉ ÈÇáÖÈØ¿ Yes, l'm sorry! Can anyone tell me the exact time? 288 00:21:23,497 --> 00:21:30,414 - ÇáÓÇÚÉ ÇáÍÇÏíÉ ÚÔÑ æËáÇË ÏÞÇÆÞ - ÝÞØ 58 ÓÇÚÉ ÍÊì ÇáÅËäíä ÇáÞÇÏã - Three minutes past eleven - only 58 hours until Monday morning 289 00:21:36,697 --> 00:21:41,373 áÐÇ ÞáÊ áÒæÌÊí: ÃäÊö ãÍÙæÙÉ áÃäí áÇÒáÊ ÍíÇð So l said to the wife 'You're lucky, l'm still living' 290 00:21:45,217 --> 00:21:46,206 ãÇ ÇáÃãÑ¿ What's up? 291 00:21:46,337 --> 00:21:47,656 - íÇ Åáåí! - ãÇ ÇáÃãÑ¿ - Lord - What's up? 292 00:21:47,777 --> 00:21:49,608 áÇ ÈÏø Çääí Ëãá ãËáß l must be as drunk as you are 293 00:21:50,297 --> 00:21:53,653 ÃÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÃÑì ÇáãÏÑøÓíä Ýí ÇáãÏÑÓÉ íáæøÍæä áí ãä ÇáäÇÝÐÉ l can see the teachers in the school waving at me out of the window 294 00:21:53,777 --> 00:21:55,608 áÇ ÈÏø Ãä ÇáÃãÑ ÃÓæÁ ããÇ ßäÊ ÃÚÊÞÏ lt must be worse than l thought 295 00:21:55,697 --> 00:21:58,609 ÃäÇ ÃÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÃÑÇå l can see him and l don't even know him 296 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:06,812 Âãá Ãäøß áã ÊÌÑøäí Åáì åäÇ áÃÈÍË Úä ÓÑÇÈ l hope you haven't dragged me down here on a wild goose chase 297 00:22:07,257 --> 00:22:10,693 - ÃÄßÏ áßö! ÃäÇ ÞØÚÇð ÑÃíÊåã - ÇáÃã ÛíÑ ãÑíÍ ÃÈÏÇð - l tell you! l definitely saw them - lt's most inconvenient 298 00:22:10,817 --> 00:22:15,413 - Åäøå áíÓ ÎØÃí¡ áÞÏ ÃÖÚÊ ãÝÊÇÍ ÇáÈÇÈ ÇáÃãÇãíÉ - ØÈÚÇð ÎØÃß ÃíåÇ ÇáÞÕíÑ ÇáÓÎíÝ - lt's not my fault, l lost the front door key - Of course, it's your fault you silly little man 299 00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,216 !æÃÎíÑÇð At last! 300 00:22:19,697 --> 00:22:21,369 ÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí¡ ßã ÃäÇ ÓÚíÏ áÑÄíÊß Miss Courtney, how nice to see you 301 00:22:21,497 --> 00:22:23,249 ÃÎÔì Åäøäí áÇ ÃÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÃÑÏø ÇáãÌÇãáÉ l'm afraid l can't return the compliment 302 00:22:23,377 --> 00:22:25,493 !ÊÚÇáæÇ Come along! 303 00:22:25,977 --> 00:22:29,367 ÊÕÈÍæä Úáì ÎíÑ Good night 304 00:22:32,537 --> 00:22:34,846 ÓÃÐåÈ áÃÑì ÈÃäå áÇ íæÌÏ ÔÎÕ ÃÎÑ Ýí Ãí ãßÇä l'll go and see there's nobody else anywhere 305 00:22:36,337 --> 00:22:38,726 - ÃäÇ ÂÓÝ ÌÏÇð - íÌÈ Ãä ÃÝÊÑÖ Ãäøß ßÐáß - l'm terribly sorry - l should hope you are 306 00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:42,207 - Âãá Ãäø ÇáÃãÑ áã íÒÚÌßö - ØÈÚÇð ÃÒÚÌäí - l hope it hasn't inconvenienced you - Of course it inconvenienced me 307 00:22:42,337 --> 00:22:45,295 ßäÊ ÏÇÝÆÉð Ýí ÝÑÇÔí ÃÞÑà ßÊÇÈÇð áÏÇÝäí Ïí ãæÑííÑ l was quite happily curled up in bed with Daphne du Maurier 308 00:22:47,297 --> 00:22:48,696 ÃÓÝ ÌÏÇð ÈÎÕæÕ åÐÇ l am really sorry about this 309 00:22:49,537 --> 00:22:52,335 - ÇáÂä ãÇ ÇáÃãÑ¿ - ÊÑßÊ ÇáÃÔíÇÁ ÇáÊí ÊÓæÞÊåÇ Ýí ÇáÕÝ - Now what's the matter? - l've left my shopping in the class 310 00:22:52,457 --> 00:22:54,175 ÈÍÞ ÇáÓãÇÁ¡ ÃÓÑÚ æÃÌáÈåÇ For heaven's sake, hurry up and get it 311 00:23:03,297 --> 00:23:05,652 - åá ÓÊÓÊÛÑÞ Çááíá ÈØæáå¿ - ßáÇ ßáÇ - You're gonna take all night? - No, No, no 312 00:23:05,777 --> 00:23:07,415 !ÍÓäÇð¡ ÃÓÑÚ Well hurry up! 313 00:23:16,217 --> 00:23:17,093 !ÓíÏ Sid! 314 00:23:17,657 --> 00:23:21,570 !ÓíÏ¡ ÓíÏäí Sid, Sidney! 315 00:23:23,417 --> 00:23:24,486 áÞÏ ÍõÈöÓäÇ ÈÇáÏÇÎá We're locked in 316 00:23:24,617 --> 00:23:26,653 ÇáÂä áÇ íÌÈ Ãä äÝÒÚ! äÓÊØíÚ Ãä äÕãÏ ÍÊì ÕÈÇÍ ÇáÅËäíä! ÊÝÖøáí ÌÒÑÉ Now we mustn't panic! We can last out until Monday morning! Have a carrot 317 00:23:26,777 --> 00:23:31,457 !áäÛäøí ÃÛäíÉ Let's have a sing song! 318 00:23:32,322 --> 00:23:36,131 ÊãÊ ÇáÊÑÌãÉ ÈæÇÓØÉ ÓíÝ ÇáÚØÇÑ www.facebook.com/saif.fender