- Ãæå ãÇßÓ¡ åá ÊÓÊØíÚ ãÓÇÚÏÊí¿ - ØÈÚÇð¡ Ãí Ôí ÊÑíÏíäå - Oh Max, can u help me? - Sure, anything you want
- ÃäÇ æÇÞÚÉ Ýí ãÔßáÉ ßÈíÑÉ - ÃäÇ ÃÞÊáå - l am in very big trouble - l kill him
- ÊÞÊá ãä¿ - ÇáÑÌá ÇáøÐí ÃæÞÚßö Ýí ãÔßáÉ - Who you kill? - The man who put you in big trouble
- áíÓ åäÇáß ÑÌá - ÇáÍãÏááå - There's no man - Dio Gracias
- Åäå æÇÌÈí ÇáÈíÊí! ÃäÇ áã ÃäÊåí ãäå - æÃäÇ áã ÃÈÏÃ Èå - lt's my homework! l have not finished it - And l am haven't started it
- ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä åæ Óíßæä ÛÇÖÈÇð ÌÏÇð - áÇ ÊÞáÞí - Mr. Brown he is going to be very angry - Don't worry
- ÌíæÝÇäí¡ åæ ãä ÓíÕáÍ ßá ÔíÁ - ÃÌá¿ - Giovanni, he's gonna fix everything - Yes?
ãÓÇÁ ÇáÎíÑ Buona Serra
åÓäÇð! ãä íÑíÏ ÇáæÇÌÈ ÇáÈíÊí! ÝÞØ 10 ÈäÓÇÊ áßá æÇÌÈ Hockay! Who wants the homework! Only 10 p. Each
ÚÔÑ ÈäÇÊ¡ áÇ ÃÞÈá ÇáÈíÒíÊÇ 10 p. No peseta
ãä ÇáÊÇáí¿ Whose next?
- ÌíæÝÇäí¡ ßíÝ äÚÑÝ ÇÌæÈÉ ÕÍíÍÉ¿ - ØÈÚÇð ÃÌæÈÉ ÕÍíÍÉ - Giovanni, how we know answers right? - Sure answers right
ÅÈä ÕÇÍÈÏÇ Çáãáß íßÊÈåã! Åäå æáÏ Ðßí My landalady's little boy write them down! He's a clever kid
åÏæÁ ãä ÝÖáßã Quiet please
- Ãíä ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä¿ - ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä áíÓ æÇÕÑÇð - Where is Mr. Brown? - Mr. Brown not alived
åÐÇ ÓíÁ ÌÏÇð! íÌÈ Ãä íßæä åäÇ This is too bad! He should be here
ÊÑíÏíä Ãä ÃÚØí ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä ãÓÇÌ¿ You want l give Mr. Brown a massage?
- ÃÝÊÑÖ Ãäßö ÊÞÕÏíä ÑÓÇáÉ - ÕáíÍ - l presume you mean message - Collect
áÇ ÔßÑÇð No thank you
ÓÃäÊÙÑ ÍÊì íÕá l shall wait until he arrives
åÐÇ ÓíÚØíäí ÇáÝÑÕÉ áÅßÊÔÇÝ ãÞÏÇÑ ãÇ ÊÚáøãÊãæå lt will give me an opportunity to find out how much you have learned
æÇáøÐí åæ Þáíá ÌÏÇð Úáì ãÇ ÃÔß Which is precious little l suspect
- áßä ÓíÏÊí¡ äÍä äÊÚáøã ÇáßËíÑ ãä ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä - ÃÌá - But Madame, we learn a lot from Mr. Brown - Yes
!åÏæÁ ÇáÂä! åÏæÁ¡ åÏæÁ Quiet now! Quiet, quiet!
ÌíÏ ÌÏÇð! áäÑì ÅÐÇ ßäÇ äÓÊØíÚ Ãä äßÊÔÝ ßã ÊÚáøãÊã ãä ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä Very well! Let's see if we can find out how much you've learned from Mr. Brown
åá íÓÊØíÚ ÃÍÏßã Ãä íÚØíäí ÌãáÉ ÝíåÇ ßáãÉ... ãÍÝÒ¿ Can anyone give me a sentence containing the word... 'catalyst'?
ÝáíÞá ÃÍÏßã ÔíÆÇð! ãÍÝøÒ Come along somebody! Catalyst
- ÇáãÚÐÑÉ ÓíÏÊí¿ - ÃÌá - Por favore senora? - Yes
Ýí ÈáÏí ÅÓÈÇäíÇ¡ ãÚÙã ÇáäÇÓ ÑæãÇä ãÍÝøÒíä ln my country Spain, most of the people are Roman Catalyst
áÇ ÃÕÏÞ åÐÇ l don't believe it
- åÐÇ áíÓ ÕÍíÍÇð¿ - áÇ¿ - That's not right - No?
ÅíØÇáíÇ ÏæáÉ ãÍÝøÒÉ ÃßÈÑ ÈßËíÑ ltaly is a much bigger catalyst country
!åÏæÁ... åÏæÁ! ÅÌáÓæÇ Quiet... Quiet! Sit down!
!åÏæÁ ãä ÝÖáßã Quiet please!
ãÓÇÁ ÇáÎíÑ ÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí Good evening Miss Courtney
- Úáì æÔß Ãä äÞæá ÊÕÈÍ Úáì ÎíÑ - ÂÓÝ áÊÃÎÑí - lt's almost goodnight - l'm sorry l'm late
ÕÇÏÝÊäí ÈÚÖ ÇáÚÑÇÞíá Ýí ãÍá ÇáÕÍÝ l was detained at the paper shop
ÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä¡ ÃÚáã Ãä ÇáÍíÇÉ ÕÚÈÉ áßä åá Úáíß Ãä ÊÚãá ÈÊÓáíã ÇáÕÍÝ¿ Mr. Brown, l know the times are hard but do you have to deliver newspapers?
Ãæå áÇ! áÞÏ ÅÔÊÑíÊåã! Åäåã ááØáÇÈ ßÌÒÁ ãä ÊÚáíãåã Oh no! l've bought them! They are for the students as part of their education
ÍÓäÇð¡ Åäåã ÝÚáÇð ÈÍÇÌÉ áÊÚáíã Well they certainly need some education
ãÓÇÁ ÇáÎíÑ Good evening
ÇáãÚÐÑÉ ãä ÝÖáß! ÃäÇ ááÊæ Ýí åÐå ÇááÍÙÉ æÇÕá Excuse me please! l am just this moment arriving
- ÇáãÚÐÑÉ ËÇäíÉð! ÃäÇ ÃÐåÈ - ãÇÐÇ¿ - Excuse me again! l go - What?
ÃäÇ ÃÚæÏ l come back
- åá ÓÊäÊÞá ãä ãäÒáß¿ - ßáÇ Úáì ÇáÅØáÇÞ - Are you moving house? - Not at all
ÃäÇ ÞÇÏã åäÇ ãÈÇÔÑÉð ãä Úãáí l am coming here straight from my work
- åá ÍÕáÊ Úáì æÙíÝÉ¿ - ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß - You've got ajob? - Yes please
ÃäÇ ÈÇÆÚ ãÊÌæá! ÃÊÌæá æÃÓÑÞ ÇáÃÈæÇÈ l'm a travelling salesman! l go round knicking the doors
- ÊØÑÞ ÇáÃÈæÇÈ - Ðáß ÕÍíÍ - Knocking - That is correct
- æãÇÐÇ ÊÈíÚ¿ - íÇááÕÏãÉ¡ ßá ÔíÁ - And what are you selling? - Oh blimey, everything
ááÓÇÏÉ æÇáÓíÏÇÊ! ÃäÇ ÃÑíß ãËÇáÇð For a master or mistress! l show you some example
ÑÈãÇ ÓÊßæä ÑÇÛÈÇð ÈÔÑÇÁ ÔíÁ Maybe you'll be wanting to buy something
áÇ ÔßÑÇð¡ áÇ ÃÚÊÞÏ Åä åÐÇ ÇáÍÌã íäÇÓÈäí No thanks, l don't think that's my size
!ÂÓÝ ÌÏÇð ãä ÝÖáß So sorry please!
åÐå ÇáÍÞíÈÉ ááÓíÏÇÊ ÝÞØ This case is for the lady people only
åÐå ÇáÍÞíÈÉ ááÑÌÇá! æßá Ôí ÓÚÑ ÌíÏ ÌÏÇð This case is for the man people! And everything very good price
ÃäØÑ åÐå ãä ÝÖáß Look this please
ÃäÊ áíÓ Úáíß Ãä ÊÌÑÈå You not have to be tying it
æÃíÖÇð¡ ÅÐÇ ßäÊ ÊÓÞØ ÞØÑÇÊ ÍÓÇÁ ÓÊßæä ãÇÓÍÇð áåÇ And also, if you are dropping soup, you'll be whiping it off
- Åäå ÈáÇÓÊíß ÌíÏ ÌÏÇð - ÃÌá¡ ãÈÊßÑÉ ÌÏÇð - lt's jolly good plastic - Yes very ingenious
- ÝÞØ Ìäíå æ50 ÈäÓ! ÃäÊ ãÑíÏ áæÇÍÏÉ¿ - áÇ ÔßÑÇð - Only one pound 50p! You wanting one? - No thanks
!ÃäÇ ãÎÈÑß ãÇ ÃäÇ ÓÃÝÚáå l am telling you what l am doing!
- áß ÝÞØ ÈÌäíå æÇÍÏ - ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÑíÏ æÇÍÏÉ íÇ Úáí - To you only one pound - l don't want one Ali
ãÇÐÇ Úä ÞãíÕ ÌíÏ ÌÏÇð¿ How about a jelly good shirt?
ãÖãæä ãÆÉ ÈÇáãÆÉ Ïæä ÇáãÓÊæì Guaranteed one hundred percent substandard
ßáÇ ÔßÑÇð No thank you
Úáí¡ åá áÏíß ÌæÇÑÈ¿ Ali, you got any socks?
ßËíÑ ÌæÇÑÈ! ÎãÓíä ÈäÓ! ßËíÑÉ ÕæÝíÉ Plenty socks! Fifty p. Only! Plenty woolly
- Úáí - ãä ÝÖáß¡ ÃäÇ ÃÎÏã ÒÈÇÆäí - Ali - Excuse, l'm serving
- áÏí ÅËäíä - ÍÓäÇð¡ ÅËäíä! äÞæÏ¡ äÞæÏ¡ äÞæÏ - l have 2 - Right, two! Money, money, money
ÇáÂä¡ ÃÎÈÑæäí! ÇÍÏßã ÑÇÛÈ ÈÓÑÇæíá ÊÍÊíÉ¿ ãÎÊáÝ ÇáÃáæÇä Now tell me! Anybody wanting undertrousers? All different colours
- ßã ÇáÓÚÑ¿ - ÝÞØ 50 ÈäÓ - How much? - Only fifty p.
Úáí! ãä ÝÖáß Ali! Please
- Âå¡ ÇäÊ ÑÇÛÈ ÈæÇÍÏ¿ - ßáÇ - Ah, you are wanting one? - No
ÃäÇ ÚÇËÑ áß Úáì ÒæÌ ÌíÏ ÌÏÇð l am finding you very good pair
Ìãíá¡ Ìãíá¡ Ìãíá! ÃÍãÑ æÃÈíÖ æÃÒÑÞ Lovely, lovely, lovely! Red, white and blue
ÊãÇãÇð ßÇáÚáã ÇáÈÑíØÇäí Just like Union Jack
íÇááæØäíÉ! ßáÇ ÔßÑÇð Very patriotic! No, thank you
- áÏíß Ãí ÅíÔÇÑÈ¿ - ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ÌÏÇð - Have you any scarf? - Most definitely
ãä ÃÌáßö ÝÞØ Ìäíå æÇÍÏ! ÕäÚ Ýí åæäÛ ßæäÛ For you only one pound! Made in Honk Kong
åæäÛ ßæäÛ¿ ÃäÇ áÇ ÔáÇÁ ãä ÏæÑÉ áÃÓãÇÑíÉ ÍíË íõÓÊÛÑ ÇáÚãÇÑ ßÇáÎáÝÇä Hong Kong? l not buy from Capatalist state where workers are exploited as cheap labour
- ÃÍÏ ÂÎÑ ÑÇÛÈ ÈÔíÁ ÂÎÑ¿ - Úáí ãä ÝÖáß - Anyone else is wanting something else? - Ali please
- Âå¡ ÃäÊ ÊÓÊÈÏá ÑÃíß - ßáÇ ÃäÇ áÓÊ ßÐáß - Ah, you are exchanging your mind - No l'm not
ÃÈÚÏ åÐå ÇáÍÞÇÆÈ! åÐå áíÓÊ ÊäæÑÉ ÏÇÎáíÉ Put these cases away! This is not Petticoat
ÃÌáÓæÇ ÌãíÚßã ÝÍÓÈ Just sit down everybody
ÊÇÑæ¡ ÃÌáÓ Taro, sit down
ÇáÂä¡ ÞÈá Ãä äÞæã ÈÃí ÔíÁ ÂÎÑ åÐå ÇááíáÉ¡ ÃÑíÏ Ãä ÃÌÏ ãÑÇÞÈÇð Now, before we do anything else this evening, l want to find a monitor
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÃÎÈÑäÇ Ãíä äÈÍË! æäÍä äÌÏ æÇÍÏÇð O.K. You tell us where to look! We find one
ÌíæÝÇäí¡ ÇáãÑÇÞÈ åæ ÔÎÕ íÓÊØíÚ Ãä íßæä ãÓÄæáÇ ð Úä ÇáÕÝ Ýí ÍÇá ÛíÇÈí Giovanni, a monitor is a person who can take charge of the class during my absence
ÔÎÕ Ðßí ßÝÇíÉ áíÊæáì ÇáãÓÄæáíÉ Somebody intelligent enough to assume responsibility
ÈÚÏ ÅÚÇÏÉ ÇáÊÝßíÑ¡ ÑÈãÇ åÐå áíÓÊ ÝßÑÉð ÓÏíÏÉ On second thought, perhaps this is not such a good idea after all
ãä ÝÖáß! ÃÚÊÞÏ Ãäí ÃÚÊÈÑ ãÑÇÞÈÇð ÌíÏÇð Please l think l am making good monitor
ÃÚÊÞÏ ÅääÇ ÓäÊäÇæÈ¡ äÚíä æÇÍÏÇð ãÎÊáÝÇð ßá ÃÓÈæÚ l think we'll alternate, have a different one each week
ÓÊßæä åÐå ÊÌÑÈÉ ÌÏíÏÉ áßã! ÍÓäÇð¡ ÂäÇ ÓäÈÏÃ ãÚßö lt'll be a good experience for you! All right, Anna we'll start with you
!ÔßÑÇð ÈÇáÃáãÇäí Danke!
- ÔßÑÇð - ÒßÑÇð - Thank you - Zank you
åáøÇ ÍãáÊö åÐå Íæá ÇáÕÝ æÌãÚÊö ÇáæÇÌÈÇÊ ÇáÈíÊíÉ lf you'll hand these round and collect the homework
ÃÌá ÈÇáÃáãÇäí Ja
- ÃÌá ÂäÇ - ÃÌá - Yes Anna - Yes
æãä ÇáÂä ÝÕÇÚÏÇð¡ áÇ ÃÑíÏ Ãä ÃÓãÚ ßáÇãÇð ÃÌäÈíÇð Ýí åÐÇ ÇáÕÝ And from now on, l want to hear no more foreign language spoken in this class
ãä ÇááÍÙÉ ÇáøÊí ÊÃÊæä ÈåÇ Åáì åäÇ ÊÊßáøãæä ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ ØæÇá ÇáæÞÊ From the moment you come in here you speak English all the time
åá åÐÇ ãÝåæã¿ ls that understood?
- ÇáãÚÐÑÉ (ÈÇáÅÓÈÇäí)¿ - áÇ ãÚÐÑÉ ÈÇáÅÓÈÇäí - Por favor? - No por favor
ÇáãÚÐÑÉ ÈÇáÅÓÈÇäí ÅäÊåÊ! ÅäßáíÒí ÝÞØ Por favor finito! English only
- áÇ ÈÃÓ - ÃÌá - lts alright - Yes
ÇáÂä¡ åá Çáßá áÏíå ÕÍíÝÉ¿ Now, have you all got a newspaper?
ÓÃÓÃá ßá æÇÍÏ ãäßã Ãä íÞÑÃ ÝÞÑÉð ãä ÇáÕÍíÝÉ l'm going to ask you each to read a passage from the newspaper
Ëã ÓääÇÞÔåÇ ãÚÇð¡ ãÊÝÞíä¿ Then we'll discuss it together, O. K?
ãÇßÓ¡ ÅäÊ ÅÈÏÃ Max, you start
ÇáÓÝÇÑÉ ÇáåãÑíßíÉ íÞÑÕåÇ ÇáÈÚæÖ Hamerican Embassy bugged
ßáÇ íÇ ãÇßÓ¡ ÊÊÚÑÖ ááÊäÕÊ No Max, bugg'd
åíå¡ ãÏíÑí! Øæá Çáíæã íÞæá ÈÃä ÇáÈÚæÖ íÞÑÕå ØæÇá ÇáæÞÊ Hey, my boss! He all the time say is bugged
ÞÏ íßæä åÐÇ ÕÍíÍÇð íÇ ÌíæÝÇäí áßä ÇáßáãÉ ÇáãÞÕæÏÉ åäÇ åí ÊäÕÊ That may be so Giovanni but the word we're dealing with is bugg'd
ÅÞÑÃåÇ ËÇäíÉð íÇ ãÇßÓ ÈÕæÑÉ ÕÍíÍÉ Read it again Max correctly
ÇáÓÝÇÑÉ ÇáåãÑíßíÉ ÊÊÚÑÖ ááÊäÕÊ Hamerican Embassy Buggde
ÌíÏ! ÇáÂä åá íÚÑÝ ÃÍÏ ãÇ ÊÚäíå¿ Good! Now does anybody know what that means?
Âå¡ ÊÇÑæ Ah, Taro
ÅäåÇ ÊÚäí ÇáÓÝÇÑÉ ÇáÃãÑíßíÉ ãáíÆÉ ÈÇáÍÔÑÇÊ ÇáÕÛíÑÉ lt means American Embassy full of little insects
ßáÇ íÇ ÊÇÑæ! áíÓ åÐÇ ÇáäæÚ ãä ÇáÈÚæÖ! ÃÌåÒÉ ÊäÕÊ No Taro! They're not that sort of bugs! Listening devices
ÌãíáÉ¡ åá ÊÓÊØíÚíä Ãä ÊÞÑÃí Ãí ÔíÁ ãä ÕÍíÝÊßö¿ Jamila, can you read anything from your newspaper?
!ÅÞÑÃí ÔíÁ ãÇ Read something!
- ËãÇä ÈäÓÇÊ - ÃÌá¡ ÈÏÇíÉ ÌíÏÉ - 8 p. - Yes, that's a start
- ÊÃÎÑÊ ËÇäíÉð íÇ ÑÇäÌíÊ - Ãæå íÇ ÓíÏ ÃÓÊÇÐ - Late again, Ranjeet - Oh, Mr. Teacher
ÃäÇ ãÚÊÐÑ ÈÊæÇÖÚ ÌÏÇð l'm apologising most humbly
ÑÈãÇ ÇáÃÓÈæÚ ÇáÞÇÏã¡ ÓÊÍÇæá Ãä ÊÕá Åáì åäÇ Ýí ÇáãæÚÏ Perhaps next week, you'll try and get here on time
ÃäÇ ãÚÊÞÏ Ãäø ÇáÃÓÈæÚ ÇáÞÇÏã áä Ãßæä åäÇ Úáì ÇáÅØáÇÞ l'm thinking next week l am not being here at all
- åá ÓÊÛÇÏÑäÇ¿ - ÓÃáÊÍÞ ÈÃÌÏÇÏí ÇáÃÌáÇÁ - Are you leaving us? - l will be joining honourable ancestors
- ÊÚäí Ãäøß ÓÊãæÊ¿ - ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ÌÏÇð - You mean you're going to die? - Most definitely
ÓÃãæÊ ÈíÏíø ÇáÅËäÊíä l'm going to die by my own hand
ÅÐÇ ßäÊ ãÑíÏÇð ÈÚÖ ÇáãÓÇÚÏÉ lf you are wanting some assistance
ÃäÇ ÓÚíÏ áÃßæä ãÓÇÚÏÇð l am happy to be helping
ÅÚÊÞÏÊ Ãäøß áÇ ÊÍÈ ÇáÓíÎ l thought you didn't like Sikhs
áåÐÇ ÃäÇ ÓÚíÏ áÃä Ãßæä ãÓÇÚÏÇð That is why l am happy to be helping
ÍÓäÇð íÇ Úáí¡ ÇáãæÖæÚ áíÓ ãÒÇÍÇð Alright Ali, this is not a laughing matter
- ÃÚÊÞÏ Ãä ÑÇäÌíÊ ÌÇÏ - ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ÌÏÇð ÃäÇ ßÐáß - l think Ranjeet is serious - Most certainly l am
- áßä áãÇÐÇ ÊÝßÑ ÈÞÊá äÝÓß¿ - ÃäÇ ãÌÈÑ Úáì ÇáÒæÇÌ - But why are you thinking of killing yourself? - l'm forced to be getting married
ÃíåÇ ÇáåäÏí ÇáÔåæÇäí ÇáÚÌæÒ You randy old chapati
ÃäÊ ÓÊÌÚá ÓíÏÉ ÈÑíÆÉ ÍÇãáÇð You are putting some innocent lady in the pudding club
ÃäÇ áä ÃÝÚá ÔíÆÇð ßåÐÇ ÃíåÇ ÇáãÓáã ÇáÃÍãÞ l am doing nothing of the sort you Muslim twit
ÍÓäÇð¡ åÐÇ íßÝí! ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÝåã íÇ ÑÇäÌíÊ All right, that will do! l don't understand Ranjeet
áãÇÐÇ ÃäÊ ãÌÈÑ Úáì ÇáÒæÇÌ¿ Why you're being forced to get married?
ØÈÞÇð ááÊÞÇáíÏ ÇáÓíÎíÉ¡ ßäÊ ãæÚæÏÇð ÈÇáÒæÇÌ ÚäÏãÇ ßäÊ Ýí Çá12 ãä ÓÑäÏÑ According to the Sikh tradition, l was betrothed when l was twelve to Surinder
ÇáÝÊÇÉ ÐÇÊ Çá10 ÓäæÇÊ ÅÈäÉ ÕÏíÞ ÃÈí ÇáãÝÖá The ten year old daughter of the best friend of my father
ßÇäÊ ÌãíáÉ ÔÚÑåÇ ßÇáÍÑíÑ æÚíäíä ßÃáãÇÓÊíä ÓæÏÇæíÊíä She was a beautiful girl with hair like silk, eyes like black diamonds
æÞÇãÉ ßÛÕä ÎíÒÑÇä æÇåä And a figure like a tender bamboo shoot
æÇáÂä ÃÈæåÇ íÞæá Åäå ÍÇä ÇáæÞÊ áÃÊÒæÌåÇ And now her father is saying it is time for me to be marrying her
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÅÐÇ ßÇäÊ ÚíäíåÇ ßÃáãÇÓÊíä ÓæÏÇæíÊíä æÔÚÑåÇ ßÇáÍÑíÑ Well if she's got eyes like black diamonds, hair like silk
æÞÇãÊåÇ ßÛÕä ÎíÒÑÇä æÇåä ãÇ ÓÈÈ ÊÐãÑß¿ And a figure like a tender bamboo shoot, what are you complaining about?
íÇááÕÏãÉ! åÐÇ ßÇä ÞÈá 20 ÓäÉ Blimey that was twenty years ago
ÇáÂä¡ æÒäåÇ íÒÏÇÏ ßËíÑÇð Now, she is putting on so much weight
ÈÍíË ÅäåÇ ãä ÇáÎáÝ ÊÈÏæ ãËá ÇáÝíá That from behind she is looking like an elephant
Ýí ÇáÍÞíÞÉ¡ ÊÈÏæ ãËá ÇáÝíá ãä ÇáÃãÇã ÃíÖÇð As a matter of fact, she is looking like elephant from the front also
ÃáÇ ÊÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÊÎÈÑåÇ ÈÈÓÇØÉ Åäøß ÞÏ ÛíÑÊ ÑÃíß¿ Can't you just tell her that you've changed your mind?
Úáì ÇáÅØáÇÞ! ÝÞØ ÇáÓíÏÉ ÊÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÊÛíÑ ÑÃíåÇ Not at all! Only a lady can change mind
- ÃäÇ ßÇáãÈÍÑ Ýí ÌÏæá ÈáÇ ÈÑßÉ - ÈáÇ ãÌÏÇÝ - l am up the creek without a puddle - Paddle
ÃäÇ áÇ ÊÝÚáåÇ! ÅäåÇ ÎØíÆÉ Ãä ÊÞÊá äÝÓß You not do it! lt's a sin to kill yourself
Åäå ÇáÞÑÇÑ ÇáæÍíÏ ÇáãÊÈÞí áí lt's the only call which is left open to me
- ãÊì ÊÞæã ÈåÐÇ ÇáÞÊá áäÝÓß¿ - ÇááíáÉ - When you do this killing yourself? - Tonight
åá äÓÊØíÚ Ãä äÃÊí æäÊÝÑÌ¿ Can we come and watch?
åÐÇ ÓÎíÝ This is ridiculous!
ÇáäÇÓ áÇ íÞÊáæä ÃäÝÓåã ÈÏáÇð ãä ÝÓÎ ÎØæÈÉ People don't go round killing themselves rather than break off an engagement
Åäå ãÚÊÞÏí ÇáÏíäí lt is my religion
- Ýí åÐå ÇáÍÇáÉ¡ áã áÇ ÊÊÒæÌ¿ - åÐÇ Óíßæä ÃÓæÃ ãä ÞÊá äÝÓí - ln that case, why don't you marry? - That will be worse than killing myself
ÅÐåÈ æÃÌáÓ Go and sit down
ÓäÊäÇÞÔ ÝíãÇ ÅÐÇ ßäÊ ÓÊÞÊá äÝÓß Ãã áÇ ÎáÇá ÅÓÊÑÇÍÉ ÇáÔÇí We'll discuss whether you kill yourself or not during the tea break
ÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä Mr. Brown
åäÇáß ÓíÏÉ åäÏíÉ Ýí ãßÊÈí ÊÑÛÈ ÈÇáÊÍÏË Åáì ÇáÓíÏ ÑÇäÌíÊ ÓäÛ There's an lndian lady in my office who wishes to speak to Mr. Ranjeet Singh
ÇáãÚÐÑÉ ÃäÓÊí! åÐå ÇáÓíÏÉ¡ åá åí ÊÔÈå ÇáÝíá¿ Excusing me Missy! This lady, is she resembling an elephant?
ãÇßäÊ áÃÕíÛ ÇáÌãáÉ ÈåÐå ÇáØÑíÞÉ áßäøåÇ ÖÎãÉ ÌÏÇð l wouldn't exactly put it like that although she is rather large
Ãæå íÇááÕÏãÉ¡ ÅäåÇ ÓÑäÏÑ Oh blimey, it is Surinder
ÃØáÈí ãäåÇ Ãä ÊÃÊí åäÇ íÇ ÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí Ask her to come along here Miss Courtney
- åÐÇ ãÎÇáÝ ááÃäÙãÉ - ÇáÃãÑ Ýí ÛÇíÉ ÇáÃåãíÉ - That's very irregular - lt is rather important
ÌíÏ ÌÏÇð¡ áßä áÇ ÊÌÚá Ðáß íÊßÑÑ Very well, but don't make a habit of it
áãÇÐÇ ÊÝÚá Ðáß¿ What are you doing that for?
ÍÊì äÓÊØíÚ Ãä äÊßáã ÅáíåÇ! ÑÈãÇ äÞäÚåÇ ÈÇáãäØÞ So that we can talk to her! Perhaps make her see reason
ÇáÃãÑ ãÓÊÍíá ãä ßá ÇáÌåÇÊ! ÃäÇ ÃÞÊá äÝÓí lt is not anyway possible! l keel myself
ÃÈÚÏ åÐå ÇáÓßíäÉ Put that knife down
ãÇßÓ¡ ÌíæÝÇäí¡ ÃãÓßÇ ÐÑÇÚíå Max, Giovanni, hold his arms
- Ãíä åæ¿ - áã íÕá ÈÚÏ - Where is it? - He's not here yet
ÃäÇ ÃäÊÙÑå Ýí ÇáããÑ l am waiting for him in the corridor
Åäå ãæÚæÏ ÈÇáÒæÇÌ ãäí æÃäÇ ÃÞÓã ÈÇáÅáå ÇáÈæÐí ÇáãÞÏÓ Åäå ÓíÊÒæÌäí He is promised to me and l swear by the Holy Guru he is having me
ÍÓäÇð¡ ãÇÐÇ ÃäÇ ÞÇÆá áß¿ Well, what am l telling you?
ÃÌá¡ ÃäÇ ÝÚáÇð ÃÑì æÌåÉ äÙÑß ÈÎÕæÕ ÇáÝíá Yes, l quite see your point about an elephant
ãÚ Ðáß¡ áÇ ÊÞáÞ íÇ ÑÇäÌíÊ¡ ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ãä Ãä ÈÚÖ ÇáÝíáÉ áØíÝÉ ÌÏÇð Still, don't worry Ranjeet, l'm sure some elephants are very nice
åá ÃÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÃÓÊÚíÏ ÇáÓßíäÉ ãä ÝÖáß¿ Can l have knife back, please?
- ÚÏäí ÈÃäß áä ÊÞÊá äÝÓß¿ - ÃÚÏ ÈÐáß - Promise you won't kill yourself? - l promise
- ÞÊá äÝÓí áä íÓÇÚÏäí - åÐÇ åæ ÇáÊÕÑÝ ÇáÓáíã - Killing myself is not going to help me - That's the attitude
áÏí ÝßÑÉ ÃÝÖá ÈßËíÑ l have much better idea
- ÃÞÊáåÇ - ßáÇ - l kill her - No
- Âå¡ áÇÒáÊö åäÇ¿ - ÃÌá¡ áÇÒáÊ åäÇ - Ah, you're still there? - Yes, l am still here
- ÃäÇ ÝÚáÇð ÃÚÊÞÏ Ãä Úáíßö Ãä ÊÐåÈí ááÈíÊ - ßáÇ¡ ÃäÇ ÃäÊÙÑ ÑÇäÌíÊ - l really think you ought to go home - No, l wait for Ranjeet
- áÇ ÃÚÊÞÏ Ãä ÑÇäÌíÊ ÞÇÏã ÇááíáÉ - ÃäÇ ÃäÊÙÑ - l don't think Ranjeet will be coming tonight - l wait
- åá áÇÊÒÇá Ýí ÇáããÑ¿ - ÃÌá Úáì ãÇ ÃÎÔì íÇ ÑÇäÌíÊ - ls she still being out in corridor? - Yeah l'm afraid so Ranjeet
áä ÊÓÑø ÇáÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí ÚäÏãÇ ÊÚÑÝ ãÇ íÌÑí Miss Courtney won't be very pleased when she finds out about all this
Ãæå¡ íÇ Åáåí! ãÇÐÇ ÓÃßæä ÝÇÚáÇð¿ Oh, dearie me! What am l going to be doing?
ÃáÇ ÊÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÊÎÈÑåÇ ÈÈÓÇØÉ ÈÃäøß áä ÊÊÒæÌåÇ Can't you just tell her you're not going to marry her
áßäí áä Ãßæä ãÊÒæÌÇð ãä ÇáÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí But l am not going to be marrying Miss Courtney
- ÃÞÕÏ ÓÑäÏÑ - Ãæå¡ ßáÇ - l'm referring to Surrinder - Oh, no
ÅÐÇ ÃÎÈÑÊåÇ åÐÇ¡ ÝÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ÓÊÞÊáäí lf l'm telling her that, she is surely going to kill me
- ÃäÊ ÞáÊ ÈÅäß ÓÊÞÊá äÝÓß - åÐÇ ÕÍíÍ - You said you were gonna kill yourself - That is correct
ãä ÝÖáßæ! Ýí ÈáÏí ÚäÏãÇ íÞæã ÈØÞÓ ÇáåÇÑÇ ßíÑí Pleaso! ln my country when a person commits hara kiri
...ÊÌÑí ÇáÚÇÏÉ Ãä íÍÖÑæ ÕÏíÞå ÇáãÝÖáæ lt is custom for besto friend to be presento
- áíÞØÚ ÑÃÓæ - íÞØÚ ÑÃÓ¿ - To chop off heado - Chop off head?
- ÓÃßæä ÓÚíÏÇð Ãä ÃÓÇÚÏæ - ÃäÊ áä ÊÝÚá ÔíÆÇð ãä åÐÇ ÇáÞÈíá - l will be happy to assisto - You will do nothing of the sort
ÇáÂä ÅÌáÓæÇ ÌãíÚÇð¡ ÃÌáÓæÇ ÝÍÓÈ Now please everybody, just sit down
ÃäÊã åäÇ áÊÊÚáãæÇ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ! áÞÏ ÊãÊ ãÞÇØÚÊäÇ ßÝÇíÉ ááíáÉ æÇÍÏÉ You're here to learn English! We've had enough disruption for one night
íäÈÛí Ãä ÊÊÑßæÇ ãÔÇßáßã ÇáÔÎÕíÉ Ýí ÈíæÊßã You should leave your personal problems at home!
ÇáÂä ãä ÝÖáßã ÅáÞæÇ äÙÑÉ Úáì ÕÍÝßã Now please all look at your newspapers
- ÎæÇä¡ ÅÞÑÃ ÇáÎÈÑ ÇáÑÆíÓí ÈÕæÊ ÚÇáò - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - Juan, read out a headline - Por favor?
- ÇáÕÍíÝÉ - ÃÌá - The newspaper - Si
- ÕÍíÝÉ¿ - ÅÞÑÃ ÔíÆÇð ÈÕæÊ ÚÇáò - Newspaper? - Read something out
ÒíÇÏÉ Ýí ÌÑÐÇä áäÏä ''lncrease ln London rats''
- ÌÑÐÇä áäÏä¿ - ÒíÇÏÉ Ýí ÌÑÐÇä áäÏä - ''London rats''?! - lncrease ln London Rats
ÊÞÕÏ ÃÓÚÇÑ Rates
ÚÐÑÇð Perdon
ÂäÇ¡ ÏæÑßò Anna, your turn
ÇáÝÇáã ÇáÝÑÈí ÝÑÍÈ ÈÝíÇÍ ÇáÊÛííÑ ''Vestern Vorld Velcomes Vind of Change''
ÝÇÆÚ! ÃÞÕÏ... ÑÇÆÚ Vunderful! Very good
ÏÇäíÇá¿ Danielle?
- ÑÆíÓ ÇáæÒÑÇÁ ÊÚÑÖ ááÎÏÇÚ - ÌíÏ - ''Prime minister sold a pup'' - Good
ÇáÂä åÐÇ ãËÇá ÌíÏ ÌÏÇð Úä ÇáßáÇã ÇáãÌÇÒí Now that is a very good example of a figure of speech
ÑÆíÓ ÇáæÒÑÇÁ ÊÚÑÖ ááÎÏÇÚ Prime minister sold a pup
åá ÊÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÊÎÈÑäí ãÇ ÊÚäíå íÇ ÌíæÝÇäí¿ Can you tell me what it means Giovanni?
Åäøå íÔÊÑí ßáÈÇð He's buying a dog
ßáÇ¡ åÐÇ ßáÇã ãÌÇÒí No, it's a figure of speech
ÏÚäí ÃÚØíß ãËÇáÇð ÂÎÑ! ÑÆíÓ ÇáæÒÑÇÁ ÊÚÑÖ ááÛÔ Let me give you another example! Prime minister sold a dummy
- ÊÚáã ãÇ ÊÚäíå¿ - ØÈÚÇð - You know what that means? - Sure
- åá ÝåãÊ¿ - ÃÌá - Did you understand it? - Yeah
ÝÞØ ÔíÁ æÇÍÏ áÇ ÃÝåãå Just one thing l not understand
åá íÔÊÑí ÇáÏãíÉ Þíá Ãã ÈÚÏ Ãä íÔÊÑí ÇáÌÑæ¿ Does he buy the dummy before or after he buy the pup?
- Åäå áÇ íÔÊÑí Ãí ÔíÁ - ÇáÕÍÝí ßÐÇÈ ßÈíÑ - He doesn't buy anything - Newspaperman is a big liar
Åäå ßáÇã ãÌÇÒí lt's a figure of speech
ÃÎÈÑÊß Åäå ßáÇã ãÌÇÒí¡ Åäå áÇ íÊÑÌã ÍÑÝíÇð l told you it's a figure of speech lt doesn't mean what it says
ÊãÇãÇð ãËÑ ÇáÓíÇÓííä ÇáÅãÈáíÇáííä ÇáÑÐíä íÔæåæä ÇáÍÞíÞÉ æíßÈÍæä ÇáØÈÞÇÊ ÇáÚÇãÑÉ Typical of lmperial poriticians who distort truth and suppress working classes
ÔßÑÇð Thank you
ÇáßáÇã ÇáãÌÇÒí åæ ØÑíÞÉ ááÊÚÈíÑ Úä ÝßÑÉ ÈØÑíÞÉ ÇáÊäÇÞÖ Ãæ ÇáãÞÇÑäÉ A figure of speech is a way of expressing an idea by way of contrast or comparison
...Åä ßÇä íÈÇÚ áß ÌÑæÇð Ãæ ÏãíÉð lf you are being sold a pup or sold a dummy
ãÚäÇå Åäøß ÊÊÚÑÖ ááÛÔ Ãæ ÇáÎÏÇÚ You are being cheated or deceived
Ýí ÅäßáÊÑÇ¡ äÓÊÎÏã ÇáßáÇã ÇáãÌÇÒí ßËíÑÇð ÌÏÇð ln England, we use figures of speech quite a lot
ãËáÇð¡ äÞæá ÓÑíÚ ßÇáÈÑÞ For example, we say 'as quick as lightning'
ÎÝíÝ ßÇáÑíÔÉ¡ äÙíÝ ßÇáÕÇÝÑÉ As light as a feather As clean as a whistle
- ÃÚãì ßÇáÜ... Óæ áí¿ - ÃÚãì ßÇáÎÝÇÔ - As blind as a... Su Lee? - As brind as a bat
ÌíÏ! áÃä ÇáÎÝÇÝíÔ áÇ ÊÑì Good! Because bats cannot see
- ãÇßÓ¡ ÃØÑÔ ßÇáÜ... - ÓÇÚí ÇáÈÑíÏ - Max, as deaf as a... - Postman
- ßáÇ íÇ ãÇßÓ¡ ÚãæÏ! áÃä ÇáÚãæÏ áÇ íÓãÚ - æáÇ ÓÇÚí ÈÑíÏí - No Max, posts! Because posts cannot hear - Neither can my postman
- Úáí¡ ãÇßÑ ßÇáÜ ... - ÓíÎ - Ali, as sly as a... - Sikh
- ËÚáÈ! ÑÇäÌíÊ¡ ãÌäæä ßÇáÜ... - ãÓáã - Fox! Ranjeet, as mad as a... - Muslim
- äãøÇã! ÊÇÑæ¡ ÓßÑÇä ßÇáÜ¡¡¡ - ÓãäÏáæ - Hatter! Taro, as drunk as a... - Newto
áæÑÏ åí ÇáÕÍíÍÉ Lord is more correct
- ÌãíáÉ¡ ÃÈíÖ ßÇáÜ... - ÃäÊ - Jamila, as white as... - You
...ËáÌ! Úáí¡ äÇÚã ßÇáÜ Snow! Ali, as smooth as?
ãÄÍÑÉ ÇáØÝá A baby's bottoms
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÓäÃÎÐ ÅÓÊÑÇÍÉ ÇáÔÇí ÇáÂä Ëã äÊÇÈÚ ÞÑÇÁÉ ÇáÕÍÝ ÚäÏãÇ äÚæÏ Alright, we'll break for tea now and continue with the newspapers when we come back
ãä ÝÖáß¡ ßíÝ ÓÃÎÑÌ ÈÏæä Ãä ÃõáÇÍóÙ ãä ÞÈá ÇáÈÏíäÉ¿ Please, how am l going to be getting out without being obsreved by the fat one?
ÅäøåÇ ãÔßáÊß That's your problem
ãÔßáÊí åí Ãä ÃÎÑÌåÇ ãä ÇáãÈäì ÞÈá Ãä ÊÌÏåÇ ÇáÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí My problem is to get her off the premises before Miss Courtney finds her
- ÃäÙÑí¡ ÃÚÊÞÏ Åäøßö íÌÈ Ãä ÊÐåÈí ááÈíÊ - ßáÇ¡ ÃäÇ ÃÈÞì - Look l really think you ought to go home - No, l stay
- ãÇ ÇáøÐí íÌÑí¿ - ãÇ ÇáøÐí íÌÑí¿ - What is going on? - What is going on?
- ãÇ ÇáøÐí íÌÑí¿ - ÃÌá¡ ÃäÇ ÃÊßáøã ãÚ åÐå ÇáÓíÏÉ - What is going on? - Yes, l'm talking to this lady
- æáãÇÐÇ åí åäÇ¿ - ÅäøåÇ ÊÊßáøã ãÚí - Why is she here? - She's talking to me
- áãÇÐÇ åí ÌÇáÓÉ Ýí ÇáããÑ¿ áãÇÐÇ åí ÌÇáÓÉ Ýí ÇáããÑ¿ - Why is she sitting in the corridor? - Why is she sitting in the corridor?
åá Úáíß Ãä ÊßÑøÑ ßá ãÇ ÃÞæáå¿ Must you repeat everything l say?
ßäÊ ÃÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÃÞÓã Åäø Êáß ÇáãÑÃÉ áã Êßä ÍÇãáÇð ÇáÈÇÑÍÉ l could have sworn that woman wasn't pregnant yesterday
ÃäÊ ÈÃãÇä ÇáÂä You are safe now
ÔßÑÇð ÌãíáÉ! ÔßÑÇð Thank you Jamila! Thank you
ãÇÐÇ ÊÝÚá ÇáÂä¿ What you do now?
ÑÈãÇ ÃÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÃÞÝÒ ãä ÇáäÇÝÐÉ Maybe l can jump out of the window
ÓÊßæä ãÍÙæÙÇð! äÍä Ýí ÇáØÇÈÞ ÇáËÇáË You'd be lucky! We're on the third floor
ÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä¡ áÏíø ÔÚæÑ Ãä ÔíÆÇð ÛÑíÈÇð ãÇ íÌÑí Mr. Brown, l have a feeling that something very peculiar is going on
ßáÇ! ßáø ÔíÁ Úáì ÎíÑ ãÇ íÑÇã! ÃÄßÏ áßö Ðáß No, no! Everything's perfectly all right l can assure you
- åá ÃäÊö ÐÇåÈÉ¿ - ÃÌá - Are you going? - Yes
áÃÔÊÑí ßæÈÇð ãä ÇáÔÇí To get a cup of tea
Ãæå íÇááÕÏãÉ! ÅäåÇ ÓÑäÏÑ Oh blimey! lt's Surinder
Ðáß ßÇä íÈÏæ ãËá ÎØíÈí ÑÇäÌíÊ That was sounding like my Ranjeet
- Ãíä åæ ÇáÂä¿ - ÃÎÈÑÊßö Åäå áíÓ åäÇ - Where is he now? - l told you he's not here
ÇáãÚÐÑÉ íÇ ÚÒíÒÊí Excuse me dearie
åá ÊÈÍËíä Úä ÇáÔÎÕ ÇáÃÓãÑ Ðæ ÇááÍíÉ ÇáøÐí íÖÚ ÚÕÇÈÉð Úáì ÑÃÓå¿ Are you looking for the darky fellow with a beard and a bandage round his head?
- ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ÌÏÇð - áÞÏ ÒÍÝ ááÊæ ÎáÝ Êáß ÇáÓÊÇÆÑ - Most definitely - He's just crawled behind those curtains
ÃÎÑÌ íÇ ÑÃäÌíÊ Come out Ranjeet
ÃäÇ ÚÇÑÝÉ Åäß åäÇ l am knowing you are there
ÃÎÑÌ Come out
ãÇ ãÚäì åÐÇ¿ What is the meaning of this?
ÃäÇ ãáÇÍÙ Ãä ÇáäæÇÝÐ ãÊÓÎÉ ÌÏÇð áÐÇ ÃäÇ ÃäÙÝåÇ áßö am noticing windows very dirty so l am cleaning them for you
ÃäÇ ÃÍÈ ßËíÑÇð ÊäÙíÝ ÇáäæÇÝÐ l like very much cleaning windows
Ýí ÙáãÉ Çááíá¿ ln the pitch dark?
- ÅäÒá ãä ÍÇÝÐÉ ÇáäÇÝÐÉ ÝæÑÇð - ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ÌÏÇð - Come in off that window ledge at once - Most certainly
ÃáÝ ÅÚÊÐÇÑ A thousand apologies
ÃäÇ ÃÞÊá äÝÓí l kill myself
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÃÓÑÚ! ÅÓÊÑÇÍÉ ÇáÔÇí Úáì æÔß ÇáÅäÊåÇÁ Well hurry up! Tea break's nearly over
- ÃäÇ ÚÇäö áå - åíÇ - l am meaning it - Go on
- ÓÃáÍÞ ÈÃÌÏÇÏí - áÇ ÊÌÚáåã íäÊÙÑæä ØæíáÇð - l am going to join my ancestors - Don't keep them waiting too long
- ãÚ ÇáÓáÇãÉ ÌãíÚÇð - ãÚ ÇáÓáÇãÉ - Bye Bye everybody - Bye
- ÃäÇ ÝÇÚá Ðáß ÇáÂä - ßãÇ ÊÞæá ØæÇá ÇáæÞÊ - l am doing it now - So you keep saying
ÍÇä ÇáæÞÊ ÅÐÇð This is it then
åíÇ! ÃÓÑÚ ãä ÝÖáß Come on! Hurry up please
ÑÈãÇ ÃäÇ ÔÇÑÈ áßæÈ ãä ÇáÞåæÉ ÞÈá Ãä ÃÝÚáåÇ Maybe l am having a cup of coffee before l do it
ÑÇäÌíÊ¡ ßáäÇ äÚÑÝ Ãäø áÇ äíÉ áÏíß áÞÊá äÝÓß Ranjeet, we all know you've not the slightest intention of killing yourself
áÐÇ ÃÈÚÏ ÇáÓßíäÉ æáääÇÞÔ åÐÇ ÈÔßá ÕÍíÍ So put the knife away and let's discuss this properly
ÇáÂä íÇ ÓÑäÏÑ ÍÓÈãÇ ÝåãÊ Now Surinder as l understand it
ÃäÊò æÑÇäÌíÊ ãæÚæÏÇä áÈÚÖßãÇ ÚäÏãÇ ßäÊãÇ ÃØÝÇáÇð You and Ranjeet here were both betrothed when you were children
ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ÌÏÇð æÇáÂä åæ áíÓ ãÑíÏÇð Ãä íÊÒæÌäí Most definitely and now he's not wanting to marry me
ÃäÊãÇ áÇ ÊÓÊØíÚÇä ÇáÒæÇÌ ãÇáã ÊÍÈÇ ÈÚÖßãÇ ÇáÈÚÖ You can't get married unless you love each other
Åäå ãä æÇÌÈå Ãä íßæä ãÊÒæÌÇð ãäí æÅáøÇ ÓÃÎÓÑ æÌåí lt is his duty to be marrying me otherwise l am losing my face
ÃÚÊÞÏ ÅäåÇ ÎÓÑÊå ÃÕáÇð l think she's lost it already
ÃäÊãÇ áä ÊßæäÇ ÓÚíÏíä ãÚÇð You wouldn't be happy together
åá ÊÓÊØíÚíä Ãä ÊÚÝí ÑÇäÌíÊ ãä ÅáÊÒÇãå¿ Can't you just agree to release Ranjeet from his promise?
- æãÇÐÇ ÓíÕÈÍ ÍÇáí¿ - ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ãä Åäßö ÓÊÞÇÈáíä ÔÎÕÇð ÂÎÑ - And what will become of me? - l'm sure you'll meet somebody else
ÅÐÇ ÃÚÊÞÏ Ãäí ÃÞÇÈá ÑÌáÇð ÂÎÑ ÃÚÝí ÑÇäÌíÊ Èßá ÓÑæÑ lf l think l would meet another man l most gladly release Ranjeet
- åá ÓÊÝÚáíä Ðáß¿ - ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ÌÏÇð - You would? - Most certainly
áßä ãä ÓæÝ íßæä ÂÎÐÇð áí ÇáÂä¿ But who is going to be having me now?
åá ÊÚÑÝíä íÇ ÓÑäÏÑ åäÇáß ÔíÁ ÇáÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä áíÓ ãÎÈÑÇð áßò You know Surinder there is something Mr. Brown is not telling you
- ÍÞÇð¿ - Ãæå¡ ÃÌá ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ - There is? - Oh, yes indeed
åæ áÏíå ÓÈÈÇð ÎÇÕÇð áÑÛÈÊå áß Ãä áÇ ÊÊÒæÌíääí He has a special reason for wanting you not to be marrying me
- ÍÞÇð¿ - Åäå ãÑíÏ Ãä íÊÒæÌßö ÈäÝÓå - l have? - He is wanting to marry you himself
- åæ ãÑíÏ Ãä íßæä ãÊÒæÌÇð ãäí¿ - ÃäÇ ãÑíÏ Ãä ÃÊÒæÌåÇ¿ - He is wanting to be marrying me? - l am wanting to marry her?
ÃäÇ ãæÇÝÞÉ l accept
- ãÑÍÈÇð ÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä - ãÓÇÁ ÇáÎíÑ ÌáÇÏíÓ - Ola Mr. Brown - Good evening Gladys
- ãÊì Óíßæä íæã ÇáÓÚÏ¿ - áä íßæä åäÇáß Ãí íæã ÓÚÏ - When is the happy day then? - There's not going to be any happy day
áÞÏ ßÇä ÇáÃãÑ ÓæÁ ÊÝÇåã ÈÍÊ lt was a complete misunderstanding
íÇááÃÓÝ! ÙääÊ Åäß æÓÑäÏÑ ÓÊÔßøáÇä ËäÇÆíÇð ÌãíáÇð What a pity! l thought you and Surinder made a lovely couple
!ãÚ ÝÇÆÞ ÅÍÊÑÇãí¡ ÅäåÇ ßÇäÊ ËäÇÆíÇð áæÍÏåÇ With all due respect, she was a couple on her own!
ãÓÇÁ ÇáÎíÑ Good evening
ÇáÂä ÞÈá Ãä äÈÏÃ Now before we start
ÃáÞíÊ äÙÑÉð Úáì æÇÌÈÇÊßã ÇáÈíÊíÉ ÇááíáÉ ÇáãÇÖíÉ l checked your homework last night
æáÏí ÔÚæÑ ÈÃä ãÛÇáØÉð ãä äæÚ ãÇ ÊÍÏË And l have a feeling there have been some sort of chicanery going on
äÍä áíÓ äÚÑÝ ãÇ ÊÚäí We not know what you mean
ÍÓäÇð íÇ ÌíæÝÇäí! ÓÃÎÈÑß Well Giovani! l'll tell you
ÃæáÇð¡ åäÇáß ÍÞíÞÉ Ãä 5 ãäåã ÞÏ ßõÊÈÊ ÈäÝÓ ÎØ ÇáíÏ Firstly, there's the fact that five of them are written in the same hand
ÅäåÇ ãÕÇÏÝÉ ãÍÖÉ lt's a sheer coincidence
æåá åí ÃíÖÇð ãÕÇÏÝÉ Ãäßã ßáßã ÃÌÈÊã ÇáÓÄÇá Çá7 ßÇáÊÇáí And is it also a coincidence that you all answered question seven as follows
ÓÄÇá: Èíä ÇáÎØÃ Ýí ÇáÌãáÉ ÇáÊÇáíÉ Question: Explain what is wrong with the following sentence
ßáÇÈí íßæä Ýí ÇáÍÏíÞÉ 'My dogs is in the garden'
ÇáÌæÇÈ: ÃäÇ áíÓ áÏíø ÍÏíÞÉ Answer: 'l do not have a garden'
- ÃÚØäí 10 ÈäÓÇÊ - ÃÑíÏ ÅÓÊÑÌÇÚ Çá10 ÈäÓÇÊ ÎÇÕÊí - Give me 10 p. - l want my 10 p. Back
ÃäÊã ßáøßã ÓÊõØÇáÈæä ÈæÇÌÈ ÈíÊí ÅÖÇÝí ÇááíáÉ You will all receive extra homework tonight
æãä ÝÖáßã åÐå ÇáãÑÉ ÞæãæÇ Èå ÈÃäÝÓßã And please this time make sure you do it yourselves
ÃäÇ ãÚÊÐÑ ËÇäíÉð! áßäøí ãÊÃÎÑ ÈÓÈÈ ÓÑäÏÑ l am apologizing again! But l am delayed by Surinder
ÅÚÊÞÏÊ ÅäøåÇ æÇÝÞÊ Úáì ÅÚÝÇÆß ãä ÇáÒæÇÌ ÇáÂä l thought she'd agreed to release you from the marriage now
ÃÌá áÞÏ ÝÚáÊ! áßä ÃÈÇåÇ ÞÇÏã ÇáÂä áíÊÝÇåã ãÚß ÈÎÕæÕ ÒæÇÌßãÇ ÇáÂä Yes, she has! But her father is coming here to see you about your marriage now
ÃäÙÑ¡ áä íßæä åäÇáß Ãí ÒæÇÌ áÞÏ æÖÚÊ ÍÏÇð ááãæÖæÚ Look, there's not going to be any wedding l've broken it off
Ãæå íÇ Åáåí! ßã åÐÇ ãÄáã Oh dearie me! How painful
áÞÏ ßÊÈÊ áæÇáÏí ÓÑäÏÑ ÔÇÑÍÇð ÈÃäí áÇ ÃÓÊØíÚ ÇáÒæÇÌ ãä ÅÈäÊåãÇ l've written to Surinder's parents explaining that l couldn't possibly marry their daughter
æÞÏ ÈíäÊ ÇáÝÑÞ Èíä ÎáÝíÊíäÇ ÇáÏíäíÉ æÇáÍÖÇÑíÉ l pointed out the differences between our religious and cultural backgrounds
æÍÞíÞÉ Ãä áÇ äíøÉ áí ááÒæÇÌ ËÇäíÉð And the fact l have no intention of marrying anyone
- áÇ ÈÏ Åäå ÅÓÊáã ÇáÑÓÇáÉ åÐÇ ÇáÕÈÇÍ - Ãæå ÃÌá¡ áÞÏ ÝÚá He should've got the letter this morning - Oh yes he did
áåÐÇ åæ ÞÇÏã! åæ Âãá Ãä íÐÈÍß Åáì ÞØÚ ÕÛíÑÉ That is why he is coming! He is hoping to be slicing you into many pieces
ÚÐÑÇð¿ Pardon?
íÞæá Åäøß ÌÇáÈ ÇáÚÇÑ áÅÈäÊå He say you are bringing disgrace on his daughter
áÇ Êßä ÓÎíÝÇð! åÐå áíÓÊ ÈäÌÇÈ! åÐå ÅäßáÊÑÇ¡ ÈáÏ ãÊÍÖÑ Don't be ridiculous! This isn't Punjab! lt's England, a civilised country
ÇáäÇÓ áÇ íÊÌæáæä æíÐÈÍæä ÈÚÖåã ÓÃÎÈÑå ÈÐáß People just don't go around slicing each other up and l shall tell him so
Ãíä ÇáÅÈä ÇáÛíÑ ÔÑÚí áÌãá Ðæ 6 ÃÑÌá Where is this illegitimate offspring of a six-legged camel
íÇááÕÏãÉ¡ ÃäÇ áÓÊ ÚÇÑÝÇð Ãíä åæ Blimey, l am not knowing where he is
Åäå áíÓ åäÇ! áÞÏ åÇÌÑ He is not here! He has emigrated
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