1 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:43,470 ÃÏÎá Enter 2 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:49,592 ãÚÐÑÉð ãä ÝÖáßö íÇ ÓíÏÊí Excuse me please lady 3 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:52,754 äÚã¡ ãÇ ÇáÃãÑ¿ Yes, what is it? 4 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:55,599 ÃäÇ ÂÊí Åáì åäÇ ãä ÃÌá Ãä Ãßæä ãÊÚáøãÇð ÇááÛÉ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ l am coming here for to be learning the English 5 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,676 - ÃäÊ ãÈßÑ - ßáÇ¡ ÃäÇ Úáí - You're early - No, l am Ali 6 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:00,516 ÃÓÊãíÍß ÚÐÑÇð¿ l beg your pardon? 7 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:02,676 ÅÓãí Úáí. Úáí äÏíã My name is Ali. Ali Nadim 8 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,349 ÃäÇ ÂÊí Åáì åäÇ ãä ÃÌá Ãä Ãßæä ãÊÚáãÇð ÇááÛÉ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ l am coming here for to be learning the English 9 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:07,630 ...ÃÌá¡ ÃÌá! ÃäÊ ÊÑÛÈ ÈÃä ÊáÊÍÞ ÈÏæÑÊäÇ ÇáÌÏíÏÉ Yes, yes! You wish to join our new class 10 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:10,188 - ÇááÛÉ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ ßáÛÉ ÃÌäÈíÉ - ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáßö - English as a Foreign Language - Yes please 11 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,470 æÃäÇ ÃÞÝÒ áÃÊÍÑÑ ãä ÇááÝÉ And l am hopping to be unrolled 12 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:16,228 !ÊÞÝÒ áÊÊÍÑøÑ ãä ÇááÝÉ¿ Hopping to be unrolled?! 13 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:18,635 (ßãÇ íÞæá ÈÇÕßã ÇáÓÎíÝ (ãäåÇÌßã ÇáÏÑÇÓí Like it say in your sillybus 14 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:25,795 - ÊÞÕÏ ÊÃãá ÈÃä ÊáÊÍÞ ÈÇáÏæÑÉ - åÐÇ ãÇ ÃÞæáå - You mean you're hoping to be enrolled - That is what l say-hopping to be unrolled 15 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:31,913 ÃÎÔì Åäå áÇ íãßäß Ãä ÊÊÍÑÑ ãä ÇááÝÉ... ÊáÊÍÞ ÈÇáÏæÑÉ ÍÊì íÕá ÇáãÏÑÓ l'm afraid you cannot be unrolled... enrolled until the English teacher arrives 16 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:34,197 íÌÈ Ãä íßæä åäÇ Ýí ÛÖæä ÏÞÇÆÞ ÞáíáÉ She should be here in a few minutes 17 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:36,875 Ýí åÐå ÇáÃËäÇÁ¡ ÑÈãÇ ÊÊÝÖá ÈÇáÅäÊÙÇÑ Ýí ÇáÕÝ In the meanwhile, perhaps you'd care to wait in the classroom 18 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:40,598 ÝÞØ ÃÏÎá ÇáããÑ æÅÊÌå íÓÇÑÇð Ýí äåÇíÉ ÇáããÑ æÅäÊÙÑ Ýí ÛÑÝÉ 5 Just go down the corridor, turn left at the bottom and wait in room number five 19 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,516 - ÝåãÊ¿ ßáÇ - Understand? - No 20 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:47,193 ÓÃÈÏà ãä ÌÏíÏ l'll start again 21 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:50,518 - ÃÏÎá ÇáããÑ - ÃÏÎá ÇáããÑ - Go down the corridor - Down the corridor 22 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:51,589 ÌíÏ Good 23 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,517 - ÅÊÌå íÓÇÑÇð - ÃÊÌå íÓÇÑÇð - Turn left - Turn left 24 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:54,550 - ...ÕÍíÍ - íãíä - Right - Ri... 25 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:57,517 ÃäÊö ÊÞæãíä ÈÅÑÈÇßí You are confusing me 26 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:01,635 - íÓÇÑÇð Ãã íãíäÇð - íÓÇÑÇð - Left or right? - Left 27 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:08,791 ÃäÙÑ¡ ÝÞØ ÃÏÎá ÇáããÑ æÅÊÌå íÓÇÑÇð æÅäÊÙÑ Ýí ÛÑÝÉ 5 Look! You just go down the corridor, turn left and wait in room five! Room five! 28 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:12,196 - ÇáÂä ÃäÇ ÃÞæã ÈÝåãßö. ÛÑÝÉ 5 - ÃÌá - Now l am understanding you! Room five - Yes 29 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:13,548 ÌíÏ ÌÏÇð¡ ÔßÑÇð Jolly good, Thank you 30 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:20,596 Ãæå íÇ Åáåí! ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÐåÈ Åáì äÙÑí Oh dear, l am not going where l am looking 31 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,234 ßáÇ ßáÇ! ÃäÇ áã Ãßä ÃäÙÑ Åáì ØÑíÞí No, no! l wasn't looking where l was going 32 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:26,158 ÅÐÇð ÃÕÈÍäÇ ÅËäíä¡ ÇáãÚÐÑÉ íÇ ÓíÏí That makes the two of us! Excuse me sir 33 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:29,829 ÃÏÎá Enter 34 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:32,597 - ÓíÏÉ ßæÑÊäí - ÂäÓÉ - Mrs Courtney - Miss 35 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,788 Ãæå ÂÓÝ! ÃäÇ ÇáãÏÑÓ ÇáÌÏíÏ ÌíÑãí ÈÑÇæä¡ ÈßÇáæÑíæÓ ÌÇãÚÉ ÃßÓÝæÑÏ Oh sorry! l'm your new teacher Jeremy Brown, B.A. Oxon 36 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:38,831 - ÃäÊ ÑÌá - ÃÌá - You're a man - Yes 37 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,713 åÐÇ ÛíÑ ãÑÖò ÇáÈÊÉ! åÐÇ áä íäÝÚ ÈÊÇÊÇð This is most unsatisfactory! This won't do at all 38 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:43,592 ÃÄßøÏ áßö Ãä ÔåÇÏÇÊí ãæËæÞÉ ÇáãÕÏÑ l assure you my credentials are impeccable 39 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:47,554 ÃßÇÏíãíÇð ÑÈãÇ¡ áßäøäí ÃÊßáøã Úä ÇáÌäÓ Academically perhaps, but l'm talking about sex 40 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,831 ÃÄßÏ áßö ÃíÖÇð Ãä ÃÎáÇÞí ÚÇáíÉ ÌÏÇð l also assure you that my morals are perfectly respectable too 41 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,918 ÃäÇ ÃÔíÑ Åáì ÍÞíÞÉ ßæäß ÑÌáÇð l'm referring to the fact that you are a man 42 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:57,589 áÞÏ ØáÈÊ ÈæÖæÍ ãä ÇáæÒÇÑÉ Ãä íÑÓáæÇ áí ãÏÑÓÉ l distinctly requested the Local Authority to send me a woman teacher 43 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:00,917 ÎÕæÕÇð ÈÚÏ ÇáÍÇÏË ÇáãÄÓÝ ÇáÐí ÍÕá ááÓíÏ æÇÑÈÑÊæä Especially after the unfortunate incident involving Mr. Warburton 44 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:02,678 - ÇáÓíÏ æÇÑÈÑÊæä¿ ÃÌá - Mr. Warburton? - Yes 45 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:05,553 ßÇä íÏÑÓ ÇááÛÉ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ ááØáÇÈ ÇáÃÌÇäÈ Ýí ÇáÝÕá ÇáãÇÖí He was teaching English to foreign students last term 46 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:09,195 ÃÎÔì Åäøå ÈÞí áÔåÑ æÇÍÏ ÝÞØ¡ Ëã ÑÍá l'm afraid he only lasted a month, then he departed 47 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,551 - ãÇÊ¿ - ÃÎÊá ÚÞáíÇð - Dead? - Demented 48 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,790 ÃÌá¡ ÇáÖÛØ ßÇä ßËíÑÇð ÌÏÇð Úáíå Yes, the strain was too much for him 49 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:18,912 æåÐÇ ÚÇÏí ÈÇáäÓÈÉ ááÐßæÑ! áíÓ áÏíåã ÞÏÑÉ ÊÍãá Typical of the male sex! No stamina 50 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,910 ÈÏÇ Úáíå ÇáÊÃÞáã Ýí ÇáÈÏÇíÉ¡ áßä Ýí ÃÍÏ ÇáÃíÇã ÅäÝÌÑ ÝÌÃÉð He seemed to be able to cope at first, but one day he just snapped 51 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:25,873 - ßÇä ÇáÃãÑ ãÞÒÒÇð ÌÏÇð - ÍÞÇð¿ ãÇÐÇ ÝÚá¿ - lt was really quite disgusting - Really? What did he do? 52 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,710 ÊÓáÞ äÇÝÐÉ ÇáÕÝ æÕÚÏ Åáì ÇáÓØÍ Climbed out of the classroom window and on to the roof 53 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:31,513 æÎáÚ ãáÇÈÓå ßáåÇ ÚÇÑíÇð ÊãÇãÇð Took all his clothes off and stood there stark naked 54 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,239 ãÛäíÇð ÃÛäíÉ áÏí ÚäÞæÏ Ìãíá ãä ÍÈÇÊ ÌæÒ ÇáåäÏ Singing ''l've got a lovely bunch of coconuts'' 55 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:38,598 ßã åÐÇ ãÍÒä! ãÚ Ðáß áíÓ Úáíßö Ãä ÊÞáÞí ÈÎÕæÕí How distressing! Still you musn't worry on my account 56 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,597 ÝÃäÇ íÓÊÍíá Ãä ÃÊÓáÞ äÇÝÐÉ ÇáÕÝ l'm not likely to climb out of the classroom window 57 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:41,789 ÃÚáã Ãäøß áä ÊÝÚá l know you aren't 58 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:44,878 - ÔßÑÇð Úáì ÇáËÞÉ - áíÓ áåÐÇ ÚáÇÞÉ ÈÇáËÞÉ - Thank you for your confidence - lt's got nothing to do with confidence 59 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:48,188 áÞÏ æÖÚäÇ ÞÖÈÇäÇð Úáì ÇáäÇÝÐÉ We've had the window frames nailed down 60 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:52,792 ÊÝßíÑ ÓÏíÏ! ÍÓäÇð¡ ÃäÇ ÃÞÏÑ Úãáí ÓíÏÉ ßæÑÊäí How very thoughtful! Well, l would appreciate the job Mrs. Courtney 61 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:53,909 - ÂäÓÉ - ÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí - Miss - Miss Courtney 62 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:57,555 ...ÃäÇ ãÄåá æÃÍÊÇÌ ÝÚáÇð Åáì Úãá! ÊÚÑÝíä ÇáæÖÚ ÇáÅÞÊÕÇÏí æÇáÊÖÎã æ l am qualified and l do need a job! What with the economic situation and inflation and... 63 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:59,636 !ÍÓäÇð¡ áÇ ÏÇÚí ááÊÐãÑ Alright, there's no need to whimper! 64 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:01,591 - ÊÓÊØíÚ ÇáãÈÇÔÑÉ ÝæÑÇð - ÔßÑÇð - You can start immediately - Thank you 65 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:03,551 - ÔåÑ ÊÌÑíÈí - ÔßÑÇð - On a month's trial - Thank you 66 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:06,558 - ÅÐÇ ÅÓÊØÚÊ ÇáÕãæÏ ØæÇá åÐå ÇáãÏÉ - ÓÃÝÚá ãÇ ÈæÓÚí - lf you last that long - l'll do my best 67 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:08,594 Ãíä ÓÃÌÏ ÇáØáÇÈ¿ Where will l find my students? 68 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,757 ÛÑÝÉ ÑÞã 5 äåÇíÉ ÇáããÑ ÅÊÌå íÓÇÑÇð - ÍÓäÇð Room five down the corridor and turn left - Right 69 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:15,429 ÃäÇ ÃÊØáÚ Åáì ãÞÇÈáÊåã! ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ãä ÃääÇ ÓääÓÌã ßËíÑÇð l'm looking forward to meeting them! l'm sure we're all going to get along extremely well 70 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:23,910 ãÓÇÁ ÇáÎíÑ Good evening 71 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:26,629 ãÓÇÁ ÇáÎíÑ Good evening 72 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:29,635 !åÏæÁ ãä ÝÖáßã Quiet please! 73 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,518 ÃÕãÊæÇ Silence 74 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:38,600 ÃäÇ ãÓÑæÑ áÑÄíÊßã ßáøßã l am pleased to meet you all 75 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,675 äÍä ÃíÖÇð ÓÇÑøíä áäßæä ãÞÇÈáíä áß We are also pleasing to be meeting you 76 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,197 - ÃäÇ ÈÑÇæä - Ãæå¡ ßáÇ - l am Brown - Oh, no 77 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:52,917 - ÃäÊ ÊÑÊßÈ ÎØà - ÎØÿ - You are committing a mistake - Mistake? 78 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:57,836 äÚã ãä ÝÖáß¡ ÃäÊ áÓÊ ÃÓãÑÇð¡ äÍä ÓãÑ¡ ÃäÊ ÃÈíÖ Yes please, you are not brown! We are brown! You are white 79 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:01,871 ÅÓãí ÈÑÇæä¡ ÃäÇ ãÏÑøÓßã My name is Brown! l'm your teacher 80 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,594 - Âå¡ ÃäÊ ÇáÃÓÊÇÐ - ÃÌá - Ah, you Proffessori - Yes 81 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:11,517 !ÃÕãÊæÇ Silenzio 82 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:14,675 ÔßÑÇð Thank you 83 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:19,758 !åáøÇ ÊÝÖøáÊã ÈÇáÌáæÓ! ÌáæÓ Would you all like to sit down! Sit down! 84 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:30,794 Ýí ÇáÍÞíÞÉ¡ ÓÃßÊÈ æÑÞÉð ÈÌãíÚ ÃÓãÇÆßã æÌäÓíÇÊßã æãåäßã ln fact, l'll take a note of all your names, nationalities and occupations 85 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:38,831 - ãÚÐÑÉ ÓíÏí - ÃÌá - Por favore Senor - Yes 86 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:40,598 áÞÏ ÌÆÊ åäÇ ááÊæ Es la primera ves que vengo 87 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:43,792 åá åÐÇ åæ ÕÝ ÇááÛÉ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ¿ Es esta la clase para aprender ingles 88 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:46,193 ÌÓäÇð¡ áíÓ áÏíø ÃÏäì ÝßÑÉ ÚãÇ ÊÞæáå Well, l haven't the faintest idea what you're saying 89 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,630 áßääí ãÊÃßÏ ãä Ãäøß ÊÍÇæá Ãä ÊÌÏ ÕÝ ÊÚáíã ÇáÊØÑíÒ But l'm sure you're not trying to find the needle-work class 90 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:51,794 - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - áÇ íåã¡ ÊÝÖøá ÈÇáÌáæÓ - Por favore - lt doesn't matter! Have a seat! 91 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:55,670 - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - ÃÌáÓ Por favore - Sit down 92 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:56,915 Âå¡ ÃÌá Ah, si 93 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:04,678 - ßáÇ¡ áíÓ åäÇß - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - No, not there - Por favore 94 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,597 åäÇß Over there 95 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:11,633 ÍÓäÇð! ÓÃÊÌæá Ýí ÇáÕÝ æÂÎÐ ÃÓãÇÆßã Right! l'll just go round the class and take your names 96 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,630 ÃÌá¡ ãÇ åæ ÅÓãß¿ Yes, what is your name? 97 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:17,838 ãÇßÓíãíáíæä ÇäÏÑíÇ ÃÑÎãíÏÓ ÈÇÈÇäÏÑíæÓ Maximillion Andrea Archimedes Papandrious 98 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:22,596 ÃÌá¡ ÓÃßÊÈ ãÇßÓ Yes, l'll just put you down as Max 99 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:26,433 - ÃÑì Åäøß íæäÇäí - Åäå ÕÍíÍ¡ ãä ÃËíäÇ - l take it you're Greek? - ls right! From Athens 100 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:30,552 - æãÇ åæ Úãáß¿ - ÃäÇ ÃÚãá ãÚ ÇáÎÑÝÇä - And what is your job? - l walk with sheeps 101 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,553 ÊÚãá ãÚ ÇáÎÑÝÇä¿ You walk with sheeps? 102 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:37,790 - ÑÇÚí! ÊÚãá Ýí ãÒÑÚÉ - ßáÇ ßáÇ¡ áíÓ ãÒÑÚÉ - A shepherd! You work on a farm - No, no, no! Not farm 103 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:42,831 - áßäß ÞáÊ Åäß ÊÚãá ãÚ ÇáÎÑÝÇä - ßáÇ¡ ÎÑÝÇä¡ ÎÑÝÇä ßÈíÑÉ - But you said you work with sheep - No, no! Sheeps. Big sheeps 104 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:51,553 - Âå¡ ÓÝä - ÃÌá¡ ÎÑÝÇä¡ ÃÚÖÇÁ - Ah, ships - Yes, Sheeps, Tonkers 105 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:56,433 - ÃÚÖÇÁ! Âå¡ äÇÞáÇÊ - Åäå ÕÍíÍ - Tonkers! Ah, tankers - ls right 106 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:59,229 - ÃäÇ ÃãÔí Ýí ãßÊÈ - ÔßÑÇð - l walk in office - Thank you 107 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:03,635 - æÃÓãßö¿ - ÂäÇ ÔãíÏÊ! ãÏÈÑÉ ãäÒá ÃáãÇäíÉ - And your name? - Anna Schmidt! Jairman au pair 108 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:07,870 - Âå¡ ÇáßÝÇÁÉ ÇáÃáãÇäíÉ ÇáãÚÊÇÏÉ - ÇáÃáãÇä ÏÇÆãÇð ßÝæÆíä - Ah, the usual German efficiency - Jairmans are always efficient 109 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,831 áíÓ ßÐáß Not so 110 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:16,555 ÇáíÇÈÇäíæä ÃßËÑ ßÝÇÁÉð Japanes much more efficient 111 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:18,591 ßáÇ¡ ÇáÃáãÇä åã ÇáÃÝÒá Nein, Jairmans are zer best 112 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:24,670 ÇáíÇÈÇäíæä íÕäÚæä ÊÑÝÒíæäÇÊ æßÇãíáÇÊ ÃÝÖá ÈßËíÑ Japanes make much better terevision and camelas 113 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:28,636 ãä ÝÖáßã¡ áäÈÊÚÏ Úä ÇáÚäÕÑíÉ Please, please, let's have no racialism 114 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:31,194 Ýí åÐÇ ÇáÕÝ¡ Çáßá ÓæÇÓíÉ ln this class, all are equal 115 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:36,197 - ÃÓãß¿ ÌíæÝÇäí ßæÈíáæ¡ ÅíØÇáí - Your name? - Giovanni Cupello! ltalian 116 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:41,190 - ãÇÐÇ ÊÚãá¿ - ÃÚãá Ýí ãØÚã Ïí ÈæÈæáí - What do you work? - l work inna Ristorante dei Populi 117 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,709 - äÇÏá¿ ßáÇ¡ áíÓ äÇÏá¡ ØÈÇÎÏÇ - A waiter? - No, not a waiter. A cookada 118 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:52,239 - ØÈÇÎÏÇ¿ ÃäÇ ØÈÇÎÏÇ ÑÇÝíæáæ æÏÇÓÈÇßíÊí æÏÇáÒÇäíÇ - A cookada? - l cookada raviolo, daspaghetti, dalasagne 119 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,437 ÃäÇ ÃØÈÎÏÇ ßá ÔíÁ l cookada everything 120 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,232 ØÇåí A chef 121 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:03,589 ÃÓãßö¿ Your name? 122 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:06,478 ãÇ åæ ÅÓãßö¿ What is your name? 123 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:11,831 ÃäÇ ÌíÑãí ÈÑÇæä¡ ÃäÊö¿ Me, Jeremy Brown! You? 124 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:23,159 ãÇßÓ¡ Âä ÔãíÏÊ¡ ÌíæÝÇäí ßæÈíáæ¡ ÃäÊö¿ Max, Anna Schmidt, Giovanni Cuppello! You? 125 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:42,828 ÃÌá¡ ÃßÊÈí ÅÓãßö! ÌíÏ¡ ÌíÏ Yes, yes, write your name down! Good, good 126 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,473 áíÓ ÌíÏÇð! ÃÍÊÇÌ Åáì ÅÓãßö ÈÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ No good! l need your name in English 127 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:05,757 - !áíÓ ÌíÏÇð! áíÓ ÌíÏÇð - No good! - No good! 128 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:24,835 ÔåÇÏÉ ÊÓÌíá! ÌãíáÉ ÑÇäÌÇ¡ ÑÈÉ ÈíÊ Certificate of registration! Jamila Ranjha! Housewife 129 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:26,429 ÔßÑÇð Thank you 130 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:35,589 - æÃÓãß¿ -ÃäÇ Úáí äÏíã¡ ãä áÇåæÑ - And your name? - l'm Ali Nadim! From Lahor 131 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:39,513 ÃäÇ ÃÚãá ÍÇáíÇð áíÓ Ýí Ãí ãßÇä Úáì ÇáÅØáÇÞ l am working at the moment not anywhere at all 132 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:47,154 - ÃäÊ ÚÇØá¿ ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß - You are unemployed? - Yes please 133 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,511 æÝÞØ íæã Ýí ÇáÅÓÈæÚ¡ ÃäÇ ÃÞæã ÈÚãá Only one day a week, l am working 134 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,194 æãÇÐÇ ÊÚãá Ýí Ðáß Çáíæã¿ And what do you do then? 135 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:57,758 ÃäÇ ÐÇåÈ Åáì ãßÊÈ ÇáÈØÇáÉ áÃßæä ãÓÊáãÇð äÞæÏí l am going to the unemployment exchange to be collecting my money 136 00:09:57,880 --> 00:10:03,796 íÇááÕÏãÉ! ÃäÇ ÃÍÕá Úáì äÞæÏ ãä ÚÏã ÇáÚãá ÃßËÑ ãä Ãä ÃÞæã ÃÚãá Cor blimey! l get more money for not be working than when l'm working 137 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:08,589 æÞÈá Ãä ÊßÊÔÝ ÓÑ ÇáËÑæÉ ÇáÃÈÏíÉ åÐÇ¡ ãÇÐÇ ßäÊ ÊÚãá¿ And before you discovered this secret of eternal wealth, what did you do? 138 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:12,836 ßäÊ ÃÚãá Ýí ÊÇÌ ãÍá l worked at the Taj Mahal 139 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:15,596 - Ýí Ïáåí¿ - ßáÇ¡ Ýí ãÞÇØÚÉ ÈæÊäí - ln Delhi? - No, Putney 140 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,552 ãØÚã ÊÇÌ ãÍá ÊäÏæÑí The Taj Mahal Tandoori Restaurant 141 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,831 ÝØÇÆÑ ÌÇÈÇÊí æÈÇÈÇÏæã ÌíÏÉ ÌÏÇð Very good chapatti and popadom 142 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:24,599 ÃáÝ ÅÚÊÐÇÑ áÊÃÎÑí A thousand apologies for my lateness 143 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:26,597 ÇáÈÇÕ ÇáÚãæãí ßÇä íÊÑÇÌÚ ááÎáÝ The omnibus was going backwards 144 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:30,796 ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ãä æÌæÏ ÊÝÓíÑ ÃßËÑ ãäØÞíÉ l'm sure there must be a more logical explanation 145 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:36,836 ÅäåÇ ÇáÍÞíÞÉ ÇáãØáÞÉ! ÃÎÈÑæäí Ãä Ãßæä ÂÎÐÇð ááÈÇÕ ÇáÚãæãí ÑÞã 27 lt is the absolute truth! l was told to be taking a number 27 omnibus 146 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:40,670 æÃäÇ ÅãÊËáÊ¡ áßäå ÐåÈ Ýí ÅÊÌÇå ÎáÝí And l complied, but it went in a backward direction 147 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:43,197 ÃÚÊÞÏ Åäß ÊÞÕÏ ÈÅäå ßÇä ÐÇåÈÇð ÚßÓ ÇáÅÊÌÇå l think you meant it was going the other way 148 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,836 åÐÇ áÈø ãÇ ÃäÇ ÞÇÆáå! ÃáÝ ÅÚÊÐÇÑ That is the gist of what l am saying! A thousand apologies 149 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:49,834 áÇ ÈÃÓ¡ ÑÈãÇ ÊÑÛÈ ÈÇáÌáæÓ ÞÑÈ Úáí¡ ãæÇØäß lt's all right! Perhaps you'd like to sit next to Ali, your countryman 150 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:51,916 áÇ ÃÓÊØíÚ ÇáÌáæÓ åäÇß! åÐÇ ãÓÊÍíá l cannot sit there! lt is impossible 151 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:53,675 áãÇÐÇ ãÓÊÍíá¿ Why is it impossible? 152 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,518 - ÃäÇ ÓíÎ - Ãæå íÇ Åáåí - l am Sikh - Oh dear 153 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:01,191 Âãá Ãä áÇ íßæä ãÑÖß ãÚÏíÇð! ÑÈãÇ ãä ÇáÃÝÖá Ãä ÊÚæÏ ÚäÏãÇ ÊÔÝì¿ l hope it's not contagious! Perhaps you ought ot come back when you're better? 154 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:04,233 ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÏÑß áÈø ÍæÇÑß l do not comprehend the gist of your conversation 155 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:05,509 ÃäÊ ÞáÊ ÈÃäøß ãÑíÖ You said you were sick 156 00:11:05,884 --> 00:11:10,935 ßáÇ¡ ßáÇ¡ ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÔíÑ Åáì ÍÇáÊí ÇáÌÓÏíÉ No, No, No. I am not referring to my physical state of mine 157 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,156 ÏíÇäÊí åí ÇáÓíÎ My religion is Sikh 158 00:11:14,112 --> 00:11:15,256 æåæ ãÓáã And he is Muslim 159 00:11:15,848 --> 00:11:17,829 ÇáÅÓáÇã åæ ÇáÏíä ÇáÍÞíÞí ÇáæÍíÏ Islam is the only true faith 160 00:11:17,990 --> 00:11:19,794 æäÈí ÇáãÓáãíä ãÏÚí ÌÏÇð And Muslim fully false prophet 161 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:23,484 !ßíÝ ÊÊÌÑà Ãä Êßæä ãÊßáãÇð Úä ÑÓæá Çááå ÃíåÇ ÇáÃÍãÞ ÇááÚíä How dare of you speaking of God's holy messenger, you're damned fool! 162 00:11:24,235 --> 00:11:26,067 ÇáÓíÎ ÛíÑ ãÄãäíä æßÝÇÑ Sikhs are unbelievers and infidels 163 00:11:26,780 --> 00:11:28,727 ÇáÓíÎ ÃäÇÓ ãÍÈøæä ááÓáÇã Sikhs are peace loving people 164 00:11:28,947 --> 00:11:31,831 ...æÅÐÇ áã ÊäÊÈå áäÝÓß¡ ÓÃßæä ãÓÑæÑÇð ÌÏÇð And if you are not careful, I will have much pleasure... 165 00:11:32,114 --> 00:11:35,877 Ãä ÃÞÊá ÑÓæáßã ÇáãÞÏÓ ÈåÐå in dispatching your holy messenger with this 166 00:11:36,413 --> 00:11:38,568 ÃäÇ áä ÃÓãÍ ÈÃí ÍÓÇÓíÉ ÏíäíÉ I will not tolerate any religious intolerance 167 00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:39,796 !ÇáÂä¡ ÃÈÚÏ Êáß ÇáÓßíäÉ Now put that knife away! 168 00:11:40,046 --> 00:11:41,086 áÞÏ ÞÇá ÈÃäí ßÇÝÑ He called me an infidel 169 00:11:41,136 --> 00:11:42,553 ÍÓäÇõ¡ Åäå áã íßä íÞÕÏåÇ¡ ÃáíÓ ßÐáß¿ Well, he didn't mean it, did you? 170 00:11:42,704 --> 00:11:44,275 ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ÌÏÇð Most definitely. 171 00:11:45,081 --> 00:11:51,169 ÃÞÓã ÈÃäåÑ ÈæäÌÇÈ ÇáÎãÓÉ Ãä ÃÐÈÍ ÚäÞß ãä åäÇß áåäÇß I swear by the five rivers of Punjab to I slice your throat from there to there. 172 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:52,888 ãä ÇáÃÐä Åáì ÇáÃÐä Ear to ear 173 00:11:53,466 --> 00:11:55,810 ãä ÇáÃÐä Åáì åäÇß æãä åäÇß Åáì ÇáÃÐä From ear to there and there to ear... 174 00:11:56,762 --> 00:11:59,008 áä íßæä åäÇáß Ãí ÐÈÍ ÑÞÈÉ Ýí ÕÝí There will be no front slicing in my class 175 00:11:59,606 --> 00:12:00,931 ...ÅÐÇ ßäÊ ÊÑíÏ Ãä ÊÝÚá åßÐÇ ÃÔíÇÁ¡ ßÇä Úáíß ÇáÅäÖãÇã If you want to do that sort of things, you should've joined... 176 00:12:01,084 --> 00:12:01,970 Åáì ÃäÏíÉ ÑíÇÖíÉ Ýí Òãä ÇáãÇÖí the sports in past time 177 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,493 ÃÈÚÏ ÓßíäÊß æÃÌáÓ Put your knife away and.... and sit down 178 00:12:06,031 --> 00:12:10,309 - ãÇ åæ ÔÚæÑß ÊÌÇå ÇáÑæãÇä ÇáßÇËæáíß¿ - ÃÚÇãáåã ßÃÎæÊí - How do you feel about Roman Catholics? - l treat them like my brothers 179 00:12:10,431 --> 00:12:12,262 ÌíÏ¡ ÅÐåÈ æÃÌáÓ Åáì ÌÇäÈ ÌíæÝÇäí Good, go and sit next to Giovanni 180 00:12:12,391 --> 00:12:13,540 - ÈÑÈÑí - ßÇÝÑ - Barbarian - lnfidel 181 00:12:14,071 --> 00:12:17,302 ÃíåÇ ÇáÓÇÏÉ ãä ÝÖáßã! ÃäÊã åäÇ áÊÚáøã ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ æáíÓ áÔäø ÍÑÈ ÏíäíÉ Gentlemen please! You are here to learn English not start a holy war 182 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:21,422 - ãÇ åæ ÅÓãß¿ ÑÇäÌíÊ ÓäÛ - What is your name? - Ranjeet Singh 183 00:12:22,431 --> 00:12:24,501 - æãä Ãí ÏæáÉ - ÈäÌÇÈ - And from which country? - Punjab 184 00:12:25,431 --> 00:12:26,500 ÌíÏ¡ ãÇ åæ Úãáß¿ Good, what is your job? 185 00:12:26,631 --> 00:12:30,909 ÃäÇ ÚÖæ ãåã ÌÏÇð Ýí Ýí ÍßæãÉ ÇáÙá ÇáÈÑíØÇäíÉ l'm a very important member of the British underground 186 00:12:31,471 --> 00:12:35,350 - Ùá ãÇÐÇ¿ - ÝÞØ ÇáÙá - The underground what? - Just the underground 187 00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:37,940 ÅäÊÈåæÇ ááÃÈæÇÈ Mind the doors 188 00:12:39,511 --> 00:12:42,150 Ãæå¡ ÞØÇÑ ÇáÃäÝÇÞ Oh, that underground 189 00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:47,227 - æÅÓãß¿ ÊÇÑæ äÇÌÇÒæãí - And your name? - Taro Nagazumi 190 00:12:52,311 --> 00:12:55,542 ÅÓãí ÈÇáåæíÉ! íÇÈÇäí My name card! Japanese 191 00:12:55,671 --> 00:13:00,142 ããËá ÔÑßÉ ÈæÔíÏæ ááÃáßÊÑæäíÇÊ Reprensentative of Bushedo Electronics 192 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:05,346 - Ìíá ÌÏÇð! ÃÞÕÏ ÌíÏ ÌÏÇð æÃÎíÑÇð ÃÓãß¿ - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - Vely good! Very good and finally your name - Por favore 193 00:13:05,711 --> 00:13:08,908 - ÃÓãß¡ ãÇ åæ ÅÓãß¿ - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - Your name, what is your name? - Por favore 194 00:13:09,031 --> 00:13:11,306 - ÅÓã - Âå¡ ÃÌá - Nome - Ah nome, si 195 00:13:11,431 --> 00:13:15,470 ÎæÇä ßÇÑÇÝÇäÊíÓ ÈÇÑÇ ÓíÝíáí Juan Cervantes para Seville 196 00:13:16,311 --> 00:13:18,905 - áÇ ÍÇÌÉ áÓÄÇáß Úä ÌäÓíÊß - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - No need to ask what nationality you are - Por favore 197 00:13:20,031 --> 00:13:21,908 - ÅÓÈÇäí - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - Spanish - Por favore 198 00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:25,384 - ãÇ åæ Úãáß¿ ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - What is your job? - Por favore 199 00:13:27,271 --> 00:13:31,423 - Úãá - Âå¡ ÃÌá! ãÛáÝ ÃÔÌÇÑ Trabaje - Ah si! Tree laggers 200 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:39,899 - ÃäÊ ÊÛáÝ ÇáÃÔÌÇÑ¿ ÃÌá¡ 1 Ìä Êæäß 2 æíÓßí æßæßÇ ãÛáÝ ÃÔÌÇÑ - You lag trees? - Si, 1 Jeentonic, 2 whisky, coka tree laggers 201 00:13:41,431 --> 00:13:43,308 - ÊÚãá ÈÇáãÔÑæÈÇÊ - ÃÌá - Three lagers - Si 202 00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:45,149 - ÊÚãá Ýí ÍÇäÉ¿ - ÍÇäÉ¡ ÃÌá - You work in a bar - Bar, si 203 00:13:45,431 --> 00:13:47,422 - ÍÓäÇð íÇ ÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä - ÃÌá¡ ÔßÑÇð - Well, Mr. Brown - Yes thank you 204 00:13:47,551 --> 00:13:49,621 ÈÅÓÊËäÇÁ ãÍÇæáÉ ÞÊá æÇÍÏÉ æÅÖØÑÇÈ ÚÑÞí ãÍÊãá Apart from one attempted murder and a possible race riot 205 00:13:50,031 --> 00:13:51,942 ÃÚÊÞÏ ÈÃäøäÇ ãäÓÌãíä ÊãÇãÇð l think we're coping reasonably well 206 00:13:52,271 --> 00:13:55,900 ÃÊíÊ áÃÈáÛß ÈÎÕæÕ ÃÌæÑ ÊÓÌíá ÇáØáÇÈ l've come to inform you about the registration fees for the student 207 00:13:56,391 --> 00:13:57,904 ÎãÓÉ ÌäíåÇÊ áßá ØÇáÈ lt's 5 pounds per head! 208 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:01,308 ÓÃßæä ããÊäøÉ áæ ÌãÚÊ ÇáäÞæÏ æÌáÈÊåÇ Åáì ãßÊÈí Ýí ÅÓÊÑÇÍÉ ÇáÔÇí ÎÇÕÊß l'll be grateful if u would collect the money and bring it to my office in your tea break 209 00:14:01,431 --> 00:14:02,580 ÍÓäÇð¡ ÓÃÞæã ÈÐáß Right, l'll do that 210 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:05,384 ÍÓäÇð¡ áÏíäÇ ÔíÁ æÇÍÏ áäÍãÏ Çááå Úáíå Well we have one thing to be grateful for anyway 211 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,900 áä íßæä ááÌäÓ ãßÇäÉ åäÇ Sex won't be rearing its ugly little head 212 00:14:08,311 --> 00:14:09,505 ÃÓÊãíÍßö ÚÐÑÇð¿ l beg your pardon? 213 00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:13,306 ÍÓÈ ÎÈÑÊí¡ áã íßä ÇáÚÑÞ æáÇ ÇáÏíä ÓÈÈÇð ááãÔÇßá From my experience, it isn't race or religion that causes problems 214 00:14:13,431 --> 00:14:16,229 Åäøå ÚÇÏÉð æÌæÏ ÍÓäÇÁ ÃÌäÈíÉ lt's usually the presence of some foreign beauty 215 00:14:16,311 --> 00:14:18,905 ÛíÑÉ æãÄÇãÑÇÊ æãÇ ÔÇÈå Ðáß Jealousies, intrigues - all that sort of thing 216 00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:22,188 ÃÌá¡ ÍÓäÇð ÈÇáäÙÑ Åáì ÕÝí¡ áÇ ÃÚÊÞÏ Åä Ðáß Óíßæä ãÕÏÑ ÇÒÚÇÌ áäÇ Yes, well looking at my class, l dont think we'll be too bothered with anything like that 217 00:14:34,031 --> 00:14:37,944 ÃäÇ ÂÊí áÃÊÚáã ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ¡ åá ÃÊíÊ Åáì ÇáãßÇä ÇáÕÍíÍ¿ l come to learn English 'Ave l come to ze right place? 218 00:14:38,709 --> 00:14:39,619 ÃÏÎá Enter 219 00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:42,148 - ÓíÏÉ ÏæÑæËí - ÂäÓÉ - Mrs Courtney - Miss 220 00:14:42,510 --> 00:14:45,388 ÂäÓÉ! áÞÏ ÌáÈÊ ÃÌæÑ ÊÓÌíá ÇáØáÇÈ Miss! l've just brought the registration fees for the students 221 00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:48,109 - ÌíÏ! ÇáÂä ßã ØÇáÈÇð áÏíäÇ¿ - ÊÓÚÉ - Good! Now how many students have you? - Nine 222 00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:52,462 - ÅÐÇð áÏíäÇ åäÇ 45 Ìäíå - Ðáß íÚÊãÏ Úáì ÓÚÑ ÇáÊÕÑíÝ - So there's 45 pounds in here - That depends on the rate of exchange 223 00:14:52,590 --> 00:14:54,023 áÇ ÃÝåã ãÇ ÊÚäíå l don't quite follow you 224 00:14:54,590 --> 00:14:57,627 áã íßä áÏì ÌãíÚåã 5 ÌäíåÇÊ ÈÇáÚãáÉ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ Not all of them had 5 pounds in English money 225 00:14:57,750 --> 00:15:01,789 áÐÇ ÌãÚÊ 29¡50 Ìäíå æÇáÈÇÞí Úáì 2000 íä æ3000 áíÑÉ So l collected 29,50 in Sterling and the rest is made up of 2000 yen, 3000 lira 226 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:06,507 æ250 ÈíÑÒíÊÇ æ75 ÏÑÇÎãÇ æ50 ÝÑÇäß æ12 ãÇÑß ÃáãÇäí 250 pesetas, 75 drachmas, 50 francs and 12 deutchmarks 227 00:15:07,470 --> 00:15:11,782 ØÈÞÇð ááäÔÑÉ ÇáãÇáíÉ áåÐÇ ÇáÕÈÇÍ¡ åÐÇ íÚØíäÇ ÝÇÆÏÉ 1.455 Ìäíå According to this morning's financial paper, that should give us a profit of 1045,5 pounds 228 00:15:12,630 --> 00:15:17,146 ÅÐÇð ÃÞÊÑÍ Ãä ÊÃÎÐ ÇáäÞæÏ ááãÕÑÝ Ýí ÇáÕÈÇÍ æÊÍæáåÇ Åáì ÇáÚãáÉ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ Then l suggest you take it to the bank in the morning and convert it into English currency 229 00:15:17,270 --> 00:15:18,385 ÍÓäÇð¡ ÓÃÝÚá Ðáß Right, l'll do that 230 00:15:18,790 --> 00:15:22,499 - ÈÇáãäÇÓÈÉ ßíÝ ÍÇá ÇáÍÓäÇÁ ÇáÞÇÊáÉ¿ - Âå¡ ÃÌá¡ ÏÇäíÇá - By the way, how's the femme fatale? - Ah, yes! Danielle 231 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,621 ÍÇáíÇð¡ ÅäåÇ Ýí ÛÑÝÉ ÇáÔÇí ãÚ ÅíØÇáíÇ æÅÓÈÇäíÇ æÇáíæäÇä At the moment, she's in the tea room with ltaly, Spain and Greece 232 00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:26,502 ãÍÇæáíä ÅäÔÇÁ ÚáÇÞÇÊ ÏÈáæãÇÓíÉ Trying to establish diplomatic relations 233 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:31,059 - Âãá Ãä áÇ ÊÊÓÈøÈ ÈÃí ÅÒÚÇÌ - Ãæ ßáÇ¡ ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ãä ÃäåÇ ÊÝÚá - l hope she's not going to cause any bother - Oh no, l'm sure she won't 234 00:15:31,470 --> 00:15:35,065 - ÃäÙÑ¡ ÓÃÌáÓ åäÇ - ßáÇ¡ Åäå ÃäÇ ãä ÓíÌáÓ åäÇ - Look, l am going to sitta here - No, it is me who is going to be sitting here 235 00:15:35,590 --> 00:15:39,139 - ÓÇÈÞÇð ßäÊ ÊÌáÓ åäÇß - æÓÇÈÞÇð ÃäÊ ßäÊ ÊÌáÓ åäÇß - Before you were sitting over dair - And before you were sitta over dair 236 00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:42,380 - ÃäÊ ãÎÇÏÚ - ãä¡ ÃäÇ¿ - You takeadamick - Who, me? 237 00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:43,784 ÃäÊ ÅÑÌÚ æÅÌáÓ ÍíË ßäÊ ÓÇÈÞÇð You go back and sit where u were before 238 00:15:44,190 --> 00:15:45,782 - ßáÇ¡ ÃäÇ ÃÌáÓ åäÇ - ÃäÊ áÇ ÊÌáÓ åäÇ - No, l sit here - you not sitt here 239 00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:48,380 - ãä ÓíæÞÝäí¿ - ÃäÇ - Who is gonna be stopping me? - Me 240 00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:54,388 ÃäÊ¿ ÊÚÊÞÏ ÈÃäß Þæí! ÊÚÇá ÎÇÑÌ ÇáÕÝ Yourself? You think you're tough! Come outside 241 00:15:56,150 --> 00:15:57,105 åÓäÇð Hokay 242 00:15:58,910 --> 00:16:01,708 - Ãíä ÊÐåÈÇä¿ - äÐåÈ ááåÇÑÌ áäÊåÇÌÑ ÈÇááßãÇÊ - Where are you going? - We go houtside to havada punch down 243 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,502 ÊÚäí äÊÔÇÌÑ ÈÇááßãÇÊ You mean a punch up 244 00:16:03,590 --> 00:16:06,388 ÃäÇ ÓæÝ... ßíÝ ÊÞæá - Ãáßãß Úáì æÌåß ÇááÚíä l'm going to - How you say - knock his bloody block off 245 00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:10,103 äÍä äÑì æÌå ãä ÇááÚíä ÇáøÐí íáßã We see who's bloody blocka is knockered off 246 00:16:10,910 --> 00:16:14,789 - áÍÙÉ! áã ßá åÐÇ¿ - ÃäÇ ÃÎÈÑÇ ÓíÏ ÃÈíÖ - Now just a minute! What is all this about? - l tella you Mr. White 247 00:16:14,910 --> 00:16:19,062 - ÈÑÇæä - ÃÚÊÐÑ¡ Åäå ÈÎÕæÕ Ãíä äÌáÓ - Brown - Scusi! ls about where we sit 248 00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:20,703 ãÇ ÇáÎØÈ Ýí ÃãÇßä ÌáæÓßãÇ ÇáÓÇÈÞÉ¿ What's wrong with where you're sitting before? 249 00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:25,468 áäåÇ Úíäíø íÇ ÃÓÊÇÐ! íÌÈÇ ÃäÇ ÃÌáÓÇ ÃÞÑÈ ÃãÇã Ltsa my eyes Professori! l gotta sitta nearer da front 250 00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:27,380 åäÇ Here 251 00:16:29,150 --> 00:16:32,586 ÝåãÊ! æÃÝÊÑÖ Ãä áÇ ÏÎá áÌáæÓ ÏÇäíÇá åäÇ ÃíÖÇð l see! And l suppose it's got nothing to do with the fact that Danielle is sitting here too 252 00:16:33,190 --> 00:16:34,100 åá åí ßÐáß¿ She is? 253 00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:39,382 áã ÃáÇÍÙ Ðáß ÃÈÏÇð l never noticed 254 00:16:40,510 --> 00:16:43,468 ßãÇ ÊÑì ÅäåÇ Úíäíø! ÃäÇ áÏí ÞÕÑÇ äÙÑ You see itsa my eyes! l'm a little shorta sighted 255 00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:46,461 æÃíÖÇð ßÐÇÈ ßÈíÑÇ And also a much beega liar 256 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:49,387 - åÐÇ áíÓ ÕÍíÍà ÓíÏ ÃÎÖÑ - ÅÓãí ÈÑÇæä - lt's not true Mr. Green - The name is Brown 257 00:16:49,589 --> 00:16:52,706 ßãÇ ÊÑì! ÃäÇ ÃÚãì ÃáæÇä ÃíÖÇð You see! l'm a colour blind as well 258 00:16:55,550 --> 00:16:57,700 æãÇßÓ¡ ÃÝÊÑÖ Ãä áÏíß ãÔßáÉ Ýí Úíäíß ÃäÊ ÃíÖÇð And Max, l suppose you've got trouble with your eyes as well 259 00:16:57,830 --> 00:17:01,459 ßáÇ¡ Úíäíø åíÏÊÇä! ÅäåÇ ÃÐäíø No, no, no! My eyes are hokay! lt's my hears 260 00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:04,785 - ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÓãÚ ÌíÏÇð - ÅäåÇ ÞÕÉ ÞÏíãÉ - l am not hearing very well - That's a likely story 261 00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:07,549 ãÇÐÇ ÊÞæá¿ What you say? 262 00:17:08,550 --> 00:17:11,383 ÃÞæá ÈÃä ÊÑÌÚÇ ÍíË ßäÊãÇ ÊÌáÓÇä ÓÇÈÞÇð l say you both go back and sit where you were sitting before now 263 00:17:17,910 --> 00:17:23,462 Ããá ÈÃä áÇ ÊÚÊÞÏ Åäí ßäÊ... ßíÝ ÊÞæáåÇ...ÌÑíÆÉ ÃßËÑ ãä ÇááÇÒã l hope you don't think l was - How you say - too forward 264 00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:27,148 ßáÇ¡ ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ãä Åäå áíÓ ÎØÃßö Úáì ÇáÅØáÇÞ No, no! l'm sure you weren't in any way to blame at all 265 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:30,705 ÇáÃÓÊÇÐ ãä ÝÖáß Teacher please! 266 00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:35,501 - ÓíÏ ÈáÇæä - ÃÌá - Mr. Blown - Yes 267 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:40,503 ÃáÌæß ÃÚÐá ÊÃÎáí! ÃÚÊÐá áßäí ÙááÊ ÇáØáíÞ Prease folgive my rateness! l apologize but l rost my way 268 00:17:40,590 --> 00:17:42,069 áÇ ÊÞáÞí! ãÇ åæ ÅÓãßö¿ Not to worry! What is your name? 269 00:17:42,590 --> 00:17:45,468 - ÊÔæäÛ Óæ áí - Óæ áí - Chung Su Lee - Su Lee 270 00:17:45,590 --> 00:17:48,502 - ãä Ãíä ÃäÊö¿ - ÌãåæáíÉ ÇáÕíä ÇáÏíãÞáÇØíÉ - Where are you from? - Democlatic Lepublic of China 271 00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:54,102 - æãÇÐÇ ÊÚáãíä¿ - ÓßáÊíáÉ! ÇáÓÝÇáÉ ÇáÕíäíÉ - And what is your job? - Secletaly! Chinese Dipromat 272 00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:55,745 Ìãíá ÌÏÇð Very nice 273 00:17:56,630 --> 00:17:58,461 ÍÓäÇð! Ãíä äÖÚßö¿ Right! Where shall we put you? 274 00:17:58,590 --> 00:18:02,060 ÊÇÑæ! ßíÝ åí ÇáÚáÇÞÇÊ Èíä ÇáíÇÈÇä æÇáÕíä¿ Taro! How are relations between Japan and China? 275 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:10,709 ÊÚÊãÏ Úáì æÌåÉ ÇáäÙÑ ÇáÓíÇÓíÉ Depends on political viewpoint! 276 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:20,464 ÇáíÇÈÇä ÌäÇÍæ Ãíãä! ÇáÕíä ÌäÇÍæ ÃíÓÑæ Japan light wingo! China refto wingo 277 00:18:21,190 --> 00:18:25,468 ÝåãÊ! åá ÃäÊö ÌäÇÍæ ÃíÓÑæ Ãã Ãíãäæ¿ ÃÞÕÏ Ãíãä Ãã ÃíÓÑ¿ l see! Are you light wingo or reft wingo? Right or left? 278 00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:28,104 ÃäÇ ÃÊÈÚ ÊÚÇáíã ÇáÑÆíÓ ãÇæ l forrow teaching of Chairman Mao 279 00:18:28,510 --> 00:18:30,660 Ýí åÐå ÇáÍÇáÉ¡ ãä ÇáÃÝÖá Ãä ÊÌáÓí Åáì ÌÇäÈ ÌãíáÉ¡ ÇáÓíÏÉ ÇáåäÏíÉ ln that case, You'd better sit next to Jamila, the lndian lady 280 00:18:30,790 --> 00:18:31,779 - åá åÐÇ ãäÇÓÈ¿ - ÔßÑÇð - Alright? - Thank you 281 00:18:32,190 --> 00:18:36,661 ÍÓäÇð¡ ÓäÈÏà ÈÊÚáøã ÈÚÖ ÇáÃÝÚÇá ÇáÃÓÇÓíÉ ááÛÉ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ Right, now we will start by learning a few basic English verbs 282 00:18:36,790 --> 00:18:40,385 æÃæáÇð¡ ÓäÃÎÐ ÝÚá ÇáßíäæäÉ And firstly, we will take the verb 'to be' 283 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:44,469 - ßíäæäÉ - ßíäæäÉ - Ta be - To be 284 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:53,498 ÃäÇ ÅäßáíÒí¡ ÃäÊö ÕíäíÉ¡ åæ ÅíØÇáí! åí ÝÑäÓíÉ l am English, you are Chinese He is ltalian! She is French 285 00:18:53,910 --> 00:18:55,389 åæ ÈÑÈÑí He is barbarian 286 00:18:57,230 --> 00:19:00,427 ÃäÊ ÊØáÈ ÑßáÉð Úáì ãÄÎÑÊß ÇáÓæÏÇÁ ÇáßÈíÑÉ And you are asking for a kick up your big brown backside 287 00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:03,110 ÅäÊÈÇå ãä ÝÖáßã Pay attention please 288 00:19:04,190 --> 00:19:05,748 - ÃäÇ - ÃäÇ - l am - l am 289 00:19:06,550 --> 00:19:08,620 - ÃäÊ - ÃäÊ - You are - You are 290 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:14,461 - åæ åí Ãæ ááÌãÇÏ - åæ åí Ãæ ááÌãÇÏ - He, she, or it is - He, or she or it is 291 00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:17,625 - äÍä - äÍä - We are - We are 292 00:19:18,230 --> 00:19:20,539 - ÃäÊã - ÃäÊã - You are - You are 293 00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:23,104 - åã - åã - They are - They are 294 00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:31,581 ÇáÂä ÓÃÏæÑ Íæá ÇáÕÝ æÃØáÈ ãä ßá æÇÍÏ ãäßã ÌãáÉ ÝíåÇ ÝÚá ÇáßíäæäÉ Now i'll go round the class and ask you each to give me a sentence using the verb to be 295 00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:36,343 ÊÇÑæ¡ ÃäÇ Taro, 'l am' 296 00:19:40,670 --> 00:19:48,668 ÃäÇæ ÓÚíÏ ÌÏÇð áÃÊÚáãæ ÇááÛÉ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ l amo very happy to be learningo English 297 00:19:50,150 --> 00:19:57,500 - ÌíÏ! ÌíæÝÇäí¡ åæ - åæÏÇ ÃÍãÞ - Good! Giovanni, 'he is' - He isada fool 298 00:19:59,510 --> 00:20:02,661 ÌíÏ áßä áíÓ åæÏÇ! åæ ÃÍãÞ Good but not isada! He is a fool 299 00:20:03,510 --> 00:20:05,102 ÃÌá¡ åæ ÃÍãÞ Yes he is a fool 300 00:20:06,150 --> 00:20:08,425 ãÇßÓ¡ åí Max, 'she is' 301 00:20:10,190 --> 00:20:18,382 åí ÌãíáÉ! åí ÑÇÆÚÉ She is beautiful! She is wonderful 302 00:20:19,190 --> 00:20:22,500 - åí... - ÃÌá ÔßÑÇð ãÇßÓ! åÐÇ íÝí ÈÇáÛÑÖ - She is... - Yes, yes, thank you Max! That will do 303 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:27,060 - ÎæÇä¡ ááÌãÇÏ - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - Juan, 'it is' - Por favore? 304 00:20:29,550 --> 00:20:33,509 - ááÌãÇÏ - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - lt is - Por favore 305 00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:37,101 åí ÊãØÑ lt is raining 306 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,461 åí ÊãØÑ lt is raining 307 00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:44,505 åí ÊãØÑ lt is raining 308 00:20:49,470 --> 00:20:52,030 - We'll skip you for the moment - Por favore? 309 00:20:52,430 --> 00:20:53,658 áÇ íåã! ÃÌáÓ lt doesn't matter! Sit down 310 00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:59,343 Óæ áí¡ ááÌãÇÏ Su Lee, 'it is' 311 00:21:00,590 --> 00:21:05,584 Åäå ãä æÇÌÈ ßÑ ãæÇØä Ãä íØíÍ ÈÏÚÇÉ ÇáÍáæÈ ÇáÃãÈáíÇáííä lt is duty of evely citizen to overthlow lmpelial Warmongers 312 00:21:05,710 --> 00:21:07,507 åßÐÇ íÞæá ÇáÑÆíÓ ãÇæ So say Chairman Mao 313 00:21:08,470 --> 00:21:11,462 ÃÌá¡ åÐÇ ÑÃíå! ÌíÏ ÌíÏ Yes, well that's his opinion! Good, good 314 00:21:11,590 --> 00:21:13,501 ÏÇäíÇá¡ äÍä Danielle, 'we are' 315 00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:24,066 äÍä ãÍÙæÙíä áÃä áÏíäÇ ãÏÑÓÇð ÌíÏÇð ææÓíãÇð We are lucky to 'ave such a good 'andsome teacher 316 00:21:24,430 --> 00:21:28,469 åÏæÁ ãä ÝÖáßã! åÐÇ ÕÍíÍ¡ ÃÞÕÏ ÔßÑÇð Quiet please! It is true, I mean Thank you 317 00:21:29,430 --> 00:21:33,742 Úáí¡ ÃäÊ Ali, 'you are' 318 00:21:36,790 --> 00:21:42,387 - ÃäÊ... - ÃäÊ ÊäÊÙÑäí Ãä ÃÞæá ÌæÇÈÇð - You are... - You are waiting for me to speak an answer 319 00:21:43,590 --> 00:21:44,659 !ÃÍÓäÊ Well done! 320 00:21:45,670 --> 00:21:48,503 ááÃÓÝ ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÞæã ÈÝåã ÇáÓÄÇá Unfortunately, l am not understanding the question 321 00:21:51,830 --> 00:21:54,628 ÃÑíÏß Ãä ÊÚØíäí ÌãáÉ ÈÅÓÊÎÏÇã ÃäÊ l want you to give me a sentence using 'you are' 322 00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:56,339 ÃäÇ l am 323 00:21:57,470 --> 00:22:00,701 ßáÇ¡ áíÓ ÃäÇ¡ ÃäÊ! ãËáÇð ÃäÊ ãä ÈÇßÓÊÇä No, not 'l am', 'you are'! For example you are from Pakistan 324 00:22:01,190 --> 00:22:05,661 - ÃäÇ ãä ÈÇßÓÊÇä - ÃÌá áßä ÇáÂä ÅÓÊÎÏã ÃäÊ - l am from Pakistan - Yes but now use 'you are' 325 00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:09,669 áßä áÇ ÃÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÃÝæá Ãäß ãä ÈÇßÓÊÇä áÃä áÓÊ ßÐáß¡ ÃáíÓ ßÐáß¿ But l cannot say you are from Pakistan because you are not, are you? 326 00:22:10,590 --> 00:22:16,062 - ßÑÑ ãä ÈÚÏí¡ ÃäÊ ÅäßáíÒí - ßáÇ ÃäÇ áÓÊ ßÐáß¡ ÃäÇ ãä ÈÇßÓÊÇä - Repeat after me - you are English - No, l'm not! l'm from Pakistan 327 00:22:16,430 --> 00:22:19,502 - ãÇÐÇ ÃäÇ - ÃäÊ ÊÞæã ÈÅÑÈÇßí - What am l? - You are confusing me 328 00:22:20,470 --> 00:22:22,506 ÃäÊ ãäÍÑÝ ÛÈí You are stupid poof 329 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:26,468 - áÇ ÊÞá Úáí ãäÍÑÝ - ãäÍÑÝ - Don't you call me poof - Poof 330 00:22:31,870 --> 00:22:37,547 !ÃÌáÓæÇ ãä ÝÖáßã! åÏæÁ Sit down please! Quiet! 331 00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:42,507 ...ÝÚáÇð áÇ äÓÊØíÚ Ãä äÊÞÏã ÃßËÑ There's really not much more we can do 332 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:48,545 ÍÊì ÊÎÑÌæä ßÊÈßã! áßä ãÇ ÃÑíÏßã Ãä ÊÝÚáæå åæ ÈÚÖ ÇáæÇÌÈ ÇáÈíÊí Until you all get your text books! But what I would like you to do is some homework 333 00:22:48,670 --> 00:22:50,706 ÍÓäÇð¡ ÃÑíÏßã Ãä ÊßÊÈæÇ áí ÅäÔÇÁ Alright, l want you each to write an essay 334 00:22:51,150 --> 00:22:54,426 ÞÕÉ ÞÕíÑÉ ÈÎÕæÕ ÇáÍíÇÉ åäÇ Ýí ÅäßáÊÑÇ A short story about your life here in England 335 00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:56,501 ÇáÃÔíÇÁ ÇáÊí ÊÝÚáæåÇ¡ ÇáÃÔíÇÁ ÇáÊí ÊÍÈæäåÇ The things you do, the things you like 336 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,466 ÓÃÑÇßã ÌãíÚÇð íæã ÇáÃÑÈÚÇÁ l'll see you all on Wednesday 337 00:23:03,830 --> 00:23:05,149 Âå¡ ÓíÏÉ ßæÑÊäí Ah, Mrs. Courtney 338 00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:07,068 - ÂäÓÉ - ÂäÓÉ - Miss - Miss 339 00:23:07,670 --> 00:23:09,388 ßäÊ ááÊæ ÃÕÑÝ ÇáØáÇÈ áåÐå ÇááíáÉ l've just dismissed the class for tonight! 340 00:23:09,470 --> 00:23:11,745 ÃÚÊÞÏ ÈÃääÇ ÃÎÐäÇ ãÇ äÞÏÑ Úáíå ÝíãÇ íÎÕ ÇáãÍÇÖÑÉ ÇáÃæáì l think we've covered all we can for the first session 341 00:23:11,870 --> 00:23:13,428 ÊÈÏæ ßÇáÊÑÇíÝá íÖÑÈ ÈåÇ ÇáåæÇÁ You look a trifle under the weather 342 00:23:13,550 --> 00:23:17,463 - åá ÇáÚãá íÍÈØ ãä ãÚäæíÇÊß¿ - ßáÇ¡ ÃäÇ ÈÎíÑ¡ ÈÃÝÖá ÍÇá - Job getting you down already? - No, no l'm fine! Never felt better 343 00:23:17,670 --> 00:23:19,422 - åäÇáß ÔíÁ æÇÍÏ ÝÞØ - ÃÌá - There's just one thing though - Yes 344 00:23:19,550 --> 00:23:22,383 Êáß ÇáäÇÝÐÉ ÇáøÊí ÃÛáÞÊåÇ ÈÇáÞÖÈÇä! Êáß ÇáÊí ÊÓáÞ ãäåÇ ÇáÓíÏ æÇÑÈÑÊæä That window you nailed down! The one Mr. Warburton climbed out of 345 00:23:22,510 --> 00:23:23,420 ãÇÐÇ ÚäåÇ¿ What about it? 346 00:23:23,550 --> 00:23:26,303 ÃÚÊÞÏ Åäßö íÌÈ Ãä ÊÖÚí ÇáãÒíÏ ãä ÇáÞÖÈÇä ÚáíåÇ ÝÞØ áäßæä Ýí ÇáÌÇäÈ ÇáÂãä l think l ought to put a few more nails in it just to be on the safe side 347 00:23:30,945 --> 00:23:33,949 ÊãÊ ÇáÊÑÌãÉ ÈæÇÓØÉ ÓíÝ ÇáÚØÇÑ www.facebook.com/saif.fender