ÃÏÎá Enter
ãÚÐÑÉð ãä ÝÖáßö íÇ ÓíÏÊí Excuse me please lady
äÚã¡ ãÇ ÇáÃãÑ¿ Yes, what is it?
ÃäÇ ÂÊí Åáì åäÇ ãä ÃÌá Ãä Ãßæä ãÊÚáøãÇð ÇááÛÉ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ l am coming here for to be learning the English
- ÃäÊ ãÈßÑ - ßáÇ¡ ÃäÇ Úáí - You're early - No, l am Ali
ÃÓÊãíÍß ÚÐÑÇð¿ l beg your pardon?
ÅÓãí Úáí. Úáí äÏíã My name is Ali. Ali Nadim
ÃäÇ ÂÊí Åáì åäÇ ãä ÃÌá Ãä Ãßæä ãÊÚáãÇð ÇááÛÉ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ l am coming here for to be learning the English
...ÃÌá¡ ÃÌá! ÃäÊ ÊÑÛÈ ÈÃä ÊáÊÍÞ ÈÏæÑÊäÇ ÇáÌÏíÏÉ Yes, yes! You wish to join our new class
- ÇááÛÉ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ ßáÛÉ ÃÌäÈíÉ - ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáßö - English as a Foreign Language - Yes please
æÃäÇ ÃÞÝÒ áÃÊÍÑÑ ãä ÇááÝÉ And l am hopping to be unrolled
!ÊÞÝÒ áÊÊÍÑøÑ ãä ÇááÝÉ¿ Hopping to be unrolled?!
(ßãÇ íÞæá ÈÇÕßã ÇáÓÎíÝ (ãäåÇÌßã ÇáÏÑÇÓí Like it say in your sillybus
- ÊÞÕÏ ÊÃãá ÈÃä ÊáÊÍÞ ÈÇáÏæÑÉ - åÐÇ ãÇ ÃÞæáå - You mean you're hoping to be enrolled - That is what l say-hopping to be unrolled
ÃÎÔì Åäå áÇ íãßäß Ãä ÊÊÍÑÑ ãä ÇááÝÉ... ÊáÊÍÞ ÈÇáÏæÑÉ ÍÊì íÕá ÇáãÏÑÓ l'm afraid you cannot be unrolled... enrolled until the English teacher arrives
íÌÈ Ãä íßæä åäÇ Ýí ÛÖæä ÏÞÇÆÞ ÞáíáÉ She should be here in a few minutes
Ýí åÐå ÇáÃËäÇÁ¡ ÑÈãÇ ÊÊÝÖá ÈÇáÅäÊÙÇÑ Ýí ÇáÕÝ In the meanwhile, perhaps you'd care to wait in the classroom
ÝÞØ ÃÏÎá ÇáããÑ æÅÊÌå íÓÇÑÇð Ýí äåÇíÉ ÇáããÑ æÅäÊÙÑ Ýí ÛÑÝÉ 5 Just go down the corridor, turn left at the bottom and wait in room number five
- ÝåãÊ¿ ßáÇ - Understand? - No
ÓÃÈÏÃ ãä ÌÏíÏ l'll start again
- ÃÏÎá ÇáããÑ - ÃÏÎá ÇáããÑ - Go down the corridor - Down the corridor
ÌíÏ Good
- ÅÊÌå íÓÇÑÇð - ÃÊÌå íÓÇÑÇð - Turn left - Turn left
- ...ÕÍíÍ - íãíä - Right - Ri...
ÃäÊö ÊÞæãíä ÈÅÑÈÇßí You are confusing me
- íÓÇÑÇð Ãã íãíäÇð - íÓÇÑÇð - Left or right? - Left
ÃäÙÑ¡ ÝÞØ ÃÏÎá ÇáããÑ æÅÊÌå íÓÇÑÇð æÅäÊÙÑ Ýí ÛÑÝÉ 5 Look! You just go down the corridor, turn left and wait in room five! Room five!
- ÇáÂä ÃäÇ ÃÞæã ÈÝåãßö. ÛÑÝÉ 5 - ÃÌá - Now l am understanding you! Room five - Yes
ÌíÏ ÌÏÇð¡ ÔßÑÇð Jolly good, Thank you
Ãæå íÇ Åáåí! ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÐåÈ Åáì äÙÑí Oh dear, l am not going where l am looking
ßáÇ ßáÇ! ÃäÇ áã Ãßä ÃäÙÑ Åáì ØÑíÞí No, no! l wasn't looking where l was going
ÅÐÇð ÃÕÈÍäÇ ÅËäíä¡ ÇáãÚÐÑÉ íÇ ÓíÏí That makes the two of us! Excuse me sir
ÃÏÎá Enter
- ÓíÏÉ ßæÑÊäí - ÂäÓÉ - Mrs Courtney - Miss
Ãæå ÂÓÝ! ÃäÇ ÇáãÏÑÓ ÇáÌÏíÏ ÌíÑãí ÈÑÇæä¡ ÈßÇáæÑíæÓ ÌÇãÚÉ ÃßÓÝæÑÏ Oh sorry! l'm your new teacher Jeremy Brown, B.A. Oxon
- ÃäÊ ÑÌá - ÃÌá - You're a man - Yes
åÐÇ ÛíÑ ãÑÖò ÇáÈÊÉ! åÐÇ áä íäÝÚ ÈÊÇÊÇð This is most unsatisfactory! This won't do at all
ÃÄßøÏ áßö Ãä ÔåÇÏÇÊí ãæËæÞÉ ÇáãÕÏÑ l assure you my credentials are impeccable
ÃßÇÏíãíÇð ÑÈãÇ¡ áßäøäí ÃÊßáøã Úä ÇáÌäÓ Academically perhaps, but l'm talking about sex
ÃÄßÏ áßö ÃíÖÇð Ãä ÃÎáÇÞí ÚÇáíÉ ÌÏÇð l also assure you that my morals are perfectly respectable too
ÃäÇ ÃÔíÑ Åáì ÍÞíÞÉ ßæäß ÑÌáÇð l'm referring to the fact that you are a man
áÞÏ ØáÈÊ ÈæÖæÍ ãä ÇáæÒÇÑÉ Ãä íÑÓáæÇ áí ãÏÑÓÉ l distinctly requested the Local Authority to send me a woman teacher
ÎÕæÕÇð ÈÚÏ ÇáÍÇÏË ÇáãÄÓÝ ÇáÐí ÍÕá ááÓíÏ æÇÑÈÑÊæä Especially after the unfortunate incident involving Mr. Warburton
- ÇáÓíÏ æÇÑÈÑÊæä¿ ÃÌá - Mr. Warburton? - Yes
ßÇä íÏÑÓ ÇááÛÉ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ ááØáÇÈ ÇáÃÌÇäÈ Ýí ÇáÝÕá ÇáãÇÖí He was teaching English to foreign students last term
ÃÎÔì Åäøå ÈÞí áÔåÑ æÇÍÏ ÝÞØ¡ Ëã ÑÍá l'm afraid he only lasted a month, then he departed
- ãÇÊ¿ - ÃÎÊá ÚÞáíÇð - Dead? - Demented
ÃÌá¡ ÇáÖÛØ ßÇä ßËíÑÇð ÌÏÇð Úáíå Yes, the strain was too much for him
æåÐÇ ÚÇÏí ÈÇáäÓÈÉ ááÐßæÑ! áíÓ áÏíåã ÞÏÑÉ ÊÍãá Typical of the male sex! No stamina
ÈÏÇ Úáíå ÇáÊÃÞáã Ýí ÇáÈÏÇíÉ¡ áßä Ýí ÃÍÏ ÇáÃíÇã ÅäÝÌÑ ÝÌÃÉð He seemed to be able to cope at first, but one day he just snapped
- ßÇä ÇáÃãÑ ãÞÒÒÇð ÌÏÇð - ÍÞÇð¿ ãÇÐÇ ÝÚá¿ - lt was really quite disgusting - Really? What did he do?
ÊÓáÞ äÇÝÐÉ ÇáÕÝ æÕÚÏ Åáì ÇáÓØÍ Climbed out of the classroom window and on to the roof
æÎáÚ ãáÇÈÓå ßáåÇ ÚÇÑíÇð ÊãÇãÇð Took all his clothes off and stood there stark naked
ãÛäíÇð ÃÛäíÉ áÏí ÚäÞæÏ Ìãíá ãä ÍÈÇÊ ÌæÒ ÇáåäÏ Singing ''l've got a lovely bunch of coconuts''
ßã åÐÇ ãÍÒä! ãÚ Ðáß áíÓ Úáíßö Ãä ÊÞáÞí ÈÎÕæÕí How distressing! Still you musn't worry on my account
ÝÃäÇ íÓÊÍíá Ãä ÃÊÓáÞ äÇÝÐÉ ÇáÕÝ l'm not likely to climb out of the classroom window
ÃÚáã Ãäøß áä ÊÝÚá l know you aren't
- ÔßÑÇð Úáì ÇáËÞÉ - áíÓ áåÐÇ ÚáÇÞÉ ÈÇáËÞÉ - Thank you for your confidence - lt's got nothing to do with confidence
áÞÏ æÖÚäÇ ÞÖÈÇäÇð Úáì ÇáäÇÝÐÉ We've had the window frames nailed down
ÊÝßíÑ ÓÏíÏ! ÍÓäÇð¡ ÃäÇ ÃÞÏÑ Úãáí ÓíÏÉ ßæÑÊäí How very thoughtful! Well, l would appreciate the job Mrs. Courtney
- ÂäÓÉ - ÂäÓÉ ßæÑÊäí - Miss - Miss Courtney
...ÃäÇ ãÄåá æÃÍÊÇÌ ÝÚáÇð Åáì Úãá! ÊÚÑÝíä ÇáæÖÚ ÇáÅÞÊÕÇÏí æÇáÊÖÎã æ l am qualified and l do need a job! What with the economic situation and inflation and...
!ÍÓäÇð¡ áÇ ÏÇÚí ááÊÐãÑ Alright, there's no need to whimper!
- ÊÓÊØíÚ ÇáãÈÇÔÑÉ ÝæÑÇð - ÔßÑÇð - You can start immediately - Thank you
- ÔåÑ ÊÌÑíÈí - ÔßÑÇð - On a month's trial - Thank you
- ÅÐÇ ÅÓÊØÚÊ ÇáÕãæÏ ØæÇá åÐå ÇáãÏÉ - ÓÃÝÚá ãÇ ÈæÓÚí - lf you last that long - l'll do my best
Ãíä ÓÃÌÏ ÇáØáÇÈ¿ Where will l find my students?
ÛÑÝÉ ÑÞã 5 äåÇíÉ ÇáããÑ ÅÊÌå íÓÇÑÇð - ÍÓäÇð Room five down the corridor and turn left - Right
ÃäÇ ÃÊØáÚ Åáì ãÞÇÈáÊåã! ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ãä ÃääÇ ÓääÓÌã ßËíÑÇð l'm looking forward to meeting them! l'm sure we're all going to get along extremely well
ãÓÇÁ ÇáÎíÑ Good evening
!åÏæÁ ãä ÝÖáßã Quiet please!
ÃÕãÊæÇ Silence
ÃäÇ ãÓÑæÑ áÑÄíÊßã ßáøßã l am pleased to meet you all
äÍä ÃíÖÇð ÓÇÑøíä áäßæä ãÞÇÈáíä áß We are also pleasing to be meeting you
- ÃäÇ ÈÑÇæä - Ãæå¡ ßáÇ - l am Brown - Oh, no
- ÃäÊ ÊÑÊßÈ ÎØÃ - ÎØÃ¿ - You are committing a mistake - Mistake?
äÚã ãä ÝÖáß¡ ÃäÊ áÓÊ ÃÓãÑÇð¡ äÍä ÓãÑ¡ ÃäÊ ÃÈíÖ Yes please, you are not brown! We are brown! You are white
ÅÓãí ÈÑÇæä¡ ÃäÇ ãÏÑøÓßã My name is Brown! l'm your teacher
- Âå¡ ÃäÊ ÇáÃÓÊÇÐ - ÃÌá - Ah, you Proffessori - Yes
!ÃÕãÊæÇ Silenzio
ÔßÑÇð Thank you
!åáøÇ ÊÝÖøáÊã ÈÇáÌáæÓ! ÌáæÓ Would you all like to sit down! Sit down!
Ýí ÇáÍÞíÞÉ¡ ÓÃßÊÈ æÑÞÉð ÈÌãíÚ ÃÓãÇÆßã æÌäÓíÇÊßã æãåäßã ln fact, l'll take a note of all your names, nationalities and occupations
- ãÚÐÑÉ ÓíÏí - ÃÌá - Por favore Senor - Yes
áÞÏ ÌÆÊ åäÇ ááÊæ Es la primera ves que vengo
åá åÐÇ åæ ÕÝ ÇááÛÉ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ¿ Es esta la clase para aprender ingles
ÌÓäÇð¡ áíÓ áÏíø ÃÏäì ÝßÑÉ ÚãÇ ÊÞæáå Well, l haven't the faintest idea what you're saying
áßääí ãÊÃßÏ ãä Ãäøß ÊÍÇæá Ãä ÊÌÏ ÕÝ ÊÚáíã ÇáÊØÑíÒ But l'm sure you're not trying to find the needle-work class
- ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - áÇ íåã¡ ÊÝÖøá ÈÇáÌáæÓ - Por favore - lt doesn't matter! Have a seat!
- ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - ÃÌáÓ Por favore - Sit down
Âå¡ ÃÌá Ah, si
- ßáÇ¡ áíÓ åäÇß - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - No, not there - Por favore
åäÇß Over there
ÍÓäÇð! ÓÃÊÌæá Ýí ÇáÕÝ æÂÎÐ ÃÓãÇÆßã Right! l'll just go round the class and take your names
ÃÌá¡ ãÇ åæ ÅÓãß¿ Yes, what is your name?
ãÇßÓíãíáíæä ÇäÏÑíÇ ÃÑÎãíÏÓ ÈÇÈÇäÏÑíæÓ Maximillion Andrea Archimedes Papandrious
ÃÌá¡ ÓÃßÊÈ ãÇßÓ Yes, l'll just put you down as Max
- ÃÑì Åäøß íæäÇäí - Åäå ÕÍíÍ¡ ãä ÃËíäÇ - l take it you're Greek? - ls right! From Athens
- æãÇ åæ Úãáß¿ - ÃäÇ ÃÚãá ãÚ ÇáÎÑÝÇä - And what is your job? - l walk with sheeps
ÊÚãá ãÚ ÇáÎÑÝÇä¿ You walk with sheeps?
- ÑÇÚí! ÊÚãá Ýí ãÒÑÚÉ - ßáÇ ßáÇ¡ áíÓ ãÒÑÚÉ - A shepherd! You work on a farm - No, no, no! Not farm
- áßäß ÞáÊ Åäß ÊÚãá ãÚ ÇáÎÑÝÇä - ßáÇ¡ ÎÑÝÇä¡ ÎÑÝÇä ßÈíÑÉ - But you said you work with sheep - No, no! Sheeps. Big sheeps
- Âå¡ ÓÝä - ÃÌá¡ ÎÑÝÇä¡ ÃÚÖÇÁ - Ah, ships - Yes, Sheeps, Tonkers
- ÃÚÖÇÁ! Âå¡ äÇÞáÇÊ - Åäå ÕÍíÍ - Tonkers! Ah, tankers - ls right
- ÃäÇ ÃãÔí Ýí ãßÊÈ - ÔßÑÇð - l walk in office - Thank you
- æÃÓãßö¿ - ÂäÇ ÔãíÏÊ! ãÏÈÑÉ ãäÒá ÃáãÇäíÉ - And your name? - Anna Schmidt! Jairman au pair
- Âå¡ ÇáßÝÇÁÉ ÇáÃáãÇäíÉ ÇáãÚÊÇÏÉ - ÇáÃáãÇä ÏÇÆãÇð ßÝæÆíä - Ah, the usual German efficiency - Jairmans are always efficient
áíÓ ßÐáß Not so
ÇáíÇÈÇäíæä ÃßËÑ ßÝÇÁÉð Japanes much more efficient
ßáÇ¡ ÇáÃáãÇä åã ÇáÃÝÒá Nein, Jairmans are zer best
ÇáíÇÈÇäíæä íÕäÚæä ÊÑÝÒíæäÇÊ æßÇãíáÇÊ ÃÝÖá ÈßËíÑ Japanes make much better terevision and camelas
ãä ÝÖáßã¡ áäÈÊÚÏ Úä ÇáÚäÕÑíÉ Please, please, let's have no racialism
Ýí åÐÇ ÇáÕÝ¡ Çáßá ÓæÇÓíÉ ln this class, all are equal
- ÃÓãß¿ ÌíæÝÇäí ßæÈíáæ¡ ÅíØÇáí - Your name? - Giovanni Cupello! ltalian
- ãÇÐÇ ÊÚãá¿ - ÃÚãá Ýí ãØÚã Ïí ÈæÈæáí - What do you work? - l work inna Ristorante dei Populi
- äÇÏá¿ ßáÇ¡ áíÓ äÇÏá¡ ØÈÇÎÏÇ - A waiter? - No, not a waiter. A cookada
- ØÈÇÎÏÇ¿ ÃäÇ ØÈÇÎÏÇ ÑÇÝíæáæ æÏÇÓÈÇßíÊí æÏÇáÒÇäíÇ - A cookada? - l cookada raviolo, daspaghetti, dalasagne
ÃäÇ ÃØÈÎÏÇ ßá ÔíÁ l cookada everything
ØÇåí A chef
ÃÓãßö¿ Your name?
ãÇ åæ ÅÓãßö¿ What is your name?
ÃäÇ ÌíÑãí ÈÑÇæä¡ ÃäÊö¿ Me, Jeremy Brown! You?
ãÇßÓ¡ Âä ÔãíÏÊ¡ ÌíæÝÇäí ßæÈíáæ¡ ÃäÊö¿ Max, Anna Schmidt, Giovanni Cuppello! You?
ÃÌá¡ ÃßÊÈí ÅÓãßö! ÌíÏ¡ ÌíÏ Yes, yes, write your name down! Good, good
áíÓ ÌíÏÇð! ÃÍÊÇÌ Åáì ÅÓãßö ÈÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ No good! l need your name in English
- !áíÓ ÌíÏÇð! áíÓ ÌíÏÇð - No good! - No good!
ÔåÇÏÉ ÊÓÌíá! ÌãíáÉ ÑÇäÌÇ¡ ÑÈÉ ÈíÊ Certificate of registration! Jamila Ranjha! Housewife
ÔßÑÇð Thank you
- æÃÓãß¿ -ÃäÇ Úáí äÏíã¡ ãä áÇåæÑ - And your name? - l'm Ali Nadim! From Lahor
ÃäÇ ÃÚãá ÍÇáíÇð áíÓ Ýí Ãí ãßÇä Úáì ÇáÅØáÇÞ l am working at the moment not anywhere at all
- ÃäÊ ÚÇØá¿ ÃÌá ãä ÝÖáß - You are unemployed? - Yes please
æÝÞØ íæã Ýí ÇáÅÓÈæÚ¡ ÃäÇ ÃÞæã ÈÚãá Only one day a week, l am working
æãÇÐÇ ÊÚãá Ýí Ðáß Çáíæã¿ And what do you do then?
ÃäÇ ÐÇåÈ Åáì ãßÊÈ ÇáÈØÇáÉ áÃßæä ãÓÊáãÇð äÞæÏí l am going to the unemployment exchange to be collecting my money
íÇááÕÏãÉ! ÃäÇ ÃÍÕá Úáì äÞæÏ ãä ÚÏã ÇáÚãá ÃßËÑ ãä Ãä ÃÞæã ÃÚãá Cor blimey! l get more money for not be working than when l'm working
æÞÈá Ãä ÊßÊÔÝ ÓÑ ÇáËÑæÉ ÇáÃÈÏíÉ åÐÇ¡ ãÇÐÇ ßäÊ ÊÚãá¿ And before you discovered this secret of eternal wealth, what did you do?
ßäÊ ÃÚãá Ýí ÊÇÌ ãÍá l worked at the Taj Mahal
- Ýí Ïáåí¿ - ßáÇ¡ Ýí ãÞÇØÚÉ ÈæÊäí - ln Delhi? - No, Putney
ãØÚã ÊÇÌ ãÍá ÊäÏæÑí The Taj Mahal Tandoori Restaurant
ÝØÇÆÑ ÌÇÈÇÊí æÈÇÈÇÏæã ÌíÏÉ ÌÏÇð Very good chapatti and popadom
ÃáÝ ÅÚÊÐÇÑ áÊÃÎÑí A thousand apologies for my lateness
ÇáÈÇÕ ÇáÚãæãí ßÇä íÊÑÇÌÚ ááÎáÝ The omnibus was going backwards
ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ãä æÌæÏ ÊÝÓíÑ ÃßËÑ ãäØÞíÉ l'm sure there must be a more logical explanation
ÅäåÇ ÇáÍÞíÞÉ ÇáãØáÞÉ! ÃÎÈÑæäí Ãä Ãßæä ÂÎÐÇð ááÈÇÕ ÇáÚãæãí ÑÞã 27 lt is the absolute truth! l was told to be taking a number 27 omnibus
æÃäÇ ÅãÊËáÊ¡ áßäå ÐåÈ Ýí ÅÊÌÇå ÎáÝí And l complied, but it went in a backward direction
ÃÚÊÞÏ Åäß ÊÞÕÏ ÈÅäå ßÇä ÐÇåÈÇð ÚßÓ ÇáÅÊÌÇå l think you meant it was going the other way
åÐÇ áÈø ãÇ ÃäÇ ÞÇÆáå! ÃáÝ ÅÚÊÐÇÑ That is the gist of what l am saying! A thousand apologies
áÇ ÈÃÓ¡ ÑÈãÇ ÊÑÛÈ ÈÇáÌáæÓ ÞÑÈ Úáí¡ ãæÇØäß lt's all right! Perhaps you'd like to sit next to Ali, your countryman
áÇ ÃÓÊØíÚ ÇáÌáæÓ åäÇß! åÐÇ ãÓÊÍíá l cannot sit there! lt is impossible
áãÇÐÇ ãÓÊÍíá¿ Why is it impossible?
- ÃäÇ ÓíÎ - Ãæå íÇ Åáåí - l am Sikh - Oh dear
Âãá Ãä áÇ íßæä ãÑÖß ãÚÏíÇð! ÑÈãÇ ãä ÇáÃÝÖá Ãä ÊÚæÏ ÚäÏãÇ ÊÔÝì¿ l hope it's not contagious! Perhaps you ought ot come back when you're better?
ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÏÑß áÈø ÍæÇÑß l do not comprehend the gist of your conversation
ÃäÊ ÞáÊ ÈÃäøß ãÑíÖ You said you were sick
ßáÇ¡ ßáÇ¡ ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÔíÑ Åáì ÍÇáÊí ÇáÌÓÏíÉ No, No, No. I am not referring to my physical state of mine
ÏíÇäÊí åí ÇáÓíÎ My religion is Sikh
æåæ ãÓáã And he is Muslim
ÇáÅÓáÇã åæ ÇáÏíä ÇáÍÞíÞí ÇáæÍíÏ Islam is the only true faith
æäÈí ÇáãÓáãíä ãÏÚí ÌÏÇð And Muslim fully false prophet
!ßíÝ ÊÊÌÑÃ Ãä Êßæä ãÊßáãÇð Úä ÑÓæá Çááå ÃíåÇ ÇáÃÍãÞ ÇááÚíä How dare of you speaking of God's holy messenger, you're damned fool!
ÇáÓíÎ ÛíÑ ãÄãäíä æßÝÇÑ Sikhs are unbelievers and infidels
ÇáÓíÎ ÃäÇÓ ãÍÈøæä ááÓáÇã Sikhs are peace loving people
...æÅÐÇ áã ÊäÊÈå áäÝÓß¡ ÓÃßæä ãÓÑæÑÇð ÌÏÇð And if you are not careful, I will have much pleasure...
Ãä ÃÞÊá ÑÓæáßã ÇáãÞÏÓ ÈåÐå in dispatching your holy messenger with this
ÃäÇ áä ÃÓãÍ ÈÃí ÍÓÇÓíÉ ÏíäíÉ I will not tolerate any religious intolerance
!ÇáÂä¡ ÃÈÚÏ Êáß ÇáÓßíäÉ Now put that knife away!
áÞÏ ÞÇá ÈÃäí ßÇÝÑ He called me an infidel
ÍÓäÇõ¡ Åäå áã íßä íÞÕÏåÇ¡ ÃáíÓ ßÐáß¿ Well, he didn't mean it, did you?
ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ÌÏÇð Most definitely.
ÃÞÓã ÈÃäåÑ ÈæäÌÇÈ ÇáÎãÓÉ Ãä ÃÐÈÍ ÚäÞß ãä åäÇß áåäÇß I swear by the five rivers of Punjab to I slice your throat from there to there.
ãä ÇáÃÐä Åáì ÇáÃÐä Ear to ear
ãä ÇáÃÐä Åáì åäÇß æãä åäÇß Åáì ÇáÃÐä From ear to there and there to ear...
áä íßæä åäÇáß Ãí ÐÈÍ ÑÞÈÉ Ýí ÕÝí There will be no front slicing in my class
...ÅÐÇ ßäÊ ÊÑíÏ Ãä ÊÝÚá åßÐÇ ÃÔíÇÁ¡ ßÇä Úáíß ÇáÅäÖãÇã If you want to do that sort of things, you should've joined...
Åáì ÃäÏíÉ ÑíÇÖíÉ Ýí Òãä ÇáãÇÖí the sports in past time
ÃÈÚÏ ÓßíäÊß æÃÌáÓ Put your knife away and.... and sit down
- ãÇ åæ ÔÚæÑß ÊÌÇå ÇáÑæãÇä ÇáßÇËæáíß¿ - ÃÚÇãáåã ßÃÎæÊí - How do you feel about Roman Catholics? - l treat them like my brothers
ÌíÏ¡ ÅÐåÈ æÃÌáÓ Åáì ÌÇäÈ ÌíæÝÇäí Good, go and sit next to Giovanni
- ÈÑÈÑí - ßÇÝÑ - Barbarian - lnfidel
ÃíåÇ ÇáÓÇÏÉ ãä ÝÖáßã! ÃäÊã åäÇ áÊÚáøã ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ æáíÓ áÔäø ÍÑÈ ÏíäíÉ Gentlemen please! You are here to learn English not start a holy war
- ãÇ åæ ÅÓãß¿ ÑÇäÌíÊ ÓäÛ - What is your name? - Ranjeet Singh
- æãä Ãí ÏæáÉ - ÈäÌÇÈ - And from which country? - Punjab
ÌíÏ¡ ãÇ åæ Úãáß¿ Good, what is your job?
ÃäÇ ÚÖæ ãåã ÌÏÇð Ýí Ýí ÍßæãÉ ÇáÙá ÇáÈÑíØÇäíÉ l'm a very important member of the British underground
- Ùá ãÇÐÇ¿ - ÝÞØ ÇáÙá - The underground what? - Just the underground
ÅäÊÈåæÇ ááÃÈæÇÈ Mind the doors
Ãæå¡ ÞØÇÑ ÇáÃäÝÇÞ Oh, that underground
- æÅÓãß¿ ÊÇÑæ äÇÌÇÒæãí - And your name? - Taro Nagazumi
ÅÓãí ÈÇáåæíÉ! íÇÈÇäí My name card! Japanese
ããËá ÔÑßÉ ÈæÔíÏæ ááÃáßÊÑæäíÇÊ Reprensentative of Bushedo Electronics
- Ìíá ÌÏÇð! ÃÞÕÏ ÌíÏ ÌÏÇð æÃÎíÑÇð ÃÓãß¿ - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - Vely good! Very good and finally your name - Por favore
- ÃÓãß¡ ãÇ åæ ÅÓãß¿ - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - Your name, what is your name? - Por favore
- ÅÓã - Âå¡ ÃÌá - Nome - Ah nome, si
ÎæÇä ßÇÑÇÝÇäÊíÓ ÈÇÑÇ ÓíÝíáí Juan Cervantes para Seville
- áÇ ÍÇÌÉ áÓÄÇáß Úä ÌäÓíÊß - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - No need to ask what nationality you are - Por favore
- ÅÓÈÇäí - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - Spanish - Por favore
- ãÇ åæ Úãáß¿ ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - What is your job? - Por favore
- Úãá - Âå¡ ÃÌá! ãÛáÝ ÃÔÌÇÑ Trabaje - Ah si! Tree laggers
- ÃäÊ ÊÛáÝ ÇáÃÔÌÇÑ¿ ÃÌá¡ 1 Ìä Êæäß 2 æíÓßí æßæßÇ ãÛáÝ ÃÔÌÇÑ - You lag trees? - Si, 1 Jeentonic, 2 whisky, coka tree laggers
- ÊÚãá ÈÇáãÔÑæÈÇÊ - ÃÌá - Three lagers - Si
- ÊÚãá Ýí ÍÇäÉ¿ - ÍÇäÉ¡ ÃÌá - You work in a bar - Bar, si
- ÍÓäÇð íÇ ÓíÏ ÈÑÇæä - ÃÌá¡ ÔßÑÇð - Well, Mr. Brown - Yes thank you
ÈÅÓÊËäÇÁ ãÍÇæáÉ ÞÊá æÇÍÏÉ æÅÖØÑÇÈ ÚÑÞí ãÍÊãá Apart from one attempted murder and a possible race riot
ÃÚÊÞÏ ÈÃäøäÇ ãäÓÌãíä ÊãÇãÇð l think we're coping reasonably well
ÃÊíÊ áÃÈáÛß ÈÎÕæÕ ÃÌæÑ ÊÓÌíá ÇáØáÇÈ l've come to inform you about the registration fees for the student
ÎãÓÉ ÌäíåÇÊ áßá ØÇáÈ lt's 5 pounds per head!
ÓÃßæä ããÊäøÉ áæ ÌãÚÊ ÇáäÞæÏ æÌáÈÊåÇ Åáì ãßÊÈí Ýí ÅÓÊÑÇÍÉ ÇáÔÇí ÎÇÕÊß l'll be grateful if u would collect the money and bring it to my office in your tea break
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÓÃÞæã ÈÐáß Right, l'll do that
ÍÓäÇð¡ áÏíäÇ ÔíÁ æÇÍÏ áäÍãÏ Çááå Úáíå Well we have one thing to be grateful for anyway
áä íßæä ááÌäÓ ãßÇäÉ åäÇ Sex won't be rearing its ugly little head
ÃÓÊãíÍßö ÚÐÑÇð¿ l beg your pardon?
ÍÓÈ ÎÈÑÊí¡ áã íßä ÇáÚÑÞ æáÇ ÇáÏíä ÓÈÈÇð ááãÔÇßá From my experience, it isn't race or religion that causes problems
Åäøå ÚÇÏÉð æÌæÏ ÍÓäÇÁ ÃÌäÈíÉ lt's usually the presence of some foreign beauty
ÛíÑÉ æãÄÇãÑÇÊ æãÇ ÔÇÈå Ðáß Jealousies, intrigues - all that sort of thing
ÃÌá¡ ÍÓäÇð ÈÇáäÙÑ Åáì ÕÝí¡ áÇ ÃÚÊÞÏ Åä Ðáß Óíßæä ãÕÏÑ ÇÒÚÇÌ áäÇ Yes, well looking at my class, l dont think we'll be too bothered with anything like that
ÃäÇ ÂÊí áÃÊÚáã ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ¡ åá ÃÊíÊ Åáì ÇáãßÇä ÇáÕÍíÍ¿ l come to learn English 'Ave l come to ze right place?
ÃÏÎá Enter
- ÓíÏÉ ÏæÑæËí - ÂäÓÉ - Mrs Courtney - Miss
ÂäÓÉ! áÞÏ ÌáÈÊ ÃÌæÑ ÊÓÌíá ÇáØáÇÈ Miss! l've just brought the registration fees for the students
- ÌíÏ! ÇáÂä ßã ØÇáÈÇð áÏíäÇ¿ - ÊÓÚÉ - Good! Now how many students have you? - Nine
- ÅÐÇð áÏíäÇ åäÇ 45 Ìäíå - Ðáß íÚÊãÏ Úáì ÓÚÑ ÇáÊÕÑíÝ - So there's 45 pounds in here - That depends on the rate of exchange
áÇ ÃÝåã ãÇ ÊÚäíå l don't quite follow you
áã íßä áÏì ÌãíÚåã 5 ÌäíåÇÊ ÈÇáÚãáÉ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ Not all of them had 5 pounds in English money
áÐÇ ÌãÚÊ 29¡50 Ìäíå æÇáÈÇÞí Úáì 2000 íä æ3000 áíÑÉ So l collected 29,50 in Sterling and the rest is made up of 2000 yen, 3000 lira
æ250 ÈíÑÒíÊÇ æ75 ÏÑÇÎãÇ æ50 ÝÑÇäß æ12 ãÇÑß ÃáãÇäí 250 pesetas, 75 drachmas, 50 francs and 12 deutchmarks
ØÈÞÇð ááäÔÑÉ ÇáãÇáíÉ áåÐÇ ÇáÕÈÇÍ¡ åÐÇ íÚØíäÇ ÝÇÆÏÉ 1.455 Ìäíå According to this morning's financial paper, that should give us a profit of 1045,5 pounds
ÅÐÇð ÃÞÊÑÍ Ãä ÊÃÎÐ ÇáäÞæÏ ááãÕÑÝ Ýí ÇáÕÈÇÍ æÊÍæáåÇ Åáì ÇáÚãáÉ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ Then l suggest you take it to the bank in the morning and convert it into English currency
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÓÃÝÚá Ðáß Right, l'll do that
- ÈÇáãäÇÓÈÉ ßíÝ ÍÇá ÇáÍÓäÇÁ ÇáÞÇÊáÉ¿ - Âå¡ ÃÌá¡ ÏÇäíÇá - By the way, how's the femme fatale? - Ah, yes! Danielle
ÍÇáíÇð¡ ÅäåÇ Ýí ÛÑÝÉ ÇáÔÇí ãÚ ÅíØÇáíÇ æÅÓÈÇäíÇ æÇáíæäÇä At the moment, she's in the tea room with ltaly, Spain and Greece
ãÍÇæáíä ÅäÔÇÁ ÚáÇÞÇÊ ÏÈáæãÇÓíÉ Trying to establish diplomatic relations
- Âãá Ãä áÇ ÊÊÓÈøÈ ÈÃí ÅÒÚÇÌ - Ãæ ßáÇ¡ ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ãä ÃäåÇ ÊÝÚá - l hope she's not going to cause any bother - Oh no, l'm sure she won't
- ÃäÙÑ¡ ÓÃÌáÓ åäÇ - ßáÇ¡ Åäå ÃäÇ ãä ÓíÌáÓ åäÇ - Look, l am going to sitta here - No, it is me who is going to be sitting here
- ÓÇÈÞÇð ßäÊ ÊÌáÓ åäÇß - æÓÇÈÞÇð ÃäÊ ßäÊ ÊÌáÓ åäÇß - Before you were sitting over dair - And before you were sitta over dair
- ÃäÊ ãÎÇÏÚ - ãä¡ ÃäÇ¿ - You takeadamick - Who, me?
ÃäÊ ÅÑÌÚ æÅÌáÓ ÍíË ßäÊ ÓÇÈÞÇð You go back and sit where u were before
- ßáÇ¡ ÃäÇ ÃÌáÓ åäÇ - ÃäÊ áÇ ÊÌáÓ åäÇ - No, l sit here - you not sitt here
- ãä ÓíæÞÝäí¿ - ÃäÇ - Who is gonna be stopping me? - Me
ÃäÊ¿ ÊÚÊÞÏ ÈÃäß Þæí! ÊÚÇá ÎÇÑÌ ÇáÕÝ Yourself? You think you're tough! Come outside
åÓäÇð Hokay
- Ãíä ÊÐåÈÇä¿ - äÐåÈ ááåÇÑÌ áäÊåÇÌÑ ÈÇááßãÇÊ - Where are you going? - We go houtside to havada punch down
ÊÚäí äÊÔÇÌÑ ÈÇááßãÇÊ You mean a punch up
ÃäÇ ÓæÝ... ßíÝ ÊÞæá - Ãáßãß Úáì æÌåß ÇááÚíä l'm going to - How you say - knock his bloody block off
äÍä äÑì æÌå ãä ÇááÚíä ÇáøÐí íáßã We see who's bloody blocka is knockered off
- áÍÙÉ! áã ßá åÐÇ¿ - ÃäÇ ÃÎÈÑÇ ÓíÏ ÃÈíÖ - Now just a minute! What is all this about? - l tella you Mr. White
- ÈÑÇæä - ÃÚÊÐÑ¡ Åäå ÈÎÕæÕ Ãíä äÌáÓ - Brown - Scusi! ls about where we sit
ãÇ ÇáÎØÈ Ýí ÃãÇßä ÌáæÓßãÇ ÇáÓÇÈÞÉ¿ What's wrong with where you're sitting before?
áäåÇ Úíäíø íÇ ÃÓÊÇÐ! íÌÈÇ ÃäÇ ÃÌáÓÇ ÃÞÑÈ ÃãÇã Ltsa my eyes Professori! l gotta sitta nearer da front
åäÇ Here
ÝåãÊ! æÃÝÊÑÖ Ãä áÇ ÏÎá áÌáæÓ ÏÇäíÇá åäÇ ÃíÖÇð l see! And l suppose it's got nothing to do with the fact that Danielle is sitting here too
åá åí ßÐáß¿ She is?
áã ÃáÇÍÙ Ðáß ÃÈÏÇð l never noticed
ßãÇ ÊÑì ÅäåÇ Úíäíø! ÃäÇ áÏí ÞÕÑÇ äÙÑ You see itsa my eyes! l'm a little shorta sighted
æÃíÖÇð ßÐÇÈ ßÈíÑÇ And also a much beega liar
- åÐÇ áíÓ ÕÍíÍÃ ÓíÏ ÃÎÖÑ - ÅÓãí ÈÑÇæä - lt's not true Mr. Green - The name is Brown
ßãÇ ÊÑì! ÃäÇ ÃÚãì ÃáæÇä ÃíÖÇð You see! l'm a colour blind as well
æãÇßÓ¡ ÃÝÊÑÖ Ãä áÏíß ãÔßáÉ Ýí Úíäíß ÃäÊ ÃíÖÇð And Max, l suppose you've got trouble with your eyes as well
ßáÇ¡ Úíäíø åíÏÊÇä! ÅäåÇ ÃÐäíø No, no, no! My eyes are hokay! lt's my hears
- ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÓãÚ ÌíÏÇð - ÅäåÇ ÞÕÉ ÞÏíãÉ - l am not hearing very well - That's a likely story
ãÇÐÇ ÊÞæá¿ What you say?
ÃÞæá ÈÃä ÊÑÌÚÇ ÍíË ßäÊãÇ ÊÌáÓÇä ÓÇÈÞÇð l say you both go back and sit where you were sitting before now
Ããá ÈÃä áÇ ÊÚÊÞÏ Åäí ßäÊ... ßíÝ ÊÞæáåÇ...ÌÑíÆÉ ÃßËÑ ãä ÇááÇÒã l hope you don't think l was - How you say - too forward
ßáÇ¡ ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ãä Åäå áíÓ ÎØÃßö Úáì ÇáÅØáÇÞ No, no! l'm sure you weren't in any way to blame at all
ÇáÃÓÊÇÐ ãä ÝÖáß Teacher please!
- ÓíÏ ÈáÇæä - ÃÌá - Mr. Blown - Yes
ÃáÌæß ÃÚÐá ÊÃÎáí! ÃÚÊÐá áßäí ÙááÊ ÇáØáíÞ Prease folgive my rateness! l apologize but l rost my way
áÇ ÊÞáÞí! ãÇ åæ ÅÓãßö¿ Not to worry! What is your name?
- ÊÔæäÛ Óæ áí - Óæ áí - Chung Su Lee - Su Lee
- ãä Ãíä ÃäÊö¿ - ÌãåæáíÉ ÇáÕíä ÇáÏíãÞáÇØíÉ - Where are you from? - Democlatic Lepublic of China
- æãÇÐÇ ÊÚáãíä¿ - ÓßáÊíáÉ! ÇáÓÝÇáÉ ÇáÕíäíÉ - And what is your job? - Secletaly! Chinese Dipromat
Ìãíá ÌÏÇð Very nice
ÍÓäÇð! Ãíä äÖÚßö¿ Right! Where shall we put you?
ÊÇÑæ! ßíÝ åí ÇáÚáÇÞÇÊ Èíä ÇáíÇÈÇä æÇáÕíä¿ Taro! How are relations between Japan and China?
ÊÚÊãÏ Úáì æÌåÉ ÇáäÙÑ ÇáÓíÇÓíÉ Depends on political viewpoint!
ÇáíÇÈÇä ÌäÇÍæ Ãíãä! ÇáÕíä ÌäÇÍæ ÃíÓÑæ Japan light wingo! China refto wingo
ÝåãÊ! åá ÃäÊö ÌäÇÍæ ÃíÓÑæ Ãã Ãíãäæ¿ ÃÞÕÏ Ãíãä Ãã ÃíÓÑ¿ l see! Are you light wingo or reft wingo? Right or left?
ÃäÇ ÃÊÈÚ ÊÚÇáíã ÇáÑÆíÓ ãÇæ l forrow teaching of Chairman Mao
Ýí åÐå ÇáÍÇáÉ¡ ãä ÇáÃÝÖá Ãä ÊÌáÓí Åáì ÌÇäÈ ÌãíáÉ¡ ÇáÓíÏÉ ÇáåäÏíÉ ln that case, You'd better sit next to Jamila, the lndian lady
- åá åÐÇ ãäÇÓÈ¿ - ÔßÑÇð - Alright? - Thank you
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÓäÈÏÃ ÈÊÚáøã ÈÚÖ ÇáÃÝÚÇá ÇáÃÓÇÓíÉ ááÛÉ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ Right, now we will start by learning a few basic English verbs
æÃæáÇð¡ ÓäÃÎÐ ÝÚá ÇáßíäæäÉ And firstly, we will take the verb 'to be'
- ßíäæäÉ - ßíäæäÉ - Ta be - To be
ÃäÇ ÅäßáíÒí¡ ÃäÊö ÕíäíÉ¡ åæ ÅíØÇáí! åí ÝÑäÓíÉ l am English, you are Chinese He is ltalian! She is French
åæ ÈÑÈÑí He is barbarian
ÃäÊ ÊØáÈ ÑßáÉð Úáì ãÄÎÑÊß ÇáÓæÏÇÁ ÇáßÈíÑÉ And you are asking for a kick up your big brown backside
ÅäÊÈÇå ãä ÝÖáßã Pay attention please
- ÃäÇ - ÃäÇ - l am - l am
- ÃäÊ - ÃäÊ - You are - You are
- åæ åí Ãæ ááÌãÇÏ - åæ åí Ãæ ááÌãÇÏ - He, she, or it is - He, or she or it is
- äÍä - äÍä - We are - We are
- ÃäÊã - ÃäÊã - You are - You are
- åã - åã - They are - They are
ÇáÂä ÓÃÏæÑ Íæá ÇáÕÝ æÃØáÈ ãä ßá æÇÍÏ ãäßã ÌãáÉ ÝíåÇ ÝÚá ÇáßíäæäÉ Now i'll go round the class and ask you each to give me a sentence using the verb to be
ÊÇÑæ¡ ÃäÇ Taro, 'l am'
ÃäÇæ ÓÚíÏ ÌÏÇð áÃÊÚáãæ ÇááÛÉ ÇáÅäßáíÒíÉ l amo very happy to be learningo English
- ÌíÏ! ÌíæÝÇäí¡ åæ - åæÏÇ ÃÍãÞ - Good! Giovanni, 'he is' - He isada fool
ÌíÏ áßä áíÓ åæÏÇ! åæ ÃÍãÞ Good but not isada! He is a fool
ÃÌá¡ åæ ÃÍãÞ Yes he is a fool
ãÇßÓ¡ åí Max, 'she is'
åí ÌãíáÉ! åí ÑÇÆÚÉ She is beautiful! She is wonderful
- åí... - ÃÌá ÔßÑÇð ãÇßÓ! åÐÇ íÝí ÈÇáÛÑÖ - She is... - Yes, yes, thank you Max! That will do
- ÎæÇä¡ ááÌãÇÏ - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - Juan, 'it is' - Por favore?
- ááÌãÇÏ - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - lt is - Por favore
åí ÊãØÑ lt is raining
- We'll skip you for the moment - Por favore?
áÇ íåã! ÃÌáÓ lt doesn't matter! Sit down
Óæ áí¡ ááÌãÇÏ Su Lee, 'it is'
Åäå ãä æÇÌÈ ßÑ ãæÇØä Ãä íØíÍ ÈÏÚÇÉ ÇáÍáæÈ ÇáÃãÈáíÇáííä lt is duty of evely citizen to overthlow lmpelial Warmongers
åßÐÇ íÞæá ÇáÑÆíÓ ãÇæ So say Chairman Mao
ÃÌá¡ åÐÇ ÑÃíå! ÌíÏ ÌíÏ Yes, well that's his opinion! Good, good
ÏÇäíÇá¡ äÍä Danielle, 'we are'
äÍä ãÍÙæÙíä áÃä áÏíäÇ ãÏÑÓÇð ÌíÏÇð ææÓíãÇð We are lucky to 'ave such a good 'andsome teacher
åÏæÁ ãä ÝÖáßã! åÐÇ ÕÍíÍ¡ ÃÞÕÏ ÔßÑÇð Quiet please! It is true, I mean Thank you
Úáí¡ ÃäÊ Ali, 'you are'
- ÃäÊ... - ÃäÊ ÊäÊÙÑäí Ãä ÃÞæá ÌæÇÈÇð - You are... - You are waiting for me to speak an answer
!ÃÍÓäÊ Well done!
ááÃÓÝ ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÞæã ÈÝåã ÇáÓÄÇá Unfortunately, l am not understanding the question
ÃÑíÏß Ãä ÊÚØíäí ÌãáÉ ÈÅÓÊÎÏÇã ÃäÊ l want you to give me a sentence using 'you are'
ÃäÇ l am
ßáÇ¡ áíÓ ÃäÇ¡ ÃäÊ! ãËáÇð ÃäÊ ãä ÈÇßÓÊÇä No, not 'l am', 'you are'! For example you are from Pakistan
- ÃäÇ ãä ÈÇßÓÊÇä - ÃÌá áßä ÇáÂä ÅÓÊÎÏã ÃäÊ - l am from Pakistan - Yes but now use 'you are'
áßä áÇ ÃÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÃÝæá Ãäß ãä ÈÇßÓÊÇä áÃä áÓÊ ßÐáß¡ ÃáíÓ ßÐáß¿ But l cannot say you are from Pakistan because you are not, are you?
- ßÑÑ ãä ÈÚÏí¡ ÃäÊ ÅäßáíÒí - ßáÇ ÃäÇ áÓÊ ßÐáß¡ ÃäÇ ãä ÈÇßÓÊÇä - Repeat after me - you are English - No, l'm not! l'm from Pakistan
- ãÇÐÇ ÃäÇ - ÃäÊ ÊÞæã ÈÅÑÈÇßí - What am l? - You are confusing me
ÃäÊ ãäÍÑÝ ÛÈí You are stupid poof
- áÇ ÊÞá Úáí ãäÍÑÝ - ãäÍÑÝ - Don't you call me poof - Poof
!ÃÌáÓæÇ ãä ÝÖáßã! åÏæÁ Sit down please! Quiet!
...ÝÚáÇð áÇ äÓÊØíÚ Ãä äÊÞÏã ÃßËÑ There's really not much more we can do
ÍÊì ÊÎÑÌæä ßÊÈßã! áßä ãÇ ÃÑíÏßã Ãä ÊÝÚáæå åæ ÈÚÖ ÇáæÇÌÈ ÇáÈíÊí Until you all get your text books! But what I would like you to do is some homework
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÃÑíÏßã Ãä ÊßÊÈæÇ áí ÅäÔÇÁ Alright, l want you each to write an essay
ÞÕÉ ÞÕíÑÉ ÈÎÕæÕ ÇáÍíÇÉ åäÇ Ýí ÅäßáÊÑÇ A short story about your life here in England
ÇáÃÔíÇÁ ÇáÊí ÊÝÚáæåÇ¡ ÇáÃÔíÇÁ ÇáÊí ÊÍÈæäåÇ The things you do, the things you like
ÓÃÑÇßã ÌãíÚÇð íæã ÇáÃÑÈÚÇÁ l'll see you all on Wednesday
Âå¡ ÓíÏÉ ßæÑÊäí Ah, Mrs. Courtney
- ÂäÓÉ - ÂäÓÉ - Miss - Miss
ßäÊ ááÊæ ÃÕÑÝ ÇáØáÇÈ áåÐå ÇááíáÉ l've just dismissed the class for tonight!
ÃÚÊÞÏ ÈÃääÇ ÃÎÐäÇ ãÇ äÞÏÑ Úáíå ÝíãÇ íÎÕ ÇáãÍÇÖÑÉ ÇáÃæáì l think we've covered all we can for the first session
ÊÈÏæ ßÇáÊÑÇíÝá íÖÑÈ ÈåÇ ÇáåæÇÁ You look a trifle under the weather
- åá ÇáÚãá íÍÈØ ãä ãÚäæíÇÊß¿ - ßáÇ¡ ÃäÇ ÈÎíÑ¡ ÈÃÝÖá ÍÇá - Job getting you down already? - No, no l'm fine! Never felt better
- åäÇáß ÔíÁ æÇÍÏ ÝÞØ - ÃÌá - There's just one thing though - Yes
Êáß ÇáäÇÝÐÉ ÇáøÊí ÃÛáÞÊåÇ ÈÇáÞÖÈÇä! Êáß ÇáÊí ÊÓáÞ ãäåÇ ÇáÓíÏ æÇÑÈÑÊæä That window you nailed down! The one Mr. Warburton climbed out of
ãÇÐÇ ÚäåÇ¿ What about it?
ÃÚÊÞÏ Åäßö íÌÈ Ãä ÊÖÚí ÇáãÒíÏ ãä ÇáÞÖÈÇä ÚáíåÇ ÝÞØ áäßæä Ýí ÇáÌÇäÈ ÇáÂãä l think l ought to put a few more nails in it just to be on the safe side
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