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Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.92,0:00:53.17,Default,,0,0,0,,اذا حبيبتي ,موضوع....
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.34,0:00:56.18,Default,,0,0,0,,.....موضوع الجنس الثلاثي؟ ها
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.84,0:00:59.05,Default,,0,0,0,, .....كيف لنا ان نجد احدا
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.30,0:01:03.02,Default,,0,0,0,,حقيقتا عزيزي انا الان اكتب قائمة بالنساء اللاتي \Nانا اعرف انهم قد يوافقون بهذا  .
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.19,0:01:07.73,Default,,0,0,0,,اه  واااااو
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.36,0:01:10.65,Default,,0,0,0,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.40,0:01:13.82,Default,,0,0,0,,ولد
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.28,0:01:18.28,Default,,0,0,0,,حسننا ,,احدها قام\Nبواجبه المنزلي
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.66,0:01:21.33,Default,,0,0,0,,"نعم   اوه."جيل روستن.\N مسجلة مرتين 
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.49,0:01:22.95,Default,,0,0,0,,......لكنها جدا
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.12,0:01:25.37,Default,,0,0,0,,اوه,,,اعرف,,ها
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.96,0:01:30.96,Default,,0,0,0,,تعرفين.التحدث عن هذا \N......يجعلني اشعر ب
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.13,0:01:33.25,Default,,0,0,0,,نعم.وانا كذالك\N- نعم?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.42,0:01:34.88,Default,,0,0,0,,بن" نائم الان"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.01,0:01:37.72,Default,,0,0,0,,اوه,,امم
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.97,0:01:42.76,Default,,0,0,0,,اظن انها ستكون  \Nافضل اذا حفضنها
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.93,0:01:44.97,Default,,0,0,0,,نعم,,هها
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.02,0:01:48.27,Default,,0,0,0,,حسننا.احفضها.انا استطيع فعل هذا
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.65,0:01:51.52,Default,,0,0,0,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.36,0:01:59.32,Default,,0,0,0,, "مرحبا,,"فيبي\N اهلا.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.49,0:02:00.57,Default,,0,0,0,,كيف الحال؟
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.82,0:02:04.83,Default,,0,0,0,,عليا ان اترك هذا السرير\Nلقد جن جنوني,,,جنوني
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.99,0:02:06.25,Default,,0,0,0,,تفضلي..حبيبتي
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.41,0:02:09.50,Default,,0,0,0,,ماهذا..شاي هربل؟\Nانا اكره شاي هربل
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.71,0:02:13.54,Default,,0,0,0,,وضعت معه بعض العسل
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.26,0:02:19.97,Default,,0,0,0,,انها لاتعرف انها مطروده؟\Nالأطباء يقولون سيقتلها هذا الخبر
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.14,0:02:23.14,Default,,0,0,0,,ماذا تتحدثون عنه \Nيا فتيات؟
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.47,0:02:26.85,Default,,0,0,0,,لكن انا اظن انه علينا ان نخبرها
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.81,0:02:34.44,Default,,0,0,0,, انها منطقية حقيقيه جدا
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.61,0:02:36.48,Default,,0,0,0,,اعرف..هاا
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.65,0:02:39.74,Default,,0,0,0,,"اسمه "بات\N "الكلب"بات
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.90,0:02:43.37,Default,,0,0,0,,اه  اه فهمتها ..ههه
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.53,0:02:45.78,Default,,0,0,0,,اه الهي
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.75,0:02:49.75,Default,,0,0,0,,انتي اه؟انتي
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.91,0:02:53.29,Default,,0,0,0,,..مستعده لأعادة التعبئه...\Nاه..من الارجح لاينبغي
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.46,0:02:55.04,Default,,0,0,0,,اوه.\N حسننا ها
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.05,0:02:59.30,Default,,0,0,0,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.47,0:03:00.97,Default,,0,0,0,,وااو
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.13,0:03:03.55,Default,,0,0,0,,كأنها تمطر\N جميله.ها؟
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.72,0:03:07.01,Default,,0,0,0,,لكن اذا ضنيتي ان سمكه \Nستعلق في الاله 
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.18,0:03:09.06,Default,,0,0,0,,ستكونين على خطأ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.06,0:03:12.90,Default,,0,0,0,,ام .هل استطيع استخدام دورة المياة
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.06,0:03:17.23,Default,,0,0,0,,انها على اليمين هناك\N حسننا
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.40,0:03:19.28,Default,,0,0,0,,علي ان اخبرك
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.44,0:03:21.36,Default,,0,0,0,,لو ان احدقال لي قبل اسيوع 
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.57,0:03:25.07,Default,,0,0,0,,انني سأنبول .....\N "في شفة "جوي تربياني
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.24,0:03:27.74,Default,,0,0,0,,الحياة جميله.اليس كذلك؟
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.70,0:03:31.58,Default,,0,0,0,,امل انك جائع
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.83,0:03:33.83,Default,,0,0,0,,سنبدأ بالمحار
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.46,0:03:37.17,Default,,0,0,0,,انت تعلم ماذا يقولون عن المحار\N صحيح؟
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.05,0:03:39.46,Default,,0,0,0,,انهم يملكون طفيليات
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.80,0:03:42.05,Default,,0,0,0,,لا.ههه
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.22,0:03:46.93,Default,,0,0,0,,امم. بعض الناس يقولون\N ان المحار مثير للشهوة الجنسية
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.22,0:03:49.72,Default,,0,0,0,,اي ناس؟\N الناس
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.89,0:03:51.64,Default,,0,0,0,,الناس تقول هذا
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.98,0:03:54.31,Default,,0,0,0,,تعال هنا
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.69,0:04:00.44,Default,,0,0,0,,اذا..المحار..ها؟\Nههه
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.61,0:04:03.40,Default,,0,0,0,,ايضا سنأكل القليل من\N الطعام الشرقي
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.57,0:04:04.99,Default,,0,0,0,,شيء سنأكله 
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.16,0:04:07.24,Default,,0,0,0,,بأيدينا
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.41,0:04:09.66,Default,,0,0,0,,عندما كنا ندرس \Nالامراض المعديه
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.83,0:04:11.91,Default,,0,0,0,,لا,لا,لا
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.08,0:04:13.29,Default,,0,0,0,,هذا شيء حسيْ
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.46,0:04:16.17,Default,,0,0,0,,اوه.لم لكن اعلم .لكن موافق\N حسننا
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.33,0:04:17.38,Default,,0,0,0,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.54,0:04:19.46,Default,,0,0,0,,اوه.لا
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.96,0:04:21.51,Default,,0,0,0,,انا اسف.انه المستشفى
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.67,0:04:24.09,Default,,0,0,0,,الطعام يبدو جيدا\N احفضي لي منه
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.26,0:04:26.43,Default,,0,0,0,,لا استطيع ان اوعدك بأي شيء
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.02,0:04:37.85,Default,,0,0,0,,نحن حقيقتا سنفعل هذا,ها؟
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.02,0:04:39.44,Default,,0,0,0,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.86,0:04:41.15,Default,,0,0,0,,يبدو كذلك
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.32,0:04:45.78,Default,,0,0,0,,اذا هذا شيء غريب بالنسة أليكي\N ....فنحن نستطيع ان نتراجع
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.99,0:04:47.24,Default,,0,0,0,,[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.41,0:04:49.41,Default,,0,0,0,,سأتولاه\N حسننا
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.03,0:04:52.74,Default,,0,0,0,,سوزن" مرحبا"\N مرحبا
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.83,0:04:57.25,Default,,0,0,0,,شكرا جزيلا على الحضور\N انا لا ارغب في تضيع هذه الفرصة
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.09,0:05:01.71,Default,,0,0,0,,انا "روس" بالمناسبة
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.88,0:05:03.71,Default,,0,0,0,,"مرحبا"روس
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.22,0:05:08.64,Default,,0,0,0,,احببت ماذا فعلت المكان\N شكرا جزيلا
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.97,0:05:14.31,Default,,0,0,0,,كم هذا مثير؟
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.98,0:05:22.15,Default,,0,0,0,,انا اسف انك هنا معي\N"بدلا من "روجر
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.32,0:05:23.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, me too.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.70,0:05:27.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I could make it seem\Nlike he's here.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.78,0:05:31.49,Default,,0,0,0,,"Here's some little-known facts\Nabout couscous:
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.74,0:05:36.37,Default,,0,0,0,,They didn't add the second 'cous'\Nuntil 1979."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.54,0:05:39.29,Default,,0,0,0,,[BABBLES]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.46,0:05:42.46,Default,,0,0,0,,- Stop it! That's not funny!\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.63,0:05:44.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry, okay? It's just...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.55,0:05:48.05,Default,,0,0,0,,...tonight was supposed to be,\Nyou know, a big deal.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.22,0:05:51.05,Default,,0,0,0,,- What was tonight?\N- You don't want to know what tonight was.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.22,0:05:52.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.10,0:05:55.52,Default,,0,0,0,,What was tonight?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.52,0:06:01.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Tonight was going to be my first time.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.56,0:06:03.07,Default,,0,0,0,,With Roger?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.23,0:06:08.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Not just with Roger? Oh, my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.53,0:06:11.62,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, relax,\NMr. I've-Had-Sex-Four-Times!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.24,0:06:16.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Four different women!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.50,0:06:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I've had sex way more times.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.29,0:06:20.62,Default,,0,0,0,,How many?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.79,0:06:22.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Nine.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.71,0:06:27.13,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm just waiting for the perfect guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.30,0:06:30.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, good. Good for you.\NYou really think Roger's the perfect guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.05,0:06:34.60,Default,,0,0,0,,No, but he's not a horrible guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.76,0:06:36.85,Default,,0,0,0,,That's what I tell girls about me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.85,0:06:40.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Chandler, I'm gonna die a virgin!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.19,0:06:42.90,Default,,0,0,0,,No, you're not.\NYou are sweet and wonderful...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.06,0:06:44.90,Default,,0,0,0,,...and this is gonna happen for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.07,0:06:47.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, really? When?\NDo you want to do it with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.99,0:06:49.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.03,0:06:54.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I was kidding.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.03,0:06:56.91,Default,,0,0,0,,So was I.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.04,0:07:04.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Joey.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.67,0:07:07.46,Default,,0,0,0,,You're such an amazing actor.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.46,0:07:12.43,Default,,0,0,0,,How do you know where\NDr. Drake Ramoray leaves off...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.59,0:07:15.10,Default,,0,0,0,,...and Joey Tribbiani begins?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.68,0:07:18.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, with Dr. Drake...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.81,0:07:21.60,Default,,0,0,0,,...they always tell me what to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.44,0:07:28.11,Default,,0,0,0,,And with Joey, I pretty much have to\Nmake it up on my own.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.28,0:07:30.57,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wow.\N- Mm.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.74,0:07:32.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell me something. Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.58,0:07:38.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- I just fell right off the couch there.\N- Yeah, you did.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.91,0:07:40.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.16,0:07:43.92,Default,,0,0,0,,- Here you go. Let me ask you a question.\N- Whoops. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.63,0:07:46.63,Default,,0,0,0,,When was the last time...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.79,0:07:49.50,Default,,0,0,0,,...someone told you\Njust how beautiful you are?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.63,0:07:52.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.22,0:07:54.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't feel my hands.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.68,0:07:57.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on. Come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.27,0:08:03.10,Default,,0,0,0,,- Huh?\N- Huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.27,0:08:04.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh?\N- Ooh.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.20,0:08:19.74,Default,,0,0,0,,[GAGS]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.70,0:08:23.37,Default,,0,0,0,,[RETCHES]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.96,0:08:29.34,Default,,0,0,0,,- We can't do this.\N- No!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.50,0:08:31.34,Default,,0,0,0,,[BOTH LAUGHING]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.51,0:08:33.13,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oyster?\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.01,0:08:38.93,Default,,0,0,0,,If... lf! If we did do this,\Nthere'd be a lot of pressure on me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.10,0:08:43.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Because you've waited a long time,\Nand I wouldn't want to disappoint you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.68,0:08:45.56,Default,,0,0,0,,But I have nothing to compare it to.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.73,0:08:48.40,Default,,0,0,0,,So even if you were horrible,\Nhow would I know?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.86,0:08:51.82,Default,,0,0,0,,I do like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.36,0:08:55.20,Default,,0,0,0,,It's harder for me.\NI have four women to compete with.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.66,0:08:57.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, if it helps, there were only three.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.53,0:09:01.24,Default,,0,0,0,,So it'd just be for tonight?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.41,0:09:04.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Absolutely. It would just be one\Nfriend helping out another friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.96,0:09:07.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop it. We're not doing this.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.58,0:09:08.88,Default,,0,0,0,,- Let's do it!\N- No!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.04,0:09:11.09,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay!\N- Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.26,0:09:13.59,Default,,0,0,0,,So, um...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.76,0:09:15.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you have any, uh, moves?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.60,0:09:21.18,Default,,0,0,0,,I have some moves.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.27,0:09:24.39,Default,,0,0,0,,- I have no moves.\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.02,0:09:28.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, okay, what you doing there?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.98,0:09:32.07,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'm sorry, this is just too weird.\N- Yeah, forget it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.86,0:09:34.86,Default,,0,0,0,,- What if I turn out the lights?\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.99,0:09:41.53,Default,,0,0,0,,CHANDLER:\NOh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.49,0:09:45.08,Default,,0,0,0,,MONICA: Chandler?\NCHANDLER: Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.21,0:09:48.16,Default,,0,0,0,,MONICA:\NThat's the couch.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.67,0:09:55.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.26,0:09:58.09,Default,,0,0,0,,I know!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.01,0:10:00.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll tell you something.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.80,0:10:03.76,Default,,0,0,0,,We are gonna do that again!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.97,0:10:07.39,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, okay!\N- Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.45,0:10:18.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.36,0:10:22.95,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, right.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.12,0:10:25.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, God.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.79,0:10:30.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I can't believe Joey Tribbiani\Nheard me throw up.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.96,0:10:33.50,Default,,0,0,0,,He actually saw you a little bit too.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.67,0:10:34.96,Default,,0,0,0,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.42,0:10:38.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, God, we... We didn't, uh?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.80,0:10:40.63,Default,,0,0,0,,No. No, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.80,0:10:43.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Not after seeing that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.39,0:10:47.14,Default,,0,0,0,,God, I'm just a horrible person.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.31,0:10:49.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- Well, why?\N- Because I'm married.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.14,0:10:52.02,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right, I'm a married woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.19,0:10:55.61,Default,,0,0,0,,I came to a TV star's apartment\Nto have an affair. Ugh!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.57,0:10:58.40,Default,,0,0,0,,That's ridiculous.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.57,0:11:01.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not a "star."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.61,0:11:05.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm just a regular famous actor.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.99,0:11:09.33,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'm a horrible, horrible person.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.50,0:11:12.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Rachel, will you stop saying that?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.33,0:11:13.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey. Hey, look.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.75,0:11:17.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Remember on the show\Nwhen Capri was dying?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.88,0:11:20.30,Default,,0,0,0,,- And she gave me...\N- The ring from the cave. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.47,0:11:21.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.76,0:11:23.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, okay, well...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.64,0:11:25.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.18,0:11:28.22,Default,,0,0,0,,[GASPS]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.39,0:11:31.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God!\NThey let you keep that stuff?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.35,0:11:35.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure. As long as they don't find out,\Nyou can keep whatever you want.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.11,0:11:37.57,Default,,0,0,0,,And I want you to have it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.73,0:11:39.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- No, I couldn't.\N- Yes. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.65,0:11:41.36,Default,,0,0,0,,And every time you look at it...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.53,0:11:45.16,Default,,0,0,0,,...I want you to remember\Nthat you are a good person.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.32,0:11:47.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, you had the chance to cheat...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.70,0:11:50.16,Default,,0,0,0,,...and with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.58,0:11:55.71,Default,,0,0,0,,But you didn't.\NAnd that's what this ring stands for.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.42,0:11:59.80,Default,,0,0,0,,But I thought that ring stood for\NCapri's undying love for her brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.96,0:12:02.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- Look, you want the ring or not?\N- Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.85,0:12:09.76,Default,,0,0,0,,ROSS:\NHey, look at you! You're up!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.93,0:12:12.27,Default,,0,0,0,,JOEY: All right.\N- I thought I'd try to take a walk.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.44,0:12:14.48,Default,,0,0,0,,You pour me some water.\NI'll be back soon.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.65,0:12:17.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa, whoa.\NYou're not gonna call work, are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.57,0:12:19.52,Default,,0,0,0,,No. I've learned my lesson.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.03,0:12:26.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go. Come on. Move it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.49,0:12:28.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Phoebe, come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.24,0:12:31.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Shoes, briefcase. Thanks, Lou.\NGood luck with the gallbladder.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.46,0:12:40.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Joe...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.50,0:12:42.42,Default,,0,0,0,,...did you ever have a threesome?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.76,0:12:45.88,Default,,0,0,0,,[CHUCKLES]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.05,0:12:49.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, Ross. Carol's great, and I'm sure\Nyou're a very attractive man, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.76,0:12:51.06,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.10,0:12:54.77,Default,,0,0,0,,No. The reason I'm asking is that...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.73,0:12:57.31,Default,,0,0,0,,[CHUCKLES]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.48,0:12:59.61,Default,,0,0,0,,...I sort of had one last night.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.77,0:13:01.19,Default,,0,0,0,,- You?\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.36,0:13:03.23,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wow. All right.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.40,0:13:05.36,Default,,0,0,0,,So? Was it amazing?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.53,0:13:07.03,Default,,0,0,0,,It was, heh...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.20,0:13:08.53,Default,,0,0,0,,...okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.95,0:13:12.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Just okay? Did you do it right?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.33,0:13:17.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, it's just, did you ever\Ngo to a party and think:
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.88,0:13:21.92,Default,,0,0,0,,"Would anyone really miss me\Nif I weren't here?"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.30,0:13:25.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.30,0:13:27.55,Default,,0,0,0,,But still, Ross.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.72,0:13:31.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Your worst day with two women,\Npretty much better than any other day.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.60,0:13:33.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, oh, no, absolutely.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.43,0:13:34.68,Default,,0,0,0,,[BOTH LAUGHING]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.85,0:13:36.81,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.77,0:13:39.94,Default,,0,0,0,,It's just...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.40,0:13:43.73,Default,,0,0,0,,...my part seemed to be over\Npretty quickly...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.90,0:13:46.44,Default,,0,0,0,,...and then there was\Na lot of waiting around.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.49,0:13:48.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.78,0:13:50.95,Default,,0,0,0,,But you got to be with\Nboth of them, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.12,0:13:53.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Not really.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.25,0:13:57.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Eh, just Carol.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.37,0:14:00.46,Default,,0,0,0,,- Not the other one?\N- No, she kept kicking me away.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.25,0:14:02.63,Default,,0,0,0,,- You don't want that.\N- No.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.38,0:14:06.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, at least you got to see a lot of stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.67,0:14:10.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I saw a lot of stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.97,0:14:13.97,Default,,0,0,0,,- You get a little bored?\N- A little.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.93,0:14:17.14,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah. Made a snack.\N- Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.64,0:14:21.56,Default,,0,0,0,,- What'd you have?\N- Just a sandwich.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.31,0:14:24.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Turkey. A little mustard.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.98,0:14:27.03,Default,,0,0,0,,- Sounds good.\N- It really was.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.32,0:14:32.91,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hey.\N- Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.87,0:14:37.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me tell you about this chick\NI scored with last night.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.00,0:14:41.37,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, no, wait a minute, that was you.\N- Heh.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.54,0:14:44.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, check me out. I'm a slut!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.38,0:14:49.26,Default,,0,0,0,,So you, uh,\Nwant to do something tonight?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.43,0:14:51.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I can't.\NDr. Roger's coming over again.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.43,0:14:55.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. Oh, right.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.81,0:14:59.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Right. Because you're still seeing him,\Nand, uh, he's a good guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.39,0:15:00.52,Default,,0,0,0,,I remember a time...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.69,0:15:02.60,Default,,0,0,0,,[SNORES]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.44,0:15:06.32,Default,,0,0,0,,- Are you okay?\N- Yeah, totally.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.48,0:15:07.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Totally. Are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.65,0:15:09.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Great. It's so amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.74,0:15:13.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Last time Dr. Roger came over,\NI was so nervous.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.24,0:15:17.45,Default,,0,0,0,,But after being with you,\NI'm like, "Can the doctor see me now?"
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.95,0:15:19.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll bet he can.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.54,0:15:23.21,Default,,0,0,0,,"I don't have an appointment,\Nbut I sure could use a physical." Ha, ha.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.25,0:15:25.96,Default,,0,0,0,,[CHUCKLES]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.55,0:15:31.13,Default,,0,0,0,,- You sure you're okay?\N- Don't worry about me, I'll be fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.30,0:15:33.38,Default,,0,0,0,,[YELLS]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.10,0:15:41.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Aah!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.02,0:15:44.56,Default,,0,0,0,,My God! Barry!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.73,0:15:47.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- You said you'd be away all weekend!\N- Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.15,0:15:51.11,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right, I'm sorry. I am early!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.28,0:15:54.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Finish, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.08,0:16:02.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Surprise, look who's back.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.79,0:16:04.46,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hey, Pheebs.\N- Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.63,0:16:06.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Call security.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.50,0:16:09.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Pheebs, uh, didn't you get fired?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.46,0:16:10.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Heh, I don't think so.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.13,0:16:14.88,Default,,0,0,0,,- Phoebe?\N- Jack! Hey. Ha, ha.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.05,0:16:17.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- What are you doing here?\N- All better. Back to work.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.89,0:16:20.10,Default,,0,0,0,,This clown from research\Ntold me I was fired.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.27,0:16:22.48,Default,,0,0,0,,He should do his research, huh?\NHa-ha-ha.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.39,0:16:25.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you were fired.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.65,0:16:28.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Nuh-uh.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.65,0:16:30.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I told that guy\Nwho answered your phone.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.65,0:16:33.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, okay. I didn't get that message.\NSo this doesn't count.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.07,0:16:36.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- Anyway, I'll be in my office.\N- Ah, heh.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.41,0:16:38.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Phoebe, you don't have an office.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.49,0:16:41.24,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, I'll work right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.41,0:16:43.83,Default,,0,0,0,,This is good. Next to this plant.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.04,0:16:47.75,Default,,0,0,0,,- Phoebe, let's...\N- You're in my office.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.92,0:16:53.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, I've made a lot of cash for this\Ncompany. I am talking big bucks!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.55,0:16:57.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Pesos! Yen! Rubles!\NYou make one little mistake...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.34,0:16:59.30,Default,,0,0,0,,You lost 13 million dollars.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.47,0:17:01.39,Default,,0,0,0,,So now this is all about money?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.47,0:17:04.98,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, it's bad enough that...\NOw!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.14,0:17:07.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you have got to be kidding.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.98,0:17:10.82,Default,,0,0,0,,- Are you all right?\N- I'm having another heart attack.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.98,0:17:13.99,Default,,0,0,0,,- What?\N- I'm having another heart attack!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.15,0:17:16.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Call 911!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.78,0:17:18.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Dumb-ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.78,0:17:22.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Pheebs, how's it going?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.54,0:17:25.04,Default,,0,0,0,,They fired me,\Nand I'm having a heart attack.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.21,0:17:27.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- Well, welcome back.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.46,0:17:32.71,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hi, Ross.\N- Hi, Rachel.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.88,0:17:35.67,Default,,0,0,0,,- Is Joey Tribbiani here?\N- Um, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.84,0:17:39.34,Default,,0,0,0,,If you see him, please tell him\Nthat I'm looking for him...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.51,0:17:43.47,Default,,0,0,0,,...and that this time\NI am not gonna throw up!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.81,0:17:47.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- Are you okay?\N- Me? I'm great!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.64,0:17:50.31,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm fine! I'm so good.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.07,0:17:53.15,Default,,0,0,0,,But you know who's not great?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.32,0:17:54.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Men!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.69,0:17:56.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- You're a man, right, Ross?\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.40,0:17:58.15,Default,,0,0,0,,- Sit down.\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.91,0:18:01.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me, uh, ask you something.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.74,0:18:05.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Do wedding vows mean squat\Nto you people?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.50,0:18:10.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Why is it that the second\Nwe go out of town...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.42,0:18:14.00,Default,,0,0,0,,...bam, there you are in bed\Nwith the neighbor's dog-walker?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.67,0:18:19.30,Default,,0,0,0,,We're sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.30,0:18:25.26,Default,,0,0,0,,No, seriously. Seriously. What has\Nhappened to the sanctity of marriage?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.48,0:18:30.39,Default,,0,0,0,,- Didn't you spend last night at Joey's?\N- Oh, what are you, a detective?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.94,0:18:35.61,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know what's going on\Nwith you and your husband...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.78,0:18:38.40,Default,,0,0,0,,...and what is hopefully\Nan adult dog-walker.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.61,0:18:43.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, can I just say,\Nnot all men are like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.53,0:18:45.03,Default,,0,0,0,,- Ugh.\N- Hey, there are some men...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.20,0:18:47.75,Default,,0,0,0,,...who'll do whatever\Nto make their marriage work.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.91,0:18:50.46,Default,,0,0,0,,There are some men\Nwho will stand by and watch...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.67,0:18:55.25,Default,,0,0,0,,...as their wives engage in what can\Nonly be described as a "twosome"...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.50,0:18:58.92,Default,,0,0,0,,...with some woman she barely knows\Nfrom the gym!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.13,0:19:02.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Who are these men?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.30,0:19:04.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Just men. A guy I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.89,0:19:08.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you might want to tell him\Nit sounds like his wife...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.89,0:19:11.06,Default,,0,0,0,,...is gay.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.23,0:19:12.98,Default,,0,0,0,,She is not...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.78,0:19:19.53,Default,,0,0,0,,She's gay.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.41,0:19:23.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.66,0:19:27.95,Default,,0,0,0,,She is so gay!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.71,0:19:33.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't believe this.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.46,0:19:37.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Good day for married people, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.59,0:19:41.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry your husband cheated on you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.05,0:19:44.59,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry your wife is gay.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.85,0:19:50.56,Default,,0,0,0,,- I guess women aren't that great either.\N- Try telling my wife that.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.65,0:20:00.15,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay to come in?\N- Yeah, come in, eat, whatever you want.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.32,0:20:02.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Dr. Roger got beeped again.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.53,0:20:04.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I know. Guess who beeped him?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.08,0:20:10.29,Default,,0,0,0,,- What?\N- I'm the ruptured spleen. Ha, ha!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.91,0:20:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- Why would you do that?\N- Because you shouldn't be with him.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.13,0:20:20.67,Default,,0,0,0,,You should be with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.18,0:20:25.30,Default,,0,0,0,,- Really?\N- When you were talking about Roger...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.47,0:20:27.89,Default,,0,0,0,,...that was killing me. Look.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.06,0:20:30.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Things like last night don't just happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.56,0:20:34.73,Default,,0,0,0,,At least not to me. I mean,\Nwith the other two women...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.94,0:20:40.86,Default,,0,0,0,,...in the morning, I couldn't wait\Nto just go hang out with my friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.03,0:20:43.40,Default,,0,0,0,,But with you...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.61,0:20:48.28,Default,,0,0,0,,...heh, I was, you know,\Nalready with a friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.12,0:20:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,- Chandler.\N- You probably don't want to go out with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.87,0:20:56.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I make too many jokes,\NI've never been in a serious relationship...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.75,0:20:59.42,Default,,0,0,0,,...and I guess I'm not\Ntechnically a "doctor."
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.68,0:21:09.89,Default,,0,0,0,,There was just one woman,\Nwasn't there?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.76,0:21:12.27,Default,,0,0,0,,No, there were two.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.52,0:21:14.35,Default,,0,0,0,,- Including me?\N- Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.11,0:21:25.07,Default,,0,0,0,,[SINGING] It only takes two heart attacks\NTo finally make you see
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.24,0:21:30.32,Default,,0,0,0,,One of them won't do it\NBut the second will set you free
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.87,0:21:37.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell all your hate and anger\NIt's time to say goodbye
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.75,0:21:40.21,Default,,0,0,0,,And that is just what I will do
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.38,0:21:43.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Soon as those bastards I worked for die
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.34,0:21:50.55,Default,,0,0,0,,La, la-la la, la la la la la la\NLa la la, la la la-la-la la
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.60,0:21:54.60,Default,,0,0,0,,[English - US - SDH]