1 00:00:09,630 --> 00:00:12,049 George Michael was playing a game of lie tag 2 00:00:12,091 --> 00:00:14,051 - with his father. - Wait, I bet we're sitting 3 00:00:14,093 --> 00:00:15,886 in the exact same traffic. 4 00:00:15,928 --> 00:00:18,388 God, I just hope there are no kids on that plane. 5 00:00:18,430 --> 00:00:20,016 500 bucks they find a dead kid... 6 00:00:20,057 --> 00:00:22,392 Currently each claimed to be stuck in traffic 7 00:00:22,434 --> 00:00:25,313 behind a light aircraft that had landed on the 605. 8 00:00:25,353 --> 00:00:27,731 Loving that kid too much and letting him fly the plane. 9 00:00:27,773 --> 00:00:29,358 And... and you know what? One more thing. 10 00:00:29,399 --> 00:00:31,443 I think I accidentally had the phone flipped around. 11 00:00:31,485 --> 00:00:34,197 I recorded my face the whole time, you know? 12 00:00:34,238 --> 00:00:35,781 Smartphone, stupid man. 13 00:00:35,823 --> 00:00:37,658 Pal, why don't you loop around and film this thing. 14 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:39,118 Someone's got to tell the story. 15 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:41,369 Michael hung up feeling confident 16 00:00:41,411 --> 00:00:42,872 he'd had the last word. 17 00:00:42,913 --> 00:00:45,333 Kidding me? 18 00:00:45,373 --> 00:00:47,084 Missed you again, damn. 19 00:00:47,126 --> 00:00:49,086 But, you know, I got out of my car here, 20 00:00:49,128 --> 00:00:51,172 and I'm, uh, standing here now with a paramedic 21 00:00:51,214 --> 00:00:52,422 named Tim Ridge... Ridgley... 22 00:00:52,464 --> 00:00:53,966 Can I record some video over there? 23 00:00:54,008 --> 00:00:55,718 - No cameras allowed. - No camera... 24 00:00:55,759 --> 00:00:57,511 They're being real tight-assed about this camera thing. 25 00:00:57,553 --> 00:00:59,222 But George Michael was proving more adept at lying 26 00:00:59,263 --> 00:01:00,681 than anyone suspected. 27 00:01:00,723 --> 00:01:02,183 Getting back in my car now. 28 00:01:02,225 --> 00:01:03,893 You know, thank God we weren't on that plane. 29 00:01:03,934 --> 00:01:06,354 Which would come in handy with a woman 30 00:01:06,395 --> 00:01:09,732 who only knew him as George Maharis. 31 00:01:11,817 --> 00:01:12,860 - Hey. - Hey. 32 00:01:12,902 --> 00:01:15,404 Hey, sorry, that was my dad. 33 00:01:15,445 --> 00:01:17,365 He can be kind of hard to get off the phone sometimes. 34 00:01:17,406 --> 00:01:19,408 Tell me about it. At least he wasn't drunk 35 00:01:19,449 --> 00:01:23,120 and bitching about Don Ameche not knowing his lines inCocoon. 36 00:01:23,162 --> 00:01:24,747 He... he's actually great. 37 00:01:24,788 --> 00:01:27,083 If anything, I've been kind of a lousy son lately, 38 00:01:27,124 --> 00:01:29,293 but, you know, it's just... I mean, at some point, 39 00:01:29,335 --> 00:01:31,087 I've got to start living my life. 40 00:01:31,128 --> 00:01:33,421 No, I know. I mean, my dad is the nicest guy in the world, 41 00:01:33,463 --> 00:01:35,216 but he just doesn't get it. 42 00:01:35,258 --> 00:01:36,717 I have to live my life my way. 43 00:01:36,759 --> 00:01:38,426 It's like he's always checking up on me. 44 00:01:38,468 --> 00:01:39,970 - Does yours do that? - Yeah, no, once in a while. 45 00:01:40,012 --> 00:01:41,429 You want to go in here? 46 00:01:41,471 --> 00:01:43,724 Yeah, okay. 47 00:01:45,184 --> 00:01:46,894 - Ron. - Hey. 48 00:01:46,936 --> 00:01:49,230 No, no, it's Michael. Michael Bluth... 49 00:01:49,272 --> 00:01:51,565 doing the film about my family and... 50 00:01:51,607 --> 00:01:53,567 Yeah, when are we gonna get your kid's signature though? 51 00:01:53,609 --> 00:01:54,944 - I'm working on it. - Oh. 52 00:01:54,985 --> 00:01:56,320 - And I... I got a hold of him. - Oh, oh. 53 00:01:56,362 --> 00:01:57,738 And we're gonna meet here tonight, 54 00:01:57,780 --> 00:01:59,240 but I think that he's blowing me off. 55 00:01:59,282 --> 00:02:01,284 Well, yeah, kids will be kids, right? 56 00:02:01,325 --> 00:02:02,993 Well, you know, a month ago, 57 00:02:03,035 --> 00:02:04,912 I would've told you that he and I were exactly the same, 58 00:02:04,954 --> 00:02:06,080 that we were twins, you know? 59 00:02:06,122 --> 00:02:08,124 But now, I wouldn't even think of 60 00:02:08,165 --> 00:02:09,875 my son as my brother. 61 00:02:09,917 --> 00:02:11,752 Although, in fairness, 62 00:02:11,794 --> 00:02:15,798 this is something a Bluth brother would do. 63 00:02:15,839 --> 00:02:17,466 Now the story of a family 64 00:02:17,507 --> 00:02:20,010 whose future was abruptly cancelled 65 00:02:20,052 --> 00:02:22,346 and the one son who had no choice 66 00:02:22,388 --> 00:02:24,640 but to keep himself together. 67 00:02:27,893 --> 00:02:31,521 It's George Michael's Arrested Development. 68 00:02:33,441 --> 00:02:36,485 George Michael was a new man. 69 00:02:36,526 --> 00:02:38,362 He had finally cast off the shackles 70 00:02:38,404 --> 00:02:41,073 of his cautious persona, Come on, man, throw it. 71 00:02:41,115 --> 00:02:44,868 And he was ready to play with the big boys. 72 00:02:44,910 --> 00:02:46,120 - Okay, I'm good! - You all right? 73 00:02:46,162 --> 00:02:47,163 That's it for me. 74 00:02:47,204 --> 00:02:48,247 You guys keep playing. 75 00:02:49,539 --> 00:02:52,251 Oh, too funny. 76 00:02:52,293 --> 00:02:53,794 Oh! 77 00:02:53,836 --> 00:02:55,921 But later, at the student health center, 78 00:02:55,963 --> 00:02:59,383 he was reminded of the man who'd always supported him... 79 00:02:59,425 --> 00:03:01,509 Who would you like us to call in case of an emergency? 80 00:03:01,551 --> 00:03:04,388 And who he'd now twice hurt. 81 00:03:04,430 --> 00:03:06,140 My dad. 82 00:03:06,182 --> 00:03:09,226 And that night, Michael, trying to impress Rebel 83 00:03:09,268 --> 00:03:11,687 by being a down-to-earth rich guy... 84 00:03:11,728 --> 00:03:13,814 although by doing so, he was neither... 85 00:03:13,856 --> 00:03:15,899 Beverly Hills billionaires who can't go two minutes 86 00:03:15,941 --> 00:03:17,818 - without putting his phone... - Got this call. 87 00:03:17,860 --> 00:03:19,403 I got to take this. Hold on one second. Hello. 88 00:03:19,445 --> 00:03:20,779 Hey, George Michael. 89 00:03:20,821 --> 00:03:22,614 You stuck in traffic, pal? 90 00:03:22,656 --> 00:03:24,783 You know, I just feel terrible that we couldn't get together 91 00:03:24,825 --> 00:03:26,618 the other night, and, uh, I miss you, you know. 92 00:03:26,660 --> 00:03:28,329 But I'm free all night if... 93 00:03:28,371 --> 00:03:31,374 But Michael hadn't forgiven George Michael. 94 00:03:31,415 --> 00:03:33,334 People in politics involved and I just... 95 00:03:33,376 --> 00:03:35,294 You know, I can't get away this time. 96 00:03:35,336 --> 00:03:40,383 It seemed the two men were growing less alike every day. 97 00:03:40,424 --> 00:03:42,926 And although George Michael felt guilty, 98 00:03:42,968 --> 00:03:44,761 - George Maharis was already - Oh, God, I've got to get this. 99 00:03:44,803 --> 00:03:47,473 Planning his evening with, as it turned out, 100 00:03:47,515 --> 00:03:51,935 someone who had also just been put off by his father. 101 00:03:51,977 --> 00:03:54,063 Hi, Rebel, it's George Mi... haris. 102 00:03:54,104 --> 00:03:56,773 My night just freed up, and I was wondering if you wanted... 103 00:03:56,815 --> 00:03:58,734 I thought you were having dinner with your dad. 104 00:03:58,775 --> 00:04:01,487 Well, you know older guys... the night ends for them at 8:00. 105 00:04:01,529 --> 00:04:03,739 I think I could use a break from the old guys. 106 00:04:03,780 --> 00:04:05,491 And I've already got some birth control in me 107 00:04:05,533 --> 00:04:06,742 that I paid for myself, 108 00:04:06,783 --> 00:04:08,869 and I'd hate to let it go to waste. 109 00:04:08,911 --> 00:04:10,454 Well, that's perfect, 110 00:04:10,496 --> 00:04:13,332 because I'm not quite ready to have children. 111 00:04:14,750 --> 00:04:17,044 So, as he straightened up his room, 112 00:04:17,086 --> 00:04:18,295 he got this call. 113 00:04:18,337 --> 00:04:20,130 - Hey, Dad. - George Michael, hey. 114 00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:21,465 Got out of it. 115 00:04:21,507 --> 00:04:23,842 I just... I made a ton of people angry, 116 00:04:23,884 --> 00:04:25,802 but you know what I always say: family... 117 00:04:25,844 --> 00:04:28,805 Well, aw, gosh, you know, I really wanted to, uh, do that, 118 00:04:28,847 --> 00:04:31,641 but I just had this work thing come up. 119 00:04:31,683 --> 00:04:33,143 And, uh, it's like you always say: 120 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:35,312 family first, unless there's a work thing, 121 00:04:35,354 --> 00:04:37,314 and then work first. 122 00:04:37,356 --> 00:04:39,316 I have said that, too. 123 00:04:39,358 --> 00:04:41,818 - Uh, so another time. - Okay. 124 00:04:41,860 --> 00:04:44,488 But he had another problem he had to deal with. 125 00:04:44,530 --> 00:04:46,574 - P-Hound. - Hey, George Michael. 126 00:04:46,615 --> 00:04:48,158 - Hey. - Look, I got us a peace pizza. 127 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,368 Oh, that's great... hey, you've got to go. 128 00:04:49,410 --> 00:04:50,911 What did you do with my stuff? 129 00:04:50,953 --> 00:04:52,662 - I've just got a girl coming over and... - Maeby? 130 00:04:52,704 --> 00:04:54,457 It's not Maeby, no. But, um, could you please leave? 131 00:04:54,498 --> 00:04:56,208 Okay, first you "F" me with Fakeblock, 132 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:57,834 and then you're gonna kick me out 133 00:04:57,876 --> 00:04:59,336 when you have a hottie coming over? 134 00:04:59,378 --> 00:05:00,712 - I have roommate rights. - Well, you know what? 135 00:05:00,754 --> 00:05:02,756 You voided your rights when you took 136 00:05:02,798 --> 00:05:04,425 this picture of Maeby brushing her teeth. 137 00:05:04,467 --> 00:05:06,343 - Not against the rules. - Still a little weird, 138 00:05:06,385 --> 00:05:07,511 - don't you think? - But not against the rules. 139 00:05:07,553 --> 00:05:08,554 - Well... - You know what? 140 00:05:08,596 --> 00:05:10,306 This is no longer a peace pizza. 141 00:05:10,347 --> 00:05:11,848 - That is a war pizza. - Okay, that's fine. 142 00:05:11,890 --> 00:05:13,725 Do you want to take it back or... ? 143 00:05:13,767 --> 00:05:16,103 No, I already ate. Th... that's for you. 144 00:05:16,145 --> 00:05:17,687 - Oh, thank you. - You're welcome. 145 00:05:17,729 --> 00:05:19,482 Enjoy your war pizza! 146 00:05:19,523 --> 00:05:22,943 The pizza hadn't even cooled before Rebel arrived. 147 00:05:22,985 --> 00:05:25,195 - Hi. - Hey. 148 00:05:25,237 --> 00:05:26,863 Oh, so this is a dorm. 149 00:05:26,905 --> 00:05:28,073 This is a dorm. 150 00:05:28,115 --> 00:05:31,243 Well, I suppose anything goes in a dorm. 151 00:05:31,285 --> 00:05:34,204 You got that right. 152 00:05:34,246 --> 00:05:36,624 Although, we should probably go inside, 153 00:05:36,664 --> 00:05:38,000 because they don't like us 154 00:05:38,041 --> 00:05:39,376 hanging out in the hallways, actually. 155 00:05:39,418 --> 00:05:41,587 - Oh. - Yeah. 156 00:05:44,298 --> 00:05:47,551 George Michael had just officially gotten over Maeby. 157 00:05:47,593 --> 00:05:50,095 Thanks for, uh, keeping it down for my R.A. 158 00:05:50,137 --> 00:05:51,805 You were keeping it down, right? 159 00:05:51,847 --> 00:05:54,141 You know what really impresses me about you? 160 00:05:54,183 --> 00:05:56,018 How little you try to impress me. 161 00:05:56,059 --> 00:05:59,062 Well, I aim to not please. 162 00:05:59,104 --> 00:06:02,608 I just came from a dinner with this right-wing politician 163 00:06:02,650 --> 00:06:04,568 and his date, who was an actual hooker. 164 00:06:04,610 --> 00:06:06,987 Oh, my God, they sound like terrible people. 165 00:06:07,029 --> 00:06:08,822 - Oh, they were. - Huh. 166 00:06:08,864 --> 00:06:11,116 So, wait, is this where you conceived Fakeblock? 167 00:06:11,158 --> 00:06:13,243 It was George Michael's first chance 168 00:06:13,285 --> 00:06:16,704 to truly be unpretentious and undo the big lie. 169 00:06:16,746 --> 00:06:18,748 On the other hand, she thought 170 00:06:18,790 --> 00:06:21,293 he was an unpretentious software genius. 171 00:06:21,335 --> 00:06:25,464 If she were to learn that he was merely a wood block player 172 00:06:25,506 --> 00:06:28,133 with a heightened ability to track the passage of time, 173 00:06:28,175 --> 00:06:29,677 perhaps she would rightly feel 174 00:06:29,717 --> 00:06:32,513 lack of pretention should be a given. 175 00:06:32,555 --> 00:06:36,684 It was after second 23 that he said... 176 00:06:36,766 --> 00:06:39,687 24. Yes, it was, uh, right in here. 177 00:06:39,727 --> 00:06:41,313 - Wow. - Yeah. 178 00:06:41,355 --> 00:06:43,399 This is like making love with the Wright brothers 179 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:45,108 in their bicycle shop. 180 00:06:45,150 --> 00:06:47,027 I'm sure she just meant one of them. 181 00:06:47,069 --> 00:06:49,112 Hey, how about her knowing they had a bicycle shop? 182 00:06:49,154 --> 00:06:50,864 Just a little token... 183 00:06:50,906 --> 00:06:53,283 The next morning, he walked her to her car. 184 00:06:53,325 --> 00:06:56,579 Listen, I got to go shoot a PSA. 185 00:06:56,620 --> 00:06:57,996 I'll text you from the car. 186 00:06:58,038 --> 00:06:59,915 Oh, no, don't... don't do... 187 00:06:59,956 --> 00:07:01,458 - Action. - Tweet and drive. 188 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:03,835 Yeah, that was good, but it's "text." 189 00:07:03,877 --> 00:07:05,588 And we need the word "don't." 190 00:07:05,629 --> 00:07:07,590 And upon returning to his dorm, 191 00:07:07,631 --> 00:07:11,134 he discovered that P-Hound had officially filed a grievance 192 00:07:11,176 --> 00:07:12,678 with the student housing office. 193 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:15,055 So P-Hound claims that George Michael... 194 00:07:15,097 --> 00:07:17,140 Make a note of that; that's one person. 195 00:07:17,182 --> 00:07:18,225 Oh, I know, I know. 196 00:07:18,267 --> 00:07:19,809 Messed with his stuff 197 00:07:19,851 --> 00:07:21,770 and stole some software thing? 198 00:07:21,811 --> 00:07:23,772 Yeah, and, uh, George Michael claims 199 00:07:23,813 --> 00:07:25,649 that nobody can live with P-Hound. 200 00:07:25,691 --> 00:07:27,443 Somebody's got to go. 201 00:07:27,484 --> 00:07:28,777 O... okay, it's time for a vote. 202 00:07:28,818 --> 00:07:30,446 We'll each get one vote. 203 00:07:30,487 --> 00:07:32,322 Oh, well, that doesn't really seem fair, 204 00:07:32,364 --> 00:07:34,116 because you guys are obviously gonna vote for the same person. 205 00:07:34,157 --> 00:07:36,702 Oh, right, yeah, 'cause, uh, we're twins, 206 00:07:36,744 --> 00:07:39,079 and, uh, we have no sense of ourselves as individuals. 207 00:07:39,121 --> 00:07:40,080 That's right. 208 00:07:40,122 --> 00:07:41,248 Fine. 209 00:07:41,290 --> 00:07:43,125 We'll each get a half vote. 210 00:07:43,166 --> 00:07:45,210 And the four men cast their three votes. 211 00:07:45,252 --> 00:07:47,045 It's a tie. 212 00:07:47,087 --> 00:07:49,506 Uh, one and a half to one and a half. 213 00:07:49,548 --> 00:07:51,425 The twins were proud to show that they 214 00:07:51,467 --> 00:07:52,926 voted differently from one another. 215 00:07:52,968 --> 00:07:56,012 Eh, we're gonna need a tiebreaker, ugly. 216 00:07:56,054 --> 00:07:58,181 Fortunately, they were able to bring in 217 00:07:58,223 --> 00:07:59,642 two more half voters... 218 00:07:59,683 --> 00:08:01,769 - It's a tie. Two to two. - ... who also proved 219 00:08:01,810 --> 00:08:03,520 they were capable of having opposite opinions. 220 00:08:03,562 --> 00:08:05,230 Double tie! 221 00:08:05,272 --> 00:08:06,898 - Yeah! Whoo! - Yeah! Whoo! 222 00:08:06,940 --> 00:08:08,942 To break the tie, more members of twin club 223 00:08:08,984 --> 00:08:10,235 joined the electorate... 224 00:08:10,277 --> 00:08:12,237 a quadruple tie! 225 00:08:12,279 --> 00:08:13,947 Which also jammed up the works. 226 00:08:13,989 --> 00:08:16,366 - Yeah! - Yeah! Go, yeah. 227 00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:19,035 Maybe we should just bring in a single person now. 228 00:08:19,077 --> 00:08:21,913 Uh, you mean like n... not a twin? 229 00:08:21,955 --> 00:08:23,332 Yeah, just to speed things along a little. 230 00:08:23,373 --> 00:08:25,083 And perhaps it was that comment... 231 00:08:25,125 --> 00:08:26,752 I guess one head's better than two, huh? Twin hater. 232 00:08:26,794 --> 00:08:28,462 We've been dealing with "twincists" like you 233 00:08:28,504 --> 00:08:30,714 all our lives. 234 00:08:30,756 --> 00:08:33,592 That united the voting body into a greater cause than 235 00:08:33,634 --> 00:08:34,926 expressing their individuality. 236 00:08:34,968 --> 00:08:37,095 And with the exception 237 00:08:37,137 --> 00:08:38,514 of George Michael's vote... 238 00:08:38,555 --> 00:08:39,973 P-Hound. 239 00:08:40,015 --> 00:08:43,352 George Michael. George Michael. George Michael. 240 00:08:43,393 --> 00:08:44,520 George Michael. George Michael. 241 00:08:44,561 --> 00:08:46,896 - ... and one other curiosity... - George Michael. 242 00:08:46,938 --> 00:08:49,191 Bender fromFuturama. 243 00:08:49,232 --> 00:08:50,776 I almost wrote that. 244 00:08:50,818 --> 00:08:52,068 It was a George Michael blitz. 245 00:08:52,110 --> 00:08:53,862 George Michael and... 246 00:08:53,903 --> 00:08:56,948 oh, a half vote for "George Michael the twincist." 247 00:08:56,990 --> 00:08:58,992 See you later, twin hater. 248 00:08:59,034 --> 00:09:00,369 - No, I'm not... - Uh, uh. 249 00:09:00,410 --> 00:09:02,663 Shh. Go. 250 00:09:02,705 --> 00:09:05,081 And now wishing he'd actually packed the bag 251 00:09:05,123 --> 00:09:07,543 - I... Shh. - George Michael aimlessly 252 00:09:07,584 --> 00:09:09,586 headed out onto the campus where, as fate would have it, 253 00:09:09,628 --> 00:09:12,047 - Oh! - He ran into his beeping uncle. 254 00:09:12,088 --> 00:09:13,423 What are you doing here? 255 00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:15,175 I was in the neighborhood. 256 00:09:15,217 --> 00:09:17,636 I happened to remember how much you love bologna. 257 00:09:17,678 --> 00:09:19,596 - Huh? - So, yeah, I just... I found this great shop-rite 258 00:09:19,638 --> 00:09:21,348 and I just thought, you know who's got to have 259 00:09:21,390 --> 00:09:23,517 a taste of this, is young George Michael. 260 00:09:23,559 --> 00:09:25,352 He didn't think George Michael liked bologna. 261 00:09:25,394 --> 00:09:27,187 I know how you love bologna. 262 00:09:27,229 --> 00:09:29,981 He was trying to correct a bad impression he felt 263 00:09:30,023 --> 00:09:32,651 he might have made with his nephew a few nights earlier. 264 00:09:32,693 --> 00:09:33,736 We're good. 265 00:09:33,777 --> 00:09:35,404 My God, Uncle Gob, what is this? 266 00:09:35,445 --> 00:09:36,613 Can't lie to you, George Michael, 267 00:09:36,655 --> 00:09:37,906 it's a forget-me-now. 268 00:09:37,947 --> 00:09:40,868 I wanted you to forget what happened 269 00:09:40,909 --> 00:09:43,370 at that magic club; I was embarrassed. 270 00:09:43,412 --> 00:09:47,165 If you don't want me to tell anyone about it, I won't. 271 00:09:47,207 --> 00:09:48,333 I'm such a fool. 272 00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:50,502 I go to those things too quickly. 273 00:09:50,544 --> 00:09:52,337 Really, it's just the age we live in, isn't it? 274 00:09:52,379 --> 00:09:54,840 Take a pill to forget your problems. 275 00:09:54,882 --> 00:09:56,633 Take a pill to go to sleep. 276 00:09:56,675 --> 00:09:58,844 And take a pill to forget your problems. 277 00:09:58,886 --> 00:10:00,429 Need an erection, take a pill. 278 00:10:00,470 --> 00:10:02,097 Need to forget your problems, take a pill. 279 00:10:02,138 --> 00:10:04,307 Take a pill and your problems are forgotten. 280 00:10:04,349 --> 00:10:05,392 Just take a pill. 281 00:10:05,434 --> 00:10:06,518 What an age we live in. 282 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:07,728 It's great, isn't it? 283 00:10:07,770 --> 00:10:10,272 What's with the suitcase? 284 00:10:10,313 --> 00:10:12,274 I got kicked out of my dorm. 285 00:10:12,315 --> 00:10:15,068 That was a freebie. 286 00:10:15,110 --> 00:10:16,695 You in the market to buy a house? 287 00:10:16,737 --> 00:10:18,196 It's a great time to buy. 288 00:10:18,238 --> 00:10:19,615 Oh, I don't want to buy a house. 289 00:10:19,656 --> 00:10:21,032 - I don't have that kind of money. - Money? 290 00:10:21,074 --> 00:10:22,325 Ninja please. 291 00:10:22,367 --> 00:10:23,702 You don't need money. 292 00:10:23,744 --> 00:10:25,078 With that Fakeblock thing you got going 293 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,329 and your great credit rating, 294 00:10:26,371 --> 00:10:27,956 we can put you in a Bluth in no time. 295 00:10:27,997 --> 00:10:30,375 Frankly, it wasn't the kind of risk 296 00:10:30,417 --> 00:10:32,210 George Michael would take. 297 00:10:32,252 --> 00:10:35,046 But then Gob said something that changed his mind. 298 00:10:35,088 --> 00:10:36,840 Plus, it would make your dad proud. 299 00:10:36,882 --> 00:10:39,468 I know that he's still really disappointed about 300 00:10:39,509 --> 00:10:40,844 you, uh... 301 00:10:40,886 --> 00:10:42,137 What, that I blew him off? 302 00:10:42,178 --> 00:10:43,931 Blew him off. 303 00:10:43,972 --> 00:10:45,974 Boy, is he disappointed about that. 304 00:10:46,015 --> 00:10:47,225 I would love to say yes... 305 00:10:47,267 --> 00:10:48,184 Yes! There it is! 306 00:10:48,226 --> 00:10:50,353 I got my much vaunted yes! 307 00:10:50,395 --> 00:10:51,688 Gob felt good. 308 00:10:51,730 --> 00:10:53,482 He would be able to prove 309 00:10:53,523 --> 00:10:56,777 to his brother that he could actually sell a house. 310 00:10:56,819 --> 00:10:59,070 George Michael felt good because he could prove 311 00:10:59,112 --> 00:11:01,448 to his father that he did indeed support him. 312 00:11:01,490 --> 00:11:04,534 And the residents of Sudden Valley felt good, 313 00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:07,245 because it turns out, the very young-looking man 314 00:11:07,287 --> 00:11:09,122 - who drove down their street - Hi. 315 00:11:09,164 --> 00:11:11,249 - That afternoon... - Oh, hello, young man. - Hi. 316 00:11:11,291 --> 00:11:12,793 How young are you? 317 00:11:12,835 --> 00:11:14,169 I'm good. How you doing? 318 00:11:14,210 --> 00:11:15,504 No, how young are you? 319 00:11:15,545 --> 00:11:17,631 Oh, I... I'm 22. 22 years... 320 00:11:17,673 --> 00:11:19,132 - ... was over 21, - 22? You look 16. 321 00:11:19,174 --> 00:11:20,634 And they wouldn't have to search 322 00:11:20,676 --> 00:11:22,344 for a home that was even more remote. 323 00:11:22,385 --> 00:11:26,306 He's 22! He's 22, but looks 16. 324 00:11:27,850 --> 00:11:29,935 Sudden Valley residents 325 00:11:29,977 --> 00:11:31,979 wasted no time in welcoming George Michael 326 00:11:32,019 --> 00:11:33,396 - Just wanted to welcome you - To the community 327 00:11:33,438 --> 00:11:35,148 - to the neighborhood. - Every chance they got. 328 00:11:35,190 --> 00:11:37,776 Thank you. Uh... Hi. Hello again. Welcome back. 329 00:11:37,818 --> 00:11:39,695 Hi. Hi. 330 00:11:39,736 --> 00:11:41,488 Oh, it's so nice. Wow. 331 00:11:41,530 --> 00:11:42,948 Like it's my birthday. 332 00:11:42,990 --> 00:11:44,700 It's like it's everyone's birthday. 333 00:11:44,741 --> 00:11:46,075 Oh, this is... 334 00:11:46,117 --> 00:11:48,578 I wonder who this is from. 335 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,747 - We said no clothes, Carlos. - Hat is not clothes. 336 00:11:50,789 --> 00:11:52,165 - A hat is clothes. - Gosh, I wish 337 00:11:52,207 --> 00:11:53,792 I had something to offer you guys. 338 00:11:53,834 --> 00:11:55,377 You know, here you are, guests in my home, 339 00:11:55,418 --> 00:11:57,086 and you've gotten me these beautiful gifts. 340 00:11:57,128 --> 00:12:00,047 You know, feels like it should be the other way around. 341 00:12:01,466 --> 00:12:02,885 Football! 342 00:12:02,926 --> 00:12:04,469 Hut, hut. 343 00:12:04,511 --> 00:12:05,804 Carlos... 344 00:12:05,846 --> 00:12:06,889 Carlos, you're on my team. 345 00:12:06,930 --> 00:12:08,181 You're on my team. 346 00:12:08,223 --> 00:12:10,017 The play is dead. The play is dead. 347 00:12:10,099 --> 00:12:11,977 The ball touched the ground. 348 00:12:12,019 --> 00:12:13,812 Come on. The play is dead. 349 00:12:13,854 --> 00:12:15,772 Carlos, man, we're on the same team. 350 00:12:15,814 --> 00:12:18,149 Guys, maybe... maybe we can't play skins versus skins. 351 00:12:18,191 --> 00:12:19,609 Tops versus bottoms? 352 00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,319 I got to bring my girlfriend up here. 353 00:12:21,361 --> 00:12:22,821 - She's gonna love it. - Let's throw her a party, 354 00:12:22,863 --> 00:12:24,948 Sudden Valley style. 355 00:12:26,575 --> 00:12:28,827 That actually sounds... Yeah, fun. 356 00:12:28,869 --> 00:12:31,955 And so George Michael was proud to invite Rebel 357 00:12:31,997 --> 00:12:36,001 to see how successful George Maharis had become 358 00:12:36,043 --> 00:12:38,294 and how many people were eager to be in his company. 359 00:12:38,336 --> 00:12:41,214 No, I'm fine, I'm fine. He was tickling me in there. 360 00:12:41,256 --> 00:12:43,592 - Hey, um, what... what is all this? - Hey. Just a little surprise. 361 00:12:43,633 --> 00:12:45,010 - You did this for me? - Yes. - But Rebel had 362 00:12:45,052 --> 00:12:47,012 - other concerns. - We need to talk. 363 00:12:47,054 --> 00:12:49,973 Ooh. 364 00:12:50,015 --> 00:12:51,182 This is it. 365 00:12:51,224 --> 00:12:52,851 This is the place. 366 00:12:52,893 --> 00:12:55,478 Hope you don't find it too pretentious. 367 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,899 Well, what happened to the old anything goes in the dorm? 368 00:12:58,941 --> 00:13:00,191 Well, I got this place instead. 369 00:13:00,233 --> 00:13:01,777 You know, I guess I wanted to impress you. 370 00:13:01,818 --> 00:13:03,737 I'm gonna get some furniture, obviously. 371 00:13:03,779 --> 00:13:05,655 - Right. - The guys from home fill are coming this week. 372 00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:07,114 That's not the problem. 373 00:13:07,156 --> 00:13:08,992 No, that's not the problem. 374 00:13:09,868 --> 00:13:11,118 Wrong house, buddy. 375 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:12,287 No, this is my son, 376 00:13:12,328 --> 00:13:13,747 Lem Depardieu. 377 00:13:13,789 --> 00:13:15,248 - Hey, baby. - Hi. 378 00:13:15,290 --> 00:13:16,750 Jacqueline still in the car? 379 00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:18,251 Oh, you have a son? 380 00:13:18,293 --> 00:13:19,878 Yeah. 381 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,671 - Hey, Lem. How you doing? - Hi. 382 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,048 I love kids. I'm great... You want a Twister? 383 00:13:23,090 --> 00:13:24,173 I was just given, like, four Twisters. 384 00:13:24,215 --> 00:13:25,759 - You should take one. - Wow. 385 00:13:25,801 --> 00:13:27,719 - Go on, take a Twister. - Oh. You know what, honey? 386 00:13:27,761 --> 00:13:30,513 Do you want to give Mommy some alone time with her friend? 387 00:13:30,555 --> 00:13:33,058 Maybe he could go play in the pool. 388 00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:35,060 - Yeah. - He'll be totally safe. There's like 100 guys out there. 389 00:13:35,102 --> 00:13:36,227 - Yay! - Make sure you wear your sunblock. 390 00:13:36,269 --> 00:13:37,604 In fact, it was the folks 391 00:13:37,646 --> 00:13:39,146 in the pool who were more at risk 392 00:13:39,188 --> 00:13:41,858 of being near Lem than he was of them. 393 00:13:48,031 --> 00:13:50,075 And perhaps that's what led Gob 394 00:13:50,117 --> 00:13:52,702 to having to take out another ad. 395 00:13:54,454 --> 00:13:55,914 Wow, what a great kid. 396 00:13:55,956 --> 00:13:57,332 You know, when I said I was 397 00:13:57,373 --> 00:13:58,959 not eager to have kids, 398 00:13:59,001 --> 00:14:01,086 but I think it's great that you have a son. 399 00:14:01,128 --> 00:14:02,838 You know, I have a spare room here 400 00:14:02,879 --> 00:14:04,255 that the two of you could stay in. 401 00:14:04,297 --> 00:14:05,674 Or maybe you could just stay in it. 402 00:14:05,715 --> 00:14:07,134 He doesn't live with me. 403 00:14:07,174 --> 00:14:09,136 He lives in France with his father. 404 00:14:09,176 --> 00:14:11,763 He just visits March and April during French pilot season, 405 00:14:11,805 --> 00:14:13,598 but that's what I'm talking about. 406 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,642 I just don't want to get that serious. 407 00:14:15,684 --> 00:14:17,560 Because you're seeing someone else? 408 00:14:17,602 --> 00:14:19,228 No. I mean, yes. 409 00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:20,856 I'm seeing someone else, but I don't want 410 00:14:20,897 --> 00:14:22,107 to get serious with him, either, 411 00:14:22,149 --> 00:14:23,692 and you're out telling people 412 00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:24,776 in the neighborhood 413 00:14:24,818 --> 00:14:26,111 that we're seeing each other. 414 00:14:26,153 --> 00:14:27,195 What happened to the guy 415 00:14:27,236 --> 00:14:28,571 who founded Fakeblock? 416 00:14:28,613 --> 00:14:29,948 The guy who keeps things anonymous? 417 00:14:29,990 --> 00:14:31,324 I can do anonymous. 418 00:14:31,366 --> 00:14:32,784 You know, I'm all about staying anonymous. 419 00:14:32,826 --> 00:14:34,703 That's Fakeblock's mission statement. 420 00:14:34,744 --> 00:14:37,039 And then you're asking Lem and me to move into this house, 421 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,124 and it just, it seems all backwards. 422 00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:42,127 Sorry. 423 00:14:44,212 --> 00:14:46,297 Maybe it is backwards. 424 00:14:46,339 --> 00:14:49,134 George Michael shared his relationship problem 425 00:14:49,176 --> 00:14:51,469 with the one other woman 426 00:14:51,511 --> 00:14:53,388 he'd had a relationship problem with. 427 00:14:53,429 --> 00:14:55,015 Well, she's not really my girlfriend. 428 00:14:55,057 --> 00:14:57,100 I mean, I'm crazy about her, 429 00:14:57,142 --> 00:14:58,977 but she wants to keep things anonymous, 430 00:14:59,019 --> 00:15:00,937 - and I don't know how to do that. - Oh, that's ridiculous. 431 00:15:00,979 --> 00:15:02,689 - Right. - You haven't told her your real name yet, have you? 432 00:15:02,731 --> 00:15:04,107 What? No, no. 433 00:15:04,149 --> 00:15:05,984 No, she still thinks I'm George Maharis, 434 00:15:06,026 --> 00:15:08,695 but she's dating another guy, which is probably 435 00:15:08,737 --> 00:15:11,614 the whole reason she's always saying I'm moving too fast. 436 00:15:11,656 --> 00:15:13,533 I take things too seriously. 437 00:15:13,575 --> 00:15:16,161 I take things too serious. 438 00:15:16,203 --> 00:15:17,537 I take things too seriously. 439 00:15:17,579 --> 00:15:18,872 I need to note which one of those is correct, 440 00:15:18,914 --> 00:15:20,749 because I sound like a horse's ass 441 00:15:20,790 --> 00:15:22,667 when I alternate between the two of them. 442 00:15:22,709 --> 00:15:24,293 I need to get my together. 443 00:15:24,335 --> 00:15:26,504 - Yeah. - But the point is that I take things 444 00:15:26,546 --> 00:15:29,007 easily-breezily. 445 00:15:29,049 --> 00:15:30,926 Well, a real "serioush" woman 446 00:15:30,967 --> 00:15:33,595 knows what she wants and moves quickly. 447 00:15:33,636 --> 00:15:35,805 "Serioush" is nothing. That's not a word. 448 00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,265 Are you ready to see your office? 449 00:15:37,306 --> 00:15:38,433 I have been; it's great. 450 00:15:38,474 --> 00:15:39,684 I like it a lot. It... 451 00:15:39,726 --> 00:15:41,644 I wonder if she's gonna think 452 00:15:41,686 --> 00:15:43,146 we've been a little lavish with money. 453 00:15:43,188 --> 00:15:44,439 You know, is it too much? 454 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:45,481 But then to contradict myself, 455 00:15:45,523 --> 00:15:46,733 I do think at some point, 456 00:15:46,775 --> 00:15:48,568 it would be good to get a second chair 457 00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:50,112 just in case we have a guest, but I'm thinking big picture. 458 00:15:50,153 --> 00:15:51,320 Of course, that wasn't his office. 459 00:15:51,362 --> 00:15:53,281 This isn't your office. 460 00:15:53,322 --> 00:15:55,033 She's over here. 461 00:15:55,075 --> 00:15:57,911 And it was at his actual desk 462 00:15:57,953 --> 00:16:00,622 where he made his first major decision as CEO. 463 00:16:00,663 --> 00:16:04,167 Maeby, you're fired! 464 00:16:04,209 --> 00:16:05,460 And although Mort was prepared 465 00:16:05,501 --> 00:16:07,378 to be handed his walking papers, 466 00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:09,422 there was nothing that could have prepared George Michael 467 00:16:09,464 --> 00:16:13,093 for what Mort would leave on his desk. 468 00:16:13,135 --> 00:16:14,928 And so, later that day, Hey. Hey. 469 00:16:14,970 --> 00:16:17,139 It was a disgruntled Maeby that ran into Michael-Hey. 470 00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:19,682 As he was seeking a signature for his movie. 471 00:16:19,724 --> 00:16:22,351 I think movies are dead. Maybe it's a TV show. 472 00:16:22,393 --> 00:16:24,020 What? No. This girl that I'm dating, Rebel, 473 00:16:24,062 --> 00:16:26,397 she's gonna be in it, and she would never do TV. 474 00:16:26,439 --> 00:16:28,483 You're dating Rebel Alley? 475 00:16:28,524 --> 00:16:32,070 Yeah. I have a picture of us to prove it; I can't find it, 476 00:16:32,112 --> 00:16:33,696 - but yeah. - So... 477 00:16:33,738 --> 00:16:35,031 you're the other guy. 478 00:16:35,073 --> 00:16:36,532 You know her personally? 479 00:16:36,574 --> 00:16:37,993 Yes. I mean, 480 00:16:38,034 --> 00:16:39,911 that's how I know that you were dating her. 481 00:16:39,953 --> 00:16:41,955 Do you know the other guy that she's dating? 482 00:16:41,997 --> 00:16:44,624 And that's when she saw an opportunity 483 00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:46,168 to get back at George Michael. 484 00:16:46,209 --> 00:16:48,170 No, no, but, um, 485 00:16:48,211 --> 00:16:49,462 I know it's over. 486 00:16:49,504 --> 00:16:50,797 She is dumping him. 487 00:16:50,839 --> 00:16:52,090 She dumping him? 488 00:16:52,132 --> 00:16:53,842 Apparently, he was coming on too strong, 489 00:16:53,883 --> 00:16:55,468 taking it too seriously. 490 00:16:55,510 --> 00:16:56,678 She hates that. 491 00:16:56,719 --> 00:16:58,054 - Is that what she said? - Yeah, 492 00:16:58,096 --> 00:16:59,181 that's what she told me. 493 00:16:59,222 --> 00:17:00,389 Just kills it for her. 494 00:17:00,431 --> 00:17:01,766 She wants it easily-breezily. 495 00:17:01,808 --> 00:17:05,270 Well, that's... informative. 496 00:17:05,312 --> 00:17:07,189 I owe you. Thank you. 497 00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:08,397 No, you don't. 498 00:17:08,439 --> 00:17:09,816 Okay, wait, 499 00:17:09,858 --> 00:17:11,400 wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't knock, just... 500 00:17:11,442 --> 00:17:13,195 - Okay. - One second. 501 00:17:13,236 --> 00:17:15,071 Mm-hmm. 502 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,658 And so fortified 503 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:20,827 with Maeby's information that Rebel 504 00:17:20,869 --> 00:17:22,704 - was breaking up with her other beau... - Hello. 505 00:17:22,745 --> 00:17:24,039 - Michael. - Michael decided 506 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,165 - to move things along. - I want you 507 00:17:25,207 --> 00:17:26,582 to know that I think that 508 00:17:26,624 --> 00:17:27,917 I've been coming on a little bit too strong. 509 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,211 I got a lot going on; I got the movie. 510 00:17:29,252 --> 00:17:30,920 You know, a bunch of stuff 511 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,797 with the housing complex, and I'm just... 512 00:17:32,839 --> 00:17:34,049 I'm not gonna be pressuring you anymore. 513 00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:35,884 I want to just keep it easy-peasy. 514 00:17:35,925 --> 00:17:37,093 - Yeah. - Cool, totally. 515 00:17:37,135 --> 00:17:38,636 - Keep it loose. - Yeah. 516 00:17:38,678 --> 00:17:40,347 And we'll have some fun with, you know... 517 00:17:40,388 --> 00:17:42,515 If the fun, you know... 518 00:17:42,557 --> 00:17:44,684 Someday, one day, it gets more serious, 519 00:17:44,726 --> 00:17:47,187 you know, then, uh, then it does, 520 00:17:47,229 --> 00:17:48,646 and we, uh, 521 00:17:48,688 --> 00:17:51,233 we're walking down the aisle, you know, and... 522 00:17:51,274 --> 00:17:53,318 I'm saying it wrong, saying it wrong, 'cause I get, 523 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,195 uh, I get tongue-tied, um... 524 00:17:55,237 --> 00:17:57,572 uh, because I think that you 525 00:17:57,613 --> 00:18:00,575 are coming on too strong. 526 00:18:00,616 --> 00:18:03,036 - You know? Bugging me. - Oh, uh, 527 00:18:03,078 --> 00:18:04,495 you want to come in? 528 00:18:04,537 --> 00:18:06,956 No. 529 00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:09,834 - Ooh. - Yeah? Yeah. 530 00:18:09,876 --> 00:18:12,295 It was the best sex Michael had ever had. 531 00:18:12,337 --> 00:18:13,922 That was great. 532 00:18:13,963 --> 00:18:15,965 Was that fun for you? 533 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,092 No. 534 00:18:18,343 --> 00:18:20,095 Are you gonna take a photo of me? 535 00:18:20,136 --> 00:18:22,222 Uh, no. 536 00:18:22,264 --> 00:18:24,974 No, no, I've been trying to get a signal. 537 00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:26,851 But he did want a picture of them together, 538 00:18:26,893 --> 00:18:29,312 which I why he grabbed the one 539 00:18:29,354 --> 00:18:31,022 he saw from the photo booth. 540 00:18:31,064 --> 00:18:32,232 Are you gonna call me? 541 00:18:32,274 --> 00:18:33,775 If I'm in traffic. 542 00:18:33,816 --> 00:18:35,777 Although he was growing concerned 543 00:18:35,818 --> 00:18:38,280 about how he was going to keep this up. 544 00:18:38,321 --> 00:18:40,740 Hey. 545 00:18:40,782 --> 00:18:42,909 ♪ I just stole this fair young miss ♪ 546 00:18:42,951 --> 00:18:44,744 ♪ From a big shot, George Mahar... ♪ 547 00:18:56,631 --> 00:18:58,216 Michael had just found out 548 00:18:58,258 --> 00:19:00,051 That the woman he loved 549 00:19:00,093 --> 00:19:02,637 was also dating his son. 550 00:19:02,678 --> 00:19:04,472 So, after placing a call 551 00:19:04,513 --> 00:19:06,308 - to the niece who sent him there... - Hello? 552 00:19:06,349 --> 00:19:07,600 You're out of the movie. 553 00:19:09,978 --> 00:19:11,896 And at an emotional impasse, 554 00:19:11,938 --> 00:19:13,606 he decided it was time 555 00:19:13,648 --> 00:19:15,191 to deal with Gob 556 00:19:15,233 --> 00:19:16,818 and the Sudden Valley problem. 557 00:19:16,859 --> 00:19:18,861 Pervert. 558 00:19:18,903 --> 00:19:21,197 Excuse me? 559 00:19:21,239 --> 00:19:24,200 And that's when Michael ran into a son-Dad, hey. 560 00:19:24,242 --> 00:19:26,535 George Michael, what are you doing here? 561 00:19:26,577 --> 00:19:28,037 Who was eager to make him proud. 562 00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,705 I... I'm home. 563 00:19:31,124 --> 00:19:33,209 But George Michael had suddenly found himself 564 00:19:33,251 --> 00:19:34,919 - with enormous debt - You bought this house? 565 00:19:34,961 --> 00:19:37,839 - And tried to hide his panic. - Why would you buy 566 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:39,341 one of these pieces of sh... 567 00:19:39,382 --> 00:19:42,218 short-term investments? 568 00:19:42,260 --> 00:19:44,220 Well, you know, Gob told me that you wanted 569 00:19:44,262 --> 00:19:46,222 to start selling these things, not just renting them, 570 00:19:46,264 --> 00:19:48,433 and I knew it was important to you. 571 00:19:48,475 --> 00:19:49,934 He said all that, huh? Oh, boy, that was... 572 00:19:49,976 --> 00:19:51,478 That's... nice of him. 573 00:19:51,519 --> 00:19:53,229 How... how could you afford one of these houses, buddy. 574 00:19:53,271 --> 00:19:54,814 Well, I have a lot of money coming in 575 00:19:54,856 --> 00:19:56,691 - from investors for my software thing... - Okay. 576 00:19:56,732 --> 00:19:59,152 And I don't know what's gonna happen with that, so I thought 577 00:19:59,194 --> 00:20:01,154 I'd do what everyone around here says: put it into Bluth. 578 00:20:01,196 --> 00:20:03,490 - Yeah, who else is saying that? - You know, it's an expression. 579 00:20:03,531 --> 00:20:05,283 - Neighbors. - I don't like it. 580 00:20:05,325 --> 00:20:06,493 - Can I offer you anything? - No. 581 00:20:06,534 --> 00:20:07,576 I just got two more boxes 582 00:20:07,618 --> 00:20:08,995 of Twister from the neighbors. 583 00:20:09,037 --> 00:20:10,913 - Oh, boy, return them. - Feel like I have one 584 00:20:10,955 --> 00:20:13,333 for every day of the week now. Anyway, you know, I figure that 585 00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:15,293 worse case scenario is I sell this place, and I get 586 00:20:15,335 --> 00:20:16,794 my money back. It's not like 587 00:20:16,836 --> 00:20:18,254 - they're going down in value, right? - Well... 588 00:20:18,296 --> 00:20:19,881 It's a great community. 589 00:20:19,922 --> 00:20:21,508 - Nobody locks their doors around here. - You should. 590 00:20:21,549 --> 00:20:23,968 Plus, I... I wanted to make it up to you. 591 00:20:24,010 --> 00:20:25,636 You know, I felt terrible 592 00:20:25,678 --> 00:20:27,972 about what happened with the dorm and... 593 00:20:28,014 --> 00:20:29,598 - Wow. - And things between us. 594 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,394 And I... I've screwed up a lot of things 595 00:20:32,435 --> 00:20:34,270 in the past few weeks, 596 00:20:34,312 --> 00:20:36,564 and, you know, this is the one thing 597 00:20:36,605 --> 00:20:38,816 that I know I did right. 598 00:20:38,858 --> 00:20:41,361 I mean, who would not want to raise their kids here? 599 00:20:41,403 --> 00:20:44,280 And perhaps this is why he didn't give him the bad news 600 00:20:44,322 --> 00:20:45,781 about the neighborhood. 601 00:20:45,823 --> 00:20:47,450 Thank you. 602 00:20:47,492 --> 00:20:51,371 Thanks, but you didn't need to do it for me, pal. 603 00:20:51,413 --> 00:20:53,748 Now he just needed to get out of the house before... 604 00:20:53,789 --> 00:20:56,251 You know, to be totally honest, I didn't just do it for you. 605 00:20:56,292 --> 00:20:58,211 - Yeah? - I also did it for my girlfriend. 606 00:20:58,253 --> 00:20:59,628 Kind of wanted to impress her. 607 00:20:59,670 --> 00:21:02,424 That came up. 608 00:21:02,465 --> 00:21:04,384 Wow. 609 00:21:04,426 --> 00:21:05,552 You got a girlfriend. 610 00:21:05,593 --> 00:21:07,429 Good for you. That's great. 611 00:21:07,470 --> 00:21:09,180 Congratulations. 612 00:21:09,222 --> 00:21:10,473 Your dad's got one, too. 613 00:21:10,515 --> 00:21:11,599 - Oh, yeah? - Yep. 614 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,142 How is yours going? 615 00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:16,479 Not great. 616 00:21:16,521 --> 00:21:18,689 I haven't been completely honest with her 617 00:21:18,731 --> 00:21:21,025 about who I am. 618 00:21:21,067 --> 00:21:23,694 You know, I haven't even told her my real name, 619 00:21:23,736 --> 00:21:24,946 and I don't think 620 00:21:24,987 --> 00:21:27,574 I can keep that lie going, so... 621 00:21:27,615 --> 00:21:29,534 I think it might be over. 622 00:21:29,576 --> 00:21:31,453 Oh, great... 623 00:21:31,494 --> 00:21:36,040 pain fades slowly. 624 00:21:36,832 --> 00:21:38,543 Quickly. 625 00:21:38,585 --> 00:21:41,045 - But now it was as simple as getting out... - Thanks. 626 00:21:41,087 --> 00:21:42,713 - Before George Michael asked... - But what about you? 627 00:21:42,755 --> 00:21:44,382 You're doing great, huh? Tell me about your girlfriend, 628 00:21:44,424 --> 00:21:46,468 and you're producing this movie now. 629 00:21:46,509 --> 00:21:47,635 That. 630 00:21:47,676 --> 00:21:49,220 I think they're both over. 631 00:21:49,262 --> 00:21:51,306 Yeah, it wasn't meant to be. 632 00:21:51,347 --> 00:21:53,433 I'm sorry. 633 00:21:53,475 --> 00:21:56,311 And that's when Michael finally treated his son like an adult. 634 00:21:56,352 --> 00:21:58,563 Hey, you know what I miss on you? 635 00:21:58,605 --> 00:22:00,689 The mustache. 636 00:22:00,731 --> 00:22:03,318 And so, discouraged, Michael returned 637 00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:07,489 to his apartment, only to find worse news. 638 00:22:07,530 --> 00:22:09,616 And when he saw that Lucille 2 639 00:22:09,657 --> 00:22:12,285 was having a campaign event at Cinco, 640 00:22:12,327 --> 00:22:15,079 he knew there was only one thing he could give her 641 00:22:15,121 --> 00:22:16,539 instead of the money. 642 00:22:16,581 --> 00:22:19,417 And he knew what he had to do first 643 00:22:19,459 --> 00:22:21,794 to give it to her. 644 00:22:21,836 --> 00:22:25,214 George Michael, meanwhile, had a keynote speech to give, 645 00:22:25,256 --> 00:22:28,510 and hadn't totally decided whether he should come clean. 646 00:22:28,551 --> 00:22:30,386 And that's when he ran into his uncle. 647 00:22:30,428 --> 00:22:31,471 We'll take care of. 648 00:22:31,513 --> 00:22:33,055 My father's got the money. 649 00:22:33,097 --> 00:22:34,849 - You guys are one heck of a horde. - Uncle Gob! 650 00:22:34,890 --> 00:22:36,559 - No, you're mistaken, friend. - No, it's George Michael. 651 00:22:36,601 --> 00:22:38,603 - Hi. Exactly. - Yes. 652 00:22:38,645 --> 00:22:40,396 Hey, I'm actually really glad I ran into you. 653 00:22:40,438 --> 00:22:41,523 I could use some advice. 654 00:22:41,564 --> 00:22:43,149 Oh. Love each other. 655 00:22:43,191 --> 00:22:45,067 Oh, no, that's great, but I actually need 656 00:22:45,109 --> 00:22:47,694 a specific piece of advice for a certain situation. 657 00:22:47,736 --> 00:22:49,572 I'll give it to you fast. 658 00:22:49,614 --> 00:22:53,535 Basically, for the past few weeks, I've been living a lie. 659 00:22:53,576 --> 00:22:55,911 I've been... in this relationship with a woman 660 00:22:55,953 --> 00:22:57,788 who doesn't even know. 661 00:22:57,830 --> 00:22:59,706 It's probably over with the girl. 662 00:23:04,295 --> 00:23:06,548 ... gone way too far... 663 00:23:06,589 --> 00:23:08,049 So, basically now I can either tell her... 664 00:23:10,009 --> 00:23:11,260 that there is no George Maharis 665 00:23:11,302 --> 00:23:13,346 and never was... or... 666 00:23:13,388 --> 00:23:15,056 we keep things anonymous 667 00:23:15,097 --> 00:23:18,893 and I continue the lie that Fakeblock exists. 668 00:23:20,311 --> 00:23:22,063 From my perspective... 669 00:23:22,104 --> 00:23:23,606 something about "there's a girl... " 670 00:23:23,648 --> 00:23:25,650 Did you... Does she like you? 671 00:23:25,692 --> 00:23:27,318 I mean, you're not the world's most handsome guy. 672 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:28,611 Yeah, no, she likes... 673 00:23:28,653 --> 00:23:29,862 I would say what I did take away was that 674 00:23:29,904 --> 00:23:32,073 I would rather have sex with someone 675 00:23:32,114 --> 00:23:33,991 because they thought I was someone else 676 00:23:34,033 --> 00:23:37,620 than not have sex with someone because they thought I was me. 677 00:23:37,662 --> 00:23:40,998 So I should probably do the opposite of that and... 678 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:45,503 be true to who I am and not compromise my integrity 679 00:23:45,545 --> 00:23:48,423 just for some fleeting sexual experience. 680 00:23:49,591 --> 00:23:51,593 - So, "love each other." - There it is. 681 00:23:51,634 --> 00:23:53,052 It wasn't much help, 682 00:23:53,094 --> 00:23:55,430 and as George Michael headed off 683 00:23:55,471 --> 00:23:58,974 unsure of what to do, Gob went off to find his father, 684 00:23:59,016 --> 00:24:01,436 who was having his own relationship crisis. 685 00:24:01,477 --> 00:24:03,062 We're getting a real divorce. 686 00:24:03,104 --> 00:24:04,689 You're out of the marriage. 687 00:24:06,649 --> 00:24:08,775 So I am fat. 688 00:24:08,817 --> 00:24:10,403 Boy, am I glad you're here. 689 00:24:10,445 --> 00:24:11,987 I need money and it's not for what you think... 690 00:24:12,029 --> 00:24:13,906 for a magic show or a bee colony... 691 00:24:13,948 --> 00:24:16,618 it's to pay the builders I hired to start building the fake wall 692 00:24:16,659 --> 00:24:17,868 between Mexico and America. 693 00:24:17,910 --> 00:24:19,328 Shh! Are you crazy? 694 00:24:19,370 --> 00:24:20,747 Lucille 2 is around here. 695 00:24:20,787 --> 00:24:22,498 Well, don't worry about Lucille 2. 696 00:24:22,540 --> 00:24:23,958 I'll handle her. 697 00:24:23,999 --> 00:24:25,876 It's just that I need to pay the Chinese. 698 00:24:25,918 --> 00:24:29,004 Wait, wait, you... you hired Chinese?! 699 00:24:29,046 --> 00:24:31,716 Well, I figured who better than the Chinese to build a wall. 700 00:24:32,925 --> 00:24:34,677 But, no, I couldn't afford them, 701 00:24:34,719 --> 00:24:37,722 so I... I hired, um, they're technically Mongols, I guess. 702 00:24:37,764 --> 00:24:40,182 They're, well, they're the people that they built the wall 703 00:24:40,224 --> 00:24:41,392 to try to keep out... 704 00:24:41,434 --> 00:24:42,602 How many did you hire? 705 00:24:42,644 --> 00:24:44,228 A horde. That's the minimum. 706 00:24:44,270 --> 00:24:46,230 They don't come in anything less than a horde. 707 00:24:46,272 --> 00:24:48,857 So you hired a Mongol horde. 708 00:24:48,899 --> 00:24:52,236 Look, Dad, just, if they don't get their money soon, 709 00:24:52,278 --> 00:24:54,447 they're gonna be really mad and then they're gonna have 710 00:24:54,489 --> 00:24:55,864 a major Mongolian beef with us... there they are. 711 00:24:55,906 --> 00:24:59,118 Okay, uh, we don't have any m... money. 712 00:25:01,412 --> 00:25:03,872 Well, he says that we don't have any money. 713 00:25:09,671 --> 00:25:11,673 And at that moment, another Bluth who had no money 714 00:25:11,714 --> 00:25:14,342 was finding a way to pay up. 715 00:25:14,383 --> 00:25:15,510 What are you doing? 716 00:25:15,551 --> 00:25:16,678 I'm gonna have sex with you. 717 00:25:16,719 --> 00:25:17,679 For money. 718 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,347 Oh! 719 00:25:19,388 --> 00:25:21,182 - Oh, I didn't realize - Yeah. 720 00:25:21,223 --> 00:25:23,142 How heavy these rings are. 721 00:25:23,184 --> 00:25:25,060 - Yeah. - But I thought you were gonna kiss me 722 00:25:25,102 --> 00:25:26,270 and I panicked. 723 00:25:27,605 --> 00:25:28,815 I... I was gonna kiss you. 724 00:25:30,358 --> 00:25:33,152 I didn't even try to do it that time. 725 00:25:33,194 --> 00:25:35,613 So, it's, uh, let's take a tumble 726 00:25:35,655 --> 00:25:37,490 with Old Moneybags, right? 727 00:25:37,532 --> 00:25:41,910 And she'll be so grateful that she'll walk away from $700,000. 728 00:25:41,952 --> 00:25:43,329 No, no, no, it would absolutely not be a gift. 729 00:25:43,371 --> 00:25:44,955 This would still be a loan, okay? 730 00:25:44,997 --> 00:25:47,958 However, my lovemaking would be, you know... 731 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,460 What? 732 00:25:49,502 --> 00:25:51,796 What, Michael? What were you gonna say? 733 00:25:51,838 --> 00:25:55,174 Something that I would never be able to take back, but... 734 00:25:56,467 --> 00:25:57,760 I didn't want that to happen. 735 00:25:57,802 --> 00:25:58,885 Now, listen, you have been the one 736 00:25:58,927 --> 00:26:00,221 that has been flirting with me. 737 00:26:00,262 --> 00:26:02,348 - Those were pity flirts. - No, they were not. 738 00:26:02,390 --> 00:26:04,517 You want this as much as I do. 739 00:26:04,559 --> 00:26:06,143 As much as I want this extension. 740 00:26:06,185 --> 00:26:07,687 Two different "this" es. 741 00:26:07,729 --> 00:26:10,939 Now, you own a company that I helped to build. 742 00:26:10,981 --> 00:26:12,650 It was all of my hard work. 743 00:26:12,692 --> 00:26:14,901 This is something you have to do because, if you don't, 744 00:26:14,943 --> 00:26:17,613 I can't be held responsible for what I might do. 745 00:26:17,655 --> 00:26:19,782 As it turns out, 746 00:26:19,824 --> 00:26:22,660 George Michael was the only Bluth 747 00:26:22,702 --> 00:26:25,371 who could be responsible for what he did, 748 00:26:25,413 --> 00:26:27,540 and as he headed to the microphone, 749 00:26:27,582 --> 00:26:30,793 Mongols, not paid what they were promised, 750 00:26:30,835 --> 00:26:32,002 did what they do best. 751 00:26:33,212 --> 00:26:34,630 Um... Oh! Ah! 752 00:26:34,672 --> 00:26:36,090 Viva Méjico. 753 00:26:36,131 --> 00:26:37,592 Which lead to this. 754 00:26:37,633 --> 00:26:40,052 Put up this wall! 755 00:26:40,094 --> 00:26:42,430 And it's hard to know whether it was the chanting 756 00:26:42,471 --> 00:26:43,930 - of "Put up this wall... " - Ladies and gentlemen, 757 00:26:43,972 --> 00:26:46,225 if I could have your attention for a moment... 758 00:26:46,267 --> 00:26:48,728 or the note that promised him a sexual resumption 759 00:26:48,770 --> 00:26:51,814 of his anonymous relationship with Rebel... 760 00:26:51,856 --> 00:26:53,357 that made him say this: 761 00:26:53,399 --> 00:26:57,570 Yeah, so, I'm George Maharis, and, uh... 762 00:26:57,612 --> 00:27:00,573 and Fakeblock is real... 763 00:27:02,408 --> 00:27:05,494 Let's put up this wall. Put up this wall! 764 00:27:05,536 --> 00:27:08,163 But not everyone wants to put up a wall on the Internet. 765 00:27:08,205 --> 00:27:10,040 Let's put up, put up this wall. Have a good night. 766 00:27:10,082 --> 00:27:15,212 And the Anonymous who left the note wasn't Rebel. 767 00:27:18,132 --> 00:27:21,719 A discouraged Michael returned to the model home, 768 00:27:21,761 --> 00:27:26,098 where he ran into a brother who also had something to hide. 769 00:27:26,140 --> 00:27:29,017 As an emboldened George Maharis gave Rebel a note 770 00:27:29,059 --> 00:27:32,688 that she now believed he'd written for her. 771 00:27:32,730 --> 00:27:35,900 And for the son, it was a night to remember, 772 00:27:35,942 --> 00:27:38,820 and for the father, a night to forget. 773 00:27:38,861 --> 00:27:43,115 - * So easy to forget. * - Shh. 774 00:27:43,157 --> 00:27:44,408 It was May 5, Rebel, it's Michael. 775 00:27:44,450 --> 00:27:46,702 And while Rebel was on the phone, 776 00:27:46,744 --> 00:27:49,079 George Michael was realizing that taking things casually 777 00:27:49,121 --> 00:27:51,165 was not going to be an option for him. 778 00:27:51,206 --> 00:27:52,959 You can come over later, okay? 779 00:27:52,999 --> 00:27:54,376 - Good-bye. - I'll see you soon. 780 00:27:54,418 --> 00:27:56,170 Who was that? 781 00:27:56,211 --> 00:27:57,839 No one. 782 00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,716 Look, I... I don't care. 783 00:28:00,758 --> 00:28:03,511 I... I don't care that you're seeing someone else. 784 00:28:03,552 --> 00:28:06,555 I... I just, I want to continue this. 785 00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:08,683 I'm ready to try and make this work. 786 00:28:08,724 --> 00:28:11,268 I'll fight anyone I have to for you. 787 00:28:11,310 --> 00:28:13,646 I'm not going to pretend I don't care about you. 788 00:28:13,688 --> 00:28:15,648 I'm a grown-up man and... 789 00:28:15,690 --> 00:28:17,900 I want to get serious. 790 00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:22,112 Wow. Serious. 791 00:28:22,154 --> 00:28:23,781 Things are getting serious. 792 00:28:23,823 --> 00:28:25,825 And the girl who was never capable 793 00:28:25,867 --> 00:28:27,201 of making a commitment... 794 00:28:27,242 --> 00:28:28,744 Okay. 795 00:28:28,786 --> 00:28:31,497 Suddenly found herself making too many. 796 00:28:31,539 --> 00:28:33,123 Okay. 797 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,459 Okay. 798 00:28:40,172 --> 00:28:41,966 George Michael felt good. 799 00:28:44,134 --> 00:28:45,970 And, at least for that day, 800 00:28:46,012 --> 00:28:49,724 he wouldn't encounter his father in Rebel's bedroom... 801 00:28:49,765 --> 00:28:52,018 He'd run into him leaving the building. 802 00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:53,352 Hey. 803 00:28:53,394 --> 00:28:54,395 What are you doing here? 804 00:28:54,436 --> 00:28:55,813 I'm vi... I'm on a visit. 805 00:28:55,855 --> 00:28:57,064 I'm visiting. 806 00:28:57,105 --> 00:28:58,983 My girlfriend lives here... Rebel. 807 00:29:00,568 --> 00:29:02,570 Wow. So you're gonna work it out with your girlfriend. 808 00:29:02,611 --> 00:29:04,196 Good for you. That's great news. 809 00:29:04,238 --> 00:29:06,323 - Great to see you again. - That says "Rebel," huh? 810 00:29:06,365 --> 00:29:10,202 Is that a... is that a little gift for Rebel? 811 00:29:14,415 --> 00:29:18,085 I'm dating Rebel Alley. 812 00:29:20,046 --> 00:29:22,590 So there better be two Rebels in here, am I right? 813 00:29:22,631 --> 00:29:23,716 I'm dating Rebel Alley. 814 00:29:24,759 --> 00:29:25,927 That'd be weird. 815 00:29:25,968 --> 00:29:27,887 No, ironically, she did say 816 00:29:27,929 --> 00:29:28,930 that there was another guy, 817 00:29:28,971 --> 00:29:30,138 but that his name was George... 818 00:29:30,180 --> 00:29:31,807 - ... Maharis. - Maharis. That's me. 819 00:29:32,725 --> 00:29:34,435 You're George Michael. 820 00:29:34,476 --> 00:29:37,229 No, but, uh, yeah, but I use the name George Maharis 821 00:29:37,271 --> 00:29:40,315 when... with women, because I hate the name George Michael. 822 00:29:40,357 --> 00:29:41,275 I told you that. 823 00:29:41,316 --> 00:29:43,235 This is, uh, this is weird. 824 00:29:43,277 --> 00:29:44,779 Are you not kidding me? 825 00:29:44,820 --> 00:29:47,155 It's insane... no... so, you're the other guy. 826 00:29:47,197 --> 00:29:49,116 I'm the oth... well, you're the other guy. 827 00:29:49,157 --> 00:29:50,492 Yeah, well, one of us. 828 00:29:50,534 --> 00:29:53,412 Did I not tell you that we were alike? 829 00:29:53,454 --> 00:29:54,997 Exactly alike. 830 00:29:55,039 --> 00:29:57,374 - This is just... - So horrifying. 831 00:29:57,416 --> 00:29:58,709 Too funny. 832 00:29:58,751 --> 00:29:59,919 This is what I was talking about. 833 00:29:59,961 --> 00:30:00,920 I told you. 834 00:30:00,962 --> 00:30:02,379 I mean, we're like twins. 835 00:30:02,421 --> 00:30:03,589 Are we not like twins? 836 00:30:03,631 --> 00:30:05,173 All the way down to the photo booth. 837 00:30:05,215 --> 00:30:06,801 You name me one way in which we're different. 838 00:30:06,842 --> 00:30:09,720 Well, Dad, you know, I never, in a million years, 839 00:30:09,762 --> 00:30:11,513 would have gone out with her, if I knew that 840 00:30:11,555 --> 00:30:12,932 you were, you know, the other guy. 841 00:30:12,974 --> 00:30:15,267 Me, neither. 842 00:30:15,309 --> 00:30:16,644 I wouldn't have, either. 843 00:30:16,685 --> 00:30:18,562 Damn it. You know? 844 00:30:18,604 --> 00:30:19,688 You gotta believe me. 845 00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:21,107 This is just... 846 00:30:21,148 --> 00:30:22,817 - This is, uh... - Yeah... 847 00:30:25,903 --> 00:30:28,114 How'd you know about the photo booth? 848 00:30:34,411 --> 00:30:37,915 How... you... 'cause you said, "Right down to the photo... " 849 00:30:37,957 --> 00:30:40,375 I said, "Right down to the photo booth." 850 00:30:45,131 --> 00:30:48,509 Ironically, he could've told the truth and said 851 00:30:48,550 --> 00:30:50,218 he'd taken a forget-me-now. 852 00:30:50,260 --> 00:30:52,429 But like the victim of a roofie circle, 853 00:30:52,471 --> 00:30:55,766 having taken one was the only memory he had lost. 854 00:30:55,808 --> 00:30:57,768 So, instead, he doubled-down on this. 855 00:30:57,810 --> 00:31:00,729 It's like we're identical twi... 856 00:31:56,243 --> 00:31:58,871 Gob gets an important call 857 00:31:58,913 --> 00:32:00,956 - from his mother. - Hello. She's gone. 858 00:32:00,998 --> 00:32:04,710 Lucille 2 has disappeared and it's time for you to step up 859 00:32:04,752 --> 00:32:06,962 and be president of the Bluth Company. 860 00:32:07,004 --> 00:32:08,505 Keep your nose clean. No scandals! 861 00:32:08,547 --> 00:32:10,424 Okay. 862 00:32:10,465 --> 00:32:12,760 And even though Gob hadn't taken a forget-me-now 863 00:32:12,801 --> 00:32:14,636 the night before... 864 00:32:14,678 --> 00:32:15,971 it seems Tony Wonder had. 865 00:32:16,013 --> 00:32:19,808 Hey, Gobie. It's Tony. 866 00:32:19,850 --> 00:32:22,644 We still on for our sex date tonight? 867 00:32:34,073 --> 00:32:36,825 And this happens... 868 00:32:36,867 --> 00:32:37,910 Oh! Okay. 869 00:32:37,952 --> 00:32:39,745 Are you Buster Bluth? 870 00:32:39,787 --> 00:32:41,038 I am. 871 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,039 - Okay, this... - Can we come in? 872 00:32:42,081 --> 00:32:43,457 This isn't my house. 873 00:32:43,498 --> 00:32:45,667 - What is this regarding? - That's all right. 874 00:32:47,294 --> 00:32:49,671 You're under arrest for the murder of Lucille Austero. 875 00:32:49,713 --> 00:32:51,215 Read him his rights. 876 00:32:51,257 --> 00:32:52,967 Okay, I think there's been some kind of mistake. 877 00:32:53,008 --> 00:32:55,010 That left hand might be difficult to cuff. 878 00:32:55,052 --> 00:32:57,304 - Trouble cuffing him. - I'm not a monster! 879 00:32:57,345 --> 00:32:59,807 I got it. 880 00:32:59,848 --> 00:33:01,809 Uh... all right, great. 881 00:33:04,352 --> 00:33:06,354 Well, the infamous Bluth family is at it again, 882 00:33:06,396 --> 00:33:08,899 this time facing murder charges, 883 00:33:08,941 --> 00:33:11,902 and our Imagine cameras were there to capture it all. 884 00:33:11,944 --> 00:33:13,195 Hey, did you see this? 885 00:33:13,237 --> 00:33:14,696 Yeah, I saw it just now in the elevator. 886 00:33:14,738 --> 00:33:16,031 Is this the family you've been talking about? 887 00:33:16,073 --> 00:33:17,074 It sure is. 888 00:33:17,116 --> 00:33:18,533 Wow! You got the rights to this? 889 00:33:18,575 --> 00:33:19,910 Well, only for the killer... but that's enough 890 00:33:19,952 --> 00:33:21,245 for us to get a green light, right? 891 00:33:21,287 --> 00:33:23,080 Absolutely! It's our next Da Vinci Code! 892 00:33:23,122 --> 00:33:26,000 Yay! That's great! 893 00:33:26,041 --> 00:33:28,710 Plus, it's gonna put Imagine News on the map. 894 00:33:28,752 --> 00:33:31,797 - This is John Beard. - Love each other.