1 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:29,084 Who is it? 2 00:00:29,162 --> 00:00:30,186 It's Tom. 3 00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:33,793 Tom, your husband? 4 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,191 What's he doing here? 5 00:00:44,411 --> 00:00:45,969 Uh, what's going on? 6 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,274 I'm sorry. I know I'm not supposed to be here. 7 00:00:47,347 --> 00:00:50,248 But Evelyn's school contract is due tomorrow. 8 00:00:50,316 --> 00:00:52,807 I knew I was forgetting something. Let me find a pen. 9 00:00:56,856 --> 00:00:57,948 Hey. 10 00:00:58,024 --> 00:00:59,082 Hey. 11 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:00,751 Not quite sure what Emily Post recommends 12 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:02,818 in this situation, but I'm Tom. 13 00:01:03,863 --> 00:01:05,091 Damien. Hi. 14 00:01:05,532 --> 00:01:08,467 Sorry to intrude, I just... I wasn't quite sure when she'd be coming home. 15 00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:10,628 No problem. 16 00:01:10,703 --> 00:01:12,534 Thank you so much for catching this. 17 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:13,867 Yeah. 18 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,273 I'll get out of your way. It was good to meet you, 19 00:01:17,343 --> 00:01:18,833 and I'll see you later, hon. 20 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,106 Bye. 21 00:01:28,788 --> 00:01:30,915 So, he seems like a nice guy. 22 00:01:32,692 --> 00:01:33,818 Ooh. 23 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:36,989 Jules, you okay? 24 00:01:37,063 --> 00:01:38,155 No, my stomach... 25 00:01:38,231 --> 00:01:39,630 Here, lie down. 26 00:01:43,136 --> 00:01:44,160 Ow! 27 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:45,636 Try to... 28 00:01:45,705 --> 00:01:47,195 Get Tom. Okay. 29 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:48,998 Ow! 30 00:01:49,075 --> 00:01:50,133 Tom! 31 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:27,404 You know what would be perfect? 32 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,469 Hmm. 33 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:30,448 French Toast Tower. 34 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:33,213 You still go to Mickey's? What's your cholesterol? 35 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:35,686 It's my one vice. I'm keeping it. 36 00:02:35,755 --> 00:02:38,724 As much as I would love to clog my arteries, 37 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:44,093 I have a 10:00 CT, and I still have to race home, get changed. 38 00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:48,900 Maybe you could keep some clothes here. 39 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:52,061 Maybe I could. 40 00:02:53,773 --> 00:02:56,867 He's just trying to get into your skirts, 41 00:02:56,943 --> 00:02:59,275 and I don't mean metaphorically. 42 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:01,973 Well, he's got the legs for it. 43 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:06,981 So, I will see you tonight? 44 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:08,384 Yeah. 45 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:15,750 Bye, House. 46 00:03:15,828 --> 00:03:17,090 Have a nice day. 47 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:23,892 "Have a nice day"? How civilized. 48 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:26,165 I said I'd stay out of it. 49 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:32,039 What? Nothing. 50 00:03:32,111 --> 00:03:33,442 Clearly something. 51 00:03:33,513 --> 00:03:34,605 Nope. 52 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:36,239 House, on a list of your attributes, 53 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:39,251 there's nothing that even rhymes with "coy." 54 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:43,415 Okay, I may have seen something in the fridge. 55 00:03:43,489 --> 00:03:45,582 Like the end of your relationship. 56 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:50,092 She put the milk in the door and not on the shelf. 57 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:51,528 It's not a big deal. 58 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:53,429 You hate that she did that, but you didn't say anything. 59 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:55,693 You're trying to get us to fight. 60 00:03:55,768 --> 00:03:58,931 No, I'm trying to help. If you got an issue, let her know. 61 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:02,441 I should've known that you weren't done sabotaging this. 62 00:04:02,508 --> 00:04:05,272 Fine. Stew in your irritation. 63 00:04:05,345 --> 00:04:08,007 Sure, last time it bubbled over into resentment and rage, 64 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,810 leading ultimately to a painful divorce 65 00:04:09,882 --> 00:04:13,249 that neither of you have ever really recovered from, 66 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:16,186 but I'm sure this time, it'll be great. 67 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,758 Interesting case, 35-year-old woman 68 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:31,133 with fever and abdominal pain. 69 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:33,468 ER ruled out all the usual suspects. 70 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:35,530 Stop before you interest me to death. 71 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:37,701 And she's in an open marriage. 72 00:04:38,878 --> 00:04:40,869 That's not interesting. It's just weird. 73 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,039 Know what's weirder? 74 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:45,084 That other humans are monogamous in the first place. 75 00:04:45,551 --> 00:04:47,610 No other species on the planet mates for life, 76 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:49,120 and if you're gonna bring up swans, 77 00:04:49,188 --> 00:04:50,553 they cheat like everybody else. 78 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:52,557 They just have better PR than rabbits. 79 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,492 Animals also eat their young and kill their rivals. 80 00:04:55,561 --> 00:04:57,392 That make it weird that most of us don't? 81 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:59,226 Says the guy whose opposable thumbs 82 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,893 have been all over how many women who aren't his wife? 83 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,300 A functional open marriage is like a unicorn. 84 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:05,928 It's a mythical creature that doesn't exist. 85 00:05:06,005 --> 00:05:07,404 Someone always ends up unhappy. 86 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:11,773 Our patient's unhappy because she's suffering from an intestinal blockage. 87 00:05:11,844 --> 00:05:14,972 Boring. Now, I'm gonna have to find a reason to rule it out. 88 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:16,811 What about herpes colitis? 89 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:19,010 She picks up the infection from one of her partners. 90 00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:20,143 It takes root in her colon. 91 00:05:20,219 --> 00:05:21,243 STD panel was clean. 92 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,312 Chances are this couple was unhappy in the first place. 93 00:05:23,389 --> 00:05:26,449 This is their attempt to save something that never... 94 00:05:30,897 --> 00:05:31,989 Go on. 95 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:35,193 Herpes might not register if she was exposed in the last six weeks. 96 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:40,704 But it would show up on a barium enema. 97 00:05:40,773 --> 00:05:43,298 Wait. You're going to do it? 98 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:47,938 Gotta see if our patient is a unicorn or just a slutty horse. 99 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:51,450 Think how much fun Taub could be having. 100 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:54,918 Barium coats the inner lining of your colon, 101 00:05:54,987 --> 00:05:58,013 lets us get a good look at it on the X-ray. 102 00:05:58,091 --> 00:05:59,490 I can get somebody else to pick up Evelyn. 103 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:01,322 I feel like I'm abandoning you. 104 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:02,986 I'm on painkillers. 105 00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:04,359 I'd rather this not be what you think of 106 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:07,763 every time you look at my butt. 107 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,764 Okay, roll onto your side. 108 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:18,904 It's fill 'er up time. 109 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:28,179 So, is Evelyn his new squeeze? 110 00:06:28,254 --> 00:06:29,516 She's our daughter. 111 00:06:29,589 --> 00:06:32,922 Must be interesting, growing up in a production of Oh! Calcutta! 112 00:06:32,992 --> 00:06:34,755 She's six. 113 00:06:34,827 --> 00:06:37,523 She knows as much about our sex life as any other kid her age. 114 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:40,865 You can explain that she's the reason 115 00:06:40,933 --> 00:06:42,127 the two of you stayed married. 116 00:06:42,201 --> 00:06:44,226 You've been in the room five minutes. 117 00:06:44,303 --> 00:06:46,328 You got us all figured out. 118 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,431 Of course, you left out the part where we love each other, 119 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:50,476 and we wanna grow old together. 120 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:51,976 But you just don't wanna be young together. 121 00:06:52,044 --> 00:06:53,944 Look, when you think about it, 122 00:06:54,013 --> 00:06:55,878 tons of couples do what we do. 123 00:06:55,948 --> 00:06:57,108 It's just that with most of them, 124 00:06:57,183 --> 00:06:59,845 one spouse doesn't know about it. 125 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,216 We decided things work better 126 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:04,222 when people tell each other the truth. 127 00:07:06,492 --> 00:07:08,483 Tank's full. 128 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:12,223 I'll page the radiology elves. 129 00:07:15,868 --> 00:07:18,769 I'm not saying I hate it. It just doesn't go with your eyes. 130 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:19,862 You hate it. 131 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,201 Little bit. 132 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:24,539 Any more heartless critiques of my general appearance? 133 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,009 Nope. All done. 134 00:07:29,649 --> 00:07:32,277 So, is she as bendy as she looks? 135 00:07:33,152 --> 00:07:34,676 Maya and I are just friends. 136 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:36,244 No, you and I are friends. 137 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:38,381 And you don't have coffee with me three times a week. 138 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,483 She's an interesting person. 139 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,551 She grew up in Ohio. She has three brothers. 140 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:45,392 Fascinating. Last week that Cambodian lab tech was telling us 141 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,330 how he survived the Killing Fields, 142 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,197 and you left to go get a donut. 143 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:50,826 So we flirt. It's fun. 144 00:07:50,903 --> 00:07:52,131 It's dangerous. 145 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:54,036 That woman would totally do you. 146 00:07:54,106 --> 00:07:55,869 You think? 147 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:57,102 Nothing is gonna happen. 148 00:07:57,176 --> 00:07:59,041 All I'm saying is, if you want to be on a diet, 149 00:07:59,111 --> 00:08:03,070 you might want to stop hanging out by the dessert cart. 150 00:08:04,517 --> 00:08:07,315 X-ray was clean. She doesn't have herpes colitis. 151 00:08:07,386 --> 00:08:08,648 Or abdominal pain. 152 00:08:08,721 --> 00:08:10,552 It stopped hurting during the X-ray, 153 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:12,716 which means it was just an intestinal blockage that passed. 154 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:13,816 We should discharge her. 155 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:17,294 Absolutely, there's no need to find any underlying cause. 156 00:08:17,363 --> 00:08:19,923 These things never happen twice. 157 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:22,126 Take her digestive system for a test drive. 158 00:08:22,201 --> 00:08:23,964 Give her a radio-opaque milkshake. 159 00:08:24,036 --> 00:08:25,628 X-ray every 15 minutes to see if it makes 160 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:27,969 any unscheduled stops on the way through. 161 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,200 We'll be here all night. 162 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:31,505 No, Taub will be here all night. 163 00:08:31,577 --> 00:08:35,069 Go talk to the unicorn, then tell me you don't believe. 164 00:08:35,147 --> 00:08:37,581 I did an abdominal CT on a kid today, 165 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:41,450 and found a six-inch bezoar made entirely of gum. 166 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:45,514 I mean, who gives a three-year-old an endless supply of gum... 167 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:51,154 You okay? 168 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:52,254 Yeah. 169 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:57,734 I mean, there was hair in it and maybe a piece of paper. 170 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:04,171 So, how long have you been married? 171 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:08,805 One of the few drawbacks of having an open marriage. 172 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:11,679 Nobody ever asks me about current events or the weather. 173 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:14,342 The Yankees look good this season. 174 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:19,551 Seven years. 175 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:24,426 And how long have you, you know... 176 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,263 After three years, we realized 177 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:30,200 that traditional marriage was making us both miserable. 178 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,997 Most people get divorced at that point. 179 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:35,097 Yeah, we didn't want to get divorced. 180 00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:36,402 We still loved each other. 181 00:09:36,475 --> 00:09:39,967 We just realized that expecting one person 182 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:42,640 to fulfill all of your needs forever is unrealistic. 183 00:09:43,215 --> 00:09:46,207 There are happy monogamous couples out there. 184 00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:48,845 Sure, one or two have the perfect marriage. 185 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:52,357 Everybody else has figured out how to settle for less. 186 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:56,725 I don't want to settle and end up resenting my husband. 187 00:09:56,796 --> 00:09:59,924 I'd rather get the 10% he doesn't give me somewhere else 188 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:05,130 so that I can really appreciate him for the 90% he does. 189 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,835 I think something's wrong. 190 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:13,401 With your stomach? My heart is racing. 191 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:23,555 Try to take deep breaths. I'm gonna try to slow your heart down. 192 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:26,221 Is this because of the blockage? 193 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:27,623 No. It's not working. 194 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,955 Need a crash cart in here! 195 00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:40,902 I need a list of all your sexual partners from the last six months. 196 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,065 Why? 197 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:43,369 Your wife had an arrhythmia. 198 00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:45,603 The progression of symptoms from bowel to heart 199 00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:47,612 makes a parasitic infection most likely. 200 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,614 Since Julia hasn't been out of the country... 201 00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:50,808 The only place that I've been recently 202 00:10:50,883 --> 00:10:52,475 is a business trip to Nebraska. 203 00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:54,542 But either of you could have picked up a bug 204 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:56,178 from one of your partners. 205 00:10:58,357 --> 00:11:01,588 It's kind of complicated. 206 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:05,062 How many partners are we talking about? Ballpark. 207 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:07,788 None. 208 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:09,232 None? 209 00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:13,237 We have a great sex life. I don't need anyone else. 210 00:11:13,305 --> 00:11:15,205 So why not just tell her that 211 00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:16,639 and close this whole thing up? 212 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:17,835 You married? 213 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:20,208 I was. 214 00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:22,804 Did you ever agree to go see a chick flick with your wife 215 00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:24,747 or pretend to enjoy classical music? 216 00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:28,776 Stravinsky never groped my wife in a Midtown hotel room. 217 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:31,084 She needs this. 218 00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:34,786 I don't, but I don't want her to feel bad about that. 219 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,262 He's lying. 220 00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:40,696 Guy's got a license to drill. 221 00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:42,666 Why would he lie about not using it? 222 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:43,827 That's not the lie. 223 00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:46,701 The lie is that he gives a crap how his wife feels. 224 00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:48,763 If they're both screwing around, that's one thing. 225 00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,900 But she has a piece on the side, and he doesn't? 226 00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:52,409 The only way he'd be okay with that 227 00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:54,537 is if he's betraying her in some other way. 228 00:11:54,613 --> 00:11:56,410 Then in his mind, it makes them even. 229 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:58,848 My unicorn isn't a unicorn. 230 00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:01,250 It's a donkey with a plunger stuck to its face. 231 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,288 Right, even a guy who's not cheating 232 00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:05,289 is doing it for underhanded reasons. 233 00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:06,949 No, no, no, he's not being cynical. 234 00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:09,824 He's assuming the husband is doing something to even the score. 235 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:12,523 Which means he thinks there is a score. 236 00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:14,623 Which means, cheating swans aside, 237 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,691 House believes in monogamy. 238 00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:18,703 He's being romantic. 239 00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:22,332 What I believe is that men are genetically engineered to be jealous. 240 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:25,275 Doesn't matter if I think there's a score. I guarantee you he does. 241 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:26,811 Any of the wife's partners pan out? 242 00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:30,114 She's been with two people other than Tom in the last six months. 243 00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:32,241 Neither of them have been outside the Tri-State area. 244 00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:33,546 So we're back to the husband. 245 00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:34,677 You just said you believed he wasn't... 246 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,779 He's doing something behind her back. 247 00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:39,654 What better cover than a business trip to Nebraska? 248 00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:41,693 Like that's really a place. 249 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:45,393 Let's find his travel records and get back to work. 250 00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:50,399 You seem pretty mellow about this couple's deal. 251 00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:53,131 Thought you'd be first in line to shake a finger. 252 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:56,174 They're still married. I'm not. 253 00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,233 Not that I could ever do it. 254 00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:01,211 I was jealous of House, and Cameron never touched him. 255 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,976 Not counting the emotional fondling. 256 00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:08,745 When my mom was dying, my dad had an affair. 257 00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:11,748 He told you this? 258 00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:14,122 I'd seen them get out of his car. 259 00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:15,820 Two years after Mom died, they got married. 260 00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:17,627 Must've sucked. 261 00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:19,596 At the time, yeah, 262 00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:23,192 but looking back, it makes sense. 263 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:24,497 My mom never knew about it, 264 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:26,936 and he needed someone to make him feel less alone. 265 00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:29,600 He took care of my mom, day in and day out, 266 00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:31,404 for two and a half years before she died. 267 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:35,709 He was devoted to her. Loving someone else didn't change that. 268 00:13:35,781 --> 00:13:38,113 So loving two people at once is fine 269 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,617 as long as one of them is dying? 270 00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:41,676 Whoever's taking care of me when I get sick, 271 00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:45,349 I hope they've got someone else to take care of them. 272 00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,485 Tom was telling the truth. 273 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,689 He really did go to Nebraska. 274 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:54,460 Plane ticket and restaurant receipts. 275 00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:56,364 Forget Nebraska. 276 00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:01,362 Maybe they just bought their parasites at the mall. 277 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:05,371 You know, we should really throw away that loofah. 278 00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:07,275 They're imported. Sometimes they're not sterilized. 279 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,507 We think our patient got amoebiasis from hers. 280 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,573 She going to be okay? 281 00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:13,277 We're treating now. She should be fine. 282 00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:18,115 It's actually kind of bizarre. 283 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:21,489 She and her husband have an open marriage. 284 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,263 They sleep with other people? 285 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:29,563 Well, she does. Her husband's totally fine with it. 286 00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:30,659 That's crazy, right? 287 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,505 And you're bringing this up because... 288 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:43,648 I thought it was interesting. 289 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,911 More interesting than your other cases, I guess. 290 00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:50,780 You talk about your colleagues. You rant about House. 291 00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:53,518 You don't usually mention your patients. 292 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:59,664 Is open marriage something you want? 293 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,996 No. I mean... 294 00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:07,136 I know you'd never... 295 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:14,043 All this time and energy you spent 296 00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:16,547 convincing me you weren't cheating. 297 00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:17,741 And there's somebody else. 298 00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:21,013 I'm not... Would you like some more water, sir? 299 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,728 Okay. 300 00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:39,526 There's a woman at work. People say she's attracted to me. 301 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,073 But nothing's happened. Nothing's going to happen. 302 00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,631 I'm not having an affair. 303 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,199 But you want to. 304 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:49,236 No, honey, I'm trying to be honest. 305 00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:52,375 I don't want to make the same mistakes. 306 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,248 Be honest then. 307 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:56,811 Are you attracted to her? 308 00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:06,730 Look, she's attractive. There's an attraction. 309 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,529 Aren't there men who make you feel that way? 310 00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:10,863 Of course, there are. 311 00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:15,100 But it never occurs to me to act on it, because I'm married. 312 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,367 To you. 313 00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:21,607 And that's enough for me. 314 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:22,806 Aren't I enough for you? 315 00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:24,644 Of course, you are. 316 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,088 Our patient's lost all movement in her legs. 317 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:34,582 There are other doctors, Chris. We're talking. 318 00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:39,529 I'm sorry. The woman's paralyzed. 319 00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,460 I'll get a cab. 320 00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:58,908 Tests show no spinal cord injury, 321 00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:01,009 no cerebral lesions, no hemorrhage. 322 00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:03,384 We finally got a stool sample. The loofah's innocent. 323 00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:06,117 No sign of amoebas or any other parasite. 324 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:10,059 So paralysis, arrhythmia, intermittent abdominal pain. 325 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,263 And he nicked himself shaving. 326 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:19,432 Sorry, that was Taub. But it was easier to solve. 327 00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:21,666 Means he used the crappy razor in his locker, 328 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,037 which means he slept here. 329 00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:24,166 Thanks to you. 330 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:29,574 I brought up open marriage with Rachel. 331 00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:30,808 It was a disaster. 332 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:37,654 On the medical front, we've knocked out sex and foreign travel. 333 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,748 Could be an electrolyte imbalance. 334 00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:41,452 So the only time you're not interested 335 00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:42,755 in my marriage is after you blow it up? 336 00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:45,626 You were the moron who took marital advice from Tila Tequila. 337 00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:47,221 You pushed me into this. 338 00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:49,800 Figured it would either blow up your marriage or make it more honest. 339 00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:51,335 Either way, you win. 340 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,268 What about sex? 341 00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:54,396 I'm talking about the patient. 342 00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:55,497 Is that cool with everybody? 343 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:56,666 We ruled out sex. 344 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,972 We ruled out sex with other people. 345 00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:01,774 Tom said he and Julia have been doing it three or four times a week. 346 00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:03,678 And she's got boys on the side. 347 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:07,185 Increased libido can be a symptom of adrenocortical carcinoma, 348 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,152 which also explains her other symptoms. 349 00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:12,486 A woman who likes sex must be sick? 350 00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:14,025 Just because everybody in this room 351 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,859 wishes that all women were horny all the time doesn't make it so. 352 00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:20,895 Get an MRI of her adrenal glands. 353 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:30,703 Hi. 354 00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:33,643 Okay if I take the sports page? 355 00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:35,077 Sure. 356 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,720 Would you mind using a coaster? 357 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:46,620 Oh. Sure. Sorry. 358 00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:47,784 It's okay. 359 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,797 Also, it'd be great if you'd replace 360 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,495 the toilet paper when you finish a roll. 361 00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:59,161 And when you load the dishwasher, 362 00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:01,604 you can't put a big, flat bowl on the bottom. 363 00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:05,165 It traps the water so nothing on the top gets clean. 364 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:07,576 And please don't throw banana peels in the bedroom trash... 365 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:11,013 I haven't done any of those things. 366 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,710 You're probably not even aware... 367 00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:13,944 I hate bananas. 368 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:23,026 Oh, my God. It was House. 369 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:26,292 I'm sorry. He's been trying to get us to fight. 370 00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:28,595 Why would he think that stuff would make us fight? 371 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:32,603 Because of the milk. You put it in the door. 372 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:35,538 The body of the refrigerator is the coldest part. 373 00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:36,835 The temperature in the door fluctuates, 374 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:37,933 which decreases shelf life... 375 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,946 Wow. When did you get all OCD? 376 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,414 I just want clean dishes and unspoiled milk 377 00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:45,609 so we can all stay healthy. 378 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:48,409 Oh. It's about health? 379 00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:52,981 What about the coaster? Does that replenish my B12 or something? 380 00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:54,184 Can we just drop it? 381 00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:55,317 Sure. 382 00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:05,402 You have this list of annoyances 383 00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:07,700 the entire time we were married? 384 00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:11,741 Get better, Mommy. 385 00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:13,644 I love you, rabbit. 386 00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:17,982 Julia, you have a guest. 387 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:24,751 Hi. This isn't a good time. 388 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,989 Dr. Hadley, did you say there was a video game in the playroom? 389 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,928 Maybe you can teach me how to play one of them? 390 00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:33,328 See you in Radiology. 391 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,364 Get out of my wife's room. 392 00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,339 Your relationship with her stays out of our space. 393 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:43,635 I was worried about her. 394 00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:46,109 Tom's right. You should go. 395 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,380 So it's fine if we have sex, 396 00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:50,972 but if I drop by to see if you're okay... 397 00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:53,381 This is our family. 398 00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,222 Sorry. 399 00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:09,166 I spent two years of residency 400 00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:11,293 wearing shirts that were a size too small. 401 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:14,168 How hard is it to ask me not to put them in the dryer? 402 00:21:14,239 --> 00:21:16,537 And I only did your laundry because you were never home. 403 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:17,700 I didn't ask you to. 404 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,243 Of course you didn't. You just got annoyed 405 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:21,040 whenever you didn't have clean underwear. 406 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,205 I never said I was annoyed. 407 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,909 That's the point. You didn't say anything. 408 00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:26,974 So I'm getting a lecture on communication 409 00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:30,215 from someone who had her lawyer inform me our marriage was over. 410 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:36,825 Asking for an open marriage. You got stones. 411 00:21:36,895 --> 00:21:41,332 Conversation sort of got away from me. It was a train wreck. 412 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,765 I think it's good you brought it up. 413 00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:45,098 I read a study that found men who have multiple copies 414 00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:46,501 of a certain vasopressin receptor 415 00:21:46,571 --> 00:21:49,096 are twice as likely to be unfaithful. 416 00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:51,301 Maybe you're just one of those guys. 417 00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:55,403 So my cheating is biologically predetermined. Fantastic. 418 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,914 Multiply times five. We need a better look at the medulla. 419 00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,143 I thought you'd be relieved. 420 00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:01,014 This gets you off the hook. It's just genetics. 421 00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:03,520 I'm 5'6" and have a receding hairline. 422 00:22:03,588 --> 00:22:05,988 I hate genetics. Medulla's clean. 423 00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:07,719 I don't see you wearing lifts or hair plugs. 424 00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:09,852 That's because being short and bald doesn't hurt anybody. 425 00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:12,624 The only thing hurtful about your other genetic predisposition 426 00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:14,222 is that you keep denying it. 427 00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:16,597 It's not good for you or Rachel. 428 00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:20,532 There's nothing there. It's not adrenal cancer. 429 00:22:20,605 --> 00:22:22,163 And maybe you're right about me, 430 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,468 but I'm not going to stop trying. 431 00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:24,702 Rachel's worth it. 432 00:22:24,776 --> 00:22:28,735 Look up there. The lung. What is that? 433 00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:31,578 You served me with divorce papers 434 00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:33,709 in the middle of a medical conference in New Orleans! 435 00:22:33,785 --> 00:22:35,650 I threw a bottle into an antique mirror. 436 00:22:35,721 --> 00:22:38,417 You exhibited an emotion. I wish I'd known you were capable. 437 00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:39,548 I loved you. 438 00:22:39,624 --> 00:22:41,785 I thought I was gonna be following you to Baltimore, remember? 439 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:44,226 I called about apartments. I set up interviews. 440 00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:45,957 How could you think that we still had a real marriage? 441 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,828 We hadn't had a conversation in months. 442 00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:49,992 Maybe because I was working two jobs to support us. 443 00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:52,195 No! No, it's because when you were home, 444 00:22:52,270 --> 00:22:53,760 it was like talking to a block of ice. 445 00:22:53,839 --> 00:22:55,636 You were obviously so pissed off at me... 446 00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:58,505 I was killing myself so that you could take that non-paying internship. 447 00:22:58,577 --> 00:22:59,635 That you said that I should take. 448 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:00,735 I was trying to be supportive! 449 00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:01,801 Why do I have to be the bad guy? 450 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,348 Expressing yourself does not make you the bad guy. 451 00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:07,510 Okay, then, you were being a selfish bitch. 452 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:12,451 VIQ scan confirmed the spot on Julia's lung was a clot. 453 00:23:12,991 --> 00:23:15,289 Think there's a chance the husband's a plushie? 454 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:18,761 If he has a secret, I highly doubt it's more relevant than the clot. 455 00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:20,320 Clotting disorder would explain everything. 456 00:23:21,466 --> 00:23:22,865 Question is, which one? 457 00:23:22,934 --> 00:23:25,994 Do you read any of your departmental memos? 458 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:28,005 Only the ones labeled NSFW. 459 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:31,804 Accounting notified you two days ago about your patient's insurance. 460 00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:33,902 Sorry. That's NNSFW. 461 00:23:33,979 --> 00:23:38,040 Here. He doesn't have any. Try not to bankrupt them. 462 00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:41,677 I'm long past the number of procedures that'll bankrupt them. 463 00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:44,187 Julia's got insurance. I saw the policy number on the forms. 464 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,281 The policy lapsed due to non-payment. 465 00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:47,825 I already made three calls about this. 466 00:23:47,893 --> 00:23:50,020 She should have been aware of that. 467 00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:56,095 No, that's just a mistake. 468 00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:58,932 Of course we have health insurance. 469 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:03,465 We're actually a little behind on the premiums. 470 00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:07,106 But I pulled money out of my retirement account to cover it. 471 00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:08,612 They said that we'll be fine in a few... 472 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:11,706 Why the retirement account? 473 00:24:13,552 --> 00:24:16,680 We'll just give you a few minutes to... 474 00:24:16,755 --> 00:24:19,155 By "we," she means "she." 475 00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:24,027 I lost all of our savings. 476 00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:30,364 Sounds like a secret to me. 477 00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:36,232 I started her on heparin to prevent further clots, 478 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,037 but we still don't know what's going on. 479 00:24:38,109 --> 00:24:40,270 Of course the husband's secret was money. 480 00:24:40,345 --> 00:24:42,336 If it's not sex, it's always money. 481 00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:44,882 Unless it's sex for money. 482 00:24:44,950 --> 00:24:46,008 How did he lose it anyway? 483 00:24:46,084 --> 00:24:48,245 It's not medically relevant. You're not going to care. 484 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,254 Wilson's been teaching me how to care. Try me. 485 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:53,689 He builds wind turbines and leases them out to local power companies... 486 00:24:53,758 --> 00:24:55,225 You're right. I don't care. 487 00:24:55,293 --> 00:24:59,354 Clotting disorder. DIC, Factor V Leiden, Antiphospholipid syndrome. 488 00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:01,023 Vitamin K deficiency also fits, 489 00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:03,192 causes thrombophilia and is consistent with abdominal pain. 490 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,903 Congratulations, House. Sam ended it. 491 00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:08,228 What happened? 492 00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:10,670 Go test our patient's blood. 493 00:25:10,742 --> 00:25:12,039 It can wait five minutes. 494 00:25:12,110 --> 00:25:14,374 For everything we discussed. 495 00:25:20,318 --> 00:25:22,377 I'm sorry. 496 00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:26,447 Well, at least you're actually taking responsibility for once in your life. 497 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,961 I'm sorry that she left, but it's not my fault. 498 00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:31,461 I didn't even want to get involved. 499 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:32,622 You dragged it out of me. 500 00:25:33,798 --> 00:25:36,631 What about the dishwasher and the banana? 501 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:39,670 Yeah, she left because of the banana. 502 00:25:39,938 --> 00:25:43,704 I just wanted you to stand up for yourself, tell her what you want. 503 00:25:43,775 --> 00:25:47,438 If doing that causes her to walk out for the second time, 504 00:25:47,512 --> 00:25:49,605 well, then your relationship wasn't going to last anyway. 505 00:25:49,681 --> 00:25:51,205 Or you could've stayed out of it. 506 00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:52,409 I could've kept my mouth shut, 507 00:25:52,484 --> 00:25:54,213 been annoyed sometimes, but I'd be happy, 508 00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:56,754 because I'd still be with her. 509 00:25:56,821 --> 00:25:59,187 Now all I have is cold milk. 510 00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:03,728 As long as you're free, you want to grab some dinner? 511 00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:10,563 Did Tom go home for the night? 512 00:26:10,635 --> 00:26:14,366 For starters. I told him to leave. I don't want him here. 513 00:26:15,473 --> 00:26:18,738 Money is a complicated subject. 514 00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:20,471 Yeah, it's not the money. 515 00:26:20,545 --> 00:26:22,638 I mean, the money is bad, but... 516 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,583 When we first opened our marriage, 517 00:26:28,653 --> 00:26:32,248 I got involved with a guy who lied about being single. 518 00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:34,792 And one day, his wife calls me. 519 00:26:34,859 --> 00:26:39,728 She's crying, and screaming, and totally out of control. 520 00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:42,695 And I felt 521 00:26:44,536 --> 00:26:45,730 superior. 522 00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:49,001 I thought, "I don't ever have to worry about feeling this way, 523 00:26:49,074 --> 00:26:52,703 "because Tom and I are honest with each other." 524 00:26:55,413 --> 00:26:57,847 Well, here I am. 525 00:27:04,689 --> 00:27:05,678 Hi. 526 00:27:08,893 --> 00:27:10,622 Sorry I didn't make it home last night. 527 00:27:10,695 --> 00:27:14,722 I needed to run some tests. 528 00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:19,634 You know what the worst part was when you had your affair? 529 00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:23,501 It wasn't the sex. 530 00:27:23,575 --> 00:27:24,564 It was the lies. 531 00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:32,442 Realizing that the narrative of my life was totally wrong. 532 00:27:32,517 --> 00:27:34,610 You weren't stuck in surgery. 533 00:27:34,686 --> 00:27:36,677 You weren't out of town. 534 00:27:37,255 --> 00:27:40,224 I don't wanna go through that again. 535 00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:42,724 I told you, nothing's going... 536 00:27:42,794 --> 00:27:44,125 Thursday nights. 537 00:27:46,698 --> 00:27:49,565 You have to be home by midnight. 538 00:27:49,634 --> 00:27:54,037 You don't bring her here, you don't talk to her about me, 539 00:27:54,105 --> 00:27:57,802 and I don't want to meet her ever in any context. 540 00:28:04,149 --> 00:28:08,643 Are you giving me permission to sleep with other women? 541 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,416 It's what you want, isn't it? 542 00:28:11,489 --> 00:28:13,116 I want you. 543 00:28:13,491 --> 00:28:16,892 No, you want more than me. 544 00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:19,156 You want that thrill. 545 00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:27,436 But I love you, and I really believe that you love me. 546 00:28:27,505 --> 00:28:30,030 And we have a good life together. 547 00:28:30,108 --> 00:28:34,511 And at this point, either I walk away, 548 00:28:34,579 --> 00:28:37,343 or I try to accept who you really are. 549 00:28:39,751 --> 00:28:41,810 Tomorrow's Thursday. 550 00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:43,285 Yes, it is. 551 00:28:50,295 --> 00:28:51,819 All our tests came back negative. 552 00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:53,693 It's not a clotting disorder. 553 00:28:53,765 --> 00:28:57,098 Which means we need to come up with a better idea. 554 00:28:57,168 --> 00:29:01,070 So what causes problems in the stomach, heart, nerves... 555 00:29:02,707 --> 00:29:04,504 Oh, my God. 556 00:29:06,277 --> 00:29:07,972 You know what it is? 557 00:29:13,284 --> 00:29:17,414 Taub's wife gave the green light for an open marriage. 558 00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:20,788 He's wearing cologne but not the stink of shame. 559 00:29:20,859 --> 00:29:22,451 You've got a date? 560 00:29:22,527 --> 00:29:27,294 I am going out with Maya tonight with Rachel's blessing. 561 00:29:29,067 --> 00:29:30,364 Mazel tov? 562 00:29:32,337 --> 00:29:34,066 Maybe the problem isn't her blood. 563 00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:35,834 Maybe it's the vessels carrying the blood. 564 00:29:35,907 --> 00:29:37,670 No sign of schistocytes or hemolysis. 565 00:29:37,742 --> 00:29:40,438 So you're actually going to sleep with another woman, 566 00:29:40,512 --> 00:29:41,774 then go home to your wife? 567 00:29:41,846 --> 00:29:44,838 Thank God someone's keeping us focused on what's really important. 568 00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:47,111 Taub was going to do all of that anyway. 569 00:29:47,185 --> 00:29:48,777 Pulmonary arterial hypertension? 570 00:29:48,887 --> 00:29:52,345 Imaging showed normal diameter in her pulmonary artery. 571 00:29:52,423 --> 00:29:57,520 Here's a thought. Taub's wife is now totally on the market. 572 00:29:57,595 --> 00:29:59,062 Mind hitting me with her digits? 573 00:30:03,101 --> 00:30:05,865 She would love that, but duty calls. 574 00:30:11,576 --> 00:30:12,838 What's the matter? 575 00:30:12,911 --> 00:30:14,139 My stomach. 576 00:30:14,212 --> 00:30:15,372 Same pain as before? 577 00:30:15,446 --> 00:30:17,141 Yeah. Worse. 578 00:30:17,215 --> 00:30:18,409 Get the portable ultrasound in here. 579 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:20,508 We need to get a look at her belly. 580 00:30:20,585 --> 00:30:21,984 Help me. 581 00:30:28,059 --> 00:30:31,756 Pain, pain went away, came back another day. 582 00:30:32,063 --> 00:30:33,655 Question is, what brought it back? 583 00:30:33,731 --> 00:30:36,723 Physical exam was unrevealing. Ultrasound was clean. 584 00:30:36,801 --> 00:30:37,825 So afterwards, you gonna shower 585 00:30:37,902 --> 00:30:39,130 at your girlfriend's or at home? 586 00:30:39,204 --> 00:30:41,069 Patient. Abdominal pain. 587 00:30:41,139 --> 00:30:44,404 Yeah, he's right. Let's get this wrapped up before 6:00. 588 00:30:44,475 --> 00:30:46,875 Taub turns back into a faithful pumpkin at midnight. 589 00:30:46,945 --> 00:30:50,073 The patient was out with her boy-toy before she came in. 590 00:30:50,148 --> 00:30:51,945 Maybe the pain was triggered by sexual excitement. 591 00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:54,712 Because lying alone in a hospital bed, 592 00:30:54,786 --> 00:30:56,879 contemplating bankruptcy? Hot. 593 00:30:56,955 --> 00:30:59,116 My point was that arousal is a function 594 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:00,817 of the parasympathetic nervous system. 595 00:31:00,892 --> 00:31:02,325 If that's where the problem is, 596 00:31:02,393 --> 00:31:04,224 the pain could be triggered by crying, which seems... 597 00:31:04,295 --> 00:31:06,855 PNS also controls digestion, which she's been doing 598 00:31:06,931 --> 00:31:09,024 without screaming her head off since she's been here. 599 00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:11,762 What if what matters isn't when the pain started, but when it stopped? 600 00:31:11,836 --> 00:31:14,236 It was during an X-ray. You think that cured her? 601 00:31:14,305 --> 00:31:17,206 No, but House prepped her for the X-ray with a barium enema. 602 00:31:17,275 --> 00:31:19,072 That wouldn't treat anything except... 603 00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:23,038 Go. 604 00:31:23,114 --> 00:31:26,208 You're in pain because part of your intestine folded in on itself. 605 00:31:26,284 --> 00:31:27,444 It's called an intussusception. 606 00:31:27,518 --> 00:31:29,042 It's cutting off blood flow. We need to fix it 607 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:30,917 before your bowel gets necrotic and dies. 608 00:31:30,989 --> 00:31:32,456 Once you do that, will I get better? 609 00:31:32,523 --> 00:31:33,547 When this happens in adults, 610 00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:35,115 it's usually a sign of abdominal cancer. 611 00:31:35,193 --> 00:31:37,889 We'll fix the overlap, and then search your intestine for tumors. 612 00:31:44,502 --> 00:31:45,491 Foam? 613 00:31:47,605 --> 00:31:50,631 I have a bad feeling about this. 614 00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:52,437 A friend can't spontaneously buy 615 00:31:52,510 --> 00:31:56,503 an overpriced Italian espresso machine for another friend? 616 00:31:57,115 --> 00:31:58,480 What did you do? 617 00:31:58,549 --> 00:32:00,210 Nothing, that's the beauty. 618 00:32:00,685 --> 00:32:03,119 I genuinely tried to help Wilson. 619 00:32:03,187 --> 00:32:04,381 I told him to stand up for himself, 620 00:32:04,455 --> 00:32:06,116 which you know is legitimate advice. 621 00:32:06,190 --> 00:32:08,215 And his relationship blew up. 622 00:32:08,293 --> 00:32:09,988 Is he okay? He'll be fine. 623 00:32:10,061 --> 00:32:12,120 Point is, I realized something. 624 00:32:12,196 --> 00:32:15,996 I do nice things, nice things happen to me. Karma works. 625 00:32:16,067 --> 00:32:18,365 So you're paying it forward? 626 00:32:19,203 --> 00:32:24,835 If this should somehow lead to Lucas dying or oral sex, 627 00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:26,876 so be it. 628 00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:38,684 You think I should wear a tie tonight? 629 00:32:38,756 --> 00:32:39,882 This isn't weird at all. 630 00:32:40,992 --> 00:32:45,190 I mean, where's Rachel eating tonight? 631 00:32:45,263 --> 00:32:46,423 Home. 632 00:32:46,831 --> 00:32:50,790 What if she's going out, too? 633 00:32:50,868 --> 00:32:52,665 She's allowed to, right? 634 00:32:52,737 --> 00:32:55,638 Of course, it's only fair. 635 00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:56,731 But I don't think she will. 636 00:32:57,408 --> 00:33:00,172 Your wife only eats dinner at home? 637 00:33:01,212 --> 00:33:05,512 If she did go out, that'd be tough. 638 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:07,952 But I think I can handle it. 639 00:33:08,019 --> 00:33:09,350 Don't do it unless you're sure. 640 00:33:09,420 --> 00:33:11,945 I know I'd rather be jealous than a liar. 641 00:33:12,557 --> 00:33:16,425 Got something here. Kelly clamp and scalpel. 642 00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:18,394 Biopsy showed non-specific inflammation, 643 00:33:18,463 --> 00:33:20,055 which suggests IBD. 644 00:33:20,131 --> 00:33:22,190 Only that doesn't explain the cardiac problems. 645 00:33:22,266 --> 00:33:24,257 Or her declining kidney function. 646 00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:26,667 We ran panels during surgery. 647 00:33:26,738 --> 00:33:30,299 Actually, IBD does make sense, 648 00:33:30,375 --> 00:33:33,037 'cause it can trigger ankylosing spondylitis, 649 00:33:33,111 --> 00:33:35,443 which would explain the heart and the kidneys. 650 00:33:35,513 --> 00:33:38,812 Start her on sulfasalazine and TNF-inhibitors. 651 00:33:38,883 --> 00:33:41,215 And Taub, I'm not gonna see you 652 00:33:41,285 --> 00:33:42,411 before you head off for Gomorrah. 653 00:33:43,621 --> 00:33:44,986 Just remember, if you get disoriented, 654 00:33:46,257 --> 00:33:48,953 Breathe through your nose and look for the horizon. 655 00:34:04,742 --> 00:34:06,607 I can't. 656 00:34:07,245 --> 00:34:09,770 I really thought I could do this. 657 00:34:11,949 --> 00:34:15,180 Logically, it makes perfect sense. 658 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:19,879 But all afternoon, 659 00:34:21,292 --> 00:34:26,457 all I kept thinking about was the two of you together, 660 00:34:27,665 --> 00:34:29,997 and you touching her... 661 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:33,834 Nothing's happened. It's okay. 662 00:34:34,472 --> 00:34:35,803 I'm sorry. 663 00:34:36,808 --> 00:34:37,968 'Cause I really wanted... 664 00:34:38,042 --> 00:34:39,634 No. 665 00:34:41,012 --> 00:34:45,881 I've been an idiot. I don't need anything else. I just need you. 666 00:34:45,950 --> 00:34:47,542 You mean that? 667 00:34:48,786 --> 00:34:50,014 I do. 668 00:34:54,826 --> 00:34:56,191 I love you, Rachel. 669 00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:57,557 I love you, too. 670 00:34:58,262 --> 00:34:59,559 Let's go home. 671 00:34:59,630 --> 00:35:00,892 Is that okay? 672 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,134 There are other doctors. 673 00:35:14,011 --> 00:35:15,376 The treatment's not working. 674 00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:16,811 Her left kidney failed last night. 675 00:35:16,881 --> 00:35:18,041 The other one's right behind it. 676 00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:20,346 It's not ankylosing spondylitis. 677 00:35:20,418 --> 00:35:23,080 Kidney biopsy showed she had IgA nephropathy, 678 00:35:23,154 --> 00:35:26,988 which could be caused by or associated with any of these conditions. 679 00:35:27,058 --> 00:35:29,322 We've gone from too few ideas to too many, 680 00:35:29,393 --> 00:35:31,588 and our patient is running out of time. 681 00:35:32,363 --> 00:35:34,695 Why the lack of afterglow? 682 00:35:34,765 --> 00:35:36,858 Physio girl not as freaky as you'd hoped? 683 00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:39,161 I went home with my wife. 684 00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:42,932 After all that? You chickened out. 685 00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:46,671 I can't hurt Rachel like that. 686 00:35:46,744 --> 00:35:49,372 Sickle cell anemia would've shown on blood tests. 687 00:35:49,447 --> 00:35:52,814 No flattened intestinal villi rules out celiac... 688 00:35:54,385 --> 00:35:56,410 Seriously? 689 00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:59,820 Our patient is dying, and we can't move past my sex life? 690 00:35:59,891 --> 00:36:01,688 Seriously? You think it'd kill her 691 00:36:01,759 --> 00:36:03,750 if we spent 15 seconds mocking you? 692 00:36:04,428 --> 00:36:05,861 Time's up. 693 00:36:05,930 --> 00:36:09,832 Normal liver enzymes rules out Hep B and cirrhosis. 694 00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:13,029 Alport and Anti-GBM antibody are both untreatable, 695 00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:15,231 so if she has them, we can't help her. 696 00:36:15,306 --> 00:36:17,399 And it can't be Henoch-Schonlein purpura. 697 00:36:17,475 --> 00:36:20,569 No inciting respiratory infection and no rash. 698 00:36:20,645 --> 00:36:21,839 I don't care what it's not. 699 00:36:21,913 --> 00:36:23,039 I wanna know what it could be. 700 00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:26,208 Well, everything left on the list. 701 00:36:26,284 --> 00:36:28,445 The list was not created equal. 702 00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:29,850 Neither was man, by the way. 703 00:36:29,921 --> 00:36:33,186 Hemochromatosis is a possibility. Excess iron builds up, 704 00:36:33,257 --> 00:36:34,417 causes problems throughout the body. 705 00:36:34,492 --> 00:36:37,586 Weil's Syndrome also affects multiple organ systems. 706 00:36:37,662 --> 00:36:39,186 And it wouldn't have been treated 707 00:36:39,263 --> 00:36:41,163 by the antibiotic the ER gave her. 708 00:36:41,232 --> 00:36:43,700 Sarcoidosis makes sense, too. 709 00:36:43,768 --> 00:36:46,794 Good. Treat for those three. 710 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,542 I think you should call Tom. 711 00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:57,613 Am I going to die? 712 00:36:58,616 --> 00:37:00,311 I don't know. 713 00:37:01,586 --> 00:37:02,883 If he walked in here right now, 714 00:37:02,954 --> 00:37:05,855 I'd look at his face, and all I would think is "liar." 715 00:37:05,923 --> 00:37:08,187 Don't you think that's kind of unfair? 716 00:37:08,259 --> 00:37:09,749 You say honesty is all-important, 717 00:37:09,827 --> 00:37:11,192 but you conveniently ignore the truth 718 00:37:11,262 --> 00:37:13,730 that some truths hurt people. 719 00:37:13,798 --> 00:37:16,392 Tom lied to protect you. 720 00:37:16,467 --> 00:37:18,230 He was covering his ass. 721 00:37:18,302 --> 00:37:20,668 I'm not talking about the money. 722 00:37:23,774 --> 00:37:26,868 Tom hasn't slept with anyone else in over a year. 723 00:37:28,679 --> 00:37:30,874 He told you that? 724 00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:35,712 So my entire marriage is a sham. 725 00:37:35,786 --> 00:37:37,253 No. 726 00:37:37,321 --> 00:37:40,688 Your husband, who only wants you, 727 00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:42,521 lied so that you could be happy. 728 00:37:44,061 --> 00:37:46,029 That seems pretty real to me. 729 00:37:50,835 --> 00:37:51,824 Yeah? 730 00:37:55,673 --> 00:37:57,470 Hey. Hey. 731 00:38:06,384 --> 00:38:08,909 Listen, I'm sorry. 732 00:38:08,986 --> 00:38:11,181 Me, too. I shouldn't have said... 733 00:38:11,255 --> 00:38:14,224 No. You were right. I was selfish back then. 734 00:38:16,227 --> 00:38:19,060 I'm trying to change. 735 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:21,997 And I don't know if it's House or what, 736 00:38:23,401 --> 00:38:24,766 but you're different, too. 737 00:38:26,003 --> 00:38:27,561 I'm trying. 738 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:35,135 I always thought that I was keeping the peace. 739 00:38:35,212 --> 00:38:37,203 But I was just resenting you 740 00:38:37,281 --> 00:38:39,545 and giving you a reason to leave. 741 00:38:45,356 --> 00:38:49,190 I wish we had this fight 10 years ago. 742 00:38:54,098 --> 00:38:57,431 Is it okay if we don't give House the credit? 743 00:38:59,103 --> 00:39:00,092 I recommend it. 744 00:39:08,279 --> 00:39:11,009 0-for-3, her kidney function is still declining. 745 00:39:11,082 --> 00:39:13,277 We're going to need to start dialysis. 746 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,182 Glad the husband's back. 747 00:39:15,252 --> 00:39:17,186 After missing so many little deaths, 748 00:39:17,254 --> 00:39:19,119 he should be here for the big one. 749 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,521 Top six, anyone? 750 00:39:20,591 --> 00:39:22,354 Polyarteritis Nodosa? 751 00:39:22,426 --> 00:39:25,725 We would've seen some improvement on prednisone. 752 00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:30,591 Guy's wife is dying. He stops to buy flowers. 753 00:39:30,668 --> 00:39:33,466 They're from his garden. Mercury poisoning fits. 754 00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:35,368 Those are lilacs. 755 00:39:38,709 --> 00:39:41,678 My mom used to grow lilacs. 756 00:39:41,746 --> 00:39:43,577 My dad made her get rid of them 757 00:39:43,647 --> 00:39:45,979 'cause there were too many bees. 758 00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:50,043 We ruled out HSP because there was no inciting respiratory infection. 759 00:39:50,121 --> 00:39:53,318 But in rare cases, it can also be triggered by a bee sting. 760 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:56,292 We also ruled it out because there's no rash. 761 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,260 Maybe we just didn't see it. 762 00:40:04,635 --> 00:40:07,433 Have you been stung by a bee recently? 763 00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:09,530 About a month ago. 764 00:40:11,509 --> 00:40:12,942 What's going on? 765 00:40:13,644 --> 00:40:17,512 I think your wife has Henoch-Schonlein purpura, 766 00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:20,675 systemic vasculitis that can cause lesions 767 00:40:20,751 --> 00:40:22,412 and inflammation throughout the body. 768 00:40:22,486 --> 00:40:24,113 It's pretty awful, 769 00:40:24,188 --> 00:40:28,625 which explains why it was named after a German. Actually, two Germans. 770 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,991 Lesions can pop up in the heart, 771 00:40:31,061 --> 00:40:32,790 sometimes in the kidneys. 772 00:40:32,863 --> 00:40:37,391 But always on the skin. Means you'd have a rash somewhere. 773 00:40:37,468 --> 00:40:38,662 I don't. 774 00:40:38,736 --> 00:40:39,896 Not that you know of. 775 00:40:41,772 --> 00:40:45,469 Okay, I'm going to have to check your holes. I'll start with the mouth. 776 00:40:45,543 --> 00:40:48,512 If there's nothing there, then things might have to get kinky. 777 00:40:48,579 --> 00:40:49,978 Say "ah." 778 00:40:50,047 --> 00:40:51,105 Ah. 779 00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:55,176 I was kind of hoping for kinky. 780 00:40:55,252 --> 00:40:56,810 Is that good or bad? 781 00:40:56,887 --> 00:41:00,323 We'll treat her with high-dose IVIg and cyclophosphamide. 782 00:41:00,391 --> 00:41:01,858 You should be fine. 783 00:41:03,561 --> 00:41:05,085 I'm going to be okay. 784 00:41:08,365 --> 00:41:10,265 I love you. 785 00:41:10,334 --> 00:41:12,598 That is adorable. 786 00:41:12,670 --> 00:41:16,071 Other than you still wanting to have sex with other dudes 787 00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:17,437 and him bankrupting your family, 788 00:41:17,508 --> 00:41:20,773 I think you kids are pretty much home free. 789 00:41:28,185 --> 00:41:29,482 And... 790 00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:32,280 You two made up? 791 00:41:32,356 --> 00:41:34,187 No. 792 00:41:34,258 --> 00:41:36,453 You can thank me later. 793 00:41:36,527 --> 00:41:38,017 I'm all in. 794 00:41:39,230 --> 00:41:41,130 All right. 795 00:41:42,933 --> 00:41:44,525 Fold. Jesus. 796 00:41:51,575 --> 00:41:52,974 Nervous? 797 00:41:53,043 --> 00:41:56,501 I'm getting there. I'm getting some nervousness. 798 00:42:27,311 --> 00:42:28,437 You need a hand? 799 00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:33,547 Thanks. 800 00:42:38,055 --> 00:42:40,922 Sorry about canceling the other night. 801 00:42:42,159 --> 00:42:43,592 Me, too. 802 00:43:04,114 --> 00:43:05,445 You wanna go somewhere?