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7x01- The Bots and the Bees
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But what I'm about
to lay down is by far the greatest
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announcement in
the history of Planet Express!
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What is it?!
I'm on the edge of my butt!
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Ladies and gentlemen, feast
your eyes on our amazing new...
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soda machine!
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You undersold it, Professor!
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Look, it has Slurm Loco!
It's the extremiest!
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Hey, what can I get y'all?
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Wow, you can talk?
Shut up and give me a Slurm Loco.
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Ooh! Ooh!
Hey, drink machine,
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what kind of alcoholic
sodas you got?
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Y'all can't drink at work!
This ain't a sawmill!
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No alcohol?!
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And you got the nerve to call
yourself a beverage machine?!
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I call myself "Bev. "
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And if you're looking
for a smelly old can of booze,
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go look in the mirror.
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- Oh, snap!
- Oh...!
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Now, now,
everybody calm down.
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Yeah, I need one more Slurm.
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And one more to wash that
Slurm taste out of my mouth.
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So I went to the bathroom
and my pee was green.
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Pretty neat, huh?
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I was wondering who
Shrekked in the toilet.
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I hope you're proud
of yourself, Bev.
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You've turned this perfectly
worthless loser into an addict.
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Cut me some slack, preacher.
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I'm just a coal grinder's daughter
trying to stay off the pole.
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With that big ol' caboose,
it'd have to be a telephone pole!
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Hey-oh!
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Well, I guess a fella's
gotta talk big
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when he's sportin' a little
shriveled-up antenna like that.
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What?!
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For your information, "madam,"
it's a grower, not a show-er!
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My antenna's fine.
It's just fine.
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Ladies can't get enough Bender.
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I need to loosen up.
Give me a screwdriver.
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Hello.
Who's your hot, dumb friend?
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- Me?
- Me?
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Sure, why not.
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Hang on.
It's too bright in here.
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Call me old-fashioned,
but I like a little romance in an orgy.
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Let me switch off this weird light.
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Yow!
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Fry, it's 2:00 a. m.
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What are you doing here
glowing on my skanks?
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Just sitting here turning
quarters into urine.
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We don't gotta put up with this.
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We got Poli Sci degrees.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hang on.
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I'll just politely escort him
to the gutter.
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Scram, shiny!
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All right, how we feelin'?
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Hot. I could bake
a potato in my cleavage.
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Yeah, I need a seltzer.
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I'd be honored to
purchase you some refreshment.
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Uh, hey, drink machine,
you got anything classy
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for these delicate flowers?
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I ain't makin' drinks
for no trashy robo-sluts.
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Trashy? At least
I don't put out for quarters.
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Hey!
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Hey.
Stop that, drink machine.
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Stop it, I say.
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That's it, we're out of here.
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Come on.
We'll split a blintz.
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Wait, give me a chance
to defend your honor.
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And then sully it on the couch.
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All right, I've been waiting all
day for an excuse to hit a lady.
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You try it,
and I'll bash your face in.
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Ooh, I'm so scared, No-Arms.
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You want some of this?
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- Oh! Interesting.
- Mmm!
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Uh, Fry? You're glowing like
the Human Torch on prom night.
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Shouldn't you be standing
on a rocky coast somewhere
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preventing shipwrecks?
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Nice, hate me because
of the brightness of my skin.
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You okay, ma'am?
I think your soda water broke.
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My God!
Bev just had a baby in my cup!
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- I know, right?
- I better take that.
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Aw, he's so cute.
Wait. No, he isn't.
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He looks like Bender!
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Oh, no, no, no.
No way am I that kid's Dad!
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Wipe my tiny metal ass!
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Aw, crap.
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Mama, thirsty!
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Hang on, dumpling.
My milk's coming in.
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Ugh! In public?
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Aw, biscuits!
I'm a father?!
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- How did this happen?
- Does this ring a bell?
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Are you telling me
the stuff we did in private,
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and also twice on the sidewalk,
made a baby robot? How?!
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Aw, Bender,
didn't your mom ever tell you
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where robot babies come from?
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No. She was a religious
fundamentalist.
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Plus she didn't have a mouth.
It's an unusual combination.
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Come on, everyone, let's
take Bender to the teen center
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to learn about the
bots and the bees!
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It's okay, Bender.
No one here will laugh at you
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for not knowing where
robot babies come from.
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We don't know either.
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Then prepare to be embarrassed.
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Narrator:
Sex Ed, Volume One, or...
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Pants Full of Shame!
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Meet Gerald,
a maturing young robot.
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Hey, he looks like me!
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His hideous appearance
is a by-product
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of his hardware gearing up
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for an important mission:
reproduction.
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Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
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Since factories can't
manufacture enough robots
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to meet demand, robots
can also reproduce by mating.
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Oh, now you tell me!
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First, Gerald must find
a female robot.
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The best he can do is Francine.
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After beer and hot wings
at a local gas station,
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the two enjoy intimate
time behind a Dumpster.
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It's all perfectly natural.
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Let's watch, aroused,
as Gerald's antenna uploads
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a binary file to
Francine's internal drive.
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Manufacturing specs from each
parent are then merged
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by a randomized algorithm,
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and the resulting code
guides assembly of a new robot.
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Yes, everything your body
does is perfectly natural.
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Except masturbation.
That's just wrong.
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Oh! I can't believe
I made a kid!
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I'm not ready!
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There's so much of the world
I haven't stolen yet!
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Relax, Bender. No one
would let you near a child.
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Bev will get custody, and
you'll be a deadbeat Dad
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who never even bothers
to know his own son.
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You really think so?
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I know so. You're absolutely
horrible in every way.
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You're sweet, Leela.
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Sorry, Bev, but I ain't
cut out for fatherhood.
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So here's my certificate of
abandonment drawn up by our notary!
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That'll be ten bucks.
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Now take your kid
and hit the soup line!
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Oh, no, you don't, mister!
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Damn baby's drivin' me crazy!
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He won't stop giggling no
matter how much I scream at him!
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There, there.
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I still got womanly needs!
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Who's gonna look twice at me
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with this dirty leech
hangin' off my dairy nozzle?
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Not me, that's for sure.
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Then it's settled!
He's all yours, Pappy!
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Hey, wait! You can't...!
What?!
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What the...?!
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Aw, can't I have
one moment to myself?!
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Why can't you sleep?
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I left my window open,
and moths got in.
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I swear, if I wasn't
such a great Dad,
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I'd grab his ugly
little neck and...
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Hey, he stopped screaming
for a second!
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Bend some other stuff!
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Ben'! Ben'!
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He loves bending,
just like me.
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Aw, I'm gonna call him Ben...
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after the first half
of me... Bender.
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That's my bastard!
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Bend it, Daddy!
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Bend it like it called you
poo-poo-face!
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It called me what?!
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Yay! You bended it
like a "petzel. "
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Okay, now you.
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I can't do it!
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Hey, buddy, you're learning.
You'll get there.
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Bender, I was wrong.
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You're a fine parent,
and I want to apolo...
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- Leela was wrong!
- Leela was wrong!
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Daddy, how'd you get
so good at bending?
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I inherited my arm control
software from my mom.
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That's how it's passed down,
mother to son.
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But my mommy had no arms!
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Does that mean
I can never be a bender?
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Well, sure you can! You just need
to get a bending card installed.
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I hate to crush a boy's
dreams, but what the heck.
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He has only one expansion slot,
and it holds his memory card.
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This robot will never bend.
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Don't tell my son
what he can and can't do!
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You may know
what's in his head,
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but you don't know
what's in his heart!
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- There's no slot in there either.
- I said shut up!
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Today marks young Ben's
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13th day of being
left on continuously.
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And so, before the Lord
and this congregation,
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we upgrade him to man-bot.
Can I get a mazel tov?
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Mazel tov!
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Mazel tov!
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I'd like to thank the
Preacherbot for the introduction
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and also for not circumcising
me again, am I right?
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Twice was enough.
But seriously...
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today, I'm not just a manbot,
I'm the luckiest manbot alive.
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My mom may have abandoned me,
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but I have the greatest Dad
in the whole universe.
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He's patient, he's not afraid
to show his emotions...
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Don't look at me!
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...and someday,
if my dreams come true,
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I'll be a bender, just like him.
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You must be so proud of your boy.
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I could take him or leave him.
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I'm back for my son!
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I've come to take him
and leave with him!
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She beat you to both things.
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It's okay, son,
mama's here now.
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Daddy!
Don't let her take me!
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Get your lack of hands
off my boy!
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You're an unfit parent
who abandoned her child!
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Oh, yeah? Well, I'm still
less unfitter than you.
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- Says who?!
- Says this document you gave me
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when you tried
to abandon Ben first!
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It's genuine.
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That doesn't prove
I'm an unfit parent!
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I was drunk and violent
when I signed that!
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Well, I'm drunk and violent now.
He's comin' with me!
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Daddy...!
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Son...!
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My boy's gone.
All I have left to remember him
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are these innocent play
things we stole together.
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Fry, put these someplace safe.
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That's it, Fry!
For a guy who's not too bright,
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you're too damn bright!
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Now, get out!
And don't come back
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until someone finds
a use for a million-watt idiot!
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Mom, will I ever get
to see Dad again?
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No, he died yesterday.
Rust monsters ate his face.
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Sweet dreams!
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Psst! Quit whimpering or
you don't get kidnapped!
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Dad!
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Ah... Come on.
Let's run for it.
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What's going to happen
to us now, Dad?
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Well, I reckon we'll just sit
around this campfire awhile.
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- But then what?
- Only a fool plans
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more than a few
centuries ahead, son.
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Freeze, tin woodsmen!
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You're under arrest for kidnapping
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and burning raccoons
without a permit!
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It's over, Dad.
It ain't over!
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I can't outrun a hovercopter,
but I can out-bend it!
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I know!
Let's outrun it!
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There's a dam!
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- Damn!
- There's a grate!
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- Great!
- But I can't bend anything
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with my arms agonizingly
maimed like this.
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Well, maybe I can!
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You can do it, son.
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Yeah, this ain't gonna happen.
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Is that even necessary?
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I'm sorry, Daddy.
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You got nothing to be sorry about.
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He's really a very good father.
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All right, I got her statement.
And a straight up grape soda.
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Aw, yeah.
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I promise things will
be different, son.
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From now on, I'm chaining
you to a radiator.
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I'm amazed someone who
dispenses such warm soda,
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could be so coldhearted!
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I'm gonna buy a drink just so
I can throw it in your face!
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It's another soda baby!
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Damn.
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You got knocked up
by a police officer
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while he was looking for
your kidnapped child?
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Sure did!
I still got it.
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So, now what happens?
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Tell you what,
you keep the big one.
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Long as I got a baby
to neglect, I'm happy.
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Should we call child services?
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Nah, let's just get outta here.
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- Whoo?
- Sorry, Dad.
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I'm glad to be back.
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I'm just kind of bummed
I can't bend stuff.
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All I ever wanted was to go
to Bending State-Santa Cruz.
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But that's never gonna happen.
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Listen, you need something bent,
you come to me, huh, champ?
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Damn it, I love that
little guy so much!
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I'd sacrifice any four of you if it
would help him bend even a little!
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There is one way...
but no, it's too horrible.
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Nothing's too horrible
for my boy!
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Well... I could install
a bending card.
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But you said he only has one slot!
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Correct. I'd have to
remove his memory card.
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He'd be able to bend,
but he'd lose all his memories.
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He wouldn't even
remember who you are.
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You sure you want
to be a bender, son?
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More than anything.
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Just remember,
your Daddy loves you.
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Remember that, will you, son?
Remember that.
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Dad, are you crying?
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No! I said with the
mouth you're looking at.
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You sure take after your old man!
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I never knew my father.
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It's not important.
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What is important
is that we get you
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to Bending State-Santa Cruz
in time for registration.
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Then we'd better hurry!
Registration ends in one hour.
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To the ship!
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It's too foggy.
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We can't navigate through this storm.
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Our lights aren't bright enough.
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- I'm sorry I let you down, son.
- Who are you again?
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It's just not possible to get
you to bending school this year.
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Or is there?
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- All right, Fry!
- All right, Fry!
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Merry college
registration day, everyone!
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