1 00:00:02,335 --> 00:00:05,600 [J.D.] Today started off on a high note. Ernie, the homeless guy, 2 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:09,301 shattered the record for the most blood donations in a month. 3 00:00:09,376 --> 00:00:10,866 Whoo! 4 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:13,071 Congratulations, Ernie. 5 00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:15,444 Nineteen pints! 6 00:00:18,284 --> 00:00:20,616 - He probably needs a little more juice. - Yes. 7 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:23,712 [J.D.] Even though we were sending Ernie upstairs 8 00:00:23,790 --> 00:00:26,122 to most likely get some of his own blood back, 9 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:27,887 I couldn't help but smile. 10 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:30,589 Today, Dr. Cox was returning back to work 11 00:00:30,663 --> 00:00:33,393 after the accidental death of three of his patients. 12 00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:35,627 OK, there he is. Just play it cool. 13 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:38,398 What is the latest on Mrs. Riley up in 403? 14 00:00:38,471 --> 00:00:41,770 Mrs. Riley was admitted with shortness of breath 15 00:00:41,841 --> 00:00:43,741 and then she developed a... 16 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:46,904 [J.D.] Stay cool. Stay cool. 17 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:48,140 Aw, screw it! 18 00:00:48,214 --> 00:00:52,583 You sent those demons right back to hell, didn't you? Straight to hell! 19 00:00:52,685 --> 00:00:56,382 OK, here's a bud clearly in need of nipping. 20 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:59,084 Newbie, there are some things that, if they happen, 21 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:01,184 we do want to make a big deal out of them, 22 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:03,559 a cure for cancer, teaching dogs to talk, 23 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:05,860 and you walking past the food cart 24 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:08,492 without referring to cream cheese as "cow fudge." 25 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:09,865 I like to play with words. 26 00:01:09,936 --> 00:01:14,305 However, of all the things there are to make a big deal out of, 27 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:16,672 can my return to this hellhole please, 28 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:19,371 please, please not be one of them? 29 00:01:19,446 --> 00:01:21,311 Well, sure thing, Perry. 30 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:23,110 But, uh, there is one problem. 31 00:01:26,719 --> 00:01:28,880 [All] # Welcome back 32 00:01:28,955 --> 00:01:32,823 # Your dreams were your ticket out 33 00:01:32,892 --> 00:01:34,826 # Welcome back 34 00:01:34,894 --> 00:01:38,591 # To that same old place that you laughed about 35 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:43,168 # Well, the names have all changed since you hung around 36 00:01:43,236 --> 00:01:47,070 # And them dreams have remained since you turned around 37 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:48,698 J.D.! 38 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,675 That's when the background comes in. 39 00:01:50,743 --> 00:01:54,702 # Who'd have thought they'd lead you? Who'd have thought they'd lead you? # 40 00:01:54,814 --> 00:01:57,305 That's a run I was gonna do, but now is awkward. 41 00:01:57,383 --> 00:01:59,078 It's unbelievable. 42 00:02:00,086 --> 00:02:04,853 [J.D.] Since Dr. Cox was back, I decided to knock out all my errands extra quick. 43 00:02:04,924 --> 00:02:09,293 And what better way to get started than with my new 18-wheeler scooter horn? 44 00:02:09,395 --> 00:02:11,659 - [Horn honking] - [People screaming] 45 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:18,403 First, I grabbed a quick lunch. 46 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,340 Then I returned some e-mails. 47 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:26,040 - [Brakes squealing] - [Truck horn honking] 48 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:30,244 Finally, a shortcut through the mall parking lot, 49 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:33,979 which meant dealing with the skate rats and their famous ring o' fire. 50 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,354 [J.D.] Ring of fire! 51 00:02:38,858 --> 00:02:40,086 Whoo-hoo! 52 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,718 Top that, dude! 53 00:02:43,429 --> 00:02:45,192 Sasha! 54 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:55,207 # I can't do this all on my own 55 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:58,403 # No, I know I'm no Superman 56 00:03:02,081 --> 00:03:03,742 # I'm no Superman # 57 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,450 [J.D.] With Sasha back in the scooter shop, 58 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:13,651 I decided to buy a bike and get some exercise. 59 00:03:13,726 --> 00:03:16,422 I can't remember what happened to my old bike. 60 00:03:16,496 --> 00:03:18,225 Ow. 61 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:20,858 - Nice helmet. - Actually, it's not a helmet, 62 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:22,196 it's a hair-met. 63 00:03:22,268 --> 00:03:25,635 See, it's got extra room built in so you don't mess up your hairdo. 64 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:31,301 I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles. 65 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:33,208 You get it filled whenever. 66 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:37,007 [J.D.] That's weird. It felt like that had happened before. 67 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:39,142 When you work at a hospital five years, 68 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,744 situations are bound to repeat themselves. 69 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:45,346 You know, doctor, I'm getting tired of your sexual innuendo. 70 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:47,188 In your end-o. 71 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:52,160 Dr. Kelso, it's so cold in Pediatrics, the kids are wearing mittens. 72 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:55,234 Hey, champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? 73 00:03:55,301 --> 00:03:57,769 Bob Kelso. How you doing? 74 00:03:58,004 --> 00:03:59,835 That's what déjà vu is, 75 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:03,342 feeling like you've lived the same moments a thousand times. 76 00:04:03,676 --> 00:04:07,635 Whether it's Turk's tepid response to the baby stuff Carla makes him do... 77 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:10,342 Friday, we meet the baby-proofer at the apartment. 78 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:12,111 Oh, I can't wait! 79 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:14,847 ... or Dr. Cox giving Elliot a hard time... 80 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,981 Barbie, why did you order this test? For the love of God, 81 00:04:18,057 --> 00:04:22,323 are you a real doctor or a doctor like Dr Pepper's a doctor? 82 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:26,224 Or the Janitor having menace in his eyes. 83 00:04:26,899 --> 00:04:28,560 That looks like trouble. 84 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:31,399 Hey, come here a sec. We want to do stuff to you. 85 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:34,962 OK, just distract them before they do what they've got planned. 86 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:37,639 - We were thinking... - I got a riddle for you. 87 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:41,680 - This isn't how you said it would go. - Troy. We're listening. 88 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:45,582 Two coins add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. 89 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:48,212 I think I've heard this before. What are they? 90 00:04:48,321 --> 00:04:50,949 It's a riddle. You figure it out. 91 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:55,888 Troy, get your hat. 92 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,725 We're going to the bank. 93 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:04,260 Look who's back, Mrs. Goldstein. It's Dr. Cox. 94 00:05:04,337 --> 00:05:06,430 How was Acapulco? 95 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:08,667 We told everyone you were in Acapulco. 96 00:05:08,741 --> 00:05:10,971 I never went to Acapulco, Mrs. Goldstein. 97 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:14,138 I lost three patients and spent the last two weeks on my couch 98 00:05:14,213 --> 00:05:17,876 trying to drink myself to death so that my victims and I could be reunited 99 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:21,113 in the afterlife and they could rightly have their vengeance. 100 00:05:21,220 --> 00:05:23,711 I realized that that tactic would never work, 101 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:27,749 as I'd be sent straight to hell, which, I imagine is a lot like Acapulco, 102 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:31,456 only there'd be fewer Latin men trying to sell me Chiclets on the beach. 103 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:33,294 All the best. 104 00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:37,028 Is there a reason you're still near me? 105 00:05:37,136 --> 00:05:40,765 We covered Mrs. Goldstein while you were gone, but she's your patient. 106 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:43,809 Her BP's dropping. It might be time to push thrombolytics. 107 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:45,844 Yeah, but she could bleed out. 108 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:48,346 I suppose you could wait and see how she does. 109 00:05:48,414 --> 00:05:49,938 Then she could decompensate. 110 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,985 Well, those are the two options, so what are you gonna do? 111 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,181 I'll be right back. 112 00:05:56,889 --> 00:05:58,652 Did you guys just see that? 113 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:01,522 Dr. Cox had to make a decision, he completely froze. 114 00:06:01,594 --> 00:06:04,154 He's probably just thinking it over, Elliot. 115 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:07,495 He never used to think things over. He made gut calls right away. 116 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:08,864 Listen, Reid, 117 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:12,029 normally any damage to Dr. Cox's oversized ego 118 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:14,869 would be cause for celebration. Yet, for some reason, 119 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:18,900 I'm not wearing a party hat, sitting bare-ass on the hospital copier machine. 120 00:06:19,011 --> 00:06:22,742 You know why? It's not because I have "Johnny" tattooed on my butt. 121 00:06:22,815 --> 00:06:26,376 He was a Navy buddy. If you went through what we did, you'd understand. 122 00:06:26,452 --> 00:06:28,750 [J.D.] Again with the déjà vu. 123 00:06:28,821 --> 00:06:31,551 It's because your little theory is way off. 124 00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:34,525 If you don't want to be there for him, it's your decision. 125 00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:36,221 But I'm going to be. 126 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:41,291 J.D. Robs the ball! Black guy open! 127 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:42,834 [Hissing] 128 00:06:45,037 --> 00:06:46,504 No ball in the hall. 129 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:49,069 [Both] Sorry, Leonard. 130 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,303 I wouldn't be mad if that was the first time. 131 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:54,107 They come three to a can. Why you playing basketball? 132 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:56,341 I thought you had to have lunch with Carla. 133 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,385 She's taking a pregnancy nap so I get to do whatever I want. 134 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:03,013 I'm telling you, J.D., Carla being pregnant is awesome for me. 135 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:07,825 [Turk] I get to watch whatever I want while she reads her pregnancy book. 136 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:13,861 - I get to eat all the good food. - Echhh. 137 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:23,139 And, of course, ring of fire. 138 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:25,177 Ring of fire! 139 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,939 [Cheering] 140 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:29,174 [Turk] Bottom line, pregnancy's awesome! 141 00:07:31,684 --> 00:07:35,450 OK, two coins, equals 30 cents, no nickels. 142 00:07:35,555 --> 00:07:37,523 I could swear we've done this before. 143 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:39,558 You went to Yale for God's sake! 144 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:42,560 Relax. I figured it out. 145 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:44,186 A penny... 146 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,265 and... a button 147 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:48,265 that you wrote "29 cents" on. 148 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:51,359 You think I don't recognize your handwriting? 149 00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:53,562 Can't we just kill him? 150 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,835 How's therapy going? 151 00:07:59,345 --> 00:08:02,712 - Dr. Cox, do you have a second? - Of course. 152 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:04,680 - I was wondering... - You're done. 153 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:07,048 - What? - You asked for a second. 154 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:10,885 I think you'll find I'm being quite literal here at work today. Ask anyone. 155 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:14,255 Lonnie, what happened earlier when you said, "Give me a break"? 156 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,852 You broke my sunglasses in half. 157 00:08:16,929 --> 00:08:20,695 Had to be done. The man looked preposterous in aviators. 158 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:25,260 You still haven't made a decision about how to treat Mrs. Goldstein. 159 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,636 Oh, thanks for the reminder, Barboo. 160 00:08:27,707 --> 00:08:29,572 What would I do without you? 161 00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:33,408 Look, joke if you want to, but you're gonna have to make a decision. 162 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,879 Mrs. Goldstein's life depends on it. 163 00:08:37,884 --> 00:08:39,647 But what if I'm wrong? 164 00:08:44,757 --> 00:08:46,918 All right. She'll have a ginger ale, 165 00:08:46,993 --> 00:08:49,427 he'll have a beer, and I'll have an appletini. 166 00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:51,463 Hell, I'm gonna have a real drink. 167 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,193 - Make it a nectarini. - I don't know what that is. 168 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:57,361 Oh, come on, Kevin. You know. Make it. 169 00:08:58,404 --> 00:09:02,465 Make sure I don't have too many nectarinis. I gotta drive my bike home. 170 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,841 Don't worry about it. Carla can't drink. She'll drive you home. 171 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:07,880 - Right, baby? - Sure. 172 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:09,709 - Sweet. - Better idea, 173 00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:12,410 come over to our place, she's going straight to bed. 174 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:16,251 - We'll stay up late, watch Judge Dredd. - Ninety-ninth viewing! 175 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:20,351 OK, ice cold beer, nectarini 176 00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:22,121 and ginger ale. 177 00:09:22,995 --> 00:09:24,895 There's nothing better in this world 178 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:27,728 than the first sip of an ice cold beer after a long day. 179 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:30,561 Ditto for a 'tini. 180 00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:33,469 - It really takes the edge off. - That's it. 181 00:09:33,539 --> 00:09:35,063 No beer for you. It's not fair. 182 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:38,201 I'm here pregnant, you two are having the time of your lives. 183 00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:40,438 From now on, if I can't do it you can't do it. 184 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,481 - Carla, that's ridiculous! - Not you! 185 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,311 Fair is fair, Turk. 186 00:09:44,383 --> 00:09:46,613 Incidentally, dynamite nectarini. 187 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:48,620 That man knows his way around nectar. 188 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:56,086 I used to just look into my gut and know what to do. 189 00:09:56,195 --> 00:09:58,322 Now I got all this self-doubt. 190 00:09:58,397 --> 00:10:00,558 Barbie, you got massive amounts of doubt, 191 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:04,194 romantically, professionally, personally. How do you deal with it? 192 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:08,434 Treadmill, crank the incline up to 15 and just run through the tears. 193 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,105 Look, Dr. Cox, I know that you're scared, 194 00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:16,671 but, believe me, your gut is still there. 195 00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:19,877 You just have to have the courage to listen to it again. 196 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:21,715 You really think so? 197 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,345 I know so. 198 00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:29,717 Push thrombolytics. 199 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,820 Thank you, Barbie. 200 00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:34,331 I'm just glad you let me help. 201 00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:38,061 [J.D.] There's no better feeling than helping someone out. 202 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,605 Laverne, Dr. Cox made a decision. 203 00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:42,368 He wants to push thrombolytics. 204 00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:45,467 Yeah, I know. He told me that three hours ago. 205 00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:47,171 What? 206 00:10:49,081 --> 00:10:53,211 Maybe that's why it hurts that much more when you end up looking like a fool. 207 00:10:58,024 --> 00:11:00,049 This is why the headache didn't go away. 208 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:04,085 It's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic, all right? 209 00:11:04,196 --> 00:11:05,857 The pills go in your mouth. 210 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,834 Elliot, do you ever get déjà vu around here? 211 00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:12,632 Barbie, there you are. Thank God. 212 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:14,468 Unfortunately, yes. 213 00:11:14,573 --> 00:11:19,067 As you know, I can't make a decision without your help, so here goes. 214 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:22,911 On Oprah, there's a story about Lindsay Lohan's eating disorder, 215 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:27,577 but on E! there's a story about Lindsay Lohan's fabulous new Tribeca loft. 216 00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:31,020 Don't get me wrong, I want to watch something about Lindsay Lohan. 217 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:33,115 I'm just a little lost here. 218 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:37,891 FYI, that loft is Lohan-tastic. It's vintage Lindsay. 219 00:11:37,963 --> 00:11:40,056 When you walked away from Mrs. Goldstein 220 00:11:40,132 --> 00:11:42,396 anyone could've thought you were in trouble. 221 00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:45,403 I had to go the bathroom, Barbie. 222 00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:46,768 [Whistles] 223 00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:51,799 People, from now on, if anyone needs to take a leak, please notify Dr. Reid. 224 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:54,038 It is a pet peeve of hers. 225 00:11:55,915 --> 00:11:58,611 [Mocking] "As it is a pet peeve." 226 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:01,949 - Oh, really? You think that's funny? - A little bit. 227 00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:05,115 - Carla, Turk's drinking coffee. - No! 228 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:08,649 If your pregnant wife can't have coffee, then you can't. 229 00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:11,329 Please have some sort of nut. 230 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,364 [Inhales] 231 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:13,727 Hazel. 232 00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:16,359 Careful, Turkelton. First, it's no coffee. 233 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,994 Next thing, she'll want you in the delivery room, 234 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:22,006 holding her hands while she pushes the little bugger out. 235 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:25,305 My man will be there when his baby is born. 236 00:12:25,377 --> 00:12:28,278 Of course he will. It's a different generation. 237 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:35,452 Know this, 90 percent of all childbirths are accompanied by an accidental dookie. 238 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:41,885 Dude, I'd be a mess if I had to give up my joe. I have a full-blown addiction. 239 00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:44,519 Hopefully, that won't come back to haunt me. 240 00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:54,597 Where did you get this? Who taught you how to use this thing? 241 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:58,074 You, all right? I learned from watching you! 242 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,513 Damn it, Billy! 243 00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:05,043 At least he's using good beans. 244 00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:09,915 Guess I'm gonna look like a porn star when I'm older. 245 00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:12,219 Hey, we solved your stupid game. 246 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,759 Yeah, we've been to the li-bary! 247 00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:18,319 "Brary," Troy. Library. 248 00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:21,230 Two coins that equal 30 cents, one of them not a nickel? 249 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:24,133 A penny and... 250 00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:28,299 ...a 1972 dime with a Roosevelt imperfection, today worth exactly... 251 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:30,137 ...twenty-nine cents. 252 00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:32,771 OK, no. 253 00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:35,712 The correct answer is a quarter and a nickel. 254 00:13:35,781 --> 00:13:38,545 No, 'cause you said one of them isn't a nickel. 255 00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:41,085 Right. The other one is. 256 00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:43,281 You lied to me. 257 00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:45,687 It's a riddle. 258 00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:49,327 Oh, your face is red like a straw-brary. 259 00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:52,590 Don't have kids. 260 00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:58,700 Excuse me, Dr. Reid. I just wanted to let you know I'm going to pee. 261 00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:08,146 What a jackass. 262 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,682 I hate it that you two aren't getting along. 263 00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:13,513 I'd get you together to talk, but you're stubborn. 264 00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:15,519 I'd never be able to do it on my own. 265 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,852 Well, there is one way. 266 00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:20,289 I don't want to hear Floating Head Doctor. 267 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,589 Elliot, save it. He's gone. 268 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:27,463 Fine, fine, fine. I will apologize to Elliot. 269 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,899 I don't know how you'll get her to talk to me. 270 00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:32,403 Oh, don't you worry about that. 271 00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:34,735 Body! Get her! 272 00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,709 Get a good night's sleep. Hey, put me down! 273 00:14:39,778 --> 00:14:42,042 I'm talking to a patient here! 274 00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:44,776 [EIliot] What are you doing? Oh! 275 00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:52,754 Well, she's dead. 276 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,822 Stupid, stupid body! 277 00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,431 Oh, you want some of this? 278 00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:00,965 Too slow! 279 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:02,000 A little late! 280 00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:03,932 Oh, nice try. 281 00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:11,699 J.D., don't worry about it. I'll handle it. 282 00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:13,677 [Sighing] 283 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,237 - Head fight body again? - They can't get along. 284 00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:17,873 I don't get it. 285 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,178 Turk, what are you doing? 286 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,018 - You can't ride the bike. - Why not? 287 00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:27,149 It puts too much pressure on my cervix. 288 00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:30,992 Baby, I don't have a damn cervix! And how else am I supposed to exercise? 289 00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:33,190 You can do everything that I do. 290 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:38,032 You can have yogurt, you can listen to classical music, gently rub my belly. 291 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,128 You know what? 292 00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:42,070 That's it. 293 00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,472 What's it? 294 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,271 What do you think you're doing? 295 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:48,936 You better not open that. 296 00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:50,879 You better not... OK, 297 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,417 but you better not drink it. 298 00:15:53,652 --> 00:15:56,485 Fine, but you better not enjoy it. 299 00:15:57,489 --> 00:16:00,014 Ahh! 300 00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:04,324 Did you just bitch-slap my beer? 301 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:06,261 Are you calling me a bitch? 302 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,698 Yes. 303 00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:12,498 Yes, I am. 304 00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:14,038 Baby, you OK? 305 00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:16,131 I feel funny. 306 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:23,640 You know, I've been thinking about it 307 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,685 and only you could go through all that stuff you did 308 00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:29,983 and come out the other side the same mean-spirited jerk. 309 00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:33,684 Barbie, please. They're about to show Lindsay's breakfast nook. 310 00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:36,250 In fact, in the five years that I've been here, 311 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:39,161 you're the only person who hasn't changed one bit. 312 00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:42,325 Well, that's not entirely true. Since the arrival of my son, 313 00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:44,130 I think I've become more patient. 314 00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:47,263 Plus, I can't believe these words are coming out of my mouth, 315 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:51,799 I've learned that not all of Newbie's ideas are completely ridiculous. 316 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,107 Do you love it as much as I do? 317 00:16:56,215 --> 00:17:00,174 Well, with me, you've never been anything but an unsupportive bastard, 318 00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:01,913 and you know it. 319 00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:10,761 You have it on the chart he called me a bitch because he wanted to drink, right? 320 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,490 I don't really have a section for that. 321 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:16,728 Well, put it under family history, it's part of ours now. 322 00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:19,998 All you had was a little round ligament pain. It's common. 323 00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:22,973 I'll meet you outside. 324 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,407 Babe, I'm sorry. 325 00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:30,173 You know what? This was actually kind of nice. 326 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,682 How was this nice? 327 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,776 You being here with me, all concerned. 328 00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:39,290 It feels like since I got pregnant, everything's changing for me, 329 00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:41,326 but nothing is changing for you. 330 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,953 So yes, you can drink. 331 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,793 Just maybe not do it in front of me? 332 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:52,064 And sometimes, when I'm reading my pregnancy book, 333 00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:55,004 maybe you can ask me about it? 334 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:59,704 And occasionally, on a Friday night, when I'm too tired to go out, 335 00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:03,475 maybe you can stay in and get fat with me. 336 00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:06,045 I can get fat? 337 00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:08,484 The bigger you get, the tinier I'll look. 338 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,351 - Oh. - Come on, come on, please. 339 00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:18,463 How's Mrs. Goldstein doing? 340 00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:19,963 Fine. 341 00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:22,257 OK, lookit. 342 00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:25,734 How's about we act like adults here and lay our cards on the table? 343 00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:28,932 You know you're not exactly my favorite person in this dump. 344 00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:32,943 And I say that knowing full well you feel the same way about me. 345 00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:37,573 I started an "I hate Cox" chat room. Hasn't worked out the way I planned. 346 00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:40,618 It's me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians. 347 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:43,849 How about we just agree that we're never gonna be that close? 348 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,720 We could, except for one thing. 349 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,556 I know we have our issues, but I always respected you. 350 00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:53,324 And you haven't given me more than an ounce of that since I started here. 351 00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:59,169 I didn't go in that bathroom to take a leak. 352 00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:03,402 I went in because I was petrified 353 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:07,206 that I was gonna make the wrong decision about Mrs. Goldstein. 354 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:09,770 I didn't want anybody to know, 355 00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:14,012 because it is so very important to me people see me the way they used to. 356 00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,582 Bulletproof. 357 00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:22,655 And hopefully, admitting this to you will make you feel... 358 00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:25,692 ...respected. 359 00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:29,127 It does. 360 00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:32,332 Thanks. 361 00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:35,163 You're welcome. 362 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,606 [# The Weepies: The World Spins Madly On] 363 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:45,238 [J.D.] It's understandable why I've been feeling so much déjà vu. 364 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:46,682 After five years, 365 00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:50,312 it's hard not to feel like you're repeating moments week after week. 366 00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:53,153 Gotta run. They're doing a breast reduction on three, 367 00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:56,854 and I want to get up there and stop it. You know what I'm talking about! 368 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,453 Son, do you not realize 369 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:01,988 that you're nothing but a large pair of scrubs to me? 370 00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:04,331 [J.D.] So I guess all you can do is try to notice 371 00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:06,928 the subtle differences within those moments. 372 00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:11,231 Whether it's Turk's response to the baby stuff Carla makes him do... 373 00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:14,279 Friday, we meet with the baby-proofer at the apartment. 374 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,040 I can't wait. 375 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:21,715 ... or it not bothering Elliot when Dr. Cox gives her a hard time. 376 00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:24,312 Barbie, why did you order this test? 377 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,550 For the love of God, are you a real doctor 378 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,753 or a doctor like Julius Erving is a doctor? 379 00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:31,056 [EIliot laughing] 380 00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:38,759 Of course, sometimes, things are gonna repeat themselves in the exact same way. 381 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,903 What the hell? 382 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:46,908 It's a riddle. Two guys destroyed your bike with a softball bat and a crowbar. 383 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,810 One of them wasn't me. 384 00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:52,283 Oh, that's what happened to my old bike. 385 00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:53,682 Ha! 386 00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:56,379 - Good day, fellas. - See you tomorrow. 387 00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:59,552 Troy! This one's over.