1 00:00:03,234 --> 00:00:04,767 HELLO, MY BEAUTIES! I'M HOME! 2 00:00:04,834 --> 00:00:06,868 HEY, HONEY. HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 3 00:00:06,934 --> 00:00:08,367 FINE. "FINE." 4 00:00:08,434 --> 00:00:10,067 ANYTHING NEW HAPPEN AT WORK? 5 00:00:10,133 --> 00:00:11,567 NOTHIN'. "NOTHIN'." 6 00:00:11,634 --> 00:00:13,934 THANK YOU. WHERE ARE THE GIRLS? 7 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,601 OUTSIDE. OH! HEY, RUBY GOT AN "A" ON HER MATH TEST. 8 00:00:16,667 --> 00:00:18,234 WELL, SHE GOT A SMILEY FACE, 9 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:20,634 WHICH ISN'T QUITE AS GOOD AS A STAR, BUT IT'S CLOSE. 10 00:00:20,701 --> 00:00:22,534 AND GRACIE WAS EATING AN ORANGE 11 00:00:22,601 --> 00:00:23,968 AND SHE CHOKED, YOU KNOW, ON THE MIDDLE PART 12 00:00:24,033 --> 00:00:25,200 WHERE IT'S LIKE A ROPE. 13 00:00:25,267 --> 00:00:27,767 ANYWAY, SHE THREW UP, BUT AT LEAST SHE'S EATING FRUIT. 14 00:00:27,834 --> 00:00:29,968 SINCE WHEN IS A SMILEY FACE NOT AS GOOD AS A STAR? 15 00:00:30,033 --> 00:00:31,934 WHAT KIND OF SCHOOL ARE WE SENDING THIS GIRL TO? 16 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,567 DADDY! DADDY! 17 00:00:34,634 --> 00:00:37,334 HEY, THERE YOU ARE. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU GIRLS. 18 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,868 HOW ARE YA? WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 19 00:00:39,934 --> 00:00:42,767 GUESS WHAT! I ATE A WHOLE ORANGE AND THREW IT UP, 20 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,067 AND IT WAS ALL ORANGE! 21 00:00:44,133 --> 00:00:45,701 I KNOW. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL! 22 00:00:45,767 --> 00:00:48,300 DADDY, COME OUT AND PLAY WITH US. 23 00:00:48,367 --> 00:00:49,901 OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- 24 00:00:49,968 --> 00:00:53,200 YOU GUYS GO OUTSIDE, I'LL HIDE IN HERE, 25 00:00:53,267 --> 00:00:56,234 AND WHEN I'M DONE, I'LL COME OUT AND TELL YOU WHERE I WAS! 26 00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:58,067 YAY! YAY! 27 00:00:58,133 --> 00:01:00,000 ALL RIGHT! GO ON, GIRLS. 28 00:01:00,067 --> 00:01:01,434 OH, I'M HIDING, I'M HIDING. 29 00:01:01,501 --> 00:01:02,634 OH, SWEETIE, YOU KNOW WHAT? 30 00:01:02,701 --> 00:01:03,801 I'VE BEEN WITH THE KIDS ALL DAY, 31 00:01:03,868 --> 00:01:05,200 AND I REALLY NEED TO FINISH DINNER. 32 00:01:05,267 --> 00:01:06,334 WOULD YOU HELP ME OUT? 33 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,334 SURE, SURE. 34 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,834 OH, THANKS, HONEY. 35 00:01:08,901 --> 00:01:12,267 OKAY, I'M DONE HIDING. HERE I COME! 36 00:01:12,334 --> 00:01:15,834 AHHHH. SUCKER! 37 00:01:15,901 --> 00:01:19,234 MOMMY, DADDY'S JUMPING ON MY POGO STICK! 38 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:21,634 THAT'S GREAT, SWEETHEART. 39 00:01:21,701 --> 00:01:22,901 [ SQUEAKING ] 40 00:01:22,968 --> 00:01:24,667 OHH! [ THUD ] 41 00:01:26,267 --> 00:01:27,334 OOH! OOH! 42 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:29,467 OH, MY GOD, HONEY! WHAT HAPPENED? 43 00:01:29,534 --> 00:01:33,167 "FUN FOR ALL AGES" -- WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP! 44 00:01:33,234 --> 00:01:34,334 OH! 45 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:35,334 DADDY HURT HIS KNEE. 46 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:36,868 AND THEN HE SAID A BAD WORD. 47 00:01:36,934 --> 00:01:37,934 FIVE TIMES. 48 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,000 IN A ROW. 49 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:41,467 HONEY, IF THEY DON'T LEARN IT FROM ME, 50 00:01:41,534 --> 00:01:43,000 THEY'RE GONNA PICK IT UP ON THE STREET. 51 00:01:46,133 --> 00:01:47,067 HAH! 52 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:49,367 OH, BABY. 53 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:57,734 OKAY, WE'RE HERE -- RIGHT HERE. 54 00:01:57,801 --> 00:01:58,734 I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 55 00:01:58,801 --> 00:01:59,734 OKAY. 56 00:01:59,801 --> 00:02:01,234 I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 57 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:02,734 [ GROANS ] 58 00:02:02,801 --> 00:02:03,734 OOH! AH! 59 00:02:03,801 --> 00:02:05,000 OKAY, CHERYL, CHERYL, CHERYL. 60 00:02:05,067 --> 00:02:06,000 OKAY. 61 00:02:06,067 --> 00:02:07,868 OKAY, CHERYL, CHERYL. 62 00:02:07,934 --> 00:02:09,167 OKAY. 63 00:02:09,234 --> 00:02:10,734 I'M FINE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY WE'RE HERE. 64 00:02:10,801 --> 00:02:12,133 OHH. 65 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:14,534 OH, CHERYL, 66 00:02:14,601 --> 00:02:16,300 GO OVER THERE AND TAKE SOME OF THOSE RUBBER GLOVES. 67 00:02:16,367 --> 00:02:18,334 FORGET IT! 68 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,334 OH, COME ON! THEY GET 'EM FREE FROM THE GLOVE GUY. 69 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,000 I AM NOT STEALING. 70 00:02:22,067 --> 00:02:24,000 CHERYL, COME ON! WE TAKE SOME HOME, 71 00:02:24,067 --> 00:02:26,133 BLOW 'EM UP, PAINT FACES ON 'EM -- 72 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:27,667 THEY'LL KEEP THE KIDS ENTERTAINED FOR HOURS. 73 00:02:27,734 --> 00:02:29,367 OKAY. OKAY. 74 00:02:29,434 --> 00:02:30,834 OKAY. 75 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:34,601 DR. BUTELLO! HI! I'M FINE! HI! 76 00:02:34,667 --> 00:02:37,000 OKAY. JIM, I CHECKED YOUR X-RAY 77 00:02:37,067 --> 00:02:38,067 NOTHING'S BROKEN. 78 00:02:38,133 --> 00:02:39,868 IS THAT TENDER? YES! 79 00:02:39,934 --> 00:02:41,033 IT'S JUST AS TENDER 80 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:43,167 AS IT WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SQUEEZED IT. 81 00:02:43,234 --> 00:02:45,434 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU AN ANTI-INFLAMMATORY FOR THE PAIN, 82 00:02:45,501 --> 00:02:46,767 BUT FIRST I WANT TO CHECK AND MAKE SURE 83 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,767 IT'S NOT GONNA INTERACT WITH YOUR BLOOD-PRESSURE MEDICINE. 84 00:02:48,834 --> 00:02:50,767 ALL RIGHT? I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE. 85 00:02:50,834 --> 00:02:55,234 UH, OKAY, W-- UH, BLOOD-PRESSURE MEDICINE? 86 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,300 JIM, WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT? 87 00:02:57,367 --> 00:03:00,167 HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING BLOOD-PRESSURE MEDICINE? 88 00:03:00,234 --> 00:03:01,834 WELL, I DON'T KNOW, HONEY. 89 00:03:01,901 --> 00:03:03,767 IF IT'S ON THE CHART THERE, IT MUST BE TRUE. 90 00:03:03,834 --> 00:03:05,968 I'M NOT A DOCTOR. 91 00:03:08,634 --> 00:03:10,033 OKAY... 92 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:11,934 HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON? 93 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,968 AH, A COUPLE WEEKS. 94 00:03:14,033 --> 00:03:15,000 UH-HUH. 95 00:03:15,067 --> 00:03:17,067 A COUPLE MONTHS! SIX MONTHS, HONEY! 96 00:03:17,133 --> 00:03:18,901 HONEY! WHAT?! 97 00:03:18,968 --> 00:03:20,801 THIS IS SERIOUS! HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME?! 98 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,300 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? 99 00:03:22,367 --> 00:03:24,067 SHE STOLE RUBBER GLOVES! 100 00:03:27,567 --> 00:03:30,534 I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU KEPT THIS FROM ME. 101 00:03:30,601 --> 00:03:33,100 I MEAN, I NEVER SAW YOU TAKE ANY PILLS. 102 00:03:33,167 --> 00:03:36,968 I WAS GRINDIN' THEM UP IN MY BEER. 103 00:03:37,067 --> 00:03:39,434 JIM... 104 00:03:39,501 --> 00:03:41,367 I AM SO MAD AT YOU, 105 00:03:41,434 --> 00:03:43,033 AND I WANT TO YELL AT YOU, 106 00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:46,934 BUT I'M AFRAID YOU'LL GET ALL UPSET AND DIE. 107 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,901 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS?! 108 00:03:49,968 --> 00:03:54,167 I DID. I WROTE IT IN A LETTER AND MAILED IT TO YOU. 109 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,000 BUT I MIGHT HAVE GOT THE ADDRESS WRONG. 110 00:03:56,067 --> 00:03:58,968 YOU STILL LIVE AT 2635... 111 00:03:59,033 --> 00:04:01,200 NOT FOR MUCH LONGER. 112 00:04:01,267 --> 00:04:03,934 I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU BECAUSE I JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU TO WORRY. 113 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,267 WELL, YOU HAVE TO AT LEAST GIVE ME THE OPTION TO WORRY. 114 00:04:06,334 --> 00:04:08,200 YOU'RE TREATING ME LIKE ONE OF THE KIDS. 115 00:04:08,267 --> 00:04:09,367 OW! OH, OKAY, 116 00:04:09,434 --> 00:04:10,501 I'LL GO GET YOU AN ICE PACK. 117 00:04:10,567 --> 00:04:11,667 HOLD ON. 118 00:04:11,734 --> 00:04:13,200 HONEY, IT IS NO BIG DEAL. 119 00:04:13,267 --> 00:04:15,100 MEN HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE. 120 00:04:15,167 --> 00:04:17,567 THAT'S THE PRICE WE PAY FOR GOIN' OUT IN THE WORLD 121 00:04:17,634 --> 00:04:18,868 AND BRINGIN' HOME THE BACON. 122 00:04:18,934 --> 00:04:21,434 WHICH YOU COULD EAT LESS OF, WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT. 123 00:04:21,501 --> 00:04:24,968 NOT UNTIL THEY MAKE A BACON PATCH. 124 00:04:25,033 --> 00:04:26,434 HEY, HOW'S JIM'S KNEE? 125 00:04:26,501 --> 00:04:27,701 OH, JUST BRUISED. 126 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,667 THE DOCTOR TOLD HIM TO TAKE IT EASY FOR A FEW DAYS. 127 00:04:29,734 --> 00:04:32,901 OOH, GOOD LUCK SLOWIN' DOWN THAT DYNAMO. 128 00:04:32,968 --> 00:04:36,033 THANK YOU FOR BABYSITTING. I REALLY OWE YOU ONE. 129 00:04:36,100 --> 00:04:38,267 OH, GREAT, BECAUSE I NEED TO BORROW YOUR BLACK WRAPAROUND DRESS, 130 00:04:38,334 --> 00:04:39,367 NO QUESTIONS ASKED. 131 00:04:39,434 --> 00:04:40,367 OKAY. WHY DO YOU WANT TO BORROW IT? 132 00:04:40,434 --> 00:04:41,901 CARRIE'S GETTING MARRIED! 133 00:04:41,968 --> 00:04:44,334 OH, MY GOD! ANDY'S EX-GIRLFRIEND?! 134 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,567 THIS IS GONNA KILL HIM! 135 00:04:45,634 --> 00:04:47,334 I KNOW. I KNOW. I DON'T WANT TO HURT HIM, 136 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:48,968 BUT I'VE KNOWN CARRIE SINCE COLLEGE. 137 00:04:49,033 --> 00:04:50,300 I INTRODUCED THE TWO OF 'EM. 138 00:04:50,367 --> 00:04:52,667 YOU KNOW, IF SHE'S GETTING MARRIED, HE'S GONNA FIND OUT. 139 00:04:52,734 --> 00:04:55,067 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I SHOULD PROBABLY JUST TELL HIM. 140 00:04:55,133 --> 00:04:56,801 NO, DON'T, DON'T. LET ME TELL HIM. 141 00:04:56,868 --> 00:04:58,234 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A LITTLE ROUGH ON ANDY. 142 00:04:58,300 --> 00:04:59,567 I HAVE NOT! 143 00:04:59,634 --> 00:05:01,667 REMEMBER HOW YOU TOLD HIM THE DOG DIED? 144 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:04,067 YOU PUT IT IN HIS BED! 145 00:05:04,133 --> 00:05:07,367 HE WAS FOUR! I THOUGHT HE NEEDED A VISUAL! 146 00:05:07,434 --> 00:05:09,000 Jim: CHERYL! ICE! 147 00:05:09,067 --> 00:05:10,234 JUST LET ME HANDLE THIS. 148 00:05:11,701 --> 00:05:14,167 OHH. WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 149 00:05:14,234 --> 00:05:16,400 OH, DANA WAS JUST TELLING ME ABOUT THIS -- 150 00:05:16,467 --> 00:05:19,701 I ALREADY DON'T CARE. 151 00:05:19,767 --> 00:05:22,367 HEY, HONEY, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE MY KNEE FEEL A LOT BETTER? 152 00:05:22,434 --> 00:05:23,367 WHAT? 153 00:05:23,434 --> 00:05:25,367 SOME NACHOS. 154 00:05:25,434 --> 00:05:28,467 NO. YOU ARE CUTTING BACK ON SNACKING, 155 00:05:28,534 --> 00:05:31,434 YOU'RE GONNA EXERCISE MORE -- OR AT ALL, 156 00:05:31,501 --> 00:05:33,000 AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO SOMETHING 157 00:05:33,067 --> 00:05:34,300 ABOUT YOUR STRESS LEVEL, HONEY. 158 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:36,267 KEEPING STUFF ALL BOTTLED UP INSIDE IS NOT HEALTHY. 159 00:05:36,334 --> 00:05:38,234 CHERYL, YOU'RE MY WIFE. 160 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:41,067 HOW I FEEL ABOUT THINGS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 161 00:05:42,701 --> 00:05:45,067 LOOK, JIM, I REALLY WANT YOU TO TALK TO ME MORE -- 162 00:05:45,133 --> 00:05:47,367 I MEAN IT, LIKE IF SOMETHING HAPPENS AT WORK 163 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:49,200 OR IF YOU'RE UPSET OR WORRIED. 164 00:05:49,267 --> 00:05:51,400 NOT ME, HON. IT'S NOT THE GUY I AM, HONEY. 165 00:05:51,467 --> 00:05:52,901 I DON'T SHARE WELL. 166 00:05:52,968 --> 00:05:54,801 YOU'RE WILLING TO BLOW OFF STEAM AT TOTAL STRANGERS, 167 00:05:54,868 --> 00:05:56,901 LIKE YELLING AT WAITERS OR HOLDING UP TRAFFIC 168 00:05:56,968 --> 00:05:58,567 SO YOU CAN YELL AT SOME GUY IN A TOLLBOOTH. 169 00:05:58,634 --> 00:06:00,667 THEY'VE BEEN COLLECTING QUARTERS FOR 20 YEARS. 170 00:06:00,734 --> 00:06:03,434 THAT BRIDGE IS MORE THAN PAID FOR. 171 00:06:03,501 --> 00:06:05,601 OH, HONEY. 172 00:06:05,667 --> 00:06:07,434 I LOVE YOU. 173 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:10,634 EVERY DAY I LOOK FORWARD TO YOU WALKING THROUGH THAT DOOR. 174 00:06:10,701 --> 00:06:12,868 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOU. 175 00:06:12,934 --> 00:06:14,734 YEAH? YEAH. 176 00:06:14,801 --> 00:06:16,868 WOULD YOU CRY? 177 00:06:16,934 --> 00:06:18,734 YEAH. 178 00:06:18,801 --> 00:06:20,300 WOULD YOU CRY A LOT? 179 00:06:20,367 --> 00:06:22,100 [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. 180 00:06:22,167 --> 00:06:24,634 WOULD YOU CRY SO HARD YOU THREW UP? 181 00:06:24,701 --> 00:06:27,434 ALL OVER THE PLACE. 182 00:06:27,501 --> 00:06:29,868 ALL RIGHT. 183 00:06:29,934 --> 00:06:31,067 FINE. 184 00:06:31,133 --> 00:06:32,567 I'LL TELL YOU HOW I FEEL. 185 00:06:32,634 --> 00:06:33,567 THANK YOU. 186 00:06:33,634 --> 00:06:35,467 I FEEL LIKE NACHOS. 187 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:44,234 WELL, HELLO, PEOPLE I SEE EVERY DAY. 188 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:45,767 DADDY! DADDY! 189 00:06:45,834 --> 00:06:47,801 HI, BABY. HOW ARE YOU, GIRLS? 190 00:06:47,868 --> 00:06:49,968 DADDY, COME TO OUR TEA PARTY. 191 00:06:50,033 --> 00:06:51,267 YOU COULD POUR THE TEA. 192 00:06:51,334 --> 00:06:54,200 ALL RIGHT, BUT DON'T LET ME SIT NEXT TO BEAR, 193 00:06:54,267 --> 00:06:56,534 'CAUSE WE DON'T GET ALONG. 194 00:06:56,601 --> 00:06:58,334 GIRLS, YOU KNOW WHAT? 195 00:06:58,400 --> 00:06:59,901 DADDY REALLY NEEDS TO TAKE IT EASY, 196 00:06:59,968 --> 00:07:01,400 SO WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO START THE TEA PARTY, 197 00:07:01,467 --> 00:07:02,701 AND I'LL BRING YOU COOKIES IN A MINUTE. 198 00:07:02,767 --> 00:07:04,067 OKAY, MOMMY. OKAY? 199 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:05,467 THANK YOU, SWEETIES. 200 00:07:05,534 --> 00:07:07,000 AND YOU... ME. 201 00:07:07,067 --> 00:07:09,901 I WANT YOU TO SIT OVER HERE AND DO NOTHING. 202 00:07:09,968 --> 00:07:11,100 NOTHING? 203 00:07:11,167 --> 00:07:13,501 THAT MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE THING TO DO... 204 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:15,634 MAYBE OF ALL TIME. 205 00:07:15,701 --> 00:07:17,734 COME ON OVER HERE AND DO NOTHING WITH ME. 206 00:07:17,801 --> 00:07:20,167 HEY, HONEY, DO YOU WANT A DRINK? 207 00:07:20,234 --> 00:07:21,801 RED WINE IS SUPPOSED TO LOWER YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE. 208 00:07:21,868 --> 00:07:24,400 THAT SOUNDS GREAT... BUT MAKE IT A BEER. 209 00:07:24,467 --> 00:07:25,400 OH. 210 00:07:26,901 --> 00:07:27,834 HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 211 00:07:27,901 --> 00:07:30,067 FINE. 212 00:07:30,133 --> 00:07:32,267 JIM, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 213 00:07:32,334 --> 00:07:34,701 I REALLY WANT TO KNOW HOW YOUR DAY WAS. 214 00:07:34,767 --> 00:07:36,200 ALL RIGHT. 215 00:07:36,267 --> 00:07:37,200 OKAY. 216 00:07:37,267 --> 00:07:39,100 LET'S SEE. 217 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:41,734 MAURICE, THE TILE GUY, QUIT. 218 00:07:41,801 --> 00:07:44,033 AND HOW DID THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? 219 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:51,334 LIKE I NEED A NEW TILE GUY. 220 00:07:52,567 --> 00:07:54,701 NO, JIM. HOW DID IT MAKE YOU FEEL? 221 00:07:54,767 --> 00:07:57,834 LIKE, DID IT UPSET YOU, DID IT FRUSTRATE YOU? 222 00:07:57,901 --> 00:08:01,100 NO. THIS IS FRUSTRATING ME. 223 00:08:01,167 --> 00:08:03,634 LOOK, IF WE'RE GONNA REDUCE YOUR STRESS LEVEL, 224 00:08:03,701 --> 00:08:05,434 I REALLY NEED A LITTLE BIT OF HELP HERE. 225 00:08:05,501 --> 00:08:10,167 [ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT. THE GUY TICKED ME OFF, OKAY? 226 00:08:10,234 --> 00:08:12,534 I MEAN, HE LEFT ME HIGH AND DRY. 227 00:08:12,601 --> 00:08:16,567 OH, HONEY. 228 00:08:16,634 --> 00:08:17,601 OHH. 229 00:08:17,667 --> 00:08:20,167 AND I THINK HE STOLE MY PUTTY KNIFE. 230 00:08:20,234 --> 00:08:22,367 OH, SWEETIE. 231 00:08:22,434 --> 00:08:24,367 OH, AND THAT REALLY UPSET ME. 232 00:08:24,434 --> 00:08:25,934 YEAH. 233 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,200 OH, THIS FEELS SO GOOD. 234 00:08:28,267 --> 00:08:30,100 OH, HONEY. 235 00:08:30,167 --> 00:08:31,133 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 236 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:33,934 YOU HAVE SOME KNOTS IN YOUR BACK. 237 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,901 I'M GONNA GO GET SOME MASSAGE OIL, OKAY? 238 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:39,734 YES! 239 00:08:39,801 --> 00:08:41,467 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, GARY? 240 00:08:41,534 --> 00:08:42,701 WE PLAY THIS RIGHT, 241 00:08:42,767 --> 00:08:45,667 WE COULD SPEND THE REST OF OUR LIVES IN PAJAMAS! 242 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,367 HEY, CHERYL. GOT YOUR MESSAGE. WHAT'S UP? 243 00:08:56,434 --> 00:08:58,601 YEAH, ANDY, WHY DON'T YOU COME SIT DOWN. 244 00:08:58,667 --> 00:08:59,934 UH-OH. 245 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,267 DO YOU REMEMBER THAT FRIEND OF DANA'S FROM COLLEGE, 246 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:03,734 THAT BLONDE? 247 00:09:03,801 --> 00:09:04,801 YOU MEAN CARRIE 248 00:09:04,868 --> 00:09:07,133 WHO I WENT OUT WITH FOR SIX MONTHS? 249 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:10,501 YEAH. THIS MAY BE KINDA HARD FOR YOU TO HEAR. 250 00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:12,000 CARRIE'S GETTING MARRIED. 251 00:09:12,067 --> 00:09:14,901 OH, MY GOD. 252 00:09:14,968 --> 00:09:16,167 [ EXHALES ] 253 00:09:16,234 --> 00:09:17,868 I-IF WE DIDN'T BREAK UP 254 00:09:17,934 --> 00:09:19,901 AND IF I GOT ALONG WITH HER PARENTS 255 00:09:19,968 --> 00:09:23,734 AND -- AND IF SHE STILL LOVED ME... 256 00:09:23,801 --> 00:09:25,667 THAT COULD'VE BEEN ME. 257 00:09:25,734 --> 00:09:28,834 OH, HONEY, AT LEAST YOU HAVE YOUR MEMORIES. 258 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:33,534 YEAH, AND SOME OF HER STUFF THAT WOULDN'T BURN. 259 00:09:33,601 --> 00:09:35,567 ACTUALLY, I STILL HAVE TO GIVE HER BACK HER BIKE. 260 00:09:35,634 --> 00:09:37,767 OH, IT'S GONNA BE SO AWKWARD TO SEE HER AGAIN. 261 00:09:37,834 --> 00:09:40,133 YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU LET ME DO THAT? 262 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,834 YOU KNOW, YOU TEND TO GET A LITTLE OVERLY EMOTIONAL 263 00:09:41,901 --> 00:09:43,234 WHEN IT COMES TO CARRIE. 264 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:46,167 YEAH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 265 00:09:46,234 --> 00:09:47,901 YOU DO IT. 266 00:09:47,968 --> 00:09:49,400 OKAY. 267 00:09:49,467 --> 00:09:51,734 WELL, I SMELLED IT COMING UP THE DRIVEWAY, 268 00:09:51,801 --> 00:09:53,701 I SMELLED IT IN THE GARAGE. 269 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:54,934 TELL ME IT'S TRUE. 270 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,701 YUP. CARRIE'S GETTING MARRIED. 271 00:09:57,767 --> 00:10:00,634 [ SNIFFS ] NO, THAT'S NOT THE SMELL. 272 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:03,033 I'M MAKING LASAGNA. 273 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:04,067 YES! 274 00:10:04,133 --> 00:10:05,067 AND IT'S HEALTHY. 275 00:10:05,133 --> 00:10:06,167 I MADE IT WITH NONFAT CHEESE. 276 00:10:06,234 --> 00:10:10,367 WOW! THAT OUGHTA BE REAL BLAND! 277 00:10:10,434 --> 00:10:11,767 DADDY! DADDY! 278 00:10:11,834 --> 00:10:13,501 HEY, GIRLS. 279 00:10:13,567 --> 00:10:15,334 GIRLS, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO DADDY? 280 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,334 WE LOVE YOU. 281 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,634 AND YOU NEVER HAVE TO PLAY WITH US. 282 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,701 WOW, I KNEW INSIDE THIS FAMILY 283 00:10:20,767 --> 00:10:23,067 THERE WAS A BETTER FAMILY TRYING TO GET OUT. 284 00:10:23,133 --> 00:10:24,868 ANDY, WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 285 00:10:24,934 --> 00:10:27,367 TAKE THE GIRLS UPSTAIRS, HELP THEM CLEAN THEIR ROOM. 286 00:10:27,434 --> 00:10:31,167 ALL RIGHT, UM, GIRLS, COME ON. 287 00:10:31,234 --> 00:10:34,501 WOW. HEY, KYLE. HOW ARE YA? 288 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:38,367 EVERYBODY'S GONE. IT'S NICE AND QUIET. 289 00:10:38,434 --> 00:10:41,167 SO HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 290 00:10:41,234 --> 00:10:42,267 IT WAS GOOD. 291 00:10:42,334 --> 00:10:43,267 REALLY? 292 00:10:43,334 --> 00:10:46,100 NOW, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "GOOD"? 293 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,868 WELL, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, 294 00:10:47,934 --> 00:10:49,601 MAURICE, THE TILE GUY, CAME BACK, 295 00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:51,734 AND I FOUND MY PUTTY KNIFE. 296 00:10:51,801 --> 00:10:53,000 I FORGOT I LEFT IT IN THE KITCHEN. 297 00:10:53,067 --> 00:10:55,834 I WAS MAKING A SANDWICH WITH IT. 298 00:10:57,701 --> 00:10:59,200 FINE, JIM. 299 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:02,400 WAIT, WHERE YOU GOING, MRS. MAGIC FINGERS? 300 00:11:02,467 --> 00:11:04,100 NO, NO, HONEY. THAT'S FINE. 301 00:11:04,167 --> 00:11:06,300 KEEP IT ALL BOTTLED UP INSIDE. 302 00:11:06,367 --> 00:11:08,534 ALL RIGHT. 303 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,734 LET'S SEE. 304 00:11:10,801 --> 00:11:12,267 THERE WAS ONE THING. 305 00:11:12,334 --> 00:11:13,367 OH, REALLY? 306 00:11:13,434 --> 00:11:15,400 WELL, HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT IT. 307 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,834 THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR. 308 00:11:17,901 --> 00:11:19,133 WELL, YOU KNOW THE ANDERSON JOB? 309 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,667 YEAH. WHAT HAPPENED? 310 00:11:21,734 --> 00:11:25,033 WELL, THEY RAN INTO A LITTLE FINANCIAL TROUBLE, 311 00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:27,767 AND THEY FILED CHAPTER 11. 312 00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:29,367 WOW, THAT'S BANKRUPTCY, ISN'T IT? 313 00:11:29,434 --> 00:11:32,734 YUP. SO WE GOTTA EAT ABOUT $10,000 IN COSTS. 314 00:11:32,801 --> 00:11:36,567 WOW. $10,000. THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY. 315 00:11:36,634 --> 00:11:38,534 BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY? 316 00:11:38,601 --> 00:11:40,367 I'M SURE ANOTHER JOB WILL COME ALONG, 317 00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:43,100 AND WE ARE GONNA BE JUST FINE. 318 00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:44,100 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. 319 00:11:44,167 --> 00:11:46,100 I DO FEEL BETTER TALKING ABOUT IT. 320 00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:47,200 AW, GOOD, HONEY. 321 00:11:47,267 --> 00:11:49,267 NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO NOW? 322 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:52,167 I WANT YOU TO GO IN, SIT IN YOUR CHAIR, 323 00:11:52,234 --> 00:11:54,200 PUT YOUR FEET UP, WHILE I FINISH DINNER. 324 00:11:55,534 --> 00:11:56,801 I LOVE THIS FAMILY! 325 00:11:56,868 --> 00:11:58,934 AWW! 326 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,934 NOW, HONEY, I WANT YOU TO JUST RELAX. OKAY? 327 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,000 OKAY. 328 00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:06,067 KYLE, WE'RE GOIN' UNDER. 329 00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:16,534 OH, MAN, I HAD A HORRIBLE DREAM. 330 00:12:16,601 --> 00:12:18,834 THEY STILL MAKE TATER TOTS, DON'T THEY? 331 00:12:20,601 --> 00:12:21,934 WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 332 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,300 OH, YOU KNOW HOW WHEN I CAN'T SLEEP 333 00:12:24,367 --> 00:12:27,100 I LIKE TO GIVE MYSELF REALLY HARD MATH PROBLEMS? 334 00:12:27,167 --> 00:12:28,534 LOOK. WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 335 00:12:28,601 --> 00:12:30,601 PLUTO REALLY DOES HAVE AN ELLIPTICAL ORBIT! 336 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,033 WEIRD. WELL, LET'S GO TO BED. 337 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,200 HOLD ON. HOLD ON, CHERYL. 338 00:12:35,267 --> 00:12:37,167 CALCULATOR, BANK STATEMENTS -- 339 00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:38,701 I CAN PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER. 340 00:12:38,767 --> 00:12:42,467 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 341 00:12:42,534 --> 00:12:46,434 OKAY. I THINK I FOUND A SOLUTION TO OUR MONEY PROBLEMS. 342 00:12:46,501 --> 00:12:47,901 WHAT MONEY PROBLEMS? 343 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,901 I'M GONNA TAKE OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE ON THE HOUSE 344 00:12:49,968 --> 00:12:51,601 TO HELP COVER YOUR LOSSES ON THE ANDERSON JOB. 345 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:52,601 WHAT?! YEAH! 346 00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:54,000 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT, HONEY. 347 00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:55,100 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 348 00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:56,434 COME ON, THINGS FALL APART 349 00:12:56,501 --> 00:12:58,534 IN THE CONSTRUCTION INDUSTRY ALL THE TIME. 350 00:12:58,601 --> 00:12:59,968 THAT'S WHY WE'RE ALWAYS MOVING 351 00:13:00,033 --> 00:13:02,467 FROM ONE JOB TO THE NEXT ONE BEFORE WE FINISH. 352 00:13:02,534 --> 00:13:04,601 THAT'S WHY PEOPLE HATE US! 353 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:05,968 I HAD TO DO SOMETHING! 354 00:13:06,033 --> 00:13:07,868 WOULD YOU PLEASE NOT EAT THESE?! 355 00:13:07,934 --> 00:13:09,267 NO! NO! THEY'RE FAT-FREE. THEY'RE GOOD FOR ME. 356 00:13:09,334 --> 00:13:11,901 NOT BY THE DOZEN. 357 00:13:11,968 --> 00:13:14,801 SEE, THIS IS WHY I DON'T SHARE, OKAY? 358 00:13:14,868 --> 00:13:16,667 YOU SAY YOU WANT TO HEAR MY PROBLEMS. 359 00:13:16,734 --> 00:13:19,300 I TELL YOU ONE, AND YOU GO COMPLETELY NUTS! 360 00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:21,701 PROTECTING YOUR FAMILY IS NOT NUTS. 361 00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,067 NOW, PRETENDING YOU'RE BLIND 362 00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:24,234 TO TRY TO GET A FREE DOG, 363 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,167 THAT'S NUTS. 364 00:13:26,234 --> 00:13:28,267 THOSE IDIOTS DESERVED TO GET RIPPED OFF. 365 00:13:28,334 --> 00:13:32,667 THEY DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO STOP ME WHEN I DROVE AWAY. 366 00:13:32,734 --> 00:13:34,367 JIM, THIS IS SERIOUS. 367 00:13:34,434 --> 00:13:36,000 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 368 00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:37,334 SIT DOWN. 369 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,734 OHH. 370 00:13:39,801 --> 00:13:41,100 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED, HONEY? 371 00:13:41,167 --> 00:13:42,100 WHAT? 372 00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:45,868 IS A NICE, RELAXING MASSAGE. 373 00:13:45,934 --> 00:13:47,868 OHH, YEAH. OH. 374 00:13:47,934 --> 00:13:50,000 OKAY. GOOD NIGHT, HONEY. 375 00:13:57,234 --> 00:14:00,234 OKAY, CHERYL. HERE'S CARRIE'S BIKE. 376 00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:05,534 YOU SAID YOU'D TAKE IT BACK. 377 00:14:05,601 --> 00:14:07,367 YOU WRECKED HER BIKE? 378 00:14:07,434 --> 00:14:09,501 ACTUALLY, IT FELL OFF THE ROOF ON THE WAY OVER. 379 00:14:09,567 --> 00:14:10,734 OH. 380 00:14:10,801 --> 00:14:13,467 THEN I NUDGED IT TO THE CURB WITH MY CAR... 381 00:14:13,534 --> 00:14:15,667 10 OR 20 TIMES. 382 00:14:15,734 --> 00:14:17,334 CHERYL, THIS DRESS LOOKS TOO GOOD ON ME. 383 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,934 I DON'T WANT TO UPSTAGE CARRIE AT HER OWN WEDDING. 384 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,834 YOU'RE GOING TO CARRIE'S WEDDING? 385 00:14:21,901 --> 00:14:23,501 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA TELL HIM. 386 00:14:23,567 --> 00:14:25,534 YOU KNEW SHE WAS GOING TO THE WEDDING? 387 00:14:25,601 --> 00:14:27,100 OH, I'M SORRY, ANDY. 388 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,701 I DIDN'T WANT YOUR FEELINGS TO GET HURT. 389 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,167 YOU SEE, CHERYL? I SHOULD'VE JUST TOLD HIM MYSELF. 390 00:14:30,234 --> 00:14:34,033 WHAT WERE YOU GONNA DO, PUT A SICK DOG IN MY BED? 391 00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:36,367 IT WAS DEAD, ANDY. 392 00:14:38,267 --> 00:14:39,601 OH, GOD. 393 00:14:41,601 --> 00:14:43,434 YOU GUYS, JIM'S HOME, OKAY? 394 00:14:43,501 --> 00:14:44,567 AND HE'S ALREADY UPSET 395 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,634 ABOUT THE ANDERSON JOB FALLING THROUGH, SO... 396 00:14:46,701 --> 00:14:48,467 WHAT? THAT DIDN'T FALL THROUGH. 397 00:14:48,534 --> 00:14:50,334 OH, YEAH, YEAH. JIM TOLD ME THEY WENT BANKRUPT, 398 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,300 AND YOU GUYS LOST ALL THAT MONEY. 399 00:14:52,367 --> 00:14:53,801 NO. THAT WAS LIKE A MONTH AGO. 400 00:14:53,868 --> 00:14:55,834 EVERYTHING'S FINE NOW. WE-WE GOT PAID. 401 00:14:58,801 --> 00:15:01,267 I'M GONNA KILL HIM. 402 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,534 IF THERE'S ANY WAY AT ALL 403 00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:04,467 YOU COULD KEEP MY NAME OUT OF THIS... 404 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,667 HEY. 405 00:15:12,734 --> 00:15:15,133 TROUBLE WITH THE PAPERBOY? 406 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,367 YOU KNOW, GUYS, 407 00:15:16,434 --> 00:15:18,167 JIM LOOKS LIKE HE'S HAD SORT OF A ROUGH DAY. 408 00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:20,100 WOULD YOU RUN IN AND GET US A GLASS OF WINE? 409 00:15:20,167 --> 00:15:21,501 I'D KIND OF LIKE TO STAY. 410 00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:23,467 GO. 411 00:15:23,534 --> 00:15:24,667 HEY, BABY. 412 00:15:24,734 --> 00:15:27,000 SO, HONEY, HOW'S IT GOING WITH THE ANDERSON JOB? 413 00:15:27,067 --> 00:15:28,133 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 414 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,133 THAT WORKED OUT JUST FINE. 415 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,167 THEY GOT THE MONEY. 416 00:15:30,234 --> 00:15:31,367 OH, THAT'S GREAT! I KNOW! 417 00:15:31,434 --> 00:15:33,801 HOW? UM, HOW? 418 00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:36,501 LET'S SEE, UH... 419 00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:38,133 WELL, HERE'S A FUNNY STORY. 420 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,767 YOU KNOW WHAT? 421 00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:42,367 THEY FOUND A DEED TO A GOLD MINE BEHIND ONE OF THE PAINTINGS. 422 00:15:42,434 --> 00:15:44,033 YOU LIED TO ME! 423 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:47,234 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE MORE SPECIFIC. 424 00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:50,734 THE ANDERSON JOB. ANDY TOLD ME ALL ABOUT IT. 425 00:15:50,801 --> 00:15:52,734 YOU'VE GOTTA KEEP ME IN THE LIE LOOP. 426 00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:58,467 JIM, I ALMOST REMORTGAGED OUR HOUSE. 427 00:15:58,534 --> 00:16:01,567 THIS IS MAYBE THE STUPIDEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE. 428 00:16:01,634 --> 00:16:02,801 HONEY, WATCH THE YELLING. 429 00:16:02,868 --> 00:16:04,367 I HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE. 430 00:16:04,434 --> 00:16:06,567 WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO ME ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS? 431 00:16:06,634 --> 00:16:08,601 HONEY, I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T PLAN TO. 432 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,968 IT'S JUST -- I TOLD YOU WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR, THAT'S ALL. 433 00:16:11,033 --> 00:16:12,934 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 434 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,734 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, WHEN I CAME HOME THAT DAY... 435 00:16:14,801 --> 00:16:15,901 YEAH? 436 00:16:15,968 --> 00:16:18,267 I TOLD YOU THAT THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG. 437 00:16:18,334 --> 00:16:21,300 BUT THEN YOU KEPT ASKING QUESTIONS AND PUSHING. 438 00:16:21,367 --> 00:16:22,501 COME ON, ADMIT IT. 439 00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:23,901 YOU WANTED ME TO HAVE A PROBLEM 440 00:16:23,968 --> 00:16:25,767 SO YOU CAN SWOOP DOWN AND FIX IT. 441 00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:27,367 THAT IS SO NOT TRUE. 442 00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:30,834 I DON'T SWOOP DOWN AND FIX THINGS. 443 00:16:30,901 --> 00:16:33,334 ACTUALLY, YOU ARE KIND OF A SWOOPER. WHAT? 444 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,734 WELL, LIKE HOW YOU WERE GONNA TELL ANDY 445 00:16:34,801 --> 00:16:36,000 ABOUT THE CARRIE THING. 446 00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:37,667 IT'S OKAY. YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT. 447 00:16:37,734 --> 00:16:40,734 WHEREAS YOU ARE A BACKSTABBER. 448 00:16:40,801 --> 00:16:43,734 YOU LIKE TO STAB PEOPLE IN THE BACK. 449 00:16:43,801 --> 00:16:47,467 YEAH, THANKS FOR DECODING THAT. 450 00:16:47,534 --> 00:16:49,000 FACE IT, CHERYL. 451 00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:51,834 YOU ALWAYS MAKE OTHER PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS YOUR PROBLEMS. 452 00:16:51,901 --> 00:16:53,267 THAT'S WHY YOU ALWAYS GET IN THE MIDDLE OF THINGS, 453 00:16:53,334 --> 00:16:54,434 LIKE ANDY AND DANA. 454 00:16:54,501 --> 00:16:55,467 WELL, I'M SORRY. 455 00:16:55,534 --> 00:16:57,367 SO I LIKE TO HELP PEOPLE. 456 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,868 YOU KNOW, CHERYL, MY THERAPIST SAYS WHAT YOU DO 457 00:16:59,934 --> 00:17:02,133 IS CALLED COMPULSIVE CARETAKING. 458 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:06,234 SEE? IT'S A DISEASE. 459 00:17:07,334 --> 00:17:09,667 OH, I SEE. 460 00:17:09,734 --> 00:17:10,934 SO I'M SICK. 461 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,467 MM-HMM. UH-HUH. MM-HMM. 462 00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:15,601 WHA-- I'M SICK 463 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:18,067 BECAUSE I LIKE TO TAKE CARE OF THE PEOPLE I LOVE? 464 00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:19,868 GOOD. GOOD, CHERYL. THAT'S GOOD. 465 00:17:19,934 --> 00:17:21,701 ADMITTING THAT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM 466 00:17:21,767 --> 00:17:23,434 IS THE FIRST STEP OF GETTING BETTER. 467 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,934 AND WE'RE GONNA FIGHT THIS THING TOGETHER 468 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,934 TILL YOU NEVER HELP ANOTHER PERSON AGAIN. 469 00:17:35,634 --> 00:17:36,667 HEY, HONEY. 470 00:17:36,734 --> 00:17:39,167 HEY, HONEY. 471 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,167 SO, UH... 472 00:17:44,234 --> 00:17:46,467 AREN'T YOU GONNA ASK ME ABOUT HOW MY DAY WENT? 473 00:17:46,534 --> 00:17:47,467 NOPE. 474 00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:51,667 GOOD. 475 00:17:51,734 --> 00:17:53,601 THAT'S GOOD. 476 00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:56,167 THAT'S GREAT, CHERYL. 477 00:17:56,234 --> 00:17:59,934 YOU KNOW, AT WORK TODAY, I HAD A LITTLE PROBLEM. 478 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,467 THE PICKUP TRUCK BROKE DOWN, 479 00:18:01,534 --> 00:18:04,501 AND, GEE, I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I SHOULD JUST FIX THAT 480 00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:05,901 OR BUY A NEW ONE. 481 00:18:05,968 --> 00:18:07,467 IT'S YOUR CALL, SWEETIE. 482 00:18:07,534 --> 00:18:11,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 483 00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:12,100 WHAT'S THIS? 484 00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:13,667 DINNER -- STEAK. 485 00:18:13,734 --> 00:18:15,067 I CAN EAT RED MEAT? 486 00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:17,701 YEAH. ABOUT YOUR POTATO, WHAT DO YOU WANT -- 487 00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:19,667 BUTTER, SOUR CREAM, OR BOTH? 488 00:18:19,734 --> 00:18:21,667 HONEY, IF I CAN HAVE BUTTER AND SOUR CREAM, 489 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,234 I DON'T NEED A POTATO. 490 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:25,100 [ LAUGHS ] 491 00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:30,400 OKAY. 492 00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:34,300 I'M GONNA EAT IT NOW. 493 00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:37,334 HERE IT GOES. 494 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,400 COW'S GOIN' INTO THE BARN. 495 00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:40,801 BON APPETIT, JIM. 496 00:18:40,868 --> 00:18:42,167 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 497 00:18:42,234 --> 00:18:43,167 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? 498 00:18:43,234 --> 00:18:44,167 YOU TRYING TO KILL ME WITH THIS STEAK? 499 00:18:44,234 --> 00:18:46,534 NO, HONEY. 500 00:18:46,601 --> 00:18:48,734 I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID, AND, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. 501 00:18:48,801 --> 00:18:51,300 PEOPLE DON'T NEED ME HELPING THEM ALL THE TIME. 502 00:18:51,367 --> 00:18:53,968 GOOD. GOOD. 503 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,200 THAT'S REALLY GOOD, CHERYL. 504 00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:56,968 YOU LEARNED A LESSON -- 505 00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:58,234 NOBODY'S PERFECT. 506 00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:01,033 I'M SURE I HAVE FAULTS, TOO. 507 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,934 WHOO! 508 00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:17,167 ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! 509 00:19:17,234 --> 00:19:18,868 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT! 510 00:19:18,934 --> 00:19:22,400 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SUCKING ALL OF THE FUN OUT OF THIS. 511 00:19:22,467 --> 00:19:23,534 HOW? 512 00:19:23,601 --> 00:19:26,167 WELL, I-I-I MISS IT. 513 00:19:26,234 --> 00:19:28,734 I'D LOVE YOUR ANNOYING STUFF. 514 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:31,367 YOU KNOW, YOUR ANNOYING LITTLE QUESTIONS 515 00:19:31,434 --> 00:19:33,634 AND YOUR RED WINE 516 00:19:33,701 --> 00:19:36,601 AND YOUR NONFAT CHEESE AND "BUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELT" 517 00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:38,567 AND "PUT SOME SUNSCREEN ON" 518 00:19:38,634 --> 00:19:40,634 AND "PUT SOME PANTS ON." 519 00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:46,434 BUT, JIM, YOU SAID I HAD A DISEASE. 520 00:19:46,501 --> 00:19:49,133 IT'S A GOOD ONE. 521 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,968 COME ON, HONEY, FACE IT. 522 00:19:51,033 --> 00:19:53,767 IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU, I'D BE 350 POUNDS, 523 00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:55,067 WITH NO KIDS, 524 00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:57,100 EATING BEANS OUT OF A CAN IN HOBO TOWN. 525 00:19:58,734 --> 00:20:01,334 I MEAN, ALL THIS STUFF YOU DO, YOU KNOW, 526 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,634 MAKES ME KNOW THAT YOU LOVE ME. 527 00:20:04,701 --> 00:20:08,400 ARE YOU SHARING YOUR FEELINGS WITH ME? 528 00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:09,901 NO. 529 00:20:11,634 --> 00:20:13,801 I'M JUST TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT, 530 00:20:13,868 --> 00:20:16,734 YOU KNOW, I LOVE YOU. 531 00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:18,501 THAT'S A FEELING. 532 00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:20,968 ALL RIGHT, DON'T GET COCKY. 533 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:24,234 SO WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT STUFF? 534 00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:25,767 [ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT. 535 00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:28,300 BUT IF I COME HOME, AND I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY, 536 00:20:28,367 --> 00:20:29,300 I'M NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING. 537 00:20:29,367 --> 00:20:30,667 THAT'S FAIR. 538 00:20:30,734 --> 00:20:33,200 OH, AND ALSO, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DAY. 539 00:20:33,267 --> 00:20:36,367 [ LAUGHS ] 540 00:20:36,434 --> 00:20:38,801 SO, THIS IS FOR ME? 541 00:20:38,868 --> 00:20:40,634 NO, ACTUALLY, THAT'S MINE. 542 00:20:40,701 --> 00:20:42,601 THIS IS FOR YOU. 543 00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:44,334 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD GO WITH THIS? 544 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,334 HMM? 545 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,801 A SIDE OF PIZZA. 546 00:20:46,868 --> 00:20:48,434 NO. 547 00:20:48,501 --> 00:20:49,467 HOW ABOUT A BEER? 548 00:20:49,534 --> 00:20:50,467 ONE. 549 00:20:55,334 --> 00:20:57,300 PUT THE STEAK DOWN. 550 00:20:59,868 --> 00:21:00,801 AH! 551 00:21:05,601 --> 00:21:07,267 HEY, HONEY. 552 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:09,367 HI, HONEY. HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 553 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,367 WELL, LET'S SEE. 554 00:21:11,434 --> 00:21:12,868 I WAS HAPPY... 555 00:21:12,934 --> 00:21:14,801 SAD... 556 00:21:14,868 --> 00:21:16,167 UPSET... 557 00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:18,367 HUNGRY... 558 00:21:18,434 --> 00:21:21,167 THEN I STEERED MY WAY BACK TO HAPPY. 559 00:21:21,234 --> 00:21:22,167 WHAT'S FOR DINNER? 560 00:21:22,234 --> 00:21:23,167 SOY BURGERS. 561 00:21:23,234 --> 00:21:24,968 THEN I WAS A LITTLE ANNOYED.