1 00:00:02,060 --> 00:00:03,290 5 years ago, 2 00:00:03,540 --> 00:00:09,200 Susan Delfino gave birth to a son in delivery room A in hospital. 3 00:00:11,550 --> 00:00:12,610 Moments later, 4 00:00:12,670 --> 00:00:15,930 Lelar Dash gave birth to a daughter in delivery room B 5 00:00:19,850 --> 00:00:21,520 Around 10 ten at next morning, 6 00:00:22,540 --> 00:00:25,140 As the two new mothers were leaving the hospital. 7 00:00:26,220 --> 00:00:28,040 They nearly ran into each other. 8 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,900 Of course, they never knew this. 9 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:37,290 In fact, Susan and Lelar would have been surprised to know 10 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:40,130 How often their pasts would cross over the years. 11 00:00:42,340 --> 00:00:44,680 They Almost met in the locAl coffee shop 12 00:00:47,820 --> 00:00:50,210 And another Time at their veterinarian office. 13 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:56,040 And again in the bleacher of Fairview flyers. 14 00:00:58,230 --> 00:01:03,150 But despite these close calls, Susan and Lelar never met. 15 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:08,290 Until one Tuesday, 16 00:01:08,410 --> 00:01:12,030 When Susan decided to take her husband to a fancy restaurant 17 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:13,490 For their anniversary. 18 00:01:14,570 --> 00:01:15,790 At the same Time, 19 00:01:15,860 --> 00:01:19,450 Lelar decided to take her daughter to buy some ice-cream. 20 00:01:20,650 --> 00:01:25,160 That was the night that Susan Delfino and Lelar Dash. 21 00:01:25,810 --> 00:01:27,380 Finally, ran into each other. 22 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:05,280 Mike. 23 00:02:18,990 --> 00:02:21,920 It will happen to All of us eventuAlly. 24 00:02:22,150 --> 00:02:25,190 The moment will come when we ask ourselves... 25 00:02:26,350 --> 00:02:28,680 Where did the Time go? 26 00:02:31,330 --> 00:02:33,940 How did the children I once cradled... 27 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,730 Grow up so very quickly? 28 00:02:41,910 --> 00:02:44,330 How did the life I dreamt of... 29 00:02:45,380 --> 00:02:49,370 Turn into a career I never expected? 30 00:02:52,190 --> 00:02:56,130 And how did that woman I saw each day in the mirror... 31 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,840 Become someone I don't even recognize? 32 00:03:03,670 --> 00:03:05,880 Juanita, this dress is awfully tight. 33 00:03:05,890 --> 00:03:07,230 I don't think you can get into it. 34 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,640 No, it's pretty. I can do it. 35 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:13,580 How's that one fit? Oh, I think we're gonna need the next size up. 36 00:03:19,130 --> 00:03:22,150 Uh, there is no next size up. 37 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,850 They don't make princess dresses for girls over 7. 38 00:03:24,860 --> 00:03:26,520 She's only 4 1/2. 39 00:03:29,950 --> 00:03:32,440 Look, my daughter was invited to a princess party, 40 00:03:32,450 --> 00:03:33,770 So I can't let her 41 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:35,820 Be the only girl there without a princess dress. 42 00:03:35,830 --> 00:03:37,540 Did you try the costume section? 43 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:39,950 I bet they'd have a mrs. Shrek dress that would fit her. 44 00:03:42,860 --> 00:03:44,810 Juanita, take off the dress! We're going. 45 00:03:44,820 --> 00:03:46,490 No! I can do it. 46 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:47,830 Look, I feel for you. 47 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:50,250 My niece Also has a weight problem. 48 00:03:50,260 --> 00:03:52,010 My daughter does not have a weight problem 49 00:03:52,020 --> 00:03:54,100 She has a little baby fat, that's All. 50 00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:55,420 In fact, the only problem she has 51 00:03:55,430 --> 00:03:56,780 Is this store being completely unprepared 52 00:03:56,790 --> 00:03:59,410 For a perfectly average 4-year-old girl. 53 00:04:05,460 --> 00:04:06,880 Just ring it up. 54 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,090 No, no, no! 55 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:15,140 Oh, for god sakes. What's wrong now? 56 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,120 Once again, 57 00:04:18,510 --> 00:04:21,020 The concept is, sweetie, 58 00:04:21,030 --> 00:04:23,480 You're taking the pie out of the oven, 59 00:04:23,490 --> 00:04:25,480 Your face aglow with surprise. 60 00:04:25,490 --> 00:04:28,570 Why am I surprised? Because it turned out so perfectly. 61 00:04:28,580 --> 00:04:31,170 Well, that's no surprise. My pies are Always perfect. 62 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:36,160 All right. It's your best pie ever. 63 00:04:36,170 --> 00:04:37,690 You've topped yourself. Hmm? 64 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:41,620 Mm. And I know this before I've tasted it? 65 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,930 Sweetie, just make whatever face you want. 66 00:04:44,940 --> 00:04:47,030 I just think you'll sell more cookbooks 67 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:48,020 If you don't look like 68 00:04:48,030 --> 00:04:49,770 You just made love to an ice cube. 69 00:04:51,690 --> 00:04:54,930 Andrew, dear, I'm going to take a little break. 70 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:56,650 Would you please tell this gentleman 71 00:04:56,660 --> 00:04:58,680 That if he calls me "sweetie" one more Time, 72 00:04:58,690 --> 00:05:02,110 I'm gonna grab his camera and take picture of his colon 72 00:05:04,310 --> 00:05:05,620 You got that, right? 73 00:05:09,940 --> 00:05:13,090 Katherine, hi. What are you doing here? The waiters need to be paid, 74 00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:15,490 And you took the key to the cashbox... Again. 75 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:20,470 Oh. Sorry. Paid for what? The armenian wedding? Lunch for 300? 76 00:05:20,490 --> 00:05:23,370 It was right after the breakfast for the garden club, 77 00:05:23,380 --> 00:05:24,910 Which you Also missed. Look, I'm sorry. 78 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:26,550 I didn't know a photo shoot would take this long. 79 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,700 I mean, who knew it'd be this hard to pose for a book cover? 80 00:05:28,710 --> 00:05:30,400 Oh, you'll be fine. 81 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:31,990 If there's one thing you're really good at, 82 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:36,240 It's posing as a chef. Okay, Katherine. 83 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:39,140 I know this book has been monopolizing my Time, 84 00:05:39,150 --> 00:05:40,880 And you feel overworked and undervalued. 85 00:05:40,890 --> 00:05:44,790 But I do appreciate you. In fact, I have a gift for you. 86 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,400 It's the galleys of my new book. 87 00:05:47,490 --> 00:05:48,920 Read page 2. 88 00:05:51,590 --> 00:05:53,240 "for Katherine Mayfair-- 89 00:05:53,260 --> 00:05:54,600 "a wonderful cook 90 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:56,630 And an even better friend." 91 00:05:59,310 --> 00:06:00,930 You dedicated it to me? 92 00:06:01,090 --> 00:06:03,340 Well, you make this All possible. 93 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:05,590 It's the least I could do. 94 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,220 Ahem! Excuse me. 95 00:06:07,230 --> 00:06:10,300 Time is money. Chop-chop, sweetie. 96 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:16,840 Andrew... Do we have a backup pie? 97 00:06:17,670 --> 00:06:19,290 Yes. Yes, we do. 98 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:21,450 Good. 99 00:06:31,170 --> 00:06:32,840 And the big blind... 100 00:06:34,010 --> 00:06:36,250 Catches a jack on the river. 101 00:06:39,590 --> 00:06:40,660 Preston? 102 00:06:40,670 --> 00:06:41,690 Mom! 103 00:06:41,700 --> 00:06:44,870 What the hell's going on here? Don't freak out. 104 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:47,570 We're just playing cards. Oh, yeah? Why didn't you play at home? 105 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:49,040 Why did you have to sneak in here? 106 00:06:49,050 --> 00:06:51,470 Tequila shots! 5 bucks! 107 00:06:54,210 --> 00:06:56,120 Asked and answered. 108 00:06:56,360 --> 00:07:00,640 Okay, that's it! Everybody out. Game's over. 109 00:07:00,710 --> 00:07:02,330 Can I have your chair for a second? 110 00:07:02,340 --> 00:07:05,170 Hey! Look up here! Mom's here. Party's over. 111 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:07,430 Door's open. Out you go. Go on. Shoo! 112 00:07:11,780 --> 00:07:14,330 You guys have pulled a lot of stupid stunts. 113 00:07:14,340 --> 00:07:15,470 But this? 114 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:16,870 This? 115 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:20,490 Risking our liquor license, our livelihood? 116 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:21,410 Who's going to find out? 117 00:07:21,420 --> 00:07:23,920 I mean, we've been running this game for a month, and nobody-- 118 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:29,770 Unbelievable. You guys are grounded for two weeks. 119 00:07:29,780 --> 00:07:30,740 But we have mecoming. 120 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:32,540 Yeah, yeah! Keep complaining. I'd love to make it a year. 121 00:07:32,550 --> 00:07:34,780 Now clean this place up. Now! 122 00:07:48,190 --> 00:07:49,650 Wow. That was fantastic. 123 00:07:50,060 --> 00:07:51,310 Amazing. 124 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:53,700 Whew. You were incredible. 125 00:07:53,710 --> 00:07:55,150 So were you. 126 00:07:55,860 --> 00:07:58,270 Oh. And... 127 00:08:00,510 --> 00:08:02,060 Time to go. 128 00:08:03,990 --> 00:08:05,240 Susan? 129 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:08,990 So it's been, what, four months? 130 00:08:09,340 --> 00:08:11,190 Are you ever gonna let me spend the night? 131 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,640 I don't know. Come on, zippy, zippy. 132 00:08:13,650 --> 00:08:16,220 Okay. It's just, you know... 133 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,260 Girls usually beg me to spend the night. 134 00:08:18,270 --> 00:08:20,220 Well, good, then you shouldn't have any problem 135 00:08:20,230 --> 00:08:23,390 Finding a place to sleep. Fine. I know the drill. 136 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,640 I can't spend the night. I can't meet your friends. 137 00:08:25,650 --> 00:08:28,660 I can't meet your son. I'm just wondering-- 138 00:08:28,670 --> 00:08:32,160 Is this ever gonna turn into something normal? You know, you're a guy, 139 00:08:32,170 --> 00:08:34,040 And we just had hot sex, 140 00:08:34,050 --> 00:08:35,830 And I didn't force you to cuddle. 141 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:38,300 So run! Go! Brag to your friends. 142 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:39,620 Look... 143 00:08:40,260 --> 00:08:42,820 I like you, and I know you like me. 144 00:08:42,830 --> 00:08:45,810 So why can't we be a couple? 145 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:49,800 'cause I'm... Not ready for that. 146 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:53,480 And what we've got-- that's All I can handle. 147 00:08:58,250 --> 00:08:59,650 Go. 148 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:02,030 Okay, but that's only gonna work, like, 149 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:03,640 500 or 600 more Times. 150 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:15,940 Good evening. Can I help you? 151 00:09:16,270 --> 00:09:20,080 Wrong question. The question is, can I help you? 152 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,010 Look, if you're trying to sell me something, 153 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,650 I don't have any money. 154 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,510 You do now. 155 00:09:26,860 --> 00:09:28,680 I don't understand. 156 00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:31,730 I'm here to buy you out of your lease. 157 00:09:32,070 --> 00:09:32,730 What? 158 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,380 I know. It's sudden. 159 00:09:34,390 --> 00:09:36,920 But there's something about this house that... 160 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:40,000 Well, it just feels like home to me. 161 00:09:40,130 --> 00:09:42,500 So I'd like to move in... Tonight. 162 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,510 Tonight? Areou crazy? 163 00:09:44,610 --> 00:09:46,580 A little bit. 164 00:09:47,110 --> 00:09:48,300 Okay, here. 165 00:09:48,310 --> 00:09:50,130 I will more than cover your moving expenses. 166 00:09:50,140 --> 00:09:54,040 Look, uh... I-i'm All set up here. 167 00:09:54,050 --> 00:09:56,650 Besides, my landlady would never Allow it. 168 00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:58,770 Why don't you let me worry about her? 169 00:09:58,780 --> 00:10:02,320 Mm, no. I-i don't have anywhere else to go. 170 00:10:02,330 --> 00:10:04,580 I think you should leave. 171 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:09,490 Look, Raymond... 172 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,810 How do you know my name? 173 00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:12,910 I made you a very generous offer, 174 00:10:13,650 --> 00:10:16,220 And I just know you're going to make the right decision. 175 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:17,790 Five. 176 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:19,860 Five what? What are you talking about? 177 00:10:20,590 --> 00:10:21,420 Four. 178 00:10:21,430 --> 00:10:23,310 Are you-- I don't understand. 179 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:26,370 Three. O-okay. Hang on for a second. 180 00:10:26,380 --> 00:10:27,820 Two. 181 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,430 Well, Raymond, thank you very much. 182 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:38,990 Here you go. Take care. 183 00:10:44,330 --> 00:10:47,120 All taken care of... Mrs. Williams. 184 00:10:48,950 --> 00:10:52,080 Thank you... Mr. Williams. 185 00:10:55,260 --> 00:10:56,530 The next morning, 186 00:10:56,540 --> 00:11:01,090 Edie Britt decided to announce her return to Wisteria Lane 187 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:04,290 In a way... That was guaranteed... 188 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:07,350 To make a big splash. 189 00:11:22,450 --> 00:11:25,450 Okay, you're not gonna believe this, but... 190 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,100 She's back. 191 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:43,230 Edie? Is that really you? 192 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:47,180 You know someone else my age with a body like this? 193 00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:50,000 So you're back? 194 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,740 What happened to your tenant? 195 00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:54,390 He, uh, came into some money and decided to move. 196 00:11:54,730 --> 00:11:57,130 We thought, what the heck? Let's move back! 197 00:11:57,620 --> 00:11:58,700 "we"? 198 00:11:58,710 --> 00:12:01,740 Oh, you don't know. I have a husband now. 199 00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:03,950 Really? Whose? 200 00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:08,590 So I'm in vegas talking to this real estate convention. 201 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,390 I do a little motivational speaking. 202 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,810 And there-- sixth row, center aisle, 203 00:12:12,820 --> 00:12:15,380 Is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. 204 00:12:15,940 --> 00:12:16,930 So after I finish, 205 00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:19,670 I walk into the audience and I ask this goddess out. 206 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:22,750 His seminar was called "getting what you want," 207 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:25,290 And he did... 208 00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:28,380 Three Times. Hmm. Before dinner. 209 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,180 Well, it's certainly nice to meet you, Dave, 210 00:12:31,190 --> 00:12:33,680 And let us be the first to welcome you to Wisteria Lane. 211 00:12:33,690 --> 00:12:35,590 Oh, you know what? We should have a dinner or something. 212 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,030 Oh, let's make it a party. 213 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,720 We could do it at my restaurant. We'd be honored 214 00:12:39,870 --> 00:12:40,970 Thank you. 215 00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:43,090 So, Gaby, I have to ask. 216 00:12:43,140 --> 00:12:46,670 What the hell happened to you? I mean, look at you. 217 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:49,120 Your--your clothes, your--your hair. 218 00:12:49,820 --> 00:12:54,290 Carlos might be blind, but the rest of us aren't. I had two children. 219 00:12:54,350 --> 00:12:55,850 For what? Breakfast? 220 00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:59,720 Edie? On your first day back in the neighborhood? 221 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,590 You're right. 222 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,640 I'm sorry, Gaby. 223 00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:10,610 It was rude and insensitive, and it won't happen again. 224 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:12,620 Really? 225 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:15,890 Are you okay. 226 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:20,060 Now shouldn't we offer your friends something to eat? 227 00:13:20,070 --> 00:13:22,420 Ooh! I baked some muffins. 228 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,980 Please don't take this the wrong way, but... 229 00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:30,560 We love you. 230 00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:40,800 Mijita! Lunch is ready. Go get your sister. 231 00:13:46,510 --> 00:13:48,780 Carlos, what's with All the cheese? 232 00:13:48,790 --> 00:13:50,910 You know how Juanita feels about brussels sprouts. 233 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,990 I'm just trying to make vegetables more fun. Well, next Time, 234 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,060 Give her a carrot and put her on a roller coaster. 235 00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:56,540 Have you tried to lift her lately? 236 00:13:56,550 --> 00:13:59,560 I know she's gotten chubby. She'll grow out of it 237 00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:01,060 Ha! We can only hope 238 00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:04,970 With your d.N.A. Running through her veins. Hey, I do not have fat d.N.A. 239 00:14:05,070 --> 00:14:07,940 Oh, don't make me pull out the Solis family photo Album. 240 00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:10,400 It's like a bunch of sea lions posing on a rock. 241 00:14:10,410 --> 00:14:12,980 Well, I'm sorry my relatives don't measure up to 242 00:14:12,990 --> 00:14:14,820 Thgroup of stick-thin drunks that you come from. 243 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:18,080 All I'm sang is that our daughter has a weight problem, 244 00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:21,280 And the sooner we admit it, the better. She's only 4. 245 00:14:21,350 --> 00:14:23,530 But, you know, you want her to develop a weight problem? 246 00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:26,830 Go ahead. Nag, criticize, make her feel self-conscious. 247 00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:28,640 See what happens. 248 00:14:33,530 --> 00:14:36,200 And obviously I am not getting through to the twins, 249 00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:38,870 Because no Matter what I say, they keep pulling this crap, 250 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:42,400 And I am sick of it. Honey, could you... 251 00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:43,780 Sorry. 252 00:14:43,790 --> 00:14:46,630 Yeah. So you-- you want me to talk to them? 253 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:49,510 You have to. I am tired of being the bad cop. 254 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,860 You walk the beat for a while. Fine. You know, boys this age, 255 00:14:52,870 --> 00:14:54,550 They're more likely to listen to their dads anyway. 256 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,210 I-i can handle this. 257 00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:57,920 I really appreciate it. 258 00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:01,190 Honey, you know what I'd appreciate? Could you... 259 00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:02,400 Sorry. 260 00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:12,830 So Kirby has aces in the hole... Yeah. 261 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:13,990 Whicmeans that Bobby 262 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,690 Will have to wear a dress to school on monday. Oh! Oh, my! Okay. 263 00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:20,530 You've got to get a picture of that! 264 00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:25,350 Tom? Can I talk to you a sec? 265 00:15:26,230 --> 00:15:27,730 Yeah. 266 00:15:27,770 --> 00:15:28,560 Don't you think 267 00:15:28,570 --> 00:15:30,550 You were kind of sending the wrong message in there? 268 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,150 I know we don't approve of what they did, 269 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,340 But you--you gotta admit. 270 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,700 Come on. Starting their own casino is kind of creative. 271 00:15:36,710 --> 00:15:39,740 Yeah? "creative" like selling fake i.D.S was creative. 272 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,690 And hot-wiring Mccluskey's car-- that was a work of art. 273 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:45,230 Honey, honey, this is nothing like that. 274 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,580 I mean, look, the whole school 275 00:15:46,590 --> 00:15:48,300 Is talking about their card game. 276 00:15:48,310 --> 00:15:49,830 Do you realize it was, like, 277 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,240 The place to be on a monday night? 278 00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:55,310 Oh, my god. 279 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:56,430 What? 280 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,260 You think they're cool. 281 00:15:58,390 --> 00:15:59,370 Well... Yeah. 282 00:15:59,380 --> 00:16:01,340 No, I mean you think they're cool 283 00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:04,920 In that you wanna be them. Oh, please. 284 00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:08,250 You do! This is Tom, former high school Nerd, 285 00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:11,520 Living vicarusly through his awesome-ass kids. 286 00:16:11,530 --> 00:16:14,470 Hey, I was plenty cool in high school. 287 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,480 Are we redefining "cool" 288 00:16:16,490 --> 00:16:19,220 To include playing trombone in the marching band? 289 00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:23,960 You're overreacting. 290 00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:26,780 You're a little high-spirited, but I trust them. 291 00:16:26,790 --> 00:16:30,180 So I've decided to unground them for the homecoming dance. 292 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,930 But I told them they couldn't go. 293 00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:35,010 And you told me to handle it, and I just did. 294 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,080 Oh, by the way, it wasn't a trombone. 295 00:16:40,090 --> 00:16:41,460 It was a tuba. 296 00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:43,670 Know your brass. 297 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,640 Juanita! 298 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,890 You said I could have cake. 299 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,170 I know, but so much? 300 00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:03,170 You could've gone back for a second piece. 301 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,160 This is my second piece. 302 00:17:13,820 --> 00:17:15,740 And it's not Juanita's fault. 303 00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:16,980 In this kind of situation, I blame the parents. 304 00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:19,620 Look, my kid would eat sugar All day long if I let her. 305 00:17:19,630 --> 00:17:22,640 Gaby's obviously one of those moms who just can't say no. 306 00:17:23,350 --> 00:17:26,540 It's a shame, too. Juanita has such a pretty face. 307 00:17:33,190 --> 00:17:34,150 I'm back. 308 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,580 You want something cold? 309 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,290 Well, actually, 310 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,530 I'm in the mood for something hot. 311 00:17:46,270 --> 00:17:47,620 You know... 312 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,250 This is why it's taking four months 313 00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:51,590 To get my house painted. 314 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,480 Haven't you ever heard that expression, 315 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:57,180 "you can have it done fast, or you can have it done right"? 316 00:17:57,190 --> 00:17:59,770 I think I'll have it done right now. 317 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,200 Hey, Susan? 318 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,350 Mm. Uh, Lynette, it's not really a good Time. 319 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,620 I just need five seconds to bitch about Tom, 320 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,190 And then I'll-- oh, my god. 321 00:18:12,630 --> 00:18:14,500 Your painter isn't done yet? 322 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:21,120 Yeah. He--he's hard to keep track of. 323 00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:24,880 Well, anyway, Tom refuses to acknowledge 324 00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:26,970 That the twins are turning into juvenile delinquents. 325 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:30,370 Just the other day, I was-- oh, you poor thing! You need a hug. 326 00:18:36,590 --> 00:18:38,420 Have you been drinking? 327 00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:48,680 Sorry to have barged in, 328 00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:50,180 And thanks for letting me get that off my chest. 329 00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:53,330 Hey, anytime that you need to talk, you just ring my bell... 330 00:18:53,670 --> 00:18:54,960 And wait. 331 00:18:56,450 --> 00:18:57,950 Okay, new rule. 332 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,110 From now on, sex only happens in the bedroom, door closed, 333 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:03,750 Between the hours of 7:00 and 10:00 p.M. You know what? 334 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,080 It'd be a hell of a lot easier for me to follow the rules 335 00:19:06,090 --> 00:19:09,570 If I knew why they existed. I just don't want my friends to know. 336 00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:11,590 Why? You--you ashamed of me? 337 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,750 No, of course not. 338 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,420 It's just... Complicated. 339 00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:18,330 I'm just a simple guy, 340 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:21,770 So I can't be your dirty little secret. 341 00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:23,730 I need more from you. 342 00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:28,870 I'm sorry. I can't give that to you. 343 00:19:32,350 --> 00:19:35,010 Honey, I know you wanna go home and watch your cartoons, 344 00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:37,290 But you had a lot of cake, 345 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:39,530 So I was thinking I'd take you to the park. 346 00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:42,980 That way, you could run around and get some nice, fun exercise. 347 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,250 No. 348 00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:46,620 You sure? 349 00:19:46,730 --> 00:19:48,650 Running around in the sun and fresh air 350 00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:50,000 Would make you feel good. 351 00:19:50,010 --> 00:19:52,440 Mm... No. 352 00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:54,930 Okay. 353 00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:56,740 Why don't you go throw that in the trash? 354 00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:58,340 And I'm gonna get the car started. 355 00:20:11,970 --> 00:20:13,370 He Juanita. 356 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,590 You wanna play a new game on the way home? 357 00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:20,640 Winner gets a new doll. Okay. 358 00:20:21,110 --> 00:20:22,620 Well, come on, then! 359 00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:36,840 Mommy, what are you doing? 360 00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:40,770 It's a new game I invented, and you're winning 1 to nothing! 361 00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:53,170 Katherine! Fantastic news. 362 00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:54,460 "what's cookin' Fairview?" 363 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:55,880 Is sending out a camera crew Tomorrow 364 00:20:55,890 --> 00:20:59,970 To do a piece on me and the book. Oh, which I just finished this morning. 365 00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:02,720 You read it ready? Yes. I couldn't put it down. 366 00:21:03,490 --> 00:21:05,720 But I have to tell you, at least a dozen recipes 367 00:21:05,730 --> 00:21:08,120 Are missing a pretty crucial ingredient. 368 00:21:08,270 --> 00:21:09,680 Really? 369 00:21:09,850 --> 00:21:11,040 What? 370 00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:12,310 My name. 371 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:16,190 Excuse me? Bree, your book is filled with recipes 372 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,380 That we developed together, 373 00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:20,030 And--and some of them are flat-out mine. Oh, don't be silly. 374 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,650 I May have based a few on your recipes, 375 00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:23,520 But I Always changed someing. 376 00:21:23,530 --> 00:21:24,800 Like what? The font? 377 00:21:24,810 --> 00:21:28,080 Name one difference between this meatloaf recipe and mine. 378 00:21:28,090 --> 00:21:30,370 Well, yours calls for minced curly leaf parsley. 379 00:21:30,380 --> 00:21:32,380 Mine calls for minced flat leaf. 380 00:21:32,490 --> 00:21:34,840 It's minced! Who can tell the difference? 381 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:37,430 Bree, you have recipes in here you can't even make. 382 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,440 Never heard anything so absurd. 383 00:21:39,450 --> 00:21:42,400 The croquembouche cake with the spun sugar netting? 384 00:21:42,410 --> 00:21:45,140 I've never once seen you work with molten sugar. 385 00:21:45,150 --> 00:21:47,050 I Always make that cake. ReAlly, Katherine. 386 00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:50,180 Just because I let you execute a few eye-catching garnishes 387 00:21:50,190 --> 00:21:52,070 That gratify your need to show off, 388 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:55,240 Doesn't mean that I can't do them just as well myself. 389 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,870 You let me? 390 00:21:57,970 --> 00:22:00,150 I thought we were partners. 391 00:22:00,870 --> 00:22:02,180 We are. 392 00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:05,280 That's why your name is on the dedication page. 393 00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:09,990 You were right about the dedication, Bree. 394 00:22:10,390 --> 00:22:12,740 It really was theleastyou could do. 395 00:22:19,930 --> 00:22:21,820 18 to zero! 396 00:22:21,830 --> 00:22:24,150 2 more points, and you'll break the record. 397 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,100 Mommy, I'm tired! 398 00:22:26,890 --> 00:22:28,020 Really? 399 00:22:28,030 --> 00:22:29,540 Well, I thought running through that guy's sprinkler 400 00:22:29,550 --> 00:22:32,320 Would've refreshed you. Now come on! 401 00:22:32,330 --> 00:22:33,540 No. 402 00:22:35,170 --> 00:22:38,590 Looks like mommy's gonna score her first 2 points. 403 00:22:39,110 --> 00:22:40,670 Come on, Juanita. 404 00:22:40,820 --> 00:22:43,180 Show mommy what a winner you are. 405 00:22:53,450 --> 00:22:54,560 Juanita! 406 00:22:54,570 --> 00:22:56,210 What are you doing?! 407 00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:58,930 Juanita, stop! 408 00:23:11,670 --> 00:23:14,240 Juanita! Juanita! 409 00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:16,950 And while I thought 410 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,030 Grounding you was an appropriate punishment, 411 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,510 Your dad convinced me 412 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,770 I was being a little too hard on you guys. Absolutely. 413 00:23:22,780 --> 00:23:24,430 And so we have decided 414 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,240 To let you go to the homecoming dance tonight... 415 00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:27,950 That's right! 416 00:23:29,060 --> 00:23:31,500 In your father's convertible. 417 00:23:32,270 --> 00:23:34,540 Um, um, h-h-hold on. What? Wh-- 418 00:23:34,550 --> 00:23:36,500 Come on, Tom. I mean, we trust them, right? 419 00:23:36,510 --> 00:23:37,640 Yes, yes. 420 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:38,840 I-i would trust them more if they 421 00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:42,830 Were driving your car. No! You don't wan 422 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:46,400 Two cool kids pulling up to homecoming in a mom car, 423 00:23:46,410 --> 00:23:48,620 Especially with that big dent they put in it last month. 424 00:23:48,630 --> 00:23:51,030 Dude! Thanks! Thanks! 425 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,400 Don't thank me. Thank your father. Thanks, dad! 426 00:23:53,410 --> 00:23:56,380 You rock! Uh, you--whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Here--some ground rules. 427 00:23:56,390 --> 00:23:59,200 N-no muddy shoes on my floor mats. No-- 428 00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:01,000 Tom, relax! 429 00:24:02,260 --> 00:24:05,190 You high-spirited kids do whatever it takes to have fun. 430 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,100 And in three, two, one. 431 00:24:13,110 --> 00:24:15,760 Welcome back to "what's cookin' Fairview?" 432 00:24:15,770 --> 00:24:17,510 We're talking with Bree Van De Kamp, 433 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,820 Fairview's premier caterer, 434 00:24:18,830 --> 00:24:21,240 Who's about to publish her very first cookbook. 435 00:24:21,290 --> 00:24:23,100 Bree, could you show us inside? 436 00:24:23,490 --> 00:24:25,520 This is my kitchen, 437 00:24:25,690 --> 00:24:28,000 And this is my staff-- 438 00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:31,510 The most gifted, hardworking team 439 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,900 A cook could ever have hoped for. 440 00:24:34,030 --> 00:24:36,170 I cannot say enough good things about them. 441 00:24:36,180 --> 00:24:38,660 So which one of you has worked with Bree the longest? 442 00:24:39,210 --> 00:24:40,520 That would be me. 443 00:24:40,590 --> 00:24:43,610 So tell me, what's it really like working with Bree? 444 00:24:47,180 --> 00:24:48,790 It's inspiring. 445 00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:52,930 There is absolutely nothing she can't do. 446 00:24:53,270 --> 00:24:54,790 Katherine, I'm blushing. 447 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:57,430 Working with her has been... 448 00:24:57,470 --> 00:24:59,770 Such an education 449 00:25:00,380 --> 00:25:01,860 That i--aah! 450 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:03,740 Ah! Oh, god. Are you All right? 451 00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:05,520 I think I strained my wrist. God, it hurts. 452 00:25:05,530 --> 00:25:10,100 Oh, you poor dear. Could someone please get some ice? Oh, no. 453 00:25:10,110 --> 00:25:14,260 Oh, and I was just about to put the spun sugar netting 454 00:25:14,270 --> 00:25:16,520 On our famous croquembouche. 455 00:25:18,740 --> 00:25:20,600 Would you mind doing it? 456 00:25:22,630 --> 00:25:23,600 Katherine, 457 00:25:23,610 --> 00:25:26,490 I'm sure your wrist is just fine. 458 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:28,990 No, it's really throbbing. 459 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,760 Okay, it looks like Bree to the rescue. 460 00:25:33,260 --> 00:25:34,360 Be sure you get this. 461 00:25:34,370 --> 00:25:36,040 Really something to see. 462 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:43,950 The secret to spinning sugar 463 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,670 Is this special whisk 464 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:48,340 That makes lovely gossamer threads. 465 00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:56,330 Careful, dear. 466 00:25:56,340 --> 00:25:58,660 You're clumping. I can see that. 467 00:26:01,990 --> 00:26:03,270 That stuff's hot! 468 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,660 Sorry. 469 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,820 Oops! 470 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:17,110 So that's your idea of exercise? Having her run after a car? 471 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:19,850 Carlos, our daughter sucked down half a sheet cake, 472 00:26:19,860 --> 00:26:22,000 And afterwards, no one could find the candles. 473 00:26:22,010 --> 00:26:23,670 Wake up! We have got a problem! 474 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:27,000 I just don't think the solution is to humiliate her. 475 00:26:27,010 --> 00:26:28,370 Now even if she's... Heavy, 476 00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:30,340 Doesn't she have the right to feel good about herself? 477 00:26:30,350 --> 00:26:34,350 Hey, I'm protecting her. She doesn't know the truth yet. 478 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:37,250 Women only have five seconds to be young d beautiful, 479 00:26:37,260 --> 00:26:38,730 And then it's gone. 480 00:26:39,050 --> 00:26:42,080 And then before you know it, we're old and fat and married 481 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:44,450 And wondering where our beauty went. 482 00:26:44,780 --> 00:26:46,140 Gaby... 483 00:26:46,460 --> 00:26:48,900 No, Carlos. I mean... 484 00:26:48,930 --> 00:26:50,880 Sometimes I'm glad you can't see me. 485 00:26:50,890 --> 00:26:52,640 Five years and two kids 486 00:26:52,650 --> 00:26:54,150 And no Time for facials or the gym. 487 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:57,270 It just... Takes a toll. 488 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,360 And when Edie same the other day, 489 00:27:03,370 --> 00:27:05,420 It was like she didn't even recognize me. 490 00:27:07,090 --> 00:27:08,330 Listen to me. 491 00:27:11,010 --> 00:27:13,890 Nobody knows your face better than I do. 492 00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:15,970 And I see it every Time I kiss you. 493 00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:17,870 In 5 years or 50, 494 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,830 You will Always be beautiful. 495 00:27:23,220 --> 00:27:24,680 Hear me? 496 00:27:29,030 --> 00:27:30,240 And now to finish, 497 00:27:30,250 --> 00:27:32,830 You simply transfer your spun sugar 498 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,400 To the croquembouche 499 00:27:34,410 --> 00:27:37,610 And gracefully drape it around 500 00:27:37,610 --> 00:27:40,880 In a delicate swirl. 501 00:27:45,310 --> 00:27:46,440 Did I meion that you... 502 00:27:46,450 --> 00:27:49,150 Probably shouldn't be wearing jewelry 503 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,770 While working with spun sugar? Um... 504 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,970 Well, there's no law that says it has to be a delicate veil. 505 00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:03,610 I mean, it could really just be a beautiful, um, 506 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,560 Little, uh, white... 507 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,580 Ribbon. 508 00:28:10,390 --> 00:28:11,710 Turn off the damn camera. 509 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:15,150 Ah, actually, my wrist is feeling a little better. 510 00:28:15,340 --> 00:28:17,230 Why don't I give it a shot? 511 00:28:26,110 --> 00:28:27,420 Whatcha doing? 512 00:28:27,430 --> 00:28:30,830 Okay, where are they? It's 30 minutes past curfew. 513 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:34,050 Actually, it's 32. 514 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,200 If there is a single scratch on that car-- 515 00:28:36,210 --> 00:28:38,550 I mean, after All the Time that I spent restoring that thing... 516 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,790 Yeah. Remember when you spent the entire day on the internet 517 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,150 Trying to find a new gearshift knob? 518 00:28:46,590 --> 00:28:48,190 Worst anniversary ever. 519 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:51,340 I cannot believe that you did this to me. 520 00:28:51,350 --> 00:28:52,470 I know. 521 00:28:52,630 --> 00:28:54,410 That car is your baby. 522 00:28:55,730 --> 00:28:59,590 If only there was something I felt that intensely about. 523 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,510 Oh, wait! There is-- my actual babies. 524 00:29:03,010 --> 00:29:05,490 You think I don't care about our boys? 525 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:07,580 I know you love them, 526 00:29:07,590 --> 00:29:10,410 But sometimes you find them so cool and entertaining, 527 00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:11,980 You forget to parent them. 528 00:29:11,990 --> 00:29:14,750 Lynette-- no, listen. 529 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,730 This is important. 530 00:29:17,860 --> 00:29:20,380 When they were little and they'd act out, 531 00:29:20,390 --> 00:29:23,010 And we'd Always say, "relax! They're young. 532 00:29:23,020 --> 00:29:24,500 When they're older, they'll get it." 533 00:29:24,510 --> 00:29:27,040 Well, Tom, they're 16 now. 534 00:29:28,430 --> 00:29:30,230 Not getting it. 535 00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:34,130 We have a lot of work to do in a very short Time, 536 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:35,920 And if you and I aren't in sync, 537 00:29:35,930 --> 00:29:38,240 I'm afraid it's not gonna happen. 538 00:29:51,620 --> 00:29:55,100 Hey, sorry we're late. Yeah. But, dad, you have to hear this story. 539 00:29:55,110 --> 00:29:57,270 We just pulled up at an intersection, 540 00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:00,870 And there were these two hot girls-- I don't want to hear it. 541 00:30:01,390 --> 00:30:03,200 You ever hear of a thing called a cell phone? 542 00:30:03,210 --> 00:30:05,210 We're only, like, 35 minutes late. 543 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:07,390 Yeah, 35 minutes, during which Time 544 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,890 Your mother and I have been worried ck. 545 00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:10,510 But, dad-- 546 00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:13,380 You broke the rules. There are consequences. 547 00:30:16,150 --> 00:30:17,910 You're both grounded for a month. 548 00:30:18,340 --> 00:30:21,120 This sucks! You're only doing this 549 00:30:21,130 --> 00:30:22,730 'cause you were worried about your precious car. 550 00:30:22,740 --> 00:30:24,800 You think? Get out of the way. 551 00:30:33,270 --> 00:30:35,670 Any other opinions you'd like to share? 552 00:30:49,150 --> 00:30:50,390 Thank you. 553 00:30:50,470 --> 00:30:52,980 But you didn't have to... 554 00:30:54,820 --> 00:30:56,470 That mirror was scratched. 555 00:30:57,850 --> 00:30:59,690 I Already ordered a new one. 556 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,730 Mrs. Mccluskey! You're still Alive! 557 00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:16,720 Oh, it's nice to see you, too, Edie. 558 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,980 This is my husband, Dave Williams. 559 00:31:19,990 --> 00:31:21,350 So how did you two meet? 560 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,150 You run a free clinic or something? 561 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,450 I'm sorry. Who are you? Karen Mccluskey, 562 00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:28,070 Edie's best friend on the street. 563 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,340 Well, it's a real pleasure to meet you. 564 00:31:34,780 --> 00:31:36,190 What are you doing here? 565 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,760 Um, I just need to talk to you. 566 00:31:38,770 --> 00:31:40,870 Not here. Go home. I'll call you. 567 00:31:41,310 --> 00:31:42,080 When? 568 00:31:42,090 --> 00:31:44,720 I don't know. Later. Just go. 569 00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:53,430 I have to say, ladies, 570 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,970 This is quite a shindig. 571 00:31:54,980 --> 00:31:56,990 Oh, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself. 572 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,810 Yeah, I mean, there's really not a lot of people 573 00:31:58,820 --> 00:32:04,160 Who go to this much trouble to say they're sorry. Excuse me? 574 00:32:04,170 --> 00:32:07,850 Well, the party. It's just a beautiful way to apologize. 575 00:32:09,290 --> 00:32:11,770 Edie, this is not a "we're sorry" party. 576 00:32:11,780 --> 00:32:14,160 This is a "we forgive you" party. 577 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,730 You forgive me? 578 00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,510 Well, I think what Gaby means is 579 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:22,490 You were fairly awful to us right before you left, 580 00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:24,940 And this is our way of welcoming you back 581 00:32:24,950 --> 00:32:27,620 To hopefully not do it again. 582 00:32:28,130 --> 00:32:29,680 You gotta be kidding. 583 00:32:31,470 --> 00:32:33,230 You froze me out. 584 00:32:33,980 --> 00:32:35,820 You threatened to ruin my business, 585 00:32:35,830 --> 00:32:37,830 And you ran me out of town. 586 00:32:38,050 --> 00:32:41,310 Now it's taken me five years to stop hating you. 587 00:32:41,950 --> 00:32:43,900 Great party, ladies. 588 00:32:43,910 --> 00:32:45,580 Thank you very much. 589 00:32:45,590 --> 00:32:47,810 Now... Mind if I steal my wife? 590 00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:49,450 Sweetheart? 591 00:32:57,530 --> 00:32:58,940 Isn't that your painter? 592 00:33:01,950 --> 00:33:04,210 Is it? I can't tell. 593 00:33:12,130 --> 00:33:15,340 Ooh! Excuse me. It's okay. 594 00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:27,170 Didn't they pay the bill? 595 00:33:27,270 --> 00:33:30,200 All right. Calm down. I'll take care of it. 596 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,620 You, come with me. 597 00:33:34,590 --> 00:33:36,920 Why would you humiliate me in front of my friends? 598 00:33:36,930 --> 00:33:38,390 Are you a lunatic? 599 00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:41,680 I-i'm just trying to get through to you. 600 00:33:41,690 --> 00:33:44,290 And, yeah, it's making me kinda crazy. 601 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,240 Susan... Why can't I meet your friends? 602 00:33:49,450 --> 00:33:51,290 I mean, am I really that horrible? 603 00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:52,990 No, of course not. My friends would love you. 604 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,660 Then what is the problem? 605 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:56,940 The problem is, 606 00:33:56,950 --> 00:33:59,410 If you meet my friends, then we're in a relationship, 607 00:33:59,420 --> 00:34:01,580 And I can't be in a relationship right now. 608 00:34:01,820 --> 00:34:05,010 But i-i promise, I'll make you very happy. 609 00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:06,830 Well, Maybe I don't deserve to be happy. 610 00:34:23,380 --> 00:34:24,850 A few years ago... 611 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:28,050 There was this car accident... 612 00:34:29,390 --> 00:34:30,700 A bad one. 613 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,130 Take the high road? 614 00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:36,120 Did you hear what those smug bitches said to me? 615 00:34:36,130 --> 00:34:38,120 Edie, it's important these people like us. 616 00:34:38,130 --> 00:34:39,340 It's our home now. 617 00:34:39,350 --> 00:34:41,960 I never should've let you talk me into moving back here. 618 00:34:41,970 --> 00:34:45,210 Why? Why were you so gung ho on Wisteria Lane? 619 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,850 Listen to your husband. We can be happy here, 620 00:34:49,410 --> 00:34:51,890 But we need these people to like us. 621 00:34:52,370 --> 00:34:53,560 Why? 622 00:34:55,790 --> 00:34:58,010 It'll just make everything easier. 623 00:35:01,370 --> 00:35:02,510 That was an accident. 624 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,400 Susan, you can't feel guilty about it. 625 00:35:04,410 --> 00:35:06,190 You know what, Jackson? You're not gonna say anything 626 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,240 I haven't Already heard a million Times. 627 00:35:08,570 --> 00:35:10,850 I-i only told you because i... 628 00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:12,970 I just want you to understand 629 00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:15,060 Why I can't let you in my life. 630 00:35:17,450 --> 00:35:18,890 Well... 631 00:35:20,510 --> 00:35:24,360 Do you mind if I hang out for the next few months 632 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,330 And see if you change your mind? 633 00:35:30,090 --> 00:35:32,190 Yeah, I guess I could handle that. 634 00:35:38,430 --> 00:35:40,290 Well, why don't you... 635 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,430 Go have fun with your friends? 636 00:35:43,270 --> 00:35:44,720 And just call me when you're free. 637 00:35:44,730 --> 00:35:45,940 Okay. 638 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,360 Please, Danielle. You have no right to take him. 639 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,790 I have every right. He's my kid. 640 00:36:12,910 --> 00:36:14,780 Danielle, we agreed I would raise him. 641 00:36:14,790 --> 00:36:16,230 We agreed it would be best! 642 00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:19,090 You said it would be best! I've had no say in anything! 643 00:36:19,100 --> 00:36:21,800 But I am married now, and Leo's a lawyer. 644 00:36:21,810 --> 00:36:24,450 So do yourself a favor and don't try to fight this! 645 00:36:25,260 --> 00:36:28,200 Please, Danielle, we can have any arrangement you like. 646 00:36:28,210 --> 00:36:30,100 Please, just don't take him! 647 00:36:30,110 --> 00:36:32,740 For god sakes, Orson's gone. 648 00:36:32,750 --> 00:36:35,220 You kids are grown. Benjamin's All I have! 649 00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,510 You're just gonna have tfind something else. 650 00:36:42,730 --> 00:36:45,160 Honey, come to bed. It's after 2:00. 651 00:36:49,090 --> 00:36:51,410 The cooking show agreed to redo my segment. 652 00:36:51,420 --> 00:36:53,440 I wanna make sure it's perfect this Time. 653 00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:57,040 Well, I won't tell you how to run your business. 654 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,540 It's your baby. 655 00:37:03,270 --> 00:37:04,560 Yes, it is. 656 00:37:43,390 --> 00:37:45,740 Hey. Um, m.J. Ready? 657 00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:47,770 Yeah, he's upstairs waiting for you. 658 00:37:54,070 --> 00:37:55,520 I told you the brakes were squeaking. 659 00:37:55,530 --> 00:37:58,170 I asked you to get them checked. And I checked 'em! 660 00:37:58,180 --> 00:37:59,760 I meant a mechanic... 661 00:37:59,770 --> 00:38:02,830 Not you. It was not the brakes, Susan. 662 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,560 If it had been, it wouldn't have Mattered. 663 00:38:04,570 --> 00:38:07,490 They crashed into us! And we killed them, Mike! 664 00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:09,560 We didn't kill them! They died. 665 00:38:09,570 --> 00:38:11,940 They were a mother and a child. 666 00:38:11,950 --> 00:38:13,850 She was a mother, just like me... 667 00:38:13,860 --> 00:38:15,800 With a child just like ours. 668 00:38:15,810 --> 00:38:18,120 And if it weren't for us, they would still be Alive. 669 00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:20,480 Yeah, we have been over and over this, Susan. 670 00:38:20,490 --> 00:38:24,310 It's--it's like you want to suffer. It's like you don't care at All, 671 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:25,930 Like you feel nothing for those people. 672 00:38:25,940 --> 00:38:28,960 I can't do this again! I just can't! 673 00:38:36,860 --> 00:38:39,440 Hey. Did you pack your dinosaur book 674 00:38:39,450 --> 00:38:41,820 So you can read it with your daddy? Sure did. 675 00:38:41,830 --> 00:38:43,970 Oh, good. Mmm. 676 00:38:43,980 --> 00:38:45,680 Okay, you have fun, sweetie. 677 00:38:47,490 --> 00:38:50,890 So, um, I'll probably bring him back sunday around 6:00 or so. 678 00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:52,230 Fine. 679 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:57,320 Well, have a good weekend. Doing anything special? 680 00:38:59,650 --> 00:39:02,080 Well, I've sort of starteseeing someone. 681 00:39:04,310 --> 00:39:06,670 So I might do something with him. 682 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:10,680 Good for you. 683 00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:25,530 It goes by so quickly. 684 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,760 In a flash, 685 00:39:28,770 --> 00:39:31,220 The life we knew is gone forever. 686 00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:34,790 And we're left to ask ourselves... 687 00:39:36,070 --> 00:39:38,190 How could he have left me? 688 00:39:43,470 --> 00:39:46,140 When did my beauty start to fade? 689 00:39:49,860 --> 00:39:52,510 Why has my friend changed? 690 00:39:56,730 --> 00:39:59,590 Was I the best mother I could have been? 691 00:40:02,460 --> 00:40:04,860 Of course, there are some people 692 00:40:04,870 --> 00:40:08,040 Who understand how quickly Time passes. 693 00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:14,310 That's why they're so determined 694 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:15,980 To get what they want 695 00:40:16,810 --> 00:40:19,530 Before it's too late. 696 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,460 Oh, dr. Heller. I've been meaning to call you. 697 00:40:25,470 --> 00:40:27,770 Yeah, I was getting concerned. 698 00:40:27,780 --> 00:40:29,940 You're required to check in once a month. 699 00:40:30,090 --> 00:40:32,290 It was a condition of your release. 700 00:40:32,490 --> 00:40:34,410 Oh, come on. That was a year ago. 701 00:40:34,460 --> 00:40:36,170 But to be honest, the meds are working so well, 702 00:40:36,180 --> 00:40:38,320 I kinda forgot about you. No offense. 703 00:40:38,330 --> 00:40:42,520 Dave, once a month. Not optional. 704 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,180 Message received, doc. 705 00:40:44,190 --> 00:40:47,740 But seriously, you don't need to worry about me. I'm great. 706 00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,670 I'll talk to you in a month. 707 00:40:58,290 --> 00:40:59,190 Just tell me. 708 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,160 What are the magic words that I've gotta say 709 00:41:01,170 --> 00:41:04,120 So you will let me out of here? Dave, you've been here six weeks, 710 00:41:04,130 --> 00:41:05,400 And you don't seem any closer 711 00:41:05,410 --> 00:41:09,560 To coming to terms with your rage. I've come to terms with it, 712 00:41:09,570 --> 00:41:11,650 And I like it just the way it is. 713 00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:14,350 The charges were dropped because you agreed 714 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,410 To put yourself in a doctor's care. 715 00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:18,320 I'm not going to authorize your release 716 00:41:18,330 --> 00:41:19,900 Until I see some real progress. 717 00:41:19,910 --> 00:41:22,660 Wh-what's progress supposed to look like to you, doc? 718 00:41:22,670 --> 00:41:25,670 I mean, should I just plaster some fake smile on my face 719 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,540 And pretend this--this thing that's inside me 720 00:41:27,550 --> 00:41:28,510 Isn't eatin' me Alive? 721 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,500 'cause I can do that if you want. I need to make sure 722 00:41:30,510 --> 00:41:32,540 You're not a danger to yourself or to others. 723 00:41:32,550 --> 00:41:37,330 Listen, I've never been a danger to myself. 724 00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:40,200 And as far as the others are concerned, 725 00:41:41,170 --> 00:41:43,770 There's only one person who should be worried. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net