1 00:00:00,070 --> 00:00:02,270 Previously on... 2 00:00:02,280 --> 00:00:04,270 We had an agreement to keep things casual. 3 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:06,660 Susan made her feelings clear. 4 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:10,100 So if I was with another woman, that wouldn't bother you? No, it wouldn't. 5 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:11,550 You work here? 6 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:14,410 I'm great with food. I understand business. 7 00:00:14,420 --> 00:00:16,530 Bree made orson a partner. 8 00:00:16,540 --> 00:00:19,140 Is she still asking you questions about me? A few. 9 00:00:19,150 --> 00:00:22,460 And dave took steps to get karen mccluskey out of the way. 10 00:00:22,470 --> 00:00:24,980 You think you can screw with me? 11 00:00:26,250 --> 00:00:28,200 Karen! Stop doing that. 12 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:36,520 As a masseur for the fairview country club, 13 00:00:36,530 --> 00:00:39,040 Carlos solis had become an expert 14 00:00:39,050 --> 00:00:41,400 On how to make women happy. 15 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,480 That's why he always had scented candles waiting 16 00:00:46,490 --> 00:00:48,280 For sue bridges... 17 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,760 New age music for betsy daniel... 18 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:58,230 And apple schnapps for shannon glenn. 19 00:01:00,380 --> 00:01:03,900 Yes, carlos had made a lot of women happy 20 00:01:03,910 --> 00:01:05,570 Over the years. 21 00:01:06,630 --> 00:01:11,070 But on one very unusual wednesday afternoon... 22 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:15,500 He made mrs. Virginia hildebrand 23 00:01:15,580 --> 00:01:17,540 A little happier... 24 00:01:18,410 --> 00:01:20,640 Than he intended. 25 00:01:25,490 --> 00:01:27,500 Helen said your last reservation just canceled. 26 00:01:27,510 --> 00:01:30,140 Do you want a ride home? Thanks, clay. That'd be great. 27 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:34,350 Um... Can I ask you something? How long you been a masseur? 28 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:36,600 14 years. 29 00:01:36,610 --> 00:01:38,440 Okay. And in all those years... 30 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,530 Have you ever accidentally given a woman... 31 00:01:42,900 --> 00:01:44,940 An orgasm? An orgasm?! 32 00:01:44,950 --> 00:01:46,780 Keep your voice down. You want to get me fired? 33 00:01:46,790 --> 00:01:51,160 How do you accidentally give a woman an orgasm? I don't know. 34 00:01:51,170 --> 00:01:56,490 I can barely give my girlfriend one, and I try really hard. 35 00:01:56,510 --> 00:01:58,540 All I did was touch her back. 36 00:01:59,090 --> 00:02:00,260 Are you sure? 37 00:02:00,270 --> 00:02:02,830 Some of these old broads-- their bodies drop. 38 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:04,820 Not everything's where it's supposed to be. 39 00:02:05,090 --> 00:02:07,780 I may be blind, but my sense of touch is just fine. 40 00:02:08,430 --> 00:02:10,820 Well, then maybe she just really liked the massage. 41 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:12,120 You wouldn't believe the moaners I get on my 42 00:02:12,130 --> 00:02:15,230 Table. I'm telling you, her body was quivering 43 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:16,750 And she could barely breathe. 44 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:19,030 All right, well, there's one sure-firway to find out. 45 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:21,500 Where's your tip envelope? On the counter. 46 00:02:26,330 --> 00:02:27,620 How much she leave me? 47 00:02:29,290 --> 00:02:30,990 Enough for two orgasms. 48 00:02:34,970 --> 00:02:36,090 Yes... 49 00:02:36,100 --> 00:02:40,670 Carlos solis was an expert on how to make women happy. 50 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:43,750 I'm about to go get groceries. Where are your tips? 51 00:02:48,330 --> 00:02:50,750 Oh, my god! How did you get so much? 52 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:54,570 And he knew the best way to keep his wife happy... 53 00:02:54,580 --> 00:02:56,450 Just... Good at my job. 54 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:02,110 Was to lie. 55 00:03:14,670 --> 00:03:17,590 There are dangerous women in this world-- 56 00:03:17,710 --> 00:03:20,900 Devious predators waiting to strike. 57 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:24,920 You can spot them by the lipstick they use, 58 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,380 The shoes they wear 59 00:03:27,780 --> 00:03:30,390 And the perfume they choose. 60 00:03:30,650 --> 00:03:34,220 But the easiest way to spot a dangerous woman 61 00:03:34,230 --> 00:03:36,760 Is to see how she behaves... 62 00:03:36,770 --> 00:03:39,260 I am about to make you so happy. 63 00:03:40,260 --> 00:03:42,820 With another woman's husband. 64 00:03:43,260 --> 00:03:45,320 Amy, don't worry about the lunch specials. 65 00:03:45,330 --> 00:03:48,830 I am only two blocks away. I'll take care of it once i... 66 00:03:52,570 --> 00:03:55,410 Actually, you do them. I'm gonna be a while. 67 00:03:59,090 --> 00:04:00,240 Tom? 68 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:05,360 H--lynette, hey. What--what are you doing here? 69 00:04:05,610 --> 00:04:07,930 So funny. I was gonna ask you the same question. 70 00:04:07,940 --> 00:04:10,970 But I was gonna start with "what the hell?" 71 00:04:10,980 --> 00:04:13,670 You remember anne, right? Anne schilling. 72 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,420 Kirby's mom. 73 00:04:16,210 --> 00:04:18,910 We were room parents together in the third grade. 74 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,040 Right. 75 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:23,640 So... What the hell? 76 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,150 Tom, why don't we just show her? 77 00:04:34,780 --> 00:04:36,390 It's for my band. 78 00:04:36,540 --> 00:04:39,370 Anne has been helping us find a rehearsal space. 79 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:43,620 That's right. You're a realtor. 80 00:04:43,630 --> 00:04:46,560 Now I know what you're thinking. It seems like a waste of money. 81 00:04:46,570 --> 00:04:48,500 But I just got them to reduce the rent 82 00:04:48,510 --> 00:04:50,710 And throw in the utilities. 83 00:04:51,050 --> 00:04:52,630 And you're always complaining about the nois 84 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:55,100 When we practice in the garage, so, you know... 85 00:04:56,980 --> 00:04:58,340 What do you think? 86 00:04:59,670 --> 00:05:03,210 It's great. 87 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:04,380 You do? 88 00:05:05,340 --> 00:05:06,700 Wonderful. 89 00:05:07,010 --> 00:05:09,080 Listen, I have to be somewhere by 10:00, 90 00:05:09,090 --> 00:05:12,500 So why don't we sign a lease right now? 91 00:05:12,550 --> 00:05:16,890 Wow! I-i was convinced that you would think it was a dumb idea. 92 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:19,160 Well... It's a little dumb, 93 00:05:19,170 --> 00:05:21,600 But compared to what I was thinking... 94 00:05:22,460 --> 00:05:23,760 What were you thinking? 95 00:05:25,130 --> 00:05:26,470 Well, it's just... 96 00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:29,820 I saw you two together, and i... 97 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,990 I didn't know that you were... And she looks so... 98 00:05:35,580 --> 00:05:37,730 For god sakes, tom, the woman has to be somewhere. 99 00:05:37,740 --> 00:05:39,490 Just sign the damn lease. 100 00:05:42,190 --> 00:05:45,510 So out of nowhere, jackson says, "let's move in together." 101 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:47,620 I-i mean, of course I was stunned. 102 00:05:47,630 --> 00:05:50,860 And then when I said no, he just broke up with me. 103 00:05:50,870 --> 00:05:53,940 I mean, does he really expect me to be in love 104 00:05:53,950 --> 00:05:56,200 After just five months? That's crazy. 105 00:05:56,210 --> 00:06:00,040 Yeah, I guess, although his work on these moldings is amazing. 106 00:06:00,050 --> 00:06:02,210 You really want me to repaint these, suzanne? 107 00:06:02,220 --> 00:06:03,170 It's susan. 108 00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:06,210 And he was the first one to say he didn't want to get serious. 109 00:06:06,220 --> 00:06:08,570 Which is why I was happy. We were just having fun. 110 00:06:08,580 --> 00:06:10,270 Well, maybe you should call him. 111 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:13,570 How do you like this color? Not so much. 112 00:06:13,580 --> 00:06:15,480 Frank, how can I call him? 113 00:06:15,490 --> 00:06:17,700 He's the one that ended it with me. 114 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:20,550 Look, the guy makes you happy. 115 00:06:21,820 --> 00:06:23,700 He says he loves you. 116 00:06:24,190 --> 00:06:25,950 You gonna let pride stop you 117 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:28,180 From finding out where this thing could go? 118 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:31,490 Come on. 119 00:06:31,670 --> 00:06:33,100 Don't be stupid. 120 00:06:37,860 --> 00:06:39,530 How much am I paying you? 121 00:06:39,750 --> 00:06:41,500 $14 an hour. 122 00:06:42,370 --> 00:06:43,910 That's not enough. 123 00:06:45,140 --> 00:06:46,940 No, ma'am, it's not. 124 00:06:52,350 --> 00:06:55,040 Carlos, what are you doing home? 125 00:06:55,090 --> 00:06:57,810 Uh, virginia insisted on giving me a ride. 126 00:06:57,820 --> 00:06:59,410 You must be gabrielle. 127 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:01,920 Carlos has told me so much about you. 128 00:07:01,930 --> 00:07:03,460 I'm virginia hildebrand. 129 00:07:03,470 --> 00:07:06,560 Oh! You are the mrs. Hildebrand. 130 00:07:06,570 --> 00:07:08,710 Well, you're carlos' favorite client. 131 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:11,560 Well, mine, anyway. 132 00:07:11,870 --> 00:07:14,430 I bought this top with that crazy tip you gave him. 133 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:16,610 Your carlos has helped my back problems 134 00:07:16,620 --> 00:07:18,470 Like no masseur I have ever had. 135 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,330 I'm pain-free for the first time in years. 136 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:24,820 Oh, that's carlos for you. Mr. Magic hands. 137 00:07:24,830 --> 00:07:27,270 He hits the ol' sweet spot every time. 138 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:28,950 Okay, gaby. 139 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:30,210 I should go now, 140 00:07:30,220 --> 00:07:33,200 But promise you'll at least consider my little proposal. 141 00:07:33,530 --> 00:07:34,870 What proposal? 142 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:37,950 I hate to stop when we're making so much progress, 143 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:40,000 But I need to go to europe for two months, 144 00:07:40,010 --> 00:07:41,750 Mostly london and rome. 145 00:07:41,950 --> 00:07:43,380 I'd be so grateful 146 00:07:43,390 --> 00:07:46,150 If carlos were to accompany me as my personal masseur. 147 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:48,680 Two whole months? 148 00:07:48,690 --> 00:07:51,830 See? I told you. It's too long, and gaby has the girls and-- 149 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:53,380 I know it's a lot to ask, 150 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:56,230 Which is why I'm offering carlos $50,000. 151 00:07:57,220 --> 00:07:58,780 $50,000? 152 00:07:58,790 --> 00:08:00,220 Per month. 153 00:08:00,350 --> 00:08:02,520 Well, pip-pip and arrivederci! 154 00:08:02,530 --> 00:08:05,130 Gaby. I'll leave you two to discuss it. 155 00:08:05,140 --> 00:08:07,300 Well, uh, what's to discuss? For that kind of money, 156 00:08:07,310 --> 00:08:09,910 You can lock him in a cage and feed him peanuts. 157 00:08:10,380 --> 00:08:13,830 I'll see you tomorrow, carlos. Lovely meeting you, gaby. 158 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:18,400 Carlos, don't even think about saying no to this! 159 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:19,840 She is not my only client. 160 00:08:19,850 --> 00:08:21,170 I'll be letting down the rest if I go. 161 00:08:21,180 --> 00:08:22,720 Mr. Banks could even fire me. Oh, 162 00:08:22,730 --> 00:08:24,700 Don't worry about mr. Banks. I'll take care of him 163 00:08:24,710 --> 00:08:27,440 Gaby! And so what if he fires you? 164 00:08:27,450 --> 00:08:29,490 Once virginia tells all of her rich lady friends 165 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:30,810 About what you did for her, 166 00:08:30,820 --> 00:08:33,000 They'll be lining up around the block. 167 00:08:34,570 --> 00:08:35,790 Great. 168 00:08:41,610 --> 00:08:43,060 Hey, great news. 169 00:08:43,460 --> 00:08:45,960 I just got a call from my old friend, peter hickey. 170 00:08:45,970 --> 00:08:48,160 I don't recall ever hearing that name before. 171 00:08:48,350 --> 00:08:51,400 He's a friend from college. Anyway, he mentioned that 172 00:08:51,410 --> 00:08:53,200 His parents' 50th anniversary was next month, 173 00:08:53,210 --> 00:08:56,130 And I convinced him to let us cater it. Dinner for 80. 174 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:57,970 80?! 175 00:08:57,980 --> 00:08:59,490 He shoots, he scores! 176 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:02,900 Orson! You are amazing! 177 00:09:03,860 --> 00:09:04,930 One week on the job, 178 00:09:04,940 --> 00:09:07,190 And he's already bringing in huge accounts. 179 00:09:08,470 --> 00:09:09,630 That's great. 180 00:09:09,730 --> 00:09:13,460 Well, better go marinate those scallops for the lunch tomorrow. 181 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:15,400 Oh, scallops? Done. 182 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:17,440 Done? 183 00:09:17,450 --> 00:09:19,440 Mm. Oh, I also made the pesto mayonnaise, 184 00:09:19,450 --> 00:09:21,850 And I put the individual cobblers in their ramekins. 185 00:09:21,860 --> 00:09:24,890 Oh. Well, it looks like we're all set until the morning then. 186 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:28,760 Hey, why don't you, uh, take the afternoon off? And do what? 187 00:09:28,770 --> 00:09:31,750 I don't know--read, relax, give yourself a pedicure. 188 00:09:32,230 --> 00:09:33,330 Fine. 189 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:36,900 What do you bet I take my socks off 190 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,810 And see orson's already done it for me? 191 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:47,650 What are you doing? 192 00:09:47,710 --> 00:09:49,170 Refrigerator needs cleaning. 193 00:09:49,510 --> 00:09:50,940 No, it doesn't. 194 00:09:51,030 --> 00:09:54,660 And besides, I gave you the day off. Now go home. 195 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:57,530 I'm thinking about moving to maryland. 196 00:09:58,470 --> 00:09:59,000 Maryland? 197 00:09:59,010 --> 00:10:01,210 Mm-hmm. Dylan's there with her husband, 198 00:10:01,220 --> 00:10:03,010 And the baby's coming soon. 199 00:10:03,090 --> 00:10:04,280 Maybe it's time for me to go inflict 200 00:10:04,290 --> 00:10:06,550 Myself on them. You can't just up and move 201 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:10,530 You have a life here. No, I don't. I have a job--period. 202 00:10:10,540 --> 00:10:13,620 No kids to raise, no husband, no boyfriend. 203 00:10:13,630 --> 00:10:17,370 Might as well throw in the towel and... Go be a grandma. 204 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:21,140 Katherine, you are a vibrant, attractive woman. You-- 205 00:10:21,150 --> 00:10:23,400 Who hasn't had sex in two years. 206 00:10:23,410 --> 00:10:25,260 That spells "grandma" to me. 207 00:10:28,790 --> 00:10:31,340 I haven't made up my mind yet. Just let me think about it. 208 00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:33,740 And help keep me busy. 209 00:10:35,490 --> 00:10:36,440 When you're done with that, 210 00:10:36,450 --> 00:10:38,770 The oven could use a really good scrubbing. 211 00:10:39,110 --> 00:10:40,320 Bless you. 212 00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:47,480 Karen? 213 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:51,960 Oh. Those must've set you back a chunk. 214 00:10:51,970 --> 00:10:53,620 Yes, they did... 215 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,890 Not that you deserve them. 216 00:10:56,810 --> 00:10:58,550 I don't blame you for being mad. 217 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:01,540 I'm not mad. 218 00:11:01,690 --> 00:11:03,920 I'm furious. 219 00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:06,190 Now what the hell were you thinking, 220 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,280 Coming at my husband with a baseball bat? 221 00:11:08,290 --> 00:11:10,910 I know. I'm really sorry, edie. 222 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:14,380 The doctor had me on these new meds, and it made me loopy. 223 00:11:14,390 --> 00:11:16,400 I thought dave was messing with my head, 224 00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:18,990 And all the time, it was the damn pills. 225 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,680 Well, I hope you stopped taking them. 226 00:11:20,690 --> 00:11:21,880 You bet. 227 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,120 I had to get my marbles back. 228 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,280 Uh, look, I know you just got here, 229 00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:29,180 But I am so sleepy and... 230 00:11:29,190 --> 00:11:32,290 Of course. I'll see you when you get home. 231 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,400 Actually, I'm gonna call my sister 232 00:11:38,410 --> 00:11:40,280 And see if I can stay with r for a while. 233 00:11:40,290 --> 00:11:42,990 I don't think I should be on my own just yet. 234 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:46,330 Okay. Then I'll see you whenever. 235 00:11:47,820 --> 00:11:50,590 Oh, be sure and tell dave how sorry I am. 236 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,120 He will be so glad. 237 00:11:53,430 --> 00:11:55,460 He's really fond of you, you know. 238 00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:06,930 Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on. 239 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,810 Hey, sis. It's karen. 240 00:12:08,970 --> 00:12:10,840 Do me a favor and get your sorry ass over to 241 00:12:10,850 --> 00:12:13,410 Fairview memorial hospital a.S.A.P. 242 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,510 I need you big time, kido. 243 00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:21,180 Come in. 244 00:12:23,290 --> 00:12:25,950 Hi. I'm looking for orson hodge. I'm peter hickey. 245 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:29,460 Oh! Yes, of course. Uh, I'm his wife bree. 246 00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:30,970 I'm afraid he's out running errands, 247 00:12:30,980 --> 00:12:32,830 But he's told me all about you. 248 00:12:32,990 --> 00:12:36,810 Oh? Yes. He said you were roommates back in college. 249 00:12:37,270 --> 00:12:39,030 Yes, we were. 250 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,100 Have a seat. 251 00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:42,780 Anyway, my parents' 50th anniversary is coming up, 252 00:12:42,790 --> 00:12:45,510 And I thought I'd surprise them with a family reunion. 253 00:12:45,690 --> 00:12:47,740 What a thoughtful son you are. 254 00:12:55,030 --> 00:12:58,650 So, uh, have you given any thought to the venue? 255 00:12:58,660 --> 00:13:01,060 Uh, yes. I have a summer place up in lake pleasant. 256 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,580 Ah, pretty sure the terrace fits eight tables of ten. 257 00:13:03,590 --> 00:13:05,700 My, that's a nice little terrace. 258 00:13:05,710 --> 00:13:08,400 We, we will throw you a party so special 259 00:13:08,410 --> 00:13:11,560 That you'll want us to cater your anniversary, too. 260 00:13:11,710 --> 00:13:13,270 Uh, actually, I'm not married. 261 00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:19,480 Well, let's talk about food. 262 00:13:19,490 --> 00:13:20,430 With a new client, 263 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,810 What I usually do is discuss possible menus, 264 00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:25,700 And then I have my very best chef 265 00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:27,490 Prepare a sample dinner. 266 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:30,170 "sample dinner"? 267 00:13:30,340 --> 00:13:32,460 We don't do sample dinners. 268 00:13:32,470 --> 00:13:35,900 But this is orson's college roommate. 269 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,860 And... He's quite the catch! 270 00:13:38,970 --> 00:13:40,210 Oh, wait a minute. 271 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,640 Is this a setup? Because I loathe blind dates. 272 00:13:42,650 --> 00:13:43,750 Well, that's what's so great about it. 273 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,740 Technically, it's a business dinner. 274 00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:47,790 It has all the potential upside of a date 275 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,410 While still being tax-deductible. 276 00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:53,940 Fine. I will cook for the man. 277 00:13:53,950 --> 00:13:55,770 But I am not going to get dressed up, 278 00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:59,130 I'm not going to put on makeup, and I am not going to flirt. 279 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,390 He came while orson was out. 280 00:14:01,510 --> 00:14:03,950 I let him record a message on my phone. 281 00:14:07,030 --> 00:14:08,820 Orson,sorry I missed you, 282 00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:10,870 Catch you next time, okay? 283 00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:13,970 You realize you could have just led with this 284 00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:15,740 And saved us this whole discussion? 285 00:14:21,350 --> 00:14:23,010 Jeez, roberta! 286 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:27,840 Put that damn thing out. You're not in a corner saloon. 287 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,020 Then how come there's bourbon in my coffee? 288 00:14:30,210 --> 00:14:31,690 Do I have to call a nurse? 289 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:33,850 Fine. I drove 80 miles to see you, karen. 290 00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:36,240 You better be dying, or you're gonna pay for my gas. 291 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:39,290 I'm not dying, but there's someone who sure wishes I was. 292 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:41,220 Son of a bitch landed me in here. 293 00:14:41,930 --> 00:14:44,750 You tell me where to find him. I'll clean his damn clock. 294 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,970 No, we've got to be careful with this guy. 295 00:14:46,980 --> 00:14:48,330 Mm. He's dangerous. 296 00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:51,250 That's what you said about that biker in florida 297 00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:53,430 Who now has to puree all his food. 298 00:14:54,550 --> 00:14:56,490 Hmm, nearly forgot about him. 299 00:14:56,950 --> 00:14:58,860 That was a fun vacation. 300 00:15:00,790 --> 00:15:02,110 So what do you need me to do? 301 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,870 Let me come stay with you when I get outta here. 302 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,140 This guy thinks I'm out of commission, 303 00:15:06,150 --> 00:15:07,590 And I want to keep it that way. 304 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,620 And you can help me do some digging. 305 00:15:09,650 --> 00:15:11,900 You still work for that cell phone company? The... 306 00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:14,540 Teleshore. Yes, god help me. 307 00:15:14,550 --> 00:15:17,710 Good. Pull his records and see what turns up. 308 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,210 The name is dave williams. 309 00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:22,580 How do you know he's with teleshore? I went through his mail. 310 00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:26,420 God, you remind me of mom. 311 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,030 So what else you need? 312 00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:33,740 Could you smuggle me in a cold brewski? 313 00:15:39,070 --> 00:15:41,070 Boy, no one knows you like family. 314 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,600 Jackson? It's me. 315 00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:00,450 Hello? 316 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,420 That'll work. 317 00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:49,310 Are we ok? 318 00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:51,150 I think so. 319 00:16:52,030 --> 00:16:53,480 Good. 320 00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:56,240 So who the hell are you? 321 00:16:57,180 --> 00:16:58,400 Darcy. 322 00:16:58,410 --> 00:16:59,640 Who the hell are you? 323 00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:02,150 Susan. Jackson's girlfriend. 324 00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:05,760 He never said anything about a girlfriend when we hooked up in the club. 325 00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:08,080 Well, when guys go slut hunting, 326 00:17:08,090 --> 00:17:10,590 They tend not to play the girlfriend card. 327 00:17:11,690 --> 00:17:13,330 You just call me a slut? 328 00:17:13,340 --> 00:17:15,100 You met the guy in night, then you're in a shower. 329 00:17:15,110 --> 00:17:16,670 I'm just doing the math. 330 00:17:16,950 --> 00:17:20,270 Got the pizza. Oh... Crap. 331 00:17:20,390 --> 00:17:21,420 So we break up, 332 00:17:21,430 --> 00:17:23,920 And 15 minutes later you're with someone else? 333 00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:26,850 You got over me fast. 334 00:17:26,860 --> 00:17:30,020 I'm surprised it took 15 minutes. Stay out of this. 335 00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:31,740 Susan, why are you here? 336 00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:34,660 I wanted to talk about our future. 337 00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:37,200 You--you said you didn't want a future. 338 00:17:37,330 --> 00:17:40,360 Well, I was starting to change my mind, 339 00:17:40,370 --> 00:17:41,850 And then I show up 340 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:45,070 And find 5 feet of lip gloss in the shower. 341 00:17:46,790 --> 00:17:49,480 I brought hot wings. You're not getting any. 342 00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:55,760 Hi. What's that for? 343 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:59,110 Well, I was gonna use it to wash down a bottle of sleeping pills 344 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,560 The next time your husband's "band" 345 00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:02,370 Defiled another rock classic. 346 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,080 But since you got them a rehearsal space, 347 00:18:04,090 --> 00:18:07,980 I thought we could share it over ice. Come on in. 348 00:18:09,950 --> 00:18:11,600 Hey. We're taking off. 349 00:18:11,610 --> 00:18:13,420 Remember, I'm spending the night at kirby's house. 350 00:18:13,430 --> 00:18:15,710 Oh, right. And, kirby, tell your mom thanks. 351 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,790 That place she found for tom is already paying off. 352 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,360 Yeah, she said she was there yesterday 353 00:18:19,370 --> 00:18:23,350 And said it was looking pretty cool. Sh-she was there? Why? 354 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,070 She was just dropping off some old furniture for mr. Scavo-- 355 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,210 A couple chairs, lamp, futon. 356 00:18:31,530 --> 00:18:33,060 Well, see you tomorrow. 357 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,720 Okay. Drive safely. 358 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:38,870 Um... Neat or rocks? 359 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,030 Rocks. 360 00:18:41,770 --> 00:18:45,170 So why does tom need a bed in his rehearsal space? 361 00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:49,500 Not a bed-- a futon, like a couch. That folds out to a bed. 362 00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,140 What are you saying? Well, 363 00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:53,930 If it's just a couch, why didn't tom tell you about it 364 00:18:54,170 --> 00:18:57,490 How do you know he didn't? I don't. Did he? 365 00:18:59,090 --> 00:19:00,290 No. 366 00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:03,770 Well, good for you. 367 00:19:04,370 --> 00:19:05,060 Good for you 368 00:19:05,070 --> 00:19:07,240 For not worrying about your husband's bachelor pad. 369 00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:10,690 You are not the teeniest bit paranoid, and I say brava. 370 00:19:12,690 --> 00:19:14,100 Now why aren't we drinking? 371 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:26,460 Not bad! I mean, we were really cookin' there. 372 00:19:26,470 --> 00:19:28,250 Tom, you got any beer in the fridge? 373 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,700 I got nothing but beer in the fridge. 374 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:32,090 All right, everyone, go grab a cold one. 375 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:34,640 You earned it. You sounded great. 376 00:19:35,930 --> 00:19:38,580 Oh, do we blow. Oh, yeah. 377 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,240 Not you, though. 378 00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:41,990 Man, you got the heart of a real blues guy. 379 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,430 Ah, that's what five years in prison'll do to ya. 380 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:47,870 Oh, yeah. I heard about that. Still... 381 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,340 It's fun, isn't it? 382 00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:50,720 Highlight of my week. 383 00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:53,000 You know, uh... 384 00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:55,710 I was thinking, maybe we should bump up our rehearsal schedule, 385 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,310 You know, to start working the kinks out. 386 00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,190 Ah, twice a week's about all I can handle 387 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,430 What are you doing that's more important than this? 388 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:04,330 Well, let's see. My job, my son. 389 00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:08,310 Uh... Also, I just... Met this woman. 390 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,760 Oh, no, dude, not blowing us off for a girl. 391 00:20:10,770 --> 00:20:12,290 Buddy, I just started seeing her, all right? 392 00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:12,910 It's kind of important 393 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,350 For the whole "getting back on the horse" thing. 394 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:17,430 Right, what about saturday afternoon? 395 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,290 I mean, come on, man. We gotta do this. 396 00:20:21,390 --> 00:20:24,650 Why? You're putting a lot of time and effort 397 00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:26,880 Into a neighborhood garage band. 398 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,640 Why is it such a big deal to you? 399 00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:32,910 It's not. 400 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,530 I'm--i'm just having a real good time. 401 00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:38,340 All right, boys! What do you say? 402 00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:40,630 We gonna drink beer or we gonna play some rock 'n' roll? 403 00:20:48,710 --> 00:20:50,240 Tom, where are you? 404 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,570 Hey, babe, we just really got into a groove at rehearsal, 405 00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:55,950 And I think we're gonna play for a couple more hours. 406 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:56,920 Yeah? 407 00:20:56,930 --> 00:20:58,550 Anyway, I just wanna say don't wait up for me. 408 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,640 And I will, um, I'll see you in the morning, okay? 409 00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:03,330 Okay. Bye. 410 00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:23,190 Oh, my god. 411 00:21:25,670 --> 00:21:27,040 Lynette! 412 00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,050 You said you were rehearsing. 413 00:21:32,650 --> 00:21:34,560 I know. I know. 414 00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:38,000 The guys--the guys left, and I just figured I'd, uh... 415 00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:39,780 Hang out for aittle bit. 416 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,240 Why can't you do that at home? 417 00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:46,030 What the hell is this? 418 00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,390 You moving out on me? 419 00:21:49,140 --> 00:21:51,260 Why would I move out? 420 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,470 So you can have your affair-- 421 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,660 You know, the one that follows the sports car 422 00:21:56,670 --> 00:21:58,530 And the garage band 423 00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:00,260 And wanting to quit your job, 424 00:22:00,270 --> 00:22:03,330 The final stage of your midlife crisis. 425 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,350 Oh, and then... 426 00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:09,340 When I hear anne schilling has been dropping by-- 427 00:22:09,350 --> 00:22:12,920 Lynette! She had a bunch of old, crappyurniture in her garage. 428 00:22:12,930 --> 00:22:14,570 I bought it for 50 bucks. 429 00:22:14,580 --> 00:22:16,120 You don't really think that... 430 00:22:19,790 --> 00:22:20,940 Okay... 431 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:24,340 These past few months, 432 00:22:24,350 --> 00:22:27,560 When we've been fighting about the car and the road trip, 433 00:22:28,490 --> 00:22:29,530 Part... 434 00:22:29,540 --> 00:22:32,860 Part of me thought that you were just complaining to complain, 435 00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:34,770 Trying to ruin my fun. 436 00:22:34,780 --> 00:22:36,730 But if it's affecting you like this, 437 00:22:36,740 --> 00:22:38,610 If it's making you actually think 438 00:22:38,620 --> 00:22:40,760 That I would hurt you in that way, 439 00:22:41,670 --> 00:22:43,360 I'm done with all of this. 440 00:22:45,510 --> 00:22:47,070 So you'll come home? 441 00:22:47,180 --> 00:22:48,410 Of course. 442 00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:02,930 Let me just square all this stuff away, okay? 443 00:23:02,940 --> 00:23:04,370 And then I will see you ere. 444 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:08,690 Good. 445 00:23:13,380 --> 00:23:14,620 Maybe when you come home, 446 00:23:14,630 --> 00:23:17,160 You could teach me how to play that video game. 447 00:23:17,770 --> 00:23:19,060 That'd be great. 448 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,040 Okay. 449 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,880 Hey, clay. Is mr. Banks around? 450 00:23:35,890 --> 00:23:37,490 Uh, he's not back from lunch yet. What's up? 451 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,240 Oh, I need to sweet-talk him 452 00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:41,230 Into giving carlos two months off. 453 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,310 Oh, you two going away somewhere? No, just carlos. 454 00:23:44,490 --> 00:23:46,310 Mrs. Hildebrand is taking him to europe 455 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,050 As her personal massage therapist. 456 00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:51,680 Personal massage therapist? 457 00:23:51,950 --> 00:23:54,860 Paying him a fortune. But he's worth it. 458 00:23:54,870 --> 00:23:56,180 I mean, what he's done for that woman, 459 00:23:56,190 --> 00:23:57,910 No one else has been able to do. 460 00:23:58,370 --> 00:24:01,120 So... He told you about that? 461 00:24:01,130 --> 00:24:03,430 They both did. You should have seen the woman, 462 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,550 Looking at carlos, gushing like crazy. 463 00:24:06,550 --> 00:24:08,700 And you're okay with them going away together? 464 00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:10,850 Why should I be jealous? 465 00:24:10,860 --> 00:24:12,180 The woman's, like, 60. 466 00:24:12,190 --> 00:24:15,200 If she gets off on carlos' magical touch, what do I care? 467 00:24:15,210 --> 00:24:17,720 Yeah. Well, you're broad-minded. 468 00:24:17,730 --> 00:24:19,200 You know, if my girlfriend knew 469 00:24:19,210 --> 00:24:21,660 That my ssages were giving a woman orgasms, 470 00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:26,670 No matter how old she was-- whoa, whoa, whoa. Nobody used the "o" word. 471 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:29,630 He didn't mention that? 472 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,180 No! He's giving her orgasms?! 473 00:24:32,190 --> 00:24:33,480 Nah, not deliberately! 474 00:24:33,490 --> 00:24:36,220 Uh, he swears he's only been doing his standard massage. 475 00:24:36,230 --> 00:24:40,060 Oh, I bet he does! Where is he? Is she here now? 476 00:24:40,070 --> 00:24:41,160 Oh, no, no. 477 00:24:41,170 --> 00:24:45,050 She prefers her place, so she's been sending a car for him. 478 00:24:48,310 --> 00:24:49,760 Where? Where does she live? 479 00:24:49,770 --> 00:24:50,660 It's that big house 480 00:24:50,670 --> 00:24:52,210 On the corner of lake and pinehurst. 481 00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:54,450 I'm sorry, gaby. Is there anything I can do? 482 00:24:54,460 --> 00:24:58,610 Hmm. Well, when the time comes, an alibi would be nice. 483 00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:05,620 We need to talk. 484 00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:06,750 Sorry, bad time. 485 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,230 I have the mailman upstairs in my tub. 486 00:25:10,530 --> 00:25:11,640 You know what? 487 00:25:11,790 --> 00:25:14,190 You have no right to be mad at me. 488 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,100 I don't? 489 00:25:15,110 --> 00:25:17,260 I try to commit to you, and you push me away. 490 00:25:17,270 --> 00:25:19,120 I try to move on, and I'm a shallow jerk, 491 00:25:19,130 --> 00:25:20,660 What the hell are you doing? 492 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,220 Yeah, I have been married twice, 493 00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:25,050 And both times that's imploded, 494 00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:27,000 So really, I feel like... 495 00:25:28,180 --> 00:25:30,190 Love is not my friend. 496 00:25:30,210 --> 00:25:33,810 You know, i-i wish that I could say it was just rotten luck, 497 00:25:33,820 --> 00:25:34,880 But... 498 00:25:35,490 --> 00:25:37,490 I just am thinking that... 499 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,430 I can't do this. 500 00:25:40,650 --> 00:25:41,770 You can't? 501 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,050 I-i never even had a real girlfriend before I met you. 502 00:25:44,060 --> 00:25:44,870 I didn't want one. 503 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,260 And the first time I try to commit, bam! I get smacked. 504 00:25:47,270 --> 00:25:49,760 Look, I don't even know where we are anymore. 505 00:25:57,020 --> 00:26:00,000 We really messed this up, didn't we? 506 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,120 Pretty much, yeah. 507 00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:06,730 We just have so much baggage. 508 00:26:07,590 --> 00:26:09,380 I sh we could start over. 509 00:26:12,970 --> 00:26:14,690 Can we start over? 510 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:38,950 Hello? 511 00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:42,380 Hi. Uh, is Susan Mayer there? 512 00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:48,710 May I ask who's calling? 513 00:26:48,980 --> 00:26:51,410 This is jackson... Braddock. 514 00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:53,710 Uh, we met once. I don't know if you remember me. 515 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,030 I have brown hair. 516 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,270 Uh, yeah. I think I remember you. 517 00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,610 Well, anyway, I thought we really clicked, 518 00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:03,050 So I was wondering if you might want to have dinner with me. 519 00:27:03,950 --> 00:27:05,100 Okay. 520 00:27:05,590 --> 00:27:06,650 When? 521 00:27:06,660 --> 00:27:07,850 Tomorrow. 522 00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:10,070 I know this great mexican-- 523 00:27:10,980 --> 00:27:12,310 French place. 524 00:27:12,430 --> 00:27:13,760 Sounds great. 525 00:27:14,740 --> 00:27:16,200 Pick me up at 7:00. 526 00:27:16,370 --> 00:27:17,530 Great. 527 00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:19,430 Where do you live? 528 00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:35,570 May I help you? Excuse me. 529 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,870 I am gabrielle solis. 530 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:42,160 Perhaps you know my husband? He "rubs" your boss. 531 00:27:42,170 --> 00:27:43,450 Where are they? 532 00:27:43,460 --> 00:27:47,680 I am under strict instructions not to disturb mrs. Hildebrand. 533 00:27:47,690 --> 00:27:49,130 You can wait here. 534 00:27:49,450 --> 00:27:50,660 Fine. 535 00:27:53,650 --> 00:27:55,380 When the cops bust up this brothel, 536 00:27:55,390 --> 00:27:57,250 I'm gonna tell them you're the madame. 537 00:28:05,310 --> 00:28:07,240 Mmm. Mmm, yes. 538 00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:09,410 That's it, right there. 539 00:28:11,010 --> 00:28:12,590 You sure this isn't too rough? 540 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,900 Mmm. No way. 541 00:28:14,910 --> 00:28:17,840 Go deeper. I can take it. 542 00:28:28,890 --> 00:28:31,160 Ahh. Hold on. 543 00:28:31,170 --> 00:28:33,380 I've got a crick. I... 544 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,850 Carlos, I just remembered 545 00:28:41,860 --> 00:28:44,640 I had an important business call to make. 546 00:28:46,020 --> 00:28:49,150 Could you give me the room for a minute? Absolutely. 547 00:28:58,630 --> 00:29:01,170 Mrs. Solis, what are you doing here? 548 00:29:01,430 --> 00:29:04,220 I know what you've been up to, and shame on you. 549 00:29:04,230 --> 00:29:05,690 What are you talking about? 550 00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:07,670 I know about... The big "o." 551 00:29:09,070 --> 00:29:11,070 Oh, dear. He could tell? 552 00:29:11,610 --> 00:29:13,650 I'm beyond mortified. 553 00:29:14,510 --> 00:29:16,080 I understand your concern, 554 00:29:16,090 --> 00:29:18,370 But I assure you it was only that one time. 555 00:29:18,380 --> 00:29:19,780 It's never happened again. 556 00:29:19,790 --> 00:29:21,530 And it never will, because if you think 557 00:29:21,540 --> 00:29:24,600 I'm gonna let you drag carlos off to europe, you're nuts. 558 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,780 I suppose I should be flattered 559 00:29:26,790 --> 00:29:28,590 That a woman as young and beautiful as you 560 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,960 Should see me as a threat. 561 00:29:31,590 --> 00:29:33,550 But it would be a shame to let it end a friendship 562 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,210 That's come to mean so much to me. 563 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:37,950 Maybe a little too much. 564 00:29:38,180 --> 00:29:42,180 Mrs. Solis, my husband's gone. I'm estranged from my family. 565 00:29:42,350 --> 00:29:44,170 If you live with loneliness long enough, 566 00:29:44,180 --> 00:29:47,840 It becomes an ache inside you-- an actual physical pain. 567 00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:50,540 I thought I'd live with that pain the rest of my life. 568 00:29:50,550 --> 00:29:52,500 Then your husband healed me. 569 00:29:52,900 --> 00:29:55,240 Can you blame me for being grateful? 570 00:29:57,190 --> 00:29:59,840 No, but I just think we should end things 571 00:29:59,850 --> 00:30:01,970 Before they get any weirder. 572 00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:06,240 Carlos tells me you used to be a fashion model. 573 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,770 I've always had a passion for clothes. 574 00:30:09,810 --> 00:30:11,280 The reason I'm going to europe is 575 00:30:11,290 --> 00:30:14,280 To see the couture collections in paris and milan. 576 00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:16,460 Lucky you. 577 00:30:17,220 --> 00:30:19,610 It's not so much fun going alone. 578 00:30:19,710 --> 00:30:23,340 But if I had a knowledgeable companion like you 579 00:30:23,350 --> 00:30:24,790 To be my guide... 580 00:30:26,380 --> 00:30:29,070 In fact, you could be my personal shopper. 581 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:30,460 That is, 582 00:30:30,470 --> 00:30:33,270 If you don't mind being paid in dresses. 583 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,500 Gosh, that's a... 584 00:30:37,510 --> 00:30:40,010 A hell of a sweet offer, 585 00:30:40,020 --> 00:30:43,700 But I've... Got the girls, and, um... 586 00:30:43,710 --> 00:30:45,350 We'll bring them along. 587 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:48,470 Think what fun we'll have dressing them up. 588 00:30:51,380 --> 00:30:54,060 What the hell? You're never too young to see paris, right? 589 00:30:54,370 --> 00:30:56,310 I'm so glad! 590 00:30:56,590 --> 00:31:00,230 I can see we're going to be great friends. 591 00:31:01,190 --> 00:31:03,990 Carlos, I'm done with my call. 592 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,290 Hello! 593 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,790 Hey, hon. Check this out. 594 00:31:23,110 --> 00:31:24,480 If it's the cat eating spaghetti, 595 00:31:24,490 --> 00:31:25,760 I've already seen it. 596 00:31:25,770 --> 00:31:27,300 It's our band logo. 597 00:31:27,310 --> 00:31:29,170 We're thinking of getting t-shirts made up. 598 00:31:30,270 --> 00:31:32,930 "blue odyssey"? Who came up with that? 599 00:31:32,940 --> 00:31:34,340 This was the name of my brother's band 600 00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:35,820 When he was in high school. 601 00:31:36,930 --> 00:31:38,250 You have a brother? 602 00:31:40,110 --> 00:31:42,160 Had. He died. 603 00:31:44,620 --> 00:31:47,490 Well, you never told me about him. 604 00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:49,900 What happened? 605 00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,680 His name was steve. 606 00:31:55,430 --> 00:31:57,280 He was a great guy... 607 00:31:58,170 --> 00:32:01,120 Just kinda got caught up in drugs and couldn't get out. 608 00:32:02,730 --> 00:32:04,860 He went to prison, and when he was there, 609 00:32:05,330 --> 00:32:08,280 He was killed... By another inmate. 610 00:32:09,130 --> 00:32:11,190 And what happened to the guy who killed him? 611 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,690 Oh, the court ruled it self-defense, 612 00:32:13,970 --> 00:32:16,210 So the guy finished his time, and he got out. 613 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,760 I can't believe you've never told me about him. 614 00:32:21,970 --> 00:32:26,170 I mean, it might help you to talk about stuff like that. 615 00:32:28,930 --> 00:32:30,930 I have my own way of dealing with it. 616 00:32:34,530 --> 00:32:36,480 Oh, sorry I'm late. 617 00:32:36,610 --> 00:32:38,520 That rehearsal was awesome. 618 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,210 They're letting me sing lead vocal 619 00:32:40,220 --> 00:32:43,330 On "hotel california." oh, that's nice. 620 00:32:43,340 --> 00:32:44,690 Hey, was there a blue convertible 621 00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:47,950 Parked in front of katherine's? Yes, there was. Nice one. 622 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:50,460 My god, he's still there. Who's still there? 623 00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:52,680 Well, katherine's been lonely, so I set her up with a client, 624 00:32:52,690 --> 00:32:54,570 And he's been there for over four hours, 625 00:32:54,580 --> 00:32:58,970 So you know it's going well! Good for you! My clever little matchmaker. 626 00:32:58,980 --> 00:33:01,540 Mmm. Ohh. Mwah. Well, you deserve some credit, too. 627 00:33:01,550 --> 00:33:03,620 I mean, you brought us peter's business. 628 00:33:04,030 --> 00:33:07,120 Peter? Peter hickey? 629 00:33:07,260 --> 00:33:08,300 Yes. 630 00:33:08,310 --> 00:33:11,080 You set him up with katherine? Is that bad? 631 00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:12,600 Potentially. 632 00:33:12,770 --> 00:33:13,820 Is he gay? 633 00:33:13,830 --> 00:33:17,240 Ugh! I knew he had too much product in his hair. 634 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:20,260 No, it's just that when I booked the anniversary party, 635 00:33:20,270 --> 00:33:22,210 I didn't want you to be uncomfortable around peter, 636 00:33:22,220 --> 00:33:25,670 So I said we'd met in college, which is not actually the case. 637 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,490 Well, where did you meet? Prison. 638 00:33:29,570 --> 00:33:31,690 Peter's a felon? 639 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,560 But he's so refined, so handsome. 640 00:33:34,570 --> 00:33:37,340 Two qualities that did not serve him well behind bars. 641 00:33:37,350 --> 00:33:39,110 My god, orson. What kind of criminal is he? 642 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,440 A killer or a rapist? Oh, no, no, no, nothing like that. 643 00:33:42,990 --> 00:33:44,850 They got him for organ trafficking. 644 00:33:44,860 --> 00:33:45,840 What?! 645 00:33:45,850 --> 00:33:47,480 He was a surgeon, and it seems 646 00:33:47,490 --> 00:33:49,230 That when the opportunity presented itself, 647 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,380 He'd harvest the odd liver or kidney 648 00:33:51,390 --> 00:33:52,720 From a deceased patient 649 00:33:52,730 --> 00:33:55,350 And then sell it on the black market. Are you telling me 650 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,440 That I set katherine up with a 651 00:33:56,450 --> 00:33:58,910 Convicted graverobber?! Well, you said yourself 652 00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,810 Women over 40 can only be so choosy. 653 00:34:00,820 --> 00:34:04,330 That is not funny! I have to go warn katherine. 654 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:12,190 Hello? 655 00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,540 Katherine, hi! 656 00:34:13,550 --> 00:34:15,520 Is everything all right over there? 657 00:34:15,530 --> 00:34:17,580 Yes, everything's fine. 658 00:34:18,420 --> 00:34:20,030 Then why are you whispering? 659 00:34:23,570 --> 00:34:26,310 Peter just fell asleep. I don't want to wake him. 660 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:27,900 Oh, my god. 661 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:29,870 You slept with him? 662 00:34:31,210 --> 00:34:33,570 You can wag that finger all you like. 663 00:34:33,580 --> 00:34:36,960 I've got just six words for you, bree hodge... 664 00:34:38,570 --> 00:34:40,510 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 665 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:44,050 Oh, I just really wish you'd taken things more slowly. 666 00:34:44,060 --> 00:34:47,550 Bree, you have given me the most magical night I've had 667 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,000 Since I don't know when. 668 00:34:49,010 --> 00:34:51,060 Are you gonna make me feel bad about it now? 669 00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:53,310 No, I'm not. 670 00:34:53,990 --> 00:34:57,670 Oh! He is just so wonderful. 671 00:34:57,710 --> 00:35:01,710 I tell you, if I'm not careful, this guy could steal my heart. 672 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,460 Well, if he tries, just promise you'll call. 673 00:35:10,820 --> 00:35:12,510 Sorry I'm late. 674 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,090 I was sleeping so soundly. 675 00:35:15,310 --> 00:35:17,220 Peter didn't want to wake me. 676 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,360 What's this? 677 00:35:19,370 --> 00:35:22,620 A cosmopolitan. That's your favorite, isn't it? 678 00:35:22,630 --> 00:35:24,890 It's 10:00 a.M. I don't want a drink. 679 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:27,700 You will. 680 00:35:30,990 --> 00:35:34,540 But... These homeless people whose kidneys he bought-- 681 00:35:34,550 --> 00:35:36,830 He at least paid them well, right? 682 00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:41,480 Oh, I am so, so sorry. 683 00:35:41,490 --> 00:35:43,580 Oh, it's not your fault. You didn't know. 684 00:35:43,590 --> 00:35:45,900 I have no one but myself to blame. 685 00:35:48,070 --> 00:35:50,200 That's it. I'm going to maryland. 686 00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:53,550 You can't just move because of one bad date. 687 00:35:53,610 --> 00:35:55,230 You don't get it. 688 00:35:55,720 --> 00:36:00,120 When we started this, you were just as lonely as I was-- 689 00:36:00,180 --> 00:36:02,950 Orson in jail, benjy gone. 690 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,810 And I felt bad for you, 691 00:36:04,820 --> 00:36:07,500 But, boy, was it nice to have somebody in the same boat. 692 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:11,170 And then orson got out, and now he's here all the time. 693 00:36:11,180 --> 00:36:13,540 And I feel like you're this... 694 00:36:13,710 --> 00:36:17,340 Fun, happy power couple, 695 00:36:17,780 --> 00:36:21,470 And I'm just this needy, pathetic idiot... 696 00:36:21,510 --> 00:36:23,090 Who hops into bed 697 00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:27,440 With the first pancreas thief who kisses her. 698 00:36:33,670 --> 00:36:35,320 I should be with family. 699 00:36:35,580 --> 00:36:37,300 And I'm not family? 700 00:36:41,060 --> 00:36:44,120 Katherine, all my life, I wanted a sister. 701 00:36:44,970 --> 00:36:47,670 And now I feel like I finally have one. 702 00:36:48,570 --> 00:36:52,590 But we're always fighting and competing with each other. 703 00:36:52,950 --> 00:36:55,750 Well, what could be more sisterly than that? 704 00:36:57,910 --> 00:36:59,670 I know I'm not the most... 705 00:37:02,190 --> 00:37:06,090 Demonstrative... Person, but I care about you deeply, 706 00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:09,260 And if you were to just walk out of my life, 707 00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:10,590 I would be very... 708 00:37:12,060 --> 00:37:13,850 Very unhappy. 709 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,000 Well, I wouldn't want that. 710 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,210 Good. 711 00:37:24,570 --> 00:37:26,230 Well, now that that's settled... 712 00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:28,470 Let's make some pies. Okay. 713 00:37:32,550 --> 00:37:34,170 Can I have another cosmo? 714 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:35,450 No. 715 00:37:39,580 --> 00:37:41,870 Hey, is porter still at kirby's? 716 00:37:42,700 --> 00:37:44,990 What's wrong with you? You've been antsy all night. 717 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,770 Nothing. No, I'm fine. I'm fine. 718 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,310 Okay, I know what it is. 719 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:56,330 I have had this nagging feeling that I've forgotten something, 720 00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:57,620 And then I just realized 721 00:37:57,630 --> 00:38:01,570 I think I left the freezer door at scavo's open. You sure? 722 00:38:01,580 --> 00:38:04,900 No. That's why it's gonna drive me crazy. 723 00:38:04,910 --> 00:38:06,550 I better go down there and check. Mmm. 724 00:38:06,890 --> 00:38:08,010 Okay. 725 00:38:08,810 --> 00:38:10,050 Hurry back. 726 00:38:20,210 --> 00:38:22,410 I'm so glad you were able to get away. 727 00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:24,740 I didn't think you'd make it. 728 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,050 I'm glad my parents still think I'm young enough for sleepovers. 729 00:38:35,570 --> 00:38:37,670 Crap! It's my dad! 730 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,230 Dad, hi. I was just--i was just... 731 00:38:47,660 --> 00:38:50,020 I know what you were "just." 732 00:38:52,980 --> 00:38:54,590 When I found this, I thought, 733 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:55,440 Oh, great! 734 00:38:55,450 --> 00:38:57,630 One of the guys in the band is having an affair. 735 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:01,770 And then it hit me-- porter has a key. 736 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,570 Where is she? 737 00:39:06,610 --> 00:39:08,060 Oh. Dad. 738 00:39:08,710 --> 00:39:09,760 Don't. 739 00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:11,670 She isn't wearing anything, all right? 740 00:39:12,970 --> 00:39:14,320 Who is she? 741 00:39:14,770 --> 00:39:16,510 Just some girl from english class. 742 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,010 You--you don't know her. 743 00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:19,080 I'm gonna go in the bathroom. 744 00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:22,000 You got 60 seconds to get her out of here. 745 00:39:46,410 --> 00:39:47,860 Oh. Hey, mike. 746 00:39:47,870 --> 00:39:50,140 Wow. Look at you all dressed up. 747 00:39:50,210 --> 00:39:53,390 Oh, I was, um, kind of on a date. 748 00:39:54,170 --> 00:39:56,400 Oh. How did it go? 749 00:39:57,090 --> 00:39:58,210 Pretty bad. 750 00:39:58,220 --> 00:40:00,520 Basically, she just grilled me all through dinner-- 751 00:40:00,530 --> 00:40:02,850 What do I think about this? What would I do if that? 752 00:40:02,860 --> 00:40:04,480 I barely even know her. 753 00:40:04,490 --> 00:40:08,030 I felt like I was on trial for my life. Oh, I'm sorry. 754 00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,320 I just wanted somebody nice to have a cup of coffee with. 755 00:40:10,330 --> 00:40:12,450 I guess that's too much to ask. 756 00:40:12,950 --> 00:40:15,570 Well, it's kinda late for coffee, but... 757 00:40:17,070 --> 00:40:18,720 I do have lemonade. 758 00:40:19,060 --> 00:40:20,450 I'd settle for lemonade. 759 00:40:28,530 --> 00:40:29,700 Hey, you know, 760 00:40:29,710 --> 00:40:33,010 I know it seems like I am being hard on you, 761 00:40:33,020 --> 00:40:34,970 But like I told you before, 762 00:40:34,980 --> 00:40:35,970 I don't think 763 00:40:35,980 --> 00:40:39,220 That you're emotionally ready for sex. 764 00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:41,100 I know. You said. 765 00:40:41,850 --> 00:40:43,560 Just making sure you heard me. 766 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:46,240 Now go to bed. 767 00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:49,100 It's late. 768 00:40:53,540 --> 00:40:54,770 Want me to, uh, 769 00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:56,740 Put the car cover on for you first? 770 00:40:56,770 --> 00:40:58,370 Sure. Thanks. 771 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,720 You shouldn't be here. Someone might recognize your car. 772 00:41:15,730 --> 00:41:17,230 Is everything okay? 773 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,970 Yeah. My dad doesn't suspect anything. 774 00:41:20,450 --> 00:41:22,870 I'm sorry if I got you in any trouble. 775 00:41:23,330 --> 00:41:26,200 It's okay. You're worth it. 776 00:41:28,170 --> 00:41:31,540 There are dangerous women in this world. 777 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:33,830 Some are lovers, 778 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,940 Blind to the consequences of their actions. 779 00:41:39,530 --> 00:41:43,090 Some are wives enraged by the betrayal 780 00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:45,000 Of those they trusted. 781 00:41:49,580 --> 00:41:51,680 Others are predators, 782 00:41:51,690 --> 00:41:55,690 Deviously setting traps to get what they want. 783 00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:02,240 If you're unlucky enough to come upon 784 00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:04,890 One of these dangerous creatures, 785 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,170 The safest thing to do... 786 00:42:07,180 --> 00:42:09,040 I pulled those records you asked for. 787 00:42:09,050 --> 00:42:11,960 Looks like your mr. Williams is keeping a little secret. 788 00:42:12,230 --> 00:42:15,360 Is run the other way. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net