1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,560 Previously on Desperate Housewives 2 00:00:02,620 --> 00:00:03,795 A call was made. 3 00:00:03,795 --> 00:00:04,970 sweetie, where are you? 4 00:00:05,020 --> 00:00:06,195 I don't wanna tell you. 5 00:00:06,195 --> 00:00:07,370 and if porter doesn't show up for cot, 6 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:09,270 We're gonna lose our restaurant! 7 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:10,540 A guy threatens to kill your son, 8 00:00:10,580 --> 00:00:11,810 And that's what you're worried about? 9 00:00:11,850 --> 00:00:15,570 And as one love affair blossomed, another... 10 00:00:15,630 --> 00:00:18,590 -You were married before? -she's dead. 11 00:00:18,620 --> 00:00:20,045 I want you out of my house. 12 00:00:20,045 --> 00:00:21,470 withered on the vine. 13 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:24,610 Mike delfino has to pay for taking you away from me. 14 00:00:24,630 --> 00:00:28,130 I want him to lose what I lost. 15 00:00:33,870 --> 00:00:35,780 it had been a long journey 16 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,840 For david williams, 17 00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:40,310 And though it began years ago, 18 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:43,670 He remembered every step of it... 19 00:00:44,590 --> 00:00:47,070 Walking outside his front door 20 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:51,240 To find a policeman with news of a car crash... 21 00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:55,250 Running into the hospital 22 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:56,680 Only to be told 23 00:00:56,740 --> 00:00:59,380 His wife and daughter had died... 24 00:01:00,430 --> 00:01:01,880 No! let go of me! 25 00:01:01,910 --> 00:01:04,810 Being dragged into a psychiatric facility 26 00:01:04,860 --> 00:01:07,520 After his mental breakdown... 27 00:01:08,050 --> 00:01:12,790 Strolling into a hotel weeks after being released 28 00:01:12,830 --> 00:01:17,380 And bumping into a beautiful blonde... 29 00:01:18,270 --> 00:01:20,680 Marching down the aisle with a woman who 30 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:24,100 as it turned out,once lived on the same street 31 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:27,370 With the man who had killed his family. 32 00:01:30,130 --> 00:01:32,610 But his bride was now unhappy, 33 00:01:32,630 --> 00:01:34,760 And dave williams was worried 34 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:38,390 That his dream of revenge had been destroyed. 35 00:01:39,450 --> 00:01:41,150 Luckily for dave, 36 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:45,410 Fate was about to take some steps of its own. 37 00:01:45,450 --> 00:01:47,060 Hey, dave! 38 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:48,490 What's going on? 39 00:01:48,530 --> 00:01:51,290 Edie and I had a fight. 40 00:01:51,780 --> 00:01:54,380 I take it you're giving her time to calm down? 41 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:56,410 No, I think I'm looking for a place to stay 42 00:01:56,430 --> 00:01:58,070 While she's looking for a lawyer. 43 00:01:58,300 --> 00:01:59,540 Oh, man, i... 44 00:01:59,570 --> 00:02:03,360 Wanna say something helpful, but all I got is "that sucks." 45 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,630 That it does. 46 00:02:05,670 --> 00:02:07,730 So where are you headed? 47 00:02:07,750 --> 00:02:09,510 Oh, it's such a nice night, 48 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:12,410 I thought I'd walk to at motel on the interstate. 49 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:16,150 Might as well enjoy the stars while my life falls apart. 50 00:02:17,410 --> 00:02:20,410 It's getting late, and so, uh... 51 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:23,900 Hey, why don't you stay with me? 52 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:27,990 Really? 53 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:30,800 I wouldn't want to impose. 54 00:02:30,830 --> 00:02:33,470 Dave, you saved my life. 55 00:02:33,510 --> 00:02:35,710 I owe ya. 56 00:02:37,150 --> 00:02:41,320 Well, now that you mention it, I guess you do. 57 00:02:42,210 --> 00:02:44,670 Come on in. 58 00:02:45,190 --> 00:02:46,610 And just like that, 59 00:02:46,660 --> 00:02:49,900 Dave's dream of revenge was salvaged... 60 00:02:49,930 --> 00:02:51,550 Lead the way, roomie. 61 00:02:51,570 --> 00:02:54,430 And he started to feel 62 00:02:54,460 --> 00:02:58,800 His long journey would soon be over. 63 00:03:08,430 --> 00:03:10,990 At 9:02 the next morning... 64 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,860 Edie williams began calling her friends 65 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:14,750 To let them know 66 00:03:14,780 --> 00:03:17,810 Something humiliating had happened to her. 67 00:03:17,860 --> 00:03:23,420 By 9:06, her friends had begun to arrive, 68 00:03:23,460 --> 00:03:27,340 Just so they could hear the juicy details. 69 00:03:27,580 --> 00:03:28,960 So he was married before. 70 00:03:28,990 --> 00:03:31,000 You don't kick a man out for that. 71 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,230 No. 72 00:03:33,740 --> 00:03:35,790 But you do for never mentioning it. 73 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:39,800 And especially when I laid out my entire past. 74 00:03:39,850 --> 00:03:41,210 Emphasis on the word "laid." 75 00:03:41,260 --> 00:03:44,670 Oh. exactly. gaby gets it. 76 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:46,490 Well, maybe they were only together a short time, 77 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:48,950 she didn't mean anything to him. 78 00:03:48,980 --> 00:03:50,385 I doubt it, 79 00:03:50,385 --> 00:03:51,790 since he walks around muttering to her ghost. 80 00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:55,260 You know what would lift your spirits? 81 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:58,650 -We should all do a spa weekend. -yeah! let's do that. 82 00:03:58,700 --> 00:04:00,260 Oh, I appreciate the offer, 83 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:03,730 But I think I'm better off getting lost in my work. 84 00:04:03,770 --> 00:04:09,020 Maybe I can help you. think you can rent my house out? 85 00:04:09,060 --> 00:04:10,130 What? 86 00:04:10,180 --> 00:04:14,670 Jackson got a teaching job at the college in riverton, 87 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:18,230 And...I'm going with him. 88 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,290 Uh, wait, you're moving? 89 00:04:21,330 --> 00:04:24,620 I know it's sudden, but I feel really good about this. 90 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:26,120 And it's only two hours away, 91 00:04:26,170 --> 00:04:28,570 So it'll still be like we're practically next door. 92 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:31,790 I am so happy for you, but we're gonna miss you. 93 00:04:31,830 --> 00:04:35,310 Oh, don't worry about us. jackson is so great. 94 00:04:35,350 --> 00:04:37,910 You are making the right choice. 95 00:04:37,970 --> 00:04:41,820 Absolutely. come here, you! aw! 96 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:57,380 When you're done here, you wanna come do my lawn? 97 00:04:57,430 --> 00:04:59,680 Well, I figure since mike's letting me crash here, 98 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,285 It's the least I could do. 99 00:05:01,285 --> 00:05:04,150 well, that's very nice and brave 100 00:05:04,190 --> 00:05:06,210 Mike takes a lot of pride in his yard. 101 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:08,130 -Yeah. -look at his roses. 102 00:05:08,150 --> 00:05:10,490 Every time I walk by here, I just want to steal one. 103 00:05:10,530 --> 00:05:13,500 -Here, let me cut you one. -oh, no. couldn't. 104 00:05:13,550 --> 00:05:14,990 He wouldn't like that. 105 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:18,130 Hey, you. what's up? 106 00:05:18,130 --> 00:05:19,410 Not much. 107 00:05:19,450 --> 00:05:21,490 Got a call from dylan. 108 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:23,700 Her husband's traveling more for his business, 109 00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:26,340 And she doesn't have anybody to help her with the baby. 110 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,130 She's trying to push me to move out to baltimore. 111 00:05:29,180 --> 00:05:32,020 So, uh, what'd you say? 112 00:05:32,060 --> 00:05:34,210 Oh, just that I'd think about it. 113 00:05:34,270 --> 00:05:37,190 What do you think I should do? 114 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:40,080 Well, she really needs your help. 115 00:05:40,110 --> 00:05:41,600 I guess you should help her. 116 00:05:41,620 --> 00:05:43,800 Well, I don't know that she need it. 117 00:05:43,830 --> 00:05:46,130 Honestly? I think she's just lonely. 118 00:05:49,770 --> 00:05:53,220 Of course... it would be nice to be closer. 119 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,380 But is that a good enough reason 120 00:05:55,430 --> 00:05:57,770 To uproot my whole life here? 121 00:05:57,810 --> 00:06:00,890 What do you think? 122 00:06:03,260 --> 00:06:06,490 I'm not sure. it's up to you. 123 00:06:06,510 --> 00:06:07,860 I know. I just... 124 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:10,620 Thought you might have an opinion. 125 00:06:12,470 --> 00:06:15,780 Oh, shoot. I'm, uh, expecting a call from a supplier. 126 00:06:15,820 --> 00:06:18,540 I'll, uh, I'll talk to you later. 127 00:06:27,780 --> 00:06:29,780 On second thought, 128 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:33,670 I'm sure he won't even notice it's gone. 129 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:39,100 Of course, this new landscaping 130 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,140 Will require an updated irrigation system, 131 00:06:41,190 --> 00:06:42,645 Which I'm happy to take care of. 132 00:06:42,645 --> 00:06:44,100 bree, you bought us a house. 133 00:06:44,140 --> 00:06:45,640 We can't let you do all this, too. 134 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:47,140 nonsense! it's a small price to pay 135 00:06:47,170 --> 00:06:50,350 -to make your home more beautiful. I insist. -yes! 136 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:53,150 Yes, It's gonna be here tomorrow. 137 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:55,220 Orson, take it easy! 138 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:58,220 Impossible. soon, i, the grillmaster, 139 00:06:58,250 --> 00:07:00,400 Will christen a brand-new barbecue. 140 00:07:00,430 --> 00:07:02,400 You're pretty excited about a grill. 141 00:07:02,430 --> 00:07:04,890 Oh, it's so much more than that, young man. 142 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:06,900 This is the very fire turbo. 143 00:07:06,940 --> 00:07:10,630 It's 122,000 btus of charbroiling power. 144 00:07:10,690 --> 00:07:12,140 Look out, cattle! 144 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,590 you think you're excited? 145 00:07:13,630 --> 00:07:16,530 Just imagine the salesman who overcharged you. 146 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:19,050 Well, bree, I got a very good deal. 147 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:21,330 He only thinks he got a good deal because the salesman 148 00:07:21,390 --> 00:07:24,890 Threw in one of those "kiss the cook" hats. 149 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:27,880 And the temperature-sensing barbecue fork. 150 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:29,900 Well, that sounds good. yeah. 151 00:07:29,930 --> 00:07:31,480 Don't encourage him! 152 00:07:31,510 --> 00:07:34,210 Orson is a horrible negotiator. 153 00:07:34,260 --> 00:07:36,430 He's never met a sticker price he didn't like. 154 00:07:36,470 --> 00:07:37,960 -Oh, no, bree, that's -it's true. 155 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,700 There's a reason the local car dealers 156 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,710 Send you a fruit basket every christmas. 157 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:45,080 Now hush. mm. 158 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,420 Bree, could you please not do that? 159 00:07:48,470 --> 00:07:50,260 Do... do what? 160 00:07:50,310 --> 00:07:53,310 It's just... when you talk to your husband that way, 161 00:07:53,370 --> 00:07:55,510 It really pushes a button for me. 162 00:07:55,550 --> 00:07:58,680 My mom used to do that, and it, uh... 163 00:07:58,710 --> 00:08:01,160 Drove my dad away. 164 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:04,050 I think he was tired of being emasculated. 165 00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:11,580 Did I mention it has a rear-mounted rotisserie rack? 166 00:08:11,620 --> 00:08:13,610 What exactly are you saying, alex? 167 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:16,370 I'm saying, if you're gonna be rude to your husband, 168 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:19,130 Could you just not do it in front of me? 169 00:08:24,030 --> 00:08:25,930 So rotisserie, huh? 170 00:08:25,980 --> 00:08:29,260 Yeah. good for chicken, uh... 171 00:08:29,310 --> 00:08:31,560 Rolled roasts, legs of lamb. 172 00:08:31,590 --> 00:08:33,270 This thing is so advanced, 173 00:08:33,310 --> 00:08:35,410 I could probably use it to make soup. 174 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:39,210 I'm sorry. daddy has to work. 175 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:42,840 Carlos, what is going on? you're gonna miss your plane. 176 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,540 They're upset. they're not used to me being away. 177 00:08:45,580 --> 00:08:47,570 Oh, for god sakes, girls. it's not like 178 00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:50,030 He's going off to war. he's gonna be back tomorrow. 179 00:08:50,060 --> 00:08:52,600 Why can't daddy work here? 180 00:08:52,650 --> 00:08:54,310 Because daddy has a new job 181 00:08:54,330 --> 00:08:56,290 That's gonna make us lots of money. 182 00:08:56,290 --> 00:08:58,250 we don't need lots of money. 183 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:01,670 Hey, what did I say about that kind of language? 184 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:04,970 Look, girls... 185 00:09:05,020 --> 00:09:08,100 Daddy's gonna be home tomorrow in time for dinner. 186 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:11,610 You can call me whenever you want. okay? 187 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:13,670 And the best part is 188 00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:16,690 You get to spend a whole day with just mommy! 189 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:27,220 Oh, hello, mr. fishmanan. 190 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:29,280 I'm coming in. watch the wheels. 191 00:09:29,330 --> 00:09:32,910 Boy, you just had to put a rug here, huh? 192 00:09:32,930 --> 00:09:35,940 Uh, is everything okay? 193 00:09:35,970 --> 00:09:38,000 It's about your damn son. 194 00:09:38,020 --> 00:09:40,180 -Porter? -how the hell do I know? 195 00:09:40,210 --> 00:09:43,990 He's got red hair and he's got a face you just wanna slap, 196 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:46,540 And he's driving my sister crazy! 197 00:09:46,570 --> 00:09:49,420 -What are you talking about? -the retirement home. 198 00:09:49,450 --> 00:09:51,840 Your kid has been staying in your mom's room. 199 00:09:51,870 --> 00:09:55,060 What?! muriel thought he was just visiting, 200 00:09:55,090 --> 00:09:57,560 But he's been there for a week. 201 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:03,000 Now the rules clearly state... 202 00:10:03,050 --> 00:10:05,270 No visiting after dark. 203 00:10:05,740 --> 00:10:09,200 Tom, I know where porter is. he's hiding at my mother's. 204 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:12,050 Oh, hiding, my ass. he's not hiding. he's living there. 205 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:14,400 He even stole my sister's orange juice. 206 00:10:14,430 --> 00:10:15,900 I'll take re of it. thank you. 207 00:10:15,930 --> 00:10:18,320 Call bob. tell him we can make the hearing tomorrow. 1 00:10:18,370 --> 00:10:19,860 Nobody can sleep there 2 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:22,460 Because he's got that tv blaring all night long. 3 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:25,300 Look, tom, I can't talk now. just call bob. 4 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,930 I'm going over there now. okay. bye. 5 00:10:26,970 --> 00:10:28,610 Parker, I'm gonna be back in an hour. 6 00:10:28,650 --> 00:10:32,080 Mr. fishman, thank you so much. 7 00:10:37,180 --> 00:10:41,540 Well, don't just stand there. make me a sandwich! 8 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,600 Uh, one more thing. 9 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,690 Could you see about having the basement cleared out? 10 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,010 Yeah, the last time we went down there, 11 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,570 It was filled with mildewed boxes. oh, I'll take care of that. 12 00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:57,290 There's nothing worse than having old junk around. 13 00:10:57,310 --> 00:10:58,300 Edie! 14 00:10:58,340 --> 00:11:00,670 Case in point. 15 00:11:07,810 --> 00:11:09,340 Edie? 16 00:11:09,380 --> 00:11:11,410 Edie! 17 00:11:11,450 --> 00:11:12,910 Do you not hear me? 18 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:16,410 Yeah, I heard you. why do you think I kept walking? 19 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:20,010 Looks like the mailman switched our mail again. 20 00:11:20,050 --> 00:11:21,360 Do you have mine? 21 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:22,760 Yep. it's in my garbag 22 00:11:22,780 --> 00:11:24,930 Come by and grab it at your convenience. 23 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,190 What is wrong with you? 24 00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:33,010 I asked everyone over this morning 25 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,640 Because I had is huge thing to share 26 00:11:34,670 --> 00:11:37,660 About kicking my husband out, and you prance in 27 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:41,570 With your, "me and jackson are moving to a fairy castle." 28 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,370 I'm sorry. I thought we gave your latest breakup 29 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:47,320 The three seconds of shock it deserved. 30 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:51,170 Get the hell out of here. gladly. 31 00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:54,330 What have you done? 32 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,280 Nothing. it's locked. 33 00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:58,720 Do you have a key? 34 00:11:58,780 --> 00:12:01,370 In my purse. 35 00:12:01,410 --> 00:12:04,320 Which I left in the kitchen. 36 00:12:04,350 --> 00:12:05,990 Does anyone know you're here? 37 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,660 No. 38 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:09,930 Oh! hey! help! 39 00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:11,490 Somebody help me! 40 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,670 Get me out of here! 41 00:12:14,670 --> 00:12:17,280 Juanita, it's time for your bath. 42 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:20,290 I'm watching my movie. you've seen it a hundred times. 43 00:12:20,330 --> 00:12:22,380 She loses her shoe, the prince finds it--end of story. 44 00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:26,250 Let's go. I'll go when I'm ready. 45 00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:33,870 Hey, it's not finished! it is for you. now move! 46 00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:37,980 Juanita solis, I am not kidding. 47 00:12:39,810 --> 00:12:41,077 Okay. that does it. 48 00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:43,490 Juanita. 49 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,410 If you think I'm not gonna drag you to the the bathroom, 50 00:12:48,430 --> 00:12:50,190 You are sadly mistaken! 51 00:12:50,230 --> 00:12:53,220 You're never gonna make it. oh, yes, I will. 52 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:56,330 My rage is fueling me in ways you can't imagine. 53 00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:59,770 What's wrong? 54 00:13:01,210 --> 00:13:03,450 My rage just needs to catch its breath. 55 00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:17,480 I am willing to forget this entire incident 56 00:13:17,510 --> 00:13:19,800 If you just go jump in that bathtub right now. 57 00:13:19,850 --> 00:13:21,600 What do you say? 58 00:13:25,570 --> 00:13:29,320 I am gonna scrub that smug look right off your face. 59 00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:36,920 Aah! oh, my back! aah! aah! 60 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,360 where is he? 61 00:13:57,410 --> 00:13:59,860 I'm sorry. have we met? 62 00:14:04,030 --> 00:14:05,960 Wait... 63 00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:09,540 You're the girl who stuck me here three years ago. 64 00:14:09,570 --> 00:14:12,600 You come by every christmas and look at yo watch 65 00:14:12,630 --> 00:14:16,900 While I unwrap the you bought me on the drag over. 66 00:14:16,950 --> 00:14:20,510 do you know what's going on wi porter? the fire? the rest? 67 00:14:20,550 --> 00:14:22,910 Yes. I read the newspapers. 68 00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:26,310 Everybody's crying for that poor kid's blood. 69 00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:28,260 No, no. we have this great lawyer. 70 00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:30,300 He thinks he can get the case thrown out. 71 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:33,380 Oh, really? I didn't realize that. 72 00:14:33,430 --> 00:14:36,760 Oh... porter! come out from under the bed! 73 00:14:36,820 --> 00:14:38,900 Mommy is here to take care of you! 74 00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:41,630 Just like she took care of me. 75 00:14:41,690 --> 00:14:44,460 Okay. I know you're mad. 76 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,760 I know we have a lot to hash out between us. 77 00:14:46,790 --> 00:14:50,110 But don't take your hate for me out on your grandson. 78 00:14:50,170 --> 00:14:51,840 Now where is he? 79 00:14:51,910 --> 00:14:53,910 He's safe. 80 00:14:53,950 --> 00:14:59,720 I heard muriel fishman rat me out to her brother, 81 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:03,060 So i-i made sure that porter cleared out. 82 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:06,000 Mom...this is wrong. 83 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,900 Please. 84 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:12,610 Sucks to feel powerless, doesn't it, lynette? 85 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:17,510 Please, help! 86 00:15:19,990 --> 00:15:23,140 Please! 87 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,880 Wow. I'm getting a really unpleasant picture 88 00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:29,470 Of what you're like in the ol' sackarooni. 89 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,880 Face it, mayer. we're stuck. 90 00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:34,100 Gotta get out. 91 00:15:34,130 --> 00:15:36,800 I'm supposed to be meeting the moving company. 92 00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:40,890 What? 93 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,650 Keep talking about how 94 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:45,290 You're going to move away and be with jackson. 95 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,640 I hear stupidity makes time go faster. 96 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:52,570 So now me wanting to be with the man I love is stupid? 97 00:15:52,590 --> 00:15:55,080 And needy and pathetic and... 98 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:57,010 Kinda hilarious. 99 00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:59,170 But there's one thing it's not, mayer. 100 00:15:59,270 --> 00:16:01,640 That's "unexpected." 101 00:16:01,690 --> 00:16:03,050 What are you getting at? 102 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:06,560 Have you ever in your life been without a man? 103 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,500 Of course I have. 104 00:16:08,540 --> 00:16:13,090 When? I don't know. I'm not sure. 105 00:16:13,150 --> 00:16:17,270 What are you doing? 106 00:16:17,290 --> 00:16:19,820 Making a calendar. 107 00:16:19,850 --> 00:16:21,250 Edie... 108 00:16:21,290 --> 00:16:23,420 Oh, come on. we've got nothing but time, 109 00:16:23,470 --> 00:16:25,910 And I assume you don't wanna make out, so... 110 00:16:25,940 --> 00:16:29,030 First boyfriend? 111 00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:38,560 Todd shaffer. I was 14. 112 00:16:40,590 --> 00:16:43,590 And why did you and hot toddy break up? 113 00:16:43,610 --> 00:16:46,530 He dumped me during math class. 114 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:50,210 And how long did it take you to start dating somebody else? 115 00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:52,430 This is a stupid exercise. I refuse to-- 116 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,230 When was it? 117 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:56,000 Lunch. it was lunch. 118 00:17:01,990 --> 00:17:03,810 You know, I'm feeling a bit randy tonight. 119 00:17:03,830 --> 00:17:05,740 What do you say we make a little love? 120 00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:09,770 Well, we've got 15 minutes till the news is on. why not? 121 00:17:11,670 --> 00:17:16,260 I still can't get over the way alex behaved this morning. 122 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:21,020 "emasculating." I' never heard such nonsense. 123 00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:24,990 Don't you think so? 124 00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:27,220 Well, I thought the matter in which alex made his point 125 00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:29,060 Was inappropriate. 126 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,680 But? 127 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:33,690 We, I wouldn't say it was nonsense. 128 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,970 You can be a little tough sometimes. 129 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,680 "tough"? 130 00:17:37,710 --> 00:17:40,950 That's not a word I would use to describe myself. 131 00:17:40,970 --> 00:17:42,420 Nobody blames you, bree. 132 00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:44,150 You run a business. you have to be formidable. 133 00:17:44,190 --> 00:17:46,640 Sometimes, if that frame of mind carries over 134 00:17:46,670 --> 00:17:48,720 Into your personal life, it's only to be expected. 135 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:51,310 I don't think I do that. 136 00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:55,540 I know you don't. it's not worth getting upset about. 137 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,190 Andrew and I are used to it, 138 00:17:57,210 --> 00:18:00,090 And I'm sure in time, alex will get used to it, too. 139 00:18:00,150 --> 00:18:03,100 Now... on to more pleasant things. 140 00:18:03,140 --> 00:18:07,310 Even though it's my turn, I don't mind if you're on top. 141 00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:17,570 I think we forgot one. 142 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:23,070 Didn't you date somebody after you stole karl away from me? 143 00:18:23,090 --> 00:18:24,920 Ron. dr. ron. 144 00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:26,920 Are we done? 145 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:30,790 Yep. here it is--the history of your love life. 146 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,440 Proof that you can't be happy without a man. 147 00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:33,920 This is not proof of anything. 148 00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:37,380 Seven boyfriends through high school and college-- 149 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,920 Only... 41 days single. 150 00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:44,820 What does that tell you? my grades sucked? 151 00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:47,260 It's a cry for help, mayer. 152 00:18:47,290 --> 00:18:48,980 And it doesn't get much better 153 00:18:49,010 --> 00:18:51,430 Into the many decades of your adulthood. 154 00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:56,020 Hey, I was single for several months after karl 155 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,830 And after mike. 156 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:00,550 But that wasn't of your choosing. 157 00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:03,180 They dumped you. 158 00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:08,370 I know. it's hard to look in the mirror. 159 00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:10,390 Have you ever looked in your mirror, edie? 160 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,900 You're famous for the number of men you've conquered. 161 00:19:12,930 --> 00:19:14,020 Thank you. 162 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,420 It's not a compliment, you tramp! 163 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:19,270 Okay, I am not gonna take relationship tips 164 00:19:19,290 --> 00:19:21,820 From a woman who has hooked up with... 165 00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:24,020 What is it? over a thousand men? 166 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,960 Okay, that's true. I enjoyed the '80s 167 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,870 But the difference is, 168 00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:29,800 I go after men because I want them. 169 00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:32,190 You go after them because you need them. 170 00:19:32,210 --> 00:19:33,990 That is not much of a distinction. 171 00:19:34,010 --> 00:19:36,530 Yes, it is. you have holes in your heart 172 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:40,120 That can only be filled by a pair of trousers. 173 00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:43,710 Face it, mayer. you're weak 174 00:19:50,570 --> 00:19:51,950 Porter wasn't there, 175 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:53,800 And she won't tell me where he is. 176 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:58,090 Did you tell her that he could end up in jail? of course I did. 177 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:01,750 Lynette, you're really upset. just hang up and come home. 178 00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:03,960 She's so angry at me. 179 00:20:03,990 --> 00:20:07,190 She's never gonna tell us where he is. 180 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:12,700 Lynette? 181 00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:19,250 Uh, we need find lynette scavo. 182 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,850 Let me check. this is all my fault. 183 00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:23,810 She was so worked up when she left my room. 184 00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:27,160 I'm not finding a lynette scavo. 185 00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:28,570 Oh, my god. does that mean she's dead? 186 00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:30,210 No. 187 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,620 No. 188 00:20:31,670 --> 00:20:34,130 It means she outsmarted her mom. 189 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:38,120 Oh, my god, porter, we missed you so much. 190 00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:41,760 I-i don't understand. I thought you were in an accident. 191 00:20:41,790 --> 00:20:43,780 No, sweetie. I was driving home last night, 192 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,190 Talking with your dad on the phone, 193 00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:47,210 And two cars in front of me had an accident. 194 00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:49,590 And I thought, damn, that could be me. 195 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,820 And then I thought, that could be me. 196 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:55,534 You scared the hell out of me. 197 00:20:55,535 --> 00:20:57,099 we are sorry, but we had to get you back. 198 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,720 You've gotta be in court by 5. no! I don't want to go to jail. 199 00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:02,010 Porter, listen to me. bob talked to the judge. 1 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,470 He thinks he can get them to drop the charges. 2 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,770 I don't know if I should believe you. 3 00:21:06,820 --> 00:21:10,270 You are gonna have to. 4 00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:16,750 Okay. 5 00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:19,630 Great. come on. let's go. 6 00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:23,340 That was a rotten thing you did, lynette. 7 00:21:25,930 --> 00:21:28,430 I thought you were dead. 8 00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:31,170 Yeah, well, what can I tell ya? 9 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,800 I learned from the best. 10 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,980 Celia! juanita! 11 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,040 I am n gonna ask you again to pick up these clothes! 12 00:21:44,050 --> 00:21:46,160 You've got till the count of three! 13 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:47,860 One... 14 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,760 Two... 15 00:21:49,770 --> 00:21:52,030 Three! 16 00:21:53,350 --> 00:21:55,030 You can hear me, right? 17 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,720 Yeah! 18 00:21:56,740 --> 00:22:00,190 All right, that's it! I'm calling your father! 19 00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:03,820 You are gonna get it now! 20 00:22:03,850 --> 00:22:07,100 He is gonna tear into you! it is gonna be a bloodbath! 21 00:22:11,050 --> 00:22:12,930 Hey, babe. what's up? 22 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,010 It's your children. they've run amok. 23 00:22:15,050 --> 00:22:17,520 What? now that you've gone back to work, 24 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,940 They won't listen to me. 25 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,980 They know you're not in the next room, ready to drop the hammer. 26 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,230 Help me! how? I'm in a meeting. 27 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:26,630 O-okay. I'm gonna put you on speaker, 28 00:22:26,650 --> 00:22:28,460 And I want you to rip 'em a new one. I'm with clients. 29 00:22:28,490 --> 00:22:30,740 I don't have time for this. 30 00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:33,200 But-- I gotta go! 31 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:36,530 Carlos? carlos! 32 00:22:36,550 --> 00:22:38,170 I think he hung up, mommy. 33 00:22:38,180 --> 00:22:41,210 Can you bring us a lemonade? 34 00:22:44,390 --> 00:22:45,380 Hi, mike. 35 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,640 Hey, sorry I'm late. where's katherine? 36 00:22:47,660 --> 00:22:50,180 Ah, headache. she sends her regrets. oh 37 00:22:50,190 --> 00:22:54,360 You mind if I grab a beer? uh, yeah. in the test kitchen. 38 00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:58,300 Uh, beer sounds good. I think I'll grab one,oo. excuse me. 39 00:23:02,570 --> 00:23:05,050 So... katherine not feeling well, huh? 40 00:23:05,070 --> 00:23:06,720 Yeah. 41 00:23:06,740 --> 00:23:10,600 Yeah, I think she also might be a little miffed with me. 42 00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:14,110 This about baltimore? 43 00:23:14,150 --> 00:23:19,210 It's not that I want her to go, 'cause I don't. 44 00:23:20,130 --> 00:23:21,020 Then why don't you tell her? 45 00:23:21,050 --> 00:23:22,960 I don't wanna be the guy 46 00:23:22,980 --> 00:23:24,540 That comes between her and her daughter, 47 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,800 Not to mention a grandchild. 48 00:23:29,810 --> 00:23:32,540 I thought this was because... 49 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,070 I don't know. 50 00:23:34,090 --> 00:23:36,520 Maybe you're still hung up on your ex-wife. 51 00:23:36,550 --> 00:23:38,580 Susan? 52 00:23:38,610 --> 00:23:41,710 No. no, that's over. 53 00:23:41,730 --> 00:23:44,360 You sure? 54 00:23:46,270 --> 00:23:47,480 And most guys I talk to, 55 00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:50,380 They say they only really fall in love once. 56 00:23:50,420 --> 00:23:52,470 And even if it doesn't work, 57 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:53,640 They spend the rest of their lives 58 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,740 Thinking about the one that they lost. 59 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:59,760 I always wondered if that's how you felt about susan. 60 00:23:59,790 --> 00:24:01,770 Why would you wonder about something like that? 61 00:24:01,780 --> 00:24:03,270 Oh, I don't know. 62 00:24:03,290 --> 00:24:07,580 You're my friend. I care about you. 63 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,060 Well, no. 64 00:24:09,090 --> 00:24:11,620 In fact, dave, 65 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:15,190 I think I might be falling in love with katherine. 66 00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:19,520 Did you just use the "l" word? oh. 67 00:24:19,540 --> 00:24:24,030 Wow! see, i-i didn't realize it was that serious. 68 00:24:24,050 --> 00:24:25,850 Well, to be honest, 69 00:24:25,870 --> 00:24:29,210 It didn't really hit me until she said she might leave. 70 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:39,540 Where are our guests? 71 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,320 The food's gonna get cold. 72 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:43,490 Oh, I'll go find them. 73 00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:45,390 And bring some steak sauce. 74 00:24:45,420 --> 00:24:48,080 Oh, you're not gonna need any sauce with these babies. 75 00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:49,960 They are seasoned to perfection. 76 00:24:49,990 --> 00:24:51,900 Bring it. 77 00:24:51,930 --> 00:24:54,860 Well, there's no sense in waiting. dig in. 78 00:24:59,770 --> 00:25:02,960 Oh, dear. are they overcooked? 79 00:25:02,970 --> 00:25:06,120 No, they're well-done. that's the way I like them. 80 00:25:06,150 --> 00:25:08,130 Bree, what do you think? 81 00:25:08,150 --> 00:25:10,220 Oh, I really couldn't say. 82 00:25:10,230 --> 00:25:12,530 You couldn't say if your meat is overcooked? 83 00:25:12,550 --> 00:25:15,200 No. I wouldn't want to upset anyone. 84 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,980 Well, don't worry. you won't upset me. 85 00:25:22,670 --> 00:25:25,720 I don't think she was referring to you. 86 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:31,050 Well, it's just that grilling is such a manly pastime. 87 00:25:31,070 --> 00:25:32,590 If I suggested that orson somehow failed 88 00:25:32,620 --> 00:25:34,350 To produce the perfect steak, 89 00:25:34,370 --> 00:25:36,960 You might see it as another example emasculation. 90 00:25:36,980 --> 00:25:39,220 I see. you're not gonna let that go, are you? 91 00:25:39,230 --> 00:25:40,720 Well, for all I know, 92 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:42,560 Telling orson his steak tastes like charcoal 93 00:25:42,580 --> 00:25:45,220 Might be deballing him. 94 00:25:45,590 --> 00:25:48,890 You know, bree, you can make your point and still be nice. 95 00:25:49,110 --> 00:25:51,290 You know what else would be nice, alex? 96 00:25:51,310 --> 00:25:54,360 Showing gratitude when people have been generous with you. 97 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,050 Don't listen to her, alex. 98 00:25:56,060 --> 00:26:00,120 She's not mad at you. she's mad at me... and the meat. 99 00:26:02,170 --> 00:26:04,630 Gratitude? what do you mean by that? 100 00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:06,090 I mean I bought you a house 101 00:26:06,110 --> 00:26:08,450 You'd think you'd show me a little respect. 102 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,470 Seriously? you're bringing up the house? 103 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,790 Well, why not? it was a fairly grand gesture on my part. 104 00:26:13,820 --> 00:26:16,590 Yes, and one that apparently comes with strings. 105 00:26:16,610 --> 00:26:17,690 If by "strings," you mean 106 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:22,200 I won't let you be rude to me in my own house, then yes. 107 00:26:22,230 --> 00:26:24,050 You know what? 108 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:27,900 I think I'm going to have to decline your grand gesture. 109 00:26:27,940 --> 00:26:30,140 Keep the house. 110 00:26:33,870 --> 00:26:37,080 What's wrong? 111 00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:41,690 Orson burnt the steaks. 112 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:51,140 Susan, how can you tell if pickles have botulism? 113 00:26:51,220 --> 00:26:55,210 Ah, what the hell?I shoot this stuff into my forehead. 114 00:26:57,170 --> 00:26:58,420 Forget it. 115 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,640 I'd rather starv for a day or two. 116 00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:02,330 By then, you'll be dead, 117 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:04,470 And I can use your remains as a source of protein. 118 00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:09,930 Oh, come on. that was funny. 119 00:27:09,980 --> 00:27:13,020 You know... 120 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:16,510 Maybe I do feel incomplete without a man. 121 00:27:16,530 --> 00:27:20,770 But i... wouldn't trade places with you for anything. 122 00:27:20,790 --> 00:27:21,940 You wanna know why? 123 00:27:21,950 --> 00:27:24,390 No, but I'm trapped, so knock yourself out. 124 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,350 It's the way you are with men-- 125 00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:29,110 They're like tissues. 126 00:27:29,140 --> 00:27:30,960 You use one and then toss it away, 127 00:27:30,980 --> 00:27:32,590 And then you're on to the next one. 128 00:27:32,610 --> 00:27:36,330 At least I'm looking for something real. 129 00:27:36,350 --> 00:27:39,140 So you think this happy ending crap 130 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,640 That you believe in is real? 131 00:27:41,670 --> 00:27:45,170 Please. I know what men are really like. 132 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,370 Really? 133 00:27:47,410 --> 00:27:50,520 Well, when I was 16, my dad had an affair 134 00:27:50,540 --> 00:27:53,080 With this woman who had a 10-year-old daughter. 135 00:27:53,110 --> 00:27:56,320 And one day, he told my mom and me 136 00:27:56,340 --> 00:27:58,170 That he was leaving us for them. 137 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,090 Oh, my god. 138 00:28:00,110 --> 00:28:02,300 No talking. 139 00:28:02,330 --> 00:28:06,020 A week later, he comes to the house to get his stuff, 1 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,710 And my mom didn't want to see him, 2 00:28:07,740 --> 00:28:10,010 So we went to the movies. 3 00:28:10,010 --> 00:28:14,540 Now I had this, uh, horse figurine collection. 4 00:28:14,550 --> 00:28:16,460 Plastic, glass, ceramic-- 5 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,300 Hundreds of them. 6 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,680 Anyway, we come back from the movies, 7 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:24,750 And my dad had taken all his stuff. so... 8 00:28:24,770 --> 00:28:29,580 I go into my bedroom, and something seems different. 9 00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:34,010 And then I realize all of my horses were gone. 10 00:28:37,570 --> 00:28:40,190 My mom called my dad and screamed, 11 00:28:40,210 --> 00:28:42,620 And all he said was, I was too old for them 12 00:28:42,650 --> 00:28:45,690 And that his girlfriend's daughter 13 00:28:45,710 --> 00:28:49,040 Would appreciate them more. 14 00:28:54,060 --> 00:28:57,620 Can you believe that? what a fungus. 15 00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:02,500 Oh, god. are you crying? 16 00:29:02,530 --> 00:29:04,750 It's just... 17 00:29:04,780 --> 00:29:06,630 Now I get it. 18 00:29:06,660 --> 00:29:08,940 Get what? 19 00:29:08,970 --> 00:29:11,630 All these years, I have judged you, 20 00:29:11,660 --> 00:29:14,850 And... it is not your fault. 21 00:29:14,870 --> 00:29:17,250 Oh, come here. 22 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:22,000 You are the way you are because of your father. 23 00:29:22,990 --> 00:29:26,100 Edie, what the hell?! 24 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,490 Don't psychoanalyze me, you simp! 25 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:31,370 I was just trying to tell you how selfish men are. 26 00:29:31,390 --> 00:29:34,060 And I was just trying to be nice 27 00:29:34,090 --> 00:29:37,870 And give you a free pass for being such a big slut! 28 00:29:41,170 --> 00:29:43,550 Edie! 29 00:29:44,430 --> 00:29:45,000 Okay, girls. 30 00:29:45,030 --> 00:29:48,010 Pick up your toys and put 'em in the basket before dinner. 31 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,560 Dinner's not for two hours. 32 00:29:55,490 --> 00:29:58,110 I've had enough of your crap. now pick up these toys! 33 00:29:58,130 --> 00:29:59,600 No! 34 00:29:59,630 --> 00:30:01,850 Okay, juanita. what is going on here? 35 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,450 Why are you being so difficult? 36 00:30:03,460 --> 00:30:06,040 When daddy asks you to do something, you just do it. 37 00:30:06,050 --> 00:30:08,890 That's because I love daddy mo. 38 00:30:14,660 --> 00:30:16,460 Fine. 39 00:30:32,010 --> 00:30:34,700 Everything okay, mrs. solis? 40 00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:37,600 Yeah. just my kids. 41 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,140 They really know how to push my buttons. 42 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:44,320 Oh, yeah. I got a couple monsters at home, too. 43 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:47,380 The key is, you gotta be the bigger monster. 44 00:30:47,410 --> 00:30:49,180 Well, unfortunately, 45 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,120 They're not afraid of me. 46 00:30:51,130 --> 00:30:52,690 Ooh, that's bad. 47 00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:55,760 Fear is the foundation of all good parenting. 48 00:30:55,780 --> 00:30:57,740 You gotta practice your big voice. 49 00:30:57,750 --> 00:30:59,980 Finish that broccoli now! 50 00:31:00,010 --> 00:31:01,220 You see how that works? 51 00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:04,370 Yeah. it's very effective. 52 00:31:06,780 --> 00:31:09,900 Hey, you got an extra 15 minutes? 53 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:14,000 Do it! faster! faster! 54 00:31:14,020 --> 00:31:16,280 I wanna see this place sparkle! 55 00:31:16,310 --> 00:31:18,370 Mommy... 56 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,230 It's out of my hands, girls. 57 00:31:20,270 --> 00:31:21,630 Word got out that you were disobeying, 58 00:31:21,660 --> 00:31:25,060 -And they sent reggie over. -who sent reggie over? 59 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:28,680 Well, I know how much you love him, but... 60 00:31:28,710 --> 00:31:31,700 It was your daddy. 61 00:31:32,070 --> 00:31:33,860 Enough chatter. ke moving! 62 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:39,930 When they're done, 63 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,020 You want me to make them vacuum? 64 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,220 -If you wouldn't mind. -nah. 65 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,080 Guess. 66 00:31:47,100 --> 00:31:49,520 Aw, come on, edie. I said I was sorry. 67 00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:51,700 Guess! 68 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,600 July? 69 00:31:53,610 --> 00:31:55,160 Wrong. march! 70 00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:58,220 Man,you're bad at this. 71 00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,710 Guess. 72 00:32:00,740 --> 00:32:04,290 Oh, hey, mrs. williams. I didn't know you were down here. 73 00:32:04,310 --> 00:32:07,740 Oh, thank god! we've been locked in here all night. 74 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:11,590 Really? good thing I came by to check the rat traps then. 75 00:32:11,900 --> 00:32:14,570 Ugh! I'm glad I forgot about those until now. 76 00:32:14,590 --> 00:32:16,800 Uh, mayer? 77 00:32:16,810 --> 00:32:19,630 I, uh, would appreciate it 78 00:32:19,650 --> 00:32:23,310 If you wouldn't talk about what we talked about. 79 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,860 I wasn't planning to. 80 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,090 Good, because I'll deny it if you do. 81 00:32:28,110 --> 00:32:30,220 I won't. 82 00:32:30,230 --> 00:32:32,730 And... I'll kill you. 83 00:32:32,750 --> 00:32:35,140 Good-bye, edie. 84 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,220 Oh, I'll bring your mail over when I get home. 85 00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:41,010 Thanks. 1 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,133 Hey, mom. 2 00:32:48,233 --> 00:32:49,248 I just came by to tell you 3 00:32:49,249 --> 00:32:50,773 That the judge threw out porter's case 4 00:32:50,774 --> 00:32:52,712 For lack of evidence. isn't that great? 5 00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:58,366 Mom... 6 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,800 I did not put you in here to punish you. 7 00:33:01,834 --> 00:33:04,033 I didn't have a choice. 8 00:33:04,066 --> 00:33:07,293 -You had a choice. -No, I didn't. 9 00:33:07,294 --> 00:33:11,633 From the moment glen died, you were out of control. 10 00:33:11,667 --> 00:33:14,333 It's true you lost all that money in vegas. 11 00:33:14,366 --> 00:33:15,476 You started drinking again. 12 00:33:15,476 --> 00:33:18,192 How many times did I go to your condo, only to find you 13 00:33:18,193 --> 00:33:21,834 Asleep on the sofa with a cigarette in your mouth? 14 00:33:21,867 --> 00:33:24,366 No, I won't apologize for bringing you here. 15 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,867 I did it because I love you. 16 00:33:26,900 --> 00:33:29,867 Then why don't you come visit me? 17 00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:32,400 It's not a very pleasant experience. 18 00:33:32,433 --> 00:33:36,433 So I yell a little. so I toss a few curse words your way. 19 00:33:36,467 --> 00:33:37,934 Big deal! 20 00:33:37,966 --> 00:33:40,567 Last time I came, you threw pudding at me. 21 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,100 I'm an angry old woman, 22 00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:43,600 lynette! what do you expect? 23 00:33:43,633 --> 00:33:45,834 Here's a thought-- stop being angry. 24 00:33:45,867 --> 00:33:47,166 How? 25 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,387 I can't make a friend in this place without 26 00:33:48,387 --> 00:33:52,700 having them drop dead of a stroke five minutes later. 27 00:33:52,733 --> 00:33:54,366 I-i feel like hell. 28 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,567 Every time I look in the mirror, I wanna scream. 29 00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,733 My anger is all I've got left, baby. 30 00:34:02,853 --> 00:34:06,087 If I let go of that, it's over. I know it. 31 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,554 The ball game will be over. 32 00:34:08,587 --> 00:34:11,887 The ball game is going to end 33 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:16,154 Whether you like it or not. 34 00:34:16,187 --> 00:34:20,686 I'd like to be here with you for whatever time you have left. 35 00:34:22,187 --> 00:34:26,387 But for that to happen, things have to change. 36 00:34:31,521 --> 00:34:33,920 Would you come visit me more often? 37 00:34:33,953 --> 00:34:35,920 At least twice a week, 38 00:34:35,953 --> 00:34:38,454 And sometimes I'd bring the kids. 39 00:34:44,287 --> 00:34:46,587 I'd like that. 40 00:34:46,621 --> 00:34:49,621 You know, they turned out really good. 41 00:34:52,020 --> 00:34:55,720 How'd you learn how to be such a good mom? 42 00:34:57,887 --> 00:35:00,053 I have no idea. 43 00:35:04,420 --> 00:35:06,387 Well, now that you're here, 44 00:35:06,420 --> 00:35:09,387 Why don't you stay, and we can talk a while? 45 00:35:09,420 --> 00:35:12,187 I--and get my flask out of the drawer. 46 00:35:12,220 --> 00:35:14,387 Hey, I can't be nice, 47 00:35:14,387 --> 00:35:16,554 forgiving and sober all at the same time. 49 00:35:24,354 --> 00:35:25,820 Daddy! 50 00:35:25,853 --> 00:35:27,154 Daddy! 51 00:35:27,187 --> 00:35:29,753 Mmm! mwah! missed you guys. 52 00:35:29,786 --> 00:35:32,621 Wow! you're really helping mommy, huh? that's great. 53 00:35:32,653 --> 00:35:35,521 The scary man told us we had to. 54 00:35:38,686 --> 00:35:40,653 We don't even know the guy. 55 00:35:40,686 --> 00:35:42,169 He left a flier in our mailbox. 56 00:35:42,169 --> 00:35:43,653 you left him do your parenting? 57 00:35:43,686 --> 00:35:45,753 Hey, you're the one who told me to get creative. 58 00:35:45,753 --> 00:35:47,820 this wasn't what I meant! 59 00:35:47,853 --> 00:35:49,087 Easy for you to say. 59 00:35:49,087 --> 00:35:52,087 They told me they Love you more than me. 60 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:56,653 When I was running things, they said they loved you more. 61 00:35:58,154 --> 00:36:00,254 Really? 62 00:36:01,621 --> 00:36:03,587 So don't get your feelings hurt, 63 00:36:03,621 --> 00:36:05,720 And stop asking strangers to discipline our kids. 64 00:36:05,753 --> 00:36:08,920 Well, I wouldn't have to if you would do it. 65 00:36:10,987 --> 00:36:12,953 So you want me to go to work all day, 65 00:36:12,953 --> 00:36:14,953 go out on business trips, 66 00:36:14,987 --> 00:36:16,953 And what little time I have here with the girls, 67 00:36:16,987 --> 00:36:18,355 You want me to spend screaming at them? 68 00:36:18,356 --> 00:36:20,878 Just for the first 15 minutes after you walk in the door. 69 00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:22,945 Then it's carlos time. 70 00:36:22,945 --> 00:36:25,011 forget it! this was the arrangement you wanted. 71 00:36:25,012 --> 00:36:26,923 You made me take this job. 72 00:36:26,923 --> 00:36:28,834 I just wanted us to have a normal life. 73 00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:32,133 Well, guess what, sweetie? dad's unhappy at work. 74 00:36:32,167 --> 00:36:33,733 Mom's home with the screaming kids. 75 00:36:33,733 --> 00:36:35,300 you got one. 76 00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:45,800 Oh, good. you're back. 77 00:36:45,834 --> 00:36:47,367 Can we talk? 78 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,133 If it's about work, yes. 79 00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:53,500 If it's about what happened at the barbecue, no. 80 00:36:53,533 --> 00:36:56,500 Fine. then as my employee, I authorize a 5-minute break 81 00:36:56,533 --> 00:36:59,001 So we can talk about my son's boyfriend 82 00:36:59,034 --> 00:37:01,433 And his absurd overreaction this afternoon. 83 00:37:01,467 --> 00:37:03,367 That's it. I'm out of here. 84 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:04,883 Andrew, please. you were there. 85 00:37:04,883 --> 00:37:06,367 alex started the whole thing. 86 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,900 You need to tell him to stop critizing me. 87 00:37:08,934 --> 00:37:10,900 I'm--i'm not getting in the middle of this. 88 00:37:10,934 --> 00:37:13,500 If you have a problem with ale you tell him. 89 00:37:13,533 --> 00:37:16,034 I tried. he won't listen to me. 90 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:18,700 Don't you mean obey? 91 00:37:18,734 --> 00:37:21,166 He's not your son. he's not your husband. 92 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:22,834 He's not your employee. 93 00:37:22,867 --> 00:37:25,467 Not everyone has to listen to you. 94 00:37:27,034 --> 00:37:30,067 I'll--i'll do this tomorrow. 95 00:37:51,767 --> 00:37:54,300 I got the flowers. 96 00:37:59,867 --> 00:38:01,834 They re from you, right? 97 00:38:01,867 --> 00:38:03,867 Oh, yeah. 98 00:38:22,142 --> 00:38:22,826 I just have a minute, 99 00:38:22,827 --> 00:38:24,707 And I don't want to get into a whole thing with you. 100 00:38:24,708 --> 00:38:26,485 This won't take long. 101 00:38:26,487 --> 00:38:30,354 I don't want to fight anymore. please, just take the house. 102 00:38:34,921 --> 00:38:37,887 I don't know how else to say this. 103 00:38:37,921 --> 00:38:40,387 What happened yesterday is gonna happen again. 104 00:38:40,420 --> 00:38:42,821 It's not gonna be the last time we fight, 105 00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:45,253 'cause that's who we are. 106 00:38:45,287 --> 00:38:49,253 Let's not make it worse by living on top of each other. 107 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,320 Alex... 108 00:38:55,787 --> 00:38:58,220 I'm gonna tell you something I haven't told anybody-- 109 00:38:58,253 --> 00:39:01,854 Not orso not andrew, just you. 110 00:39:07,988 --> 00:39:11,887 I know that I've changed since my business took off, 111 00:39:11,921 --> 00:39:14,821 But I didn't want to admit it. 112 00:39:14,854 --> 00:39:19,921 I've watched myself become selfish, impatient, rude. 113 00:39:19,954 --> 00:39:23,554 I was never the type to suffer fools gladly, 114 00:39:23,587 --> 00:39:26,687 But now I seem to find fools everywhere. 115 00:39:26,721 --> 00:39:29,220 And I don't want to be that way. 116 00:39:30,754 --> 00:39:33,454 I need someone who isn't afraid to speak out, 117 00:39:33,487 --> 00:39:38,220 To call me out when I cross those lines, 118 00:39:38,253 --> 00:39:41,721 And I would love it if you would be that person. 119 00:39:45,153 --> 00:39:46,854 Did my mother-in-law 120 00:39:46,887 --> 00:39:50,554 -Just give me permission to criticize her? -yes, I did. 121 00:39:54,054 --> 00:39:56,687 I'm a lucky guy. 122 00:40:04,220 --> 00:40:05,587 Edie. 123 00:40:07,420 --> 00:40:09,687 Listen, um... 124 00:40:09,721 --> 00:40:12,988 I'm not happy about you lying to me, 125 00:40:13,021 --> 00:40:15,921 But I think what we have is real, and... 126 00:40:15,954 --> 00:40:19,354 I'm not ready to throw it away. 127 00:40:19,387 --> 00:40:21,954 Really? 128 00:40:24,054 --> 00:40:26,088 And don't tell anyone, 129 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,088 But I'm at the point in my life 130 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:31,687 Where I could use a happy ending. 131 00:40:33,287 --> 00:40:34,954 I'll get my stuff. 132 00:40:48,554 --> 00:40:51,054 Hello? 133 00:40:51,088 --> 00:40:53,054 Jackson, hi. do you have a sec? 134 00:40:53,088 --> 00:40:55,054 Sure. is something wrong? 135 00:40:55,088 --> 00:40:58,685 Uh, no, nothing's wrong. just... 136 00:40:58,721 --> 00:41:02,887 We need to talk about this move. 137 00:41:02,921 --> 00:41:07,788 At 5:15 that afternoon, 138 00:41:07,788 --> 00:41:10,253 Edie williams began calling her friends 139 00:41:10,287 --> 00:41:14,654 To inform them that her husband had come home. 140 00:41:14,687 --> 00:41:18,520 Sadly, she never got through to any of them. 141 00:41:18,554 --> 00:41:21,887 Gabrielle never picked up. 142 00:41:21,921 --> 00:41:24,387 She was too busy watching her children 143 00:41:24,420 --> 00:41:26,921 Being told they had to obey their mother... 144 00:41:26,954 --> 00:41:30,721 And trying not to smile. 145 00:41:30,754 --> 00:41:33,387 Lynette wasn't home when edie called. 146 00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:37,487 She was with her mother, 147 00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:40,887 Laughing and sharing stories about the old days... 148 00:41:40,888 --> 00:41:43,900 And enjoy every minute of it. 149 00:41:45,475 --> 00:41:47,401 Bree was outside 150 00:41:47,402 --> 00:41:50,579 showing her future son in law color samples. 151 00:41:50,580 --> 00:41:52,602 for the home she had bought him. 152 00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,273 and smiling politely when they disagreed. 153 00:41:58,205 --> 00:42:02,059 and susan, well, she didn't answered, 154 00:42:02,060 --> 00:42:04,441 because she was sitting in her favourite chair 155 00:42:04,442 --> 00:42:05,733 with a cup of tea 156 00:42:05,734 --> 00:42:09,314 Learning to enjoy for the first time in her life 157 00:42:10,691 --> 00:42:14,644 what it was like to be alone 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net