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Eli Scruggs
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was the handiest
of all handymen.
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You could ask any
of his customers,
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and they would tell you,
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there was nothing
he couldn't fix.
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Whether it was a broken vase...
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a leaky pipe...
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or a shaky banister,
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Eli always knew
how to get the job done.
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But sadly,
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the man who had fixed
so many things
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for the residents
of Wisteria Lane
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was now about
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to break their hearts.
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Eli Scruggs,
get down from there!
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Mrs. McCluskey.
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Just found this note
in my mailbox.
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Says you're retiring?
What the hell?
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Yes, ma'am. It's true.
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Now why would you want to do
something stupid like that?
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My doc says
I got a bum ticker,
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have to take it easy
from now on.
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Well, once I'm done fixing
Mrs. Mayer's shingles,
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I'm on a plane to Waikiki.
- Well, this is very annoying.
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Who's gonna fix my water heater
when it breaks?
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Oh, I met this young guy
named Toby.
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Very bright, just turned 30.
He'll take care of you.
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Ah, damn it, Eli!
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I am not comfortable
with strangers in my house.
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Took me ten years to trust you.
- I know.
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Most of those guys leave tools
and nails all over the place.
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You never leave a mess.
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Thank you, ma'am.
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Have you told everyone else
you're leaving?
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I left copies of that same note
in everybody's mailbox.
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Well, that's not right.
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After all these years, people
will want to say good-bye,
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and... you know, maybe throw you
a party or somethin'.
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Oh, no. I prefer to go quietly,
if you know what I mean.
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I don't want a big fuss.
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Well, I'll miss you, Eli.
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There will never be
another one like you.
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With that Eli Scruggs
climbed his ladder
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for the very last time.
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And once he had finished
making his last repair,
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Eli Scruggs--
quietly, with no fuss--
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had a heart attack and died.
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And most importantly...
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without leaving a mess.
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It took an hour
for someone to finally notice
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the body laying atop
Susan Mayer's roof.
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Aah!
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It was
less than ten minutes later
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that the neighbors
began arriving,
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each determined to get a look
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at the various paramedics
and policemen
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who were all frantically
trying to figure out
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exactly how
to bring the body down.
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And it took two days
for my friends to realize
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this tragedy
had affected them...
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We're ready! Come on.
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more than
they were willing to admit.
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Hey, Gaby, did you remember
to get change?
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'Cause when I cash in my chips,
I don't want to hear you say,
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"all I've got is $50s."
- Speaking of cashing in your chips,
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anyone know when Eli's funeral is?
- Oh, I think it's Saturday.
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I wonder how many people
are gonna show up.
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Mrs. McCluskey was saying
he didn't have much family.
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Poor Eli. We should make sure
he's got flowers at his funeral.
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I'm in.
- How much are we talking?
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I don't know.
What do you think, Gaby?
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Gaby?
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Wow! Jimmy Choo!
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Oh, Carlos!
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These aren't even
in the states yet.
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What's the catch?
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What are you talking about?
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You never buy me a present
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unless I'm mad
or about to be mad.
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And I don't think I am,
so why am I about to be?
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I have to go to Cleveland tomorrow.
- Carlos!
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They're begging me.
The merger's going south.
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You just got home!
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With shoes.
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Don't leave me here.
I'm going out of my mind.
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Everyone is so boring
and suburban.
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And how many
freakin' honor students
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can that school have?
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Can we please not argue
in front of the handyman?
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He has a name.
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What's your name?
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Eli Scruggs.
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You hear that, Carlos?
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You've brought me to a place
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where people are named
"Eli Scruggs."
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Fine.
I'll give up my job...
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and everything
that comes with it.
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Not the Jimmy Choos.
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They're the only friends
I've got.
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Thought so.
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I'm going to pack.
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You know,
it's none of my business...
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You're right. It's not.
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But the ladies
in this neighborhood
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are actually pretty nice.
- Yeah. They came by, brought muffins.
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One of 'em
wants her basket back.
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That'd be Bree.
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Anyhow,
she and the other ladies, uh,
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play poker every week.
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If you'd like,
I could talk to 'em,
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see if they'll let you
host a game.
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Hi. We're, um...
the neighborhood.
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Gabrielle invited us
to play poker.
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So... is she in?
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Mrs. Solis
will be right down.
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She likes to make
an entrance.
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What does that mean,
"an entrance"?
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Hello there.
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Welcome to my home.
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Oh.
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That's what it means.
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So I said, "pumpkin"--
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That's what I call
Jon Bon Jovi--
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I said, "pumpkin, even if
I could steer a yacht,
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I'm certainly not about to do it
in 5-inch heels."
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True story.
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Well, you've certainly had
quite a glamorous life.
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Well, it was before my husband
moved me here to East Nowhere.
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Seriously, I don't know
how you girls do it.
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Do what?
- Get out of bed in the morning.
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I've only lived here a month,
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and I want
to put a gun to my head.
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You know what I mean?
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No, we don't.
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There are no good
nightclubs, no theater.
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What do you do for a good time?
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Well, we watch the kids
play soccer.
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And the school drama department
puts on some really great shows.
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And then there's church,
of course.
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Church.
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Oh, you're serious.
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Look, I know it's quiet here,
but I think you'll find
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there's a real charm
to Fairview.
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No, no, it's cute. It's cute.
I get that.
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It's just...
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I was a top-tier fashion model,
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and I guess I'm just gonna
have to get used to the fact
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that the best part of my life
is behind me.
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Good-bye doing vodka shots
with Kate Moss,
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and hello
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to sipping international coffee
with you girls.
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Full house.
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Yes?
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Hello. Is Mrs. Solis here?
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Oh, I got it. I got it.
Go, go, go, go, go.
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Ma'am, here's the bill
for fixing your sink.
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Okay. Thank you.
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By the way...
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You made quite an impression
at the poker game.
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Really?
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Oh, yeah. The ladies
can't stop talking about you.
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Aw. Well, I'm sure
it was kind of exciting
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for them to have a star
in their midst.
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Uh, let me think...
did they say "star"?
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I heard, uh, "stuck-up,"
"obnoxious," "bitch."
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What?!
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You know, I went out on a limb
to get you into that game,
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and then you go in there
acting like
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you're better than they are.
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Oh, my clothes
said that, not me.
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Well, did you ask them anything
about their lives?
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Why would they want
to talk about their lives?
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Their lives are boring.
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Well, you know what's
gonna be really boring?
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You sitting here alone in this
big house without any friends.
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If I were you,
I'd drop the attitude.
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Learn to like
your neighbors.
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Well,
thanks for the advice.
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You wanna add that
to your bill?
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No. It's on the house.
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I brought muffins.
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That's so nice.
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We were just...
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Playing poker,
and I wasn't invited.
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I know. I get it.
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I just wanted
to tell you guys
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I know I made
a horrible first impression.
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Now you know why
models don't usually talk.
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Because we say a lot
of stupid, patronizing things.
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What I should've said was...
my husband's never home.
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I miss the city.
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I miss my life.
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I'm lonely all the time...
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and I could
really use some friends.
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Anyway, here.
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Now that's how
you make an entrance.
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Gaby?
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I'm sorry. What?
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We're getting a wreath
for Eli's funeral. Are you in?
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Actually, why don't you
let me pay for it?
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It can still be from all of us.
- No, you don't have to do that.
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I sort of do.
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Now let's play some poker.
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All right,
time for my luck to change.
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This hand is for Eli.
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Hmm. Next hand is for Eli.
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You know, if we're gonna
have a get-together
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after the funeral, we should
start thinking about food.
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And by "we" and "food,"
you mean Bree, right?
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I thought that was clear.
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I'd be happy to.
Any special requests?
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How about we pick something
from your cookbook?
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Great. Gaby,
do you have your copy?
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I'll go get it.
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You use my cookbook
to balance your table?
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Oh, it's only temporary.
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Juanita needed
her coloring book back.
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Oh.
- All right.
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Watch out, ladies.
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I'm sorry if the frittata
is a bit dry.
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Are you kidding? It's great.
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You should give Linette the recipe.
- Yes, 'cause that's what
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women in their eighth month
really crave--more stove time.
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Mine is so erratic.
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I'm not even sure what the
real temperature is.
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Of course,
if a certain doctor
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would loosen the purse strings...
- We're not getting a new stove.
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If you would just take on
a few more patients,
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we could afford it.
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Well, if I'm not supporting
you adequately, my dear,
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by all means, feel free
to do something about it.
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Such as?
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Well, you could maybe...
I don't know, get a job?
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I have a job.
I'm a homemaker.
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And a damn good one.
So to make this,
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you--you just s-sauté
some ham and some onions--
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It's not happening, Tom.
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I just sometimes think
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maybe you would appreciate
the value of a dollar more
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if you had to work
outside the home.
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And I think you would appreciate
my value more if, for once,
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you had to cook your own food
and wash your own clothes.
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Lynette makes me sew my own buttons.
- I'll sew anything you want
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if you just stop
getting me pregnant.
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I want a new stove, Rex,
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and if I need to get a job
to pay for it, so be it.
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If you're
looking for a stove,
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we've got one
that's hardly ever been used.
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I wish I could say the same
for my uterus.
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Oh, yeah. I ruined the brunch.
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Hey, how's it looking
under there, Eli?
252
00:12:35,198 --> 00:12:37,566
Is it gonna cost me
an arm and a leg?
253
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,835
Nah. A few fingers, maybe.
254
00:12:41,838 --> 00:12:44,806
Honey, my stomach's growling.
When's dinner?
255
00:12:44,841 --> 00:12:46,341
Oh, we're having leftovers.
256
00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:48,710
You can heat them up yourself
if you want.
257
00:12:48,745 --> 00:12:51,079
Since when
do we have leftovers?
258
00:12:51,114 --> 00:12:53,715
Since I started
writing my own cookbook.
259
00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:55,383
Remember how you told me
260
00:12:55,418 --> 00:12:57,385
I should start making
my own money?
261
00:12:57,420 --> 00:12:59,387
Well, I've been going through
all my old recipes,
262
00:12:59,422 --> 00:13:01,456
and I've got
this great idea
263
00:13:01,491 --> 00:13:04,359
for a real home-style American cookbook.
- You're not serious?
264
00:13:04,393 --> 00:13:06,428
Why wouldn't I be?
265
00:13:06,462 --> 00:13:08,230
People are always
complimenting me on my cooking.
266
00:13:08,231 --> 00:13:09,998
You're great, but come on.
267
00:13:10,032 --> 00:13:12,000
Every bored housewife
who pulls off a decent lasagna
268
00:13:12,034 --> 00:13:14,336
thinks she can
write a cookbook.
269
00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:16,638
You think I'm just like
every other housewife?
270
00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:19,808
No. No, no, no. That's not what
I'm saying. It's just that...
271
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:22,577
what do you really know?
272
00:13:22,612 --> 00:13:25,747
I'll learn. And I want it to be
more than just a cookbook.
273
00:13:25,782 --> 00:13:27,749
I want to talk
about traditional values
274
00:13:27,784 --> 00:13:29,751
and give helpful hints
about homemaking.
275
00:13:29,786 --> 00:13:31,853
Look, look,
this is my fault.
276
00:13:31,888 --> 00:13:34,356
You know, I-I was
ribbing you the other day
277
00:13:34,390 --> 00:13:36,658
about getting a job,
but you took it seriously.
278
00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:39,694
If you really want a new stove,
I'll get you a stove.
279
00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:45,133
Now can you stop
this foolishness
280
00:13:45,168 --> 00:13:48,069
and make me something to eat
that isn't leftovers?
281
00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:19,301
Mrs. Van de Kamp?
282
00:14:19,335 --> 00:14:22,237
I fixed your banister.
Should be fine now.
283
00:14:24,574 --> 00:14:26,942
I'll just go.
You can pay me whenever.
284
00:14:26,976 --> 00:14:29,311
I know this is
a rough time for you.
285
00:14:29,345 --> 00:14:32,180
Thanks, Eli.
286
00:14:32,215 --> 00:14:35,116
By the way,
287
00:14:35,151 --> 00:14:37,652
the service for Mr. V.
was really nice.
288
00:14:41,657 --> 00:14:43,291
You were there?
289
00:14:43,326 --> 00:14:45,794
I sat
in the back of the church.
290
00:14:45,828 --> 00:14:48,797
I wanted to say good-bye
to Mr. V.
291
00:14:50,566 --> 00:14:52,234
So uh...
292
00:14:53,603 --> 00:14:56,071
have you thought about
what you're gonna do now?
293
00:14:56,105 --> 00:14:59,107
You mean, with my life?
294
00:15:00,543 --> 00:15:02,544
I don't know.
295
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,115
Mrs. V...
296
00:15:07,149 --> 00:15:10,285
I've been meaning to give this
to you for a while now...
297
00:15:10,319 --> 00:15:11,853
but I, uh,
298
00:15:11,888 --> 00:15:13,822
could never find
the right moment.
299
00:15:18,828 --> 00:15:21,930
I kept it for you, just in case
you might need it someday.
300
00:15:25,835 --> 00:15:27,602
Hope you don't mind.
301
00:15:30,506 --> 00:15:34,175
Oh, I gotta tell you.
I made your Cajun meatloaf.
302
00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:35,510
Whoo!
303
00:15:35,544 --> 00:15:39,114
That may be
my favorite meal ever.
304
00:15:39,148 --> 00:15:41,883
I can't believe
you saved this.
305
00:15:41,918 --> 00:15:43,251
Ah.
306
00:15:43,286 --> 00:15:46,254
Of course,
I'm not really in the mood
307
00:15:46,289 --> 00:15:48,390
to write a cookbook
right now.
308
00:15:48,424 --> 00:15:50,058
Well...
309
00:15:50,092 --> 00:15:52,694
maybe one day you will be.
310
00:16:01,436 --> 00:16:04,337
Hey, Bree, I know what
you can make for the wake--
311
00:16:04,372 --> 00:16:07,307
that flaky-breaded-shrimp
thing.
312
00:16:09,043 --> 00:16:12,279
Thanks, but I know
exactly what I'm gonna make.
313
00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:18,548
Dave, it was a nice trip,
but I gotta tell you,
314
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:21,818
I don't know why we spent all
that money going to the Bahamas.
315
00:16:21,853 --> 00:16:23,920
If we're not gonna
leave the hotel room,
316
00:16:23,955 --> 00:16:26,256
then why not just cover
ourselves in suntan lotion
317
00:16:26,290 --> 00:16:27,924
and have sex here?
318
00:16:27,959 --> 00:16:30,827
You just got a message
from Mrs. McCluskey.
319
00:16:30,862 --> 00:16:32,396
Oh?
320
00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:34,865
She said your handyman died.
321
00:16:34,899 --> 00:16:37,300
Eli?
322
00:16:37,335 --> 00:16:38,802
Oh, my God.
323
00:16:38,836 --> 00:16:40,804
He was
working on Susan's roof
324
00:16:40,838 --> 00:16:43,206
and dropped dead
of a heart attack.
325
00:16:43,241 --> 00:16:45,308
Can you believe that?
326
00:16:54,252 --> 00:16:57,220
No, no, no. You are not
going to the gym again.
327
00:16:57,255 --> 00:16:59,523
You said we were gonna
have afternoon sex.
328
00:16:59,557 --> 00:17:00,924
We'll do it when I get back.
329
00:17:00,925 --> 00:17:02,292
You say that
every time, Umberto,
330
00:17:02,326 --> 00:17:03,977
And then you're too tired.
331
00:17:03,978 --> 00:17:05,629
Maybe I wouldn't be
if you weren't so clingy.
332
00:17:05,663 --> 00:17:06,730
Clingy?
333
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:09,199
We haven't had sex
in two weeks.
334
00:17:09,233 --> 00:17:11,334
It's like I'm 15 again.
335
00:17:13,037 --> 00:17:14,738
Not us. You.
336
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:16,940
Your libido
is out of control.
337
00:17:16,974 --> 00:17:18,709
Umberto--
338
00:17:18,743 --> 00:17:21,745
Look, you've got
a drawerful of toys. Use 'em.
339
00:17:28,686 --> 00:17:30,687
Oh!
340
00:17:34,025 --> 00:17:35,525
Ahem.
341
00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,160
Oh!
342
00:17:37,195 --> 00:17:39,796
Oh! Eli! I-I forgot
you were in there.
343
00:17:39,831 --> 00:17:41,798
Yeah. I'm done fixing
your faucet.
344
00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:44,201
Actually, I was done
ten minutes ago,
345
00:17:44,235 --> 00:17:47,104
but I was afraid to come out.
- I'm sorry you heard all of that.
346
00:17:47,138 --> 00:17:49,106
The good news is,
while I was in there,
347
00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:51,641
I re-grouted your tub...
free of charge.
348
00:17:53,177 --> 00:17:55,011
Wait a second.
349
00:17:58,049 --> 00:18:00,617
What do you think
of my ass?
350
00:18:00,651 --> 00:18:01,985
Sorry?
351
00:18:02,019 --> 00:18:04,788
My ass--
on a scale from one to ten.
352
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:07,224
Well, I-I-I, uh...
353
00:18:07,258 --> 00:18:08,258
ticktock.
354
00:18:08,292 --> 00:18:09,926
Ten. It's a ten.
355
00:18:11,462 --> 00:18:14,197
And the boobs?
Perky and firm?
356
00:18:14,232 --> 00:18:16,433
You've named them?
357
00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:18,101
Oh, come on, Eli.
358
00:18:18,136 --> 00:18:20,604
My husband
won't have sex with me.
359
00:18:20,638 --> 00:18:23,874
I just need to make sure
it's not... me.
360
00:18:23,908 --> 00:18:25,976
It's not you.
361
00:18:26,010 --> 00:18:27,677
Are you sure?
362
00:18:27,712 --> 00:18:29,679
Trust me. I used
to work in construction.
363
00:18:29,714 --> 00:18:32,182
My buddies would've
gone crazy for you--
364
00:18:32,216 --> 00:18:34,084
cat calls, uh,
nasty gestures.
365
00:18:34,118 --> 00:18:35,886
"Hey, you,
with the sweater meats!
366
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,921
"If you ever need
any work done, call me!
367
00:18:37,955 --> 00:18:41,191
'Cause I got the perfect tool
for the job!"
368
00:18:41,225 --> 00:18:44,227
Y-you get the drift.
369
00:18:44,262 --> 00:18:47,164
Yeah. I do.
370
00:18:47,198 --> 00:18:49,666
That was insulting
and demeaning.
371
00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:51,334
Oh.
372
00:18:51,369 --> 00:18:54,204
Thank you so much.
373
00:19:03,714 --> 00:19:05,248
Miss Britt?
374
00:19:05,283 --> 00:19:07,184
The door was wide open.
375
00:19:07,218 --> 00:19:09,052
I got the paint. You
want to check the color?
376
00:19:09,053 --> 00:19:10,887
Eh.
377
00:19:12,557 --> 00:19:14,357
Is everything okay?
378
00:19:14,392 --> 00:19:17,861
Things are great.
379
00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:19,596
You want some wine?
380
00:19:19,630 --> 00:19:20,931
We're celebrating.
381
00:19:20,965 --> 00:19:22,599
What's the occasion?
382
00:19:22,633 --> 00:19:25,836
I am no longer married
to a gay guy.
383
00:19:25,870 --> 00:19:28,138
Umberto was gay?
384
00:19:28,172 --> 00:19:30,340
So you wasted your time
385
00:19:30,374 --> 00:19:32,342
installing that light
in the closet,
386
00:19:32,376 --> 00:19:35,178
because...
he went flying out of there.
387
00:19:35,213 --> 00:19:37,948
At least you know now
it wasn't you.
388
00:19:37,982 --> 00:19:39,783
Wasn't it?
389
00:19:39,817 --> 00:19:42,352
He said
that being married to me
390
00:19:42,386 --> 00:19:45,789
was what convinced him
that he liked men.
391
00:19:45,823 --> 00:19:48,041
Oh.
392
00:19:48,042 --> 00:19:50,260
You could imagine what a
boost to the ego that was.
393
00:19:51,629 --> 00:19:53,396
Come on.
394
00:19:53,431 --> 00:19:56,399
You had a gay guy sleeping
with you for two years,
395
00:19:56,434 --> 00:19:59,402
and those guys are pretty hard to land.
396
00:19:59,437 --> 00:20:01,705
No. No, trust me.
397
00:20:03,307 --> 00:20:04,808
No need to be sad.
398
00:20:06,377 --> 00:20:08,879
You're a knockout.
399
00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:18,822
No, I-I-I need
this hand back.
400
00:20:18,856 --> 00:20:22,926
It's hard to be a handyman
without a-a hand.
401
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,027
Mm.
402
00:20:25,997 --> 00:20:28,932
Miss Britt,
what are you doing?
403
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:32,535
You put the mirror
over my bed.
404
00:20:34,071 --> 00:20:36,339
You know
exactly what I'm doing.
405
00:20:37,808 --> 00:20:41,411
Are you sure about this? I don't
want to take advantage of you.
406
00:20:43,247 --> 00:20:45,782
Oh,
I'm sure you'll be gentle.
407
00:20:49,887 --> 00:20:52,155
Anyway,
408
00:20:52,189 --> 00:20:54,658
I guess they're
burying him on Saturday.
409
00:20:54,692 --> 00:20:56,660
Obviously, you want to go.
410
00:20:56,694 --> 00:20:59,496
Yeah.
411
00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:02,065
I do.
412
00:21:03,868 --> 00:21:06,736
Oh,
leave that black dress out.
413
00:21:06,771 --> 00:21:08,805
I'll get it dry-cleaned
for the funeral.
414
00:21:08,839 --> 00:21:11,841
A little sexy for a funeral,
isn't it?
415
00:21:13,477 --> 00:21:16,112
Oh, I don't think Eli would mind.
416
00:21:22,666 --> 00:21:24,400
Mom?
417
00:21:24,434 --> 00:21:27,469
That's Penny.
I'll be right back.
418
00:21:27,504 --> 00:21:29,338
Mom!
419
00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:31,473
Hey, sweetie.
420
00:21:31,508 --> 00:21:32,975
What's up?
421
00:21:33,009 --> 00:21:35,477
You said you would
help me with my math.
422
00:21:35,512 --> 00:21:38,214
We're dividing fractions.
423
00:21:38,248 --> 00:21:42,151
Oh. I wish you'd caught me
two Chardonnays ago.
424
00:21:42,185 --> 00:21:44,153
Mom, you promised.
425
00:21:44,187 --> 00:21:48,023
I know, but mommy's
still planning Eli's memorial.
426
00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:49,525
Start without me.
427
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:52,194
I'll be there
in a little while.
428
00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:12,781
Oh, my gosh.
Lynette, are you okay?
429
00:22:12,816 --> 00:22:16,552
The doctor just called.
I'm pregnant.
430
00:22:16,586 --> 00:22:20,055
This is fantastic!
431
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,223
You--
432
00:22:21,258 --> 00:22:22,891
Yeah. Whoop-dee-doo.
433
00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:26,595
Honey, you don't sound
too happy about this.
434
00:22:26,630 --> 00:22:29,265
I was planning
to go back to work.
435
00:22:29,299 --> 00:22:32,101
What? What a--
what are you talking about?
436
00:22:32,135 --> 00:22:34,603
I had it in the back
of my mind for a while,
437
00:22:34,638 --> 00:22:37,773
and then yesterday, I got a ph--
- Hold it.
438
00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:44,213
Sorry. I was having trouble
paying attention.
439
00:22:44,247 --> 00:22:48,050
Jeffrey Cuevas is retiring
in September.
440
00:22:48,084 --> 00:22:51,553
I am the perfect person
to step into his job,
441
00:22:51,588 --> 00:22:55,491
and that is exactly when
Parker starts kindergarten.
442
00:22:55,525 --> 00:22:58,227
The timing is like a dream.
443
00:22:58,261 --> 00:23:01,096
But what about our dream
of having a-a little girl?
444
00:23:01,131 --> 00:23:03,098
This could be our chance.
445
00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:06,135
Oh, please. You know it's gonna
be a boy. It's always a boy.
446
00:23:06,169 --> 00:23:08,137
It's just gonna pee
in my face
447
00:23:08,171 --> 00:23:10,773
and hide dead things
in my shoes.
448
00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:13,175
I am doing this, Tom.
449
00:23:13,209 --> 00:23:16,812
I am going after this job.
450
00:23:16,846 --> 00:23:19,782
But who's gonna take care of the kids?
451
00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:23,185
Well, I was hoping you could
cut back on your hours at work.
452
00:23:23,219 --> 00:23:24,920
I can't do that.
453
00:23:24,954 --> 00:23:26,755
I have a career.
454
00:23:28,725 --> 00:23:31,760
You did not just say that.
455
00:23:31,795 --> 00:23:33,595
No, I-I didn't. I didn't.
456
00:23:33,630 --> 00:23:38,500
Tom, I cannot just
stay at home wiping noses.
457
00:23:38,535 --> 00:23:40,836
I need it for my sanity,
458
00:23:40,870 --> 00:23:43,639
and I need you
to back me up.
459
00:23:43,673 --> 00:23:46,675
Oh!
460
00:23:46,710 --> 00:23:49,011
Mom?
461
00:23:49,045 --> 00:23:51,013
Well, the kids are up.
462
00:23:51,047 --> 00:23:52,981
They're gonna want
their breakfast.
463
00:23:54,651 --> 00:23:59,188
And I'm gonna back you up
by, uh, making it for 'em.
464
00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:03,826
My hero.
465
00:24:04,928 --> 00:24:07,062
Jeff Cuevas is fantastic,
466
00:24:07,097 --> 00:24:12,167
but I know I could take his
department to a whole new level.
467
00:24:12,202 --> 00:24:14,403
What the hell is that?
468
00:24:14,437 --> 00:24:16,405
Oh, my water broke.
469
00:24:16,439 --> 00:24:18,407
Take the overnight bag
out to the car.
470
00:24:18,441 --> 00:24:20,409
Oh, three weeks.
471
00:24:20,443 --> 00:24:23,946
That's a little soon, but, uh,
sure, I could make that work.
472
00:24:23,980 --> 00:24:25,998
For God sakes, Lynette,
we gotta go to the hospital.
473
00:24:25,999 --> 00:24:28,016
- In a minute. I'm
trying to lock this job down.
474
00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:31,186
What kind of
perks are we talking about here?
475
00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:34,390
Okay, you're having
contractions. That's it. You--
476
00:24:34,424 --> 00:24:36,692
I swear,
if you touch this phone,
477
00:24:36,726 --> 00:24:39,528
I will have this baby right here
and then beat you with it!
478
00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:42,765
You're insane.
We have to go.
479
00:24:42,799 --> 00:24:44,800
Could you hold on
one second?
480
00:24:44,834 --> 00:24:47,569
We agreed
I could go back to work
481
00:24:47,604 --> 00:24:50,706
after I gave birth.
- After, Lynette, not during!
482
00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:52,307
I'm sorry.
483
00:24:52,342 --> 00:24:56,812
Is there any way we could finish
this conversation tomorrow?
484
00:24:58,415 --> 00:25:00,616
Oh!
485
00:25:00,650 --> 00:25:03,519
L-l-later in the day
works better for me, too.
486
00:25:03,553 --> 00:25:06,088
Well, thank you very much.
487
00:25:06,122 --> 00:25:09,525
Bye.
- Hey. Whew! I got the job.
488
00:25:09,559 --> 00:25:12,027
Congratulations.
The baby's arm is sticking out.
489
00:25:12,061 --> 00:25:14,430
Why don't you high-five it?
490
00:25:14,464 --> 00:25:17,766
Tom, I am in pain.
Do you mind?
491
00:25:17,801 --> 00:25:18,934
Oh.
492
00:25:18,968 --> 00:25:20,636
You'll see, Tom.
493
00:25:20,670 --> 00:25:25,607
I know.
People say that you... ooh!
494
00:25:25,642 --> 00:25:30,279
You can't have it all,
but I know we can.
495
00:25:30,313 --> 00:25:34,416
Oh, Mr. Swenson, I can't
tell you how excited I am.
496
00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:37,286
Maybe you could schedule
a staff meeting
497
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,988
so I could hit the ground
running on Monday.
498
00:25:40,023 --> 00:25:41,690
No, no.
499
00:25:41,724 --> 00:25:43,692
No, it can't be Friday,
500
00:25:43,726 --> 00:25:46,695
because, remember, we agreed
that we would start next week?
501
00:26:02,579 --> 00:26:06,014
So again, thank you so much
for this opportunity.
502
00:26:06,049 --> 00:26:07,950
Mrs. Scavo?
Yeah?
503
00:26:07,984 --> 00:26:11,019
I think you might have
forgotten somethin'.
504
00:26:13,857 --> 00:26:16,091
Could you hold on a second?
505
00:26:17,594 --> 00:26:20,295
Oh, my God.
506
00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:21,897
Oh, my God.
507
00:26:21,931 --> 00:26:23,866
She's fine.
508
00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:26,368
I was on the phone.
509
00:26:26,402 --> 00:26:29,972
I was talking to my new boss, and I...
- She was only in there for a minute.
510
00:26:30,006 --> 00:26:34,810
But it's 85 degrees outside.
I've never done this before.
511
00:26:34,844 --> 00:26:38,380
You got a lot on your mind--
three kids and a newborn,
512
00:26:38,414 --> 00:26:41,450
it sounds like new job.
513
00:26:41,484 --> 00:26:43,118
Yeah, I do.
514
00:26:43,152 --> 00:26:46,421
Yeah. It's a lot to handle.
515
00:26:46,456 --> 00:26:48,056
There you go.
516
00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:52,895
Mm.
517
00:27:03,606 --> 00:27:06,642
I should probably get back
to Susan's windows.
518
00:27:06,676 --> 00:27:08,544
Uh, you take care.
519
00:27:17,453 --> 00:27:20,022
Lynette,
are you still there?
520
00:27:20,056 --> 00:27:21,089
Lynette?
521
00:27:21,124 --> 00:27:22,724
Hello?
522
00:27:22,759 --> 00:27:25,027
Are you still there?
523
00:27:29,032 --> 00:27:31,500
Hey. You coming back in?
524
00:27:33,469 --> 00:27:35,404
No.
525
00:27:35,438 --> 00:27:38,440
I'm gonna go help my daughter
with her homework.
526
00:28:19,255 --> 00:28:21,490
Ugh.
527
00:28:23,524 --> 00:28:26,760
Yard sale!
528
00:28:26,794 --> 00:28:30,230
Oh! Good. You're here.
529
00:28:30,264 --> 00:28:31,998
How are you, Eli?
530
00:28:32,032 --> 00:28:33,533
Fine. You?
531
00:28:33,567 --> 00:28:36,536
Great. Yeah, I haven't worn
these Jeans in a while,
532
00:28:36,570 --> 00:28:38,538
and I found 20 bucks
in the pocket.
533
00:28:38,572 --> 00:28:41,374
Don't you just love
when that happens?
534
00:28:41,408 --> 00:28:43,376
Also, Karl left me
for his secretary,
535
00:28:43,410 --> 00:28:46,045
so I need you
to change these locks.
536
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,114
Oh, I'm so sorry.
537
00:28:48,149 --> 00:28:50,316
Oh, thanks, but don't be.
Just hurry.
538
00:28:50,351 --> 00:28:53,787
Karl said he was coming by
to get some of his stuff,
539
00:28:53,821 --> 00:28:57,223
and I want this place
to be a fortress by then.
540
00:28:57,258 --> 00:28:58,792
You're doing all right,
though?
541
00:28:58,826 --> 00:29:01,127
Oh, well, on one hand,
542
00:29:01,162 --> 00:29:04,130
I got dumped for a pair
of headlights named Brandy.
543
00:29:04,165 --> 00:29:06,633
On the other, I reported
Karl's credit cards stolen,
544
00:29:06,667 --> 00:29:09,636
and I cut the pockets
out of all of his pants.
545
00:29:09,670 --> 00:29:12,639
So a little from column "a,"
a little from column "b."
546
00:29:14,175 --> 00:29:17,844
Oh. Sorry.
547
00:29:19,914 --> 00:29:23,082
Well, if it's any consolation,
redheads are nuts.
548
00:29:23,117 --> 00:29:24,751
What do you mean?
549
00:29:24,785 --> 00:29:26,920
That she'll make his life
a living hell.
550
00:29:26,954 --> 00:29:28,922
It sounds like
what he deserves.
551
00:29:28,956 --> 00:29:31,024
Brandy's not a redhead.
She's blonde.
552
00:29:35,496 --> 00:29:39,599
So, uh, you maybe want to go
with a dead bolt this time?
553
00:29:41,669 --> 00:29:46,806
What... do... you... know
554
00:29:48,509 --> 00:29:52,011
I saw him around town
a couple times with a redhead.
555
00:29:52,046 --> 00:29:54,314
Uh, people in the neighborhood
were talking.
556
00:29:54,348 --> 00:29:56,149
I-I thought you knew.
557
00:29:56,183 --> 00:29:58,751
I didn't.
558
00:29:58,786 --> 00:30:00,753
Would you feel any better
559
00:30:00,788 --> 00:30:03,089
knowing that, uh,
she's kinda chubby?
560
00:30:03,123 --> 00:30:05,458
Just leave!
561
00:30:05,492 --> 00:30:07,327
But what--
but what about the locks?
562
00:30:07,361 --> 00:30:09,162
I-i-if Karl's coming...
563
00:30:09,196 --> 00:30:11,464
Change the locks, then leave.
564
00:30:11,498 --> 00:30:14,434
Okay,
but I really am sorry--
565
00:30:14,468 --> 00:30:17,837
Change the locks,
don't talk to me, then leave.
566
00:30:25,179 --> 00:30:26,679
Susan?
567
00:30:28,682 --> 00:30:30,650
Susan, did you call me?
568
00:30:30,684 --> 00:30:33,319
I couldn't really understand
the message.
569
00:30:36,991 --> 00:30:38,491
Oh, wow.
570
00:30:38,525 --> 00:30:41,828
You want me
to come back later?
571
00:30:41,862 --> 00:30:44,797
Are you all right?
572
00:30:47,334 --> 00:30:50,737
No. Of course you're not.
573
00:30:50,771 --> 00:30:53,273
I heard you and Mike
are getting divorced.
574
00:30:53,307 --> 00:30:54,707
I'm sorry.
575
00:30:54,742 --> 00:30:57,010
Probably not
what you want to hear,
576
00:30:57,044 --> 00:30:59,913
but I thought
you were a great couple.
577
00:30:59,947 --> 00:31:01,180
Thanks.
578
00:31:01,215 --> 00:31:02,615
Sweet.
579
00:31:11,191 --> 00:31:14,861
Do you--maybe you remember
what you wanted me to do?
580
00:31:16,830 --> 00:31:18,164
Locks.
581
00:31:18,198 --> 00:31:20,166
Change the locks. Got it.
582
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:24,337
Let me go see what I got
out in the truck.
583
00:31:43,457 --> 00:31:45,124
Susan...
584
00:31:45,159 --> 00:31:47,827
I don't know much
about love.
585
00:31:47,861 --> 00:31:50,830
I... I dabbled in it
once or twice,
586
00:31:50,864 --> 00:31:54,434
but it always seemed
more trouble than it was worth.
587
00:31:54,468 --> 00:31:58,237
I told myself
I wasn't missing much.
588
00:31:58,272 --> 00:32:03,977
But watching you
all these years,
589
00:32:04,011 --> 00:32:09,349
how...
how hard you've tried, how...
590
00:32:09,383 --> 00:32:11,084
how hurt you've been,
591
00:32:11,118 --> 00:32:13,086
but you still...
592
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:16,656
keep getting back up,
you dust yourself off,
593
00:32:16,690 --> 00:32:18,358
then you try again.
594
00:32:18,392 --> 00:32:22,161
Maybe I am...
595
00:32:22,196 --> 00:32:23,663
missing something.
596
00:32:23,697 --> 00:32:26,432
Maybe...
597
00:32:26,467 --> 00:32:28,701
maybe it is worth it.
598
00:32:30,838 --> 00:32:34,273
And, um, I'm sure
it's not gonna help
599
00:32:34,308 --> 00:32:36,409
for you to hear
tell you this,
600
00:32:36,443 --> 00:32:40,380
but you're damn heroic
to me.
601
00:32:40,414 --> 00:32:43,850
You are.
602
00:32:50,157 --> 00:32:51,924
Yeah.
603
00:32:56,930 --> 00:33:00,666
Hey. Just dropping these off.
I finally got 'em cut.
604
00:33:00,701 --> 00:33:02,969
Tell Jackson
I'm sorry it took me so long.
605
00:33:03,003 --> 00:33:05,571
Actually, um...
606
00:33:05,606 --> 00:33:07,673
Jackson and I split up.
607
00:33:07,708 --> 00:33:10,676
Wow. I'm sorry.
608
00:33:10,711 --> 00:33:12,178
Am I sorry?
609
00:33:12,212 --> 00:33:13,946
Oh, yeah.
610
00:33:13,981 --> 00:33:16,149
He's a great guy.
611
00:33:16,183 --> 00:33:18,551
I just, uh,
612
00:33:18,585 --> 00:33:20,753
want to be alone right now.
613
00:33:20,788 --> 00:33:22,855
Well, good for you.
614
00:33:22,890 --> 00:33:24,357
Oh, hey.
- Mm?
615
00:33:24,391 --> 00:33:26,359
As long as you're here,
616
00:33:26,393 --> 00:33:28,995
I think there's a loose shingle
on my roof.
617
00:33:29,029 --> 00:33:32,598
Do you think maybe
you could fix it for me?
618
00:33:32,633 --> 00:33:34,667
Oh, I'd be happy to.
619
00:33:34,701 --> 00:33:36,602
But just so you know,
620
00:33:36,637 --> 00:33:39,605
it'll be the last thing I ever
fix for you. I'm retiring.
621
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:40,940
What?
622
00:33:40,974 --> 00:33:43,209
Today's my last day.
623
00:33:43,243 --> 00:33:46,446
You can't retire.
I break too many things.
624
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,449
I know. You paid for the trip
to Hawaii I'm gonna take.
625
00:33:49,483 --> 00:33:52,685
No, it's the right move.
Be happy for me.
626
00:33:52,719 --> 00:33:55,021
Hey, I am happy for you.
627
00:33:55,055 --> 00:33:57,123
It's just, uh...
628
00:33:57,157 --> 00:33:59,959
this is gonna sound crazy.
629
00:33:59,993 --> 00:34:01,561
What?
630
00:34:01,595 --> 00:34:03,563
Um, I think you have been
631
00:34:03,597 --> 00:34:07,300
the most consistent
male relationship in my life.
632
00:34:07,334 --> 00:34:10,069
You're so stable and reliable,
and I just...
633
00:34:10,104 --> 00:34:13,005
always thought
you'd be around.
634
00:34:14,908 --> 00:34:19,312
Which is funny, because I don't
really know anything about you.
635
00:34:19,346 --> 00:34:22,548
Well, how about this--
I fix your shingle,
636
00:34:22,583 --> 00:34:25,818
and when I'm done, you can
ask me anything you want.
637
00:34:25,853 --> 00:34:27,186
Great.
638
00:34:27,221 --> 00:34:30,022
I will go to the store right now
and get some wine
639
00:34:30,057 --> 00:34:32,258
so we can toast
your retirement.
640
00:34:32,292 --> 00:34:36,929
I like that. Perfect way
to end my time on Wisteria Lane.
641
00:34:36,964 --> 00:34:39,298
Oh, yes.
642
00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:41,868
What kind do you like--
red or white?
643
00:34:41,902 --> 00:34:45,771
Either one. Just make sure
it's a screw top.
644
00:34:56,896 --> 00:35:01,366
Eli Scruggs was buried
on a Saturday...
645
00:35:01,401 --> 00:35:04,369
and all the people that Eli
had helped over the years
646
00:35:04,404 --> 00:35:08,373
came to pay
their last respects.
647
00:35:08,408 --> 00:35:10,809
But one person was missing--
648
00:35:10,843 --> 00:35:14,646
someone who had changed
Eli's life...
649
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:18,283
in a way he never forgot.
650
00:35:19,952 --> 00:35:22,921
Hope I'm not interrupting
your day.
651
00:35:22,955 --> 00:35:24,890
Not at all. Can I help you?
652
00:35:24,924 --> 00:35:27,826
I was hoping I could help you.
I'm a handyman.
653
00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:29,928
Just moved into town.
Looking for work.
654
00:35:29,962 --> 00:35:33,698
Sorry. I, um, I don't have
anything that needs fixing.
655
00:35:33,733 --> 00:35:37,436
Well, if you ever do,
uh, here's my card.
656
00:35:37,470 --> 00:35:40,505
"Eli Scruggs."
657
00:35:40,540 --> 00:35:42,274
What a distinctive name.
658
00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:44,176
People do seem to remember it.
659
00:35:44,210 --> 00:35:46,211
So if any of your friends,
uh, need help,
660
00:35:46,245 --> 00:35:49,514
I can do pretty much anything.
- I don't know. Um...
661
00:35:49,549 --> 00:35:52,617
If you have a extra card or two,
I-I could hand them out.
662
00:35:52,652 --> 00:35:55,087
Oh,
I'd really appreciate that.
663
00:35:55,121 --> 00:35:57,722
Oh.
Oh.
664
00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:15,107
Anyway...
665
00:36:17,009 --> 00:36:19,010
thank you for your time.
666
00:36:21,414 --> 00:36:23,381
I have a broken vase.
667
00:36:23,416 --> 00:36:24,883
I'm sorry?
668
00:36:24,917 --> 00:36:26,885
I-I was, uh,
dusting the other day
669
00:36:26,919 --> 00:36:29,721
and knocked it off the bureau,
like an idiot.
670
00:36:29,755 --> 00:36:31,256
Anyway, I saved the pieces.
671
00:36:31,290 --> 00:36:33,758
If you could glue it
back together for me,
672
00:36:33,793 --> 00:36:35,260
I'd really appreciate it.
673
00:36:35,294 --> 00:36:38,296
Oh, ma'am,
you don't have to do that.
674
00:36:38,331 --> 00:36:41,433
Mr. Scruggs,
675
00:36:41,467 --> 00:36:43,401
I need my vase fixed.
676
00:36:43,436 --> 00:36:45,437
It means a lot to me.
677
00:36:46,939 --> 00:36:49,808
Now you're not gonna
make me beg, are you?
678
00:36:51,511 --> 00:36:54,346
No, ma'am, I'm not.
679
00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:55,981
Good.
680
00:36:56,015 --> 00:36:57,883
Come on in.
681
00:37:08,794 --> 00:37:10,328
Mr. Young?
682
00:37:10,363 --> 00:37:12,731
Oh. Didn't mean to disturb you.
683
00:37:12,765 --> 00:37:15,000
Your front door was wide open.
684
00:37:15,034 --> 00:37:17,169
Oh.
685
00:37:17,203 --> 00:37:20,138
Eli, I-I don't have any work
for you today.
686
00:37:20,173 --> 00:37:23,141
I'm just here to drop off
that handle you wanted.
687
00:37:23,176 --> 00:37:26,745
Finally found one that matched.
Want me to install it?
688
00:37:26,779 --> 00:37:29,381
Not today.
689
00:37:29,415 --> 00:37:30,815
Okay.
690
00:37:30,850 --> 00:37:32,984
I'll just be going then.
691
00:37:34,587 --> 00:37:37,088
Eli, wait.
692
00:37:39,058 --> 00:37:40,492
What?
693
00:37:42,195 --> 00:37:44,196
Do you remember this?
694
00:37:44,230 --> 00:37:46,198
Oh, right.
695
00:37:46,199 --> 00:37:48,166
This is the very first
thing you ever fixed for me.
696
00:37:48,201 --> 00:37:49,685
Yeah, that must have been what,
uh, two years ago?
697
00:37:49,686 --> 00:37:51,169
Yeah.
698
00:37:51,204 --> 00:37:53,838
I just that glue really held, huh?
- Yeah.
699
00:37:53,873 --> 00:37:55,840
I want you to have it.
700
00:37:55,875 --> 00:37:59,177
What?
701
00:37:59,212 --> 00:38:00,478
Why?
702
00:38:00,513 --> 00:38:03,615
I've just been
doing some thinking
703
00:38:03,649 --> 00:38:05,617
about the people I know,
704
00:38:05,651 --> 00:38:07,619
the ones who've walked
into my life
705
00:38:07,653 --> 00:38:10,889
and made it better than it was before...
- Oh.
706
00:38:10,923 --> 00:38:12,857
People like you.
- Oh.
707
00:38:12,892 --> 00:38:15,894
Anyway, I've--I've--
I've never said "thank you."
708
00:38:15,928 --> 00:38:19,064
Oh, no, I'm--I'm the one
who should thank you.
709
00:38:19,098 --> 00:38:21,967
You--you introduced me
to all your friends.
710
00:38:22,001 --> 00:38:24,069
My business
couldn't be better.
711
00:38:24,103 --> 00:38:26,538
I'm so glad.
712
00:38:26,572 --> 00:38:28,440
Yeah.
713
00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:31,843
Anyway, I, uh,
I want you to have this.
714
00:38:36,716 --> 00:38:39,618
Mrs. Young...
715
00:38:39,652 --> 00:38:41,152
Are you all right?
716
00:38:42,989 --> 00:38:45,090
Everything's fine.
717
00:38:50,663 --> 00:38:54,232
Are you sure?
718
00:38:58,437 --> 00:39:00,538
You should go now.
719
00:39:37,009 --> 00:39:39,611
So I look in the window,
720
00:39:39,645 --> 00:39:41,413
and there's blood everywhere--
721
00:39:41,447 --> 00:39:44,115
all over the walls and the ceiling...
- Oh!
722
00:39:44,150 --> 00:39:46,117
Not to mention,
her hardwood floors,
723
00:39:46,152 --> 00:39:48,353
which she just had installed
last week.
724
00:39:48,387 --> 00:39:51,022
I don't know
what she was thinking.
725
00:39:51,057 --> 00:39:53,558
I just wish there had been
some warning,
726
00:39:53,592 --> 00:39:57,595
some sign that she would do
such a thing.
727
00:40:19,685 --> 00:40:24,789
Eli Scruggs sat in his truck
for almost an hour,
728
00:40:24,824 --> 00:40:28,960
devastated that he had done
nothing to save me.
729
00:40:28,994 --> 00:40:33,765
He then made a quiet vow
to God--
730
00:40:33,799 --> 00:40:36,201
From that moment forward,
731
00:40:36,235 --> 00:40:39,037
he would do what he could
to help people,
732
00:40:39,071 --> 00:40:41,840
to help them fix their lives.
733
00:40:44,210 --> 00:40:47,612
And for the rest of his life,
734
00:40:47,646 --> 00:40:50,982
that's exactly what he did.
735
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,328
That was a lovely service.
736
00:41:03,362 --> 00:41:04,996
Eli would've liked it.
737
00:41:05,030 --> 00:41:08,733
Hell of a turnout.
- Who knew he had so many friends?
738
00:41:08,768 --> 00:41:11,503
I'm not surprised.
He was a good man.
739
00:41:11,537 --> 00:41:13,037
I can't help feeling
740
00:41:13,072 --> 00:41:15,106
there's more we could have done
to honor him.
741
00:41:15,141 --> 00:41:17,242
Well, let's just make sure
we remember him.
742
00:41:17,276 --> 00:41:19,911
Eli would have said that's more
than most people get.
743
00:41:19,945 --> 00:41:23,214
And he would have
been right...
744
00:41:23,249 --> 00:41:25,083
As usual.
745
00:41:31,757 --> 00:41:34,192
Wait.
746
00:41:49,308 --> 00:41:55,346
I wanted to fix something
for Eli for a change.
747
00:42:02,121 --> 00:42:03,588
And somewhere,
748
00:42:03,622 --> 00:42:06,825
in a place reserved
for the very best of us,
749
00:42:06,859 --> 00:42:11,629
Eli Scruggs smiled
and said, "thank you."
750
00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:12,630
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