1 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:04,070 Eli Scruggs 2 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:08,065 was the handiest of all handymen. 3 00:00:09,112 --> 00:00:11,155 You could ask any of his customers, 4 00:00:11,325 --> 00:00:14,234 and they would tell you, there was nothing 5 00:00:14,486 --> 00:00:16,142 he couldn't fix. 6 00:00:17,196 --> 00:00:19,619 Whether it was a broken vase... 7 00:00:22,845 --> 00:00:24,394 A leaky pipe... 8 00:00:26,254 --> 00:00:28,116 Or a shaky banister, 9 00:00:28,286 --> 00:00:31,992 Eli always knew how to get the job done. 10 00:00:33,185 --> 00:00:36,510 But sadly, the man who had fixed 11 00:00:36,682 --> 00:00:40,317 so many things for the residents of Wisteria lane 12 00:00:40,472 --> 00:00:43,725 was now about to break the hearts. 13 00:00:43,908 --> 00:00:45,912 Eli Scruggs, get down from there! 14 00:00:46,699 --> 00:00:47,971 Mrs. Mccluskey. 15 00:00:48,515 --> 00:00:52,322 Just found this note in my mailbox. Says you're retiring? What the hell? 16 00:00:52,497 --> 00:00:54,071 Yes, ma'am. It's true. 17 00:00:54,248 --> 00:00:56,453 Why would you want to do something stupid like that? 18 00:00:56,848 --> 00:01:00,653 My doc says I got a bum ticker, have to take it easy from now on. 19 00:01:00,927 --> 00:01:03,360 Once I'm done fixing Mrs. Mayer's shingle 20 00:01:03,548 --> 00:01:05,573 I'm on a plane to Waikiki. 21 00:01:06,076 --> 00:01:07,722 This is very annoying. 22 00:01:08,427 --> 00:01:10,351 Who's gonna fix my water heaterwhen it breaks? 23 00:01:10,526 --> 00:01:13,183 I met this young guy named Toby. 24 00:01:13,626 --> 00:01:16,210 Very bright, just turned 30. He'll take care of you. 25 00:01:16,848 --> 00:01:20,330 Damn it, Eli! I am not comfortable with strangers in my house. 26 00:01:20,516 --> 00:01:23,051 - Took me ten years to trust you. - I know. 27 00:01:23,228 --> 00:01:26,842 Most of those guys leave tools and nails all ov the place. 28 00:01:27,816 --> 00:01:29,451 You never leave a mess. 29 00:01:30,246 --> 00:01:31,341 Thank you, ma'am. 30 00:01:31,676 --> 00:01:33,463 Have you told everyone else you're leaving? 31 00:01:33,647 --> 00:01:36,573 I left copies of that same note in everybody's mailbox. 32 00:01:36,756 --> 00:01:38,723 That's not right. 33 00:01:38,906 --> 00:01:42,072 After all these years, people will want to say good-bye, and... 34 00:01:42,257 --> 00:01:43,960 Maybe throw you a party. 35 00:01:44,825 --> 00:01:47,300 I prefer to go quietly, if you know what I mean. 36 00:01:47,478 --> 00:01:49,071 I don't want a big fuss. 37 00:01:50,415 --> 00:01:51,942 I'll miss you, Eli. 38 00:01:53,135 --> 00:01:55,270 There will never be another one like you. 39 00:01:58,137 --> 00:02:01,753 With that Eli Scruggs climbed his ladder 40 00:02:01,936 --> 00:02:04,171 for the very last time. 41 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:08,660 And once he had finished making his last repair, 42 00:02:08,838 --> 00:02:12,791 Eli Scruggs... quietly, with no fuss... 43 00:02:13,125 --> 00:02:16,282 had a heart attack and died. 44 00:02:19,257 --> 00:02:21,332 And most importantly... 45 00:02:22,126 --> 00:02:24,891 Without leaving a mess. 46 00:02:26,035 --> 00:02:28,990 Subs by Jayson.sosweet, Wisteria Team 47 00:02:29,175 --> 00:02:33,820 DHsubs.free.fr & Forom.com 48 00:02:37,235 --> 00:02:40,572 It took an hour for someone to finally notice 49 00:02:40,755 --> 00:02:44,550 the body laying atop Susan Mayer's roof. 50 00:02:52,446 --> 00:02:54,681 It was less than ten minutes later 51 00:02:54,865 --> 00:02:57,552 that the neighbors began arriving, 52 00:02:57,737 --> 00:02:59,451 each determined to get a look 53 00:02:59,627 --> 00:03:02,623 at the various paramedics and policemen 54 00:03:02,797 --> 00:03:05,343 who were all frantically trying to figure out 55 00:03:05,515 --> 00:03:08,663 exactly how to bring the body down. 56 00:03:14,126 --> 00:03:16,792 And it took two days for my friends 57 00:03:16,967 --> 00:03:20,521 to realize this tragedy had affected them... 58 00:03:20,696 --> 00:03:22,523 We're ready! Come on. 59 00:03:22,938 --> 00:03:26,340 More than they were willing to admit. 60 00:03:28,706 --> 00:03:31,780 Did you remember to get change? 'Cause when I cash in my chips, 61 00:03:31,958 --> 00:03:34,130 I don't want to hear you say, "all I've got is $50s." 62 00:03:34,305 --> 00:03:36,890 Speaking of which, anyone know when Eli's funeral is? 63 00:03:37,077 --> 00:03:38,323 I think it's saturday. 64 00:03:38,505 --> 00:03:40,292 I wonder how many people are gonna show up. 65 00:03:40,468 --> 00:03:42,611 Mrs. Mccluskey was saying he didn't have much family. 66 00:03:42,795 --> 00:03:45,340 Poor Eli. We should make sure he's got flowers at his funeral. 67 00:03:45,516 --> 00:03:48,820 - I'm in. How much are we talking? - I don't know. What do you think, Gaby? 68 00:04:03,215 --> 00:04:04,922 Jimmy Choo! 69 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,071 These aren't even in the States yet. 70 00:04:11,246 --> 00:04:12,620 What's the catch? 71 00:04:13,617 --> 00:04:16,102 - What are you talking about? - You never buy me a present 72 00:04:16,288 --> 00:04:19,922 unless I'm mad or about to be. And I don't, so why am I about to be? 73 00:04:20,706 --> 00:04:22,551 I have to go to Cleveland tomorrow. 74 00:04:22,735 --> 00:04:24,791 They're begging me. The merger's going south. 75 00:04:25,576 --> 00:04:27,360 You just got home! 76 00:04:27,956 --> 00:04:29,570 With shoes. 77 00:04:29,916 --> 00:04:32,751 Don't leave me here. I'm going out of my mind. 78 00:04:32,926 --> 00:04:35,772 Everyone is so boring and suburban. 79 00:04:36,586 --> 00:04:39,241 And how many freakin' honor students can that school have? 80 00:04:39,418 --> 00:04:41,593 Can we please not argue in front of the handyman? 81 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:43,531 He has a name. 82 00:04:45,187 --> 00:04:47,610 - What's your name? - Eli Scruggs. 83 00:04:48,845 --> 00:04:50,090 You hear that? 84 00:04:50,276 --> 00:04:52,861 You've brought me to a place where people are named "Eli Scruggs." 85 00:04:53,225 --> 00:04:55,561 Fine. I'll give up my job... 86 00:04:55,748 --> 00:04:59,021 - And everything that comes with it. - Not the Jimmy Choos. 87 00:05:00,315 --> 00:05:01,980 They're the only friends I've got. 88 00:05:02,246 --> 00:05:03,542 Thought so. 89 00:05:03,986 --> 00:05:05,303 I'm going to pack. 90 00:05:09,097 --> 00:05:11,931 - It's none of my business... - You're right. It's not. 91 00:05:12,115 --> 00:05:14,942 But the ladies in this neighborhood are actually pretty nice. 92 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:18,012 They came by, brought muffins. 93 00:05:18,197 --> 00:05:21,482 - One of 'em wants her basket back. - That'd be Bree. 94 00:05:22,398 --> 00:05:25,991 Anyhow, she and the other ladies, play Poker every week. 95 00:05:26,356 --> 00:05:29,881 If you'd like, I could talk to 'em, see if they'll let you host a game. 96 00:05:37,657 --> 00:05:39,870 We're, the neighborhood. 97 00:05:40,047 --> 00:05:41,983 Gabrielle invited us to play Poker. 98 00:05:47,757 --> 00:05:48,872 Is she in? 99 00:05:49,346 --> 00:05:51,803 Mrs. Solis will be right down. 100 00:05:52,177 --> 00:05:54,951 She likes to make an entrance. 101 00:05:55,617 --> 00:05:57,530 What does that mean, "an entrance"? 102 00:05:57,717 --> 00:05:58,921 Hello there. 103 00:06:00,576 --> 00:06:02,930 Welcome to my home. 104 00:06:06,256 --> 00:06:07,950 That's what it means. 105 00:06:08,625 --> 00:06:11,512 So I said, "pumpkin"... That's what I call Jon Bon Jovi, 106 00:06:11,686 --> 00:06:14,001 "Pumpkin, even if I could steer a yacht, 107 00:06:14,188 --> 00:06:17,080 I'm certainly not about to do it in 5-inch heels." 108 00:06:18,237 --> 00:06:19,432 True story. 109 00:06:19,837 --> 00:06:21,813 You've certainly had quite a glamorous life. 110 00:06:21,997 --> 00:06:25,151 It was before my husband moved me here to east nowhere. 111 00:06:25,425 --> 00:06:27,520 Seriously, I don't know how you girls do it. 112 00:06:28,045 --> 00:06:30,553 - Do what? - Get out of bed in the morning. 113 00:06:30,728 --> 00:06:33,460 I've only lived here a month, and I want to put a gun to my head. 114 00:06:33,946 --> 00:06:35,571 You know what I mean? 115 00:06:36,095 --> 00:06:37,473 No, we don't. 116 00:06:37,657 --> 00:06:40,470 There are no good nightclubs, no theater. 117 00:06:40,648 --> 00:06:43,840 - What do you do for a good time? - We watch the kids play soccer. 118 00:06:44,017 --> 00:06:46,880 And the school drama department puts on some really great shows. 119 00:06:47,067 --> 00:06:49,041 And then there's church, of course. 120 00:06:50,807 --> 00:06:52,000 Church. 121 00:06:54,196 --> 00:06:55,593 You're serious. 122 00:06:58,277 --> 00:06:59,770 I know it's quiet here, 123 00:06:59,946 --> 00:07:02,880 but I think you'll find there's a real charm to Fairview. 124 00:07:03,586 --> 00:07:05,831 It's cute. I get that. 125 00:07:06,006 --> 00:07:09,191 It's just... I was a top-tier fashion model, and, 126 00:07:09,768 --> 00:07:12,442 I guess I'm just gonna have to get used to the fact that 127 00:07:12,625 --> 00:07:14,622 the best part of my life is behind me. 128 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:19,561 Good-bye doing vodka shots with Kate Moss, and 129 00:07:19,736 --> 00:07:23,201 hello to sipping international coffee with you girls. 130 00:07:27,505 --> 00:07:29,003 Full house. 131 00:07:35,046 --> 00:07:37,360 - Yes? - Hello. Is Mrs. Solis here? 132 00:07:37,545 --> 00:07:39,340 I got it. Go. 133 00:07:39,518 --> 00:07:41,271 Here's the bill for fixing your sink. 134 00:07:42,235 --> 00:07:44,171 - Thank you. - By the way... 135 00:07:44,605 --> 00:07:46,933 You made quite an impression at the Poker game. 136 00:07:47,215 --> 00:07:50,312 - Really? - They can't stop talking about you. 137 00:07:51,358 --> 00:07:54,342 I'm sure it was kind of exciting for them to have a star their midst. 138 00:07:54,967 --> 00:07:57,113 Let me think... Did they say "star"? 139 00:07:57,285 --> 00:07:59,403 I heard, "stuck-up, " 140 00:08:00,327 --> 00:08:02,551 "obnoxious, " "bitch." 141 00:08:05,075 --> 00:08:07,670 - What? - I went out on a limb 142 00:08:07,848 --> 00:08:09,423 to get you into that game, 143 00:08:09,598 --> 00:08:12,130 and then you go in there acting like you're better than they are. 144 00:08:12,982 --> 00:08:14,767 My clothes said that, not me. 145 00:08:15,192 --> 00:08:17,775 Did you ask them anything about their lives? 146 00:08:18,658 --> 00:08:21,542 Why would they want to talk about it? They're boring. 147 00:08:21,729 --> 00:08:23,650 You know what's gonna be really boring? 148 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:27,671 You, sitting here alone in this big house without any friends. 149 00:08:28,025 --> 00:08:30,292 If I were you, I'd drop the attitude. 150 00:08:30,595 --> 00:08:32,423 Learn to like your neighbors. 151 00:08:34,766 --> 00:08:37,201 Thanks for the advice. You wanna add that your bill? 152 00:08:38,698 --> 00:08:40,610 It's on the house. 153 00:08:47,367 --> 00:08:49,071 I brought muffins. 154 00:08:52,255 --> 00:08:53,842 That's so nice. 155 00:08:55,086 --> 00:08:57,330 - We were just... - Playing Poker, 156 00:08:57,517 --> 00:08:59,411 and I wasn't invited. 157 00:08:59,767 --> 00:09:01,140 I know. I get it. 158 00:09:01,315 --> 00:09:05,182 I just wanted to tell you I know I made a horrible first impression. 159 00:09:06,918 --> 00:09:09,310 Now you know why models don't usually talk. 160 00:09:09,485 --> 00:09:13,072 'Cause we say a lot of stupid, patronizing things that make people want to avoid us. 161 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:18,372 What I should've said was, my husband's never home. 162 00:09:19,706 --> 00:09:21,310 I miss the city. 163 00:09:22,178 --> 00:09:23,782 I miss my life. 164 00:09:26,818 --> 00:09:28,663 I'm lonely all the time... 165 00:09:31,006 --> 00:09:33,042 And I could really use some friends. 166 00:09:37,557 --> 00:09:39,160 Anyway, here. 167 00:09:46,776 --> 00:09:48,902 That's how you make an entrance. 168 00:09:56,267 --> 00:09:57,400 Gaby? 169 00:09:58,197 --> 00:10:00,081 - I'm sorry. What? - We're getting a wreath 170 00:10:00,255 --> 00:10:02,060 for Eli's funeral. Are you in? 171 00:10:03,265 --> 00:10:06,250 Actually, why don't you let me pay for it? It can still be from all of us. 172 00:10:06,428 --> 00:10:07,961 You don't have to do that. 173 00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:11,531 I sort of do. 174 00:10:13,087 --> 00:10:14,800 Now let's play some Poker. 175 00:10:15,988 --> 00:10:18,292 All right, time for my luck to change. 176 00:10:18,465 --> 00:10:21,261 This hand is for Eli. 177 00:10:22,408 --> 00:10:23,992 Next hand is for Eli. 178 00:10:24,175 --> 00:10:27,451 If we're gonna have a get-together, we should start thinking about food. 179 00:10:27,625 --> 00:10:29,750 And by "we" and "food, " you mean Bree? 180 00:10:30,428 --> 00:10:34,152 - I thought that was clear. - I'd be happy to. Any special requests? 181 00:10:34,335 --> 00:10:36,111 How about something from your cookbook? 182 00:10:36,297 --> 00:10:38,490 Great. Gaby, do you have your copy? 183 00:10:39,225 --> 00:10:40,641 I'll go get it. 184 00:10:48,175 --> 00:10:50,462 You use my cookbook to balance your table? 185 00:10:50,646 --> 00:10:52,611 It's only temporary. 186 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:55,083 Juanita needed her coloring book back. 187 00:10:58,467 --> 00:11:01,173 All right. Watch out, ladies. 188 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:16,742 I'm sorry if the frittata is a bit dry. 189 00:11:16,928 --> 00:11:19,460 You kidding? It's great. You should give Lynette the recipe. 190 00:11:19,645 --> 00:11:23,052 'Cause that's what women in their eighth month really crave, more stove time. 191 00:11:23,587 --> 00:11:27,071 Mine is so erratic. I'm not even sure what the real temperature is. 192 00:11:27,945 --> 00:11:30,521 Of course, if a certain doctor would loosen the purse strings... 193 00:11:30,706 --> 00:11:33,492 - We're not getting a new stove. - If you'd take on a few more patients, 194 00:11:33,678 --> 00:11:36,820 - we could afford it. - If I'm not supporting you adequately, 195 00:11:37,008 --> 00:11:38,973 by all means, feel free to do something about it. 196 00:11:40,005 --> 00:11:42,871 - Such as? - You could maybe... 197 00:11:43,058 --> 00:11:46,013 - Get a job? - I have a job. 198 00:11:46,355 --> 00:11:49,162 - I'm a homemaker. - And a damn good one. 199 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:52,332 To make this, you just sauté some ham... 200 00:11:52,518 --> 00:11:55,320 - It's not happening, Tom. - I just sometimes think 201 00:11:55,505 --> 00:11:59,041 you'd appreciate the value of a dollar if you had to work outside the home. 202 00:11:59,225 --> 00:12:01,921 And I think you would appreciate my value more if, for once, 203 00:12:02,108 --> 00:12:04,662 you had to cook your own food and wash your own clothes. 204 00:12:04,848 --> 00:12:08,082 - Lynette makes me sew my own buttons. - I'll sew anything you want 205 00:12:08,268 --> 00:12:09,960 if you stop getting me pregnant. 206 00:12:10,456 --> 00:12:14,080 I want a new stove, Rex, and if I need to get a job to pay for it, so be it. 207 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:17,973 If you're looking for a stove, we've got one that's hardly ever been used. 208 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:21,223 I wish I could say the same for my uterus. 209 00:12:26,405 --> 00:12:28,021 I ruined the brunch. 210 00:12:34,648 --> 00:12:36,371 How's it looking under there, Eli? 211 00:12:36,558 --> 00:12:38,540 Is it gonna cost me an arm and a leg? 212 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,980 A few fingers, maybe. 213 00:12:43,086 --> 00:12:45,881 Honey, my stomach's growling. When's dinner? 214 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:49,153 We're having leftovers. You can heat them up yourself if you want. 215 00:12:49,777 --> 00:12:51,310 Since when do we have leftovers? 216 00:12:52,286 --> 00:12:54,843 Since I started writing my own cookbook. 217 00:12:55,318 --> 00:12:57,881 Remember how you told me I should start making my own money? 218 00:12:58,065 --> 00:13:01,192 I've been going through all my old recipes, and I've got this great idea 219 00:13:01,378 --> 00:13:03,483 for a real home-style american cookbook. 220 00:13:04,187 --> 00:13:06,501 - You're not serious? - Why wouldn't I be? 221 00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:08,683 People are always complimenting me on my cooking. 222 00:13:08,866 --> 00:13:11,362 You're great, but come on. Every bored housewife 223 00:13:11,548 --> 00:13:14,452 who pulls off a decent lasagna thinks she can write a cookbook. 224 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:17,661 You think I'm just like every other housewife? 225 00:13:18,496 --> 00:13:20,791 That's not what I'm saying. It's just that... 226 00:13:22,148 --> 00:13:24,810 - What do you really know about writing? - I'll learn. 227 00:13:24,998 --> 00:13:27,153 And I want it to be more than just a cookbook. 228 00:13:27,336 --> 00:13:31,001 I want to talk about traditional values and give helpful hints about homemaking. 229 00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:33,153 Look, this is my fault. 230 00:13:33,416 --> 00:13:35,242 I was ribbing you the other day 231 00:13:35,428 --> 00:13:37,902 about getting a job, but you took it seriously. 232 00:13:38,236 --> 00:13:41,210 If y really want a new stove, I'll get you a stove. 233 00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:45,962 Now can you stop this foolishness and 234 00:13:46,147 --> 00:13:48,281 make me something to eat that isn't leftovers? 235 00:14:19,486 --> 00:14:23,260 Mrs. Van De Kamp? I fixed your banister. Should be fine now. 236 00:14:26,815 --> 00:14:30,442 I'll just go. You can pay me whenever. I know this is a rough time for you. 237 00:14:31,486 --> 00:14:32,912 Thanks, Eli. 238 00:14:34,766 --> 00:14:35,952 By the way, 239 00:14:36,498 --> 00:14:38,830 the service for Mr. V. was really nice. 240 00:14:43,385 --> 00:14:46,141 - You were there? - I sat in the back of the church. 241 00:14:46,327 --> 00:14:48,321 I wanted to say good-bye to Mr. V. 242 00:14:55,058 --> 00:14:57,222 Have you thought about what you're gonna do now? 243 00:14:58,217 --> 00:15:00,061 You mean, with my life? 244 00:15:01,847 --> 00:15:03,092 I don't know. 245 00:15:06,025 --> 00:15:07,311 Mrs. V... 246 00:15:08,476 --> 00:15:12,260 I've been meaning to give this to you for a while now but I, 247 00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:14,980 could never find the right moment. 248 00:15:20,056 --> 00:15:23,062 I kept it for you, just in case you might need it someday. 249 00:15:27,586 --> 00:15:28,870 Hope you don't mind. 250 00:15:31,776 --> 00:15:35,072 I gotta tell you. I made your Cajun meatloaf. 251 00:15:36,527 --> 00:15:39,100 That may be my favorite meal ever. 252 00:15:40,726 --> 00:15:43,011 I can't believe you saved this. 253 00:15:45,496 --> 00:15:48,461 Of course, I'm not really in the mood to write a cookbook right now. 254 00:15:50,877 --> 00:15:53,171 Maybe one day you will be. 255 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:05,833 I know what you can make for the wake, that flaky-breaded-shrimp thing. 256 00:16:08,865 --> 00:16:12,162 Thanks, but I know exactly what I'm gonna make. 257 00:16:15,588 --> 00:16:18,022 Dave, it was a nice trip, but I gotta tell you, 258 00:16:18,198 --> 00:16:20,733 I don't know why we spent all that money going to the Bahamas. 259 00:16:20,908 --> 00:16:23,852 If we're not gonna leave the hotel room, then why not just cover ourselves 260 00:16:24,028 --> 00:16:26,883 in suntan lotion and have sex here? 261 00:16:28,027 --> 00:16:30,041 You just got a message from Mrs. Mccluskey. 262 00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:33,910 She said your handyman died. 263 00:16:34,768 --> 00:16:36,031 Eli? 264 00:16:37,495 --> 00:16:39,781 - Oh, my god. - He was working on Susan's roof 265 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:42,902 and dropped dead of a heart attack. Can you believe that? 266 00:16:54,755 --> 00:16:58,172 You are not going to the gym again. You said we were gonna have afternoon sex. 267 00:16:58,345 --> 00:17:01,193 - We'll do it when I get back. - You say that every time, Umberto, 268 00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:03,971 - and then you're too tired. - Maybe I wouldn't be if you weren't so 269 00:17:04,146 --> 00:17:05,913 - clingy. - Clingy? 270 00:17:06,097 --> 00:17:08,261 We haven't had sex in two weeks. 271 00:17:08,438 --> 00:17:10,403 It's like I'm 15 again. 272 00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:13,841 - What's wrong with us? - Not us. You. 273 00:17:14,258 --> 00:17:16,140 Your libido is out of control. 274 00:17:16,445 --> 00:17:19,213 - Umberto... - You've got a drawerful of toys. 275 00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:20,592 Use 'em. 276 00:17:36,397 --> 00:17:38,720 Eli! I forgot you were in there. 277 00:17:38,897 --> 00:17:42,001 I'm done fixing your faucet. I was done ten minutes ago, 278 00:17:42,178 --> 00:17:45,242 - but I was afraid to come out. - I'm sorry you heard all of that. 279 00:17:45,428 --> 00:17:48,740 The good news is, while I was in there, I re-grouted your tub... 280 00:17:48,918 --> 00:17:50,181 Free of charge. 281 00:17:52,368 --> 00:17:54,001 Wait a second. 282 00:17:57,566 --> 00:17:59,682 What do you think of my ass? 283 00:18:00,126 --> 00:18:03,732 - Sorry? - My ass, on a scale from one to ten. 284 00:18:06,556 --> 00:18:09,032 - Ticktock. - Ten. It's a ten. 285 00:18:10,736 --> 00:18:13,282 And the boobs? Perky and firm? 286 00:18:14,476 --> 00:18:15,621 You've named them? 287 00:18:16,327 --> 00:18:19,363 Come on, Eli. My husband won't have sex with me. 288 00:18:19,538 --> 00:18:22,011 I just need to make sure it's not me. 289 00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:26,082 - It's not you. - Are you sure? 290 00:18:26,255 --> 00:18:28,450 Trust me. I used to work in construction. 291 00:18:28,627 --> 00:18:30,520 My buddies would've gone crazy for you... 292 00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:33,172 Catcalls, nasty gestures. 293 00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:36,843 "Hey, you, with the sweater meats! If you ever need any work done, call me! 294 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,460 'Cause I got the perfect tool for the job!" 295 00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,310 You catch the drift. 296 00:18:44,725 --> 00:18:45,881 I do. 297 00:18:46,387 --> 00:18:49,172 That was insulting and demeaning. 298 00:18:51,575 --> 00:18:53,471 Thank you so much. 299 00:19:03,328 --> 00:19:06,181 Miss Britt? The door was wide open. 300 00:19:06,707 --> 00:19:09,361 I got the paint. You want to check the color? 301 00:19:11,968 --> 00:19:13,423 Is everything okay? 302 00:19:13,766 --> 00:19:16,050 Things are great. 303 00:19:17,346 --> 00:19:20,162 You want some wine? We're celebrating. 304 00:19:21,018 --> 00:19:24,932 - What's the occasion? - I am no longer married to a gay guy. 305 00:19:25,655 --> 00:19:27,351 Umberto was gay? 306 00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:32,092 You wasted your time installing that light in the closet, because... 307 00:19:32,268 --> 00:19:34,261 He went flying out of there. 308 00:19:35,168 --> 00:19:37,033 At least you know now it wasn't you. 309 00:19:38,037 --> 00:19:39,001 Wasn't it? 310 00:19:39,608 --> 00:19:43,590 He said that being married to me was what convinced him 311 00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,542 that he liked men. 312 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:49,252 You could imagine what a boost to the ego that was. 313 00:19:50,408 --> 00:19:51,860 Come on. 314 00:19:52,885 --> 00:19:55,350 You had a gay guy sleeping with you for two years, 315 00:19:55,525 --> 00:19:57,351 those guys are pretty hard to land. 316 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:01,831 Trust me. 317 00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:04,071 No need to be sad. 318 00:20:05,897 --> 00:20:07,603 You're a knockout. 319 00:20:16,095 --> 00:20:17,903 I need this hand back. 320 00:20:18,396 --> 00:20:22,110 It's hard to be a handyman without a hand. 321 00:20:25,547 --> 00:20:27,961 Miss Britt, what are you doing? 322 00:20:28,137 --> 00:20:30,601 You put the mirror over my bed. 323 00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:35,513 You know exactly what I'm doing. 324 00:20:37,535 --> 00:20:41,143 Are you sure about this? I don't want to take advantage of you. 325 00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:44,981 I'm sure you'll be gentle. 326 00:20:49,668 --> 00:20:50,833 Anyway, 327 00:20:51,366 --> 00:20:53,682 I guess they're burying him on saturday. 328 00:20:54,238 --> 00:20:55,862 Obviously, you want to go. 329 00:20:59,035 --> 00:21:00,203 I do. 330 00:21:04,266 --> 00:21:05,872 Leave that black dress out. 331 00:21:06,156 --> 00:21:08,051 I'll get it dry-cleaned for the funeral. 332 00:21:08,636 --> 00:21:10,832 A little sexy for a funeral, isn't it? 333 00:21:13,046 --> 00:21:15,372 I don't think Eli would mind. 334 00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:23,891 Mom? 335 00:21:24,197 --> 00:21:26,512 That's Penny. I'll be right back. 336 00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:28,631 Mom! 337 00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:31,920 Hey, sweetie. What's up? 338 00:21:33,035 --> 00:21:35,041 You said you would help me with my math. 339 00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:37,623 We're dividing fractions. 340 00:21:39,067 --> 00:21:41,572 I wish you'd caught me two Chardonnays ago. 341 00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:44,221 - You promised. - I know, 342 00:21:44,408 --> 00:21:47,320 but mommy's still planning Eli's memorial. 343 00:21:48,136 --> 00:21:50,562 Start without me. I'll be there in a little while. 344 00:22:11,035 --> 00:22:12,341 Are you okay? 345 00:22:14,017 --> 00:22:16,091 The doctor just called. I'm pregnant. 346 00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:19,750 This is fantastic! 347 00:22:23,706 --> 00:22:25,993 You don't sound too happy about this. 348 00:22:26,175 --> 00:22:28,690 I was planning to go back to work. 349 00:22:29,458 --> 00:22:31,382 What are you talking about? 350 00:22:31,566 --> 00:22:35,261 I had it in the back of my mind for a while, and yesterday, I got a ph... 351 00:22:35,445 --> 00:22:36,340 Hold it. 352 00:22:40,896 --> 00:22:43,611 Sorry. I was having trouble paying attention. 353 00:22:44,528 --> 00:22:47,663 Jeffrey Cuevas is retiring in september. 354 00:22:47,847 --> 00:22:51,342 I am the perfect person to step into his job, 355 00:22:51,527 --> 00:22:55,310 and that is exactly when Parker starts kindergarten. 356 00:22:55,498 --> 00:22:57,682 The timing is like a dream. 357 00:22:57,868 --> 00:23:01,643 But what about our dream of having a little girl? This could be our chance. 358 00:23:02,355 --> 00:23:05,910 Please. You know it's gonna be a boy. It's always a boy. 359 00:23:06,095 --> 00:23:10,073 It's just gonna pee in my face and hide dead things in my shoes. 360 00:23:11,506 --> 00:23:15,101 I am doing this. I am going after this job. 361 00:23:16,388 --> 00:23:18,331 But who's gonna take care of the kids? 362 00:23:19,556 --> 00:23:22,721 I was hoping you could cut back on your hours at work. 363 00:23:22,906 --> 00:23:25,113 I can't do that. 364 00:23:25,295 --> 00:23:26,341 I have a career. 365 00:23:28,316 --> 00:23:30,703 You did not just say that. 366 00:23:31,747 --> 00:23:33,132 I didn't. 367 00:23:34,328 --> 00:23:36,891 I cannot just stay at home 368 00:23:37,076 --> 00:23:40,382 wiping noses. I need it for my sanity, 369 00:23:40,565 --> 00:23:42,932 and I need you to back me up. 370 00:23:49,337 --> 00:23:52,572 The kids are up. They're gonna want their breakfast. 371 00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:58,531 And I'm gonna back you up by making it for 'em. 372 00:24:02,267 --> 00:24:03,503 My hero. 373 00:24:04,958 --> 00:24:06,861 Jeff Cuevas is fantastic, 374 00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:10,273 but I know I could take his department to a whole new level. 375 00:24:12,338 --> 00:24:13,822 What the hell is that? 376 00:24:14,996 --> 00:24:17,983 My water broke. Take the overnight bag out to the car. 377 00:24:19,037 --> 00:24:22,513 Three weeks. That's a little soon, but, sure, I could make that work. 378 00:24:22,696 --> 00:24:25,030 For god sakes, we gotta go to the hospital. 379 00:24:25,216 --> 00:24:27,993 In a minute. I'm trying to lock this job down. 380 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:31,200 What kind of perks are we talking about here? 381 00:24:31,627 --> 00:24:33,942 You're having contractions. That's it. 382 00:24:34,127 --> 00:24:37,363 I swear, if you touch this phone, I will have this baby right here 383 00:24:37,547 --> 00:24:39,070 and then beat you with it! 384 00:24:39,676 --> 00:24:42,203 You're insane. We have to go. 385 00:24:42,858 --> 00:24:45,762 Could you hold on one second? We agreed, 386 00:24:45,946 --> 00:24:47,851 I could go back to work after I gave birth. 387 00:24:48,108 --> 00:24:50,132 After, Lynette, not during! 388 00:24:51,545 --> 00:24:52,931 I'm sorry. 389 00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:56,250 Is there any way we could finish this conversation tomorrow? 390 00:25:00,775 --> 00:25:03,013 Later in the day works better for me, too. 391 00:25:03,758 --> 00:25:05,393 Thank you very much. 392 00:25:07,998 --> 00:25:10,721 - I got the job - Congratulations. 393 00:25:10,905 --> 00:25:13,772 The baby's arm is sticking out. Why don't you high-five it? 394 00:25:13,955 --> 00:25:16,521 I am in pain. Do you mind? 395 00:25:18,857 --> 00:25:21,310 You'll see. I know. 396 00:25:21,496 --> 00:25:23,251 People say that you... 397 00:25:25,406 --> 00:25:28,850 You can't have it all, but I know we can. 398 00:25:30,358 --> 00:25:34,140 Mr. Swenson, I can't tell you how excited I am. 399 00:25:34,327 --> 00:25:37,011 Maybe you could schedule a staff meeting 400 00:25:37,195 --> 00:25:39,410 so I could hit the ground running on monday. 401 00:25:41,106 --> 00:25:44,591 It can't be friday, because, remember, we agreed 402 00:25:44,775 --> 00:25:46,922 that we would start next week? 403 00:26:03,296 --> 00:26:05,682 Again, thank you so much for this opportunity. 404 00:26:05,866 --> 00:26:07,202 Mrs. Scavo? 405 00:26:07,477 --> 00:26:09,541 You might have forgotten somethin'. 406 00:26:13,548 --> 00:26:15,533 Could you hold on a second? 407 00:26:17,395 --> 00:26:19,013 Oh, my god. 408 00:26:23,668 --> 00:26:27,360 I was on the phone. I was talking to my new boss... 409 00:26:27,897 --> 00:26:31,541 - She was only in there for a minute. - But it's 85 degrees outside. 410 00:26:31,725 --> 00:26:34,373 I've never done this before. 411 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:36,540 You got a lot on your mind... 412 00:26:36,725 --> 00:26:40,263 Three kids and a newborn, it sounds like a new job. 413 00:26:41,478 --> 00:26:42,542 Yeah, I do. 414 00:26:43,918 --> 00:26:45,530 It's a lot to handle. 415 00:26:46,425 --> 00:26:47,633 There you go. 416 00:27:03,846 --> 00:27:06,030 I should probably get back to Susan's windows. 417 00:27:07,098 --> 00:27:08,512 You take care. 418 00:27:17,055 --> 00:27:19,833 Lynette, are you still there? 419 00:27:23,467 --> 00:27:25,561 Are you still there? 420 00:27:29,605 --> 00:27:31,261 You coming back in? 421 00:27:35,336 --> 00:27:38,133 I'm gonna go help my daughter with her homework. 422 00:27:38,315 --> 00:27:40,392 Hey, Penny! Wait up! 423 00:28:21,736 --> 00:28:23,472 Yard sale! 424 00:28:26,347 --> 00:28:28,061 Good. You're here. 425 00:28:28,927 --> 00:28:31,283 - How are you, Ei? - Fine. 426 00:28:31,456 --> 00:28:32,831 - You? - Great. 427 00:28:33,188 --> 00:28:36,083 I haven't worn these jeans in a while, and I found 20 bucks in the pocket. 428 00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:38,293 Don't you just love when that happens? 429 00:28:38,468 --> 00:28:41,110 Also, Karl left me for his secretary, so I need you 430 00:28:41,295 --> 00:28:42,873 to change these locks. 431 00:28:44,758 --> 00:28:47,243 - I'm so sorry. - Thanks, but don't be. 432 00:28:47,426 --> 00:28:50,713 Just hurry. Karl said he was coming by to get some of his stuff, 433 00:28:50,887 --> 00:28:54,582 and I want this place to be a fortress by then. 434 00:28:55,316 --> 00:28:57,172 You're doing all right, though? 435 00:28:58,776 --> 00:29:01,893 On one hand, I got dumped for a pair of headlights named Brandy. 436 00:29:02,068 --> 00:29:04,500 On the other, I reported Karl's credit cards stolen, 437 00:29:04,675 --> 00:29:07,252 and cut the pockets out of all of his pants, so, 438 00:29:07,427 --> 00:29:10,101 a little from column "a, " a little from column "b." 439 00:29:14,238 --> 00:29:15,463 Sorry. 440 00:29:18,165 --> 00:29:21,071 If it's any consolation, redheads are nuts. 441 00:29:21,648 --> 00:29:23,043 What do you mean? 442 00:29:23,218 --> 00:29:26,762 That she'll make his life a living hell. It sounds like wh he deserves. 443 00:29:27,158 --> 00:29:29,021 Brandy's not a redhead. She's blonde. 444 00:29:35,487 --> 00:29:37,590 You maybe want to go with a dead bolt this time? 445 00:29:39,775 --> 00:29:41,750 What... do... 446 00:29:41,927 --> 00:29:44,582 you... know? 447 00:29:46,546 --> 00:29:50,052 I saw him around town a couple times with a redhead. 448 00:29:51,046 --> 00:29:54,153 People in the neighborhood were talking. I thought you knew. 449 00:29:55,046 --> 00:29:56,583 I didn't. 450 00:29:57,738 --> 00:30:01,043 Would you feel any better knowing that, she's kinda chubby? 451 00:30:01,955 --> 00:30:03,271 Just leave! 452 00:30:03,445 --> 00:30:05,310 But what about the locks? 453 00:30:05,858 --> 00:30:09,290 - If Karl's coming... - Change the locks, then leave. 454 00:30:11,147 --> 00:30:14,342 - But I really am sorry... - Change the locks, don't talk to me 455 00:30:14,518 --> 00:30:15,870 then leave. 456 00:30:23,336 --> 00:30:24,491 Susan? 457 00:30:27,858 --> 00:30:31,151 Did you call me? I couldn't really understand the message. 458 00:30:36,666 --> 00:30:38,761 You want me to come back later? 459 00:30:41,536 --> 00:30:42,813 Are you all right? 460 00:30:46,336 --> 00:30:47,780 Of course you're not. 461 00:30:49,057 --> 00:30:52,573 I heard you and Mike are getting divorced. I'm sorry. 462 00:30:53,168 --> 00:30:56,760 Probably not what you want to hear, but I thought you were a great couple. 463 00:30:57,235 --> 00:30:58,322 Thanks. 464 00:30:59,377 --> 00:31:00,490 Sweet. 465 00:31:10,445 --> 00:31:12,873 Do you maybe you remember what you wanted me to do? 466 00:31:15,066 --> 00:31:17,102 - Locks. - Change the locks. 467 00:31:17,285 --> 00:31:20,383 Got it. Let me go see what I got out in the truck. 468 00:31:43,338 --> 00:31:46,121 I don't know much about love. 469 00:31:46,927 --> 00:31:50,421 I dabbled in it once or twice, but it always 470 00:31:50,605 --> 00:31:52,860 seemed more trouble than it was worth. 471 00:31:53,045 --> 00:31:55,450 I told myself I wasn't missing much. 472 00:31:57,285 --> 00:32:00,722 But watching you all these years... 473 00:32:03,717 --> 00:32:06,070 How hard you've tried... 474 00:32:07,588 --> 00:32:10,772 How hurt you've been, but you still... 475 00:32:11,305 --> 00:32:14,592 Keep getting back up, you dust yourself off, 476 00:32:14,948 --> 00:32:16,362 then you try again. 477 00:32:17,776 --> 00:32:19,351 Maybe I am... 478 00:32:20,325 --> 00:32:22,231 Missing something... 479 00:32:24,726 --> 00:32:26,452 Maybe it is worth it. 480 00:32:29,075 --> 00:32:32,002 And, I'm sure it's not gonna 481 00:32:32,358 --> 00:32:34,942 help for you to hear tell you this, but, 482 00:32:35,226 --> 00:32:37,402 you're damn heroic to me. 483 00:32:39,246 --> 00:32:40,711 You are. 484 00:32:55,916 --> 00:32:58,421 Just dropping these off. I finally got 'em cut. 485 00:32:58,596 --> 00:33:00,832 Tell Jackson I'm sorry it took me so long. 486 00:33:01,007 --> 00:33:02,680 Actually... 487 00:33:04,455 --> 00:33:07,962 - Jackson and I split up. - I'm sorry. 488 00:33:09,235 --> 00:33:10,211 Am I sorry? 489 00:33:12,295 --> 00:33:13,773 He's a great guy. 490 00:33:14,477 --> 00:33:15,823 I just, 491 00:33:16,795 --> 00:33:18,590 want to be alone right now. 492 00:33:19,035 --> 00:33:20,633 Good for you. 493 00:33:22,558 --> 00:33:24,242 As long as you're here, 494 00:33:24,418 --> 00:33:27,802 I think there's a loose shingle on my roof. 495 00:33:28,257 --> 00:33:30,311 Do you think maybe you could fix it for me? 496 00:33:30,488 --> 00:33:33,183 I'd be happy to. But just so you know, 497 00:33:33,358 --> 00:33:35,712 it'll be the last thing I ever fix for you. 498 00:33:35,885 --> 00:33:37,340 I'm retiring. 499 00:33:38,025 --> 00:33:40,442 - What? - Today's my last day. 500 00:33:41,427 --> 00:33:44,280 You can't retire. I break too many things. 501 00:33:44,455 --> 00:33:47,533 I know. You paid for the trip to Hawaii I'm gonna take. 502 00:33:47,706 --> 00:33:49,481 It's the right move. 503 00:33:49,655 --> 00:33:50,722 Be happy for me. 504 00:33:51,687 --> 00:33:54,873 I am happy for you. It's just... 505 00:33:56,475 --> 00:33:58,751 - This is gonna sound crazy. - What? 506 00:34:00,095 --> 00:34:03,081 I think you have been the most consistent 507 00:34:03,266 --> 00:34:05,141 male relationship in my life. 508 00:34:05,318 --> 00:34:08,101 You're so stable and reliable, and I just... 509 00:34:08,898 --> 00:34:10,803 I always thought you'd be around. 510 00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:17,302 Which is funny, because I don't really know anything about you. 511 00:34:17,636 --> 00:34:20,731 Well, how about this, I fix your shingle, 512 00:34:20,906 --> 00:34:23,660 and when I'm done, you can ask me anything you want. 513 00:34:24,607 --> 00:34:26,820 Great. I will go to the store right now 514 00:34:27,006 --> 00:34:30,223 and get some wine so we can toast your retirement. 515 00:34:30,507 --> 00:34:34,472 I like that. Perfect way to end my time on Wisteria Lane. 516 00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:39,713 What kind do you like, red or white? 517 00:34:39,887 --> 00:34:42,481 Either one. Just make sure it's a screw top. 518 00:34:55,615 --> 00:34:59,211 Eli Scruggs was buried on a saturday... 519 00:34:59,905 --> 00:35:03,180 And all the people that Eli had helped over the years 520 00:35:03,366 --> 00:35:06,033 came to pay their last respects. 521 00:35:06,717 --> 00:35:09,221 But one person was missing... 522 00:35:09,398 --> 00:35:12,641 Someone who had changed Eli's life... 523 00:35:13,426 --> 00:35:16,280 In a way he never forgot. 524 00:35:17,016 --> 00:35:18,302 Excuse me, ma'am. 525 00:35:19,688 --> 00:35:22,623 - Hope I'm not interrupting your day. - Not at all. 526 00:35:22,807 --> 00:35:25,433 - Can I help you? - I was hoping I could help you. 527 00:35:25,606 --> 00:35:28,263 I'm a handyman. Just moved into town. Looking for work. 528 00:35:28,445 --> 00:35:31,932 Sorry. I don't have anything that needs fixing. 529 00:35:32,315 --> 00:35:33,773 If you ever do, 530 00:35:34,827 --> 00:35:36,102 here's my card. 531 00:35:37,347 --> 00:35:38,771 "Eli Scruggs." 532 00:35:39,277 --> 00:35:42,482 - What a distinctive name. - People do seem to remember it. 533 00:35:42,997 --> 00:35:46,092 If any of your friends, need help, I can do pretty much anything. 534 00:35:46,267 --> 00:35:47,940 I don't know. 535 00:35:48,316 --> 00:35:51,113 If you have a extra card or two, I could hand them out. 536 00:35:51,658 --> 00:35:53,493 I'd really appreciate that. 537 00:36:13,216 --> 00:36:14,393 Anyway... 538 00:36:15,388 --> 00:36:17,032 Thank you for your time. 539 00:36:20,277 --> 00:36:21,730 I have a broken vase. 540 00:36:22,537 --> 00:36:25,241 - I'm sorry? - I was dusting the other day. 541 00:36:25,415 --> 00:36:28,551 And knocked it off the bureau, like an idiot. Anyway, I saved the pieces. 542 00:36:28,736 --> 00:36:32,240 If you could glue it back together for me, I'd really appreciate it. 543 00:36:35,286 --> 00:36:36,791 You don't have to do that. 544 00:36:38,015 --> 00:36:39,361 Mr. Scruggs, 545 00:36:40,258 --> 00:36:41,850 I need my vase fixed. 546 00:36:42,256 --> 00:36:43,970 It means a lot to me. 547 00:36:46,138 --> 00:36:48,160 You're not gonna make me beg, are you? 548 00:36:50,328 --> 00:36:52,580 No, ma'am, I'm not. 549 00:36:52,856 --> 00:36:53,972 Good. 550 00:36:54,785 --> 00:36:56,142 Come on in. 551 00:37:07,458 --> 00:37:08,823 Mr. Young? 552 00:37:09,736 --> 00:37:11,410 Didn't mean to disturb you. 553 00:37:11,587 --> 00:37:13,831 Your front door was wide open. 554 00:37:15,975 --> 00:37:18,642 I don't have any work for you today. 555 00:37:18,815 --> 00:37:20,780 I'm just here to drop off that handle you wanted. 556 00:37:20,958 --> 00:37:24,052 Finally found one that matched. Want me to install it? 557 00:37:25,466 --> 00:37:26,860 Not today. 558 00:37:30,066 --> 00:37:31,520 I'll just be going then. 559 00:37:33,367 --> 00:37:34,723 Eli, wait. 560 00:37:37,707 --> 00:37:38,631 What? 561 00:37:41,007 --> 00:37:43,651 - Do you remember this? - Right. 562 00:37:43,915 --> 00:37:46,363 This is the very first thing you ever fixed for me. 563 00:37:46,537 --> 00:37:49,233 That must have been what, two years ago? 564 00:37:49,416 --> 00:37:51,771 Guess that glue really held. 565 00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:54,333 I want you to have it. 566 00:37:55,318 --> 00:37:56,410 What? 567 00:37:57,948 --> 00:37:58,920 Why? 568 00:38:00,406 --> 00:38:03,513 I've just been doing some thinking about the people I know, 569 00:38:03,696 --> 00:38:05,773 the ones who've walked into my life 570 00:38:05,956 --> 00:38:08,252 and made it better than it was before... 571 00:38:08,425 --> 00:38:09,730 People like you. 572 00:38:10,845 --> 00:38:12,161 Anyway, 573 00:38:12,868 --> 00:38:14,383 I've never said "thank you." 574 00:38:15,625 --> 00:38:18,160 I'm the one who should thank you. 575 00:38:18,656 --> 00:38:20,812 You introduced me to all your friends. 576 00:38:20,986 --> 00:38:22,561 My business couldn't be better. 577 00:38:22,845 --> 00:38:24,772 I'm so glad. 578 00:38:29,035 --> 00:38:30,430 I want you to have this. 579 00:38:36,445 --> 00:38:37,720 Mrs. Young... 580 00:38:38,556 --> 00:38:39,701 Are you all right? 581 00:38:41,705 --> 00:38:43,372 Everything's fine. 582 00:38:50,395 --> 00:38:51,761 Are you sure? 583 00:38:57,065 --> 00:38:58,761 You should go now. 584 00:39:35,806 --> 00:39:39,413 I look in the window, and there's blood everywhere... 585 00:39:39,585 --> 00:39:42,491 all over the walls and the ceiling... 586 00:39:42,675 --> 00:39:46,590 Not to mention, her hardwood floors, which she just had installed last week. 587 00:39:47,228 --> 00:39:49,570 I don't know what she was thinking. 588 00:39:50,075 --> 00:39:53,523 I just wish there had been some warning, some sign 589 00:39:53,695 --> 00:39:56,070 that she would do such a thing. 590 00:40:19,377 --> 00:40:23,343 Eli Scruggs sat in his truck for almost an hour, 591 00:40:23,776 --> 00:40:27,181 devasted that he had done nothing to save me. 592 00:40:28,237 --> 00:40:31,283 He then made a quiet vow to God... 593 00:40:33,235 --> 00:40:35,222 From that moment forward, 594 00:40:35,405 --> 00:40:38,191 he would do what he could to help people, 595 00:40:38,367 --> 00:40:41,262 to help them fix their lives. 596 00:40:43,328 --> 00:40:45,762 And for the re of his life, 597 00:40:46,465 --> 00:40:50,090 that's exactly what he did. 598 00:41:00,347 --> 00:41:03,353 - That was a lovely service. - Eli would've liked it. 599 00:41:04,186 --> 00:41:07,173 - Hell of a turnout. - Who knew he had so many friends? 600 00:41:07,347 --> 00:41:09,943 I'm not surprised. He was a good man. 601 00:41:10,127 --> 00:41:12,811 I can't help feeling there's more we could have done to honor him. 602 00:41:12,998 --> 00:41:15,603 Let's just make sure we remember him. 603 00:41:15,785 --> 00:41:18,271 Eli would have said that's more than most people get. 604 00:41:19,467 --> 00:41:21,500 And he would have been right... 605 00:41:21,888 --> 00:41:23,513 As usual. 606 00:41:30,615 --> 00:41:31,810 Wait. 607 00:41:48,578 --> 00:41:50,972 I wanted to fix something for Eli 608 00:41:51,146 --> 00:41:52,793 for a change. 609 00:42:00,636 --> 00:42:01,811 And somewhere, 610 00:42:01,996 --> 00:42:05,303 in a place reserved for the very best of us, 611 00:42:05,476 --> 00:42:09,422 Eli Scruggs smiled and said, "thank you." 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net