1 00:00:01,516 --> 00:00:03,484 Eli Scruggs 2 00:00:03,518 --> 00:00:07,488 was the handiest of all handymen. 3 00:00:07,522 --> 00:00:10,007 You could ask any of his customers, 4 00:00:10,024 --> 00:00:11,992 and they would tell you, 5 00:00:12,026 --> 00:00:15,429 there was nothing he couldn't fix. 6 00:00:17,165 --> 00:00:20,234 Whether it was a broken vase... 7 00:00:20,268 --> 00:00:24,705 a leaky pipe... 8 00:00:24,739 --> 00:00:27,407 or a shaky banister, 9 00:00:27,442 --> 00:00:31,879 Eli always knew how to get the job done. 10 00:00:31,913 --> 00:00:33,680 But sadly, 11 00:00:33,715 --> 00:00:36,183 the man who had fixed so many things 12 00:00:36,217 --> 00:00:38,752 for the residents of Wisteria Lane 13 00:00:38,786 --> 00:00:40,654 was now about 14 00:00:40,688 --> 00:00:42,956 to break their hearts. 15 00:00:42,991 --> 00:00:45,225 Eli Scruggs, get down from there! 16 00:00:45,260 --> 00:00:47,261 Mrs. McCluskey. 17 00:00:47,295 --> 00:00:49,663 Just found this note in my mailbox. 18 00:00:49,697 --> 00:00:51,665 Says you're retiring? What the hell? 19 00:00:51,699 --> 00:00:54,001 Yes, ma'am. It's true. 20 00:00:54,035 --> 00:00:56,603 Now why would you want to do something stupid like that? 21 00:00:56,638 --> 00:00:58,605 My doc says I got a bum ticker, 22 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:01,074 have to take it easy from now on. 23 00:01:01,109 --> 00:01:03,310 Well, once I'm done fixing Mrs. Mayer's shingles, 24 00:01:03,344 --> 00:01:06,280 I'm on a plane to Waikiki. - Well, this is very annoying. 25 00:01:06,314 --> 00:01:09,550 Who's gonna fix my water heater when it breaks? 26 00:01:09,584 --> 00:01:12,519 Oh, I met this young guy named Toby. 27 00:01:12,554 --> 00:01:15,522 Very bright, just turned 30. He'll take care of you. 28 00:01:15,557 --> 00:01:17,024 Ah, damn it, Eli! 29 00:01:17,058 --> 00:01:19,526 I am not comfortable with strangers in my house. 30 00:01:19,561 --> 00:01:23,463 Took me ten years to trust you. - I know. 31 00:01:23,498 --> 00:01:26,767 Most of those guys leave tools and nails all over the place. 32 00:01:26,801 --> 00:01:28,769 You never leave a mess. 33 00:01:28,803 --> 00:01:30,537 Thank you, ma'am. 34 00:01:30,572 --> 00:01:32,906 Have you told everyone else you're leaving? 35 00:01:32,941 --> 00:01:36,043 I left copies of that same note in everybody's mailbox. 36 00:01:36,077 --> 00:01:37,778 Well, that's not right. 37 00:01:37,812 --> 00:01:40,547 After all these years, people will want to say good-bye, 38 00:01:40,582 --> 00:01:43,417 and... you know, maybe throw you a party or somethin'. 39 00:01:43,451 --> 00:01:46,386 Oh, no. I prefer to go quietly, if you know what I mean. 40 00:01:46,421 --> 00:01:48,388 I don't want a big fuss. 41 00:01:48,423 --> 00:01:52,025 Well, I'll miss you, Eli. 42 00:01:52,060 --> 00:01:54,561 There will never be another one like you. 43 00:01:57,198 --> 00:02:00,667 With that Eli Scruggs climbed his ladder 44 00:02:00,702 --> 00:02:03,604 for the very last time. 45 00:02:03,638 --> 00:02:07,641 And once he had finished making his last repair, 46 00:02:07,675 --> 00:02:12,546 Eli Scruggs-- quietly, with no fuss-- 47 00:02:12,580 --> 00:02:16,216 had a heart attack and died. 48 00:02:18,286 --> 00:02:21,488 And most importantly... 49 00:02:21,522 --> 00:02:25,125 without leaving a mess. 50 00:02:36,237 --> 00:02:39,773 It took an hour for someone to finally notice 51 00:02:39,807 --> 00:02:43,944 the body laying atop Susan Mayer's roof. 52 00:02:46,481 --> 00:02:48,382 Aah! 53 00:02:51,819 --> 00:02:53,520 It was less than ten minutes later 54 00:02:53,554 --> 00:02:56,890 that the neighbors began arriving, 55 00:02:56,924 --> 00:02:58,825 each determined to get a look 56 00:02:58,860 --> 00:03:01,962 at the various paramedics and policemen 57 00:03:01,996 --> 00:03:04,464 who were all frantically trying to figure out 58 00:03:04,499 --> 00:03:07,834 exactly how to bring the body down. 59 00:03:12,206 --> 00:03:16,309 And it took two days for my friends to realize 60 00:03:16,344 --> 00:03:19,680 this tragedy had affected them... 61 00:03:19,714 --> 00:03:22,282 We're ready! Come on. 62 00:03:22,316 --> 00:03:26,553 more than they were willing to admit. 63 00:03:26,587 --> 00:03:28,922 Hey, Gaby, did you remember to get change? 64 00:03:28,956 --> 00:03:31,925 'Cause when I cash in my chips, I don't want to hear you say, 65 00:03:31,959 --> 00:03:34,828 "all I've got is $50s." - Speaking of cashing in your chips, 66 00:03:34,862 --> 00:03:37,664 anyone know when Eli's funeral is? - Oh, I think it's Saturday. 67 00:03:37,699 --> 00:03:41,034 I wonder how many people are gonna show up. 68 00:03:41,069 --> 00:03:42,803 Mrs. McCluskey was saying he didn't have much family. 69 00:03:42,804 --> 00:03:44,538 Poor Eli. We should make sure he's got flowers at his funeral. 70 00:03:44,572 --> 00:03:47,040 I'm in. - How much are we talking? 71 00:03:47,075 --> 00:03:49,543 I don't know. What do you think, Gaby? 72 00:03:49,577 --> 00:03:50,777 Gaby? 73 00:04:01,622 --> 00:04:04,224 Wow! Jimmy Choo! 74 00:04:05,393 --> 00:04:07,394 Oh, Carlos! 75 00:04:07,395 --> 00:04:09,396 These aren't even in the states yet. 76 00:04:09,430 --> 00:04:11,932 What's the catch? 77 00:04:11,966 --> 00:04:14,067 What are you talking about? 78 00:04:14,102 --> 00:04:16,069 You never buy me a present 79 00:04:16,104 --> 00:04:18,071 unless I'm mad or about to be mad. 80 00:04:18,106 --> 00:04:20,240 And I don't think I am, so why am I about to be? 81 00:04:20,274 --> 00:04:22,743 I have to go to Cleveland tomorrow. - Carlos! 82 00:04:22,777 --> 00:04:24,445 They're begging me. The merger's going south. 83 00:04:24,446 --> 00:04:26,113 You just got home! 84 00:04:26,147 --> 00:04:28,215 With shoes. 85 00:04:28,249 --> 00:04:32,085 Don't leave me here. I'm going out of my mind. 86 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,654 Everyone is so boring and suburban. 87 00:04:34,689 --> 00:04:36,890 And how many freakin' honor students 88 00:04:36,924 --> 00:04:38,792 can that school have? 89 00:04:38,826 --> 00:04:40,827 Can we please not argue in front of the handyman? 90 00:04:40,828 --> 00:04:42,829 He has a name. 91 00:04:42,864 --> 00:04:45,332 What's your name? 92 00:04:45,366 --> 00:04:46,933 Eli Scruggs. 93 00:04:46,968 --> 00:04:48,602 You hear that, Carlos? 94 00:04:48,636 --> 00:04:50,604 You've brought me to a place 95 00:04:50,638 --> 00:04:53,306 where people are named "Eli Scruggs." 96 00:04:53,341 --> 00:04:55,308 Fine. I'll give up my job... 97 00:04:55,343 --> 00:04:57,444 and everything that comes with it. 98 00:04:57,478 --> 00:04:59,146 Not the Jimmy Choos. 99 00:04:59,180 --> 00:05:01,148 They're the only friends I've got. 100 00:05:01,182 --> 00:05:02,883 Thought so. 101 00:05:02,917 --> 00:05:04,584 I'm going to pack. 102 00:05:07,855 --> 00:05:09,923 You know, it's none of my business... 103 00:05:09,957 --> 00:05:11,591 You're right. It's not. 104 00:05:11,626 --> 00:05:14,261 But the ladies in this neighborhood 105 00:05:14,295 --> 00:05:17,264 are actually pretty nice. - Yeah. They came by, brought muffins. 106 00:05:17,298 --> 00:05:19,466 One of 'em wants her basket back. 107 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:21,501 That'd be Bree. 108 00:05:21,536 --> 00:05:23,503 Anyhow, she and the other ladies, uh, 109 00:05:23,538 --> 00:05:25,305 play poker every week. 110 00:05:25,339 --> 00:05:27,307 If you'd like, I could talk to 'em, 111 00:05:27,341 --> 00:05:30,343 see if they'll let you host a game. 112 00:05:36,150 --> 00:05:39,085 Hi. We're, um... the neighborhood. 113 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,121 Gabrielle invited us to play poker. 114 00:05:45,493 --> 00:05:48,195 So... is she in? 115 00:05:48,229 --> 00:05:51,364 Mrs. Solis will be right down. 116 00:05:51,399 --> 00:05:54,134 She likes to make an entrance. 117 00:05:54,168 --> 00:05:57,070 What does that mean, "an entrance"? 118 00:05:57,104 --> 00:05:59,840 Hello there. 119 00:05:59,874 --> 00:06:03,844 Welcome to my home. 120 00:06:03,878 --> 00:06:05,445 Oh. 121 00:06:05,479 --> 00:06:07,247 That's what it means. 122 00:06:07,281 --> 00:06:08,849 So I said, "pumpkin"-- 123 00:06:08,883 --> 00:06:10,851 That's what I call Jon Bon Jovi-- 124 00:06:10,885 --> 00:06:13,687 I said, "pumpkin, even if I could steer a yacht, 125 00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:16,690 I'm certainly not about to do it in 5-inch heels." 126 00:06:16,724 --> 00:06:18,725 True story. 127 00:06:18,759 --> 00:06:21,161 Well, you've certainly had quite a glamorous life. 128 00:06:21,195 --> 00:06:24,164 Well, it was before my husband moved me here to East Nowhere. 129 00:06:24,198 --> 00:06:26,700 Seriously, I don't know how you girls do it. 130 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:29,603 Do what? - Get out of bed in the morning. 131 00:06:29,637 --> 00:06:31,605 I've only lived here a month, 132 00:06:31,639 --> 00:06:33,607 and I want to put a gun to my head. 133 00:06:33,641 --> 00:06:36,009 You know what I mean? 134 00:06:36,043 --> 00:06:37,527 No, we don't. 135 00:06:37,528 --> 00:06:39,012 There are no good nightclubs, no theater. 136 00:06:39,046 --> 00:06:41,548 What do you do for a good time? 137 00:06:41,582 --> 00:06:43,717 Well, we watch the kids play soccer. 138 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:46,219 And the school drama department puts on some really great shows. 139 00:06:46,254 --> 00:06:48,221 And then there's church, of course. 140 00:06:48,256 --> 00:06:51,258 Church. 141 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:54,995 Oh, you're serious. 142 00:06:56,797 --> 00:07:00,300 Look, I know it's quiet here, but I think you'll find 143 00:07:00,334 --> 00:07:02,302 there's a real charm to Fairview. 144 00:07:02,336 --> 00:07:05,005 No, no, it's cute. It's cute. I get that. 145 00:07:05,039 --> 00:07:06,673 It's just... 146 00:07:06,707 --> 00:07:09,376 I was a top-tier fashion model, 147 00:07:09,410 --> 00:07:12,779 and I guess I'm just gonna have to get used to the fact 148 00:07:12,813 --> 00:07:15,649 that the best part of my life is behind me. 149 00:07:15,683 --> 00:07:18,151 Good-bye doing vodka shots with Kate Moss, 150 00:07:18,185 --> 00:07:19,653 and hello 151 00:07:19,687 --> 00:07:22,455 to sipping international coffee with you girls. 152 00:07:26,627 --> 00:07:28,395 Full house. 153 00:07:33,334 --> 00:07:34,467 Yes? 154 00:07:34,502 --> 00:07:36,803 Hello. Is Mrs. Solis here? 155 00:07:36,837 --> 00:07:39,272 Oh, I got it. I got it. Go, go, go, go, go. 156 00:07:39,307 --> 00:07:40,808 Ma'am, here's the bill for fixing your sink. 157 00:07:40,809 --> 00:07:42,309 Okay. Thank you. 158 00:07:42,343 --> 00:07:43,810 By the way... 159 00:07:43,844 --> 00:07:46,246 You made quite an impression at the poker game. 160 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:48,014 Really? 161 00:07:48,015 --> 00:07:49,749 Oh, yeah. The ladies can't stop talking about you. 162 00:07:49,784 --> 00:07:51,751 Aw. Well, I'm sure it was kind of exciting 163 00:07:51,786 --> 00:07:54,521 for them to have a star in their midst. 164 00:07:54,555 --> 00:07:56,523 Uh, let me think... did they say "star"? 165 00:07:56,557 --> 00:08:01,695 I heard, uh, "stuck-up," "obnoxious," "bitch." 166 00:08:04,198 --> 00:08:05,632 What?! 167 00:08:05,666 --> 00:08:08,868 You know, I went out on a limb to get you into that game, 168 00:08:08,903 --> 00:08:11,304 and then you go in there acting like 169 00:08:11,339 --> 00:08:13,190 you're better than they are. 170 00:08:13,191 --> 00:08:15,041 Oh, my clothes said that, not me. 171 00:08:15,076 --> 00:08:17,277 Well, did you ask them anything about their lives? 172 00:08:17,278 --> 00:08:19,479 Why would they want to talk about their lives? 173 00:08:19,513 --> 00:08:21,081 Their lives are boring. 174 00:08:21,115 --> 00:08:23,483 Well, you know what's gonna be really boring? 175 00:08:23,517 --> 00:08:26,987 You sitting here alone in this big house without any friends. 176 00:08:27,021 --> 00:08:29,622 If I were you, I'd drop the attitude. 177 00:08:29,657 --> 00:08:31,691 Learn to like your neighbors. 178 00:08:33,394 --> 00:08:35,362 Well, thanks for the advice. 179 00:08:35,396 --> 00:08:37,364 You wanna add that to your bill? 180 00:08:37,398 --> 00:08:40,000 No. It's on the house. 181 00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:49,642 I brought muffins. 182 00:08:51,212 --> 00:08:53,847 That's so nice. 183 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:55,515 We were just... 184 00:08:55,549 --> 00:08:58,418 Playing poker, and I wasn't invited. 185 00:08:58,452 --> 00:09:00,086 I know. I get it. 186 00:09:00,121 --> 00:09:02,822 I just wanted to tell you guys 187 00:09:02,857 --> 00:09:05,592 I know I made a horrible first impression. 188 00:09:05,626 --> 00:09:08,094 Now you know why models don't usually talk. 189 00:09:08,129 --> 00:09:10,597 Because we say a lot of stupid, patronizing things. 190 00:09:14,402 --> 00:09:18,538 What I should've said was... my husband's never home. 191 00:09:18,572 --> 00:09:21,307 I miss the city. 192 00:09:21,342 --> 00:09:23,176 I miss my life. 193 00:09:25,413 --> 00:09:27,881 I'm lonely all the time... 194 00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:32,419 and I could really use some friends. 195 00:09:36,891 --> 00:09:39,025 Anyway, here. 196 00:09:45,666 --> 00:09:48,168 Now that's how you make an entrance. 197 00:09:55,142 --> 00:09:56,709 Gaby? 198 00:09:56,744 --> 00:09:58,945 I'm sorry. What? 199 00:09:58,979 --> 00:10:02,382 We're getting a wreath for Eli's funeral. Are you in? 200 00:10:02,416 --> 00:10:04,717 Actually, why don't you let me pay for it? 201 00:10:04,752 --> 00:10:09,122 It can still be from all of us. - No, you don't have to do that. 202 00:10:09,156 --> 00:10:10,890 I sort of do. 203 00:10:12,293 --> 00:10:14,327 Now let's play some poker. 204 00:10:15,758 --> 00:10:18,126 All right, time for my luck to change. 205 00:10:18,161 --> 00:10:20,128 This hand is for Eli. 206 00:10:20,163 --> 00:10:22,130 Hmm. Next hand is for Eli. 207 00:10:22,165 --> 00:10:24,533 You know, if we're gonna have a get-together 208 00:10:24,567 --> 00:10:27,402 after the funeral, we should start thinking about food. 209 00:10:27,437 --> 00:10:29,021 And by "we" and "food," you mean Bree, right? 210 00:10:29,022 --> 00:10:30,606 I thought that was clear. 211 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:33,075 I'd be happy to. Any special requests? 212 00:10:33,109 --> 00:10:35,210 How about we pick something from your cookbook? 213 00:10:35,245 --> 00:10:37,412 Great. Gaby, do you have your copy? 214 00:10:37,447 --> 00:10:39,948 I'll go get it. 215 00:10:46,222 --> 00:10:49,591 You use my cookbook to balance your table? 216 00:10:49,592 --> 00:10:51,560 Oh, it's only temporary. 217 00:10:51,594 --> 00:10:53,996 Juanita needed her coloring book back. 218 00:10:56,065 --> 00:10:58,300 Oh. - All right. 219 00:10:58,334 --> 00:11:01,370 Watch out, ladies. 220 00:11:13,082 --> 00:11:15,551 I'm sorry if the frittata is a bit dry. 221 00:11:15,585 --> 00:11:18,053 Are you kidding? It's great. 222 00:11:18,087 --> 00:11:21,089 You should give Linette the recipe. - Yes, 'cause that's what 223 00:11:21,124 --> 00:11:22,508 women in their eighth month really crave--more stove time. 224 00:11:22,509 --> 00:11:23,892 Mine is so erratic. 225 00:11:23,927 --> 00:11:26,295 I'm not even sure what the real temperature is. 226 00:11:26,329 --> 00:11:28,397 Of course, if a certain doctor 227 00:11:28,431 --> 00:11:30,866 would loosen the purse strings... - We're not getting a new stove. 228 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:33,468 If you would just take on a few more patients, 229 00:11:33,503 --> 00:11:34,954 we could afford it. 230 00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:36,405 Well, if I'm not supporting you adequately, my dear, 231 00:11:36,439 --> 00:11:38,007 by all means, feel free to do something about it. 232 00:11:38,008 --> 00:11:39,575 Such as? 233 00:11:39,609 --> 00:11:42,878 Well, you could maybe... I don't know, get a job? 234 00:11:42,912 --> 00:11:46,315 I have a job. I'm a homemaker. 235 00:11:46,349 --> 00:11:48,917 And a damn good one. So to make this, 236 00:11:48,952 --> 00:11:50,836 you--you just s-sauté some ham and some onions-- 237 00:11:50,837 --> 00:11:52,721 It's not happening, Tom. 238 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:54,323 I just sometimes think 239 00:11:54,357 --> 00:11:56,992 maybe you would appreciate the value of a dollar more 240 00:11:57,026 --> 00:11:59,094 if you had to work outside the home. 241 00:11:59,128 --> 00:12:01,763 And I think you would appreciate my value more if, for once, 242 00:12:01,798 --> 00:12:04,333 you had to cook your own food and wash your own clothes. 243 00:12:04,367 --> 00:12:06,635 Lynette makes me sew my own buttons. - I'll sew anything you want 244 00:12:06,669 --> 00:12:08,637 if you just stop getting me pregnant. 245 00:12:08,671 --> 00:12:10,639 I want a new stove, Rex, 246 00:12:10,673 --> 00:12:13,875 and if I need to get a job to pay for it, so be it. 247 00:12:13,910 --> 00:12:15,744 If you're looking for a stove, 248 00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:18,380 we've got one that's hardly ever been used. 249 00:12:18,414 --> 00:12:21,183 I wish I could say the same for my uterus. 250 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:27,222 Oh, yeah. I ruined the brunch. 251 00:12:33,096 --> 00:12:35,063 Hey, how's it looking under there, Eli? 252 00:12:35,098 --> 00:12:37,466 Is it gonna cost me an arm and a leg? 253 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,735 Nah. A few fingers, maybe. 254 00:12:41,738 --> 00:12:44,706 Honey, my stomach's growling. When's dinner? 255 00:12:44,741 --> 00:12:46,241 Oh, we're having leftovers. 256 00:12:46,275 --> 00:12:48,610 You can heat them up yourself if you want. 257 00:12:48,645 --> 00:12:50,979 Since when do we have leftovers? 258 00:12:51,014 --> 00:12:53,615 Since I started writing my own cookbook. 259 00:12:53,650 --> 00:12:55,283 Remember how you told me 260 00:12:55,318 --> 00:12:57,285 I should start making my own money? 261 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,287 Well, I've been going through all my old recipes, 262 00:12:59,322 --> 00:13:01,356 and I've got this great idea 263 00:13:01,391 --> 00:13:04,259 for a real home-style American cookbook. - You're not serious? 264 00:13:04,293 --> 00:13:06,328 Why wouldn't I be? 265 00:13:06,362 --> 00:13:08,130 People are always complimenting me on my cooking. 266 00:13:08,131 --> 00:13:09,898 You're great, but come on. 267 00:13:09,932 --> 00:13:11,900 Every bored housewife who pulls off a decent lasagna 268 00:13:11,934 --> 00:13:14,236 thinks she can write a cookbook. 269 00:13:14,270 --> 00:13:16,538 You think I'm just like every other housewife? 270 00:13:16,572 --> 00:13:19,708 No. No, no, no. That's not what I'm saying. It's just that... 271 00:13:19,742 --> 00:13:22,477 what do you really know? 272 00:13:22,512 --> 00:13:25,647 I'll learn. And I want it to be more than just a cookbook. 273 00:13:25,682 --> 00:13:27,649 I want to talk about traditional values 274 00:13:27,684 --> 00:13:29,651 and give helpful hints about homemaking. 275 00:13:29,686 --> 00:13:31,753 Look, look, this is my fault. 276 00:13:31,788 --> 00:13:34,256 You know, I-I was ribbing you the other day 277 00:13:34,290 --> 00:13:36,558 about getting a job, but you took it seriously. 278 00:13:36,592 --> 00:13:39,594 If you really want a new stove, I'll get you a stove. 279 00:13:43,066 --> 00:13:45,033 Now can you stop this foolishness 280 00:13:45,068 --> 00:13:47,969 and make me something to eat that isn't leftovers? 281 00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:19,201 Mrs. Van de Kamp? 282 00:14:19,235 --> 00:14:22,137 I fixed your banister. Should be fine now. 283 00:14:24,474 --> 00:14:26,842 I'll just go. You can pay me whenever. 284 00:14:26,876 --> 00:14:29,211 I know this is a rough time for you. 285 00:14:29,245 --> 00:14:32,080 Thanks, Eli. 286 00:14:32,115 --> 00:14:35,016 By the way, 287 00:14:35,051 --> 00:14:37,552 the service for Mr. V. was really nice. 288 00:14:41,557 --> 00:14:43,191 You were there? 289 00:14:43,226 --> 00:14:45,694 I sat in the back of the church. 290 00:14:45,728 --> 00:14:48,697 I wanted to say good-bye to Mr. V. 291 00:14:50,466 --> 00:14:52,134 So uh... 292 00:14:53,503 --> 00:14:55,971 have you thought about what you're gonna do now? 293 00:14:56,005 --> 00:14:59,007 You mean, with my life? 294 00:15:00,443 --> 00:15:02,444 I don't know. 295 00:15:04,847 --> 00:15:07,015 Mrs. V... 296 00:15:07,049 --> 00:15:10,185 I've been meaning to give this to you for a while now... 297 00:15:10,219 --> 00:15:11,753 but I, uh, 298 00:15:11,788 --> 00:15:13,722 could never find the right moment. 299 00:15:18,728 --> 00:15:21,830 I kept it for you, just in case you might need it someday. 300 00:15:25,735 --> 00:15:27,502 Hope you don't mind. 301 00:15:30,406 --> 00:15:34,075 Oh, I gotta tell you. I made your Cajun meatloaf. 302 00:15:34,110 --> 00:15:35,410 Whoo! 303 00:15:35,444 --> 00:15:39,014 That may be my favorite meal ever. 304 00:15:39,048 --> 00:15:41,783 I can't believe you saved this. 305 00:15:41,818 --> 00:15:43,151 Ah. 306 00:15:43,186 --> 00:15:46,154 Of course, I'm not really in the mood 307 00:15:46,189 --> 00:15:48,290 to write a cookbook right now. 308 00:15:48,324 --> 00:15:49,958 Well... 309 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,594 maybe one day you will be. 310 00:15:59,836 --> 00:16:02,737 Hey, Bree, I know what you can make for the wake-- 311 00:16:02,772 --> 00:16:05,707 that flaky-breaded-shrimp thing. 312 00:16:07,443 --> 00:16:10,679 Thanks, but I know exactly what I'm gonna make. 313 00:16:14,580 --> 00:16:16,948 Dave, it was a nice trip, but I gotta tell you, 314 00:16:16,983 --> 00:16:20,218 I don't know why we spent all that money going to the Bahamas. 315 00:16:20,253 --> 00:16:22,320 If we're not gonna leave the hotel room, 316 00:16:22,355 --> 00:16:24,656 then why not just cover ourselves in suntan lotion 317 00:16:24,690 --> 00:16:26,324 and have sex here? 318 00:16:26,359 --> 00:16:29,227 You just got a message from Mrs. McCluskey. 319 00:16:29,262 --> 00:16:30,796 Oh? 320 00:16:30,830 --> 00:16:33,265 She said your handyman died. 321 00:16:33,299 --> 00:16:35,700 Eli? 322 00:16:35,735 --> 00:16:37,202 Oh, my God. 323 00:16:37,236 --> 00:16:39,204 He was working on Susan's roof 324 00:16:39,238 --> 00:16:41,606 and dropped dead of a heart attack. 325 00:16:41,641 --> 00:16:43,708 Can you believe that? 326 00:16:52,652 --> 00:16:55,620 No, no, no. You are not going to the gym again. 327 00:16:55,655 --> 00:16:57,923 You said we were gonna have afternoon sex. 328 00:16:57,957 --> 00:16:59,324 We'll do it when I get back. 329 00:16:59,325 --> 00:17:00,692 You say that every time, Umberto, 330 00:17:00,726 --> 00:17:02,377 And then you're too tired. 331 00:17:02,378 --> 00:17:04,029 Maybe I wouldn't be if you weren't so clingy. 332 00:17:04,063 --> 00:17:05,130 Clingy? 333 00:17:05,164 --> 00:17:07,599 We haven't had sex in two weeks. 334 00:17:07,633 --> 00:17:09,734 It's like I'm 15 again. 335 00:17:11,437 --> 00:17:13,138 Not us. You. 336 00:17:13,172 --> 00:17:15,340 Your libido is out of control. 337 00:17:15,374 --> 00:17:17,109 Umberto-- 338 00:17:17,143 --> 00:17:20,145 Look, you've got a drawerful of toys. Use 'em. 339 00:17:27,086 --> 00:17:29,087 Oh! 340 00:17:32,425 --> 00:17:33,925 Ahem. 341 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,560 Oh! 342 00:17:35,595 --> 00:17:38,196 Oh! Eli! I-I forgot you were in there. 343 00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:40,198 Yeah. I'm done fixing your faucet. 344 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,601 Actually, I was done ten minutes ago, 345 00:17:42,635 --> 00:17:45,504 but I was afraid to come out. - I'm sorry you heard all of that. 346 00:17:45,538 --> 00:17:47,506 The good news is, while I was in there, 347 00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:50,041 I re-grouted your tub... free of charge. 348 00:17:51,577 --> 00:17:53,411 Wait a second. 349 00:17:56,449 --> 00:17:59,017 What do you think of my ass? 350 00:17:59,051 --> 00:18:00,385 Sorry? 351 00:18:00,419 --> 00:18:03,188 My ass-- on a scale from one to ten. 352 00:18:03,222 --> 00:18:05,624 Well, I-I-I, uh... 353 00:18:05,658 --> 00:18:06,658 ticktock. 354 00:18:06,692 --> 00:18:08,326 Ten. It's a ten. 355 00:18:09,862 --> 00:18:12,597 And the boobs? Perky and firm? 356 00:18:12,632 --> 00:18:14,833 You've named them? 357 00:18:14,867 --> 00:18:16,501 Oh, come on, Eli. 358 00:18:16,536 --> 00:18:19,004 My husband won't have sex with me. 359 00:18:19,038 --> 00:18:22,274 I just need to make sure it's not... me. 360 00:18:22,308 --> 00:18:24,376 It's not you. 361 00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:26,077 Are you sure? 362 00:18:26,112 --> 00:18:28,079 Trust me. I used to work in construction. 363 00:18:28,114 --> 00:18:30,582 My buddies would've gone crazy for you-- 364 00:18:30,616 --> 00:18:32,484 cat calls, uh, nasty gestures. 365 00:18:32,518 --> 00:18:34,286 "Hey, you, with the sweater meats! 366 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,321 "If you ever need any work done, call me! 367 00:18:36,355 --> 00:18:39,591 'Cause I got the perfect tool for the job!" 368 00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:42,627 Y-you get the drift. 369 00:18:42,662 --> 00:18:45,564 Yeah. I do. 370 00:18:45,598 --> 00:18:48,066 That was insulting and demeaning. 371 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:49,734 Oh. 372 00:18:49,769 --> 00:18:52,604 Thank you so much. 373 00:19:02,114 --> 00:19:03,648 Miss Britt? 374 00:19:03,683 --> 00:19:05,584 The door was wide open. 375 00:19:05,618 --> 00:19:07,452 I got the paint. You want to check the color? 376 00:19:07,453 --> 00:19:09,287 Eh. 377 00:19:10,957 --> 00:19:12,757 Is everything okay? 378 00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:16,261 Things are great. 379 00:19:16,295 --> 00:19:17,996 You want some wine? 380 00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:19,331 We're celebrating. 381 00:19:19,365 --> 00:19:20,999 What's the occasion? 382 00:19:21,033 --> 00:19:24,236 I am no longer married to a gay guy. 383 00:19:24,270 --> 00:19:26,538 Umberto was gay? 384 00:19:26,572 --> 00:19:28,740 So you wasted your time 385 00:19:28,774 --> 00:19:30,742 installing that light in the closet, 386 00:19:30,776 --> 00:19:33,578 because... he went flying out of there. 387 00:19:33,613 --> 00:19:36,348 At least you know now it wasn't you. 388 00:19:36,382 --> 00:19:38,183 Wasn't it? 389 00:19:38,217 --> 00:19:40,752 He said that being married to me 390 00:19:40,786 --> 00:19:44,189 was what convinced him that he liked men. 391 00:19:44,223 --> 00:19:46,441 Oh. 392 00:19:46,442 --> 00:19:48,660 You could imagine what a boost to the ego that was. 393 00:19:50,029 --> 00:19:51,796 Come on. 394 00:19:51,831 --> 00:19:54,799 You had a gay guy sleeping with you for two years, 395 00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:57,802 and those guys are pretty hard to land. 396 00:19:57,837 --> 00:20:00,105 No. No, trust me. 397 00:20:01,707 --> 00:20:03,208 No need to be sad. 398 00:20:04,777 --> 00:20:07,279 You're a knockout. 399 00:20:14,820 --> 00:20:17,222 No, I-I-I need this hand back. 400 00:20:17,256 --> 00:20:21,326 It's hard to be a handyman without a-a hand. 401 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,427 Mm. 402 00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:27,332 Miss Britt, what are you doing? 403 00:20:27,366 --> 00:20:30,935 You put the mirror over my bed. 404 00:20:32,471 --> 00:20:34,739 You know exactly what I'm doing. 405 00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:39,811 Are you sure about this? I don't want to take advantage of you. 406 00:20:41,647 --> 00:20:44,182 Oh, I'm sure you'll be gentle. 407 00:20:48,287 --> 00:20:50,555 Anyway, 408 00:20:50,589 --> 00:20:53,058 I guess they're burying him on Saturday. 409 00:20:53,092 --> 00:20:55,060 Obviously, you want to go. 410 00:20:55,094 --> 00:20:57,896 Yeah. 411 00:20:57,930 --> 00:21:00,465 I do. 412 00:21:02,268 --> 00:21:05,136 Oh, leave that black dress out. 413 00:21:05,171 --> 00:21:07,205 I'll get it dry-cleaned for the funeral. 414 00:21:07,239 --> 00:21:10,241 A little sexy for a funeral, isn't it? 415 00:21:11,877 --> 00:21:14,512 Oh, I don't think Eli would mind. 416 00:21:19,066 --> 00:21:20,800 Mom? 417 00:21:20,834 --> 00:21:23,869 That's Penny. I'll be right back. 418 00:21:23,904 --> 00:21:25,738 Mom! 419 00:21:25,772 --> 00:21:27,873 Hey, sweetie. 420 00:21:27,908 --> 00:21:29,375 What's up? 421 00:21:29,409 --> 00:21:31,877 You said you would help me with my math. 422 00:21:31,912 --> 00:21:34,614 We're dividing fractions. 423 00:21:34,648 --> 00:21:38,551 Oh. I wish you'd caught me two Chardonnays ago. 424 00:21:38,585 --> 00:21:40,553 Mom, you promised. 425 00:21:40,587 --> 00:21:44,423 I know, but mommy's still planning Eli's memorial. 426 00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:45,925 Start without me. 427 00:21:45,959 --> 00:21:48,594 I'll be there in a little while. 428 00:22:06,813 --> 00:22:09,181 Oh, my gosh. Lynette, are you okay? 429 00:22:09,216 --> 00:22:12,952 The doctor just called. I'm pregnant. 430 00:22:12,986 --> 00:22:16,455 This is fantastic! 431 00:22:16,490 --> 00:22:17,623 You-- 432 00:22:17,658 --> 00:22:19,291 Yeah. Whoop-dee-doo. 433 00:22:19,326 --> 00:22:22,995 Honey, you don't sound too happy about this. 434 00:22:23,030 --> 00:22:25,665 I was planning to go back to work. 435 00:22:25,699 --> 00:22:28,501 What? What a-- what are you talking about? 436 00:22:28,535 --> 00:22:31,003 I had it in the back of my mind for a while, 437 00:22:31,038 --> 00:22:34,173 and then yesterday, I got a ph-- - Hold it. 438 00:22:37,344 --> 00:22:40,613 Sorry. I was having trouble paying attention. 439 00:22:40,647 --> 00:22:44,450 Jeffrey Cuevas is retiring in September. 440 00:22:44,484 --> 00:22:47,953 I am the perfect person to step into his job, 441 00:22:47,988 --> 00:22:51,891 and that is exactly when Parker starts kindergarten. 442 00:22:51,925 --> 00:22:54,627 The timing is like a dream. 443 00:22:54,661 --> 00:22:57,496 But what about our dream of having a-a little girl? 444 00:22:57,531 --> 00:22:59,498 This could be our chance. 445 00:22:59,533 --> 00:23:02,535 Oh, please. You know it's gonna be a boy. It's always a boy. 446 00:23:02,569 --> 00:23:04,537 It's just gonna pee in my face 447 00:23:04,571 --> 00:23:07,173 and hide dead things in my shoes. 448 00:23:07,207 --> 00:23:09,575 I am doing this, Tom. 449 00:23:09,609 --> 00:23:13,212 I am going after this job. 450 00:23:13,246 --> 00:23:16,182 But who's gonna take care of the kids? 451 00:23:17,901 --> 00:23:19,585 Well, I was hoping you could cut back on your hours at work. 452 00:23:19,619 --> 00:23:21,320 I can't do that. 453 00:23:21,354 --> 00:23:23,155 I have a career. 454 00:23:25,125 --> 00:23:28,160 You did not just say that. 455 00:23:28,195 --> 00:23:29,995 No, I-I didn't. I didn't. 456 00:23:30,030 --> 00:23:34,900 Tom, I cannot just stay at home wiping noses. 457 00:23:34,935 --> 00:23:37,236 I need it for my sanity, 458 00:23:37,270 --> 00:23:40,039 and I need you to back me up. 459 00:23:40,073 --> 00:23:43,075 Oh! 460 00:23:43,110 --> 00:23:45,411 Mom? 461 00:23:45,445 --> 00:23:47,413 Well, the kids are up. 462 00:23:47,447 --> 00:23:49,381 They're gonna want their breakfast. 463 00:23:51,051 --> 00:23:55,588 And I'm gonna back you up by, uh, making it for 'em. 464 00:23:58,091 --> 00:24:00,226 My hero. 465 00:24:01,328 --> 00:24:03,462 Jeff Cuevas is fantastic, 466 00:24:03,497 --> 00:24:08,567 but I know I could take his department to a whole new level. 467 00:24:08,602 --> 00:24:10,803 What the hell is that? 468 00:24:10,837 --> 00:24:12,805 Oh, my water broke. 469 00:24:12,839 --> 00:24:14,807 Take the overnight bag out to the car. 470 00:24:14,841 --> 00:24:16,809 Oh, three weeks. 471 00:24:16,843 --> 00:24:20,346 That's a little soon, but, uh, sure, I could make that work. 472 00:24:20,380 --> 00:24:22,398 For God sakes, Lynette, we gotta go to the hospital. 473 00:24:22,399 --> 00:24:24,416 - In a minute. I'm trying to lock this job down. 474 00:24:24,451 --> 00:24:27,586 What kind of perks are we talking about here? 475 00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:30,790 Okay, you're having contractions. That's it. You-- 476 00:24:30,824 --> 00:24:33,092 I swear, if you touch this phone, 477 00:24:33,126 --> 00:24:35,928 I will have this baby right here and then beat you with it! 478 00:24:35,962 --> 00:24:39,165 You're insane. We have to go. 479 00:24:39,199 --> 00:24:41,200 Could you hold on one second? 480 00:24:41,234 --> 00:24:43,969 We agreed I could go back to work 481 00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:47,106 after I gave birth. - After, Lynette, not during! 482 00:24:47,140 --> 00:24:48,707 I'm sorry. 483 00:24:48,742 --> 00:24:53,212 Is there any way we could finish this conversation tomorrow? 484 00:24:54,815 --> 00:24:57,016 Oh! 485 00:24:57,050 --> 00:24:59,919 L-l-later in the day works better for me, too. 486 00:24:59,953 --> 00:25:02,488 Well, thank you very much. 487 00:25:02,522 --> 00:25:05,925 Bye. - Hey. Whew! I got the job. 488 00:25:05,959 --> 00:25:08,427 Congratulations. The baby's arm is sticking out. 489 00:25:08,461 --> 00:25:10,830 Why don't you high-five it? 490 00:25:10,864 --> 00:25:14,166 Tom, I am in pain. Do you mind? 491 00:25:14,201 --> 00:25:15,334 Oh. 492 00:25:15,368 --> 00:25:17,036 You'll see, Tom. 493 00:25:17,070 --> 00:25:22,007 I know. People say that you... ooh! 494 00:25:22,042 --> 00:25:26,679 You can't have it all, but I know we can. 495 00:25:26,713 --> 00:25:30,816 Oh, Mr. Swenson, I can't tell you how excited I am. 496 00:25:30,851 --> 00:25:33,686 Maybe you could schedule a staff meeting 497 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:36,388 so I could hit the ground running on Monday. 498 00:25:36,423 --> 00:25:38,090 No, no. 499 00:25:38,124 --> 00:25:40,092 No, it can't be Friday, 500 00:25:40,126 --> 00:25:43,095 because, remember, we agreed that we would start next week? 501 00:25:58,979 --> 00:26:02,414 So again, thank you so much for this opportunity. 502 00:26:02,449 --> 00:26:04,350 Mrs. Scavo? Yeah? 503 00:26:04,384 --> 00:26:07,419 I think you might have forgotten somethin'. 504 00:26:10,257 --> 00:26:12,491 Could you hold on a second? 505 00:26:13,994 --> 00:26:16,695 Oh, my God. 506 00:26:16,730 --> 00:26:18,297 Oh, my God. 507 00:26:18,331 --> 00:26:20,266 She's fine. 508 00:26:20,300 --> 00:26:22,768 I was on the phone. 509 00:26:22,802 --> 00:26:26,372 I was talking to my new boss, and I... - She was only in there for a minute. 510 00:26:26,406 --> 00:26:31,210 But it's 85 degrees outside. I've never done this before. 511 00:26:31,244 --> 00:26:34,780 You got a lot on your mind-- three kids and a newborn, 512 00:26:34,814 --> 00:26:37,850 it sounds like new job. 513 00:26:37,884 --> 00:26:39,518 Yeah, I do. 514 00:26:39,552 --> 00:26:42,821 Yeah. It's a lot to handle. 515 00:26:42,856 --> 00:26:44,456 There you go. 516 00:26:46,660 --> 00:26:49,295 Mm. 517 00:27:00,006 --> 00:27:03,042 I should probably get back to Susan's windows. 518 00:27:03,076 --> 00:27:04,944 Uh, you take care. 519 00:27:13,853 --> 00:27:16,422 Lynette, are you still there? 520 00:27:16,456 --> 00:27:17,489 Lynette? 521 00:27:17,524 --> 00:27:19,124 Hello? 522 00:27:19,159 --> 00:27:21,427 Are you still there? 523 00:27:25,432 --> 00:27:27,900 Hey. You coming back in? 524 00:27:29,869 --> 00:27:31,804 No. 525 00:27:31,838 --> 00:27:34,840 I'm gonna go help my daughter with her homework. 526 00:28:15,655 --> 00:28:17,890 Ugh. 527 00:28:17,924 --> 00:28:21,160 Yard sale! 528 00:28:21,194 --> 00:28:24,630 Oh! Good. You're here. 529 00:28:24,664 --> 00:28:26,398 How are you, Eli? 530 00:28:26,432 --> 00:28:27,933 Fine. You? 531 00:28:27,967 --> 00:28:30,936 Great. Yeah, I haven't worn these Jeans in a while, 532 00:28:30,970 --> 00:28:32,938 and I found 20 bucks in the pocket. 533 00:28:32,972 --> 00:28:35,774 Don't you just love when that happens? 534 00:28:35,808 --> 00:28:37,776 Also, Karl left me for his secretary, 535 00:28:37,810 --> 00:28:40,445 so I need you to change these locks. 536 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,514 Oh, I'm so sorry. 537 00:28:42,549 --> 00:28:44,716 Oh, thanks, but don't be. Just hurry. 538 00:28:44,751 --> 00:28:48,187 Karl said he was coming by to get some of his stuff, 539 00:28:48,221 --> 00:28:51,623 and I want this place to be a fortress by then. 540 00:28:51,658 --> 00:28:53,192 You're doing all right, though? 541 00:28:53,226 --> 00:28:55,527 Oh, well, on one hand, 542 00:28:55,562 --> 00:28:58,530 I got dumped for a pair of headlights named Brandy. 543 00:28:58,565 --> 00:29:01,033 On the other, I reported Karl's credit cards stolen, 544 00:29:01,067 --> 00:29:04,036 and I cut the pockets out of all of his pants. 545 00:29:04,070 --> 00:29:07,039 So a little from column "a," a little from column "b." 546 00:29:08,575 --> 00:29:12,244 Oh. Sorry. 547 00:29:14,314 --> 00:29:17,482 Well, if it's any consolation, redheads are nuts. 548 00:29:17,517 --> 00:29:19,151 What do you mean? 549 00:29:19,185 --> 00:29:21,320 That she'll make his life a living hell. 550 00:29:21,354 --> 00:29:23,322 It sounds like what he deserves. 551 00:29:23,356 --> 00:29:25,424 Brandy's not a redhead. She's blonde. 552 00:29:29,896 --> 00:29:33,999 So, uh, you maybe want to go with a dead bolt this time? 553 00:29:36,069 --> 00:29:41,206 What... do... you... know 554 00:29:42,909 --> 00:29:46,411 I saw him around town a couple times with a redhead. 555 00:29:46,446 --> 00:29:48,714 Uh, people in the neighborhood were talking. 556 00:29:48,748 --> 00:29:50,549 I-I thought you knew. 557 00:29:50,583 --> 00:29:53,151 I didn't. 558 00:29:53,186 --> 00:29:55,153 Would you feel any better 559 00:29:55,188 --> 00:29:57,489 knowing that, uh, she's kinda chubby? 560 00:29:57,523 --> 00:29:59,858 Just leave! 561 00:29:59,892 --> 00:30:01,727 But what-- but what about the locks? 562 00:30:01,761 --> 00:30:03,562 I-i-if Karl's coming... 563 00:30:03,596 --> 00:30:05,864 Change the locks, then leave. 564 00:30:05,898 --> 00:30:08,834 Okay, but I really am sorry-- 565 00:30:08,868 --> 00:30:12,237 Change the locks, don't talk to me, then leave. 566 00:30:19,579 --> 00:30:21,079 Susan? 567 00:30:23,082 --> 00:30:25,050 Susan, did you call me? 568 00:30:25,084 --> 00:30:27,719 I couldn't really understand the message. 569 00:30:31,391 --> 00:30:32,891 Oh, wow. 570 00:30:32,925 --> 00:30:36,228 You want me to come back later? 571 00:30:36,262 --> 00:30:39,197 Are you all right? 572 00:30:41,734 --> 00:30:45,137 No. Of course you're not. 573 00:30:45,171 --> 00:30:47,673 I heard you and Mike are getting divorced. 574 00:30:47,707 --> 00:30:49,107 I'm sorry. 575 00:30:49,142 --> 00:30:51,410 Probably not what you want to hear, 576 00:30:51,444 --> 00:30:54,313 but I thought you were a great couple. 577 00:30:54,347 --> 00:30:55,580 Thanks. 578 00:30:55,615 --> 00:30:57,015 Sweet. 579 00:31:05,591 --> 00:31:09,261 Do you--maybe you remember what you wanted me to do? 580 00:31:11,230 --> 00:31:12,564 Locks. 581 00:31:12,598 --> 00:31:14,566 Change the locks. Got it. 582 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:18,737 Let me go see what I got out in the truck. 583 00:31:37,857 --> 00:31:39,524 Susan... 584 00:31:39,559 --> 00:31:42,227 I don't know much about love. 585 00:31:42,261 --> 00:31:45,230 I... I dabbled in it once or twice, 586 00:31:45,264 --> 00:31:48,834 but it always seemed more trouble than it was worth. 587 00:31:48,868 --> 00:31:52,637 I told myself I wasn't missing much. 588 00:31:52,672 --> 00:31:58,377 But watching you all these years, 589 00:31:58,411 --> 00:32:03,749 how... how hard you've tried, how... 590 00:32:03,783 --> 00:32:05,484 how hurt you've been, 591 00:32:05,518 --> 00:32:07,486 but you still... 592 00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:11,056 keep getting back up, you dust yourself off, 593 00:32:11,090 --> 00:32:12,758 then you try again. 594 00:32:12,792 --> 00:32:16,561 Maybe I am... 595 00:32:16,596 --> 00:32:18,063 missing something. 596 00:32:18,097 --> 00:32:20,832 Maybe... 597 00:32:20,867 --> 00:32:23,101 maybe it is worth it. 598 00:32:25,238 --> 00:32:28,673 And, um, I'm sure it's not gonna help 599 00:32:28,708 --> 00:32:30,809 for you to hear tell you this, 600 00:32:30,843 --> 00:32:34,780 but you're damn heroic to me. 601 00:32:34,814 --> 00:32:38,250 You are. 602 00:32:44,557 --> 00:32:46,324 Yeah. 603 00:32:51,330 --> 00:32:55,066 Hey. Just dropping these off. I finally got 'em cut. 604 00:32:55,101 --> 00:32:57,369 Tell Jackson I'm sorry it took me so long. 605 00:32:57,403 --> 00:32:59,971 Actually, um... 606 00:33:00,006 --> 00:33:02,073 Jackson and I split up. 607 00:33:02,108 --> 00:33:05,076 Wow. I'm sorry. 608 00:33:05,111 --> 00:33:06,578 Am I sorry? 609 00:33:06,612 --> 00:33:08,346 Oh, yeah. 610 00:33:08,381 --> 00:33:10,549 He's a great guy. 611 00:33:10,583 --> 00:33:12,951 I just, uh, 612 00:33:12,985 --> 00:33:15,153 want to be alone right now. 613 00:33:15,188 --> 00:33:17,255 Well, good for you. 614 00:33:17,290 --> 00:33:18,757 Oh, hey. - Mm? 615 00:33:18,791 --> 00:33:20,759 As long as you're here, 616 00:33:20,793 --> 00:33:23,395 I think there's a loose shingle on my roof. 617 00:33:23,429 --> 00:33:26,998 Do you think maybe you could fix it for me? 618 00:33:27,033 --> 00:33:29,067 Oh, I'd be happy to. 619 00:33:29,101 --> 00:33:31,002 But just so you know, 620 00:33:31,037 --> 00:33:34,005 it'll be the last thing I ever fix for you. I'm retiring. 621 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,340 What? 622 00:33:35,374 --> 00:33:37,609 Today's my last day. 623 00:33:37,643 --> 00:33:40,846 You can't retire. I break too many things. 624 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:43,849 I know. You paid for the trip to Hawaii I'm gonna take. 625 00:33:43,883 --> 00:33:47,085 No, it's the right move. Be happy for me. 626 00:33:47,119 --> 00:33:49,421 Hey, I am happy for you. 627 00:33:49,455 --> 00:33:51,523 It's just, uh... 628 00:33:51,557 --> 00:33:54,359 this is gonna sound crazy. 629 00:33:54,393 --> 00:33:55,961 What? 630 00:33:55,995 --> 00:33:57,963 Um, I think you have been 631 00:33:57,997 --> 00:34:01,700 the most consistent male relationship in my life. 632 00:34:01,734 --> 00:34:04,469 You're so stable and reliable, and I just... 633 00:34:04,504 --> 00:34:07,405 always thought you'd be around. 634 00:34:09,308 --> 00:34:13,712 Which is funny, because I don't really know anything about you. 635 00:34:13,746 --> 00:34:16,948 Well, how about this-- I fix your shingle, 636 00:34:16,983 --> 00:34:20,218 and when I'm done, you can ask me anything you want. 637 00:34:20,253 --> 00:34:21,586 Great. 638 00:34:21,621 --> 00:34:24,422 I will go to the store right now and get some wine 639 00:34:24,457 --> 00:34:26,658 so we can toast your retirement. 640 00:34:26,692 --> 00:34:31,329 I like that. Perfect way to end my time on Wisteria Lane. 641 00:34:31,364 --> 00:34:33,698 Oh, yes. 642 00:34:33,733 --> 00:34:36,268 What kind do you like-- red or white? 643 00:34:36,302 --> 00:34:40,171 Either one. Just make sure it's a screw top. 644 00:34:51,296 --> 00:34:55,766 Eli Scruggs was buried on a Saturday... 645 00:34:55,801 --> 00:34:58,769 and all the people that Eli had helped over the years 646 00:34:58,804 --> 00:35:02,773 came to pay their last respects. 647 00:35:02,808 --> 00:35:05,209 But one person was missing-- 648 00:35:05,243 --> 00:35:09,046 someone who had changed Eli's life... 649 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:12,683 in a way he never forgot. 650 00:35:14,352 --> 00:35:17,321 Hope I'm not interrupting your day. 651 00:35:17,355 --> 00:35:19,290 Not at all. Can I help you? 652 00:35:19,324 --> 00:35:22,226 I was hoping I could help you. I'm a handyman. 653 00:35:22,260 --> 00:35:24,328 Just moved into town. Looking for work. 654 00:35:24,362 --> 00:35:28,098 Sorry. I, um, I don't have anything that needs fixing. 655 00:35:28,133 --> 00:35:31,836 Well, if you ever do, uh, here's my card. 656 00:35:31,870 --> 00:35:34,905 "Eli Scruggs." 657 00:35:34,940 --> 00:35:36,674 What a distinctive name. 658 00:35:36,708 --> 00:35:38,576 People do seem to remember it. 659 00:35:38,610 --> 00:35:40,611 So if any of your friends, uh, need help, 660 00:35:40,645 --> 00:35:43,914 I can do pretty much anything. - I don't know. Um... 661 00:35:43,949 --> 00:35:47,017 If you have a extra card or two, I-I could hand them out. 662 00:35:47,052 --> 00:35:49,487 Oh, I'd really appreciate that. 663 00:35:49,521 --> 00:35:52,122 Oh. Oh. 664 00:36:08,139 --> 00:36:09,507 Anyway... 665 00:36:11,409 --> 00:36:13,410 thank you for your time. 666 00:36:15,814 --> 00:36:17,781 I have a broken vase. 667 00:36:17,816 --> 00:36:19,283 I'm sorry? 668 00:36:19,317 --> 00:36:21,285 I-I was, uh, dusting the other day 669 00:36:21,319 --> 00:36:24,121 and knocked it off the bureau, like an idiot. 670 00:36:24,155 --> 00:36:25,656 Anyway, I saved the pieces. 671 00:36:25,690 --> 00:36:28,158 If you could glue it back together for me, 672 00:36:28,193 --> 00:36:29,660 I'd really appreciate it. 673 00:36:29,694 --> 00:36:32,696 Oh, ma'am, you don't have to do that. 674 00:36:32,731 --> 00:36:35,833 Mr. Scruggs, 675 00:36:35,867 --> 00:36:37,801 I need my vase fixed. 676 00:36:37,836 --> 00:36:39,837 It means a lot to me. 677 00:36:41,339 --> 00:36:44,208 Now you're not gonna make me beg, are you? 678 00:36:45,911 --> 00:36:48,746 No, ma'am, I'm not. 679 00:36:48,780 --> 00:36:50,381 Good. 680 00:36:50,415 --> 00:36:52,283 Come on in. 681 00:37:03,194 --> 00:37:04,728 Mr. Young? 682 00:37:04,763 --> 00:37:07,131 Oh. Didn't mean to disturb you. 683 00:37:07,165 --> 00:37:09,400 Your front door was wide open. 684 00:37:09,434 --> 00:37:11,569 Oh. 685 00:37:11,603 --> 00:37:14,538 Eli, I-I don't have any work for you today. 686 00:37:14,573 --> 00:37:17,541 I'm just here to drop off that handle you wanted. 687 00:37:17,576 --> 00:37:21,145 Finally found one that matched. Want me to install it? 688 00:37:21,179 --> 00:37:23,781 Not today. 689 00:37:23,815 --> 00:37:25,215 Okay. 690 00:37:25,250 --> 00:37:27,384 I'll just be going then. 691 00:37:28,987 --> 00:37:31,488 Eli, wait. 692 00:37:33,458 --> 00:37:34,892 What? 693 00:37:36,595 --> 00:37:38,596 Do you remember this? 694 00:37:38,630 --> 00:37:40,598 Oh, right. 695 00:37:40,599 --> 00:37:42,566 This is the very first thing you ever fixed for me. 696 00:37:42,601 --> 00:37:44,085 Yeah, that must have been what, uh, two years ago? 697 00:37:44,086 --> 00:37:45,569 Yeah. 698 00:37:45,604 --> 00:37:48,238 I just that glue really held, huh? - Yeah. 699 00:37:48,273 --> 00:37:50,240 I want you to have it. 700 00:37:50,275 --> 00:37:53,577 What? 701 00:37:53,612 --> 00:37:54,878 Why? 702 00:37:54,913 --> 00:37:58,015 I've just been doing some thinking 703 00:37:58,049 --> 00:38:00,017 about the people I know, 704 00:38:00,051 --> 00:38:02,019 the ones who've walked into my life 705 00:38:02,053 --> 00:38:05,289 and made it better than it was before... - Oh. 706 00:38:05,323 --> 00:38:07,257 People like you. - Oh. 707 00:38:07,292 --> 00:38:10,294 Anyway, I've--I've-- I've never said "thank you." 708 00:38:10,328 --> 00:38:13,464 Oh, no, I'm--I'm the one who should thank you. 709 00:38:13,498 --> 00:38:16,367 You--you introduced me to all your friends. 710 00:38:16,401 --> 00:38:18,469 My business couldn't be better. 711 00:38:18,503 --> 00:38:20,938 I'm so glad. 712 00:38:20,972 --> 00:38:22,840 Yeah. 713 00:38:22,874 --> 00:38:26,243 Anyway, I, uh, I want you to have this. 714 00:38:31,116 --> 00:38:34,018 Mrs. Young... 715 00:38:34,052 --> 00:38:35,552 Are you all right? 716 00:38:37,389 --> 00:38:39,490 Everything's fine. 717 00:38:45,063 --> 00:38:48,632 Are you sure? 718 00:38:52,837 --> 00:38:54,938 You should go now. 719 00:39:31,409 --> 00:39:34,011 So I look in the window, 720 00:39:34,045 --> 00:39:35,813 and there's blood everywhere-- 721 00:39:35,847 --> 00:39:38,515 all over the walls and the ceiling... - Oh! 722 00:39:38,550 --> 00:39:40,517 Not to mention, her hardwood floors, 723 00:39:40,552 --> 00:39:42,753 which she just had installed last week. 724 00:39:42,787 --> 00:39:45,422 I don't know what she was thinking. 725 00:39:45,457 --> 00:39:47,958 I just wish there had been some warning, 726 00:39:47,992 --> 00:39:51,995 some sign that she would do such a thing. 727 00:40:14,085 --> 00:40:19,189 Eli Scruggs sat in his truck for almost an hour, 728 00:40:19,224 --> 00:40:23,360 devastated that he had done nothing to save me. 729 00:40:23,394 --> 00:40:28,165 He then made a quiet vow to God-- 730 00:40:28,199 --> 00:40:30,601 From that moment forward, 731 00:40:30,635 --> 00:40:33,437 he would do what he could to help people, 732 00:40:33,471 --> 00:40:36,240 to help them fix their lives. 733 00:40:38,610 --> 00:40:42,012 And for the rest of his life, 734 00:40:42,046 --> 00:40:45,382 that's exactly what he did. 735 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,728 That was a lovely service. 736 00:40:57,762 --> 00:40:59,396 Eli would've liked it. 737 00:40:59,430 --> 00:41:03,133 Hell of a turnout. - Who knew he had so many friends? 738 00:41:03,168 --> 00:41:05,903 I'm not surprised. He was a good man. 739 00:41:05,937 --> 00:41:07,437 I can't help feeling 740 00:41:07,472 --> 00:41:09,506 there's more we could have done to honor him. 741 00:41:09,541 --> 00:41:11,642 Well, let's just make sure we remember him. 742 00:41:11,676 --> 00:41:14,311 Eli would have said that's more than most people get. 743 00:41:14,345 --> 00:41:17,614 And he would have been right... 744 00:41:17,649 --> 00:41:19,483 As usual. 745 00:41:26,157 --> 00:41:28,592 Wait. 746 00:41:43,708 --> 00:41:49,746 I wanted to fix something for Eli for a change. 747 00:41:56,521 --> 00:41:57,988 And somewhere, 748 00:41:58,022 --> 00:42:01,225 in a place reserved for the very best of us, 749 00:42:01,259 --> 00:42:06,029 Eli Scruggs smiled and said, "thank you." 750 00:42:06,030 --> 00:42:07,030 Subtitles by LeapinLar 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net