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Previously on desperate housewive...
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Dave got caught.
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You changeyoyour name and
you're living in fairview.
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It's not healthy or safe.
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Gaby got leverage.
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I'm getting that bonus after all.
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So,brad,what sort of
bonus are we looking at?
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Katherine dropped a bomb.
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- Mike's moving in here.
- What?
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Tom called it quits.
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If we're gonna sell this place, we should
probably know exactly how much it's worth.
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And bree got honest...
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You're paid based on your contribution.
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You're saying I'm worthless.
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No,I'm just saying you're worth... Less.
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Which resulted in some strange behavior.
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Everyone who met orson hodge
knew he believed in being polite.
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He greeted his neighbors
each day with a sunny...
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Good morning.
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He opened doors for young
women with a gallant...
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Allow me.
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If he bumped into a
stranger on the street...
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- He'd cheerfully say...
- I beg your pardon.
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And if one of his friends was having a
hard time, orson was the first to say...
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You need some help there?
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Whether his friend
wanted his help or not.
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Orson. What are you doing here?
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Well,i heard about your going out of business
sale, and I thought you could use a hand.
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I'm good. Thanks.
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This is charming.
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Oh,it's a salt shaker my grandfather
gave me used to display it on the shelf.
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How much you want for it?
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It's not for sale.
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Everything in that box is
stuff I'm taking with me.
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Okay. Just trying to help out.
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I know it's a difficult day,
and I think i,of all people,
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Understand what it is
you're going through.
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Why you "of all people"?
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Well,i know what it's like to have
your livelihood suddenly vanish.
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Remember,i used to be a dentist.
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Right. Right.
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Of course,it's not
really the same,is it?
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What n not?
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My business started going
sout because of a bad economy.
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It got worse when my son was accused
of a crime that he didn't commit,
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But you lost your license because you
went to prison for a crime youdid commit.
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Why are you being this way?
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Because what's happening
to me is unfair.
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What happened to you was...
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Justice?
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Yeah,and to compare my situation
with yours, on a day like this,
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Well,i gotta tell you,it's
a little insulting.
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Then I apologize.
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My intention was never to insult you.
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I wanted to support you in
your--in your hour of need.
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Um,vultures are starting to arrive.
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I'll leave you to it,then.
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Yes,everyone who met orson hodge
knew he believed in being polite.
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What they didn't know
is that he also believed
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in punishing those who weren't.
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Desperate
Housewives Season05 Episode16
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The day after mike delfino
moved in with katherine mayfair,
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She thought it would be
nice to share her happiness,
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So she decided to throw a housewarming
party for her friends and neighbors.
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But from the moment the first
invitation was delivered,
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Her friends began making assumptions
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about those who had been invited...
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And about those who hadn't.
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I know it's late nicice,but I do
hope you'llllll be able to make it.
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Now does this really mean no gifts,
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or is it like when gaby says "no
gifts" and she means nocheap gifts?
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You know,katherine,if you need any
help, I would be happy to make my fam--
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hey,guys. What are we talking about?
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The federal deficit.
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That sucker's big!
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Actually,susan,we were talking
about my hsewarming party.
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Oh,yeah. I'm so excited.
You got my r.s.v.p.,right?
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Yes. I'm so glad you're coming.
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Oh,um,by the way, can you
bring your blue punch bowl?
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Absolutely. Anything else you need?
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What's happening here?
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Why isn't hair being pulled?
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Why would we do that?
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Um,let's see. She's
shacking up with your ex?
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Something which,when I do it,i
get an angry mob on mfrfront lawn.
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I mean,let's be honest,susan.
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You weren't exactly over the moon when
you heard they were gonna live together.
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Well,yes,i was upset at first.
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But,you know,mike was gonna
be with someone eventually,
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And I consider myself lucky
that it was someone,who,
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after all is said and done,has
always been my true friend.
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Susan,that's very sweet.
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And admirable.
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And abnormal.
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Hey,gaby,remember
when I was with carlos?
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Shut it,bitch.
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See? That's normal.
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I'll give you. $6,000 for it.
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What? It's a $12,000 oven.
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There's a dent in the door.
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Not a dent. A fist print.
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My husband's been a
little frustrated lately.
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On the plus side, it matches
the shoe print on the dishwasher.
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$6,200--take
it or leave it.
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Fine. Congratulations. You
just stole a pizza oven.
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- I got $6,200oror the oven.
- What? That guy is ripping us off.
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Yeah,well,putting an "everything must go"
sign kind of eroded our bargaining position.
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How are we doing on the other stuff?
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Well,by the end of the day, we should
be able to pay off our creditors,
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Give bree back the $20,000 that we owe
her and have enough to live on for...
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45 minutes.
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Forget I asked.
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I don't want to talk
about it now. Just...
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Look,i know this is
a crappy day for you,
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but we need to start thinking about
what our plans are going to be.
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I told you,I'm gonna get a job.
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And that is so great.
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So when do you think that
great thing might happen?
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Lynette,don't. It's taken everything
gogot not to lose it right now.
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Sorry.
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You honestly think you're gonna get
$200 for that cappuccino machine?
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I'll give you $50.
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50 bucks?
Are you--
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I think you better stop
with the bargain hunting
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Unless you want your face to
match the oven and the dishwasher.
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Hey,guys!
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What the hell are they doing here?
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They had theater tickets,and
their sitter canceled.
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We're only gonna watch their
kids for a couple hours.
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Good idea,gaby. We're helping
the slimeball cheat on his wife.
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Why not babysit for him,too?
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Oh,you guys are angels for doing this.
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Well,what are friends for?
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Speaking of which, thanks for
hooking brad up with his new girl.
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Uh,shayla,right?
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You know,that hairstylist
you recommended--
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Uh,i was at the mall making an
appointment, and maria walked by.
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Oh,that shayla.
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How many shaylas do you know?
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Two. Two.There's,uh,shayla
the hairstylist
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and then there's this other shayla
I know who's a home-wrecking whore.
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Hey,carlos. Uh,why don't you take,uh,maria and
the kids inside and introduce them to the girls?
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- Come on in.
- All right. Let's go.
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Yoyou're using me as an alibi now?
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I paid you 30 grand. I
want my money's worth.
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And by the way,your tennis game with maria
tomorrow-- you need to move it to noon.
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Why? So you can go
get another "haircut"?
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Shayla's got a couple hours o,,
and I want to spend 'em thth her.
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Well,bradley,we all want things.
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For instance,i would like carlos
to have a week off next month.
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Impossible. It's our busiest time.
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Come on,brad. We don't want to be late.
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Oh,gaby,we're still on for
tennis tomorrow,right? 4:00?
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4:00? Let me think.
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Actually,noon would be better
for me. Could you do noon?
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Oh,i was supposed to have lunch
with brad. Do you mind,sweetie?
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Well,i was really looking forward to it,
but,uh... Go ahead. You girls have fun.
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Listen to him. Can you believe this guy?
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Nope. He is not to be believed.
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My,what an interesting coat
hanger. It's shaped like a sofa.
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Please put it in the closet.
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Sorry,darling.
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Orson?
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Why do you have a salt
shaker from scavo's pizzeria?
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I stopped by to express my sympathies
with tom, and i-i remember l-looking at it,
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And i-i guess I absentmindedly
put it in my pocket.
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Well,take it back
now.They're liquidating,
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and they're gonna need
every penny they can get.
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Ma... I want to stay here with y.
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Me no like-a the
scavos so much-a.
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- No?
- No.
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Very well. Though I'm not lkiking
forward to going down there again.
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Rereally?
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Yes. I only went down there to
commiserate, and he was very dismissive.
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Tom has a lot on his mind.
I'm sure he didn't mean it.
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You weren't there,bree.
He was downright rude.
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Yoyou know,it would serve
him right if I kept this.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Tom's rudeness does not
give you license to steal.
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Return it immediately.
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Ma,you-- you such
a pretty girl.
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I wanna live-a here with you.
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Oh,great. You found the punch bowl.
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Washed,eaeaned,ready to go.
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Sorry about the mess.
Mike's still unpacking.
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Hey,did you manage to keep that
antler chandelier out of here?
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Yeah. That went right to the garage.
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The tough one was the framed towel
with some football guy's sweat ont.
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That "footba g guy" is peyton manning.
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You would do well to learn that name.
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Oh,now that I really love.
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- I almost couldn't believe he had something that nice.
- Thank you.
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- For what?
- I painted it. It was a gift for him.
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Really?
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You painted that. He didn't mention it.
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Yeah. It was a little beach
we went to for our honeymoon.
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Uh,i mean,you know how
much mike loves the ocean.
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Yeah. Now I can see it every day.
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Anyway,um,can't wait for
the party. It's gonna be fun.
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Yep.
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I'm sorry you have to go
through this. It must be so hard.
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The hard part was when my
friend tried help me with a loan,
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And I thanked her by becoming
a lunatic and denting her car.
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Now that you brought it up, lynette,I've
been feeling just awful about the way
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I took over your restaurant
and insulted you and...
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What can I say?
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I think we have the kind of friendship
where you don't have to say anything.
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Let's just hug and move on.
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Okay?
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How's tom holding up?
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He's doing great.
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Isn't it noon?
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Yeah. He's up early today.
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He just doesn't know
what he's doing next.
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Maybe I can help.My publisher is thinking
about dog g his advertising in-house,
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and he's been looking for someone.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah.
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Oh,my god. That would be great.
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And if he gets the job,you
can actually cash the check.
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I te y you what. I will invite bruce
over for dinner, you and tom can join us,
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And we'll turn it into a
low pressure job interview.
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Thank you. This will
really cheer tom up.
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Great. I'll call bruce this afternoon.
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Could you call him now?
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Hey,mike.
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Oh,I'm looking forward to one
of your world-famous martinis.
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So was mrs. Mccluskey.
She got here early.
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Yeah,but don't panic. I
sent edie out for more booze.
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So you sent the mouse to
buy the cheese. Well done.
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Well,look who's here.
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Somebody owes me $20.
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How about we let it ride?
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Double or nothing--mccluskey
slugs someone by 5:00.
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Katherine and I told you guys
we were taking the high road.
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Why won't you believe us?
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Because I vividly remember yesterday,
and I wasn't born during it.
239
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Let me show you something I
think might change your mind.
240
00:13:33,321 --> 00:13:38,001
So katherine has a picture that I painted
for mike hanging over her mantelpiece.
241
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,211
Does she know you painted it?
242
00:13:39,241 --> 00:13:42,641
Yes,and we talked all
about it. She loves it.
243
00:13:46,161 --> 00:13:48,251
You painted that? You're good.
244
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,291
What? Where the hell is it?
245
00:13:50,301 --> 00:13:52,491
Bye-bye,high road.
246
00:13:52,511 --> 00:13:53,831
What's with the puss?
247
00:13:53,881 --> 00:13:57,081
Katherine hung one of mike's paintings over
the mantel till she found out susan painted it.
248
00:13:57,121 --> 00:13:58,711
Then she took it down.
249
00:13:58,741 --> 00:14:01,841
Something tells me this
party's about to get good.
250
00:14:01,891 --> 00:14:05,461
You know,there could be a
perfectly innocent explanation.
251
00:14:05,471 --> 00:14:09,561
Hey,kathy. What happened
to susan's painting?
252
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,101
I am such a klutz.
253
00:14:13,141 --> 00:14:17,721
I was dusting yesterday,
and,well,it just fell.
254
00:14:18,311 --> 00:14:22,701
The glass shattered,and ugh. It took it
to the framer. It'll be back in a jiffy.
255
00:14:26,101 --> 00:14:28,241
Excuse me.
256
00:14:28,251 --> 00:14:31,391
See a perfectly innocent...
257
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Bald-faced lie.
258
00:14:34,671 --> 00:14:36,371
It is possible.
259
00:14:36,401 --> 00:14:39,271
I just drained a pitcher of
martinis. I'm not buying it.
260
00:14:39,281 --> 00:14:43,121
Really,susan,there's not a woman in the world
who doesn't know what "i broke it dusting" means.
261
00:14:43,161 --> 00:14:46,651
That's how I got rid of tom's last
bottle of "musk,the cologne for men."
262
00:14:46,981 --> 00:14:49,131
All right,you guys tnknk what you nt.
263
00:14:49,151 --> 00:14:51,321
I'm gonna choose to believe her.
264
00:15:18,161 --> 00:15:20,991
All right,so we have whiskey and
bourbon. What else does mike want?
265
00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:23,221
Bup,bup,bup. We need a system.
266
00:15:23,231 --> 00:15:28,461
Let's start over there in scotland, head over
to russia and work our way arou t the globe.
267
00:15:29,301 --> 00:15:30,961
It's crowded in here.
268
00:15:31,001 --> 00:15:34,081
They're all buying lottery
tickets. The jackpot's $100 million.
269
00:15:34,091 --> 00:15:35,751
Look. There's a priest.
270
00:15:35,761 --> 00:15:38,751
I knew that vow of poverty was a crock.
271
00:15:42,311 --> 00:15:44,191
Hello!
272
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You remember me. Father drance.
273
00:15:51,061 --> 00:15:54,701
I-i didn't kw w you'd
moved back to the area.
274
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:59,891
Oh,i just remembered. Mike wants vermouth.
Can you grab that before we forget?
275
00:16:00,591 --> 00:16:03,541
Sure. Right away.
276
00:16:05,271 --> 00:16:06,991
It's wonderful to see
yo looking so well.
277
00:16:07,001 --> 00:16:08,831
shut up.
278
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:12,971
I'm only gonna say this
once. I've moved on.
279
00:16:15,681 --> 00:16:19,491
I've remarried,i have a new life, and
that t the way I want it to stay--new.
280
00:16:20,571 --> 00:16:23,461
Of course.
281
00:16:29,731 --> 00:16:31,901
So,uh,what was that about?
282
00:16:31,941 --> 00:16:34,621
He said we sat together
once on a airplane.
283
00:16:34,651 --> 00:16:37,061
Apparently he's less
memorable than he thinks he is.
284
00:16:37,101 --> 00:16:39,911
Come on. Don't want to miss the party.
285
00:16:47,130 --> 00:16:51,280
Fine. Fine.
286
00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:55,380
I will do it,but you owe me. I gotta go.
287
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,160
Let me guess. Brad.
288
00:16:58,170 --> 00:17:00,380
Yes,he wants me to take
maria shopping tomorrow.
289
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,210
Yeah,so he can grab a quickie.
290
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,790
You know,this whole thing is
disgusting. I can't take it anymore.
291
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:08,110
I know. Just keep reminding yourself
that we're getngng things out of it,too.
292
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,350
Things I don't want.
Things I haven't earned.
293
00:17:12,650 --> 00:17:14,290
No,I'm gonna tell bradley we're out.
294
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,140
What? You can't do that.
295
00:17:16,150 --> 00:17:18,630
You'll lose your job and all that money.
296
00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:20,000
I don't care about the money.
297
00:17:20,030 --> 00:17:23,790
I do... And so does my personal
shopper and pilates instructor.
298
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:27,510
Gaby,no. We're doing the right thing.
299
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,320
Or we can...
300
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:33,930
Make someone else do the right thing.
301
00:17:34,330 --> 00:17:35,720
Gaby,what does that mean?
302
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,850
It means...
303
00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:42,400
Tomorrow I'm going to the mall
to get my hair cut by a slut.
304
00:17:51,810 --> 00:17:54,190
Uh,look at what I
found-- my beach painting.
305
00:17:54,230 --> 00:17:57,590
Oh,yeah. Katherine told me
it broke. Sorry about that.
306
00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:02,780
Yeah,that's what she td d
me,too, ononly,uh,it didn't.
307
00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:12,020
- That's weird. Why would she...
- I don't owow.
308
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:15,230
She seemed to love the painting...
309
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:19,150
Until I told her that I painted it.
310
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,950
Excuse me just a minute.
311
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,240
I'm not making a big deal.
312
00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:28,610
I just want to know why you lied.
313
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,220
Mike,please,not now. We
have a house full of guests.
314
00:18:31,230 --> 00:18:32,730
No,we'll talk about this now.
315
00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:34,000
What are you doing?
316
00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:36,210
Uh,nothing.
317
00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:38,440
Susan showed me the painting.
There's not a scratch on it.
318
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,280
She what?
319
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,950
You didn't.
320
00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:45,710
Susan!
321
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,460
I hope you enjoyed that.
322
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,640
I didn't.
323
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,620
I didn't.
324
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,900
So what are we thinking?
325
00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:11,400
Well,shayla-- it
is shayla,right?
326
00:19:11,770 --> 00:19:14,400
I need a fresh look.
327
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:17,850
I've been going through some pretty
intense pepersonal stuff lately.
328
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,040
Really?
329
00:19:20,390 --> 00:19:22,330
Fine. I'll tell you.
330
00:19:22,340 --> 00:19:25,740
I have been having an
affair with a married man,
331
00:19:26,150 --> 00:19:29,810
And it's come to that point where I
can't even look at myself in the mirror.
332
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:33,960
So I want a new style that says
I'm not a giant turd of sin.
333
00:19:34,350 --> 00:19:37,710
Well,it's not your fault that you
fell in love with a married man.
334
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:41,140
Yeah,that's what I thought at first,
and then I realized that's stupid.
335
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,090
I mean,what about his poor wife?
336
00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:45,520
Well,maybe she doesn't love him enough.
337
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,360
Oh,no. She does. She loves him plenty.
338
00:19:47,370 --> 00:19:49,860
So you want to take the
bangs up a little bit?
339
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:53,320
And he has kids-- two
adorable little kids.
340
00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:56,540
That's sad, but sometimes you
just have to look out for yourself.
341
00:19:56,860 --> 00:20:00,250
Well,maybe I am tired of being
that kind of selfish bitch.
342
00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:02,680
Have you ever considered,uh,highlights?
343
00:20:02,710 --> 00:20:03,730
Focus,shayla!
344
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:06,470
We are talking about how I'm
ruining innocent people's lives.
345
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:10,540
Gaby,you seem like a lovely,warm person.
346
00:20:10,550 --> 00:20:12,070
Stop beating yourself up.
347
00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:15,040
Oh,for god sakes,you
bleached blonde twit.
348
00:20:15,070 --> 00:20:18,260
I'm not talking about me. I'm
talking about you and bradley.
349
00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:21,040
What? What--what is
this? Who--who are you?
350
00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:25,200
I'm a friend of maria's,who,by the way,
happens to be a warm and lovely person.
351
00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:27,330
Well,maybe she is,but
brad doesn't love her.
352
00:20:27,370 --> 00:20:29,340
He says he's gonna leave her.
353
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:32,730
Oh,shayla,he's lying. She's pregnant.
354
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:35,930
That's impossible. They
haven't had sex in over a year.
355
00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:39,710
Well,call the vatican, 'cause we're
gonna need a manger and some hay.
356
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,960
Get out.
357
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:44,030
I'm just trying to protect you here.
358
00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:47,170
I said get out now.
359
00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:53,940
Okay,let's just take a deep breath here--
let's not do anything we're gonna regret.
360
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,150
Now.
361
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:07,950
This is why people should never
get their hair cut in a mall!
362
00:21:17,871 --> 00:21:19,831
You couldn't shave?
363
00:21:20,641 --> 00:21:21,451
Come on,tom.
364
00:21:21,471 --> 00:21:22,721
You need to look nice.
365
00:21:22,761 --> 00:21:24,911
Bree's going to a lot of
trouble for this dinner.
366
00:21:24,981 --> 00:21:28,091
What,is she debuting a new salmon puff?
367
00:21:28,141 --> 00:21:29,351
Okay.
368
00:21:29,391 --> 00:21:32,361
I was going to wait to tell you
this when you were in a good mood,
369
00:21:32,401 --> 00:21:37,541
But I realize that's not gonna happen,so bree
has a special guest tonight,her publisher...
370
00:21:37,571 --> 00:21:41,561
And as luck would have it,he's looking
to hire a new marketing executive.
371
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:42,741
Oh,my god.
372
00:21:42,781 --> 00:21:45,581
What are you-- are you tricking
me ininto a job interview?
373
00:21:45,611 --> 00:21:47,521
I'll find something,okay?
374
00:21:47,571 --> 00:21:49,401
I just need some time.
375
00:21:49,441 --> 00:21:50,501
You're grieving.
376
00:21:50,551 --> 00:21:51,601
I get it.
377
00:21:51,641 --> 00:21:53,561
But this sounds like a fantastic job.
378
00:21:53,601 --> 00:21:58,121
Please just hear the guy
out and make a nice...
379
00:21:58,151 --> 00:21:59,541
Impression.
380
00:21:59,601 --> 00:22:00,571
Fine.
381
00:22:00,621 --> 00:22:02,241
I'll shave.
382
00:22:02,451 --> 00:22:03,141
And brush your teeth.
383
00:22:03,171 --> 00:22:05,311
My eyes are watering.
384
00:22:06,181 --> 00:22:09,031
And don't just wet the toothbrush.
385
00:22:09,051 --> 00:22:11,461
I can tell.
386
00:22:16,771 --> 00:22:17,281
Bruce.
387
00:22:17,311 --> 00:22:18,121
Hello.
388
00:22:18,141 --> 00:22:20,051
Come on in.
389
00:22:20,071 --> 00:22:23,381
Thank you so much for
joining us tonight.
390
00:22:23,421 --> 00:22:24,321
May I take your coat?
391
00:22:24,351 --> 00:22:25,901
Sure.
392
00:22:26,251 --> 00:22:29,141
Oh,wait. Let me get my
"brain" out of there.
393
00:22:29,201 --> 00:22:31,051
I never go anywhere without this.
394
00:22:31,081 --> 00:22:32,661
That way,when I
get a bright idea--
395
00:22:32,671 --> 00:22:34,741
Right into the tape recorder.
396
00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:36,591
Sounds like quite a handy gizmo.
397
00:22:36,621 --> 00:22:38,311
Thank you,orville.
398
00:22:38,341 --> 00:22:39,641
It's ors.
399
00:22:39,681 --> 00:22:44,041
Orville,orson--either way,he came home
from the playground covered in bruises.
400
00:22:44,081 --> 00:22:45,831
Am I right?
401
00:22:46,271 --> 00:22:50,721
Idea for children's book-- kid who gets the crap
kicked out of him 'cause he has a goofy name.
402
00:22:50,741 --> 00:22:52,511
Ululd be "orson."
403
00:22:52,551 --> 00:22:53,581
Oh,that's them.
404
00:22:53,611 --> 00:22:54,651
Wait till you meet tom.
405
00:22:54,681 --> 00:22:56,491
You'll be so glad you
had that tape recorder.
406
00:22:56,531 --> 00:22:59,601
He's just bursting with ideas.
407
00:23:00,121 --> 00:23:01,981
Lynette,tom,hi.
408
00:23:02,011 --> 00:23:04,421
I'd like you to me my publisher,bruce.
409
00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:06,341
It's nice to meet you.
410
00:23:07,031 --> 00:23:10,381
Bree,I'm getting a
beer,if you don't mind.
411
00:23:16,181 --> 00:23:17,561
Hey,katherine.
412
00:23:17,601 --> 00:23:20,671
Mike is standing across the street
watching to make sure I apologize,
413
00:23:20,711 --> 00:23:25,891
Even though it's clear to me you're the one who
should be apologizing for the way you ruined my party.
414
00:23:25,901 --> 00:23:27,511
One,two,three.
415
00:23:27,541 --> 00:23:30,301
Well,that should be long enough,so here.
416
00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:31,551
Kikiss my ass.
417
00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:32,881
Bye.
418
00:23:32,921 --> 00:23:35,351
Hold on.
419
00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:38,401
I'm sorry.
420
00:23:38,601 --> 00:23:42,501
But neither of us exactly gets
a gold star for model behavior.
421
00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:43,901
It's not the same.
422
00:23:43,921 --> 00:23:44,931
Why not?
423
00:23:44,961 --> 00:23:50,411
I mean,you loved that painting until you found
out that I did it,and then you acted totally petty.
424
00:23:50,431 --> 00:23:53,241
So why am I the only bad guy here?
425
00:23:59,231 --> 00:24:01,961
Let me ask you something,okay?
426
00:24:02,061 --> 00:24:05,881
Didn't it give you just the tiniest
little thrill to tell me that that painting
427
00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:09,061
That I was so happy about was yours?
428
00:24:09,101 --> 00:24:14,431
That I had something in my house that
represented the love between you and mike?
429
00:24:14,471 --> 00:24:15,581
No.
430
00:24:15,631 --> 00:24:18,291
Thenhat are you doing,susan?
431
00:24:18,771 --> 00:24:21,511
Can't you see how hard this is for me?
432
00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:23,631
You live right across the street.
433
00:24:23,661 --> 00:24:26,271
You guys share a kid.
434
00:24:26,301 --> 00:24:29,991
Do I have to have a painting
of your honeymoon,too?
435
00:24:31,181 --> 00:24:35,451
Look,i knew I wasn't going to
get a clean slate with mike,okay?
436
00:24:35,511 --> 00:24:40,021
I ju wanted a clean mantelpiece.
437
00:24:51,811 --> 00:24:52,891
Fantastic dinner,bree.
438
00:24:52,951 --> 00:24:54,261
This was a great idea.
439
00:24:54,301 --> 00:24:56,451
Well,i just wanted to get
you together with tom here.
440
00:24:56,481 --> 00:24:58,741
I thought you two might hit it off.
441
00:24:58,791 --> 00:24:59,591
Yeah.
442
00:24:59,611 --> 00:25:03,961
Tom,bree says you used
to be quite the ad wiz.
443
00:25:04,011 --> 00:25:05,601
Oh,i don't know.
444
00:25:05,611 --> 00:25:09,111
He'seieing modest. He was the best.
445
00:25:09,161 --> 00:25:13,201
Good,because I'm looking for
someone to head up a new division.
446
00:25:13,451 --> 00:25:15,551
I'm going to put some coffee on.
447
00:25:15,581 --> 00:25:17,951
Orson,would you give me a hand?
448
00:25:17,971 --> 00:25:20,851
Let these three chat.
449
00:25:23,151 --> 00:25:28,231
So do you think you have any
interest in getting back in the game?
450
00:25:28,271 --> 00:25:29,231
I don't know.
451
00:25:29,251 --> 00:25:31,951
The timing's a little weird.
452
00:25:32,011 --> 00:25:34,051
How so?
453
00:25:34,131 --> 00:25:35,241
I don't know.
454
00:25:35,271 --> 00:25:41,621
Well,tom was just running a very successful
restaurant,and he just sold it at a handsome pritit.
455
00:25:41,651 --> 00:25:45,281
So he's waiting for
the right opportunity.
456
00:25:45,321 --> 00:25:47,941
You might have to do a
little selling here,bruce.
457
00:25:49,011 --> 00:25:51,801
I guess the good ones are
always the hardest to land.
458
00:25:51,841 --> 00:25:52,731
Yeah
459
00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:53,771
let me give it a shot.
460
00:25:53,791 --> 00:25:58,731
We represent a small stable of elite
nonfiction authors from all over the world.
461
00:25:58,761 --> 00:26:04,251
So you'd be working closely with those writers to come
up with creative approaches to selling their books.
462
00:26:04,261 --> 00:26:08,571
That sounds...Amazi.
463
00:26:08,611 --> 00:26:10,291
I don't know.
464
00:26:10,321 --> 00:26:12,031
Are there more potatoes?
465
00:26:12,061 --> 00:26:15,261
You can have mine.
466
00:26:15,291 --> 00:26:18,301
Stop saying,"i don't know."
467
00:26:19,901 --> 00:26:21,771
Sounds like there's a lot of traveling.
468
00:26:21,811 --> 00:26:26,001
I'm not,you know,really big
on living out of a suitcase.
469
00:26:26,041 --> 00:26:31,331
Even to do two weeks at the book fair in
pari while you stay at a five-star hotel?
470
00:26:31,371 --> 00:26:32,771
Paris?
471
00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:33,791
Like france?
472
00:26:33,811 --> 00:26:36,671
Yes,like the greatest city in the world.
473
00:26:36,701 --> 00:26:39,571
Gee,I'm getting lynette excited.
474
00:26:39,591 --> 00:26:43,001
Too badyou don't have any
advertising experience.
475
00:26:47,641 --> 00:26:52,071
Actually,i have 12 years of experience.
476
00:26:52,141 --> 00:26:53,201
Really?
477
00:26:53,231 --> 00:26:54,011
Yeah.
478
00:26:54,051 --> 00:26:58,781
I was account executive for eight
years,v.p.for four more after that,
479
00:26:58,831 --> 00:27:04,631
And by the way,i wrote my graduate thesis
on the rise of the nonfiction novel.
480
00:27:06,131 --> 00:27:06,851
I know.
481
00:27:06,881 --> 00:27:09,651
So what kind of starting
salary are we talking about?
482
00:27:09,681 --> 00:27:13,251
Lynette,can I see you for a sec?
483
00:27:13,271 --> 00:27:14,021
Okay.
484
00:27:14,041 --> 00:27:15,761
Bruce,could you hold that thought?
485
00:27:15,791 --> 00:27:18,171
I'm gonna be right back.
486
00:27:20,641 --> 00:27:22,441
Well,we're on pins and needles.
487
00:27:22,471 --> 00:27:24,321
How's it going?
488
00:27:25,511 --> 00:27:26,551
What the hell are you doing?
489
00:27:26,591 --> 00:27:27,551
I'm getting this job.
490
00:27:27,581 --> 00:27:28,471
That's what I'm doing.
491
00:27:28,491 --> 00:27:29,691
I thought it wasmy job.
492
00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:32,291
Well,you're not acting like
you want it very much,mister...
493
00:27:32,321 --> 00:27:34,391
"uh,i don't know. Are
there any more potatoes?"
494
00:27:34,441 --> 00:27:36,161
it's not that I don't want it.
495
00:27:36,191 --> 00:27:37,741
It's just that itit's
all happening so fast.
496
00:27:37,771 --> 00:27:39,431
I need a little ti to lick my wounds.
497
00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:40,631
Okay,you lick.
498
00:27:40,671 --> 00:27:42,211
I'm going to paris.
499
00:27:42,241 --> 00:27:44,901
You're not taking my job.
500
00:27:44,941 --> 00:27:46,011
Your job?
501
00:27:46,051 --> 00:27:49,591
The one you're magically gonna get
by sulking and acting like a brat?
502
00:27:49,621 --> 00:27:50,581
You had a shot.
503
00:27:50,611 --> 00:27:51,771
You blew it.
504
00:27:51,801 --> 00:27:52,511
Oh,yeah?
505
00:27:52,531 --> 00:27:53,381
Yeah.
506
00:27:53,401 --> 00:27:57,321
You just messed with the bull,sister.
507
00:27:58,121 --> 00:28:01,151
Prepare to get the horns.
508
00:28:01,641 --> 00:28:03,661
I...
509
00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:06,381
Maybe we should slice the tart in here.
510
00:28:06,391 --> 00:28:10,191
I don't want to bring
a large knife in this.
511
00:28:15,641 --> 00:28:17,143
Bruce...
512
00:28:17,144 --> 00:28:22,454
I was just saying to lynette,I gave you my "i
don't really care about this job" thing to see
513
00:28:22,474 --> 00:28:28,384
If you really care about this
job,and you do,and I like that.
514
00:28:28,404 --> 00:28:29,084
Clever.
515
00:28:29,104 --> 00:28:32,934
Now we haven't talked compensation
package yet,but I got a good feeling...
516
00:28:32,954 --> 00:28:35,054
You know,tom,you're right.
517
00:28:35,074 --> 00:28:36,144
Bruce does care about this job.
518
00:28:36,154 --> 00:28:40,504
That's why he wants to make sure
he gets the perfect person for it.
519
00:28:40,584 --> 00:28:44,294
Well,lynette,you yourself
said I was the best.
520
00:28:44,324 --> 00:28:45,244
Oh,you were.
521
00:28:45,274 --> 00:28:48,134
You were the best person
who ever worked for me.
522
00:28:48,164 --> 00:28:50,574
I used to be his boss.
523
00:28:53,474 --> 00:28:55,734
This is not what I had in mind.
524
00:28:55,754 --> 00:28:58,574
I don't know why either one of
them wants to work for that jackass.
525
00:28:58,604 --> 00:29:00,714
Now,now. He's been very good to me.
526
00:29:00,734 --> 00:29:03,884
Well,of coue he has,because he
knows you make him a lot of money.
527
00:29:03,914 --> 00:29:07,794
Me,on the other hand,he sees
a an insignificant little man,
528
00:29:07,824 --> 00:29:13,464
Barely worth mentioning as he talks into
his annoying,penis-shaped tape recorder.
529
00:29:13,854 --> 00:29:18,014
So I said to him,"je crois que c'est
l'homme qui fait les chez d'oeuvres."
530
00:29:18,034 --> 00:29:25,814
And he said to me,"non,lynette. Ce sont
les chez d'oeuvres qui font l'homme."
531
00:29:26,084 --> 00:29:27,894
Great story...
532
00:29:27,924 --> 00:29:28,734
I assume.
533
00:29:28,774 --> 00:29:34,104
I don't speak another language,but I've had
ad campaigns translated into 12 different ones,
534
00:29:34,134 --> 00:29:36,644
Including professor
crispy's potato chips.
535
00:29:36,694 --> 00:29:37,774
I love that campaign.
536
00:29:37,814 --> 00:29:38,554
You did that?
537
00:29:38,594 --> 00:29:39,944
I did.
538
00:29:39,964 --> 00:29:41,114
Yes.
539
00:29:41,154 --> 00:29:45,704
Tom was very good at his
job,right up until he got fired.
540
00:29:46,874 --> 00:29:49,634
Well,actually,i was
relieved to get fired.
541
00:29:49,674 --> 00:29:52,354
My boss was kind of a ballbuster.
542
00:29:52,414 --> 00:29:54,184
She's right here.
543
00:29:54,214 --> 00:29:56,914
Je regrette.
544
00:30:00,514 --> 00:30:03,324
Would anyone care for something sweet?
545
00:30:03,344 --> 00:30:05,754
I knowi would.
546
00:30:12,574 --> 00:30:16,614
Well,we've all had our troubles
as bosses,haven't we,tom?
547
00:30:16,644 --> 00:30:19,954
I was sort of sugarcoating it when I
said his restaurant was very successful.
548
00:30:19,974 --> 00:30:25,464
The truth is,he mismanaged that
pizza joint right into the ground.
549
00:30:26,574 --> 00:30:28,454
Let me be very clear.
550
00:30:28,504 --> 00:30:30,494
I think lynette is fantastic.
551
00:30:30,524 --> 00:30:36,634
She is a great manager,she's got terrific
people skills and is very reliable...
552
00:30:36,684 --> 00:30:40,894
As long as the cancer
doesn't flare up again.
553
00:30:44,694 --> 00:30:45,994
You know what?
554
00:30:47,604 --> 00:30:49,144
It's getting late.
555
00:30:49,284 --> 00:30:54,984
I - should probably t the
road - but what about the job?
556
00:30:55,264 --> 00:30:56,384
Yeah...
557
00:30:57,034 --> 00:30:58,234
I just started looking.
558
00:30:58,344 --> 00:31:03,964
I'm sure it's gonna be a long process,but
trust me,you've certainly made an impression.
559
00:31:05,824 --> 00:31:07,604
I'll get your coat.
560
00:31:09,984 --> 00:31:12,084
Oh,it's a shame you
can't stay for dessert.
561
00:31:12,184 --> 00:31:13,414
I've made tarte tatin.
562
00:31:15,134 --> 00:31:16,324
Idea for novel...
563
00:31:16,434 --> 00:31:20,394
Woman who's married to a
gay man and doesn't know it.
564
00:31:23,064 --> 00:31:24,304
Well,thanks again.
565
00:31:26,764 --> 00:31:29,234
I don't know whei'I've had
such an interesting evening.
566
00:31:29,784 --> 00:31:30,734
I'll call you tomorrow.
567
00:31:30,844 --> 00:31:32,504
We'll talk about your friends.
568
00:31:35,454 --> 00:31:39,464
Uh,bruce,why don't I wrap up
a piece of that tart to go?
569
00:31:39,664 --> 00:31:40,444
Yeah.
570
00:31:45,284 --> 00:31:45,994
Give it.
571
00:31:46,424 --> 00:31:47,054
Give what?
572
00:31:47,164 --> 00:31:48,534
Bruce's tape recorder.
573
00:31:48,684 --> 00:31:49,344
I don't know what...
574
00:31:49,454 --> 00:31:50,844
You took it.I saw you.
575
00:31:51,384 --> 00:31:53,694
Has anybody seen my tape recorder?
576
00:31:53,794 --> 00:31:55,324
It was right here.
577
00:31:55,724 --> 00:31:56,704
I'i'll look.
578
00:32:00,794 --> 00:32:01,384
Stop.
579
00:32:02,244 --> 00:32:03,294
I don't have it.
580
00:32:04,024 --> 00:32:05,374
What do you call this?
581
00:32:05,814 --> 00:32:08,294
Uh,bruce is looking for,uh...
582
00:32:11,954 --> 00:32:12,994
Never mind.
583
00:32:15,234 --> 00:32:17,054
We will talk about this later.
584
00:32:20,194 --> 00:32:22,794
Look what got brought in
with the dirty napkins.
585
00:32:25,674 --> 00:32:26,324
Thanks.
586
00:32:35,264 --> 00:32:36,474
Hello,gaby.
587
00:32:38,164 --> 00:32:39,854
Jeez,bradley,you scared me!
588
00:32:40,264 --> 00:32:41,594
You talked to shayla.
589
00:32:41,754 --> 00:32:43,664
Yeah,she's a real gem.
590
00:32:43,934 --> 00:32:45,254
You shouldn't have done that.
591
00:32:45,354 --> 00:32:46,284
Weavave a deal.
592
00:32:46,384 --> 00:32:50,124
Well,I'm tireofof the deal,and what
you're doing to maria is despicable.
593
00:32:51,124 --> 00:32:52,574
You're in no position to judge me.
594
00:32:52,714 --> 00:32:55,664
Don't forget,i was working with
carlos when you cheated on him.
595
00:32:57,074 --> 00:33:00,024
Yeah,well,I'm not that person anymore.
596
00:33:00,134 --> 00:33:00,934
I've changed.
597
00:33:01,004 --> 00:33:01,654
Right.
598
00:33:01,764 --> 00:33:02,714
You're worse.
599
00:33:02,974 --> 00:33:06,434
You're so worried about maria until
there's money or vacation time at stake.
600
00:33:06,504 --> 00:33:08,544
Then you're only worried about gaby.
601
00:33:10,084 --> 00:33:10,684
You know what?
602
00:33:10,794 --> 00:33:11,764
You're right.
603
00:33:12,314 --> 00:33:13,174
I'm out.
604
00:33:14,374 --> 00:33:15,294
What do you mean?
605
00:33:15,924 --> 00:33:16,854
Deal's over.
606
00:33:16,924 --> 00:33:18,714
I'm not covering for your
stupid little fling anymore.
607
00:33:18,784 --> 00:33:19,764
It's not a fling.
608
00:33:19,834 --> 00:33:20,834
I love her.
609
00:33:20,944 --> 00:33:22,804
She's the most incredible
woman I've ever met.
610
00:33:22,904 --> 00:33:23,914
Shayla?
611
00:33:23,984 --> 00:33:25,814
She has a hello kitttitip jar.
612
00:33:25,884 --> 00:33:27,534
Well,she makes meapappy.
613
00:33:27,634 --> 00:33:29,134
I can't give her up.
614
00:33:29,504 --> 00:33:34,184
Well,at least be man enough to tell
maria,because if you don't,i will.
615
00:33:36,174 --> 00:33:37,224
All right,fine.
616
00:33:37,514 --> 00:33:38,874
I will tell maria.
617
00:33:39,604 --> 00:33:45,074
And you can tell carlos to bring a box
to work on monday 'cause he's fired.
618
00:33:57,164 --> 00:33:58,554
So dinner...
619
00:34:03,104 --> 00:34:06,804
Lynette,i will regret fofor the
rest of my life what I said tonight.
620
00:34:06,904 --> 00:34:08,114
I...
621
00:34:08,214 --> 00:34:09,664
I don't know what's going on with me.
622
00:34:09,724 --> 00:34:11,924
I do,and it's okay.
623
00:34:12,234 --> 00:34:14,054
Besides,did you hear
what came out ofmy mouth?
624
00:34:14,214 --> 00:34:15,444
Like I said...
625
00:34:18,334 --> 00:34:23,704
Wouldn't you love to hear what bruce said
into his tape recorder on the ride home?
626
00:34:24,904 --> 00:34:25,874
"idea...
627
00:34:25,984 --> 00:34:29,104
Check local mental hospital
for escaped married couple."
628
00:34:40,824 --> 00:34:41,924
So...
629
00:34:42,294 --> 00:34:46,154
Were you serious about
wanting to go back to work?
630
00:34:50,084 --> 00:34:55,744
I was talking about that job tonight and trying to
convince bruce I was good,and I remembered something.
631
00:34:55,884 --> 00:34:56,994
I am good.
632
00:34:57,754 --> 00:35:00,954
And I would like another
chance to prove it.
633
00:35:02,854 --> 00:35:03,764
Okay.
634
00:35:05,514 --> 00:35:06,384
Really?
635
00:35:06,494 --> 00:35:07,254
Yeah.
636
00:35:07,364 --> 00:35:10,134
We did my thing for seven years.
637
00:35:11,054 --> 00:35:12,174
Now it's your turn.
638
00:35:19,574 --> 00:35:22,554
Do you know how embarrassed I would
have bee if bruce had seen you take it?
639
00:35:22,814 --> 00:35:23,614
He deserved it.
640
00:35:23,864 --> 00:35:24,934
He insulted me.
641
00:35:25,034 --> 00:35:26,074
So say something.
642
00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:27,344
Stand up to him.
643
00:35:27,444 --> 00:35:28,544
But stealing?
644
00:35:28,654 --> 00:35:30,834
Honestly,orson,why would
you do something like that?
645
00:35:31,114 --> 00:35:33,124
I don't know,bree.
646
00:35:34,164 --> 00:35:35,184
I don't.
647
00:35:35,254 --> 00:35:36,784
Here's something I do know...
648
00:35:36,854 --> 00:35:41,154
When I was a successful dentist,no
one spoke to me the way they do now.
649
00:35:42,244 --> 00:35:45,004
When I lost my practice,i
lost people's respect.
650
00:35:45,264 --> 00:35:47,544
And you hope to earn
it back through larceny?
651
00:35:47,694 --> 00:35:49,344
You haven't walked in my shoes.
652
00:35:49,414 --> 00:35:50,454
Tom lost his job.
653
00:35:50,524 --> 00:35:52,584
Everyone jumped to his rescue.
654
00:35:53,104 --> 00:35:54,354
Even you...
655
00:35:54,684 --> 00:35:57,554
Bending over backwards
trying to get him a job.
656
00:35:57,694 --> 00:35:59,444
I don't need to walk
in your shoes,orson.
657
00:35:59,514 --> 00:36:05,154
What youidid was embarrassing and
childish,and it's never gonna happen again.
658
00:36:05,604 --> 00:36:06,744
Understood?
659
00:36:42,254 --> 00:36:44,134
See you.Thank you.
660
00:36:44,764 --> 00:36:46,134
Father?
661
00:36:46,244 --> 00:36:47,094
Yes.Can I help you?
662
00:36:47,664 --> 00:36:48,544
Oh,i hope so.
663
00:36:48,684 --> 00:36:51,594
I,uh,saw you the other night when
you were buying your lottery ticket.
664
00:36:51,694 --> 00:36:57,704
- I was withy y husband dave.
- Yes.
665
00:36:57,814 --> 00:37:01,874
He said that you barely know each
other,but it didn't seem that way to me.
666
00:37:02,494 --> 00:37:07,184
And,well,he refuses
to talk about his past,
667
00:37:07,644 --> 00:37:10,824
So if there is anything that
you could tell me about him...
668
00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:13,444
I'm not sure I can do that.
669
00:37:14,114 --> 00:37:15,104
Please.
670
00:37:15,434 --> 00:37:19,474
He has so many secrets,and I
n'n't have anyone else to turn to.
671
00:37:19,754 --> 00:37:21,324
I wish I could help you,but...
672
00:37:22,894 --> 00:37:25,484
This is something you need
to discuss with your husband.
673
00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:28,234
Well,if it was that easy,do
you think that I would be here?
674
00:37:28,304 --> 00:37:29,934
I'm sorry.
675
00:37:32,724 --> 00:37:36,044
Please know that my thoughts
are with you both,mrs. Dash.
676
00:37:37,154 --> 00:37:38,544
It's williams.
677
00:37:40,004 --> 00:37:42,364
I'm too old-school for my own good.
678
00:37:42,514 --> 00:37:45,974
I shouldn't just assume that
you took your husband's name.
679
00:37:46,544 --> 00:37:47,424
Anyway...
680
00:37:48,024 --> 00:37:49,814
Good luck,mrs. Williams.
681
00:37:59,598 --> 00:38:00,568
Hey,susan.
682
00:38:00,678 --> 00:38:02,258
I thought I had m.j.till 0000.
683
00:38:02,368 --> 00:38:02,958
Uh,you do.
684
00:38:03,068 --> 00:38:05,358
I am here to take my painting back.
685
00:38:05,468 --> 00:38:07,298
But you gave it to me.It's mine.
686
00:38:07,398 --> 00:38:08,478
Well,now I'm ungiving it.
687
00:38:08,538 --> 00:38:09,268
Try to keep up.
688
00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:12,388
Okay,if this is about what
happened at the housewarming...
689
00:38:12,498 --> 00:38:19,948
Itis,actually,because that is when I
decided that I don't want this piece of art
690
00:38:20,058 --> 00:38:24,948
That I slaved over hanging in the house
you are sharing with your new girlfriend.
691
00:38:25,048 --> 00:38:26,318
Capisce?
692
00:38:26,388 --> 00:38:30,138
Okay,so the other night you were m because it
wasn't hanging up,but now you want to take it?
693
00:38:30,218 --> 00:38:32,238
Yep.I'm complicated like that.
694
00:38:32,398 --> 00:38:33,618
Aren't you glad you divorced me?
695
00:38:33,878 --> 00:38:37,628
If you two want a painting
so bad,paint your own.
696
00:38:37,768 --> 00:38:38,288
Susan...
697
00:38:38,398 --> 00:38:39,148
Mayfair.
698
00:38:40,518 --> 00:38:41,798
Stay out of this.
699
00:38:45,608 --> 00:38:47,618
This is between me and my ex.
700
00:38:49,278 --> 00:38:50,158
Got it?
701
00:39:07,958 --> 00:39:08,868
Unbelievable.
702
00:39:13,138 --> 00:39:15,878
Anyway,I'm thinking a brighter
color for the baby's room.
703
00:39:15,988 --> 00:39:20,558
Now I know it's a bit of a stretch,but
how do you feel about turquoise?
704
00:39:24,698 --> 00:39:26,028
Sweetheart?
705
00:39:27,868 --> 00:39:29,088
We need to talk.
706
00:39:47,988 --> 00:39:49,168
What you reading?
707
00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:51,008
The want ads.
708
00:39:52,048 --> 00:39:56,208
Can't decide if I should be a data
entry operator or join the marines.
709
00:39:58,478 --> 00:39:59,328
I'm so sorry.
710
00:39:59,468 --> 00:40:00,238
Don't be.
711
00:40:00,558 --> 00:40:02,508
I told you,i hated
working for that jackass.
712
00:40:02,608 --> 00:40:03,448
You did the right thing.
713
00:40:03,558 --> 00:40:04,578
I should have done it sooner.
714
00:40:04,648 --> 00:40:08,038
But you did it,even though you knew
you were gonna lose a lot of money.
715
00:40:08,358 --> 00:40:09,148
You're a good person,babe.
716
00:40:09,218 --> 00:40:10,278
I'm veryroroud of you.
717
00:40:11,878 --> 00:40:15,058
Well,that means a lot,coming
from a united states marine.
718
00:40:22,438 --> 00:40:23,238
Hello?
719
00:40:24,128 --> 00:40:25,028
Maria.
720
00:40:26,168 --> 00:40:26,718
Ca down.
721
00:40:27,538 --> 00:40:28,238
Calm down.
722
00:40:31,238 --> 00:40:32,478
Okay,we're coming over.
723
00:40:35,468 --> 00:40:36,948
I guess bradley told her.
724
00:40:43,948 --> 00:40:44,838
Thanks for coming.
725
00:40:45,748 --> 00:40:47,168
I didn't know who else to call.
726
00:40:49,138 --> 00:40:50,098
Itas horrible.
727
00:40:50,548 --> 00:40:52,658
He just kept telling me he loves her.
728
00:40:52,908 --> 00:40:55,138
She's the best thing
that ever happened to him.
729
00:40:55,358 --> 00:40:57,708
He finally understands what love means.
730
00:41:06,768 --> 00:41:08,798
I just wanted him to stop talking.
731
00:41:19,228 --> 00:41:23,948
You should never be too impressed
by people with good manners.
732
00:41:24,168 --> 00:41:30,118
They're the ones who will give a friendly
wave even when they've stolen from you...
733
00:41:32,158 --> 00:41:35,458
They're the type to
sweetly welcome you...
734
00:41:35,838 --> 00:41:39,388
Even as they try to
uncover your secrets...
735
00:41:44,508 --> 00:41:52,098
They're the kind to offer you coffee,even
as they report you to the police.
736
00:41:55,228 --> 00:42:00,198
And don't be too offended by
someone who's openly rude...
737
00:42:01,388 --> 00:42:03,758
Because they may be that way
738
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