1 00:00:00,700 --> 00:00:02,091 Previously on... 2 00:00:02,157 --> 00:00:04,859 Before we met, I was married to someone else, but she died. 3 00:00:04,924 --> 00:00:06,314 Edie's quest began. - What would you and Katherine 4 00:00:06,380 --> 00:00:09,244 think about going camping? - It's gonna be fun. 5 00:00:09,311 --> 00:00:12,952 And Dave's plan moved forward. - This is gonna be fun. 6 00:00:13,035 --> 00:00:15,494 Were you serious about wanting to go back to work? 7 00:00:15,558 --> 00:00:18,390 Lynette took a new path. - Now it's your turn. 8 00:00:18,456 --> 00:00:20,219 Tell Carlos he's fired. 9 00:00:20,285 --> 00:00:22,777 But it was Carlos' boss... 10 00:00:22,843 --> 00:00:26,257 He just kept telling me he loves her. - who was terminated. 11 00:00:26,323 --> 00:00:28,007 I just wanted him to stop talking. 12 00:00:31,923 --> 00:00:33,443 Come on, Gaby. 13 00:00:33,510 --> 00:00:35,305 We're gonna be late. 14 00:00:37,799 --> 00:00:41,440 Gabrielle Solis hated going to funerals 15 00:00:41,523 --> 00:00:43,948 for all sorts of reasons-- 16 00:00:44,013 --> 00:00:48,155 Black was not her color... 17 00:00:50,111 --> 00:00:52,993 Crying depressed her... 18 00:00:53,058 --> 00:00:56,021 And lilies made her sneeze. 19 00:00:58,902 --> 00:01:02,918 Also, Gabrielle despised any event... 20 00:01:02,983 --> 00:01:07,304 where she was not the center of attention. 21 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:12,871 Luckily, at this funeral, that would not be a problem. 22 00:01:12,937 --> 00:01:15,266 Gaby, I was hoping you'd be here. 23 00:01:15,332 --> 00:01:17,873 Everyone is saying that you and Carlos were there, 24 00:01:17,939 --> 00:01:22,389 you know, when Maria killed Bradley. 25 00:01:22,454 --> 00:01:25,400 You know, Jody, I really don't think this is 26 00:01:25,466 --> 00:01:28,574 the time or place to discuss gory details. 27 00:01:28,639 --> 00:01:30,386 You're absolutely right. 28 00:01:30,470 --> 00:01:32,961 Sit next to me at the wake. 29 00:01:37,849 --> 00:01:40,424 I want to go home! 30 00:01:40,489 --> 00:01:43,418 Well, we just got here. The funeral hasn't even started. 31 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:46,429 Yeah, well, I have a feeling most of these vultures 32 00:01:46,494 --> 00:01:48,453 didn't come to pay their respects to Brad. 33 00:01:48,519 --> 00:01:50,655 They're just here to pump us for dirt about his murder. 34 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,309 Okay, even so, I can't be seen walking out of here early. 35 00:01:53,391 --> 00:01:54,506 These people are my coworkers. 36 00:01:54,507 --> 00:01:56,661 Were your coworkers. Bradley fired you. Remember? 37 00:01:56,725 --> 00:01:58,846 Yeah, and Maria killed him eight hours later. 38 00:01:58,930 --> 00:02:00,917 He might not have told anyone, so pipe down. 39 00:02:00,982 --> 00:02:02,390 We don't need people thinking 40 00:02:02,472 --> 00:02:04,657 that we put the knife in Maria's hand. 41 00:02:04,722 --> 00:02:06,858 Carlos. Oh, hi. 42 00:02:06,923 --> 00:02:09,448 Gaby, this is, uh, Owen Johnston, our C.E.O. 43 00:02:09,512 --> 00:02:11,180 Oh, hi. 44 00:02:11,245 --> 00:02:14,108 How do you do? - I know it's an awkward time, 45 00:02:14,174 --> 00:02:16,601 but I must catch a plane right after the service, 46 00:02:16,667 --> 00:02:19,645 and I need to talk to you. - About what? 47 00:02:19,710 --> 00:02:21,668 Bradley called me before he died. 48 00:02:21,733 --> 00:02:24,807 He wanted to discuss your job performance. 49 00:02:24,872 --> 00:02:27,641 Well, what did he say? 50 00:02:27,705 --> 00:02:29,032 Well, sadly, 51 00:02:29,096 --> 00:02:32,025 by the time I returned the call, he was dead. 52 00:02:32,108 --> 00:02:35,232 Really? 53 00:02:35,313 --> 00:02:37,644 But I think I know what he wanted to tell me. 54 00:02:37,709 --> 00:02:39,520 Oh? 55 00:02:39,588 --> 00:02:43,068 Based upon the big bonus he fought for Carlos to have, 56 00:02:43,133 --> 00:02:46,306 it's fairly obvious he was going to recommend a promotion. 57 00:02:48,136 --> 00:02:50,095 That was my guess, too. 58 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,086 The terrible irony is he didn't realize 59 00:02:52,153 --> 00:02:54,078 the job he was recommending 60 00:02:54,144 --> 00:02:56,166 would turn out to be his own. 61 00:02:56,246 --> 00:02:58,463 Wait. 62 00:02:58,531 --> 00:03:00,260 So you're offering me 63 00:03:00,326 --> 00:03:02,997 Bradley's job as President of the company? 64 00:03:03,063 --> 00:03:05,280 I can't think of anyone better suited. 65 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:09,600 Now, of course, it would be the same compensation package. 66 00:03:09,681 --> 00:03:12,367 Please. Tell me you'll accept. 67 00:03:12,449 --> 00:03:15,248 He sure will. 68 00:03:15,315 --> 00:03:17,773 The man has a plane to catch. 69 00:03:17,839 --> 00:03:20,234 I'd be honored to step in for Bradley. 70 00:03:20,302 --> 00:03:22,809 Good. I'm glad we've got that handled. 71 00:03:22,873 --> 00:03:25,803 Now we can focus on the sorrow of this tragic day. 72 00:03:25,885 --> 00:03:27,568 Mm. 73 00:03:27,634 --> 00:03:30,708 The same compensation package! 74 00:03:30,773 --> 00:03:33,785 We're rich! 75 00:03:33,851 --> 00:03:36,277 We are at a funeral. 76 00:03:36,344 --> 00:03:37,765 Please be quiet. 77 00:03:37,832 --> 00:03:39,419 Okay. 78 00:03:39,484 --> 00:03:43,466 Yes, Gabrielle Solis hated going to funerals... 79 00:03:43,531 --> 00:03:46,914 And for god sakes, stop smiling. 80 00:03:46,978 --> 00:03:51,205 Mostly because she couldn't pretend to be sad 81 00:03:51,269 --> 00:03:54,312 when she wasn't. 82 00:04:03,528 --> 00:04:07,509 You can find them on any sidewalk in any city... 83 00:04:07,575 --> 00:04:10,148 people with agendas-- 84 00:04:10,214 --> 00:04:13,175 The woman who calls up an old friend 85 00:04:13,241 --> 00:04:16,381 because she wants to borrow some cash... 86 00:04:16,463 --> 00:04:19,636 The man who takes his boss to lunch 87 00:04:19,701 --> 00:04:23,068 because he wants the corner office... 88 00:04:23,133 --> 00:04:25,902 The girl who looks after her uncle 89 00:04:25,983 --> 00:04:28,976 because she wants to be in the will... 90 00:04:29,044 --> 00:04:33,364 Yes, you can see these people almost everywhere. 91 00:04:33,448 --> 00:04:39,016 Doing what they can to keep their agendas hidden. 92 00:04:40,797 --> 00:04:42,158 Hello. 93 00:04:42,222 --> 00:04:43,291 Hello. 94 00:04:43,372 --> 00:04:45,961 I need to look someone up in your archives. 95 00:04:46,028 --> 00:04:49,167 It's a client, and he's, uh, a bit of a smooth talker. 96 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:52,828 Just want to make sure that he's not giving me the runaround. 97 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:54,447 Sure. What's his name? 98 00:04:54,510 --> 00:04:57,310 David... Dash. 99 00:04:57,377 --> 00:05:01,131 All I've got here are the obituaries. 100 00:05:01,197 --> 00:05:04,271 Anything else will take me a couple of days. 101 00:05:04,335 --> 00:05:07,201 Fine. Let's start with the obits. 102 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,354 No David... 103 00:05:09,435 --> 00:05:11,489 That's probably because he's not dead. 104 00:05:11,555 --> 00:05:13,304 Try Lila. 105 00:05:14,939 --> 00:05:16,814 Lila Dash. 106 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:19,616 Killed three years ago, car crash. 107 00:05:19,699 --> 00:05:22,999 That was his wife. Give me that one. 108 00:05:23,065 --> 00:05:24,309 Okay. 109 00:05:24,376 --> 00:05:26,982 You want Paige Dash, too? 110 00:05:27,048 --> 00:05:28,600 Paige? 111 00:05:28,667 --> 00:05:31,060 Yeah, their daughter. 112 00:05:31,143 --> 00:05:33,392 "Paige Dash, 3 years old, 113 00:05:33,457 --> 00:05:35,659 daughter of Lila and David." 114 00:05:35,725 --> 00:05:39,609 It says here she died in the same crash. 115 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:59,958 Who are we dishing? I do hope it's not me. 116 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,683 No, we've already covered you. We've moved on to my daughter, the thief. 117 00:06:03,748 --> 00:06:05,334 Oh, dear. What happened? 118 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,359 I'm missing my small candy dish. 119 00:06:07,423 --> 00:06:11,050 I had it last night when you guys were over for dinner, 120 00:06:11,116 --> 00:06:13,075 because I remember Orson admiring it. 121 00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:15,844 Yes, I, uh... remember that. 122 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,367 Anyway, Juanita went over before breakfast 123 00:06:18,434 --> 00:06:20,393 to invite M.J. to her birthday party, 124 00:06:20,457 --> 00:06:22,627 and, well, candy plus Juanita. 125 00:06:22,692 --> 00:06:24,926 You don't have to be Sherlock Holmes 126 00:06:24,992 --> 00:06:25,858 to crack this case. 127 00:06:25,859 --> 00:06:28,730 Well, we don't know that for sure. I could have misplaced it. 128 00:06:28,796 --> 00:06:30,786 I'm sure it'll turn up somewhere. 129 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:32,826 Well... I'm off. 130 00:06:37,508 --> 00:06:41,386 Andrew, cancel my lunch. 131 00:06:41,453 --> 00:06:42,911 No, everything's fine. 132 00:06:42,977 --> 00:06:45,452 Your stepfather's just misplaced a few things, 133 00:06:45,518 --> 00:06:48,317 and I need to find them. 134 00:06:49,775 --> 00:06:52,946 Hey, Tom. No, still waiting. 135 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:55,635 Big surprise. They're running behind at an ad agency. 136 00:06:57,060 --> 00:07:00,167 So did any of those other places call back? 137 00:07:00,233 --> 00:07:02,935 Seriously? 138 00:07:03,001 --> 00:07:06,740 Six interviews and nothin'? 139 00:07:06,822 --> 00:07:09,913 Well, I should probably try and keep my game face on here. 140 00:07:09,995 --> 00:07:13,022 I'll--I'll call you later. I love you. Bye. 141 00:07:14,448 --> 00:07:16,227 Mariana! 142 00:07:16,309 --> 00:07:19,237 I had a feeling that you'd be interviewing for this! 143 00:07:19,303 --> 00:07:20,791 Hey, Nikki. 144 00:07:20,856 --> 00:07:23,462 So I guess Anna should be showing up any minute, too. 145 00:07:23,528 --> 00:07:26,360 No. You didn't hear? She's pregnant. 146 00:07:26,426 --> 00:07:28,755 Oh, my God. A kid and she just turned 30? 147 00:07:28,822 --> 00:07:30,779 Bye-bye, career. - Oh, don't start. 148 00:07:30,845 --> 00:07:34,631 I'm gonna be 30 in 2 years. I feel so old. 149 00:07:34,698 --> 00:07:36,686 Do you wanna know what's even sadder? 150 00:07:36,751 --> 00:07:39,228 I just heard that Veronica's looking for work, 151 00:07:39,294 --> 00:07:40,733 and she's 39. 152 00:07:40,814 --> 00:07:42,254 In this business? 153 00:07:42,336 --> 00:07:45,199 After 35, they take you out back and they shoot you in the face. 154 00:07:49,183 --> 00:07:50,896 Lynette Scavo. 155 00:07:50,962 --> 00:07:52,418 We're ready for you. 156 00:07:52,483 --> 00:07:53,761 Coming. 157 00:07:55,526 --> 00:07:56,951 Do me a favor. 158 00:07:57,016 --> 00:08:01,337 If you hear a gunshot, tell my four kids I love them. 159 00:08:07,810 --> 00:08:10,706 Now as you listen to the music, 160 00:08:10,772 --> 00:08:13,654 see what pops into your head. 161 00:08:13,719 --> 00:08:17,392 What shapes does it make you see? 162 00:08:17,458 --> 00:08:19,415 What colors are you thinking of? 163 00:08:19,498 --> 00:08:21,714 Uh, why are the children drawing with crayons? 164 00:08:21,781 --> 00:08:23,673 They're supposed to be making clay vases. 165 00:08:23,740 --> 00:08:25,907 Well, I wanted to do something more free. 166 00:08:25,974 --> 00:08:28,741 It's an imagination-building exercise. 167 00:08:28,806 --> 00:08:31,672 Looks like a lot of scribbling to me. 168 00:08:31,753 --> 00:08:33,467 Susan, 169 00:08:33,533 --> 00:08:37,111 these parents pay $22,000 a year to send their kids here. 170 00:08:37,175 --> 00:08:39,977 As art teachers, it's our job to give them 171 00:08:40,058 --> 00:08:42,580 something adorable to put on their desks 172 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:45,688 to smile at while they write those tuition checks. 173 00:08:45,754 --> 00:08:47,146 I mean, 174 00:08:47,213 --> 00:08:49,171 no one's gonna find 175 00:08:49,235 --> 00:08:52,407 this meaningless chicken scratch adorable. 176 00:08:54,026 --> 00:08:56,016 Not yours, Mia. Yours shows real promise. 177 00:08:58,106 --> 00:09:01,715 Jessie, you said that I could plan the lesson today, 178 00:09:01,798 --> 00:09:04,939 and I think this is valuable. 179 00:09:05,001 --> 00:09:06,929 I'm just trying to be creative. 180 00:09:06,994 --> 00:09:08,368 Fine. 181 00:09:08,435 --> 00:09:10,506 But you know where I stand. 182 00:09:12,790 --> 00:09:16,205 What's an "evalley-ation," Miss Susan? 183 00:09:16,271 --> 00:09:17,971 An evaluation? 184 00:09:18,036 --> 00:09:21,773 Well, that is when someone judges your work 185 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:24,381 and gives you a grade on it. 186 00:09:24,447 --> 00:09:27,489 But don't worry. I'm not doing that today. 187 00:09:27,555 --> 00:09:29,609 No, they're doing it to you. 188 00:09:29,675 --> 00:09:31,972 Who? 189 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:34,497 Miss Jessie and Principal Hobson. 190 00:09:34,580 --> 00:09:35,986 I heard them talking. 191 00:09:36,052 --> 00:09:38,154 Oh, right. That's not till later this year. 192 00:09:38,222 --> 00:09:41,150 No, it's this week. I hope you don't get fired. 193 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:43,171 The lady with the purple sweater 194 00:09:43,254 --> 00:09:47,299 argued with Miss Jessie like you did, and she's gone. 195 00:09:47,365 --> 00:09:50,438 The lady with the purple sweater? 196 00:09:50,505 --> 00:09:53,921 I never learned her name. She wasn't here that long. 197 00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:55,912 She was creative, too. 198 00:09:58,533 --> 00:09:59,989 All right, everyone. 199 00:10:00,054 --> 00:10:02,222 Grab some clay. We're making vases. 200 00:10:03,841 --> 00:10:06,768 Darling, I'm home. 201 00:10:06,834 --> 00:10:09,504 Oh, and I'm famished! 202 00:10:09,569 --> 00:10:11,560 What are we having for dinner? 203 00:10:16,660 --> 00:10:18,748 How about a confession? 204 00:10:21,290 --> 00:10:23,344 Sit down. 205 00:10:29,626 --> 00:10:31,179 Start talking. 206 00:10:31,244 --> 00:10:33,672 What do you want me to say? 207 00:10:33,739 --> 00:10:35,842 I want you to explain to me 208 00:10:35,909 --> 00:10:37,835 why this insanity is still going on. 209 00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:39,792 When you stole that tape recorder, 210 00:10:39,858 --> 00:10:41,785 you said it was a one time thing, 211 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:44,034 an impulsive act of revenge. 212 00:10:44,116 --> 00:10:47,756 It was, at first. 213 00:10:47,823 --> 00:10:50,461 But then... 214 00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:54,297 I know it sounds odd, but... 215 00:10:54,379 --> 00:10:57,956 it started giving me a thrill. 216 00:10:58,022 --> 00:10:59,898 A thrill? 217 00:10:59,981 --> 00:11:04,998 Stealing a ceramic duck gives you a thrill? 218 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,860 It's hard to explain. 219 00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:08,851 Well, maybe you'd feel more comfortable 220 00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:10,373 talking to a professional. 221 00:11:10,438 --> 00:11:13,238 A psychiatrist? 222 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:16,719 Good heavens. Bree, I'm not crazy. 223 00:11:20,477 --> 00:11:22,436 Look, I'll stop. 224 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:24,620 I'll--I'll tell everyone I'm sorry 225 00:11:24,686 --> 00:11:26,514 and return everything. 226 00:11:26,580 --> 00:11:28,846 You will do no such thing. From this moment on, 227 00:11:28,913 --> 00:11:31,873 you are forbidden from entering any of our friends' homes. 228 00:11:31,954 --> 00:11:35,046 But how are we gonna get these things back? 229 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,896 I'll take care of it. 230 00:11:53,810 --> 00:11:54,810 I'm so glad you could make it. 231 00:11:55,811 --> 00:11:58,141 I know I sprung this on you at the last minute. 232 00:11:58,142 --> 00:11:58,821 Oh, actually, 233 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:01,781 I was just gonna watch a DVD and order some takeout, 234 00:12:01,849 --> 00:12:03,805 so I'm looking forward to a home-cooked meal. 235 00:12:03,887 --> 00:12:05,327 Oh, well, keep looking, 236 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,677 'cause I don't cook, and Shanghai Panda delivers. 237 00:12:08,743 --> 00:12:10,636 Oh. Well, that'll be fine. 238 00:12:10,701 --> 00:12:12,156 You know, Susan, 239 00:12:12,222 --> 00:12:15,328 I was a little surprised to get your invitation. 240 00:12:15,395 --> 00:12:16,833 Oh, well, you know, 241 00:12:16,917 --> 00:12:20,248 I just think that school is such a formal environment, 242 00:12:20,313 --> 00:12:23,148 and I thought it would be nice if we could let loose 243 00:12:23,229 --> 00:12:27,500 and drink a little wine, get to know each other. 244 00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:29,541 Oh, my gosh. 245 00:12:29,607 --> 00:12:32,196 What? - Look at you. 246 00:12:32,263 --> 00:12:34,187 You're like that schoolmarm in the movies 247 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:38,006 who lets down her hair and va-va-va-voom. 248 00:12:39,464 --> 00:12:42,425 I've never gotten a va-va-va-voom before. 249 00:12:42,491 --> 00:12:45,225 Thanks. You look nice, too. 250 00:12:45,292 --> 00:12:48,399 Oh, please. I didn't even get a chance to change. 251 00:12:48,465 --> 00:12:50,666 My ex was late picking up M.J., 252 00:12:50,732 --> 00:12:53,401 which is insane, 'cause he lives right across the street. 253 00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:55,424 Your ex lives across the street? 254 00:12:55,491 --> 00:12:58,500 He decided to shack up with my best friend. 255 00:12:58,565 --> 00:13:00,717 And people wonder why I'm through with men. 256 00:13:02,611 --> 00:13:05,040 So what are we toasting to? 257 00:13:05,121 --> 00:13:07,742 Getting to know each other better. 258 00:13:07,807 --> 00:13:09,571 Oh, napkins. 259 00:13:11,255 --> 00:13:13,958 I'll drink to that. 260 00:13:17,034 --> 00:13:19,120 Oh, hey, Mike. Come on in. 261 00:13:19,186 --> 00:13:22,100 I went a little crazy at the camping supply store. 262 00:13:22,165 --> 00:13:24,869 Hey, check this out. I got Katherine her own lantern. 263 00:13:24,933 --> 00:13:26,891 I know she was a little worried 264 00:13:26,957 --> 00:13:29,385 about finding the latrine in the middle of the night. 265 00:13:29,450 --> 00:13:31,586 Uh, actually, that's, uh, why I came by. 266 00:13:31,652 --> 00:13:33,578 Katherine sort of bailed. 267 00:13:33,644 --> 00:13:37,785 Bailed? You mean she's not going camping with us? 268 00:13:37,852 --> 00:13:40,149 Ah, she's really sorry, 269 00:13:40,215 --> 00:13:42,141 but she's gotta get her taxes done. 270 00:13:42,205 --> 00:13:44,973 So Katherine is blowing us off for taxes. 271 00:13:45,055 --> 00:13:49,295 Also, I think she's worried she'd just be a third wheel. 272 00:13:49,377 --> 00:13:51,026 What? Oh, come on. 273 00:13:51,092 --> 00:13:53,957 I mean, this trip is as much about her as it is about us. 274 00:13:54,022 --> 00:13:55,265 Tell her she's gotta come. 275 00:13:55,266 --> 00:13:58,086 First of all, I don't tell Katherine to do anything. 276 00:13:58,151 --> 00:14:00,077 And it'll be better with just us guys. 277 00:14:00,142 --> 00:14:02,197 We can burp and scratch to our heart's content. 278 00:14:02,263 --> 00:14:03,654 Besides, Katherine was never 279 00:14:03,722 --> 00:14:05,775 part of the original plan anyway. 280 00:14:05,842 --> 00:14:07,978 No, she wasn't. 281 00:14:08,044 --> 00:14:10,405 All right, I'll, uh, see you Saturday. 282 00:14:10,471 --> 00:14:13,111 Yeah. 283 00:14:28,018 --> 00:14:30,496 You're not listening to me. 284 00:14:30,561 --> 00:14:33,294 I'm not saying I'm giving up on love. 285 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:36,095 I'm saying I've already given up. 286 00:14:36,161 --> 00:14:38,085 No. I-I will not let you. 287 00:14:38,151 --> 00:14:41,419 You are too smart and funny and adorable. 288 00:14:41,485 --> 00:14:43,443 Am I? 289 00:14:43,525 --> 00:14:46,454 It's been a long time since I've been complimented like that. 290 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,540 Well, I mean it. 291 00:14:48,608 --> 00:14:51,340 Anyone would be lucky to have you. 292 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:54,109 You are a catch. 293 00:14:58,609 --> 00:15:01,442 Jeez. How did it get so late? 294 00:15:01,508 --> 00:15:04,274 Is there a school policy on showing up to work drunk? 295 00:15:04,340 --> 00:15:07,011 It's frowned upon. 296 00:15:07,075 --> 00:15:09,438 Oh. 297 00:15:09,502 --> 00:15:11,799 I've had the best time tonight. 298 00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:13,631 Oh, me, too. 299 00:15:13,696 --> 00:15:17,207 You know, I think we should probably keep th between us. 300 00:15:17,273 --> 00:15:20,752 We don't want people talking at work. - It'll be our little secret. 301 00:15:24,461 --> 00:15:25,851 Ohh. 302 00:15:25,916 --> 00:15:29,333 So... You think you might wanna do this again sometime? 303 00:15:29,397 --> 00:15:31,857 It's a date. 304 00:15:37,217 --> 00:15:41,036 Va-va-va-voom! 305 00:15:47,883 --> 00:15:51,798 S-so what kind of kiss are we talking about? 306 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,902 A regular kiss on the mouth... 307 00:15:53,966 --> 00:15:56,669 that lasted a little longer than I thought it would. 308 00:15:56,737 --> 00:15:58,968 So was it a good, old-fashioned American kiss 309 00:15:59,034 --> 00:16:01,834 or are we talking the infinitely superior French variety? 310 00:16:01,899 --> 00:16:04,019 Mm... 311 00:16:04,086 --> 00:16:07,274 Okay, I'm probably just blowing this out of proportion. 312 00:16:07,339 --> 00:16:10,575 I mean, she never even said anything about being gay. 313 00:16:10,641 --> 00:16:13,246 Well, that doesn't make any difference. Right, Lee? 314 00:16:13,311 --> 00:16:14,719 Why ask me? 315 00:16:14,801 --> 00:16:16,710 Aside from the occasional parade, 316 00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:19,414 gay men rarely interact with lesbians in the wild. 317 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,889 Susan, if you're not sure what she meant by it, 318 00:16:21,956 --> 00:16:23,597 why don't you just have a talk with her? 319 00:16:23,598 --> 00:16:25,598 Oh, that would be way too awkward. She's my boss. 320 00:16:25,664 --> 00:16:27,087 She's your boss? 321 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,207 Let her kiss you again, then sue her. 322 00:16:29,757 --> 00:16:32,413 Okay, we're gonna figure this out for you. 323 00:16:32,479 --> 00:16:34,274 Were her eyes open or shut? 324 00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:36,735 I don't know. 325 00:16:36,799 --> 00:16:39,535 Well, how many seconds did the kiss last? 326 00:16:39,601 --> 00:16:41,996 I don't remember. 327 00:16:42,078 --> 00:16:43,728 Oh, for God sakes. 328 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:46,221 Was it this... mm. 329 00:16:46,285 --> 00:16:47,807 Or was it this... 330 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,983 The second one? 331 00:16:58,846 --> 00:17:01,111 Congratulations. You're now dating a lesbian. 332 00:17:01,177 --> 00:17:03,879 See you at the parade. 333 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,076 Hey, Gaby? 334 00:17:09,141 --> 00:17:10,822 I'll see ya. 335 00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:13,704 I wanted to ask you something. Feel free to say no. 336 00:17:13,770 --> 00:17:16,730 Oh, Honey, I'm flattered, but I only did that to help Susan out. 337 00:17:16,812 --> 00:17:18,836 Yeah, this isn't about that. 338 00:17:18,902 --> 00:17:22,411 Um, I wanted to say I heard about Carlos' big promotion. 339 00:17:22,478 --> 00:17:24,436 Congratulations. 340 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,928 Thank you. I mean, it's sad how it happened, 341 00:17:26,994 --> 00:17:28,949 but, you know, when opportunity knocks, 342 00:17:29,017 --> 00:17:30,698 you gotta answer the door, right? 343 00:17:30,699 --> 00:17:33,143 Absolutely. Now you know I'm looking for work? 344 00:17:33,209 --> 00:17:35,845 Oh, yeah. How's that going? - Not great. 345 00:17:35,911 --> 00:17:37,837 See, while I was working at Scavo's, 346 00:17:37,902 --> 00:17:41,381 I got seven years older, which is weird, 347 00:17:41,446 --> 00:17:44,375 seeing as how all the C.E.O.s got seven years younger. 348 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:47,386 The bottom line is, no one wants to hire someone 349 00:17:47,452 --> 00:17:50,752 who could have made out with their dad on prom night. 350 00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:52,744 Anyway, I hear Carlos 351 00:17:52,825 --> 00:17:55,448 is looking for a new Director of Marketing. 352 00:17:55,513 --> 00:17:58,734 Think you could put in a good word for me? 353 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,547 Oh. Uh... 354 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,375 I don't know. 355 00:18:02,443 --> 00:18:05,112 Y-you don't know? 356 00:18:05,178 --> 00:18:07,571 Well, I thought you did advertising. 357 00:18:07,639 --> 00:18:11,181 Yes, I helped advertise what companies decided to market. 358 00:18:11,247 --> 00:18:12,703 It's the same thing. 359 00:18:12,770 --> 00:18:14,937 Come on. You know I'd be great. 360 00:18:15,002 --> 00:18:16,653 I guess. 361 00:18:16,719 --> 00:18:19,485 You guess? Gaby... 362 00:18:19,552 --> 00:18:21,784 Look, Lynette, you're my friend, and I love you, 363 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,796 but as far as knowing if you're any good at your job... 364 00:18:24,861 --> 00:18:27,790 Enough with the shrugging. 365 00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:30,769 Come on. - You're putting me in a tough spot. 366 00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:33,021 Carlos is under a lot of pressure now, 367 00:18:33,103 --> 00:18:35,012 and he's not really in a position 368 00:18:35,095 --> 00:18:38,492 To be taking big risks. - You think I'm a big risk? 369 00:18:38,558 --> 00:18:40,597 Well... 370 00:18:40,663 --> 00:18:42,185 Okay, that's it. 371 00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,304 Four shrugs. I'm out. 372 00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:46,086 Thanks for your help. 373 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,091 Ugh. 374 00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:54,601 Yeah, just follow the road as it curves. 375 00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:57,093 We're the second house on the left. Okay, bye. 376 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,926 Oh, place looks great, babe. Thanks for doing this. 377 00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:02,630 It's all part of being the President's wife. 378 00:19:02,696 --> 00:19:06,289 So tell me about your new hire. She's gonna be your number two? 379 00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:08,280 Yeah, and I'm lucky to get her. 380 00:19:08,344 --> 00:19:10,270 Smart as a whip, Harvard M.B.A. 381 00:19:10,336 --> 00:19:12,294 I've probably mentioned her before. 382 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,476 Lucy Blackburn? 383 00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:16,552 Maybe I'll go put on some music. 384 00:19:16,617 --> 00:19:18,056 Lucy Blackburn? 385 00:19:18,139 --> 00:19:20,049 Please tell me it's a coincidence that 386 00:19:20,131 --> 00:19:22,460 your new V.P. has the same name as your ex-girlfriend. 387 00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:23,561 She wasn't my girlfriend. 388 00:19:23,627 --> 00:19:25,957 We were roommates. We shared an apartment. 389 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:29,535 You told me you slept with her. - Well, it was a small apartment. 390 00:19:29,617 --> 00:19:32,757 Come on. It was a casual thing, and it was a million years ago. 391 00:19:32,821 --> 00:19:35,752 I don't care! Why couldn't you have told me this 392 00:19:35,816 --> 00:19:38,246 before she's about to appear on my doorstep? 393 00:19:38,328 --> 00:19:42,505 I wanted to... but you were always next to something sharp. 394 00:19:42,570 --> 00:19:45,336 Gaby, I am in over my head with this new job, 395 00:19:45,419 --> 00:19:47,847 and I need Lucy's help. Please don't be jealous. 396 00:19:47,911 --> 00:19:50,987 I'm not jealous. It's just... you can't hire her. 397 00:19:51,054 --> 00:19:53,205 I'm Mrs. President, and I get a vote. 398 00:19:54,970 --> 00:19:58,078 There she is. Now please, I'm begging you... 399 00:19:58,143 --> 00:20:00,572 Well, you can beg all you want. 400 00:20:00,638 --> 00:20:02,562 I am not on board with this! 401 00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:04,862 Hey, Lucy! 402 00:20:04,929 --> 00:20:06,208 Hey! 403 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:09,413 Hi. I'm Lucy. You must be Gabrielle. 404 00:20:09,479 --> 00:20:11,485 You can call me Gaby. 405 00:20:11,552 --> 00:20:13,202 Come on in! 406 00:20:16,878 --> 00:20:18,333 I'm on board. 407 00:20:22,515 --> 00:20:24,569 I got a bead on Charlie Fields for C.F.O. 408 00:20:24,636 --> 00:20:27,081 Charlie Fields? There's no way you're gonna get him. 409 00:20:27,145 --> 00:20:29,573 He's the number two guy at Brewster and Parent. 410 00:20:29,637 --> 00:20:31,498 Relax. It'll take some maneuvering, 411 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,894 but I'll make it happen. - How? 412 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,546 Carlos, you're the President. 413 00:20:35,612 --> 00:20:37,716 It's best you don't know where the bodies are buried. 414 00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:38,927 Ah. 415 00:20:38,994 --> 00:20:41,761 Well, speak of the devil. 416 00:20:41,826 --> 00:20:43,752 If you'll excuse me, 417 00:20:43,819 --> 00:20:46,246 I have some professional ethics that need compromising. 418 00:20:48,107 --> 00:20:51,003 Wow. Now I know why you wanted to hire her. 419 00:20:51,069 --> 00:20:54,694 She's a force of nature. - Mm, you should see her close a deal. 420 00:20:54,761 --> 00:20:58,224 I'll bet. Ahh. So were you surprised when the door opened? 421 00:20:58,306 --> 00:20:59,189 What do you mean? 422 00:20:59,190 --> 00:21:01,735 Well, she's obviously stopped counting calories 423 00:21:01,850 --> 00:21:03,727 Since the last time you saw her. 424 00:21:03,810 --> 00:21:06,236 No, she looks about the same. 425 00:21:06,302 --> 00:21:08,729 What? But... 426 00:21:08,793 --> 00:21:11,336 you two used to have sex. 427 00:21:11,401 --> 00:21:13,147 Yeah. So? 428 00:21:13,213 --> 00:21:15,171 So don't get me wrong-- she's attractive. 429 00:21:15,253 --> 00:21:17,163 It's just... she's not really your type. 430 00:21:17,245 --> 00:21:18,535 Your type is skinny model. 431 00:21:18,536 --> 00:21:20,917 Okay, so you're not gonna see her on a runway. 432 00:21:20,983 --> 00:21:23,344 Except maybe at an airport. - Gaby! 433 00:21:23,411 --> 00:21:26,616 You think I'm that shallow, that all I go by is looks? 434 00:21:26,681 --> 00:21:29,723 Yeah, I thought that was something we had in common. 435 00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:33,397 Look, Lucy is brilliant and witty 436 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:36,099 and has more confidence than anybody I've ever met. 437 00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:40,566 That type of personality can be very seductive. 438 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:41,877 Ahh! 439 00:21:41,944 --> 00:21:44,031 Someone light me a cigar. - You got him? 440 00:21:44,114 --> 00:21:46,541 I find poaching is easier when you lead with, 441 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:49,067 "we'll double your salary." 442 00:21:49,132 --> 00:21:50,428 Sizzle me. 443 00:21:51,932 --> 00:21:53,696 Ah, there it is, 444 00:21:53,763 --> 00:21:57,064 that thrill you get from taking something that's not yours. 445 00:22:02,099 --> 00:22:04,964 Hey, are you still looking for a Marketing Director? 446 00:22:05,045 --> 00:22:06,954 I have a friend 447 00:22:07,036 --> 00:22:10,369 that I would love to see working with you two. 448 00:22:18,982 --> 00:22:20,568 No problem, Bree. 449 00:22:20,633 --> 00:22:22,930 We buy aspirin by the pound in this house. 450 00:22:22,994 --> 00:22:24,581 I'll get you some. 451 00:22:24,646 --> 00:22:26,816 Ah, you're a lifesaver! 452 00:22:32,610 --> 00:22:34,567 Yes, we have lots of screwdrivers. 453 00:22:34,635 --> 00:22:37,078 What kind do you need? Phillips head? 454 00:22:37,143 --> 00:22:39,443 Yes, that would be lovely. 455 00:22:42,068 --> 00:22:44,674 I don't have cumin, but I probably have cinnamon. 456 00:22:44,741 --> 00:22:46,665 Oh. Close enough. 457 00:22:50,616 --> 00:22:53,253 Yeah, no problem. Two eggs coming right up. 458 00:22:55,976 --> 00:22:59,599 Oh! Wait. 459 00:22:59,664 --> 00:23:02,835 I made omelets this morning, so I'm all out. 460 00:23:02,902 --> 00:23:06,511 Oh, that's all right. I'll just go to the store. 461 00:23:06,577 --> 00:23:08,776 Where did that come from? 462 00:23:10,267 --> 00:23:13,324 Oh. I don't know, but it's awfully cute. 463 00:23:13,406 --> 00:23:16,127 Unbelievable. 464 00:23:17,649 --> 00:23:20,627 Juanita, get your butt down here. 465 00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:22,958 Why are you, uh, calling Juanita? 466 00:23:23,023 --> 00:23:24,948 To find out what McCluskey's sleeping Mexican 467 00:23:25,016 --> 00:23:26,794 is doing in my house. 468 00:23:26,876 --> 00:23:30,308 That's not yours? - No. Why would you think that? 469 00:23:30,404 --> 00:23:34,030 Oh! Uh, I don't know. But, you know, there it is. 470 00:23:34,095 --> 00:23:36,054 It's been sitting on McCluskey's porch for years. 471 00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:38,320 I keep telling her how racist it is. 472 00:23:38,386 --> 00:23:40,877 First the candy bowl and now this? 473 00:23:40,944 --> 00:23:43,330 How many times have I told you not to steal? 474 00:23:43,331 --> 00:23:44,391 I didn't take that. 475 00:23:44,456 --> 00:23:46,949 Juanita, you play with it every time we go by Mrs. McCluskey's. 476 00:23:47,030 --> 00:23:48,940 Now either tell me the truth, 477 00:23:49,023 --> 00:23:51,303 or I'm gonna cancel your birthday party. 478 00:23:51,387 --> 00:23:54,849 I am telling you the truth! - That's it. Party's over! 479 00:23:54,929 --> 00:23:57,615 Gaby! Aren't you being a little harsh? 480 00:23:57,698 --> 00:23:59,656 I mean, perhaps she didn't take it. 481 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:03,120 Well, then how else did it get here? 482 00:24:03,185 --> 00:24:05,694 Maybe she did it. 483 00:24:07,183 --> 00:24:09,918 Juanita! 484 00:24:09,984 --> 00:24:11,568 Whenever my children stole, 485 00:24:11,635 --> 00:24:14,062 I sent them to bed without any supper. 486 00:24:14,127 --> 00:24:16,795 Just a thought. 487 00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:25,004 Orson? 488 00:24:25,068 --> 00:24:27,625 Orson! 489 00:24:27,707 --> 00:24:31,009 Orson! Orson! 490 00:24:31,075 --> 00:24:32,871 Orson! 491 00:24:32,937 --> 00:24:34,587 No! 492 00:24:34,653 --> 00:24:37,356 Hi, Bree! - What were you doing at Bob and Lee's? 493 00:24:37,421 --> 00:24:39,880 Well, they invited me over for coffee. 494 00:24:39,964 --> 00:24:43,426 After I told you to stay out of the neighbors' houses? 495 00:24:43,508 --> 00:24:46,162 You stole again, didn't you? 496 00:24:46,228 --> 00:24:48,331 No. No, I didn't. 497 00:24:48,397 --> 00:24:50,355 What are you hiding behind your back? 498 00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:52,752 Nothing. 499 00:24:52,817 --> 00:24:54,338 It's mine. 500 00:24:54,404 --> 00:24:55,989 You're telling me 501 00:24:56,056 --> 00:25:00,069 you own a mug with a picture of Bernadette Peters in "Gypsy"? 502 00:25:03,957 --> 00:25:06,902 This is quite a résumé you got here. - Oh. 503 00:25:06,968 --> 00:25:08,423 Northwestern, huh? 504 00:25:08,489 --> 00:25:09,897 Yep. Thank you. 505 00:25:09,979 --> 00:25:12,228 So, Lynette... - Mm-hmm? 506 00:25:12,295 --> 00:25:13,749 How old are you? 507 00:25:13,815 --> 00:25:15,676 Um... 508 00:25:15,742 --> 00:25:17,166 Mr. Vivinetto, 509 00:25:17,232 --> 00:25:19,807 I'm not obligated to answer. It's the law. 510 00:25:19,808 --> 00:25:20,645 Right, right. 511 00:25:20,711 --> 00:25:22,863 I was only asking 'cause I-I also went to Northwestern, 512 00:25:22,930 --> 00:25:24,894 and I thought maybe we crossed paths there. 513 00:25:24,895 --> 00:25:25,358 Oh. 514 00:25:25,439 --> 00:25:28,126 What--what year did you graduate? 515 00:25:28,207 --> 00:25:31,168 Well, if I was dumb enough to answer that, 516 00:25:31,235 --> 00:25:33,127 I never would've gotten into Northwestern. 517 00:25:33,193 --> 00:25:36,058 I-I understand, but, uh, I'm gonna be honest here. 518 00:25:36,139 --> 00:25:38,762 We have certain accounts that cater to a specific demographic. 519 00:25:38,844 --> 00:25:42,210 Okay, I'm gonna stop you. What is this obsession with age? 520 00:25:42,275 --> 00:25:44,477 I am a vital woman with passion 521 00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:47,877 and a library of knowledge when it comes to this industry. 522 00:25:47,957 --> 00:25:50,547 Why doesn't at count for something? - What I'm saying is, 523 00:25:50,613 --> 00:25:53,056 we just landed the Cosgrove's Revitalizing Serum account. 524 00:25:53,123 --> 00:25:56,960 It's an antiwrinkle cream, and I need someone more mature 525 00:25:57,042 --> 00:25:59,776 who can identify with the-- - I'm 54. 526 00:26:06,242 --> 00:26:07,875 He didn't even flinch. 527 00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:10,401 I said I was 54, and he bought it. 528 00:26:10,466 --> 00:26:13,411 There was not a "wow, you look great for your age!" 529 00:26:13,478 --> 00:26:15,402 Not even a courtesy gasp. 530 00:26:15,468 --> 00:26:19,108 Look, you got the job. You're making $80,000 a year. 531 00:26:19,175 --> 00:26:21,715 What--what does it matter? 532 00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:25,115 It matters because I'm only 43, and I look like I'm 39. 533 00:26:25,181 --> 00:26:28,693 You're 43? But I'm-- I'm 2 years younger than you, 534 00:26:28,757 --> 00:26:31,201 and I-- - Nobody cares how old you are, Tom. 535 00:26:34,002 --> 00:26:35,717 Hey. 536 00:26:35,782 --> 00:26:38,922 Great news! You got the job! - Yeah! How'd you hear about it? 537 00:26:38,989 --> 00:26:42,359 Hear about it? Honey, I did it. I talked to Carlos. You're in. 538 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:42,841 Oh. Wow. 539 00:26:42,907 --> 00:26:44,456 That job. 540 00:26:44,524 --> 00:26:46,919 Um... I don't know what to say. 541 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,217 Say, "how do I thank you, greatest friend in the world? 542 00:26:49,283 --> 00:26:50,322 What's your birthstone?" 543 00:26:50,323 --> 00:26:52,228 Well, thank you, greatest friend, 544 00:26:52,293 --> 00:26:54,722 but I just accepted another job. 545 00:26:54,787 --> 00:26:57,180 Well, un-accept it. You have to take this job. 546 00:26:57,263 --> 00:27:00,597 It's essential that you be there. - Why? 547 00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:02,864 Because it's a great opportunity. 548 00:27:02,930 --> 00:27:05,826 I'm confused. Before, you didn't even want to talk to him. 549 00:27:05,894 --> 00:27:08,028 You weren't even sure I was good. 550 00:27:08,095 --> 00:27:11,299 Yeah. Yes, and then I went home and thought, 551 00:27:11,366 --> 00:27:14,375 what a horrible thing to say to such a dear, dear friend 552 00:27:14,441 --> 00:27:16,902 who's probably really, really good at her job. 553 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,666 So... 554 00:27:18,732 --> 00:27:21,532 I said, "Carlos, you have to hire Lynette." 555 00:27:21,596 --> 00:27:24,915 I... don't know. 556 00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:30,546 Well, he'd have to match my current offer. 557 00:27:30,612 --> 00:27:33,250 Yeah, okay. What are they paying? 558 00:27:33,316 --> 00:27:34,933 $100,000 a year. 559 00:27:34,999 --> 00:27:37,864 I don't think that'll be a problem. 560 00:27:37,946 --> 00:27:39,789 Oh. 561 00:27:39,855 --> 00:27:42,590 By the way, you're gonna be reporting to this woman Lucy. 562 00:27:42,658 --> 00:27:44,615 She's a real star, 563 00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:46,944 so you're gonna wanna keep an eye on her. 564 00:27:50,053 --> 00:27:53,161 Decaf soy latte-- your favorite. 565 00:27:53,227 --> 00:27:54,846 Thanks. 566 00:27:54,911 --> 00:27:57,859 I was thinking about the other night... - Mm, me, too. 567 00:27:57,924 --> 00:28:00,352 Maybe Friday you could come over to my place, 568 00:28:00,419 --> 00:28:03,089 and we could hang out or... 569 00:28:03,154 --> 00:28:08,154 You know, I-I think you may have gotten the wrong impression. 570 00:28:09,986 --> 00:28:12,671 I'm not... 571 00:28:12,754 --> 00:28:15,116 into women. 572 00:28:15,182 --> 00:28:18,111 Mm-hmm. 573 00:28:18,176 --> 00:28:20,571 Nice boots. 574 00:28:22,565 --> 00:28:25,267 I thought it was gonna rain. 575 00:28:25,333 --> 00:28:27,226 Okay, um... 576 00:28:27,292 --> 00:28:29,363 I'm not gay. 577 00:28:29,429 --> 00:28:32,973 Mm-hmm, then what was all that stuff about the other night? 578 00:28:33,039 --> 00:28:36,309 The--the touching my knee? The "oh, you look so sexy"? 579 00:28:36,375 --> 00:28:38,300 The good night kiss? 580 00:28:38,367 --> 00:28:40,356 Oh, we, that kiss was all you. 581 00:28:40,437 --> 00:28:42,152 Oh, it was? 582 00:28:42,219 --> 00:28:44,190 I seem to remember you being there and not pulling away. 583 00:28:44,191 --> 00:28:44,985 Well, that's because-- 584 00:28:45,049 --> 00:28:47,526 Why didn't you say something then? - Because I-- 585 00:28:47,591 --> 00:28:50,051 Cause you're tired of living a lie. - What? 586 00:28:50,117 --> 00:28:52,852 I was you 20 years ago, Susan. 587 00:28:52,918 --> 00:28:54,534 You're obviously worried 588 00:28:54,618 --> 00:28:57,448 there's a lesbian inside of you trying to get out. 589 00:28:57,516 --> 00:28:59,941 Actually, I'm more worried about the lesbian 590 00:29:00,007 --> 00:29:03,050 that's outside of me trying to get in. 591 00:29:03,117 --> 00:29:07,406 Um, can we just teach the class and talk about this later? 592 00:29:07,472 --> 00:29:10,336 Fine. 593 00:29:12,845 --> 00:29:15,580 Shouldn't you be doing your taxes? 594 00:29:15,646 --> 00:29:17,571 Oh! God, Dave! You scared me. 595 00:29:17,636 --> 00:29:19,595 Oh, sorry about that. - Oh. 596 00:29:19,661 --> 00:29:21,620 What's this I hear about you not going camping? 597 00:29:21,684 --> 00:29:24,113 Oh, well, it is that time of year, 598 00:29:24,177 --> 00:29:27,221 and I got all these receipts to go through. 599 00:29:27,287 --> 00:29:30,265 I gotta say, I'm mighty disappointed. 600 00:29:30,330 --> 00:29:32,255 Please. I'm sure you're relieved 601 00:29:32,321 --> 00:29:34,279 there won't be a girl tagging along 602 00:29:34,344 --> 00:29:35,544 to spoil all your macho fun. 603 00:29:35,545 --> 00:29:37,388 Well, see, now that's where you're wrong. 604 00:29:37,453 --> 00:29:39,411 I mostly saw this trip 605 00:29:39,476 --> 00:29:42,360 As a chance to get to know you better. 606 00:29:42,361 --> 00:29:42,924 Me? Why? 607 00:29:42,990 --> 00:29:45,078 Katherine, the truth is, I don't have a lot of friends. 608 00:29:45,143 --> 00:29:47,911 Maybe that's why Mike's become so important to me. 609 00:29:47,993 --> 00:29:49,900 And ever since you came into his life, 610 00:29:49,984 --> 00:29:51,891 well, I can see the change. 611 00:29:51,973 --> 00:29:54,060 He's so much happier, so much more relaxed. 612 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:56,553 You've given him this sort of inner peace. 613 00:29:58,449 --> 00:30:00,875 I just thought it would be cool 614 00:30:00,940 --> 00:30:04,598 to become buddies with the woman who did that for my friend. 615 00:30:04,664 --> 00:30:07,089 Well, when you put it that way... 616 00:30:07,154 --> 00:30:10,051 So you'll go camping with us? 617 00:30:12,286 --> 00:30:14,211 I'll go start packing my fleece. 618 00:30:14,277 --> 00:30:17,044 Fantastic. 619 00:30:17,109 --> 00:30:19,375 Dave? 620 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:22,986 Do you really think 621 00:30:23,050 --> 00:30:25,785 I've made that much of a difference in Mike's life? 622 00:30:25,852 --> 00:30:26,934 Oh, absolutely. 623 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,234 If he ever lost you... 624 00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:31,289 it would destroy him. 625 00:30:34,059 --> 00:30:36,017 Okay, class, let's see how 626 00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:38,009 our animals of Africa drawings are going. 627 00:30:38,074 --> 00:30:40,923 Oh, Emma, this is beautiful. 628 00:30:40,987 --> 00:30:43,238 Emma drew a gazelle. Isn't she pretty? 629 00:30:43,319 --> 00:30:46,653 Zachary, is that a rhinoceros? 630 00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:51,009 Wow! He looks so big and strong. 631 00:30:51,074 --> 00:30:52,692 I love rhinos. 632 00:30:52,773 --> 00:30:55,670 Do you, Susan? Do you really? 633 00:30:55,737 --> 00:30:56,949 Excuse me? 634 00:30:57,014 --> 00:30:59,718 I'm just saying, if you were on safari 635 00:30:59,782 --> 00:31:02,420 and you saw a sleek gazelle 636 00:31:02,486 --> 00:31:05,837 next to a grunting, sweaty rhino... 637 00:31:09,384 --> 00:31:12,813 Your eye wouldn't go straight to the gazelle? 638 00:31:12,879 --> 00:31:14,675 Uh... 639 00:31:16,603 --> 00:31:21,490 Though I would definitely appreciate the... 640 00:31:21,556 --> 00:31:23,627 beauty of the gazelle, 641 00:31:23,692 --> 00:31:28,886 uh, if I was going to take a trip to Africa... 642 00:31:28,952 --> 00:31:32,366 I would be more excited to see the rhinos. 643 00:31:32,433 --> 00:31:34,115 I like rhinos, too. 644 00:31:34,213 --> 00:31:35,766 Yes, we know, Jeffrey. 645 00:31:35,833 --> 00:31:38,129 We've all seen you playing hopscotch at recess. 646 00:31:38,212 --> 00:31:40,363 Are you gonna tell me 647 00:31:40,429 --> 00:31:42,353 that you've never had any experience with gazelles? 648 00:31:42,420 --> 00:31:44,717 Not even in college? 649 00:31:44,781 --> 00:31:46,093 No. 650 00:31:46,175 --> 00:31:49,282 And... I was on on the softball team. 651 00:31:51,306 --> 00:31:54,269 Look, Susan, why don't you just say it? 652 00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:57,247 This particular gazelle 653 00:31:57,313 --> 00:31:59,238 isn't young enough for you, 654 00:31:59,303 --> 00:32:01,729 and you don't want to hurt my feelings. 655 00:32:01,795 --> 00:32:05,370 That is not true, and I think we are dangerously close 656 00:32:05,436 --> 00:32:07,538 to no longer speaking in metaphor. 657 00:32:07,605 --> 00:32:10,032 Well, then why were you so interested in me 658 00:32:10,098 --> 00:32:11,586 in the first place? 659 00:32:11,652 --> 00:32:14,080 Why did you ask me to your house? 660 00:32:14,145 --> 00:32:17,187 Because I wanted you to give me a good evaluation. 661 00:32:19,894 --> 00:32:21,171 I see. 662 00:32:27,889 --> 00:32:30,056 It was nice knowing you, Miss Susan. 663 00:32:33,955 --> 00:32:37,204 The problem--how to attract high net worth clients 664 00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:38,823 in a down economy. 665 00:32:38,889 --> 00:32:40,475 The solution? Be creative. 666 00:32:40,540 --> 00:32:42,902 Christie's is hosting its first ever "sea auction" 667 00:32:42,968 --> 00:32:44,926 on a yacht in St. Barths. 668 00:32:44,993 --> 00:32:48,342 I see a boat full of millionaires 669 00:32:48,410 --> 00:32:50,268 waiting to be wooed. 670 00:32:52,019 --> 00:32:53,442 This is not a bad idea. 671 00:32:53,507 --> 00:32:56,001 Besides, I haven't been to St. Barths 672 00:32:56,066 --> 00:32:58,364 since you took me there to celebrate my first promotion. 673 00:32:58,430 --> 00:33:00,793 That was a fun weekend. 674 00:33:00,875 --> 00:33:02,055 Yeah. 675 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,046 Let's do it. - Yep. 676 00:33:04,112 --> 00:33:07,850 I gotta take this. I'll be right back. - Okay. 677 00:33:07,917 --> 00:33:09,275 Okay. 678 00:33:11,462 --> 00:33:16,464 Not to pry, but when you said Carlos took you to St. Barths... 679 00:33:16,530 --> 00:33:20,221 Oh, yeah, we lived together for a while back in the day. 680 00:33:20,286 --> 00:33:23,118 Oh! Gaby didn't mention that. 681 00:33:23,184 --> 00:33:25,110 See, that is what I love about her. 682 00:33:25,175 --> 00:33:27,133 Most women would freak out 683 00:33:27,199 --> 00:33:29,660 if their husband hired an ex-girlfriend 684 00:33:29,740 --> 00:33:32,071 and they were working together unchaperoned. 685 00:33:32,136 --> 00:33:35,100 But she's got the confidence to just be cool with it. 686 00:33:35,163 --> 00:33:39,485 Yeah. Yeah, that Gaby's a real class act. 687 00:33:53,229 --> 00:33:55,592 Jessie, I-I am so sorry. 688 00:33:55,658 --> 00:33:58,977 Why? You were just being honest. 689 00:33:59,041 --> 00:34:01,532 Still, uh... 690 00:34:01,599 --> 00:34:04,027 I never meant to lead you on. 691 00:34:04,108 --> 00:34:07,134 Uh-huh. Well, I was planning on giving you 692 00:34:07,201 --> 00:34:08,657 a good evaluation anyway, 693 00:34:08,723 --> 00:34:12,379 so... everything's fine. 694 00:34:12,446 --> 00:34:14,697 Look, I need this job. 695 00:34:14,778 --> 00:34:16,737 But even if I didn't, 696 00:34:16,801 --> 00:34:18,727 I would still like you as a person. 697 00:34:18,792 --> 00:34:21,415 Please, stop. I don't need your pity. 698 00:34:21,497 --> 00:34:24,392 You know, I don't get why people say that. 699 00:34:24,458 --> 00:34:26,354 I-I love pity. 700 00:34:26,418 --> 00:34:29,932 Pity means someone is trying to understand 701 00:34:29,997 --> 00:34:31,958 what you're going through, 702 00:34:32,025 --> 00:34:35,568 that they sympathize, and I do. 703 00:34:35,635 --> 00:34:37,965 Susan... 704 00:34:38,032 --> 00:34:41,981 I'm someone who never went out and looked for love. 705 00:34:42,062 --> 00:34:45,461 Assumed it would find me. But it didn't. 706 00:34:45,526 --> 00:34:48,098 And now I'm making a fool of myself... 707 00:34:48,165 --> 00:34:51,870 throwing myself at straight women, 708 00:34:51,953 --> 00:34:54,348 because I'm so afraid of being alone. 709 00:34:54,414 --> 00:34:57,374 Now how can you possibly understand that? 710 00:34:57,457 --> 00:35:00,321 Well, here's how. Um, I... 711 00:35:00,387 --> 00:35:02,781 I've spent my whole life putting myself out there, 712 00:35:02,846 --> 00:35:05,713 and, um, I'm still... 713 00:35:05,794 --> 00:35:07,347 today, alone. 714 00:35:07,413 --> 00:35:09,062 Just like you. 715 00:35:11,621 --> 00:35:13,206 It's not the same. 716 00:35:13,288 --> 00:35:15,244 Well, okay, it's not, 717 00:35:15,310 --> 00:35:19,387 because I'm alone but I'm not lonely 'cause I have friends. 718 00:35:19,454 --> 00:35:23,953 Love doesn't happen for everyone. 719 00:35:24,018 --> 00:35:26,575 You know what? 720 00:35:26,641 --> 00:35:29,780 I don't even know if it's gonna happen for me anymore. 721 00:35:29,862 --> 00:35:33,196 But my friends are there for me no matter what, 722 00:35:33,262 --> 00:35:35,495 and that helps. 723 00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,986 So at the very least, 724 00:35:38,020 --> 00:35:41,063 you know, let me be there for you... 725 00:35:41,128 --> 00:35:43,053 as a friend. 726 00:35:43,118 --> 00:35:45,983 That'd be nice. 727 00:35:47,977 --> 00:35:49,642 Do your friends hug? 728 00:35:55,617 --> 00:35:57,735 What's that in the garbage can? 729 00:35:57,802 --> 00:35:59,970 My boots. 730 00:36:01,994 --> 00:36:04,291 Hey! 731 00:36:04,357 --> 00:36:06,282 What are you doing here? 732 00:36:06,349 --> 00:36:09,990 I just wanted to see how your first day went. 733 00:36:10,055 --> 00:36:12,484 Sit. Take a load off. Spill it. 734 00:36:12,565 --> 00:36:14,522 Oh, that is so thoughtful of you. 735 00:36:14,588 --> 00:36:17,080 You're such a good friend. - Oh, well, you know me. 736 00:36:17,145 --> 00:36:18,762 Yeah, I do. 737 00:36:18,845 --> 00:36:21,774 So did you get a good office? Were the people nice? 738 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,200 Oh, what about Lucy? Do you like her? 739 00:36:24,268 --> 00:36:27,988 Actually... I am kinda tired. 740 00:36:28,054 --> 00:36:31,130 I think I'm going to head inside. 741 00:36:31,194 --> 00:36:32,812 Ooh! What's going on? 742 00:36:32,879 --> 00:36:35,304 I mentioned Lucy, and you get all weird. 743 00:36:35,371 --> 00:36:37,765 Is something going on with her... and Carlos? 744 00:36:37,847 --> 00:36:39,755 What? No. 745 00:36:39,837 --> 00:36:41,990 I'm sure she's just affectionate. 746 00:36:42,053 --> 00:36:45,291 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean by affectionate? 747 00:36:45,373 --> 00:36:46,992 Well, it's probably nothing. 748 00:36:47,055 --> 00:36:49,483 But when Carlos works on his computer at home, 749 00:36:49,550 --> 00:36:51,976 does he take his shirt off there, too? 750 00:36:52,059 --> 00:36:55,555 That son of a-- I'm gonna kill him! 751 00:36:55,636 --> 00:36:58,470 No, you won't get the chance 'cause I'm gonna kill you first. 752 00:36:58,536 --> 00:37:00,088 Huh? 753 00:37:00,153 --> 00:37:03,051 The houselights are up, Gaby. You can drop the act. 754 00:37:03,133 --> 00:37:06,191 You only helped me get this job because you needed a spy. 755 00:37:06,271 --> 00:37:08,586 How dare you! 756 00:37:08,669 --> 00:37:10,351 And, yes, I did! 757 00:37:10,416 --> 00:37:11,533 Gaby! 758 00:37:11,599 --> 00:37:14,025 You needed a job. I did you a favor. 759 00:37:14,092 --> 00:37:16,390 And then I brought you hot cocoa. 760 00:37:16,455 --> 00:37:18,347 Why don't you ever thank me? - Because you used me! 761 00:37:18,414 --> 00:37:21,154 At least when I asked you for a favor, I was up-front. 762 00:37:21,155 --> 00:37:22,200 Oh, were you, 763 00:37:22,265 --> 00:37:24,224 Miss "they offered me $100,000 a year"? 764 00:37:24,287 --> 00:37:26,180 Oh, you found out about that? 765 00:37:26,247 --> 00:37:29,190 Honey, I've played poker with you for the past nine years. 766 00:37:29,257 --> 00:37:31,407 I think I can tell when you're bluffing. 767 00:37:31,474 --> 00:37:34,014 Okay, it's true. I used you to get more money, 768 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:37,866 but you used me first. - Fine. We're a couple of users. 769 00:37:42,075 --> 00:37:44,582 The big question is, are we still friends? 770 00:37:48,323 --> 00:37:50,281 Do I still get my salary? 771 00:37:50,347 --> 00:37:52,110 Will you still be my spy? 772 00:38:02,764 --> 00:38:05,839 Dave, I'm curious about something. 773 00:38:05,904 --> 00:38:07,733 What about? 774 00:38:07,799 --> 00:38:10,257 Well, how do you feel about kids? 775 00:38:11,749 --> 00:38:13,026 Kids? 776 00:38:13,092 --> 00:38:15,697 Yeah. Haven't you ever wanted one? 777 00:38:15,764 --> 00:38:20,326 Is this your coy way of telling me you want a child? 778 00:38:20,392 --> 00:38:22,819 Maybe. I hardly get to see Travers anymore 779 00:38:22,885 --> 00:38:26,170 Now that he's off at prep school. 780 00:38:26,236 --> 00:38:28,662 And I always wanted a girl. 781 00:38:28,727 --> 00:38:30,653 Doesn't that sound like heaven? 782 00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:32,643 A beautiful little girl 783 00:38:32,709 --> 00:38:36,966 with blonde curls. 784 00:38:41,516 --> 00:38:46,016 I had this... friend 785 00:38:46,081 --> 00:38:49,932 who had a little girl. 786 00:38:49,998 --> 00:38:53,734 From the moment she was born, 787 00:38:53,818 --> 00:38:55,969 she was his whole life. 788 00:38:58,804 --> 00:39:02,041 Unfortunately, she was in an accident.. 789 00:39:02,123 --> 00:39:03,594 and died. 790 00:39:05,893 --> 00:39:08,322 He told me that when that happened, 791 00:39:08,388 --> 00:39:10,314 a part of him died, too. 792 00:39:10,379 --> 00:39:12,821 He spent the rest of his life 793 00:39:12,887 --> 00:39:15,105 in a kind of... daze, 794 00:39:15,187 --> 00:39:16,596 always... 795 00:39:16,660 --> 00:39:20,918 wondering exactly how old she would've been, 796 00:39:20,983 --> 00:39:22,974 what she would've looked like. 797 00:39:27,669 --> 00:39:29,725 No. 798 00:39:29,807 --> 00:39:33,238 I don't think I'd want a child. 799 00:39:33,304 --> 00:39:35,294 It's just not worth it. 800 00:39:41,917 --> 00:39:43,503 You okay, babe? 801 00:39:43,569 --> 00:39:44,863 Yeah. 802 00:39:44,927 --> 00:39:46,512 I... 803 00:39:46,578 --> 00:39:49,216 I'm just sad for your friend. 804 00:39:51,402 --> 00:39:53,199 Yeah. 805 00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:55,903 I had hoped that this compulsion to steal 806 00:39:55,968 --> 00:39:57,926 was something we could solve privately, 807 00:39:57,993 --> 00:40:00,177 but Orson seems unable-- 808 00:40:00,258 --> 00:40:03,122 or unwilling-- 809 00:40:03,188 --> 00:40:05,113 to control himself. 810 00:40:05,180 --> 00:40:09,000 Is that true, Orson? Are you unable to control yourself? 811 00:40:09,065 --> 00:40:12,333 You'll see when he leaves, and your lamp is missing. 812 00:40:12,399 --> 00:40:15,654 So... how do you want to proceed? 813 00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:19,053 Would you like to begin with some couples counseling? 814 00:40:19,119 --> 00:40:21,788 This isn't my problem, Dr. Bernstein. 815 00:40:21,854 --> 00:40:25,058 He's the sick one. 816 00:40:25,140 --> 00:40:27,503 Fix him. 817 00:40:33,509 --> 00:40:36,777 You know why she's so angry? 818 00:40:38,576 --> 00:40:44,110 Because this is something she can't control, 819 00:40:44,176 --> 00:40:45,988 and I love it. 820 00:40:49,746 --> 00:40:52,205 Now there's no phone in the cabin, 821 00:40:52,238 --> 00:40:55,589 but if it's an emergency, you can reach me on my cell. 822 00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:57,742 You just be careful out there. 823 00:40:59,946 --> 00:41:02,747 I don't know what I'd do without you. 824 00:41:05,710 --> 00:41:07,976 Bye. 825 00:41:12,865 --> 00:41:15,502 Here's the article that lady was looking for. 826 00:41:15,567 --> 00:41:17,492 You want me to fax it? 827 00:41:17,558 --> 00:41:20,598 Ah, take your time. She's a pain in the ass. 828 00:41:20,665 --> 00:41:22,654 She's pretty hot, though. 829 00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:24,612 How does that help me? 830 00:41:24,677 --> 00:41:27,217 She can wait until tomorrow. - All right. 831 00:41:33,046 --> 00:41:36,397 You can find them almost anywhere-- 832 00:41:36,463 --> 00:41:39,408 friendly people with hidden agendas-- 833 00:41:39,474 --> 00:41:42,306 The woman who uses her neighbor 834 00:41:42,371 --> 00:41:44,574 to get herself a job... 835 00:41:46,858 --> 00:41:49,303 The wife who uses her influence 836 00:41:49,369 --> 00:41:52,444 to hire a friendly spy... 837 00:41:54,630 --> 00:41:57,156 The husband who uses his charm 838 00:41:57,238 --> 00:42:00,505 to steal from his friends... 839 00:42:00,572 --> 00:42:05,297 and you can be sure the friendliest people of all 840 00:42:05,363 --> 00:42:10,590 have agendas that won't ever be discovered... 841 00:42:10,673 --> 00:42:12,144 Not until... 842 00:42:12,226 --> 00:42:14,249 it's too late. 843 00:42:15,250 --> 00:42:16,250 Subtitles by LeapinLar 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net