1 00:00:05,446 --> 00:00:06,949 åá ÓÊÔÑÈ Ôí ¿ 2 00:00:06,950 --> 00:00:10,002 åäÇß ÔíÆÇä áÇ ÇÏÞÚ ÚáíåãÇ ÇßËÑ ãä 5 ÏæáÇÑÇÊ... 3 00:00:10,003 --> 00:00:12,635 åÏÇíÇ ÚíÏ ÇáãíáÇÏ æÝäÌÇä ÞåæÉ. 4 00:00:13,276 --> 00:00:16,376 æãÚ Ðáß ¡ ÚäÏãÇ ßäÊ Ýí ÇáÊÇÓÚÉ ¡ ÍÕáÊ áí ÝäÌÇäÇ ãä ÇáÞåæÉ 5 00:00:16,377 --> 00:00:17,969 áÚíÏ ÇáãíáÇÏ. 6 00:00:17,970 --> 00:00:20,101 ÇäÊ ÊÚÑÝ ãÇ ÍÕáÊ Úáíå Ýí ÚíÏ ÇáãíáÇÏ ÚäÏãÇ ßäÊ Ýí ÇáÊÇÓÚÉ? 7 00:00:20,102 --> 00:00:21,913 ÇáßÒÇÒ (ßÒÇÒ ÏÇÁ ãÑÖí). 8 00:00:26,118 --> 00:00:28,066 ÃÚÊÞÏ Ãä Êáß ÇáÝÊÇÉ ÊÈÊÓã Ýí æÌåí 9 00:00:28,067 --> 00:00:30,029 ÍÓäÇ ÊæÞÝ Úä ÇáäÙÑ ÇáíåÇ ãËá ãÇ ÊÝÚá. 10 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,522 ÚÕÇ áåÇ Ýí ÍÝÑÉ Ýí ÇáØÇÈÞ ÇáÓÝáí ÇáÎÇÕ Èß 11 00:00:31,523 --> 00:00:33,250 æÇÓÃáåÇ ááÎÑæÌ ãÚß . 12 00:00:34,540 --> 00:00:35,214 áÇ. 13 00:00:35,215 --> 00:00:36,802 ÇäÇ áÓÊ Ýí ÔÚæÑ ÇÝÖá åÐå ÇáÇíÇã .ÇÈí. 14 00:00:36,803 --> 00:00:38,410 ÇäÇ áÇ ÇÑÛÈ ÇáÍÕæá Úáì ÇáÑÝÖ 15 00:00:38,411 --> 00:00:41,198 åäÑí ÇÓãÍ ááäÓÇÁ ãÚÑÝÉ áãÇÐÇ áä íäÇãä ãÚß . 16 00:00:41,199 --> 00:00:43,287 áÇ íãßäß Ãä ÊÝÚá Ðáß ÈÇáäÓÈÉ áåã. 17 00:00:45,458 --> 00:00:47,833 åÐÇ ÊÍÝíÒ ÛÑíÈ. 18 00:00:47,834 --> 00:00:49,429 ÔßÑÇ áß. 19 00:00:51,255 --> 00:00:53,677 ãÑÍÈÇ åá ÇÓÊØíÚ ãÓÇÚÏÊß? 20 00:00:53,678 --> 00:00:57,757 äÚã . Çãã..åá ÇÓÊØíÚ ÇáÍÕæá Úáì ãÝÊÇÍ ÇáÍãÇã? 21 00:00:57,758 --> 00:01:01,036 Çæ, äÚã ÊÝÖá . 22 00:01:01,927 --> 00:01:03,601 ÔßÑÇ áß. 23 00:01:05,241 --> 00:01:06,740 äÚã... 24 00:01:07,508 --> 00:01:09,832 ÇáÍãÇã åäÇß. äÚã ¡ åæ. 25 00:01:09,833 --> 00:01:11,333 Çã. Îãäí ãÇÐÇ 26 00:01:11,334 --> 00:01:15,836 Ãå ÇäÐÇÑ ßÇÐÈ. áíÓ áÏí ÇáÑÛÈÉ ááÐåÇÈ ÇÈÏÇÇ. 27 00:01:15,837 --> 00:01:16,747 ÇäÊ ÊÚÑÝíä Çäå íÍÏË ßá ÇáæÞÊ ? 28 00:01:16,748 --> 00:01:17,524 ÇäåÇ ãËá .ÊÑÛÈíä ááÐåÇÈ ááÍãÇã 29 00:01:17,525 --> 00:01:19,795 æãä Ëã áã íßä áÏíß ÇáÑÛÈÉ ááÐåÇÈ Çáì ÇáÍãÇã. 30 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,274 ÊÝÖáí .ÍÓäÇ. 31 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:28,404 Çí ÔíÁ ÂÎÑ? 32 00:01:29,079 --> 00:01:30,612 Âå .. áÇ. 33 00:01:30,613 --> 00:01:32,466 ÃäÇ ãÌÑÏ ,.áÚÈ ãÑÉ ÃÎÑì Ýí ÑÃÓí 34 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,086 ßá ÇáÃÔíÇÁ ÇáÊí ÎÑÌÊ ,. ÈÇáÎØà 35 00:01:34,087 --> 00:01:35,974 ÚäÏãÇ ßäÊ ÇÍÇæá Çä ÇÓÃáß ááÎÑæÌ 36 00:01:35,975 --> 00:01:38,635 Ãæå. åÐÇ ãÇ åæ åÐÇ. 37 00:01:38,636 --> 00:01:40,327 äÚã ¡ ßãÇ ÊÚáãíä ¡ ÇáÞÏíã.. 38 00:01:40,328 --> 00:01:42,290 ãÝÊÇÍ ÇáÍãÇã åæ ÎÏÚÉ . 39 00:01:44,113 --> 00:01:45,165 ÇäÇ Çíãí . 40 00:01:45,166 --> 00:01:46,672 ÇäÇ åäÑí . 41 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:48,655 ãÇ ÇáÐí ÃÎÐ æÞÊÇ ØæíáÇ? 42 00:01:48,656 --> 00:01:51,311 ßäÊ ÞÏ ÊÒæÌÊ æØáÞÊ ÇáÂä. 43 00:01:52,220 --> 00:01:54,000 ãä åÐÇ? 44 00:01:54,001 --> 00:01:55,510 åÐÇ ÇÈí. 45 00:01:55,511 --> 00:01:56,646 ÇÊãäí áæÇäå ÖÛØ Úáì ÇáÒäÇÏ 46 00:01:56,647 --> 00:01:58,164 íæ ÇÓ Çíå ÊæÏÇí. (ÇãÑíßÇ Çáíæã ) 47 00:01:58,165 --> 00:01:59,719 ÇäåÇ ãËá ÔÎÕ ÞÏã ãÑÈÚ ãä ÇáØÈÇÔíÑ Çáãáæä 48 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:00,690 Åáì ÍÒãÉ ãä ÇáÞÑæÏ. 49 00:02:00,691 --> 00:02:02,409 åÐÇ ãÇ ÌÇÁ ãÚå. 50 00:02:06,786 --> 00:02:08,553 Êáß ÇáÝÊÇÉ ãËíÑå ÈÔßá áÇ íÕÏÞ? 51 00:02:08,554 --> 00:02:10,460 ÇäåÇ ÓæÝ ÊÎÑÌ ãÚí. ÚÙíãÇ . 52 00:02:10,461 --> 00:02:13,049 ãÇÐÇ ßÇäÊ ÊÍÊÇÌ¿ æÇáßáì Ãæ Úáì ÇáÈØÇÞÉ ÇáÎÖÑÇÁ? 53 00:02:13,668 --> 00:02:14,931 áÇ åÐÇ æáÇ ÐÇß. 54 00:02:14,932 --> 00:02:15,937 ßá ãÇ ßÇä Úáí ÇáÞíÇã Èå æÚÏåÇ 55 00:02:15,938 --> 00:02:17,860 ÈÃä ÊÎÑÌ ãÚ ÚãÊåÇ Ýí ãæÚÏ ãÒÏæÌ. 56 00:02:17,861 --> 00:02:19,100 ãÇÐÇ? 57 00:02:19,101 --> 00:02:21,320 ÃäÇ áã ÃØáÈ Ðáß. æáã Ãßä ÃÑíÏ . 58 00:02:21,603 --> 00:02:23,228 ÚíÏ ãíáÇÏ ãÌíÏ !! 59 00:02:41,352 --> 00:02:43,249 íÇ ÇÈí ÇäÇ ÊÞÑíÈÇ ãÓÊÚÏ ááÐåÇÈ? 60 00:02:43,634 --> 00:02:44,448 äÚã ãÇÐÇ ? 61 00:02:44,449 --> 00:02:46,719 ÇÚÊÞÏÊ ÇääÇ ÐÇåÈæä ááÎÑæÌ áãÇÐÇ áã ÊáÈÓ ? 62 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:47,622 ãÇ ÇáÎØà ÈÇáÐí ÇáÈÓå ? 63 00:02:47,623 --> 00:02:48,810 áÇ ÔíÁ åá ÓÊÞæÏ Çáí ÚäÇß .¿ 64 00:02:48,811 --> 00:02:51,225 Ýí ÑÇÝÚÉ ÔæßíÉ Ãæ ãÚ ÓíÇÑÊí? 65 00:02:52,564 --> 00:02:54,662 åÐÇ åæ ÇááÈÇÓ Ýí ÚãÑí. 66 00:02:54,663 --> 00:02:55,876 æãäÐ ãÊì ÊÑÊÏí ÓÊÑÉ ÕíÏ 67 00:02:55,877 --> 00:02:57,485 ÚÏäí ãÊÃäÞ ? 68 00:02:57,486 --> 00:02:59,751 ÍÓäÇ Çä ÓÊÑÉ ÇáÕíÏ ÇáãÊÃäÞÉ. 69 00:03:00,359 --> 00:03:01,469 ÍÓäÇ ¡ ÝÞØ áßí ÊÚÑÝ, 70 00:03:01,470 --> 00:03:02,671 ÇäÇ ÇÝÚá Ðáß áÇÌáß 71 00:03:02,672 --> 00:03:04,775 ÇäÇ áÇ ÇÐåÈ ÇáÇ ÇáãæÇÚíÏ ÇáÚãíÇÁ. 72 00:03:04,776 --> 00:03:08,667 ÇäÇ áÓÊ ßÜ ÇáÇã ÇáÚÒÈÇÁ ÊÈÍË ááÍÕæá Úáì ÚæÏÉ ÇáÎÏæÏ . 73 00:03:09,573 --> 00:03:11,705 åá ÊÏÑí íÇ ÇÈí ÇÍÊãÇá Çä ÊÚÌÈß. 74 00:03:11,706 --> 00:03:13,418 Çíãí ÞÇáÊ áí Çä ÚãÊåÇ ßÇäÊ Ýí ÇáÈÍÑíÉ. 75 00:03:13,419 --> 00:03:16,052 Çæå ÚÙíã ÇãÑÃå ßÈíÑå ÇäÖãÊ Çáì ÇáÈÍÑíÉ . 76 00:03:16,769 --> 00:03:18,161 Þá áí ÇäåÇ áÚÈÊ ÇáßÑå ÇáäÇÚãÉ Ýí ÇáÌÇãÚÉ. 77 00:03:18,162 --> 00:03:20,493 ÞÏ íßæä áÏíß ÒæÌÉ ÇÈ ÌÏíÏÉ. 78 00:03:20,892 --> 00:03:22,539 ÇÓãÚ .ÇáÐåÇÈ Çáì ãæÚÏ ãÒÏæÌ ãÚ ÇÈí 79 00:03:22,540 --> 00:03:24,068 áíÓÊ ÝßÑÊí Úä ÇáßãÇá ãÓÇÁ ÇíÖÇ. 80 00:03:24,069 --> 00:03:25,802 ÍÓäÇ . ÇÐÇ áãÇÐÇ áÇ äÝÚá Ðáß . 81 00:03:25,803 --> 00:03:29,089 Let me get out of these uncomfortable clothes 82 00:03:29,090 --> 00:03:31,299 and... and... and relax! 83 00:03:35,346 --> 00:03:37,912 Now. 84 00:03:37,913 --> 00:03:40,356 That's comfortable. 85 00:03:42,425 --> 00:03:43,740 Dad, you have to come. 86 00:03:43,741 --> 00:03:45,833 I promised Amy you'd be there for her aunt. 87 00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:48,037 Promises are like children. 88 00:03:48,038 --> 00:03:50,867 Fun making them. Regret keeping them. 89 00:03:55,072 --> 00:03:57,200 This is important for me. 90 00:03:57,201 --> 00:03:58,393 I'm not sure if you realize this, 91 00:03:58,394 --> 00:04:00,639 but things have been a little slow for me on the dating front 92 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:04,115 since I moved in with Andy Rooney over here. 93 00:04:04,116 --> 00:04:07,293 How dare you compare me to that smug bastard. 94 00:04:07,294 --> 00:04:09,377 Dad, I really want to go out with this girl. 95 00:04:09,378 --> 00:04:10,941 And she's beautiful. 96 00:04:10,942 --> 00:04:12,976 She's into me. 97 00:04:14,077 --> 00:04:16,227 Will you help me out or not? 98 00:04:16,859 --> 00:04:18,433 - Fine. - All right. 99 00:04:18,434 --> 00:04:19,377 I'll give it the half an hour. 100 00:04:19,378 --> 00:04:21,711 If I don't like her, I'm getting the hell out of there. 101 00:04:23,071 --> 00:04:25,178 Well, that would be the charming thing to do 102 00:04:25,179 --> 00:04:27,429 or we can come up with a code. 103 00:04:27,430 --> 00:04:29,054 That way, if you don't like her, no one gets embarrassed. 104 00:04:29,055 --> 00:04:30,956 That's a great idea. Here's the code. 105 00:04:30,957 --> 00:04:32,332 I get up, I say, "I don't like her," 106 00:04:32,333 --> 00:04:33,990 and I get the hell out of there. 107 00:04:34,517 --> 00:04:38,121 No, something clever... Like the weather. 108 00:04:38,122 --> 00:04:39,419 How about this? If you like her, 109 00:04:39,420 --> 00:04:41,535 you say, "the weather's good." 110 00:04:41,536 --> 00:04:43,154 If not, it's bad. 111 00:04:43,155 --> 00:04:46,519 Son, I've been dating since chlamydia was a first name. 112 00:04:48,564 --> 00:04:50,512 I don't need some stupid code. 113 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:53,908 H-e-e-e-e-ere's Bonnie! 114 00:04:55,270 --> 00:04:58,212 I promise you that was more awkward at the grocery store. 115 00:04:59,908 --> 00:05:01,688 What do you guys need? We're on our way out. 116 00:05:01,689 --> 00:05:03,993 Oh, we came by to pick up some baby pictures of Vince. 117 00:05:03,994 --> 00:05:05,418 Yeah, Bonnie wants to hang some up in the house, 118 00:05:05,419 --> 00:05:06,389 you know, so when people come in, 119 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:07,520 they can see what I used to look like 120 00:05:07,521 --> 00:05:10,728 when I only had a few hairs on my head and those chubby cheeks. 121 00:05:13,775 --> 00:05:16,052 So, pop, why you all dressed up? 122 00:05:17,509 --> 00:05:20,378 Yeah, I haven't seen you in that vest since our wedding. 123 00:05:21,163 --> 00:05:22,651 Henry can't get laid by himself, 124 00:05:22,652 --> 00:05:25,486 so he's dragging me along on a double date. 125 00:05:26,312 --> 00:05:28,739 I get laid by myself all the time. 126 00:05:30,757 --> 00:05:32,649 Let it go. 127 00:05:33,015 --> 00:05:34,362 So, Ed, you have a date, huh? 128 00:05:34,363 --> 00:05:36,467 Who's the lucky... 129 00:05:36,468 --> 00:05:38,516 who's the lady? 130 00:05:39,193 --> 00:05:43,248 Some barnacle-encrusted old sea hag that Henry dredged up. 131 00:05:43,249 --> 00:05:44,602 Hopefully she'll have an eye patch, 132 00:05:44,603 --> 00:05:46,627 so she's only half disappointed. 133 00:05:53,711 --> 00:05:55,175 Why'd you pick this place? 134 00:05:55,176 --> 00:05:57,718 It smells like a Cambodian whorehouse. 135 00:05:58,310 --> 00:06:00,086 Dad, could we tone it down tonight? 136 00:06:00,087 --> 00:06:03,884 Let's not mention whores or Cambodia. 137 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:06,088 Take away all my icebreakers. 138 00:06:06,983 --> 00:06:09,146 - Gentlemen, what can I get you? - Coffee. 139 00:06:09,147 --> 00:06:10,520 I'll have a vodka tonic. 140 00:06:10,521 --> 00:06:12,131 Oh, you want a little umbrella 141 00:06:12,132 --> 00:06:14,300 and an Oprah magazine with that? 142 00:06:14,686 --> 00:06:17,682 I don't even drink booze and I drink harder stuff than that. 143 00:06:17,683 --> 00:06:18,869 It's not girly. 144 00:06:18,870 --> 00:06:20,312 It's a vodka tonic. 145 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:22,953 If I can get a splash of cranberry in that, that'd be thumbs-up. 146 00:06:24,555 --> 00:06:25,912 There they are. Amy. 147 00:06:25,913 --> 00:06:28,572 Ooh, hey. Not bad. 148 00:06:28,573 --> 00:06:31,373 Sturdy gait. Got both eyes. 149 00:06:31,685 --> 00:06:34,233 I may stick this out through coffee. 150 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:35,898 Sorry we're late. 151 00:06:35,899 --> 00:06:38,744 This one drives like a Vietcong motorcycle messenger. 152 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:42,703 I love a good v.C. Joke. 153 00:06:43,514 --> 00:06:44,683 Marla Brooks. 154 00:06:44,684 --> 00:06:46,239 Ed Goodson. 155 00:06:46,705 --> 00:06:49,215 Coffee and a vodka tonic. 156 00:06:49,216 --> 00:06:50,095 Vodka tonic? 157 00:06:50,096 --> 00:06:53,082 Oh, is that what they served at the sorority house? 158 00:06:55,591 --> 00:06:57,622 It's a vodka and tonic water. 159 00:06:57,623 --> 00:06:59,015 It's a perfectly manly beverage. 160 00:06:59,016 --> 00:07:01,680 You forgot my splash of cranberry in my drink. 161 00:07:02,050 --> 00:07:03,898 I'd apologize for her, but that's probably 162 00:07:03,899 --> 00:07:06,010 the nicest thing she's gonna say all night. 163 00:07:06,011 --> 00:07:07,400 I'm used to it. 164 00:07:07,401 --> 00:07:10,668 My dad usually refers to my t-shirts as camisoles. 165 00:07:10,882 --> 00:07:11,990 Ha! 166 00:07:11,991 --> 00:07:13,585 Oh, my God. 167 00:07:13,586 --> 00:07:14,884 That's quite a laugh. 168 00:07:14,885 --> 00:07:17,915 Yeah, short, loud, and reeks of bourbon. 169 00:07:17,916 --> 00:07:20,337 Just like my ex-husband. 170 00:07:20,338 --> 00:07:23,387 Except my laugh didn't bang the housekeeper. 171 00:07:26,032 --> 00:07:30,209 I love a good housekeeper-banging joke too. 172 00:07:31,864 --> 00:07:34,733 Well, I think what you're wearing is really cute. 173 00:07:34,734 --> 00:07:36,092 Thank you, Amy. 174 00:07:36,093 --> 00:07:39,062 I actually have a camisole like that. 175 00:07:40,714 --> 00:07:42,004 Why do you think it's funny when she says it? 176 00:07:42,005 --> 00:07:43,488 Look at her. 177 00:07:45,735 --> 00:07:47,787 So Henry tells me you were in the Navy. 178 00:07:47,788 --> 00:07:49,423 I was in the Navy too. 179 00:07:49,424 --> 00:07:51,274 U.S.S. Glavin. What about you? 180 00:07:51,275 --> 00:07:52,627 Oh, U.S.S. Ingram. 181 00:07:52,628 --> 00:07:53,910 Ingram? 182 00:07:53,911 --> 00:07:55,717 Didn't know it was big enough to count as a ship. 183 00:07:55,718 --> 00:07:57,034 What'd the Navy do? 184 00:07:57,035 --> 00:07:59,325 Shake it out of a cereal box? 185 00:08:00,541 --> 00:08:02,540 I heard the Glavin was so slow 186 00:08:02,541 --> 00:08:04,278 that the Vietnamese used to call it, 187 00:08:04,279 --> 00:08:07,822 "oc noi trong bien khoi." 188 00:08:09,556 --> 00:08:11,742 You got a mouth on you. 189 00:08:12,329 --> 00:08:15,521 Yeah, play your cards right and it'll be on you. 190 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:20,600 I like him. - I like her. 191 00:08:24,350 --> 00:08:26,225 Have you seen any baby pictures of me smiling yet? 192 00:08:26,226 --> 00:08:27,574 Nope. Still looking. 193 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:30,001 Oh, but here's a great picture of your dad and Dom Deluise. 194 00:08:30,002 --> 00:08:31,864 Oh, no, that's my grandmother. 195 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:36,736 Don't worry. I take after my other grandmother. 196 00:08:41,768 --> 00:08:43,595 Okay. 197 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:44,674 This is unbelievable. 198 00:08:44,675 --> 00:08:46,736 There's not one baby picture of me smiling. 199 00:08:46,737 --> 00:08:49,405 You know, we can't hang pictures of a sad baby. 200 00:08:49,406 --> 00:08:52,190 Oh, here's a neat picture of your dad and Don Rickles. 201 00:08:52,191 --> 00:08:53,101 No, that's my other grandmother. 202 00:08:53,102 --> 00:08:55,190 - Oh. - You see what I mean? 203 00:08:55,805 --> 00:08:57,646 And then he says to me the reason he missed 204 00:08:57,647 --> 00:09:00,873 my first varsity tennis match was because he was busy 205 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,447 finding a bookie so he can bet against me. 206 00:09:04,412 --> 00:09:07,361 Oh, saying it out loud is much more sad than funny. 207 00:09:07,761 --> 00:09:10,452 Sad for you. I won 600 bucks. 208 00:09:11,533 --> 00:09:12,938 Hey, check this out. 209 00:09:12,939 --> 00:09:15,552 They got karaoke on Thursdays. 210 00:09:15,553 --> 00:09:17,300 What do you guys say about coming back for it? 211 00:09:17,301 --> 00:09:18,188 What do you say, Ed? 212 00:09:18,189 --> 00:09:19,910 You up for another double date? 213 00:09:19,911 --> 00:09:21,902 Well, I'm not doing karaoke. 214 00:09:21,903 --> 00:09:23,549 If I wanted to watch a bunch of jackasses 215 00:09:23,550 --> 00:09:26,097 in front of a microphone, I'd go to an eagles concert. 216 00:09:27,923 --> 00:09:30,587 Don't make an officer ask twice. 217 00:09:30,588 --> 00:09:33,160 That's quite a grip you got there, sailor. 218 00:09:33,885 --> 00:09:35,744 All right, but I'm not singing and I'm not holding 219 00:09:35,745 --> 00:09:37,556 anybody's purse when they sing. 220 00:09:37,557 --> 00:09:40,416 You hear that, Henry? He's not holding your purse. 221 00:09:41,719 --> 00:09:42,911 I'm gonna get another round of drinks. 222 00:09:42,912 --> 00:09:44,031 Ed, I'm starving. 223 00:09:44,032 --> 00:09:46,019 Will you do me a favor and pick out some appetizers? 224 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,719 All right. 225 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:50,278 What the hell is a jalapeno popper? 226 00:09:50,279 --> 00:09:53,347 Sounds like something you get at a gay bar in Tijuana. 227 00:09:55,457 --> 00:09:56,892 Whatever you want, sweetheart. 228 00:09:56,893 --> 00:09:58,198 Ooh, there's that grip again. 229 00:09:58,199 --> 00:09:59,935 A little to the left. 230 00:10:05,447 --> 00:10:07,512 So what do you think about this weather we're having? 231 00:10:07,513 --> 00:10:08,696 Great, huh? 232 00:10:08,697 --> 00:10:11,140 I'm glad you like it. 233 00:10:14,121 --> 00:10:15,892 You're not happy with the weather? 234 00:10:15,893 --> 00:10:19,129 The weather's fine. It's just not my type. 235 00:10:19,130 --> 00:10:21,198 Well, the forecast is the same till Thursday, 236 00:10:21,199 --> 00:10:23,858 so you might as well enjoy it. 237 00:10:30,058 --> 00:10:32,145 That was awesome! 238 00:10:32,146 --> 00:10:33,939 I think Marla was really digging you. 239 00:10:33,940 --> 00:10:35,550 I was getting a definite vibe from Amy. 240 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:37,307 You know what? I'm gonna Facebook her. 241 00:10:37,308 --> 00:10:40,272 I don't think she's gonna let you do anything to her face. 242 00:10:43,374 --> 00:10:44,728 About this Amy girl, Henry... 243 00:10:44,729 --> 00:10:47,162 why was I a sad baby? 244 00:10:49,183 --> 00:10:51,403 Listen. I don't know. Why is any baby sad? 245 00:10:51,404 --> 00:10:53,118 Crawl around all day long with a load in their pants. 246 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:55,262 Nobody knows what they're trying to say. 247 00:10:55,999 --> 00:10:58,528 Same reason Larry king is sad. 248 00:11:00,445 --> 00:11:01,949 I'm trying to talk to Henry here. 249 00:11:01,950 --> 00:11:03,389 No, you know what? It's okay. 250 00:11:03,390 --> 00:11:05,860 I'm gonna go on my computer and give Amy a poke. 251 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:11,866 Pop, Bonnie and I were looking through my old baby pictures. 252 00:11:11,867 --> 00:11:14,277 We couldn't find one of me smiling. 253 00:11:14,278 --> 00:11:16,264 Huh, let me take a look at that. 254 00:11:16,678 --> 00:11:18,902 You do look pretty grumpy in these. 255 00:11:20,141 --> 00:11:22,888 That was right after you told me that Santa wasn't real. 256 00:11:22,889 --> 00:11:24,323 You know, I was the one that bought you the bike. 257 00:11:24,324 --> 00:11:27,712 I'm not gonna let some fat drunk in a red suit take the credit. 258 00:11:29,275 --> 00:11:30,130 Besides, you were three. 259 00:11:30,131 --> 00:11:32,723 It was time you knew the truth. 260 00:11:33,389 --> 00:11:35,040 You don't look very happy in this one either. 261 00:11:35,041 --> 00:11:35,929 Yeah, that was right after you told me 262 00:11:35,930 --> 00:11:37,429 to quit the basketball team 'cause you said 263 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,746 I was too slow. Remember? 264 00:11:40,216 --> 00:11:42,787 You used to call me... 265 00:11:42,788 --> 00:11:45,996 "Kareem Abdul Babar." 266 00:11:46,356 --> 00:11:48,273 Well, I knew the coach was going to cut you 267 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:49,855 and I wanted to spare you the disappointment. 268 00:11:49,856 --> 00:11:51,830 You were the coach! 269 00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:53,558 Look, I haven't got time to talk about this. 270 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:56,821 I got to go tell Henry that a girl he likes doesn't like him. - Why? 271 00:11:56,822 --> 00:11:58,049 I don't know why. 272 00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:01,106 'Cause he wears camisoles and drinks vodka tonics. 273 00:12:01,149 --> 00:12:02,313 No. 274 00:12:02,314 --> 00:12:03,426 I mean, why tell him? 275 00:12:03,427 --> 00:12:06,286 To help him. It's the truth. 276 00:12:06,816 --> 00:12:08,642 Dad... 277 00:12:08,643 --> 00:12:10,838 Sometimes it's better to protect your kids 278 00:12:10,839 --> 00:12:13,154 from the truth than it is to tell them the truth. 279 00:12:13,155 --> 00:12:13,863 Come on. 280 00:12:13,864 --> 00:12:15,111 You think it helped me in the sixth grade 281 00:12:15,112 --> 00:12:16,647 that you told me that it's too bad 282 00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:19,406 they don't give grades for being a giant? 283 00:12:20,682 --> 00:12:22,836 Eh, you turned out fine. 284 00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:24,197 Dad. Dad, look. 285 00:12:24,198 --> 00:12:25,731 Henry's different, okay? 286 00:12:25,732 --> 00:12:27,363 Come on, he's a young guy. He's just starting out. 287 00:12:27,364 --> 00:12:29,487 You can't tell him the girl doesn't like him. 288 00:12:29,488 --> 00:12:31,133 He... 289 00:12:31,134 --> 00:12:34,915 he hasn't mastered the art of denial, okay? 290 00:12:34,916 --> 00:12:36,607 He doesn't know how to take those feelings of shame 291 00:12:36,608 --> 00:12:39,210 and push 'em down. 292 00:12:39,211 --> 00:12:41,261 You know? Deep down. 293 00:12:41,770 --> 00:12:43,106 Deep, deep down. 294 00:12:43,107 --> 00:12:44,246 Know what I'm saying? 295 00:12:44,247 --> 00:12:47,496 Just deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep down 296 00:12:47,497 --> 00:12:49,474 to a place so deep, 297 00:12:49,475 --> 00:12:50,804 that you could still whistle a happy tune 298 00:12:50,805 --> 00:12:52,837 no matter how bad you're feeling. 299 00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:54,283 Yeah. 300 00:12:54,284 --> 00:12:57,364 I don't know what to say, Vince. 301 00:12:57,365 --> 00:12:59,784 Just keep pushing. 302 00:12:59,785 --> 00:13:02,264 Eventually it'll come out the other end. 303 00:13:07,635 --> 00:13:09,376 Okeydoke. 304 00:13:13,355 --> 00:13:16,537 Hey, did you want to say something to me before? 305 00:13:16,538 --> 00:13:18,044 Yes, Henry, about this Amy girl... 306 00:13:18,045 --> 00:13:19,193 isn't she great, dad? 307 00:13:19,194 --> 00:13:21,011 Look, I know you didn't want to come on that double date with me, 308 00:13:21,012 --> 00:13:23,091 but I really appreciate it. 309 00:13:23,092 --> 00:13:25,700 This is coming at me at the right time right now, you know? 310 00:13:25,701 --> 00:13:27,718 So what'd you want to say about her? 311 00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,764 Seems like a nice girl. 312 00:13:35,811 --> 00:13:37,582 - So do you ski? - No. 313 00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:39,514 Oh, because if you did, my friend has this cabin 314 00:13:39,515 --> 00:13:40,895 up in mammoth. - I don't ski. 315 00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:42,673 It has a hot tub and a fire pit. 316 00:13:42,674 --> 00:13:43,529 Still don't ski. 317 00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:45,618 Wrap-around deck. It's huge. 318 00:13:45,619 --> 00:13:48,788 For God's sake. She doesn't ski. 319 00:13:49,649 --> 00:13:53,857 Okay, time to get our karaoke on. 320 00:13:55,365 --> 00:13:57,052 One request. 321 00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:58,870 For those of you planning to sing 322 00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:02,270 creed's arms wide open, please don't. 323 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,462 First up... 324 00:14:06,463 --> 00:14:09,060 "H" to the "enry"? 325 00:14:10,237 --> 00:14:11,915 That's me. 326 00:14:13,365 --> 00:14:14,817 "H" to the "enry"? 327 00:14:14,818 --> 00:14:17,983 This is so "l" to the "ame." 328 00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:22,859 Henry, what are you doing? 329 00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:24,812 I'm just about to sing let's spend the night together to Amy. 330 00:14:24,813 --> 00:14:26,676 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 331 00:14:26,677 --> 00:14:29,336 That's, uh, not a good idea. 332 00:14:29,337 --> 00:14:30,327 Don't worry. 333 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:32,131 I'm doing it ironically. 334 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,314 I'm going to sing the on-the-nose 335 00:14:34,315 --> 00:14:35,894 "I want to have sex with you" song, 336 00:14:35,895 --> 00:14:38,240 pretending not to say when I actually am, 337 00:14:38,241 --> 00:14:39,717 thus the irony. 338 00:14:39,718 --> 00:14:41,608 It's post-modern. 339 00:14:41,609 --> 00:14:43,779 It's pre-stupid. 340 00:14:43,943 --> 00:14:46,721 Henry, Henry... Forget about singing. 341 00:14:46,722 --> 00:14:47,464 Let's go home. 342 00:14:47,465 --> 00:14:48,692 Go home? 343 00:14:48,693 --> 00:14:51,379 Are you crazy, dad? Look at this girl. 344 00:14:51,380 --> 00:14:52,814 My penis is writing me a "thank you" note 345 00:14:52,815 --> 00:14:54,614 just being in the same room as her. 346 00:14:55,648 --> 00:14:56,408 Oh, great. 347 00:14:56,409 --> 00:14:59,502 Now I've got two unemployed writers living with me. 348 00:15:00,572 --> 00:15:01,264 Let's go. 349 00:15:01,265 --> 00:15:04,184 Last call for "h" to the "enry." 350 00:15:04,185 --> 00:15:07,086 Please don't make me say that again. 351 00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:09,711 - Henry, I can't let you sing. - Why not? 352 00:15:09,712 --> 00:15:13,571 Because... I'm gonna sing. 353 00:15:14,031 --> 00:15:15,654 What? 354 00:15:16,851 --> 00:15:18,365 Let's spend the night together? 355 00:15:18,366 --> 00:15:20,866 I'm flattered, but I'm on a date. 356 00:15:20,867 --> 00:15:22,850 Have you got anything else in the queue? 357 00:15:22,851 --> 00:15:23,905 Rocket man. 358 00:15:23,906 --> 00:15:25,751 Not tonight. 359 00:15:27,254 --> 00:15:28,178 Have you got another song? 360 00:15:28,179 --> 00:15:29,949 Oh, that's good. 361 00:15:31,621 --> 00:15:32,663 What's he doing? 362 00:15:32,664 --> 00:15:34,696 I thought your father hated karaoke. 363 00:15:34,697 --> 00:15:36,466 He does. 364 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:42,141 * I'm too sexy for my shirt * 365 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,079 * Too sexy for my shirt * 366 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,395 * So sexy it hurts * 367 00:15:46,782 --> 00:15:48,506 * I'm a model * 368 00:15:48,507 --> 00:15:50,323 * You know what I mean * 369 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:53,551 * And I do my little turn on the catwalk * 370 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:55,974 * Yeah on the catwalk * 371 00:15:55,975 --> 00:15:58,405 * On the catwalk * 372 00:15:58,406 --> 00:16:01,978 * I shake my little tush on the catwalk * 373 00:16:03,154 --> 00:16:05,877 * I'm too sexy for my cat * 374 00:16:05,878 --> 00:16:08,031 * Too sexy for my cat * 375 00:16:08,032 --> 00:16:11,226 * Poor pussy poor pussy pussy cat * 376 00:16:11,227 --> 00:16:14,288 * I'm too sexy for this song * 377 00:16:18,031 --> 00:16:22,087 Thank you. Thank you. 378 00:16:22,088 --> 00:16:23,706 Well, thanks. Thank you very much. 379 00:16:23,707 --> 00:16:24,511 What the hell was that? 380 00:16:24,512 --> 00:16:26,177 I thought that was pretty good myself. 381 00:16:26,178 --> 00:16:27,872 Will you please get off the stage so I can sing my song? 382 00:16:27,873 --> 00:16:29,086 Henry, I can't let you sing this song. 383 00:16:29,087 --> 00:16:30,336 It's foolish. - It's not foolish. 384 00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:31,802 It's ironic. Give me the mic. 385 00:16:31,803 --> 00:16:33,346 - No, I can't let you do that. - Yes, you can. Let me... 386 00:16:33,347 --> 00:16:36,181 why the hell not? Because she doesn't like you! 387 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,591 I didn't want you to be embarrassed. 388 00:16:52,641 --> 00:16:54,265 There you are. 389 00:16:54,266 --> 00:16:55,250 How'd you find me? 390 00:16:55,251 --> 00:16:58,374 Oh, I put an app on your cell phone that lets me track you. 391 00:16:59,049 --> 00:16:59,806 Really? 392 00:16:59,807 --> 00:17:00,997 Hold on a second. 393 00:17:00,998 --> 00:17:02,984 Is it solitaire? Calendar? 394 00:17:02,985 --> 00:17:04,304 Husband tracker. There it is. 395 00:17:04,305 --> 00:17:05,872 Wow. That's neat. 396 00:17:05,873 --> 00:17:07,054 Right? Right? 397 00:17:07,055 --> 00:17:09,405 So what's going on? 398 00:17:09,406 --> 00:17:10,144 I don't know, honey. 399 00:17:10,145 --> 00:17:11,743 I mean, you know, I used to think 400 00:17:11,744 --> 00:17:13,487 that I had a fine childhood and now I'm... 401 00:17:13,488 --> 00:17:14,898 now I'm thinking maybe I didn't. 402 00:17:14,899 --> 00:17:18,515 Here. I've got something that is gonna make you feel better. 403 00:17:18,516 --> 00:17:19,915 Oh, are those our wedding pictures? 404 00:17:19,916 --> 00:17:21,453 - Mm-hmm. - Aww. 405 00:17:21,454 --> 00:17:22,615 Look at this. 406 00:17:22,616 --> 00:17:25,659 Okay, see? There's us doing our vows. - Aww. 407 00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:28,173 There's our first champagne toast. - Mm-hmm. 408 00:17:28,174 --> 00:17:31,428 There's me shoving cake in your face. - Aww. 409 00:17:31,429 --> 00:17:33,966 And there's me shoving cake in my face. - Yeah. 410 00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:38,444 See, now what do all of these pictures have in common? 411 00:17:38,445 --> 00:17:40,310 Eh, b-b-b-b-buh... 412 00:17:40,311 --> 00:17:41,295 they were taken by that photographer 413 00:17:41,296 --> 00:17:43,333 who made out with your sister? 414 00:17:44,448 --> 00:17:45,237 What else? 415 00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,623 Uh, oral? 416 00:17:46,624 --> 00:17:49,089 Eh, no. 417 00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:51,001 Vince, I'm not talking about my sister and the photographer. 418 00:17:51,002 --> 00:17:52,176 I'm just saying look at these. Look at these. 419 00:17:52,177 --> 00:17:55,579 In all of these pictures you're smiling. 420 00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:56,859 Well, honey, of course I'm smiling. 421 00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:58,301 It was the happiest day of my life. 422 00:17:58,302 --> 00:17:59,433 Then why can't you focus on that? 423 00:17:59,434 --> 00:18:01,497 The fact that you're happy now. 424 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:04,442 You are one of the happiest people I know, Vincent. 425 00:18:05,796 --> 00:18:07,597 Thanks to you. 426 00:18:09,786 --> 00:18:12,539 Actually, you were the second-happiest person 427 00:18:12,540 --> 00:18:14,698 at this wedding. 428 00:18:14,699 --> 00:18:16,011 Oh, right. The photographer, yeah. 429 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:18,352 No. Me! Me, Vince. 430 00:18:18,353 --> 00:18:19,530 Why are you obsessed with the photographer? 431 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:21,227 I'm not. I'm just saying we have, like... 432 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,192 - let's just drop it. - All right, fine. 433 00:18:25,193 --> 00:18:25,906 Didn't have a good time? All right. 434 00:18:25,907 --> 00:18:27,093 Let's drop it. All right. 435 00:18:27,094 --> 00:18:28,451 I am gonna go to the gym. You want to come? 436 00:18:28,452 --> 00:18:29,884 - Yes. - Are you going to come? 437 00:18:29,885 --> 00:18:32,197 No, but I'll meet you afterwards for lunch. 438 00:18:36,944 --> 00:18:39,111 - Hey, Vince. - Hey, pop. 439 00:18:39,112 --> 00:18:40,793 Gonna make some scrambled eggs. You want some? 440 00:18:40,794 --> 00:18:42,145 I'm meeting Bonnie for lunch in an hour. 441 00:18:42,146 --> 00:18:44,158 - Is that a "yes"? - It is. 442 00:18:45,694 --> 00:18:48,157 Hey, Henry. 443 00:18:48,158 --> 00:18:49,905 Father. 444 00:18:50,703 --> 00:18:52,879 - You still angry at me? - Well, let's see. 445 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,560 You humiliated me in front of the girl I liked 446 00:18:54,561 --> 00:18:56,613 in a bar full of strangers, then you drove home 447 00:18:56,614 --> 00:18:58,879 thinking I'd already left. 448 00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:04,215 So we're good? 449 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:08,085 Dad, why didn't you just tell me she didn't like me? 450 00:19:08,086 --> 00:19:10,241 Well, sometimes it's better to protect your children 451 00:19:10,242 --> 00:19:12,456 from the truth than to tell them the truth. 452 00:19:12,457 --> 00:19:14,060 I don't need you to protect me, dad. 453 00:19:14,061 --> 00:19:15,092 I need you to be honest. 454 00:19:15,093 --> 00:19:18,500 Vince made me feel that you... 455 00:19:18,501 --> 00:19:20,256 you couldn't handle it. 456 00:19:20,257 --> 00:19:25,158 And, uh, I think I might have been a tad rough on him 457 00:19:25,159 --> 00:19:26,088 when he was a kid. 458 00:19:26,089 --> 00:19:28,243 I don't want to make the same mistake with you. 459 00:19:29,621 --> 00:19:30,826 I'm not a kid anymore, dad. 460 00:19:30,827 --> 00:19:33,104 - Then pay rent. - I'm a kid. 461 00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:38,984 But I'm a happy kid who can handle rejection. 462 00:19:38,985 --> 00:19:40,825 If one girl doesn't like me, I'll find another girl. 463 00:19:40,826 --> 00:19:42,082 - Who doesn't like you. - That was the end of the sentence. 464 00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,929 - All right, of course. - I'll find another girl. 465 00:19:44,723 --> 00:19:46,794 So from now on... 466 00:19:46,795 --> 00:19:48,916 No more protecting me from the truth, okay? 467 00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:50,088 Deal. 468 00:19:51,606 --> 00:19:53,487 So what happened with Marla? 469 00:19:53,488 --> 00:19:54,562 You gonna see her again? 470 00:19:54,563 --> 00:19:58,009 Well, the way things went down between you and her niece, 471 00:19:58,010 --> 00:19:59,906 you know, it may not be appropriate. 472 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,934 She blew you off, huh? 473 00:20:01,935 --> 00:20:04,230 You might say that. 474 00:20:13,142 --> 00:20:14,726 Is he gone? 475 00:20:14,727 --> 00:20:16,508 The deck is clear. 476 00:20:17,756 --> 00:20:19,824 Well... 477 00:20:19,825 --> 00:20:21,528 Thanks for last night, sailor. 478 00:20:21,529 --> 00:20:23,184 I'll call you at 1900 hours. 479 00:20:23,185 --> 00:20:24,679 Okay. 480 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,535 But, you know, before I go, 481 00:20:26,536 --> 00:20:27,624 just do it one more time. 482 00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:28,696 - Oh, no, I can't. - Come on. 483 00:20:28,697 --> 00:20:29,577 - No, I shouldn't. - You know you want to. 484 00:20:29,578 --> 00:20:31,450 - I don't wanna. - Come on, sailor! 485 00:20:33,659 --> 00:20:34,937 * I'm a model * 486 00:20:34,938 --> 00:20:37,085 * You know what I mean * 487 00:20:37,086 --> 00:20:40,272 * I shake my little tush on the catwalk * 488 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:41,628 * On the catwalk * 489 00:20:41,828 --> 00:20:52,028 Sync by YYeTs.net www.addic7ed.com