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Whoo!
Whoo!
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Okay, guys, i just want to say
congratulations On our 50th show!
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That's 50 hours of comedy,
over 300 sketches,
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One unsolved crew death, and
an emmy magazine cover story.
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Ansomeone
got us booze gifts.
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- Oh, sweet.
- They're all empty. What the hell?
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Congratulations on 50 shows, everyone.
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Enjoy your decorative
air holders.
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You deserve them.
Lemon, a word.
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It's a pretty lame present, jack.
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Cutbacks.
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Our parent company sheinhardt wigs is announcing
losses this quarter For the first time since the civil war.
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And even i am not immune.
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I had to let jonathan go today.
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Oh, my god.
How did he take it?
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better than i expected.
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Can't leave if living is without you
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- okay, last verse, jonathan.
- i can't live!
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I'm warning you now that the entertainment division
Is gonna come under some very close scrutiny.
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The days of your wild
coke parties are over.
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Well, if by "coke,"
you mean "sodas"...
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I do. It's really bad.
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It's so bad. It's stsare hiring
An outside consulting firm.
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What does that mean?
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It means they're bringing in
hatchet men to trim the fat.
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And on monday, you will have
to present and justify Your budget to them.
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- Can you handle that?
- Handle a presentation?
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Jack, i put on a live show
every week Unless there's wrestling.
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- I'm on it.
- Good.
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I've got some more
downsizing to do upstairs
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So i've got no time
for hand-Holding.
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- let's get this right.
- i've got so tcks up my sleeve.
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- That's my girl.
- No, trix, the cereal.
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Some fell in my sleeve.
It's sticking to the fibers.
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you wanted to see me, sir.
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Kenneth, as you may have heared
Jonathan no longer works here.
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Yeah. The assistants talked about last night
At finnegan's, the bar we all go to after work...
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in my dreams.
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Yes, uh, well, obviously,
i'to need an assistant.
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And i'm going to have
to ask you to fill in.
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Ut what about my page duties?
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Oh, don't worry.i've taken care
of that. you'll do both jobs.
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This is a very difficult.kenneth.
I'm gonna be counting on you.
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You'll do fine so long
as you follow my three ds:
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Discretion, docility,
and don't use my bathroom.
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Mr. Donaghy's office.This is
kenneth. How may i help you?
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it's greg windham from aviation.
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I'm not here.
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But you are here.
I can see you.
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I don't want to talk to him.
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Oh, corporate intrigue.
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He's not in right now.
I'll tell him you called.
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I feel like i'm
the pelican brief!
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Do i already know too much?
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Liz.
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brad halster.the himler group.A division of advantrix
theconsulting.
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liz lemon. this is
my associate, peter hornberger.
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Liz, is there a conference room where
we can sit down And get started?
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Actually, i thought
we'd do this outside the box.
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I'd like to tell you
about three television programs.
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A comedy show,
a musical variety show,
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And a live television event.
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Comedy, music show,
live show.
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Comedy, music, live.
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Are you getting it? Yeah.
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They're all the same show.
They're all tgs.
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Now i could stand here, brad,
And i could bore you with numbers.
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I could tell you that we are the number
one late night show among men 9-13
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and the morbidly obese.
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I could tell you that we'ree.In final negotiations
To create exclusive content for america's jails
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But i'm not the one
being judged here.
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So i thought i'd let
the show speak for herself.
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dessert!
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Someone put too many farts
in this engine!
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It's about to explode!
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I'm flavor obama
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and i'd like to introduce The under
secretary of housing and crystal meth, boy!
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It's the bear and robot talk show!
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My name is suri cruise.
Put your hands in the air.
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I came out of the womb
with a full head of hair.
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It's farting!
It's farting!
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That's our show for tonight.
See you next week!
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Good night!
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This is tgs!
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So where's that conference room?
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- Oh. Golly.
- Whoa, k.
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I am sorry, mr. Jordan.
I'm just overworked.
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With my page duties and being
mr. Donaghy's assistant,
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There's not enough hours
in the day.
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I'm sorry about that.
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But just let me know
if there's any way i can help.
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- Actually, there is one thing.
- No. I was just saying that.
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Why can't you read
human facial queues?
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All right, what is it?
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Well, with both these jobs, I don't know
when i'm gonna be able to get home.
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I'm worried about my bird,
sonny crockett.
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Would you mind going
to my apent and feeding him?
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Yeah, okay. Birds are
like little dinosaurs.
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So what i'll be doing is
actually pretty cool and brave.
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Thank you, sir.
Here are my keys.
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Oh, and one thing,
don't go into my bedroom.
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- What?
- Do not go into my bedroom.
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25%? How am i supposed
to cut a quarter of our budget?
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Well, there is some fat.
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What about sid?
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Sid? I can't fire our announcer.
He'll lose his insurance.
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You know, he has a lot
of health problems.
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Yeah, because he was hit by lightning
And can't really talk anymore.
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It's tergis with tracky
ng-Jong And jimmy moop!
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No. Sid is off the table.
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I'm not firing any of my people.
I'm not doing that to their families.
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Or in sid's case, their much younger wife
With whom they have an open relationship.
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All right, we'll find
the money somewhere else.
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- The food budget--
- No!
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All right, what about straws?
We spend $1,200 a year on straws.
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Okay, fine. No mstraws.
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Everyone drinks
from the can from now on.
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- Oh, no, we need straws.
- Oh, god! That's its bathroom!
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Listen, liz, i'm gonna need your
revised budget By the end of today.
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I don't know, brad.
Tgs is a complicated machine.
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- Every part's important.
- Get it.
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You don't want to be
the bad guy.
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But if you don't make
the cuts, i will.
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And i don't give a crap
about anyone here.
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Matthew, i know this isn't ea
But the company's facing cutbacks.
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And you have to admit your boom box
division Is a little bit behind the times.
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We're not behind the times,
we're groovy!
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I can offer you
two weeks severance.
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Mr. Donaghy, i know you said only
interrupt you If it was very important,
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But tashonda from time
warner cable Is on the phone
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And she's offering three
free months of showtime.
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But we have to act now.
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Kenneth, this does not qualify
As something important.
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I do not want showtime.
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Oh, okay.
I'm sorry.
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I just didn't want you to miss out
On this exciting opportunity--
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Thank you, kenneth.
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Take your time.
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Hey, little guy.
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don't go in the bedroom.
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- Don't go in the bedroom.
- I wasn't going to!
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I wa't going to! Bye!
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Hello, miss lemon.
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Are you here to see kenneth the page
Or kenneth the mr. Donaghy's assistant?
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Well, i need to see jack.
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Hello, miss lemon.
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Mr. Donaghy is in an important meeting.
And i've been told not to interrupt him.
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What is this pertaining to?
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The tgs budget.
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Oh, my. That sounds very important.
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- Mr. Donaghy.
- Kenneth!
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i've worked here 20 years.
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I was wrong.
That was not important enough.
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It's me, kenneth the page,
this job is hard.
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Please have a seat.
Mr. Donaghy will be right with you.
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Do you know what these
meetings are about?
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I hear people are getting fired.
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Yeah. I don't know.
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- Do you know jack donaghy well?
- Pretty well.
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Do you happen to know
If he's a boob man or a butt man?
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- What? Why wouou ask that?
- Because i don't want to get fired.
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So i'm gonna have to go in there
And boink my way out of this
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I'm cheryl, by the way.
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You're gonna try to have sex with jack?
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I have to.
I have 15 employees.
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I'm responsible for them.
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Do you have any idea
what that's like?
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Well, yeah, i have
200 people under me, but--
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Wow. Maybe we could team up,
go in there together,
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- lez out, give him a show.
- No. Cheryl, get a grip.
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Oh, boy.
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Miss lemon, mr. Donaghy
will see you now.
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Make it quick, lemon.
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I'm in the middle
of a very unpleasant day.
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Okay, well, so am i.
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I know this cutback stuff
is difficult.
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I don't want to fire anyone.
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And i don't want to take
anything away from my crew.
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And i want to keep making free,
long-Distance prank calls
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To people like seattle's
richard sacmuncher.
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And i think
that's reasonable.
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So what do i do
to get out of this?
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The only thing to do is make your cuts
And live to fight another day.
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What? That's it?
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I thought you'd tell me
to cook the numbers
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Or shred something or do
some pelican brief stuff.
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Why is everyone talking
about that movie?
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It's playing
on showtime.
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Kenneth, get me showtime.
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What? Why now?
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I'm sorry.
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I know this is hard,
but there's no way out of it.
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Well, little heads up,
Your next meeting might disagree.
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She's planning to change
your mind By hitting...
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- ...that.
- Oh, no, not again.
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This last guy tried
to take my belt off.
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But the sad thing is,
it sometimes works.
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Sexual bartering pays off.
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Salome. Mata hari.
Deborah norville.
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Well, good luck downstairs.
I'm sure you'll figure it out.
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Oh, and one more thing,
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uh, don't cut the straw budget
'Cause i've already cut the exterminators.
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Jenna, something weird
is going on.
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You mean this budget stuff?
Don't worry about it, tracy.
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It's just gonna affect
the non-Specials.
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No, it's not that.
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Jenna, you're the smartest
person i know.
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You think kenneth
could be a murderer?
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What? Why would you
think that?
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Well, i might be crazy,
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But neither he nor his bird
would let me into his bedroom.
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And why wouldn't you want
to let tracy jordan Into your bedroom
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unless you got a bunch
Of dead nurses in there?
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Well, i had to study serial killers To prepare
for my role as criminal profiler Jill st. Ferrari
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in the lifetime original
miniseries Hushed rapings.
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And all masked murderers
share three characteristics:
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Cruelty to animals...
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- He grew up killing pigs!
- Bedwetting.
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No wonder he's fascinated
when i do that!
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And an inability to read
human facial queues!
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I admonished him
for that earlier!
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Three for three.
He's a monster!
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Okay, we've gotta go
tell jack.
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You know, if kenneth is actually
a killer, We're gonna be heroes.
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Liz, our food is gone.
They took it.
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It happened this morning.
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Do you have a cookie?
Mommy's baby needs his yum-Yums.
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Oh, my god.
Sid, did you get fired?
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Good-Bye, lerz.
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- Liz, it's a massacre!
- What is going on?
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Brad came in this morning
and started making cuts.
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I can't go back to
teaching high school math.
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Those girls pretend
they're not women yet, But they are.
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- Do something, liz.
- You're our only hope.
238
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Halster, you look hot in those trousers.
239
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how about we grab drinks tonight?
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Marissa, update my sched.
241
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Good morning, sir.
242
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Kenneth, i know there's a ere,
But i need you to focus.
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No mistakes now.
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Think before you speak.
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Understand?
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Yes.
247
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- oh.
- Hey, k.
248
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- Where's jonathan?
- Jonathan's not here anymore.
249
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- How may i help you?
- Um, we need to see jack.
250
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I don't know if i can allow that.
251
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I've made some mistakes lately.
252
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- Terrible mistakes.
- Uh-Huh.
253
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So i need to know
what this is about.
254
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I can't have you getting me
into trouble.
255
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It's not about you.
256
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Yeah,t'out someone else.
257
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I'm afraid this guy know in ca
Might be a serial killer.
258
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- And what his name?
- Kenneth.
259
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I mean--I'll tell you his name.
260
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It's kenneth.
261
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Excellent.
262
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I will be sure to let him know As soon as
he's done firing steven lee from microwaves.
263
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What?
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Oh, mr. Lee, i forgot.
He's ready for you now.
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I've got chills.
He's evil.
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If i had any doubts out this before,
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and i don't think i did,
they're gone now.
268
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We gotta go to his apartment
and save who we can.
269
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We're defitely gonna be heroes.
270
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yeah, like julia and denzel
in the pelican brief!
271
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Lee, i need that dress jenna
wore for the hooker sketch,
272
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The heels tracy wears
when he plays michelle obama,
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And double--Wait--
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Triple spanx.
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I need a makeup artist!
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No,the sluttier one.
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Thanks, liz.
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You're our hero.
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They may take my dignity,
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But they will never take our straws!
281
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Yeah!
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Oh, my god.
283
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Why does he have a rolled up towel
Against the bottom of the door?
284
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It's so creepy!
285
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Jenna, i just want you to know that
if we find Any human remains in there,
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I'm gonna throw up
all over your face.
287
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Oh, no!
288
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Kenneth's a murderer
and the riddler's coming!
289
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no. it's a bug bomb.
get out. get out.
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- It's poisonous. Ah!
- Ah!
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So thanks for dinner.
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- You sure know a lot about sushi.
- Well, you gotta be careful.
293
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They try to up-Sell you
the real crab.
294
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- So...
- so...
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list, i gotta get going.
i got a lotta work tomorrow.
296
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all right, listen,
we're both adults here.
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We know the deal.
Let's cut to the chase.
298
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That's certainly direct.
299
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We go upstairs.20 minutes.
Open mouth.I will work your ears.
300
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,600
I don't know, liz. What you're
asking me to do is a big deal.
301
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If i go through with this,
i need to know it's worth it.
302
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Fine. 30 minutes.
I'll make some sounds.
303
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And you can say
one weird thing to me.
304
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All right, hardball.
30 minutes. sounds.
305
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Top front of my body is now
in play. Deal?
306
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Deal.
307
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:14,400
Lemon, i heard a rumor that you went out
With one of the consultants last night.
308
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,400
Well, i had no choice.
309
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I had to give him
a little taste of the lemon.
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And it was not sour,
my friend. Not sour.
311
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It's interesting
you put it that way
312
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Because your writers' room is now the headquarters
313
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For telemundo's coverage of
world cup soccer qualifying.
314
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,000
Equador tiene que ganar
o atar contra peru
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Para avanzar en los finales.
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00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,000
- What the what?!
- Ssh.
317
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:35,400
Brad and i had a deal.
I gave him top front.
318
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Top front? Good lord, lemon,
that's your worst quadrant.
319
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:45,400
Kenneth, you know how you told
tracy Not to into your bedroom?
320
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Well, naturally, we assumed
you were a serial killer.
321
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and as you can imagine,
your bird is dead.
322
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:51,000
yeah, but on the bright side,
323
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You've been downgraded From
"suspect" to "person of interest."
324
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Some day, we're gonna
look back on this and laugh.
325
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time does heal all wounds!
326
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now you wait just one minute.
327
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:08,900
I am sorry to be using my barn voice
In front of a lady, but i am riled up.
328
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,800
it is not enough that you killed
the bird I've had for almost 60 years.
329
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:17,000
But the fact that you didn't
trust me is unforgivable.
330
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:18,700
But whd i expect?
331
00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:21,600
Look at you two walking around
without a care in the world
332
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As budgets are slashed
333
00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:27,300
And people keep getting called
into mr. Donaghy's office To be fired.
334
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:30,800
I may just be a non-Special,
335
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,300
But what you two did
is inexcusable.
336
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Good day.
337
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,600
I'm out of letters.I have to
return my kids' braces.
338
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,800
What did you do?
We trusted you!
339
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:45,000
You ruined it
with your talking, didn't you?
340
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,100
Hey!
341
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:48,200
Why are you
still messing with my show?
342
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,300
What about last night?
343
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:52,200
Liz, last night was what it was,
But business is business.
344
00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:55,300
Right. And last night,
i gave you the business.
345
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:59,100
We had an agreement.
Top front and some light ear work!
346
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,400
You got your quid, halst
where's my quo?
347
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:02,700
Oh, my god.
348
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,800
Last night was about the show?
349
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,300
Oh, please,
you know it was.
350
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,100
You were all, oh,
it's gotta be worth it
351
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,800
And what you're asking me to do
is such a big deal.
352
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,200
It was a big deal.
353
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,800
Being with a woman for the
first time since my wife died.
354
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:17,900
- Ah, snap.
- It was just a transaction?
355
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,200
What kind of person are you?!
356
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,400
Does it help if i tell you I thought
we were doing sexual espionage?
357
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,100
Oh, god.
358
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:27,600
Sharon! Angel!
359
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:30,700
i swore to you the next
one would be worthy, But she's not!
360
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,900
she's a monster!
361
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:37,000
Marissa, add dr. Walters
to my sched.
362
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:41,500
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go.
363
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:42,700
Okay
364
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:46,800
so mr. Halster has filed a complaint
against you With human resources.
365
00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:53,200
Specifically, his claim suggests that you tried to barter
sex In exchange for professional consideration.
366
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:57,400
In the human resource world, We refer to
that as "being a filthy prostitute."
367
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,900
Now, since this is your first incident
368
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,400
And, uh, mr. Donaghy has explained
The mitigating circumstances...
369
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:07,300
I'm convinced that this sexual outburst
Was brought on by menopause.
370
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:11,400
We are recommending only
a two-Week suspension Without pay.
371
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,600
Okay. That's fair.
372
00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:17,000
and obviously mr. halster cannot
function In this hostile work environment.
373
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:18,700
His company has reassigned him.
374
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:24,000
And your budget review process
will start over again Under my supervision.
375
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,800
- Really.
- Yes, really.
376
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,000
I hope you've learned
your lesson, miss lemon.
377
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,200
When you harass sexually
in the workplace,
378
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:33,500
Things do not somehow
just work out in the end.
379
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,600
Mr. Donaghy, i thought you'd like to know
That there's a spider on the printer.
380
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,500
Oh, no.
Am i interrupting?
381
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,600
Is this another firing meeting?
382
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,200
It is now.
383
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,400
Kenneth, have a seat.
384
00:19:57,100 --> 00:20:01,700
Ken, we feel bad that we--
But mostly jenna--Gassed your bird.
385
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:02,800
I agree.
386
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:06,800
Not to name names, but it's so sad That
a certain black individual Found it necessary
387
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:10,100
to trick someone so pretty
Into believing you were a murderer.
388
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,200
I'm sorry, is there
a point to all this?
389
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:14,300
I've had a bad couple of days.
390
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:17,800
Well, we feel terrible
about what happened,
391
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,800
So we did a little something
to make it up to you.
392
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looks like i've got
some naming to do.
393
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Pat. Balthazar. Donna.
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lorne. michael.
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