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Okay.
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Now,you're all here because you've been
suspended om work for sexual harassment.
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But through this seminar,
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You will learn the skills to keep you from making
the same kinds of mistakes that got you here.
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Excuse me,mr.
Winerslav--
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It's pronounced "weener-slave."
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okay,jeffrey.
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Is there anything I can do to
speed this process up so I can just
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I'm afraid not.
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But someone who's in a
rush to get back to work?
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That's somethin' you
don't see every day.
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Now,that is an example of a very
appropriate and very,very funny joke.
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Jenna, I need to speak with you.
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Jack,i did not hit that asian page.
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I was just swinging my arm
and she walked into me. Twice.
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Jenna,it's not about that.
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It's about your sheinhardt-universal
janis joplin biopic.
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Wait. We can call her janis joplin?
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We got the life rights? It's
not janie jimplin anymore?
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Apparently, neither name cleared.
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It looks like your character's
going to be called jackie jormp-jomp.
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- Oh,okay. So what's the good news?
- I didn't say there was any.
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Sheinhardt-universal did
some focus testing this week.
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- We got 100?
- You're holding that upsiddown.
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- Oh,no.
- Yes. I was afraid of this.
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It turns out not having the life rights or any
janis joplin songs was a negative for audiences.
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But what about my duet with
jimi hendrickson at woodstocks?
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We're all here at woodstocks
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someday there will be a black president
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uh,jenna, Sheinhdtniversal does
not wanna release the picture.
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And how will that
affect my oscar chances?
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Adversely. Unless we get
independent distribution.
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To do that, "sing dem blues,white girl: "the
jackie jormp-jomp story" has gotta get some buzz.
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I'm gonna need your help for that.
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Do you need a sex tape
released? 'Cause I got a wrdne.
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It's night vision and you can
see that his buddy is robbing me.
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No,jenna,i want you on the pr warpath.
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If there's a red carpet,i want you on
it talking up the movie starting monday.
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The kids' choice awards? Fine.
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I'll set aside my feud with
raven simone for one day.
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But she knows what she did.
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30 Rock
Season03 Episode18
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Miss lemon,you aren't
supposed to be here.
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You're on
s-e-x probation.
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Yeah,i know,i just wanted
to stop by and check in.
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Kenneth,stop. I just want
a script or a rundown,okay?
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Put that down. You
give that to me,kenneth.
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Did you hear what I said?
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Mr. Donaghy,help! Rule breaking!
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This is sad.
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Lemon,come with me.
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Lemon,you know you're supposed to
go home after your pervert seminars.
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I'm going. I just hate not being here.
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- You have to rehearse!
- No! Passive resistance!
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I learned that from dr. King! I'm brave!
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- You sure you miss this?
- Yes.
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As crazy and stressful as this
place is, not being here is worse.
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I feel for you.
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Remember that time I came back from
the world economic forum with mono
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And missed a week of work and I wanted to pull
my hair out but I couldn't because it's too thick?
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People like us, we need the stress.
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We're only happy when
we're overcoming obstacles.
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You take that away, we start bouncing off the
walls, spend our days jabbering at doormen.
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Hey,i brighten their day.
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Before I go,can I at least
find out what frank's hat says?
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- "constant cving."
- He could do better.
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Has anyone looked at this sexual
harassment stuff they gave us?
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I don't need to read it.
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The whole thing is loosely based on
a evening I spent with isiah thomas.
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No wonder liz got busted.
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According to this, you can't do anything
without it being considered harassment.
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Did you know you have to
report in-office relationships?
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- Is that true?
- It's the first thing listed.
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Have you read this?
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Well,i wanted to, because
it's full of rules,
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but ms.Vieira made me throw it away.
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And said pretty boys like me shouldn't
be filling their heads with ideas.
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- Hi,frank.
- Hello.
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Coworker.
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Ms.vieira...
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Of course my job is annoying, but
that doesn't mean I don't love it.
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I'm sure your job can be annoying.
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Not all the tenants are as fun as me.
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I get it.
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Hey,would you mind if
brought a chair down here?
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Yes,my job is stressful. Very stressful.
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But in the end,i get
paid to make people laugh.
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We have a saying that laughter is the best
medicine, so I'm kind of like a doctor here.
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Like you were,in poland.
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We have a show tonight.
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I've never missed a show.
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Not even the time I had that virus
they kept saying only raccoons get.
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I can't believe I'm not there.
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Hey,I've-- uh,I've picked
up some polish from you guys.
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******
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It's kinda cold out for a jog.
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- Oh,I'm just going downstairs to the fitness center.
- What? This building has a gym?
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Yeah,it'the door right next
to the vending machines.
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Vending machines? What kind?
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I don't know,sorry. I'm emily.
Are you new to the building?
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No,I'm liz. I've lived
here for four years.
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I usually work crazy,long hours, but I'm
on leave right now for normal reasons.
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- And you're feeling a little lost.
- I am.
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Right now,i should be standing in a toilet
stall so nobody bothers me while I eat lunch.
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God,i miss it.
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I was an investment banker for 15 years.
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80-hour workweeks, corner
office, secret candy drawer...
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A a decoy candy drawer to
throw others off the trail?
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Smart.
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The point is you get
addicted to the stress.
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Think it gives your life purpose.
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- And then when you stop--
- for normal reasons...
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You see how stupid you were.
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It just takes time to realize there
are much better ways to be happy.
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Wait for me... Lady.
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Kenneth, what can I do for ya?
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Well,sir, I recently learned
that company policy requires
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That employees disclose their relationships
with their cowkers to their immediate supervisor.
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I am not kyo there are
perhaps 40 people between us.
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Pete,for instance.
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Oh,i just don't trust
mr. Hornberger,sir.
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He has a ridge on the section of the
skull associated with deviousness.
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Okay. So there's a girl.
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Yes,sir. Her name is daphne.
She's one of thetgsdancers.
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And when I watch her dance,
my heart skips a beat.
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And not because of my acute ventralitis.
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Wait. You're dating one of the dancers?
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Oh,no,sir.
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I actually haven't spoken to her yet,
but I have a long-term plan to marry her,
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And I wanted the company to
be aware of my intentions.
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I see. I'll be sure to mention
that at the next board meeting.
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Thank you,sir.
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Oh,also, I don't know
if this is harassment,
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But someone atthe today show made me
eat an unripe bana in front of her.
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Hey,ken. Do you know who
our immediate supervisor is?
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I will not be able to
attend your wedding.
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Because of a prior conflict.
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Oh,what's the special occasion?
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Weekday.
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w,so this is normal?
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This is,like,your version
of sweatpants and pop-tarts?
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Not too shabs.
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Short for shabby. Hilarious.
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This could be your life too,liz.
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Just short the housing market.
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Or write a cookbook specifically
for mixed-race children.
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Or marry a rich, old dude who dies.
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Clive,i wanna say?
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Or have mild lupus and great insurance.
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So,here is the plan for today.
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- Start with facials and massages...
- Yes,please.
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Then private shopping at bergdorf,
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- swing by the dermatologist
for a tune-up. - Fabulous.
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Dinner at jewel bako,
then a nightcap back here.
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Wow,that is a plan.
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But,uh,i don't think I should go.
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Oh,liz is still stressed
about her old job.
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It's just-- it's friday,and at
my job that is our biggest day.
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I don't think i'd be good company.
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But thank you for inviting
me. I'll have one drink here.
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Have two.
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But then I really should
go home, 'cause i,you know--
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I'm still in work mode, I'm
not really in spa/shopping mode.
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I wouldn't be able to enjoy myself.
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And I don't wanna crash your
day together and ruin it.
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- We're always together.
- Thank you.
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Cocktails.
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It's just so stressful thinking aut my
employees trying to do everything without me.
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- Those look great on you.
- Then I'm buying them.
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I guess I'm just one of
those people that needs work.
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You know,i
thrive there.I--
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- and it's gone just like that?
- Just like that.
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- Thank you,dr. Binderman.
- ***
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My point is,you are
so sweet to include me.
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Believe me,I'm jealous, but
today's just not the day.
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So,you know,i'll hang out
with you guys for a little bit,
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and i'll have my one drink,and...
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- What time is it?
- Almost midnight.
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If we're gonna get up in time for our
mani/pedis, we really should turn in.
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Bye.
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I forgot to watch my show.
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I'm prepared to do a
nipple slip if you need it.
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Just talk about the movie.
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Hi,I'm ethan fromnick magazine.
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- Whose mom are you?
- Thank you. Well,tonight's about fun.
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I'm wearing taylor dayne for
express, and my peace sign,of course,
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- Is a nod to janis joplin, who,I'm
so-- - dora the explorer's backpack!
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Backpack, is map in you tonight?
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here are your lunches, gentlemen.
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Dotcom,i forgot to
get you extra mustard.
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All right,enough!
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This fighting stops now!
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I asorry. Mr. Slattery hurt
me, and now I'm hurting him.
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He'll never get mustard.
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Except for the mustard that
comes with the sandwich.
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I said I was sorry,ken.
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I didn't even mean to hurt you.
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Oh,really? I love you too,dotcom.
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- I didn't say-- - I knew
this would happen someday.
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A woman would come between us.
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Well,I'm not standing
by. I'm taking action.
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Oh,sir,before miss lemon left,i promised
her I wouldn't let you start any adventures.
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Yeah,well, liz lemon's in jail now.
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And somebody has to step up
and take charge around here.
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Let the problem solving begin.
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Are you daphne? Yeah,you're fired.
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First a backpack upstages me, then the
paparazzi kept calling me dina lohan,
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And now the cyrus family has
decided to rock a bunch ofunky hats.
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You can't give up now.
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Did jackie jormp-jomp give up when
those vampires attacked woodstocks?
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Nobody even knows I'm here.
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From dreamworks's upcoming feature
film on top of spaghetti, helen mirren.
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Good evening.
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And now we
take a moment--
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oh,that's horrible.
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You got me.
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And now we take a moment to remember those we
lost this year in the kid entertainment industry.
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R******
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E******
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J******
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Was that me?
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Did they just say I'm dead?
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I thought you spoke to the producers.
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Look,connor,if we don't get some
traction, jenna maroney's picture's dead.
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- We need your help.
- Maroney. Picture. Dead. Got it.
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This is a disaster.
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No,no. We hit the jackpot.
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You being dead is the best thing
that ever happened to this movie.
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- Jenna. I wanna tupac you.
- Fine. But I have to pee first.
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No. No,no,no, tupac shakur,the rapper.
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He sold ten times more albums when
he was dead than when he was alive.
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That's what we're going
to do with this movie.
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Die young,become a
legend. Just like janis.
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Or rusty,the bear fromthe magicals.
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Yes. Now... You just need to
stay dead while I sell the movie.
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Oh,i can play dead.
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I watched my whole church
group get eaten by a bear.
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Congratulations,miss lemon.
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You've completed your
sensitivity traing.
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Your suspension is up, and
here is your certificate.
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Wow,so I can go back to work tomorrow?
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That's soon.
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Well,i know how eager
you are to return to work.
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I guess so.
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But coming back to
work isn't always easy.
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Work means stress.
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And stress can make you
fall back on old behavior.
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So tonight, I want you to
really think about th d back.
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Visualize everything that's facing you.
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Think about walking through that door and immediately
dealing with 100 different problems and responsibilities.
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Your coworkers' demands
on you, the long hours,
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the pointless meetings
and endless phone calls.
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Think of the frustration, the futility,
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and the time That you will never get back
as you creep closer and closer to the grave.
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Okay. Any questions for me?
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Just one.
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Why don't you drop those dockers
and gimme a piece of that sweet ass?
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- What're we doing today,ladies?
- More of the same.
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- Chell-o? - Lemon,what the hell
happened at your reinstatement hearing?
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Jeffrey weener-slave said you
put your fingers in his mouth.
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Did i? Or did he put
his mouth on my fingers?
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It's gonna take at least six weeks
paid leave to g to the bottom of this.
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I'm very busy right now faking
jenna's death to sell her movie.
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I'm not going to engage on that. Mantra.
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But I am calling h.r.and getting
you back for the next show.
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No,i just-- I need a little more
time off. I'm on humanity leave.
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Good god,what indigo
girls song is that from?
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Syllabus of usoff
vagabonds,martyrs,and quilts.
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The point is I have met the
most amazing group of women,jack.
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They just live.
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And they spin every morning,
and they go to museums.
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- Lemon,you are not a rich divorcee.
- I know.
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But I have some money
saved-- enough for two years.
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Maybe four if I give up cable.
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So I will me back to
the show in four years.
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You're fooling yourself. You
know you can't live like that.
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Yes,i can. Emily and
her friends are happy.
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Believe me,there is no
solace in their luxury.
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Only deep despair.
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How do you know all
these indigo girls songs?
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Listen,you are wrong about emily.
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Oh,god,there's a spider
nest in my yo mat!
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Mr. Jordan. Mr. Jordan,what did you do?
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You fired daphne?
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I had to.
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Friendship and trust in the
entourage is the most important thing.
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Like that hbo show. John adams.
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- Well,me and dotcom are back to
being best friends. - We were never--
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but the other dancers are refusing to
come to work out of solidarity with daphne.
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Usually,this is the point in my process when
liz lemon steps in and takes care of everything.
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Heavy is the head that eats the crayons.
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I'm gonna take a nap.
See you in ten hours.
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Kenneth. Have any of the
dancers come in yet today?
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Pete. A word.
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- Jenna's dead.
- I don't feel anything.
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- What's wrong with me?
- No,no, it's a marketing ploy. For her new movie.
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But it mns you won't have
her for the show on friday.
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And you need to put together
some sort of on-air tribute.
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We actually already have
an obituary reel for jenna.
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We put it together after
she cheated on that mobster.
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That's good.
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Oh,eating right, working out,sleeping...
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Bm-ing like a rock star?
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All right,all right. What's
the hump day schedule look like?
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Oh,it's esy, liz,it's thursday.
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I read somewhere it's tuesday.
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Mr. Jordan,it's friday. We really need to
tell mr. Hornberger that the dancers quit.
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No we don't. He's not even
gonna notice they're gone.
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- Oh,my.
- These are the new dancers,kid.
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- Say hi to velvet.
- Hello,miss velvet.
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Just think,an hour ago they
were brawling in a parking lot,
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But tonight, they're gonna be stars.
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Show ken here what we worked on.
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Oh,boy.
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Oh,boy, I am really starting to feel the
benefits of massages and yoga five days a week.
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Check this out.
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Look at you.
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Last week you were flipping
out about missing work.
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Oh,no,that's old liz.
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My boss kept trying to tell me that I would go
crazy living a life of leisure,That it's unhe
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well,he's actually right.
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No,no,he's not,emily.
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No,i used to be a neurosurgeon before
jasmine guy and I wrote our cookbook,
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And the human brain needs
stimulation or it atrophies.
328
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And your pleasure
center literally shrinks.
329
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That's why we do our special activity.
330
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To combat that.
331
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What,like,sudoku?
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uh,we did a games night for a
couple of weeks. Didn't last.
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So charity work?
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No,charity work sucks.
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- Should we tell her?
- Erin,it's too soon.
336
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- Punch me in the face,liz.
- I'm sorry,what?
337
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You heard me.Punch
me as hard as you can,
338
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and then I am coming
at you like an animal.
339
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Oh,god, is this a fight club?
340
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The pain provese're alive.
341
00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:05,290
Oh,this is very dispointing!
342
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Come on,hit me. Get a taste.
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I brought a roll of
quarters to hold in my fist.
344
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Oh,god. Jack was right.
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Oh,i have to get back to my show.
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- I need the show.
- You want out,liz?
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You're gonna have to fight your way out.
348
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As we celebrate the
life of jenna maroney...
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The coast guard won't officially declare her
dead yet, but what the pirates did to that boat!
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Well,it's a very generous
offer. We'll be in touch.
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Jenna,what the hell are you doing here?
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They're talking about me.
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I'm really better today.
354
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So's the laundry, *******
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that was some of jenna
maroney's earlier work.
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00:18:42,870 --> 00:18:45,850
It's hard to believe that both
of those women outlived her.
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Especially the woman on the right.
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We'll be right back.
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A coupla gay guys were crying.
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Oh,jack,thiss just the
greatest night of my--
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What the hell is that?
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00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:58,810
Well,it's you. What's the problem?
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It has the year I was born on it.
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Therealyear, not the actress year.
365
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Now almost a million people
are gonna know that I'm f-- f--
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- It's too late to change it,jack.
- Jenna,calm down.
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I'm selling the movie in the
next 12 hours. Your movie.
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Think about what matters here.
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In five,four,three...
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And finally tonight, what more fitting
way to say good-bye to our friend
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than with the gifts
she gave all of us...
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Her music.
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Ladies and gentlemen, itzhak
bemelmans and the tracy jordan dancers.
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Gimme me a microphone.
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* Whole grain,low fat I
know you want a piece of that
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* but I just wanna dance
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still alive.Not yet 32.
Sorry,jack. Worth it.
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- I'm back.
- What did it turn out to be? Lesbians?
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No. Fight club.
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this this is a disaster.
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* But I'm just here to dance
382
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what is wrong with you two?
383
00:20:08,580 --> 00:20:13,130
You guys mess up everything you touch,
and then I have to come in here and fix it.
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- I am so mad.
- Why are you smiling?
385
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,720
You're freaking me out.
386
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,310
Oh,you two troublemakers. Come here!
387
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- She's gonna do something to us.
- You're crazy!
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I'm back,nerds.
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