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...which is why they need a passing game.
Right?

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No <i>way!</i> Get him out of here.
We don't want any of this kind in here.

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Good to see you, <i>man!</i>
Wow, <i>okay!</i>

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How are you? Martin Nash, I presume?

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This is a little gift bag for you
free of charge.

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Follow me,
I will show you where all the slaves work.

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Not... So your desk is...

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Hi, I'm Jim. I'm new here.
Oh, my God, it's really <i>you!</i>

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I was just doing a little joke there
about how we'd never met.

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I know, I don't care.

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<i>Awesome!</i> Good to be back.

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The place looks really good.

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It's really good to see you.
You, too.

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Where do I stand with Pam?

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No idea. I mean, we're friends.

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Always have been friends.
That is where we stand.

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DWIGHT: Well, well, well.

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Look what the cat dragged in
from Stamford.

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Hey, Dwight.
Fact.

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I am older. I am wiser. Do not mess with me.

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Okay, sounds good.

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What are you doing?
I don't know what you're talking about.

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Do I have a smudge on my forehead?
No, you look good.

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Why are you looking at my forehead?
I'm not.

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Meet my eye line, <i>Jim!</i>
I am.

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Stop acting like an <i>idiot!</i>
Okay.

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Hey, buddy. Welcome back.
Hey.

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How are you, man? Good to see you.
I'm good. How are you?

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So...

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Oh, I'm sorry, are you sitting here now?

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Yeah.

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Unless you really, really want it back.

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You know, man, it's really your call.
Cool, thank you.

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Let me get that for you.

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Got it?

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This one taken? No? Good.

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Yeah, Jim is a nice guy.
That's why I got the desk.

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Michael Scott, thank you.
I appreciate it, Mike.

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MICHAEL: All right.

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Hello. I don't believe we've been introduced.

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Dwight Schrute,
Assistant Regional Manager.

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Andy Bernard,
Regional Director in Charge of Sales.

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So you'll be reporting to me, then.

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On the contrary.

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My title has "manager" in it.
And I'm a director.

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Which, on a film set,
is the highest title there is.

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Do you know anything about film?

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I know everything about film.
I've seen over 240 of them.

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Congratulations.

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Hey, Toby.

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Hey, Jim.
How are you, man?

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Oh, really <i>good!</i>
I just wanted to say hi.

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How are you? Hey, welcome back.

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Oh, is that, like, your new thing, or...

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No, I'm sorry, that's...

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No, that's cool.
No, it's nothing, we'll just...

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All right. Good to be back.
So...

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Okay.
All right.

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All right. Sorry about that.
No problem.

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It was...
What?

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Nothing.

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"I present the orientation video."

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We need to talk.
Not now.

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Which is higher,
Assistant Regional Manager,

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or Regional Director in Charge of Sales?

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I told you the titles are irrelevant.
They just relate to pay scale.

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Okay, so who gets paid more, me or Andy?

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It is not a matter of more or less.
Your pay is just different, okay?

193
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All <i>right!</i> Showtime, part one.

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Okay, who reports to who?

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I don't care, <i>Dwight!</i>
You all report to me. That's all that <i>matters!</i>

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The rest of it just work out
amongst yourselves, okay?

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And then if I want...
Work it out amongst yourselves, <i>please!</i>

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I have a company to run.
Will you let me run the company?

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I... One...
Will you? Please?

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KELLY: <i>Jim!</i>
<i>Kelly!</i>

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Oh, my God, I have so much to tell <i>you!</i>
Really?

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00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:01,184
Yes. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes,
they had a baby and they named it Suri,

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00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,955
and then Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie,

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they had a baby, too,
and they named it Shiloh.

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And both babies are <i>amazing!</i>

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Great. What's new with you?

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I just told you.

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Okay, everybody settled in? Good.

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Why don't we all proceed
into the conference room,

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or should I say the banquet hall?

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For... Drum roll, please.

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(IMITATING DRUM ROLL)

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The official

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Merger Day All-Family Welcome Breakfast.
Come on <i>in!</i>

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MICHAEL: Don't be shy.

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00:11:40,132 --> 00:11:42,965
Hey, champagne.
No, no, guests only.

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Smoked <i>salmon!</i>
No, for the guests it is,

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for you, consider it cow meat.

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Strictly taboo.
I eat beef.

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Well, then, consider it poisoned beef.

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It's no touchee.

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The beef is poisoned?
No, it's not <i>beef!</i> Just...

223
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Sit down, please. Welcome, help yourself.

224
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You might want these orientation materials.

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00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:07,352
Wrong, Toby, this is an orientation,
not a bore-ientation.

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Okay, do not worry. All of your questions
are about to be answered.

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Cell phones and pagers off, please.

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00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:18,469
Oh, this looks promising.
You won't be disappointed.

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MICHAEL: Let's face it, moving to a new job
can be very stressful,

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so I have made an orientation video
especially for you newcomers.

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But it's not like any orientation video
that any of you have ever seen.

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It's funny.

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It's got a little bit of a zing to it.

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And I hope that it gives you a flavor

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of what we're all about
here at Dunder Mifflin,

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and what we're all about here in Scranton.

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So let's just all laugh together.
And watch...

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(MICHAEL READING)

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<i>Sittin' in my office</i>
<i>With a plate of grilled bacon</i>

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<i>Call my man Dwight</i>
<i>Just to see what was shakin'!</i>

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<i>Yo, Mike, our town is dope and pretty</i>

242
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<i>So check out how we live</i>
<i>In the Electric City!</i>

243
00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:05,416
<i>They call it Scranton!</i>
<i>What?</i>

244
00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:07,952
<i>The Electric City! Scranton!</i>
<i>What?</i>

245
00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:09,350
<i>The Electric City!</i>

246
00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:11,981
<i>Call Poison Control if you're bit by a spider!</i>

247
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<i>But check that it's covered</i>
<i>By your healthcare provider!</i>

248
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It reminds me of the orientation video
Michael showed on my first day,

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<i>The Scranton Witch Project.</i>

250
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I am so scared

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when people don't label their personal food.

252
00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:29,473
<i>You like coalmines and you wanna see 'em?</i>

253
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<i>Well, check it out, yo</i>
<i>the Anthracite Museum</i>

254
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,541
<i>Plenty of space in the parkin' lot!</i>

255
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,343
<i>But the little cars go in the compact spot!</i>

256
00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:39,816
<i>Spot! Spot! Spot!</i>

257
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:43,582
Well, so far, I think it is killing.

258
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I thought it would either be
an A or an A-plus,

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but I completely forgot
that there is an A-plus-plus.

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<i>DWIGHT: What?</i>

261
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:56,490
This is Karen Filippelli,
please leave a message.

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Terrible. Totally unconvincing.

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00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:04,668
This is Karen Filippelli,
please leave a message.

264
00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:09,806
Not bad.
But you are Italian, so try it more Italian.

265
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:16,211
This is Karen a-Filippelli,
please leave-a me the message.

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(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

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00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:20,148
You feel good? All right.

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Karen Filippelli.

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Hey, buddy.

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Anything new to report?

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Do you mean, to me from you?

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'Cause that's how it works.

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Sure thing, buddy.

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<i>AND Y: Am I trying to get</i>
<i>under his skin? Yes.</i>

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<i>Because the angrier he gets,</i>
<i>the more marginalized he becomes.</i>

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00:14:55,394 --> 00:15:00,263
Meanwhile, Andy Bernard is out there
laying on the charm.

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00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:03,764
Hey, Angela. Check this out.

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It's my new screensaver.

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00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:10,370
Do you like it?

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I do like it, actually.
Thank you.

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You have such a pretty smile, by the way.

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Thank you.
You're welcome.

283
00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:25,616
Hey.
Hey.

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00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:27,318
What happened to grape soda?

285
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:30,089
Oh, yeah, I'm trying to move away from that.

286
00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:33,126
Getting into more of a bottled water phase.

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00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:36,395
You've changed so much.
Well, I'm evolving, Pam.

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00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:41,130
So when do I get to hear everything?
Are you still getting unpacked, or...

289
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:44,403
You wanna grab a coffee
or something after work?

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Tonight, actually?
No, I'm just still getting settled, so...

291
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Oh, yeah, no, you know, whenever.
Okay.

292
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Okay.

293
00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:55,978
Sorry to interrupt, I...
Nope, you're not interrupting anything.

294
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,823
Nope, I'm... Don't.
All right.

295
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:00,985
Okay.
All right.

296
00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:05,260
I should probably get back to work.

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Crack the whip. All right.
Yeah, I know, me, too.

298
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:16,965
The day's going fine.
It's been a little chaotic, but it's fine.

299
00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:21,877
It's great. A lot of distractions, but it's good.

300
00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:30,452
Take a picture, it'll last longer.

301
00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:33,389
I'm sorry, it's just... It's a little distracting.

302
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:35,359
Ditto that, my brother.

303
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,408
Look what's on his <i>computer!</i>

304
00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:57,711
What is that, a squid's eye, or...

305
00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,546
It's my left breast.

306
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:04,380
How did you...
Right place at the right time.

307
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:10,291
Oh, what's that smell?
What smell?

308
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:15,062
There must be an air freshener
plugged in somewhere.

309
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:17,499
It smells like a funeral home.

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00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:19,628
Oh, I'll help you find it.

311
00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:25,371
You know what, never mind.
What is it?

312
00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:29,079
I think I'm just allergic to your perfume.

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00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,343
My perfume?
It's just my crazy nose.

314
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:35,717
I'm used to different smells.

315
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:40,216
Bob Vance bought this perfume for me
in metropolitan Orlando.

316
00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:42,385
It's made from real pine.

317
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:44,088
Who's Bob Vance?

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00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:47,523
You've a lot to learn
about this town, sweetie.

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00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:51,996
I don't know who these new people
think they are.

320
00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:55,665
I've sat downwind of Phyllis'
stinky perfumes for years.

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00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,633
Never said a word.

322
00:17:57,709 --> 00:18:01,076
People hate people
that are different from them. That's natural.

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00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:03,580
<i>But you know what makes people</i>
<i>forget their differences?</i>

324
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<i>A great show.</i>

325
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:08,148
<i>That is why I created</i>
<i>the integration celebration.</i>

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00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:09,515
<i>This is the moment</i>

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<i>when Scranton and Stamford</i>
<i>come together as one,</i>

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United in applause.

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I know a lot of you must be thinking,

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"Wow, what a day.

331
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,967
"It feels more like a night at a party
than a day at work."

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00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:26,095
Well, in my opinion,

333
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business should feel like a night out,

334
00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:33,577
a night at

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the Roxbury.

336
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:42,683
Okay, there's supposed to be music,
and it's...

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00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:45,314
I got it, I got it, <i>Dwight!</i> Just...

338
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:47,722
Do you have batteries in there?
Stupid...

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00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,484
(SCATTING)

340
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,322
<i>What is love?</i>

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00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,197
That's <i>it!</i> Yes, <i>yes!</i> Okay. Here we go.

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<i>Baby don't hurt me</i>

343
00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:01,168
<i>Don't hurt me no more</i>
<i>Don't hurt me no more</i>

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00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,264
Let it rock, <i>baby!</i>

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00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:04,434
<i>What is love? Baby don't hurt me</i>

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00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:05,841
Here we go, here we <i>go!</i>

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00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:08,345
<i>Don't hurt me no more</i>

348
00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:09,505
(EXCLAIMING)

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00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:11,674
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.

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(BOTH SCATTING)

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00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:17,881
You and <i>me!</i> You and <i>me!</i>
Me and <i>you!</i> You and <i>me!</i>

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00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:20,624
You and <i>me! You! You!</i>
<i>You! You!</i> You and <i>me! You! You!</i>

353
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:23,160
Oh, my nose is so itchy.
Why is my nose so itchy?

354
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,753
Probably because of all the nose candy.

355
00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:28,363
Okay.

356
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,668
I told you these guys had a sense of humor.

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00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:32,135
Very funny, <i>Michael!</i>
Okay.

358
00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:34,798
Really funny, <i>Michael!</i>
All right, all right, all right, I'm on a roll.

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00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:36,966
Why are the new people on the table?

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00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:40,741
To show them that we are not above them.

361
00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:43,771
Shouldn't we be equals?

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00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,942
Not today, no.

363
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:52,150
<i>Tony!</i> Please join your cohorts
on the table, if you would.

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00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:56,050
This is difficult for me.

365
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:58,255
Hey, I understand, we're all friends.

366
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:01,595
No, I mean, I can't physically.
I can't get on the table.

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00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:02,998
Oh, well...

368
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:08,537
Just use the momentum of your lower half
to hoist yourself up.

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00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,269
Okay?

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00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,014
You know what? I'll help. I will help.
No, please.

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00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:22,313
Don't...
Don't be shy. Dwight, let's do this.

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00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:23,649
Come on, we're doing this thing.

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00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,349
Ready? On three. One...
Let's get up.

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00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:27,949
Bend at the knees. Okay.
Here we <i>go!</i> Here we <i>go!</i>

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00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:30,859
I'm under this. I'm under this hock here.

376
00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:33,730
I don't know what I'm grabbing <i>here!</i>
All right, all <i>right! Stop!</i>

377
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:36,097
Put me <i>down!</i>
But it feels good. Push it, push <i>it!</i>

378
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:39,001
I'm right in your <i>crack!</i>
No, put me down right <i>now!</i>

379
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,834
Don't give <i>up!</i> You got it, <i>man!</i>
Put me down right <i>now!</i>

380
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,136
I've had <i>enough!</i> Put me down right <i>now!</i>
You got it, you got <i>it!</i>

381
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:46,075
Wait, wait, wait, okay, okay, okay. Easy.
Hey, easy.

382
00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:47,803
I'm <i>sorry!</i>
Don't...

383
00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:51,508
It's just not going to work for me.

384
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,446
I have to go.

385
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:54,744
I don't understand.

386
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:57,345
I was on the fence about this,

387
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,652
and it's just not a good fit.

388
00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:02,717
Well, we'll squeeze you <i>in!</i>
I can't work here.

389
00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:04,318
I have to quit.

390
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:12,727
You can't quit on the first <i>day!</i>
That's heresy, my <i>friend!</i>

391
00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:17,402
Okay, let's talk about this. What happened?
I mean, what...

392
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:21,810
Was it Toby? Did he say something?
'Cause he's...

393
00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:25,840
No, Toby was helpful. He was very kind.

394
00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:29,718
It's just your management style.

395
00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:33,716
My management style? So...

396
00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:38,754
Didn't you think <i>Lazy Scranton</i> was funny?
No.

397
00:21:39,364 --> 00:21:41,298
Was it supposed to be funny?

398
00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:42,731
Okay, well...

399
00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:47,162
Don't bother quitting, because you're fired.

400
00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:49,673
Excuse me?
You are <i>fired!</i>

401
00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:52,642
I'm sorry,
but we don't have quitters on this <i>team!</i>

402
00:21:52,711 --> 00:21:54,144
Just clean out your <i>desk!</i>

403
00:21:54,212 --> 00:21:56,180
But there's nothing
in my desk except coupons.

404
00:21:56,281 --> 00:22:00,115
Don't try to apologize to me, man.
It's too <i>late!</i> Just get <i>out!</i>

405
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,984
Take your bad vibes with <i>you!</i>

406
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,250
That was my advice.

407
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,121
Remember, I'm the one who suggested
that you fire <i>him!</i>

408
00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:09,490
Probably the best advice
you ever gave me, Dwight.

409
00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:13,930
And what advice has Andy given
to you today that you have acted on?

410
00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:18,434
Would none be an accurate estimate?
None advice?

411
00:22:19,471 --> 00:22:20,836
Fire Andy.

412
00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:23,605
Fire Andy.

413
00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:26,977
Dwight may have won the battle,

414
00:22:27,612 --> 00:22:31,207
but I will win the next battle.

415
00:22:31,883 --> 00:22:34,750
Tony was right.
This environment is dysfunctional.

416
00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:36,754
Well, maybe that's because
some people treat it

417
00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:38,585
like their own private Hooters strip club.

418
00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:42,855
Whoa, Angela, hold on.
Hooters is a restaurant

419
00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:44,894
with over 400 locations worldwide.

420
00:22:44,963 --> 00:22:48,091
Back to work. We don't have to get along.
We just have to work together.

421
00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:50,134
No, we do have to get along.

422
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,727
Can't we all just get along?

423
00:22:53,605 --> 00:22:57,541
Or have we forgotten the words
of the Reverend King?

424
00:22:58,310 --> 00:22:59,902
<i>The word "merger" comes</i>
<i>from the word "marriage"</i>

425
00:22:59,978 --> 00:23:02,310
And that was what today was
supposed to be.

426
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:05,248
The loving union between people.

427
00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:10,414
Instead, it has become like
when my mom moved in with Jeff.

428
00:23:11,923 --> 00:23:15,222
And once again, it becomes my job to fix it.

429
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:18,988
Hey, hey, <i>everybody!</i> Something <i>happened!</i>

430
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:21,157
Those guys from Vance Refrigeration,

431
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,962
they let the air out of our <i>tires!</i>
What?

432
00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:26,765
Yeah, they punk'd us, they punk'd us <i>good!</i>
Come <i>on!</i> Come <i>on!</i>

433
00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:31,834
Does Bob Vance
work for Vance Refrigeration?

434
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,377
Does he ever.

435
00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:43,149
Man, they got us so bad.
We cannot let them get away with <i>this!</i>

436
00:23:43,321 --> 00:23:47,758
We have got to pull together as one
and steal their <i>refrigerators!</i>

437
00:23:47,826 --> 00:23:49,350
<i>Yeah!</i>
Yeah?

438
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,793
I don't think we can do that.

439
00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:52,227
Go home, Toby. Just...

440
00:23:52,297 --> 00:23:55,061
Hey. Why doesn't your car have a flat tire?

441
00:23:55,133 --> 00:23:59,832
Why? I will tell you why.
Because they saved the worst for <i>me!</i>

442
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:02,805
They put a hate note
under my windshield wiper.

443
00:24:02,874 --> 00:24:04,705
Check this out, it's so hateful.

444
00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:06,437
"You guys <i>suck!</i>

445
00:24:06,511 --> 00:24:09,241
"You can never pull together as one
and revenge <i>us!</i>

446
00:24:09,314 --> 00:24:10,941
"That is why you <i>suck!"</i>

447
00:24:11,016 --> 00:24:12,881
For crying out loud.

448
00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:15,920
No. No, no, no, <i>no!</i> No, you are falling for <i>it!</i>

449
00:24:15,987 --> 00:24:19,047
You are playing right into their hands.
This is just what they want you to <i>do!</i>

450
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,386
Don't, okay.
What is with this guy?

451
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,484
Got an hour? I'll try to explain.

452
00:24:26,264 --> 00:24:27,993
MICHAEL: This is <i>egregious!</i>

453
00:24:30,101 --> 00:24:31,762
This is <i>egregious!</i>

454
00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:35,166
Trust me, it only gets worse.

455
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:38,967
Is he always like this?
Sometimes he brings more costumes.

456
00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:40,534
When do people work?

457
00:24:40,612 --> 00:24:43,342
We find little times during the day.

458
00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:45,076
How are we gonna get home?

459
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:48,745
Bob Vance has an air pump.
He said he'd fill all our tires up.

460
00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:51,220
Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration.

461
00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:55,457
See that? Mission accomplished.

462
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:57,685
They're like a bunch of fourth graders.

463
00:24:57,762 --> 00:25:02,131
Sometimes what brings the kids together
is hating the lunch lady.

464
00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:04,559
Although, that'll <i>change!</i>

465
00:25:04,636 --> 00:25:08,197
Because by the end of the fourth grade,
the lunch lady

466
00:25:08,273 --> 00:25:11,436
was actually the person
I hung out with the most.

467
00:25:11,877 --> 00:25:13,902
(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)

468
00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:18,911
Jell-O. Hi, Jan.
<i>JAN: Michael!</i>

469
00:25:18,984 --> 00:25:20,747
<i>Did you fire Tony Gardner</i>
<i>when he was trying to quit?</i>

470
00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:25,688
I did. Major personnel crisis averted.
Compliment accepted.

471
00:25:25,757 --> 00:25:29,659
<i>Do you realize, Michael,</i>
<i>that we now have to pay him severance?</i>

472
00:25:30,061 --> 00:25:31,085
Yes.

473
00:25:31,796 --> 00:25:33,024
<i>You do?</i>

474
00:25:33,398 --> 00:25:36,492
But do you realize that
that was actually Dwight's idea?

475
00:25:36,568 --> 00:25:38,092
Bad advice from my number two.

476
00:25:38,169 --> 00:25:41,764
<i>What? No, no, no, Jim is your number two.</i>

477
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,034
What?

478
00:25:43,108 --> 00:25:45,076
<i>He is the only one</i>
<i>who has worked with both groups.</i>

479
00:25:45,143 --> 00:25:47,373
<i>I sent you a memo about this.</i>

480
00:25:48,513 --> 00:25:51,744
Yes, I know that, for I do read the memos.

481
00:25:53,318 --> 00:25:57,015
So, after a great deal of thought
and introspectivtion,

482
00:25:57,088 --> 00:26:00,615
I have decided to make
Jim my new number two.

483
00:26:02,093 --> 00:26:05,085
If he even wants it.
It doesn't come with a pay raise.

484
00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:07,063
No, it does, actually.

485
00:26:08,033 --> 00:26:10,228
So who will be your new number three?

486
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:12,202
That I have not decided yet.

487
00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:14,738
Michael, I would just like to say
that you have handled

488
00:26:14,806 --> 00:26:18,139
this entire situation with great aplomb.

489
00:26:18,209 --> 00:26:21,110
Thank you, Andy, that's very kind, thanks.

490
00:26:21,179 --> 00:26:23,545
And I have to say
that your leadership has brought...

491
00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:26,049
Shut it. Shut it. That's...

492
00:26:28,186 --> 00:26:29,517
Suck-up.

493
00:26:30,455 --> 00:26:32,184
(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)

494
00:26:34,993 --> 00:26:37,359
Hey, where you at, Filippelli?

495
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:41,763
<i>KAREN: I'm at the grocery store buying</i>
<i>a corkscrew to give myself a lobotomy.</i>

496
00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:44,732
What's wrong,
you didn't have a good first day?

497
00:26:44,803 --> 00:26:46,168
<i>Oh, my God!</i>

498
00:26:46,404 --> 00:26:49,601
<i>Hey, you wanna meet</i>
<i>at Cooper's in an hour? I need a drink.</i>

499
00:26:49,674 --> 00:26:52,199
Yeah, sure. Sounds good. I...

500
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,276
Hey, you know what?
Can I give you a call right back?

501
00:26:55,347 --> 00:26:57,372
<i>Yeah. Bye.</i>
Okay, thanks.

502
00:26:58,483 --> 00:27:00,781
Hey.
<i>Hey!</i>

503
00:27:00,852 --> 00:27:02,911
I thought you had already left.

504
00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:07,184
No, I just had some other stuff I had to do.

505
00:27:07,258 --> 00:27:09,317
Good.
What's up?

506
00:27:09,394 --> 00:27:10,691
Oh, nothing, I just feel bad.

507
00:27:10,762 --> 00:27:13,060
I feel like things were a little weird today,
or something.

508
00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:14,758
What do you mean?

509
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:19,962
I just think I should tell you
that I've sort of started seeing someone.

510
00:27:20,271 --> 00:27:21,499
And...

511
00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:24,804
That's totally cool.
You can do whatever you want.

512
00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:28,903
Okay, good.

513
00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:31,676
We're friends. We'll always be friends.

514
00:27:32,851 --> 00:27:34,045
Right.

515
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:36,985
It's good to have you back.

516
00:27:37,055 --> 00:27:39,546
Yeah, good to be back.

517
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,366
Saw your dork-mobile in the parking lot.

518
00:27:54,439 --> 00:27:55,838
What does it get, like,
four miles to the gallon?

519
00:27:55,907 --> 00:27:57,499
Try double that.

520
00:27:57,575 --> 00:28:00,442
Classic Trans Am, vintage American muscle.
Please.

521
00:28:00,545 --> 00:28:04,208
Yeah, my Xterra is pretty sweet.
Luxurious yet rugged.

522
00:28:04,282 --> 00:28:05,306
Leave it to the Japanese.

523
00:28:05,383 --> 00:28:07,044
Xterra's not even a real word.

524
00:28:07,118 --> 00:28:09,814
Actually, it is, it's Latin for "earth."

525
00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:12,880
Oh, so you drive an X-earth?
Yeah, that makes sense.

526
00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:16,653
I'd rather drive a classic Trans Am
than an X-earth.

527
00:28:17,595 --> 00:28:18,960
Yeah, I bet you would.

528
00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:22,090
Oh, by the way, 1985 called.
It wants its car back.

529
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:25,393
Well, I hope 1985 has a time machine,
'cause I drive an '87.

530
00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:26,732
Speaking of time machines?

531
00:28:26,805 --> 00:28:29,774
I just got back from the future,
and I went to your funeral, and guess what?

532
00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:31,240
Nobody came.

533
00:28:31,309 --> 00:28:35,803
Speaking of funerals,
why don't you go ahead and go die?

534
00:28:36,014 --> 00:28:40,212
That was a really well-constructed sentence.

535
00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:44,788
You should be an English professor
at Cor-Not University.

536
00:28:45,156 --> 00:28:46,555
<i>Idiot!</i>

537
00:28:46,624 --> 00:28:49,058
If I were an idiot, I'd be driving a Trans Am.

538
00:28:49,294 --> 00:28:50,727
If you were driving a Trans Am,

539
00:28:50,795 --> 00:28:53,889
you'd be the smartest idiot
in the whole world.

540
00:28:53,965 --> 00:28:56,126
<i>Idiot!</i>

541
00:28:57,335 --> 00:28:58,962
You're the idiot.

542
00:28:59,437 --> 00:29:00,836
Nice comeback.

543
00:29:01,072 --> 00:29:05,202
I was making fun
of your comeback. That's why it worked.

544
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:11,314
I totally got the best of that interchange.