1 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:39,596 Angela. What? 2 00:00:39,672 --> 00:00:42,140 That was a voicemail that corporate left last night. 3 00:00:42,942 --> 00:00:44,637 They did not get our tax forms. 4 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:46,339 Did you send them? 5 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:48,847 They arrived this morning. 6 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:50,041 Are you sure? 7 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:53,181 It is a big deal if... Is it a big deal? 8 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:54,853 Is it, Kevin? 9 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,321 Do you really not know? 10 00:00:58,391 --> 00:00:59,881 Because it is a big deal. 11 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:04,125 AND Y: Five of us transferred from Stamford. 12 00:01:04,464 --> 00:01:07,160 There's two of us left. Me and Karen. 13 00:01:07,967 --> 00:01:10,697 It's like we're touring Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory 14 00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:12,362 and dropping off one by one. 15 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:15,066 Well, guess what? 16 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:17,471 I'm not falling in a chocolate river. 17 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,343 Everything okay? 18 00:01:26,786 --> 00:01:29,016 It's fine. You are in the clear. 19 00:01:29,789 --> 00:01:30,813 Thank you. 20 00:01:36,896 --> 00:01:38,158 I don't want those. 21 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:43,261 Dwight, care to join us? Finally. 22 00:01:43,736 --> 00:01:45,067 Thank you. 23 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:48,132 Hey, Dwight, pass the tardy sauce. 24 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:49,266 Get it, Michael? Yes. 25 00:01:49,342 --> 00:01:50,570 Okay. 26 00:01:50,643 --> 00:01:52,611 Here is the dream team. 27 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:54,677 My sales dream team. 28 00:01:55,248 --> 00:01:57,307 Today we are going to team up for sales calls. 29 00:01:57,383 --> 00:02:00,819 Andy, since this was your idea, you get to pick first. 30 00:02:01,554 --> 00:02:05,115 Well, let me think about this for a minute. 31 00:02:05,191 --> 00:02:08,490 Oh, I don't know. Michael Scott? 32 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:12,056 PhD. Doctor of sales. 33 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:14,459 MICHAEL: Well, I appreciate that. That's very gracious of you. 34 00:02:14,534 --> 00:02:18,664 Well, it is very gracious of you to accept. Well, thank you, sir. 35 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:22,037 Okay, now going by seniority. 36 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,803 Phyllis, our resident senior. 37 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:25,806 We're the same age. 38 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:28,544 And I'll pick Karen. 39 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:31,014 Oh, thanks. 40 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:32,576 MICHAEL: Good. 41 00:02:33,019 --> 00:02:36,785 Next up, the Super Fly himself, Stanley. Pass. 42 00:02:37,123 --> 00:02:39,819 You can't pass. You gotta pick somebody. 43 00:02:43,196 --> 00:02:44,857 I'll take the kid. 44 00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:49,901 I'm very flattered. I was his second choice after pass. 45 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:53,094 So that just leaves Dwight and Jim. 46 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:55,298 Okay, wait. Does anyone want to trade? 47 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:57,002 Yeah, I'll trade. 48 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,708 Dwight and I used to go on sales calls all the time. 49 00:02:59,779 --> 00:03:02,873 In fact, I have a picture to remember that time. 50 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,044 Oh, young Jim. 51 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:08,713 There's just so much I need to warn you about 52 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:12,719 and yet, tragically, I cannot. 53 00:03:14,093 --> 00:03:16,084 Sebring by Chrysler. 54 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:19,023 A heck of a motor carriage. 55 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,359 Dwight! DWIGHT: Yeah? 56 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:21,832 Here you go. 57 00:03:22,268 --> 00:03:23,292 Yeah! 58 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:25,303 You want shirts on hangers? Please. 59 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:27,032 He does your laundry? 60 00:03:27,106 --> 00:03:28,471 Long story. 61 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:30,905 All right, everybody, circle up! 62 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:32,542 MICHAEL: Here we go. 63 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,470 You know what this is? 64 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:36,208 This is The Amazing Race. 65 00:03:36,282 --> 00:03:40,378 And you guys are retired Marines, and you guys are the mother-daughter, 66 00:03:40,453 --> 00:03:45,356 and you guys are the gay couple, and we are the firefighter heroes. 67 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:46,517 Are we ready to go? KAREN: Wait. 68 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:49,528 Amazing Race, like, the biggest sale wins? 69 00:03:50,029 --> 00:03:52,793 No. We're just gonna rush out, do the sales thing and come back. 70 00:03:52,865 --> 00:03:54,799 Is there a prize? Just bragging rights. 71 00:03:54,867 --> 00:03:56,266 Then how is this Amazing Race? 72 00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:57,325 It's just... 73 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:58,495 (EXCLAIMS) 74 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,937 It's Amazing Race, Phyllis, okay? 75 00:04:01,007 --> 00:04:03,532 We're in teams of two and we're on a mission. 76 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:06,477 All right. So, on your mark. Get set. Go. 77 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:08,514 Let's do it. Come on! 78 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:14,819 Michael... 79 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,683 (LAUGHS) 80 00:04:17,023 --> 00:04:18,012 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 81 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,388 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 82 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,488 Do you have a pole? 83 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,619 Let's go get a broom. 84 00:04:23,696 --> 00:04:26,392 Seriously, are you gonna sit in the back? 85 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:28,957 Yeah. It's the safest part of a car. 86 00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:32,368 In the event of a crash, the driver always protects his side first. 87 00:04:37,176 --> 00:04:38,541 Here we go. 88 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:42,544 AND Y: In order to take down Dwight, I have to chip away at his ally. 89 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:43,809 In this case, Michael. 90 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:45,009 And here's the good news. 91 00:04:45,885 --> 00:04:49,753 Every success I've ever had in my job or with the lady folk 92 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:56,258 has come from my ability to slowly and painfully wear someone down. 93 00:04:57,764 --> 00:04:59,425 What's the deal with Dwight doing your laundry? 94 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:03,465 That is a long story. 95 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:09,267 A couple of months ago, Dwight tried to go behind my back with Jan 96 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:10,904 and get my job. 97 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:14,310 And I am now having him do my laundry as punishment. 98 00:05:15,114 --> 00:05:19,380 Wow. That is a long story, but quite well told, Michael. 99 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:21,445 I find it very interesting. 100 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:24,786 Especially the part about Dwight going behind your back 101 00:05:24,857 --> 00:05:27,849 and basically being, like, a terrible person. 102 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:31,659 You know, if you want your laundry done right, 103 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:35,028 I used to work at Abercrombie, so... 104 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,897 Pretty good folder. 105 00:05:37,036 --> 00:05:38,298 Hey, Pam. 106 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:40,563 Would you like to go with me to grab a coffee? 107 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:43,232 Really? Yeah. 108 00:05:43,309 --> 00:05:46,540 I thought you could use some fresh air and it might be fun. 109 00:05:46,612 --> 00:05:48,477 Okay. Sure. 110 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:49,640 Okay. 111 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,656 Why are we turning in here? This is a beauty salon. 112 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,320 Hey, do you mind if I take the lead on this one 113 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:04,556 and then you can critique me after? 114 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:06,063 You want the lead? 115 00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:08,396 Yeah, if you don't mind. Mind? 116 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:10,698 Nothing would delight me more. 117 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:23,071 Leave the keys. 118 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:26,349 You still do that thing? Leave the keys. 119 00:06:30,656 --> 00:06:32,851 (MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 120 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:49,603 I think that you have assembled an amazing team at Scranton. 121 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:51,532 It's really a pleasure to be a part of it. 122 00:06:51,611 --> 00:06:54,409 It's like everyone has their own special skill, you know. 123 00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:56,842 Just like the Super Friends. 124 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:00,708 Except for Dwight, who's kind of more of a Super Dud. 125 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:03,879 I mean, he'd be a Super Friend if there was a Super Friend 126 00:07:03,956 --> 00:07:06,652 whose super power was always being late. 127 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:08,682 You know? 128 00:07:10,129 --> 00:07:11,460 Hawkman. 129 00:07:13,966 --> 00:07:15,763 My plan is taking longer than I thought, 130 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,034 but I don't give up easily. 131 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:22,205 (TOILET FLUSHING) I have walked two marathons, so... 132 00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:24,905 Let's go. 133 00:07:28,347 --> 00:07:29,974 The men's room was disgusting. 134 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:36,477 After you, sir. No, thank you. 135 00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:38,046 I never let anyone walk behind me. 136 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:40,092 Seven out of 10 attacks are from the rear. 137 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:43,287 Okay. Well, that still leaves a 30% chance that I'll attack you from the front. 138 00:07:43,362 --> 00:07:45,489 Yeah, but it'll be easier to stop. 139 00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:48,090 I can always block the blow. Or I can counter it... 140 00:07:56,008 --> 00:07:58,033 Angela, you seem so happy. 141 00:07:59,545 --> 00:08:02,605 I bet you wish you were like this all the time. 142 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:07,118 This friend of mine... Let's call her "Noel." 143 00:08:08,921 --> 00:08:12,687 She missed this deadline turning something into corporate in New York. 144 00:08:13,292 --> 00:08:17,092 But then this gallant gentleman, we'll call him "Kurt." 145 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:20,962 He drove all the way to New York and handed it in for her. 146 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:23,001 That's... I don't know. 147 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:25,230 I guess he just really likes her a lot. 148 00:08:26,138 --> 00:08:27,867 Well, that's great. 149 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:29,497 Yes, it is. 150 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:35,436 Hello? 151 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:36,637 Hey. 152 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:39,010 Did you catch that up at Lake Wallenpaupack? 153 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:40,109 Yeah. 154 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:42,984 You know, I used to go up there all the time with my step-dad 155 00:08:43,055 --> 00:08:45,649 and I never caught anything that big. 156 00:08:45,925 --> 00:08:48,792 I caught an 80-pound shark off Montauk. 157 00:08:49,295 --> 00:08:50,887 That's in the Hamptons. 158 00:08:50,963 --> 00:08:53,056 My dad's got a 42-foot Bayliner. 159 00:08:53,132 --> 00:08:56,124 Sniped it with a rifle from the crow's- nest. 160 00:08:58,304 --> 00:08:59,328 Also shot a deer once. 161 00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:01,373 You know what? Let's get right down to it. 162 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:05,035 Dunder Mifflin may be just two rooms and a warehouse, 163 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:06,601 but what we lack in flash, 164 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:10,080 we will make up for with hard work and decency. 165 00:09:10,149 --> 00:09:13,277 Okay, this is the classic undersell. 166 00:09:13,419 --> 00:09:17,549 Because you should know we don't work out of a log cabin. 167 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:22,086 We trade on the New York Stock Exchange. Ever heard of it? It's in New York. 168 00:09:23,162 --> 00:09:26,461 I have to say I'm a little wary of getting involved with a big company. 169 00:09:26,532 --> 00:09:28,090 We've had some problems in the past. 170 00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:31,659 And I think what Andy is trying to express is that 171 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,539 while we have the resources of a large company, 172 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:37,872 we will give you the care and attention of a small company. 173 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:40,742 Man, that is like poetry. 174 00:09:41,714 --> 00:09:42,806 I swear. No. 175 00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:45,715 This guy could sell paper to a tree stump. 176 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,249 I'm so sorry, man. 177 00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:53,686 I really screwed that up. 178 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,351 I really... No. Don't worry about it. 179 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,328 I really Schruted it. 180 00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:58,622 What? 181 00:09:58,698 --> 00:10:00,222 I Schruted it. 182 00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:02,995 It's just this thing people say around your office all the time. 183 00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:05,970 Like when you screw something up in a really irreversible way, 184 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:07,962 you Schruted it. 185 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:11,369 I don't know where it comes from, though. 186 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,412 You think it comes from Dwight Schrute? 187 00:10:13,479 --> 00:10:16,448 I don't know. Who knows how words are formed. 188 00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:19,082 Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. 189 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,720 This is Pam. 190 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:25,784 I did? 191 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:28,452 Yeah, I did a watercolor of Francis Willard Elementary School 192 00:10:28,527 --> 00:10:30,392 for a contest they were having. 193 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,256 They were calling with the results. 194 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,698 And I won. 195 00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:38,502 I won. My painting won! 196 00:10:38,671 --> 00:10:41,663 So I'd like to thank my mom for always encouraging me. 197 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:45,205 And I'd like to thank my dad for buying me my first set of art pencils. 198 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:49,372 And I'd like to thank the sixth-grade class that picked me. 199 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:52,374 It's a big order. 200 00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:54,146 Thanks, Ken. Yeah, thank you. 201 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:56,484 Hey, how's Annie? She's great. 202 00:10:57,089 --> 00:10:59,421 This is us last year in Bermuda. 203 00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:04,923 Lovely place. You ever been to Bermuda? 204 00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:08,627 JULIUS: Stanley Hudson. Julius, how's it going? 205 00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:12,102 Great, great, great. Stanley, so good to see you. 206 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,365 You, too. 207 00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:15,407 I'd like you fellows to meet Ryan Howard. 208 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:18,202 Hi. Yeah. I'm gonna let Ryan do a little pitch 209 00:11:18,277 --> 00:11:20,677 for you while I do my crossword puzzle. Ryan. 210 00:11:29,955 --> 00:11:33,220 Hi. Hi. Hi. 211 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:34,917 Hello, Ryan. Hi. 212 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:36,222 What do you have for us? 213 00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:43,257 We can offer our biggest discounts on 30% recycled and ultra premium laser. 214 00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:44,700 Okay. Okay. 215 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,169 Can I use your phone? 216 00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:47,830 Yeah, sure. Go ahead. Thanks. 217 00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:50,000 Let me talk to you about a few of the other things we can offer. 218 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:51,976 Namely, we know that tax season's coming up, 219 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:54,103 so by April 1st we can have you fully stocked. 220 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,148 We have discount prices on ink cartridges. DWIGHT: One. 221 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:57,239 Three. 222 00:11:57,316 --> 00:11:58,647 And also any forms that you're gonna need... 223 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,084 Seven. ...we can custom make them. 224 00:12:04,356 --> 00:12:06,950 Hey, Kev, guess what? 225 00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:08,823 I won an art contest today. 226 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,021 How much did you win? $100. 227 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:16,433 I won 400 bucks on the Celtics game last night. 228 00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,930 Cool. Congratulations. 229 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:21,901 Thanks. 230 00:12:26,178 --> 00:12:27,805 It was so sweet. 231 00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:35,450 (LAUGHING) 232 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:39,057 And you just said, "Hi! Hi! Hi!" 233 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:45,588 You sounded like my niece. 234 00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:47,822 And she's six months old! 235 00:12:50,569 --> 00:12:52,161 Well, I appreciate what you guys are saying, 236 00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:54,672 but it makes more fiscal sense to go with one of the big guys. 237 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,002 Sure. That's true. 238 00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:57,235 We can't compete with their prices. 239 00:12:57,309 --> 00:12:58,435 But let me ask you something. 240 00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,809 How important to you is customer service? Very. 241 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,940 ELECTRONIC VOICE: Please keep holding. Your call is very important to us. 242 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:08,212 That's one of the big guys. Been on hold this whole time. 243 00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:10,680 And this is Dunder Mifflin. 244 00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:13,916 KELLY: Dunder Mifflin customer service. This is Kelly. 245 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,392 Hey, Kelly, it's Jim. 246 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:18,430 Oh, my God! Jim! How are you? I wanted to tell you... 247 00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:19,862 Here's my card. 248 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,456 It's got my cell number, my pager number, 249 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,229 my home number and my other pager number. 250 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:26,965 I never take vacations. I never get sick. And I don't celebrate any major holidays. 251 00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:28,802 All right. I get it. 252 00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:30,933 We got a deal. All right. 253 00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:36,539 Hey, Angela, I got good news today, too. 254 00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:39,248 I won an art contest. 255 00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:41,180 That's great, Pam. 256 00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:45,220 I like having these little moments with you. 257 00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:50,453 You know what? Sprinkles recently had kittens. 258 00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:53,965 I would like to offer you the dominant male. 259 00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:56,127 His name is Ash. 260 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,706 I don't think so. But thanks. 261 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:09,838 My building manager is... 262 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,242 You understand. 263 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:17,856 Well then, have a nice day. 264 00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:23,952 Thanks. That was fun. 265 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:27,965 Yeah. I really enjoy spending time with you. You're a very nice person. 266 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,364 Thank you. 267 00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:31,362 I'm so glad you're with Jim. 268 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:34,270 He was hung-up on Pam for such a long time. 269 00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:37,635 I didn't think he'd ever get over her. 270 00:14:40,412 --> 00:14:41,811 That's nice. 271 00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:46,483 You can pay me back later for the makeover. 272 00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:57,318 AND Y: Hey, boss. Got a minute? MICHAEL: Yes, Andy. 273 00:14:57,796 --> 00:15:00,321 AND Y: I forget. Why did Dwight say he was late this morning? 274 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,991 MICHAEL: He didn't say. That's weird. 275 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:05,468 Because I was just walking past his desk and I saw this, 276 00:15:05,537 --> 00:15:08,700 which is a toll booth receipt from New York City, 277 00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:10,571 Stamped really early this morning. 278 00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:12,802 So... 279 00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:17,003 Why would Dwight go to New York without telling anyone? 280 00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:19,483 You think he went to see Jan? 281 00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:22,051 That's not like him, is it? 282 00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:28,323 Someone told me a story about this... With like laundry and betrayal. 283 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:33,690 Did you betray Dwight and try to steal his job or something? 284 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:34,790 No. 285 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,629 You are remembering it wrong. 286 00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:40,935 Dwight betrayed me once before. 287 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,567 So this is his strike two. 288 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,770 You know what they say? 289 00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:47,835 "Fool me once, strike one. 290 00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:50,443 "But fool me twice, 291 00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:53,942 "strike three." 292 00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:59,483 JAN: Dwight's name is on the security sign-in sheet, 293 00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:02,391 but I don't know who he met with. 294 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,357 And where it asks to state your business, 295 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:06,830 he wrote, "Beeswax Not Yours Incorporated." 296 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,230 I knew it. 297 00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:14,262 Oh, doggie. 298 00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:18,399 Hey, you wanna grab a coffee? 299 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,403 Sure. 300 00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:22,178 Look at you. 301 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:23,807 Yeah. 302 00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:26,779 Beesly, coffee? 303 00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:28,786 No, thanks, I had some already. All right. 304 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:30,048 But, hey, Jim. Yeah? 305 00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:32,523 I won an art contest today. 306 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,422 No way! Yeah. 307 00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:36,987 All right, Pam. Congratulations. Thanks. 308 00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:38,120 Which one was it? 309 00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:40,290 I sent them one of my watercolors. Cool. 310 00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:43,233 It was a new one I did. Are you ready, Jim? 311 00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:45,600 Yeah. Can I see it when I get back? Yeah. 312 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,002 Congratulations. Thanks. 313 00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:48,061 Big deal. 314 00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:58,545 Hey! We nailed the sale. 315 00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:00,016 Where were you this morning? 316 00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:03,149 I overslept. Damn rooster didn't crow. 317 00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:06,157 Why do you lie, liar? I'm not a liar. 318 00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:09,092 You are lying right now. Sure seems like he's lying. 319 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:10,628 Stay out of this, you! 320 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,062 I know that you went to corporate this morning. 321 00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:16,192 And I know that you lied about it. 322 00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:20,538 And given our history, I need you to tell me right now 323 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:23,637 exactly what you were doing this morning. 324 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:25,777 Michael, I cannot tell you what I was doing there. 325 00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:27,803 But you have to trust me. 326 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,247 I would never do anything to hurt you or this company. 327 00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:32,544 Okay, you know what? 328 00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:35,212 I want you to think about your future at this company. 329 00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:37,187 I want you to think about it long and hard. 330 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,053 That's what she said. Don't... 331 00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:40,949 Don't you dare. 332 00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:46,461 I want to know what you were doing this morning by the end of the day. 333 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:54,267 It's gonna be okay. 334 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,540 How's it gonna be okay, Dwight? 335 00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:58,576 Everyone will know our business. 336 00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:00,373 Well, that's not the worst thing in the world. 337 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,881 I'll just stand up in front of the office and reveal our true love. 338 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:09,047 It won't be that bad. Look at Kelly and Ryan. 339 00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:13,690 I hate those two people more than anything in the entire world. 340 00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:16,661 Well, I don't have a lot of choices. 341 00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:21,064 KAREN: So, let me ask you a question. Okay. 342 00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:23,795 Did you ever have a thing for Pam? 343 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:28,363 Pam? Did I ever have a thing for her? No. 344 00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,635 Why? Did she say something? 345 00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:34,741 I moved here from Connecticut. 346 00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:36,239 Yeah. 347 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:38,911 Okay, here's the... 348 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:45,483 I had a crush on her before I left. 349 00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:49,886 And I told her about it and she didn't feel the same way. 350 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:53,128 So it didn't amount to anything and I left. 351 00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:58,895 I'm really glad you're here. 352 00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:00,530 Okay? 353 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:02,932 Okay. 354 00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:08,844 (CLEARING THROAT) 355 00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:11,242 May I have your attention, please? 356 00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:15,816 This will only take a moment of your time. 357 00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:20,589 "Although I love this company more than almost anything in the world, 358 00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:24,686 "I have decided to step down from my post and spend more time with my family. 359 00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:26,594 "I do not fear the unknown. 360 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:30,192 "I will meet my new challenges head on and I will succeed. 361 00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:33,329 "And I will laugh in the faces of those who doubt me. 362 00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:36,067 "It's been a pleasure working with some of you 363 00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:38,507 "and I will not forget those of you soon. 364 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:41,478 "But remember, while today it is me, 365 00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:45,310 "we all shall fall." 366 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:51,345 In other words, I'm quitting, so... 367 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:56,225 (SINGING) Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dawesome 368 00:19:56,662 --> 00:20:00,393 Dwight is now gone, which is totally awesome 369 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,523 Why was he gone? 370 00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,501 He was such a nice guy 371 00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,135 No, he was not 372 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,173 He was a total douche 373 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,235 Doompa-dee-doom 374 00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:17,340 I would like to give the rest of my belongings to Michael Scott. 375 00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:20,818 Just take it. 376 00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:22,318 Except this. 377 00:20:23,121 --> 00:20:25,146 Good luck. And this one. 378 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,025 Dwight will be missed. 379 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:34,922 Not by me so much, but he will be missed. 380 00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:39,160 Dwight from sales 381 00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:42,630 was one of the most honorable and efficient employees 382 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,573 this company has ever had. 383 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:48,645 DWIGHT: One of my life goals was to die right here in my desk chair. 384 00:20:50,048 --> 00:20:53,245 And today, that dream was shattered. 385 00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:58,918 Hey, man. 386 00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:14,266 What happened on your sales call? 387 00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:19,709 Am I happy about the way things turned out? 388 00:21:19,978 --> 00:21:24,142 Oh, "Happy's" such an ugly word, 389 00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:30,018 but I saw what needed to be done and I did it and now I'm thrilled. 390 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,985 So, it's pretty... 391 00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:34,118 Hello? 392 00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:36,459 Pretty good. 393 00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:43,133 DWIGHT: I have left Dunder Mifflin after many record-breaking years, 394 00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:46,728 and I'm officially on the job market and it's very exciting. 395 00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:49,603 For your convenience, I've broken it down into three parts. 396 00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:53,634 Professional resume, athletic and special skills resume 397 00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:55,942 and Dwight Schrute trivia. 398 00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:59,814 DWIGHT: I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me. 399 00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:02,580 How would I describe myself? Three words. 400 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:07,057 Hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer. 401 00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:10,995 Merciless, insatiable. 402 00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:13,463 There's nothing on my horizon except everything. 403 00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:15,261 Everything is on my horizon. 404 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:19,133 I got this job to make some money while I continue my employment search. 405 00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:22,638 And it's fine for the time being. 406 00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:23,797 (WATCH BEEPING) 407 00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:25,641 Break's over. 408 00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:35,181 Big Turkey? 409 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,349 (MUSIC PLAYING ON CELL PHONE) 410 00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:44,193 He rocks in the treetop all a day long 411 00:22:44,262 --> 00:22:46,423 Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singin' the song 412 00:22:46,498 --> 00:22:47,624 All the little birds on... 413 00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:48,893 Is that you singing? 414 00:22:48,967 --> 00:22:51,265 All four parts. Recorded it on my computer. 415 00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:53,065 JIM: Wow. Took me forever. 416 00:22:53,905 --> 00:22:56,499 Nice job. Thank you muchly. 417 00:22:56,742 --> 00:23:00,735 Oh rockin' robin well you really gonna rock tonight 418 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,469 Every little swallow... 419 00:23:02,614 --> 00:23:03,774 You gonna answer it? 420 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:05,947 Every little bird in the tall oak tree 421 00:23:06,017 --> 00:23:07,484 I called it myself. 422 00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:09,721 Just thought you'd get a kick out of the new ring. 423 00:23:09,788 --> 00:23:10,948 Yikes. 424 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:14,287 Side note, just like to say I'm thrilled to be working directly beneath you. 425 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:16,623 Cool. I feel I have a lot to learn from you, 426 00:23:16,695 --> 00:23:20,062 even though you're younger and have less experience. 427 00:23:21,032 --> 00:23:25,594 So here's to the future, Andy and the Tuna. 428 00:23:26,772 --> 00:23:29,263 (SINGING) Andy and the Tuna 429 00:23:30,609 --> 00:23:35,842 Oh, what a duo, magical Andy and the Tuna 430 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,383 I miss Dwight. 431 00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:45,317 Congratulations, universe, you win. 432 00:23:45,824 --> 00:23:49,658 Yes, Dwight Schrute has left the company. More personnel turnover. 433 00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:51,457 Cost of doing business. 434 00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:55,728 Yeah, well, it is a big loss. Dwight was the top salesman. 435 00:23:55,801 --> 00:23:58,235 Was the top salesman. I said "was." 436 00:23:58,303 --> 00:24:01,204 Right, addition by subtraction. 437 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:04,401 What does that even mean? That is impossible. 438 00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:07,638 Yeah, you're right. 439 00:24:07,712 --> 00:24:12,649 But there is some good news. Oscar is back, addition by addition. 440 00:24:12,851 --> 00:24:16,150 So we are going to have a big party today to welcome him back, 441 00:24:16,221 --> 00:24:19,452 and hopefully, that'll lift everyone's spirits. 442 00:24:19,691 --> 00:24:20,783 Hi, everyone. 443 00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:24,156 Oh, hello, Oscar. How was your gaycation? 444 00:24:24,696 --> 00:24:25,822 That's very funny. 445 00:24:25,897 --> 00:24:30,129 Yeah? I thought of that like two seconds after you left. 446 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,471 Hi, Angela. 447 00:24:38,610 --> 00:24:39,770 Oscar. 448 00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,345 Hey, boss. MICHAEL: Hey, what's up? 449 00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:45,315 Nothing. 450 00:24:48,887 --> 00:24:52,823 Man. TGI Wednesday. 451 00:24:52,891 --> 00:24:54,916 Am I right? Yep. 452 00:24:55,727 --> 00:24:59,185 Gonna go home, get my beer on, get my Lost on. 453 00:25:00,465 --> 00:25:01,932 What're you doing later? You wanna hang out? 454 00:25:02,734 --> 00:25:06,636 Oh, I don't know, maybe. Well, I'll take that as a maybe. 455 00:25:14,779 --> 00:25:16,474 Where're you going? Bathroom. 456 00:25:16,548 --> 00:25:18,448 Oh, I'm going to the kitchen, I'll walk with you. 457 00:25:25,423 --> 00:25:29,325 Things are going pretty good. Getting a lot of face time with the boss. 458 00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:37,565 Oscar, I have a question. 459 00:25:39,104 --> 00:25:41,572 Would you like to join the Party Planning Committee? 460 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,835 The committee with all the women? Yeah. 461 00:25:43,975 --> 00:25:47,433 Because I'm gay? No, no. 462 00:25:48,246 --> 00:25:53,980 Certain events have transpired and I've thought about certain things, 463 00:25:54,786 --> 00:25:58,415 and I'm sorry for the way those certain events transpired. 464 00:25:59,457 --> 00:26:03,791 And I would just like to make some changes about certain things. 465 00:26:04,262 --> 00:26:06,594 And certain situations and certain accounts. 466 00:26:06,665 --> 00:26:09,099 Okay, okay. All right, all right, I'll join. I'd love to. 467 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:11,361 That's... Thank you. 468 00:26:11,603 --> 00:26:12,695 Thank you. Thank you. 469 00:26:16,608 --> 00:26:18,200 Can I join, too? 470 00:26:20,111 --> 00:26:21,100 Never. 471 00:26:21,947 --> 00:26:24,643 You sell those two printers this morning? Nice work. 472 00:26:25,283 --> 00:26:27,478 Child's play. Give me something hard to sell. 473 00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:33,683 Wow, what is wrong with this thing? It looks terrible. 474 00:26:34,159 --> 00:26:35,649 Do you want me to ask the night cleaning crew 475 00:26:35,727 --> 00:26:36,921 if they stopped watering it? 476 00:26:36,995 --> 00:26:41,295 Yeah. Oh, you know what? Ask them about the toys on my desk, too. 477 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:45,661 They always used to arrange the toys on my desk in a very pleasing way. 478 00:26:45,737 --> 00:26:47,136 It used to brighten my morning. 479 00:26:47,238 --> 00:26:50,366 Oh, that wasn't the night crew. That was Dwight. 480 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:55,410 Really? That was very nice of him. 481 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,478 We need more attitude like that around this office. 482 00:26:58,917 --> 00:27:01,750 Feel you, dawg. Yeah, do you? 483 00:27:01,820 --> 00:27:04,653 Absolutely. What did I say? 484 00:27:06,758 --> 00:27:07,918 You said... 485 00:27:07,993 --> 00:27:09,756 (MUMBLING) 486 00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:14,523 Which is like... Right on. Pam was like, "Blah, blah, blah," 487 00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:16,760 And you're like, "Yeah." 488 00:27:16,835 --> 00:27:17,995 (EXCLAIMS) 489 00:27:18,336 --> 00:27:19,360 Nailed it. 490 00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:28,368 Wow. 491 00:27:28,613 --> 00:27:33,414 Love that Andy, right? Solid fellow. Seems smart enough. 492 00:27:33,551 --> 00:27:34,575 Likes me a lot. 493 00:27:35,453 --> 00:27:37,648 A lot? Too much. 494 00:27:39,090 --> 00:27:41,923 Like a crazy person a little. 495 00:27:42,193 --> 00:27:43,785 Not super crazy, just... 496 00:27:45,463 --> 00:27:47,328 There's something about him that creeps me out. 497 00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:48,388 I can't really explain it. 498 00:27:49,934 --> 00:27:51,424 He's always up in my biznezz, 499 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:57,066 which is Ebonics for being in my face and annoying the bejesus out of me. 500 00:27:58,009 --> 00:28:03,003 I don't understand how someone can have so little self-awareness. 501 00:28:09,587 --> 00:28:12,852 I really have no preference. We don't even have to have a party. 502 00:28:12,924 --> 00:28:17,657 No, hey. Hey, don't be ridiculous. Of course we're going to have a party. 503 00:28:18,163 --> 00:28:21,564 The celebration of Oscar. Oscar night. 504 00:28:21,666 --> 00:28:23,429 And I wanted to be Oscar specific. 505 00:28:23,501 --> 00:28:26,629 Michael... No. No, I mean, not because you're gay. 506 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:29,139 Your gayness does not define you. 507 00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:32,074 Your Mexicanness is what defines you to me. 508 00:28:32,143 --> 00:28:35,704 And I think we should celebrate Oscar's Mexicanity. 509 00:28:35,947 --> 00:28:41,351 So, Phyllis, I want you to go find firecrackers 510 00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:43,143 and a Chihuahua. 511 00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:46,088 Pam, in the frozen food section, 512 00:28:46,157 --> 00:28:48,284 Swanson makes a delightful chimichanga. 513 00:28:48,359 --> 00:28:51,453 Why don't you have me riding in on a donkey into the office, Michael? 514 00:28:51,529 --> 00:28:52,962 Would that be good? A burro. 515 00:28:53,031 --> 00:28:55,556 Of course, if Oscar wants a donkey, let's get him one. 516 00:28:59,504 --> 00:29:01,301 Need any help? 517 00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:04,636 Oh, no, thank you. I'm just looking. 518 00:29:04,843 --> 00:29:05,867 Great. 519 00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:14,743 I will literally be standing right here if you need anything at all. 520 00:29:16,621 --> 00:29:19,590 Think I could go for some tuna fish right about now. 521 00:29:20,158 --> 00:29:22,422 Got my rod here. 522 00:29:22,627 --> 00:29:24,356 (MIMICKING FISHING ROD) 523 00:29:26,898 --> 00:29:32,302 Click, click, click, click. Click, click, click, click. 524 00:29:32,737 --> 00:29:35,831 Click, click, click, click. 525 00:29:36,374 --> 00:29:38,137 (GRUNTING) 526 00:29:41,813 --> 00:29:43,144 Hey. Hey. 527 00:29:43,214 --> 00:29:48,413 Hey, so Andy is in rare form today. 528 00:29:48,486 --> 00:29:50,920 Yeah, you should not encourage him. 529 00:29:51,189 --> 00:29:55,353 Encourage him? I'm the victim, okay? He's fishing for me. 530 00:29:55,860 --> 00:29:57,054 We gotta do something. 531 00:29:57,195 --> 00:30:00,756 Look, I've got like 15 new clients that I've inherited from Dwight 532 00:30:00,832 --> 00:30:05,166 and each file is password protected with a different mythical creature, so... 533 00:30:05,870 --> 00:30:08,532 I'm sorry. I can't. 534 00:30:09,007 --> 00:30:10,031 Fine. 535 00:30:11,042 --> 00:30:12,202 Party pooper. 536 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,180 (GRUNTING) 537 00:30:20,952 --> 00:30:23,648 MICHAEL: Who's that sportscaster that bit that lady? 538 00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:25,484 Mar-something? 539 00:30:25,890 --> 00:30:30,918 Andy is like Mar-something. Great sportscaster, big weirdo creep. 540 00:30:31,529 --> 00:30:34,521 185-pounder. Check it out. 541 00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:41,596 Hey, guys. 542 00:30:42,540 --> 00:30:43,529 How's the workload? 543 00:30:44,108 --> 00:30:48,010 All of Dwight's old accounts. Handling it okay? 544 00:30:48,112 --> 00:30:49,977 Sort of. He had a lot of clients. 545 00:30:50,915 --> 00:30:52,143 Yes, he did. 546 00:30:53,651 --> 00:30:55,585 Have any of you talked to Dwight? 547 00:30:55,653 --> 00:30:57,644 Oh, sure, we talk all the time. 548 00:30:57,722 --> 00:30:59,349 Really? No. 549 00:30:59,457 --> 00:31:02,085 Don't do that. It's not nice. 550 00:31:02,794 --> 00:31:05,592 What about you, Phyllis? You and Dwight were close. 551 00:31:05,830 --> 00:31:07,764 No, sorry. 552 00:31:07,832 --> 00:31:11,700 Dwight had a big personality and I have a big personality. 553 00:31:11,903 --> 00:31:15,896 And a lot of times when two people like that get together, it can be explosive. 554 00:31:17,275 --> 00:31:20,802 Really coming down out there. The commute's gonna be hell. 555 00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:24,014 I have snow tires and chains, 556 00:31:24,182 --> 00:31:26,446 plus exceptional hand-eye coordination. 557 00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:31,283 So, where were you working before this? 558 00:31:32,156 --> 00:31:35,148 Dunder Mifflin. What kind of company is that? 559 00:31:36,527 --> 00:31:38,119 Paper company. 560 00:31:38,596 --> 00:31:41,429 We're only one of Staples' top competitors in the area. 561 00:31:43,501 --> 00:31:44,991 I never heard of them. 562 00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:47,731 Oh, really? Have you heard of paper? 563 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,639 It's gonna be like that, huh? 564 00:31:50,808 --> 00:31:55,302 I don't like him, his giant head, or his beady, little eyes. 565 00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:57,371 That's all I got to say on the matter. 566 00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:02,518 (SINGING) In your head 567 00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:05,420 in your head 568 00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:08,751 Zombie, Zombie 569 00:32:08,860 --> 00:32:12,455 Zombie 570 00:32:13,131 --> 00:32:15,656 In your head 571 00:32:17,001 --> 00:32:18,935 Would you like to pull a prank on Andy? 572 00:32:19,003 --> 00:32:21,130 I'm kind of in the middle... Yes, please. 573 00:32:21,205 --> 00:32:23,298 Okay, good. Stay right here. 574 00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:26,041 Zombie 575 00:32:26,144 --> 00:32:28,408 In your head 576 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,544 Sorry about that. Oh, smooth move, Tuna. 577 00:32:32,517 --> 00:32:33,506 Nice one. 578 00:32:37,655 --> 00:32:39,589 Are there any messages? No. 579 00:32:39,657 --> 00:32:41,090 So weird. 580 00:32:45,330 --> 00:32:46,661 Nice to have Oscar back. 581 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,024 Yeah. 582 00:33:29,407 --> 00:33:31,534 (MUSIC PLAYING ON CELL PHONE) 583 00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:36,844 He rocks in the treetop all a day long 584 00:33:36,914 --> 00:33:39,542 Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singin' the song 585 00:33:41,152 --> 00:33:45,714 Large Tuna, have you seen my cell phone device? 586 00:33:46,591 --> 00:33:49,890 No. 'Cause someone is calling right now. 587 00:33:50,128 --> 00:33:51,117 There is a call. 588 00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:53,493 ... well you really gonna rock tonight 589 00:33:54,565 --> 00:33:55,759 Every little swallow... 590 00:34:10,915 --> 00:34:11,904 Angela. 591 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,353 Is everything okay? 592 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:19,914 No. 593 00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:27,763 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 594 00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:30,495 He rocks in the treetop... 595 00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:32,001 What's going on? 596 00:34:32,103 --> 00:34:33,434 What're you talking about? 597 00:34:33,504 --> 00:34:36,564 Where is my freaking phone? 598 00:34:36,707 --> 00:34:38,470 Love to hear the robin goin'... 599 00:34:38,543 --> 00:34:40,238 You know what? Maybe it's in the ceiling. 600 00:34:40,311 --> 00:34:42,745 You know what? Maybe you're in the ceiling. 601 00:34:42,814 --> 00:34:44,111 Okay. 602 00:34:45,983 --> 00:34:47,678 ANDY: I don't trust you, Phyllis. 603 00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:51,747 Every little swallow, every chickadee 604 00:34:51,823 --> 00:34:53,950 I wanted to let you know that Dwight was late that morning 605 00:34:54,025 --> 00:34:56,653 because he had to drive to New York to drop off the quarterly tax forms 606 00:34:56,794 --> 00:34:57,783 that I forgot to send. 607 00:34:58,563 --> 00:35:01,532 Why would Dwight do that for you? 608 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,532 I think I know why. 609 00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:06,570 Because Dwight loves this company. 610 00:35:07,371 --> 00:35:11,501 Do you think that anyone else out there would've driven to corporate for you? 611 00:35:12,243 --> 00:35:15,804 None of them. Especially not Andy. 612 00:35:17,582 --> 00:35:21,245 Oh rockin' robin well you really gonna rock tonight 613 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:37,325 Pam, I have a mission to accomplish. Make sure this party gets rolling 614 00:35:37,401 --> 00:35:38,959 and I will be back shortly. 615 00:35:40,004 --> 00:35:41,938 Where are you going? Want me to come with? 616 00:35:42,507 --> 00:35:45,442 Listen, I forgot to tell you the plan for this Saturday. 617 00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:48,741 You, me, bar, beers, buzzed. 618 00:35:49,046 --> 00:35:52,379 Wings, shots, drunk. Waitresses, hot. 619 00:35:52,617 --> 00:35:55,313 Football, Cornell, Hofstra. Slaughter. 620 00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:58,552 Then, quick nap at my place and we hit the tizzown. 621 00:35:58,623 --> 00:36:01,091 No. I don't wanna do any of that. 622 00:36:02,226 --> 00:36:05,093 Duh. Which is why I was joking about doing it. 623 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:09,293 No, just stop. Stop. Just stop doing it. You're going to drive me crazy. 624 00:36:11,569 --> 00:36:14,060 Fine, I'll just go sit at my desk and be quiet. 625 00:36:14,138 --> 00:36:15,935 Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship. 626 00:36:17,808 --> 00:36:19,833 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 627 00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:22,843 Excuse me. 628 00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:24,575 He rocks in the treetop all a day long 629 00:36:24,649 --> 00:36:30,144 And I'm also sorry that a lot of people here for some reason think it's funny 630 00:36:30,221 --> 00:36:33,622 to steal someone's personal property and hide it from them. 631 00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:36,349 Here's a little news flash. 632 00:36:36,627 --> 00:36:37,992 It's not funny! 633 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,859 In fact, it's pretty freaking un-funny! 634 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,434 Every little swallow, every chickadee 635 00:36:45,670 --> 00:36:46,932 God! 636 00:36:47,004 --> 00:36:48,096 (GRUNTS) 637 00:36:48,172 --> 00:36:50,367 The wise old owl and the big black crow 638 00:36:50,575 --> 00:36:51,803 Flapping them wings... 639 00:36:54,745 --> 00:36:57,077 That was an overreaction. 640 00:36:58,616 --> 00:37:00,345 Gonna hit the break room. Does anybody want anything? 641 00:37:01,986 --> 00:37:03,283 Pam, you good? 642 00:37:03,654 --> 00:37:05,246 Yeah. Sure? Okay. 643 00:37:26,377 --> 00:37:28,436 DWIGHT: Well, that question is meaningless. 644 00:37:28,512 --> 00:37:31,174 Just go with the copy paper, it's your funeral. 645 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:33,240 See how that works out for you. 646 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:37,748 Hey. 647 00:37:39,223 --> 00:37:40,952 Hey. What's up? 648 00:37:43,861 --> 00:37:44,885 Same old. 649 00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:59,000 It takes a big man to admit his mistake, and I am that big man. 650 00:38:00,344 --> 00:38:03,108 Angela from accounting told me what you did. 651 00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:05,847 Oh, my God, she told you? Yes, she did. 652 00:38:05,983 --> 00:38:07,314 And, Dwight, 653 00:38:08,052 --> 00:38:13,149 if you were willing to do something like that for some random co-worker, 654 00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:17,592 then clearly, I misjudged you from the beginning. 655 00:38:20,031 --> 00:38:21,794 And I apologize. 656 00:38:25,169 --> 00:38:26,466 Accepted. 657 00:38:31,776 --> 00:38:33,266 How's this place treating you? 658 00:38:34,512 --> 00:38:36,173 My boss isn't funny. 659 00:38:36,781 --> 00:38:38,942 I don't get to wear my ties. No. 660 00:38:39,617 --> 00:38:41,050 Sure. So... 661 00:38:41,118 --> 00:38:43,416 So maybe you should come back. 662 00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:47,089 You should come back. Please. 663 00:38:49,794 --> 00:38:51,853 I don't wanna do your laundry anymore. 664 00:38:52,697 --> 00:38:54,164 We can talk about that. 665 00:39:01,272 --> 00:39:02,637 All right. 666 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:13,044 (MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 667 00:39:13,851 --> 00:39:17,014 Oh, my God. That's half-inch dry wall. 668 00:39:17,655 --> 00:39:19,646 I think we broke his brain. 669 00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:23,891 JIM: "It's not freaking funny!" 670 00:39:25,963 --> 00:39:29,399 You really enjoying your fiesta? Actually, yeah. 671 00:39:29,467 --> 00:39:32,698 I didn't think I would but turns out it's great. 672 00:39:32,770 --> 00:39:36,968 Ladies and gentlemen, may I present Mr. Dwight Schrute. 673 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,446 Welcome back. Thank you. 674 00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:53,620 Okay, Dwight, you can let go of her hand. You're gonna break it. 675 00:39:54,325 --> 00:39:55,724 Not bad, huh? 676 00:39:56,961 --> 00:39:58,485 You did this for me? 677 00:40:00,531 --> 00:40:01,930 Guilty. 678 00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:09,628 Hey. 679 00:40:16,313 --> 00:40:18,247 Do you still have feelings for her? 680 00:40:25,556 --> 00:40:26,580 Yes. 681 00:40:41,772 --> 00:40:45,833 And now, ladies and gentlemen, the big finale. 682 00:40:46,343 --> 00:40:48,538 Sir, would you do the honor? 683 00:40:49,613 --> 00:40:50,739 Oh, man. 684 00:40:53,217 --> 00:40:55,913 No, no, no, no. I don't need it. 685 00:40:58,022 --> 00:40:59,819 (YELLING) 686 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:07,294 MICHAEL: It takes a big man to admit his mistake and that's what I did. 687 00:41:07,598 --> 00:41:10,726 The important thing is, I learned something. 688 00:41:12,736 --> 00:41:15,170 I don't want somebody sucking up to me 689 00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:18,106 because they think I'm going to help their career. 690 00:41:18,909 --> 00:41:24,643 I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me. 691 00:41:30,054 --> 00:41:31,646 So Michael had a little chat with corporate 692 00:41:31,722 --> 00:41:34,953 and they decided to send me to management training. 693 00:41:35,559 --> 00:41:40,553 Anger management, technically, but still, management material. 694 00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:42,756 This whole thing's supposed to take 10 weeks. 695 00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:44,027 I expect to be done in five. 696 00:41:44,101 --> 00:41:48,435 How? Name repetition, personality mirroring and positive reinforcement 697 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:50,565 through nods and smiles. 698 00:41:51,141 --> 00:41:54,474 So don't worry about old Andy Bernard. I'll be back. 699 00:41:54,778 --> 00:41:56,006 Just like Rambo. 700 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:57,172 Oh, hi, you must be Andy. 701 00:41:57,248 --> 00:42:00,649 Oh, hi. Yes, I am, and you must be Marcy. 702 00:42:00,718 --> 00:42:03,710 That's right, it's so good to meet you. It's so good to meet you. 703 00:42:03,787 --> 00:42:06,119 Thanks. Well, you ready to have some fun? Yeah.