1 00:00:03,745 --> 00:00:06,658 íÊøÝÞ ÇáÌãíÚ Íæá Ãä ÃÝÖá ÃÚíÇÏ ÇáÓäÉ 2 00:00:06,683 --> 00:00:07,703 åæ ÚíÏ ÇáÃã 3 00:00:07,750 --> 00:00:09,828 ÚíÏ ÓÚíÏ Ããí! 4 00:00:09,906 --> 00:00:12,959 áã íßä Úáíßã ÊßáøÝ ÇáÚäÇÁ 5 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:16,082 ÇáÌãíÚ íÑíÏæä ÅÙåÇÑ ãÏì ÍÈøåã ááÃã 6 00:00:16,235 --> 00:00:18,591 ÍÊì ãÛäí ÇáÑÇÈ (Êæ ÈÇß( ßÊÈ ÃÛäíÉ Úä Ããøå 7 00:00:18,808 --> 00:00:21,752 Ýí ÚíÏ ÇáÃãø¡ íäÓì ÇáÌãíÚ ÇäÔÛáÇÊåã... 8 00:00:21,843 --> 00:00:23,894 ááÊÝÑÛ ááÃãø 9 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:25,581 áÞÏ äÝÐ ÇáØÚÇã ãäÇ 10 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:27,003 ÃÚÊÐÑ Úä åÐÇ ÇáÚÇÆÞ ÇáÈÓíØÉ 11 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,701 ÈÅãßÇäß ÇáÚæÏÉ íæã ÇáÃÍÏ ÇáãÞÈá 12 00:00:28,732 --> 00:00:30,961 ãÇÐÇ ÊÚäí ÈÞæáß ¿ ÇáÃÍÏ ÇáãÞÈá ¿ 13 00:00:31,013 --> 00:00:33,242 áÞÏ äÝÐ ÇáØÚÇã ãäøÇ Ããí ãÇÐÇ ÊÑíÏíääí Ãä ÃÝÚá 14 00:00:35,537 --> 00:00:39,241 ÇáÌãíÚ íÕØÍÈ ÇáÃãø áãÔÇåÏÉ Ýíáã ããÊÚ... 15 00:00:39,278 --> 00:00:41,182 ãÚ ÅäÝÇÞ ßáø ãÇ ÈÍæÒÊß ÚáíåÇ 16 00:00:41,247 --> 00:00:42,950 ÝÞØ áÊÚáã ÃäåÇ ÞÈá ßáø ÔíÁ 17 00:00:42,975 --> 00:00:44,050 íÇ Åáåí ! 18 00:00:48,356 --> 00:00:49,980 áÇ ÃÕÏÞ Ãäß ÝÚáÊ Ðáß! 19 00:00:50,016 --> 00:00:53,232 æ áßä ÚäÏãÇ íÊÚáøÞ ÇáÃãÑ ÈÚíÏ ÇáÃÈ áÇ ÃÍÏ íÈÇáí 20 00:00:53,295 --> 00:00:54,733 Åäå ÚíÏ ÇáÃÈ ÃíåÇ ÇáäøÇÓ 21 00:00:54,818 --> 00:00:56,512 åíÇ ÈäÇ Åáì ãØÚã "ÈÇÓÊæÑÒ ÃäÏ ÔæÑÒ" 22 00:00:56,516 --> 00:00:57,862 ÊæÌÏ ÊÎÝíÖÇÊ åÇãøÉ Úáì ÇáØÚÇã 23 00:00:58,255 --> 00:00:59,403 "ãÑÍÈÇð" 24 00:00:59,478 --> 00:01:00,940 ßíÝ äÞæá "ÊÎÝíÖÇÊ" ¿ 25 00:01:01,806 --> 00:01:03,500 ÇáÃÝáÇã ãÑíÚÉ... 26 00:01:05,088 --> 00:01:07,800 ÃæÞÝæÇ åÐå ÇáãåÒáÉ ! 27 00:01:08,205 --> 00:01:09,512 ÇáåÏÇíÇ ÝÙíÚÉ... 28 00:01:11,006 --> 00:01:12,301 ãÇ åÐå ÈÍÞø ÇáÌÍíã ¿ 29 00:01:13,056 --> 00:01:14,741 Åäå ãßÇä áÑßä ÇáÓíÇÑÉ 30 00:01:14,797 --> 00:01:16,322 áÞÏ ÃåÏíäÇß ãßÇäÇð áÑßä ÇáÓíÇÑÉ 31 00:01:16,586 --> 00:01:18,163 ÇáÃÌÏÑ Èß Ãä ÊÊÙÇåÑ ÈÇáÓÚÇÏÉ 32 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:20,780 æ ßÇäÊ ÃÌãá ÃÛäíÉ áÚíÏ ÇáÃÈ åí... 33 00:01:21,655 --> 00:01:23,943 * ÃÈí ßÇáÕÎÑÉ ÇáãÊÏÍÑÌÉ * 34 00:01:24,158 --> 00:01:25,621 * ÃÌá íÇ Èäíø * 35 00:01:26,886 --> 00:01:29,780 åÐå ÇáÓäÉ¡ ÞÑÑÊ Ãä ÃåÏí ÃÈí ÇáåÏíøÉ ÇáãäÇÓÈÉ 36 00:01:29,835 --> 00:01:32,773 æ ÃÝÖá ØÑíÞÉ ááÞíÇã ÈÐáß åí ÓÄÇáå ÚãøÇ íÑÛÈ 37 00:01:32,895 --> 00:01:35,912 ÃÈí¡ ãÇ ÇáåÏíÉ ÇáÊí ÊÑíÏåÇ áÚíÏ ÇáÃÈ ¿ 38 00:01:37,667 --> 00:01:39,800 åá ÊÑíÏ ÅåÏÇÆí ÔíÆÇð ÈãäÇÓÈÉ ÚíÏ ÇáÃÈ ¿ 39 00:01:39,817 --> 00:01:41,660 íãßäß ãÓÇÚÏÊí Ýí ÏÝÚ ÅÍÏì åÐå ÇáÝæÇÊíÑ 40 00:01:41,665 --> 00:01:42,660 ÌæáíæÓ... 41 00:01:45,067 --> 00:01:46,062 ÍÓäÇð 42 00:01:46,727 --> 00:01:47,721 ÚíÏ ÇáÃÈ... 43 00:01:50,696 --> 00:01:53,250 åá ÊÑíÏæä ÅåÏÇÆí ÔíÆÇð Ýí ÚíÏ ÇáÃÈ ¿ 44 00:01:53,267 --> 00:01:55,520 - áÞÏ æÌÏÊåÇ - ãÇ åæ íÇ ÚÒíÒí ¿ 45 00:01:55,567 --> 00:01:56,613 íæã ÑÇÍÉ 46 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:59,162 ÃÊÚäí íæã ÑÇÍÉ ãä ÇáÚãá ¿ 47 00:01:59,268 --> 00:02:00,262 áÇ 48 00:02:00,738 --> 00:02:03,190 íæã ÑÇÍÉ ãä ßáø ÔíÁ æ ßáø ÔÎÕ 49 00:02:04,286 --> 00:02:05,381 áÇ ÌÏÇá 50 00:02:05,538 --> 00:02:06,391 áÇ ÞÊÇá 51 00:02:06,646 --> 00:02:07,683 áÇ ÊÐãøÑ 52 00:02:07,896 --> 00:02:08,893 áÇ ÃÚãÇá ãäÒáíÉ 53 00:02:10,345 --> 00:02:13,720 íæã æÇÍÏ ÃÝÚá Ýíå ãÇ íÍáæ áí 54 00:02:14,156 --> 00:02:16,512 Âãá ÃáÇø íßæä ÞÕÏå åæ ÇáÊÎáøí ÚäÇ ãä ÃÌá ÇãÑÃÉ ÈíÖÇÁ 55 00:02:17,455 --> 00:02:22,983 ÇáÍáÞÉ ÇáÃÎíÑÉ ááãæÓã ÇáÃæøá - ÈÚäæÇä "ÇáÌãíÚ íßÑåæä ÚíÏ ÇáÃÈ" 56 00:02:23,128 --> 00:02:50,732 ÊÑÌãÉ - ÚãÇÏ ÇáÏíä The_Specialist 57 00:02:51,956 --> 00:02:54,632 ÅÐä æÇáÏß áÇ íÑÛÈ Ýí ÔíÁ ãÍÏÏ ¿ 58 00:02:54,767 --> 00:02:57,591 áÇ ÔíÁ¡ ßá ãÇ íÑÛÈ Ýíå åæ Ãä äÊÑßå æ ÔÃäå 59 00:02:57,775 --> 00:02:58,822 Úáíß ÃÎÐ ÍÐÑß 60 00:02:58,827 --> 00:03:00,571 ÚäÏãÇ ÞÇáÊ Ããí ÃäåÇ ÊÑíÏ Ãä äÊÑßåÇ æ ÔÃäåÇ 61 00:03:00,578 --> 00:03:03,080 Çáíæã ÇáãæÇáí¡ áã äÌÏ áåÇ ÃËÑÇð Ýí ÇáãäÒá 62 00:03:03,137 --> 00:03:05,692 áÇ íåãøäí ãÇ íÞæáå¡ Úáíø Ãä ÃÍÖÑ áå ÔíÆÇð 63 00:03:05,705 --> 00:03:07,151 ÃÝÕÍ ÃÈí ÚãøÇ ßÇä íÑÛÈ Ýíå 64 00:03:07,155 --> 00:03:09,062 æ ÃÝÕÍÊ Ããí ÚãøÇ ÓíÍÕá Úáíå 65 00:03:09,065 --> 00:03:11,523 Ãí äæÚ ãä ÇáåÏÇíÇ åæ ÇáÇÑÊíÇÍ áíæã æÇÍÏ ãä ÚÇÆáÊß ¿ 66 00:03:11,526 --> 00:03:12,572 íæã æÇÍÏ ÝÞØ 67 00:03:12,655 --> 00:03:14,821 ÃÊÚáã ßã ÓíÄËøÑ åÐÇ Úáì ÇáÃæáÇÏ ¿ 68 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:17,110 ÏÇÆãÇð ãÇ ÊÓÊÎÏã ÇáäÓÇÁ æÑÞÉ ÇáÃæáÇÏ ÖÏß 69 00:03:17,487 --> 00:03:20,420 Åäå ÚíÏ ÇáÃÈ æ ÃäÊ ÊÊåÑøÈ ãä Ãä Êßæä ÃÈÇð 70 00:03:20,435 --> 00:03:21,783 áã ÃÞá Ðáß 71 00:03:22,537 --> 00:03:24,150 Åäåã íÍÇæáæä ÊßÑíãß 72 00:03:24,258 --> 00:03:26,890 ÝÊÑÏø Úáíåã ÈÞæáß "ÏÚæäí æ ÔÃäí" 73 00:03:26,946 --> 00:03:29,513 áã ÃÞá Ðáß ÃÈÏÇð 74 00:03:29,608 --> 00:03:30,832 åÐÇ ÛÑíÈ ÝÚáÇð 75 00:03:31,798 --> 00:03:34,443 áã ÃÍÙì Èíæã ÃÎáæ ÈäÝÓí Ýíå ãäÐ Ãä ßÇä ÚãÑí 13 ÓäÉ 76 00:03:35,175 --> 00:03:37,340 áæ áã Ãßä ÃÑÛÈ Ãä ÃÕÈÍ ÃÈÇð¡ áßäÊõ... 77 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,480 ÊÚäí åÐå ÇáäÙÑÉ "ÃÛáÞ Ýãß ÇááÚíä... 78 00:03:39,485 --> 00:03:40,850 ÞÈá Ãä íÕÈÍ ÃæáÇÏß íÊÇãì ÇáÃÈ" 79 00:03:40,897 --> 00:03:44,513 íÝÊÑÖ ÈåÐÇ Çáíæã Ãä íßæä ÝÑÕÊäÇ áÅåÏÇÆß ÔíÆÇð 80 00:03:44,566 --> 00:03:46,441 åÐÇ ãÇ ÍÇæáÊõ Þæáå 81 00:03:47,455 --> 00:03:49,942 Åäå ÚíÏ ÇáÃÈ¡ áãÇÐÇ áÇ ÃÍÕá Úáì ãÇ ÃÑíÏ ¿ 82 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:50,993 ãÇÐÇ ÊÞæá ¿ 83 00:03:51,205 --> 00:03:52,682 åá áÏíß ÇáãÝÊÇÍ ¿ 84 00:03:55,825 --> 00:03:59,103 ãÇÐÇ ÓÊÝÚá ØæÇá Çáíæã Åä ÊÑßäÇß áæÍÏß ¿ 85 00:04:00,698 --> 00:04:01,651 áÇ ÔíÁ 86 00:04:01,656 --> 00:04:04,470 ÍÓäÇð¡ åáÇø ÓãÍÊó ááÃæáÇÏ ÈÅåÏÇÆß åÏíøÉ ÍÞíÞíÉ ¿ 87 00:04:05,756 --> 00:04:06,750 ãÇÐÇ ¿ 88 00:04:10,205 --> 00:04:11,161 ãÇÐÇ ÊÚäí ¿ 89 00:04:11,165 --> 00:04:15,403 åÐå ÌãíÚ ÇáåÏÇíÇ ÇáÊí ÍÕáÊõ ÚáíåÇ Ýí ÚíÏ ÇáÃÈ 90 00:04:15,778 --> 00:04:16,773 ÃäÙÑæÇ Åáì åÐÇ 91 00:04:18,166 --> 00:04:19,370 ÃäÇ ÃåÏíÊß åÐå 92 00:04:19,478 --> 00:04:20,923 ÚáÈÉ ÓíÌÇÑ ßæÈíø 93 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:23,232 - åÐÇ ÑÇÆÚ - ÍÕáÊ Úáì ÃÑÈÚ ÑÈØÇÊ ÚäÞ 94 00:04:28,298 --> 00:04:29,413 ÃäÇ ÃåÏíÊå Êáß 95 00:04:30,147 --> 00:04:31,381 æ åÐå ÃíÖÇð 96 00:04:32,198 --> 00:04:33,531 ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÑÊÏí ÑÈØÇÊ ÇáÚäÞ 97 00:04:33,608 --> 00:04:34,720 ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÐåÈ áÃí ãßÇä ÚÏÇ ÇáÈíÊ 98 00:04:38,217 --> 00:04:41,721 ÞíãÊåÇ ÇáÅÌãÇáíÉ 28 ÏæáÇÑÇð ßÇä ÈÅãßÇääÇ ÇáÇÓÊÝÇÏÉ ãäåÇ ÈÃæÌå ÃÎÑì 99 00:04:42,705 --> 00:04:44,873 æ áßäåÇ ãä ÃÌáß 100 00:04:46,025 --> 00:04:48,003 ÃäÇ ÃÞÏøÑ áßã Ðáß 101 00:04:48,196 --> 00:04:49,371 æ áßä Åä ÇÔÊÑíÊã áí ÇáåÏÇíÇ 102 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:51,583 ÓÃÖØÑ ááÚãá ÃßËÑ áÏÝÚ ËãäåÇ 103 00:04:51,588 --> 00:04:52,582 ÅÐÇ æÇÕáäÇ ÈåÐÇ ÇáãäæÇá 104 00:04:52,688 --> 00:04:54,452 ÓÃÈÞì ÃÚãá Åáì ÂÎÑ ÑãÞ Ýí ÍíÇÊí 105 00:04:56,085 --> 00:04:58,061 ÌæáíæÓ¡ ÃäÊ ãíøÊ ãÇÐÇ ÊÝÚá åäÇ ¿ 106 00:04:58,147 --> 00:04:59,640 ÃÍÇæá ÏÝÚ Ëãä åÐå ÇáåÏÇíÇ 107 00:04:59,646 --> 00:05:01,940 åá ãä æÙíÝÉ ÔÇÛÑÉ Ýí ÇáãÞÈÑÉ ¿ 108 00:05:03,816 --> 00:05:04,813 ÍÓäÇð 109 00:05:04,966 --> 00:05:05,962 Okay, then. 110 00:05:06,466 --> 00:05:08,312 Have your little stinky day off. 111 00:05:08,316 --> 00:05:10,730 But on your birthday I will promise you this. 112 00:05:10,815 --> 00:05:13,611 You will be getting a cake, and you will like it. 113 00:05:13,677 --> 00:05:14,770 I know. 114 00:05:14,845 --> 00:05:17,143 You better jump back and kiss yourself. 115 00:05:17,157 --> 00:05:18,881 And, uh, put up the groceries. 116 00:05:19,007 --> 00:05:20,183 Before your day off. 117 00:05:24,746 --> 00:05:26,340 Does he have any hobbies? 118 00:05:26,475 --> 00:05:27,833 Is taking naps a hobby? 119 00:05:28,076 --> 00:05:29,072 No. 120 00:05:29,786 --> 00:05:31,932 So, what are you getting your dad for Father's Day? 121 00:05:31,935 --> 00:05:33,841 I don't know if "getting" is the right word. 122 00:05:33,948 --> 00:05:35,030 It's more like "doing." 123 00:05:35,048 --> 00:05:37,382 Okay, so what are you doing for your dad? 124 00:05:37,387 --> 00:05:40,203 Well, first, I'm making his favorite breakfast-- 125 00:05:40,205 --> 00:05:41,841 Cap'n Crunch and cantaloupe. 126 00:05:41,907 --> 00:05:45,643 I tried to imagine doing the things that Greg talked about with my father. 127 00:05:45,656 --> 00:05:47,910 Like bringing him Cap'n Crunch and cantaloupe. 128 00:05:47,926 --> 00:05:48,921 Are you crazy? 129 00:05:49,425 --> 00:05:51,681 Boy, you better bring me some bacon. 130 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:55,322 I thought about taking my dad to the zoo to see some penguins. 131 00:05:55,328 --> 00:05:57,723 We paid $3.50 to see a bird that can't fly? 132 00:05:57,735 --> 00:06:00,683 What you gonna show me next, rats that don't eat cheese? 133 00:06:00,696 --> 00:06:04,742 I even imagined us shooting off bottle rockets in front of the house. 134 00:06:10,486 --> 00:06:11,612 Run, boy, run! 135 00:06:11,697 --> 00:06:14,223 I wonder if Greg's dad ever got shot at. 136 00:06:16,497 --> 00:06:18,182 Have you decided what you're gonna do? 137 00:06:18,215 --> 00:06:20,321 I can't do any of the stuff that you talked about. 138 00:06:20,328 --> 00:06:21,540 I only have $27. 139 00:06:21,830 --> 00:06:22,891 That's not bad. 140 00:06:22,912 --> 00:06:25,981 If I were you, I'd try and figure out what he needs and just give him that. 141 00:06:25,983 --> 00:06:29,562 I wonder if it would ruin our friendship if I smacked his eyebrows off? 142 00:06:33,648 --> 00:06:35,292 What you looking for, Chris? 143 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:39,741 I'm trying to find my father something for Father's Day. 144 00:06:39,806 --> 00:06:40,862 Father's Day. 145 00:06:41,117 --> 00:06:43,463 My daddy liked guns, liquor and women. 146 00:06:43,886 --> 00:06:45,562 I guess he liked jail, too. 147 00:06:45,687 --> 00:06:47,393 What does your daddy like to do? 148 00:06:47,656 --> 00:06:48,972 That's the tough part. 149 00:06:49,028 --> 00:06:51,052 All he does is sleep and work. 150 00:06:51,418 --> 00:06:52,562 I know what that's like. 151 00:06:52,636 --> 00:06:54,100 But I got just the thing. 152 00:06:55,848 --> 00:06:59,882 A Swiss LCD quartz calculator alarm watch. 153 00:07:00,947 --> 00:07:03,312 Well, he has an alarm clock at home. 154 00:07:03,495 --> 00:07:05,260 What's he need one in his watch for? 155 00:07:05,276 --> 00:07:06,270 You never know. 156 00:07:12,445 --> 00:07:14,213 Thank goodness for this watch. 157 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:16,582 I never thought of that. 158 00:07:16,666 --> 00:07:18,252 It's got a calculator, too. 159 00:07:18,398 --> 00:07:20,622 He can figure out how much anything costs. 160 00:07:20,675 --> 00:07:22,332 If it came with a side of bacon, 161 00:07:22,336 --> 00:07:25,041 that would have been the best gift in history. 162 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:26,380 How much does it cost? 163 00:07:27,756 --> 00:07:28,752 $24.95. 164 00:07:28,906 --> 00:07:30,052 He just made that up. 165 00:07:30,108 --> 00:07:31,152 I'll take it. 166 00:07:34,417 --> 00:07:37,871 Mama, how come Daddy doesn't want to be with us on Father's Day? 167 00:07:38,018 --> 00:07:40,813 Oh, baby, it's not that your daddy doesn't want to be with us, 168 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:43,153 it's just that he works hard all the time 169 00:07:43,318 --> 00:07:46,032 and he just wants to have a little time to be by himself. 170 00:07:46,046 --> 00:07:47,042 Man, that's cool. 171 00:07:47,487 --> 00:07:50,790 I can't wait until I'm a father so I can have this whole house to myself. 172 00:07:50,805 --> 00:07:53,051 You are not gonna be a father in this house, 173 00:07:53,055 --> 00:07:55,463 because I ain't taking care of no babies. 174 00:07:55,967 --> 00:07:57,063 Lost your mind. 175 00:07:57,806 --> 00:07:59,980 Well, can we still get him a present? 176 00:08:00,266 --> 00:08:02,622 Sure, baby. What'd you have in mind? 177 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:05,520 These. 178 00:08:05,665 --> 00:08:09,532 See, I took daddy's old slippers and put macaroni on them. 179 00:08:09,888 --> 00:08:11,370 Oh, baby, that's nice. 180 00:08:11,586 --> 00:08:13,632 I'm gonna help you wrap them later. 181 00:08:14,347 --> 00:08:15,832 Can you help me wrap mine, too? 182 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:17,243 I'm making dad cologne. 183 00:08:17,658 --> 00:08:19,480 Oh, where did you learn how to make cologne? 184 00:08:19,485 --> 00:08:21,502 I saw it in the back of a magazine. 185 00:08:21,518 --> 00:08:23,020 All I need is oil, 186 00:08:23,267 --> 00:08:26,183 something to give it a little smell and, uh, alcohol. 187 00:08:26,265 --> 00:08:28,062 Then just leave it in a jar for a week. 188 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:30,162 Mama, since Daddy wants to be by himself, 189 00:08:30,166 --> 00:08:31,362 what are we gonna do? 190 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:32,950 We are gonna have some fun. 191 00:08:33,916 --> 00:08:36,350 Chris! Time to eat! 192 00:08:39,027 --> 00:08:40,913 Hey, Dad, what's all that stuff? 193 00:08:41,038 --> 00:08:43,882 It's a bunch of stuff guys on my route got me for Father's Day. 194 00:08:43,888 --> 00:08:44,883 Oh, look at this. 195 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:50,013 It's an LCD quartz calculator alarm watch. 196 00:08:50,707 --> 00:08:52,463 It's the best gift I ever got. 197 00:08:53,297 --> 00:08:56,001 Maybe I could glue some macaroni to his shoes. 198 00:09:07,676 --> 00:09:09,922 Happy Father's Day! 199 00:09:10,196 --> 00:09:11,860 Happy Father's Day, baby. 200 00:09:11,915 --> 00:09:13,023 We love you. 201 00:09:14,658 --> 00:09:16,341 I love y'all, too. Yeah. 202 00:09:17,618 --> 00:09:20,091 Hey, y'all have fun today, okay? 203 00:09:20,396 --> 00:09:22,483 Daddy, aren't you gonna read your card? 204 00:09:22,545 --> 00:09:24,751 Ooh, yeah. Let's see here. 205 00:09:28,667 --> 00:09:31,401 "To the Best Dad in the Whole World." 206 00:09:31,885 --> 00:09:33,423 That's so sweet. 207 00:09:34,787 --> 00:09:35,833 Oh, thank you. 208 00:09:35,906 --> 00:09:38,990 Hey, y'all enjoy y'all selves today, all right? Okay, bye-bye. 209 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:41,331 Dad, we made your favorite thing for breakfast. 210 00:09:41,365 --> 00:09:42,573 And I brought your gout pills, 211 00:09:42,606 --> 00:09:44,740 so now you can eat all you want without worrying. 212 00:09:45,357 --> 00:09:47,671 Man, bacon, eggs with cheese, 213 00:09:47,747 --> 00:09:48,911 biscuits and butter. 214 00:09:48,947 --> 00:09:51,033 I feel like I died and went to heaven. 215 00:09:51,346 --> 00:09:53,962 - Thank you, baby. - Oh, ain't nothing, baby. 216 00:09:54,018 --> 00:09:56,262 - They did it all. - When y'all leaving, huh? 217 00:09:56,796 --> 00:09:58,443 All right, in a minute. 218 00:09:58,745 --> 00:09:59,980 And you're welcome. 219 00:10:00,217 --> 00:10:03,133 And baby, make sure you take those pills, okay? 220 00:10:03,408 --> 00:10:04,262 All right. 221 00:10:04,315 --> 00:10:06,363 You guys go get ready so we can go. 222 00:10:06,416 --> 00:10:08,203 Hurry up, now. Hurry up. Faster. 223 00:10:08,248 --> 00:10:09,711 - Isn't that sweet? - There you go. 224 00:10:09,736 --> 00:10:11,382 We have the best kids in the world. 225 00:10:11,426 --> 00:10:12,730 - Oh, yeah. - They're so sweet. 226 00:10:12,766 --> 00:10:13,843 They are. 227 00:10:15,377 --> 00:10:17,891 That look means, "Ain't you supposed to be leaving?" 228 00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:19,663 You better hurry up. I mean... 229 00:10:20,057 --> 00:10:22,693 You're gonna be late for your, uh, the, um... 230 00:10:22,905 --> 00:10:23,900 Uh, the... 231 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:25,712 Uh, what y'all doing? 232 00:10:25,716 --> 00:10:27,243 We're going to the museum. 233 00:10:27,588 --> 00:10:29,781 And to see the movie Trading Places. 234 00:10:29,856 --> 00:10:31,711 - Oh, that should be funny. - Right. Right. 235 00:10:31,717 --> 00:10:33,431 So, you better hurry up, all right? 236 00:10:33,437 --> 00:10:35,302 Okay, Julius, we're leaving. 237 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:38,080 All right, well, I'll be home in time for dinner, okay? 238 00:10:38,085 --> 00:10:39,383 Thank you. I love you. 239 00:10:39,906 --> 00:10:41,201 I love you, too, baby. 240 00:10:43,196 --> 00:10:44,202 You have a good day. 241 00:10:44,205 --> 00:10:45,490 All right. Oh, I will. 242 00:10:46,058 --> 00:10:47,172 Get on out of here. 243 00:10:47,348 --> 00:10:48,370 Happy Father's Day! 244 00:10:48,406 --> 00:10:49,793 - Hey, enjoy yourself. - I will. 245 00:10:49,827 --> 00:10:51,990 For my father to have one day where he could do 246 00:10:52,047 --> 00:10:55,471 whatever he felt like doing was like finding a million dollars. 247 00:11:06,067 --> 00:11:07,531 He slept on the couch. 248 00:11:08,865 --> 00:11:10,043 He slept in the bed. 249 00:11:12,177 --> 00:11:15,773 He slept on the dining room table and dreamt his favorite dreams. 250 00:11:16,046 --> 00:11:17,793 17 cent worth of butter. 251 00:11:19,227 --> 00:11:20,543 He watched bowling. 252 00:11:21,287 --> 00:11:22,380 Yeah! 253 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:24,170 Yes! 254 00:11:24,348 --> 00:11:25,522 He watched baseball. 255 00:11:25,586 --> 00:11:27,543 - Here's the pitch. And... - Yeah! 256 00:11:28,346 --> 00:11:29,511 He watched golf. 257 00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:31,611 It's on it way, and it's in. 258 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:37,501 He even did stuff we didn't know he did, like painting. 259 00:11:39,387 --> 00:11:41,270 And singing his favorite songs. 260 00:12:01,527 --> 00:12:03,721 I didn't say he knew all the words. 261 00:12:35,416 --> 00:12:38,780 While my father was doing things he wouldn't do while we were around, 262 00:12:38,838 --> 00:12:42,132 we were doing things we wouldn't do while he was around. 263 00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:44,400 Okay, y'all stay where I can see you. 264 00:12:44,895 --> 00:12:46,751 All right, now, Chris, you sure about this? 265 00:12:46,775 --> 00:12:49,033 Mr. Harris gave me my money back on the watch, 266 00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:50,300 so I wanted to go shopping 267 00:12:50,358 --> 00:12:52,582 and see if I can find Dad something that he'll like. 268 00:12:52,588 --> 00:12:54,391 Okay. But gift or no gift, 269 00:12:54,437 --> 00:12:56,990 if you're not home by 6:30, I'm calling the police. 270 00:12:56,996 --> 00:12:59,692 My mother always told us if we weren't home on time, 271 00:12:59,697 --> 00:13:01,281 she was calling the police. 272 00:13:02,408 --> 00:13:03,481 Here. 273 00:13:03,537 --> 00:13:04,553 What's this? 274 00:13:04,555 --> 00:13:07,103 Oh, it's just money I was gonna use to buy a gift for your dad. 275 00:13:07,107 --> 00:13:07,971 Thanks. 276 00:13:07,975 --> 00:13:09,821 You're welcome, baby. Be careful. 277 00:13:09,826 --> 00:13:11,622 The only thing tougher than finding a gift 278 00:13:11,628 --> 00:13:13,333 for the man that has everything 279 00:13:13,408 --> 00:13:16,211 is finding one for the man that wants nothing. 280 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:22,181 The only time my father wore a suit was at funerals, graduations, 281 00:13:22,196 --> 00:13:23,300 and on laundry day. 282 00:13:24,457 --> 00:13:26,242 The closest my father got to jewelry 283 00:13:26,247 --> 00:13:28,010 was listening to Neil Diamond. 284 00:13:28,858 --> 00:13:31,213 I hope it lasts as long as the payments. 285 00:13:33,026 --> 00:13:37,213 I wasn't sure if he would feed the rabbit, or use the rabbit to feed us. 286 00:13:37,218 --> 00:13:39,833 And let's just say he wasn't the leg warmer type. 287 00:13:42,456 --> 00:13:45,272 While I was trying to figure out what to get my father, 288 00:13:45,277 --> 00:13:49,270 my mother was trying to figure out what she had gotten herself into. 289 00:13:51,396 --> 00:13:52,393 What is that? 290 00:13:53,345 --> 00:13:54,341 Well, honey, 291 00:13:54,947 --> 00:13:55,941 that's art. 292 00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:57,453 You sure? 293 00:13:57,568 --> 00:14:00,311 Looks like somebody got shot and fell in a bucket of mustard. 294 00:14:00,326 --> 00:14:01,322 Be quiet, boy. 295 00:14:02,518 --> 00:14:03,513 This is culture. 296 00:14:04,378 --> 00:14:06,470 How much more culture do we have to get? 297 00:14:06,475 --> 00:14:08,300 Girl, just look at the picture. 298 00:14:15,916 --> 00:14:17,200 I wish Dad was here. 299 00:14:17,645 --> 00:14:19,292 Maybe he could explain this. 300 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,712 - Hey, Risky? - Hold up, little man. 301 00:14:25,715 --> 00:14:28,113 I had looked for a gift everywhere I could, 302 00:14:28,115 --> 00:14:30,940 so I decided to look somewhere I shouldn't look. 303 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,133 So, what kind of stuff do you have for Father's Day? 304 00:14:33,137 --> 00:14:34,133 Father's Day? 305 00:14:34,278 --> 00:14:35,692 That ain't a big one for me. 306 00:14:35,745 --> 00:14:38,291 You know there ain't none but four fathers in the neighborhood. 307 00:14:38,297 --> 00:14:41,181 Now, Mother's Day-- I had a whole bunch of stuff. 308 00:14:41,897 --> 00:14:43,241 Man, how much you got to spend? 309 00:14:43,247 --> 00:14:44,192 $37. 310 00:14:44,198 --> 00:14:46,782 $37? What you do, knock over a liquor store? 311 00:14:46,808 --> 00:14:47,801 I saved up. 312 00:14:48,008 --> 00:14:50,001 Man, you keep saving up like that, 313 00:14:50,165 --> 00:14:51,312 you'll be rich in a minute. 314 00:14:51,318 --> 00:14:53,971 Maybe then I can buy one of those pink sweaters, like him. 315 00:14:53,978 --> 00:14:55,381 Your old man like music? 316 00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:56,471 Who's that? 317 00:14:57,885 --> 00:14:59,110 We got John Travolta, 318 00:14:59,185 --> 00:15:00,180 William Shatner. 319 00:15:01,255 --> 00:15:02,322 Liberace. 320 00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:05,380 That's for fathers that were too old for Elton John. 321 00:15:05,385 --> 00:15:06,380 No, thanks. 322 00:15:06,585 --> 00:15:07,642 What else you got? 323 00:15:10,115 --> 00:15:12,071 How about these... for your mom? 324 00:15:12,608 --> 00:15:15,433 - For Father's Day? - Yeah. For him to give to her. 325 00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:17,212 No. 326 00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:20,960 I'm sorry I can't help you out, young blood, 327 00:15:20,966 --> 00:15:23,593 but, hey, you come back Mother's Day-- I'll hook you up. 328 00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:25,681 Listen, why don't you watch this for a few minutes? 329 00:15:25,706 --> 00:15:27,602 I'm gonna run across the street, pay my light bill. 330 00:15:27,648 --> 00:15:29,142 - All right? - Sure. 331 00:15:29,697 --> 00:15:32,701 Tell your daddy to call me and happy Father's Day. 332 00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:36,241 Back at home, my father still had the house to himself... 333 00:15:37,468 --> 00:15:38,461 Rochelle? 334 00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:41,162 Chris? 335 00:15:41,237 --> 00:15:43,130 ...whether he liked it or not. 336 00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:47,403 And if you order now, you'll get a set of microwavable... 337 00:15:48,018 --> 00:15:49,563 In the city that never sleeps. 338 00:15:50,197 --> 00:15:52,283 Psychic Station TV Network... 339 00:15:53,037 --> 00:15:55,592 This proud father goose is no exception. 340 00:15:55,898 --> 00:15:58,851 He graciously watches over and protects his chicks, 341 00:15:58,857 --> 00:16:02,763 assuring their safety until they are old enough to fend for themselves. 342 00:16:02,816 --> 00:16:05,720 In the wild, babies are almost never abandoned, 343 00:16:05,817 --> 00:16:08,631 and rarely left alone for any extended period of time. 344 00:16:08,675 --> 00:16:10,013 A great man once said, 345 00:16:10,016 --> 00:16:12,691 "Nothing screams louder than the sound of silence." 346 00:16:12,778 --> 00:16:14,483 I think it was Nipsy Russell. 347 00:16:16,255 --> 00:16:17,912 Thank you. Enjoy your show. 348 00:16:19,615 --> 00:16:21,860 Hi. Um, can I have one adult, 349 00:16:21,976 --> 00:16:24,220 two children for Trading Places, please? 350 00:16:25,956 --> 00:16:27,593 You must think I'm a fool. 351 00:16:28,176 --> 00:16:30,542 You want me to believe he's under 12? 352 00:16:30,578 --> 00:16:31,570 Yeah, she does. 353 00:16:32,887 --> 00:16:34,483 - Hey! - Dad! 354 00:16:34,948 --> 00:16:36,290 What are you doing here, baby? 355 00:16:36,306 --> 00:16:37,352 I missed you guys. 356 00:16:37,908 --> 00:16:39,902 Father's Day without your family-- 357 00:16:40,156 --> 00:16:42,453 it's like not being a father. 358 00:16:43,518 --> 00:16:44,553 That look means, 359 00:16:44,565 --> 00:16:47,502 "That's what I was trying to tell yo' stupid ass!" 360 00:16:47,597 --> 00:16:48,621 Come here. 361 00:16:50,918 --> 00:16:53,370 - Where's Chris? - Oh, he went to buy you a gift. 362 00:16:53,416 --> 00:16:54,772 - But I told... - Julius, please, 363 00:16:54,776 --> 00:16:59,363 just promise me you will act like it's the best gift you've ever gotten, okay? 364 00:16:59,597 --> 00:17:00,721 I promise. 365 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,780 All right. All right. 366 00:17:03,558 --> 00:17:07,152 That'll be two kids, two adults for, uh, Trading Places. 367 00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:12,833 - What's this? - Father's Day special-- two for one. 368 00:17:19,235 --> 00:17:21,161 Happy Father's Day, Daddy. 369 00:17:21,235 --> 00:17:22,471 I made these for you. 370 00:17:22,536 --> 00:17:24,190 I know you said, don't get you a gift, 371 00:17:24,196 --> 00:17:27,190 but I wanted to give you something just in case you changed your mind. 372 00:17:27,197 --> 00:17:29,761 Oh! Macaroni-covered slippers! 373 00:17:30,856 --> 00:17:34,400 It goes with the macaroni-covered cigar box I got last year. 374 00:17:34,407 --> 00:17:35,403 I know. 375 00:17:37,158 --> 00:17:38,903 Hey, Dad, I got something for you, too. 376 00:17:38,907 --> 00:17:39,901 Oh, what's this? 377 00:17:41,865 --> 00:17:43,201 A bottle of iodine? 378 00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:45,911 No, no, no, it's cologne. I made it myself. 379 00:17:46,005 --> 00:17:47,880 I just couldn't find a bottle to put it in, 380 00:17:47,915 --> 00:17:50,382 so I poured the iodine out and put it in there. 381 00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:52,741 Boy, that iodine cost 99... 382 00:17:58,527 --> 00:17:59,941 That smells good. 383 00:18:00,645 --> 00:18:01,951 Thank you, Drew. 384 00:18:02,855 --> 00:18:04,903 Oh, man, thank you so much. 385 00:18:05,037 --> 00:18:07,201 You know I was about to call the police, right? 386 00:18:07,306 --> 00:18:08,550 Hey, Chris, where you been? 387 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:11,443 I was trying to find you a gift for Father's Day. 388 00:18:12,366 --> 00:18:15,430 Well, I'm sure whatever you got, it's-it's fine. 389 00:18:16,027 --> 00:18:17,973 That's the thing-- I looked all over, 390 00:18:17,978 --> 00:18:20,622 but I couldn't find you anything that I thought you would like. 391 00:18:21,005 --> 00:18:23,481 Doesn't matter, Chris. I mean, it's the thought that counts. 392 00:18:23,488 --> 00:18:25,070 So, did you find something? 393 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,582 Not really. 394 00:18:27,387 --> 00:18:29,623 It's more of, I did something for you. 395 00:18:37,008 --> 00:18:38,001 What? 396 00:18:38,407 --> 00:18:39,402 What is it? 397 00:18:40,715 --> 00:18:41,902 It's a receipt. 398 00:18:42,558 --> 00:18:44,082 He paid the electric bill. 399 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:47,090 Oh, baby, that is so... 400 00:18:47,395 --> 00:18:49,263 When I asked you if I could get you anything 401 00:18:49,265 --> 00:18:52,722 for Father's Day, you said I could help you knock out a bill. 402 00:18:52,786 --> 00:18:55,112 That was the only one I could afford. 403 00:18:56,507 --> 00:18:57,503 Thanks, son. 404 00:18:58,507 --> 00:19:01,231 My father never really cared much about presents, 405 00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:05,783 but giving him a reason to smile was the best thing I could ever do for him. 406 00:19:05,838 --> 00:19:07,872 This is the best gift I ever got. 407 00:19:08,986 --> 00:19:10,433 I'll remember this forever. 408 00:19:10,435 --> 00:19:11,553 Happy Father's Day. 409 00:19:13,005 --> 00:19:14,413 I'm proud of you, Chris. 410 00:19:14,806 --> 00:19:16,502 Becoming more of a man every day. 411 00:19:16,507 --> 00:19:17,501 Thanks, Dad. 412 00:19:17,627 --> 00:19:19,171 You know, I was thinking, 413 00:19:19,217 --> 00:19:23,743 it might be a good idea if you get a job and start paying a bill every month. 414 00:19:25,585 --> 00:19:27,450 Raceman/Sixe/Birdyben