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[ Man ] A finer beauty
never walked the earth!

2
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She's a rare flower.

3
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[ Man #2 ] If she were mine, I'd
kiss the ground she walked on!

4
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Hi!
Where is she?

5
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Where's my Psyche?

6
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Which way?
Thanks.

7
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It's okay.
You can come out now.

8
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Pelops! When I get
my hands on you-- You.

9
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You've got a lot of nerve
showing your face in public.

10
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Excuse us.

11
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We had an agreement, Psyche--
Not during the day, remember?

12
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I'm sorry, Father, but I felt like a
prisoner in there. I had to get out.

13
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Let's just go. It's
her. Wonder of wonders.

14
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It's true.
Dear lady,

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these eyes have feasted upon the
most magnificent creatures on earth.

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But never-- never
have they seen your match.

17
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I am truly your servant.
How much do you want for her?

18
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What? You don't understand,
sir. My daughter is not for sale.

19
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Of course she's not.
So what'll it be?

20
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A thousand dinars?
Two thousand?

21
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Come on, Cupid. Get it over
with. Let's have a toga party.

22
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Just name your price.

23
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Now, if he won't sell,
I want you to--

24
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[ Chanting ]
Toga! Toga!

25
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[ Gasps ]

26
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Come here, Bartolemus.

27
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You have the most beautiful
eyes. But this is so sudden!

28
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Wait!
Come back!

29
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I don't get it. I thought you
were supposed to shoot the girl.

30
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Yeah, well, there's been a change
of plan. Let's get outta here.

31
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Mom!
Uh-huh.

32
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It's never taken you
two weeks to get a job done.

33
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And now when I come to see
what's up, you miss a clean shot?

34
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You better have an explanation,
Junior. Yeah, well, I got one.

35
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I'm sick of doing your dirty work.
I've got a life of my own, you know?

36
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Oh, it seems like just yesterday
you were fluttering around...

37
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with those chubby pink cheeks
and those cute little wings.

38
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[ Sighs ]

39
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And now look at you.

40
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Tell you what. Just do this one
gig for me, and then we'll talk.

41
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Deal?
No deal.

42
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From now on,
I'm my own boss.

43
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Wait!
Don't be stupid, Cupid.

44
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Later.

45
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Fighting, fighting,
fighting!

46
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Don't you ever get tired
of this immature behavior?

47
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Well, well, well. If it isn't
my favorite little sister.

48
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I suppose
this is your doing.

49
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Uh! Herc, you know
how much I hate fighting.

50
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"Make love, not war"--
That's my motto.

51
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Mm-hmm.
[ Yells ]

52
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Aphrodite,
what do you want?

53
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Okay, there is this one little
favor I need. It's Cupid.

54
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He's been hanging
with a really bad crowd.

55
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I'm worried he's headed
for trouble.

56
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- So you want me to talk to him.
- Well, you are his favorite uncle.

57
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And he won't listen to me,
that's for sure.

58
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Uh, can I talk to him later?
I'm a little busy right now.

59
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[ Laughs ]
What, this?

60
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Stand back.

61
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Excuse me, boys. Can I
have your attention, please?

62
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You're losing
your touch.

63
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[ Scoffs ]
As if.

64
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Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!

65
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- Mmm.
- There. Can we go now?

66
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I can't believe
I'm related to her.

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[ Man Narrating ] This is
the story of a time long ago,

68
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a time of myth and legend,

69
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when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,

70
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and they plagued mankind
with suffering.

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Only one man dared
to challenge their power--

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Hercules.

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Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,

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a strength surpassed
only by the power of his heart.

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He journeyed the earth, battling the
minions of his wicked stepmother, Hera,

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the all-powerful
queen of the gods.

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But wherever
there was evil,

78
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wherever an innocent
would suffer,

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there would be... Hercules.

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- [ Screeching ]
- [ Roaring ]

81
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Hail!

82
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[ Cupid ] Hercules, all
the years I was growing up,

83
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the only time
I ever saw Mom...

84
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was when she wanted me to make
some stupid mortals fall in love.

85
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Well, some of them
need my help, some don't.

86
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Either way, I'm sick of it.

87
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But Cupid, it--
it is your job.

88
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Yeah, okay, okay.
I'll get to the point.

89
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Two weeks ago, she shows up
out of the blue and says...

90
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she wants me to make some
girl fall in love with a toad.

91
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Now, you tell me--
What's that all about?

92
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Who is this girl?

93
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Well, she's, uh--
she's different, you know?

94
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She's, uh, gorgeous.
Really.

95
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Anyway, as soon as I saw her, I-I
knew the whole thing was bogus.

96
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Her name's Psyche.
Psyche?

97
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The daughter of Holidus,
the innkeeper?

98
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You know her? Yeah,
when she was a kid.

99
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Does she still live in
Maladon with her father?

100
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Yeah.
Yeah.

101
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W-Well, what
are you gonna do?

102
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Talk to your mother,
for starters.

103
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Oh, and I was supposed to tell
you to try to stay out of trouble.

104
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Okay? I gotcha,
Uncle Herc.

105
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Hey, you know something?
You're almost cool.

106
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Thanks, I think. What are
you knuckleheads doing?

107
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Just the person
I was looking for.

108
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You call that talking to him? You
saw the kind of life he's leading.

109
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Why didn't you do
something? Like what?

110
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I don't know. Whatever.
I don't care.

111
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Just get him in line. If
you can't do it, who can?

112
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Maybe no one. In case you haven't
noticed, he's a grown man.

113
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[ Scoffs ] Tell me
something, Aphrodite.

114
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Your only concern here is
your son, right? Absolutely.

115
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And the fact that Psyche's beautiful
-- that doesn't bother you.

116
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What, do you think I'm
jealous of a mortal? Please.

117
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Well, now that we've cleared that
up, then you don't need me anymore.

118
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Wait! You're just
gonna walk away?

119
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Some role model
you are. Later.

120
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[ Chattering, Indistinct ]

121
00:07:09,962 --> 00:07:12,365
It's Psyche, isn't it?

122
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Just leave me alone,
would you, Mom?

123
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I hate to see you
looking so sad.

124
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Well, how do you
expect me to feel?

125
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Cupid, I have told you
time and time again--

126
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Mess around with mortals all you
want; that's what they're there for.

127
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But whatever you do, don't
fall in love. Well, why not?

128
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Because it can't work.
Believe me, I know.

129
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Uh! Just zap the chick so she'll fall
in love with somebody else, please?

130
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It's the only way
you're ever gonna be happy.

131
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A girl as fine as that you
can't buy with gifts. Watch me.

132
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I'll win her heart.

133
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Buy a map to Psyche's house.
Come on. You won't be sorry.

134
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There you go, sir.
Thank you.

135
00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,989
Thank you. Buy a map to
Psyche's house. Step right up!

136
00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:12,225
Get 'em while they're
fresh and dewy!

137
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Two, four, six, eight--
Flowers help ya pollinate!

138
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Go-o-o, romance!

139
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That's very catchy.
Hercules!

140
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What a pleasant surprise!
Hold down the fort.

141
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Ho-ho! You got it
made, my friend.

142
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I mean, Psyche's not gonna choose anybody
over you. That's not what I'm here for.

143
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Yeah. Don't kid a kidder. Hey. What's
it gonna take to make the deal? Huh?

144
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We have roses. We
have lilies, impatiens.

145
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Impatient, huh?
I know-- a mixed bouquet.

146
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Salmoneus, you're taking
advantage of all these men.

147
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No, I'm keeping their
dreams alive. [ Giggles ]

148
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Now, I'll let you have this bunch for
two dinars and a deal on the wedding.

149
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That's half my normal price. Uh,
thanks, but I'm here totalkto Psyche.

150
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And I think I know where I can
find her. Yeah, I'm sure you do.

151
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Hercules! I haven't seen
this Psyche yet,

152
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but I gather she makes Aphrodite look like a bow-wow
-- you know what I mean?

153
00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:03,476
If I were you,
I would be careful.

154
00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:05,478
"Careful" don't pay
the rent, my friend.

155
00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:09,081
A bow-wow, huh?

156
00:09:13,152 --> 00:09:15,154
Whoever you are,
we're closed.

157
00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:18,357
And my daughter is not
receiving any visitors.

158
00:09:18,357 --> 00:09:21,160
Even if it's an old
friend? Hercules!

159
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,462
Holidus, how are you?
Oh.

160
00:09:23,462 --> 00:09:26,465
Daddy, did you say--
Hercules.

161
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It is you.
It's so good to see you!

162
00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:32,471
Psyche. The last time
I saw you,

163
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you were this tall,
with pigtails and freckles,

164
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and all you cared about was climbing
trees. She's still climbing them.

165
00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:40,079
Well, sometimes
it's the only way to escape.

166
00:09:40,479 --> 00:09:44,483
I can believe it. Well,
you haven't changed.

167
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You're still the world's
bravest, best-looking hero.

168
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So you have to tell me
-- what's it like fighting the Hydra...

169
00:09:52,491 --> 00:09:55,294
or Echidna,
the mother of all monsters?

170
00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:58,898
How did you get rid of her? Well, actually,
I didn't. You see, what happened--

171
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Oh. you're just as modest as ever.
It's good to see you, Hercules.

172
00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:06,505
Yes. So how long
can you stay with us?

173
00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:08,908
I'm just passing through
my way to Corinth.

174
00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:11,310
I haven't seen my mother and
Jason since they were married.

175
00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:13,713
Well, you, um, might
as well stay for lunch.

176
00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:18,918
Because, you know, if you
don't, I'll never forgive you.

177
00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:22,521
Then... lunch it is. I can't
go through life unforgiven.

178
00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:26,525
Well, boys, this is it.

179
00:10:26,525 --> 00:10:29,328
Somebody's gonna score
with Psyche today.

180
00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:32,031
Who's it gonna be?
Hmm?

181
00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:36,235
Mmm! Washboard abs.
I like that.

182
00:10:36,235 --> 00:10:38,638
Mmm!
[ Sniffing ]

183
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,841
A man who doesn't believe
in bathing. That's good too.

184
00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:43,843
[ Man ] You fool.
She won't choose you.

185
00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:46,646
Now, me--
I'm more her style.

186
00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:48,648
Huh.
[ Giggles ]

187
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,652
Nice material.

188
00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:56,255
Oh, beauteous one!

189
00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:59,458
Let me ravish
-- lavish you... with a rose--

190
00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:02,662
sweet, proud
and upstanding.

191
00:11:04,263 --> 00:11:07,066
Business must be good.
Mm-hmm.

192
00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:09,468
It's amazing the things
a man will do...

193
00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:12,571
to win the love
of a beautiful woman.

194
00:11:12,571 --> 00:11:17,109
Especially one who makes
Aphrodite look like a bow-wow.

195
00:11:21,547 --> 00:11:26,619
You misunderstand.
I said "wow-wow"! Whoa.

196
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:30,022
Listen, Your Gorgeousness, you were always
my favorite goddess. Even as a kid...

197
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:33,092
I collected your trading cards, and believe me
-- they don't do you justice at all.

198
00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:35,895
Please don't hurt me! Please!
I'll do anything!

199
00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,897
Get up.
Why?

200
00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:40,700
I have a deal for you.
You do?

201
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:45,104
What's my percentage? I want
to rock your world, stud muffin.

202
00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:48,307
Stud muffin, huh?
[ Chortles ]

203
00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:50,710
Is that good?
Oh, yeah.

204
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,712
Oh!
Not so fast.

205
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,114
There's something I want
you to do for me first.

206
00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:57,116
Yeah?

207
00:11:57,116 --> 00:12:00,720
Hercules?
Hmm?

208
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,923
Do you think
I'm attractive?

209
00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:07,927
Uh, you're more than that.
You're beautiful.

210
00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:10,329
So you-- you like me.

211
00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:12,331
Well, of course I do.

212
00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:19,538
Psyche, what is this about?

213
00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:23,542
I want you to take me
away from here.

214
00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:25,945
Uh-- Come again?

215
00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:29,148
Really. I'm serious. It's--
The men in this town...

216
00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:31,550
have just treated me like
a prize or something.

217
00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:33,552
It's disgusting,
and I can't stand it!

218
00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:37,556
I wanna see the world!
I wanna have adventures...

219
00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:40,359
with you.

220
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:46,766
Psyche, I think you're
wonderful. I mean, I really do.

221
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:49,568
But you're young. You need to
live your own life, not mine.

222
00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:53,572
I wouldn't get in your way.
I promise.

223
00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:59,578
You see,
my life is-- it's--

224
00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:04,383
The thing is, if you stop
and think about it--

225
00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:09,188
I don't... wanna stop
and think about anything.

226
00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:11,190
I just wanna be with you.

227
00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:14,342
Oh.

228
00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:23,769
Go away! Now, Cupid, you
know this is for the best.

229
00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:25,671
Yeah, right.

230
00:13:25,671 --> 00:13:28,440
Excuse me. Coming through, coming
through. Hey, watch who you're pushing!

231
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,442
I'm not butting in. Don't
worry. I'm not butting in.

232
00:13:30,442 --> 00:13:33,646
Message for the lady. Ooh,
great flowers, by the way.

233
00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,648
Aphrodite, this is for you.

234
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:40,853
[ Psyche ] Who's there? A friend
of your father's. He sent for ya.

235
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:43,656
You look lovely today, my dear.
Salmoneus, what are you up to?

236
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:47,159
[ Man ] There
she is. I can't.

237
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,461
Me? Up to
something? Hey!

238
00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:51,363
Take my flowers, Psyche.

239
00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:54,066
You muffin head!
Give me that!

240
00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:57,570
[ Psyche ] Hercules!
Step aside, buffoon!

241
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:02,775
This is no way...
to prove your love!

242
00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:06,111
Mom--

243
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,188
Psyche.

244
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:21,627
Get away!
Hercules!

245
00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:25,998
Oh, Psyche.

246
00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:36,876
Are you all right, Hercules?

247
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:42,014
Never better. Hercules! These
men are trying to hurt you!

248
00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:43,916
They are?
Oh, yeah.

249
00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:48,921
- [ Shrieks ]
- Are you all right?

250
00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:51,323
I'm fine, but--
but you're gonna get--

251
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,086
Hello, Psyche.

252
00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:24,590
What is it, Hercules?

253
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:28,928
Wish I could find the words to tell you
how beautiful I think you are, but...

254
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:32,531
all I can say right now
is... I love you.

255
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,306
That's it!

256
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:41,146
I quit!

257
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:46,211
Cupid!
Cupid, come back here!

258
00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:50,916
[ Clears Throat ]

259
00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:58,524
What's come over you?

260
00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:00,926
It's the most wonderful
feeling I've ever had.

261
00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:03,729
Excuse me?
But-- But earlier today...

262
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:06,532
you couldn't wait to get away from me, and
-- and-and now--

263
00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:08,534
And now I wanna spend
the rest of my life with you.

264
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:12,037
[ Whistles ]

265
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:14,039
Fine. Be that way.

266
00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:17,242
I got somebody special
in my life too, you know.

267
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,446
Good-bye!
[ Chuckles ]

268
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:25,250
This is like...
a dream come true.

269
00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:32,057
Meet me in an hour?
What are you gonna do?

270
00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:33,959
Make myself
beautiful for you.

271
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,328
Mmm.

272
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,535
[ Exhales Sharply ]

273
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:46,805
Aphrodite!

274
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:50,809
Where are you,
my passion flower?

275
00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:54,013
I've come to pluck your petals
-- Ow! [ Thud ]

276
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,013
Ooh.

277
00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:58,417
Look at that.

278
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:02,421
It's exquisite craftsmanship.
Might be an heirloom.

279
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:08,427
Well, if you can't hold
a beautiful woman,

280
00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:11,230
at least you can hold something that
might make some money. [ Clicks Tongue ]

281
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:15,601
[ Snorting ]
Wish Cupid would lighten up!

282
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:18,404
All he does
is pace, pace, pace!

283
00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:21,106
Boring!
We should party!

284
00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:23,042
Yeah! Party!

285
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,346
What do you want?

286
00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:35,521
To... apologize.

287
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:39,124
Hercules was right.
You're not a little kid anymore.

288
00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:41,927
I don't believe it.
Did Tartarus freeze over?

289
00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:45,130
All right, all right.
Don't press your luck.

290
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:49,935
I know you don't wanna hear this, but what
happened back there is probably for the best.

291
00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:53,439
You and Psyche never would have
worked out. How do you know?

292
00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:56,975
Because Psyche is mortal.

293
00:17:56,975 --> 00:18:00,979
And... mortals are like plums.

294
00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:04,583
You know? They taste great
for a while, but--

295
00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:08,987
Ugh! Before you
know it-- prunes.

296
00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:12,191
Let me tell you
something, Mom.

297
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:15,794
I can't imagine living
another day without Psyche.

298
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:22,634
[ Sighs ] Look, Cupid, I know I
haven't been much of a mother.

299
00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:25,437
But if you try to win
this girl's love,

300
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:28,640
you'll feel a jealousy
so strong...

301
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,043
it'll change you,
all right?

302
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,712
Big time.

303
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:36,915
Jealousy, huh?
[ Scoffs ]

304
00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:40,119
Oh, that's rich,
coming from you.

305
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:44,490
You're the one who's jealous, because
everyone's talking about Psyche instead of you.

306
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:47,960
'Course, it's even worse,
'cause she's mortal.

307
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,296
Just stay away from her,
Cupid. Please.

308
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:55,501
No. I've got
a better idea, Mom.

309
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:59,104
Why don't you
stay out of my life?

310
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:11,316
Enter, oh vixen
of vixens.

311
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:16,922
Hercules! I was just
taking a nap.

312
00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:19,324
Hope I hid the handcuffs.
Do you normally nap in those?

313
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,326
Yeah! Very stylish,
don't you think? Yeah.

314
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:24,129
Uh, it's quite a place you've
got here. Decorated it myself.

315
00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:27,332
[ Chuckles ] I don't mean to be rude,
but shouldn't you be off somewhere?

316
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,135
You know, making the world safe for
those of us who are lovers, not fighters?

317
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:32,938
No, that can wait. I saw these flowers
outside, and I was wondering if--

318
00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:34,940
Take them
-- with my compliments. Really?

319
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,942
Yeah. If you could just kind of
-- Sure.

320
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,344
Oh, wait a moment. Wait, wait,
wait. You know Aphrodite, don't you?

321
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:42,080
- Oh, she is my half-sister, yeah.
- Yeah.

322
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:46,485
Well, with all-due respect, she has a reputation of being a little, uh
-- [ Whistles ]

323
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:49,188
And I have it on good authority
she's hot for my body.

324
00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:52,624
Don't laugh.

325
00:19:52,624 --> 00:19:58,230
Now, my question is this--
should I play hard to get?

326
00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:00,632
Or should I let her
have her way with me?

327
00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:02,534
What do ya think?

328
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,038
I think I'm leaving.
Here.

329
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,040
What, not fresh enough?

330
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,842
No, I just
had a... better idea.

331
00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:15,647
Uh-huh.
dd Aphrodite dd

332
00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:19,251
You've made me so happy.

333
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:24,856
Good. I... hope this
makes you even happier.

334
00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:27,259
What is it? It's a
-- It's a-- It's a poem.

335
00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:29,928
I-- I it wrote for you.

336
00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:35,834
-Hercules, that's so sweet.
- Well-- What's all this?

337
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,637
Well, I know
it's a lot, but,

338
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:42,641
if I'm going to meet your parents, I
-- My parents?

339
00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:45,444
Yes. You were on
your way to see them.

340
00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:48,247
I decided to come along and
find out all those things...

341
00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:51,049
that you're just a little
bit too modest to tell me.

342
00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:53,051
But I thought we would--
Listen.

343
00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:56,655
We can talk about things
on the way.

344
00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:59,858
Let's go tell my father
the good news.

345
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,861
Hmm. Yeah.

346
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:08,900
Well, uh, there's only
one thing I can say.

347
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:11,703
Welcome to the family,
Hercules. Thanks.

348
00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,605
And may I call you Dad?
I'd be honored.

349
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,174
I couldn't wish
for anyone better.

350
00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:20,846
So, I can't wait to travel
the world with you, Hercules.

351
00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:24,449
And you know with me at your side, you'll
be able to help more people than ever.

352
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:27,252
Whoa, slow down, Psyche. Those days
are over now. And then you can--

353
00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:31,556
What did you say? Well,
no. We're gonna stay here.

354
00:21:31,556 --> 00:21:34,993
No, we'll get married, we'll
put down roots, have a family--

355
00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:37,796
Isn't that what
you always wanted?

356
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:43,001
No. But you can't do that
anyway. You're a hero.

357
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:44,903
Look, everything I do
will be to please you.

358
00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:47,406
I'll-I'll cut down my hours.
I'll travel less.

359
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:49,574
I'll be the best husband
there ever was.

360
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,747
Tell me I'm dreaming.

361
00:21:55,747 --> 00:21:59,351
We both are.
And I hope we never wake up.

362
00:22:19,471 --> 00:22:21,673
[ Roaring ]
[ Screams ]

363
00:22:26,445 --> 00:22:28,947
- Hercules!
- Psyche!

364
00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:30,949
[ Screaming ]

365
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,354
Psyche!
My little girl!

366
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,255
Hercules! You gotta
save her! I will!

367
00:22:37,255 --> 00:22:42,160
What is that thing? I have no
idea, but I'm gonna find out!

368
00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:47,232
Wh-Wh-What are you
gonna do with that?

369
00:22:47,232 --> 00:22:49,634
I'm gonna give it to Psyche
as soon as I find her.

370
00:22:49,634 --> 00:22:53,004
[ Roaring ]

371
00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:18,530
[ Screams ] Oh, don't hurt
me! Please! I'm begging!

372
00:23:18,530 --> 00:23:21,733
[ Gasps ]
What-- What's going on?

373
00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,536
Who are you?
I-I'm Cupid.

374
00:23:24,536 --> 00:23:28,740
No, you're not. You're
-- You're some kind of monster! I-I saw you! You're--

375
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,609
You're wasting your time.
There's no way out.

376
00:23:30,609 --> 00:23:34,613
Don't come any closer,
please. Just--

377
00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:37,015
Look, there's nothing to
be afraid of. I don't bite.

378
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:41,720
If you're so nice, then...
why don't you let me go?

379
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,389
'Cause you'd just
run back to Hercules.

380
00:23:44,389 --> 00:23:46,691
You're right.
I-I would.

381
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:48,994
He wants to marry me.

382
00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:51,196
Yeah, well,
I'm not surprised.

383
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:53,598
It was my arrow that made him
fall in love with you.

384
00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:55,500
It was?

385
00:23:58,703 --> 00:24:01,106
Well, it's
too bad for you,

386
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:04,709
because I'll bet he's on his
way here right now to rescue me.

387
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:09,881
Yeah. I bet. Look, there's
someone I've gotta see.

388
00:24:09,881 --> 00:24:11,817
I'll be back in a while.

389
00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:14,619
You mean, you're leaving me
here all alone?

390
00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:19,024
Don't worry. I'd never do
anything to hurt you. Okay?

391
00:24:20,992 --> 00:24:23,728
You wouldn't?

392
00:24:23,728 --> 00:24:26,531
Herc!
I need to talk to you!

393
00:24:26,932 --> 00:24:30,535
I'm busy.
I know what just happened.

394
00:24:30,535 --> 00:24:32,137
You know what
happened? Yeah.

395
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:36,141
That monster who just ran off with your
new girlfriend? It's my darling boy.

396
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,443
Cupid?
That monster was Cupid?

397
00:24:38,443 --> 00:24:40,645
Yeah. Since when did he
start lookin' like that?

398
00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:44,916
It's a gnarly curse, dude. Whenever he feels
the pain of unrequited love with a mortal,

399
00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:47,319
he turns into this
green-eyed monster.

400
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:50,021
Where'd he take her? I
don't know. My guess is...

401
00:24:50,021 --> 00:24:51,957
Hephaestus's old cathedral.

402
00:24:52,357 --> 00:24:54,759
The place is a total bummer, but
he always liked it. Go figure.

403
00:24:54,759 --> 00:24:56,661
Let's figure something
else out here first.

404
00:24:56,661 --> 00:25:00,832
I fell in love with Psyche because Cupid hit me with one of his arrows
-- by mistake, right?

405
00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:03,935
Yeah. Exactly, lover boy.

406
00:25:03,935 --> 00:25:07,005
Cute. Which one of the gods
put this curse on him?

407
00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:08,807
Old cow-face. Who else?

408
00:25:08,807 --> 00:25:11,076
Hera.
Yeah.

409
00:25:11,076 --> 00:25:14,145
She got jealous because
I stole one of her boyfriends.

410
00:25:14,145 --> 00:25:16,147
He wasn't even that cute.

411
00:25:16,147 --> 00:25:19,351
Anyway, she knew that she'd
never be as beautiful as me, so--

412
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,653
So, she punished Cupid.
Yeah.

413
00:25:21,653 --> 00:25:25,557
But it's not permanent. Not the first
two times, but if it happens again--

414
00:25:25,557 --> 00:25:27,158
Three strikes and he's out.
Yeah.

415
00:25:27,158 --> 00:25:30,896
[ Satyr ]
Am I good, or what?

416
00:25:30,896 --> 00:25:32,864
[ Satyr #2 ]
Bull's-eye.

417
00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:35,267
[ Chattering, Indistinct ]

418
00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:38,470
Hey, you guys.
Quit horsing around.

419
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:40,872
Horsin' around?
Hey, we're not Centaurs.

420
00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:43,275
[ Satyrs Laughing ]
Centaurs.

421
00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:48,079
Very funny. I've got a job
for you two chuckleheads.

422
00:25:48,079 --> 00:25:50,482
Are we listening?
Mm-hmm.

423
00:25:50,482 --> 00:25:54,486
Good. I want you to go back to
Maladon. I've left my bow there.

424
00:25:54,486 --> 00:25:56,488
Find it.

425
00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:59,291
What about the rest of us? The
rest of you, keep your eyes open.

426
00:25:59,691 --> 00:26:01,293
Stay sharp.

427
00:26:01,693 --> 00:26:04,496
Trouble?
Yeah. Hercules.

428
00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:06,898
[ All ]
Ooh!

429
00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:14,906
[ Aphrodite ] I know it sounds crazy, but
at the time it was a really good idea.

430
00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:17,709
Come on.
Think about it, Herc.

431
00:26:17,709 --> 00:26:19,711
Cupid's arrow hits Psyche.

432
00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:22,113
She falls for the sex-starved florist
-- What's his name?

433
00:26:22,113 --> 00:26:24,115
Salmoneus.
Right. Anyway--

434
00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:28,119
Fast-forward a couple of years
-- Psyche's a fat, happy housewife,

435
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:30,121
Cupid's over her,
and everybody wins.

436
00:26:30,121 --> 00:26:34,125
Nobody more than you. Come on,
Herc. If the arrow had just hit her,

437
00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:36,127
everything
would be fine.

438
00:26:36,528 --> 00:26:38,530
You can't play with
people's lives like that!

439
00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:40,832
And I can't walk away
not knowing that Psyche's safe.

440
00:26:40,832 --> 00:26:45,470
Once I'm sure, then I promise I'll
leave, and I'll never see her again.

441
00:26:45,470 --> 00:26:47,472
What?
Hello!

442
00:26:47,472 --> 00:26:50,675
If you think that you can escape
Cupid's arrow, I've got news for you.

443
00:26:50,675 --> 00:26:53,478
Nobody is that strong.
I am.

444
00:26:53,878 --> 00:26:55,880
Okay. Let's put it
to the test.

445
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:59,884
Uh, whatever I say, you say the first
thing that comes to your head, okay?

446
00:26:59,884 --> 00:27:01,486
Fine.
All right. Sun.

447
00:27:01,486 --> 00:27:02,687
Moon.
Bread.

448
00:27:02,687 --> 00:27:04,289
Butter.
Psyche.

449
00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:05,009
Smart.

450
00:27:07,092 --> 00:27:09,894
Funny. Sexy.

451
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:11,896
Perfect.
[ Chuckles ]

452
00:27:13,498 --> 00:27:17,102
Okay. You stay here.
I'm gonna go save my son.

453
00:27:17,502 --> 00:27:20,305
Oh, no. I'm goin' with
you. Bet I get there first.

454
00:27:24,709 --> 00:27:27,112
I hate it
when she does that.

455
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:31,516
[ Chuckling ]
Party down with us, sister!

456
00:27:31,516 --> 00:27:33,518
Yeah. You'll live here
till ya die!

457
00:27:33,518 --> 00:27:37,522
What do you think you're doing? I never
told anyone to treat her like this.

458
00:27:37,522 --> 00:27:41,526
Get outta here.
Party pooper!

459
00:27:41,526 --> 00:27:45,130
You know, I don't--
I don't believe this.

460
00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:48,733
For years, people have been
telling me how nice you are,

461
00:27:48,733 --> 00:27:51,136
and... you're just--

462
00:27:51,136 --> 00:27:54,739
you're just as much
of an animal as they are!

463
00:27:54,739 --> 00:27:57,142
I'm sorry.

464
00:27:57,542 --> 00:27:59,544
They didn't
hurt you, did they?

465
00:27:59,944 --> 00:28:03,148
What do you care
what they did to me?

466
00:28:03,148 --> 00:28:05,550
Well, I care a lot.

467
00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:09,154
I mean, I know what it's
like to feel trapped.

468
00:28:09,554 --> 00:28:12,757
When I was a kid, I used
to come out here a lot...

469
00:28:12,757 --> 00:28:17,562
because... it was the only place I knew
of that I could get away from my mother.

470
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:26,371
Then why don't you let me go?

471
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:28,373
I can't.
Why?

472
00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:31,543
I'm sorry.
I just can't.

473
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:34,746
I don't want to lose you.

474
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,559
[ Door Shuts ]

475
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:54,766
If you've come for Psyche,
you're wasting your time.

476
00:28:54,766 --> 00:28:57,969
I told you there'd be problems.
You should have listened to me.

477
00:28:57,969 --> 00:29:01,573
No, you listen to me, Mom. I love
her, and I am not letting her go.

478
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:03,975
[ Sighs ]
Okay.

479
00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:07,178
I guess it's time to tell
you the facts of your life.

480
00:29:07,178 --> 00:29:10,682
This thing that happened with you
and Psyche? It's a curse from Hera.

481
00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:14,119
Thanks for warning me. And,
if it happens two more times,

482
00:29:14,119 --> 00:29:16,121
you're this green-eyed
monster forever.

483
00:29:19,324 --> 00:29:21,726
I-- I don't get it.

484
00:29:22,127 --> 00:29:25,330
Why can't I just be
like everybody else?

485
00:29:25,330 --> 00:29:28,032
All I wanna do is
cherish Psyche forever.

486
00:29:28,032 --> 00:29:29,934
[ Aphrodite ]
Oh!

487
00:29:30,335 --> 00:29:34,339
You really are
the romantic type, aren't you?

488
00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:37,475
Okay. I've got it.

489
00:29:37,475 --> 00:29:39,878
Why don't you get your bow
and arrow and shoot her? No!

490
00:29:39,878 --> 00:29:41,880
Yeah! Make her fall
in love with you. No!

491
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:45,483
I want Psyche to love me because she
wants to, not because she's forced to.

492
00:29:45,884 --> 00:29:51,489
Oh, that is so sweet. And so
old-fashioned too, but not a good idea.

493
00:29:51,489 --> 00:29:54,292
Now, please, let me get Psyche out
of here before Hercules shows up.

494
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:57,095
No! You stay away
from her, you hear me?

495
00:29:57,095 --> 00:30:02,300
Or I swear, I'll make Hera
look like your best friend.

496
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:04,302
[ Sighs ]

497
00:30:09,908 --> 00:30:12,110
[ Salmoneus ] I'm telling ya
-- it's one of a kind.

498
00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:14,379
This is the bow
that'll make ya crow.

499
00:30:14,779 --> 00:30:17,582
This is the thing that'll make
ya sing. What are you sayin'?

500
00:30:17,582 --> 00:30:21,586
I'm saying you need to buy this priceless
heirloom for its conversation-piece value alone!

501
00:30:21,586 --> 00:30:24,389
Lemme see! Hey, you can see
with your eyes, not your hands!

502
00:30:24,789 --> 00:30:28,693
I wanna see! This is not professional!
This is not professional!

503
00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:30,994
Huh?

504
00:30:36,868 --> 00:30:38,770
I love you, man.

505
00:30:40,305 --> 00:30:43,508
[ Gasping ] But I'm already committed
to a monogamous relationship!

506
00:30:47,412 --> 00:30:50,215
I know what this is.

507
00:30:50,215 --> 00:30:53,818
This is my reward for a life
of virtue and thrift!

508
00:30:53,818 --> 00:30:55,820
This is Cupid's bow.

509
00:30:56,221 --> 00:31:00,124
Oh, the riches! Oh, the
fame! Oh, the fabulous babes!

510
00:31:00,124 --> 00:31:03,194
Thank you, gods!
I owe you one!

511
00:31:03,194 --> 00:31:07,065
Down, boy.
Hercules!

512
00:31:07,465 --> 00:31:10,668
Don't be a spoilsport! I'm sure Cupid
has a lot of these lying around!

513
00:31:10,668 --> 00:31:12,670
I'll just take care of the
lovebirds that he can't get to.

514
00:31:12,670 --> 00:31:14,672
For a price, of course. I
have a reputation to maintain.

515
00:31:14,672 --> 00:31:16,574
What reputation?
Don't start!

516
00:31:16,574 --> 00:31:20,511
Not unless you start respecting
the power of Cupid's arrows.

517
00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:22,914
They can turn your life
upside down, you know.

518
00:31:23,314 --> 00:31:26,517
They can
-- They can drive you out of your-- out of your mind with love,

519
00:31:26,517 --> 00:31:29,320
make you do things
that are absolutely crazy!

520
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,723
What's the matter with
you? Take it easy! Hey!

521
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:34,425
You need proof, do you?
Need some proof? Huh?

522
00:31:34,425 --> 00:31:35,675
Fine.

523
00:31:37,428 --> 00:31:40,832
Watch this. What are
you doing? Hercules!

524
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:44,135
[ Screaming ]

525
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,675
[ Screaming Continues ]

526
00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:53,478
[ Splash ]

527
00:31:53,878 --> 00:31:55,780
Hercules!
You all right?

528
00:31:55,780 --> 00:32:00,151
See? Even cold water
doesn't help!

529
00:32:05,123 --> 00:32:08,126
Oh! Why can't you
leave me alone?

530
00:32:08,126 --> 00:32:11,029
You are so beautiful.

531
00:32:11,029 --> 00:32:14,132
But Deianeira is the only woman
I've ever really loved.

532
00:32:20,171 --> 00:32:21,251
[ Gasps ]

533
00:32:24,475 --> 00:32:27,245
- Yes!
- Wh-What is it? What's wrong?

534
00:32:27,245 --> 00:32:32,116
What could possibly be wrong? I'm a
free man! Deianeira broke the spell!

535
00:32:33,584 --> 00:32:35,987
Are you sure you didn't hit
your head when you jumped?

536
00:32:35,987 --> 00:32:39,490
No!
This is about my heart.

537
00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:42,894
- Then you're all right! You sure?
- Never better!

538
00:32:42,894 --> 00:32:46,164
Now all I've gotta do
is rescue Psyche!

539
00:32:46,164 --> 00:32:49,167
All right! Well, if you won't
be needing me, I'll just--

540
00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:51,836
Salmoneus!
You be careful with that!

541
00:32:51,836 --> 00:32:56,341
I'm shocked that you think I
wouldn't be. Shocked, I tell you.

542
00:32:58,609 --> 00:33:01,012
Yeah, I'm sure.

543
00:33:06,551 --> 00:33:09,554
Why can't I ever find
the easy way?

544
00:33:13,558 --> 00:33:16,694
"Psyche, Psyche,
you are so sweet.

545
00:33:16,694 --> 00:33:20,298
Without you,
life is incomplete."

546
00:33:20,298 --> 00:33:21,548
Whoa.

547
00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:27,105
"Before I met you, I was lonely.
Now you are my one and--"

548
00:33:27,105 --> 00:33:29,807
Herc, don't quit your day job.

549
00:33:30,708 --> 00:33:32,710
[ Sighs ]

550
00:34:13,985 --> 00:34:18,790
I, uh, brought you some food.

551
00:34:19,190 --> 00:34:22,393
I thought
you might be hungry.

552
00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:26,798
You know, I never knew
that gods got lonely too.

553
00:34:26,798 --> 00:34:28,800
What?

554
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:33,204
N-Nothing.
Um-- Nothing.

555
00:34:33,204 --> 00:34:37,208
Thank you...
for the food.

556
00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:37,958
Oh.

557
00:34:41,212 --> 00:34:44,415
Uh, Hercules is here.
What? Already?

558
00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:46,417
Yeah.

559
00:34:46,417 --> 00:34:50,021
He's even faster
than I thought he was.

560
00:34:50,021 --> 00:34:52,023
Stay here, Psyche.

561
00:34:52,023 --> 00:34:54,025
You'll be safe.

562
00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:06,437
You shouldn't have come,
Hercules.

563
00:35:06,437 --> 00:35:08,439
Before you decide that, you
better hear what I have to say.

564
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,441
We don't have anything
to talk about.

565
00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:14,445
What if I told you that your arrow didn't
work on me? That I'm not in love with Psyche?

566
00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:17,048
[ Chuckles ]
You're lying.

567
00:35:17,048 --> 00:35:19,717
You know me better than that, Cupid.
I just wanna make sure she's safe.

568
00:35:19,717 --> 00:35:22,920
From what?
The green-eyed monster?

569
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:26,124
No, from Aphrodite. There's
no telling what she might do.

570
00:35:26,524 --> 00:35:29,227
[ Snorting ]

571
00:35:29,227 --> 00:35:31,629
Call off your satyrs.

572
00:35:31,629 --> 00:35:33,631
Sorry. Can't do that.

573
00:35:33,631 --> 00:35:37,235
Okay. Get him, boys. I thought
I was your favorite uncle.

574
00:35:53,417 --> 00:35:56,087
Don't waste your hearing,
girlfriend. Aphrodite.

575
00:35:56,454 --> 00:35:59,957
In the flesh. Now, come on.
Let's get you out of this dump.

576
00:35:59,957 --> 00:36:03,661
I'm not leaving until you
tell me why you're doing this.

577
00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:05,863
Hello! I'm trying
to help you here.

578
00:36:05,863 --> 00:36:09,000
No, you're not!
I heard you before with Cupid.

579
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,203
I'm not going anywhere until
you tell me what's going on.

580
00:36:12,203 --> 00:36:15,339
I get it.
You're copping this 'tude...

581
00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:18,142
because everyone's been saying
you're more beautiful than I am.

582
00:36:18,543 --> 00:36:21,245
[ Mock Giggle ] But now that I see
you, it's obvious they're clueless.

583
00:36:21,245 --> 00:36:25,116
Do you actually think that I
like being compared to you?

584
00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:27,818
Not being able to go anywhere
or do anything?

585
00:36:27,818 --> 00:36:29,787
And people treating me like
I'm some kind of freak?

586
00:36:29,787 --> 00:36:32,590
Don't sugarcoat it, honey.
I'm just here to save Cupid.

587
00:36:32,590 --> 00:36:35,760
But I never thought that you would
-- It's a mom thing.

588
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,963
Come on.
Okay.

589
00:36:38,963 --> 00:36:40,965
That was easy.

590
00:37:00,251 --> 00:37:04,121
Here. Drink up.

591
00:37:04,121 --> 00:37:06,524
How is that
going to help Cupid?

592
00:37:06,524 --> 00:37:08,526
I'm his mother.
Would you trust me?

593
00:37:08,526 --> 00:37:10,528
Fine.

594
00:37:17,101 --> 00:37:18,101
Hmm.

595
00:37:19,003 --> 00:37:24,208
You know, I like you.
It's a shame you're so... cute.

596
00:37:30,214 --> 00:37:32,216
She's not cute.
She's beautiful.

597
00:37:32,617 --> 00:37:36,220
Come on, Psyche. I'm taking
you away from all of this.

598
00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:38,623
Don't do it, Cupid.
You know what'll happen.

599
00:37:38,623 --> 00:37:41,826
Okay, will someone please
just tell me what's going on?

600
00:37:42,226 --> 00:37:44,228
Maybe I can.

601
00:37:44,228 --> 00:37:47,431
Not a chance.

602
00:37:47,832 --> 00:37:50,635
[ Roaring ]

603
00:37:53,704 --> 00:37:56,507
Jealousy sure does
make a person ugly.

604
00:38:01,145 --> 00:38:04,348
This isn't gonna be fun.

605
00:38:09,387 --> 00:38:12,089
Don't hurt him, Hercules!

606
00:38:12,089 --> 00:38:16,093
Me, hurt him.
Please.

607
00:38:20,231 --> 00:38:20,981
Oh!

608
00:38:29,607 --> 00:38:31,442
[ Screams ]

609
00:38:47,525 --> 00:38:48,965
[ Growling ]

610
00:38:55,132 --> 00:38:57,134
Cupid, can we at least
talk about this?

611
00:38:57,134 --> 00:38:59,937
- [ Roars ]
- I guess not.

612
00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:18,656
- Psyche.
- [ Low Chuckle ]

613
00:39:18,656 --> 00:39:21,058
[ Roaring ]

614
00:39:21,058 --> 00:39:21,898
Psyche.

615
00:39:26,997 --> 00:39:28,899
What have you done,
Mother?

616
00:39:28,899 --> 00:39:32,870
If it's any consolation,
she's not as old as she looks.

617
00:39:33,270 --> 00:39:35,973
For once in your life, would
you give me a straight answer?

618
00:39:35,973 --> 00:39:39,076
What have you done?

619
00:39:39,477 --> 00:39:42,279
I did what any mother would do.
I tried to protect you.

620
00:39:42,279 --> 00:39:44,682
Aphrodite,
this is a little extreme.

621
00:39:44,682 --> 00:39:49,487
Mom, you have got to learn
to let me live my own life!

622
00:39:49,887 --> 00:39:52,690
Oh, Psyche.

623
00:39:52,690 --> 00:39:55,893
Oh, Psyche,
I am so sorry.

624
00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:59,497
I love you.
You don't have to say that.

625
00:39:59,497 --> 00:40:01,799
Listen to her, Cupid.

626
00:40:01,799 --> 00:40:04,602
I don't care
what you look like.

627
00:40:05,002 --> 00:40:07,004
I know what a wonderful
person you are.

628
00:40:07,004 --> 00:40:11,809
And... I wanna spend the
rest of my life with you.

629
00:40:11,809 --> 00:40:16,213
Will you marry me?
Oh!

630
00:40:16,614 --> 00:40:18,616
Can I take that
as a "yes"?

631
00:40:22,219 --> 00:40:27,024
Uh, it really is love,
Aphrodite.

632
00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:29,827
What do you want me
to do about it?

633
00:40:31,028 --> 00:40:33,030
Come here.

634
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:44,241
Cool idea, big brother!

635
00:40:44,642 --> 00:40:47,445
Hey, kids.
This is the deal.

636
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,447
Courtesy of Hercules.

637
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:52,950
I'll restore Psyche's looks
on one condition.

638
00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:55,586
Oh, I'm--

639
00:40:55,586 --> 00:40:57,488
I'm not so sure.

640
00:40:57,488 --> 00:41:00,958
- Chill, will you?
-[ Whooshing ]

641
00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:04,962
This is ambrosia. One sip,
and it's off to Olympus.

642
00:41:07,364 --> 00:41:10,968
- You mean, you're gonna make me immortal?
- You got it, sweet pea.

643
00:41:12,336 --> 00:41:14,338
Oh, Cupid.

644
00:41:33,224 --> 00:41:35,226
Oh, Psyche.

645
00:41:35,226 --> 00:41:35,946
Cupid.

646
00:41:38,028 --> 00:41:38,778
Oh.

647
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:51,242
Thanks, Mom.

648
00:41:51,642 --> 00:41:54,845
He thanked me.
Uh.

649
00:41:55,246 --> 00:41:57,248
What're you smiling at?

650
00:41:57,248 --> 00:42:00,050
Oh, I'm just thinking about
those two up there with Hera.

651
00:42:00,050 --> 00:42:03,654
It is gonna make her
go crazy with jealousy.

652
00:42:05,256 --> 00:42:07,658
Yeah. Let's not keep
her waiting. Mmm.

653
00:42:07,658 --> 00:42:10,861
Okay, kids.
Come on. Let's go.

654
00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:15,266
Um, Hercules, I just
-- You don't have to say anything.

655
00:42:15,266 --> 00:42:17,668
As long as you're happy,
that's all that matters.

656
00:42:18,068 --> 00:42:21,272
Thank you-- both of you.

657
00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:24,875
I, uh
-- I owe you an apology. I'm-I'm sorry.

658
00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:29,680
It's all right. Just... don't
turn into that green thing anymore.

659
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,883
Gotcha. Now, you're
so close to being cool.

660
00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:36,487
Come on, Psyche. I'm gonna show
you Olympus. You're gonna flip.

661
00:42:36,487 --> 00:42:40,891
[ Psyche ] Bye,
Hercules. Bye, Mom.

662
00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:45,296
This means I'm a mother-in-law?
Ahh, how humiliating!

663
00:42:45,696 --> 00:42:48,499
Don't start pouting. You did the
right thing. That's all that counts.

664
00:42:48,499 --> 00:42:52,102
Hercules! Help me, please!
Give us that bow, big man!

665
00:42:53,704 --> 00:42:56,907
[ Hercules ] From them? They
look too tired to be dangerous.

666
00:42:56,907 --> 00:43:00,511
How did you get up here so fast? I was
motivated! I was running from that!

667
00:43:00,511 --> 00:43:04,114
[ Bleating ]

668
00:43:04,114 --> 00:43:08,519
Stay back! She got in
front of one of my arrows!

669
00:43:08,919 --> 00:43:10,921
Aphrodite, is there
an antidote for this?

670
00:43:10,921 --> 00:43:14,525
No, not really.
You sure?

671
00:43:14,525 --> 00:43:16,527
Mm-hmm.
Would she kid you?

672
00:43:16,527 --> 00:43:19,330
[ Groaning ]
[ Goat Bleating ]

673
00:43:21,332 --> 00:43:24,868
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