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[ Yells ]

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I've killed a Hydra before.

3
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Of course, then I had
Hercules with me.

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[ Screams ]

5
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[ Yawns ]
Same nightmare?

6
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Yeah.

7
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Oh, boy. That makes it the
Hydra, three, Iolaus, nothing.

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[ Exhales ]
Maybe...

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you need to slow down,
get away for a while.

10
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Wait, wait, wait a minute.

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You're tellingme
to take a vacation?

12
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Why not? Everyone needs
a break now and then.

13
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Well, yeah, but usually
it's me telling you to--

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Oh, hey, hey, Herc,
I know the perfect spot.

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We are gonna be treated
like royalty.

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We? Nobody said "we."

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Come on. It stands to reason. If
I need a break, you need a break.

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[ Laughs ]

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We are gonna wallow in luxury.

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[ Exhales ]

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[ Woman ]
No, no, no, no, no!

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You can't use me like you were
trading a horse or a cow or something.

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My dear, your marriage to Prince Gordius
will ensure peace between our kingdoms.

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Oh, peace, war, who cares?

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This is my life
we're talking about!

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Oh, Daddy.

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Ever since
I was a little girl,

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I've dreamed about
the kind of man I'd marry.

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Oh, he'd be handsome
and charming...

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and all the other princesses would
want him, and he'd just want me,

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and they'd be so jealous!

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And now you wanna spoil
all that! [ Crying ]

33
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What's going on? Melissa can
be heard halfway to Thrace!

34
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Oh, Alexa, thank the gods
you're here!

35
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Father's still trying to marry
me off to that... Lathian!

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My girls. My two
beautiful daughters.

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I won't be with you
much longer.

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And before I die,
I want our kingdom secured.

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And that means naming the man to
marry Melissa and to take my throne.

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Ohh!

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Why not let Melissa rule?
She's the rightful heir.

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Melissa rule my kingdom?
This is a big job, Alexa.

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Making laws, commanding
the army. I'm sorry, but...

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like it or not, girls,
this is a man's world.

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-A woman can be strong as a man.
-We're talking about your sister.

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Daddy, if I have to marry someone,
why does it have to be a Lathian?

47
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You once considered them
our worst enemy.

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Once you're married, our
two kingdoms will be united.

49
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Now, that means no more war.
We can destroy our weapons.

50
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Oh, but I don't love him!
You don't even know him!

51
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You were born into
royalty, Melissa.

52
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That means privilege
and sacrifice.

53
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You leave for Lathia
in the morning.

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My life is over.

55
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Maybe there's
a way out.

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Alexa, it's nice to dream,
but come tomorrow morning,

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I'm going to be sacrificed
on the altar of marriage...

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to his royal fatness,
Prince Gordius.

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Unless I'm not here.

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What do you mean?

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Run away?

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Oh, who am I kidding?
Where would I go?

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Who would dress me?
Who would feed me?

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Who would do my hair?

65
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Oh, it's a jungle
out there.

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Oh, I'm going to bed.

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If I'm lucky,
I'll die in my sleep.

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[ Snoring ]

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Don't wanna get married,
Princess?

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Well, this is your lucky day.
[ Laughing ]

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[ Man Narrating ] This is
the story of a time long ago,

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a time of myth and legend,

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when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,

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and they plagued mankind
with suffering.

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Only one man dared
to challenge their power--

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Hercules.

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Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,

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a strength surpassed
only by the power of his heart.

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He journeyed the earth, battling the
minions of his wicked stepmother, Hera,

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the all-powerful
queen of the gods.

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But wherever
there was evil,

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wherever an innocent
would suffer,

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there would be... Hercules.

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- [ Screeching ]
- [ Roaring ]

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Hail!

86
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I thought you said
we would wallow in luxury.

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I did.

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So, this must be
wallowing.

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Hmm. Now I know what a
pig feels like. Me too.

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It's very good for your skin, you
know. This is nice, don't you think?

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I'm Marjus from Century
One Realty. Can we talk?

92
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Uh, actually,
we're on vacation.

93
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Oh, what's a vacation for
anyway? Am I right?

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All work and no play?
I don't think so.

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I'm giving
you nice boys two words.

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Are you ready for this? Are
you listening? Two words.

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Timeshare. Huh,
huh? Timeshare.

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Yeah. I love to help people. This
is an opportunity of a lifetime.

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Don't thank me now.
Wait till you hear the details.

100
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Then you'll say, "Marj, who knew?
Who knew? I can't thank you enough."

101
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That's what you'll say.
But I'll tell you,

102
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"No need, no need."
And you know why?

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Because I love to
help people. [ Laughs ]

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Boys? Boys!

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Father, you called for me.

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This was found
outside our gates.

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It's from the Lathians.
They have Melissa.

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They demand our immediate
surrender or they kill her.

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But Prince Gordius himself
proposed the marriage.

110
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Well, they always were a treacherous
lot. But why take Melissa?

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To force your hand.
You agreed to the marriage.

112
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That means you're anxious for
peace. It says you're vulnerable.

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They think you'll surrender
to save her.

114
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You can't ignore their threats. You
have to send the army to rescue her.

115
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No, no, that would be
the worst thing to do.

116
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They'd kill her on
the first sight of our army.

117
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We send a spy to Lathia.

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If Gordius has kidnapped
Melissa, we'll know soon enough.

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[ Snoring ]

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Princess,
time to wake up.

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Just a little
bit longer.

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[ Yelps ]

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Was that absolutely
necessary?

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I'm so sorry. What can I
do to make it up to you?

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Well--

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Something to eat would be nice.
Oh, nothing fancy.

127
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Poached eggs, bacon.

128
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And one other thing: You could
let me in on the little joke.

129
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From me to you,
it's not very funny!

130
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It's those Lathians,
isn't it?

131
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This is one of those stupid,
primitive wedding things.

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Kidnap the bride,
humiliate her,

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make it impossible for her
to get a decent night's sleep!

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You wait till I get you
to market, Princess.

135
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You won't get a decent
night's sleep again.

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Market? Excuse me.

137
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Uh, what does he mean,
"get me to market"?

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Are we going shopping?

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Prince Gordius,
how are we today?

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Same as every day-- fat.
[ Laughs ]

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You're being
too hard on yourself.

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You're big-boned
and actually very handsome.

143
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Yeah, well, if I'm so handsome,
why isn't Princess Melissa here?

144
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I'll tell you why.
She doesn't wanna be here.

145
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She doesn't wanna have
anything to do with me.

146
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Oh, you know how women are.

147
00:09:05,027 --> 00:09:07,530
She probably can't decide
on what to wear.

148
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Right.

149
00:09:10,032 --> 00:09:12,034
Or maybe something
happened to her.

150
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I mean, the roads aren't
safe anymore, you know?

151
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I'm telling you, Acteon, I
don't like it. It means trouble.

152
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Enough worrying.
It's time to celebrate.

153
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A toast to the unification
of Lathia and Alcinia.

154
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No.

155
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I can't relax until Princess
Melissa arrives safe and sound.

156
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[ Iolaus ] Wasn't that great? Hey,
is your skin all warm and tingly?

157
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Ah, yeah. Why don't we head up
the coast and do a little fishing?

158
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Fishing would be good. [ Man
Shouts ] Move, you worthless vermin!

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Hold on. What's this?
[ Whip Cracks ]

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[ Melissa ] Careful with that! You
could put an eye out with that thing.

161
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Oh, another word, and
you'll all get a taste of it.

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Will you shut up?
[ Scoffs ]

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Me? I'm not the one
cracking my whip,

164
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making threats
like a big shot.

165
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Besides, I'm a princess. I
don't have to put up with this.

166
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[ Slave Trader ]
Come on! Let's go!

167
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Excuse me, are we about
through with this little joke?

168
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You know, the part where everybody
jumps out and yells, "Surprise"?

169
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Oh, am I gonna enjoy this.

170
00:10:23,239 --> 00:10:25,241
Nice whip.
Mind if I give it a spin?

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Hercules.

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Melissa?
Get him!

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Uh, Herc, these guys are--
I got '‘‘em.

174
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Great. I'll get the women.

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Here we go.
Hurry.

176
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Thank you.

177
00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:29,205
Thank you! Thank you!

178
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My fresh vegetables!

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Hercules!
[ Loud Kisses ]

180
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Melissa,
what happened to you?

181
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Oh, I know I'm a mess. You
wouldn't believe the day I've had.

182
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No. How did you end up in
the hands of a slave trader?

183
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Oh, well, he kidnapped me right out of
the palace. I thought it was all a joke.

184
00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:04,190
No, that wasn't a joke.
Those guys were serious.

185
00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:07,193
Something's very odd here.
There's more to this.

186
00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:10,196
There is?
And you would be?

187
00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:13,199
Oh. Iolaus, this is
Princess Melissa of Alcinia.

188
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I helped her father negotiate a peace
treaty, what, seven, eight years ago?

189
00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:20,206
Melissa, Iolaus.
Hi.

190
00:12:21,590 --> 00:12:23,843
Pretty scrawny for
a manservant, isn't he?

191
00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:26,896
Uh, Iolaus is
my best friend.

192
00:12:26,896 --> 00:12:29,648
[ Laughs ]
Oh, Hercules.

193
00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:32,635
Still taking in every
stray dog that comes along.

194
00:12:33,135 --> 00:12:36,138
Excuse me? Iolaus and I
will take you home now...

195
00:12:36,138 --> 00:12:39,024
and try to get to the
bottom of this. We will?

196
00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:42,128
Wonderful! You can get
the carriage now, "Iolfus."

197
00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:45,197
The name is Iolaus,
and we don't have a carriage.

198
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:51,270
Uh, no. Sorry. Think
you can manage on foot?

199
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:54,106
You mean walk?

200
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,108
How quaint.

201
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:59,111
I've always wanted
to commune with nature.

202
00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:01,881
Yeah. Let's rough it.

203
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,883
Stray dog?
I'll explain later.

204
00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:08,387
Of course, if we're on foot,
I'll need a walking stick.

205
00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:12,525
-Oh, that'll do nicely.
- No, that's not a good idea.

206
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:19,532
Oh, Iolfus!
You should be more careful!

207
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,534
[ Man ]
My beautiful vegetables!

208
00:13:22,918 --> 00:13:26,856
[ Sighs ] This is gonna
be a very long trip.

209
00:13:49,311 --> 00:13:53,315
Iolfus! Are you unaware
of the custom?

210
00:13:53,315 --> 00:13:56,318
Commoners
walk behind royalty.

211
00:13:59,321 --> 00:14:01,323
Three paces behind.

212
00:14:06,328 --> 00:14:08,831
So, your father thought he could
solidify the peace with Lathia...

213
00:14:09,331 --> 00:14:10,833
by marrying you
to Prince Gordius?

214
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:14,336
Well, that was his plan until
I got kidnapped, of course.

215
00:14:14,336 --> 00:14:16,839
Who'd wanna kidnap you?
I can't imagine,

216
00:14:16,839 --> 00:14:18,841
though I wouldn't
put it past old Gordo.

217
00:14:18,841 --> 00:14:21,343
No. Gordius is a man of his
word. It's someone else.

218
00:14:21,343 --> 00:14:24,346
Someone with a reason. Well, whoever
it was, I'd like to thank him.

219
00:14:24,346 --> 00:14:26,849
It put a stop to this whole
wedding thing.

220
00:14:26,849 --> 00:14:29,852
Why don't you wanna
marry Prince Gordius?

221
00:14:29,852 --> 00:14:32,354
Well, from what I hear, he's
not exactly husband material.

222
00:14:32,354 --> 00:14:34,356
You mean you haven't
even met him?

223
00:14:34,356 --> 00:14:37,359
I don't have to meet someone
to know they're unappealing.

224
00:14:37,359 --> 00:14:40,863
I hear he's so fat, he has
to bathe in the castle moat.

225
00:14:40,863 --> 00:14:42,865
Can you imagine me
marrying someone like that?

226
00:14:42,865 --> 00:14:45,868
No. He might be
a nice guy.

227
00:14:45,868 --> 00:14:48,871
Excuse me, is there a problem?
Well, now that you mention it--

228
00:14:49,371 --> 00:14:51,874
Hey, hey, hey!
Enough, all right?

229
00:14:51,874 --> 00:14:53,876
I mean, we still have
a long way to go,

230
00:14:53,876 --> 00:14:58,380
and we should just try
to get along, all right?

231
00:14:59,381 --> 00:15:02,384
All right. Uh--

232
00:15:02,384 --> 00:15:05,387
I am sorry.

233
00:15:05,888 --> 00:15:09,391
Hmph!
Well, he started it.

234
00:15:11,894 --> 00:15:13,829
[ Sighs ]
Okay.

235
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,333
Oh, Father!

236
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:21,337
I'm just as worried as you are
about Melissa, my dear.

237
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,839
It's more than that.
Oh?

238
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,841
I was thinking
about you.

239
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:29,345
The way you looked leading
our army into battle.

240
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:33,349
So proud, strong.
You were unstoppable.

241
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,751
Those were good days,
Father.

242
00:15:35,751 --> 00:15:37,753
No, no.

243
00:15:37,753 --> 00:15:39,755
I was a foolish man.

244
00:15:40,255 --> 00:15:43,258
I built the world's
most awesome weapon--

245
00:15:43,258 --> 00:15:45,761
the Fist of Tolas--

246
00:15:45,761 --> 00:15:48,263
and I used it without mercy.

247
00:15:48,263 --> 00:15:52,184
I'm thankful that the kingdom
survived those times.

248
00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:54,687
But for you, Alexa,

249
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:57,189
I pray the good days
are yet to come.

250
00:15:58,674 --> 00:16:00,676
[ Coughing ]

251
00:16:03,679 --> 00:16:05,180
It's time I put you
to bed, Father.

252
00:16:05,681 --> 00:16:08,684
I-- I suppose you're right.

253
00:16:08,684 --> 00:16:11,186
[ Coughing ]

254
00:16:16,191 --> 00:16:19,962
[ Melissa ] Is that a bug?
Look at the size of that thing!

255
00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:21,964
What are we doing
in a swamp anyway?

256
00:16:21,964 --> 00:16:25,467
I've never seen so many creepy-crawly
creatures in all my life.

257
00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:27,970
You wanted to commune with
nature. Well, that was before.

258
00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:30,339
I didn't know that nature
was so... natural.

259
00:16:30,339 --> 00:16:32,474
[ Yelps ]
Quicksand!

260
00:16:32,474 --> 00:16:35,978
I'm sinking here! You're
fine. It's just a little mud.

261
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,983
This is horrid!

262
00:16:40,983 --> 00:16:43,485
Can't we at least find some
pretty scenery to look at?

263
00:16:43,485 --> 00:16:45,487
We don't have time
for that.

264
00:16:45,487 --> 00:16:47,990
Your father will be worried,
and so will Prince Gordius.

265
00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:50,492
One of them could do
something foolish. Like what?

266
00:16:50,492 --> 00:16:52,494
Like start a war?

267
00:16:52,494 --> 00:16:55,497
A war? Fought over me?

268
00:16:55,497 --> 00:16:58,000
Oh, how romantic!

269
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:01,787
You can't be serious.

270
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:03,756
Why not?

271
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:06,642
Paris and Menelaus fought
over Helen of Troy.

272
00:17:06,642 --> 00:17:09,928
And thousands of innocent lives
were lost for no good reason.

273
00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:14,817
Oh. Oh, why doesn't anything
exciting like that ever happen to me?

274
00:17:14,817 --> 00:17:16,702
Unbelievable.

275
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,704
You are the most
self-centered,

276
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:23,192
inconsiderate, thoughtless
woman I've ever met!

277
00:17:23,192 --> 00:17:25,444
Are you gonna let him
speak to me like that?

278
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:30,716
Herc, are you gonna
straighten her out, or am I?

279
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,619
- [ Sighs ] He's
got a point. -Right!

280
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:36,321
But now's not the time,
nor the place to make it.

281
00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:38,724
Let's keep moving.

282
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:44,229
I'll have you know I'm a
very considerate person.

283
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,732
I never go to a castle
empty-handed!

284
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,234
I always say nice things
to visiting dignitaries,

285
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,737
no matter how stupid
or ugly they are!

286
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,739
I'm nice to animals!

287
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,241
Well, most animals.

288
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,745
There was that thing with Alexa's
cat, but that wasn't my fault!

289
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,615
[ Coughing ]

290
00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:08,120
Oh, Father, I didn't want it
to come to this.

291
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:12,124
Everything our kingdom stands
for is about to be destroyed,

292
00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:15,127
and yet you can do nothing.

293
00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:19,131
I know what you want, Father,

294
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:22,134
and I know it's up to me
to make it happen.

295
00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:27,139
[ Muffled Grunting ]

296
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:18,357
Lieutenant!

297
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,727
You called,
Princess Alexa?

298
00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:23,729
The king is dead.

299
00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:25,731
In my sister's absence,
I have no choice...

300
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:28,233
but to claim the throne
as Queen of Alcinia.

301
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:32,104
Yes, Your Majesty.
Of course, Your Majesty.

302
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:34,590
Notify my ministers.

303
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:38,594
The Lathians have brought this dark
day upon us. I am declaring war.

304
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,597
It was the king's
dying wish.

305
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:46,084
Prepare the Fist of Tolas,
my father's ultimate weapon.

306
00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:48,587
It will be the instrument
of our revenge.

307
00:19:58,463 --> 00:20:00,465
Well, what do we do now?

308
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:04,469
We wade across.

309
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:08,207
Well, is it safe?
Yeah, yeah.

310
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,025
Herc, you know,
you really should go first,

311
00:20:10,525 --> 00:20:13,528
just to make sure
it's, uh, safe.

312
00:20:14,529 --> 00:20:16,531
Fine.

313
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:27,526
See? It's not that deep.

314
00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:35,000
There's a hole right here, so
you better watch out for that.

315
00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:39,388
Come on. It's okay.

316
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:43,609
Slow down!
This isn't a race!

317
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:47,613
I knew I should never have
listened to you!

318
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:50,249
There must be a bridge
around here somewhere.

319
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,484
Would you just keep still!
Whoa!

320
00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:54,086
[ Screams ]
Oh!

321
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:58,423
[ Sighs ] Lady, I have
two words to say to you:

322
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:02,794
Get off my back!
[ Screaming ]

323
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:07,749
Melissa, you ought to be
more careful.

324
00:21:07,749 --> 00:21:10,752
[ Yelling ]

325
00:21:10,752 --> 00:21:12,754
[ Whimpering ]

326
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,827
[ Alexa ] Halt! [ Lieutenant
] Hold it right there, men.

327
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,585
I want a fully armed exercise
for the crew handling the weapon.

328
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:20,122
Use the village ahead
for a target.

329
00:22:20,122 --> 00:22:23,175
Those are civilians,
Queen Alexa.

330
00:22:24,943 --> 00:22:29,448
We're going to kill every Lathian
we see, civilian or soldier.

331
00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:31,450
We'll terrorize
the heartland.

332
00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:34,453
It'll be a short war.
Prepare the weapon!

333
00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:37,339
Get that arm!

334
00:22:37,339 --> 00:22:39,341
Give me a hand here!

335
00:22:40,342 --> 00:22:42,094
Lock and load!

336
00:22:44,346 --> 00:22:46,181
My father was a great warrior...

337
00:22:46,681 --> 00:22:49,684
before Hercules forced him
into a treaty with the Lathians.

338
00:22:49,684 --> 00:22:52,687
Peace between us
will never be possible.

339
00:22:52,687 --> 00:22:55,057
We do now what my father
should have done then.

340
00:22:55,057 --> 00:22:57,859
Oh, and, Lieutenant,

341
00:22:57,859 --> 00:22:59,861
never question
my command again.

342
00:22:59,861 --> 00:23:02,230
Prepare to fire.

343
00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:15,060
You sent for me?

344
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,562
Your Majesty,
what are you doing?

345
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:21,066
I'm taking some men to search
for Princess Melissa. [ Scoffs ]

346
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:24,069
Is that such a good idea? I
mean, it could be dangerous.

347
00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:26,571
We don't know what the
Alcinians might be up to.

348
00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:30,075
We don't actually know
that they're up to anything.

349
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:34,079
Do we?
No. No, we don't.

350
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:39,084
But if they were,
it could be... dangerous.

351
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:43,588
You worry for nothing.
I trust King Tolas. Let's go.

352
00:23:53,014 --> 00:23:56,017
I-- I've never seen
anything like this.

353
00:23:58,019 --> 00:24:00,021
I have.

354
00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:05,026
This is from a weapon
I'd hoped to never see again.

355
00:24:05,026 --> 00:24:07,028
You got your wish.

356
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:10,532
Looks like a war
has started.

357
00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:51,523
Lathians, kill them!

358
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:01,283
Hercules, what is this? It's a
whole lot of guys shooting at us!

359
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:06,521
There's cover over there.
Come on!

360
00:25:07,873 --> 00:25:12,010
- [ Screaming ]
- Melissa!

361
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,831
Hercules!

362
00:25:21,469 --> 00:25:22,971
Right here. Iolaus!

363
00:25:24,472 --> 00:25:26,758
This is ridiculous!
Don't they know who I am?

364
00:25:26,758 --> 00:25:29,744
They don't care who you are!
That's what war is.

365
00:25:29,744 --> 00:25:31,746
Kill people
and tear stuff up.

366
00:25:35,183 --> 00:25:39,004
I've got to stop this.
Please don't leave me.

367
00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:42,490
[ Man ] It's the
Lathian army! Hey.

368
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,495
They've stopped.

369
00:25:48,997 --> 00:25:50,999
[ Man Groaning ]

370
00:25:50,999 --> 00:25:51,839
Listen.

371
00:25:56,438 --> 00:25:58,940
Stay here.

372
00:25:58,940 --> 00:26:00,942
All right, come on.

373
00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:07,399
It's okay, it's okay.
We're here to help.

374
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:08,239
Iolaus.

375
00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:11,903
Melissa, come here. Give me
your hand. What are you doing?

376
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,990
Apply pressure there.
Oh, but he's Lathian.

377
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:16,992
Just do it.

378
00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:19,494
[ Whines ]
I'm getting blood on me.

379
00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:21,496
[ Iolaus ]
Be thankful it isn't yours.

380
00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:23,999
Iolaus, there's a temple.
It's not far.

381
00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:26,501
It's neutral ground.
We'll take them there.

382
00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,503
No. We can't take them with
us. They'll slow us down.

383
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,207
If we leave them here,
these men will die!

384
00:26:32,207 --> 00:26:34,576
But we'll all die
if we take them.

385
00:26:34,576 --> 00:26:38,079
Melissa,
we are helping these men.

386
00:26:57,766 --> 00:26:59,768
You're going to be
all right.

387
00:27:00,769 --> 00:27:03,271
By the gods,
what's happening out there?

388
00:27:03,271 --> 00:27:05,774
Ignorance and stupidity.

389
00:27:05,774 --> 00:27:10,278
You're welcome here. There's not
much I can do. I'm not a healer.

390
00:27:10,278 --> 00:27:13,281
It's all right.
You can help us.

391
00:27:13,281 --> 00:27:15,784
[ Groans ]
There you go.

392
00:27:15,784 --> 00:27:17,786
Look at this.

393
00:27:17,786 --> 00:27:20,789
Iolaus, you and Melissa
take the other side.

394
00:27:20,789 --> 00:27:23,792
Start with the ones
who are hurt the worst.

395
00:27:23,792 --> 00:27:26,294
A lot of help she's gonna
be. Give her a chance.

396
00:27:26,294 --> 00:27:28,296
Give me a choice.

397
00:27:34,302 --> 00:27:37,806
You've seen a lot of
these? Too many to count.

398
00:27:46,981 --> 00:27:50,985
The weapon worked better
than I ever expected.

399
00:27:50,985 --> 00:27:52,987
Lathia is mine.

400
00:27:52,987 --> 00:27:55,707
Your Highness, our spies
found your sister.

401
00:27:55,707 --> 00:27:57,709
She's in a temple
not far off the main road.

402
00:27:57,709 --> 00:28:02,580
But... that's not possible.
Is she alone?

403
00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:04,999
She's with Hercules. Shall I
tell the troops to stand down?

404
00:28:04,999 --> 00:28:09,003
No. We march ahead
as planned.

405
00:28:09,003 --> 00:28:13,007
It was Hercules who forced my father
into a treaty with the Lathians.

406
00:28:13,007 --> 00:28:16,010
His death will be
a part of my victory.

407
00:28:16,010 --> 00:28:20,515
We will march on this temple,
killing everything in our path,

408
00:28:20,515 --> 00:28:22,517
including Hercules.

409
00:28:22,517 --> 00:28:26,471
Is that understood? But
what about Princess Melissa?

410
00:28:28,473 --> 00:28:32,977
If my sister dies,
such is the price of war.

411
00:28:32,977 --> 00:28:34,979
Now ready the weapon.

412
00:28:38,433 --> 00:28:40,935
You brought me here to teach
me a lesson, didn't you?

413
00:28:40,935 --> 00:28:42,937
The ravages of war,
the beauty of peace,

414
00:28:42,937 --> 00:28:46,441
and now I'm supposed to run home and
marry Gordius like everyone wants.

415
00:28:46,441 --> 00:28:48,443
You can marry
whoever you want to.

416
00:28:48,443 --> 00:28:50,945
No matter what happens,
one day you will be a queen.

417
00:28:50,945 --> 00:28:52,947
And being here now may
make you a better one then.

418
00:28:53,364 --> 00:28:56,868
How? By making me feel
stupid and helpless?

419
00:28:56,868 --> 00:28:59,854
No, Melissa.
Look around you.

420
00:29:00,355 --> 00:29:02,357
This is what war
does to people.

421
00:29:02,357 --> 00:29:05,360
So when it's your turn to choose
between making war or keeping the peace,

422
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:09,864
- you'll know what's at stake.
- I don't want that kind of responsibility, Hercules.

423
00:29:09,864 --> 00:29:12,867
I don't know the first thing
about taking care of a kingdom.

424
00:29:12,867 --> 00:29:16,788
It starts...
one person at a time.

425
00:29:23,661 --> 00:29:24,461
[ Men Groaning ]

426
00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:46,451
What can I do...
to help?

427
00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:54,209
[ Moans ]

428
00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:30,495
I don't think war looks so
romantic to her anymore. Hm.

429
00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:32,997
Think you can handle the
rest? Where you going?

430
00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:35,500
To find the weapon
that did this.

431
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,162
I could use a hand here!

432
00:30:50,665 --> 00:30:52,667
Hercules. Now,
what are you doing here?

433
00:30:52,667 --> 00:30:54,552
Trying to prevent friends
from going to war.

434
00:30:54,986 --> 00:30:58,289
I'm afraid you're
too late. Maybe not.

435
00:30:58,289 --> 00:31:00,792
I have Princess Melissa.
You do?

436
00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:05,813
What happened? Where is she? She's
safe... in a temple near here.

437
00:31:05,813 --> 00:31:08,316
When she didn't show up for the
wedding, I knew it meant trouble,

438
00:31:08,316 --> 00:31:11,936
but I never dreamed Tolas would use
one of the weapons he vowed to destroy.

439
00:31:11,936 --> 00:31:14,138
It's not Tolas.
I'm sure of that.

440
00:31:14,138 --> 00:31:17,859
Who else could it be? Hercules,
this is my prime minister, Acteon.

441
00:31:17,859 --> 00:31:19,861
Hercules,
we value your help.

442
00:31:19,861 --> 00:31:22,830
I'm not here to take sides.

443
00:31:22,830 --> 00:31:25,333
Why don't you grab your men? I'll
show you the way to the temple.

444
00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:10,161
You're late.
Is Gordius dead?

445
00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:11,412
No.

446
00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:14,666
He's with
your sister.

447
00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:17,669
Gordius, Melissa
and Hercules together?

448
00:32:19,170 --> 00:32:21,055
So they die together.

449
00:32:23,925 --> 00:32:27,528
Alexa! What do you think
you're doing?

450
00:32:28,029 --> 00:32:30,898
Have you come to meddle in my
kingdom's business yet again?

451
00:32:30,898 --> 00:32:32,700
Your kingdom?

452
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:34,702
What would King Tolas
have to say about that?

453
00:32:35,186 --> 00:32:37,188
The king is dead!

454
00:32:37,188 --> 00:32:39,190
Long live the queen!

455
00:32:39,190 --> 00:32:41,693
Although I can't say
the same for my sister.

456
00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:43,695
Prepare to fire!

457
00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:46,114
Why are you doing this?

458
00:32:46,114 --> 00:32:49,117
It doesn't make any sense.
You know I'll stop you!

459
00:32:49,117 --> 00:32:54,138
I don't think so. This is something
not even you can stop, Hercules.

460
00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:56,140
Fire!

461
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,438
Yes!

462
00:33:14,208 --> 00:33:16,110
Sergeant.

463
00:33:18,112 --> 00:33:21,115
Leave some men here.
Dig him out.

464
00:33:21,115 --> 00:33:24,619
If the rocks didn't kill him,
finish the job.

465
00:33:24,619 --> 00:33:26,621
Let's go!

466
00:33:36,798 --> 00:33:40,802
He's dead.
Move the rest of the rocks.

467
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:53,564
Your Highness, the
weapon is slowing us down.

468
00:33:53,564 --> 00:33:55,566
We'll take the main column
ahead to the temple.

469
00:33:55,566 --> 00:33:59,504
Put more men on the weapon
and tell them to move quickly.

470
00:34:02,006 --> 00:34:04,008
Here.
Ah, thank you.

471
00:34:04,008 --> 00:34:06,010
Man over there
needs a fresh bandage.

472
00:34:06,511 --> 00:34:08,880
Melissa, over here.

473
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,282
[ Exhales ]

474
00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:20,525
She's very sweet. Yeah.
She's a regular princess.

475
00:34:23,444 --> 00:34:26,948
So, you're, uh, Princess
Melissa of Alcinia.

476
00:34:26,948 --> 00:34:29,450
Yeah.
Here.

477
00:34:29,450 --> 00:34:34,455
Oh. You're not quite
what I expected.

478
00:34:34,455 --> 00:34:37,458
Yeah, well, I guess I'm not
quite what I expected either.

479
00:34:37,458 --> 00:34:40,945
Who are you?
Prince Gordius.

480
00:34:40,945 --> 00:34:45,450
Oh, uh, so what
did you expect?

481
00:34:45,450 --> 00:34:47,318
Um, I don't know.

482
00:34:47,318 --> 00:34:50,822
Uh, makeup, too much
perfume, big hair. [ Laughs ]

483
00:34:50,822 --> 00:34:53,307
Yeah, well, I guess
I'm not that kind of princess.

484
00:34:53,307 --> 00:34:56,310
I hope not.
You're not disappointed?

485
00:34:56,310 --> 00:34:58,312
No, I'm not.

486
00:35:01,816 --> 00:35:04,819
That hand of yours
could use a bandage.

487
00:35:17,665 --> 00:35:19,667
You took long enough.

488
00:35:39,403 --> 00:35:41,672
No time to spare.

489
00:35:44,592 --> 00:35:48,596
Well, well, well. A honeymoon
and a funeral on the same day.

490
00:35:48,596 --> 00:35:52,483
How convenient. Wait. There
are only wounded in here.

491
00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:56,487
- That's not what I heard.
- Alexa, what are you doing?

492
00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:59,490
Melissa,
our father is dead.

493
00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:01,375
He was killed by
Prince Gordius,

494
00:36:01,375 --> 00:36:03,878
part of the plot he and
my sister cooked up...

495
00:36:03,878 --> 00:36:06,380
to seize the throne of
Alcinia. That's a lie!

496
00:36:06,881 --> 00:36:09,383
[ Melissa Sobs ] Save your
tears. You'll be with Father soon.

497
00:36:09,383 --> 00:36:12,386
[ Gordius ] You'll never get
away with this. I already have.

498
00:36:12,386 --> 00:36:14,889
Destroy this place
and everyone in it!

499
00:36:15,306 --> 00:36:19,043
- These men have no weapons! They're all wounded!
- Who are you?

500
00:36:19,043 --> 00:36:22,780
That's Iolfus, a friend of
Hercules. Actually, it's Iolaus.

501
00:36:22,780 --> 00:36:24,999
Hercules won't be
fighting anyone.

502
00:36:24,999 --> 00:36:28,553
- Why? What have you done?
- Let's just say I've got him covered.

503
00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:32,279
Acteon.

504
00:36:34,375 --> 00:36:38,329
- Have you betrayed me?
- I saw it as a good career move.

505
00:36:38,829 --> 00:36:40,831
Enough! Attack!

506
00:36:40,831 --> 00:36:43,317
[ Soldiers Yelling ]
Get out of here!

507
00:36:54,061 --> 00:36:57,565
Please, Alexa, how can you?
Father would never believe--

508
00:36:57,949 --> 00:37:01,452
Our father should have
been here by my side now,

509
00:37:01,452 --> 00:37:04,956
but he was weak and dying.

510
00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:06,958
I had to help him along.

511
00:37:07,425 --> 00:37:09,427
You killed him.

512
00:37:09,427 --> 00:37:12,880
I think of it more as putting
him out of his misery.

513
00:37:13,381 --> 00:37:15,383
You were supposed to be
long gone too.

514
00:37:15,883 --> 00:37:19,870
I told the slave trader to find
you something nice, comfortable--

515
00:37:19,870 --> 00:37:22,873
a harem maybe
or a bordello.

516
00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:33,534
Good-bye, sister.
Hold it!

517
00:37:33,534 --> 00:37:35,770
Sorry I'm late.

518
00:37:35,770 --> 00:37:38,272
Things kind of...
piled up on me.

519
00:37:38,272 --> 00:37:40,775
Alexa, you're not big
on family, are you?

520
00:37:40,775 --> 00:37:42,693
Get him!

521
00:37:46,580 --> 00:37:49,083
Don't even
think about it.

522
00:38:39,233 --> 00:38:41,235
Ohh.
Thank you.

523
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,726
Keep '‘‘em busy.
Me? Where you going?

524
00:38:48,726 --> 00:38:50,111
For the weapon.

525
00:39:02,323 --> 00:39:04,709
- Iolaus, I'm going for the weapon!
- You betcha!

526
00:39:18,155 --> 00:39:20,141
Your Majesty.

527
00:39:20,141 --> 00:39:23,644
I hope you understand.
It was nothing personal.

528
00:39:23,644 --> 00:39:26,030
Understand this,
Mr. Prime Minister.

529
00:39:29,767 --> 00:39:32,653
[ Grunts ]
Oh. You all right?

530
00:39:33,654 --> 00:39:35,656
Good.

531
00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:51,522
Hercules has attacked our men.

532
00:39:52,022 --> 00:39:53,774
I'll get the weapon.
You mount a counterattack.

533
00:39:53,774 --> 00:39:55,793
[ Lieutenant ]
Yes, my queen.

534
00:39:55,793 --> 00:39:58,596
There he is.
Get him!

535
00:39:59,096 --> 00:40:00,965
[ All Yelling ]

536
00:40:48,429 --> 00:40:51,182
[ Metal Clanking ]

537
00:40:53,501 --> 00:40:55,903
Now you die, Hercules.

538
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,015
Going somewhere,
little sister?

539
00:41:55,896 --> 00:41:59,667
I didn't make things very
easy for you. I'm sorry.

540
00:41:59,667 --> 00:42:02,670
Gordius and I would like to
thank you both for everything.

541
00:42:02,670 --> 00:42:05,673
I just wish my father were
here to share in our happiness.

542
00:42:05,673 --> 00:42:08,559
I have a feeling King Tolas is
watching you from the Elysian Fields,

543
00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:10,561
and he is very proud.

544
00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:14,381
So, what's next? Unification
of the two kingdoms?

545
00:42:14,381 --> 00:42:17,618
We thought we should get
to know each other first.

546
00:42:18,118 --> 00:42:20,004
But things are
progressing very nicely.

547
00:42:20,004 --> 00:42:22,756
Thanks again, Hercules.

548
00:42:22,756 --> 00:42:25,759
Iolaus.
Bye.

549
00:42:26,260 --> 00:42:28,762
See ya.
Bye. Bye.

550
00:42:28,762 --> 00:42:30,764
Hey, Herc.
Hm.

551
00:42:30,764 --> 00:42:32,766
She remembered my name.

552
00:42:32,766 --> 00:42:35,769
Oh, she did,
didn't she? Ha!

553
00:42:35,769 --> 00:42:38,272
I was just starting to
get used to "Doofus."

554
00:42:38,272 --> 00:42:40,774
Hey, that's "Iolfus."
Ah, whatever.

555
00:42:40,774 --> 00:42:43,777
Now, this vacation. You know what we
should do? We should try that new thing...

556
00:42:43,777 --> 00:42:46,280
where you tie a rope around
your ankles and dive off a cliff.

557
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:48,782
That'd be great! Are you
sure your name isn't Doofus?

558
00:42:49,283 --> 00:42:51,468
[ Both Laughing ]

559
00:42:51,468 --> 00:42:54,605
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