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According to this,
we can afford a car phone.

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- No. No car phone.
- Why? Why do you fight technology?

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- I'm against technology?
- Yeah.

4
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Who introduced you to the Wonderbra?

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A man that radical
should welcome a simple car phone.

6
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Why? So you can just talk to your friends
wherever you go?

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Just sweat it out. Soon the phone will be
a little chip you can implant in your head.

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Good. I can't wait.

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Yeah, you would love that.
"I got a call coming. Hi, Linda.

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"How are you?
My other line. I gotta put you on hold.

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"Hi, Julie.

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"Linda's right here.
I'll put you on conference.

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"Don't go anywhere.

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"How are you guys?

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"Whoa, hold on guys. I'm getting a fax."

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Hi, I'm Ray, and I live here in Long Island
with my wife Debra.

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She's great with the kids,
the house, everything.

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I don't know how she does it.

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We've got a daughter Ally...

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and twin two-year-old boys.

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It's not really about the kids.

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My parents live across the street.

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That's right.

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And my brother lives with them.

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Now, not every family
would go by on a conveyor belt for you...

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but mine would because...

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Everybody loves Raymond.

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Yeah.

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All three kids asleep.

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You thought I couldn't get Ally
to take a nap.

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- Good job, honey.
- Yeah.

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By the way,
tomorrow we have to buy a pony.

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Would you look at this great big stain here.

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That carpet guy swore up and down
that he could get it out.

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I don't want to hear about stains.

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The kids are asleep, the house is quiet.
Now it's quality time.

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Just me and you.

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You better be looking at jewelry ads.

39
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Your father has finally done it.

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What's that, buckle his pants?

41
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I wish.

42
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That man has been sitting
in front of the TV every day for 45 years.

43
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"Get me this. Get me that.
You're clipping them too short."

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That ingrate can't stop hounding me
for five minutes.

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That's interesting.

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Yeah. We've seen the stain.

47
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You know, Debra, for something like a spill,
I find it best to wipe it the day it happens.

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- Marie, where's my sandwich?
- Where?

49
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Exactly where you threw it. In the garbage.

50
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Where it belonged. Because it was no good.

51
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I said I wanted a tuna salad sandwich.

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- And like a jerk, I made it for you.
- Hey, the kids.

53
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No, you didn't. That was not tuna salad.
It had no celery in it.

54
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So once I forgot the celery. So what?

55
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So what?

56
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So it's not tuna salad. It had no bite.
It had no crunch.

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- Poor you.
- Yeah, poor me.

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Raymond, what is it that makes
tuna salad, tuna salad?

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- Come on.
- It's the celery.

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It's the celery
that makes tuna salad, tuna salad.

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What you gave me was tuna slop.

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I put in mayo, I put in dill, I put in pepper.

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I mashed it, I mixed it, I spread it.

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And you have the nerve to say slop to me.

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Yes. Slop to you.

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He was on the debate team.

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Now the kids are up. I'll go.

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- I'd like to get...
- No.

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Can I get them?

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This is a nuthouse.
I'll come back when it's calmer.

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- Let's go, Marie.
- I'm not coming.

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But I'm still hungry.

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I'm still not coming.
Chop your own damn celery.

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Fine. Who needs you? I'll do it myself!

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Where are the knives?

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Never mind. I'll use my razor.

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Thank God they're gone.

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- They?
- They, the twins gone...

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Back to sleeping, yeah.

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- Did you want me to go?
- No, of course not, Marie.

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Good, because I'm not going back
to that house.

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- Right. Until you cool off.
- No, I've had it.

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I'm staying here.

84
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Right, till dinnertime.

85
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I don't want dinner.

86
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Maybe I'll be hungry in the morning.

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She doesn't eat much.

88
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What do you think she's doing up there?

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You hear that?

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No, I don't hear anything.

91
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That's the sound
of all our clothes being refolded.

92
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Boy, she doesn't stop.
How did you survive growing up with her?

93
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I spent a lot of time pretending to be asleep.

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I think she's coming.

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You know, dear...

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your clothes are a disaster.

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You know, those wire hangers
crease everything.

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Sorry.

99
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Oh, look, he's up.

100
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Where's your iron?

101
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No, Marie.
You don't have to iron our clothes.

102
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You never know
when relatives are gonna come barging in.

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That's true.

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Maybe there's a big occasion
and the house is filled with relatives.

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Like what occasion, Ma?

106
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I don't know.
Birth, graduation, Christmas, death.

107
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All my favorites.

108
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I'm serious.

109
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God forbid if someone should die.

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If you were to die, Debra,
everyone would be here.

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And imagine them up in that messy closet
trying to choose something for you to wear.

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And then afterwards,
they'll want to take clothes.

113
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You drawers should be very neat, so they
can look through it and see what they like.

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So how will she die?

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The thing is, you want to be remembered
as a beautiful, clean person.

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Anything she cooks for me,
you're tasting first.

117
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Don't worry, she'll be gone soon.

118
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My father can't last alone much longer.

119
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Why don't you go in there
and give her a little nudge?

120
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Is it really our business?

121
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She's in there chiseling my headstone.

122
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I just can't tell her to leave.
You know what she'll do?

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She'll give me the look.

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- The look?
- Yeah.

125
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It's either that, or walk across the street
and see your dad.

126
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I'll try Mom.

127
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Isn't this funny?
I can't find one without spots.

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- Look, Ma, I gotta tell you something.
- Yes, dear?

129
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I'm going for a walk.

130
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- Dad, can I come in?
- You may enter.

131
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- What, is your TV broken?
- Of course not.

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Look, see, I taped down the scan button.

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Now when I'm flipping channels,
I don't have to move.

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That's good.

135
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Why don't you tape your eyelids up,
and then you'll never miss anything.

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That's silly.

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- Listen, we gotta talk.
- All right, sit down.

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First, I want you to try something.

139
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I was someplace today
I haven't been in 30 years.

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- Guess where I went?
- The barber.

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Close. I went to the supermarket.

142
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Yeah. I want you to taste
this great new thing they have now.

143
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It's called salsa.

144
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I've had salsa, Dad.

145
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- No kidding?
- Yeah.

146
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I bet you never put it on a chip.

147
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Yeah, even on a chip. I know. It's good.

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Good? It's genius.

149
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And the woman in the supermarket
was giving it away. No charge.

150
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That's called a sample, Dad.

151
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I must have had 50 of them.

152
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No, this woman, she was great.

153
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She had on a big sombrero,
she was sitting on a plastic burro.

154
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I'll take you to see her.

155
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- Listen, Dad. About Mom, you can't...
- Forget Mom. Look at me.

156
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This is the real me.

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I can do what I want, when I want...

158
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and how I want it.

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I am a free man!

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Can you imagine what that feels like?

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It's better if I don't.

162
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Look, like tonight,
no more women's entertainment.

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<i>No Emma. No Sense and Sensibility.</i>

164
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<i>No Howard's End.</i>

165
00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:04,202
I got the complete works
of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

166
00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:06,828
Except the one where he gets pregnant.

167
00:10:07,873 --> 00:10:10,205
- Dad, come on, listen to me.
- What?

168
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,368
You can't just stay...

169
00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:17,544
What can I say? Look at you.

170
00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:20,949
Yeah, you're having a good time.

171
00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,219
All right. Good for you, Dad.

172
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You want to join me later?

173
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I might have to.

174
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:32,321
<i>It's the perfect evening.
Terminator II and salsa.</i>

175
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You'll be back.

176
00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:46,536
What are you doing here without Frank?
Where's Frank?

177
00:10:46,612 --> 00:10:50,810
Right now, he's probably taping the
toilet handle down, so he never has to flush.

178
00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:59,385
Isn't he coming to get her?

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I was thinking, my mother should probably
spend a little more time here.

180
00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:05,053
What happened?

181
00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:08,396
- Didn't you talk to him?
- I tried.

182
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,533
I think I pushed a little too hard.

183
00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:13,504
'Cause I let him have it
and then he threw me out.

184
00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:16,207
You're lying.

185
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,974
All right, how do you always know?

186
00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:24,649
How do you know?
What, does my nose get longer?

187
00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:26,979
I don't think that's possible.

188
00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:32,751
Look, I couldn't say anything. He's happy.

189
00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:34,190
I've never seen him like this.

190
00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:36,990
It's like he's been paroled
from the marriage prison.

191
00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:41,126
The one some guys think they're in.

192
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,694
If you can't tell your father,
then I'm telling your mother...

193
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:48,899
she's gotta go home right now
'cause I can't take this anymore.

194
00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:50,064
The look.

195
00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:52,839
- Marie.
- Yeah?

196
00:11:53,245 --> 00:11:56,180
- Marie, can I tell you something?
- Anything, dear.

197
00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:03,516
I'm going for a walk.

198
00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:08,019
- It's not so easy...
- Don't!

199
00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:11,686
- You thought you...
- No, no.

200
00:12:12,164 --> 00:12:13,153
Don't.

201
00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:31,983
Debra, you've been gone a half hour.

202
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:34,843
I'm all alone here.

203
00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:38,722
What are you doing over there?

204
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:42,854
I'll be home later, Ray.
I'm gonna stay for dinner. Yeah.

205
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,121
<i>- More salsa?
- Gracias, se? Or.</i>

206
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:51,832
Yes, we are actually having a nice time.
I could use a break from your mother, too.

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00:12:53,739 --> 00:12:54,728
Bye-bye.

208
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:59,436
- Are you ready for the surprise?
- I'm starved.

209
00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:01,306
Okay.

210
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:05,947
Here it is.

211
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:13,020
A dinner of eggs.

212
00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:17,153
But not just any eggs.
Eggs with salsa on them.

213
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:20,728
They're called huevos rancheros.

214
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:23,433
This dish is gonna sweep the nation.

215
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,168
Yes, sir.

216
00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:27,831
<i>Fill your face. I made mucho.</i>

217
00:13:29,508 --> 00:13:32,409
Thank you.
That's really sweet of you, Frank.

218
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,578
I can be sweet.

219
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,449
It takes people time to discover that.

220
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,949
- I'm sorry. Did I spray you a little?
- That's okay.

221
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:46,023
Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

222
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:47,586
Hi, Robert.

223
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:53,597
Where's Mom?

224
00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:56,030
Mom who?

225
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,232
What's Debra doing here?

226
00:14:00,806 --> 00:14:04,708
Your mom went to be with Ray
and I came over to be with Frank for a while.

227
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:06,667
Where do I go?

228
00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:11,810
Wherever you want.

229
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,382
Live your life.

230
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,194
That's Mom's chair.

231
00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:36,502
All three kids asleep? How'd you do that?

232
00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:39,509
What is it, hard? I cuddled them...

233
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,642
I read a story, I sang.

234
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:43,608
You forget I'm a mother?

235
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,343
How could I?

236
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:50,078
- Listen, about Dad.
- No, I'm not talking to him...

237
00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:51,144
until he apologizes.

238
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:53,748
Yeah, but don't you think
you should at least...

239
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,488
What's the steak for?

240
00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:57,395
My son.

241
00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:00,091
You left the fat on?

242
00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:03,133
Debra always cuts the fat off.

243
00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:05,129
On steak pizzaiola?

244
00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:06,768
What, do I look insane?

245
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:11,139
Steak pizzaiola, the real steak pizzaiola
with the cheese on the top?

246
00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:14,646
Of course. A thick layer. Why?

247
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,113
- Debra doesn't use cheese?
- No.

248
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:18,913
She cooks for health.

249
00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:23,116
What could be healthier for you
than the food you love?

250
00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:26,483
- Thank you, Doctor.
- Look at this.

251
00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:28,884
I made a pecan pie.

252
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:39,101
Go take a nap. I'll call you when it's ready.

253
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,603
You want some milk to tide you over?

254
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:44,066
- Okay.
- Sit down.

255
00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:48,037
I got skim and whole in here.

256
00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:50,874
I'll take whole.

257
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,453
You want some chocolate in it?

258
00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:57,353
Okay.

259
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,090
I'll have some, too.

260
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:05,391
I found you.

261
00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:09,263
Sit down. We're having chocolate milk.
You want some?

262
00:16:09,868 --> 00:16:10,960
Okay.

263
00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:15,732
Good boys.

264
00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:20,044
I love taking good care of my boys.

265
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,346
I like a lot of chocolate.

266
00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:32,121
Brilliant, huh?

267
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,392
When does it stop?

268
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:37,124
When it gets to something good.

269
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:42,030
Do we have to flip the channels so much?
I'm getting a migraine.

270
00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:45,802
You get used to it. Look at me.

271
00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:55,446
It's off now, Frank.

272
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,210
All right, let's take a break.

273
00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:00,618
I could use another shot of ice cream.

274
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,753
Marie usually warms up the fudge a little.

275
00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:06,454
Then maybe you should ask Marie to do it.

276
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,323
She's not here.

277
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,760
And why do think that is?

278
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,496
- She's...
- What, Frank?

279
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:16,591
- She's...
- What?

280
00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:17,991
...a woman.

281
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:24,538
If you don't mind, could I tell you
a couple of things about women?

282
00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:27,109
Oh, brother.

283
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:34,643
A woman wants to be nurturing,
she wants to be giving...

284
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:38,686
but if there is no acknowledgement,
no reciprocation...

285
00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:42,821
it can lead to hurt feelings,
and even resentment.

286
00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:45,788
Okay. Don't warm the fudge.

287
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:49,794
All right, I'm gonna make this simple.
I'm leaving now.

288
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,731
You're gonna be on your own.

289
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,968
Just remember, Frank,
the supermarket can be a very lonely place.

290
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:59,943
There isn't always gonna be some lady
on a plastic donkey to make you feel better.

291
00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:04,114
You don't even realize
how much you need Marie.

292
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,614
Because I don't.

293
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:10,545
Don't you see?
You've got the perfect marriage.

294
00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:13,420
You need fudge
and she needs to warm it up for you.

295
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:16,723
If that's true,
why doesn't she just come back over here?

296
00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:19,956
Maybe she's tired, Frank.

297
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:23,225
I've only been here for three hours
and I need a nap.

298
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,333
I got the couch.

299
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:29,430
Frank, I am begging you.

300
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:34,342
Go over and apologize to her.
She just wants to be appreciated.

301
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,945
No woman wants to be the mommy
all the time.

302
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:39,807
Who wants more cereal?

303
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:49,659
Hey, a prize.

304
00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:52,120
Lucky me.

305
00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:57,265
Why lucky you?

306
00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:58,996
Who said it's yours?

307
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:01,638
It was in my bowl.

308
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:04,670
Actually, it's my bowl.

309
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:06,474
'Cause it's my house.

310
00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:10,175
So lucky me.

311
00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:15,585
- Hey, come on.
- You got it the last time.

312
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:17,348
That was 30 years ago.

313
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,222
Relax, I may not even want it.

314
00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:24,729
You can have it if I don't want it.

315
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:30,068
"A submarine powered by baking soda."

316
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:32,325
Want it.

317
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:39,003
- No way.
- I don't think I ever got that one.

318
00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:41,102
- You got everything.
- Did not.

319
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:45,240
- Give it.
- Get out of here. You can't make me.

320
00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:48,013
- Can, too.
- Come on. I taught you boys to share.

321
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:09,701
You're home.

322
00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:16,275
Just do what I do, Robert.
Tell him you're tired. He'll climb off.

323
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,378
Are you happy?

324
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,147
Smashed.

325
00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:30,359
Why can't you boys play nice?

326
00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:32,319
- He started it.
- Did not.

327
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,659
- Did, too.
- Did not.

328
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:38,230
- Listen, Ma.
- Did not.

329
00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:44,000
- You have to go home now.
- Me? What have I done?

330
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:46,641
Look at me.

331
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:50,746
I'm a grown man, Ma, okay?
I have kids of my own.

332
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:54,113
Look, if you want to baby somebody,
go baby Dad.

333
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:56,949
- He needs you, Marie.
- He needs me?

334
00:20:57,623 --> 00:21:01,389
Not until he crawls over here
and apologizes on his hands and knees...

335
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,928
am I going back to that tuna hell.

336
00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:07,695
Don't you see, Ma?

337
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:09,691
It's where you belong.

338
00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:16,473
Marie, I'm going to the store.

339
00:21:17,142 --> 00:21:18,666
You want to walk along?

340
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,609
You apologized.

341
00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:27,316
I'm not apologizing. I just ran out of salsa.

342
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:30,914
Salsa? When did we ever use salsa?

343
00:21:30,989 --> 00:21:33,253
A lot's changed since you've been gone.

344
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,534
You want to tell me what happened, Ray?

345
00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:45,331
I would, but I'm a little dizzy.

346
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,662
So how'd you get my father to come over?

347
00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:50,708
I just explained to him
what women need, and he understood.

348
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,237
No, really.

349
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,041
I don't know. For whatever reason
that relationship works...

350
00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:57,513
I don't think we should examine it
too closely.

351
00:21:58,216 --> 00:22:00,081
If only that was possible.

352
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:04,453
Ray, I can't believe you and Robert
wrestling like that.

353
00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:06,354
- What got into you two?
- I know.

354
00:22:06,558 --> 00:22:08,458
I know it was stupid.

355
00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:10,688
Actually, it seemed kind of fun.

356
00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:17,067
Too slow.

357
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:28,712
There she is.

358
00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:32,278
Lucky me.

359
00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:35,981
Why lucky you?

360
00:22:39,891 --> 00:22:41,017
<i>Hey, come on.</i>