1 00:00:08,101 --> 00:00:10,541 Previously onWhy Women Kill... 2 00:00:10,582 --> 00:00:11,592 Hello. 3 00:00:11,627 --> 00:00:12,847 Sheila Mosconi. 4 00:00:12,889 --> 00:00:14,369 It was lovely to meet you. 5 00:00:14,412 --> 00:00:17,462 SHEILA: Rob kissed a blonde waitress. 6 00:00:17,502 --> 00:00:18,642 Not Rob. 7 00:00:18,677 --> 00:00:19,807 Not after what happened 8 00:00:19,852 --> 00:00:21,252 to our daughter. 9 00:00:21,288 --> 00:00:22,248 SHEILA: Beth Ann, 10 00:00:22,289 --> 00:00:23,549 confront the girl. 11 00:00:23,595 --> 00:00:25,285 She might not even know that Rob is married. 12 00:00:25,336 --> 00:00:27,116 Can I get you some coffee to start? 13 00:00:29,035 --> 00:00:30,645 You look like you could use someone to talk to, 14 00:00:30,689 --> 00:00:32,129 and we're slow right now. 15 00:00:32,169 --> 00:00:33,129 What is your name? 16 00:00:33,170 --> 00:00:34,780 Sheila. 17 00:00:34,824 --> 00:00:36,774 Tommy, what's this? 18 00:00:36,826 --> 00:00:38,916 I don't know, was here when I came in. 19 00:00:39,959 --> 00:00:41,139 SIMONE: Is he the only one, 20 00:00:41,178 --> 00:00:42,268 or have there been others? 21 00:00:42,309 --> 00:00:44,049 Here's what's going to happen. 22 00:00:44,094 --> 00:00:45,614 You will go upstairs to begin packing. 23 00:00:45,661 --> 00:00:47,361 You won't come down until everyone's gone. 24 00:00:47,401 --> 00:00:49,141 Do you understand? I will not be humiliated. 25 00:00:49,186 --> 00:00:50,536 What did you do? 26 00:00:50,579 --> 00:00:52,799 You think you're gonna get out of this by dying? 27 00:00:52,842 --> 00:00:54,192 Fuck you! 28 00:00:54,234 --> 00:00:55,534 Tommy. 29 00:00:55,584 --> 00:00:57,494 I've wanted to that since I was 13. 30 00:00:57,542 --> 00:00:59,022 Well, how old are you now? 31 00:00:59,065 --> 00:01:00,025 I'm 18. 32 00:01:00,066 --> 00:01:01,496 I think you should go. 33 00:01:01,546 --> 00:01:03,196 [phone buzzes] 34 00:01:03,243 --> 00:01:04,193 Hello. 35 00:01:04,244 --> 00:01:05,324 Hey, what's up? 36 00:01:05,376 --> 00:01:06,336 What? 37 00:01:06,377 --> 00:01:07,727 Who was that? 38 00:01:07,770 --> 00:01:10,040 My friend Jade-- she has this crazy ex. 39 00:01:10,076 --> 00:01:11,646 Oh... you fucking her? 40 00:01:11,687 --> 00:01:13,467 Don't be mad.About what? 41 00:01:13,514 --> 00:01:14,734 Jade's outside. 42 00:01:14,777 --> 00:01:15,737 You've become emotionally involved. 43 00:01:15,778 --> 00:01:17,168 That is an insult to me 44 00:01:17,214 --> 00:01:19,344 and the sacred institution known as open marriage. 45 00:01:19,390 --> 00:01:20,650 [knocking] 46 00:01:20,696 --> 00:01:21,736 All right, fine, one night. 47 00:01:21,784 --> 00:01:23,264 I told her she could stay the weekend. 48 00:01:23,307 --> 00:01:24,397 Hey. 49 00:01:24,438 --> 00:01:25,618 Thank you so much for letting me stay. 50 00:01:25,657 --> 00:01:27,967 I really, really appreciate it. 51 00:01:28,007 --> 00:01:29,577 Oh.Oh, my gosh. 52 00:01:29,618 --> 00:01:30,748 This is crazy. 53 00:01:30,793 --> 00:01:31,793 I can't believe this. 54 00:01:31,837 --> 00:01:33,057 I'm staying with the guy who wrote 55 00:01:33,099 --> 00:01:34,449 my favorite movie. 56 00:01:34,492 --> 00:01:37,242 If Jade needed to stay here a couple extra weeks, 57 00:01:37,277 --> 00:01:39,147 it's no problem. 58 00:01:44,458 --> 00:01:48,458 THE OLD MAN: I lived next door to a nice married couple. 59 00:01:49,725 --> 00:01:52,505 They seemed very much in love. 60 00:01:52,553 --> 00:01:54,423 [siren wailing] 61 00:01:54,468 --> 00:01:58,258 Until the night someone heard gunshots, 62 00:01:58,298 --> 00:02:00,428 and the police were called. 63 00:02:00,474 --> 00:02:02,694 They said one of those nice people 64 00:02:02,738 --> 00:02:05,178 had been murdered. 65 00:02:05,218 --> 00:02:08,478 I asked my mother how something like that could happen. 66 00:02:08,526 --> 00:02:11,136 All she said was, 67 00:02:11,181 --> 00:02:13,271 "Marriage is harder than it looks." 68 00:02:17,013 --> 00:02:21,663 Years later, a rich couple moved into that same house. 69 00:02:21,713 --> 00:02:24,493 I always thought they seemed happy. 70 00:02:29,112 --> 00:02:31,732 Until the police came back, 71 00:02:31,767 --> 00:02:33,897 and I saw the body. 72 00:02:33,943 --> 00:02:35,943 The rumor was 73 00:02:35,988 --> 00:02:38,468 one of the rich people had killed the other. 74 00:02:38,512 --> 00:02:41,522 I asked my fiancée what she thought had happened. 75 00:02:42,821 --> 00:02:44,651 All she said was, 76 00:02:44,693 --> 00:02:46,953 "Death is cheaper than divorce." 77 00:02:50,873 --> 00:02:53,693 Last year yet another couple 78 00:02:53,745 --> 00:02:57,655 came to live in the house next door. 79 00:02:57,706 --> 00:03:01,616 They were young and seemed to have so much to live for. 80 00:03:04,495 --> 00:03:06,535 But, sadly, 81 00:03:06,584 --> 00:03:10,194 I heard the sirens one more time. 82 00:03:11,850 --> 00:03:13,680 [siren wailing] 83 00:03:13,722 --> 00:03:17,382 I arrived at the crime scene to have my worst fears confirmed. 84 00:03:22,774 --> 00:03:24,864 I turned to my wife and said, 85 00:03:24,907 --> 00:03:27,777 "Another love story has ended in murder. 86 00:03:27,823 --> 00:03:30,083 I can't believe it." 87 00:03:30,129 --> 00:03:33,129 My wife looked at me and said, 88 00:03:33,176 --> 00:03:35,176 "I can." 89 00:03:39,443 --> 00:03:41,443 ["L-O-V-E" by Michael Feinstein playing] 90 00:03:45,536 --> 00:03:48,576 ♪ "L" is for the way you look 91 00:03:48,626 --> 00:03:51,406 ♪ At me 92 00:03:51,455 --> 00:03:54,935 ♪ "O" is for the only one 93 00:03:54,980 --> 00:03:56,770 ♪ I see 94 00:03:57,853 --> 00:04:01,153 ♪ "V" is very, very 95 00:04:01,204 --> 00:04:03,764 ♪ Extraordinary 96 00:04:03,815 --> 00:04:06,385 ♪ "E" is even more 97 00:04:06,426 --> 00:04:10,346 ♪ Than anyone that you adore can ♪ 98 00:04:10,387 --> 00:04:12,697 ♪ Love is all 99 00:04:12,737 --> 00:04:16,437 ♪ That I can give to you 100 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,350 ♪ Love is more 101 00:04:18,395 --> 00:04:22,785 ♪ Than just a game for two 102 00:04:22,834 --> 00:04:25,134 ♪ Two in love can make it 103 00:04:25,184 --> 00:04:28,754 ♪ Take my heart and please don't break it ♪ 104 00:04:28,797 --> 00:04:30,757 ♪ Love was made 105 00:04:30,799 --> 00:04:36,849 ♪ For me and you... 106 00:04:49,208 --> 00:04:51,208 ♪ 107 00:05:19,891 --> 00:05:22,551 That looks delicious.[chuckles] 108 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:25,549 You know, you're starting to become one of my regulars. 109 00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:27,642 What is this, your second time this week? 110 00:05:27,681 --> 00:05:29,251 My third. [laughs] 111 00:05:29,292 --> 00:05:32,382 I'm afraid I don't have much to occupy my days, 112 00:05:32,425 --> 00:05:34,775 being a lonely widow in a new town. 113 00:05:34,819 --> 00:05:39,039 Sheila, you never told me that your husband died. I'm so sorry. 114 00:05:39,084 --> 00:05:42,084 Don't be. It happens. Do you have a fella? 115 00:05:42,131 --> 00:05:44,741 Well, um...Of course you do. 116 00:05:44,785 --> 00:05:47,745 You're so pretty. What's his name? 117 00:05:47,788 --> 00:05:50,878 Um... Rob. 118 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:54,009 Tell me about him. 119 00:05:56,536 --> 00:05:58,626 I-I can't. Not here. 120 00:05:58,669 --> 00:06:00,929 It's kind of a complicated situation. 121 00:06:00,976 --> 00:06:03,456 I understand. 122 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:05,500 Understand what? 123 00:06:05,545 --> 00:06:09,325 Clearly, you're dating a married man. 124 00:06:11,377 --> 00:06:13,377 How did you know that? 125 00:06:13,423 --> 00:06:16,373 You used the word "complicated." What else could it mean? 126 00:06:16,426 --> 00:06:18,296 Oh, u-um... 127 00:06:18,341 --> 00:06:21,871 Please don't tell anyone. I'm not proud of it. 128 00:06:21,910 --> 00:06:24,130 Of course you're not. 129 00:06:24,173 --> 00:06:26,123 Don't worry. 130 00:06:26,175 --> 00:06:27,865 I can keep a secret. 131 00:06:27,916 --> 00:06:29,176 Thank you. 132 00:06:29,221 --> 00:06:31,271 I do have one question. 133 00:06:32,921 --> 00:06:34,531 Has your married man ever told you 134 00:06:34,574 --> 00:06:36,264 why he feels the need to cheat? 135 00:06:36,315 --> 00:06:39,055 Uh... what? 136 00:06:39,101 --> 00:06:41,451 M-My husband had an affair, 137 00:06:41,494 --> 00:06:44,714 but he died before I could find out why. 138 00:06:44,758 --> 00:06:46,408 Naturally, I'm curious. 139 00:06:46,456 --> 00:06:49,546 I'm... sure it was a completely different situation. 140 00:06:49,589 --> 00:06:52,069 Or maybe it was exactly the same. Who knows? 141 00:06:52,114 --> 00:06:54,544 Has Rob said anything?Not really, no. 142 00:06:54,594 --> 00:06:57,984 I assume it's just the obvious: he was bored with his wife. 143 00:06:58,033 --> 00:06:59,423 Bored? 144 00:06:59,469 --> 00:07:00,729 MAN: Check, please. 145 00:07:02,428 --> 00:07:04,428 You know how housewives can be. 146 00:07:04,474 --> 00:07:06,344 They forget that their husbands need more 147 00:07:06,389 --> 00:07:08,309 than hot meals and clean socks. 148 00:07:08,347 --> 00:07:11,267 Men want excitement and passion. 149 00:07:11,307 --> 00:07:13,527 Lots of women just forget to put in that kind of an effort. 150 00:07:13,570 --> 00:07:15,230 They don't change their hair. 151 00:07:15,267 --> 00:07:17,577 They always wear the same dowdy clothes. 152 00:07:18,967 --> 00:07:20,797 Oh. 153 00:07:20,838 --> 00:07:23,148 Can I get you anything else?No. 154 00:07:23,188 --> 00:07:27,188 You've already given me more than enough to chew on. 155 00:07:28,889 --> 00:07:30,889 ♪ 156 00:07:36,201 --> 00:07:37,551 Oh, hello. 157 00:07:37,594 --> 00:07:39,204 How long have you been here? 158 00:07:39,248 --> 00:07:40,858 About an hour or so. 159 00:07:40,901 --> 00:07:42,211 How are you feeling? 160 00:07:42,251 --> 00:07:44,731 [sighs]: Eh. You know, it's funny. 161 00:07:44,775 --> 00:07:48,425 You, uh, you attempt suicide with a bottle of sleeping pills, 162 00:07:48,474 --> 00:07:51,644 and when you finally wake up, they sedate you. 163 00:07:51,695 --> 00:07:53,995 God, what were you thinking? 164 00:07:54,045 --> 00:07:56,825 Look, I was ashamed of the pain I had caused. 165 00:07:56,874 --> 00:07:58,744 And you thought your death would cause me less pain? 166 00:07:58,789 --> 00:08:00,619 It was stupid and selfish. I'm sorry. 167 00:08:00,660 --> 00:08:02,620 Well, just tell me you won't try it again. 168 00:08:02,662 --> 00:08:04,752 I won't.Say it. 169 00:08:06,101 --> 00:08:08,501 I won't try and kill myself again. 170 00:08:09,539 --> 00:08:11,019 Good. 171 00:08:12,629 --> 00:08:15,109 The doctors say you can go home this afternoon. 172 00:08:15,153 --> 00:08:16,973 Well, that's your call, not theirs. 173 00:08:17,025 --> 00:08:18,585 Can I come home? 174 00:08:18,635 --> 00:08:20,895 Well, I've thought about it-- I still want a divorce. 175 00:08:20,941 --> 00:08:23,121 But there's no need to rush things. 176 00:08:23,161 --> 00:08:25,211 You can stay at the house, and then after a while, 177 00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:26,250 we'll separate. 178 00:08:26,295 --> 00:08:27,295 Amicably. 179 00:08:27,339 --> 00:08:28,519 Charmingly. 180 00:08:28,558 --> 00:08:30,998 Charmingly?I want people to envy 181 00:08:31,039 --> 00:08:33,389 our divorce the same way they envied our marriage. 182 00:08:33,432 --> 00:08:35,612 God forbid our friends should ever pity you. 183 00:08:35,652 --> 00:08:38,792 Our friends don't feel pity, only schadenfreude. 184 00:08:40,004 --> 00:08:42,004 And when would we separate? 185 00:08:42,050 --> 00:08:43,790 Oh, sometime in July. 186 00:08:44,835 --> 00:08:46,185 Ah. 187 00:08:46,228 --> 00:08:48,538 After your daughter's wedding. 188 00:08:48,578 --> 00:08:50,018 We've been planning all year to make sure 189 00:08:50,058 --> 00:08:51,708 every detail is perfect. 190 00:08:51,755 --> 00:08:53,275 And why upstage her? 191 00:08:53,322 --> 00:08:55,152 Exactly. You love Amy as much as I do. 192 00:08:55,193 --> 00:08:57,623 You wouldn't want to ruin her special day with a divorce. 193 00:08:57,674 --> 00:08:58,544 No. 194 00:08:58,588 --> 00:08:59,628 Or a scandal. 195 00:08:59,676 --> 00:09:01,106 Of course not. 196 00:09:01,156 --> 00:09:02,856 Or a suicide. 197 00:09:02,896 --> 00:09:04,336 Oh, for God's sake, Simone! 198 00:09:04,376 --> 00:09:06,376 Sorry, darling, but with what I've spent on this wedding, 199 00:09:06,422 --> 00:09:08,172 I had to make sure. 200 00:09:08,206 --> 00:09:10,076 JADE: Guys. 201 00:09:10,121 --> 00:09:12,081 You don't need to wait on me.No, no, no. 202 00:09:12,123 --> 00:09:13,553 No. You are our guest. 203 00:09:13,603 --> 00:09:15,383 And you're recovering from a traumatic event. 204 00:09:15,431 --> 00:09:17,571 I'm not worried about Duke anymore. 205 00:09:17,607 --> 00:09:19,177 He stopped texting me. 206 00:09:19,217 --> 00:09:20,527 ELI: So, what's his deal? 207 00:09:20,566 --> 00:09:22,266 Is he crazy?A little. 208 00:09:22,307 --> 00:09:24,567 He was always accusing me of cheating on him. 209 00:09:24,614 --> 00:09:26,394 Of course, I was, 210 00:09:26,442 --> 00:09:28,582 but I would have appreciated a little trust. 211 00:09:28,618 --> 00:09:30,008 [chuckles] 212 00:09:30,054 --> 00:09:32,004 Did Duke know about you two? 213 00:09:32,056 --> 00:09:34,926 Sure, yeah. Mostly because of how we met. 214 00:09:34,972 --> 00:09:36,582 ELI: Okay, come on. 215 00:09:36,626 --> 00:09:38,236 How did you meet? 216 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:39,980 You never told him the story? 217 00:09:40,020 --> 00:09:42,290 Well, we don't usually share stories about our playmates. 218 00:09:42,327 --> 00:09:43,327 ELI: Share, 219 00:09:43,372 --> 00:09:44,382 just this once. 220 00:09:45,635 --> 00:09:47,325 Okay. 221 00:09:47,376 --> 00:09:50,156 I was selling lingerie at Agent Provocateur. 222 00:09:50,205 --> 00:09:52,855 Solid opening scene. Go on. 223 00:09:52,903 --> 00:09:54,723 Well, I was there to buy a few bras. 224 00:09:54,774 --> 00:09:56,124 Red lace?No. 225 00:09:56,167 --> 00:09:57,297 The kind Ilike. 226 00:09:57,342 --> 00:09:58,782 Oh. 227 00:09:58,822 --> 00:10:01,702 So, I was in the fitting room taking my top off 228 00:10:01,738 --> 00:10:04,088 when the zipper gets caught in my hair.So she sticks her head out 229 00:10:04,132 --> 00:10:06,012 and is all... 230 00:10:06,046 --> 00:10:08,566 "Can you come in here for a sec?"Mm-hmm. 231 00:10:08,614 --> 00:10:09,964 What are you doing? 232 00:10:11,008 --> 00:10:12,528 Nothing. 233 00:10:12,575 --> 00:10:14,835 You had your eyes closed. 234 00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:16,451 Yeah, I'm just trying to picture it. 235 00:10:16,492 --> 00:10:18,322 Don't. It's pervy. 236 00:10:18,363 --> 00:10:20,753 [scoffs] Okay. Uh, so, what happened 237 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,890 after you helped my wife out of her sweater, 238 00:10:22,933 --> 00:10:24,583 he asked in a non-pervy way. 239 00:10:24,630 --> 00:10:25,980 We did it. 240 00:10:26,023 --> 00:10:29,063 Right there in the fitting room. 241 00:10:29,113 --> 00:10:30,803 ELI: Sex in a fitting room. 242 00:10:30,854 --> 00:10:32,334 Bravo. That was just... 243 00:10:32,377 --> 00:10:34,027 Bravo. [laughs] 244 00:10:34,074 --> 00:10:36,034 [sighs] And I am so gonna close my eyes later. 245 00:10:36,076 --> 00:10:37,296 Anyway, that was 246 00:10:37,339 --> 00:10:40,129 six months ago, and we're still together. 247 00:10:40,168 --> 00:10:41,648 Six months? 248 00:10:41,691 --> 00:10:43,431 Yeah. 249 00:10:43,475 --> 00:10:47,385 Uh, you told me that you met Jade just a few weeks ago. 250 00:10:47,436 --> 00:10:50,216 I'm pretty sure I said "months." 251 00:10:50,265 --> 00:10:52,525 No. No. 252 00:10:52,571 --> 00:10:54,621 You absolutely did not. 253 00:10:56,662 --> 00:10:58,752 Well, obviously I made a mistake. 254 00:10:58,795 --> 00:11:00,225 Who wants dessert? 255 00:11:00,275 --> 00:11:02,235 I got fortune cookies.Actually, I was hoping 256 00:11:02,277 --> 00:11:03,977 we could jump in the hot tub. 257 00:11:05,018 --> 00:11:06,198 Were you? 258 00:11:06,237 --> 00:11:08,197 If it's okay with you guys. 259 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:10,370 Um... 260 00:11:10,415 --> 00:11:11,975 I don't know.Yeah, you know what? 261 00:11:12,025 --> 00:11:14,675 I'm not really in the mood for cookies. 262 00:11:14,724 --> 00:11:16,894 Why don't I run down to that pie shop you like, 263 00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:19,463 pick up some pecan? 264 00:11:19,511 --> 00:11:21,121 You guys... get in the hot tub, 265 00:11:21,165 --> 00:11:23,075 have a nice little soak until I get back. 266 00:11:23,123 --> 00:11:24,333 That sounds amazing. 267 00:11:24,386 --> 00:11:25,816 Doesn't that sound amazing? 268 00:11:25,865 --> 00:11:27,955 Yeah, you don't mind? 269 00:11:27,998 --> 00:11:29,998 Not at all. 270 00:11:57,941 --> 00:11:59,681 ♪ Boom, boom, boom, yeah, yeah 271 00:11:59,725 --> 00:12:01,335 ♪ Boom, boom, be-yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 272 00:12:01,379 --> 00:12:02,769 ♪ Boom, boom, boom, yeah, yeah 273 00:12:02,815 --> 00:12:04,815 ♪ Boom, boom, be-yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 274 00:12:04,861 --> 00:12:06,651 ♪ Boom, boom, boom, yeah, yeah 275 00:12:06,689 --> 00:12:08,649 ♪ Boom, boom, be-yeah, yeah, yeah, wha ♪ 276 00:12:12,085 --> 00:12:16,435 ♪ When I saw my baby, I smiled 277 00:12:16,481 --> 00:12:17,921 ♪ Boom, boom, boom, yeah, yeah 278 00:12:17,961 --> 00:12:20,751 ♪ She put her arms around me 279 00:12:20,790 --> 00:12:22,790 ♪ And held me oh so tight 280 00:12:22,835 --> 00:12:24,745 ♪ Ba, ba, ba, bye-oh, bye-oh 281 00:12:24,794 --> 00:12:26,534 ♪ Ba, ba, ba, bye-oh, bye-oh ♪ 282 00:12:26,578 --> 00:12:28,188 ♪ Oh ♪ Boom, boom, boom, yeah, yeah 283 00:12:28,232 --> 00:12:29,982 ♪ Boom, boom, be-yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 284 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:32,146 ♪ Boom, boom, boom, yeah, yeah... ♪ 285 00:12:33,759 --> 00:12:36,719 Honey, I'm home. 286 00:12:36,762 --> 00:12:38,772 Where are you? 287 00:12:41,114 --> 00:12:43,114 I'm right here, darling. 288 00:12:51,690 --> 00:12:53,690 I've missed you. 289 00:12:55,085 --> 00:12:57,085 Is dinner ready? 290 00:12:58,131 --> 00:13:00,791 Uh... not yet. 291 00:13:00,830 --> 00:13:02,790 I've had a hell of day. 292 00:13:02,832 --> 00:13:04,752 I'm gonna go fix myself a drink. 293 00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:06,400 Let me know when food's on the table. 294 00:13:06,444 --> 00:13:07,924 [sighs] 295 00:13:14,017 --> 00:13:16,407 So you had a rough day? 296 00:13:16,454 --> 00:13:18,194 The worst. 297 00:13:18,238 --> 00:13:19,978 My best engineer quit today, 298 00:13:20,023 --> 00:13:22,543 my secretary called in sick, and on top of all that, 299 00:13:22,591 --> 00:13:24,421 I took my boss's briefcase 300 00:13:24,462 --> 00:13:25,812 home by mistake. 301 00:13:25,855 --> 00:13:27,155 I hope 302 00:13:27,204 --> 00:13:28,764 your day was better than mine. 303 00:13:28,814 --> 00:13:32,384 Well, now that you ask... [laughs] 304 00:13:32,427 --> 00:13:34,517 I had a lovely day. 305 00:13:34,559 --> 00:13:36,909 Oh?Yes. 306 00:13:36,953 --> 00:13:40,083 I... bought a new dress. 307 00:13:40,130 --> 00:13:41,390 Did you? 308 00:13:41,436 --> 00:13:43,306 Yeah. 309 00:13:47,442 --> 00:13:49,582 That the dress? 310 00:13:49,618 --> 00:13:51,538 It is. 311 00:13:53,056 --> 00:13:54,276 What do you think? 312 00:13:54,318 --> 00:13:56,368 It's nice. 313 00:13:57,408 --> 00:13:59,588 Just nice? 314 00:13:59,628 --> 00:14:01,458 It... 315 00:14:01,499 --> 00:14:03,459 cost a whole week's allowance. 316 00:14:03,501 --> 00:14:05,461 Why would you spend that much on a dress? 317 00:14:05,503 --> 00:14:08,803 I wanted to look pretty. 318 00:14:08,854 --> 00:14:10,814 For you. 319 00:14:10,856 --> 00:14:12,426 Oh. 320 00:14:12,467 --> 00:14:14,297 Well... 321 00:14:14,338 --> 00:14:16,818 thanks. 322 00:14:21,084 --> 00:14:22,604 What's wrong?I don't understand. 323 00:14:22,651 --> 00:14:25,051 It has been years since I bought a new dress. 324 00:14:25,088 --> 00:14:27,918 And I got my nails done, a-and I got a new hairdo. 325 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:30,010 How could you not notice?Oh. 326 00:14:30,049 --> 00:14:32,229 Well, to be honest, I never notice stuff like that. 327 00:14:32,269 --> 00:14:35,229 Why not?'Cause when I look at you, I don't see 328 00:14:35,272 --> 00:14:36,622 clothes or hair. 329 00:14:36,665 --> 00:14:40,105 I just see you-- the girl I married. 330 00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:41,496 Is that so? 331 00:14:41,539 --> 00:14:43,239 Yeah. I don't expect you 332 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,630 to be chic or stylish. 333 00:14:44,673 --> 00:14:46,143 You're my wife. 334 00:14:46,196 --> 00:14:49,636 I just need you to be the... same old Beth. 335 00:15:08,697 --> 00:15:10,697 [sighs] 336 00:15:33,635 --> 00:15:35,635 What the hell? 337 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:37,770 If you're not going to notice what I'm wearing, 338 00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:40,023 why should I bother to wear anything at all? 339 00:15:41,991 --> 00:15:43,691 Honey. 340 00:15:43,732 --> 00:15:45,952 You want to see the same old Beth? 341 00:15:45,995 --> 00:15:48,515 Fine. Here she is in all her glory. 342 00:15:48,563 --> 00:15:51,253 Honey! 343 00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:03,187 Why is your boss here? 344 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:06,629 He probably came to get his briefcase. 345 00:16:10,585 --> 00:16:13,195 Could you give me a moment before you open the door? 346 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,849 Definitely. 347 00:16:30,779 --> 00:16:32,779 Simone! 348 00:16:37,612 --> 00:16:40,442 I would prefer you call me Mrs. Grove. 349 00:16:40,484 --> 00:16:42,094 At least in public. 350 00:16:42,138 --> 00:16:45,228 You got it... Mrs. Grove. 351 00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,451 My mom asked me to bring you these get-well muffins. 352 00:16:47,491 --> 00:16:49,891 Oh, that was nice of her.Yeah, not really. 353 00:16:49,928 --> 00:16:52,018 She just wanted me to find out what happened to Mr. Grove. 354 00:16:52,061 --> 00:16:54,201 [scoffs] Well, you know what happened.And I'm not telling her. 355 00:16:54,237 --> 00:16:56,417 So I guess it's kind of a waste of muffins. 356 00:16:56,456 --> 00:16:59,766 But I can still carry them in the house for you if you'd like. 357 00:16:59,808 --> 00:17:01,378 No, thank you. 358 00:17:07,424 --> 00:17:09,244 Come on, Simone! 359 00:17:14,039 --> 00:17:15,779 Tommy, that kiss we shared was sweet, 360 00:17:15,824 --> 00:17:17,604 but it was not a down payment. 361 00:17:17,652 --> 00:17:20,962 Look, if you don't find me attractive, then just say so. 362 00:17:21,003 --> 00:17:23,483 I find you alarmingly attractive, 363 00:17:23,527 --> 00:17:26,177 but there are other considerations. 364 00:17:26,225 --> 00:17:27,615 Like what? 365 00:17:27,662 --> 00:17:29,322 Your mother is my best friend. 366 00:17:29,359 --> 00:17:31,449 So?So it would be 367 00:17:31,491 --> 00:17:33,761 an absolute betrayal to sleep with her child. 368 00:17:33,798 --> 00:17:35,238 I'm not a child. 369 00:17:35,278 --> 00:17:37,668 I've grown up, and I-I've learned some things. 370 00:17:37,715 --> 00:17:40,625 Like... how to take care of a woman's needs. 371 00:17:40,675 --> 00:17:45,195 Just give me a chance to show you the man that I've become. 372 00:17:46,463 --> 00:17:48,413 That was a lovely speech, Tommy. 373 00:17:48,465 --> 00:17:50,295 Next time try it without the skateboard. 374 00:17:55,559 --> 00:17:58,779 God. Isn't this magical? 375 00:18:00,782 --> 00:18:04,142 Well... it's certainly nice. 376 00:18:04,176 --> 00:18:06,486 Nice?! 377 00:18:06,526 --> 00:18:09,436 You have no idea the kinds of places I grew up in. 378 00:18:09,486 --> 00:18:11,136 When I was a kid, I thought 379 00:18:11,183 --> 00:18:13,573 that houses like this only existed on TV. 380 00:18:13,621 --> 00:18:16,801 You never talk about your childhood. 381 00:18:16,841 --> 00:18:20,191 Yeah, yeah, that's 'cause it was shitty. 382 00:18:20,236 --> 00:18:23,716 It was just bouncing between foster homes 383 00:18:23,761 --> 00:18:26,111 with parents who only saw me 384 00:18:26,155 --> 00:18:28,375 as another check from the government. 385 00:18:31,290 --> 00:18:34,860 But you make me feel like I'm worth something. 386 00:18:34,903 --> 00:18:37,073 So... 387 00:18:37,122 --> 00:18:39,132 yeah, that's really magical. 388 00:18:40,169 --> 00:18:42,169 I guess it is. 389 00:18:42,214 --> 00:18:43,694 Yeah, it is. 390 00:18:43,738 --> 00:18:45,128 Is it? [chuckles] 391 00:18:45,174 --> 00:18:46,604 ELI: Hey, guys. 392 00:18:47,742 --> 00:18:49,142 Ooh! 393 00:18:49,178 --> 00:18:50,568 Ooh, that's hot. 394 00:18:50,614 --> 00:18:52,394 Wow. [exhales] 395 00:18:52,442 --> 00:18:54,232 Eli... So funny. 396 00:18:54,270 --> 00:18:56,230 I was on my way to the bakery, and I remembered 397 00:18:56,272 --> 00:18:58,102 we still have that pie in the fridge. 398 00:18:58,143 --> 00:18:59,533 I'm so dumb. 399 00:18:59,579 --> 00:19:01,759 You're also naked. Why? 400 00:19:01,799 --> 00:19:03,459 Am I the only one? 401 00:19:03,496 --> 00:19:06,496 Oh, gosh, that's awkward. 402 00:19:07,718 --> 00:19:08,978 Well, of course, there are 403 00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:10,894 two ways to fix this situation. 404 00:19:10,939 --> 00:19:13,159 I could put on a suit, or... 405 00:19:13,202 --> 00:19:14,862 Inside.What? 406 00:19:14,899 --> 00:19:16,339 Inside... now. 407 00:19:16,379 --> 00:19:18,119 Oh, there we go. Steady. 408 00:19:18,163 --> 00:19:19,463 Use my arm. 409 00:19:19,512 --> 00:19:21,952 It's very kind of you to help me like this. 410 00:19:21,993 --> 00:19:23,333 Oh, here, sit. 411 00:19:23,386 --> 00:19:25,216 Oh. Oh, dear. Hang on. 412 00:19:25,257 --> 00:19:28,477 Oh. There we are. 413 00:19:28,521 --> 00:19:30,441 So, um... 414 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:33,310 [clears throat] Shall we begin? 415 00:19:33,352 --> 00:19:36,052 Begin what?The conversation. 416 00:19:36,094 --> 00:19:38,184 You-you must have questions for me. 417 00:19:38,227 --> 00:19:41,617 When did I know I was gay? How many men have I been with? 418 00:19:41,665 --> 00:19:43,795 Karl, please. I just had lunch. 419 00:19:43,841 --> 00:19:45,631 You're not curious? 420 00:19:45,669 --> 00:19:47,239 Not in the slightest. 421 00:19:47,279 --> 00:19:49,409 And if this arrangement is going to work, 422 00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:51,935 you can't bring up topics that will upset me. 423 00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:53,460 But we need to talk about this 424 00:19:53,503 --> 00:19:54,983 if we're to have any sort of rapprochement. 425 00:19:55,026 --> 00:19:56,986 What do you mean?We've been married 426 00:19:57,028 --> 00:19:58,468 for ten years, Simone. 427 00:19:58,508 --> 00:20:00,338 You can't say we haven't been happy. 428 00:20:00,379 --> 00:20:03,079 No, I can't. 429 00:20:05,515 --> 00:20:07,475 I'm glad you know the truth. 430 00:20:07,517 --> 00:20:09,777 Now we can deal with it, come to some sort 431 00:20:09,824 --> 00:20:12,644 of understanding, and... 432 00:20:12,696 --> 00:20:15,006 maybe we could be happy again? 433 00:20:16,308 --> 00:20:18,398 Darling, I'm not ready to discuss this yet. 434 00:20:18,441 --> 00:20:21,101 I've moved your things into the guest room. 435 00:20:21,139 --> 00:20:23,929 I don't want anyone to know that we're staying in separate beds. 436 00:20:23,968 --> 00:20:25,758 Especially not my daughter. 437 00:20:25,796 --> 00:20:27,226 I understand. 438 00:20:27,276 --> 00:20:28,236 [grunts] 439 00:20:28,277 --> 00:20:29,847 Where are you going? 440 00:20:29,887 --> 00:20:31,457 Oh, I-I felt a little chilly. 441 00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:33,717 I wanted to get my cashmere throw. 442 00:20:33,761 --> 00:20:35,591 Oh, well, I'll get it for you. 443 00:20:35,632 --> 00:20:36,982 Sit down.Thank you. 444 00:20:37,025 --> 00:20:38,675 Don't be silly. 445 00:20:39,723 --> 00:20:41,723 You're very kind, darling. 446 00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:03,097 [gasps] 447 00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:05,708 You son of a bitch! 448 00:21:15,324 --> 00:21:17,454 All right, um, if you'll just let me explain. 449 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:18,980 Shut up. I'm counting pills.Yes, I... 450 00:21:19,023 --> 00:21:21,503 I-I admit I may... I may have dropped a few. 451 00:21:23,332 --> 00:21:25,602 There are over 40 pills here. 452 00:21:25,638 --> 00:21:27,158 You said you swallowed the whole bottle. 453 00:21:27,205 --> 00:21:29,725 How many did you really take? Two? Three? 454 00:21:29,773 --> 00:21:31,113 They pumped my stomach. 455 00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:32,516 I'm not paying for that. 456 00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:34,558 Not when a good burp would have saved you. 457 00:21:38,347 --> 00:21:40,307 And where's your cane? 458 00:21:40,349 --> 00:21:42,399 Shit. 459 00:21:42,438 --> 00:21:44,748 [scoffs]Please understand. 460 00:21:44,788 --> 00:21:46,748 I was trying to prove I love you. 461 00:21:46,790 --> 00:21:49,060 By faking a suicide attempt? 462 00:21:49,097 --> 00:21:51,277 You don't respond to small gestures! 463 00:21:51,316 --> 00:21:52,926 I'm going to work out. 464 00:21:52,970 --> 00:21:54,890 If you and your things are not out of this house 465 00:21:54,929 --> 00:21:56,979 by the time I get home, I will call the police. 466 00:21:57,018 --> 00:21:58,538 Where am I supposed to go? 467 00:21:58,584 --> 00:21:59,804 I don't care! 468 00:21:59,847 --> 00:22:01,367 Well, maybe I'll go to Naomi's. 469 00:22:03,111 --> 00:22:05,201 Yes. Uh, sh-she has a guest room. 470 00:22:05,243 --> 00:22:07,283 Maybe she'll ply me with liquor 471 00:22:07,332 --> 00:22:09,382 and get me to spill all my lurid secrets. 472 00:22:10,422 --> 00:22:12,382 And why would you do that? 473 00:22:12,424 --> 00:22:14,644 You're the one who kept your sex life hidden. 474 00:22:14,687 --> 00:22:16,167 I was married. 475 00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:18,131 If you kick me to the curb, 476 00:22:18,169 --> 00:22:20,429 I'll have no reason notto come out. 477 00:22:20,476 --> 00:22:24,826 And then you, my love, will be another Grace Belknap. 478 00:22:26,221 --> 00:22:28,401 Remember Grace? 479 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,180 Are you threatening me? 480 00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:32,525 Yes, her husband ran off with their carpenter, I believe. 481 00:22:32,575 --> 00:22:34,185 Oh, your friends were so catty. 482 00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:35,749 For God's sake, Karl... 483 00:22:35,795 --> 00:22:37,925 But you were the cruelest of all, Simone. 484 00:22:37,972 --> 00:22:39,502 "Oh, poor Grace. 485 00:22:39,538 --> 00:22:41,978 "I suppose her carpenter wasn't the only one 486 00:22:42,019 --> 00:22:43,759 with a stud finder." 487 00:22:43,803 --> 00:22:45,363 Oh, I imagine 488 00:22:45,414 --> 00:22:48,104 those women would relish the poetic justice 489 00:22:48,156 --> 00:22:50,246 if you wound up in the same boat. 490 00:22:50,288 --> 00:22:52,248 Why are you doing this? 491 00:22:52,290 --> 00:22:55,910 I am fighting for our future happiness. 492 00:22:55,946 --> 00:22:57,946 By blackmailing me. 493 00:22:57,992 --> 00:23:00,392 Well, like I said... 494 00:23:00,429 --> 00:23:02,909 you don't respond to small gestures. 495 00:23:10,743 --> 00:23:12,653 What do you think you're doing? 496 00:23:12,702 --> 00:23:13,972 What do you mean? 497 00:23:14,008 --> 00:23:15,398 You own swim trunks, Eli, multiple pairs. 498 00:23:15,444 --> 00:23:17,964 So why did Jade and I just get a face full of ass? 499 00:23:18,012 --> 00:23:19,752 Well...I'll tell you why. 500 00:23:19,796 --> 00:23:22,056 You thought if you left Jade and I alone to get comfortable, 501 00:23:22,103 --> 00:23:24,053 we'd get a little loose, a little frisky, 502 00:23:24,105 --> 00:23:25,665 and then you could just slide right in 503 00:23:25,715 --> 00:23:27,585 and the three of us would fuck the night away. 504 00:23:28,631 --> 00:23:30,981 That may have been on my wish list, yes. 505 00:23:31,025 --> 00:23:32,545 Solid plan. 506 00:23:32,591 --> 00:23:34,381 Not gonna happen. 507 00:23:34,419 --> 00:23:36,379 Okay. Okay. 508 00:23:39,990 --> 00:23:41,430 But what if it did? 509 00:23:41,470 --> 00:23:42,950 I mean, think about it. 510 00:23:42,993 --> 00:23:44,423 We like sex with each other. 511 00:23:44,473 --> 00:23:45,993 We like sex with hot women. 512 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,430 It's one of the reasons we work as a couple. 513 00:23:47,476 --> 00:23:48,906 We've got so much in common. 514 00:23:48,956 --> 00:23:50,086 That's fine for us. 515 00:23:50,131 --> 00:23:51,531 But what about Jade?Oh, I'm... 516 00:23:51,567 --> 00:23:52,527 I'm pretty sure she's into me. 517 00:23:52,568 --> 00:23:53,658 What? Why? 518 00:23:53,699 --> 00:23:55,139 The other day, she was going on and on 519 00:23:55,179 --> 00:23:56,919 about how much she liked my movie. 520 00:23:56,964 --> 00:23:58,264 I liked The Shining. 521 00:23:58,313 --> 00:24:00,393 That doesn't mean I want to fuck Stephen King. 522 00:24:00,445 --> 00:24:02,835 Okay, all right. Well, well, if you're not sure 523 00:24:02,882 --> 00:24:04,672 that she'd be into it, 524 00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:06,500 ask her. 525 00:24:07,496 --> 00:24:09,146 No, it'd be weird. 526 00:24:09,193 --> 00:24:10,403 Weird how? 527 00:24:10,455 --> 00:24:11,845 Like, I don't know 528 00:24:11,891 --> 00:24:14,161 if she's that adventurous. 529 00:24:14,198 --> 00:24:16,718 She fucked you in a fitting room! 530 00:24:16,766 --> 00:24:19,466 Okay. It would be weird for us. 531 00:24:19,508 --> 00:24:21,338 We've never done anything like this before. 532 00:24:21,379 --> 00:24:23,689 No, it doesn't have to be a big deal. 533 00:24:23,729 --> 00:24:25,909 No, we-we've already got an open marriage. 534 00:24:25,949 --> 00:24:28,869 Why can't it be open to Jade? 535 00:24:30,345 --> 00:24:31,565 [groans] 536 00:24:31,607 --> 00:24:33,307 Fine. 537 00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:35,568 I'll ask her for a three-way. 538 00:24:35,611 --> 00:24:37,311 Will that shut you up? 539 00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:40,052 I think you know it will. 540 00:24:40,094 --> 00:24:41,654 Okay, but we won't pressure her. 541 00:24:41,704 --> 00:24:42,914 No. No, no. 542 00:24:42,966 --> 00:24:44,356 I will take her aside, I will ask respectfully, 543 00:24:44,402 --> 00:24:45,802 and if she says no...Mm-hmm. 544 00:24:45,838 --> 00:24:48,278 She says yes. 545 00:24:53,324 --> 00:24:55,714 You two coming or what? 546 00:24:55,761 --> 00:24:57,461 ♪ 547 00:25:07,034 --> 00:25:09,334 His boss saw your tits? 548 00:25:09,384 --> 00:25:11,204 Don't make it sound worse than it was. 549 00:25:11,255 --> 00:25:12,905 I'm not sure I could. 550 00:25:12,952 --> 00:25:14,392 I was so angry. 551 00:25:14,432 --> 00:25:16,002 I changed my whole look. 552 00:25:16,043 --> 00:25:17,733 Rob did not even notice. 553 00:25:17,783 --> 00:25:19,693 Here's my two cents, all right? 554 00:25:19,742 --> 00:25:21,092 Spend them wisely. 555 00:25:21,135 --> 00:25:23,265 Rob isn't cheating on you because you don't wear 556 00:25:23,311 --> 00:25:25,101 the latest styles from Paris. 557 00:25:25,139 --> 00:25:26,529 What do you mean? 558 00:25:26,575 --> 00:25:28,705 Ma! Mikey hit me. 559 00:25:28,751 --> 00:25:29,801 What am I, your bodyguard? 560 00:25:29,839 --> 00:25:31,099 Hit him back. 561 00:25:32,842 --> 00:25:34,982 So what I mean is, 562 00:25:35,018 --> 00:25:37,198 how is your love life? 563 00:25:37,238 --> 00:25:39,548 Are you doing everything you can to keep him interested? 564 00:25:39,588 --> 00:25:40,718 Sheila. 565 00:25:40,763 --> 00:25:43,323 Sometimes old dogs need new tricks. 566 00:25:43,374 --> 00:25:45,024 New tricks? 567 00:25:45,072 --> 00:25:47,512 I was a virgin on my wedding night. 568 00:25:47,552 --> 00:25:50,472 I only know what Rob was willing to teach me. 569 00:25:51,948 --> 00:25:55,168 There's a book that you should read. 570 00:25:57,519 --> 00:25:58,999 What is this? 571 00:25:59,042 --> 00:26:00,132 It's a manual. 572 00:26:00,174 --> 00:26:02,084 For married couples. 573 00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:05,919 These are dirty pictures! 574 00:26:05,962 --> 00:26:07,232 They're illustrations. 575 00:26:07,268 --> 00:26:09,008 They're scientific. 576 00:26:10,053 --> 00:26:11,483 Why do you have this? 577 00:26:11,533 --> 00:26:14,483 There was a time that Leo and I felt 578 00:26:14,536 --> 00:26:17,756 ourlove life needed a little zing. 579 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,670 And you actually do these things? 580 00:26:19,715 --> 00:26:21,805 You see page 76? 581 00:26:22,848 --> 00:26:23,978 [inhales sharply] Yes. 582 00:26:24,023 --> 00:26:25,713 That's how we got Benny. [sighs] 583 00:26:27,679 --> 00:26:28,899 Oh, dear. 584 00:26:28,941 --> 00:26:31,291 Yeah. That's not for beginners. 585 00:26:31,335 --> 00:26:32,725 Let's go back a few chapters. 586 00:26:32,771 --> 00:26:35,561 Ah. That's a classic. 587 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,560 We like to do that in the shower. 588 00:26:38,603 --> 00:26:40,383 You've done that to Leo? 589 00:26:40,431 --> 00:26:41,391 That's... 590 00:26:41,432 --> 00:26:43,522 how I got my Pontiac. 591 00:26:43,565 --> 00:26:47,135 And you really think Rob will like these things? 592 00:26:48,178 --> 00:26:49,488 I do. 593 00:26:49,527 --> 00:26:50,697 And... 594 00:26:50,746 --> 00:26:53,526 I won't feel humiliated after? 595 00:26:53,575 --> 00:26:57,355 Sex is how women gain power over men. 596 00:26:57,405 --> 00:27:01,145 And there is nothing humiliating about that. 597 00:27:05,239 --> 00:27:06,199 Jumping jacks! 598 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,590 Two, three, four, 599 00:27:08,633 --> 00:27:11,723 five, six, seven, eight... 600 00:27:11,767 --> 00:27:15,557 Simone, I've never seen you work out so fiercely. 601 00:27:15,597 --> 00:27:18,377 I began to wonder if maybe you're upset about something. 602 00:27:18,426 --> 00:27:19,906 Not at all. 603 00:27:19,949 --> 00:27:22,299 Just burning off the muffins you sent. 604 00:27:22,343 --> 00:27:23,553 So, Karl's home? 605 00:27:23,605 --> 00:27:25,435 Yes. 606 00:27:26,434 --> 00:27:28,824 And everything's fine? 607 00:27:28,871 --> 00:27:30,741 Yes. 608 00:27:30,786 --> 00:27:32,486 Why do you ask? 609 00:27:32,527 --> 00:27:34,097 It's just... 610 00:27:34,137 --> 00:27:37,397 Wanda left the most cryptic message on my answering machine. 611 00:27:37,445 --> 00:27:39,575 Before she left for rehab. 612 00:27:39,621 --> 00:27:41,761 She intimated that you and Karl were having 613 00:27:41,797 --> 00:27:43,927 some sort of marital problems. 614 00:27:43,973 --> 00:27:46,623 Oh, we're fine, Naomi. 615 00:27:46,671 --> 00:27:48,151 Now, if you'll excuse me. 616 00:27:48,195 --> 00:27:50,805 Simone, please. 617 00:27:50,849 --> 00:27:52,289 You don't have to pretend. 618 00:27:52,329 --> 00:27:53,899 Not with me. 619 00:27:53,939 --> 00:27:55,549 I wasn't surprised. 620 00:27:55,593 --> 00:27:59,243 I've known for some time about Karl's indiscretions. 621 00:27:59,293 --> 00:28:02,163 [chuckles]: I don't know what you've heard... 622 00:28:02,209 --> 00:28:03,299 I didn't hear. 623 00:28:03,340 --> 00:28:06,220 I saw with my own eyes. 624 00:28:07,257 --> 00:28:09,217 What exactly did you see? 625 00:28:09,259 --> 00:28:11,919 I-I was picking up my dry cleaning one day, 626 00:28:11,957 --> 00:28:13,177 and there was his car, 627 00:28:13,220 --> 00:28:16,310 parked across the street at some seedy motel. 628 00:28:21,184 --> 00:28:23,534 So you know everything. 629 00:28:23,578 --> 00:28:25,188 I do. 630 00:28:25,232 --> 00:28:28,852 I mean, I couldn't tell you who the woman was, but... 631 00:28:29,888 --> 00:28:32,498 The woman? 632 00:28:32,543 --> 00:28:33,843 I wanted to catch him in the act, 633 00:28:33,892 --> 00:28:35,422 but I couldn't just stand there all day, 634 00:28:35,459 --> 00:28:38,199 waiting for him and his floozy to come out. 635 00:28:38,245 --> 00:28:41,635 So you have no idea who he was with? 636 00:28:41,683 --> 00:28:43,243 No. [clicks tongue] 637 00:28:47,689 --> 00:28:48,739 Do you? 638 00:28:48,777 --> 00:28:50,817 Oh, Naomi. 639 00:28:50,866 --> 00:28:53,036 I really do have to go. 640 00:28:54,086 --> 00:28:56,046 The important thing is, 641 00:28:56,088 --> 00:28:59,358 is that you finally know the truth. 642 00:28:59,396 --> 00:29:00,696 "Finally"? 643 00:29:02,443 --> 00:29:04,613 [chuckles]: How long ago did this happen? 644 00:29:04,662 --> 00:29:05,972 I don't know. 645 00:29:06,011 --> 00:29:07,101 Year ago. 646 00:29:07,143 --> 00:29:08,443 Maybe two. 647 00:29:08,492 --> 00:29:11,982 You knew my husband was cheating for two years 648 00:29:12,017 --> 00:29:13,537 and you said nothing? 649 00:29:13,584 --> 00:29:15,014 Wives always say they'd want to know 650 00:29:15,064 --> 00:29:16,414 if their husbands were cheating, 651 00:29:16,457 --> 00:29:18,717 but they never forgive the person who tells them. 652 00:29:18,763 --> 00:29:20,413 But you're my best friend. 653 00:29:20,461 --> 00:29:22,901 And you're... one of mine. 654 00:29:24,595 --> 00:29:27,205 I'm so glad we had this talk. [chuckles softly] 655 00:29:32,516 --> 00:29:34,686 [tires screech] 656 00:29:35,693 --> 00:29:37,083 You still want to make love to me? 657 00:29:37,129 --> 00:29:38,789 Yeah. 658 00:29:38,827 --> 00:29:40,127 I'm free today at 4:00. 659 00:29:40,176 --> 00:29:41,216 Great. 660 00:29:41,264 --> 00:29:42,654 Where should we go? 661 00:29:42,700 --> 00:29:44,880 You're a man now. Figure it out. 662 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,750 [tires screech] 663 00:29:48,402 --> 00:29:50,802 [groans softly] 664 00:29:55,887 --> 00:29:57,937 Hi there. 665 00:29:57,976 --> 00:29:59,496 You're home early. 666 00:29:59,543 --> 00:30:00,713 I have a business dinner. 667 00:30:00,762 --> 00:30:02,512 I wanted to come home and shower first. 668 00:30:02,546 --> 00:30:05,026 Another business dinner. 669 00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:07,680 You've had a lot of those lately. 670 00:30:07,725 --> 00:30:09,765 Sorry, honey. 671 00:30:09,814 --> 00:30:11,814 Duty calls. 672 00:30:13,427 --> 00:30:15,997 Oh, before we get in there, got any Jade tips for me? 673 00:30:16,038 --> 00:30:17,428 You know, dos and don'ts? 674 00:30:17,474 --> 00:30:18,604 Stuff she likes, stuff she doesn't. 675 00:30:18,649 --> 00:30:20,219 Oh. You know that thing you do to me? 676 00:30:20,259 --> 00:30:21,519 With your tongue?The circle thing. 677 00:30:21,565 --> 00:30:22,525 Yeah.Yeah. 678 00:30:22,566 --> 00:30:23,696 Don't do that. 679 00:30:23,741 --> 00:30:25,181 You don't think she'd like that? 680 00:30:25,221 --> 00:30:26,181 No.Why not? 681 00:30:26,222 --> 00:30:27,702 Because I've never liked it. 682 00:30:27,745 --> 00:30:30,525 Copy that. Good tip. 683 00:30:30,574 --> 00:30:33,004 ♪ 684 00:30:41,019 --> 00:30:43,369 ♪ 685 00:30:50,333 --> 00:30:52,683 [water running] 686 00:30:57,688 --> 00:31:00,128 ♪ 687 00:31:18,492 --> 00:31:19,972 Honey, what are you doing? 688 00:31:21,016 --> 00:31:22,976 What is this? 689 00:31:23,018 --> 00:31:26,718 I want to try something I read in a book. 690 00:31:27,675 --> 00:31:29,895 I think you'll like it. 691 00:31:29,938 --> 00:31:31,288 Beth Ann... 692 00:31:31,330 --> 00:31:32,420 Shh. 693 00:31:32,462 --> 00:31:35,032 [whispers]: I have to concentrate. 694 00:31:37,424 --> 00:31:40,114 ♪ 695 00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:43,516 [panting] 696 00:31:47,346 --> 00:31:48,476 [groans] 697 00:31:48,522 --> 00:31:50,662 Hold still.Beth Ann. 698 00:31:51,655 --> 00:31:53,825 Oh, my God. 699 00:31:53,875 --> 00:31:55,485 Oh, my God. 700 00:31:55,529 --> 00:31:58,189 Oh, my God. 701 00:31:59,533 --> 00:32:01,443 Seriously, honey, that kind of hurts. 702 00:32:01,491 --> 00:32:02,841 I'll go slower. 703 00:32:02,884 --> 00:32:04,794 You really don't have to... 704 00:32:04,842 --> 00:32:06,852 Ow. Ow, ow, ow! 705 00:32:08,629 --> 00:32:10,589 [groans] 706 00:32:11,719 --> 00:32:13,549 [groans] 707 00:32:14,591 --> 00:32:16,511 Oh, dear. 708 00:32:16,550 --> 00:32:18,420 Oh! 709 00:32:18,465 --> 00:32:20,425 Oh. [chuckles] 710 00:32:20,467 --> 00:32:22,337 Oh, my God. 711 00:32:22,381 --> 00:32:24,171 I can't believe that just happened. 712 00:32:24,209 --> 00:32:25,259 [chuckles]Well, it did. 713 00:32:25,297 --> 00:32:26,557 [exhales][chuckles] 714 00:32:26,603 --> 00:32:29,253 Wow. 715 00:32:29,301 --> 00:32:32,181 I must have done something... 716 00:32:32,217 --> 00:32:34,087 really good in a past life. 717 00:32:34,132 --> 00:32:35,182 Like... 718 00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:37,750 like maybe I was Jesus or... 719 00:32:37,788 --> 00:32:39,358 or that guy that cured polio. 720 00:32:39,398 --> 00:32:40,658 What was his name? 721 00:32:40,704 --> 00:32:42,614 [sighs] Oh. 722 00:32:42,663 --> 00:32:44,053 Yeah. 723 00:32:44,099 --> 00:32:46,799 Yeah, that's right.[cooing] 724 00:32:46,841 --> 00:32:50,111 Yeah, it's all about you guys now. 725 00:32:50,148 --> 00:32:52,368 [exhales] So what can I do to help? 726 00:32:52,411 --> 00:32:53,591 [moaning softly] 727 00:32:53,630 --> 00:32:56,070 I'm open to suggestion. 728 00:32:57,068 --> 00:32:59,548 Hello? 729 00:32:59,593 --> 00:33:01,203 Hey, babe, can you just give us a minute?Yeah? 730 00:33:01,246 --> 00:33:03,336 Yeah, we're both very, very close. 731 00:33:03,379 --> 00:33:05,509 Oh. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Sure. 732 00:33:05,555 --> 00:33:06,985 I'm hungry. 733 00:33:07,035 --> 00:33:08,425 You guys hungry?[moaning softly] 734 00:33:08,471 --> 00:33:09,471 Whew. 735 00:33:09,516 --> 00:33:10,906 [sighs] 736 00:33:10,952 --> 00:33:12,742 I'm gonna get some pie. 737 00:33:12,780 --> 00:33:15,220 Whew. Yeah. 738 00:33:16,784 --> 00:33:19,954 ♪ 739 00:33:48,337 --> 00:33:50,337 ♪ 740 00:33:57,738 --> 00:33:59,608 ♪ 741 00:34:17,540 --> 00:34:19,940 ♪ 742 00:34:19,977 --> 00:34:21,977 [Taylor and Jade giggling] 743 00:34:32,250 --> 00:34:34,910 ♪ 744 00:35:05,414 --> 00:35:06,714 Simone. 745 00:35:08,809 --> 00:35:10,289 Hello, Tommy. 746 00:35:10,332 --> 00:35:12,082 You look nice. 747 00:35:12,116 --> 00:35:13,416 Thank you. 748 00:35:16,860 --> 00:35:18,780 I have the catering van all afternoon. 749 00:35:18,819 --> 00:35:20,649 Oh, clever idea switching cars. 750 00:35:20,690 --> 00:35:22,130 Where are we going? 751 00:35:22,170 --> 00:35:23,700 What do you mean, "Where are we going?" 752 00:35:23,737 --> 00:35:25,037 We're here. 753 00:35:30,744 --> 00:35:32,224 You can't be serious. 754 00:35:32,267 --> 00:35:34,917 You want to make love to me in a catering van? 755 00:35:34,965 --> 00:35:37,095 The futon is brand-new, and so are the sheets. 756 00:35:37,141 --> 00:35:39,891 Well, technically, they're tablecloths. 757 00:35:39,927 --> 00:35:41,967 There's no way I'm getting into your mobile sex den. 758 00:35:42,016 --> 00:35:42,976 [clattering] 759 00:35:43,017 --> 00:35:44,277 [gasps] 760 00:35:44,322 --> 00:35:45,372 For God's sake. 761 00:35:45,410 --> 00:35:46,590 Then come inside. 762 00:35:46,629 --> 00:35:47,629 Come on. 763 00:35:48,892 --> 00:35:50,072 Oh! 764 00:35:53,854 --> 00:35:57,464 So... what do you think? 765 00:35:57,509 --> 00:35:59,079 You like the candle? 766 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:00,650 It's sandalwood. 767 00:36:00,687 --> 00:36:02,867 All I can smell is pastrami. 768 00:36:02,906 --> 00:36:05,346 Oh, yeah. We catered a bris yesterday. 769 00:36:05,387 --> 00:36:06,427 I can't do this. 770 00:36:06,475 --> 00:36:08,035 Wait. 771 00:36:09,783 --> 00:36:11,253 [soft jazz playing] 772 00:36:11,306 --> 00:36:12,956 I even got us music. 773 00:36:13,003 --> 00:36:15,743 I don't care if you hired the Budapest String Quartet. 774 00:36:15,789 --> 00:36:18,009 I'm not fucking you in a van. 775 00:36:18,052 --> 00:36:19,932 Look, I know you were probably hoping for a nice hotel, 776 00:36:19,967 --> 00:36:21,967 but I can't afford that. I'm sorry. 777 00:36:22,012 --> 00:36:25,762 Don't be. I needed to remember this is a bad idea. Thank you. 778 00:36:25,799 --> 00:36:27,669 Wait-wait. So y-you're just leaving? 779 00:36:27,714 --> 00:36:29,364 You've always been a good kid. 780 00:36:29,411 --> 00:36:31,721 And you're becoming a good... friend, 781 00:36:31,761 --> 00:36:34,511 but let's not let a silly impulse ruin that, okay? 782 00:36:42,293 --> 00:36:43,853 Okay. 783 00:36:43,904 --> 00:36:45,074 Goodbye. 784 00:36:45,122 --> 00:36:46,952 Goodbye. 785 00:36:46,994 --> 00:36:48,994 ♪ 786 00:36:55,654 --> 00:36:57,654 [phone ringing] 787 00:36:58,875 --> 00:37:01,175 What will you tell the doctor? 788 00:37:01,225 --> 00:37:02,615 The truth. 789 00:37:02,661 --> 00:37:04,231 I was cut to shreds 790 00:37:04,272 --> 00:37:06,582 moments after my wife turned into a French whore. 791 00:37:06,622 --> 00:37:08,502 There's no need to be rude. 792 00:37:08,537 --> 00:37:11,277 Well, I'll be more pleasant once I've stopped bleeding profusely. 793 00:37:11,322 --> 00:37:13,412 For God's sake. What were you thinking? 794 00:37:13,455 --> 00:37:14,545 I wanted to surprise you. 795 00:37:14,586 --> 00:37:16,976 Well, next time bake a cake. 796 00:37:17,024 --> 00:37:21,374 I got the idea from... [whispering]: a sex manual. 797 00:37:21,419 --> 00:37:23,119 It said men like that sort of thing. 798 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:27,170 Well, men on shore leave, perhaps. Not me. 799 00:37:27,208 --> 00:37:28,858 Well, I had to do something. 800 00:37:28,905 --> 00:37:30,165 Why? 801 00:37:31,865 --> 00:37:33,685 I feel you pulling away from me. 802 00:37:35,390 --> 00:37:36,920 That's not true. 803 00:37:36,957 --> 00:37:39,217 It is. It absolutely is. Nah. 804 00:37:39,263 --> 00:37:41,873 It's work. I've been preoccupied. No. 805 00:37:41,918 --> 00:37:44,528 It's more than that. 806 00:37:44,573 --> 00:37:46,873 You're unhappy. 807 00:37:49,752 --> 00:37:52,192 I see it. 808 00:37:52,233 --> 00:37:54,923 Every day. 809 00:37:54,975 --> 00:37:58,415 You get up, you go to work, 810 00:37:58,456 --> 00:38:01,196 you come home, you eat dinner, 811 00:38:01,242 --> 00:38:03,722 you put on a smile for my benefit, 812 00:38:03,766 --> 00:38:05,766 and then you go to sleep. 813 00:38:05,812 --> 00:38:08,862 That's what your life is. 814 00:38:08,902 --> 00:38:11,692 And it's empty. 815 00:38:14,037 --> 00:38:15,907 Because of what we've suffered. 816 00:38:15,952 --> 00:38:18,782 Please don't talk about that. 817 00:38:23,786 --> 00:38:25,956 We've tried not talking about it, 818 00:38:26,006 --> 00:38:28,616 and it doesn't help. 819 00:38:28,660 --> 00:38:33,490 You're drowning in the routine of your existence. 820 00:38:36,581 --> 00:38:40,201 I know because I'm drowning alongside you. 821 00:38:44,111 --> 00:38:48,731 But maybe if we help each other... 822 00:38:48,767 --> 00:38:52,027 we can survive. 823 00:39:00,867 --> 00:39:02,867 I wish I was a better man. 824 00:39:02,912 --> 00:39:05,792 You are a fine man. 825 00:39:05,828 --> 00:39:08,348 I've made choices... 826 00:39:08,396 --> 00:39:10,006 I'm not proud of. 827 00:39:10,050 --> 00:39:13,010 Like what? 828 00:39:17,187 --> 00:39:19,017 Mr. Stanton? 829 00:39:19,059 --> 00:39:22,059 The doctor will see you now. 830 00:39:22,105 --> 00:39:24,275 Oh. Okay. 831 00:39:27,197 --> 00:39:28,587 I'll be back soon. 832 00:39:28,633 --> 00:39:29,803 Rob. 833 00:39:29,852 --> 00:39:31,902 I'm glad we had this little talk. 834 00:39:31,941 --> 00:39:34,031 I feel better. 835 00:39:39,949 --> 00:39:42,559 [both sigh] 836 00:39:42,604 --> 00:39:44,954 That was fun, huh? 837 00:39:44,998 --> 00:39:48,348 I mean, I knew sex was cool, because I'm not a virgin, 838 00:39:48,392 --> 00:39:50,352 but my limited experience 839 00:39:50,394 --> 00:39:52,004 with the girls on the drill team 840 00:39:52,048 --> 00:39:55,008 did not prepare me for that. 841 00:39:55,051 --> 00:39:57,401 [sighs] 842 00:39:57,445 --> 00:39:59,665 Simone? 843 00:39:59,708 --> 00:40:02,928 Hey, are you okay? 844 00:40:02,972 --> 00:40:04,452 Yes. 845 00:40:04,495 --> 00:40:06,325 Are you sure? Because y-you seem upset. 846 00:40:06,367 --> 00:40:08,887 No. 847 00:40:08,935 --> 00:40:12,975 [scoffs] I now realize what I've been missing for... 848 00:40:13,026 --> 00:40:15,066 God, such a very long time. 849 00:40:15,115 --> 00:40:18,505 So you and Mr. Grove never...? 850 00:40:18,553 --> 00:40:20,423 Not for years. 851 00:40:20,468 --> 00:40:22,728 I told myself it's marriage. Passion fades. 852 00:40:22,774 --> 00:40:24,684 That's what happens when you get old. 853 00:40:24,733 --> 00:40:26,343 You're not old. 854 00:40:26,387 --> 00:40:28,087 You're a goddess. 855 00:40:28,128 --> 00:40:31,388 Well, the temple's been closed for quite some time. 856 00:40:31,435 --> 00:40:33,085 But thank you. 857 00:40:33,133 --> 00:40:37,263 For reminding me that I'm still alive. 858 00:40:37,311 --> 00:40:39,271 You want to do it again? 859 00:40:39,313 --> 00:40:42,003 Yes. What day's good for you? 860 00:40:42,055 --> 00:40:43,145 No, I meant now. 861 00:40:43,186 --> 00:40:44,706 Now? 862 00:40:44,753 --> 00:40:46,623 You can go again already? 863 00:40:49,671 --> 00:40:53,241 Ah, youth. 864 00:40:56,765 --> 00:40:58,375 TAYLOR: Eli? 865 00:40:58,419 --> 00:41:00,249 [footfalls approaching] 866 00:41:00,290 --> 00:41:02,290 In here. 867 00:41:04,555 --> 00:41:06,855 I got to hand it to you, babe. 868 00:41:06,905 --> 00:41:09,815 That was some kind of fun. 869 00:41:09,865 --> 00:41:11,735 Oh, I'm so glad we went there. 870 00:41:11,780 --> 00:41:14,220 It was absolutely... 871 00:41:14,261 --> 00:41:16,181 Wow. 872 00:41:17,568 --> 00:41:18,958 Yeah. 873 00:41:20,093 --> 00:41:22,173 That's it? 874 00:41:22,225 --> 00:41:25,005 Hey, you don't get a lot of I-told-you-sos with me, babe. 875 00:41:25,054 --> 00:41:27,404 Don't waste this one. 876 00:41:29,841 --> 00:41:31,191 What's wrong? 877 00:41:31,234 --> 00:41:33,144 Nothing. 878 00:41:33,193 --> 00:41:35,193 Are you sulking? 879 00:41:35,238 --> 00:41:36,938 No.Then what's up? 880 00:41:36,979 --> 00:41:38,589 'Cause you don't look like a man who just had 881 00:41:38,633 --> 00:41:40,063 his lifelong dream fulfilled. 882 00:41:40,113 --> 00:41:41,893 I need to ask you something. 883 00:41:41,940 --> 00:41:42,990 Okay. 884 00:41:44,204 --> 00:41:46,374 You in love with her? 885 00:41:51,515 --> 00:41:52,815 I knew it. 886 00:41:52,864 --> 00:41:54,774 Six months. 887 00:41:54,823 --> 00:41:58,343 That... should have been my first clue. 888 00:41:58,392 --> 00:42:01,092 I think you're jumping to conclusions here. 889 00:42:01,134 --> 00:42:02,654 I saw the way that you looked at her. 890 00:42:02,700 --> 00:42:04,360 When? 891 00:42:04,398 --> 00:42:05,708 I was there in the doorway. 892 00:42:05,747 --> 00:42:07,877 You two were holding each other and... 893 00:42:07,923 --> 00:42:11,963 I can't remember the last time you looked at me like that. 894 00:42:17,541 --> 00:42:19,551 Honey. 895 00:42:21,023 --> 00:42:22,633 This isn't about me. 896 00:42:22,677 --> 00:42:24,637 This is about you. 897 00:42:24,679 --> 00:42:26,679 Don't do that. 898 00:42:26,724 --> 00:42:29,244 You've been insecure lately because of your career. 899 00:42:29,292 --> 00:42:31,252 Are you in love with her? 900 00:42:32,861 --> 00:42:33,991 No. 901 00:42:36,430 --> 00:42:40,000 Really? Because... that look. 902 00:42:41,609 --> 00:42:43,129 Look, I'll admit, 903 00:42:43,176 --> 00:42:45,566 she's more than just another hookup. 904 00:42:45,613 --> 00:42:48,223 And I should have told you about her a long time ago. 905 00:42:48,268 --> 00:42:50,918 But my love story... 906 00:42:50,966 --> 00:42:54,096 is with you. 907 00:42:54,143 --> 00:42:56,493 And it always will be. 908 00:42:58,060 --> 00:42:59,280 Okay? 909 00:43:01,585 --> 00:43:06,285 I guess I have been feeling a little insecure lately. 910 00:43:06,329 --> 00:43:08,249 Yeah. 911 00:43:08,288 --> 00:43:10,468 And when you guys didn't come downstairs... 912 00:43:10,507 --> 00:43:12,507 I'm sorry about that. 913 00:43:12,553 --> 00:43:13,763 Truly. 914 00:43:15,295 --> 00:43:17,775 Are we good? 915 00:43:20,169 --> 00:43:21,829 [chuckles] 916 00:43:21,866 --> 00:43:23,346 Yeah, we're good. 917 00:43:25,870 --> 00:43:27,790 Hey. 918 00:43:27,829 --> 00:43:29,619 I thought we were having pie. 919 00:43:29,657 --> 00:43:32,227 Yes, we are. We are. 920 00:43:32,268 --> 00:43:33,488 Great. 921 00:43:33,530 --> 00:43:34,930 Just don't expect ice cream. 922 00:43:34,966 --> 00:43:36,356 Unless you guys like it drinkable. 923 00:43:47,370 --> 00:43:49,680 KARL: Oh, hello. 924 00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:51,900 Where have you been?You committed adultery, Karl. 925 00:43:51,940 --> 00:43:53,730 That means you're no longer entitled 926 00:43:53,768 --> 00:43:55,548 to keep tabs on my life. 927 00:43:55,596 --> 00:43:57,336 Eh, fair enough. 928 00:43:57,380 --> 00:43:58,950 Did you go to the gym? 929 00:43:58,990 --> 00:44:01,210 Why? Oh, I don't know. 930 00:44:01,254 --> 00:44:03,774 You seem, uh, energized. 931 00:44:03,821 --> 00:44:05,911 Do I? 932 00:44:05,954 --> 00:44:08,564 Yes. Have you embarked on a new exercise regimen? 933 00:44:08,609 --> 00:44:12,089 As a matter of fact, I have. 934 00:44:12,134 --> 00:44:16,614 And I plan on working out as often as I can. 935 00:44:16,660 --> 00:44:18,660 ♪ 936 00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:33,070 Well, I should get going. 937 00:44:34,461 --> 00:44:35,731 Going? 938 00:44:35,766 --> 00:44:38,636 To my dinner meeting. 939 00:44:38,682 --> 00:44:40,822 You've just gotten back from the hospital. 940 00:44:40,858 --> 00:44:42,378 I feel fine. 941 00:44:42,425 --> 00:44:45,945 Surely whomever you're meeting with has already left. 942 00:44:45,994 --> 00:44:48,344 I called the restaurant. 943 00:44:48,388 --> 00:44:50,778 They're still there. 944 00:44:55,308 --> 00:44:57,088 Oh. 945 00:44:58,441 --> 00:45:00,491 Rob, please don't go. 946 00:45:00,530 --> 00:45:01,790 Honey. 947 00:45:01,836 --> 00:45:05,406 This has been an awkward night. 948 00:45:05,448 --> 00:45:09,408 I really do think you and I need some time together. 949 00:45:13,064 --> 00:45:15,024 I need to make an appearance. 950 00:45:15,066 --> 00:45:18,806 They must be important clients. 951 00:45:18,853 --> 00:45:21,113 Very important. 952 00:45:21,159 --> 00:45:23,289 Don't wait up. 953 00:45:24,337 --> 00:45:26,947 [door closes] 954 00:45:26,991 --> 00:45:29,001 ♪ 955 00:45:53,975 --> 00:45:55,975 ♪ 956 00:46:00,024 --> 00:46:01,984 Captioning sponsored by CBS 957 00:46:02,026 --> 00:46:04,766 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org