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...ÃåáÇð íÇ ÚÒíÒí¡ æÇáÏÊß ÊÊßáã. ÃÕÛ¡ ÃÚáã ÈÃäß ãÔÛæá ÌÏÇð Hi, honey, this is your mother. Listen, I know you're very busy...
ÈÓÈÈ æÙíÝÊß ÇáÌÏíÏÉ áßä ÃÑÌæß ÍÇæá ÇáÃÊÕÇá ÈäÇ with the new job but please try and call us.
åá æÕáÊß ÓÊÑÉ ÚíÏ ãíáÇÏß ÇáÕæÝíÉ ÇáÊí ÃÑÓäÇåÇ Ãáíß¿ Did you get the birthday sweater we sent?
Óäßæä Ýí ÇáãäÒá ØæÇá ÚØáÉ äåÇíÉ ÇáÃÓÈæÚ¡ ÈÇí We'll be home all weekend. Bye.
åÇæÇÑÏ¡ Ìíã íÊßáã. äÍä áÇäÒÇá Úáì ãæÚÏäÇ ááÚÈ ßÑÉ ÇáãÖÑÈ íæã ÇáÓÈÊ Howard, Jim here. We still set for racquet ball on Saturday.
ÑÏ Úáí íÇ ÕÏíÞí¡ ÈÇí ÈÇí Give me a shout, Buddy, bye-bye.
ãÑÍÈÇð¡ æäÏí ÊÊßáã. áÞÏ ÍáãÊ ÍáãÇð ãËíÑÇð ÇááíáÉ ÇáãÇÖíÉ íÇ åÇæí Hi, it's Wendy. I had this really intense dream last night, Howie.
...Ýí ÇáÍáã ßäÊ ÃãÑÑ ÃÕÇÈÚí Èíä ÑíÔÇÊß æÝÌÃÉ I was running my fingers through your feathers, and all...
...ÍÓäÇð¡ ãä ÇáÃÝÖá Ãä ÊÃÊí ÇááíáÉ æÓÃÎÈÑß of a sudden well, you better come over tonight and I'll show you...
ãÇ ÇáÐí ÍÏË ÈÚÏ Ðáß¡ ãÚ ÇáÓáÇãÉ ÇáÂä íÇ åÇæí what really happened next. Ciao for now, Howie.
ÃåáÇð¡ æåÇåæ Ñíßí íÚæÏ ËÇäíÉð ãÚ ãÊÚÉ ÑÞÕÇÊ ÝÑíäÒí Hey, Ricky's back with you again for lots more Dance Frenzy excitement.
ÃÞÏã áßã ÇáÒæÌ ÑÞã 3 æåæ ÝÑíÞ ÇáÑÞÕÇÊ ÇááÇÊíäíÉ ÇáãÍÈæÈ Here's couple number three our lovely Latin dance team...
ÇáÞÇÏã ãä ÔáÇáÇÊ æíÏÝæÑÏ¡ ÌÇÑáÓ íÚãá ãÔÛá ãßÇÆä ÏÑÌÉ Ãæáì Ýí ÇáÈÍÑíÉ from Wedford Falls, Charles is a Machinist First Class in the Navy...
æÒæÌÊå ÇáÚÒíÒÉ ãíÏÌ ÊÚãá Ýí ãÌÇá ÃæÑÇÞ ÇááÚÈ and his darling wife, Madge, is a blackjack dealer.
íÇáåÇ ãä ÑÞÕÉ ÈÏíÚÉ áÌÇÑáÓ æãíÏÌ Just a super jock dance. Charles and Madge.
åíÇ¡ ÕÝÞæÇ áåã íÇ ÌãÇÚÉ Come on, let's hear for them, folks.
ãÇ ÇáÃãÑ íÇ ÌæÑÌ¿ What's the matter, George?
åá åí ÇáÍßÉ ËÇäíÉð¿ áÏí ÇáÔíÁ ÇáãäÇÓÈ áß Jock itch again? I've got just the thing.
áã áÇ ÊÃÎÐ ÌÑÚÉ ãä ÏæÇÁ ÔæÑÊ ÈáÇÓÊÑÒ¿ Here. Why not take a shot of New Shorts Blaster?
...Ãäå íÖãä ÃÒÇáÉ ÝØÑíÇÊ ÇáÑíÔ ÍÊì It's guaranteed to wipe out feather fungus in even...
- Ýí ÇáÃãÇßä ÇáÍÓÇÓÉ - ÏæÇÁ ÔæÑÊ ÈáÇÓÊíÑÒ - the most active crotches. - Shorts Blaster.
ÈÇáÃÖÇÝÉ Çáì Ðáß¡ ÝÞÏ ÑÈÍÊ ÓíÇÑÉ ÌÏíÏÉ áßä åÐÇ áíÓ ßá ÔíÁ In addiction, you've won a new car. But that's not all.
ÝÑíÏ ÃäÇ ÃÍÈß ßËíÑÇð Fred, I love you so much.
- Ãä ÇáÃãÑ íÄáãäí ÌÏÃð - áÞÏ ãÇÊ - It hurts like hell. - He's dead.
ÊÓÚ æÓÈÚæä ÏæáÇÑ æÎãÓ æÊÓÚæä ÓäÊÇð¿ ÃäÓ ÇáÃãÑ $79,95? Forget it!
ÊÓÚ æÃÑÈÚæä ÏæáÇÑÇð æÊÓÚ æÊÓÚæä ÓäÊÇð¿ ãÓÊÍíá $49,99? No way.
!ÃäÇ ãÌäæä æÃÓÚÇÑí ãÎÈæáÉ I'm crazy and my prices are insane!
ãÚ ãä ÃÌÑæÇ ãÞÇÈáÉ åÐÇ ÇáÔåÑ¿ Who did they interview this month?
ÌãíáÊí ÇáÕÛíÑÉ My little airbrush beauty.
ãÇÐÇ¿ What?
!ßáÇ¡ ÃäåÇ åÒÉ ÃÑÖíÉ No, it's a quake!
!áÇ ÃÓÊØíÚ ÇáäåæÖ I can't get up!
ãÇ ÇáÐí íÍÏË åäÇ¿ What's going on here?
ßÇíÓí åá ÓãÚÊ ÔíÆÇð¿ Casey, did you hear something?
ÃäÇ ÝÊÇÉ ãÍÙæÙÉ ÌÏÇð ææÇÞÚÉ Ýí ÇáÍÈ I'm such a lucky girl I'm in love
Çáßæä The Cosmos.
ÚæÇáã æÑÇÁ ÚæÇáã¡ ÚæÇáã áÇ äåÇíÉ áåã Countless worlds upon worlds. Worlds without end.
Ýí åÐå ÇáãÌÑÇÊ ÊÙåÑ ÌãíÚ ÇáÍÞÇÆÞ ÇáããßäÉ In these galaxies every possible reality exits.
æßá ÍÞíÞÉ ãæÌæÏÉ Úáì Ãí ãäåã ÊÚÊÈÑ ÎíÇáÇð ÈÇáäÓÈÉ ááÚæÇáã ÇáÃÎÑì And what is reality on any one world is mere fantasy on all others.
æåäÇ¡ ßá ãÇ åæ ÍÞíÞÉ æßá ãÇ åæ æåã Here, all is real and all is illusion.
ãÇ åæ æãÇ ßÇä æãÇ Óíßæä íÈÏÃ åäÇ ÈåÐå ÇáßáãÇÊ What is, what was and what will be start here with the words.
...Ýí ÇáÈÏÇíÉ ßÇä åäÇáß In the beginning there was...
ÇáÈØÉ åÇæÇÑÏ "Howard the Duck".
!íÇ Çáåí Boy!
ÃäÇ ÈØÉ ãíÊÉ I'm a dead duck.
åíå ÊÚÇá Hey, come on.
!áÇ No!
åíå ÈäÏÑ¡ ÃÏÎá íÇ ÝÑÇäßäæíÏ æÃÎíÑÇð æÌÏäÇ áß ãæÚÏÇð Bender, go on in, Frankenweed. We finally found you a date.
ãÇ åÐÇ¿ What is this?
åÐÇ ÇáÒí áÇ íÎÏÚäí¡ ããäæÚ ÏÎæá ÇáÃØÝÇá That costume doesn't fool me. No kids allowed.
- åíÇ ÃíåÇ ÇáÝÊì - ÇäÊÙÑ ÏÞíÞÉ Ãäå ÑÝíÞí - Come on, Kid. - Wait a minute, that's my date.
áÞÏ ÞáÊ ÃÈÊÚÏæÇ Úä ÇáØÑíÞ I said out of the way!
!ßáÇ¡ ÃäÊÙÑí No, wait!
!ÃíåÇ ÇáãÎíÝ ÇáÕÛíÑ You little creep!
ÃÈÊÚÏ Úä ÚÑÈÊí ÃíåÇ ÇáãÊÎáÝ ÇáÞÐÑ Get away from my cart, you filthy degenerated.
- !íÇááãíÓÍ¡ áÞÏ áãÓäí - ãÇ åÐÇ ÈÍÞ ÇáÌÍíã¿ - Christ, it touched me! - What the hell is it?
!áã Ãßä ÃÍÇæá Ãä ÃÝÚá Ãí ÔíÁ¡ ÈÕÑÇÍÉ I wasn't trying anything! Honest!
!ÃÏåÓå ÈÑÌáß Step on him!
!ÃÕÚÏ Çáì ÇáÃÚáì Up, up and away!
åá ÃäÊ ãÓÊÚÏÉ áÓãÇÚ ÞÕÉ ÑÇÆÚÉ¿ Are you ready for an incredible story?
- !ÃÈÚÏíå¡ ÃÈÚÏíå - !áÇ - Waste it, man, waste it! - No!
áäÊÍÏË Úä ÐßÑíÇÊ íæã ÓíÁ Talk about a rotten day
- áÞÏ ÑÃíÊ ÚÑÖß ááÊæ - ÚÙíã¡ ÔßÑÇð - Just saw your show. - Great, thanks.
- ÈíÝíÑáí äÍä äÍÈ ãæÓíÞÇß - Çáì ÇááÞÇÁ ÇáÂä - Beverly, we love your music. - Goodbye now.
åá ÊÓÊØíÚíä Ãä ÊæÞÚí Úáì ÞãíÕí¿ Could I have your autograph on my shirt?
æÃäÇ ÃíÖÇð Úáì ãáÇÈÓí ÇáÏÇÎáíÉ¿ Me too. On my shorts?
Ìãíá ÌÏÇð¡ ÝÞØ ÃÈÊÚÏæÇ ÍÓäÇð¿ Real charming. Just go away, okay?
!äÍä äÊÍÏË Ãáíß íÇ äÌãÉ ÇáÑæß ÇáßÈíÑÉ We're talking to you, big Rock Star!
- !áÇ ÊÝÚáæÇ Ãí ÔíÁ - áÇ ÊÊßÈÑí ÚáíäÇ - Don't do anything! - Don't go snot nose on us.
- äÍä ÃÝÖá ãÔÌÚíä áß - !ÏÚæäí ÃÐåÈ - We're your biggest fans. - Let me go!
!ÇáäÌÏÉ ÓÇÚÏæäí ÇáäÌÏÉ Help somebody, help! Help!
!ÊÚÇáí Çáì åäÇ ÃíÊåÇ ÇáãÊßÈÑÉ Come here, snot nose!
íßÝí åÐÇ¡ áä Ãßæä ÈØÉ áØíÝÉ ÈÚÏ ÃáÂä That's it. No more Mister Nice Duck!
ÏÚæÇ ÇáãÎáæÞÉ ÇáÃäËì æÔÃäåÇ Let the female creature go.
áßá ÈØÉ ÍÏæÏåÇ¡ æÃäÊãÇ ÃíåÇ ÇáãÛÝáÇä ÌÚáÊãÇäí ÃÝÞÏ ÕÈÑí Every duck's got his limit, and you scum have pushed me over the line.
Ìíãí åá ÊÑì ãÇ ÃÑì¿ Jimmy, do you like see what I see?
- ÈØÉ ÊÊßáã¿ - äÚã Êáß åí - A talking duck? - Yeah. That's it.
!áÞÏ ßäÊ ÃÞæã ÈÇáÊÕÝíÑ ßËíÑÇð¡ ÃÈÊÚÏ I've been doing too much toot. Fly away!
áÇ ÃÍÏ íÖÍß Úáì ÃÓÊÇÐ Ýí Ýä ÇáßæÇß-Ýæ ÇáÞÊÇáí No one laughs at a master of Quack-Foo!
Ìíãí¡ åá ÃäÊ ÈÎíÑ¿ Jimmy, you okay?
!ÃÈÊÚÏí Úäí Get off me!
!ÃíåÇ ÇáãÎíÝ¡ ÃÈÊÚÏ ãä åäÇ You, creep, get out of here!
!ÃäÊ ÊßÓÑ ÃÕÇÈÚí You're breaking my fingers!
ÇáÂä¡ ÃäÊ æØÝáß ÓÊäÕÑÝÇä¡ ÃáíÓ ßÐáß íÇ ÓíÏ ÒÊÒ¿ Now, you and baby face are gonna beat it, right, Mr. Zitz?
!ÞÈá Ãä ÃÛÖÈ ÝÚáÇð Before I get really mad!
!ÊÚÇá¡ áäÐåÈ ãä åäÇ Come on! Let's get out of here!
ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ åÐÇ áíÓ ÇáãßÇä ÇáãäÇÓÈ áÈØÉ ÍÓÇÓÉ æÐßíÉ This is obviously no place for an intelligent, sensitive duck.
åÐÇ áíÓ ÍÞíÞíÇð¡ ÃÚäí åÐÇ áÇ íãßä Ãä íßæä This is unreal. I mean, it can't be.
- ÔßÑÇð - ÃäÊ áÓÊ ÝÚáÇð ÈØÉ¿ - Thanks. - You're not really a duck?
ÃÊÚáãíä¡ åÐå ÊÚÊÈÑ ÈÏÇíÉ ÇáÊÞæíÖ ÇáÌÇÏ áÃÍÊÑÇãí ÇáÐÇÊí You know, this is beginning to seriously undermine my self-esteem.
ÃäÇ ÂÓÝÉ¡ ÃÚÊÞÏ Ãäå íÌÈ Ãä ÃÔßÑß áÃÈÚÇÏß åÄáÇÁ ÇáÑÌÇá I'm sorry, I guess I should thank you for chasing those guys off.
- åá ÃäÊ ÈÎíÑ¿ - äÚã¡ ããÊÇÒ - Are you okay? - Yeah, sure. Terrific.
ÃäÇ ÝÞØ áÏí ÓÄÇá ÚãáÇÞ æÇÍÏ¡ Ãíä ÃäÇ¿ I just have one giant question. Where am I?
...ÇáÃÖæÇÁ åäÇß åí ÃÖæÇÁ ÔÇÑÚ ÑÞã 9 æ The lights up there are Ninth Street and...
æÇáÍÇÝáÉ ÊÞÝ ÚäÏ ãäØÞÉ ÈÇæá the bus stops at the corner of Powell.
áÇ¡ áÇ¡ áÇ¡áÇ ÓÄÇáí åæ Úä ÇáãßÇä¿ No, no, no, no. I'm asking, what is this place?
- ßáíÝáÇäÏ¿ - ßáíÝáÇäÏ¿ - Cleveland? - Cleveland?
Çäå ÃÓã ÛÑíÈ æãäÇÓÈ ÌÏÇð áåÐÇ ÇáßæßÈ That's a perfect weird name for this planet.
ßæßÈ¿ áÇ ÃäÇ ÃÞÕÏ ÇáãÏíäÉ Planet? No, no, that's a city.
ÇáßæßÈ åæ¡ ÃáÇ ÊÚÑÝ ÇáßæßÈ¿ The planet's You don't know the planet?
ÇáßæßÈ íÏÚì ÇáÃÑÖ Úáì ãÇ ÃÚÊÞÏ The planet's called Earth, I think.
æÃäÇ ÝÚáÇð Ýí æÓØ äæÚ ãä ÃäæÇÚ ÇáßæÇÈíÓ ÇáÓíÆÉ And I'm obviously in some sort of terrible nightmare.
ÍÞÇð¿ ßÇÈæÓß Ãã ßÇÈæÓí Yeah? Your nightmare or mine?
ÃÍÓäÊ ÇáßáÇã Good point.
áÐÇ¡ ÃÙä Çäå ãä ÇáÃÝÖá Ãä ÃÐåÈ So, I guess I better be going.
ÔßÑÇð ËÇäíÉð Thanks again.
ÈÇí Bye.
ÃÕÛ¡ åá áÏíß ãßÇä ÊÐåÈ Ãáíå¿ Listen? You got someplace to go?
ÇÐÇ ßÇä áÏí ãßÇä ÃÐåÈ Ãáíå ÝÈÇáÊÃßíÏ áä íßæä ßáíÝáÇäÏ If I had someplace to go, I certainly wouldn't be in Cleveland.
ÊÚÇá Come on.
ãßÇä áØíÝ¡ åá ÍÞÇð ÊÏÝÚíä ÇáäÞæÏ áÊÚíÔí åäÇ¿ Nice place. Do you pay to live here?
Ãäå ÑÎíÕ. ãÏíÑ ÝÑÞÊí æÌÏå áí It's cheap. The manager of my band found it for me.
ÃÞÊÑÍ Úáíß ÃíÌÇÏ ãÏíÑ ÌÏíÏ I suggest you find a new manager.
ÃÑÛÈ ÈÐáß¡ áßäí ãÑÊÈØÉ ÈÚÞÏ ãÚ Ðáß ÇáÝÇÓÏ I'd love to, but we got this damn contract with this sleazoid.
Ãäå áä íÚØíäÇ ÍÊì ÇáãÇá ÇáÐí íÏíä áäÇ Èå He won't even give us the money he owes us.
ÊÝÖá ÈÇáÏÎæá Come on in.
Ãäå äæÚ ãä ÇáÃãÇßä ÇáßÇÑËíÉ It's sort of a disaster area.
áßä ßäÇ äÚãá Úáì ÈÚÖ ÇáÃÛÇäí ÇáÌÏíÏÉ Ýí ÇáÝÊÑÉ ÇáÃÎíÑÉ ßãÇ ÊÚáã We've been working on some new songs, you know.
...ÇáÝÑÞÉ ÊÏÚì ÌíÑí ÈæãÈ¡ ÍÓäÇð See, the band's called Cherry Bomb and, well...
áØÇáãÇ ÚÒÝäÇ Êáß ÇáÃÛÇäí ãäÊÙÑíä ÝÑÕÊäÇ ÇáßÈíÑÉ ááäÌÇÍ we've been playing these grungy mong-holes waiting for our big break.
...áíÓÊ áÏíß ÝßÑÉ ÚãÇ ÃÊÍÏË Úäå¡ íÇ ÓíÏ You don't have any idea what I'm talking about, do you Mister...
- ÃåáÇð - ÈØÉ¿ - Hello. - Duck?
- ÃÓãí åÇæÇÑÏ ÔßÑÇð ÌÒíáÇð - ÕÍíÍ¡ åÇæÇÑÏ - It's Howard, thank you. - Right, Howard.
ÃåáÇð Èß ÃäÇ ÈíÝíÑáí Hi, I'm Beverly.
ÃÕÛ¡ åá ÊÑÛÈ ÈÃä ÊÃßá Ãæ ÊÔÑÈ ÔíÆÇð¿ Listen, would you like something to eat or drink?
ÍáíÈ¿ ÃÓÊØíÚ ÕÈå Ýí æÚÇÁ Milk? I could put it in a bowl.
íÇ ÍáæÉ ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÔÑÈ Ýí ÃæÚíÉ åá áÏíß ÈíÑÉ¿ Doll, I don't drink out of bowls. You got a beer?
ÈíÑÉ¿ ÕÍíÍ¡ ÈíÑÉ ÕÍíÍ Beer? Right, beer, right.
íÇ Çáåí¡ åÐÇ áÇ íÕÏÞ God, I can't believe this.
- ÓÃÖÚß ÃäÇ Ýí æÚÇÁ - ãÇÐÇ¿ - I'll put you in a bowl. - What?
ÃÚØäí ÝÑÕÉ Give me a break.
- ãÇ åÐÇ¿ - ÇäåÇ ÍÞíÈÉ - What's this? - It's a purse.
- áÞÏ ÍÕáÊ ÚáíåÇ Úä ØÑíÞ ÇáãÞÇíÖÉ - ÌíÏ - I got it at a swap meet. - Cute.
...ÃÓÝÉ áÃääí ãÖÑÈÉ. ÇäÇ ÝÞØ áã Ãßä ãÚ I'm sorry I'm so nervous. It's just that I've never been around a...
ÃÚäí¡ áã ÃãÊáß ÍíæÇä ÃáíÝ Ãæ Ãí ÔíÁ ÃÊÚáã Ðáß¿ I mean, I've never even had any pets or anything, you know?
...Ãäåã ãÒÚÌæä ÌÏÇð ßãÇ ÊÚáã¡ ÃØÚÇãåã They seem like such a hassle. You know, feeding them...
- æÊäÙíÝ ÝÖáÇÊåã - ÓÃÍÇæá Ãä Çßæä ÍÐÑÇð - cleaning up their little poo-poos. - I'll try to be careful.
...ßáÇ¡ áã ÃÞÕÏ ÈÃäß No, I didn't mean that you...
...ÃäÙÑ¡ áã áÇ ÊÌáÓ ÝÞØ Look, why don't you just sit down...
- ÍÓäÇð æáã áÇ¿ - æÊÃÎÐ ÑÇÍÊß - Okay, why not? - And make yourself at home.
- ÃÎÐ ÑÇÍÊí¿ ÃÊãäì Ðáß - ÃÕÛ - Make myself at home? I wish. - Listen.
!ßáÇ¡ áíÓ ËÇäíÉ No, not again!
åÇæÇÑÏ ßá ÔíÁ ÈÎíÑ¡ åá ÃäÊ Úáì ãÇ íÑÇã¿ Howard, it's okay. Are you all right?
- ÇáßÑÓí ÈÏÃ ÈÇáÃåÊÒÇÒ - áÞÏ ßÇäÊ ÔÇÍäÉ ßÈíÑÉ ÊãÑ ÈÇáÌæÇÑ ÝÞØ - The chair started shaking. - It was just a big truck going by.
ÔÇÍäÉ¿ ßäÊ ÃÚÑÝ Ðáß A truck? I knew that.
!ãÇ áÇ ÃÚÑÝå åæ ãÇ ÇáÐí ÃÝÚáå åäÇ What I don't know is what the hell I'm doing here!
Ãä ÇáÃãÑ íÈÏæ ãËá ÇáÞíÇã ÈÓÝÑÉ ãÒÚÌÉ ÃÞÕÏ ÇáæÞæÚ ÈãÔßáÉ ÊÍÏíÏ åæíÉ It's like a bad trip. I mean, talk about an identity crisis.
äÚã¡ Ãäå áÔíÁ ÝÙíÚ Yeah, what an awful thing to happen.
...åÇæÇÑÏ¡ áÞÏ ßäÊ ÃÊÓÇÁá ÝÞØ Howard, I was just kinda wondering...
åá ÓßÇä ßæßÈß íÔÈåæß¿ does everybody in your planet look like you?
- ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ áãÇÐÇ¿ - áÇ íæÌÏ ÓÈÈ áÞÏ ßäÊ ÃÊÓÇÁá ÝÍÓÈ - Obviously, why? - No reason, just wondered.
ãÇÐÇ ÊÚãá Ýí æØäß¿ åá áÏíß æÙíÝÉ¿ åá ÊÏÑÓ Ýí ãÏÑÓÉ¿ So, what do you do back home? You got a job? You go to school?
- áÞÏ ÏÑÓÊ Ýí ßáíÉ ÇáØÈ áÝÊÑÉ ãä ÇáæÞÊ - ßäÊ ÊÏÑÓ Ýí ßáíÉ ÇáØÈ¿ - I went to med school for a while. - You went to med school?
äÚã æÇáÏí ÃÑÇÏÇäí Ãä ÃÕÈÍ ØÈíÈÇð Yeah, my parents wanted me to be a doctor.
ÌÑÇÍ ÊÌãíá ÍÊì ÃÌäí ÇáßËíÑ ãä ÇáãÇá æÃÞæã ÈÃÚãÇá ßÈíÑÉ ãËá Úãá ËäíÇÊ ááÐíæá Plastic surgeon, making big bucks, doing big jobs, tail tucks.
- ãÇÐÇ ÍÏË¿ - ÊÑßÊ ÇáÏÑÇÓÉ - What happened? - I dropped out.
æÞÑÑÊ Ãä ÃËÞÝ äÝÓí Ýí ÇáÚÇáã ÇáÍÞíÞí Ýí ÇáÔÇÑÚ And I decided to educate myself in the real world, on the streets.
áÐÇ¡ ßäÊ ÃÄáÝ ÃÛÇäí Ýí Çááíá æÃÚãá Ýí ÇáÈäÇÁ Ýí ÇáäåÇÑ So, I wrote songs at night and did construction work by day.
åÐÇ ÔíÁ ÚÙíã ßãÇ ÊÚáã ÃäÇ ÃÄáÝ ÇÛÇäí ÃíÖÇð That sounds great. You know, I write songs too.
- ...Ãí äæÚ ãä - ÃÕÛ¡ åÐÇ ÛíÑ ãåã - What kind of... - Listen, it doesn't matter.
ßá åÐÇ ßÇä ÍáãÇð ßÇÐÈÇð ...áÞÏ ÓÆãÊ ãä ÇáÌãíÚ æåã íÞæáæä It was all a pipe dream. I got so tired of everyone saying...
ÃäÖÌ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ ÃÚÊÞÏ ÈÃääí äÖÌÊ æÃÎíÑÇð "Grow up, Howard". I guess I finally did.
ÇáÔåÑ ÇáãÇÖí ÍÕáÊ Úáì ãÇ íÓãì ÈÇáÚãá ÇáæÇÚÏ Last month I got what they call a "promising job".
- ÍÞÇð¿ æãÇ åæ¿ - ãÄáÝ ÃÚáÇäÇÊ - Yeah? Doing what? - Advertising copywriter.
ÔíÆíä ÃËäíä ÝÞØ íáÇãÓÇä ÑíÔÇÊí åãÇ ÒíÊ "ØÇÆÑ Çááíá" æåæ Only two things touch my feathers, this "Oil of Night Fowl" and him.
ÃäÇ ÃáÝÊ åÐÇ I wrote that.
åÇæÇÑÏ¡ íÈÏæ Ãäß ÊæÇÌå ãÊÇÚÈ Ýí ÇáÚãá Howard, it sort of sounds like you sold out.
...ÑÈãÇ áßä áÇÒáÊ ÃÍíÇäÇð ÃÔÚÑ Maybe. But sometimes I still get this feeling...
ÈÃä åäÇáß ÞÏÑÇð ããíÒÇð ÈÇäÊÙÇÑí there's some kind of special destiny waiting for me.
åÇæÇÑÏ åÐÇ åæ ÑÈãÇ áåÐÇ ÃäÊ åäÇ Howard, that's it. Maybe that's why you're here.
- ãÇÐÇ¿ - ...ÃÚäí ÃäÇ ÃÄãä ÈÃäå - What? - I mean, I believe that...
áÇ ÊæÌÏ ÕÏÝ Ýí Çáßæä there are no accidents in the Universe.
ÑÈãÇ ÃäÊ åäÇ áÓÈÈ ÃÚÙã Maybe you're here for some greater purpose.
- ÓÈÈ ßæäí - åá ÇäÊ ãÌäæäÉ¿ - Some cosmic cause. - Are you nuts?
áíÓÊ áÏí ÇáäíÉ Ýí Ãä ÃÈÞì ÚÇáÞÇð åäÇ I got no intention of being stranded here.
íÌÈ Ãä ÃÚæÏ æßíÝ Ðáß åÐÇ ÈÍË ÂÎÑ I gotta get back. How, is another matter.
äÚã ÕÍíÍ¡ ÓæÝ äÍÕá Úáì ÈÚÖ ÇáãÓÇÚÏÉ Yeah, right. We got get some help.
...áßä íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ But, Howard...
íÇ Çáåí Geez.
åÇæÇÑÏ¿ Howard?
ãÇ ÇáÐí ÓÃÝÚáå Èß íÇ ÈØÊí¿ What am I gonna do with you, Ducky?
- åÐÇ ÇÐáÇá - ...ÃäÇ ÝÞØ áÇ ÇÑíÏ ááäÇÓ - This is humiliating. - I just don't want people...
- Ãä íÕÇÈæÇ ÈÇáÐÚÑ Úáì Øæá ÇáØÑíÞ - ãÇÐÇ Úäí¿ - freaking out all over the place. - What about me?
...ÓÃÑÇÌÚ ØÈíÈÇð äÝÓíÇð ßá íæã I'm gonna have to see a psychiatrist every day...
- ÍÊì äåÇíÉ ÚãÑí - ÃåÏÃ áÞÏ ßÏäÇ Ãä äÕá - for the rest of my life. - Relax, we're almost there.
- ÌíÏ - Ýíá åæ ÚÇáã æåæ íÓÊØíÚ ÇáãÓÇÚÏÉ - Goody. - Phil's a scientist. He can help.
- åÇæÇÑÏ åÐÇ áÇ íäÝÚ - ÃÚáã - Howard, this isn't working. - Tell me about it.
åá ÊÍÊÇÌíä Çáì ãÓÇÚÏÉ Can I give you a hand with that.
- ...ßáÇ äÍä - ãÇÐÇ íæÌÏ Ýí ÇáÍÞíÈÉ¿ - No, we're doing... - What's in the bag?
ÃäÇ ÈÎíÑ ÔßÑÇð ÌÒíáÇð I'm doing just fine, thank you very much.
ÃÎÑÌæäí ãä åäÇ Let me out of here.
- ÇáãÚÐÑÉ åá ÃÓÊØíÚ ãÓÇÚÏÊß¿ - !ßáÇ - Excuse me. Can I help with that? - No!
!äÚã Yes!
áãÇÐÇ ÊæÞÝÊ¿ Why are we stopping?
- ãÑÍÈÇð - ãÑÍÈÇð íÇ ÈíÝíÑáí - Hi. - Hi, Beverly.
áÏíäÇ ãæÚÏ ãÓÈÞ æÞÏ ÌÆäÇ ÈÃÓÑÚ ãÇ äÞÏÑ We had an appointment. We got here as fast as we could.
!ÃÕÛæÇ ßáßã¡ Ãäå åæ áÞÏ ÑÃíÊå ááÊæ Listen, everybody, this is it! I've just seen it!
...Ãäå åäÇß Ýí ÇáÏÇÎá¡ Ãäå It's in there! It's a...
!Ãäå áÇ ÔíÁ Ãäå áÇ ÔíÁ áÇ ÊÈÇáæÇ It's nothing! It's nothing, never mind.
ÃÓÊãÑæÇ ÏßÊæÑÌÇÈä Carry on, Dr. Chapin.
åÐÇ ãÐåá¡ Íáã ÇáÃäÓÇä ÇáÃÞÏã This is amazing. Man's oldest fantasy.
ÚÈæÑ ÈÍÑ ÇáäÌæã æÇáäÙÑ ááÃÚáì Çáì ÇáÓãÇÁ Across a sea of stars! Look up in the sky!
!Ãäå ØíÑ¡ Ãäå ØÇÆÑÉ It's a bird! It's a plane!
- !ßáÇ¡ ÃäåÇ ÈØÉ - Ýíá¡ Úáíß Ãä ÊÓÇÚÏäÇ - No, it's a duck! - Phil, you gotta help us!
- ãÇ ÇáÐí ÓÊÝÚáå¿ - ÈØÉ áØíÝÉ - What are we gonna do? - Nice, Ducky.
ÃäÇ Ýíá æÃäÊ åÇæÇÑÏ æäÍä ÃÕÏÞÇÁ Me, Phil, you Howard. We be friends.
ÃäÇ Ýíá æÃäÊ åÇæÇÑÏ æäÍä ÃÕÏÞÇÁ Me Phil, you Howard. We be friends.
ÈáÇ Ôß ÃääÇ ãÚ ÃÚÙã ÚÞæá ÇáÃÑÖ åäÇ Undoubtedly one of Earth's greatest minds here.
Ýíá¡ áÇ ÊÊßáã ãÚå åßÐÇ Ãäå ÈäÝÓ ÐßÇÆß Phil, don't talk to him like that. He's just as smart as you are.
- ÇáÂä ÃäÇ ãÍÈØ ÝÚáÇð - ...ÐßÇÁ ÚÇáí¡ ÑÈãÇ ÍÊì - Now I'm really depressed. - Highly intelligent, perhaps even...
ÃäÊÙÑí¡ æÌÏÊåÇ ...äÍä Úáì æÔß Ãä äÑì Wait, that's it. We're about to see...
ÇÐÇ ßÇä ááÌÓã Ãí ÃãßÇäíÇÊ áÇ äãáßåÇ äÍä ...Úáì ÇáÃÑÖ¡ Ãí if subject has any abilities we don't have on Earth, any...
- ãÇÐÇ¿ - áäÞá ãËáÇð Þæì ÎÇÑÞÉ¿ - What? - Shall we say, super powers?
åÇæÇÑÏ¡ åá ÊÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÊËäí åÐå¿ Howard, can you bend this?
- åá ÃäÊ ãÌäæä¿ - ...åÇæÇÑÏ - What are you, crazy? - Howard...
åá ÊÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÊÚãá ÍÝÑÉ Ýí åÐå ÈÇÓÊÎÏÇã äæÚ ãä áíÒÑ ÇáÚíä¿ can you burn a hole through this with some kind of eye laser?
åá ÃÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÃÞáÚ ÃäÝß ÈÇÓÊÎÏÇã ãäÞÇÑí ÇáÎÇÑÞ¿ Can I bite your nose off with my super bill?
åÇæÇÑÏ¡ ßÝ Úä ÇáãÞÇæãÉ ...ÃÑíÏß Ãä ÊÑßÒ Howard, quit holding out. I want you to concentrate...
- æÊÞÑÃ ÃÝßÇÑí - ...ÍÓäÇð. ÃäÊ ÊÝßÑ ÈÜ - and read my mind. - Right. You're thinking...
Ãäåã íÚáãæä ÈÃääí ÔÎÕ ãÒíÝ Ãäåã íÚáãæä ÈÃääí ÃÖÍæßÉ "They know I'm a phony. They know I'm a yo-yo."
ÃÎÈÑäí ÇÐÇ ßÇäÊ ÍÑÇÑÊí ãÑÊÝÚÉ Ãæ Ãí ÔíÁ ãä åÐÇ íÇ Ýíá Tell me if I'm warm on any of these, Phil.
ÃÑíÏß Ãä ÊáÞí äÙÑÉ Çáì ÇáãÓÊÞÈá æÊÎÈÑäí ÈãÇ ÊÑÇå I want you to look into the future and tell me what you see.
- Ãääí ÃÑì äÝÓí ÎÇÑÌÇð ãä Ðáß ÇáÈÇÈ - äÚã æÃäÇ ÃíÖÇð - I see myself walking out that door! - Yeah, me too.
- ßáÇ¡ ßáÇ¡ ßáÇ ÇäÊÙÑÇ¡ ÃäÊãÇ áÇ ÊÞÏÑÇä Úáì ÇáÑÍíá - ÍÞÇð æáã áÇ¿ - No, no, no, wait! You can't leave. - Yeah, why not?
...áÃä åäÇáß ÃæÑÇÞ íÌÈ Ãä ÊßÊÈ æåäÇáß ÈÍË Because there are papers to be written, there's research...
íÌÈ Ãä íäÊåí ÇáÚãá Èå æåäÇáß äÏæÇÊ íÌÈ Ãä ÊÚÞÏ ÈÇáÃÖÇÝÉ Çáì ÇáÌæáÇÊ ÇáÚáãíÉ to be done and there's symposiums to give, lecture tours.
åÇæÇÑÏ¡ äÍä Ýí ØÑíÞäÇ Çáì ÞÇÚÉ ÇáÚáã ááÔåÑÉ Howard, we are on our way to the Science Hall of Fame.
ÃäÊÈåæÇ íÇ ÏÇÑæíä æíÇ ÃíäÔÊÇíä æÃåáÇð æãÑÍÈÇð ÈÌÇÆÒÉ äæÈá Look out Darwin! Look out Einstein! Hello, Nobel Prize!
äÍä áÓäÇ åäÇ áäÌÚáß ãÔåæÑÇð íÇ ÈáæãÈÑÊ We are not here to make you famous, Blumburtt.
...ÈíÝíÑáí ÃÕÛ ÃäÇ áã ÃÓíÁ ááÂÎÑíä Beverly, listen, I never bad-mouthed others...
ÝíãÇ íÊÚáÞ ÈÇáÃÎæÉ ÇáÚáãíÉ áßäß Ãä ÊÌáÈí ãÎáæÞÇð ÝÖÇÆíÇð Ýí ÍÞíÈÉ in the scientific fraternity but you bring in an alien in a bag...
Çáì ÑÌá æÝÌÃÉð íÈÏÃæä ÈÇáÊÍÏË Çáì ÈÚÖåã to most guys and whamo they are talking.
áäÞØÚå Çáì ÃÌÒÇÁ ÕÛíÑÉ æäÑì ãÇ åæ áæä ÃÚÖÇÁå Let's cut him into little pieces and see what color his organs are.
ÃÑíÏ ÝÞØ Ãä ÃÚÑÝ Ã - ãÇ ÇáÐí ÃÝÚáå åäÇ I just wanna know, "A", what I'm doing here...
æÈ - ßíÝ ÓÃÚæÏ¿ and "B", how I'm gonna get back?
Óåá ÌÏÇð¡ Ã - ÃäÇ åæ ÇáÔÎÕ ÇáãäÇÓÈ áÊÞÏíã ÇáãÓÇÚÏÉ Piece of cake. "A" I'm just the guy to help...
æÐáß ÈÓÈÈ È - Ãääí Ããáß äÙÑíÉ ÊÎÕ ÇáãæÖæÚ and that's because "B", I've already got a theory.
- Ãí äÙÑíÉ¿ - ...ÍÓäÇð¡ åÐÇ åæ ÈÇáØÈÚ - What theory? - Well, this is, of course...
ÇáÓáã ÇáÊØæÑí ÇáÐí íÙåÑ ßíÝ ÊØæÑ ÇáÃäÓÇä the evolutionary ladder showing how man progressed...
- ãä ÞÑÏ Çáì ÃäÇ Úáì ÓÈíá ÇáãËÇá - æåá ÊÚÊÈÑ Ðáß ÊØæÑÇð¿ - from monkey, to me, for instance. - You consider that progress?
ÃäÊã ßáßã ÞÑÏÉ ÈáÇ ÔÚÑ¿ åÐÇ ãÞÒÒ ÝÚáÇð You're all hairless apes? That's really disgusting.
ÇáÂä ÃÑíÏßãÇ Ãä ÊÊÎíáÇ ãßÇäÇð ãÇ Ýí Çáßæä Now, I want you both to imagine somewhere in the Universe...
æåæ ÚÇáã åÇæÇÑÏ¡ ÊÎíáÇå Ýí ÚÞáßãÇ is Howard's world, picture it in your mind.
ÚÇáã ããÇËá ÊãÇãÇ áÚÇáãäÇ A world almost exactly like ours...
ãÇ ÚÏÇ Ãä ÓáÝ ÇáäæÚ Çáãåíãä except that the progenitor of the dominant species...
- !áã íßä ÞÑÏÇð Èá ßÇä ÈØÉ - äÙÑíÉ ÚÙíãÉ - was not a monkey but a duck! - Some theory.
ßá ÊáãíÐ Ýí ÇáãÏÑÓÉ íÚÑÝ åÐÇ ÇáÔíÁ Every school duck knows this stuff!
æåÐÇ ÇáÈØ ÞÇã ÈÊÓáÞ ÇáÓáã ÇáÊØæÑí And as duck climbed up the evolutionary ladder...
æÞÇá æÏÇÚÇð áÌäÇÍíå æÇÒÏÇÏÊ ÞÏÑÊå ÇáÚÞáíÉ he said "Adios" to his wings. His mental capacity increases.
æÈÏÃ íÊØæÑ Çáì ãÇÐÇ íÇ ÈíÝíÑáí¿ He begins to develop. Beverly?
- ãÑÇßÒ ááÊÓæÞ¿ - ßáÇ¡ Çáì ÞÈÇÆá - Shopping Malls? - No, tribes.
ÈØÉ ãä ÝÕíáÉ ßÑæãÇäíæä¡ æÇáÊí ÊØæÑÊ ÈÔßá ßÇãá Çáì åÇæÇÑÏ Cro-Magnon Duck, who ultimately evolves into Howard.
ÈáæãÈÑÊ¿ ÈáæãÈÑÊ¿ Blumburtt? Blumburtt?
- !ÊÚÇáÇ - ãÇ ÇáÐí ÊÝÚáå ÈÍÞ ÇáÌÍíã¿ - Come on! - What the hell are you doing?
- ãÇÐÇ¿ - !ÈáÇ ÍÑßÉ æáÇ ÕæÊ - What? - Don't move! Don't breathe!
åá ÃäåíÊ ÊäÙíÝ ãÎÊÈÑ ÇáÚíäÇÊ¿ Did you finish cleaning up the specimen lab?
- ÊÞÑíÈÇð ÇäÊåíÊ - ...ÍÓäÇð ÃäÒá Úáì - Almost finished. - Well, get down to...
ÇáãÚÑÖ ÇáÈÍÑí ãÚ ÇáããÓÍÉ the Marine Lift Exhibit with a mop.
áÃä ÃÍÏ ÇáÃØÝÇá ÊÓÈÈ ÈÝæÖì Íæá ÇáãÊÍÌÑÇÊ ÇáÓÑÎÓíÉ Some kid upchucked all over the fern fossils.
ÍÓäÇð. ÃÚÊÈÑ ÇáÃãÑ ãäÌÒÇð íÇ ÏßÊæÑ ÌÇÈä Right. Good as done, Dr. Chapin.
ÍÓäÇð íÇ ÝíáÒí åá ÃäÊ ÚÇáã Ãã ÈæÇÈ¿ So, Philsey, you are a scientist or a janitor?
- ÃäÇ ÃÚãá ãÓÇÚÏ Ýí ÇáãÎÊÈÑ - ÚÙíã¡ ããÊÇÒ ÌÏÇð - I'm a lab assistant. - That's terrific! Just perfect.
- ÃäÇ ÎÇÑÌ ãä åÐÇ ÇáãßÇä - ÃäÙÑ Çäå ÝÞØ Úãá ãÄÞÊ - Yep, I'm out of here. - Look, it's just a temporary job...
ÍÊì Ãßãá ÏÑÇÓÊí æÃÝÊÍ ãÊÍÝí ÇáÎÇÕ until I finish school and get my own museum.
äÚã ÃíåÇ ÇáÔÈÚÇä ÃäÇ ãÊÃßÏ ãä Ãä ãÚÑÖß Óíßæä ÚÙíãÇð Yeah, stuffed you'd make a great exhibit.
!åÇæÇÑÏ¡ åÇæÇÑÏ ÃäÊÙÑ Howard! Howard, wait!
- ÞÑÏ ÈáÇ ÔÚÑ ãËÇáí - åÇæÇÑÏ ÃäÙÑ¡ åíÇ - Typical hairless ape. - Howard, look, come on...
!åÇæÇÑÏ áÇ ÊÑÊÚÏ ãä ÇáÎæÝ ...ÈíÝÑáí ÃÕÛ¡ Ãä áÏí don't flutter off in a huff! Beverly, listen, I've got...
ÃÓÈÇÈÇð ãåãÉ áÃÞæã ÈÇáÊäÙíÝ Ýí åÐÇ ÇáãßÇä áßääí ÓÃÊÕá Èß ÇááíáÉ some important matters to clean up here, but I'll call you tonight.
ÓÃÊæÕá Çáì ØÑíÞÉ äÓÇÚÏ ÈåÇ åÇæÇÑÏ ÃÞÓã ÈÐáß I'll figure out a way to help Howard, I swear.
ÝÞØ áÇ ÊÏÚí ÃÍÏÇð ÂÎÑ íÑÇå Just don't show him to anybody else!
äÚã íÈÏæ Ãäåã ÌÇÆÚæä ÃÚØåã ãæÒÉ Yeah, they look hungry. Get them a banana.
!ÎÈÆíå !ÎÐíå Çáì ãÌÇá ÕäÇÚÉ ÇáÃÝáÇã Hide him! Take him to a movie!
ÃäÙÑ¡ ÃäÇ áã Ãßä ÃÚÑÝ ãßÇäÇð ÂÎÑ áäØáÈ ãäå ÇáãÓÇÚÏÉ Look, I didn't know where else to go for help.
- Çáì ÇáÏÇÎá íÇ ÈáæãÈÑÊ - ÃäÇ ÞÇÏã¡ ÞÇÏã - Inside, Blumburtt. - Coming. Coming.
åÇæÇÑÏ áãÇÐÇ ÃäÊ ãÊÖÇíÞ åßÐÇ¿ Howard, why are you so pissed off?
áãÇÐÇ¿ ÃÕÛ¡ ÇÐÇ Êã ÞÐÝß áãáÇííä ÇáÃãíÇá Ýí ÇáÝÖÇÁ Why? Listen, if you got blasted millions of miles through space...
æÇäÊåì Èß ÇáÃãÑ Ýí ßæßÈ ÂÎÑ æÈÇáÊÇáí ended up on another planet and were given...
ÊÎÖÚíä áÃÎÊÈÇÑ ÐßÇÁ Úáì íÏ ÈæÇÈ ÓÊßæäíä ãÊÖÇíÞÉ ÃíÖÇð an I.Q. Test by a janitor, you'd be pissed off too!
ÃäÙÑ¡ ÞÏ Êßæä ÃäÊ ÚáÞÊ Ýí ÚÇáã áÇ ÊäÊãí Ãáíå Look, maybe you are trapped in a world you never made...
áßä ÃäÇ ÃíÖÇð áÏí ãÔÇßáí ÇáÎÇÕÉ Ãä Úãáí ßáå íÊÏÇÚì but, I got problems of my own. My whole career is falling apart.
Úãáß¿ ãÇÐÇ Úä ÍíÇÊí¿ Your career? What about my life?
- áÞÏ ÌäÍÊ ÓÝíäÊí Çáì åäÇ æåí ãÍØãÉ - ÃäÙÑ Çáì åÐÇ ÇáãÚÑÖ ÇáÑÇÆÚ - I'm stranded here, ship wrecked! - Look at this wonderful exhibit.
åá ÊÝåãíä ãÇ ÃÚäíå¿ ÃäÇ ãÎáæÞ ãÎíÝ æãäÈæÐ You see what I mean? I'm a freak. An outcast.
- Ãäå ÔÈå Íí ææÇÞÚí - ÃÈÊÚÏæÇ - It's so life-like and realistic. - Bug off.
- ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¿ - ÞáÊ ÃäÕÑÝæÇ - Excuse me? - I said, "beat it".
æÃäÊ ÃíÖÇð Mutants. You, too.
- !ÃÊÑßíäí æÔÃäí - ãÇÐÇ¿ - Leave me alone! - What?
ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÍÊÇÌ Çáì ÚØÝß æÔÝÞÊß ÈÚÏ ÇáÂä I don't need any more of your sympathy, your charity!
ÍÓäÇð. ÍÓäÇð ÃÚäí ...æÃÎíÑÇð æÌÏÊ ÔíÆÇð Okay. Okay, fine. I mean, I just found something...
ÞÇÈáÊ ÔÎÕÇð ÎáÇá ãÃÒÞ ÛÑíÈ æÌãíá æßäÊ ÃÍÇæá ÇáãÓÇÚÏÉ ÝÞØ I meet somebody in a pretty weird predicament and I was trying to help.
áßä ÇÐÇ ßäÊ ÊÑíÏåÇ åßÐÇ !ÇÐÇð æÏÇÚÇð íÇ ÈØÊí But if that's the way you want it, then so long, Ducky!
!áÇ ÊÐÑÝí ÇáÏãæÚ ãä ÃÌáí íÇ ÍáæÊí Don't shed any tears over me, Toots!
ÊÓÊØíÚ ÇáÂä Ãä ÊÊãÑÛá ÏÇÎá ÔÝÞÊß ÇáÐÇÊíÉ You can wallow in your own self pity!
!ÕÍíÍ ÍÓäÇð ãä íÍÊÇÌß¿ Right! Well, who needs you?
- ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÍÊÇÌ ÃÍÏÇð - äÚã ÕÍíÍ - I don't need anybody! - Yeah, right.
äÚã Yeah.
ÇááÚäÉ¡ áÇ ÃÓÊØíÚ ÇáÌáæÓ Úáì Ðíáí æÃÔÚÑ ÈÇáÃÓÝ Úáì äÝÓí Damn it! I can't sit here on my tail feathers feeling sorry for myself.
íÌÈ Ãä ÃÝßÑ ÈÔßá Úãáí I've got to think about practical matter.
ØÚÇã Ãæ ãáÌÃ Ãæ æÙíÝÉ Food, shelter, a job.
ÇáÂä åá ÊÚÑÝ áãÇÐÇ ÃÑÓáÊ Çáí¿ Now you do know why you were sent to me?
ÔÑíØ ÍÙí ÇáÊÚíÓ ÇáãÓÊãÑ My continuing streak of bad luck?
áÞÏ ÃÑÓáÊ Ãáí áÃääí ãÔåæÑÉ Ýí ãÌÇá ÃíÌÇÏ ÇáæÙÇÆÝ You've been sent to me because I'm famous for finding job...
ááãÊßÇÓáíä ÇáÕÛÇÑ ÃãËÇáß åÐÇ ÕÍíÍ for little slackers like you. That's right.
Çäåã íÑÓáæä Çáí ßá ÇáãÑÖì ÇáäÝÓííä æÇáÛÑíÈíä They send me all the psycho cases. All the misfits.
æÇáãÒíÝíä æÇáãÏÚíä ÇáÐíä íÚÊÞÏæä ÈÃä All the phonies and the fakers who think that...
ÊãÎØÑåã åäÇ ÈãäÇÙÑåã ÇáÛÑíÈÉ by traipsing in here looking outlandish...
!Ãäåã áä íÓÊØíÚæÇ ÃíÌÇÏ Úãá they're not gonna be able to find work!
åá åí ÛáØÊí Ãääí ÞãÊ ÈÓÑÞÉ ãáÇÈÓ ãÚÑæÖÉ Ýí ÞÓã ÇáäæÇíÇ ÇáÍÓäÉ ÇáæÖíÚ ÇáÕÛíÑ¿ It's my fault I gotta shoplift at the little tyke section of goodwill?
ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÊÍÏË Úä ãáÇÈÓß ÃäÇ ÃÊÍÏË Úä æÌåß I'm not talking about your clothes, I'm talking about your face.
ÃäÊ ÊÚÊÞÏ ÈÃä ãäÙÑß ÇáãËíÑ ááÌÏá ...Ãäß ÓæÝ áä You think that by looking controversial, you're never...
ÊÌÏ æÙíÝÉ æÊÓÊãÑ ÈÍíÇÉ ÇáÈØÇáÉ gonna find a job and just go on collecting unemployment...
æÊÚíÔ ÓÚíÏÇð Úä ØÑíÞ ÇáÊÓæá and living happy on the public dough.
ÍÓäÇð íÇ ÑÌá íÈÏæ Ãäß ãÊæåã Well, dude, you've got another think coming!
áÃä ÇáãÐíÚÉ ßæÑÇ ãÇí åí ÇáÊí ÊÎÊÇÑ ÇáÐíä ÓÊÌÑí ãÞÇÈáÉ ãÚåã Because Cora Mae always places her interviewee.
ÓæÝ ÃÌÏ áß æÙíÝÉ I'm gonna find your ass a job.
ÓæÝ ÊãÓÍ Êáß ÇáÒãÌÑÉ ãä Úáì æÌåß íÇ ÃíåÇ ÇáÔíÁ ÇáÕÛíÑ ÇáÐí áÇ ÃÚÑÝ ãÇ ÃäÊ That'll wipe that snarl right off your face, little whatever you is.
Ýí ÇáÍÞíÞÉ¡ ÃÚÊÞÏ ÈÃä áÏí ÇáãßÇä ÇáãäÇÓÈ áß In fact, I think I got just the position for you!
áÏí ÔÚæÑÈÃäß ÓÊÊÚæÏ Úáì åÐå ÇáæÙíÝÉ ãËáãÇ ÊÊÚæÏ ÇáÈØÉ Úáì ÇáãÇÁ I got a feeling you're gonna take to this job like a duck to water.
ãäÇÔÝ¡ ãÑÇåã¿ Towels, lotion?
ãÖÇÏÇÊ ááÃáÊåÇÈÇÊ¿ Antibiotics?
áÇÈÏ Ãäå ãæÓã ÇáÊÒÇæÌ It must mating season.
ÃíåÇ ÇáÑÌá ÇáÕÛíÑ ÇáãÎíÝ ÃíåÇ ÇáÞÕíÑ Creepy little dude. Shorty?
ÃÓãí åÇæÇÑÏ ÔßÑÇð æÃäÇ ÂÎÐ ÞÓØÇð ãä ÇáÑÇÍÉ It's Howard, thank you, and I'm taking a break.
ÃÚÊÐÑ áÃääí ÃÒÚÌÊ ÎáæÊß Pardon me, Your Aloneness...
áßä íÈÏæ Ãä áÏíäÇ ÃäÓÏÇÏ Ýí ãÖÎÉ ÇáãÇÁ Ýí ÇáÍæÖ ÑÞã 5 but we seem to have a plugged up airjet in number five.
- æ¿ - ...æÈãÇ Ãäß ãä ÇáãÝÑæÖ - And? - And since you are supposed...
Ãä Êßæä ÇáÎÈíÑ ÇáãÇÆí ÇáÐí ØáÈÊå !ÝÃäß ÓÊÐåÈ áÃÕáÇÍå to be the water expert I asked for, you are going to fix it!
!ßáÇ No!
ßáÇ¡ ßáÇ¡ ßáÇ ÃäÊÙÑ áÏí ÝßÑÉ ÃÝÖá No, no, no, wait, wait. I got a better Idea!
ÃäÊÙÑ¡ ÃäÊÙÑ ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÓÊØíÚ ÇáÓÈÇÍÉ Wait, wait. I can't swim!
íÇ æáÏ ÃÚÊÞÏ ÈÇääí ÊÒÍáÞÊ Kid, guess I slipped.
áÇ ÊåÊãæÇ Èí Don't mind me.
Ãæå¡ Ãääí ÊÇÑß åÐÇ ÇáÑÌá ÇáÕÛíÑ ÇáãÎíÝ åäÇ áíäÙÝ åÐÇ ÇáãßÇä Oh, I leave that creepy little dude in here to clean this place up...
...ßíÝ íÝÊÑÖ áí Ãä ÃÏíÑ ÕÝÇð How am I supposed to run a class...
ÃÚÊÞÏ ÈÃääí ÊÒÍáÞÊ Guess I slipped.
...ÝÞÏ ãÑÑÊ ãä åäÇ áÃÎÈÑß Just came by to tell you...
!ÃäÇ ãÓÊÞíá I quit!
ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¡ ÃÑíÏ ÇáäÒæá åÐå ãÍØÊí Excuse me. Getting off. My stop.
ÃåáÇð ßíÝ ÍÇáßã¿ ÓÚíÏ áÑÄíÊßã Hi, there. How are you? Good to see you.
äÚã æÃäÇ ÃíÖÇð Yeah, same to you!
!ÇáÃÏÛÇá ÇáãÊÍÖÑÉ¡ íÇ Çáåí Urban jungle! Geez!
- ãÇ åÐÇ¿ - Ãäå ÈØÉ - What is that? - That's a duck...
- ãÇ åæ Ðáß ÇáÔíÁ¿ - Ãäå ÈØÉ íÇ ÑÌá - What is that thing? - That's a duck, man!
äÞÏã áßã ÇáäÔÑÉ ÇáÌæíÉ áÃÓÈæÚäÇ ÐÇ ÇáÌæ ÇáÕÇÝí áßã íÇ ÕÇÆÏí ÇáÈØ Forecasting our week of fair weather for you duck hunters...
- ßãÇ æÑÏÊäÇ¡ ãÚßã ÓÊíÝ ßæäíáí - ÍÓäÇð íÇ ÈæÈ - for what reported, Steve Cannelli. - Well, Bob...
ÍÇä ÇáæÞÊ áäÝÖ ÇáÛÈÇÑ ãä ÇáÝÎÇÎ æÇáÊÏÑíÈ Úáì ÕÝÇÑÇÊ ÇáäÚíÞ it's time to dust off those decoys and practice that squawking...
áÃä ãæÓã ÕíÏ ÇáÈØ ÞÏ ÈÏÃ ÈÔßá ÑÓãí because duck hunting season has officially opened.
- ÕíÏ ÇáÈØ¿ - ...Ãä áÌäÉ ÇáÍíÇÉ ÇáÈÑíÉ - Duck hunting? - The Live Wild Commission...
Ýí ÇáÍÞíÞÉ ÞÇãÊ ÈãÖÇÚÝÉ ÚÏÏ ÇáÈØ ÇáãÓãæÍ ÈÃØáÇÞ ÇáäÇÑ Úáíåã has actually doubled the limit of ducks that can be shot.
ÃØáÇÞ äÇÑ¿ Shot?
Ãä ÇáÈØ ÞÏ ÃÊæÇ Çáì ÇãÑíßÇ ãÚ æÌÈÉ ÇáÈØ ÈÇáÝáÝá This Duck has come to America with Duck A Roni.
!áÇ No!
áßä Ãí ÕíÇÏ ÈÃãßÇäå ÃÕÇÈÉ ÎãÓÉ ÚÔÑ ...ÈØÉ æåä Ýí ÇáÌæ But if every hunter could blast fifteen of those in the sky...
åíå íÇ ÕÇÍÈí áã ÇáÚÌáÉ¿ Hey, buddy, what's the rush?
ÇáØÑíÞ Çáì ÇáÃÍÈÇØ This way is too depressing.
!ÃÓãÚíäí áÍäÇð Give me a beat!
!æÇÍÏ¡ ÃËäÇä¡ ËáÇËÉ¡ ÃÑÈÚÉ One, two, three, four!
!ÚÒíÒÊí ÃÍÈß ÃÍÈß Honey, I love you! I love you!
ÃäÇ åäÇ íÇ ÈíÝíÑáí ÃäÇ ãáßß ÈÚÏ ÇáÍÝáÉ¡ ÍÓäÇð I'm right here. Beverly, I'm yours after the show. Alright.
- ÊÝÖá ÇáãÇá ááÈäÇÊ - ÓæÝ ÃÍÑÕ Úáì Ãä íÍÕáä Úáíå - Here's the money for the girls. - I'll make sure they get it.
- äÚã¡ ÓÃÑÇåä Úáì Ðáß. ãÊì¿ - ãÊì¿ - Yeah, I'll bet. When? - When?
ÚäÏãÇ ÊÊæÞÝ ÈíÝíÑáí ÇáÌãíáÉ Úä ÇáÕãæÏ ÈæÌåí When Beaudacious Beverly stops holding out to me.
ÓæÝ ÇÏÚæåÇ Çáì ÈíÊí ÇááíáÉ I'm gonna invite her up to my place tonight...
ááÞáíá ãä ÇáÊáÇÚÈ ÇáæÙíÝí for a little career manipulation.
...ÃÚÊÞÏ ÈÃäß ãÏíÑ ÇáÝÊíÇÊ. æÇÐÇ ßäÊ ßÐáß I guess you must be the girls' manager. And if you are...
ÝÃäÇ áÇ ÊÚÌÈäí ØÑíÞÉ ßáÇãß Úä ÈíÝíÑáí I don't like the way you're talking about Beverly.
!ÈÇáÃÖÇÝÉ Çáì Ãääí ÃÑíÏ äÞæÏ ÇáÝÊíÇÊ And I want the girl's money!
- ÑíÊÔí¿ ãä åÐÇ¿ - Ãæå ÃäÙÑ íÇ ÌíäÌÑ - Ritchie? Would you... What is that? - Oh, look, Ginger...
áÞÏ ÍÐÑÊß ÚäÏãÇ ÈÏÃÊ ÊÚãá Ýí ãÌÇá ÇÏÇÑÉ ÝÑÞ ÇáÑæß I warned you when you got into Rock Management...
ÈÃäß ÓÊÊÚÇãá ãÚ åßÐÇ ÃÔßÇá ÊÑÝíåíÉ you'd be dealing with entertainment types.
ÃäÊ ÊÚáã¡ ÃÔÎÇÕ Ðææ ÊÞáíÚÇÊ ãÎÊáÝÉ æãÇ ÔÇÈå Ðáß¿ You know, different strokes and all that?
Ãä ÃäãÇØ ÇáÍíÇÉ ÇáãÎÊáÝÉ åí ÔíÁ áßä ßÇÆäÇÊ ÍíÉ ãÎÊáÝÉ åí ÔíÁ ÂÎÑ Different life styles is one thing, different life forms is another.
ÃäÇ áÓÊ ÈãÒÇÌ ÌíÏ ÇááíáÉ íÇ ÌäÌÑ I'm not in a real good mood tonight, Ginger.
ÃÑíÏ äÞæÏ ÇáÝÊíÇÊ I want the girls' money.
...ÇáÂä¡ åá ÓÊÍá ÇáãÓÃáÉ ÈÓåæáÉ Now, is this gonna be easy...
- Ãã ÓÊßæä åäÇáß ãÔßáÉ¿ - ...åíå íÇ ÑíÊÔí - or is this gonna be trouble? - Hey, Ritchie...
ÃÎÈÑ åÐÇ ÇáÔíÁ Ãä íäÕÑÝ ÃäÇ áÓÊ ÌíÏÇð Ýí ÇáÊßáã ÈÌãíÚ áÛÇÊ ÓßÇä ÇáÍÖÇÆÑ tell it to go away. I'm not up all my barnyard languages.
!ÍÓäÇð íÇ ÈØÉ ÃÐåÈí ãä åäÇ Çáì ÇáÃÈÏ Okay, Duck, out! You're gone! You're history!
!ÃíåÇ ÇáÝÖæáí ÇáÕÛíÑ ÇáÍßíã You little wise pecker!
!ÇáæÏÇÚ íÇ ÈØÉ Arrevidici, Duck!
- åäÇáß ÈØÉ ÈÑíÉ Ýí ÇáÌíÈ ÇáÌÇäÈí - æÏÇÚÇð ÃíåÇ ÇáÑÌá ÇáäÇÚÞ - Mallard in the side pocket. - Adios, quack man.
Úãá áØíÝ ÌÏÇð Very nicely done.
åíå¡ ãÇ ÇáÐí íÍÏË åäÇß ÇáÂä¿ Hey, what's going on out there now?
- ÍÓäÇð¡ ÇáÂä ÍÇä ÏæÑí - åíå ÊÚÇáí ÃíåÇ ÇáÈØÉ - All right, now it's my turn! - Hey, come on, Duck!
!ÃÖÑÈ ÃÞæì ãÇ ÚäÏß Take your best shot!
- !áß Ðáß - !ÑíÊÔí - You got it! - Ritchie!
!ÃÕÇÈÊ ÇáÕäÇÑÉ Stuck-a-bob!
!áÇ No!
áÇ íæÌÏ ÞÑØ Ýí ÇÐäß ÇáÃÎÑì¿ ÃäÇ ÓæÝ ÃËÞÈ ÃÐäß ÈäÝÓí No earring in your other ear? I'll just make the hole myself.
!ßáÇ ÃÑÌæß íÇ ÑÌá áÇ ÊÝÚá No, please, man, no, man, please! Don't!
- !ÇáäÞæÏ - !ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ åäÇ - The money! - Sure. Sure, here!
!ÎÐ ÇáäÞæÏ¡ ÎÐå Ãäå áß ÎÐå You take the money! Take it! It's your! Take it!
!æáä Êßæä ãÏíÑåä ÈÚÏ ÇáÂä And, you're no longer their manager!
ÃÕÛæÇ¡ ÇäÊã ÌãíÚÇð åäÇ ÔåæÏ Listen, okay. Everybody in here is a witness.
ÓÃÚÝí ÇáÝÊíÇÊ ãä ÚÞÏåä ÍÓäÇð¿ I'm letting the girls out of their contract, okay?
- !ÃÎÈÑ ÑÌÇáß Ãä íÊÑÇÌÚæÇ - !ÃäÇ ÃÍÐÑß - Tell your goons to stay back! - I'm warning you!
- !ÊÑÇÌÚ íÇ ÑíÊÔí - ...ÓÃÚÖß ãä æÌåß - Get back, Ritchie! - I bite your face...
- !ÓÃÞÊáß íÇ ÌäÌÑ - ãÇ ÇáÐí ÊÊÍÏË Úäå¿ - you're a dead man, Ginger! - What are you talking about?
!ÓÃÕíÈß ÈÏÇÁ ÇáßáÈ ÇáÝÖÇÆí Space rabies!
- ÑíÊÔí åá åÐÇ ãÑÖ ÍÞíÞí¿ - áÇ ÃÚáã íÇ ÌäÌÑ - Ritchie, is that a real disease? - I don't know, Ging...
áÞÏ ÓãÚÊ Úäå ÔíÁ ããÇËá Ýí ÇáÃÎÈÇÑ I heard something about that on the news.
!åÐÇ ÕÍíÍ¡ ÏÇÁ ÇáßáÈ ÇáÝÖÇÆí äÚã æÈÚÖÉ æÇÍÏÉ That's right, Space Rabies! Yeah, one bite, and...
Ãäå ãæÊ ãÚ ÚÐÇÈ ÈÚÏ 15 ËÇäíÉ !ÚÖÉ¡ ÚÖÉ¡ÚÖÉ it's agonizing death in 15 seconds. Bite, bite. Bite!
äÍä ÌãíÚäÇ äÍÈ ÇáãæÓíÞì ÃáíÓ ßÐáß¿ We're all music lovers, huh?
íÇáå ãä ÑÌá What a guy.
- åÄáÇÁ ÇáÑÌÇá ÚÈÇÑÉ Úä ãÌãæÚÉ ãä ÇáÍãÞì - Ãäåã ÇáÌãåæÑ ÇáÎÇØíÁ ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ - Those guys are a bunch of fools. - Obviously the wrong crowd.
áÞÏ ÃäÊåÊ ÇáÚÕí ãä ÚäÏí æÇáÇ ßäÊ ÑãíÊåã Úáì ÃæáÆß ÇáäÇÓ ÇáãÞÑÝíä I'm running out of sticks to throw at these people! Sucks!
- ÇáÂä ãä¿ - ÃäÙÑí¡ ÃÎÈÑíå Ãä íäÕÑÝ ãä åäÇ - Now who? - Look, tell him to go away.
ÃäÙÑí Çáì ÇáÃÓÝá åäÇ íÇ ÏãíÉ åá ÈíÝíÑáí ãæÌæÏÉ¿ Down here, doll. Is Beverly in?
íÇ Çáåí¡ áÇ ÈÏ Ãäß ßí Óí Geez, you must be K. C...
- ÃÞÏã áßã åÇæÇÑÏ - ÃåáÇ íÇ åÇæí - Meet Howard. - Hi, oh, Howie.
áÞÏ ÓãÚäÇ ÇáßËíÑ Úäß ØÈÚÇ áã äÕÏÞ ÔíÆÇð We've heard so much about you. Of course, we didn't believe it.
ßã åÐÇ ÛÑíÈ How weird.
- ÃåáÇð íÇ ÈØÊí - ÃåáÇð íÇ ÍáæÉ - Hi you, Ducky. - Hi, Toots.
ßíÝ ßÇä íÚÇãáß ÇáÚÇáã¿ How's the world been treating you?
- ÃÍÒÑí - áÞÏ ßäÊ ÞáÞÉ Úáíß - Guess. - I was worried about you.
- áÞÏ ÃÔÊÞÊ Ãáíß - ÍÓäÇð¡ ÃäåÇ ÇáÌÇÐÈíÉ ÇáÌäÓíÉ - I missed you. - Well, sex appeal...
ÈÚÖ ÇáÑÌÇá íãáßæäåÇ some guys got it...
- æÈÚÖåã áíÓ ßÐáß - åÇæÇÑÏ¿ - and some guys don't. - Howard?
ÃÕÛ¡ ÃäÇ ÂÓÝ áÃääÇ ÊÔÇÌÑäÇ ÃäÊ ÇáÕÏíÞÉ ÇáæÍíÏÉ Listen, I'm sorry we fought. You're the only friend...
ÇáÊí áÏí åäÇ I've got here.
ãÑÍÈÇð¡ ÂÓÝ áÃääí ÝæÊ ÇáÍÝáÉ áÞÏ ÌÃÊ áÃÑÇßä ÚÇÑíÇÊ ãÚ Ðáß Hi, sorry I missed the show. I came to watch you undress, though.
æÞÏ ÌáÈÊ ÈíÊÒÇ And I brought a pizza.
!åÇæÇÑÏ Howard!
!íÇ Çáåí Boy!
ÇáÍãÏááå Ãäß ÚÏÊ ...áÞÏ ßäÊ ÃÚãá Úáì Íá Thank God you're back. I've been working on...
- áÛÒ æÕæáß - ãÇ ÇáÐí íÝÚáå åÐÇ åäÇ¿ - the mystery of your arrival. - What's he doing here?
ÍÓäÇð¡ áÞÏ ÚÇÏ åæ æÑæäíÊ Çáì ÈÚÖåãÇ Well, he and Ronette have sort of got back together.
áã ÃÚÏ ÃÚÑÝ ãä åæ ÃßËÑ íÃÓÇð ãä ÇáãæÇÚÏÉ ÃäÊ Ãã ÃäÇ I don't know who's more desperate for dates, you or me.
ãÇÐÇ¿ What?
Úáì Ãí ÍÇá íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ áÞÏ ßäÊ ÃÊÍÏË ãÚ ÈÚÖ ÇáÝíÒíÇÆííä ÇáÝáßííä Anyway, Howard, I was talking to some Astro-physicists.
Ãäåã äÝÓåã ÇáÃÔÎÇÕ ÇáÐíä ÃßÊÔÝæÇ Ãä ÇáÃÒÊíßííä ÃÕáåã ãä ÇáãÑíÎ You know, the guys who discovered that Aztecs came from Mars?
- ...ÍÓäÇð¡ åÄáÇÁ ÇáÃÔÎÇÕ ÃÓÊäÊÌæÇ - !ßáÇ - Well, these guys concluded... - No!
ÈÃäß ÞÏ æÕáÊ Çáì åäÇ Úáì ãÊä ãÑßÈÉ ...ÝÖÇÆíÉ ÞÈá ãáÇííä ÇáÓäíä æ That you arrived here in a space craft millions of years ago, and...
- æáÇÈÏ Ãäß ßäÊ ãÊÌãÏÇð Ýí ÇáËáÌ - !ÃÈÊÚÏ - must've remained frozen in ice. - Go away!
ÑæäíÊ¡ åá ÊÓÊØíÚíä ÃÎÑÇÓ åÐÇ ÇáæáÏ¿ Ronette, could you shut this boy up?
- ...åÇæÇÑÏ - ãÇ åí ÇáÈíÊÒÇ¿ - Howard... - What's a pizza?
ÃäåÇ ØÚÇã ÃíØÇáí ÏÇÆÑí ...åÇæÇÑÏ It's a circular Italian food object. Howard...
ÃäÇ ÃíÖÇð áã ÃÕÏÞ åÐå ÇáäÙÑíÉ áÐÇ ...ÞãÊ ÈÈÚÖ ÇáÃÈÍÇË I didn't buy that theory either, so I did some research...
æÃßÊÔÝÊ Ãäå ßÇä åäÇáß ÓÈÇÞ ÞÏíã ááÈØÇÊ ÇáÚãÇáÞÉ ...ÇáÊí ßÇä ãÚÈæÏÉ ãä ÞÈá and I discovered an ancient race of large ducks worshipped by...
- ÇáÓæãæäííä ÇáÈÏÇÆííä - !ÃÊÑßäí æÔÃäí - primitive Somoans. - Leave me alone!
ÃÚáã Ãääí ßäÊ ÃäÈÍ ÈÇÊÌÇå ÇáÔÌÑÉ ÇáÎØÃ ...áÞÏ ÚáãÊ Ðáß áßä I was barking up the wrong tree. I knew that. But...
ÇááíáÉ ÓÃÍÕá Úáì Ïáíá ÞÇØÚ ÈÎÕæÕ æÕæáß Çáì åäÇ tonight I am getting concrete evidence about how you got here.
ÃäÊÙÑ ÏÞíÞÉ Ãæå¡ íÌÈ Ãä ÃÞæã ÈÇÊÕÇá åÇÊÝí Wait a minute. Oh, I gotta make a call.
- Ýíá¿ - áä äãÇÑÓ ÇáÌäÓ ÇáÂä¡ áÏí Úãá - Phil? - No sex now, I'm working.
åá áÏíß ãßÇä ÊäÇã Ýíå ÇááíáÉ¿ Got a place to stay tonight?
äÚã¡ ÈÇáãäÇÓÈÉ áÞÏ äÓíÊ ...áÞÏ ÊÍÏËÊ ÞáíáÇð Yeah, by the way I forgot. I had a little talk...
- ãÚ ãÏíÑßä ÌäÌÑ - ÃäÊ ÊÍÏËÊ ãÚ Ðáß ÇáÞÐÑ¿ - with your manager Ginger? - You talked to that slime?
- áãÇÐÇ¿ - ÍÕáÊ Úáì ÃãæÇáßä ãäå - What for? - I got your money from him.
íÇ ÈØÊí¡ åÐÇ áÇ íÕÏÞ Ducky, I can't believe this.
æÃíÖÇð ÌÚáÊå íæÇÝÞ Úáì ÇáÊäÍí ãä ãäÕÈå I also got him to agree that it was time for him to step aside...
- ßãÏíÑ áßä - ãÇÐÇ¿ - as your manager. - What?
- ÊÎáÕÊ ãä ÌäÌÑ¿ - ÓíÏ ÈØÉ ÃäÊ ÑÇÆÚ - You got rid of Ginger? - Mr. Duck, you're wonderful.
ÃäÊåì ßá ÔíÁ ÓÃÑÍá ãä åäÇ This is it! I'm out of here!
- ÌíÏ - ...åÇæÇÑÏ - Good. - Howard...
Ãääí Úáì æÔß Ãä ÃÞÇÈá Òãíáí I'm about to meet secretly with my colleague...
- æåæ ÓíÌáÈ áí ÇáÑíÔÉ - Ãí ÑíÔÉ¿ - and he's bringing The Feather. - What feather?
- ...Úä ãÇÐÇ ÊÊÍÏË - ...ÇÐÇ ÊØÇÈÞÊ - What are you talking... - If it matches...
- Óíßæä åÐÇ åæ ÇáÍá áÌãíÚ ãÔÇßáß - ÊØÇÈÞÊ¿ - it'll be the answer to your problems. - Matches?
!ßáÇ áä ÊÝÚá !ÃÈÞ ÈÚíÏÇð Úäí No, you don't! Stay away from me!
- !ÃÊÑßå æÔÃäå - !ÏÚæäí ÃãÑ - You leave him alone! - Let me through!
!ÝíáíÈ ÃíåÇ ÇáÛÈí Philip, you're a drip!
!Ãääí Úáì æÔß Ãä ÃßÔÝ áÛÒ æÕæáß I'm about to unravel the mystery of your arrival!
- !ÇÑÌÚ Çáì åäÇ ÇíåÇ ÇáÞÑÏ ÇáÃãáÓ - !ÓæÝ íÊÓäì áß ÇáæÞÊ áÊÔßÑäí áÇÍÞÇð - Come back here, your hairless ape! - You'll have time to thank me later!
- !ÃäÕÑÝ ãä åäÇ - !ÓÊßæä ãÔåæÑÇð - Get out of here! - We're gonna be famous.
- åá ÃäÊ ÈÎíÑ¿ - Âå¡ ÃäåÇ ßÑÇãÊí ÝÞØ - Are you okay? - Ah, it's just my pride.
ÓäÐåÈ Çáì ÇáÈíÊ íÇ ÈØÊí We'll go home, Ducky.
ÍÓäÇð All right.
!åíå Hey!
- áÍä ÕÛíÑ áã ÃäÊå ãäå ÈÚÏ - ÃäÊ ÊÚÒÝ ÈÔßá ÌíÏ ÌÏÇð - Little tune, I never finished. - You play pretty good.
áÞÏ ßÇä áÏí ÝÑÞÉ ÛäÇÆíÉ Ýí ÇáãÏÑÓÉ ÇáÃÚÏÇÏíÉ ÃÓãåÇ åÇæÇÑÏ æãÍØãí ÇáÞáæÈ I had a group in high school. Howard and the Heartbreakers.
Ãæå åÐÇ ßËíÑ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ ßËíÑ ÌÏÇð ÑÈãÇ íÌÈ Ãä Êßæä ÃäÊ ãÏíÑäÇ Oh, heavy, Howard, very heavy. Maybe you should be our manager.
ÃäÊÙÑ áÍÙÉ Wait a second.
ÑÈãÇ ÃäÊ åæ ãÝÊÇÍ ÇáäÌÇÍ Ýí ÇáÓæÞ ÇáÐí äÍÊÇÌå Maybe you're just the kind of bazaar influence we need.
- ÃäÓí Ðáß. áÇãÒíÏ ãä ÇáæÙÇÆÝ åäÇ - ÃÚÊÞÏ ÈÃäß ÓÊßæä ãÏíÑÇð ÚÙíãÇð - Forget it. No more jobs here. - I think you'd be a great manager.
- ÓÃÞÊÑÍ ÇáÃãÑ Úáì ÇáÈäÇÊ - áÞÏ íÃÓÊ ãä ãÍÇæáÇÊ ÇáÃÓÊíÚÇÈ - I'm gonna suggest it to the girls. - I've given up trying to assimilate.
íÌÈ Ãä ÃÚæÏ Çáì Èäí ÌäÓí I've gotta get back to my own kind.
...ãÚ Ðáß Although...
ÝÞÏ ÈÏÃ ÊÞÏíÑí íÒÏÇÏ I have developed a greater appreciation...
ááäÓÎÉ ÇáÃäËæíÉ ãä Úáã ÇáÊÔÑíÍ ÇáÈÔÑí for the female version of the human anatomy.
åÇæÇÑÏ ÃäÊ ÇáÃÓæÃ Úáì ÇáÃØáÇÞ Howard, you really are the worst.
ÊÚÇá¡ áäÔÇåÏ ÏíÝíÏ áíÊíÑãÇä Come on, let's watch David Letterman.
ÊÚÇá Come on.
- ÍÓäÇð - ...ÃäÊ ÊÚáã - Okey-dokey. - You know...
...áÏí ÔÚæÑ ÈÃä ÍíÇÊí ÝÚáÇð ÓÊÊÛíÑ I got a feeling my life's really gonna change...
- ãäÐ Ãä ÏÎáÊ ÝíåÇ íÇ ÈØÊí - ...äÚã¡ ÍÓäÇð - since you fell into it, Ducky. - Yeah, well...
- ÃäÇ ãÓÑæÑ áÃä ÃÍÏåã áÇÒÇá ÓÚíÏÇð - ...áæ Ãääí ÝÞØ ÃÓÊØíÚ Ãä - I'm glad somebody's happy. - If I could just get...
...ÃäÌÍ ÈÚãáí ßäÊ ÝÞØ my career back on course I'd only have...
ÓÃÞáÞ ÈÎÕæÕ ÇáÔíÁ ÇáÊÞáíÏí ÇáÞÏíã the old standard worry left.
- æãÇ åæ¿ - ...ÃäÇ ÝÞØ áÇ ÃÓÊØíÚ - What's that? - I just can't seem...
- Ãä ÃÌÏ ÇáÑÌá ÇáãäÇÓÈ - ...ÑÈãÇ åæ áíÓ ÈÑÌá - to find the right man. - Maybe it's not a man...
ÇáÐí ÊÈÍËíä Úäå you should be looking for.
åá ÊÚäí Ãääí ÞÏ ÃÌÏ ÓÚÇÏÊí Ýí ããáßÉ ÇáÍíæÇäÇÊ íÇ ÈØÊí¿ You think I might find happiness in the animal kingdom, Ducky?
ßãÇ íÞæáæä íÇ ÏãíÊí Ãä ÇáÍÈ ÛÑíÈ æÃääÇ äÓÊØíÚ ÏÇÆãÇð Ãä äÚØå ÝÑÕÉ¿ Like they say, doll, love's strange. We could always give it a try.
...ÍÓäÇð Okay...
áäÝÚáåÇ íÇ ÓíÏ ãÇßæ Let's go for it, Mr. Macho.
ãÇÐÇ ÊÚäíä¿ ÍÓäÇð¿ áÞÏ ßÇäÊ ãÒÍÉ What do you mean? Okay? It was a joke.
- ÃÕÛ¡ ÃäÇ ãÊÚÈ ÌÏÇð - ...åÐÇ ÝÞØ áÃäß - Listen, I'm pretty tired. - It's just that you're so...
- áØíÝ æãÍÈæÈ ÌÏÇð - ÈíÝ¡ áäßä æÇÞÚííä - incredibly soft and cuddly. - Bev, let's be realistic.
ÃÚäí¡ Ãä ÔÞÊí ÊÈÚÏ ÊÑíáíæäÇÊ ÇáÃãíÇá ãä åäÇ I mean, my apartment's zillions of miles from here.
- æÃäÊ ÃØæá ãäí ÈËáÇËÉ ÃÞÏÇã - ...Ãääí ÝÞØ áÇ ÃÓÊØíÚ ãÞÇæãÉ - You're three feet taller that I am. - I just can't resist...
ÌÇÐÈíÊß ÇáÍíæÇäíÉ ÇáÔÏíÏÉ your intense animal magnetism.
Úáì Ãí ÍÇá¡ Çáì Ãíä ÓíÞæÏ ßá åÐÇ¿ ...ÒæÇÌ æÃØÝÇá Anyway, where will it all lead? Marriage, kids...
- æÔÑÇÁ ãäÒá Ýí ÇáÖæÇÍí - áäæÇÌå ÇáÃãÑ ÝÍÓÈ - a house in the suburbs? - Let's just face it.
- Ãäå ÞÏÑ - ßáÇ¡ Ãäå áíÓ ßÐáß - It's fate. - No, it's not!
- áÞÏ ÃÕÈÊ ÈÕÏÇÚ - æÃäÇ áÏí ÇáÃÓÈíÑíä - I've got a headache. - And I've got the aspirin.
ßæäí áØíÝÉ Be gentle.
ÝÞØ ÞÈáÉ ÊÕÈÍ Úáì ÎíÑ íÇ ÈØÊí ÇáÍáæÉ¿ Just one good night kiss sweet Ducky?
åíÇ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ áÞÏ ßäÊ ÃãÒÍ ÝÍÓÈ Come on, Howard, I was just kidding.
ÊÕÈÍ Úáì ÎíÑ Good night.
...íÇ Çáåí¡ ÇáÚáÇÞÉ My God. This relationship...
- ÊÎÇáÝ ßá ÞæÇäíä ÇáØÈíÚÉ - ßáÇ ÇäåÇ áíÓÊ ßÐáß - it defies all the laws of nature. - No, it doesn't.
åÐÇ áíÓ ßãÇ ÊÚÊÞÏæä¡ ÇääÇ ÃÕÏÞÇÁ ÌíÏæä ÝÞØ This is not what you think. We're just very good friends.
- Ýíá¿ - ÃäÇ ÂÓÝ¡ ÇáÈÇÈ ßÇä ãÝÊæÍÇð - Phil? - I'm sorry. The door was open.
- ãä åÐÇä ÇáÃËäÇä ÈÍÞ ÇáÌÍíã¿ - ...åÐÇ ÕÏíÞí ßÇÑÊÑ - Who the hell are they? - This is my friend Carter...
æåÐÇ ÇáÏßÊæÑ æÇáÊÑ ÌíääÛ ...æÞÏ ÃÎÈÑÊåãÇ ßá ÔíÁ Úäß and, this is Dr. Walter Jenning. And I told them all about you...
- åÇæÇÑÏ - áÞÏ ßäÊ ãÍÞÇð ÈÇáÝÚá - Howard. - You were obviously right.
- ÃÑå¡ ÃÑå ÇáÏáíá - Ãí Ïáíá¿ - Show, show him the evidence. - What evidence?
áÞÏ ÞãäÇ ÈÝÍÕåãÇ¡ æÊÈíä ÃäåãÇ ãä äÝÓ ÇáØíÑ We tested them, and they're both from the same fowl.
ãäß íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ You, Howard.
- ÑíÔÇÊí¿ - !åÇæÇÑÏ¡ åÇæÇÑÏ áÇ ÊÊåæÑ - My feathers? - Howard, Howard, don't go beserk!
- !ßáÇ - ...Úáì ßæßÈí áÇ äÞæá äãíÊ - No! - On my planet, we never say die...
- !Èá äÞæá äÞÊá - ÇáÂä¡ ÃäÊÙÑ áÍÙÉ - we say kill! - Now, wait a minute.
ÃÕÛ Çáí ÃíåÇ ÇáÒÇÆÑ ÇáÕÛíÑ Listen to me, Small Visitor.
ÃäÇ ÃÓÊØíÚ Ãä ÃÝÓÑ ßíÝíÉ ãÌíÆß Çáì åäÇ I can explain how you got here.
ÇáÏßÊæÑ ÌíääÛ åæ ÇáãÓÄæá Úáì ãÎÊÈÑ ÇáÝíÒíÇÁ ÇáÝáßíÉ Ýí ÏÇíäÇ-ÊßäíßÓ Dr Jenning is in charge of the Astro-Physics Lab at Dyna-Technics.
- ÇáÂä¡ æÝí áíáÉ Çá18 ãä Ãíáæá - ÇäåÇ ÇááíáÉ ÇáÊí åÈØ ÝíåÇ åÇæÇÑÏ - Now, on the night of September 18th. - That's the night Howard landed.
äÚã¡ ÇáÂä æÝí Êáß ÇááíáÉ ßäÇ äÌÑí ...ÃÎÊÈÇÑäÇ ÇáÔÇãá ÇáÃæá Yes, now on that night we were initiating our first full scale...
- áÌåÇÒ ÇáãØíÇÝ ÇááíÒÑí - æÞÏ ÊÚØáÃËäÇÁ ÇáÊÌÑÈÉ - test of the Laser Spectra scope. - It was shot during the experiment.
...æÞÏ ßÇä ÃÌÑÇÁð ÑæÊíäíÇð ÝÞØ ÇáåÏÝ ãäå ÞíÇÓ It was just a routine procedure meant to measure...
ßËÇÝÉ ÇáÛÇÒÇÊ ÇáãÍíØÉ ÈãÌÑÉ ÃáÝÇ ÓäÊæÑí the density of the gases that surround the Alpha Centauri.
...Úáì Ãí ÍÇá¡ æÃËäÇÁ ÇáãÖí ÈÇáÊÌÑÈÉ¡ ßÇä åäÇáß However, part way through the experiment, there was a...
...ÃäÍÑÇÝ ÈÇáãÓÇÑ æ a deviation and...
ÝÞÏäÇ ÇáÓíØÑÉ Úáì ÌåÇÒ ÇáãØíÇÝ ÇááíÒÑí we lost control of the laser spectra scope.
- ãÇÐÇ ÊÚäí ÈÃäßã ÝÞÏÊã ÇáÓíØÑÉ - ...ÞæÉ ãÌåæáÉ - What do you mean "lost control"? - Some unknown force...
...ÛíÑÊ ÃÊÌÇå ÔÚÇÚ ÇááíÒÑ Úä åÏÝå ÇáÃÕáí áÐÇ was re-directing the laser beam from its original target so that it hit...
- ÝÃäåÇ ÖÑÈÊ ßæßÈß ÈÇáãÞÇÈá - ÖÑÈÊ ßæßÈí¿ - your planet instead. - Hit my planet?
ãÇÐÇ Úä ÖÑÈ ÛÑÝÉ ãÚíÔÊí¿ åÐÇ ÇäÊåÇß ááÎÕæÕíÉ How about hitting my living room? Talk about an invasion of privacy?
...ÚäÏãÇ ÖÑÈ ÇáÔÚÇÚ¡ íÈÏæ Ãäß ÚáÞÊ ÃËäÇÁ ÍÏæË When the beam hit, you must have been caught up in a massive...
...ÃäÚßÇÓ ØÇÞÉ åÇÆá¡ æåæ ÈÇáÖÈØ ãÇ ÓÍÈß Çáì ÇáÝÖÇÁ energy inversion, which literally dragged you through space...
æÃÚÇÏß Çáì ãÕÏÑ ÇáÞæÉ åäÇ Úáì ßæßÈ ÇáÃÑÖ back to the power source here on earth.
- ÃßíÏ - ...æÝí ÇáãÎÊÈÑ Êáß ÇááíáÉ - Radical. - In the lab that night...
ÑÃíäÇ ÓÞæØ ÑíÔÉ we saw a single feather fall.
...æáã äÏÑß ÍíäåÇ ÈÃäß íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ We weren't aware that the rest of you, Howard...
ßäÊ ÞÏ åÈØÊ Ýí ÝÑÚ íÈÚÏ ãíáíä ÝÞØ åá áÏíß Ãí ÃÓÆáÉ¿ had landed in that alley just two miles away. Any questions?
äÚã¡ Ãíä ÓÑæÇáí¿ Yeah. Where are my pants?
- åÇæÇÑÏ¡ Çáì Ãíä ÃäÊ ÐÇåÈ¿ - Çáì ãÎÊÈÑåã - Howard, where you going? - To this lab of theirs.
- áãÇÐÇ¿ - ...áÃÑßÈ ÏÇÎá - What for? - To hop back on board...
Ðáß ÇáÔíÁ ÇááíÒÑí. ßá ãÇ Úáíßã ÝÚáå åæ ...ÊÍÑíß ÇáÚÊáÉ ÈÇáÃÊÌÇå ÇáãÚÇßÓ that laser thing. Then all you have to do is hit the reverse lever...
áÃÑÌÇÚí Çáì æØäí ÕÍíÍ¿ to send me back home. Right?
ÍÓäÇð¡ äÍä áã äÌÑÈ ÚßÓ ÇáÚãáíÉ Well, we hadn't considered reversing the process.
- áÇ ÃÚÊÞÏ Ãä ÇáÇãÑ ããßãä - ÃäÇ ÃíÖÇð - I, I don't think it's feasible. - Me, either.
...ÃäÊÙÑæÇ áÍÙÉ¡ áæ ÇÓÊØÚäÇ ÝÞØ Ãä äæáÏ Now, wait a minute. If we could generate...
- ...ÔÍäÉ ÞæíÉ ÌÏÇð Çáì ÏÑÌÉ ßÇÝíÉ - Ðáß ÛíÑ ããßä - a strong enough hyper-charge... - You can't do that.
åá ÊÚäí ÈÃä ÇáäÙÇã ÇáÚßÓí ÞÏ íÍÝÒ äÔÇØÇð ÚßÓíÇð ßáíÇð¿ You mean the reflex mode might provoke a total reversal?
- ÞÏ íßæä Ðáß ããßäÇð - áä íäÌÍ Ðáß - It just might be possible. - It won't work.
- äÚã - ÓíÏí - Yeah. - Sir.
áÇ ÊÕÛ Çáíåã íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ ...áÞÏ ÍÌÒÊ áß Don't, don't listen to them, Howard. I have got you booked...
Ýí ãÌáÉ Ãí Ãã ßáíÝáÇäÏ. ÃääÇ äÓÊØíÚ Ãä äÊÕÏÑ ...ÛáÇÝ ãÌáÉ ãáÎÕ ÇáÚáã¡ äÍä¡ äÍä on A.M. Cleveland. We can get the cover of Science Digest. We, we...
- ÃÛÑÈ Úä æÌåí íÇ Ðæ ÇáÚíæä ÇáÃÑÈÚÉ - äÚã - Butt Out, four-eyes. - Yeah.
íÇ ÌãÇÚÉ åá ÊÓÊØíÚæä ÝÚáÇð ÃÚÇÏÊå¿ Look, you guys, could you really send him back?
ÇÐÇ ÝÚáäÇ Ðáß¡ ÝÃääÇ äÓÊØíÚ ÊÃÓíÓ ÑÇÈØ ãÓÊãÑ Èíä ßæßÈíäÇ If we did, we could establish a continuing link between our planets.
áßä íÌÈ Úáíå Ãä íÑÍá ÇááíáÉ ãÇÏÇãÊ ÇáãÍÇÐÇÉ ãæÌæÏÉ But, he would have to leave tonight while the alignment still exists.
- áÇ äÓÊØíÚ ÇáÃäÊÙÇÑ - ...ÇäÊ ÊÚäí - We can't afford to wait. - You mean...
ÈÃääí æÃÎíÑÇð ÓæÝ ÃäØáÞ ÈåÐå ÇáÑÍáÉ¿ I'm finally gonna breeze this fly trap?
íÇ ÈØÊí¡ åÐÇ ãÇ ÃÑÏÊå¡ ÇáÐåÇÈ Çáì ÈíÊß Ducky, this is what you wanted. You're going home.
- äÚã - ÕÍíÍ - Yeah. - Right.
ßÇÑÊÑ¡ ÃÊÕá ÈáÇÑí æÞá áå Ãä íÔÛá ÇáÌåÇÒ Carter, call Larry have him set up the initiation procedure.
...ÃÎÈÑå ÈÃääí ÓÃÞÇÈáå Ýí ÇáãÎÊÈÑ ÍÇáÇð. æÃäÊ æÈáæãÈÑÊ Tell him I'll meet him at the lab right away. You and Blumburtt...
ÊÓÊØíÚÇä Ãä ÊÌáÈÇ åÇæÇÑÏ. ÃäÊ Úáì æÔß Ãä ÊÚíÏ ÕäÇÚÉ ÇáÊÇÑíÎ can bring Howard. You are about to make history a second time...
- íÇ ÕÏíÞí ÇáÕÛíÑ - ...ÔßÑÇð - my little friend. - Thanks...
áßä ÇáãÑÉ ÇáÃæáì ßáÝÊäí ßËíÑÇð but once was plenty.
- ÃÓÊãÑ - ÍÓäÇð - Get to it. - Right.
ÃäÊ ÊÚÑÝ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ¡ äÓÊØííÚ ÇáÃäÊÙÇÑ ÞáíáÇõ áÃÌá ãÞÇÈáÉ ÎÇÕÉ ãÚ ÞäÇÉ Èí Èí ÃÓ You know, Howard, we could hold out for a PBS special.
!Ýíá Phil!
ÈíÝ¡ ÃÑÊÏí ãáÇÈÓß¡ Ãáä ÊÃÊí áÊæÏÚíäí¿ Bev, get dressed. Aren't you gonna see me off?
ÈÇáØÈÚ ÓÃÝÚá. Ãääí ÝÞØ Âãá ÈÃä íÏÚæß ÊÃÎÐ ÍÞíÈÉ ÊÖÚ ÝíåÇ ÃÍÊíÇÌÇÊß Sure I am. I just hope they let you take a carry-on bag.
ÃäÙÑ ÓÃÖÚ áß æÇÞíÇÊ ÇáÖæÁ åÐå ÇáÊí ÃÎÐäÇåÇ Ýí ÇáäÇÏí Look, I'm gonna put on these Polaroids that we took at the Club.
...ÔßÑÇð¡ ÃäåÇ ÓÊÝíÏäí Thanks. These'll help...
ÓßÇä ßæßÈí ÚäÏãÇ ÃÚæÏ ÓæÝ áä íÕÏÞæäí or the guys back home are never gonna believe me.
- ãÇ åÐÇ ÇáãæÌæÏ Ýí ÍÞíÈÊí¿ - åÏÇíÇ ÊÐßÇÑíÉ - What's this in my bag? - Souvenirs?
- ÓæÝ ÃÝÊÞÏß ßËíÑÇð íÇ ÈØÊí - ...ÈíÝ - I'm gonna miss you a lot, Ducky. - Bev...
ÃäÇ áÇ ÃäÊãí Çáì åÐÇ ÇáãßÇä ÃäÊ ÊÚáãíä ÈÃäå íÌÈ Úáí ÇáÐåÇÈ I don't belong here. You know I've gotta go.
äÚã Yeah.
áíáí áÏíåÇ ÇáÏáÇÝíä æßæÓÊæ áÏíå ÇáÍíÊÇä Lily had the dolphins. Cousteau, the whales.
æÌæÏæá áÏíå ÇáÛæÑíáÇÊ æÃäÇ ÍÕáÊ Úáì ÈØÉ Goudall gorillas. I had a duck.
ßÇä ãä Çáããßä Ãä Ãßæä ãäÇÝÓÇð áåã I could have been a contender.
ÈíÝ¿ ÃäÇ áÓÊ ÔÎÕÇð ÚÇØÝíÇð ÌÏÇð Bev? I'm not a real sentimental guy.
ßáÇ¡ ÃÑÇåä ÈÃäß æáÏÊ Ýí ÈíÖÉ ÓÇÎäÉ Çáì ÏÑÌÉ ÇáÛáíÇä íÇ ÈØÊí No, I bet you were born from a very hard-boiled egg, Ducky.
...äÚã. áßäí áÇÒáÊ ÃÊÓÇÁá Yeah. But, I do keep wondering...
ãä Èíä ßá ÇáãäÇØÞ ÇáÊí ßÇä ãä Çáããßä Ãä ÃÓÞØ ÝíåÇ Ýí åÐÇ ÇáÚÇáã of all the alleys in the world I could have fallen into that night.
áãÇÐÇ ÓÞØÊ Ýí ãäØÞÊß¿ ...ÈÓÈÈ¡ Ãäå ÇáÂä Why did it have to be yours? Because, right now...
ÃäÊ ÇáÔíÁ ÇáæÍíÏ ÇáÐí íÌÚá ãÛÇÏÑÊí ÕÚÈÉ ÌÏÇð you're the one and only thing that's making it very hard for me to leave.
- áíÓ åäÇáß ÍÑÓ - íÌÈ Ãä äÚæÏ ÃÐÇð - There's no guard. - We should go back then?
Ýíá¿ Phil?
- ãÇÐÇ¿ - Êæá ÇáÞíÇÏÉ - What? - Drive.
áã ÕÝÇÑÇÊ ÇáÃäÐÇÑ åÐå¿ What are these alarms?
- áÞÏ ÍÏË ÔíÁ ãÇ - ãÇ ÇáÐí ÍÏË¿ - Something's happened. - What's happened?
áÇ ÃÚáã I don't know.
- íÇáå ãä ÔíÁ Ìãíá - ÕÍíÍ. ÃäÊÙÑæÇ - That is really cool. - Right. Hold it!
!ÇáÍÇÌÒ ÇáÃãäí Security!
Úíäí¡ Úíäí¡ áÞÏ ÃäÝÌÑÊ ËÇäíÉ áÞÏ ßÇä ÇáÃãÑ ÝÙíÚÃð My eyes! My eyes! It exploded again! It was terrible!
áíÓ áÏíäÇ ÇáÍÞ Ýí ÇáÊáÇÚÈ ÈÇáßæä We have no right to tamper with the Universe.
åÐÇ áÇ íÈÔÑ ÈÎíÑ This does not hold well.
åá åæ ÈÎíÑ¿ Is he okay?
!ÃÈÊÚÏæÇ Úä ØÑíÞí - !áÇ ÒÇá ÍÇÑÇð Get out of the way! - It's still hot!
!ÃÎÑÌåã ãä åäÇ ÃÎÑÌæÇ ãä ãÎÇÑÌ ÇáØæÇÑíÁ Get them out of here! Head for the emergency exists.
åÇæÇÑÏ¡ Çáì Çíä ÃäÊ ÐÇåÈ¿ Howard, where are you going?
- áÇÑí¡ Ãíä ÏßÊæÑ ÌíääÛ¿ - ßÇÑÊÑ¡ ÊÚÇá Çáì åäÇ - Larry, where's Dr. Jenning? - Carter, come here.
ÏÚäí ÃÑíß åÐÇ Let me show you this.
...áÞÏ ßÇä íäÔØ ÌåÇÒ ÇáãØíÇÝ ÇááíÒÑí He was pre-activating the laser spectra-scope...
æÞÏ ÝÞÏäÇ ÇáÓíØÑÉ ËÇäíÉð æßÇä åäÇáß ÃäÝÌÇÑ ÂÎÑ we lost control again and there was another explosion.
æÌíääÛ åæ ÇáÐí ÖÑÈÊå ÇáÞæÉ ÇáßÇãáÉ ááÃäÝÌÇÑ åÐå ÇáãÑÉ And, Jenning caught the full force of the blast this time.
- åá åæ ÈÎíÑ¿ Ãíä åæ¿ - ...ÃäÊ ÊÚÑÝ ÇáãßÇä ÃÓÝá - Is he all right? Where is he? - You, you see the bottom...
ÌåÇÒ ÇáãØíÇÝ¡ áÞÏ Ñãì Èå ÇáÃäÝÌÇÑ Çáì ÇáÍÇÆØ ...æÈÚÏ Ðáß ÌíääÛ of the spectra scope, blew it to the wall and Jenning just...
- ÃÎÊÝì ÝÌÃÉð - ÇáãÚÐÑÉ - just disappeared. - Excuse me.
áßä åá ÓíÄÎÑ åÐÇ ãæÚÏ ÓÝÑí¿ But is this gonna delay my take-off?
åá¡ åá åÐÇ åæ¿ !åÐÇ áÇ íÕÏÞ Is, is that it? That's unbelievable!
äÚã. áÞÏ ÌáÈäÇ åÇæÇÑÏ Ýí ÇáãÑÉ ...ÇáÃæáì¡ áßä ãÇÐÇ áæ Yeah. We brought Howard down the first time, but what if...
íÇ Çáåí íÇ áÇÑí ãÇÐÇ áæ ßäÊã ÞÏ ÌáÈÊã ÔíÁ ÂÎÑ åÐå ÇáãÑÉ¿ God, Larry what if we brought down something else this time?
...ÓäÌãÚ ßá ÇáÚáãÇÁ áß Ýí ÇáãÎÊÈÑ ÓíÏí We're rounding up all the scientists for you in the lab, sir...
áßä ÃÚÊÞÏ Ãäå ãä ÇáÃÝÖá Ãä ÊáÞí äÙÑÉ ...Úáì åÐÇ ÇáÔíÁ ÇáÂÍÑ ÃíÖÇð but I think you better take a look at this other...
- åÐÇ ÇáÔíÁ ÇáÂÎÑ ÃæáÇð - ÔíÁ.. íÇ åÇäÓä¿ - this other thing first. - A thing... Hansen?
...åá åÐå åí ØÑÞ ÇáæÕÝ ÇáÏÞíÞ Is that kind of precise, descriptive techniques...
ÇáÊí íÚáãæäåÇ ááãÌäÏíä ÇáÌÏÏ åÐå ÇáÃíÇã¿ ÔíÁ¿ they're teaching Rookies nowadays? A thing?
ÃÑíÏ Ãä ÃÚÑÝ ãÇ ÇáÐí ÊÝÚáæäå ãÚ åÇæÇÑÏ Ýí ÇáÏÇÎá¿ I, I wanna know what they're doing with Howard in there?
- ÇáãÚÐÑÉ¡ åá ÃäÊ ÇáãÓÄæá åäÇ¿ - äÚã¡ áãÇÐÇ¿ - Excuse me, are you in charge here? - Yeah. Why?
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÃÑíÏ Ãä ÃÚÑÝ íÖÇíÞ åÄáÇÁ åÇæÇÑÏ¿ Well, I wanna know why they're harassing Howard.
ãä åæ åÇæÇÑÏ¿ Who's Howard?
áíÓ áå ÚáÇÞÉ ÈãÇ ÍÏË åÇæÇÑÏ åæ ãÌÑÏ ÈÑíÁ He had nothing to do with it. Howard, Howard is just an innocent.
- ÔíÁ ÈÑíÁ¿ - !ßáÇ¡ ÈØÉ - Thing? - No, Duck!
ÈØÉ ÈÑíÆÉ ÝÞØ¿ Just an innocent duck?
Ãäåã íÊÓÇÁáæä áãÇÐÇ ÃÑíÏ Ãä ÃÊÞÇÚÏ ãÈßÑÇð They wonder why I'm asking for an early retirement...
- ÃäÊ ÊÚÇãá ãÚ åÐå - ...ÃäÊÙÑ áÍÙÉ¡ ÃäÊ áÇ ÊÓÊØíÚ Ãä - you deal with this. - Wait a second, you can't...
åíÑÈí¡ ÃáÏíß ÔíÁ ãÇ åäÇ¿ Herbie, you got a 'thing' in here?
ÔíÁ Thing.
áÞÏ ÖÞÊ ÐÑÚÇð æÃÑíÏ Ãä ÃÑì ãÍÇãí I've had enough! I wanna see my lawyer.
ÃäÇ áÏí ÍÞæÞ åá ÊÚáãæä Ðáß¿ ÓÃÑÞÇÖíßã I've got rights, you know? I'm suing.
äÚã Yeah.
ÇááÚäÉ. åÇäÓä¡ ÇÏÎá æÃäÒÚ ãáÇÈÓ ÇáÈØ ÇáÊäßÑíÉ Goddamnit, Hansen, get in here and get this friggen duck suit...
- !ãä Úáì åÐÇ ÇáãÌäæä - ÍÓäÇð íÇ ÓíÏí - of this nut! - Okay, sir.
!åíå¡ åíå ÃÊÑßæäí æÔÃäí !ÃíåÇ ÇáÍãÞì ÇáÚãÇáÞÉ Hey, hey, let me go! You big oafs!
...Úáì ßæßÈí áÇ äÞæá... äãíÊ¡ Èá äÞæá On my planet we never say... die, we say...
!áíÓ ÓÑæáí ÇáÏÇÎáí not my shorts!
!ÃíåÇ ÇáãäÍÑÝæä You perverts!
- ÓíÇÏÉ ÇáãáÇÒã¿ - ÓíÇÏÉ ÇáãáÇÒã áÇ íæÌÏ åäÇáß ÓÍÇÈ - Lieutenant? - Lieutenant, there's no zipper.
æáíÓ åäÇáß ÃÒÑÇÑ ÓíÏí There's no buttons. No Velcro, sir.
ÃÚäÞÏ ÈÃä ÃÚÖÇÁ ÇáãÔÊÈå Èå ÃÕáíÉ íÇ ÓíÏí I think the suspect's stuff is like inboard, sir.
- äÚã¡ ÃÚÊÞÏ ÈÃäå ÍÞíÞí - !ÇÐÇ ßÇä ÑÌÇáß ÞÏ ÃäÊåæÇ - Yeah. I, I think he's for real. - If your goons are finished!
!ÃÊÑßäí æÔÃäí Let go on me!
ÃÑíÏ Ãä ÃÊÍÏË ãÚ ãÇ íÓãæä !ÈÇáÚáãÇÁ ÇáãæÌæÏíä Ýí ÇáÎÇÑÌ I'd like a word with those so-called scientists out there!
- ÍÞÇ¿ ÊÊÍÏËæä Úä ãÇÐÇ¿ - ...ÃÑíÏ Ãä ÃÚÑÝ ãÊì íÓÊØíÚæä ÚßÓ - Oh, yeah? What about? - About when they can rev up...
- Úãá Êáß ÇáÂáÉ æÃÑÌÇÚí Çáì æØäí - ...ÃÕÛ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ - that machine and send me back home. - Listen, Howard...
ÃäÇ ÓæÝ ÃÊÍÏË ãÚ ÇáÚáãÇÁ ÇáãæÌæÏíä Ýí ÇáÎÇÑÌ I'm gonna go talk to the scientists out there.
æÃäÊ ÓæÝ ÊáÚÈ áÚÈÉ ÇáÈØÉ ÇáÌÇáÓÉ Ýí ÒäÒÇäÉ ÇáÓÌä You are gonna go play sitting duck in a jail cell.
- ÓíÇÏÉ ÇáãáÇÒã ãÇ åí ÇáÊåãÉ íÇ ÓíÏí¿ - ãÎáæÞ ÝÖÇÆí ÛíÑ ÞÇäæäí - Lieutenant, what's the charge, sir? - IIlegal alien.
åíÇ Come on.
- ÓÃÍÖÑ ÇáÓíÇÑÉ - ÍÓäÇð - I'll get the car. - All right.
!Ãæå¡ ÓíßÇÑÉ ÍÓäÇð¡ åßÐÇ ÊÈÏÃ ÇáÃãæÑ ÏÇÆãÇð Oh, a cigar! All right, that's how it starts.
!æÍÔíÉ ÑÌÇá ÇáÔÑØÉ Police brutality!
- !åíå¡ ÊæÞÝ Úä ãÚÇãáÊå ÈÎÔæäÉ - åíå áÇ íãßäß ÇáÏÎæá Çáì åäÇ - Hey, stop manhandling him! - Hey, you can't come in here.
åäÇáß ÓíßÇÑÉ ÃÎÑì ãÊÑæßÉ Here's another one already lift.
- Ãæå íÇ ãÌäæä¡ áÞÏ ÑãíÊ ÓíßÇÑÊí - ãÇÐÇ¿ - Oh, nuts, I dropped my cigar. - What?
- !ÍÑíÞ - Ãíä¿ - Fire! - Where?
- Ãæå íÇ Çáåí¡ åÐÇ ãÇ ßÇä äÇÞÕÇð - !Çáì ÇááÞÇÁ ÃíåÇ ÇáÔÑØí - Oh, Geez, that's all I need. - So long, copper!
ÈØ íÇÆÓ íÑÊßÈæä ÃÝÚÇáÇð íÇÆÓÉ Desperate ducks commit desperate acts!
!ÃËÈÊ ãßÇäß Freeze!
!ÍÐÑå íÇ ÈØæØ Book him, Ducko!
!ÃÚØåÇ ãÝÇÊíÍ ÇáÃÕÝÇÏ ÃíåÇ ÇáÔÑØí Give her the keys to the cuffs, Flatfoot!
äÚã Yeah.
ãÇ ÇáÐí ÊÝÚáå åäÇ ÇááíáÉ¿ ÃäÊ áÇ Êãáß ÈØÇÞÉ ÔÎÕíÉ¿ What are you doing here tonight? You got no ID.
- ÓíÏí ÇáãáÇÒã¿ - ãÇÐÇ¿ - Lieutenant? - What?
áÞÏ åÑÈÊ ÇáÈØÉ The duck got away.
!ÃÎÑÓ ÃíåÇ ÇáÇÍãÞ !ÃÎÑÌæå ãä åäÇ Shut up, fool! Get him out of here!
ÊÚÇáæ Çáì åäÇ åÑæáæÇ ÍÓäÇð¡ ÃÑíÏ Ðáß ÇáÑÌá Over here on the double. Okay. I want this guy.
ÇáãÔÊÈå ÈØæá ËáÇËÉ ÃÞÏÇã æÈæÕÉ The suspect is three foot one inches tall.
- ËáÇËÉ ÃÞÏÇã æÈæÕÊíä ÔßÑÇð - ÓãÚÊãæäí ÌíÏÇð - Three-two, thank you. - You heard me.
Ãäå ãÓáÍ¡ åÐÇ íÚäí Ãä áÏíå ÓáÇÍÇð ÃáíÓ ßÐáß¿ He's armed. That means he's got a weapon, right?
- æåÐÇ íÚäí ÃíÖÇó ÈÃäå ÎØÑ - ÃäÇ¿ - That also means he's dangerous. - Me?
ÎØÑ ÌÏÇð Extremely dangerous.
!ÃäÊã ãÕÑÍæä ÈÇáÞÊá Shoot to kill!
!ÊÍÑßæÇ åíÇ Let's move it out! Come on!
ÑíÊÔÇÑÏ ÊÚÇá ãÚí Richard, come with me.
ÍÓäÇð Okay.
áäÐåÈ Let's go.
- ßáÇ¡ áÇ ÊØáÞ ÇáäÇÑ - !äÍä äÓÊÓáã - No, don't shoot. - We give up!
- !æÞÊ ãÓÊÞØÚ - äÍä äÓÊÓáã - Time out! - We surrender.
- ÏßÊæÑ ÌíääÛ - ãÇÐÇ¿ - Dr. Jenning? - What?
- !ÇáãÒíÏ ãä ÇáÔÑØÉ¡ åíÇ ÃÓÑÚ - ãÇÐÇ¿ - More cops, come on, hurry! - What?
- ÊÚÇá Çáì åäÇ - ÇÏÎá Çáì åäÇ íÇ ÏßÊæÑ - Come here. - Get over here, Doc.
- ...åÇæÇÑÏ¡ åÇæÇÑÏ - ãÇÐÇ¿ - Howard, Howard... - What?
áÞÏ ÊÚØá ÌåÇÒ ÇáãØíÇÝ ÇááíÒÑí ãÑÉ ËÇäíÉ The laser spectra-scope malfunctioned again.
...áÞÏ ÍÏË ÇäÝÌÇÑ åÇÆá Ëã There was a tremendous explosion and then...
ãä ÇáãÄßÏ Ãä ÇáÑÄíÉ ÃäÚÏãÊ ÚäÏí Ëã ÝÌÃÉð æÌÏÊ äÝÓí åäÇ I must have blacked out. Then suddenly I find myself out here.
- åá åã íÈÍËæä Úäß¿ - åá ÊÚäí ÌãáÉ ÃäÊã ãÕÑÍæä ÈÇáÞÊá ÔíÆÇð¿ - Are they after you? - Does 'shoot to kill' sound serious?
ãä ÇáãÍÊãá Ãääí ÃäÊåíÊ ÃíÖÇð I'm probably finished, too.
Êáß ÇáÊÌÇÑÈ áã íßä ãÕÑÍÇð ÈåÇ Those experiments weren't authorized.
ãä ÇáãÍÊãá Ãäåã Óíáæãæääí They're probably gonna blame me.
Ãæå¡ íÇ Çáåí¡ Ãäå ÈÍÇÌÉ ááãÓÇÚÏÉ ...åÇæÇÑÏ¡ ÑÈãÇ Oh, my God, he needs help. Howard, maybe...
- íÌÈ Ãä äÛÇÏÑ ßáäÇ ãä åäÇ - åá áÏíß ÓíÇÑÉ íÇ ÏßÊæÑ¿ - we all should get out of here. - You got a car, Doc?
ãÇÐÇ ÃÕÇÈäí¿ Êáß åí ÇáÈÇÈ ÇáÎáÝíÉ What's wrong with me? There's the back gate.
- ÌíÏ¡ áíÓ åäÇáß ÑÌÇá ÔÑØÉ - áíÓ áÏí ãÝÊÇÍ ÇáÈæÇÈÉ - Good, there's no cops. - I don't have a gate key.
áÏíäÇ ÓíÇÑÉ ÃáíÓ ßÐáß¿ áÐÇ ÃÓÑÚ You've got a foot, don't you? So step on it.
ÓíÏí ÇáãáÇÒã¡ åäÇáß ÓíÇÑÉ ÍØãÊ ÇáÈæÇÈÉ ÇáÎáÝíÉ Lieutenant, a car crashed out the back gate.
- æåí ãÊÌåÉ Çáì ÇáØÑíÞ ÇáÓÑíÚ ÑÞã 5 - ...ÍÓäÇð¡ ÃÑÓá ÊÈáíÛÇð Çáì ÌãíÚ ÇáæÍÏÇÊ - Headed for Highway Five. - All right, get out an All Points...
- ÇáÂä - ÍÇÖÑ ÓíÏí - Bulletin right now. - Yes, sir!
ßíÝ ÈÍÞ ÇáÌÍíã ÓÃÔÑÍ ãæÖæÚ ãØÇÑÏÉ ÈØÉ¿ How in the hell am I gonna explain a manhunt for a duck?
- Ãäå ÃÕØíÇÏ ÈØÉ - ...åÇäÓä¡ ÃÑÌæß¡ áÇÊÞá Ðáß - It's a duck hunt. - Hansen, please, don't, don't...
áÇ ÊÈÏÃ¡ ÃÑÌæß¿ ÃÑÌæß¿ don't start, please? Please?
ÃáÇ ÊÓÊØíÚÇä Ãä ÊÝåãÇ¿ !áÞÏ ÃÎÈÑÊßãÇ ÈÃääí ÑÃíÊ ÔíÆÇð Can't you understand? I'm telling you I saw something!
...ÏßÊæÑ ÃäÊ ãÕÏæã ÈÓÈÈ ÇáÃäÝÌÇÑ Doc, you're in shock from the explosion...
- æáåÐÇ ÃäÊ ÊÊÎíá ÇáÃÔíÇÁ - !ÃäÊÈå Çáì ØÑíÞß¡ ÇááÚäÉ - and you're imagining things. - Watch where you're going, damn it!
ÃÕÛíÇ¡ áÞÏ åÈØ ÔíØÇä Ãä ÇáÚÇáã Ýí ÎØÑ ÚÙíã Listen, an evil has landed. The world is in great danger.
äÚã¡ ÈÇáÊÃßíÏ Ãäå ßÐáß ØÇáãÇ ÃäÊ ÊÞæÏ ÓíÇÑÉ Úáì ÇáØÑíÞ ÇáÓÑíÚ Yeah, it certainly is when you're out on the highway.
!ÃäÊÈå Look out!
ÓæÝ ÊÊÓÈÈ ÈÞÊáäÇ You're gonna get us killed.
ÃÔÚÑ ßÃä ÔíÆÇð ãÇ ÈÏÇÎáí !æåæ íÃßá Ýí ÃÍÔÇÆí It feels like something inside me gnawing at my guts!
- ãÇ ÇáÐí íÍÕá ãÚí¿ - ÍÓäÇð¡ ãÇ ÇáÐí ÊäÇæáÊå Úáì ÇáÛÏÇÁ¿ - What's wrong with me? - Well, what did you have for lunch?
!Ãæå íÇ Çáåí !Ãæå¡ íÇ Çáåí Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
!åíÇ¡ Êãåá ÚáíäÇ áÇ ÊÛáÞ Úíäíß Come on, give us a break! Don't close your eyes.
ÇáÃáã The pain.
ßÃääí ÃÊÍæá Çáì ÔíÁ ÂÎÑ ãä ÇáÏÇÎá ...ÃÎÔì Ãääí Úáì æÔß Ãä It's like I'm transforming inside. I'm afraid I'm about...
- Ãä ÃÕÈÍ ÔíÆÇð ÂÎÑ - ...Çæå¡ ÚÙíã - to become something else. - Oh, great...
- ãËá ÇáÊÍæá ÇáÌäÓí Ãæ ãÇ ÔÇÈå Ðáß - ÔíÆ ãÇ íäãæ ÈÏÇÎáí - like a sex change or something. - Something's growing inside me.
!Ãäå íØæí æíáÛí ÌãíÚ ÃÚÖÇÆí ÇáÏÇÎáíÉ It's replicating and superseding all my intern organs!
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÊæÞÝ ÚäÏ ÇÍÏ ÇáÍãÇãÇÊ¡ åáÇ ÝÚáÊ Ðáß¿ Well, stop at a bathroom, huh?
Ãäå Ôßá ÇáæÍÔ ÇáÐí ÑÃíÊå That monster's shape I saw.
- !ÌíääÛ - Ãäå ÈÏÇÎá ÌÓÏí - Jenning! - It's inside my body.
ÇÇä ÇáÑÌá Ýí ÍÇáÉ åÐíÇä Ãäå áÇ íÊßáã ÈÔßá ãäØÞí ÃÈÏÇð This guy's delirious. He's not making any sense.
áÞÏ ÝÇÊ ÇáÃæÇä ...Ãä äåÇíÉ ÇáÚÇáã ÞÇÏãÉ It's too late. The end of the world is coming...
æÃäÇ ÓÃßæä ÇáÓÈÈ Ýí ÍÏæËåÇ and I will be the cause of it.
!ÌíääÛ¡ íÇ ÑÌá ÃÈØÃ ÞáíáÇð !ÓíØÑ Úáì ÚÌáÉ ÞíÇÏÊß ÇáßÈíÑÉ Jenning, man, slow down! Steer you big yo-yo! Steer!
!åÇæÇÑÏ¡ ÃÖÛØ Úáì ÇáãßÇÈÍ !åÇæÇÑÏ¡ ÃÖÛØ Úáì ÇáãßÇÈÍ Howard, step on the brake! Howard, step on the brake!
!Ãæå ßáÇ !ÎØ ÃÈíÖ¡ Ãäå ÇáØÑíÞ ÇáÎØÃ Oh, no! White line, wrong way.
- !ÇáãßÇÈÍ¡ ÃÖÛØí íÇ ÈíÝÑáí ÃÖÛØí - ÃäÇ ÃÍÇæá Ðáß - The brake! Push, Beverly, push! - I'm trying!
ÃäÇ ãíÊ äÚã¡ ÃäÊ ßÐáß I'm dead. Yes, you are.
- åá ÊÙä Ðáß ãÖÍßð íÇ ÌíääÛ¿ - ÃäÇ áã ÃÚÏ ÌíääÛ ÈÚÏ ÇáÂä - You think that's funny, Jenning? - I'm not Jenning any more.
Ãä ÚãáíÉ ÇáÊÍæá ÃßÊãáÊ ÃäÇ ÇáÂä ÔÎÕ ÂÎÑ The transformation is complete. I am now someone else.
ÍÇæá ÃÞäÇÚ ÔÑßÉ ÊÃãíäß ÈÐáß Try telling that to your insurance company.
ÃÚÊÞÏ ÈÃäå íÍÊÇÌ Çáì ÈÚÖ ÇáÞåæÉ åíÇ I think he needs some coffee. Come on.
Ãæå¡ ãä ÈÚÏß Oh, after you.
åíå¡ ÂÓÝ Hey, sorry.
áåÐÇ ÇáÓÈÈ ÃäÇ ÃßÑå äæÈÉ ÇáÚãá ÇááíáíÉ This is why I hate the night' shift.
ÂÓÝÉ¡ áÇ äÓãÍ ÈÊæÇÌÏ ÇáÍíæÇäÇÊ ÇáÃáíÝÉ ÏÇÎá ÇáãÈäì I'm sorry, we don't allow pets on the premises.
åíå¡ ßæäí ØíÈÉ ÇáÞáÈ ÃäÇ ÈØÉ ãÑÆíÉ ÈÇáÚíä ÇáãÌÑÏÉ Hey, have a heart. Seeing eye duck.
ãäÙÑ ãÄËÑ ÃáíÓ ßÐáß¿ Touching, isn't he?
áÇ ÊÖÛØ ÈåÐå ÇáÞæÉ¡ ãÇ ÇáÐí ÊÝÚáå¿ åá ÃäÊ ÚÇÔÞ¿ Not so tight. What are you doing? Falling in love?
äÚã¡ ÃÌáÓ Yeah, sit down.
ÃäÇ ÈÍÇÌÉ ãÇÓÉ Çáì ÞÏÍ ãä ÇáÈíÑÉ íÌÈ Ãä ÃÌÏ äÇÏáÉ I need a beer bad. Gotta find a waitress.
äÚã Yeah.
- !åíå¡ ÚÒíÒÊí¡ ÇäÊ - äÚã¡ ÃäÇ ÞÇÏãÉ - Hey, honey! You! - Yeah, I'm coming.
åÇ åí ÞÇÏãÉ Here she comes.
Ãä Òí ÃÈäßã ËæÑí ÌÏÇð ...ÃÑÇåä ÈÃäå ãÌäæä ÈÜ Your kid's costume is really radical. I'll bet he's crazy about...
äÚã¡ ÃäÇ ãæáÚ ÌÏÇð Èå Yeah, I'm very attached to him.
íÈÏæ Ãä ÃÈÇß íÓÑÍ Ýí ÚÇáãå ÇáÎÇÕ Your dad's sort of in his own space.
ãÇ Çáí ÊÚÊÞÏ ÈÃäå íÍÈ Ãä íÃßá¿ What do you think he'd like to eat?
áã ÃÚÏ ÈÍÇÌÉ Çáì ÇáãÒíÏ ãä ØÚÇã ÇáÈÔÑ I no longer need human food.
ÃÚáã Ãä åÐÇ ÈÓÈÈ ÇáÃÏæíÉ¡ áßä íÌÈ Úáíßã ...Ãä ÊØáÈæÇ ÈÚÖ ÇáØÚÇã I know it's a drag, but you're gonna have to order some food...
ÇÐÇ ÃÑÏÊã ÇáÌáæÓ åäÇ¡ ãÇ ÑÃíßã ÈÇáÃØÈÇÞ ÇáÎÇÕÉ áåÐÇ Çáíæã ÇáãæÌæÏÉ Ýí ÇáÞÇÆãÉ¿ if you wanna sit here, so how about the specials on the menu?
ÃäÊ Úáì æÔß Ãä ÊÔåÏí Úáì ...äåÇíÉ ÇáÚÇáã ÇáÞÏíã You are about to witness the end of the old world...
ææáÇÏÉ ÇáÚÇáã ÇáÌÏíÏ and the birth of the new.
åíå¡ ÃáÇ íÔÈå ÃÍÏ ÃæáÆß ÇáÏÚÇÉ ÇáÐíä íÙåÑæä Ýí ÇáÊáÝÇÒ Ãæ ãÇ ÔÇÈå Ðáß¿ Hey, is he like one of those TV Evangelists or something?
- äÚã - Ãæ ãÇ ÔÇÈå Ðáß - Yeah. - Or something.
- ÓÃÞÊá ÃÍÏåã - áÇ ÈÃÓ ÃåÏÃ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ - I'm gonna kill somebody. - It's okay, Howard.
áã áÇ ÊÌáÈí áäÇ ËáÇËÉ ÃØÈÇÞ ÎÇÕÉ æËáÇËÉ ÃÞÏÇÍ ÈíÑÉ Why don't we just have three specials and three beers.
ÍÓäÃð Right.
- íÇ ãÓßíäÉ - ÃÕÛ íÇ ÏßÊæÑ Ìí - Poor girl. - Listen, Dr. J.
Ýí ÍÇáÉ áæ ÇÓÊØÚÊ ÇáÚæÏÉ Çáì ÇáæÇÞÚ áËÇäíÉ æÇÍÏÉ If you could tune back into reality for a second.
Ãääí áÇ ÃÝåã Ãí ÔíÁ ããÇ ÊÊÍÏË Úäå I don't understand anything you're talking about.
ßá ãÇ ÃÚÑÝå åæ Ãääí ÇÍÊÇÌ Çáì ãÇßäÉ ÇááíÒÑ áíÚíÏäí Çáì æØäí All I know is I need that laser machine to get me home.
åá åí áÇÒÇáÊ ÊÚãá íÇ ÌíääÛ¿ !ÌíääÛ Is it still working, Jenning? Jenning!
áÞÏ ÃÎÈÑÊß íÇ ÚÞá ÇáÚÕÝæÑ ÈÃääí áã !ÃÚÏ ÌíääÛ ÈÚÏ ÇáÂä I told you, bird brain, I'm not Jenning any more!
ÃäÇ ÇáÂä ÃÍÏ áæÑÏÇÊ ÇáÙáÇã ÇáÃÚÙã Ýí Çáßæä I am now one of the Dark Over Lords of the Universe.
- áæÑÏ ÇáÙáÇã ÇáÃÚÙã ááßæä¿ - áÇÈÏ ÃäåÇ ãÓÄæáíÉ ßÈíÑÉ - Dark Over Lord of the Universe? - That must be quite a responsibility.
ÇááíáÉ ÞÇã ÔÚÇÚ ÇááíÒÑ ÈÖÑÈ ÑÇÈØÉ ÓæãíäæÓ Tonight the laser beam hit the Nexus of Sominus.
ãÇ åÐÇ¿ ÖÇÍíÉ ãä ÖæÇÍí ßáíÝáÇäÏ¿ What is that? A Suburb of Cleveland?
ÇäåÇ ÊÞÚ Èíä ÇáßæÇßÈ ...ÃäåÇ ãäØÞÉ ááÔíÇØíä It lied beyond the planets. It's a region of demons...
ÇáÊí Êã äÝí áæÑÏÇÊ ÇáÙáÇã ÇáÃÚÙã ÝíåÇ ãäÐ ÍÞÈÉ ãä ÇáÒãä to which we Dark Over Lords were exiled eons ago.
- Âãá ÈÃäß ÊÝåãíä ßá ãÇ íÞÇá - ...åÇæÇÑÏ¡ ãÇ ÃÝåãå åæ åÐÇ - I hope you're getting all this. - Howard, what I'm getting is that...
- åÐÇ ÇáÑÌá ãÑíÖ ÌÏÇð ÌÏÃð - ...ãËáãÇ ÃäÊ - this man is very, very sick. - Just as you...
ÌáÈÊ Çáì åäÇ Úä ØÑíÞ ÇáÎØÃ were brought down here accidentally.
...ÇááíáÉ ÍÑÑäí ÔÚÇÚ ÇááíÒÑ ãä ãäØÞÉ Tonight the laser beam released me from that...
ÇáÔíÇØíä Êáß æÓÍÈäí Çáì Ðáß ÇáãÎÊÈÑ region of demons and pulled me down into that lab.
- íÇáå ãä ßæä ÕÛíÑ - ...ÃËäÇÁ ÇáÃäÝÌÇÑ - Small universe. - During the explosion...
ÏÎáÊ Çáì ÌÓÏ ÌíääÛ ...áÐÇ I entered Jenning's body. So...
...ÝÃääí ÊäßÑÊ æÇÎÝíÊ Ôßáí ÇáÍÞíÞí I have disguised my true form...
æÇáÐí ÞÏ íÚÊÈÑ ÈÔÚÇð æãÞÒÒÇð åäÇ which would be considered hideous and revolting here.
åÐÇ áÍÓä ÍÙ ÇáäÇÓ ÇáÐíä íÃßáæä åäÇ Lucky for the people eating.
áÞØ ØáÈÊã ÃØÈÇÞ Çáíæã ÇáÎÇÕÉ¡ ãÇ ÇáÃãÑ¿ You ordered the specials, what's wrong?
åÐÇ ÓíÚäí ÇäÞÑÇÖ ßá ÃÔßÇá ÇáÍíÇÉ This will mean the extinction of all existing life forms.
- ÃäÊ ÍÊì áã ÊÊÐæÞå - ãÇÐÇ ÊÙäíä¿ - You haven't even tasted it, yet. - What do you think?
åá ÃäÇ Ýí ãßÇä áÃßá áÍã ÌäÓí Ãæ ãÇ ÔÇÈå Ðáß¿ I'm into cannibalism or something?
åíå¡ åá ÃäÊã ßáßã ãÚå Ýí äÝÓ ÇáäÞÇÔ åäÇ¿ Hey, are we like all in the same discussion here?
ÓÃÚØíß ÊáãíÍÇð íÇ ÏãíÉ ...ãÇ åæ ÇáÔíÁ ÇáÃÈíÖ I'll give you a hint, Doll. What's white, ovid...
ÇáÐí íÐßÑäí ÏÇÆãÇð Èíæã ãíáÇÏí¿ and always reminds me of my birthday?
- áÇ ÃÚáã - !ÇáÈíÖ¡ ÃÈÚÏíåã ãä åäÇ - I don't know. - The eggs! Get them out of here!
íÇ Çáåí¡ ÇÊã ÊÚáãæä Ãä ÇáÚÏÇÆíÉ åí ãÔßáÉ äÝÓíÉ Gosh, you know, hostility is like psychic boomerang.
!ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÕÏÞ ãÇ íÍÏË Úáì åÐÇ ÇáßæßÈ !ÈíÖ ãÞáí¡ ãÞÒÒ I can't believe this planet! Fried eggs. Yuck!
- !ÝÞØ ÃÌáÈí ÇáÈíÑÉ - åÇæÇÑÏ¿ åÇæÇÑÏ¿ - Just bring the beer! - Howard? Howard?
- ãÇ ÇáÐí ÍÏË¿ - ßíÝ ÝÚáÊ Ðáß ÈÍÞ ÇáÌÍíã¿ - What happened? - How the hell did you do that?
- Ãä ÞæÊí Êäãæ - !ÃäÊÈå - My powers are growing. - Watch out!
- áÞÏ ÍÇä ÇáæÞÊ ÇáÂä - ãÇ åÐÇ¿ - It is time now. - What's that?
...Ãäå ãÝÊÇÍ ÇáÔÝÑÉ ÇáÐí ÓíÝÚá ÌåÇÒ ÇáãØíÇÝ ÇááíÒÑí It is the code key. It will activate the laser spectra scope...
ÚäÏãÇ ÃÓÊÎÏãå ÇááíáÉ áÃÍÖÑ áæÑÏÇÊ ÇáÙáÇã ÇáÃÚÙã ÇáÂÎÑíä Çáì åäÇ when I use it tonight to bring down the other Dark Over Lords.
- ÇáÂÎÑíä¿ - ÃßÊãáÊ ÇáÚÕÇÈÉ - The others? - Now he's got a whole gang.
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÝáíÐåÈæÇ Çáì ÇáÌÍíã ÃäÇ ÍÌÒÊ ÃæáÇð áÃÓÊÎÏÇã ÇáÌåÇÒ ÇááíÒÑí Well, screw them. I got dibs on the laser first.
ÃÚØäí ãÝÊÇÍ ÇáÔÝÑÉ åÐÇ áÃäå íÚÊÈÑ ÈãËÇÈÉ ÊÐßÑÉ ÚæÏÊí Çáì ÇáæØä Gimme that code hey. That's my ticket home!
- !ÃäÙÑí Çáì íÏíå - !åÐÇ áÇ ÔíÁ¡ ÃäÙÑ Çáì æÌåå - Look at his hand! - It's nothing. Look at his face!
äÚã¡ ÞÑíÈÇð ÓíÞæã áæÑÏÇÊ ÇáÙáÇã ÇáÃÚÙã ÈÇÈÊáÇÚ ÇáÃÑÖ Yes. Soon the Dark Over Lords will engulf the Earth.
- áä íÈÞì Ãí ßÇÆä ÈÔÑí åäÇ - !æáä ÊÈÞì Ãí ÈØÉ ÃíÖÇð - Nothing human will remain here. - Nothing ducks will remain either!
- !ÊÍÑßí¡ äÍä ÐÇåÈæä - ÃäÊ ÓÊÏÝÚ ÇáÍÓÇÈ - Move, we're going! - You will get the check?
ÃßÑå Ãä Âßá æáÇ ÃÏÝÚ Ëãä ÇáØÚÇã Hate to eat and run.
- ÃåáÇð æãÑÍÈÇð - ÃÈÊÚÏ Úä ÇáØÑíÞ - Hello there. - Get out of the way.
- åíå ÃäÙÑæÇ¡ ÈØÉ ÊÊßáã - !ÃÛÑÈæÇ Úä æÌåí - Hey, look the talking duck. - Bug off!
- íÇ Çáåí¡ ãÇåÐÇ¿ - ÃíåÇ ÇáãÛÝá¡ Ãäå ãÊÍÏË ãä ÇáÈÇØä - Lord, what is that? - You jackass, he's a ventriloquist.
åÐÇ ÇáÔÎÕ íÞæã ÈÇáÊÍÏË ÃãÇ åÐÇ ÝÃäå ÏãíÉ These guy here is doing the talking and this here's the dummy.
!åíÇ¡ Þá ÔíÆÇð íÇ ÏãíÉ Go ahead, say something, dummy!
!ÞÏ áÇ íÚÌÈß ãÇ ÃÑíÏ Ãä ÃÞæáå ÃíåÇ ÇáÓãíä You might not wanna hear what I'll say, Bozo!
åá ÃäÊ ãä ÌÚáå íÞæá Ðáß ÃíåÇ ÇáãÛÝá¿ Did you make him say that, Jerk Off?
ÃÊÑßå æÔÃäå¡ áÞÏ ÊÚÑÖ áÍÇÏË Ýí ÇáãÕäÚ ááÊæ Leave him alone! He was just in an industrial accident.
- !áÐÇ Úáíß ÇáÃÎÊÈÇÁ íÇ ÑÇÚí ÇáÈÞÑ - ...ÃäÊ - So take a hike, Cowboy! - You...
- !ÓÊãæÊíä ÃíåÇ ÇáÈØÉ - !åíå - You're a dead duck! - Hey!
ãÇ åÐÇ¿ åá åæ ãÝÊÇÍ ÓíÇÑÉ ÇáÈØÉ¿ What's this? The key to your duck mobile?
ÃÚØäí åÐÇ æÇáÇ ÓÊäÏã Gimme that or you're gonna be sorry.
ãä ÇáÃÝÖá áß Ãä ÊäÊÈå áäå ãÚáã Ýí Ýä ÇáßæÇß Ýæ ÇáÞÊÇáí Better watch out he's a master of Quack-foo!
!ÃäÇ ÓÃÚáãå ÇáßæÇß Ýæ I'll Quack-foo him!
!ÃíåÇ ÇáÃÔÞíÇÁ Bullies!
!ÃäÒáäí !ÊÞÏãæÇ ááÃãÇã Put me down! Come on that front.
!áØíÝ !ÓÃÕÚÏ¡ Ãääí ÐÇåÈ All nice! Going up! I'm going.
!åÐå áß ÃíåÇ ÇáãÛÝá This one's for you, Cracker!
- !ÖÑÈÉ ãæÝÞÉ¡ ÖÑÈÉ ãæÝÞÉ - !ÒÈæä ÌÇÆÚ ÂÎÑ - Good shot! Good shot! - Another hungry customer!
- ...ÃäÊ - !íÇ ËæÑ¡ íÇ ËæÑ ÊÚÇá - You... - Toro, toro! Ole!
ÓæÝ ÃäÇá ãäß ÃíÊåÇ ÇáÈØÉ ÇáÛÈíÉ I'm gonna get you, you dumb duck!
!åíå íÇ æáÏ Hey, boy!
!ÃÊÕáí ÈÇáÔÑØÉ !áÇ áíÓ ÈÇáÔÑØÉ Call the police! Not the police!
!ÃÊÕáí ÈÃí ÔÎÕ ÂÎÑ ÓæÝ íÄÐæä åÇæÇÑÏ Call somebody else! They're gonna hurt Howard.
Ãä ÔíØÇäÇð áÇ íÓÊØíÚ Ãí ãäßã Ãä íÊÎíáå Úáì æÔß Ãä íÈÊáÚ ÇáÃÑÖ An evil unlike any you can imagine is about to engulf the Earth.
ßáÇ ßáÇ åßÐÇ ÔÌÇÑÇÊ ÊÍÕá áÏíäÇ ØæÇá ÇáæÞÊ No, no, we have fights in here all the time.
- íÇ ÌíääÛ¡ ØáÈß ÌÇåÒ - åá ÓÊßÊÝí ÈÇáÌáæÓ åäÇß¿ - Man, Jenning! Your order is ready. - Are you gonna just sit there?
- !áÞÏ ÃÎÐÊ ÈíæÖí - !ØÈÞ Çáíæã ÇáÎÇÕ - She took my eggs! - One special!
- !åÇæÇÑÏ - !ÈíÝíÑáí - Howard! - Beverly!
- !åÇæÇÑÏ - !ÌíääÛ - Howard! - Jenning!
- !ÞÏ ÃÍÊÇÌ ÈÚÖ ÇáãÓÇÚÏÉ åäÇ íÇ ÕÇÍÈí - !åíÇ áäÛÇÏÑ åÐÇ ÇáãßÇä - I could use some help here, Buddy! - Come on, let's get out of here!
!åÇæÇÑÏ Howard?
ÓæÝ áä ÊåÑÈí ÇáÂä ÃíÊåÇ ÇáÈØÉ ÇáÕÛíÑÉ ÇáãÞÒÒÉ You're not getting away now, you stinking little bird!
!ÃäÒæäí !ÃäÒáæäí ÇáÂä Put me down! Put me down right now!
ÃäÒáæå¡ ÞÏ íßæä åÇæÇÑÏ ÈØÉ áßäßã ÍíæÇäÇÊ Put him down! Howard maybe a duck but you people are animals!
- !Ãäå ÕÏíÞí - åÐÇ ãÞÑÝ - He's my boyfriend! - That's disgusting.
ÃäÊ áÇ ÊÊÕÑÝæä ÈÔßá íáíÞ ÈÇáÈÔÑ You don't make me proud to be a human!
ÏÚæäí ÃÏÝÚ ÇáÝÇÊæÑÉ ÝÞØ æÓÃÎÑÌ ãä åäÇ Let me just pay the check and I'm out of here.
áÇ ÃÓÊØíÚ ÇáÊÕÏíÞ ÈÃäß ÓÊßÊÝí ÈÇáÌáæÓ ÝÞØ I can't believe that you're just sitting here.
!ÃäÙÑ ãÇ ÇáÐí íÝÚáæäå ÈåÇæÇÑÏ Look what they're doing to Howard!
- !íÇ Çáåí - !ÏÌÇÌÉ ãÞáíÉ - Geez! - Chicken fry!
Ãíä ÌãÚíÉ ÇáÑÝÞ ÈÇáÍíæÇä ÚäÏãÇ ÊÍÊÇÌ Çáíåã Where's the SPCA when you need them?
- Ãääí áÓÊ ãäíÚÇð - ÓæÝ ÃÔæí ãäÞÇÑß ÃíåÇ ÇáØíÑ - I am not immune. - I'm gonna barbecue your bill, bird.
ÃíåÇ ÇáÈØÉ ÇáÚÙíãÉ ÇáÊí Ýí ÇáÓãÇÁ åÐå äåÇíÉ åÇæÇÑÏ Great duck in heaven, this is the end of Howard.
!Óíßæä åäÇáß ÇáãÒíÏ ãä ÇáÚäÝ ÃäÇ ÃßÑå ÇáÚäÝ There's gonna be more violence! I hate violence!
íÌÈ Ãä ÊÐåÈ Çáì åäÇß æÊÖÑÈåã You gotta go in there and beat them up.
!ÌíääÛ¡ ÌíääÛ áÇ ÊßÊÝí ÈÇáÌáæÓ ÝÞØ !ÇáÃãÑ ÌÇÏ åÐå ÇáãÑÉ Jenning! Jenning, don't just sit there! This is serious!
- !ÓíØÈÎæääí - !ÎÐ åÐÇ - They're gonna cook me! - Take that!
- ÃáÏíß ßáãÉ ÃÎíÑÉ¿ - !äÚã¡ ÌíääÛ - Any last words? - Yeah, Jenning!
- Ãäå ÈØí ÇáãÝÖá - ÃäÊ ÈÇáßÇÏ ÊÚÑÝíäå - He's my favorite duck. - You hardly know him.
!ÌíääÛ¡ Ãäåã íÖÚæä ÇáÊæÇÈá Úáí ÃäÊÙÑæÇ¡ ãä ÇáÃÝÖá Ãä ÊÏÚæääí ÃäåÖ Jenning! They're seasoning me! Wait, you better let me up.
- !áÇ ÃäÕÍßã ÈÃä ÊÛÖÈæÇ ÕÏíÞí - ÍÞÇð¿ áãÇÐÇ¿ - You don't wanna get my friend angry! - Yeah? Why?
áÃäå ÃÍÏ áæÑÏÇÊ ÇáÙáÇã ÇáÃÚÙã ááßæä Because he's one of the Dark Over Lords of the Universe.
æÈÃÓÊØÇÚÊå ÊÏãíÑßã æÊÏíÑ ßæßÈ ÇáÃÑÖ æßá ÔíÁ And he can destroy you and the Earth, everything.
äÚã¡ ÍÓäÇð¡ ÃäÇ ÃíÖÇð áã ÃÕÏÞ åÐÇ ÈÇáÈÏÇíÉ Yeah, well, I didn't buy it at first either.
ÃäÙÑ¡ Ãäåã íÖÍßæä Úáíß æÞÏ ÍÕáæÇ Úáì ãÝÊÇÍ ÇáÔÝÑÉ Look, they're laughing at you and they've got Mr. Code Key.
!íÇ Çáåí My God!
- ...æÇÍÏ¡ ÃËäÇä - !ÃäÊÙÑæÇ ÏÞíÞÉ¡ ÌíääÛ - One, two... - Wait a minute! Jenning!
!ÃäÙÑæÇ¡ áÞÏ ÍÐÑÊßã !åÇ åæ ÞÇÏã Look! I warned you! Here he comes!
- áÇ ÈÏ Ãäå Ãßá ÇáÝáÝá ÇáÍÇÑ - !ÃÊÑßæÇ ÇáØÇÆÑ ÇáãÇÆí ÇáÕÛíÑ æÔÃäå - He must ate the chili. - Release the small water fowl!
- ÃÚØäí ãÝÊÇÍ ÇáÔÝÑÉ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ - !ÍÇÖÑ¡ ãÝÊÇÍ ÇáÔÝÑÉ - Bring me the Code Key, Howard. - Right! The Code Key!
!áÞÏ ÓãÚÊãæå¡ ÝßæÇ æËÇÞí You heard him! Cut me loose!
!íÈÏæ áí ßÃäå Ãßá ÃÝØÇÑ ãÊÃÎÑ ÝÇÓÏ Sounds like a brunch of bull puckie to me!
!íÇ Çáåí My God!
!íÇ Ãáåí My God!
- åá ÃäÊ ÈÎíÑ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ¿ äÚã - Are you okay, Howard? - Yes.
- !íßÝí åÐÇ ÇáåÑÇÁ - !ÃäÊ ÃÎÑÌ ãä åäÇ - Enough of this crap! - You out of here!
!ÇÐÇ áã ÊÓÊØíÚæÇ ÊÍãá ÇáÍÑ ÃÎÑÌæÇ ãä Ðáß ÇáãØÈÎ If you can't take the heat, get out of that kitchen!
- Ãíä ãÝÊÇÌ ÇáÔÝÑÉ¿ - !ÍÇä æÞÊ ÇáÃÛáÇÞ - Where's the Code Key? - It's closing time!
ãÝÊÇÍ ÇáÔÝÑÉ¡ ãä ÛíÑ ÇááØíÝ ÇáÚÈË ãÚ áæÑÏ ÇáÙáÇã ÇáÃÚÙã The Code Key! It's not nice to fool with the Dark Over Lord.
- !áÞÏ ÝåãæÇ ÞÕÏß íÇ ÌíääÛ - !ÃÈÊÚÏæÇ Úä ÇáØÑíÞ - They get the point, Jenning! - Get out of the way!
- ÇáÂä ÍÇäÊ ÝÑÕÊäÇ - äÚã¡ ÊÚÇá ãä åäÇ - Now's our chance. - Yeah, come on. This way.
áäÛÇÏÑ ÈÓÑÚÉ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ Cut it out, Howard.
- åá ÇäÊãÇ ÐÇåÈÇä Çáì ãßÇä ãÇ¿ - äÚã¡ æÈÏæäß - Going somewhere? - Yeah, without you!
- !ÃÈÚÏ ÇáØÇæáÉ Úä ÇáØÑíÞ - !áÇ ÇÓÊØíÚ¡ ÃäåÇ ÚÇáÞÉ - Move the table out of the way! - I can't, it's stuck!
ãÇ ÇáÃãÑ¿ What's wrong?
!åÇæÇÑÏ¡ ÃäÒá ãä åäÇß Howard, get down from there!
- æßÃääí ÝÇÚá Ðáß Úä ÞÕÏ¿ - !ÃÚØäí ãÝÊÇÍ ÇáÔÝÑÉ - Like I'm doing this on purpose? - Give me the Code Key!
ÍÞÇð¿ æãÇÐÇ ÇÐÇ áã ÃÝÚá¿ Yeah? What if I don't?
ÃáÇ ÊÊÍãá ÇáãÒÇÍ¿ íÇ Çáåí¡ áÞÏ ÍØãÊ ÑÃÓí Can't you take a joke? Geez, you broke my head.
ÓæÝ ÃÌáÈ ÇáÂä áæÑÏÇÊ ÇáÙáÇã ÇáÃÚÙã ÇáÂÎÑíä I will now bring down the other Dark Over Lords.
åíå¡ ãÇÐÇ Úäí¿ Hey, what about me?
!ÃíåÇ ÇáÊÇÝå ÇáÞÐÑ You filthy scum bucket!
!ÃåÑÈ Run!
!áÇ¡ ÈíÝíÑáí No! Beverly!
!ÈíÝíÑáí Beverly?
!åÇæÇÑÏ¡ ÃäÊÈå Howard, look out!
!ÃäÊ ÞÊáÊå¡ ÃäÊ ÞÊáÊå You killed him! You killed him!
!ÈíÝíÑáí¡ ÓæÝ ÃÌÏß Beverly, I'll find you!
- ÃÍÊÇÌ Çáì ÌÓÏß - !ÃíåÇ ÇáæÍÔ¡ ÇäÇ ÇáÐí ÍÕáÊ Úáíå ÞÈáßã - I need your body. - You creep, I've that one before!
áÇ íãßä ááæÑÏÇÊ ÇáÙáÇã ÇáÃÚÙã Ãä íßæäæÇ ...ãæÌæÏíä Úáì åÐÇ ÇáßæßÈ ãÇ áã The Dark Over Lords cannot exist on this planet unless...
- ÓíÌÈ Ãä íäãæÇ ÏÇÎá ÌÓã ÃäÓÇä - !íÇ Çáåí áÇ - they grow inside a human body. - God, no!
ÃäÇ ÃÊÃáã¡ ÃÍÊÇÌ Çáì ØÇÞÉ I hurt! Need energy.
!ÃäÊÈå Watch out!
!ÇáãÒíÏ ãä ÇáØÇÞÉ More energy!
!íÇ Çáåí¡ åÐÇ ÃÞÒÒ ãÇ ÓãÚÊå !ÓÃÊÞíÃ Geez, that's the grossest! I'm gonna puke!
áÞÏ ßÇä åäÇáß ÑÌá ßÈíÑ æÝÊÇÉ æÝÊì ÕÛíÑ There was this big guy and this girl and this little kid.
Úáì ÇáÃÞá ÃäÇ ÙääÊå ÝÊì ÕÛíÑ At least I thought it was a little kid.
Ëã ÊíÞäÊ ÈÓÑÚÉ Ãä ÚíÏ åÇáæíä áíÓ ÇáÂä æÇäãÇ ÇáÔåÑ ÇáÞÇÏã Then I flashed on reality right! Halloween's not till next month.
ÃäÇ ÃÚÑÝ ÍÞæÞí Ãíä ÞÈÚÉ ÇáÈíÓÈæá ÎÇÕÊí¿ I know my rights. Where's my baseball cap?
- !ÃÎÑÓ - !ÃíåÇ ÇáÓÝáÉ - Shut up! - Bastards!
!áÇ ÃÓÊØíÚ ÇáÍÑßÉ Can't move!
ÝíáÒí¿ Philsey?
ÝíáÒí¡ åÐÇ ÃäÇ Philsey! It's me.
åÇæÇÑÏ Howard.
åÇæÇÑÏ¡ áÞÏ ÃÚÊÞáæäí Ýí ÇáãÚãá ÓíÈÞì åÐÇ Ýí ÓÌáí ÇáÃÌÑÇãí Howard, I got arrested at the plant. I'm gonna have a criminal record.
ÌíääÛ ÃÎÊØÝ ÈíÝíÑáí Jenning kidnapped Beverly.
æÓíÃÎÐåÇ Çáì ãÎÊÈÑ ÇáÚáæã He's taking her back to that science lab.
- ãÇÐÇ¿ áãÇÐÇ¿ - Ãäå äæÚ ãä ÃäæÇÚ ÇáæÍæÔ - What? Why? - He's some kind of monster.
æÓæÝ íÍÖÑ ÇáãÒíÏ ãä ÃÕÏÞÇÁå Ãä áÏíå ãÎØØÇð ßÈíÑÇð He's gonna bring down more of his buddies. He's got big plans.
æåæ ÇáÃÓÊÍæÇÐ Úáì ßæßÈ ÇáÃÑÖ ÝíáÒí¡ íÌÈ Ãä äÛÇÏÑ ãä åäÇ Like taking over Earth. Philsey, we gotta get out of here.
...åÇæÇÑÏ¡ åÐÇ ÇáÈÇÈ áíÓ Ýíå Ãí ãÓßÇÊ Howard, this door doesn't have any handles...
ÃÍÖÑ ÕÎÑÉ Ãæ Ãí ÔíÁ æÃßÓÑ åÐå ÇáäÇÝÐÉ get a rock or something and break this window.
- ÕÎÑÉ¿ - äÇÝÐÉ - A rock? - Window.
ÏÚäí ÃÍÇæá ãÚ ÇáÈÇÈ ÃæáÇð Let me try the door first.
- ßíÝ ÓäÑÍá ãä åäÇ¿ - ÊÚÇá - How we getting out of here? - Come on.
ÝíáÒí¡ Çáì Ãíä ÓäÐåÈ¿ Philsey, where we going?
åíå¡ åäÇ Hey, over here.
- ÓíÑÍáæä ÞÑíÈÇð - åíå¡ áäÓÑÞ ÓÈÇÑÉ ÔÑØÉ - They're gonna be gone soon. - Hey, let's steal a cop car.
ÃáÇ ÊÚÊÞÏ ÈÃä åÐÇ Óíßæä ãÝÖæÍÇð ÞáíáÇð¿ Don't you think that would be a little conspicuous?
- ÇáÊØÝá Úáì ÓæÇÞ ÇáãÑßÈÇÊ¿ äÃÎÐ ÊÇßÓí¿ - ãÇ åÐÇ¿ - Hitchhike? Cab? - What is that?
íÇ Çáåí¡ íÈÏæ ÃäåÇ ØÇÆÑÉ Gezz! It looks like an airplane.
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÓÊßæä ßÐáß äÓÊØíÚ Ãä äÑßÈåÇ Ýí ËæÇäí Well, it will be. We can put it together in no time.
íÈÏæ Ãä ÃÍÏåã ÓíãÇÑÓ åæÇíÊå Ýí Ðáß ÇáãÎÊÈÑ Somebody's weekend hobby's gonna get back to that lab.
åíå¡ áÏí ãËá Úáì ßæßÈäÇ Hey, we've got a saying on my planet.
áæ ßÇä Çááå ÈÑíÏäÇ Ãä äØíÑ áãÇ ÃÎÐ ãäÇ ÇÌäÍÊäÇ If God intended us to fly he wouldn't have taken away our wings.
ãÄËÑ ÌÏÇð åÇæÇÑÏ åá ÊÓÊØíÚ ÃíÌÇÏ ÕäÏæÞ ÇáÚÏÉ¿ That's really profound, Howard. Could you find the tool box?
äÚã¡ ÃÚáã áãÇÐÇ ÊÑíÏ ÕäÏæÞ ÇáÚÏÉ Yeah, I know why you want a tool box.
áÏíß ÈÑÛí ãÑÊÎí You got a screw loose.
- ØÇÞÉ - áÇ - Power. - No.
áÞÏ Êã ÊÍÏíÏ ãßÇä ÇáÈØÉ æÇáæáÏ They just spotted the duck and the kid.
- Ãíä¿ - ÎáÝ ÇáãÎÒä ÇáãÌÇæÑ - Where? - Behind the warehouse next door.
- ÇäåãÇ Úáì æÔß ÇáÃÞáÇÚ - ãÇÐÇ ÊÚäí ÈÜ ÃÞáÇÚ¿ - They're about to take off. - What do you mean "take off"?
- åÐÇ áÇ íäÝÚ - !ÑÌÇá ÇáÔÑØÉ - It's not doing anything. - Cops!
- ÃÏÝÚ ÐÑÇÚ ÇáÓÑÚÉ Çáì ÇáÃãÇã - ÍÓäÇð¡ äÚã - Push forward on the throttle. - Okay, yeah.
!ÃÞÕì ÓÑÚÉ¡ ÃÞÕì ÓÑÚÉ Full throttle! Full throttle!
- !ÑÌÇá ÇáÔÑØÉ íÇ ÝíáÒí - ÒÇæíÉ 180 ÏÑÌÉ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ - Cops, Philsey! - One eighty, Howard.
ÍÇÖÑ Right.
!ÃÍÏåã íÈÊÚÏ One away!
!åíÇ¡ ÃÓÑÚæÇ Come on! Hurry up!
- åäÇáß ÑÌÇá ÔÑØÉ Ýí ßá ãßÇä - !áíÓ Ýí ÇáÌæ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ¡ ÇÑÊÝÚ¡ ÃÑÊÝÚ - There's cops everywhere. - Not in the air, Howard! Up, up!
!ÃäÊÈå Look out!
ÊÍÖÑ ááÃÞáÇÚ Prepare for a take-off.
!áÇ¡ áÇ No, no!
!ÃáÍÞæÇ Èåã æÃäÒáæåã æÃÚíÏæåã Follow them! Bring them down and bring them back!
!ÃÑíÏ Êáß ÇáÈØÉ ÍíÉ Ãæ ãíÊÉ I want that duck! Dead or alive!
- Çáì ÇáÌäæÈ¡ Çáì ÇáÌäæÈ ÇáÛÑÈí íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ - ãÇÐÇ¿ - South, Southwest, Howard. - What?
ãä åÐÇ ÇáÃÊÌÇå¡ ÃÈÞ ãäÎÝÖÇð That way. Stay low!
ÈíÝíÑáí ÓÂÊí áÃäÞÐß íÇ ÚÒíÒÊí Beverly, I'm coming to get you, sweetheart.
!ÓÇÚÏæäí¡ ÝáíÓÇÚÏäí ÃÍÏåã !ÃÑÌæßã ÓÇÚÏæäí Help me! Help! Somebody help me! Please, help me!
ÃäÊÈå áÎØæÇÊß Please watch your step.
ÃÚÊÞÏ ÈÃäßã ÌãíÚÇð ÓÊÌÏæä åÐÇ ãËíÑÇð ÌÏÇð ááÃåÊãÇã I think you're all gonna find this very interesting.
ÊÚáãæä ÈÖÑÇÍÉ ÃíåÇ ÇáÓÇÏÉ ÇáäæÇÈ ...ÈÃä ÔÑßÉ ÌÒÑ ÇáËáÇËÉ ÃãíÇá ÇáÕíäíÉ You know, honestly, Congressman this Three Mile Islands China...
ÊÕåÑ ÇáÃÔíÇÁ åÐÇ ßáå ÃÕÈÍ Ýí ÇáÊÇÑíÎ Syndrome melt down stuff. It's all history.
...ÇáÃäÕåÇÑ ÇáÍÞíÞí ÇáæÍíÏ åäÇ The only melt downs around here...
åæ ÇäÕåÇÑ ÓäÏæíÊÔÇÊ ÇáÌÈä Ýí ãÍãÉ ÇáÎÈÒ are the cheese sandwiches in the toaster oven.
íÈÏæ Ãä ãæÙÝí æÇÔäØä ÇáÚÇÕãÉ áÇ íÕãÏæä ÃãÇ åÐå ÇáÍáæíÇÊ These Washington guys take a real beating on these junkets.
Ãä ãÝÇÚáäÇ Çáäææí íÖÎ ãáíæä ßíáæ æÇØ ãä ÇáØÇÞÉ Our nuclear reactor is pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
ãáíæä ßíáæ æÇØ ãä ÇáØÇÞÉ¿ One million kilowatts of power?
äÚã ÓíÏí¡ ÃÕÛæÇ ÃÚÊÞÏ Ãäå ÈÃãßÇääÇ ÔÑÈ ßæÈ ãä ÇáÞåæÉ Yes, sir. Listen, I think we could all use cup of coffee.
!ÓÇÚÏæäí¡ ÝáíÓÇÚÏäí ÃÍÏåã !ÃÑÌæßã ÓÇÚÏæäí Help! Somebody help me, please! Help!
!åíÇ¡ ÊÍÑßæÇ¡ ÊÍÑßæÇ¡ ÊÍÑßæÇ Come on! Go, go, go, go!
ÃÔÚÑ ÈÍÇá ÃÝÖá ÈßËíÑ I feel much better.
!ãÇ åÐÇ¿ ÏæÇÓÉ íãíä !ÏæÇÓÉ íãíä What's that? Right pedal! Right pedal!
- !ÇááÚäÉ¡ áÞÏ ßÇä åÐÇ æÔíßÇð - Ãääí ÃÊÚáã åäÇ ÝÞØ - Damn it, that was too close! - I'm just learning here!
Ýí ÍÞÈÉ ãÇ ÞÈá ÇáÊÇÑíÎ ßäÊã ÊØíÑæä Howard, in pre-historic times you flew.
!ØÑ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ¡ ÃÈÍË Úä ÛÑÇÆÒß !ËÞ ÈÃä ÃÕáß åæ ØíÑ¡ ØÑ Fly, Howard! Find your instincts. Trust your birdness. Fly!
!åÇæÇÑÏ¡ ÃÑÊÝÚ¡ ÃÑÊÝÚ Howard, pull up! Pull up!
- !áÞÏ åÈØäÇ - ...åÈæØ ÚÙíã íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ - Touch down! - Great landing, Howard...
áßä åÐÇ áä íæÕáäÇ Çáì ÇáãÎÊÈÑ but this isn't gonna get us to the lab.
áÞÏ ÞáÈ áí Ãä ÃÊÈÚ ÛÑÇÆÒí åÐå åí ÛÑÇÆÒí ÝíãÇ íÊÚáÞ ÈÇáÃÚÔÇÔ You said to follow my instincts. This is my nesting instinct.
- Ãääí ÃØíÑ¡ ÇáÌæ ãÚÊã åäÇ - !ÃÎÑÓ¡ Ãäß áÓÊ ÈØÇÆÑ Úáì ÇáÃØáÇÞ - I'm flying, blind here. - Shut up! You're not flying at all!
- !ÏÚåÇ ÊÊãÒÞ - !ÃÑãí ÇáÞäÇÈá - Let her rip! - Bombs away!
ÃÑÊÝÚ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ áã íÊÈÞ ÇáßËíÑ ãä ÇáíÇÈÓÉ Pull it up, Howard, were running outta land!
- !åäÇáß ãÇÁ ÃãÇãäÇ - !ÃäÊÈå - Wet stuff ahead! - Watch out!
!áÞÏ ÃÊÇßã ÇáãæÊ ãä ÇáÓãÇÁ íÇ ÕÇÆÏí ÇáÈØ Death from the skies to all duck, Hunters!
!ÊÚÇá íÇ ËæÑ¡ ÊÚÇá ËæÑ Toro, toro, toro!
!ÃäÇ ÓÃäÊÞã äÚã Vengeance is mine! Yeah!
!íÇ ÈæÐÇ Bonzai!
ÃÈØÇð¡ ÃÈØÇð Slow down. Slow down.
!åíå ÇäÊ¡ ÊæÞÝ åäÇ Hey, you, pull over here!
åÐÇ åæ ÊÝÊíÔ ÈÌåÇÒ ÇáÖÈÇÈ ÇáÏÎÇäí This is a smog device inspection.
- æÃäÇ ÃÍÊÇÌ... ÃØÝÃ ÇáãÍÑß - !Ãäå ãØÝìÁ¡ ÃÍÏåã íÏÝÚ ÇáÓíÇÑÉ - And I need... Shut off the engine! - It is off! Somebody's pushing!
!ÃØÝÃåÇ¡ ÃØÝÃåÇ ãÇ ÎØÈß¿ Shut it down! Shut it down! What the hell is wrong with you?
- ÇÑíÏ Ãä ÃÑì ÑÎÕÊß íÇ ÌÇß - áíÓ áÏí ÑÎÕÉ æÃäÇ áÓÊ ÌÇß - I wanna see your license, Jack! - I have no license, I am not Jack.
!ÊÝÊíÔ ÌåÇÒ ÇáÖÈÇÈ ÇáÏÎÇäí Smog inspection!
ãÇÐÇ ÍÏË¿ What happened?
!íÌÈ Ãä äÑÍá ãä åäÇ We gotta get outta here!
- ÃÑíÏ ÊÞÑíÑÇð ÈÇáÎÓÇÆÑ íÇ ÝíáÒí¿ - !ÎÑØæã ÇáæÞæÏ ãßÓæÑ - Damage report, Philsey? - Fuel hose is busted!
æÇáÏÝÉ ãßÓæÑÉ¡ ÚãáíÇð äÍä ÓäãæÊ åäÇ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ Rudder is wasted. Basically, we're dying here, Howard.
- !ÓÃÞÝÒ ãä ÇáØÇÆÑÉ - !ßáÇ áä ÊÝÚá - I'm bailing out! - No, you're not!
!ÓæÝ ÊäåÖ ãä ãßÇäß æÊÕáÍ ÌÒÇÒÉ ÇáÚÔÈ åÐå ÇáÂä You're gonna get up there and fix this lawn mower now!
- ÝíáÒí¡ ßíÝ ÊÌÑí ÇáÃãæÑ¿ - Ãääí ÃÞÊÑÈ - Philsey, how's it going? - I'm getting close.
- ÃäÇ ÝæÞåÇ - ÌíÏ - I'm on top of it! - Good.
!ÃåÏÃ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ¡ ÃäÇ Úáì æÔß ÃÕáÇÍåÇ Relax, Howard, I almost got it!
ÝíáÒí¡ áÞÏ ÃÓÊØÚÊ Ãä ÃÞáÈ ÇáØÇÆÑÉ ...ÃäÇ ÃÊÍÓä¡ ÃäÇ Philsey, I did a loop the loop. I'm getting good at this! I...
!åÇæÇÑÏ Howard!
!ÊæÞÝ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ Stop, Howard!
íÇ Çáåí¡ áÞÏ ÙääÊ Ãääí ÝÞÏÊß Geez, I thought I lost you.
ÝíáÒí¡ áíÓ åÐÇ æÞÊ ããÇÑÓÉ ÇáÃäÔÙÉ ÇáÑíÇÖíÉ ÇáãÇÆíÉ Philsey, this is no time for water sports.
áÞÏ ßäÊ ÃãÒÍ ÝÞØ ÃíåÇ ÇáÚãáÇÞ I'm just kidding, big guy.
!ÃíåÇ ÇáÊÇÝå ÃÊÑßäí æÔÃäí Hey, scum, lemme go!
- !ÝíáÒí¡ ÃÕÚÏ Çáì åäÇ - !Ãääí ÇÍÇæá - Philsey, get back up here! - I'm trying!
!ßáÇ ßáÇ áÇ ÊØáÞ ÇáäÇÑ !Ãääí ÑåíäÉ ÈÑíÁ No, no, don't shoot! I'm an innocent hostage!
- !Ãä åÐå ÇáÈØÉ ãÑíÖÉ äÝÓíÇð - ãÇÐÇ¿ - The duck's a lunatic! - What?
!ÃäåÇ ÈØÉ ÃÑåÇÈíÉ !áÞÏ ÃÎÊØÝ ÇáØÇÆÑÉ He's a duck terrorist! He hijacked the plane!
!åÇæÇÑÏ¡ ÃÑÊÝÚ Howard, pull it up!
- !ÃåáÇð ÈÚæÏÊß íÇ ÝíáÒí - ÔßÑÇð¡ ÃäÇ ÓÚÈÏ áÃääí ÚÏÊ - Welcome back, Philsey! - Thanks, it's great to be back.
åáÇ ÇäÊÈåÊ ááØÑíÞ ÇááÚäÉ Úáíß¿ Will you watch the road, damn it?
åíå¡ ÃäåÇ ÝÞØ ÓíÇÑÉ ÃÎÑì !áíÓ ÈÇáÃãÑ Çáãåã Hey, it's just another car. It's no big deal!
- ...äÚã¡ Ãäå ÇãÑ ßÈíÑ¡ ßÈíÑ - ãÇÐÇ¿ - Yes, big deal! Big... - What?
...ßÈíÑ¡ ßÈíÑ¡ ßÈíÑ Big, big, big...
- áÇ ÃÌäÍÉ - ÃåáÇð ÈÇäÖãÇãß ÇáíäÇ - No wings. - Welcome to the club.
!ÓäÎÑÌ ÓÇáãíä Coming through!
áÞÏ ÃÓÊãÊÚÊ ßËíÑÇð ÃÑÛÈ ÈÃä ÃäÒá ÇáÂä That's a lotta fun. I'd like to get off now.
ÃÈØÇð !ÃÈØÇð Slow down. Slow down!
ÃåÏÃ¡ ÃäÇ ÝÞØ ÓÃÑÌÚ åÐÇ ÇáÕÛíÑ Çáì ÇáæÑÇÁ Relax, I'll just throttle this baby back.
- ÝíáÒí¡ ãä ÇáÃÝÖá Ãä ÃÎÈÑß ÇáÂä - ãÇÐÇ¿ - Philsey! I better tell you now. - What?
!ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÌíÏ ÇáÓÈÇÍÉ I can't swim!
!ÝíáÒí¡ ÇáäÌÏÉ !ÝíáÒí ÓÇÚÏäí Philsey, help! Philsey, help me!
áã ÃÓãÚ ÈÈØÉ áÇ ÊÓÊØíÚ ÇáÓÈÇÍÉ Never heard of a duck that couldn't swim.
- !ÃÎÑÓ æÃäÞÐäí - !áÞÏ ÎÑÌäÇ ãä ÇáÌÍíã - Shut up and save me! - We've been through hell!
!ÇáÂä¡ ÊÞæá ÈÃä åäÇáß æÍÔ Ýí ÇáÏÇÎá¡ åÇæÇÑÏ åÐÇ Ìäæä Now, I there is some kind of monster in here. Howard this crazy!
Ýíá¡ ãËáãÇ áÇ æÌæÏ áÈØ ÈãÚÒá Úä ÝÕíáÊå æÇÐÇ ßÇä ÇáÞÏÑ ÞÏ ÃÑÓáäí Çáì åäÇ áÇäÞÇÐåÇ Phil, no duck is an island and if fate sent me here to save her.
ÚäÏåÇ¡ ÝÃääí ÃÊÓÇÁá ÇÐÇ ßÇä Ðáß ÇáÈØ Úáì ÇÓÊÚÏÇÏ ááÞÊÇá Then, I wonder that duck is ready to fight.
!ÇááÚäÉ Damn!
Ãäå íÍÏÞ Úáì ÌåÇÒ ÇáãØíÇÝ He's starting the spectra-scope.
íÇ Çáåí¡ ÓæÝ íÞæã ÈÃÍÖÇÑ áæÑÏÇÊ ÇáÙáÇã ÇáÇÚÙã ÇáÂÎÑíä Gezz, he's gonna bring down another Dark Over Lord.
- íÌÈ Ãä äÎÑÌ ÈíÝÑáí ãä åäÇß - åíå¡ ÃåÏÃ íÇ ßæäÇä - We gotta get Beverly outta there. - Hey, take it easy, Conan.
ãÇ ÇáÐí ÓÊÞÇÊáå Èå¿ !íÌÈ Ãä äÌÏ äæÚÇð ãä... ÃäÊÙÑ What are you gonna fight him with? We gotta find some kind of... Wait!
ßÇÑÊÑ ãÑÉ ÃÑÇäí ÔíÆÇð åäÇ ãÑÉ !ÞÏ íßæä ãÝíÏÇð¡ ÇÐÇ ÃÓÊØÚäÇ ÃíÌÇÏå Carter showed me something here once that might do it, if we can find it!
!ÓæÝ áä ÊäÌæ ÈÝÚáÊß You'll never get away with this!
!ÓæÝ äÌÏå¡ ÊÚÇá íÇ ÝíáÒí We'll find it! Come on, Philsey!
!ÃäÊ áÇ ÊÎíÝäí You don't scare me!
íÇ Çáåí¡ ÃÈÍÇË æÒÇÑÉ ÇáÏÝÇÚ !åÐÇ åæ¡ åÐÇ åæ¡ Ãäå ãÞÝæá Boy, the Defense Research. This is it! This is it! This is locked!
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÃäÇ ÃÚÑÝ Ãíä åæ ...Ãäå Úáì Çáíãíä Ãæ Úáì ÇáíÓÇÑ Ãæ Okay, I know where it is. It's on the right or the left or...
ÐÇß åæ ÇáãÝßß ÇáäíæÊÑæäí There it is. The Neutron Disintegrator.
- ãÚ ÞÝá ßÈíÑ - !ÊÈÇð - And a big lock. - Rats!
ÍÓäÇð¡ áÇ ÈÃÓ Íæáäí Çáì áæÑÏ ÙáÇã ÃÚÙã Okay, all right. Turn me into a Dark Over Lord...
!áßääí ÓæÝ ÃÓÊãÑ ÈÇáÈÕÞ Úáì æÌåß ÇáãÊÓæÓ I'll still spit in your wormy face!
ÃåáÇ Èß Ýí ÔÑßÉ ÏÇíäÇ-ÊíßäíßÒ ÇáãæÙÝíä ÇáãÎæáíä ÝÞØ Welcome to Dyna-Technics. Authorized personnel only.
ÇáÑÌÇÁ ÇÏÎÇá ãÝÊÇÍ ÇáÔÝÑÉ ÇáãæÙÝíä ÇáãÎæáíä ÝÞØ¡ ÔßÑÇð Please insert Code Key. Authorized personnel only, thank you.
ÃåáÇð ÏßÊæÑ ÌíääÛ¡ ãä ÝÖáß ÍÏÏ åÏÝß æÃÈÏÃ ÚãáíÉ ÇáÊåÏíÝ Hello, Dr. Jenning. Please select your target an enter target course.
ÔßÑÇ Ãä ÌåÇÒ ÇáãØíÇÝ ÇááíÒÑí ÇáÂä ãæÌå ÈÇÊÌÇå ÑÇÈØÉ ÓæãíäæÓ Thank you. Laser Spectra-scope is now targeting the Nexus of Sominus.
ÚãáíÉ ÇáÊåÏíÝ ÊÌÑí ÇáÂä Targeting is in process.
!åíÇ íÇ ÝíáÒí !ÃÖÑÈå ÈÔßá ÃÞæì¡ ÃÍÓäÊ Come on, Philsey! Hit it harder! Way to go!
- !ÃÓÑÚ - ...ãÝßß ÇáäíæÊÑæä - Hurry up! - The Neutron Disintegrator...
...ßÇä íØæÑ áÕÇáÍ ÇáÌíÔ ÍÊì ÃÕÈÍÊ ßáÝÊå ÇáßáíÉ was developed for the Army until he cost overance became...
- ...ãÕÏÑ ÃÍÑÇÌ ÔÏíÏ ááÜ - åá ÈÃãßÇä åÐÇ Ãä íæÞÝ ÌíääÛ¿ - really embarrassing to the... - Can it stop Jenning?
äÙÑíÇð¡ äÚã¡ áßä áÓæÁ ÇáÍÙ áã íÊã ÊÌÑÈÊå ÚãáíÇð ááÂä Theoretically, yes, unfortunately it's never been tested.
ÃäÊÈÇå Çáì ÌãíÚ ÇáãæÙÝíä ...ÇáÑÌÇÁ ãÛÇÏÑÉ ÇáãÍØÉ Attention, all personnel, please, leave the station...
ÈíäãÇ íÊã ÝÊÍ ÇáÃÈæÇÈ ÇááíÒÑíÉ while laser doors are opening.
ÃáÑÌÇÁ¡ ÊÑß ÇáÂáÉ ÃËäÇÁ Úãá ÌåÇÒ ÇáãØíÇÝ Please, leave machine while spectra-scope extension.
Êã ÊÍÏíÏ ÇáåÏÝ ÇáÂä Êã ÊÍÏíÏ ÇáåÏÝ ÇáÂä Target is now locked. Target is now locked.
åá ãÈÏá ÇáÓÑÚÉ åäÇ ÚÇÏí Ãã ÃæÊæãÇÊíß¿ Is this like a stick-shift or automatic?
ÍÓäÇð íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ¡ íÌÈ Ãä ÊÖÚå Öãä ãÏì ÇáÑãí ÎÇÕÊß !ÈÏæä Ãä íÑÇß Well, Howard, you have to get into firing range without him seeing you!
ÕÍíÍ¡ ÓæÝ ÃÞÊÑÈ ãäå ÎáÓÉ Ëã ÃÝÌÑå Right. I'll sneak up on him and then I'll blast him!
åá ÊÑíÏ Ãä ÊØáÞ ÇáØÇÞÉ ÇáÞÕæì ááíÒÑ¿ Do you wish to bring the laser to full power?
...ÏßÊæÑ ÌíääÛ¡ ÃßÑÑ Dr. Jenning, I repeat...
åá ÊÑíÏ Ãä ÊØáÞ ÇáØÇÞÉ ÇáÞÕæì ááíÒÑ¿ do you wish to bring the laser to full power?
ÔßÑÇð Thank you.
- ãÇ æÙíÝÉ åÐå¿ - ...áÇ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ¡ áÇ ÊÝÚá - What's this do? - No, Howard, don't...
!åÇæÇÑÏ Howard!
- !ÃäÊ Ýí ãÔßáÉ ßÈíÑÉ ÇáÂä - !ÃÎÑÓí - You're in big trouble now! - Shut up!
!ÃåÑÈ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ !Ãä ãÒÇÌå ãÊÚßÑ Run, Howard! He's in a bad mood!
!åíÇ íÇ ÝíáÒí¡ ÊÍÑß !áäÓÇÚÏåÇ Come on, Philsey, move! Let's crank her up!
- !ÃÓÑÚ - Ãíä Ðáß ÇáÒÑ¿ - Hurry! - Where's that button?
!Ãäå áÇ íÚãá It won't start!
!Ãæå íÇ Çáåí Oh, my God!
- !ÃäÊÈåæÇ - !ÃÞÝÒ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ - Watch out! - Jump, Howard!
- !ÃäåÇ ÝÑÕÊäÇ ÇáæÍíÏÉ - ÃÈÊÚÏ ãä åäÇß - This is our only chance! - Get outta there.
- !íÇ ÈØÉ - !æÃäÇ ÝÎæÑ ÈÃääí ßÐáß - Duck! - And proud of it!
!ÝíáÒí¡ áÞÏ ÃäÞÐÊ ÍíÇÊí åá ÃäÊ ÈÎíÑ¿ Philsey, you saved my life! Are you all right?
- ÃäÇ ÈÍÇáÉ ããÊÇÒÉ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ - !Ãäå áÇ íÒÇá áÇ íÚãá - Terrific, Howard. - It still won't start!
- ÌÑÈ ÍÒÇã ÇáÃãÇä íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ - ÍÒÇã ÇáÃãÇä¿ - Try the seat belt, Howard. - Seat belt?
ÃäÇ ÞÇÏã Whatsabe misua.
íÇ äØÇØ ÇáÈÑß ÇáÕÛíÑ You little pond hopper.
!ÃÐåÈ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ ÃÐåÈ Go, Howard, go!
!ÃÎÈÑäí ãÇÐÇ ÊÚÑÝ Úä ÑÇÆÍÉ ÇáäÝÓ ÇáÓíÆÉ Talk about bad breath!
!ÃÛáÞæÇ ÇáÚíäíä Turn off the eyes!
ÇáÂä ÍÇä ÏæÑí Now it's my turn.
!íÇ áæÑÏ ÇáÙáÇã ÇáÃÚÙã¡ ÃäÇ ÃÑíÏß Dark Over Lord, I want you!
!ÊÍÖÑ áÃßáÉ ÇáãäÞÇÑ Prepare to eat beak!
!Çáì ÇááÞÇÁ ÃíåÇ ÇáÓÇÝá So long sucker!
!åÇæÇÑÏ Howard!
!áÇ No!
åÇæÇÑÏ¿ Howard?
- Ãæå íÇ Çáåí - åÇæÇÑÏ¿ - Oh, boy! - Howard?
- !åÇæÇÑÏ - åá ÃäÊ ÈÎíÑ¿ - Howard! - You all right?
ÃÍÊÇÌ áÃä Ãßæä ÈÎíÑ ßãÇ ÃÍÊÇÌ !Çáì Ðíá ÂÎÑ I need this like I need another tail!
- !áÞÏ ÝÚáÊåÇ - !ÃäÒáæäí ãä åäÇ - You did it! - Get me down from here!
!åíÇ Come on!
- ÏßÊæÑ ÌíääÛ¿ - ...åÇæÇÑÏ¡ Ãäå áíÓ - Dr. Jenning? - Howard, it's not...
Ãäå áíÓ ãÇÐÇ¿ It's not what?
ÇáÔíØÇä áã íÚÏ ÈÏÇÎáí ÈÚÏ ÇáÂä The devil's not inside me any more.
!íÈÏæ Ãä ÇáÃäÝÌÇÑ ÞÏ ÍÑÑå æåæ ÇáÂä ØáíÞ The explosion must have released it and it's loose!
- ãÇÐÇ Úäí¿ - Ãä áæÑÏ ÇáÙáÇã ÇáÃÚÙã áÇ íÒÇá åäÇ - What about me? - The Dark Over Lord is still here.
!ÍÓäÇð ÃÐÇð¡ ÃÞÊÑÍ ÈÃä äÃÎÐ ÈíÝíÑáí æäÛÇÏÑ åÐÇ ÇáãßÇä Well then, I suggest we get Beverly and get the hell outta here!
!ÝíáÒí¡ ÃäÒáåÇ ãä åäÇß Philsey, get her down from there!
- ãÇ ÇáÐí ÃÎÑß¿ - ...áÇ ÔíÁ¡ ÝÞØ ÃÚÊÞáæäí ÇáÔÑØÉ - What took you so long? - Nothing. Just got arrested...
æÊã ÃØáÇÞ ÇáäÇÑ Úáí æÞíÏæäí !æÊã Ñãíí ãä ØÇÆÑÉ shot at, handcuffed, I got thrown out of an airplane!
íÇ ÌãÇÚÉ¿ Guys?
!áÞÏ ÃÏÎá áÓÇäå ÈæáÇÚÉ ÓßÇÆÑ ÇáÓíÇÑÉ His tongue with a cigarette lighter!
æáÇÚÉ ÓßÇÆÑ ÇáÓíÇÑÉ¿ !åÐÇ ãÞÒÒ ÝÚáÇð Cigarette lighter? That's really disgusting!
- íÇ ÌãÇÚÉ¿ - ãÇÐÇ¿ - Guys? - What?
!Ãæå íÇ Çáåí Oh, my God!
Ýíá¡ Ýíá !ÃäåÖ¡ ÃäåÖ Phil, Phil. Get up! Get up!
- !Ãäå ÞÇÏã - Ãäå ÞÇÏã¡ áÞÏ ßäÊ ÂÎÐ ÞÓØÇð ãä ÇáÑÇÍÉ ÝÞØ - It's coming! - It's coming! I was just resting.
!ÃäÙÑ Look!
æáÏ ÚÇÞá¡ ÃÈÊÚÏ¡ ÃÈÊÚÏ !Ãæå íÇ Çáåí Good boy, stay back! Stay back. Oh, boy!
!åÇæÇÑÏ Howard!
!ÃÍÓäÊ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ !íÌÈ Ãä äÓÇÚÏ åÇæÇÑÏ íÇ Ýíá There goes Howard! We've gotta help Howard, Phill!
ãÇÐÇ¿ !äÚã¡ íÌÈ Çä ÊÓÇÚÏ åÇæÇÑÏ What? Yeah, gotta help Howard!
- !åíÇ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ - !åÇ ÞÏ ÈÏÃäÇ - Come on. Howard! - Here we go!
- åá ÃäÊ ÐÇåÈ Çáì ãßÇä ãÇ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ¿ - !ßáÇ - Going somewhere, Howard? - No!
- áíÓ åäÇáß ãåÑÈ - !ÝíáÒí¡ ÏßÊæÑ ÌíääÛ¡ Ããí - There's no escape. - Philsey! Dr. Jenning! Mother!
- åá ÊÑÛÈ ÈÊÝÚíá ÌåÇÒ ÇááíÒÑ¿ - äÚã - Do you wish to active the laser? - Yes.
ÔßÑÇð íÇ ÏßÊæÑ ÌíääÛ Thank you, Dr. Jenning.
- áÞÏ ÈÏÃ ÊÓáÓá ÇáÊäÔíØ - ÓæÝ íÌáÈ ÇáãÒíÏ ãäåã - He started the activation sequence. - He's gonna bring down more of them.
ÊÓÊØíÚ ÇáÇØáÇÞ ÚäÏãÇ Êßæä ãÓÊÚÏÇð You may fire when ready.
ÃÑÈÚ ÏÞÇÆÞ Úáì ÇáæÕæá Four minutes to arrival.
!ÝíáÒí¡ ÈíÝíÑáí¡ Ãí ÃÍÏ !ÇáäÌÏÉ Philsey, Beverly, anybody! Help!
ËáÇËÉ ÏÞÇÆÞ æËáÇËæä ËÇäíÉ ááæÕæá Three minutes, thirty seconds to arrival.
!åÇæÇÑÏ !åäÇ Howard! Here!
!ÍÓäÇð¡ ãËá ÇáÓÌÞ All right! Like salami!
åá ÃÖÚÊ ÔíÆÇð¿ Did you lose something?
ãÎáæÞÇÊ ÝÖÇÆíÉ ÓÊÕá Çáì ÇáãÎÊÈÑ ÈÚÏ ËáÇË ÏÞÇÆÞ Alien specimens are arriving laboratory in three minutes.
!ÍÓäÇð All right!
!ßá ÇáãÎáÈ ÃíåÇ ÇáÈØÉ Eat claw, Duck!
- ÏÞíÞÊíä Úáì ÇáæÕæá - ÇáÍÒÇã¡ ÇáÕäÏæÞ¡ ÇáÒäÇÏ - Two minutes to arrival. - Belt, box, trigger!
ÏÞíÞÉ æËáÇËæä ËÇäíÉ Úáì ÇáæÕæá One minute, thirty seconds to arrival.
!ÃíÊåÇ ÇáÈØÉ ÇáÕÛíÑÉ You little duck!
- ÏÞíÞÉ æÇÍÏÉ ááæÕæá - !åÇæÇÑÏ - One minute to arrival. - Howard!
ÓíÃÊí ÇáãÒíÏ There's more coming down.
ÇáÌåÇÒ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ !Úáíß Ãä ÊÏãÑå The machine, Howard. You've got to destroy it!
- ÝÌÑå - !äá ãäåã - Blast it. - Get them!
!áÇ íÇ åÇæÇÑÏ áÇ ÊÝÚá ÓæÝ áä ÊÕá Çáì æØäß ÃÈÏÇð No, Howard, don't! You'll never get home.
- ËáÇËæä ËÇäíÉ Úáì ÇáæÕæá - !äá ãäåã - Thirty seconds to arrival. - Get them!
ÇáæÏÇÚ íÇ ÚÇáã ÇáÈØ !ÃÈÊÚÏæÇ ãä ÇáãßÇä¡ ÃÑßÖæÇ Goodbye, Duck World. Get outta there. Run!
ÚÔÑ ËæÇäí ãÚ ÇÓÊãÑÇÑ ÇáÚÏ ááæÕæá Ten seconds and counting to arrival.
!åäÇ Over here!
ÚÔÑÉ¡ ÊÓÚÉ¡ ËäÇäíÉ¡ ÓÈÚÉ¡ ÓÊÉ¡ ÎãÓÉ ...ÃÑÈÚÉ¡ ËáÇËÉ¡ ÃËäÇä Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two...
æÇÍÏ¡ æÕæá one, arrival.
!åÇæÇÑÏ Howard!
!ßáÇ No!
ÃäÇ áÇ ÃÚÑÝ Ãíä ÃäÊ ÇáÂä áßä Âãá ÈÃä Êßæä ÃÓÚÏ åäÇß I don't know where you are now, but I hope you're happier there.
åÐÇ ÇáÚÇáã áã íÚÇãáß ÌíÏÇð áßäß ÃäÞÐÊå ÃáíÓ ßÐáß¿ This world didn't threat you very good, but you saved it, didn't you?
- åÇæÇÑÏ¿ - ÃäÇ áã ÃÚÏ åÇæÇÑÏ ÈÚÏ ÇáÂä - Howard? - I am not Howard anymore.
íÇ Çáåí¡ ßá åÐÇ ÇáÏÎÇä ÓÃÞÊá ÈÓÈÈ ÇáÊåÇÈ ÇáÌíæÈ Geez, all this smoke, it's murder on the sinuses.
ÎÏÚÊßã ÃáíÓ ßÐáß¿ Fooled you, didn't I?
- åÇæÇÑÏ - ÇáÃãæÑ Úáì ãÇ íÑÇã íÇ ÍáæÉ - Howard. - It's all right, Toots.
ÍÓäÇð¡ ÃÑÛÈ ÈÃä ÃåÏí åÐå ÇáÃÛäíÉ Çáì ãÏíÑäÇ ÇáÌÏíÏ Well, all right, I'd like to dedicate this song to our new manager.
!ÃÓÊãÑ Go!
ÍÓäÇð¡ åÐÇ áäÞã ÈÚãá ãßíÇäíßí áÍÑß ÌåÇÒ ÇáãæÌÉ ÇáßÈíÑÉ ÕÝÑ All right, that's mechanical. We're gonna release the big wave-0.
!ÌÇåÒ¡ ÃäØáÞ Cue as ready. Cue and go!
- åÇæÇÑÏ¡ åÇæÇÑÏ - äÚã¿ - Howard, Howard. - Yeah?
!ÓÇÚÏäí !Ýß Ðáß ÇáÍÈá åäÇß Help me out! Release that rope there!
áß Ðáß Gotcha.
- !áíÓ åÐÇ ÇáÍÈá - ÝíáÒí¡ ãÇ ÇáÐí íÌÑí¿ - Not that one! - Philsey, what's going on?
!ÃäÒáäí ãä åäÇ áÞÏ ØÑÊ ÈãÇ Ýíß ÇáßÝÇíÉ Get me down from here! I've done enough flying.
!ÝíáÒí Philsey!
ÝíáÒí¡ åá ÊÏÑß ÈÃääí ßÏÊ ÃÞÊá Ýí ÇáÃÚáì åäÇß¿ Philsey, do you realize I could have been killed up there?
- ãÇ åÐÇ¿ - ÃÚÒÝ ÇáÑæß ÃäÏ Ñæá - What's this? - Rock and Roll!
!ÕÍíÍ áäÈÏÃ Right! Give me four.
ßÈíÑ ßÈíÑ íÇ ÍÈíÈÊí Big, big, baby.
åá åÐÇ ãËíÑ ßÝÇíÉ ÈÇáäÓÈÉ áßã¿ Is that hot enough for you?
ÓÃÚÒÝ åÐå ÇáãÞØæÚÉ áÃÌáßã ÌãíÚÇð Hit a purple "A" for you all.
!ÃÝÚáåÇ Do it!
!åÐÇ ÃäÇ That's me!
!ÔßÑÇð¡ ÔßÑÇð äÍä äÍÈßã Thank you! Thank you! We love you.
!åÇæÇÑÏ¡ åÇæÇÑÏ !åÇæÇÑÏ¡ åÇæÇÑÏ Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard!
!äÍä äÍÈßã We love you!
åÐÇ áíÓ ÓíÆÇð ÈÇáäÓÈÉ Çáì ÈØÉ ÃÊÊ ãä ÇáÝÖÇÁ ÇáÎÇÑÌí Not bad for a duck from outer space.
áÞÏ ßäÇ ÚÙíãíä íÇ ÈØÊí You were great, Ducky.
ÊãÊ ÇáÊÑÌãÉ ÈæÇÓØÉ ÓíÝ ÇáÚØÇÑ saif_fender@yahoo.com