1 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,285 Take the briefcase, Rubecht. 2 00:00:35,487 --> 00:00:36,476 Ja wohl, Herr Colonel! 3 00:00:38,367 --> 00:00:40,722 Hurry! I want to take off now! 4 00:00:48,807 --> 00:00:50,399 Get moving, Rubecht! 5 00:00:50,607 --> 00:00:51,835 Idiot. 6 00:01:07,967 --> 00:01:09,036 SIeeping, Rubecht? 7 00:01:20,607 --> 00:01:21,596 AsIeep... 8 00:01:23,807 --> 00:01:25,001 You're not Rubecht! 9 00:01:25,567 --> 00:01:28,161 Not even German! Give me the briefcase! 10 00:01:29,207 --> 00:01:32,040 Hand it over or I'II riddIe you with buIIets! 11 00:01:32,247 --> 00:01:33,043 Never! 12 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:36,717 Don't be stupid. I have a gun. You don't. 13 00:01:41,567 --> 00:01:42,716 Idiot! 14 00:01:48,807 --> 00:01:50,035 Looking for this? 15 00:01:50,487 --> 00:01:52,921 - What do you want? - The V2 bIueprints. 16 00:01:53,687 --> 00:01:57,646 No way! Get in the cockpit and take me to South America! 17 00:01:57,847 --> 00:01:58,996 Or eIse? 18 00:02:00,367 --> 00:02:02,676 I'II jump... And bye-bye bIueprints! 19 00:02:02,887 --> 00:02:04,559 Which ones? These? 20 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:07,757 Newspapers? 21 00:02:08,367 --> 00:02:09,720 Newspapers! 22 00:02:10,927 --> 00:02:12,360 Who are you? 23 00:02:14,447 --> 00:02:16,119 OSS 117... 24 00:02:16,807 --> 00:02:17,637 At your service. 25 00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:19,405 I shouId have guessed! 26 00:02:21,487 --> 00:02:23,318 Auf wiedershen, Herr Colonel! 27 00:02:24,367 --> 00:02:26,835 And thank you for fIying OSS 117 Airways! 28 00:02:33,247 --> 00:02:34,396 - You okay, Jack? - Yes, Hubert. 29 00:02:34,607 --> 00:02:36,837 Oome on. We have a pIane to fIy. 30 00:02:39,767 --> 00:02:40,802 I'm coming. 31 00:02:59,487 --> 00:03:01,717 There's one thing that baffIes me. 32 00:03:01,927 --> 00:03:04,282 Why keep the briefcase if you had the pIans? 33 00:03:04,487 --> 00:03:06,398 I'II never give into barbarism. 34 00:03:06,727 --> 00:03:07,842 Oh yeah. Same here. 35 00:05:06,367 --> 00:05:07,561 ReptiIe! 36 00:05:08,527 --> 00:05:11,360 Start by pIaying nice. Then we can get nasty. 37 00:05:11,647 --> 00:05:14,605 Traitor! I saw straight through you. 38 00:05:14,927 --> 00:05:15,996 You don't say! 39 00:05:16,367 --> 00:05:19,757 You're French secret service. Agent OSS 117. 40 00:05:19,967 --> 00:05:22,720 Numbered Iike a cow Iead to sIaughter. 41 00:05:23,567 --> 00:05:24,920 At your service. 42 00:05:25,647 --> 00:05:27,126 And I know who you are. 43 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:30,046 You're not a Lebanese reporter based in Rome, 44 00:05:30,607 --> 00:05:33,326 but the niece of Egypt's King Farouk. 45 00:05:33,527 --> 00:05:36,087 I'm his niece, but he's no Ionger king. 46 00:05:36,287 --> 00:05:38,960 He was exiIed 3 years ago by the viIe Nasser! 47 00:05:39,167 --> 00:05:41,476 May the maggot rot in heII. 48 00:05:41,687 --> 00:05:44,406 You're pretty vuIgar for a Pharaoh's niece. 49 00:05:45,407 --> 00:05:46,806 My uncIe is King. 50 00:05:47,007 --> 00:05:49,282 The pharaohs ruIed 4000 years ago! 51 00:05:50,487 --> 00:05:51,602 I knew that. 52 00:05:53,367 --> 00:05:56,200 In any case, Princess, you have what I need. 53 00:05:56,567 --> 00:05:59,240 Pig! You'II pay for having betrayed me! 54 00:05:59,447 --> 00:06:00,675 We'II see about that. 55 00:06:00,887 --> 00:06:03,037 Before you go, fiIthy spy... 56 00:06:03,247 --> 00:06:04,157 make Iove to me. 57 00:06:04,367 --> 00:06:05,322 I don't think so. 58 00:06:05,607 --> 00:06:07,404 - Why not? - Don't feeI Iike it. 59 00:06:08,807 --> 00:06:11,241 - It was the cow joke. - I take it back. 60 00:06:11,647 --> 00:06:12,762 Thank you. 61 00:06:13,847 --> 00:06:14,962 Tied up. 62 00:06:16,607 --> 00:06:18,438 Gagged too? 63 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:42,925 Oome here, snake! 64 00:06:43,287 --> 00:06:45,437 Make it fast. I onIy have a few hours. 65 00:07:00,007 --> 00:07:02,567 - How's the veaI stew? - ExceIIent. 66 00:07:07,487 --> 00:07:08,681 How's the veaI stew? 67 00:07:09,007 --> 00:07:12,317 ExceIIent. Nice to see you, Hubert. 68 00:07:12,527 --> 00:07:14,916 - Here's the enveIope. - Let's see. 69 00:07:20,447 --> 00:07:22,597 - My God! - What's wrong? 70 00:07:22,807 --> 00:07:24,081 Very bad news. 71 00:07:26,807 --> 00:07:27,557 Jack! 72 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:33,396 Jack... 73 00:08:03,847 --> 00:08:06,520 OSS 283 was our agent in Egypt. 74 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:10,723 We've had no news for the past month. Now I know why. 75 00:08:10,967 --> 00:08:13,037 - What's going on there? - It's a mess. 76 00:08:13,367 --> 00:08:16,325 The Americans and Russians are fighting as usuaI. 77 00:08:16,607 --> 00:08:19,644 The EngIish want compIete controI of the Suez CanaI. 78 00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:23,203 To top it off, a Russian cargo ship went missing. 79 00:08:23,407 --> 00:08:24,681 The ''Kapov''. 80 00:08:25,207 --> 00:08:27,163 Not to mention the EagIes of Keops. 81 00:08:27,367 --> 00:08:30,006 ReIigious extremists who want to take over. 82 00:08:30,487 --> 00:08:31,761 Potent cocktaiI. 83 00:08:33,007 --> 00:08:35,043 The higher-ups are getting nervous. 84 00:08:35,247 --> 00:08:38,364 - President Ooty? - Yes... President Ooty. 85 00:08:44,087 --> 00:08:46,157 Your turn... What'II it be? 86 00:08:46,367 --> 00:08:47,959 - How's the veaI stew? - ExceIIent. 87 00:08:48,167 --> 00:08:48,804 Hubert? 88 00:08:49,007 --> 00:08:51,999 Two veaI stews. I hear your herring is good. 89 00:08:52,207 --> 00:08:55,005 We'II get you a side order. Judge for yourseIf. 90 00:08:56,727 --> 00:08:58,365 We need you there. 91 00:08:58,567 --> 00:09:01,035 A speciaIist in the Arabo-MusIim worId. 92 00:09:01,567 --> 00:09:02,795 - Arabo...? - MusIim. 93 00:09:04,887 --> 00:09:07,720 Find what Jefferson discovered and who kiIIed him. 94 00:09:07,967 --> 00:09:08,922 Oount on me. 95 00:09:09,127 --> 00:09:11,721 Figure out a way to caIm them aII down: 96 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:13,963 Americans, Russians, EngIish... 97 00:09:14,767 --> 00:09:17,440 Buttress French poIicy. EstabIish peace. 98 00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:19,405 - Sure. - Make the MiddIe East safe. 99 00:09:19,847 --> 00:09:21,041 No probIem. 100 00:09:21,767 --> 00:09:25,157 Your contact wiII meet you at the airport, by the gIobe. 101 00:09:25,367 --> 00:09:27,756 - The usuaI procedure? - ExactIy. 102 00:09:31,607 --> 00:09:35,282 You're Lucien Bramard, businessman. Jack Jefferson's partner. 103 00:09:35,887 --> 00:09:39,800 Enjoy Cairo, OSS 117. Land of pharaohs and pyramids. 104 00:09:40,007 --> 00:09:42,077 And a veritabIe nest of spies. 105 00:10:01,407 --> 00:10:03,159 He just arrived. 106 00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:23,960 How is the veaI stew? 107 00:10:24,727 --> 00:10:25,603 Excuse me? 108 00:10:26,127 --> 00:10:29,437 Are the meat dishes here of good quaIity? 109 00:10:31,887 --> 00:10:33,081 Yeah... 110 00:10:34,287 --> 00:10:35,481 Good? 111 00:10:36,367 --> 00:10:38,164 If you Iike meat, yeah. 112 00:10:38,767 --> 00:10:39,756 With veaI? 113 00:10:39,967 --> 00:10:42,686 MostIy Iamb, I think. 114 00:10:42,887 --> 00:10:44,036 There's chicken too. 115 00:10:44,247 --> 00:10:48,445 There's nothing with veaI? And mushrooms and potatoes... 116 00:10:49,327 --> 00:10:50,555 I don't know. 117 00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:51,995 Goodbye, sir. 118 00:10:52,247 --> 00:10:53,600 Have a nice day. 119 00:10:58,887 --> 00:11:01,037 How is your veaI stew? 120 00:11:09,047 --> 00:11:10,400 ExceIIent. 121 00:11:11,047 --> 00:11:12,639 I hear your herring is good. 122 00:11:12,847 --> 00:11:15,759 We'II get you a side order. Judge for yourseIf. 123 00:11:16,487 --> 00:11:19,126 Larmina EI Akmar Betouche, Jack's secretary. 124 00:11:19,327 --> 00:11:20,316 Tough name. 125 00:11:20,527 --> 00:11:23,325 Hubert Bonnisseur de Ia Bath. Here, Lucien Bramard. 126 00:11:23,527 --> 00:11:25,040 - My pIeasure. - No, mine. 127 00:11:25,247 --> 00:11:27,886 Let's go. This airport is a nest of spies. 128 00:11:42,727 --> 00:11:44,718 - Oigarette? - No, I don't smoke. 129 00:11:45,367 --> 00:11:46,766 I haven't acquired a taste. 130 00:11:47,327 --> 00:11:51,286 Too bad. It's reIaxing. EspeciaIIy in your Iine of work. 131 00:11:51,487 --> 00:11:54,001 It pisses me off. Not smoking kiIIs me. 132 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,285 I'II keep trying, I promise. 133 00:11:58,167 --> 00:11:59,395 Nice car. 134 00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:02,880 Shame it's so dirty. 135 00:12:03,087 --> 00:12:04,839 We have a Iot of dust here. 136 00:12:05,047 --> 00:12:06,400 You're teIIing me! 137 00:12:06,607 --> 00:12:09,201 Chickens and watermeIons in the streets! 138 00:12:10,967 --> 00:12:12,320 But it's sort of fun. 139 00:12:12,767 --> 00:12:13,961 Fun? 140 00:12:16,087 --> 00:12:17,998 Egypt Ied the worId for 2000 years. 141 00:12:18,207 --> 00:12:20,801 We invented astronomy and mathematics. 142 00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:24,522 Your archeoIogists are stiII stymied by our pyramids, 143 00:12:24,727 --> 00:12:26,285 Mr. Bonnisseur de Ia Bath. 144 00:12:29,327 --> 00:12:31,522 Bramard. Lucien Bramard. 145 00:12:35,367 --> 00:12:36,766 Your French is perfect. 146 00:12:36,967 --> 00:12:39,845 We've spoken French for ages, but the Rais... 147 00:12:40,087 --> 00:12:40,803 The...? 148 00:12:41,007 --> 00:12:43,396 Rais. The Ieader. Our president. 149 00:12:43,607 --> 00:12:44,835 Nasser. 150 00:12:45,767 --> 00:12:48,406 Nasser is making Arabic the soIe Ianguage. 151 00:12:48,607 --> 00:12:50,996 The probIem with Arabic is it's hard to read. 152 00:12:51,527 --> 00:12:53,518 Even the sounds are... 153 00:12:55,527 --> 00:12:57,279 But it's nice. ReaIIy nice. 154 00:12:57,487 --> 00:13:00,638 Arabic is spoken by miIIions. Writing it is an art. 155 00:13:03,327 --> 00:13:04,680 MiIIions? 156 00:13:05,447 --> 00:13:09,076 You're sweet, but do you know how much a miIIion is? 157 00:13:10,647 --> 00:13:12,319 Yes, I think I do. 158 00:13:14,847 --> 00:13:17,202 You must be carefuI, Mr. Bramard. 159 00:13:17,607 --> 00:13:19,484 Egyptians hate EngIish occupation. 160 00:13:19,687 --> 00:13:22,406 Foreigners aren't appreciated these days. 161 00:13:22,607 --> 00:13:26,236 Oonsidering your riches, I see why foreigners want to stay... 162 00:13:27,327 --> 00:13:28,555 and nestIe cIose. 163 00:13:32,407 --> 00:13:35,763 Suez Canal Panoramic View 164 00:13:50,447 --> 00:13:51,800 It's breathtaking. 165 00:13:52,687 --> 00:13:54,086 I Iove panoramic views. 166 00:13:54,647 --> 00:13:56,080 This one is stunning. 167 00:13:56,767 --> 00:13:58,917 Your civiIization truIy is grandiose. 168 00:13:59,367 --> 00:14:02,006 To buiId this 4000 years ago was visionary. 169 00:14:02,207 --> 00:14:04,767 The Suez CanaI was buiIt 86 years ago. 170 00:14:05,727 --> 00:14:06,796 ReaIIy? 171 00:14:07,727 --> 00:14:10,036 But what a source of nationaI pride! 172 00:14:10,247 --> 00:14:13,717 It has internationaI status. An EngIish company runs it. 173 00:14:13,927 --> 00:14:15,440 Nothing here is Egyptian. 174 00:14:16,127 --> 00:14:19,039 Except for the workers kiIIed whiIe buiIding it. 175 00:14:19,247 --> 00:14:20,157 What is it? 176 00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,246 My father died here. 177 00:14:22,567 --> 00:14:24,876 BuiIding the canaI? 178 00:14:25,207 --> 00:14:28,563 PIaying paddIe baII. The string broke. The baII fIew off. 179 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,678 The current carried him away. 180 00:14:32,007 --> 00:14:33,076 He was a true saint. 181 00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:37,758 Egypt has suffered a great Ioss. 182 00:14:42,727 --> 00:14:43,921 TeII me, Larmina... 183 00:14:45,847 --> 00:14:47,485 what was Jack working on? 184 00:14:47,847 --> 00:14:50,759 A stockpiIe of weapons had disappeared. 185 00:14:51,047 --> 00:14:53,880 He was supposed to meet an informer in IsmaiIa. 186 00:14:54,647 --> 00:14:56,285 I haven't seen him since. 187 00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,040 - Strange. - Isn't it? 188 00:14:58,447 --> 00:15:01,166 Strange... You see this car behind me? 189 00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:04,395 I've been watching it. 190 00:15:04,887 --> 00:15:07,162 - And? - It's perfectIy dust-free! 191 00:15:07,567 --> 00:15:09,319 Isn't a cIean car nicer? 192 00:15:10,847 --> 00:15:13,122 Someday I'II give your chassis a poIish. 193 00:15:24,927 --> 00:15:27,566 Cairo 194 00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:37,685 We're here. This is the S.C.E.P. 195 00:15:37,887 --> 00:15:40,196 - The... - S.C.E.P. Your cover. 196 00:15:41,247 --> 00:15:43,124 Oome here. This is SIimane. 197 00:15:43,327 --> 00:15:46,364 Foreman, caretaker... the piIIar of the company! 198 00:15:46,567 --> 00:15:47,966 WeIcome, sir. 199 00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:49,486 Thank you, SIimane. 200 00:15:50,007 --> 00:15:53,283 You feeI Iike an orphan since Mr. Jefferson Ieft. 201 00:15:53,527 --> 00:15:55,722 Rest assured. I'm here now. 202 00:15:55,927 --> 00:15:59,442 I'm Lucien Bramard, your new boss. And your friend. 203 00:15:59,887 --> 00:16:00,603 Thank you, sir. 204 00:16:00,807 --> 00:16:03,685 To seaI our friendship, I have something for you. 205 00:16:05,247 --> 00:16:09,843 Look, this is our ''Rais''. Mr. René Ooty. A great man. 206 00:16:10,247 --> 00:16:11,726 He'II go down in history. 207 00:16:12,287 --> 00:16:15,279 He Iikes peopIe from Madagascar, Morocco and SenegaI. 208 00:16:15,967 --> 00:16:18,959 He is your friend. This wiII bring you Iuck. 209 00:16:19,727 --> 00:16:20,603 Thank you. 210 00:16:24,087 --> 00:16:25,156 Jack... 211 00:17:02,407 --> 00:17:04,045 What are you doing? 212 00:17:07,087 --> 00:17:08,805 WeIcome to the S.C.E.P.! 213 00:17:16,927 --> 00:17:17,882 What's this? 214 00:17:18,087 --> 00:17:19,918 Society of Chicken and Egyptian PouItry. 215 00:17:20,127 --> 00:17:23,119 Mr. Jefferson raised chickens. Now you do! 216 00:17:25,607 --> 00:17:26,437 Great. 217 00:17:26,647 --> 00:17:30,003 450 hens, 1 10 roosters, 150 chickens! This is the S.C.E.P. 218 00:17:32,447 --> 00:17:34,642 - What's the smeII? - Chickens! 219 00:17:34,847 --> 00:17:36,678 - And the noise? - Chickens too! 220 00:17:37,247 --> 00:17:39,602 They stop it when the Iights go off. 221 00:17:40,087 --> 00:17:41,315 How strange. 222 00:17:42,967 --> 00:17:43,763 It's true. 223 00:17:43,967 --> 00:17:46,527 Mr. Jefferson's office is down the haII. 224 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,364 How humorous. 225 00:18:08,407 --> 00:18:10,523 Who are you? Why are you here? 226 00:18:10,727 --> 00:18:13,116 CaIm down, caIm down. 227 00:18:13,847 --> 00:18:17,283 This is Gerhard MoeIIer, the head of the S.C.E.B. 228 00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:19,125 Society of Cows and Egyptian Beef 229 00:18:19,327 --> 00:18:21,887 That doesn't answer my second question. 230 00:18:22,847 --> 00:18:23,643 Which one? 231 00:18:25,767 --> 00:18:26,756 Why are you here? 232 00:18:27,167 --> 00:18:30,637 I came to inquire how my friend Jefferson is doing. 233 00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:32,919 It's been a whiIe. 234 00:18:33,207 --> 00:18:35,767 He's in Jordan. Big chicken market there. 235 00:18:35,967 --> 00:18:38,481 You've put me at ease. Thank you. 236 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,761 We haven't had the pIeasure of meeting. 237 00:18:42,967 --> 00:18:46,960 It's a smaII worId here. Everyone knows everyone. 238 00:18:47,407 --> 00:18:49,398 Lucien Bramard. Jack's partner. 239 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,723 Very weII. PIeased to meet you. 240 00:18:57,767 --> 00:18:59,166 WeIcome to Cairo. 241 00:19:02,607 --> 00:19:05,326 Beware of him. Jack didn't Iike him. 242 00:19:06,087 --> 00:19:08,760 Don't worry. If there's something to uncover, 243 00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:14,966 I'II uncover it. 244 00:19:26,767 --> 00:19:28,723 Come to tonight's Embassy reception. 245 00:19:28,927 --> 00:19:33,159 I'd be deIighted. A perfect occasion to wear my aIpaca tuxedo. 246 00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:37,121 I guess. And to butter up to the cream of high society. 247 00:19:40,407 --> 00:19:42,079 I try to avoid rich foods. 248 00:19:45,527 --> 00:19:47,643 Because you said butter and cream. 249 00:19:48,727 --> 00:19:51,002 Two rich foods: butter and cream. 250 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:53,920 Cream of high society... 251 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,643 Avoid rich foods... It's a pun. 252 00:19:59,447 --> 00:20:01,961 - I'II pick you up at seven. - ExceIIent. 253 00:20:16,047 --> 00:20:16,877 Bramard. 254 00:20:17,087 --> 00:20:18,361 Yes, sir? 255 00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:22,996 I have a reservation. 256 00:20:23,207 --> 00:20:25,038 Ah yes. PIease sign here. 257 00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:33,278 Thank you, Mr. Bramard. 258 00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:35,760 WeIcome to Egypt. 259 00:20:36,127 --> 00:20:38,436 I think that man is waiting for you. 260 00:20:41,967 --> 00:20:44,686 He's here. He checked into the hoteI. 261 00:20:47,927 --> 00:20:49,485 How is your gouIash? 262 00:20:49,687 --> 00:20:51,245 How is your gouIash? 263 00:20:53,727 --> 00:20:54,876 How is what? 264 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,600 How is what? 265 00:21:06,087 --> 00:21:07,440 Thank you. Here. 266 00:21:07,647 --> 00:21:08,841 No thank you. 267 00:21:09,127 --> 00:21:10,640 But it's René Coty! 268 00:21:18,767 --> 00:21:19,961 WeIcome to Egypt, 117. 269 00:21:21,207 --> 00:21:22,401 Princess! 270 00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:25,403 It's aIways so enchanting to see you. 271 00:21:25,767 --> 00:21:28,235 - Thank you, Hubert. - Don't mention it. 272 00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:31,636 What's that smeII? CouId it be chicken? 273 00:21:36,247 --> 00:21:37,316 Let's say it's me. 274 00:21:37,527 --> 00:21:38,926 Give the enveIope back. 275 00:21:39,127 --> 00:21:40,685 - Why shouId I? - That's why. 276 00:22:29,847 --> 00:22:30,916 I Iove to fight. 277 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:25,081 Princess, why do you want that enveIope? 278 00:23:25,287 --> 00:23:27,926 - My Iips are seaIed, ape. - As you Iike. 279 00:23:28,127 --> 00:23:28,957 TotaIIy seaIed. 280 00:23:29,167 --> 00:23:31,886 Now we're even. I won't make Iove to you. 281 00:23:33,487 --> 00:23:36,957 ObviousIy, I couId use this tooI of mine. 282 00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:41,562 It's caIIed... a revoIver. 283 00:23:42,607 --> 00:23:45,724 It's unseaIed Iots of Iips. Of both men and women. 284 00:23:46,167 --> 00:23:48,476 You Ioad it and unIoad it, Iike this. 285 00:23:48,807 --> 00:23:49,876 Load, 286 00:23:50,127 --> 00:23:51,116 unIoad. 287 00:23:51,407 --> 00:23:52,476 Load, 288 00:23:52,687 --> 00:23:53,881 unIoad. 289 00:23:57,927 --> 00:24:02,239 It's trustworthy. Hard. It can penetrate up to... 290 00:24:03,327 --> 00:24:05,795 I don't know what's in the enveIope. 291 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:12,804 A stranger asked me to give it to my uncIe, King Farouk. 292 00:24:18,807 --> 00:24:20,559 My IittIe cameI... 293 00:24:21,287 --> 00:24:24,757 Enough with these animaI names. It gets pretty annoying. 294 00:25:07,927 --> 00:25:10,521 - How is your room? - Fine, thank you. 295 00:25:10,767 --> 00:25:13,156 ActuaIIy it's a bit of a mess. 296 00:25:13,367 --> 00:25:16,040 A mouse on the bed and a roach underneath. 297 00:25:16,247 --> 00:25:17,680 I'II take care of it. 298 00:25:20,767 --> 00:25:22,564 He's Ieaving the hoteI. 299 00:25:23,807 --> 00:25:26,401 - Salaam Aleikum, Lucien. - Good evening, Larmina. 300 00:25:26,607 --> 00:25:30,680 You get prettier by the hour. I can't wait tiII tomorrow! 301 00:25:30,887 --> 00:25:34,596 - lnch Allah. ShaII I drive? - I can't refuse a dark-eyed brunette. 302 00:25:34,927 --> 00:25:36,121 And bIue-eyed bIondes? 303 00:25:36,567 --> 00:25:38,558 In any case you're my kind of woman. 304 00:25:38,767 --> 00:25:41,440 What if I were a midget with gIasses? 305 00:25:44,127 --> 00:25:45,799 I wouIdn't Iet you drive. 306 00:25:47,127 --> 00:25:47,877 Preposterous. 307 00:26:03,167 --> 00:26:05,681 Go on, Larmina. I'II meet you inside. 308 00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:14,036 Now I've got it. How's the beef stroganoff? 309 00:26:15,887 --> 00:26:17,639 - Didn't you get enough? - Stop it. 310 00:26:17,847 --> 00:26:19,565 You, stop it! 311 00:26:29,207 --> 00:26:32,404 I'm sorry. Come on, Iet's have some fun. 312 00:26:32,767 --> 00:26:34,359 He's at the Embassy. 313 00:26:49,647 --> 00:26:50,841 A Suze. 314 00:26:51,207 --> 00:26:54,563 Nothing to drink? LiIIet? Dubonnet? Cinzano? Brandy? 315 00:26:54,767 --> 00:26:56,485 I don't drink aIcohoI. 316 00:26:57,567 --> 00:26:58,636 How strange! 317 00:26:58,847 --> 00:27:00,519 It's against my reIigion. 318 00:27:01,247 --> 00:27:04,125 What stupid reIigion wouId forbid aIcohoI? 319 00:27:04,327 --> 00:27:08,684 The MusIim reIigion, practiced by 90% of our popuIation. 320 00:27:09,647 --> 00:27:10,841 I didn't know. 321 00:27:11,567 --> 00:27:12,761 Too bad for me. 322 00:27:17,207 --> 00:27:18,560 You're very... 323 00:27:21,007 --> 00:27:22,884 Very French, in fact. 324 00:27:24,167 --> 00:27:25,282 Thank you. 325 00:27:39,607 --> 00:27:41,006 A mambo! 326 00:27:41,767 --> 00:27:42,882 Come on! 327 00:27:44,367 --> 00:27:45,516 I don't know it. 328 00:27:45,727 --> 00:27:47,877 Watch my feet and do the same. 329 00:27:59,287 --> 00:28:02,165 I guess I'm sort of Iike... your mirror. 330 00:28:02,367 --> 00:28:05,916 What I see in it tickIes me pink. I'm gorgeous tonight. 331 00:28:06,127 --> 00:28:09,324 That dress hugs my shapes with just a hint of modesty. 332 00:28:09,527 --> 00:28:11,119 Keep quiet and concentrate. 333 00:28:17,847 --> 00:28:19,280 We're not very discreet. 334 00:28:19,487 --> 00:28:21,876 Why be discreet with a woman Iike you? 335 00:28:29,567 --> 00:28:30,920 Come back. I feeI... 336 00:28:32,047 --> 00:28:34,003 Naked without me? I understand. 337 00:28:38,167 --> 00:28:39,680 You see those men? 338 00:28:42,607 --> 00:28:43,676 Interesting cIique. 339 00:28:43,927 --> 00:28:46,839 You shouId question them. I'II introduce you. 340 00:29:17,407 --> 00:29:20,399 Come pIunge into the muddy waters of the NiIe. 341 00:29:22,207 --> 00:29:25,279 This is Mr. Jefferson's new partner, Lucien Bramard. 342 00:29:25,487 --> 00:29:27,637 You've aIready met Gerhard MoeIIer. 343 00:29:27,847 --> 00:29:29,803 PIeasure to see you again. 344 00:29:30,007 --> 00:29:31,599 The pIeasure's mine. 345 00:29:31,967 --> 00:29:35,880 Mr. PeIIetier, Society of BeIgian and Egyptian PouItry Producers. 346 00:29:36,087 --> 00:29:37,884 Our competitor and friend. 347 00:29:39,207 --> 00:29:41,118 - Raymond PeIIetier. - PIeasure. 348 00:29:41,327 --> 00:29:44,319 And Yevevni Setine. He raises sheep. 349 00:29:44,527 --> 00:29:45,323 PIeasure. 350 00:29:45,687 --> 00:29:47,757 Mr. Bramard... a cigarette? 351 00:29:47,967 --> 00:29:49,639 Thanks. I'm trying to start. 352 00:29:49,847 --> 00:29:51,758 - Miss? - Thank you. 353 00:30:02,927 --> 00:30:03,643 May I? 354 00:30:03,847 --> 00:30:05,200 Be my guest. 355 00:30:05,807 --> 00:30:09,004 I wouId Iove to show you the pyramids, Mr. Bramard. 356 00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:11,243 I wouId Iove you as a guide. 357 00:30:11,967 --> 00:30:16,438 The mystery of the pyramids is that of unattainabIe conscience. 358 00:30:16,687 --> 00:30:19,326 Pharaohs were buried with their servants. 359 00:30:19,527 --> 00:30:22,200 When we die, we want everything to stop. 360 00:30:22,407 --> 00:30:24,284 It is the cycIe of Iife itseIf. 361 00:30:25,727 --> 00:30:28,036 When someone or something dies, 362 00:30:29,647 --> 00:30:31,478 something or someone is born. 363 00:30:32,687 --> 00:30:34,917 We try to forget we're animaIs, 364 00:30:35,127 --> 00:30:38,483 but nature keeps reminding us. Sometimes crueIIy. 365 00:30:50,247 --> 00:30:54,206 Scientists experiment on fruit fIies 366 00:30:54,647 --> 00:30:57,639 because their brains are very simiIar to ours. 367 00:30:57,927 --> 00:31:00,760 Through a horse's eye we seem bigger than we are. 368 00:31:01,047 --> 00:31:03,356 That's why we're abIe to tame them. 369 00:31:06,047 --> 00:31:07,526 Our eyes teach us 370 00:31:07,727 --> 00:31:10,480 how to react to others. 371 00:31:10,727 --> 00:31:12,604 But we can be near-sighted. 372 00:31:18,047 --> 00:31:20,686 The bIind man doesn't see. He feeIs. 373 00:31:21,167 --> 00:31:22,725 And paradoxicaIIy, he sees. 374 00:31:22,927 --> 00:31:24,918 When a cat's taiI is straight, 375 00:31:26,047 --> 00:31:27,400 it feeIs at ease. 376 00:31:27,607 --> 00:31:29,643 An amputee's Ieg stiII itches. 377 00:31:29,847 --> 00:31:32,566 When women change men, they change hairstyIes. 378 00:31:32,767 --> 00:31:35,281 You must Iet a baby cry at night, 379 00:31:36,167 --> 00:31:38,397 or bedtime becomes too rituaIized. 380 00:31:51,927 --> 00:31:54,725 You want a drink? We can go to the bar. 381 00:31:57,487 --> 00:31:58,840 A IittIe nightcap? 382 00:32:02,767 --> 00:32:04,120 Mr. Bramard? 383 00:32:10,247 --> 00:32:12,158 How is the veal stew? 384 00:32:25,687 --> 00:32:29,396 NigeI Gardenborough. Head of the British Lamb Consortium. 385 00:32:29,607 --> 00:32:31,757 Lucien Bramard. What does this mean? 386 00:32:31,967 --> 00:32:33,320 I know who you are. 387 00:32:35,047 --> 00:32:36,480 I tried contacting you. 388 00:32:36,687 --> 00:32:39,485 But you get a IittIe hot under the coIIar. 389 00:32:40,127 --> 00:32:42,402 Excuse me. One must be carefuI. 390 00:32:42,607 --> 00:32:45,519 This city is a nest of spies. What do you want? 391 00:32:45,927 --> 00:32:48,077 To warn you of a great danger. 392 00:32:48,807 --> 00:32:50,035 Jefferson... 393 00:32:53,527 --> 00:32:55,438 What's this about, oId chap? 394 00:32:57,087 --> 00:32:57,917 My God! 395 00:34:22,207 --> 00:34:26,359 Choukrane... The MetropoIitan HoteI, pIease? 396 00:34:45,647 --> 00:34:46,921 Choukrane... 397 00:35:10,167 --> 00:35:11,919 Larmina... 398 00:35:12,127 --> 00:35:12,718 It's me. 399 00:35:13,647 --> 00:35:14,238 Is it you? 400 00:35:15,207 --> 00:35:16,606 Yes, it's me. 401 00:35:16,807 --> 00:35:18,684 I was scared to death. 402 00:35:18,967 --> 00:35:20,559 I preferred to wait here. 403 00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:22,680 SIeep. It'II be fine. 404 00:36:32,167 --> 00:36:34,044 Shut your damned mouth! 405 00:36:48,927 --> 00:36:51,566 This ruckus is reaIIy getting on my nerves. 406 00:36:51,767 --> 00:36:53,166 I'II show them! 407 00:36:54,327 --> 00:36:56,079 Excuse me! 408 00:36:57,327 --> 00:36:58,680 Excuse me! 409 00:37:00,567 --> 00:37:03,559 Enough with the mike! Don't act like a baby! 410 00:37:05,487 --> 00:37:07,159 Give me that mike! 411 00:37:18,487 --> 00:37:21,047 - SIeep weII? - Very weII, thank you. 412 00:37:21,727 --> 00:37:23,319 I had a marveIous dream. 413 00:37:23,567 --> 00:37:26,001 Breakfast in bed with a dark-eyed beauty. 414 00:37:26,647 --> 00:37:27,602 Smooth taIker! 415 00:37:27,807 --> 00:37:30,844 OnIy during breakfast with dark-eyed beauties. 416 00:37:36,447 --> 00:37:37,721 Bismi Allah... 417 00:37:46,047 --> 00:37:47,685 I Iove to butter my biscuit. 418 00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:50,322 By the way, 419 00:37:50,527 --> 00:37:53,200 I was woken by a guy screaming on a tower. 420 00:37:53,407 --> 00:37:55,921 I couIdn't sIeep. I had to shut him up. 421 00:37:56,127 --> 00:37:58,322 A muezzin? You shut up a muezzin? 422 00:37:58,687 --> 00:38:00,359 - The...? - Muezzin. 423 00:38:00,567 --> 00:38:02,444 He was caIIing for prayer. 424 00:38:03,007 --> 00:38:03,757 I didn't know. 425 00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:07,877 That's what the ruckus was. The screaming, the mike... 426 00:38:10,287 --> 00:38:12,596 Yours is a very strange reIigion. 427 00:38:12,807 --> 00:38:14,399 You'II grow tired of it. 428 00:38:15,807 --> 00:38:17,445 I bet it won't Iast Iong. 429 00:38:20,047 --> 00:38:21,002 Larmina, honey, 430 00:38:21,807 --> 00:38:24,605 can you drop me at the office? I'II poke around. 431 00:38:26,247 --> 00:38:27,475 Of course, Lucien. 432 00:38:28,127 --> 00:38:29,355 La choukrane. 433 00:38:38,087 --> 00:38:39,759 See you Iater... 434 00:39:10,327 --> 00:39:12,238 Paper cIips... 435 00:39:23,967 --> 00:39:26,356 Poultry and Eggs 436 00:40:01,127 --> 00:40:02,845 You don't need me anymore? 437 00:40:03,087 --> 00:40:05,123 - It's five o'cIock. - AIready? 438 00:40:06,407 --> 00:40:09,763 Time reaIIy fIies! You can go home, my good man. 439 00:40:11,207 --> 00:40:12,242 Goodnight, faithfuI SIimane. 440 00:40:15,407 --> 00:40:17,523 Kiss your famiIy for me, okay? 441 00:40:17,807 --> 00:40:19,843 How many chiIdren? Eight? Nine? 442 00:40:20,127 --> 00:40:20,957 Two, sir. 443 00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:24,076 Kiss them anyway. 444 00:40:27,607 --> 00:40:29,996 Thank you, sir. Goodbye, sir. 445 00:40:44,127 --> 00:40:45,196 SIimane? 446 00:40:46,647 --> 00:40:47,966 Is that you? 447 00:41:25,007 --> 00:41:26,645 My God... 448 00:42:00,087 --> 00:42:02,476 - Are you okay? - Fine! 449 00:42:06,327 --> 00:42:07,760 You said it wouId sting. 450 00:42:07,967 --> 00:42:09,400 It usuaIIy does. 451 00:42:11,647 --> 00:42:12,841 May I? 452 00:42:13,367 --> 00:42:15,085 Let's not waste any more time. 453 00:42:17,407 --> 00:42:19,125 - Are you okay? - Fine. 454 00:42:22,327 --> 00:42:23,442 What an asshoIe! 455 00:42:27,807 --> 00:42:30,958 It's just scratches. You couId have been infected. 456 00:42:34,847 --> 00:42:36,280 This doesn't bode weII. 457 00:42:37,847 --> 00:42:39,565 Business is bad enough. 458 00:42:39,967 --> 00:42:41,844 Now we've Iost 25 chickens. 459 00:42:42,807 --> 00:42:45,037 This was in your assaiIant's pocket. 460 00:42:45,247 --> 00:42:47,317 Heavens! ''Fondouk''. What is it? 461 00:42:47,527 --> 00:42:49,199 - It's a café. - Nothing speciaI? 462 00:42:49,807 --> 00:42:51,320 Just your typicaI café. 463 00:42:52,527 --> 00:42:53,755 What a shame. 464 00:42:54,367 --> 00:42:55,880 We aImost had a cIue. 465 00:42:58,247 --> 00:43:01,444 Maybe it's worth going there. You never know. 466 00:43:01,847 --> 00:43:03,405 To find a cIue or a Iead. 467 00:43:05,407 --> 00:43:07,762 You're right. I couIdn't agree more. 468 00:43:08,407 --> 00:43:11,240 Teach me a IittIe Arabic, so I'II bIend in. 469 00:43:11,487 --> 00:43:12,715 From the beginning: 470 00:43:17,447 --> 00:43:18,163 ExceIIent! 471 00:43:18,367 --> 00:43:19,880 - What does it mean? - 1 , 2, 3, 4, 5. 472 00:43:23,927 --> 00:43:25,440 It's totaIIy useIess. 473 00:43:28,447 --> 00:43:30,165 UnIess I need to count to five. 474 00:43:30,367 --> 00:43:32,358 Then it might come in handy. 475 00:43:34,487 --> 00:43:38,162 But I can't go past five because at ''six'' I get stuck. 476 00:43:40,687 --> 00:43:43,485 Let's try. Strike whiIe the iron is hot. 477 00:43:43,687 --> 00:43:45,917 Yes. Strike whiIe the iron is hot. 478 00:44:44,807 --> 00:44:47,162 My brothers! My brothers! 479 00:44:47,767 --> 00:44:49,678 ln the name of Merciful God 480 00:44:50,047 --> 00:44:52,083 foreigners steal our riches! 481 00:44:52,887 --> 00:44:54,764 They blaspheme our Prophet 482 00:44:54,967 --> 00:44:56,878 and scorn our religion! 483 00:44:57,447 --> 00:44:58,436 This morning 484 00:44:58,647 --> 00:45:01,400 they stopped a muezzin from doing his duty. 485 00:45:01,967 --> 00:45:03,446 lt is a sign from above 486 00:45:03,647 --> 00:45:04,875 to take up arms! 487 00:45:05,087 --> 00:45:05,883 Allah Akbar! 488 00:45:07,207 --> 00:45:08,435 Allah Akbar! 489 00:45:12,407 --> 00:45:14,045 Yes, my brothers, 490 00:45:14,247 --> 00:45:15,805 we will take up arms. 491 00:45:23,127 --> 00:45:24,355 Yes, my brothers, 492 00:45:24,567 --> 00:45:27,240 by attacking the muezzin this morning 493 00:45:27,647 --> 00:45:30,036 they have angered the Eagles of Keops. 494 00:45:44,887 --> 00:45:46,479 The infidel is among us. 495 00:45:46,687 --> 00:45:48,325 Brothers... 496 00:45:48,527 --> 00:45:49,960 The atheist infidel 497 00:45:50,167 --> 00:45:51,395 who stopped the muezzin 498 00:45:51,607 --> 00:45:53,598 from performing his duty is here. 499 00:45:53,807 --> 00:45:54,876 lt is him! 500 00:46:08,847 --> 00:46:10,360 My head... 501 00:46:14,647 --> 00:46:16,000 My wrists... 502 00:46:20,087 --> 00:46:21,486 Why are you here, mutt? 503 00:46:21,687 --> 00:46:25,157 I hate touristy pIaces. Your café seemed authentic. 504 00:46:25,367 --> 00:46:28,882 My whip wiII make you Iess of a wise-ass, unbeIiever. 505 00:46:29,087 --> 00:46:32,204 Untie me and kiss my wise ass, beIiever. 506 00:46:43,567 --> 00:46:44,636 Six. 507 00:47:08,287 --> 00:47:09,402 Larmina? 508 00:47:09,767 --> 00:47:11,644 Exposed as the rat you are. 509 00:47:12,607 --> 00:47:14,086 How couId you betray me? 510 00:47:14,407 --> 00:47:15,886 Why did I trust you? 511 00:47:16,087 --> 00:47:17,964 Women are never to be trusted! 512 00:47:18,727 --> 00:47:22,606 To think I aImost Iet you make Iove to me! What a fine mess! 513 00:47:22,807 --> 00:47:24,240 Make Iove to you? 514 00:47:24,647 --> 00:47:26,285 You siIenced a muezzin 515 00:47:26,487 --> 00:47:28,000 just so you couId sIeep! 516 00:47:28,247 --> 00:47:30,761 I'd rather screw a pig on a hoIy Friday! 517 00:47:32,487 --> 00:47:35,763 You judge my country and reIigion with condescension. 518 00:47:36,047 --> 00:47:37,400 I can't beIieve it. 519 00:47:37,887 --> 00:47:41,721 Your cigarettes, your mambo, your tits mixed up with fanatics! 520 00:47:42,007 --> 00:47:43,884 I toId you. You didn't Iisten. 521 00:47:44,287 --> 00:47:46,084 My father was a great man. 522 00:47:47,047 --> 00:47:51,245 If he hadn't pIayed paddIe baII, he'd have Ied the revoIution! 523 00:47:51,447 --> 00:47:53,677 - You're not Iike those men. - I am. 524 00:47:53,887 --> 00:47:55,798 I fight to be respected. 525 00:47:56,087 --> 00:47:57,839 Too bad they're not Iike you. 526 00:47:58,127 --> 00:48:02,200 If their bodies were as shapeIy as yours, I'd switch teams. 527 00:48:02,407 --> 00:48:04,796 Don't you ever taIk about my body! 528 00:48:06,487 --> 00:48:08,557 If they had such round breasts, 529 00:48:09,847 --> 00:48:11,644 such captivating cIeavage, 530 00:48:11,927 --> 00:48:15,363 nippIes that perked up at the sIightest emotion or breeze 531 00:48:15,687 --> 00:48:17,882 nippIes that you want to nibbIe... 532 00:48:18,287 --> 00:48:21,199 so pink, so heaIthy, sweIIing with Iife... 533 00:48:21,967 --> 00:48:22,922 You're a fooI. 534 00:48:23,127 --> 00:48:25,004 Yes... but I'm free! 535 00:48:29,087 --> 00:48:31,203 Okay... I'm going. 536 00:48:31,407 --> 00:48:32,635 What about you? 537 00:48:33,127 --> 00:48:36,563 Just kidding. So Iong, Larmina... lnch Allah. 538 00:48:38,527 --> 00:48:39,880 I'm such a ham! 539 00:48:43,167 --> 00:48:44,566 Oh yes, I'd forgotten. 540 00:48:44,767 --> 00:48:47,122 You're Ieaving without bidding fareweII? 541 00:48:47,327 --> 00:48:49,522 I'II bid you fareweII, one by one. 542 00:48:49,727 --> 00:48:52,287 - Go ahead and try. - Who wants to start? 543 00:48:59,807 --> 00:49:01,001 Go ahead and try... 544 00:49:02,247 --> 00:49:03,441 Who wants to start? 545 00:49:05,607 --> 00:49:08,804 So infideI, you're Ieaving without bidding fareweII? 546 00:49:09,607 --> 00:49:11,723 One bids fareweII onIy in poIite society. 547 00:51:43,127 --> 00:51:44,401 Good evening. 548 00:51:45,447 --> 00:51:47,085 No messages? 549 00:51:50,767 --> 00:51:52,644 Fine... 550 00:51:53,247 --> 00:51:54,839 I'II be in my room. 551 00:52:06,247 --> 00:52:07,805 He's at the hoteI. 552 00:52:08,007 --> 00:52:10,475 Okay. You can stop following him now. 553 00:52:11,047 --> 00:52:14,005 Kill the Frenchman. He's getting very nosy. 554 00:52:14,287 --> 00:52:15,481 Jackass. 555 00:52:16,047 --> 00:52:18,277 He raped me twice. Maybe even more. 556 00:52:21,167 --> 00:52:21,917 He's in his room. 557 00:52:22,127 --> 00:52:24,038 Stop following him, l said! 558 00:52:24,647 --> 00:52:26,000 And he has a pistol. 559 00:52:27,407 --> 00:52:28,442 lt can penetrate... 560 00:52:28,647 --> 00:52:31,559 He's just a small spy with a big ego. 561 00:52:31,767 --> 00:52:32,995 He's not dangerous? 562 00:52:33,247 --> 00:52:34,680 Not at all. 563 00:52:38,327 --> 00:52:41,444 French Embassy 564 00:53:02,247 --> 00:53:03,316 Hubert, oId chap. 565 00:53:03,527 --> 00:53:05,279 PIantieux, good to see you! 566 00:53:06,287 --> 00:53:08,164 - How Iong has it been? - Too Iong! 567 00:53:09,447 --> 00:53:12,086 Like I say: ''When it's Iong, it's too Iong!'' 568 00:53:19,247 --> 00:53:20,839 - On the rocks? - The usuaI! 569 00:53:30,007 --> 00:53:31,235 Funny... 570 00:53:32,767 --> 00:53:34,439 To our coIoniaI empire! 571 00:53:41,647 --> 00:53:43,000 The unrest here... 572 00:53:43,207 --> 00:53:47,041 in AIgeria, Morocco, Tunisia, the faII of Dien Bien Phu... 573 00:53:47,287 --> 00:53:50,324 But trust me. We'II persevere and keep our coIonies! 574 00:53:50,727 --> 00:53:51,955 lnch Allah, PIantieux. 575 00:53:52,807 --> 00:53:54,559 - How's it going? - It's not. 576 00:53:54,767 --> 00:53:58,157 I searched the S.C.E.P. AII I found are chicken receipts. 577 00:53:58,887 --> 00:54:00,115 What do you think? 578 00:54:01,287 --> 00:54:03,323 The books are far from great, 579 00:54:03,527 --> 00:54:05,006 but there's potentiaI. 580 00:54:05,927 --> 00:54:07,997 Two years ago, our Iargest competitor 581 00:54:08,207 --> 00:54:11,483 had 85% of the market. Now we're number one. 582 00:54:16,527 --> 00:54:17,846 In fact... 583 00:54:18,407 --> 00:54:21,365 I wanted your take on the Jefferson case... 584 00:54:22,607 --> 00:54:24,404 Jack... Of course... 585 00:54:24,887 --> 00:54:26,684 I stiII don't know who did it. 586 00:54:27,447 --> 00:54:29,119 But if ever I found out... 587 00:54:31,807 --> 00:54:32,842 Thank you. 588 00:54:33,727 --> 00:54:34,477 What's this? 589 00:54:34,927 --> 00:54:37,521 Jack's writing. ''Kapov'' is the Russian ship 590 00:54:37,727 --> 00:54:40,799 that's missing. This is important. Here's your cIue! 591 00:54:42,327 --> 00:54:44,557 These matchbooks keep popping up. 592 00:54:44,887 --> 00:54:48,402 The chicken-chucker Ieft this. It Ied me straight to... 593 00:54:49,927 --> 00:54:51,246 to the... 594 00:54:51,767 --> 00:54:53,405 - The EagIes of... - Keops? 595 00:54:55,487 --> 00:54:57,762 Another cIue! Good job! Hat's off! 596 00:54:57,967 --> 00:55:01,084 I was in a crowd cIamoring for revoIution and arms. 597 00:55:01,367 --> 00:55:03,278 The EagIes are getting arms? 598 00:55:05,127 --> 00:55:09,040 Worrisome. Warn the Egyptian government. I'II teII Paris. 599 00:55:10,047 --> 00:55:11,241 WeII done, oId chap. 600 00:55:11,447 --> 00:55:14,519 Intuition, discretion, deduction... Pure OSS 117! 601 00:55:14,727 --> 00:55:17,878 A question of brainpower and concentration. 602 00:55:18,087 --> 00:55:21,875 TaIk to that Russian, Setine. He's aIways at the steam bath. 603 00:55:22,727 --> 00:55:23,876 Okay. 604 00:55:25,927 --> 00:55:27,042 Paris. Code red. 605 00:55:31,847 --> 00:55:33,041 I'm off. 606 00:55:34,367 --> 00:55:36,961 What shouId I do, before the steam bath? 607 00:55:37,927 --> 00:55:39,883 The government. 608 00:55:40,567 --> 00:55:41,317 Of Egypt. 609 00:55:43,447 --> 00:55:44,846 That's right. 610 00:55:46,207 --> 00:55:47,526 WeII, I'm off. 611 00:55:49,727 --> 00:55:51,126 So Iong, PIantieux. 612 00:55:53,887 --> 00:55:55,206 Code red. 613 00:56:15,807 --> 00:56:18,640 Thank you for warning us, Mr. Bonisseur de Ia Bath. 614 00:56:18,847 --> 00:56:20,166 We'II take immediate action. 615 00:56:20,367 --> 00:56:21,516 It's perfectIy normaI. 616 00:56:21,727 --> 00:56:24,878 The EagIes want us to return to the MiddIe Ages. 617 00:56:25,687 --> 00:56:30,044 That unconscionabIe attack on the muezzin sent them over the edge. 618 00:56:30,967 --> 00:56:32,036 Did it? 619 00:56:34,207 --> 00:56:35,845 This fountain is pretty. 620 00:56:38,887 --> 00:56:41,242 I Iove the white noise water makes. 621 00:56:46,887 --> 00:56:50,084 The first puff is for you, Mr. Bonisseur de Ia Bath. 622 00:56:51,407 --> 00:56:55,525 It's soothing, and Ieads to pIeasant, inteIIigent conversation. 623 00:56:55,727 --> 00:56:57,718 An ancient OrientaI tradition. 624 00:56:57,927 --> 00:56:59,918 Then I'd Iove to start smoking again. 625 00:57:04,007 --> 00:57:06,316 How fIattering to see a man Iike you 626 00:57:06,607 --> 00:57:08,677 speak our Ianguage so fIuentIy. 627 00:57:09,047 --> 00:57:13,086 I won't be sharing the hookah with a guest, but a friend. 628 00:57:14,007 --> 00:57:15,599 Our country's deveIopment 629 00:57:15,807 --> 00:57:19,880 and modernization have made some peopIe jeaIous and bitter. 630 00:57:20,127 --> 00:57:23,676 Notjust the EagIes, but our degenerate royaI famiIy. 631 00:57:23,967 --> 00:57:27,960 They won't accept that we removed crooked Farouk from power. 632 00:57:29,687 --> 00:57:31,917 They may be a famiIy of degenerates 633 00:57:32,287 --> 00:57:34,801 but Princess AI Tarouk is worth the trip! 634 00:57:35,047 --> 00:57:37,117 That royaI bIood sure can boiI! 635 00:57:37,327 --> 00:57:40,603 The way she squeaIs! A reaI fishmonger's wife! 636 00:57:57,207 --> 00:58:02,964 Getting back to Egypt... DeveIopment, modernization okay, but... 637 00:58:03,167 --> 00:58:04,885 Thank God for the West. 638 00:58:05,087 --> 00:58:05,803 Pardon me? 639 00:58:06,007 --> 00:58:08,043 Look at the canaI. Pardon you! 640 00:58:08,327 --> 00:58:10,158 Good thing it's European-run! 641 00:58:10,447 --> 00:58:12,165 Not Iike your city streets! 642 00:58:12,367 --> 00:58:14,119 I'm teIIing you as a friend. 643 00:58:14,847 --> 00:58:16,599 It's 1955. Come on, wake up! 644 00:58:17,207 --> 00:58:20,756 Donkeys and jellabas and writing you can't read... 645 00:58:26,727 --> 00:58:28,240 It's time to grow up! 646 00:58:29,607 --> 00:58:31,165 Time to grow up, man! 647 00:58:34,007 --> 00:58:38,319 I'm in pouItry. In terms of chicken aIone, it's a mess! 648 00:58:39,767 --> 00:58:40,961 Never the right papers. 649 00:58:47,527 --> 00:58:50,837 If we weren't aIIies, you'd be rotting in jaiI! 650 00:58:51,167 --> 00:58:52,361 What did I say? 651 00:58:56,127 --> 00:58:57,355 Fat ass. 652 00:58:58,527 --> 00:59:01,200 Suleyman Pacha Steam Bath 653 00:59:01,847 --> 00:59:05,362 It's a good thing you came to see me, Mr. Bramard. 654 00:59:05,567 --> 00:59:07,523 Your skin is terribIy dry. 655 00:59:08,287 --> 00:59:09,322 ReaIIy? 656 00:59:10,127 --> 00:59:11,560 You shouId moisturize. 657 00:59:11,807 --> 00:59:14,275 A moisturizer with high penetrabiIity. 658 00:59:15,647 --> 00:59:16,636 It's heaven. 659 00:59:20,527 --> 00:59:22,358 I Iove being rubbed with oiI. 660 00:59:24,567 --> 00:59:26,558 Did you have something to teII me? 661 00:59:26,767 --> 00:59:28,803 Yes. Does ''Kapov'' sound famiIiar? 662 00:59:33,167 --> 00:59:36,955 Sounds Iike my country's ship that disappeared Iast month. 663 00:59:37,807 --> 00:59:40,605 AIIow me to confide you to expert hands. 664 00:59:40,807 --> 00:59:43,162 The best of the SuIeyman Pacha Bath. 665 00:59:43,607 --> 00:59:45,438 And the best of the Orient, 666 00:59:46,007 --> 00:59:47,235 KhaIid. 667 00:59:47,767 --> 00:59:50,486 He's the taII one. The other is Loktar. 668 00:59:50,727 --> 00:59:54,606 KhaIid mixes two traditionaI massage methods: the shiatsu 669 00:59:54,807 --> 00:59:57,446 for the nerve centers and the Nuan Thai 670 00:59:57,647 --> 00:59:59,046 for stretching. 671 01:00:00,887 --> 01:00:02,036 It's staggering! 672 01:00:02,247 --> 01:00:05,045 KhaIid is a master. A maalem, as they say. 673 01:00:06,007 --> 01:00:07,326 Invigorating. 674 01:00:07,527 --> 01:00:11,122 WouId you Iike the session to Iast or wiII you taIk? 675 01:00:11,327 --> 01:00:12,396 TaIk about what? 676 01:00:12,607 --> 01:00:14,245 Your partner, Jefferson. 677 01:00:14,487 --> 01:00:16,557 - Jack's out of town. - Nice try! 678 01:00:16,767 --> 01:00:19,600 You're as much in pouItry as I am in Iamb. 679 01:00:19,807 --> 01:00:22,446 The Kapov. Soviet ship. Disappears one day 680 01:00:22,647 --> 01:00:24,922 with a cargo of arms. The day after, 681 01:00:25,127 --> 01:00:27,687 Jefferson disappears. Odd, isn't it? 682 01:00:27,887 --> 01:00:31,436 My soIe purpose here is to increase my chicken saIes. 683 01:00:32,047 --> 01:00:33,400 Lymphatic drainage! 684 01:00:34,007 --> 01:00:36,123 At the Embassy you had a matchbook 685 01:00:36,327 --> 01:00:38,636 with ''Kapov'' written in it. Odd, no? 686 01:00:38,847 --> 01:00:41,759 I want to break into the Jordanian and Syrian markets. 687 01:00:41,967 --> 01:00:45,642 Enough, Bramard! Or shouId I caII you OSS 117? 688 01:00:45,847 --> 01:00:47,838 Where's the Kapov? Where are the arms? 689 01:00:48,047 --> 01:00:50,356 And where's Jefferson? Three questions. 690 01:00:53,007 --> 01:00:54,201 One answer. 691 01:00:54,887 --> 01:00:55,876 Two answers. 692 01:01:01,207 --> 01:01:01,957 And three answers. 693 01:01:04,247 --> 01:01:07,205 Truth is, they came ''Russian'' at me. 694 01:01:31,847 --> 01:01:33,360 HeIIo, MoeIIer. 695 01:01:33,567 --> 01:01:34,920 Get in, Herr Bramard. 696 01:01:40,647 --> 01:01:42,046 How's our friend Setine? 697 01:01:42,247 --> 01:01:43,760 Just fair, aIas. 698 01:01:45,447 --> 01:01:46,846 What do you want, MoeIIer? 699 01:01:47,567 --> 01:01:51,242 That trip to the pyramids... StiII up for it? 700 01:01:51,447 --> 01:01:52,800 It'II be a pIeasure. 701 01:01:53,007 --> 01:01:54,725 - Tomorrow? - Tomorrow. 702 01:01:54,927 --> 01:01:55,996 Good. 703 01:01:58,647 --> 01:02:00,797 ShaII I drop you at your hoteI? 704 01:02:01,007 --> 01:02:04,920 I'd prefer the S.C.E.P. I have some work to do. 705 01:02:30,327 --> 01:02:32,079 He just Ieft the hoteI. 706 01:02:39,047 --> 01:02:40,526 Herr Bramard, 707 01:02:41,447 --> 01:02:43,119 how paItry is our pouItry 708 01:02:43,327 --> 01:02:46,319 before these masterpieces of ancient history? 709 01:02:47,967 --> 01:02:51,198 I haven't the sIightest idea... Very? 710 01:02:53,327 --> 01:02:55,636 What happened to Setine is awfuI. 711 01:02:56,047 --> 01:02:57,878 I've heard such wiId rumors. 712 01:02:59,047 --> 01:03:02,198 It wouId seem that his moraIs were ambiguous. 713 01:03:02,687 --> 01:03:05,406 EspeciaIIy in the bathhouse where you met. 714 01:03:05,647 --> 01:03:06,682 Did you know? 715 01:03:07,607 --> 01:03:08,881 I had no idea. 716 01:03:09,087 --> 01:03:12,921 How strange. Rumor has it that you and he... 717 01:03:13,127 --> 01:03:14,560 WeII I had no idea! 718 01:03:14,767 --> 01:03:16,246 Let's keep it that way. 719 01:03:17,167 --> 01:03:18,486 Men beIong with women. 720 01:03:18,687 --> 01:03:21,759 The rest is perversion and mentaI iIIness. 721 01:03:22,527 --> 01:03:24,324 I couIdn't agree more. 722 01:03:28,687 --> 01:03:31,599 Entrance to Pyramids 723 01:03:31,847 --> 01:03:35,362 Herr Bramard... you'II see, it's quite amazing. 724 01:03:36,367 --> 01:03:37,482 Come here. 725 01:03:41,847 --> 01:03:43,758 This sudden intimacy is fitting. 726 01:03:43,967 --> 01:03:45,559 I have some questions for you. 727 01:03:45,767 --> 01:03:47,837 Where's the Kapov? Where's Jefferson? 728 01:03:48,047 --> 01:03:51,835 You disappoint me. I thought you came for the pyramids. 729 01:03:52,047 --> 01:03:53,924 I didn't. I couIdn't care Iess. 730 01:03:54,287 --> 01:03:58,246 You're wrong. It's inside that their spIendor is apparent. 731 01:03:58,447 --> 01:03:59,596 Where are we going? 732 01:03:59,807 --> 01:04:01,923 Don't worry, Herr Bramard. 733 01:04:09,167 --> 01:04:10,646 Good heavens! 734 01:04:15,807 --> 01:04:18,002 What is this three-ring circus? 735 01:04:19,407 --> 01:04:21,875 CoIoneI MoeIIer, of the German Wehrmacht. 736 01:04:22,167 --> 01:04:24,601 Good to have you among us, OSS 117. 737 01:04:27,087 --> 01:04:28,759 I've waited ages for this. 738 01:04:29,087 --> 01:04:30,520 Ten years, in fact. 739 01:04:30,727 --> 01:04:34,276 Ever since you kiIIed my friend, CoIoneI von Umsprung. 740 01:04:34,567 --> 01:04:35,920 - Von...? - Umpsprung. 741 01:04:36,127 --> 01:04:38,436 CoIoneI Hermann von Umsprung, Waffen SS. 742 01:04:38,647 --> 01:04:41,559 - I can't remember. - Think. TaII with dark hair. 743 01:04:41,767 --> 01:04:44,918 I've kiIIed so many Nazis, I've Iost track. 744 01:04:45,407 --> 01:04:47,318 But each time was a pIeasure. 745 01:04:47,847 --> 01:04:49,075 Hermann... 746 01:04:57,927 --> 01:04:59,042 Catch! 747 01:05:02,207 --> 01:05:04,516 That's what you caII hitting... 748 01:05:04,727 --> 01:05:05,603 hard? 749 01:05:07,767 --> 01:05:08,961 Hermann... 750 01:05:09,967 --> 01:05:13,198 he occupies my thoughts since he feII from that pIane. 751 01:05:13,487 --> 01:05:15,000 Oh, him! 752 01:05:16,527 --> 01:05:18,643 - The V2 bIueprints. - ExactIy. 753 01:05:18,847 --> 01:05:21,725 Okay, okay, now I see, now I see, yes, yes. 754 01:05:21,927 --> 01:05:23,724 The bIueprints for the Americans. 755 01:05:23,927 --> 01:05:24,996 ExactIy! 756 01:05:25,207 --> 01:05:26,242 TaII guy, dark hair. 757 01:05:26,447 --> 01:05:28,005 - ExactIy! - Sweet guy. 758 01:05:28,207 --> 01:05:30,926 That's right. Hermann von Umpsrung, my friend. 759 01:05:31,127 --> 01:05:33,083 Yes, yes, Hermann. Nice mission. 760 01:05:34,047 --> 01:05:35,400 Nice mission. 761 01:05:37,047 --> 01:05:39,197 My God, so you kiIIed Jefferson! 762 01:05:39,407 --> 01:05:42,240 UnfortunateIy, not. Someone got there first. 763 01:05:42,447 --> 01:05:44,722 But I'II make up for it with you. 764 01:05:45,647 --> 01:05:47,717 - Tie him up. - Shut up, Loktar! 765 01:05:47,927 --> 01:05:49,519 - You? - You've met, right? 766 01:05:49,727 --> 01:05:51,718 What's up, 117! 767 01:05:51,927 --> 01:05:56,398 Notjust a coward, but a traitor, as your size Ieads one to expect. 768 01:05:56,607 --> 01:05:59,804 Who the heII are you? Who are you? Nardim amouk. 769 01:06:00,007 --> 01:06:01,281 Quiet, Loktar! 770 01:06:01,727 --> 01:06:04,082 - Where is the Kapov? - I won't say. 771 01:06:04,287 --> 01:06:07,723 Nazis and their ideoIogy have aIways Ieft me... nonpIussed. 772 01:06:10,647 --> 01:06:13,207 Funny how Nazis are aIways the bad guys. 773 01:06:13,887 --> 01:06:16,560 This is 1955, Herr Bramard. 774 01:06:16,767 --> 01:06:19,122 Don't we deserve a second chance? 775 01:06:19,327 --> 01:06:20,043 Thanks. 776 01:06:20,247 --> 01:06:21,282 Tie him up. 777 01:06:21,487 --> 01:06:24,365 Enough, Loktar! Shut up or I'II shut you up. 778 01:06:25,967 --> 01:06:28,356 You're toIerated here! BareIy toIerated! 779 01:06:28,847 --> 01:06:31,236 I'm a IittIe embarrassed, because... 780 01:06:31,687 --> 01:06:34,804 I can't say ''Speak or I'II kiII you'' 781 01:06:35,007 --> 01:06:38,158 because I'II be kiIIing you anyway. For Hermann... 782 01:06:39,167 --> 01:06:41,556 But... this wiII perhaps 783 01:06:41,767 --> 01:06:43,519 make you want to heIp me. 784 01:06:52,607 --> 01:06:53,926 So Herr Bramard, 785 01:06:54,127 --> 01:06:55,446 what wiII it be? 786 01:06:55,727 --> 01:06:58,446 The arms... or your secretary? 787 01:06:59,287 --> 01:07:01,039 She's no Ionger under my empIoy. 788 01:07:03,767 --> 01:07:05,120 How does she Iook? 789 01:07:08,767 --> 01:07:10,883 ShaII I undress her before my men? 790 01:07:11,087 --> 01:07:13,282 Do as you pIease. She Ieaves me ice-coId. 791 01:07:15,607 --> 01:07:17,165 How siIIy of me. 792 01:07:20,407 --> 01:07:23,240 It wouId have been easier with Herr Setine 793 01:07:23,447 --> 01:07:27,156 instead. With his wonderfuI weenie-wandering hands! 794 01:07:27,367 --> 01:07:29,085 Weenie? What weenie? 795 01:07:29,287 --> 01:07:30,925 ''I Iove being rubbed with oiI.'' 796 01:07:31,127 --> 01:07:32,640 - I never said that! - I saw! 797 01:07:32,847 --> 01:07:34,405 You're taIking nonsense! 798 01:07:38,607 --> 01:07:40,245 TotaI nonsense! 799 01:07:46,527 --> 01:07:48,995 Let me show you something, Herr Bramard. 800 01:07:54,287 --> 01:07:56,642 You see these screens? A surveiIIance system, 801 01:07:56,847 --> 01:07:59,077 incredibIy hi-tech. 802 01:07:59,487 --> 01:08:00,966 It's just amazing. 803 01:08:01,727 --> 01:08:05,436 Machines that aIIow you to record on magnetic tapes. 804 01:08:08,287 --> 01:08:11,643 VTMs: Video Tape Machines. 805 01:08:14,567 --> 01:08:15,682 Loktar... 806 01:08:19,607 --> 01:08:21,723 Once the screens warm up... 807 01:08:22,727 --> 01:08:24,604 - Adieu, MoeIIer. - What the heII? 808 01:08:29,207 --> 01:08:31,084 I said ''Tie him up!'' 809 01:08:31,887 --> 01:08:33,366 And I said ''Shut up!'' 810 01:08:36,007 --> 01:08:37,042 How did you do that? 811 01:08:37,247 --> 01:08:40,717 When a cuIture grabs your interest, you Iearn the Ianguage. 812 01:08:43,607 --> 01:08:45,677 In this case, it was hierogIyphics. 813 01:08:47,447 --> 01:08:49,165 How do we get out of here? 814 01:08:49,367 --> 01:08:51,358 We'II never get out of here! 815 01:08:52,007 --> 01:08:54,362 No one ever got out of here. 816 01:08:55,727 --> 01:08:58,321 The Kephren Pyramid wiII be out tomb! 817 01:08:58,527 --> 01:09:01,200 In 150 years they'II find our skeIetons. 818 01:09:01,407 --> 01:09:03,318 WaIIed in for Iife! For Iife! 819 01:09:03,527 --> 01:09:06,564 We'II have to eat our feet and cIothes... 820 01:09:06,767 --> 01:09:07,995 We're going to die! 821 01:09:08,727 --> 01:09:09,477 Are you coming? 822 01:09:19,967 --> 01:09:21,878 Thank you, you saved my Iife. 823 01:09:22,087 --> 01:09:23,520 No, I didn't. 824 01:09:23,767 --> 01:09:27,043 I hated that fascist's insinuations about my sexuaIity. 825 01:09:27,847 --> 01:09:29,644 How are the EagIes of Keops? 826 01:09:29,847 --> 01:09:31,917 Fine. Fighting for the right cause. 827 01:09:32,127 --> 01:09:37,326 The cause got me thrown into the canaI, into a skeIeton junkyard. 828 01:09:38,527 --> 01:09:39,357 Oh yes... 829 01:09:44,567 --> 01:09:47,161 The paddIe baII I found round your father's neck. 830 01:09:51,207 --> 01:09:53,004 A great man of great importance. 831 01:09:54,207 --> 01:09:56,402 That was no innocent paddIe baII accident. 832 01:09:58,007 --> 01:09:59,679 We have an hour's hump ahead. 833 01:10:04,567 --> 01:10:08,242 Don't cry. Figure out who had the most to gain. 834 01:10:42,727 --> 01:10:45,844 ''Stop following him'' means ''Stop following him.'' 835 01:10:47,207 --> 01:10:49,163 Not ''Keep on following him.'' 836 01:10:50,567 --> 01:10:53,206 Or else l say ''Keep on foIIowing him.'' 837 01:11:10,607 --> 01:11:13,075 Lucien, I've... I've thought it over. 838 01:11:14,487 --> 01:11:17,638 OnIy one man hated my father. The Imam of the EagIes. 839 01:11:17,847 --> 01:11:20,281 - The I...? - Mam. The oId man at the café. 840 01:11:20,847 --> 01:11:22,565 I'II kiII him with my own two hands. 841 01:11:22,767 --> 01:11:25,042 You can't kiII peopIe on a Iark. 842 01:11:25,247 --> 01:11:27,602 I'm sorry about the other night. 843 01:11:28,807 --> 01:11:29,603 I'm not sorry. 844 01:11:30,127 --> 01:11:32,277 What I saw made the torture worth it. 845 01:11:32,767 --> 01:11:34,997 The worst torture was not seeing more. 846 01:11:35,927 --> 01:11:36,916 You embarrass me. 847 01:11:37,287 --> 01:11:38,879 - I'm fIattered. - As am I. 848 01:11:42,127 --> 01:11:45,244 The EagIes of Keops are arming themseIves. 849 01:11:45,527 --> 01:11:49,202 And the Kapov disappeared whiIe transporting arms. 850 01:11:49,407 --> 01:11:50,886 That's a Iot of arms. 851 01:11:51,927 --> 01:11:53,155 ProbabIy the same arms. 852 01:11:56,247 --> 01:11:56,997 PossibIy. 853 01:11:57,367 --> 01:11:58,800 But something's fishy. 854 01:11:59,127 --> 01:12:02,324 Jack was kiIIed. In a matchbook he wrote ''Kapov.'' 855 01:12:02,607 --> 01:12:04,757 Maybe he Iearned it had arms on it. 856 01:12:05,047 --> 01:12:07,959 PossibIe. But how does the Princess fit in? 857 01:12:08,167 --> 01:12:10,203 Maybe she wants arms too. 858 01:12:12,567 --> 01:12:15,001 Larmina, Iet me teII you how I see it. 859 01:12:15,447 --> 01:12:17,483 Maybe Jack knew the Kapov had arms. 860 01:12:17,687 --> 01:12:18,961 The Princess may want arms. 861 01:12:19,767 --> 01:12:22,679 The EagIes of Keoops may want the same arms. 862 01:12:23,847 --> 01:12:24,563 CouId be. 863 01:12:24,767 --> 01:12:26,758 Yes, I think it hoIds water! 864 01:12:30,127 --> 01:12:31,606 Invite the madman here. 865 01:12:31,807 --> 01:12:32,637 The Imam. 866 01:12:33,127 --> 01:12:35,721 Offer him a drink and get him to taIk. 867 01:12:35,927 --> 01:12:37,997 He dishonors our reIigion. 868 01:12:41,487 --> 01:12:43,717 You see those foIkIoric musicians? 869 01:12:44,807 --> 01:12:45,557 TraditionaI. 870 01:12:46,247 --> 01:12:47,965 I don't know the Arab word. 871 01:12:48,767 --> 01:12:51,327 What's that guitar shaped Iike a crab cake? 872 01:12:51,847 --> 01:12:52,677 An oud. 873 01:12:54,207 --> 01:12:55,686 Now here's the pIan. 874 01:12:59,847 --> 01:13:01,075 Excuse me? 875 01:15:47,087 --> 01:15:49,396 Let's get out of here. 876 01:15:49,887 --> 01:15:51,479 What a racket! 877 01:16:17,047 --> 01:16:18,924 l'll be back in an hour. 878 01:16:43,647 --> 01:16:46,400 Thank you, thank you. La choukrane to aII. 879 01:16:47,887 --> 01:16:51,846 He said he's picking up the arms on Pier 1 7 at nine. 880 01:16:52,047 --> 01:16:55,483 They're being soId by a white man in a torn jellaba. 881 01:16:55,687 --> 01:16:56,915 Another jellaba? 882 01:16:57,127 --> 01:17:00,403 Like the chicken-chucker, the arms deaIer and a Brit-kiIIer. 883 01:17:00,647 --> 01:17:02,683 It's probabIy the same jellaba. 884 01:17:04,927 --> 01:17:06,565 One jellaba for three peopIe? 885 01:17:06,767 --> 01:17:09,839 Your sweet, but it's probabIy the same person. 886 01:17:10,047 --> 01:17:10,763 ProbabIy... 887 01:17:10,967 --> 01:17:12,286 Ten to seven. 888 01:17:12,487 --> 01:17:14,637 We must act before he gets the arms. 889 01:17:14,847 --> 01:17:16,360 - Let me come. - ImpossibIe. 890 01:17:16,567 --> 01:17:19,479 You've risked enough. TeII PIantieux at the Embassy: 891 01:17:19,687 --> 01:17:23,600 ''Chicken chucker, arms deaIer, Brit-kiIIer: one man.'' Get that? 892 01:17:23,807 --> 01:17:25,126 Got it. 893 01:17:26,087 --> 01:17:27,156 You sure? 894 01:17:28,007 --> 01:17:30,760 If not, say so. No shame in not understanding. 895 01:17:30,967 --> 01:17:32,082 No, I understood. 896 01:17:35,047 --> 01:17:37,402 I can write it down. It'II take a minute. 897 01:17:37,647 --> 01:17:40,002 - I said I understand. - I'II trust you. 898 01:17:40,207 --> 01:17:42,243 Big probIem at the S.C.E.P.! 899 01:17:42,447 --> 01:17:45,644 My God, my chickens! First the S.C.E.P., then the arms. 900 01:17:54,767 --> 01:17:56,485 Step on it, SIimane! 901 01:18:01,687 --> 01:18:02,517 Faster! 902 01:18:12,287 --> 01:18:16,121 Thank you, SIimane... devoted piIIar of the S.C.E.P. 903 01:18:16,327 --> 01:18:17,885 I know, you're my friend. 904 01:18:20,407 --> 01:18:22,682 Here. Buy shoes for your kids. 905 01:18:22,887 --> 01:18:26,277 It'II be tough. They're at university in New York. 906 01:18:33,127 --> 01:18:34,480 My head... 907 01:18:36,247 --> 01:18:38,602 So Bramard... you're coming to? 908 01:18:39,687 --> 01:18:40,756 You know SIimane... 909 01:18:41,127 --> 01:18:44,119 SIimane? You? My devoted foreman... 910 01:18:44,327 --> 01:18:47,046 Bramard! A foreman Iike him deserves to be 911 01:18:47,247 --> 01:18:48,839 - cherished. - I cherish him! 912 01:18:49,047 --> 01:18:51,880 With coins and trinkets. That's not cherishing! 913 01:18:52,767 --> 01:18:54,519 Here! My good Iuck charm. 914 01:18:57,807 --> 01:19:00,605 President Coty. How dare you? Crooked piIIar! 915 01:19:01,047 --> 01:19:03,720 Get back down! Don't try acting smart! 916 01:19:03,927 --> 01:19:05,121 Get it? 917 01:19:07,887 --> 01:19:11,163 What do you want? Where's the Kapov? The arms? Jack? 918 01:19:11,367 --> 01:19:14,677 I couIdn't care Iess about that! I don't care! Understand? 919 01:19:14,887 --> 01:19:17,355 Before Jefferson arrived, I was the king! 920 01:19:17,567 --> 01:19:19,080 The boss! The big boy! 921 01:19:19,287 --> 01:19:20,606 Then the S.E.P. came. 922 01:19:20,807 --> 01:19:22,365 - The S.C.E.P. - Yeah whatever. 923 01:19:22,567 --> 01:19:26,879 The S.E.P. came and stoIe my cIients. One by one. 924 01:19:27,287 --> 01:19:29,005 Now aII I want 925 01:19:29,647 --> 01:19:33,959 is for you to sign this paper authorizing the S.E.P. 926 01:19:34,167 --> 01:19:34,883 The S.C.E.P. 927 01:19:35,327 --> 01:19:39,400 The S.E.P. or the S.C.E.P. since SIimane is such a smarty pants! 928 01:19:40,047 --> 01:19:42,322 SeII it to me, orjust give it to me. 929 01:19:42,527 --> 01:19:44,643 Then you'II be free to go. 930 01:19:44,847 --> 01:19:47,236 Give you the S.C.E.P.? I'd rather die! 931 01:19:47,607 --> 01:19:50,679 You want to end up Iike your chickens, Bramard? 932 01:19:50,887 --> 01:19:54,436 Decapitated, gutted, feathered? Is that what you want? 933 01:19:54,647 --> 01:19:56,000 For my chickens, yes! 934 01:19:56,327 --> 01:19:59,478 I'II shoot you Iike a bird! You won't know what hit you! 935 01:19:59,687 --> 01:20:01,962 Don't insist. You'II get nothing. Walou. 936 01:20:03,287 --> 01:20:05,243 You don't impress me, Bramard. 937 01:20:05,607 --> 01:20:06,722 You're a cIown. 938 01:20:07,687 --> 01:20:09,120 Poor guy. 939 01:20:11,287 --> 01:20:12,720 So Iong, Bramard. 940 01:20:13,727 --> 01:20:15,365 You were warned. 941 01:20:19,327 --> 01:20:21,238 What's going on here? 942 01:20:23,047 --> 01:20:26,403 One of the canons... Something is cIogging it. 943 01:20:30,207 --> 01:20:31,003 It's jammed. 944 01:20:31,207 --> 01:20:35,086 Jammed, jammed, I see it's jammed! Do I Iook stupid? 945 01:20:37,887 --> 01:20:38,717 You shouIdn't... 946 01:20:49,447 --> 01:20:52,644 See SIimane? That's why his chicken saIes decIined. 947 01:20:52,847 --> 01:20:55,566 Shoddy maintenance means shoddy quaIity. 948 01:20:56,607 --> 01:20:59,599 I won't punish you. You've Iearned your Iesson. 949 01:20:59,887 --> 01:21:01,115 Am I wrong? 950 01:21:03,287 --> 01:21:05,005 Your siIence is goIden. 951 01:21:13,847 --> 01:21:16,486 He's very stupid... or very smart. 952 01:21:21,167 --> 01:21:23,078 Pier 1 7 953 01:21:32,287 --> 01:21:33,879 Don't move, oId madman! 954 01:21:36,927 --> 01:21:38,201 That was a warning. 955 01:21:40,367 --> 01:21:42,483 You? I thought the fish ate you. 956 01:21:42,687 --> 01:21:44,996 They found me inedibIe. 957 01:21:45,207 --> 01:21:47,402 Too many muscIes, too many nerves. 958 01:21:47,607 --> 01:21:49,165 Wretched dog! 959 01:21:49,367 --> 01:21:50,163 Charming greeting. 960 01:21:50,367 --> 01:21:52,597 Hands up, OSS 117. 961 01:21:55,087 --> 01:21:56,600 Drop your gun. 962 01:21:57,887 --> 01:21:59,115 Move forward. 963 01:22:01,767 --> 01:22:03,644 Further... to the Imam. 964 01:22:03,847 --> 01:22:04,916 The I...? 965 01:22:05,127 --> 01:22:06,640 Mam. The Imam. 966 01:22:07,727 --> 01:22:09,922 Oh, him! Now I get it. 967 01:22:15,127 --> 01:22:17,436 - Got the money? - Yes. Got the arms? 968 01:22:18,607 --> 01:22:19,642 Over there. 969 01:22:21,527 --> 01:22:24,644 AIIow me to give him to you as a bonus. 970 01:22:24,887 --> 01:22:26,400 Choukrane, Mr.... 971 01:22:26,767 --> 01:22:27,722 Mr...? 972 01:22:27,927 --> 01:22:28,996 Mr... 973 01:22:29,647 --> 01:22:30,762 Jefferson. 974 01:22:34,567 --> 01:22:36,444 - HeIIo, Hubert. - You're not dead? 975 01:22:36,647 --> 01:22:38,080 OSS 283 is dead. 976 01:22:38,527 --> 01:22:40,085 - But you're not dead? - No. 977 01:22:40,287 --> 01:22:44,360 I never figured you were aIive. In fact I thought you were dead. 978 01:22:44,567 --> 01:22:45,761 I was pretending. 979 01:22:46,327 --> 01:22:47,680 My God! 980 01:22:50,567 --> 01:22:51,636 So it was you who... 981 01:22:54,247 --> 01:22:55,566 I figured you were dead. 982 01:23:00,247 --> 01:23:02,636 My friend. My brother. 983 01:23:03,687 --> 01:23:04,915 Your friend? 984 01:23:05,727 --> 01:23:07,638 That's not how I remember it. 985 01:23:13,247 --> 01:23:14,521 Twenty-three to zero! 986 01:23:14,727 --> 01:23:16,365 I'm whipping your ass! 987 01:23:16,727 --> 01:23:20,197 You can't pIay, Jack! You suck! 988 01:23:26,287 --> 01:23:28,755 That's not how I remember it. 989 01:23:31,167 --> 01:23:32,361 Why did you do it? 990 01:23:32,567 --> 01:23:34,398 Money, Hubert. A Iot of money. 991 01:23:36,007 --> 01:23:38,680 You can't Iive on President Coty's smiIe. 992 01:23:38,967 --> 01:23:41,083 Lots of money, thanks to that! 993 01:23:43,367 --> 01:23:45,278 - Excuse me. - Can I have a second? 994 01:23:45,487 --> 01:23:47,717 - Can I have my arms? - Over there. 995 01:23:47,927 --> 01:23:49,246 This is boring me. 996 01:23:49,447 --> 01:23:51,324 I want my arms and him dead. 997 01:23:51,527 --> 01:23:53,722 We're getting there... 998 01:23:54,807 --> 01:23:57,321 Imam... cIaim your prize. 999 01:24:00,767 --> 01:24:02,485 So Iong, OSS 117. 1000 01:24:05,007 --> 01:24:06,520 Die for your sins. 1001 01:24:06,727 --> 01:24:08,160 Larmina, what a surprise! 1002 01:24:08,367 --> 01:24:10,562 - Mr. Jefferson. - See? He's not dead! 1003 01:24:10,767 --> 01:24:11,643 I was sure of it. 1004 01:24:11,847 --> 01:24:13,405 The entire S.C.E.P. is here. 1005 01:24:13,607 --> 01:24:15,484 Who goes first? You or her? 1006 01:24:15,687 --> 01:24:17,564 Drop your gun, Jefferson! 1007 01:24:18,647 --> 01:24:22,322 You doubIe-crossed me and went with the EagIes instead. 1008 01:24:22,527 --> 01:24:26,122 The Imam bid higher. But now I'II take your offer. 1009 01:24:26,327 --> 01:24:27,919 Here's my offer. 1010 01:24:28,607 --> 01:24:29,676 Take it or Ieave it. 1011 01:24:29,887 --> 01:24:33,118 Women! Once you Iet them out of the kitchen... 1012 01:24:33,967 --> 01:24:35,320 It's to cIean up! 1013 01:25:04,927 --> 01:25:06,076 Enough! 1014 01:25:09,887 --> 01:25:10,876 I said enough! 1015 01:26:06,927 --> 01:26:07,677 Enough! 1016 01:26:09,607 --> 01:26:11,677 Listen, Princess! TeII me exactIy... 1017 01:26:15,567 --> 01:26:16,841 Make haste! 1018 01:26:17,327 --> 01:26:19,124 We have a boat to catch. 1019 01:26:29,927 --> 01:26:31,246 There, Larmina. 1020 01:26:32,127 --> 01:26:33,446 Order is restored. 1021 01:26:35,247 --> 01:26:38,557 Egypt wiII be at peace for centuries to come. 1022 01:26:46,047 --> 01:26:47,639 I meant to teII you... 1023 01:26:48,367 --> 01:26:50,597 Maybe I shocked you a few times. 1024 01:26:51,647 --> 01:26:52,284 Yes. 1025 01:26:54,887 --> 01:26:55,558 At Ieast twice. 1026 01:26:55,767 --> 01:26:59,680 My penchant for cIean cars, and the fact that I don't smoke. 1027 01:27:00,047 --> 01:27:02,356 Thanks to you, I Iearned something. 1028 01:27:04,927 --> 01:27:06,485 The mambo! 1029 01:27:09,527 --> 01:27:11,199 I can never thank you enough. 1030 01:27:12,167 --> 01:27:13,486 La choukrane. 1031 01:27:17,207 --> 01:27:19,437 You stiII have some stuff to Iearn. 1032 01:27:20,687 --> 01:27:21,961 Oh yes, Iike what? 1033 01:28:12,167 --> 01:28:16,080 Cairo Bombing Nasser Declares State of Emergency 1034 01:28:19,927 --> 01:28:21,121 What an idiot. 1035 01:28:21,327 --> 01:28:22,726 Football Scandal 1036 01:28:22,927 --> 01:28:25,521 Good to see you. How's the veaI stew? 1037 01:28:27,207 --> 01:28:27,923 ExceIIent. 1038 01:28:28,127 --> 01:28:30,925 I'm gIad to hear your mission's a success. 1039 01:28:31,247 --> 01:28:32,965 Good work, OSS 117. 1040 01:28:33,167 --> 01:28:34,600 I did my duty. 1041 01:28:35,047 --> 01:28:36,480 But stiII... 1042 01:28:37,647 --> 01:28:39,478 - Something troubIes me. - What? 1043 01:28:39,687 --> 01:28:41,006 The weenie rumors. 1044 01:28:41,687 --> 01:28:43,086 The higher-ups are wondering. 1045 01:28:43,287 --> 01:28:45,755 - You toId Coty? - Hubert, I had to. 1046 01:28:45,967 --> 01:28:48,765 - I swear, I never... - As Iong as you're happy. 1047 01:28:48,967 --> 01:28:50,878 I never did anything! 1048 01:28:51,767 --> 01:28:52,961 Miss? 1049 01:28:53,167 --> 01:28:54,316 Sir. 1050 01:29:01,167 --> 01:29:02,316 Thank you, Miss. 1051 01:29:02,527 --> 01:29:03,926 At your service. 1052 01:29:04,767 --> 01:29:07,600 What you did with the weenies, you did for France. 1053 01:29:08,967 --> 01:29:11,401 Given your totaI success in Egypt, 1054 01:29:11,607 --> 01:29:13,359 and your knowIedge of MusIim cuIture, 1055 01:29:13,567 --> 01:29:15,364 I'm sending you to Iran. 1056 01:29:15,567 --> 01:29:18,240 I'd be deIighted. Another excuse to fIy! 1057 01:29:18,447 --> 01:29:19,800 I'm envious, Hubert. 1058 01:29:20,367 --> 01:29:23,882 Iran is beautifuI. They reaIIy appreciate Westerners. 1059 01:29:24,087 --> 01:29:28,285 Westerners are appreciated everywhere, if we show goodwiII.