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So did you like
the movie?
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I think the movie was good.
Yeah.
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It was very
entertaining.
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What about you?
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I liked it.
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It wasn't
what I expected.
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Too many people
in this...
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in this movie theater.
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Yeah?
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I don't do very well in-
with crowds.
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I know.
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It was great,
you know,
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very well done,
very well done.
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And the way he
describes, you know,
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the different steps that
led him to do that-
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that's what's
interesting.
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It's a documentary
kind of movie.
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I thought it wasn't
going to happen.
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They kept saying,
"Oh, we're not gonna get away with this. "
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And they did.
I was surprised.
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Yeah, it was good.
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Would you
watch it again?
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Yeah.
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Sorry to interrupt.
Have you decided on a wine this evening?
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- Yes.
- What would you like?
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Can-?
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- Red is good for you?
- Yeah.
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Can we get
a bottle of-?
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The first time he asked
for money was two years ago.
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The second time-
six months ago.
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And now,
two days ago,
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he's asking
for some more.
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And he's a friend.
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And, you know,
I help him.
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But it's a lot of money
we're talking about.
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And it never ends.
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So what do I do?
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What would you do?
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It sounds like he's
taking advantage of you.
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It's good
to see you.
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It's always good
to see you.
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Thank you.
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Come here.
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Attaboy.
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Get 'em.
Get 'em.
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Good.
20, 19,
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18, 17.
Focus.
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16, 15, 14...
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Two.
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Good stall here.
Good stall.
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Beautiful, Zizzo.
Drop it down.
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Attaboy.
Good set.
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Ow.
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- I'm just kidding.
- How're you feeling?
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- All right.
- Eat your Wheaties this morning?
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- My Wheaties?
- Yeah.
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I had my muscle milk this morning,
Wheaties after.
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So what's going down?
What's new?
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You want to hear everything
or just recent things?
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Let's start at two or three
and work your way up.
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Let me ask you
a question.
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Yeah.
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What are you doing
this weekend?
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What am I doing
this weekend?
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No, the other trainer
I'm working with.
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- I don't know. I don't know.
- I do.
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Chelsea, I'm ordering breakfast.
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Do you know
what you want?
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I'll just have whatever you're having.
Thank you.
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What about the bailout?
How do you think that's going to turn out?
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That's not
gonna work.
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You need more money
in the system,
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a lot more money than
what the government is putting in.
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It's just
the beginning.
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So I don't know
what to tell you.
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I think it's better
to stay cash and...
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that's what I do anyway,
so it's good for me.
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No it's not.
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It's a different concept
of where the economy happens.
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Obama's saying that, bottoms up, we're
a consumer's economy, 7% of the economy.
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He's gonna stimulate the entire economy
by going after that 7%.
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Yeah, by taking our money and giving it to them.
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Hey, let me take yours, and give it to him...
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- ... and go spend it.
- If we're gonna talk about stimulus...
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- Exactly.
- It's not about...
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Stimulus packages...
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- Listen.
- Let's talk about those stimulus packages.
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700 fucking billion dollars.
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We're gonna be paying
for all of this shit.
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for a long fucking time.
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Us? Not him? Us?
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I think he owes us...
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I'm out of here.
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Thank you
very much.
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- I hope I'll see you soon.
- Me too.
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- Take care.
- You too.
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I met with Philip
on October 5th and 6th.
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I wore a Michael Kors dress and shoes
with La Perla-
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I wore a Michael Kors
dress and shoes
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with La Perla lingerie
underneath
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and diamond stud
earrings.
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We met at 7:30 at the hotel
and had a drink downstairs.
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He liked my dress
but didn't go into detail why
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and didn't mention anything else
about my appearance.
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So how did it go?
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It was fine.
We had a nice dinner,
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you know, went back
to the hotel.
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But he's
very well endowed
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and sometimes I just can't
handle him that long.
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Lucky for me, though,
he's attractive,
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so that helps and I
at least enjoy myself.
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But it was weird
when I left.
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He didn't even stand up
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to hug me or say goodbye
or kiss me on the cheek.
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It was a very
awkward departure.
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He's never
done that before.
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We ate dinner at Blue Hill.
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Philip didn't ask
for a menu
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and had the chef serve us
a five-course meal,
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a different wine
with each course.
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We went to the 9:40
showing of "Man on Wire"
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at the Sunshine Cinema.
And he liked the movie.
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We went back to the hotel
and talked for half an hour,
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mostly about
a friend of his
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that keeps borrowing money from
him and not paying it back.
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Then we had sex for about an hour.
After, we talked about-
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After, we talked for about 15
minutes and he fell asleep.
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At breakfast he briefly told me
his worries regarding the economy
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and said I should invest
my money in gold.
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He also mentioned a book about
how the Federal Reserve works.
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He didn't make
another appointment.
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Sometimes clients think
they want the real you,
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but at the end
of the day they don't.
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They want what they want you to be.
They want you to be
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something else.
They don't want you to be yourself.
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Suppose I'm that rare
client that really wants to-
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if they wanted you
to be yourself,
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they wouldn't be
paying you.
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I know you've been buying
five sessions at a time.
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Right.
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You realize you're losing
money by doing that, right?
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But I'm taking it
as it goes, you know?
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I know. I hear that.
The whole thing is is, like,
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if you buy more sessions, obviously
you're gonna save a lot more money.
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I think our relationship is good.
You're liking what we're doing.
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- You do a great job.
- You're feeling good. You're looking good.
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You've gained
five Ibs. Of muscle.
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- You're on your way to a six-pack.
- I'm trying.
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I don't think our relationship
is going to end soon.
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So my suggestion is let's
have you buy a bigger package-
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- like 25 or 50.
- What did I do last time? 10?
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- You did five.
- That went quick.
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So if you did 25 or 50, you'd be saving,
like, 20 bucks per session.
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So you're looking
at saving $400.
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And I know times are a little crazy,
but that's my point.
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I know what I pay for five.
What's it go up to from there?
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You pay $150
for five.
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And you'll end up
paying $125
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If you end up
getting 25 sessions.
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You are the beautiful,
young ingenue accompanying-
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Let me ask you
a question.
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Not to pry,
but you guys-
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I mean, you guys
are hurting.
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Everybody's hurting right now.
How do you-?
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You're gonna spend money?
You're going to do this?
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Self-medicating.
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Don't worry about that.
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I'm go?
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If I was hurting,
I wouldn't go.
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I can't afford
to go to Vegas.
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You don't have
to afford to go to Vegas.
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I can afford for you
to go to Vegas.
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We all can afford
for you to go to Vegas.
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In fact, we almost can't
afford for you not to go.
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You gotta come,
dude, seriously.
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All right, let me see
what I can do.
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Hi, Chris.
Package for you.
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Thank you very much.
Have a good day.
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Thanks.
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I'm starving.
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How was work?
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Work was good-
a little crazy.
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I trained Zizzo.
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He was trying
to convince me to go
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To some crazy
trip in Vegas.
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Vegas?
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Yeah, boys' trip
to Vegas this weekend.
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I told him I didn't think
you'd approve of that.
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Do you get bored of just
talking to rich people?
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It can get tedious.
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It can get tedious?
Why?
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It can.
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You really have to adapt and
become something that they want.
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Oh, God.
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I mean, do you find
yourself caring at all?
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I do.
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I think you're getting a little
worked up about it, though.
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Because the economy
is fucked.
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And my business
is fucked.
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I'm making 1/10 of what
I made two years ago.
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It's just getting
worse and worse.
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And this is something that is
gonna fucking fall by the wayside
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if I can't
get it together.
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And I've aged out
of the business also.
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So I fucking show up on
a set and people ask me-
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They think I worked on
"McHale's Navy" or something.
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Did that other show
get picked up?
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Yeah, it might have
gotten picked up,
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but it's not a sure thing.
And it's not enough
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To maintain what
I'm kind of used to.
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You don't think so?
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I can't tell.
I don't know what the fuck's going on
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in the business
anywhere anymore.
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Well, anyway,
thanks for listening.
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I've been in so many
relationships where nobody listens.
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I definitely think relationships
are about communication, don't you?
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God, totally.
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Jesus, that's why we-
it's completely two-way.
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We're constantly exchanging
kind of what we think.
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I mean, that's how
people relate.
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It's just so
fucking ridiculous
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the way everybody wants
something completely one-sided
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and want
something for nothing.
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Sorry, my hands
are really cold.
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It's okay.
I'll warm them up.
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Well, my first
thought is I do like it.
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I do like it.
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It's just that,
I'll tell you, right now
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It's a tough time for me to start
pioneering a new line like this.
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The economy right now
is really in the toilet.
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And we got a store
full of stuff.
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And we do have stuff
that somewhat competes
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with this type
of garment right now.
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Right.
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I'd like to show it real quick
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to Marvin, just to get
an idea of what he thinks.
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I'm thinking
right now, no.
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But I'm thinking maybe
down the road we can try it.
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Marv, uh...
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you know,
I would definitely-
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I'm definitely okay
with it being on consignment
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because it gets a chance
to be out on the floor
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and see how it does.
You guys have a very big store
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and I'm sure we could find a little
bit of space to put the stuff out there.
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I know it's going to sell. I
know people are gonna buy it.
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This way
I'm okay with that.
247
00:16:06,129 --> 00:16:08,497
If it doesn't sell, then I'll
take it back. That's fine.
248
00:16:08,498 --> 00:16:11,100
But I would like to have it out
there for the Christmas season
249
00:16:11,101 --> 00:16:13,900
Because that's when
people are buying things.
250
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:17,101
On October 25th
I met with Dennis.
251
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:21,006
We had lunch at Nobu and
then went to a hotel room.
252
00:16:21,007 --> 00:16:24,409
During lunch he talked
about the financial crisis.
253
00:16:24,410 --> 00:16:26,411
When we got back
to the room
254
00:16:26,412 --> 00:16:28,479
he immediately
got on the phone
255
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,750
and ordered
some MaCallan 25.
256
00:16:31,751 --> 00:16:34,553
I put on a Kiki de
Montparnasse corset,
257
00:16:34,554 --> 00:16:36,655
panties and gloves.
258
00:16:36,656 --> 00:16:39,390
The shoes
were basic Zara.
259
00:16:39,391 --> 00:16:41,760
After he got off the phone
we made out for a while.
260
00:16:41,761 --> 00:16:45,597
Then he asked me
to masturbate, which I did.
261
00:16:45,598 --> 00:16:48,366
Then he masturbated
watching me.
262
00:16:48,367 --> 00:16:51,302
He made another appointment
for November 3rd.
263
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:53,905
I think one element
that could be improved a lot
264
00:16:53,906 --> 00:16:55,506
is the photography.
265
00:16:55,507 --> 00:16:57,676
You should have
much better pictures.
266
00:16:57,677 --> 00:17:00,411
I have pictures I can give you.
That's not a problem.
267
00:17:00,412 --> 00:17:02,881
Are they really
top-quality pictures?
268
00:17:02,882 --> 00:17:04,549
They should look like
"Playboy" pictures.
269
00:17:04,550 --> 00:17:05,951
Yeah, they're
perfect.
270
00:17:05,952 --> 00:17:08,219
Yeah? Okay.
That's important.
271
00:17:08,220 --> 00:17:12,123
And we could improve the logo
and general style of the site,
272
00:17:12,124 --> 00:17:14,292
make it look
much more high-class.
273
00:17:14,293 --> 00:17:17,095
Okay, I also
wanted to-
274
00:17:17,096 --> 00:17:18,763
I don't know exactly
how you'd do this,
275
00:17:18,764 --> 00:17:20,665
but I would
really like it
276
00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:23,969
if my site would come up
in the search engines.
277
00:17:23,970 --> 00:17:27,772
You know, like-
278
00:17:27,773 --> 00:17:29,741
I don't know exactly
how you do that,
279
00:17:29,742 --> 00:17:33,277
But when you Google
"escorts," I come up.
280
00:17:33,278 --> 00:17:35,614
It's a little tricky.
It'll take some time.
281
00:17:35,615 --> 00:17:38,316
But one good idea is
to get yourself listed
282
00:17:38,317 --> 00:17:40,318
in a lot of directories
and review sites.
283
00:17:40,319 --> 00:17:42,754
The more links there
are to your site,
284
00:17:42,755 --> 00:17:45,724
the better your rankings in
the search engines are gonna be.
285
00:17:45,725 --> 00:17:48,326
- You can do that?
- I can help you with that.
286
00:17:48,327 --> 00:17:50,662
Sure, sure.
But that takes monthly work,
287
00:17:50,663 --> 00:17:53,264
if you want to work out a
monthly maintenance contract...
288
00:17:53,265 --> 00:17:54,933
How much?
289
00:17:54,934 --> 00:17:56,701
You have to continually
update it every month.
290
00:17:56,702 --> 00:17:59,904
How much would you charge
just to design it?
291
00:17:59,905 --> 00:18:02,007
About 1500 bucks.
292
00:18:02,008 --> 00:18:04,342
And how soon could you
get it done?
293
00:18:04,343 --> 00:18:08,446
I could only work
after hours here, so...
294
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,882
Can we sort
of start over here?
295
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:40,552
I am not trying
to tell you
296
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,554
how to run
your business.
297
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,657
I'm trying to help you
enhance your business.
298
00:18:44,658 --> 00:18:47,425
And I think
I can do that.
299
00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,494
If I didn't think
I could do that,
300
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,630
I wouldn't have taken
an interest in you.
301
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,832
You seem like
a pretty smart girl.
302
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:58,070
Are you familiar with
an escort named Tara?
303
00:18:58,071 --> 00:18:59,905
I'm not.
304
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:04,009
Okay, well, you might
want to check out
305
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:07,146
Some of the stuff that's
been posted about this Tara
306
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,314
On "The Erotic
Connoisseur. "
307
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:12,017
I don't usually like
checking out reviews.
308
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:15,453
Well, let me tell you
a little story
309
00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:17,455
about what happened
to Tara.
310
00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:21,326
Tara is 20 years old,
kind of came in here
311
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:24,629
just falling off the turnip
truck, doing her own thing.
312
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,966
And when I put up
the reviews,
313
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,435
her rate started going up.
Do you understand?
314
00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:34,173
This is making you more
upscale than you've ever been.
315
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:37,676
You think you know
an idea of upscale,
316
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:41,446
but what I'm offering you
is upscale beyond.
317
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:44,616
So...
318
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,485
So anyhow,
319
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:50,522
do you have to develop
business skills?
320
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,158
Who does your books?
321
00:19:54,828 --> 00:19:57,495
That's something
I'd rather not answer, actually.
322
00:19:57,496 --> 00:20:01,033
Well, I'm not gonna-
let's just say, do you keep books?
323
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,602
I do. Let's just say I have
a few people that help me out.
324
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,604
I'd like to
keep it at that.
325
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,606
I think you want
to look at this time
326
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,908
As a time to actually
get more invested.
327
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:13,245
Personally, my wife and I have gotten
more aggressive with our family.
328
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:16,215
We set up a 529
for our young son.
329
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,884
We wanted to get
more involved here,
330
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:23,655
because you don't see these levels,
these opportunities very often.
331
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,224
If you sit back like
everyone else and sell,
332
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,226
you're actually going
against the grain
333
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:30,763
of what you should be doing- investing.
It's important.
334
00:20:30,764 --> 00:20:32,664
How's your wife?
How's Rachel?
335
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,333
She's well. She's better.
Thanks for asking.
336
00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:38,336
Yeah, of course.
How's your son?
337
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:41,840
He's good too.
Everyone's well.
338
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:45,377
Every family right now feels stress.
We watch the news.
339
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:49,414
We watch this
Presidential election
340
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,750
and this campaigning.
And it's stressful
341
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,585
to wonder where
our country's going.
342
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,187
Definitely.
343
00:20:55,188 --> 00:20:58,590
I think sometimes you
just gotta turn it off.
344
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,026
You just can't even
listen to it.
345
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:05,063
I think, more importantly, you
have to look at your career, really.
346
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:08,967
I see your ledger. I see your
numbers. You're good at what you do.
347
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,703
You could possibly be the best
at what you do. You're amazing.
348
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:15,307
But let's not rest
on our laurels here.
349
00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:19,044
There's more things
you could be doing.
350
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:21,780
Like what?
351
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:25,350
It just seems like
everything changes.
352
00:21:25,351 --> 00:21:28,586
A reflection point like this allows you
to look at it and see what's changed.
353
00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:31,690
I asked you to meet with
Michael for that exact reason.
354
00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:34,492
I think he has
a really good view
355
00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:36,561
of what's going on
in your market
356
00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:39,832
and could take you
to the next level.
357
00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:44,402
What exactly does he want?
What exactly does he do?
358
00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:46,839
What differentiates you
from those other women
359
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,909
is what's gonna make these
other businesses grow for you.
360
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:53,478
So I do understand it,
but I just wanted to say that.
361
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:56,114
Besides that,
there's other things.
362
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:58,016
There's so many things
that you can do
363
00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:00,685
that will allow you to
continue having your anonymity,
364
00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:02,787
but you can continue
to grow your business.
365
00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:06,325
Here's an example-
do you really think
366
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:10,795
some woman would want to take
her 16-17-year-old daughter
367
00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:13,465
to my boutique if they
knew I was an escort?
368
00:22:14,868 --> 00:22:17,035
If it was a sex boutique
and it was a couple,
369
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:19,671
that'd be a different story, but
that's not what I'm interested in.
370
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:22,440
I'm not trying to be
insensitive to that. I get that.
371
00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:24,476
I'm just trying to
make sure you understand
372
00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:28,513
there's an opportunity lost if
you don't take advantage of that.
373
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:32,150
In what other ways could
I do that where I'm safe?
374
00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:34,686
Well, like, you
could write a book.
375
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,822
We could do a movie
about your life.
376
00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:40,325
Right now
that's really hot.
377
00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:42,494
People are making
movies like that.
378
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:46,164
There's Tara right there.
379
00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:47,465
Tara.
380
00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:48,901
Sugar!
381
00:22:48,902 --> 00:22:50,035
- Darling, how are you?
- How are you?
382
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,770
Very well.
Good to see you.
383
00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:54,072
- This is Chelsea.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
384
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:56,741
I have to get out of here.
Thanks for lunch.
385
00:22:56,742 --> 00:22:58,877
- It was nice to see you.
- You too.
386
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,646
We have about 20 minutes.
Want to grab a quick drink?
387
00:23:01,647 --> 00:23:04,082
- I'd love a drink right now.
- Let's do it.
388
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:06,151
- So how was your flight?
- It was good.
389
00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:11,056
- Where are you staying?
- I'm staying over at the "W."
390
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:32,929
I haven't seen you
in almost two weeks now.
391
00:23:32,930 --> 00:23:35,466
- Yeah, that's a long time, right?
- I know. God.
392
00:23:40,872 --> 00:23:43,907
- It's good to see you.
- It's good to see you, too.
393
00:23:44,976 --> 00:23:47,678
How long have I
been coming here?
394
00:23:47,679 --> 00:23:49,780
Two and a half
years...?
395
00:23:49,781 --> 00:23:53,149
God... Two
and a half years.
396
00:23:57,154 --> 00:23:58,589
- It's not that long.
- It's not that long?
397
00:23:58,590 --> 00:24:00,290
No.
398
00:24:03,728 --> 00:24:05,729
Feels like a-
feels like...
399
00:24:05,730 --> 00:24:08,399
Doesn't feel
like a long time.
400
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,401
It's been fun,
401
00:24:10,402 --> 00:24:13,303
But it feels like you're a
big part of my life, you know?
402
00:24:13,304 --> 00:24:16,206
I look up and suddenly
you're a big part of my life.
403
00:24:16,207 --> 00:24:18,208
I'd like
to think so.
404
00:24:18,209 --> 00:24:21,077
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
405
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,782
Yeah.
406
00:24:24,783 --> 00:24:26,784
You have a lot
of makeup on today.
407
00:24:26,785 --> 00:24:29,319
- Do I?
- Yeah.
408
00:24:31,623 --> 00:24:34,124
I like it,
it's just...
409
00:24:34,125 --> 00:24:35,959
Someone else
have you do that,
410
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,761
or did you just
do it on your own?
411
00:24:37,762 --> 00:24:39,195
- I did it myself.
- Yeah?
412
00:24:39,196 --> 00:24:41,432
This is how
it usually is.
413
00:24:41,433 --> 00:24:44,301
On October 18th I met with Dan.
414
00:24:44,302 --> 00:24:47,471
I wore a vintage black
cashmere sweater,
415
00:24:47,472 --> 00:24:49,005
Earnest sewn jeans
416
00:24:49,006 --> 00:24:51,007
and Pour La Victoire
boots.
417
00:24:51,008 --> 00:24:53,544
Dan talked
the entire time.
418
00:24:53,545 --> 00:24:55,779
We didn't have sex.
419
00:24:55,780 --> 00:24:57,548
He was very upset
about a contract
420
00:24:57,549 --> 00:25:00,717
his firm lost
to I.M. Pei.
421
00:25:00,718 --> 00:25:02,887
He set a date
for Tuesday.
422
00:25:02,888 --> 00:25:04,421
So they gave us a booth
423
00:25:04,422 --> 00:25:06,123
And they started doing
the bottle service,
424
00:25:06,124 --> 00:25:08,025
and they started just
bringing all this shit.
425
00:25:08,026 --> 00:25:10,727
We were totally hammered.
As we're leaving,
426
00:25:10,728 --> 00:25:14,799
some other manager comes in
and decides not to comp it.
427
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,935
It was, like,
10 grand.
428
00:25:17,936 --> 00:25:20,137
10 grand was
our bar bill.
429
00:25:20,138 --> 00:25:21,405
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Isn't that sick?
430
00:25:21,406 --> 00:25:24,842
That's a big bar bill.
431
00:25:24,843 --> 00:25:29,180
Oh, I'm sure it was a
lot of champagne, wine.
432
00:25:29,181 --> 00:25:32,582
I don't even know.
There was a little ring of us.
433
00:25:32,583 --> 00:25:35,319
Then it grew. And by the time
there was that outer ring,
434
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,922
I think strangers were just
ordering buckets of beer
435
00:25:37,923 --> 00:25:40,858
- and champagne and shit.
- Oh my God.
436
00:25:40,859 --> 00:25:45,095
It was so fun, though.
I think he charges the movie.
437
00:25:45,096 --> 00:25:47,464
She needs to get
one of those-
438
00:25:47,465 --> 00:25:50,134
what do they call those
things? It's like a vaporizer.
439
00:25:50,135 --> 00:25:52,903
She did.
It didn't last long.
440
00:25:52,904 --> 00:25:55,772
Didn't get her
high enough?
441
00:25:55,773 --> 00:25:57,774
I don't know
what it was.
442
00:25:57,775 --> 00:26:00,144
My buddy tried
one, but he didn't like it.
443
00:26:00,145 --> 00:26:01,979
He's been smoking
a long time
444
00:26:01,980 --> 00:26:04,781
and he missed the burn and
the coughing in the lungs.
445
00:26:04,782 --> 00:26:07,885
He needed it.
The clean thing wasn't enough for him.
446
00:26:07,886 --> 00:26:09,820
Chelsea?
447
00:26:09,821 --> 00:26:11,521
- Hi.
- Hello.
448
00:26:11,522 --> 00:26:13,257
I thought
that was you.
449
00:26:13,258 --> 00:26:14,859
Hi. I'm Ken.
450
00:26:14,860 --> 00:26:18,462
- How are you? David.
- Hi, David.
451
00:26:18,463 --> 00:26:23,500
I'm just taking off,
but I thought I'd say hi.
452
00:26:23,501 --> 00:26:25,669
See you.
453
00:26:25,670 --> 00:26:27,338
And how's Sheila?
454
00:26:27,339 --> 00:26:30,707
She's doing good.
She's doing good.
455
00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:32,542
There's always gonna be
old people too,
456
00:26:32,543 --> 00:26:34,945
No matter what's going on
with the economy.
457
00:26:34,946 --> 00:26:37,248
She's doing okay,
still at the center,
458
00:26:37,249 --> 00:26:41,285
even though she's a little
afraid that, you know-
459
00:26:42,354 --> 00:26:45,189
Cutbacks, recession,
depression-
460
00:26:45,190 --> 00:26:48,025
They might lose their funding.
But that's a long way off.
461
00:26:48,026 --> 00:26:50,761
We should
get together soon.
462
00:26:50,762 --> 00:26:53,230
Yeah, we should
get together.
463
00:26:53,231 --> 00:26:56,533
I think she'd< like that again.
That'd be nice.
464
00:27:19,562 --> 00:27:21,696
- Chris.
- Jess, nice to meet you.
465
00:27:21,697 --> 00:27:23,999
Nice to meet you.
Come into my office.
466
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,736
- How're you doing?
- Great. This place is beautiful.
467
00:27:27,737 --> 00:27:30,672
Are you guys
looking at expansion?
468
00:27:30,673 --> 00:27:33,309
From the looks of this place, it
looks like you're well-funded.
469
00:27:33,310 --> 00:27:35,577
You already have
four locations.
470
00:27:35,578 --> 00:27:38,113
How aggressive are you about
finding other locations?
471
00:27:38,114 --> 00:27:40,115
We do not want
to take over the world.
472
00:27:40,116 --> 00:27:43,185
But we do want
to expand our facilities.
473
00:27:43,186 --> 00:27:46,422
We want about 10 clubs
in the area,
474
00:27:46,423 --> 00:27:48,991
but we certainly don't want
to take over the world.
475
00:27:48,992 --> 00:27:53,495
We want to maintain a
boutiquelike style- of operating style
476
00:27:53,496 --> 00:27:55,764
So that we can cater
to each member.
477
00:27:55,765 --> 00:27:58,033
So many of the corporate
monsters out there
478
00:27:58,034 --> 00:27:59,901
are very rigid
in their policies,
479
00:27:59,902 --> 00:28:01,837
and that's the last thing
that we want to do.
480
00:28:01,838 --> 00:28:06,075
The problem is with gyms
is it's hard for the-
481
00:28:06,076 --> 00:28:08,043
a- I have to take
care of my client,
482
00:28:08,044 --> 00:28:10,579
but b- I need the facility
to take care of my client.
483
00:28:10,580 --> 00:28:11,880
They're with me
for one hour,
484
00:28:11,881 --> 00:28:15,184
but they're in the gym
for the whole year.
485
00:28:15,185 --> 00:28:19,388
I'm liking, I think, that I hear that
that's very important to you guys. Yes?
486
00:28:19,389 --> 00:28:21,556
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
487
00:28:21,557 --> 00:28:24,626
If you look at the club alone,
it's a $15-million facility.
488
00:28:24,627 --> 00:28:28,030
So we have to maintain
retention with our members.
489
00:28:28,031 --> 00:28:32,134
So if we're not getting results,
guess what- they're gone.
490
00:28:32,135 --> 00:28:33,735
I was wondering
if we could do something
491
00:28:33,736 --> 00:28:35,437
where I could start
working with you more-
492
00:28:35,438 --> 00:28:37,939
not just doing my sessions where
I'm getting a piece of them,
493
00:28:37,940 --> 00:28:41,110
but something where I could
help you train the trainers
494
00:28:41,111 --> 00:28:46,248
or manage the place, and you
could cut me a base salary.
495
00:28:46,249 --> 00:28:48,750
I just have to start doing
more for myself, you know.
496
00:28:48,751 --> 00:28:53,122
I've gone out and checked
some other places out
497
00:28:53,123 --> 00:28:55,924
and felt some
people out and-
498
00:28:55,925 --> 00:28:57,592
You've looked
at other places?
499
00:28:57,593 --> 00:29:00,162
After all the times
I've helped you out here
500
00:29:00,163 --> 00:29:01,430
you've looked
at other places?
501
00:29:01,431 --> 00:29:03,598
I mean, again,
I just looked,
502
00:29:03,599 --> 00:29:05,967
just to feel out what
I was gonna say to you.
503
00:29:05,968 --> 00:29:07,802
And I'm here to you
first, obviously.
504
00:29:07,803 --> 00:29:10,072
How do you feel
about the other places?
505
00:29:10,073 --> 00:29:12,741
I mean, look, I've been
working with you a long time.
506
00:29:12,742 --> 00:29:14,609
I don't want
to leave here.
507
00:29:14,610 --> 00:29:18,514
But at the same time I
need to do something now.
508
00:29:18,515 --> 00:29:21,583
I need to step it up. I've been
doing this for too long, man.
509
00:29:21,584 --> 00:29:23,318
Right now is not
exactly the best time
510
00:29:23,319 --> 00:29:26,355
To start hitting people up
for more money.
511
00:29:26,356 --> 00:29:28,424
I know that.
I know that.
512
00:29:28,425 --> 00:29:30,959
But that's exactly
almost why I have to.
513
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,029
Because I don't know how much
worse things are gonna get.
514
00:29:34,030 --> 00:29:37,666
Or hopefully they turn around
and get better. I don't know.
515
00:29:37,667 --> 00:29:39,901
But all I do know is I've
been doing this long enough
516
00:29:39,902 --> 00:29:42,003
to where I need a change.
If it's gonna be
517
00:29:42,004 --> 00:29:43,939
with you guys,
I would love to do that.
518
00:29:43,940 --> 00:29:47,309
And if it's not, I understand,
but then I have to move on.
519
00:29:47,310 --> 00:29:49,644
You're talking about
more of a management role,
520
00:29:49,645 --> 00:29:52,247
taking a piece of the profits,
stuff like that.
521
00:29:52,248 --> 00:29:55,016
I've been trying for weeks just
to get you to wear the shirts.
522
00:29:55,017 --> 00:29:59,621
And you can't even pass
along with me on that.
523
00:29:59,622 --> 00:30:02,991
I got to be honest with you, Bill,
I'm not a uniform guy.
524
00:30:02,992 --> 00:30:06,795
I mean, I love the gym.
I just don't love the T-shirts.
525
00:30:06,796 --> 00:30:09,364
But if I have
to wear a T-shirt
526
00:30:09,365 --> 00:30:11,800
to be on the team,
I'll do that.
527
00:30:11,801 --> 00:30:13,302
That's what I mean-
more of a team role.
528
00:30:13,303 --> 00:30:15,404
I don't see you
in that role.
529
00:30:15,405 --> 00:30:17,172
I don't get that
feeling from you.
530
00:30:17,173 --> 00:30:19,808
I get you're more of an outsider,
more of an independent
531
00:30:19,809 --> 00:30:22,277
fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants
kind of guy.
532
00:30:32,355 --> 00:30:36,258
- Hi, how can I help you?
- What's your cheapest prepaid phone?
533
00:30:36,259 --> 00:30:38,526
Cheapest prepaid?
Let me show you.
534
00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:47,336
This is $110. You get 200 minutes
and nights and weekends free.
535
00:30:47,337 --> 00:30:49,838
$110 and I only get
200 minutes?
536
00:30:49,839 --> 00:30:52,007
- Yeah.
- I'll give you $80 for it.
537
00:30:52,008 --> 00:30:54,376
No, our cost is $95.
I can't give you for $80.
538
00:30:54,377 --> 00:30:57,012
Then I'll take $95,
and I'll buy two.
539
00:30:57,013 --> 00:30:59,147
No, I can give you
$100 if you want.
540
00:30:59,148 --> 00:31:03,518
Okay, that's fine.
I'll take two then.
541
00:31:03,519 --> 00:31:05,854
Hi, David.
This is Chelsea.
542
00:31:05,855 --> 00:31:09,157
Hi. You're real.
You can never tell with these websites.
543
00:31:09,158 --> 00:31:13,395
So I checked
out your information
544
00:31:13,396 --> 00:31:15,464
and I see
that you're a writer
545
00:31:15,465 --> 00:31:19,067
and your company is in L.A.
Is that where you live as well?
546
00:31:19,068 --> 00:31:21,803
Yeah, I live in L.A.
I'm just in for a couple days.
547
00:31:21,804 --> 00:31:24,306
Do you travel a lot?
548
00:31:24,307 --> 00:31:26,541
I do, you know,
project to project.
549
00:31:26,542 --> 00:31:29,177
I just go wherever
they're shooting.
550
00:31:29,178 --> 00:31:31,546
I'm in New York,
like, five times a year.
551
00:31:31,547 --> 00:31:33,548
What kind of writer
are you?
552
00:31:33,549 --> 00:31:35,950
Screenwriter.
553
00:31:38,221 --> 00:31:41,223
So what are you
looking forward to?
554
00:31:41,224 --> 00:31:43,691
Do you have anything
specific in mind?
555
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:48,363
Well, you know,
556
00:31:48,364 --> 00:31:50,532
after looking
at your site
557
00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:52,767
I'd just really love to
get together with you.
558
00:31:52,768 --> 00:31:55,303
I'm just feeling
kind of stressed out.
559
00:31:55,304 --> 00:31:56,571
I should probably
see a shrink,
560
00:31:56,572 --> 00:31:59,941
But it seems more fun
to see you.
561
00:31:59,942 --> 00:32:02,077
Why don't you tell me
about yourself?
562
00:32:02,078 --> 00:32:05,914
Are you married?
Do you have kids?
563
00:32:05,915 --> 00:32:08,850
Yes and yes
and no comment.
564
00:32:10,786 --> 00:32:12,720
How many kids
do you have?
565
00:32:12,721 --> 00:32:14,822
I have two
little girls.
566
00:32:14,823 --> 00:32:17,025
Don't make me
feel bad, though.
567
00:32:17,026 --> 00:32:18,927
I won't.
568
00:32:23,433 --> 00:32:25,733
Would you like
to meet tomorrow?
569
00:32:25,734 --> 00:32:27,769
Yes, I would,
570
00:32:27,770 --> 00:32:31,573
But tomorrow is my
screening and my dinner.
571
00:32:31,574 --> 00:32:33,175
That's what
I'm in for.
572
00:32:33,176 --> 00:32:35,177
So I can't do it
tomorrow.
573
00:32:35,178 --> 00:32:38,480
And I leave Friday morning.
How about tonight?
574
00:32:38,481 --> 00:32:40,748
I can't do it
tonight.
575
00:32:40,749 --> 00:32:42,817
Really?
576
00:32:42,818 --> 00:32:46,788
Have you ever even seen
an escort before?
577
00:32:46,789 --> 00:32:50,392
No, this is my first time.
Is it that clear?
578
00:32:50,393 --> 00:32:54,429
Well, no, it's just
that I have this policy
579
00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:56,864
that I usually
don't see a client
580
00:32:56,865 --> 00:32:59,201
unless they've been
with an escort.
581
00:32:59,202 --> 00:33:01,970
You know-
582
00:33:01,971 --> 00:33:03,972
Do you make
exceptions?
583
00:33:03,973 --> 00:33:06,808
Actually, I was just
going to tell you
584
00:33:06,809 --> 00:33:10,612
that I was looking
at your birthday
585
00:33:10,613 --> 00:33:16,184
and it actually coincides
with mine really well.
586
00:33:16,185 --> 00:33:18,953
Let me see if I could
push some things around.
587
00:33:18,954 --> 00:33:21,456
We clicked.
There was something there.
588
00:33:21,457 --> 00:33:24,859
- And I told him that-
- You told him that?
589
00:33:24,860 --> 00:33:27,662
I told him that I was going
out of town for the weekend.
590
00:33:27,663 --> 00:33:30,832
- Right.
- And he didn't like that at all.
591
00:33:30,833 --> 00:33:33,301
And what really
set it off was
592
00:33:33,302 --> 00:33:35,903
when he insulted me
about my, you know-
593
00:33:35,904 --> 00:33:38,173
all my
personology books.
594
00:33:38,174 --> 00:33:41,009
Right.
595
00:33:41,010 --> 00:33:45,147
I had a feeling he didn't
support me in my belief.
596
00:33:45,148 --> 00:33:49,551
And I found out
last night for sure.
597
00:33:49,552 --> 00:33:53,888
So you found out last night
that he's not into astrology?
598
00:33:53,889 --> 00:33:56,691
It's not astrology.
599
00:33:56,692 --> 00:34:00,295
Are you gonna
do this to me too?
600
00:34:00,296 --> 00:34:02,364
- It kind of is.
- It's not.
601
00:34:05,067 --> 00:34:09,371
20,000 people- that's more
than just reading star signs.
602
00:34:09,372 --> 00:34:11,273
I definitely think
it's important.
603
00:34:11,274 --> 00:34:15,277
It's critical to have
somebody who supports you.
604
00:34:15,278 --> 00:34:20,014
But it's important to,
you know-
605
00:34:20,015 --> 00:34:22,884
I don't want to be
negative, 'cause I think
606
00:34:22,885 --> 00:34:24,586
that feeling when you
connect with a client
607
00:34:24,587 --> 00:34:26,588
is the best feeling
in the world.
608
00:34:26,589 --> 00:34:28,590
I don't want to be
sort of down on that.
609
00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:40,302
It's funny because I wanted
to get away from my parents.
610
00:34:40,303 --> 00:34:43,271
I didn't want to depend on them.
I didn't want their money.
611
00:34:43,272 --> 00:34:45,440
That's more than
half the reason
612
00:34:45,441 --> 00:34:48,410
I started doing this
in the first place.
613
00:34:48,411 --> 00:34:50,412
I have a lot of money
saved up,
614
00:34:50,413 --> 00:34:53,181
and I won't completely feel
like I'm dependent on him,
615
00:34:53,182 --> 00:34:56,384
- monetarily at least.
- Right.
616
00:34:59,622 --> 00:35:01,489
But he made me
feel happy.
617
00:35:01,490 --> 00:35:03,024
And I want to know
if that's something
618
00:35:03,025 --> 00:35:05,627
that will continue
or if it won't.
619
00:35:05,628 --> 00:35:10,532
Do you really believe
what's coming out of your mouth?
620
00:35:10,533 --> 00:35:12,200
You think-
what do you think?
621
00:35:12,201 --> 00:35:13,868
Let me guess-
this guy's married.
622
00:35:13,869 --> 00:35:16,605
Does he have a family?
What do you think's gonna happen?
623
00:35:16,606 --> 00:35:18,240
You're gonna go away
this weekend...
624
00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:19,907
something magical
is gonna happen?
625
00:35:19,908 --> 00:35:22,110
He's gonna go home
to his wife-
626
00:35:22,111 --> 00:35:24,379
who he's cheating on
by the way-
627
00:35:24,380 --> 00:35:26,281
and say, "Hey, Honey,
guess what?
628
00:35:26,282 --> 00:35:29,784
I spent three days with a
hooker, and guess what-"
629
00:35:29,785 --> 00:35:33,054
I don't know what's going to
happen. And that's the point.
630
00:35:33,055 --> 00:35:36,324
I know what's gonna happen.
You know what's gonna happen?
631
00:35:36,325 --> 00:35:39,728
You're gonna go on your
little trip, all right?
632
00:35:39,729 --> 00:35:41,730
And when he's done
playing with you
633
00:35:41,731 --> 00:35:44,031
because he's having
a midlife crisis,
634
00:35:44,032 --> 00:35:46,167
he's gonna leave you
and go back
635
00:35:46,168 --> 00:35:47,869
to his normal,
great life
636
00:35:47,870 --> 00:35:50,204
with his wife
and his family
637
00:35:50,205 --> 00:35:53,875
and he's gonna leave you
high and dry. And guess what-
638
00:35:53,876 --> 00:35:57,044
then you're gonna come back here,
and there's no here anymore.
639
00:35:57,045 --> 00:36:00,181
And you'll be stuck with
you and your books, alone.
640
00:36:01,550 --> 00:36:03,518
I promise you that.
641
00:36:07,189 --> 00:36:10,825
I wish I would've known
you felt like that.
642
00:36:10,826 --> 00:36:12,494
So that's it?
643
00:36:12,495 --> 00:36:14,896
Just fucking blindsides
you out of nowhere?
644
00:36:16,732 --> 00:36:19,567
Blindsides me out of
nowhere, walks in and,
645
00:36:19,568 --> 00:36:23,438
"I am going away with
somebody and it's over.
646
00:36:23,439 --> 00:36:25,707
That's the end
of it. "
647
00:36:25,708 --> 00:36:28,476
Buddy, listen.
648
00:36:28,477 --> 00:36:31,413
I feel for you. From fucking
everything you told me about this girl,
649
00:36:31,414 --> 00:36:34,982
you loved her. You were happy.
This was the thing.
650
00:36:34,983 --> 00:36:36,351
So for that
I feel for you.
651
00:36:36,352 --> 00:36:39,587
But, honest to God,
good fucking riddance.
652
00:36:39,588 --> 00:36:42,590
- It's not good riddance.
- It is good riddance.
653
00:36:42,591 --> 00:36:44,892
It's the first girl in
as long as I can remember
654
00:36:44,893 --> 00:36:48,396
that I really care about-
cared about.
655
00:36:48,397 --> 00:36:52,133
Let me tell you, all
women ultimately are evil.
656
00:36:52,134 --> 00:36:55,203
They're the worst species.
They're worse than fucking hyenas,
657
00:36:55,204 --> 00:36:58,072
because they have
all the power.
658
00:36:58,073 --> 00:37:01,209
- I'm sensing a little frustration from you.
- They have all the power.
659
00:37:01,210 --> 00:37:03,345
And they know this.
660
00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:06,581
- Do you ever listen to Jim Rome?
- Yeah, I love Rome.
661
00:37:06,582 --> 00:37:09,016
He always talks
about Charles Barkley,
662
00:37:09,017 --> 00:37:12,487
and he had a bill
at some club in Vegas
663
00:37:12,488 --> 00:37:15,022
for 15 grand
in alcohol.
664
00:37:15,023 --> 00:37:18,092
And he was like,
"It was just an accident. I forgot to pay it. "
665
00:37:18,093 --> 00:37:19,828
He walked out on it?
666
00:37:19,829 --> 00:37:22,230
No, it was just like he said,
"put it on my tab,"
667
00:37:22,231 --> 00:37:25,166
and never paid it, honestly
just forgot to pay it.
668
00:37:25,167 --> 00:37:27,201
Sure, Charles.
669
00:37:27,202 --> 00:37:31,373
Sock down $15,000
worth of booze
670
00:37:31,374 --> 00:37:33,375
and then waltz
out of the door.
671
00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:36,378
Then he repeats it,
like, five times.
672
00:37:36,379 --> 00:37:38,780
You see that when they
hand you that funnel cake
673
00:37:38,781 --> 00:37:41,850
with the powdered sugar on it.
It's all hot and crispy.
674
00:37:41,851 --> 00:37:45,186
You think, "this is
gonna be great. "
675
00:37:48,557 --> 00:37:51,526
I guess what I'm building up to
676
00:37:51,527 --> 00:37:55,597
is I'm trying to see the role
that this guy plays in your life-
677
00:37:55,598 --> 00:37:58,833
not necessarily your
relationship between him-
678
00:37:58,834 --> 00:38:02,637
I'm not interested in the intimate
details between these two people-
679
00:38:02,638 --> 00:38:06,508
you and your boyfriend.
I'm interested in the kind of relationship
680
00:38:06,509 --> 00:38:11,646
somebody in your business would have
with somebody they actually love.
681
00:38:11,647 --> 00:38:14,348
Let me speak with him and
see how he feels about it.
682
00:38:16,552 --> 00:38:19,687
This journalist mark
is actually really nice.
683
00:38:19,688 --> 00:38:22,089
He's a little intrusive,
but-
684
00:38:22,090 --> 00:38:23,825
Intrusive?
How so?
685
00:38:23,826 --> 00:38:26,461
He's a journalist,
so that's his job, right?
686
00:38:26,462 --> 00:38:29,230
It's just I'm not used
to that really.
687
00:38:29,231 --> 00:38:30,765
He wants
to meet you.
688
00:38:30,766 --> 00:38:33,635
He wants to meet me?
689
00:38:33,636 --> 00:38:35,804
What does he want
to meet me for?
690
00:38:35,805 --> 00:38:39,441
He's never met
an escort
691
00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:42,496
that is in a committed
relationship.
692
00:38:42,531 --> 00:38:46,194
I'm sorry to interrupt you, but have you
ever been in an open relationship?
693
00:38:46,856 --> 00:38:51,570
And if you were,
what's the fucking difference?
694
00:38:53,649 --> 00:38:54,547
I can be in a
no strings attached relationship.
695
00:38:55,317 --> 00:38:58,722
One the relationship is established...
696
00:38:58,990 --> 00:39:02,079
if you get into a relatinship with someone
that you think it's exclusive...
697
00:39:02,693 --> 00:39:05,065
and then they suggest of being open,
that's not gonna fly.
698
00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:07,246
- That's different.
- However, if you get into sort of...
699
00:39:07,329 --> 00:39:08,825
a fuck buddy situation...
- Eso es diferente.
700
00:39:09,068 --> 00:39:11,378
and you both wanna keep it that way,
that I can handle.
701
00:39:11,792 --> 00:39:14,848
Like college, when you had
that open relationship fuck buddy...
702
00:39:15,224 --> 00:39:17,482
Pull these bones together, relax them.
Beautiful.
703
00:39:17,872 --> 00:39:20,260
And you drop down into a plank now,
position two.
704
00:39:20,867 --> 00:39:23,054
Low them forward, position
your hands forward.
705
00:39:23,667 --> 00:39:25,574
Let your hands come down
a little bit.
706
00:39:25,892 --> 00:39:27,484
Right there,
hold that position for me.
707
00:39:27,631 --> 00:39:29,375
Good, breathing.
Yes.
708
00:39:30,165 --> 00:39:32,174
Drop to the mat.
709
00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:36,047
Good, hold that for a second,
and then come up.
710
00:39:36,673 --> 00:39:39,975
I don't know what to do.
I'm gonna keep training him
711
00:39:39,976 --> 00:39:43,379
and continue
to blow him off nicely,
712
00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:45,981
but I'm at a loss
right now.
713
00:39:45,982 --> 00:39:49,118
That's like
the worst situation.
714
00:39:49,119 --> 00:39:52,255
I've been there before, but
for girls it's so much worse.
715
00:39:53,690 --> 00:39:55,958
Just kick the crap out of
him every time you see him.
716
00:39:55,959 --> 00:39:58,094
Make him throw up,
so he can't think about
717
00:39:58,095 --> 00:40:01,064
asking you out and then
he'll start to hate you.
718
00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:02,898
I hope so.
719
00:40:02,899 --> 00:40:07,002
- Either that or get in really good shape.
- That's true too.
720
00:40:07,003 --> 00:40:09,038
And then you might want
to go out with him.
721
00:40:09,039 --> 00:40:12,341
I don't know about that.
I'm not sure about that.
722
00:40:12,342 --> 00:40:16,279
You can make him over,
like a work in progress.
723
00:40:18,748 --> 00:40:21,184
- Hi.
- Hi. May I help you?
724
00:40:21,185 --> 00:40:22,985
Glenn wouldn't happen
to be here, would he?
725
00:40:22,986 --> 00:40:25,221
Yes, right this way.
726
00:40:40,770 --> 00:40:42,338
Glenn, someone
to see you.
727
00:40:42,339 --> 00:40:44,740
- Ah, Miss Chelsea, I presume.
- Thanks.
728
00:40:44,741 --> 00:40:46,609
Thanks, Dad.
729
00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:49,645
- What the fuck is up?
- Hello.
730
00:40:53,317 --> 00:40:56,385
So how do you like what I
haven't done with the place?
731
00:40:57,787 --> 00:41:00,590
Uh... This is
your place?
732
00:41:00,591 --> 00:41:02,592
It's kind of
a nice setup.
733
00:41:02,593 --> 00:41:07,997
I've got a little deal
with Pater there.
734
00:41:07,998 --> 00:41:10,633
So you're
supposed to be
735
00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:13,902
a "sophisticated
escort," I read.
736
00:41:13,903 --> 00:41:16,905
Would you like a little Schoenberg?
737
00:41:16,906 --> 00:41:19,475
I could improvise
on it for hours.
738
00:41:20,544 --> 00:41:22,478
Ahem-
739
00:41:25,282 --> 00:41:28,851
So what's
on the menu?
740
00:41:28,852 --> 00:41:30,886
What would you
like to know?
741
00:41:30,887 --> 00:41:34,423
Well, it's not so much
what I'd like to know.
742
00:41:34,424 --> 00:41:37,426
It's what I'd like
to feel.
743
00:41:37,427 --> 00:41:40,829
But again...
744
00:41:42,098 --> 00:41:45,368
I don't think you
really understand
745
00:41:45,369 --> 00:41:48,971
what I can do for you
if this goes well.
746
00:41:48,972 --> 00:41:51,740
I trust you've looked
at my site again.
747
00:41:51,741 --> 00:41:55,811
You've seen
some of the girls
748
00:41:55,812 --> 00:41:58,581
who are the stars of
"The Erotic Connoisseur. "
749
00:41:58,582 --> 00:42:00,583
I've got a very big
project coming up
750
00:42:00,584 --> 00:42:03,419
that I think, if this works
out, you'd be perfect for.
751
00:42:03,420 --> 00:42:06,889
I'm organizing a junket,
such as it is,
752
00:42:06,890 --> 00:42:09,659
to Dubai.
You know Dubai?
753
00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:12,295
Lots of money.
Very tall buildings.
754
00:42:12,296 --> 00:42:16,899
Arab people with cash flowing
out of their water faucets.
755
00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:20,236
I'm gonna take a bunch
of girls to Dubai.
756
00:42:20,237 --> 00:42:24,006
Everybody there says that the
Russian hookers are the best.
757
00:42:24,007 --> 00:42:26,008
I want to convince
the Dubai elites
758
00:42:26,009 --> 00:42:28,311
that it's best
to buy American.
759
00:42:28,312 --> 00:42:32,181
It's very- it's all
on the up and up.
760
00:42:32,182 --> 00:42:33,782
The great thing about
the whole project
761
00:42:33,783 --> 00:42:37,786
is that it sounds like
a white slavery ring,
762
00:42:37,787 --> 00:42:40,989
but it's not.
763
00:42:40,990 --> 00:42:43,025
And again, I think
this could be something
764
00:42:43,026 --> 00:42:45,595
that really ups your profile,
gets you more money.
765
00:42:45,596 --> 00:42:51,033
I want to help you.
And you can help me help you
766
00:42:51,034 --> 00:42:53,736
by giving me a
little bit of a sense
767
00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:55,771
of what you're like
to be with.
768
00:42:57,407 --> 00:43:00,976
How does this trip to
Dubai exactly benefit you?
769
00:43:00,977 --> 00:43:02,978
It benefits
everybody.
770
00:43:02,979 --> 00:43:05,648
I've got some people out
there who set up the capital.
771
00:43:05,649 --> 00:43:08,551
We go out there totally
first-class all the way-
772
00:43:08,552 --> 00:43:10,853
private jet,
champagne...
773
00:43:10,854 --> 00:43:12,121
cocaine-
774
00:43:12,122 --> 00:43:14,123
All sorts of
yummy yummy things.
775
00:43:14,124 --> 00:43:16,292
We're out there.
We spend a week.
776
00:43:16,293 --> 00:43:19,194
On your off-hours you
do whatever you like.
777
00:43:19,195 --> 00:43:21,731
But on your on-hours
I bring you to men
778
00:43:21,732 --> 00:43:25,534
who will pay $2500,
$3500, $10,000
779
00:43:25,535 --> 00:43:28,137
just for the pleasure
of shaking your hand.
780
00:43:28,138 --> 00:43:30,239
And then it goes
from there.
781
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:32,508
If you want
a piece of this,
782
00:43:32,509 --> 00:43:35,478
it might be...
783
00:43:35,479 --> 00:43:37,846
in your interest
784
00:43:37,847 --> 00:43:40,883
to give me some play.
785
00:43:40,884 --> 00:43:45,588
We talked about review
copy, as it were.
786
00:43:45,589 --> 00:43:47,490
I'd like to see
what it's like
787
00:43:47,491 --> 00:43:49,825
to be with someone
788
00:43:49,826 --> 00:43:51,960
as breathtaking
789
00:43:51,961 --> 00:43:56,064
as you are.
790
00:43:56,788 --> 00:43:58,989
Oh, God.
791
00:44:00,992 --> 00:44:03,528
How'd it go?
792
00:44:03,529 --> 00:44:06,631
Thank you.
793
00:44:06,632 --> 00:44:07,731
Not so well.
794
00:44:07,732 --> 00:44:10,301
But I don't really
want to go into that.
795
00:44:10,302 --> 00:44:13,571
I dealt with that and I
just want to leave it there.
796
00:44:13,572 --> 00:44:16,440
But when I came home,
I tried calling Chris,
797
00:44:16,441 --> 00:44:18,742
'cause I really needed him
and he wasn't there.
798
00:44:22,047 --> 00:44:24,582
And meet you- like, meet
and talk to you Wednesday?
799
00:44:24,583 --> 00:44:26,517
Mm-hmm.
800
00:44:28,620 --> 00:44:33,090
Okay, what is that
gonna entail?
801
00:44:33,091 --> 00:44:35,259
Hopefully more money.
802
00:44:35,260 --> 00:44:37,495
He said he could help
increase my rate.
803
00:44:39,964 --> 00:44:42,900
That's what he said?
804
00:44:42,901 --> 00:44:46,003
What did he say in
relation to the other girl?
805
00:44:51,076 --> 00:44:54,612
He said he reviewed her
and she did really well.
806
00:44:54,613 --> 00:44:57,248
Do you ever get intimidated
by other women's bodies
807
00:44:57,249 --> 00:44:59,217
that are in
competition with you?
808
00:44:59,218 --> 00:45:02,620
Not at all.
I'm very happy with what I have.
809
00:45:02,621 --> 00:45:06,524
You look great, but this is
a high-stress business, right?
810
00:45:06,525 --> 00:45:09,660
- You know?
- True.
811
00:45:09,661 --> 00:45:12,730
I mean, there's always
somebody else.
812
00:45:30,882 --> 00:45:32,916
- Hi, how are you?
- Good. Thank you.
813
00:45:45,630 --> 00:45:49,333
- Hi there, how are you?
- Hi. Good.
814
00:46:58,736 --> 00:47:01,172
Yeah, so what did he
say about that?
815
00:47:01,173 --> 00:47:04,241
You know how Philip was acting
really strange the other day?
816
00:47:04,242 --> 00:47:05,942
Yeah.
817
00:47:05,943 --> 00:47:07,944
Now I know why.
818
00:47:07,945 --> 00:47:09,580
Why?
819
00:47:09,581 --> 00:47:12,149
Or I think
I know why.
820
00:47:12,150 --> 00:47:14,851
I was shopping today.
821
00:47:14,852 --> 00:47:18,455
And I saw him
822
00:47:18,456 --> 00:47:21,958
and some girl outside
who I've never seen.
823
00:47:21,959 --> 00:47:24,928
I think it's
that new girl,
824
00:47:24,929 --> 00:47:27,364
the one the hobbyist
was talking about.
825
00:47:27,365 --> 00:47:29,500
Oh, that new girl.
826
00:47:29,501 --> 00:47:32,769
You think it was her.
827
00:47:32,770 --> 00:47:35,172
What'd she look like?
828
00:47:35,173 --> 00:47:38,209
Similar to me.
She had long brown hair,
829
00:47:38,210 --> 00:47:42,680
thin, pale skin.
830
00:47:42,681 --> 00:47:45,616
She's taller, though.
831
00:47:46,918 --> 00:47:49,386
And that upsets you, of course.
Listen to me.
832
00:47:49,387 --> 00:47:51,388
I don't know how much
this hobbyist
833
00:47:51,389 --> 00:47:54,991
is playing this
to his own favor-
834
00:47:54,992 --> 00:47:57,394
you guys against each other,
the new girl in the street-
835
00:47:57,395 --> 00:47:59,963
to help himself out and try
to get a freebie off you.
836
00:47:59,964 --> 00:48:02,733
And, honestly,
can I tell you something?
837
00:48:02,734 --> 00:48:06,803
You are the best
at everything you do, okay?
838
00:48:06,804 --> 00:48:08,339
And just because
there's some new girl-
839
00:48:08,340 --> 00:48:10,140
there's always going to be new
girls that come on the scene,
840
00:48:10,141 --> 00:48:13,677
but nobody does
what you do, okay?
841
00:48:13,678 --> 00:48:15,912
So please do me a favor and
do not let it stress you out.
842
00:48:15,913 --> 00:48:18,549
I know you're competitive
and want to be the best,
843
00:48:18,550 --> 00:48:21,852
but you are
the best.
844
00:48:21,853 --> 00:48:24,187
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
845
00:48:24,188 --> 00:48:26,022
Can you get me
another drink?
846
00:48:26,023 --> 00:48:27,958
Yes, I can get you
another drink.
847
00:48:33,598 --> 00:48:36,500
Excuse me, guys.
848
00:48:36,501 --> 00:48:39,703
I'll take a ginger ale and whatever
looks like a vodka something.
849
00:48:39,704 --> 00:48:41,705
- What's going on, brother?
- Nothing much.
850
00:48:41,706 --> 00:48:45,509
- Nice to meet you.
- Heavy date?
851
00:48:45,510 --> 00:48:47,378
I'm trying
to cheer my girl up.
852
00:48:47,379 --> 00:48:49,413
Not my date.
It's my girlfriend.
853
00:48:49,414 --> 00:48:52,849
That's all right.
She's having a bad day.
854
00:48:52,850 --> 00:48:55,386
He's been checking her out.
855
00:50:10,395 --> 00:50:14,164
"Buy me. "
856
00:50:14,165 --> 00:50:15,999
We're having a conversation
with this one here.
857
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,634
Oh, yes?
858
00:50:17,635 --> 00:50:19,570
He's done very well,
as you can see.
859
00:50:19,571 --> 00:50:22,673
- A lot of red dots in that book.
- A lot of red dots.
860
00:50:22,674 --> 00:50:25,576
Actually, that one
is available.
861
00:50:25,577 --> 00:50:27,578
I love that one.
862
00:50:27,579 --> 00:50:30,848
Kind of reminds me
of a crown.
863
00:50:30,849 --> 00:50:34,284
When I went to meet him,
864
00:50:34,285 --> 00:50:36,587
he listened.
865
00:50:36,588 --> 00:50:40,156
He made me feel a way
I haven't felt with Chris
866
00:50:40,157 --> 00:50:43,159
since the first couple
months of being with him,
867
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,896
and probably
more so than that.
868
00:50:45,897 --> 00:50:49,299
Yeah, I mean,
that's great.
869
00:50:49,300 --> 00:50:51,268
I love that when it
happens with a client-
870
00:50:51,269 --> 00:50:54,137
you meet somebody and there's
like a real connection.
871
00:50:54,138 --> 00:50:56,707
It is different.
A client's different
872
00:50:56,708 --> 00:51:00,511
from a boyfriend.
It's a different kind of relationship.
873
00:51:00,512 --> 00:51:02,780
There's boundaries there
874
00:51:02,781 --> 00:51:05,115
where it's just
a little bit artificial,
875
00:51:05,116 --> 00:51:07,117
whereas what you have
with Chris is really-
876
00:51:07,118 --> 00:51:09,787
it's a real relationship.
877
00:51:09,788 --> 00:51:13,056
This is not the end.
This is not the worst.
878
00:51:13,057 --> 00:51:17,060
I think it's going to get much
worse before it gets better.
879
00:51:17,061 --> 00:51:21,097
If I hear one more thing about
this debate, I'm gonna throw up.
880
00:51:21,098 --> 00:51:24,234
If I hear the word "Maverick" one
more time, I'm gonna throw up.
881
00:51:24,235 --> 00:51:26,069
There could be somebody
882
00:51:26,070 --> 00:51:28,839
who just really wants
the real you, right?
883
00:51:33,645 --> 00:51:35,245
I mean,
the real you.
884
00:51:35,246 --> 00:51:37,915
In other words,
that's a lot of money
885
00:51:37,916 --> 00:51:40,417
for a short
period of time.
886
00:51:40,418 --> 00:51:42,118
You don't want to get
the fake diamond.
887
00:51:42,119 --> 00:51:45,823
You want to get
the real diamond.
888
00:51:45,824 --> 00:51:48,124
What else
do you want to know?
889
00:51:48,125 --> 00:51:51,161
Another
blind alley here.
890
00:51:51,162 --> 00:51:53,864
It's the story
of my life.
891
00:51:55,967 --> 00:51:58,335
So listen, the idea
of going home this weekend
892
00:51:58,336 --> 00:52:00,337
is really starting
to bum me out.
893
00:52:00,338 --> 00:52:02,405
And I'm thinking
a crazy thought.
894
00:52:02,406 --> 00:52:04,942
I'm thinking
I'm not going to.
895
00:52:04,943 --> 00:52:07,444
You have any big plans
this weekend?
896
00:52:10,515 --> 00:52:13,083
Want to spend
the weekend together?
897
00:52:14,151 --> 00:52:16,920
Yeah.
898
00:52:16,921 --> 00:52:19,289
Good. You want
to get out of town?
899
00:52:22,193 --> 00:52:24,227
Okay, I'm gonna take
care of some things
900
00:52:24,228 --> 00:52:26,329
I need to do
on Friday morning.
901
00:52:26,330 --> 00:52:28,899
I'm gonna send
a car for you,
902
00:52:28,900 --> 00:52:31,768
take you to this place in the
Hudson Valley I know about.
903
00:52:31,769 --> 00:52:33,871
It's called Monteverde.
904
00:52:33,872 --> 00:52:36,406
And I'm gonna meet you
up there in the afternoon.
905
00:52:36,407 --> 00:52:39,843
We'll spend the weekend together
and see where this thing goes.
906
00:52:39,844 --> 00:52:42,212
Okay.
907
00:52:42,213 --> 00:52:44,615
It's a plan?
908
00:53:43,140 --> 00:53:47,110
About a year ago I found
these books on personology.
909
00:53:47,111 --> 00:53:49,112
So the first thing
I ask a client-
910
00:53:49,113 --> 00:53:51,114
or one of the first
things at least-
911
00:53:51,115 --> 00:53:54,417
is when is their birthday.
And that helps me see
912
00:53:54,418 --> 00:53:55,986
if this person is going
to put me in danger,
913
00:53:55,987 --> 00:53:58,789
if they're gonna be
a risky business decision.
914
00:53:58,790 --> 00:54:01,992
So you vet them out by seeing
915
00:54:01,993 --> 00:54:04,461
if they have their personal
details on the top of their head?
916
00:54:04,462 --> 00:54:06,697
That's right.
917
00:54:06,698 --> 00:54:08,832
The guy you met-
you mentioned him before-
918
00:54:08,833 --> 00:54:11,167
the guy you met
before your boyfriend
919
00:54:11,168 --> 00:54:12,803
that you were kind of
interested in,
920
00:54:12,804 --> 00:54:14,805
he was interested in you.
921
00:54:14,806 --> 00:54:17,207
How did you handle
that situation?
922
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:24,547
Let's just say
I handled it.
923
00:54:24,548 --> 00:54:27,684
- Yeah, but-
- Or I am handling it.
924
00:54:27,685 --> 00:54:29,720
You are handling it?
It's still going on?
925
00:54:29,721 --> 00:54:31,488
What's next?
926
00:54:33,958 --> 00:54:35,959
Where have you been?
927
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:38,328
- I've been out.
- Out where?
928
00:54:38,329 --> 00:54:40,396
I've been calling-
I haven't heard from you in hours.
929
00:54:40,397 --> 00:54:42,365
I just had my phone
turned off.
930
00:54:43,735 --> 00:54:46,803
I've been freaking out,
calling you incessantly.
931
00:54:46,804 --> 00:54:49,305
Get that for me.
932
00:54:52,877 --> 00:54:55,012
It broke.
933
00:54:55,013 --> 00:54:57,648
Where have you been?
934
00:54:57,649 --> 00:55:00,583
I told you.
I was out.
935
00:55:02,687 --> 00:55:04,521
It's freezing
out there.
936
00:55:04,522 --> 00:55:06,690
Doing what?
937
00:55:06,691 --> 00:55:09,259
Seeing somebody.
What do you think?
938
00:55:09,260 --> 00:55:12,696
I think that you've been
gone for the entire day
939
00:55:12,697 --> 00:55:14,698
without any contact.
I thought-
940
00:55:14,699 --> 00:55:17,000
I didn't know if you
got attacked or what.
941
00:55:19,704 --> 00:55:22,039
Are you still gonna take
that trip to Vegas?
942
00:55:23,908 --> 00:55:25,909
I have no idea.
No.
943
00:55:25,910 --> 00:55:27,944
I told them, no,
I'm not going to Vegas
944
00:55:27,945 --> 00:55:30,580
'cause you
couldn't come.
945
00:55:30,581 --> 00:55:32,582
I don't know-
946
00:55:32,583 --> 00:55:35,618
What is going on?
947
00:55:35,619 --> 00:55:38,188
- Maybe you should.
- What does that mean?
948
00:55:41,625 --> 00:55:45,062
I met somebody today.
949
00:55:45,063 --> 00:55:49,199
You met somebody?
Okay, what does that mean?
950
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:51,334
I want to go away
for the weekend.
951
00:55:55,272 --> 00:55:58,041
I'm sorry, I'm not understanding.
952
00:55:58,042 --> 00:56:01,745
You met somebody today-
a client, right?
953
00:56:01,746 --> 00:56:04,748
You know our rule is you
don't go away with clients.
954
00:56:14,658 --> 00:56:18,995
It's just something
I have to do, you know.
955
00:56:18,996 --> 00:56:20,797
No, I don't know.
956
00:56:20,798 --> 00:56:23,100
I don't even know what you're
talking about right now.
957
00:56:23,101 --> 00:56:25,102
Who is this client?
958
00:56:25,103 --> 00:56:27,637
I've actually
never met him,
959
00:56:27,638 --> 00:56:30,741
but there was
something there.
960
00:56:30,742 --> 00:56:32,909
There was definitely
something there.
961
00:56:32,910 --> 00:56:36,113
Today was the first
day you met him?
962
00:56:36,114 --> 00:56:38,849
I just said that,
didn't I?
963
00:56:40,918 --> 00:56:43,086
This is just hard
for me to suddenly-
964
00:56:43,087 --> 00:56:47,891
you're suddenly going away with
someone you met today.
965
00:56:47,892 --> 00:56:50,693
Does this have something
to do with your books?
966
00:56:52,329 --> 00:56:56,199
Yeah, it does.
967
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:59,069
But that's not
the only reason.
968
00:56:59,070 --> 00:57:05,608
There's just
something about him.
969
00:57:05,609 --> 00:57:07,577
And there's something
I feel I can't miss-
970
00:57:07,578 --> 00:57:09,612
I can't
miss out on.
971
00:57:11,715 --> 00:57:14,584
Okay, let's back up.
972
00:57:14,585 --> 00:57:16,853
Did I do something?
Is this about me?
973
00:57:16,854 --> 00:57:20,023
It's just for two days, Chris.
It's for two days.
974
00:57:20,024 --> 00:57:22,458
- Okay, I get it.
- I don't know what's gonna happen.
975
00:57:22,459 --> 00:57:25,228
Is this because of me
talking about Vegas?
976
00:57:25,229 --> 00:57:27,798
Is this something
to get back at me?
977
00:57:27,799 --> 00:57:30,967
Not at all.
978
00:57:32,837 --> 00:57:35,105
What's this
guy's name?
979
00:57:35,106 --> 00:57:37,040
Don't worry
about his name.
980
00:57:41,578 --> 00:57:44,414
What does this mean, you're
going away for the weekend?
981
00:57:44,415 --> 00:57:46,349
I'm just going away
for the weekend.
982
00:57:46,350 --> 00:57:48,751
That's it or you're
making other plans?
983
00:57:48,752 --> 00:57:50,821
Look, we've been together
for over a year and a half.
984
00:57:50,822 --> 00:57:53,389
I'm gonna need more than just
a "hi, how are you doing?"
985
00:57:53,390 --> 00:57:55,826
"I'm fine. I'm going away
for the weekend. " All right?
986
00:57:55,827 --> 00:57:58,228
You don't even know
this guy.
987
00:57:58,229 --> 00:58:00,697
Chris, you know
what this means to me.
988
00:58:00,698 --> 00:58:03,766
You know what my books
mean to me.
989
00:58:05,002 --> 00:58:07,003
Books.
You know, look,
990
00:58:07,004 --> 00:58:09,973
I was cool with your books 'cause
it made you feel comfortable
991
00:58:09,974 --> 00:58:12,142
and it made
your work easier,
992
00:58:12,143 --> 00:58:16,146
but at the end of the day they're
books- written by some guy
993
00:58:16,147 --> 00:58:18,481
that probably has never been
in a relationship in his life
994
00:58:18,482 --> 00:58:21,751
and doesn't know what the
fuck he's talking about, okay?
995
00:58:21,752 --> 00:58:23,786
- You think so?
- Yeah, I think so.
996
00:58:23,787 --> 00:58:27,290
I knew you felt that way.
Why didn't you just admit it?
997
00:58:27,291 --> 00:58:30,994
- Why didn't you admit it?
- Because you weren't talking about leaving me
998
00:58:30,995 --> 00:58:34,297
For a guy that you read
about in a book, okay?
999
00:58:34,298 --> 00:58:37,433
- I didn't say I was going to leave.
- We're not living in a book.
1000
00:58:37,434 --> 00:58:40,203
- I said we're going away for a weekend.
- You and I are real.
1001
00:58:40,204 --> 00:58:42,672
It's not just a guideline
or a format for my business.
1002
00:58:42,673 --> 00:58:45,075
It's for my
fucking life.
1003
00:58:47,011 --> 00:58:48,611
No, it's-
1004
00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:51,414
We are our lives.
Do you understand that?
1005
00:58:51,415 --> 00:58:55,318
What you do for work-
you met a client today.
1006
00:58:55,319 --> 00:58:57,487
You didn't meet
your soulmate.
1007
00:58:57,488 --> 00:59:00,423
You didn't meet some guy you
read about in a book, okay?
1008
00:59:00,424 --> 00:59:02,425
I don't know that
and you don't know that.
1009
00:59:02,426 --> 00:59:05,495
No, I do know that.
You don't spend one day with a guy
1010
00:59:05,496 --> 00:59:07,830
and destroy
over-a-year relationship.
1011
00:59:07,831 --> 00:59:12,335
I mean,
we live together.
1012
00:59:12,336 --> 00:59:16,339
We're just gonna
throw that all out?
1013
00:59:16,340 --> 00:59:19,776
I didn't say I was
throwing it all out, Chris.
1014
00:59:19,777 --> 00:59:23,179
I said I need to find out.
I need to figure this out for myself.
1015
00:59:23,180 --> 00:59:24,447
Yeah, well, if you go
on this trip,
1016
00:59:24,448 --> 00:59:28,084
you're throwing
it all out, okay?
1017
00:59:28,085 --> 00:59:30,653
- You understand that?
- You're so selfish.
1018
00:59:30,654 --> 00:59:33,189
There is no going
on this trip.
1019
00:59:34,625 --> 00:59:37,294
You're incredibly selfish.
1020
00:59:37,295 --> 00:59:39,762
- What did you say? I'm selfish?
- You're selfish.
1021
00:59:39,763 --> 00:59:42,198
I'm selfish?
I've bent over backwards for you
1022
00:59:42,199 --> 00:59:45,201
- while you go out and fuck guys for money!
- Don't fucking yell at me.
1023
00:59:45,202 --> 00:59:48,871
And I don't do anything.
I sit here like a jerk-off all day.
1024
00:59:48,872 --> 00:59:51,841
Don't fucking
yell at me.
1025
00:59:59,716 --> 01:00:02,885
- Hello.
- Hi, it's David.
1026
01:00:02,886 --> 01:00:06,022
- Hi.
- How are you?
1027
01:00:06,023 --> 01:00:10,193
A little cold.
1028
01:00:10,194 --> 01:00:12,662
Listen, Christine,
1029
01:00:12,663 --> 01:00:14,998
I've been thinking
about you nonstop
1030
01:00:14,999 --> 01:00:17,667
since we said goodbye.
1031
01:00:19,670 --> 01:00:22,605
But I can't come.
1032
01:00:26,344 --> 01:00:28,811
What?
1033
01:00:28,812 --> 01:00:32,748
I'm sorry.
I can't come.
1034
01:00:32,749 --> 01:00:36,319
I have to go home.
1035
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:39,655
I'm already here.
1036
01:00:39,656 --> 01:00:42,392
I'm really sorry.
1037
01:00:43,995 --> 01:00:48,331
The room's taken
care of, but I just-
1038
01:00:48,332 --> 01:00:50,867
I was video-chatting with
my kids this morning
1039
01:00:50,868 --> 01:00:53,336
and the tears just started
pouring out of me.
1040
01:00:53,337 --> 01:00:55,872
And I realized
I have to go home.
1041
01:01:00,178 --> 01:01:02,879
That's it?
1042
01:01:06,217 --> 01:01:08,785
I'm sorry.
1043
01:01:08,786 --> 01:01:10,787
"With her smoky eyes,
1044
01:01:10,788 --> 01:01:13,223
dark straight hair,
and perky little body,
1045
01:01:13,224 --> 01:01:15,225
Chelsea would appear
to have the potential
1046
01:01:15,226 --> 01:01:18,528
to satisfy in the goth
or girl-next-door modes.
1047
01:01:18,529 --> 01:01:21,531
Alas, Chelsea seems intent
on marketing herself
1048
01:01:21,532 --> 01:01:23,933
as a sophisticated
escort.
1049
01:01:23,934 --> 01:01:26,603
With her flat affect,
lack of culture
1050
01:01:26,604 --> 01:01:29,539
and utter refusal to engage,
Chelsea couldn't even dazzle
1051
01:01:29,540 --> 01:01:32,008
the likes of
Forrest-fucking-Gump.
1052
01:01:32,009 --> 01:01:34,844
And that's just where
the problems begin.
1053
01:01:34,845 --> 01:01:38,114
Just as her perky little tits seemed
to literally shrink at my touch,
1054
01:01:38,115 --> 01:01:41,318
so too did the connoisseur's
cock fail to launch
1055
01:01:41,319 --> 01:01:43,320
at the clammy touch
of her hand
1056
01:01:43,321 --> 01:01:46,323
and the lukewarm and loose
embrace of her mouth.
1057
01:01:46,324 --> 01:01:49,892
To quote the great sage
Jamie Gillis in 'Misty Beethoven,'
1058
01:01:49,893 --> 01:01:52,696
'this number is
the Nadir of Passion. '
1059
01:01:52,697 --> 01:01:56,866
A splendid time is absolutely
not guaranteed for all. "
1060
01:01:58,269 --> 01:02:01,404
# When they leave #
1061
01:02:01,405 --> 01:02:04,941
# oh, yeah #
1062
01:02:04,942 --> 01:02:10,247
# everyone's
a critic... #
1063
01:02:11,315 --> 01:02:14,751
# whoo-oo-oo... #
1064
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:20,923
# ooh-oo-ooh... #
1065
01:02:24,395 --> 01:02:25,729
# oh, yeah #
1066
01:02:46,284 --> 01:02:48,718
# oh, yeah #
1067
01:02:55,058 --> 01:03:01,230
# you ask me #
1068
01:03:01,231 --> 01:03:06,169
# to pray
with your beads- #
1069
01:03:16,489 --> 01:03:18,523
- Hi.
- Hi.
1070
01:03:21,126 --> 01:03:22,994
Should I come out
or you want to come in?
1071
01:03:33,438 --> 01:03:36,040
How are you?
1072
01:03:38,844 --> 01:03:41,679
Good.
1073
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:45,617
Can I get you
anything?
1074
01:03:45,618 --> 01:03:48,920
I'm fine.
1075
01:03:48,921 --> 01:03:52,524
So how's your day
treating you?
1076
01:03:58,163 --> 01:04:01,098
It's been all right.
1077
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:04,802
Are you sure?
1078
01:04:10,876 --> 01:04:13,177
No.
1079
01:04:16,448 --> 01:04:19,551
Want to talk about it?
1080
01:04:19,552 --> 01:04:22,420
I really shouldn't.
1081
01:04:24,456 --> 01:04:26,490
But it's just been
really bothering me.
1082
01:04:30,563 --> 01:04:32,897
Something happen?
1083
01:04:37,736 --> 01:04:40,471
There's this guy
who runs a message board
1084
01:04:40,472 --> 01:04:43,841
and he's really nobody.
1085
01:04:45,644 --> 01:04:48,312
And...
1086
01:04:48,313 --> 01:04:51,215
he wanted to meet me
1087
01:04:51,216 --> 01:04:53,184
and have sex for the exchange
1088
01:04:53,185 --> 01:04:59,323
that in return he'll write
a good review about me,
1089
01:04:59,324 --> 01:05:01,525
tell people that I gave him
1090
01:05:01,526 --> 01:05:04,562
the time of his life,
1091
01:05:04,563 --> 01:05:07,765
which I already know
I do, but-
1092
01:05:09,768 --> 01:05:13,071
I shouldn't talk about this.
I'm sorry.
1093
01:05:15,407 --> 01:05:18,242
You can if you want.
1094
01:05:25,751 --> 01:05:29,420
He took a Q-tip
1095
01:05:29,421 --> 01:05:32,023
and he asked me
to put it on my vagina.
1096
01:05:36,128 --> 01:05:38,529
This guy probably didn't
shower for three days.
1097
01:05:47,339 --> 01:05:49,273
I'm sorry,
I'm really hot.
1098
01:05:52,044 --> 01:05:54,178
This guy was
just disgusting
1099
01:05:54,179 --> 01:05:58,016
in every sense
of the word.
1100
01:05:58,017 --> 01:05:59,684
I'm sorry,
I feel really stupid.
1101
01:05:59,685 --> 01:06:02,153
I shouldn't be
talking about this.
1102
01:06:04,056 --> 01:06:06,791
It's okay.
1103
01:06:06,792 --> 01:06:10,962
Look, you seem like
you need some air.
1104
01:06:10,963 --> 01:06:13,131
Do you want
to go downstairs?
1105
01:06:13,132 --> 01:06:15,900
You want to take a walk, get
a cup of coffee or something?
1106
01:06:21,974 --> 01:06:24,408
Yeah.
I'd like that.
1107
01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:37,608
Could you put us somewhere a little
further away from everybody else?
1108
01:08:37,609 --> 01:08:38,810
I have something
right over here.
1109
01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:44,682
That's better.
Thank you so much.
1110
01:08:48,020 --> 01:08:51,522
When somebody- we agreed
to do this, right?
1111
01:08:51,523 --> 01:08:54,425
We agreed to meet here and
have this kind of situation,
1112
01:08:54,426 --> 01:08:56,227
which is a transactional
situation like the one
1113
01:08:56,228 --> 01:08:58,696
you deal with all the time
in your business, right?
1114
01:08:58,697 --> 01:09:02,333
Now we're up to this part
where I'm asking you something
1115
01:09:02,334 --> 01:09:04,969
that would actually be
interesting to me,
1116
01:09:04,970 --> 01:09:06,904
and I feel you're
holding out on me.
1117
01:09:06,905 --> 01:09:11,608
I mean, the thing is that
the inner you is really-
1118
01:09:11,609 --> 01:09:13,811
I mean, there's-
1119
01:09:13,812 --> 01:09:17,215
in this business it's all
about appearance, right?
1120
01:09:17,216 --> 01:09:20,985
If you weren't beautiful, nobody'd
be paying to bang you, right?
1121
01:09:20,986 --> 01:09:23,454
To put it grossly,
right?
1122
01:09:23,455 --> 01:09:27,791
So the thing is that
if you weren't beautiful,
1123
01:09:27,792 --> 01:09:30,161
you wouldn't be
in this business.
1124
01:09:30,162 --> 01:09:32,763
Is that right?
1125
01:09:32,764 --> 01:09:35,233
Do we agree on that?
1126
01:09:35,234 --> 01:09:40,404
So suppose
I like your looks,
1127
01:09:40,405 --> 01:09:42,606
but I'm really much more
interested in the real you
1128
01:09:42,607 --> 01:09:46,310
because I get a sense from
looking at your picture-
1129
01:09:46,311 --> 01:09:48,846
I'm not talking about myself,
but say somebody else-
1130
01:09:48,847 --> 01:09:50,848
I got a feeling
looking at your picture
1131
01:09:50,849 --> 01:09:53,417
and also looking
into your eyes right now
1132
01:09:53,418 --> 01:09:55,452
and the way you're doing
that with your hair
1133
01:09:55,453 --> 01:09:58,089
and the way you're wearing
your little outfit there
1134
01:09:58,090 --> 01:10:00,824
and all that kind of stuff-
and I like your earrings-
1135
01:10:00,825 --> 01:10:03,827
and here's somebody I'd like
to get to know a little better.
1136
01:10:03,828 --> 01:10:06,864
So is that iron door
always gonna be closed?
1137
01:10:09,801 --> 01:10:11,869
For most people, yes.
1138
01:10:11,870 --> 01:10:14,105
Most?
1139
01:10:14,106 --> 01:10:16,274
It's possible that
there might be a crack
1140
01:10:16,275 --> 01:10:18,509
in that little door
you could walk through?
1141
01:10:18,510 --> 01:10:22,246
This kind of thing that you
could possibly get through?
1142
01:10:22,247 --> 01:10:25,549
I assume the armor in your
situation must be very thick,
1143
01:10:25,550 --> 01:10:27,785
just because
it has to be, right?
1144
01:10:27,786 --> 01:10:31,055
So what kind of guy
would it have to be?
1145
01:13:03,775 --> 01:13:06,143
- Hi, Naim.
- Hey, Chelsea.
1146
01:13:06,144 --> 01:13:08,179
- How are you?
- I'm well. How are you?
1147
01:13:08,180 --> 01:13:10,181
Good, thank you.
1148
01:13:10,182 --> 01:13:13,484
- You look lovely.
- Thanks.
1149
01:13:13,485 --> 01:13:17,888
But it's very important that you
vote for McCain- very important.
1150
01:13:17,889 --> 01:13:20,391
I know. We've had
this discussion.
1151
01:13:20,392 --> 01:13:24,528
The state of Israel
must continue.
1152
01:13:24,529 --> 01:13:27,131
He's the man.
1153
01:13:27,132 --> 01:13:29,800
Everybody's buying gold
'cause they think
1154
01:13:29,801 --> 01:13:34,505
it's a good hedge
against the stock market.
1155
01:13:34,506 --> 01:13:36,974
A friend of mine
told me that today,
1156
01:13:36,975 --> 01:13:40,111
actually said I should
invest my money in gold.
1157
01:13:42,180 --> 01:13:44,781
People think that
you should buy diamonds,
1158
01:13:44,782 --> 01:13:49,320
but diamonds don't really
have a resale value.
1159
01:13:49,321 --> 01:13:52,689
Unfortunately,
it's a myth.
1160
01:13:52,690 --> 01:13:55,126
Gold is
the way to go.
1161
01:14:14,312 --> 01:14:16,514
Here.