1 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,700 [ Squeaks ] 2 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:51,100 **[ Woman Singing ] 3 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:14,500 **[ Continues ] 4 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:36,200 **[ Continues ] 5 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:58,300 - **[ Continues ] - Good luck. 6 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:02,700 **[ Continues ] 7 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:05,000 [ Children Giggling ] 8 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:22,700 **[ Continues ] 9 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:35,600 - **[ Continues ] - [ Horn Honks ] 10 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,000 **[ Continues ] 11 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:25,500 **[ Ends ] 12 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:27,600 [ Bell Dings ] 13 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:41,600 Hi. Uh, I have an appointment with Emily Charlton? 14 00:03:41,700 --> 00:03:45,200 - Andrea Sachs? - Yes. 15 00:03:45,300 --> 00:03:48,800 Great. Human Resources certainly has an odd sense of humor. 16 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:50,800 Follow me. 17 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,100 Okay, so I was Miranda's second assistant... 18 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:58,300 but her first assistant recently got promoted, and so now I'm the first. 19 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,700 - Oh, and you're replacing yourself. - Well, I am trying. 20 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:03,200 Miranda sacked the last two girls after only a few weeks. 21 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:05,700 We need to find someone who can survive here. Do you understand? 22 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,800 Yeah. Of course. Who's Miranda? 23 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:11,200 Oh, my God. I will pretend you did not just ask me that. 24 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:14,100 She's the editor in chief of Runway, not to mention a legend. 25 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:18,200 You work a year for her, and you can get a job at any magazine you want. 26 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:20,600 A million girls would kill for this job. 27 00:04:20,700 --> 00:04:23,500 It sounds like a great opportunity. I'd love to be considered. 28 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,000 [ Giggling ] 29 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:29,500 Andrea, Runway is a fashion magazine... 30 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:32,600 so an interest in fashion is crucial. 31 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:35,100 What makes you think I'm not interested in fashion? 32 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:39,100 - [ Cell Phone Ringing ] - Oh, my God. 33 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,100 No! No! No! 34 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,300 What's wrong? 35 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,300 She's on her way. Tell everyone! 36 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,900 She's not supposed to be here until 9:00. 37 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Her driver just text messaged, and her facialist ruptured a disk. 38 00:04:57,100 --> 00:05:00,300 - God, these people! - [ Whistles, Whispers ] Who's that? 39 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,600 That I can't even talk about. 40 00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:06,200 All right, everyone! Gird your loins! 41 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:10,000 - [ Excited Chattering ] - Did somebody eat an onion bagel? 42 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:16,000 [ Exhales, Sniffs ] 43 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,500 [ Bell Dings ] 44 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,700 Sorry, Miranda. 45 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,700 [ Bell Dings ] 46 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:27,500 Move it! Ooh! 47 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:30,700 I don't understand why it's so difficult to confirm an appointment. 48 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:33,800 I know. I'm so sorry, Miranda. I actually did confirm last night. 49 00:06:33,900 --> 00:06:36,000 Details of your incompetence do not interest me. 50 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:39,900 Tell Simone I'm not going to approve that girl that she sent me for the Brazilian layout. 51 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,600 I asked for clean, athletic, smiling. She sent me dirty, tired and paunchy. 52 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:45,700 And R.S.V.P. Yes to the Michael Kors party. 53 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:49,800 I want the driver to drop me off at 9:30 and pick me up at 9:45 sharp. 54 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:54,100 - [ Whispers ] 9:45 sharp. - Call Natalie at Glorious Foods, tell her no for the 40th time. 55 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:57,300 No, I don't want dacquoise. I want tortes filled with warm rhubarb compote. 56 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:00,700 Then call my ex-husband and remind him the parent-teacher conference is at Dalton tonight. 57 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:05,300 Then call my husband, ask him to meet me for dinner at that place I went to with Massimo. 58 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:10,100 Tell Richard I saw the pictures that he sent for that feature on the female paratroopers... 59 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,000 and they're all so deeply unattractive. 60 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:15,300 Is it impossible to find a lovely, slender female paratrooper? 61 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:19,100 - No. - Am I reaching for the stars here? Not really. 62 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:24,100 Also, I need to see all the things that Nigel has pulled for Gwyneth's second cover try 63 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:27,100 I wonder if she's lost any of that weight yet Who's that? 64 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,500 Nobody. Um, uh- 65 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:33,900 Human Resources sent her up about the new assistant job, and I was preinterviewing her. 66 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,900 But she's hopeless and totally wrong for it. 67 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,900 Clearly I'm going to have to do that myself because the last two you sent me... 68 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,900 were completely inadequate 69 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,400 So send her in. That's all. 70 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,700 Right. 71 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:53,800 - She wants to see you. - Oh! She does? 72 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:55,800 Move! 73 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,600 - This is foul. Don't let her see it. Go! - That's- 74 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:04,600 [ Sighs ] 75 00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:11,400 Who are you? 76 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:14,100 Uh, my name is Andy Sachs. 77 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:17,200 I recently graduated from Northwestern University. 78 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:20,000 And what are you doing here? [ Clears Throat ] 79 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:24,500 Well, I think I could do a good job as your assistant. 80 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:28,000 And, um- 81 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:32,400 Yeah, I came to New York to be a journalist and sent letters out everywhere... 82 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:34,700 and then finally got a call from Elias-Clarke... 83 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:37,500 and met with Sherry up at Human Resources 84 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,900 Basically, it's this or Auto Universe 85 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:45,400 - So you don't read Runway? - Uh, no. 86 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:49,000 And before today, you had never heard of me 87 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:51,000 No. 88 00:08:51,100 --> 00:08:54,300 And you have no style or sense of fashion. 89 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:59,200 Well, um, I think that depends on what you're- 90 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:02,700 No, no. That wasn't a question. 91 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:09,200 Um, I was editor in chief of the Daily Northwestern 92 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:13,800 I also, um, won a national competition for college journalists... 93 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:16,700 with my series on thejanitors'union, which exposed the exploitation- 94 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:19,200 That's all 95 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:24,900 [ Scoffs ] 96 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,500 Yeah. You know, okay. 97 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,600 You're right. I don't fit in here. 98 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:32,800 I am not skinny or glamorous... 99 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:35,100 and I don't know that much about fashion 100 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,700 But I'm smart 101 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:39,800 I learn fast and I will work very hard. 102 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:42,400 I got the exclusive on the Cavalli for Gwyneth... 103 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:45,900 but the problem is, with that huge feathered headdress that she's wearing... 104 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,600 she looks like she's working the main stage at the Golden Nugget. 105 00:09:48,700 --> 00:09:52,400 Thank you for your time. 106 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:55,300 Who is that sad little person? 107 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:58,400 Are we doing a before-and-after piece I don't know about? 108 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,400 Brown and Law, please? Thank you. 109 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,800 - Andrea. - Hmm? 110 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:17,800 Wait You got a job at a fashion magazine? 111 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:19,900 - Mm-hmm. - What was it, a phone interview? 112 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,400 - [ Woman ] Wow - Ow! Don't be a jerk. 113 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:26,700 Miranda Priestly is famous for being unpredictable. 114 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:29,700 Okay, Doug How is it that you know who she is and I didn't? 115 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:32,300 - I'm actually a girl. - Oh! 116 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:35,600 - That would explain so much. - [ Doug ] Look, seriously 117 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:38,600 Miranda Priestly is a huge deal. I bet a million girls would kill for that job. 118 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:41,500 Yeah, great. The thing is I'm not one of them. 119 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,100 [ Woman ] Look, you gotta start somewhere, right? 120 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,200 I mean, look at this dump Nate works in. 121 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:49,000 I mean, come on. Paper napkins? Hello. 122 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:52,700 Yeah. And Lily, she works at that gallery doing, uh, you know- 123 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:56,000 Oh, I'm sorry. What exactly is it that you do anyway? 124 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:59,300 Well, lucky for me, I already have my dream job. 125 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:03,100 [ With Lily ] You're a corporate research analyst! 126 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:06,000 - Oh, you're right. My job sucks. - No! 127 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:08,000 - It sucks. I don't- It's boring. - It's all right Breathe 128 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,100 - I'm trying. - Here Take a drink 129 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:13,100 - I will have a drink I will have a drink - Ah, yes. 130 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:16,400 - I'd like to propose a toast. To jobs that pay the rent. - To jobs that pay the rent. 131 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,600 [ Lily ] Jobs that pay the rent. 132 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:22,200 Oh, baby. You should see the way these girls at Runway dress. 133 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:24,600 I don't have a thing to wear to work. 134 00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:27,100 Come on. You're gonna be answering phones and getting coffee. 135 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,300 You need a ball gown for that? 136 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,600 I think I might. 137 00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:35,000 Well, I happen to think you look great always. 138 00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:38,200 Aww! I think you're full of it. 139 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:40,800 [ Giggling ] 140 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:43,000 - Hey. Come on. Let's go home. - Yeah. 141 00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:46,200 I can think of something we can do that doesn't require any clothing. 142 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:48,200 - Really? - Mmm. 143 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:54,800 - [ Phone Ringing ] - **[ Woman Singing ] 144 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:57,700 Hello? 145 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,200 Andrea, Miranda decided to kill the autumn jacket story for September... 146 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:02,400 and she is pulling up the Sedona shoot from October. 147 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:06,400 You need to come into the office right this second and pick up her coffee order on the way. 148 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:07,500 - Now? - Now, get a pen and write this down 149 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,300 - Now? - Now, get a pen and write this down 150 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:13,200 I want one no-foam skimmed latte with an extra shot... 151 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,300 and three drip coffees with room for milk. 152 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:18,400 - Searing hot. And I mean hot. - [ Line Clicks ] 153 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:22,000 - **[ Continues ] - [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 154 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:24,000 Hello? 155 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:27,500 - [ Emily ] Where are you? - Oh, I'm almost there. Yeah. 156 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,500 Shoot! Oh! 157 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:33,600 **[ Ends ] 158 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:36,600 Is there some reason that my coffee isn't here? 159 00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:38,600 Has she died or something? 160 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:41,200 No. [ Whispers ] God. 161 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:48,600 Oh. Bloody time. 162 00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:52,500 - I hope you know that this is a very difficult job- - Mm-hmm. 163 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,500 For which you are totally wrong. 164 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:57,200 And if you mess up, my head is on the chopping block. 165 00:12:57,300 --> 00:13:00,100 Now, hang that up. Don't just fling it anywhere. 166 00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:12,900 Okay First of all, you and I answer the phones 167 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,100 The phone must be answered every single time it rings. 168 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,200 Calls roll to voice mail, and she gets very upset. 169 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:21,600 If I'm not here-Andrea, Andrea- 170 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,800 you are chained to that desk. 171 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,200 - Well, what if I need to- - What? No. 172 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:31,100 One time an assistant left the desk because she sliced her hand open with a letter opener... 173 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:34,000 and Miranda missed Lagerfeld 174 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:36,800 just before he boarded a 17-hour flight to Australia. 175 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,800 She now works at TVGuide 176 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:44,300 - Man the desk at all times. Got it. - [ Phone Rings ] 177 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:47,900 - Uh- - Miranda Priestly's office. 178 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,900 No, she's not available. 179 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,700 - Who is it? - [ Mouthing Words ] 180 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:58,000 Yes, I will tell her you called... yet again. 181 00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:01,600 - [ Bell Chimes ] - Right Remember, you and I have totally differentjobs 182 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:04,500 I mean, you get coffee- [ Scoffs ] and you run errands. 183 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:07,100 Yet I am in charge of her schedule... 184 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,400 her appointments and her expenses 185 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,400 And, um, most importantly, um... 186 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,900 I get to go with her to Paris for Fashion Week in the fall. 187 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,100 I get to wear couture. I go to all the shows and all the parties. 188 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,200 I meet all of the designers. It's divine. 189 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:25,400 Okay. Now, stay here. I'm going to the art department to give them the Book. 190 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:29,900 - The- - This is the Book. 191 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,800 Now, it is a mock-up of everything... 192 00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:34,900 in the current issue. 193 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,800 And we deliver it to Miranda's apartment every night, and she retu- 194 00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:40,900 Don't touch it. She returns it to us in the morning with her notes. 195 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,200 Now, the second assistant is supposed to do this... 196 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:48,200 but Miranda is very private and she does not like strangers in her house. 197 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:51,200 So until she decides that you are not a total psycho... 198 00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,700 I get the lovely task of waiting around for the Book. 199 00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:57,400 - [ Phone Rings ] - Oh, Emily? What do I do- 200 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,900 - Deal with it - [ Rings ] 201 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,400 [ Sighs ] 202 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,500 [ Rings ] 203 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,100 Hello. Mrs. Priestly's office. 204 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:10,200 Hmm. That's what I meant. Miranda Priestly's office. 205 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,300 [ Groans ] 206 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:16,600 Um, you know, she is in a meeting. Can I please take a message? 207 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:19,300 Uh-huh. 208 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:22,700 Okay. Can you please spell Gabbana? 209 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:26,200 - [ Line Clicks, Dial Tone Hums ] - Hello? 210 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,300 I guess not. 211 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:31,000 I guessed an eight and a half. 212 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:33,600 Um, uh, that's very nice of you... 213 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,500 but I don't think I need these 214 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:39,100 Miranda hired me. She knows what I look like. 215 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,500 - Do you? - [ Chuckles ] 216 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,800 Emily. 217 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:49,400 Emily? 218 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,500 She means you. 219 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:58,200 - Wejust cut on the bias - [ Miranda ] That's not what I asked you 220 00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,200 I couldn't have been clearer. There you are, Emily. 221 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:03,300 - How many times do I have to scream your name? - Actually, it's Andy. 222 00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:09,800 My name is Andy. Andrea, but, uh, everybody calls me Andy. 223 00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:16,200 [ Chuckles ] I need 10 or 15 skirts from Calvin Klein. 224 00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:20,400 - What kind of skirts do you- - Please bore someone else with your questions. 225 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:24,100 And make sure we have Pier 59 at 8::00 am tomorrow 226 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:28,000 Remind Jocelyn I need to see a few of those satchels that Marc is doing in the pony. 227 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:31,500 And then tell Simone I'll takeJackie if Maggie isn't available 228 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:35,300 - Did Demarchelier confirm? - D-Did D-Demarchel- 229 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:38,400 Demarchelier. Did he- Get him on the phone. 230 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:41,000 Uh, o- okay. 231 00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:45,400 - And, Emily? - Yes? 232 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,000 That's all. 233 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:02,200 It's just the cavalier disregard for clear directions- 234 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,800 [ Chattering Continues ] 235 00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:11,400 Do you have Demarchelier? 236 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,400 Uh, Demarchelier. 237 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:17,000 - [ Groans ] Leave it. - Do you have- 238 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,100 I have Miranda Priestly calling. 239 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,200 I have Patrick! 240 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:28,700 Uh, no, she called me in there and-and then she asked me about Pier 59. 241 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:32,600 And there was something about Simone, Frankie, someone else. 242 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:35,900 And, um, she needs skirts from Calvin Klein 243 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,600 And, uh, there was something about a pony 244 00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:41,500 - Did she say which skirts? - No No 245 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,400 - Did she say what kind? Color, shape, fabric? - I tried to ask her. 246 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,900 You may never ask Miranda anything. 247 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:51,100 Right. I will deal with all of this, and you will go to Calvin Klein. 248 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,700 Eh- Me? 249 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,400 Oh, I'm sorry. Do you have some prior commitment? 250 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,900 Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to? 251 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,900 Uh- 252 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,200 - [ Cell Phone Rings ] - Miranda? 253 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:18,200 - Are you there? - I'm about to walk in. I'll call you as soon as- 254 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,200 [ Line Clicks ] 255 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,300 - [ Cell Phone Rings ] - [ Horn Honks ] 256 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,300 - Hello? Hi. - [ Emily ] While you're out... 257 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:29,100 Miranda needs you to go to Hermes to pick up 25 scarves we ordered for her. 258 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,700 - Okay. - Cassidy forgot her homework at Dalton. Pick that up. 259 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:35,100 Miranda went out to meet with Meisel, and she will want more Starbucks when she gets back. 260 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,600 - Hot Starbucks. - Can you just repeat that first- 261 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:40,300 - [ Dial Tone Hums ] - Hello? 262 00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:46,100 Oh, my God. 263 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,500 What took you so long? I have to pee! 264 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,600 What? You haven't peed since I left? 265 00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:54,200 No, I haven't. I've been manning the desk, haven't I? I'm bursting. 266 00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:00,600 Oh, hi. 267 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:03,700 - [ Snaps Fingers ] - You do coat. Do the coat! 268 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:06,000 Okay. 269 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:08,600 Now, be prepared. The run-through is at 12:30. 270 00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:12,100 People are panicking, so the phone is going to be ringing off the hook 271 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,900 The ru-The run-through. Right. 272 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:18,200 Yes. Editors bring in options for the shoot, and Miranda chooses. 273 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,700 She chooses every single thing in every single issue. 274 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,400 Run-throughs are a huge deal. I don't know why you don't know that, Andrea. 275 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:26,200 - [ Woman ] Okay Are you ready? - [ Emily ] Oh, hi, hi. 276 00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:29,300 Right. Well, after the loo, Serena and I are going to lunch. 277 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,400 - This is her- the new me - Hi. 278 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,600 - Told you. - I thought you were kidding. 279 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,800 No, quite serious, yeah I get 20 minutes for lunch, and you get 15 280 00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:39,400 - When I come back, you can go. - Okay. 281 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,700 [ Serena ] What exactly is she wearing? 282 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,800 [ Giggling ] Her grandmother's skirt. 283 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,500 **[ Man Singing In French ] 284 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:57,000 Hmm. Corn chowder. 285 00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,500 That's an interesting choice 286 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:04,600 You do know that cellulite is one of the main ingredients in corn chowder. 287 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:07,200 **[ Man Singing In French Continues ] 288 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,200 So none of the girls here eat anything? 289 00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:15,900 Not since two became the new four and zero became the new two. 290 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,600 - Well, I'm a six. - Which is the new 14. 291 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,800 Oh. Shoot. 292 00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:28,800 Oh, never mind. I'm sure you have plenty more polyblend where that came from. 293 00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:33,400 - [ Cash Register Clicking ] - Okay. You think my clothes are hideous. 294 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,400 I get it. 295 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:38,000 But, you know, I'm not going to be in fashion forever... 296 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:41,600 so I don't see the point of changing everything about myself just because I have this job. 297 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,600 Yes, that's true. 298 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:47,500 That's really what this multibillion-dollar industry is all about anyway, isn't it? 299 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:51,700 - Inner beauty. - [ Cell Phone Rings ] 300 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,000 Hello. 301 00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:56,100 Right. Come on. 302 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,900 - Miranda's pushed the run-through up a half an hour. - Mmm! 303 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,300 - She's always 15 minutes early. - Which means? 304 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,700 - You're already late. Come. - Shoot! 305 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,300 Excuse me. 306 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,600 - [ Bell Dings ] - Mr. Ravitz. 307 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,800 Nigel. 308 00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:14,000 - Issue going well? - Oh, yes. Our best September ever. 309 00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:18,700 Great. Heard Miranda killed autumn jackets and pulled up the Sedona shoot. 310 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:21,600 What's that costing me? 311 00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:23,900 About 300,000. 312 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,200 Must have been some lousy jackets. 313 00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:29,700 - Irv Ravitz. - Oh, I'm sorry. 314 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,000 This is Andy Sachs, Miranda's new assistant. 315 00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:34,100 Congratulations, young lady. 316 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:37,400 A million girls would kill for that job. 317 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,400 Bye-bye. 318 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:42,700 - Hmm? - Chairman of Elias-Clarke, Irv Ravitz. 319 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:47,600 You know what they say? Tiny man, huge ego. 320 00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:53,100 No. And I've seen all this before. 321 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:56,100 Theyskens is trying to reinvent the drop waist, so actually it's- 322 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,300 - Where are all the other dresses? - We have some right here 323 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,600 - Stand, watch and listen. - And I think it can be very interesting- 324 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:07,100 No. No, I just- It's just baffling to me. 325 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,700 Why is it so impossible to put together a decent run-through? 326 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:15,600 You people have had hours and hours to prepare It's just so confusing to me 327 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,800 Where are the advertisers? 328 00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:21,000 - We have some pieces from Banana Republic. - We need more, don't we? 329 00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:25,000 - Oh. This is-This might be- What do you think of- - Yeah. 330 00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:26,700 Well, you know me 331 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,700 Give me a full ballerina skirt and a hint of saloon and I'm on board. 332 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:33,200 - But do you think it's too much like- - Like the Lacroix from July? 333 00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:36,200 I thought that, but no, not with the right accessories. It should work. 334 00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:40,900 Where are the belts for this dre- Why is no one ready? 335 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,300 Here. It's a tough call. 336 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,500 - They're so different. - [ Miranda ] Hmm 337 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,700 [ Snorts, Chuckles ] 338 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,500 Something funny? 339 00:22:57,100 --> 00:23:00,100 No. No, no. Nothing's- 340 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:04,100 You know, it's just that both those belts look exactly the same to me. 341 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:08,300 You know, I'm still learning about this stuff and, uh- 342 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,200 "This... stuff'? 343 00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:14,900 Oh Okay I see 344 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,200 You think this has nothing to do with you. 345 00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:20,600 You go to your closet 346 00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:25,400 and you select- I don't know- that lumpy blue sweater, for instance... 347 00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:28,400 because you're trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously 348 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,800 to care about what you put on your back. 349 00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:34,100 But what you don't know is that that sweater is not just blue. 350 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,700 It's not turquoise. It's not lapis. 351 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,000 It's actually cerulean. 352 00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:41,100 And you're also blithely unaware of the fact... 353 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:45,500 that in 2002, Oscar de la Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns 354 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:48,200 And then I think it was Yves Saint Laurent- wasn't it- 355 00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:50,200 who showed cerulean military jackets? 356 00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:52,700 - I think we need a jacket here. - Mmm. 357 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:56,600 And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of eight different designers 358 00:23:56,800 --> 00:24:00,000 And then it, uh, filtered down through the department stores 359 00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:01,100 and then trickled on down into some tragic Casual Corner... 360 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:04,100 and then trickled on down into some tragic Casual Corner... 361 00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:07,400 where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin 362 00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:10,200 However, that blue represents millions of dollars 363 00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:12,700 and countless jobs... 364 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,900 and it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice... 365 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,900 that exempts you from the fashion industry... 366 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,900 when, in fact... 367 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:24,400 you're wearing a sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room... 368 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:27,300 from a pile of stuff. 369 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:30,000 So then I said, "No, I couldn't see the difference 370 00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:32,400 between the two absolutely identical belts". 371 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:34,500 And you should have seen the look she gave me! 372 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,600 I thought the flesh was gonna melt off her face. 373 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,300 - [ Chuckles ] - It's not funny 374 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:43,600 She's not happy unless everyone around her is panicked, nauseous or suicidal. 375 00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:46,700 And the Clackers just worship her. 376 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,700 - The who? - They call them Clackers 377 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:52,100 The sound that their stilettos make in the marble lobby. 378 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,100 It's like, "Clack, clack, clack. Clack, clack." 379 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:58,000 [ Groans ] And they all act like they're curing cancer or something 380 00:24:58,100 --> 00:25:01,600 [ Chuckling ] The amount of time and energy... 381 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:06,200 that these people spend on these insignificant, minute details, and for what? 382 00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:09,800 So that tomorrow they can spend another $300,000 reshooting something... 383 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,900 that was probably fine to begin with 384 00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:14,900 to sell people things they don't need! 385 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:18,000 God! 386 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:21,400 - I'm not even hungry anymore. - What? 387 00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:24,400 - That is why those girls are so skinny. - Oh No, no, no 388 00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:27,000 Give me that. There's, like, eight dollars ofJarlsberg in there. 389 00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:30,100 [ Sighs ] You know what? 390 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,300 I just have to stick it out for a year. One year. 391 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,000 And then I can do what I came to New York to do. 392 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,400 But I can't let Miranda get to me. I won't. 393 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:42,500 Easy there, tiger. 394 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,800 - Oh, good morning, Miranda. - Get me Isaac. 395 00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:51,800 I don't see my breakfast here Are my eggs here? Where are my eggs? 396 00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:53,600 Excuse me! 397 00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:56,700 Pick up the Polaroids from the lingerie shoot 398 00:25:56,800 --> 00:26:00,400 Have the brakes checked on my car 399 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:02,800 - [ Truck Horn Honking ] - [ Gasps ] 400 00:26:02,900 --> 00:26:06,100 Where's that piece of paper I had in my hand yesterday morning? 401 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:11,100 The girls need new surfboards or boogie boards or something for spring break 402 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:14,500 - Hello. - The twins also need flip-flops. 403 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,500 - Ow! - Oh, my gosh! 404 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:21,600 Pick up my shoes from Blahnik, and then go get Patricia 405 00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:24,500 - Who's that? - Good girl! Good girl! Good girl! 406 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:28,400 Get me that little table that I liked at that store on Madison. 407 00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:31,600 Get us a reservation for dinner tonight at that place that got the good review 408 00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:34,400 - Get me Isaac - Thirty-six thank-you notes delivered today 409 00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:36,500 - Where is everyone? - Why is no one working? 410 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,300 [ Miranda's Voice Overlapping ] 411 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,700 Get me Demarchelier. 412 00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:50,600 I have Miranda Priestly calling for- Okay. 413 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,500 I have Patrick. 414 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,100 [ Sighs ] Thank God it's Friday, right? 415 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:06,800 At least Miranda will be in Miami, so we don't have to be on call this weekend 416 00:27:06,900 --> 00:27:08,800 You know, my dad's coming in from Ohio. 417 00:27:08,900 --> 00:27:11,600 Yeah, we're gonna go out to dinner, maybe see Chicago. 418 00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:13,700 You doing anything fun this weekend? 419 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,200 Yes. 420 00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:19,300 **[ Piano ] 421 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:22,200 [ Andy ] Yeah, Nate said it was great 422 00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:26,100 He actually- He applied here, but they wanted someone with more experience. 423 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,100 - Here. - Huh? What's this? 424 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,000 I don't want you to get behind on your rent. 425 00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:34,000 - Dad, how did you- - It's- 426 00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:37,000 I'm gonna kill Mom. [ Chuckles ] 427 00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:39,000 Dad, thank you. 428 00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:40,800 Mm-hmm. 429 00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:47,200 - It's really good to see you. - You too, honey. 430 00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:50,300 So, you want to start grilling me now... 431 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,500 or should we wait till after dinner? 432 00:27:52,700 --> 00:27:55,900 I thought I'd let you at least enjoy the bread basket first. 433 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,800 No, no, no. It's okay. Go right ahead. 434 00:27:57,900 --> 00:28:00,300 We're just a little worried, honey. 435 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,100 We get e-mails from you at your office at 2:00 a.m. 436 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,900 Your pay is terrible. You don't get to write anything. 437 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000 Hey, that's not fair. 438 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:10,400 I wrote those e-mails. 439 00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:13,800 I'm just trying to understand why someone who got accepted to Stanford Law... 440 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:17,700 turns it down to be a journalist, and now you're not even doing that. 441 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:21,000 Dad, you have to trust me. 442 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:23,800 Being Miranda's assistant opens a lot of doors. 443 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,500 Emily is going to Paris with Miranda in a few months... 444 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:31,400 and she's gonna meet editors and writers from every important magazine. 445 00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:33,500 And in a year, that could be me. 446 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,100 - All right? - Mm-hmm. 447 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,900 Dad, I swear, this is my break. 448 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,400 - This is my- my chance. - [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 449 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:44,600 This is my boss. 450 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,800 - I'm sorry, Dad. I have to take this. - Take it. Take it. 451 00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:53,100 - Hello. Miranda? - My flight has been canceled. 452 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,400 It's some absurd weather problem. 453 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:59,400 I need to get home tonight. The twins have a recital tomorrow morning at school. 454 00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:01,400 - What? - At school! 455 00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:03,800 - Absolutely. Let me see what I can do. - Good. 456 00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:06,800 Hi. Um, I know this is totally last minute... 457 00:29:06,900 --> 00:29:09,800 but I was hoping that you could maybe get a flight for my boss... 458 00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:11,900 from Miami to New York tonight? 459 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,900 Uh- 460 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,200 - [ Dad ] It's right here Thank you - [ Andy ] Yeah, any kind ofjet 461 00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:18,200 - From Miami to New York. - Thank you. 462 00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:20,200 - Yup, I need it tonight. I need it- - Ow! 463 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:22,300 - I thought you were going out the other- - Sweetie! No. 464 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,300 - It's over here, honey. - Tonight. 465 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:29,200 Hi I'm trying to get a flight tonight- for tonight- from Miami to New York 466 00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:32,600 Yes, I know there's a hurricane. 467 00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:35,400 Nothing is flying out? What do you mean, nothing is flying out? 468 00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:38,900 It's for Miranda Priestly, and I know that she's a client of yours. 469 00:29:39,100 --> 00:29:43,300 Yes. Yes, hi. I need a jet tonight from Miami to New York. 470 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:47,200 Yeah. Sorry. Hold on. Hello? Miranda, hi. 471 00:29:47,300 --> 00:29:50,900 I'm trying to get you a flight, but no one is flying out because of the weather. 472 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000 Please. It's just- I don't know- drizzling. 473 00:29:54,100 --> 00:29:56,700 - [ Thunderclap ] - Someone must be getting out. 474 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,700 Call Donatella. Get her jet. 475 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,200 Call everybody else that we know that has a jet. Irv? 476 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:04,000 Call every- This is your responsibi- This is yourjob 477 00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:06,000 Get me home. 478 00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:08,800 Oh, my God! She's going to murder me. 479 00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:12,600 What does she want you to do, call the National Guard and have her airlifted out of there? 480 00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:14,700 Of course not. Could I do that? 481 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,000 Come on. 482 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,000 Come on. 483 00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:21,500 The girls' recital was absolutely wonderful. 484 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,800 They played Rachmaninoff. Everyone loved it. 485 00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:26,100 Everyone except me... 486 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:30,300 because, sadly, I was not there. 487 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,700 Miranda, I'm so sorry. 488 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,800 Do you know why I hired you? 489 00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:38,000 I always hire the same girl- 490 00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:41,600 stylish, slender, of course... 491 00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:43,600 worships the magazine 492 00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:46,700 But so often, they turn out to be- 493 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:50,200 I don't know- disappointing and, um... 494 00:30:50,300 --> 00:30:52,200 stupid. 495 00:30:52,300 --> 00:30:57,300 So you, with that impressive résumé 496 00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,500 and the big speech about your so-called work ethic- 497 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,500 I, um- I thought you would be different. 498 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,200 I said to myself, go ahead 499 00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:08,900 Take a chance. 500 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,300 Hire the smart, fat girl. 501 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,300 [ Clears Throat ] I had hope 502 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,500 My God I live on it 503 00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:22,900 Anyway, you ended up disappointing me more than, um- 504 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:26,900 more than any of the other silly girls. 505 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:33,400 Um, I really did everything I could think of. 506 00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:35,900 - Uh- - That's all. 507 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:47,900 Excuse me! Where do you think you're going? 508 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,200 She hates me, Nigel. 509 00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:12,400 And that's my problem because- 510 00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:14,500 Oh, wait. No, it's not my problem. 511 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:19,000 I don't know what else I can do because if I do something right, it's unacknowledged. 512 00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:21,100 She doesn't even say thank you. 513 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:25,500 But if I do something wrong, she is vicious 514 00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:30,200 - So quit. - What? 515 00:32:30,300 --> 00:32:32,300 - Quit. - Quit? 516 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:36,900 I can get another girl to take your job in five minutes- one who really wants it. 517 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,500 No, I don't want to quit. That's not fair. 518 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:43,900 But, you know, I'm just saying that I would just like a little credit... 519 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,500 for the fact that I'm killing myself trying. 520 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,100 Andy, be serious. 521 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,600 You are not trying. 522 00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:54,500 - You are whining. - L- 523 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,300 What is it that you want me to say to you, huh? 524 00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:02,300 Do you want me to say, "Poor you. Miranda's picking on you. Poor you. Poor Andy"? 525 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,800 Hmm? Wake up, six. 526 00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:07,400 She's just doing herjob 527 00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:09,800 Don't you know that you are working at the place... 528 00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:12,300 that published some of the greatest artists of the century? 529 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,900 Halston, Lagerfeld, de la Renta 530 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,300 And what they did, what they created... 531 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:23,200 was greater than art because you live your life in it. 532 00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:28,900 Well, not you, obviously, but some people. 533 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,600 You think this is just a magazine, hmm? 534 00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:33,700 This is not just a magazine. 535 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:38,200 This is a shining beacon of hope for- 536 00:33:38,300 --> 00:33:40,300 oh, I don't know- 537 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:43,300 let's say a young boy growing up in Rhode Island with six brothers... 538 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,600 pretending to go to soccer practice when he was really going to sewing class... 539 00:33:46,700 --> 00:33:50,000 and reading Runway under the covers at night with a flashlight. 540 00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:52,600 You have no idea how many legends have walked these halls. 541 00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:54,900 And what's worse, you don't care. 542 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,900 Because this place, where so many people would die to work 543 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,100 you only deign to work. 544 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,600 And you want to know why she doesn't kiss you on the forehead... 545 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:10,200 and give you a gold star on your homework at the end of the day. 546 00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:13,200 Wake up, sweetheart. 547 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:18,500 [ Sighs ] 548 00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:23,200 - Okay. So I'm screwing it up. - Mmm. 549 00:34:23,300 --> 00:34:25,600 I don't want to 550 00:34:25,700 --> 00:34:28,400 I just wish that I knew what I could do to- 551 00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:36,100 - [ Sighs ] Nigel? - Hmm? 552 00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,100 Nigel, Nigel. 553 00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:41,600 No. 554 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,900 I don't know what you expect me to do. 555 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,600 There's nothing in this whole closet that'll fit a size six 556 00:34:48,700 --> 00:34:51,200 I can guarantee you 557 00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:54,800 These are all sample sizes- two and four. 558 00:34:54,900 --> 00:34:59,100 - All right. We're doing this for you. And- - A poncho? 559 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,700 You'll take what I give you and you'll like it. 560 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,900 - We're doing this Dolce for you. - Hmm! 561 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,400 And shoes. 562 00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:11,000 - Jimmy Choo's. - Hmm. 563 00:35:11,100 --> 00:35:14,100 - Manolo Blahnik. - Wow. 564 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,800 Nancy Gonzalez. Love that. 565 00:35:16,900 --> 00:35:19,300 Okay, Narciso Rodriguez. This we love. 566 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:23,100 - Uh, it might fit. It might. - What? 567 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,800 Okay. Now, Chanel. You're in desperate need of Chanel. Darling, shall we? 568 00:35:26,900 --> 00:35:31,100 We have to get to the beauty department, and God knows how long that's going to take. 569 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,300 [ Groans ] 570 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,900 I mean, I have no idea why Miranda hired her. 571 00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:38,800 Me neither. The other day, we were in the beauty department. 572 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,500 She held up the Shu Uemura eyelash curler and said, "What is this?" 573 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,800 [ Laughing ] 574 00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:47,500 I just knew from the moment I saw her... 575 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,400 she was going to be a complete and utter disas- 576 00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:02,800 - [ Phone Rings ] - Miranda Priestly's office. 577 00:36:02,900 --> 00:36:06,300 No, actually, she's not available, but I'll leave word 578 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:10,200 Okay, thanks. Bye. [ Clears Throat ] 579 00:36:10,300 --> 00:36:12,300 How did- [ Grunts ] 580 00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:15,900 - Are you wearing the- - The Chanel boots? 581 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,600 Yeah, I am. 582 00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:20,600 You look good. 583 00:36:22,100 --> 00:36:24,500 - Oh, God. - What? 584 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,100 - She does. - Oh, shut up, Serena. 585 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,500 - See you guys tomorrow. - Good night, man. Take it easy. 586 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,700 Take care of that finger, huh? 587 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,000 So, what do you think? 588 00:36:58,100 --> 00:37:01,900 Uh, I think we better get out of here... 589 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,500 before my girlfriend sees me. 590 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:09,600 **[ Woman Singing ] 591 00:37:18,100 --> 00:37:21,200 - **[ Continues ] - [ Horn Honking ] 592 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,600 **[ Continues ] 593 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,100 [ Cell Phone Rings ] 594 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,600 - **[ Continues ] - The gowns are fabulous. 595 00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:58,100 Mm-hmm. We're gonna use the burgundy. 596 00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:08,900 - Gotta find- - **[ Ends ] 597 00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:12,500 So we spent a whole semester on potatoes alone. 598 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,400 You take the fry and squeeze it. 599 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:17,500 - See how firm that is? - Hey. Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late. 600 00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:21,100 There was a crisis in the accessories department. 601 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,200 - I needed to find a python headband. - Python's hot right now. 602 00:38:24,300 --> 00:38:28,000 I have exciting presents for all of you 603 00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:30,800 Are you ready? 604 00:38:30,900 --> 00:38:34,500 - What is that? - It's a Bang & Olufsen phone. 605 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,300 Charlie Rose sent it to Miranda for her birthday 606 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,500 I looked it up on line. It's $1,100. 607 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,300 - What? - Wow! 608 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:45,700 And I have some products. Mason Pearson hairbrushes. 609 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,200 - A little Clinique. - Ooh! 610 00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:51,800 - Oh, damn it. I love your job. - Oh! One more 611 00:38:51,900 --> 00:38:54,900 - A little thing. - [ Gasps ] 612 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,000 - Do you want it? You want- Oh. - Gimme! Gimme, gimme, gimme! 613 00:38:58,100 --> 00:39:01,000 - I think she likes it. - Oh, my God! This is the new MarcJacobs! 614 00:39:01,100 --> 00:39:03,500 This is sold out everywhere. Where did you get this? 615 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:06,000 Miranda didn't want it, so- 616 00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:10,100 No, no, no, no, no. This bag is, like, $1,900. I cannot take this from you. 617 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,700 - [ Cackles ] - Yeah, you can. 618 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,600 - Why do women need so many bags? - Shut up. 619 00:39:15,700 --> 00:39:18,900 You have one. You put all your junk in it, and that's it. You're done. 620 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,900 Fashion is not about utility. 621 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,700 An accessory is merely a piece of iconography... 622 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,700 used to express individual identity. 623 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:29,200 - Oh! And it's pretty. - That too. 624 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:33,000 Yeah. But the thing is, it turns out there is more to Runway than just fancy purses. 625 00:39:33,100 --> 00:39:37,000 Look, here's an essay byJay Mclnerney, a piece byJoan Didion 626 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,300 Even an interview with Christiane Amanpour 627 00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,700 - Looks like someone's been drinking the Kool-Aid. - What do you- 628 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:47,300 - [ Cell Phone Ringing ] - I got it. It's-Yup, the Dragon Lady. 629 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,300 - Oh, Miranda? - Let me talk to her. 630 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,400 - I need that. - I'll tell her to get her own scrambled eggs. 631 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:55,200 Lily, no, no, no! Put that thing up! I was gonna answer it! 632 00:39:55,300 --> 00:39:58,200 It's gonna make- Give me the... phone. 633 00:39:58,300 --> 00:40:00,200 [ Beeps ] 634 00:40:00,300 --> 00:40:03,300 - [ Sputters ] - Hi, Miranda 635 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,400 - Ooh. Shh. - Absolutely. 636 00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:09,600 - Shh! - Uh-huh. I'm leaving right now. 637 00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:14,800 You know, you guys didn't have to be such assholes. 638 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,900 [ Rings ] 639 00:40:31,300 --> 00:40:33,800 **[ Electronica ] 640 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:38,400 **[ Woman Singing ] 641 00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:48,100 Um, excuse me. 642 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,800 I'm looking forJames Holt. 643 00:40:50,900 --> 00:40:53,400 Um, that's him right there. 644 00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:56,100 - Oh. Thanks. - No problem. 645 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,900 - I put my stuff out there, and I pray they improve. - Really? 646 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,200 - Excuse me. - Hi. 647 00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:03,900 I'm Andy. I'm picking up for Miranda Priestly. 648 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,700 Oh, yes. You must be the new Emily. 649 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,400 - [ Chuckling ] - Nice to meet you. 650 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:13,000 - Oh, let me see that bag. Very, very nice. - Ah. 651 00:41:13,100 --> 00:41:16,600 Distressed, studded leather, pieced by hand, finished with a metallic fringe. 652 00:41:16,700 --> 00:41:19,600 [ Clicks Tongue ] Very nice, indeed. Who made that fantastic thing? 653 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,800 You. 654 00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:25,900 Hmm. Duh. This way. 655 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,800 Uh, here we go. 656 00:41:30,900 --> 00:41:33,200 It's a sketch of Miranda's dress for the benefit. 657 00:41:33,300 --> 00:41:36,300 Also the centerpiece of my spring collection. Top secret stuff. 658 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,500 - I'll guard it with my life. - Please do. 659 00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:40,900 Come on. You're working for Miranda Priestly now. 660 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:45,700 You must be in desperate need of hard liquor. 661 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,100 Excuse us, girls. 662 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,200 She'll have the punch. 663 00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:52,200 [ Clears Throat ] 664 00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:55,800 It's deadly. Have fun. 665 00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:57,900 **[ Man Singing ] 666 00:42:01,300 --> 00:42:03,700 - He's right, you know. - Hmm? 667 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,700 The punch. I drank it atJames's last party. 668 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:10,500 I woke up in Hoboken wearing nothing but a poncho and a cowboy hat. 669 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:14,000 - **[ Continues ] - Ah. Well. 670 00:42:14,100 --> 00:42:16,300 - Wise. - [ Chuckling ] 671 00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:19,400 - Uh, hi. - Christian Thompson. 672 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,100 Christian Thompson? You're kidding. 673 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:26,800 No, you're-You write for, like, every magazine I love. 674 00:42:26,900 --> 00:42:30,400 I actually- I reviewed your collection of essays for my college newspaper. 675 00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:34,400 Did you mention my good looks and my killer charm? 676 00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:36,800 - No, but- - What do you do? 677 00:42:36,900 --> 00:42:41,400 Oh. Well, I want to work for somewhere like The New Yorker or Vanity Fair 678 00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:43,500 - I am a writer too. - Is that right? 679 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,700 - Mm-hmm. - I should read your stuff. Why don't you send it over? 680 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,100 Yeah? 681 00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:52,900 That would be-Thank you. That would be great. [ Giggling ] 682 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,400 But actually, right now, I'm working as Miranda Priestly's assistant. 683 00:42:56,500 --> 00:42:58,900 Oh, you're kidding. Well, that's too bad. 684 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:03,000 That's-Whoa. You'll never survive Miranda. 685 00:43:04,700 --> 00:43:08,000 - Excuse me? - Well, you seem nice, smart. 686 00:43:08,100 --> 00:43:10,200 You can't do that job. 687 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,100 Gotta go. 688 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,100 Okay. 689 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:19,800 Well, it was very, very nice to meet you, Miranda girl. 690 00:43:34,700 --> 00:43:36,700 Emily? 691 00:43:44,900 --> 00:43:49,100 Call James Holt's office Tell them I want to move the preview up to today at 12::30 692 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:52,000 Tell everybody else. Be ready to leave in half an hour. 693 00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:55,800 But we're not expected until Tuesday Did she say why? 694 00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:58,700 Yes. Yeah, she explained every detail of her decision making. 695 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,800 And then we brushed each other's hair and gabbed about American Idol 696 00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:03,800 I see your point. 697 00:44:03,900 --> 00:44:06,200 - [ Andy ] What's a preview anyway? - Good morning, Miranda. 698 00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:09,300 [ Nigel ] Miranda insists upon seeing all the designers'collections 699 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,300 before they show them 700 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,300 - Great to see you. - Hello, James. 701 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,400 - [ Andy ] And she tells them what she thinks? - [ Nigel ] In her way 702 00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:20,000 Uh, this season really began for me with a meditation... 703 00:44:20,100 --> 00:44:22,700 on the intersection between East and West 704 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:26,300 [ Nigel ] There's a scale One nod is good Two nods is very good 705 00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:30,500 There's only been one actual smile on record, and that was Tom Ford in 2001 706 00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:32,600 An obi belt. 707 00:44:32,700 --> 00:44:34,800 [ Nigel ] She doesn't like it, she shakes her head 708 00:44:34,900 --> 00:44:38,700 This is the dress that we have designed specifically and exclusively for you. 709 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:41,700 [ Nigel ] Then, of course, there's the pursing of the lips 710 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,600 [ Andy ] Which means? 711 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,700 [ Nigel ] Catastrophe 712 00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:53,000 [ Whispers ] Just, uh-Just go. 713 00:44:53,100 --> 00:44:56,800 - I just don't understand. I'm appalled. - It's absurd. Appalled. 714 00:44:56,900 --> 00:44:59,200 - You deal with it. - I'll talk to him. 715 00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:03,400 So because she pursed her lips, he's gonna change his entire collection? 716 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,500 You still don't get it, do you? 717 00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,600 Her opinion is the only one that matters. 718 00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:13,700 - Call my husband and confirm dinner. - At Pastis? Done. 719 00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,700 And I'll need a change of clothes. 720 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:20,800 Well, I've already messengered your outfit over to the shoot. 721 00:45:20,900 --> 00:45:25,600 Fine. And, Andrea, I would like you to deliver the Book to my home tonight. 722 00:45:25,700 --> 00:45:28,200 - Have Emily give you the key. - Mm-hmm. 723 00:45:30,100 --> 00:45:32,800 - Guard this with your life. - Of course. 724 00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:38,800 You know, if I can deliver the Book, that means I must have done something right. 725 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,900 I'm not a psycho. 726 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,400 Oh, and, you know, she called me Andrea? 727 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,200 I mean, she didn't call me Emily, which is- Isn't that great? 728 00:45:46,300 --> 00:45:48,900 Yeah, whoopee. Right. 729 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:54,900 Now, it's very important that you do exactly what I'm about to tell you. 730 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,900 Oh. Okay. 731 00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,200 [ Emily ] The Book is assembled by 10::00, 10::30 732 00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:03,700 and you must wait around for it until then 733 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:07,400 You will be delivering Miranda's dry cleaning with the Book. 734 00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:13,400 Now, the car will take you straight to Miranda's townhouse 735 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,000 You let yourself in 736 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,700 Andrea. You do not talk to anyone. 737 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,900 Do not look at anyone. 738 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,600 This is of the utmost importance. You must be invisible. 739 00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:29,000 - Do you understand? - Uh-huh. 740 00:46:29,100 --> 00:46:32,500 You open the door and you walk across the foyer 741 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:37,200 You hang the dry cleaning in the closet across from the staircase 742 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:47,800 - Uh- - And you leave the Book on the table with the flowers 743 00:46:52,300 --> 00:46:54,500 [ Panting ] 744 00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:59,500 - Shit! - [ Girl ] It's that door to the left 745 00:47:01,100 --> 00:47:03,600 Okay. 746 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,100 [ Whispers ] Thank you. 747 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:18,200 - You can give the Book to us. - Shh. Which-Which table? 748 00:47:18,300 --> 00:47:20,900 - It's okay Come on up - No, I can't. I can't. 749 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000 - What? It's okay. - Come on. 750 00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,600 - Yeah, come on It's okay - Please stop talking. 751 00:47:25,700 --> 00:47:29,300 Or you can bring the Book upstairs. Emily does it all the time. 752 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:33,400 She does? Right. She does, all the time. 753 00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:36,500 Yeah? Okay. 754 00:47:39,100 --> 00:47:43,100 [ Giggling ] 755 00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:46,700 [ Miranda ] What did you expect me to do, walk out in the middle of a cover shoot? 756 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,900 [ Man ] I rushed out of an investment committee meeting 757 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,700 and I sat there waiting for you for almost an hour. 758 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,300 I told you the cell phones didn't work Nobody could get a signal out 759 00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,500 [ Man ] I knew what everyone in that restaurant was thinking- 760 00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:59,400 there he is, waiting for her again. 761 00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:26,100 - Okay, okay! Okay, okay. - Oh, no. Shh! 762 00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:28,400 It really wasn't that big a deal. I promise. 763 00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:31,000 The twins said hello, so I said hello back. 764 00:48:31,100 --> 00:48:35,000 - Then I went up the stairs to give her the Book and- - You went upstairs? 765 00:48:35,100 --> 00:48:38,900 Oh, my God. Why didn't you just climb into bed with her and ask for a bedtime story? 766 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,000 Okay, I made a mistake. I know. 767 00:48:42,100 --> 00:48:43,800 Andrea, you don't understand. 768 00:48:43,900 --> 00:48:46,900 If you get fired, that might jeopardize Paris for me. 769 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:51,000 If that happens, I will search every Blimpie's in the tristate area until I track you down. 770 00:48:51,100 --> 00:48:53,100 She's gonna fire me? 771 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:56,100 I don't know. She's not happy. 772 00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:58,200 [ Miranda ] Andrea? 773 00:48:59,900 --> 00:49:02,100 [ Snaps Fingers ] 774 00:49:08,700 --> 00:49:10,700 Miranda, about last night, l- 775 00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:13,300 I need the new Harry Potter book for the twins. 776 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:16,900 Okay. Okay. I'll go down to Barnes & Noble right now. 777 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:21,700 Did you fall down and smack your little head on the pavement? 778 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,400 Not that I can recall. 779 00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:28,400 We have all the published Harry Potter books. The twins want to know what happens next. 780 00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:31,900 You want the unpublished manuscript? 781 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,900 We know everyone in publishing It shouldn't be a problem, should it? 782 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,200 And you can do anything, right? 783 00:49:41,300 --> 00:49:45,600 [ Cell Phone Rings ] 784 00:49:45,700 --> 00:49:48,800 Yes, Bobbsey. I know, baby. 785 00:49:48,900 --> 00:49:51,400 Mommy's working very hard to get it for you. 786 00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:53,400 She doesn't get it. 787 00:49:53,500 --> 00:49:57,300 I could call frickin'J.K. Rowling herself. I'm not gonna get a copy of that book. 788 00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,600 My girls are leaving on the train for their grandmother's at 4::00 789 00:49:59,700 --> 00:50:02,200 so the book better be here no later than 3:00. 790 00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:06,900 - Of course! - And I would like my steak here in 15 minutes. 791 00:50:07,100 --> 00:50:09,600 No problem! [ Panting ] 792 00:50:09,700 --> 00:50:13,100 Okay I have four hours to get the impossible manuscript 793 00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:17,500 Smith & Wollensky's doesn't open until 11:30. How am I gonna get the steak? 794 00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:21,200 Okay I will be back in 15 minutes 795 00:50:21,300 --> 00:50:23,500 - Wish me luck! - No. Shan't. 796 00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:27,600 Yes, yes, yes, yes. I've been on hold. It's for Miranda Priestly. 797 00:50:27,700 --> 00:50:29,600 It's very important. 798 00:50:29,700 --> 00:50:32,000 Yes, I know it's impossible to get... 799 00:50:32,100 --> 00:50:35,600 but, well, I was wondering if you could make the impossible possible... 800 00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:37,700 if that's at all possible. [ Laughing ] 801 00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:41,300 Yes, I'm calling about the Harry Potter manuscript 802 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:44,200 Uh, no Unpublished 803 00:50:44,300 --> 00:50:46,600 Not a chance? 804 00:50:46,700 --> 00:50:48,700 Tell her that it's for Miranda Priestly. 805 00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:50,900 'Cause I think it makes a difference. 806 00:50:54,900 --> 00:50:57,700 Let me call you back. 807 00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,700 You probably don't remember me We met atJames Holt's party 808 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:02,800 I'm Miranda Priestly's assistant. 809 00:51:02,900 --> 00:51:06,000 The Harry Potter manuscript? Oh, you're kidding. 810 00:51:06,100 --> 00:51:09,600 Uh, sorry to ask, but I'm desperate. 811 00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:12,900 Just tell her it can't be done. You'll have to come up with a Plan "B." 812 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,500 Well, this is Miranda Priestly we're talking about. 813 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,700 There is no Plan "B." There's only Plan "A." 814 00:51:17,900 --> 00:51:21,200 Is she back? Am I fired? 815 00:51:21,300 --> 00:51:24,100 I rarely say this to people who aren't me... 816 00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:27,000 but you have got to calm down. 817 00:51:27,100 --> 00:51:29,000 Bloody hell! 818 00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:36,500 Coat, bag. 819 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:42,600 What's that? Oh, I don't want that. I'm having lunch with Irv. 820 00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:45,800 I'll be back at 3:00. I'd like my Starbucks waiting. 821 00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:50,900 Oh, and if you don't have that Harry Potter book by then 822 00:51:51,100 --> 00:51:53,700 don't even bother coming back 823 00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:06,400 [ Phone Rings ] 824 00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:08,900 Hello. 825 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,900 Quit? Are you sure? 826 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000 I failed. She's gonna fire me anyway. 827 00:52:13,100 --> 00:52:15,600 - I might as well beat her to the punch. - Wow. 828 00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:19,600 Andy, good for you. Congratulations. You're free. 829 00:52:19,700 --> 00:52:22,700 - Yeah. Well, listen, I'll call you later. - Okay. 830 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,300 - [ Line Clicks, Phone Rings ] - Hello. 831 00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,400 I'm brilliant. No, really. 832 00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:31,700 - Monuments should be erected in my honor. - You didn't. 833 00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,300 Oh, yes. A friend of a friend does the cover art... 834 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,300 and she happens to have the manuscript. 835 00:52:38,300 --> 00:52:42,500 Oh, no, 'cause that would mean that I actually did something right. 836 00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:45,900 [ Chuckles ] It's just- Oh! 837 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,900 The thing is, Christian, I was just- 838 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:51,300 Look, you want this thing, you better hurry. I'll meet you at the St. Regis. 839 00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,100 - Excuse me. - [ Horn Honks ] 840 00:53:12,900 --> 00:53:15,700 - Welcome to the St. Regis. May I assist you with anything? - Oh. Yes. 841 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,900 - Uh, I'm meeting someone at the King Cole Bar. - Right this way. 842 00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:23,400 Hi. 843 00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:26,100 - You have one hour. - Thank you. 844 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:40,600 One copy. What are my twins gonna do with that? Share? 845 00:53:40,700 --> 00:53:42,600 Oh, no, I made two copies... 846 00:53:42,700 --> 00:53:46,200 and had them covered, reset and bound so that they wouldn't look like manuscripts. 847 00:53:46,300 --> 00:53:50,100 This is an extra copy to have on file. You know, just in case. 848 00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:53,100 Well, where are these fabulous copies? I don't see them anywhere. 849 00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:56,000 [ Whistle Blows ] 850 00:53:56,100 --> 00:53:59,200 [ Andy ] They're with the twins, on the train on the way to Grandma's 851 00:54:01,900 --> 00:54:03,800 Is there anything else I can do for you? 852 00:54:05,700 --> 00:54:09,200 Mm-mmm. That's all. 853 00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:10,900 Okay. 854 00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:26,100 [ Door Opens ] 855 00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:29,700 - Hey - Hey. I went to Dean & Deluca. 856 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:32,800 Man, they charge, like, five dollars a strawberry there. 857 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:36,400 But I figure since you quit your job... 858 00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:38,600 we should celebrate. 859 00:54:38,700 --> 00:54:41,700 - Listen, Nate. - Wait a minute. 860 00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:44,700 You quit your job, but you're still working on the twins' science project? 861 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,200 Well, that's big of you. 862 00:54:49,300 --> 00:54:52,800 Okay, after we talked, I realized... 863 00:54:52,900 --> 00:54:58,000 it doesn't make sense throwing away all those months of hard work 864 00:54:58,100 --> 00:55:00,400 I just had a moment of weakness, that's all. 865 00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:03,900 Yeah, well, either that, or your job sucks and your boss is a wacko. 866 00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:10,800 All right. Whatever. It's your job. 867 00:55:13,900 --> 00:55:16,100 Nate 868 00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,400 Come on. 869 00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:20,500 I'm still the same person I was. 870 00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:24,100 I still want the same things. Okay? 871 00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:28,300 - Mm-hmm. - I promise. Same Andy, better clothes. 872 00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:31,500 - [ Giggles ] - I like the old clothes. 873 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,600 Really? 874 00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:38,700 Well, what about these necklaces? Do you like them? 875 00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:43,700 No? And this dress, it's new. 876 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,800 Eh. 877 00:55:45,900 --> 00:55:49,600 Well, there is one other thing that's new... 878 00:55:49,700 --> 00:55:51,700 that I thought you might like. 879 00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:55,300 But, uh-What about this? 880 00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:59,100 You don't like it. I should better do- 881 00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,200 No, no, no, no. 882 00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:04,000 **[ Woman Singing ] 883 00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:20,100 **[ Ends ] 884 00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:23,300 Is this number two look? This is number two? 885 00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:27,600 - Hi. - Hi. All right. Turn around for me, darling. 886 00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:29,900 Oh, I get it. I get it. I get it. 887 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,100 The piece is called "urban jungle,"right? 888 00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:35,700 Yes, the modern woman unleashes the animal within to take on the big city. 889 00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:38,700 [ Growls ] Good. Go. 890 00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:42,300 [ Sighs ] Sometimes I can't believe I talk about this crap all day. 891 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,900 - Bobby, come here. Let me see. - Oh, thank you. 892 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,200 - Make sure Miranda gets these as soon as possible. - Mm-hmm. 893 00:56:47,300 --> 00:56:49,500 And tell her I switched in the Dior for the Rocha. 894 00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:54,100 - Oh, great. Can't wait. - Excuse me. 895 00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,500 - Can we adjust the attitude? - I'm sorry. 896 00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,800 - Don't make me feed you to one of the models. - I'm sorry. 897 00:56:59,900 --> 00:57:01,800 It's a busy day. 898 00:57:01,900 --> 00:57:04,200 My personal life is hanging by a thread, that's all. 899 00:57:04,300 --> 00:57:07,600 Join the club. That's what happens when you start doing well at work, darling. 900 00:57:07,700 --> 00:57:10,800 Let me know when your whole life goes up in smoke. 901 00:57:10,900 --> 00:57:12,900 That means it's time for a promotion. 902 00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:23,500 No. All right, February, back of the issue. 903 00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:26,200 Did anybody speak with Salma's people yet? 904 00:57:26,300 --> 00:57:29,000 Yes, but she'd rather do a summer cover because she has a movie coming out 905 00:57:29,100 --> 00:57:33,300 No. Also, I'm pulling the Toobin piece on the Supreme Court women- 906 00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:35,100 woman. 907 00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:37,600 And I need to see a new draft on that piece 908 00:57:37,700 --> 00:57:40,100 about shopping for a plastic surgeon- It's dull. 909 00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:44,700 And this layout for the Winter Wonderland spread 910 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,100 Not wonderful yet. 911 00:57:47,300 --> 00:57:49,100 Oh, okay. L-I'll look at it. 912 00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:51,700 What about Testino? Where are we on that? 913 00:57:51,900 --> 00:57:53,900 Zac Posen's doing some very sculptural suits. 914 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,900 So I suggested that, uh, Testino shoot them at the Noguchi Garden. 915 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,800 Perfect. 916 00:57:58,900 --> 00:58:01,500 Thank God somebody came to work today 917 00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:04,300 What about accessories for April? 918 00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:07,900 One thought I had was enamel. Um, bangles, pendants, earrings. 919 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,100 No. We did that two years ago. What else? 920 00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:13,500 Um, well, they're showing a lot of florals right now, so I was thinking- 921 00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:18,000 Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking. 922 00:58:18,100 --> 00:58:20,600 But we thought about shooting them in an industrial space 923 00:58:20,700 --> 00:58:23,500 We thought the contrast between the femininity of the florals... 924 00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:26,400 and the more raw, rough-hewn background would create this wonderful tension between- 925 00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:27,500 - No. - Which? 926 00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:29,200 - No. - Which? 927 00:58:29,300 --> 00:58:32,400 - [ Emily Coughing ] - No. 928 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,800 [ Coughing Continues ] 929 00:58:37,900 --> 00:58:40,700 Does anybody else have anything I can possibly use? 930 00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:44,700 Antibacterial wipes perhaps? 931 00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:49,100 [ Groans ] 932 00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:53,400 - How's the cold doing? - Like death warmed up actually. 933 00:58:53,500 --> 00:58:55,600 [ Sniffles ] Oh, God. 934 00:58:55,700 --> 00:58:59,000 It's the benefit tonight. I've been looking forward to it for months. 935 00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:02,300 I refuse to be sick. I'm wearing Valentino, for crying out loud. 936 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:07,100 Right Well, everybody will be leaving soon to get ready 937 00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:11,300 so I suggest you go and drop Miranda's Fendi bag off at the showroom... 938 00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:13,300 and then I suppose you can just go home. 939 00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:18,600 Yeah? Oh, well, that is great. Perfect actually. 940 00:59:18,700 --> 00:59:22,000 I need to get to Magnolia Bakery before it closes. It's Nate's birthday tonight. 941 00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:24,800 So we're, uh, having a little party for him 942 00:59:24,900 --> 00:59:27,900 Yeah, I'm hearing this, and I wanna hear this. 943 00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:31,600 Bye. 944 00:59:32,900 --> 00:59:36,200 I love my job. I love my job. I love my job. 945 00:59:36,300 --> 00:59:39,500 [ Chattering ] 946 00:59:41,500 --> 00:59:44,700 [ Cell Phone Rings ] 947 00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:46,800 Hello? 948 00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:53,000 Before the benefit tonight, I need to make sure 949 00:59:53,100 --> 00:59:55,700 that you're both fully prepped on the guest list. 950 00:59:55,800 --> 01:00:01,400 But I thought that only the first assistant went to the benefit. 951 01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:04,000 Only when the first assistant hasn't decided to become... 952 01:00:04,100 --> 01:00:06,600 an incubus of viral plague. 953 01:00:07,900 --> 01:00:11,100 You'll come and help Emily 954 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:14,400 - That's all. - Right. 955 01:00:14,500 --> 01:00:17,900 These are all of the guests. Miranda invites everyone. 956 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:21,600 We have to make sure that they all think she knows exactly who they are. 957 01:00:21,700 --> 01:00:23,900 And I've been studying for weeks. 958 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,800 I have to learn all these by tonight? 959 01:00:25,900 --> 01:00:29,100 No, don't be silly, Andrea. These too. 960 01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:33,000 Look, you better just start without me, okay? I'll get there as soon as I can. 961 01:00:33,100 --> 01:00:35,200 Andy, come on, it's his birth- 962 01:00:35,300 --> 01:00:37,300 Okay, but hurry. 963 01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:40,200 Oh, please, believe me, I will. This is the last thing that I wanna- 964 01:00:40,300 --> 01:00:44,100 Ooh, I love that. Uh, I'll call you the second I'm leaving, okay? 965 01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,700 - Will that fit me? - Oh, yeah 966 01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:49,500 A little Crisco and some fishing line, and we're in business. 967 01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:50,500 [ Sarcastic Chuckle ] 968 01:00:56,600 --> 01:01:00,300 **[ Woman Singing ] 969 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,000 Well, nothing really. I mean, this is- 970 01:01:19,100 --> 01:01:23,300 I mean, really, this is the social event of the season. 971 01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:25,500 **[ Continues ] 972 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:41,900 Oh, oh, my God. Andy, you look so chic. 973 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:45,600 Oh, thanks, Em. You look so thin. 974 01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,700 - Do I? - Yeah. 975 01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:50,200 Oh, it's for Paris. I'm on this new diet. 976 01:01:50,300 --> 01:01:52,200 It's very effective. Well, I don't eat anything. 977 01:01:52,300 --> 01:01:55,600 And then when I feel like I'm about to faint, I eat a cube of cheese. 978 01:01:55,700 --> 01:01:57,600 - Well, it's definitely working. - I know. 979 01:01:57,700 --> 01:02:00,300 I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. 980 01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:02,600 **[ Man Singing ] 981 01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:11,900 **[ Ends ] 982 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:21,300 That's John Folger, the new artistic director of the Chelsea Rep. 983 01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,800 - John, thanks for coming. - Hey there. 984 01:02:23,900 --> 01:02:26,600 - [John ] Oh, thank you It's always nice seeing you - Stop fidgeting. 985 01:02:26,700 --> 01:02:29,400 I'm sorry. I'm so late. 986 01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:31,500 Just deal with it. You have to be here. 987 01:02:36,900 --> 01:02:39,000 Emily, come here. 988 01:02:39,100 --> 01:02:42,000 Isn't thatJacqueline Follet from French Runway? 989 01:02:42,100 --> 01:02:44,200 Oh, my God, and Miranda hates her. 990 01:02:44,300 --> 01:02:46,300 She was supposed to arrive after Miranda left. 991 01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:47,900 - I didn't- Oh. - Yeah. 992 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:52,600 - Miranda, fabulous event as always. - You broughtJacqueline. 993 01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:55,400 - Surprise - Quelle surprise 994 01:02:57,700 --> 01:03:02,100 Oh, wonderful. We're so happy you were able to come to our little gathering. 995 01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:05,900 Of course. I plan my whole year around this. 996 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:10,800 Well, we're so grateful that you do. 997 01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:15,300 - Ciao - Have you gotten my note? 998 01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:17,700 Yes, I did. We'll discuss it on Wednesday. 999 01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:21,300 - Yes, I agree. No business tonight. - Not tonight. 1000 01:03:21,500 --> 01:03:23,400 - Enjoy. - [ Sniffles ] 1001 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:25,700 Em. 1002 01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,800 Oh, thanks. Thanks. 1003 01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:36,300 Oh, um- Oh, my God. I just can't remember what his name is. 1004 01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:38,900 I just saw his name this morning on the list 1005 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,800 It's- Oh, I know this. It's something to do with- 1006 01:03:41,900 --> 01:03:47,000 Wait, he was- he was part of the- Oh, God, I know this. Um- 1007 01:03:47,100 --> 01:03:51,800 It's Ambassador Franklin, and that's the woman that he left his wife for, Rebecca. 1008 01:03:54,700 --> 01:03:57,100 - Rebecca. Ambassador. - Miranda. 1009 01:03:57,200 --> 01:04:00,000 - You look fabulous - Oh, very kind 1010 01:04:00,100 --> 01:04:03,300 - Thank you. - [ Chattering Continues ] 1011 01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:13,100 - Look at you. - Hello. 1012 01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:15,300 You're-You're a vision. 1013 01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:18,100 - Oh. [ Scoffs ] - Thank God I saved your job. 1014 01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:23,100 [ Stammers, Chuckles ] You know, I figured out a few things on my own too. 1015 01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:25,500 Turns out, I'm not as nice as you thought. 1016 01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:28,100 I hope not. 1017 01:04:28,300 --> 01:04:30,300 Well, if it weren't for the stupid boyfriend... 1018 01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:33,400 I'd have to whisk you away right here and now. 1019 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:38,700 - Do you actually say things like that to people? - Evidently. 1020 01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:41,500 [ Giggles ] Well, I gotta go. 1021 01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:44,500 Are you sure? 'Cause my editor for New York Magazine is inside... 1022 01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:46,700 and, you know, I could introduce you two. 1023 01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:51,400 - You sent over your stuff for me to look at? Remember? - Yeah. 1024 01:04:51,500 --> 01:04:56,200 All right, I gotta admit, I only read a couple. It was a very large packet you sent. 1025 01:04:56,300 --> 01:04:58,200 - Yeah. - But what I did read wasn't half bad. 1026 01:04:58,300 --> 01:05:00,700 And, you know, I think- I think you have a talent, Andy. 1027 01:05:00,900 --> 01:05:03,700 He should meet you. 1028 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:05,800 Why don't you come in? Just for one drink. 1029 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:10,100 Um, okay, yeah. I guess I could for one- 1030 01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:13,400 No, I can't. I'm sorry, but I have to go. 1031 01:05:13,500 --> 01:05:17,000 All right. Give my best to the boyfriend. 1032 01:05:24,300 --> 01:05:26,500 Roy, I'm sorry. Can you go any faster? 1033 01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:29,400 I'm sure Nate will understand. 1034 01:05:31,500 --> 01:05:33,400 Yeah. 1035 01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:36,400 [ TV, Indistinct ] 1036 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:38,300 Hey 1037 01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:55,700 Happy birthday. 1038 01:05:59,700 --> 01:06:02,600 Nate, I'm so sorry. 1039 01:06:02,700 --> 01:06:06,800 I kept trying to leave, but there was a lot going on. 1040 01:06:06,900 --> 01:06:09,000 And, you know, I didn't have a choice. 1041 01:06:09,100 --> 01:06:11,000 Don't worry about it. 1042 01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:14,100 [ Grunts ] I'm gonna go to bed. 1043 01:06:16,100 --> 01:06:18,500 Can we at least talk about this? 1044 01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:28,800 You look really pretty. 1045 01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:12,300 [ Miranda ] Andrea? 1046 01:07:24,500 --> 01:07:27,700 - Do you have the Book? - Oh. Uh- 1047 01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:33,000 Mm. 1048 01:07:33,100 --> 01:07:36,400 Paris is the most important week of my entire year. 1049 01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:39,700 I need the best possible team with me 1050 01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:43,300 That no longer includes Emily. 1051 01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:48,700 Wait. You want me to- 1052 01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:52,100 No, Miranda. 1053 01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:54,400 [ Exhales ] Emily would die. 1054 01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:57,900 Her whole life is about Paris. 1055 01:07:58,100 --> 01:08:02,400 She hasn't eaten in weeks. L-I can't... do that. 1056 01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:05,300 Miranda, I can't. 1057 01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:08,500 If you don't go, I'll assume you're not serious about your future... 1058 01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:12,300 at Runway or any other publication. 1059 01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:20,200 The decision's yours 1060 01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:24,400 That's all. 1061 01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:39,900 **[ Woman Singing ] 1062 01:08:48,900 --> 01:08:51,200 [ Laughing ] 1063 01:08:51,300 --> 01:08:55,700 **[ Continues ] 1064 01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:27,200 - **[ Continues ] - Hey, Andy. 1065 01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:29,600 - Hey. - You coming to bed anytime soon? 1066 01:09:29,700 --> 01:09:31,800 Uh, yeah. Five minutes, okay? 1067 01:09:37,500 --> 01:09:41,000 **[ Ends ] 1068 01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:59,200 [ Fax Printing ] 1069 01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:09,200 [ Clears Throat ] 1070 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,000 Andrea, don't forget to tell Emily. 1071 01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:34,700 Do it now. 1072 01:10:43,700 --> 01:10:46,800 - [ Line Ringing ] - Don't pick up. 1073 01:10:46,900 --> 01:10:49,400 - Don't pick up. Don't pick up. Don't pick- - Hi. 1074 01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:51,400 - Emily. - Hi, hi. Sorry I'm late. 1075 01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:54,100 It's just Miranda wanted some scarves from Hermes. 1076 01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:56,800 And she did tell me yesterday, but I forgot like an idiot. 1077 01:10:56,900 --> 01:10:58,800 And so I freaked out, of course. 1078 01:10:58,900 --> 01:11:01,600 Emily, Emily, l-I need to talk to you. 1079 01:11:01,700 --> 01:11:04,700 I called Martine at home, and she opened the shop early. Whoa! I'm sorry. 1080 01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:07,700 She opened the shop early for me, so I got them, which is great. 1081 01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:11,300 Okay. Um, Emily, wh-when you come in... 1082 01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:13,700 there's something I have to talk to you about. 1083 01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:16,500 - Well, I hope it's not another Miranda problem. - Not exactly. 1084 01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:20,100 Well, good, because I've got so much to deal with before I go. I swear to God- 1085 01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:22,700 - [ Gasps ] - [ Horn Honks, Tires Skid ] 1086 01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:27,000 - [ Clamoring ] - [ Woman ] Oh, my God! 1087 01:11:27,100 --> 01:11:28,900 Emily? 1088 01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:31,900 [ Woman On PA, Indistinct ] 1089 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:33,900 [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 1090 01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:41,800 I don't care if she was gonna fire you or beat you with a red-hot poker! 1091 01:11:41,900 --> 01:11:43,800 You should have said no. 1092 01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:45,900 Emily, I didn't have a choice. 1093 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:48,100 - Oh. Please. - You know how she is 1094 01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:50,800 - That is a pathetic excuse. - [ Door Opens ] 1095 01:11:54,700 --> 01:11:56,600 Thanks. 1096 01:11:56,700 --> 01:11:59,200 Do you know what really just... 1097 01:11:59,300 --> 01:12:01,900 gets me about this whole thing... 1098 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:06,300 is that, you know, you're the one who said you don't really care about this stuff 1099 01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:10,300 And you don't really care about fashion. You just wanna be a journalist. 1100 01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:12,300 What a pile of bollocks! 1101 01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:14,500 Emily, I know you're mad. I don't blame you. 1102 01:12:14,600 --> 01:12:18,700 Face it, you sold your soul the day you put on that first pair ofJimmy Choo's. 1103 01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:23,700 I saw it And you know what really just kills me about this whole thing 1104 01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:25,800 is the clothes that you're gonna get. 1105 01:12:25,900 --> 01:12:28,700 I mean, you don't deserve them. 1106 01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:31,500 You eat carbs, for Christ's sake. 1107 01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:35,900 God, it's so unfair! 1108 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,300 - Emily. - Just go. 1109 01:12:44,700 --> 01:12:46,800 - Emily, l- - I said go! 1110 01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:52,600 [ Sighs ] 1111 01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:55,300 - [ Doug ] You are going to Paris for the couture shows? - [ Andy ] Mm-hmm 1112 01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:58,200 - That's the coolest fashion event of the year - Mm-hmm. 1113 01:12:58,300 --> 01:13:00,500 - I mean, who are you going to see, Galliano? - Yeah. 1114 01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:03,400 - And Lagerfeld and Nicholas Ghesquiere. - Yep. 1115 01:13:03,500 --> 01:13:06,200 - Yes. Okay, now you're scaring me. - [ Chuckles ] 1116 01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:09,400 - Hey. - Hey. 1117 01:13:09,500 --> 01:13:13,600 - This show is amazing. I am so proud of you. - [ Lily ] Thank you 1118 01:13:13,700 --> 01:13:16,400 Okay, start with the photos in the back and work your way forward. 1119 01:13:16,500 --> 01:13:18,600 That is the way I designed it. It is brilliant. 1120 01:13:18,700 --> 01:13:20,000 - You will love it - Of course. 1121 01:13:20,100 --> 01:13:22,600 And you, I have somebody I want you to meet, okay? 1122 01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:24,700 Ooh, art and sex. Lead the way. 1123 01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:26,800 - See you later. - Okay. 1124 01:13:32,900 --> 01:13:36,000 **[ Woman Singing ] 1125 01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:49,500 - **[ Continues ] - Hey. Hey, Miranda girl. 1126 01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:54,900 - Hi. - I was just thinking about you. 1127 01:13:55,100 --> 01:13:57,000 Oh, come on. 1128 01:13:57,100 --> 01:13:59,000 - It's true. - No. 1129 01:13:59,100 --> 01:14:03,700 I'm profiling Gaultier for Interview and, uh, making my Paris plans. 1130 01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:08,200 I found myself wondering if, uh, you were gonna be there. 1131 01:14:08,300 --> 01:14:13,500 Well, actually, um, I am going. 1132 01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:18,200 Great. I'm staying in a fantastic little hotel in the Seventh... 1133 01:14:18,300 --> 01:14:22,300 right across the street from the falafel restaurant that will change your life. 1134 01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:27,400 [ Chuckles ] I'm sorry. I'll be too busy working. 1135 01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:30,100 You'll have to find someone else's life to change. 1136 01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:33,800 Well, that's just it. 1137 01:14:33,900 --> 01:14:36,100 I'm beginning to wonder if I can. 1138 01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:50,800 Lily. 1139 01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:54,300 Lily, he's just a guy I know from work. 1140 01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:57,300 - Yeah, that looked like work. - Look, you're making a big deal out of- 1141 01:14:57,400 --> 01:15:00,800 You know, the Andy I know is madly in love with Nate... 1142 01:15:00,900 --> 01:15:03,100 is always five minutes early... 1143 01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:05,900 and thinks, I don't know, Club Monaco is couture. 1144 01:15:06,100 --> 01:15:09,700 For the last 16 years, I've known everything about that Andy. 1145 01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:13,700 But this person? This "glamazon" who skulks around in corners... 1146 01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:16,900 with some random hot fashion guy? 1147 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:19,000 I don't get her. 1148 01:15:19,100 --> 01:15:22,600 - Lily. - Have fun in Paris. 1149 01:15:23,700 --> 01:15:26,100 You going to Paris? 1150 01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:28,800 Uh, yeah. It just happened. 1151 01:15:28,900 --> 01:15:32,400 I thought Paris was a big deal for Emily or- 1152 01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:35,300 Great. Now you're gonna give me a hard time too? 1153 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:40,700 Hey, Andy. Andy! 1154 01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:44,100 - Andy, what the hell is wrong with you? - L-I didn't have a choice, okay? 1155 01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:46,400 - Miranda asked me, and I couldn't say no. - I know. 1156 01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:48,500 That's your answer for everything lately, "I didn't have a choice." 1157 01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:50,500 - Like this job was forced on you. - Nate, I get it, okay? 1158 01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:52,500 Like you don't make these decisions yourself. 1159 01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:55,000 You're mad because I work late all the time and I missed your birthday party. 1160 01:15:55,100 --> 01:15:57,500 - And I'm sorry. - Oh, come on. What am I, four? 1161 01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:00,400 You-You hate Runway and Miranda. 1162 01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:03,400 And you think fashion is stupid. You've made that clear. 1163 01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:06,900 Andy, I make port wine reductions all day. 1164 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:09,100 I'm not exactly in the Peace Corps. 1165 01:16:09,200 --> 01:16:12,100 You know, I wouldn't care if you were out there pole dancing all night... 1166 01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:14,700 as long as you did it with a little integrity. 1167 01:16:14,900 --> 01:16:16,600 You used to say this was just a job. 1168 01:16:16,700 --> 01:16:19,000 You used to make fun of the Runway girls. 1169 01:16:19,100 --> 01:16:21,100 What happened? Now you've become one of them. 1170 01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:26,400 - That's absurd. - That's okay. That's fine. Just own up to it. 1171 01:16:26,500 --> 01:16:30,700 And then we can stop pretending like we have anything in common anymore. 1172 01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:34,100 - You don't mean that, do you? - No, I do. 1173 01:16:41,300 --> 01:16:43,200 Well... 1174 01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:45,300 maybe this trip is coming at a good time. 1175 01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:47,700 Maybe we should take a break. 1176 01:16:54,900 --> 01:16:57,500 Nate? 1177 01:16:58,900 --> 01:17:03,400 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 1178 01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:10,000 I'm sorry. Just... one second? 1179 01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:14,400 You know, in case you were wondering... 1180 01:17:14,500 --> 01:17:18,400 the person whose calls you always take, that's the relationship you're in. 1181 01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:20,500 I hope you two are very happy together. 1182 01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:23,000 [ Cell Phone Continues Ringing ] 1183 01:17:29,700 --> 01:17:31,800 Hello, Miranda. 1184 01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:42,500 **[ Man Singing ] 1185 01:18:00,100 --> 01:18:02,700 **[ Continues ] 1186 01:18:13,500 --> 01:18:16,400 **[ Continues ] 1187 01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:38,100 **[ Ends ] 1188 01:18:40,200 --> 01:18:43,600 [ Chattering ] 1189 01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:47,300 Pardon Miranda. 1190 01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:50,300 - [ Speaking Italian ] - Maestro. Mmm. 1191 01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:53,400 How are you? So glad to see you. Thank you for coming. 1192 01:18:53,500 --> 01:18:57,400 - You like the collection? - Absolutely. I think it's the best in years. 1193 01:18:57,500 --> 01:18:59,900 - This is very important for me Very, very important - I'm very happy for you. 1194 01:19:00,100 --> 01:19:02,300 - This is my new Emily. - Hello. How do you do? 1195 01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:04,900 - I'm good. Pleasure. - Nice to meet you. 1196 01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:06,900 You love the show? 1197 01:19:11,500 --> 01:19:14,400 - Miranda. This way! - [ Clamoring ] 1198 01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:23,000 Miranda Nigel Fashion's great gatekeepers 1199 01:19:23,100 --> 01:19:28,200 Miranda, what is Runway's position on French fashion versus American fashion? 1200 01:19:28,300 --> 01:19:30,800 - I've been thinking- - Oh. 1201 01:19:30,900 --> 01:19:34,600 - You still owe me for Harry Potter. - Oh, do I? 1202 01:19:34,700 --> 01:19:36,700 - Of course you do. Are you working tonight? - Oh! 1203 01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:41,200 - No, actually Miranda has a dinner. - Great, you're free. 1204 01:19:41,300 --> 01:19:44,500 Oh, but there is the problem of le boyfriend. 1205 01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:48,400 Wait, don't tell me. The boyfriend non plus? 1206 01:19:48,500 --> 01:19:51,200 Je suis tres, tres desolé 1207 01:19:51,300 --> 01:19:53,200 Oh, you're so full of it. You're not desolé at all. 1208 01:19:53,300 --> 01:19:55,900 No, not even a little. What time should I pick you up? 1209 01:19:57,200 --> 01:19:59,200 - Uh- - I'll call you. 1210 01:19:59,300 --> 01:20:02,000 Yeah 1211 01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:21,100 Oh. 1212 01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:26,800 Oh, there you are. [ Clears Throat ] 1213 01:20:26,900 --> 01:20:32,300 We need to go over the seating, uh, chart for the luncheon. 1214 01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:36,000 Okay. Um, yeah, sure. 1215 01:20:36,100 --> 01:20:39,100 I have it right here. 1216 01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:46,800 By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me. 1217 01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:56,000 Okay. 1218 01:20:56,100 --> 01:20:59,400 So... 1219 01:20:59,500 --> 01:21:04,700 first of all, we need to move Snoop Dogg to my table. 1220 01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:06,700 But your table's full. 1221 01:21:08,300 --> 01:21:10,200 Stephen isn't coming. 1222 01:21:10,300 --> 01:21:13,200 Oh, Stephen is- 1223 01:21:13,300 --> 01:21:17,200 So I don't need to fetch Stephen from the airport tomorrow? 1224 01:21:17,400 --> 01:21:21,600 Well, if you speak to him and he decides to rethink the divorce... 1225 01:21:21,700 --> 01:21:24,700 then, yes, fetch away 1226 01:21:24,800 --> 01:21:28,300 You're very fetching, so go fetch. 1227 01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:37,800 And then when we get back to New York, we need to contact, um... 1228 01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:43,400 Leslie to see what she can do to minimize the press... 1229 01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:46,700 on all this. 1230 01:21:49,900 --> 01:21:52,400 Another divorce... 1231 01:21:52,500 --> 01:21:55,500 splashed across page six 1232 01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:58,700 I can just imagine what they're gonna write about me. 1233 01:21:58,800 --> 01:22:03,000 The Dragon Lady, career-obsessed. 1234 01:22:03,100 --> 01:22:06,500 Snow Queen drives away another Mr. Priestly. 1235 01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:10,300 Rupert Murdoch should cut me a check 1236 01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:12,900 for all the papers I sell for him 1237 01:22:14,900 --> 01:22:17,000 Anyway, I don't- 1238 01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:20,200 I don't really care what anybody writes about me. 1239 01:22:22,700 --> 01:22:25,600 But my- my girls, I just- 1240 01:22:25,700 --> 01:22:29,100 It's just so unfair to the girls. 1241 01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:31,100 It's just... 1242 01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:35,500 another disappointment... 1243 01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:39,200 another letdown, another father... figure- 1244 01:22:39,300 --> 01:22:42,200 [ Chuckles ] Gone 1245 01:22:43,400 --> 01:22:47,400 Anyway, the point is- [ Clears Throat ] 1246 01:22:47,500 --> 01:22:51,100 The point is- [ Sighs ] 1247 01:22:51,300 --> 01:22:55,500 The point is we really need to figure out where to place Donatella... 1248 01:22:55,600 --> 01:22:58,600 because she's barely speaking to anyone 1249 01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:11,200 I'm so sorry, Miranda 1250 01:23:11,300 --> 01:23:13,900 If you want me to cancel your evening, I can. 1251 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:17,200 Don't be ridiculous. Why would we do that? 1252 01:23:18,300 --> 01:23:20,600 Um, is- 1253 01:23:20,700 --> 01:23:22,700 Is there anything else I can do? 1254 01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:26,200 Your job. 1255 01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:31,300 That's all. 1256 01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:54,600 [ Knocking ] 1257 01:23:57,400 --> 01:23:59,500 Hi. I need Miranda's itinerary for tomorrow. 1258 01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:01,500 - Okay. Come on in. - All right? Thanks. 1259 01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:09,000 - Who put that together for you? - This? 1260 01:24:09,100 --> 01:24:12,100 Oh, it's just- it's just something I threw on. 1261 01:24:12,200 --> 01:24:15,300 Turn around. Let me see. Turn. 1262 01:24:15,400 --> 01:24:19,300 - Mm. Incroyable - Yeah? 1263 01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:22,400 - It's really just- No, it's- No, gorgeous. - Yeah? Okay, good. 1264 01:24:22,500 --> 01:24:25,700 Really. I think that my work here is done. 1265 01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:27,900 Oh. 1266 01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:30,500 We're going to celebrate. I'm going to get some champagne. 1267 01:24:30,600 --> 01:24:32,700 Okay. What are we toasting? 1268 01:24:32,900 --> 01:24:37,600 We are toasting, my dear, to the dream job 1269 01:24:37,700 --> 01:24:41,600 The one that a million girls wanted. 1270 01:24:41,700 --> 01:24:44,300 Which I got months ago. 1271 01:24:44,400 --> 01:24:46,800 I'm not talking about you. 1272 01:24:46,900 --> 01:24:49,600 Mm-hmm. 1273 01:24:49,700 --> 01:24:52,000 - James Holt- - Yeah. 1274 01:24:52,100 --> 01:24:54,000 Massimo Corteleoni... 1275 01:24:55,600 --> 01:24:58,000 is investing in James's company and taking it global. 1276 01:24:58,100 --> 01:25:02,300 - Mm-hmm. - Bags, shoes, fragrances- the works. 1277 01:25:03,500 --> 01:25:06,700 And James needs a partner. 1278 01:25:06,800 --> 01:25:12,700 And that partner would be me. 1279 01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:17,100 - Does Miranda- - No, no, Miranda knows, because- 1280 01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:19,800 - Oh. - Oh, she put me up for it. God, no. Can you imagine? 1281 01:25:19,900 --> 01:25:22,300 But- But- But you're leaving. 1282 01:25:22,400 --> 01:25:25,200 - Mm-hmm. - I can't imagine Runway without you. 1283 01:25:25,300 --> 01:25:28,400 I know, I know, but I'm so excited though. 1284 01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:32,700 This is the first time in 18 years I'm going to be able to call the shots in my own life. 1285 01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:35,300 Oh, my God! 1286 01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:40,400 I'm going to be able to come to Paris and actually see Paris. 1287 01:25:42,500 --> 01:25:45,000 Well, congratulations. 1288 01:25:45,100 --> 01:25:48,300 - Huh? Oh. - Nigel, you deserve it. 1289 01:25:50,600 --> 01:25:53,900 You bet your size-six ass. [ Guffaws ] 1290 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:57,200 - Four. - Really? 1291 01:25:57,300 --> 01:25:59,200 - [ Glasses Clink ] - Cheers. 1292 01:25:59,300 --> 01:26:02,900 - Cheers to you. - To us. 1293 01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:05,300 - Let me see that. - [ Giggles ] 1294 01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:08,800 **[ Woman Singing In French ] 1295 01:26:08,900 --> 01:26:13,700 Okay, I just wanna say that yes, there are things Miranda does that I don't agree with, but- 1296 01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:16,400 - Come on. You hate her. Just admit it to me. - No. 1297 01:26:16,500 --> 01:26:19,000 She's a- She's a notorious sadist... 1298 01:26:19,100 --> 01:26:21,200 and not- not in a good way. 1299 01:26:21,300 --> 01:26:24,600 Okay, she's tough, but if Miranda were a man... 1300 01:26:24,700 --> 01:26:28,300 no one would notice anything about her, except how great she is at her job. 1301 01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:31,300 [ Chuckles ] I'm sorry. I can't- 1302 01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:34,500 - I can't believe this. You're defending her? - Yeah. 1303 01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:37,800 The wide-eyed girl peddling her earnest newspaper stories? 1304 01:26:37,900 --> 01:26:41,100 You, my friend, are crossing over to the dark side. 1305 01:26:42,700 --> 01:26:44,600 I resent that. 1306 01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:47,900 - You shouldn't. It's sexy. - Sexy? 1307 01:26:50,900 --> 01:26:53,900 - Really? - Really. 1308 01:26:58,400 --> 01:27:00,800 So do you- do you know where we're going? 1309 01:27:00,900 --> 01:27:02,500 - 'Cause I'm lost. - Yeah. 1310 01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:05,300 Yeah, don't worry. I know this city like the back of my hand. 1311 01:27:05,400 --> 01:27:08,400 It's my favorite place in the whole world. 1312 01:27:08,500 --> 01:27:10,400 You know, Gertrude Stein once said... 1313 01:27:10,500 --> 01:27:15,100 "America is my country, and Paris is my hometown." 1314 01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:17,300 - [ Laughs ] - It's true. 1315 01:27:17,400 --> 01:27:19,400 What do you do? 1316 01:27:19,500 --> 01:27:21,500 Do you just write stuff like that down... 1317 01:27:21,600 --> 01:27:25,100 and then file it away to use on us girls? 1318 01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:28,700 - I'm Christian Thompson. That's my way. - That's your way. Right. 1319 01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:31,400 I work freelance. I have a lot of free time on my hands. 1320 01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:36,000 You know, I never understood... 1321 01:27:36,100 --> 01:27:39,200 why everyone was so crazy about Paris... 1322 01:27:39,300 --> 01:27:44,100 but... it is so beautiful. 1323 01:27:44,200 --> 01:27:46,400 [ Giggles ] 1324 01:27:46,500 --> 01:27:50,900 Mm. L-I can't. I'm sorry. 1325 01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:55,900 I can't. You know, Nate and I just split up a couple days ago, and I can't. 1326 01:27:59,100 --> 01:28:01,500 Ooh. I've had too much wine. 1327 01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:05,100 And my hearing-vision- judgment's impaired. 1328 01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:11,900 No, I barely know you. I'm in a strange city. 1329 01:28:13,800 --> 01:28:17,900 I... am out of excuses. 1330 01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:19,800 Thank God. 1331 01:28:48,300 --> 01:28:50,200 [ Groans ] 1332 01:29:01,100 --> 01:29:03,000 [ Gasps ] 1333 01:29:08,200 --> 01:29:10,100 Yes. 1334 01:29:13,600 --> 01:29:15,700 Oh, shoot. 1335 01:29:21,100 --> 01:29:23,700 [ Door Opens ] 1336 01:29:23,800 --> 01:29:26,000 Bonjour, madame 1337 01:29:26,100 --> 01:29:28,600 Uh, what the hell is this? 1338 01:29:28,700 --> 01:29:31,900 What does it look like? It's a mock-up. 1339 01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:34,100 Yeah. Of? 1340 01:29:34,300 --> 01:29:39,400 Of what American Runway will look like when Jacqueline Follet is the new editor in chief. 1341 01:29:39,500 --> 01:29:42,600 Wh-They're replacing Miranda? 1342 01:29:42,700 --> 01:29:46,500 Yeah. And she's bringing me in to run all the editorial content. 1343 01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:51,000 You're really surprised? 1344 01:29:51,100 --> 01:29:54,900 Jacqueline's a lot younger than Miranda. She has a fresher take on things. 1345 01:29:55,000 --> 01:30:00,400 Not to mention American Runway's one of the most expensive books in the business 1346 01:30:00,500 --> 01:30:04,700 Jacqueline does the same thing for a lot less money 1347 01:30:04,800 --> 01:30:08,300 And Irv- Irv's a businessman, you know. 1348 01:30:08,400 --> 01:30:12,700 Miranda will be devastated. Her whole life is about Runway He can't do that to her. 1349 01:30:12,800 --> 01:30:16,300 It's done. Irv's gonna tell Miranda after the party forJames. 1350 01:30:16,400 --> 01:30:18,400 And she has no idea? 1351 01:30:18,500 --> 01:30:21,000 She's a big girl. She'll be fine. 1352 01:30:22,200 --> 01:30:25,300 Shi- I have to go. 1353 01:30:25,400 --> 01:30:27,400 Andy. 1354 01:30:27,500 --> 01:30:29,700 Andy, it's done. 1355 01:30:29,800 --> 01:30:31,900 Baby, it's done. 1356 01:30:33,300 --> 01:30:35,800 I'm not your baby. 1357 01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:46,400 - [ Phone Ringing ] - Allo 1358 01:30:46,500 --> 01:30:48,900 Oh! Oh! Thank God you're there. 1359 01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:51,700 - [ Sighs ] Excuse me? - I need to talk to you right away. 1360 01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:54,100 It's aboutJacqueline Follet. 1361 01:30:54,200 --> 01:30:58,800 Shit! Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit! 1362 01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:19,000 - Yes. - Mr. Ravitz, I'm so sorry to bother you. I was wondering- 1363 01:31:19,100 --> 01:31:21,700 Have you completely lost your mind? 1364 01:31:21,800 --> 01:31:26,000 - I need to talk to you. - Do not disturb me again. 1365 01:31:26,100 --> 01:31:29,100 But, um, it's just for one- Miranda! 1366 01:31:34,400 --> 01:31:36,800 [ Horn Honks ] 1367 01:31:47,300 --> 01:31:51,000 Miranda. Miranda. Wait, I need to talk to you. 1368 01:31:51,100 --> 01:31:53,700 Irv is making Jacqueline Follet the editor in chief of Runway 1369 01:31:53,800 --> 01:31:55,800 Christian Thompson told me he's gonna work for her. 1370 01:31:55,900 --> 01:31:59,300 Irv is going to tell you today. I thought maybe if I told you, that you could fix it. 1371 01:31:59,400 --> 01:32:01,300 Do I smell freesias? 1372 01:32:01,400 --> 01:32:05,600 What? No. L-I specifically told them- 1373 01:32:05,700 --> 01:32:10,200 If I see freesias anywhere... 1374 01:32:10,300 --> 01:32:13,500 I will be very disappointed. 1375 01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:18,100 For 72 years, Runway has been more than a magazine 1376 01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:21,800 It has been a beacon of elegance and grace. 1377 01:32:21,900 --> 01:32:27,300 Miranda Priestly is the finest possible guardian of that beacon 1378 01:32:27,400 --> 01:32:32,700 setting a standard that inspires people across the globe 1379 01:32:32,800 --> 01:32:36,700 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Miranda Priestly. 1380 01:32:54,400 --> 01:32:58,100 Thank you, my dear friend. 1381 01:32:58,200 --> 01:33:01,100 Bonjour [ Chuckles ] 1382 01:33:01,200 --> 01:33:04,300 Thank you very much for coming today 1383 01:33:04,400 --> 01:33:08,800 to help celebrate our dear friend, James Holt. 1384 01:33:16,800 --> 01:33:20,400 But before I talk to you aboutJames... 1385 01:33:20,500 --> 01:33:24,000 and his many accomplishments... 1386 01:33:24,200 --> 01:33:28,000 I would like first to share some news with you. 1387 01:33:29,900 --> 01:33:33,000 Um, as many of you know 1388 01:33:33,100 --> 01:33:35,800 uh, recently Massimo Corteleoni... 1389 01:33:35,900 --> 01:33:40,000 has agreed to finance the expansion of theJames Holt label 1390 01:33:40,100 --> 01:33:44,100 transforming the work of this visionary artist... 1391 01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:48,600 into a global brand, which is really an exciting enterprise. 1392 01:33:48,700 --> 01:33:52,800 Runway and James Holt share many things in common 1393 01:33:52,900 --> 01:33:57,100 chief among them, a commitment to excellence. 1394 01:33:57,200 --> 01:34:02,000 And so, it should come as no surprise that when the time came... 1395 01:34:02,100 --> 01:34:06,600 forJames to choose the new president ofJames Holt International... 1396 01:34:06,700 --> 01:34:09,700 he chose from within the Runway family 1397 01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:13,800 And it's my great happiness today 1398 01:34:13,900 --> 01:34:17,600 to announce to you all that that person... 1399 01:34:17,700 --> 01:34:23,100 is my friend and longtime esteemed colleague 1400 01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:25,100 Jacqueline Follet. 1401 01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:39,900 Thank you. Merci 1402 01:34:56,600 --> 01:34:59,300 And now to the main event 1403 01:34:59,400 --> 01:35:02,700 our celebration ofJames Holt 1404 01:35:02,800 --> 01:35:05,500 We at Runway are very proud to have been- 1405 01:35:07,300 --> 01:35:09,600 When the time is right, she'll pay me back. 1406 01:35:12,600 --> 01:35:15,100 You sure about that? 1407 01:35:15,200 --> 01:35:17,500 No. 1408 01:35:17,600 --> 01:35:20,700 But I hope for the best. 1409 01:35:20,800 --> 01:35:23,200 I have to. 1410 01:35:23,300 --> 01:35:25,300 [ Clamoring ] 1411 01:35:42,400 --> 01:35:44,600 You thought I didn't know. 1412 01:35:46,600 --> 01:35:50,100 I've known what was happening for quite some time. 1413 01:35:50,200 --> 01:35:55,800 Itjust took me a little while to find a suitable alternative forJacqueline 1414 01:35:55,900 --> 01:36:01,300 And thatJames Holtjob was so absurdly overpaid 1415 01:36:01,400 --> 01:36:04,100 that, of course, she jumped at it. 1416 01:36:04,200 --> 01:36:08,400 So I just had to tell Irv thatJacqueline was unavailable 1417 01:36:08,500 --> 01:36:13,100 The truth is, there is no one that can do what I do... 1418 01:36:13,200 --> 01:36:15,800 including her. 1419 01:36:15,900 --> 01:36:19,400 Any of the other choices would have found that job impossible... 1420 01:36:19,500 --> 01:36:21,500 and the magazine would have suffered. 1421 01:36:21,600 --> 01:36:25,500 [ Sighs ] Especially because of the list. 1422 01:36:26,800 --> 01:36:30,400 The list of designers, photographers... 1423 01:36:30,500 --> 01:36:34,500 editors, writers, models, all of whom were found by me, nurtured by me 1424 01:36:34,600 --> 01:36:37,400 and have promised me they will follow me... 1425 01:36:37,500 --> 01:36:40,600 whenever and if ever I choose to leave Runway 1426 01:36:40,700 --> 01:36:42,600 [ Chuckles ] 1427 01:36:42,800 --> 01:36:44,800 So he reconsidered 1428 01:36:48,600 --> 01:36:51,800 But I was very, very impressed 1429 01:36:51,900 --> 01:36:54,900 by how intently you tried to warn me. 1430 01:36:55,000 --> 01:36:58,200 I never thought I would say this, Andrea... 1431 01:36:58,300 --> 01:37:01,800 but I really- 1432 01:37:01,900 --> 01:37:04,200 I see a great deal of myself in you. 1433 01:37:07,700 --> 01:37:11,700 You can see beyond what people want and what they need... 1434 01:37:11,800 --> 01:37:14,300 and you can choose for yourself. 1435 01:37:17,600 --> 01:37:21,500 I don't think I'm like that. 1436 01:37:21,700 --> 01:37:24,000 L- 1437 01:37:26,800 --> 01:37:28,700 I couldn't do what you did to Nigel, Miranda. 1438 01:37:28,800 --> 01:37:31,600 I couldn't do something like that. 1439 01:37:31,700 --> 01:37:35,000 Mm. You already did. 1440 01:37:38,900 --> 01:37:40,800 To Emily. 1441 01:37:40,900 --> 01:37:44,600 That's not what l- 1442 01:37:44,700 --> 01:37:47,100 No, that was- that was different. I didn't have a choice. 1443 01:37:47,200 --> 01:37:51,200 Oh, no, you chose You chose to get ahead 1444 01:37:51,400 --> 01:37:55,500 You want this life, those choices are necessary. 1445 01:37:55,600 --> 01:38:00,200 But what if this isn't what I want? 1446 01:38:00,300 --> 01:38:04,700 I mean, what if I don't wanna live the way you live? 1447 01:38:04,800 --> 01:38:07,800 Don't be ridiculous, Andrea. Everybody wants this. 1448 01:38:09,900 --> 01:38:12,600 Everybody wants to be us 1449 01:38:19,000 --> 01:38:21,700 [ Clamoring ] 1450 01:38:21,800 --> 01:38:24,000 **[ Woman Vocalizing ] 1451 01:38:42,900 --> 01:38:47,400 **[ Vocalizing Continues ] 1452 01:39:02,400 --> 01:39:04,900 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 1453 01:39:09,000 --> 01:39:12,800 **[ Vocalizing Continues ] 1454 01:39:39,300 --> 01:39:43,100 I have to be at work in 20 minutes. 1455 01:39:43,200 --> 01:39:46,300 What's up? 1456 01:39:46,400 --> 01:39:49,300 Well, I just- 1457 01:39:49,400 --> 01:39:52,500 I wanted to say that you were right about everything. 1458 01:39:53,600 --> 01:39:55,700 That... 1459 01:39:55,800 --> 01:39:58,500 I turned my back on my friends and my family... 1460 01:39:58,600 --> 01:40:00,600 and everything I believed in... 1461 01:40:00,700 --> 01:40:03,700 and- and for what? 1462 01:40:03,800 --> 01:40:08,700 For shoes and shirts and jackets and belts. 1463 01:40:08,800 --> 01:40:11,000 Nate. 1464 01:40:14,300 --> 01:40:16,200 I'm sorry. 1465 01:40:24,300 --> 01:40:26,600 L- [ Clears Throat ] 1466 01:40:26,700 --> 01:40:28,800 I flew up to Boston while you were gone. 1467 01:40:28,900 --> 01:40:31,500 I interviewed at the Oak Room. 1468 01:40:31,600 --> 01:40:34,100 And? 1469 01:40:35,400 --> 01:40:38,100 And you're looking at their new sous-chef. 1470 01:40:38,300 --> 01:40:42,100 - I'm moving up there in a couple weeks. - That's great. Congratulations. 1471 01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:51,000 I don't know what I'm gonna do without those late-night grilled cheeses, but- 1472 01:40:51,100 --> 01:40:55,200 I'm pretty sure they have bread in Boston. 1473 01:40:55,300 --> 01:40:57,500 May even haveJarlsberg 1474 01:41:00,700 --> 01:41:03,000 We might be able to figure something out. 1475 01:41:05,200 --> 01:41:07,100 You think? 1476 01:41:07,200 --> 01:41:09,100 Yeah. 1477 01:41:16,000 --> 01:41:19,500 So, what about you? I mean, what are you gonna do now? 1478 01:41:19,600 --> 01:41:23,000 Actually, I, uh- I have a job interview today. 1479 01:41:23,100 --> 01:41:25,500 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1480 01:41:25,600 --> 01:41:27,900 That's what you're wearing? 1481 01:41:28,000 --> 01:41:30,900 Shut up. I like this. 1482 01:41:35,000 --> 01:41:36,900 - Andy, Greg Hill. - Hello. 1483 01:41:37,000 --> 01:41:39,400 Come on. These clips are excellent. 1484 01:41:39,500 --> 01:41:42,400 This thing on the janitors' union, that's exactly what we do here. 1485 01:41:42,600 --> 01:41:44,400 My only question is, Runway? 1486 01:41:44,400 --> 01:41:45,500 My only question is, Runway? 1487 01:41:45,600 --> 01:41:48,200 You were there for less than a year. 1488 01:41:48,400 --> 01:41:50,300 What the hell kind of a blip is that? 1489 01:41:51,600 --> 01:41:53,600 Learned a lot. 1490 01:41:55,500 --> 01:42:00,500 In the end though, I kind of screwed it up. 1491 01:42:00,600 --> 01:42:04,100 I called over there for a reference, left word with some snooty girl. 1492 01:42:04,200 --> 01:42:07,800 Next thing you know, I got a fax from Miranda Priestly herself. 1493 01:42:07,900 --> 01:42:10,400 Saying that of all the assistants she's ever had... 1494 01:42:10,500 --> 01:42:12,700 you were, by far, her biggest disappointment. 1495 01:42:12,800 --> 01:42:18,000 And, if I don't hire you, I am an idiot 1496 01:42:20,600 --> 01:42:23,100 You must have done something right. 1497 01:42:51,000 --> 01:42:54,000 - [ Beeping ] - [ Phone Ringing ] 1498 01:42:55,200 --> 01:42:57,100 Miranda Priestly's office. 1499 01:42:57,200 --> 01:43:02,400 Hey, Emily, it's Andy. Don't hang up. I have a favor to ask you. 1500 01:43:02,500 --> 01:43:05,200 You have a favor to ask of me? 1501 01:43:05,300 --> 01:43:08,600 Yeah. The thing is, I have all these clothes from Paris... 1502 01:43:08,700 --> 01:43:10,700 and I don't have anyplace to wear them... 1503 01:43:10,800 --> 01:43:15,000 so I was wondering if you could take them off my hands. 1504 01:43:19,300 --> 01:43:23,300 Well, I don't know. It's a huge imposition. 1505 01:43:23,400 --> 01:43:27,600 And I'll have to get them taken in. I mean, they'll drown me. 1506 01:43:27,700 --> 01:43:32,100 But I suppose I could help you out. I will have Roy pick them up this afternoon. 1507 01:43:32,300 --> 01:43:36,900 Thanks, Em. I appreciate it. Good luck. 1508 01:43:46,800 --> 01:43:49,800 You have some very large shoes to fill. 1509 01:43:49,900 --> 01:43:53,400 I hope you know that. 1510 01:43:58,800 --> 01:44:02,300 I don't understand why it is so challenging... 1511 01:44:02,400 --> 01:44:06,000 to get my car when I ask for it. 1512 01:44:47,000 --> 01:44:48,900 [ Chuckles ] 1513 01:44:51,400 --> 01:44:53,400 Go. 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.moviesubtitles.org