1 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,231 Mike! 2 00:01:48,647 --> 00:01:50,735 Did you sweep the pool? 3 00:01:53,253 --> 00:01:56,786 Why? - Because people wanna swim. 4 00:02:14,992 --> 00:02:18,491 How are you feeling today, ma? - Feeling great, Mike. - Good. 5 00:02:20,636 --> 00:02:22,857 Where's dad? - Crossword. 6 00:02:26,966 --> 00:02:31,104 Checking out of 202. - How was your stay, Mr Edmunds? 7 00:02:31,105 --> 00:02:33,629 Fine, thanks. - Thank you so much. 8 00:03:16,859 --> 00:03:21,085 So two nights, preferably upstairs. - Oh sure. 9 00:03:24,984 --> 00:03:26,463 Let's see, smoking or non-smoking? - Non-smoking. 10 00:03:27,251 --> 00:03:30,044 I got you into 203. - Okay. 11 00:03:30,045 --> 00:03:34,531 Nice room. Oh this is our snack-bar, the prices are on the wall. 12 00:03:40,483 --> 00:03:41,302 Sorry. 13 00:03:42,712 --> 00:03:45,559 There you go. Thank you. 14 00:03:49,916 --> 00:03:53,950 Anything else you should need, just give me a call. - Thank you very much. 15 00:03:54,056 --> 00:03:56,880 Do you need help with your bags? - No, I'm fine. 16 00:04:02,324 --> 00:04:06,255 110's called twice to complain that 111's making too much noise. 17 00:04:06,257 --> 00:04:11,233 Yeah, what kind of noise? - Not that kind of noise Mike, now get your mind out of the gutter. 18 00:04:12,173 --> 00:04:15,389 Apparently 111's got some sort of grinder in there. 19 00:04:15,746 --> 00:04:19,587 I thought you said to get my mind out of the gutter? - Don't be gross, Mike. 20 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:23,629 Get some sleep, you look tired. - I'm not tired. 21 00:04:23,666 --> 00:04:26,320 You look tired. - You're the one who's sick, ma. 22 00:04:27,229 --> 00:04:28,936 Now that's a nice thing to say. 23 00:04:28,937 --> 00:04:31,872 Sorry. I love you. 24 00:04:31,874 --> 00:04:35,561 Love you too. - Good night, dad. - All right. 25 00:05:37,887 --> 00:05:40,103 Who is it? - Management. 26 00:05:41,618 --> 00:05:45,603 What? - Management. Welcome gift. 27 00:05:53,841 --> 00:05:55,717 Hi. - Hi. 28 00:05:55,971 --> 00:06:00,297 I have your complimentary bottle... welcome gift. 29 00:06:01,262 --> 00:06:03,506 Wine. It's on the house. 30 00:06:04,891 --> 00:06:09,183 I'm uh, oh, Mike. And I am with management. 31 00:06:09,216 --> 00:06:12,564 Nice to meet you, Mike. - Oh it's... uh... my pleasure. 32 00:06:13,856 --> 00:06:18,543 So, where would you like it? - You know what I can just, I can just take it. 33 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:21,047 Oh, okay. 34 00:06:21,832 --> 00:06:25,526 Do you uh, I'm sorry. Would you like me to open it? For you? 35 00:06:26,327 --> 00:06:30,865 I mean. Yeah, cause sometimes guests don't have screws. Or, screws. 36 00:06:34,579 --> 00:06:37,160 Yeah, okay, sure. 37 00:06:38,123 --> 00:06:39,813 Just close this here. 38 00:06:42,971 --> 00:06:44,475 Thanks. 39 00:06:51,490 --> 00:06:53,622 Anything interesting tonight? 40 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:56,462 I haven't really been paying attention. 41 00:06:57,741 --> 00:06:59,653 I know the feeling. 42 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:04,811 You know, there should be cups in the bathroom. 43 00:07:21,586 --> 00:07:26,054 Completely sanitary. - That's good. 44 00:07:35,902 --> 00:07:38,304 Wine is delicious. 45 00:07:48,148 --> 00:07:49,358 Shall I? 46 00:07:50,189 --> 00:07:51,862 Okay, sure. 47 00:08:06,328 --> 00:08:07,790 Pretty good year. 48 00:08:08,124 --> 00:08:13,255 Sometimes guests like me to join in and have a taste. 49 00:08:13,257 --> 00:08:16,785 Is that right? - Not always but... often. 50 00:08:17,575 --> 00:08:21,659 Should be another cup in the bathroom. - I should get to work Mike, so... 51 00:08:21,660 --> 00:08:24,681 What do you do? - I sell paintings. 52 00:08:24,683 --> 00:08:28,232 Really? I love paintings. What kind? 53 00:08:28,723 --> 00:08:30,322 That kind. 54 00:08:32,278 --> 00:08:36,921 Oooooh. Nice. So that's what you're doing in town. 55 00:08:36,923 --> 00:08:39,728 I give presentations tomorrow and then I fly out the next morning. 56 00:08:39,730 --> 00:08:44,005 What say... the company that you work for? - It's called Corporate Bliss. 57 00:08:44,007 --> 00:08:48,148 And where you guys HQ? - Maryland. 58 00:08:48,150 --> 00:08:52,351 Nice. Wait! 'Maryland, is for lovers'. 59 00:08:53,019 --> 00:08:55,890 It's Virginia, actually 'Virginia is for lovers'. 60 00:08:56,391 --> 00:08:59,112 'Maryland is for crabs'. - Yeah, you're right. 61 00:08:59,113 --> 00:09:02,575 Okay Mike... - Okay, I gotta get back to work. Oh, solitary, great game. 62 00:09:03,757 --> 00:09:09,282 Okay, I'm gonna be down in the lobby till 11, then in my apartment after that. 63 00:09:09,283 --> 00:09:14,673 But I can always be reached by a front door buzzer. From then on. Just take it easy on your solitary problem. 64 00:09:14,675 --> 00:09:16,471 Yeah, have a great night. - Good night! 65 00:09:41,110 --> 00:09:48,402 ...laundry room and then I came down here into the lobby, and that's when I realized that your establishment doesn't have any options for recycling. 66 00:09:48,403 --> 00:09:52,067 You're absolutely right, we don't. Which I apologize for. 67 00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:59,756 It's something we're working on. But as you may know the Kingman area has been a little slow to fully embrace the recycling issue. 68 00:10:00,994 --> 00:10:03,546 - It's been voted on to... What should I do with this bottle? 69 00:10:04,757 --> 00:10:10,972 Well... - I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but this is something that I'm just, I'm very passionate about. 70 00:10:10,974 --> 00:10:13,212 Recycling? - Yes, recycling. 71 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:14,957 Let me take it. I'll do it. 72 00:10:14,959 --> 00:10:19,427 I was gonna make a recycling round anyway. 73 00:10:20,905 --> 00:10:23,482 Well, that's nice of you. 74 00:10:23,483 --> 00:10:27,750 This is my son Michael, he is the official night manager. 75 00:10:30,224 --> 00:10:33,772 Thank you. It's very nice of you. 76 00:10:33,982 --> 00:10:39,222 You bet. I'll just be out the back here with all my other ones. 77 00:10:39,694 --> 00:10:42,232 I got a pretty good, big pile... 78 00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:08,747 Who is it? - Mike. 79 00:11:08,748 --> 00:11:10,374 Oh god. 80 00:11:14,496 --> 00:11:17,577 Champagne. - Why? 81 00:11:17,578 --> 00:11:21,379 We give it to all our guests who stay for two nights. 82 00:11:21,967 --> 00:11:24,131 Wow, that's a pretty good deal. 83 00:11:24,131 --> 00:11:27,103 Did you and your mom come up with that on your own? 84 00:11:27,846 --> 00:11:29,886 So shall I? 85 00:11:31,843 --> 00:11:33,723 Why not? 86 00:11:38,202 --> 00:11:45,153 Réserve. You know, they're always at the same place. The cups. 87 00:12:34,893 --> 00:12:36,354 Thank you. 88 00:12:37,052 --> 00:12:41,749 Do you make a toast, Mike? - Hm, yeah, sure. 89 00:12:42,176 --> 00:12:44,514 You're Sue, right? - Yeah. 90 00:12:44,935 --> 00:12:49,891 Here's to... people being happy! 91 00:13:01,130 --> 00:13:03,335 How were your presentations today? 92 00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:07,757 Average. 93 00:13:15,186 --> 00:13:16,868 You have a great butt. 94 00:13:18,656 --> 00:13:21,778 I noticed the moment you checked in and... 95 00:13:24,478 --> 00:13:25,821 Thank you. 96 00:13:25,823 --> 00:13:30,654 Hope that isn't too, you know... - No. I mean yeah, but... 97 00:13:31,262 --> 00:13:33,099 Thank you. 98 00:13:33,865 --> 00:13:37,112 Do you do this a lot, Mike? - No. 99 00:13:37,114 --> 00:13:39,815 Sometimes? - Fairly rarely. 100 00:13:39,816 --> 00:13:42,130 Does it ever work? - Never. 101 00:13:43,327 --> 00:13:46,648 What would constitute having it work? 102 00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:51,714 Us having sex? 103 00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,923 You getting to touch my butt? 104 00:13:56,837 --> 00:14:07,221 That would... Yeah, I'd consider that... fairly... constitution... 105 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,146 Okay. 106 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:20,330 You can touch my butt but then you gotta go. 107 00:14:36,132 --> 00:14:39,254 Okay. - Are you serious? 108 00:14:39,256 --> 00:14:42,677 Yeah, touch it and go, Mike! Just touch and go. 109 00:15:08,143 --> 00:15:10,091 You're sure from Maryland? - Yeah. 110 00:15:10,093 --> 00:15:13,199 Where about? - Columbia. What about you? 111 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,623 Here. Kingman. 112 00:15:18,297 --> 00:15:19,871 It's very warm. 113 00:15:24,011 --> 00:15:27,293 Okay, Mike. I got an early plane to catch and well... - Yeah, me too. 114 00:15:27,771 --> 00:15:29,761 Bye bye now. - Bye. 115 00:16:01,469 --> 00:16:07,861 Mom? Hi, it's me. I'm just checking in. I'm in Kingman, Arizona. 116 00:16:10,207 --> 00:16:15,204 Okay, that's it. I love you and I miss you. Okay. 117 00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:48,082 Hi Sue. - Hi. 118 00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:57,304 I was wondering if I could snag your cellphone number or your email before you left? 119 00:16:58,706 --> 00:17:02,213 I don't think so, Mike. - Why not? 120 00:17:02,974 --> 00:17:04,853 Ah... not my style. 121 00:17:05,573 --> 00:17:10,365 But... we... you know, I uh, touched your butt. 122 00:17:11,650 --> 00:17:14,440 I know. And it was nice. 123 00:17:15,531 --> 00:17:17,969 I just think that's all she wrote. 124 00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:44,222 That was... 125 00:19:01,762 --> 00:19:05,427 Mike, are those high boots? - Yeah. - You're not gonna get these off. 126 00:19:46,071 --> 00:19:52,104 You're all checked out? - Yeah, I get it with your wife. Earlier. 127 00:20:00,995 --> 00:20:05,178 Hey, dad. Oh! Come back and see us some time. 128 00:20:05,179 --> 00:20:07,483 Mhm, yah, now you know it all depends on work. 129 00:20:30,424 --> 00:20:35,906 What was that all about? - She sells motel paintings. 130 00:20:45,014 --> 00:20:48,788 Mike, the heat's out in 118. 131 00:21:19,413 --> 00:21:24,116 Thank you for calling Last Minute Flights. - I'd like to book a... -Your call is important to us... - Fuck! 132 00:21:29,557 --> 00:21:33,989 Please continue to hold. Your call will be answered in an orderly fashion... 133 00:21:33,991 --> 00:21:35,346 Okay Mike, now or never. 134 00:21:36,952 --> 00:21:41,070 I'm gonna do it! - Hello, Last Minute Flights, how may I assist you? 135 00:21:42,389 --> 00:21:50,933 Hi! Yeah! I'd like to book a one-way cash ticket for as fast as possible from Phoenix to Baltimore. Got it? 136 00:22:40,099 --> 00:22:43,217 Hi, I'm here to see Sue Claussen. - Is she expecting you? 137 00:22:43,218 --> 00:22:47,453 Um yeah, I've left a couple of messages. - Messages regarding...? 138 00:22:47,455 --> 00:22:51,255 Regarding Sue, telling her I was in town. I'm an old friend. 139 00:22:52,248 --> 00:22:54,895 I see. 140 00:23:02,221 --> 00:23:03,941 Sue, hi! 141 00:23:07,093 --> 00:23:11,453 What are you doing here? - I was wondering if we could talk. 142 00:23:11,454 --> 00:23:16,757 Why are you here? - I called twice, did you get the messages? 143 00:23:17,036 --> 00:23:20,300 You know what guys, I'm sorry, why don't you go ahead. 144 00:23:20,301 --> 00:23:22,813 Are you sure, Sue? - Yes, good, go. 145 00:23:23,024 --> 00:23:24,900 Good. 146 00:23:29,561 --> 00:23:31,830 Can I talk to you for a second? 147 00:23:34,345 --> 00:23:36,646 This is completely inappropriate. 148 00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:39,471 This is like a violation. 149 00:23:39,472 --> 00:23:41,478 I wasn't trying to violate... - Yes you did. 150 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:46,735 You are. You're violating my personal space, you're violating my personal life. 151 00:23:46,737 --> 00:23:49,508 I can't do this, I have to be somewhere, I'm late. 152 00:23:49,836 --> 00:23:52,244 It's five o'clock what can you be late for? 153 00:23:52,246 --> 00:23:53,288 I have an event. 154 00:23:53,290 --> 00:23:56,556 You have an event? What kind of an event? 155 00:23:56,557 --> 00:23:58,823 I can't tell you. 156 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,056 Can I come? 157 00:24:38,496 --> 00:24:41,011 Here. Come on you need it. 158 00:24:43,021 --> 00:24:46,569 You do this every week? - Yeah. 159 00:24:47,112 --> 00:24:49,284 You're really good at it. 160 00:24:53,679 --> 00:24:56,443 You can't stay, Mike. - Why not? 161 00:24:56,444 --> 00:24:58,491 Cause it's insane. 162 00:24:58,493 --> 00:25:02,846 I let you touch my butt and then you fly halfway across the country. 163 00:25:02,847 --> 00:25:05,619 Well it was much more than a butt touch. 164 00:25:10,022 --> 00:25:13,294 Still you can't stay. I've got a lot of work to do. 165 00:25:13,296 --> 00:25:16,659 Well how much stuff can you do in one night? - A lot. 166 00:25:17,219 --> 00:25:21,507 Like what? You got out with friends or...? 167 00:25:23,675 --> 00:25:25,940 You see that girl over there? 168 00:25:26,504 --> 00:25:30,747 She works for Burger King. She gives me vouchers every week. 169 00:25:30,748 --> 00:25:32,597 And I pass them out. 170 00:25:32,599 --> 00:25:34,058 That's what I do. 171 00:25:43,588 --> 00:25:49,922 I just wanna let you know. If you want me to leave tomorrow, I will, I promise. 172 00:25:53,007 --> 00:25:56,270 Hey guys! - Sue is here. 173 00:25:58,719 --> 00:26:05,278 Whopper. Whopper. Whopper. Whopper. Whopper. 174 00:26:06,803 --> 00:26:09,393 Okay, Chicken Tenders. 175 00:26:11,554 --> 00:26:14,477 Careful. Easy, easy, easy. Easy. 176 00:26:14,593 --> 00:26:16,906 Here you go, Chicken Tender. 177 00:26:18,069 --> 00:26:20,495 Ok. BK veggie burger. 178 00:26:21,676 --> 00:26:25,608 Not that, Sue. - Come on, it's supposed to be delicious. 179 00:26:26,241 --> 00:26:30,223 I don't think so... - Come on guys, it's got soya in it, it's good, it's really good. 180 00:26:31,105 --> 00:26:33,484 Fine, I'll take one. 181 00:26:33,765 --> 00:26:35,586 All right, hey, who wants a powerade? All right. 182 00:26:42,947 --> 00:26:46,245 This is nice. - Thanks. I've been here two years. 183 00:26:52,322 --> 00:26:56,195 Compact fluorescents. - Oh. Bummer. 184 00:27:00,545 --> 00:27:02,999 So I think I'm gonna, go to sleep. 185 00:27:03,525 --> 00:27:05,831 You want me to touch your butt first? 186 00:27:07,753 --> 00:27:10,978 No. I only do that when I'm travelling. 187 00:27:12,796 --> 00:27:14,214 Right. 188 00:27:16,651 --> 00:27:24,403 So do you... are you alone here in Maryland or do you have relatives around or...? - My mom, she's over in Laurel. That... 189 00:27:24,404 --> 00:27:29,021 Her name is Mary. - What does she do? 190 00:27:29,023 --> 00:27:32,096 She sells insurance to deaf people. 191 00:27:33,881 --> 00:27:35,996 Nice sweatsuit. 192 00:27:40,107 --> 00:27:45,346 I don't want you to take this the wrong way but I think, we probably shouldn't sleep in the same bed. 193 00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:48,696 It's a good call. 194 00:29:03,364 --> 00:29:05,712 So is your return ticket all set? 195 00:29:08,696 --> 00:29:12,208 I actually don't have one. - You don't have a return ticket? 196 00:29:12,703 --> 00:29:15,015 I bought a one-way. - Why? 197 00:29:15,771 --> 00:29:18,927 That's completely unacceptable, Mike. - I know. 198 00:29:18,994 --> 00:29:23,162 You need to buy one. - I know, I'm sorry. I didn't have enough money. 199 00:29:23,851 --> 00:29:26,915 What? - I only had enough for a one-way. 200 00:29:27,014 --> 00:29:32,345 And I thought, I thought, I'm just gonna go for it. - With me? 201 00:29:32,346 --> 00:29:38,129 Yes. It was a far-flung notion. - That was a fucking stupid notion. 202 00:29:38,286 --> 00:29:40,909 I guess. - I'll lend you the money. 203 00:29:40,910 --> 00:29:43,181 No, you don't have to do that! - Yeah, well I'm going to. 204 00:29:43,183 --> 00:29:48,155 Okay, hey, would you first consider taking a morning off from work? 205 00:29:48,157 --> 00:29:51,414 No. - We can hang out and then I'll leave. 206 00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:53,990 If I don't you can... mace me. 207 00:29:53,991 --> 00:29:57,714 You're insane. - We could go to the zoo, that'd be fun. 208 00:29:57,716 --> 00:30:01,926 Mike, zoos suck. - Okay, then we'll do something else. 209 00:30:01,927 --> 00:30:05,392 Come on Sue, take a day off from work, you look like you could use it. 210 00:30:07,620 --> 00:30:09,202 I do? 211 00:30:22,406 --> 00:30:25,085 Have me buzz those people, come on, let me take it! 212 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,424 Not too hard okay? 213 00:30:36,511 --> 00:30:38,093 You shouldn't smoke. 214 00:30:38,579 --> 00:30:40,690 I'm done. Forever. I'm serious. 215 00:30:40,692 --> 00:30:44,560 No, you don't... hey! You don't need to do that. 216 00:30:44,561 --> 00:30:45,705 Yeah but I am, I'm done. 217 00:30:47,032 --> 00:30:48,227 It's time. 218 00:30:49,787 --> 00:30:54,696 Let's see if I understand something. Do you think that you like me, Mike? 219 00:30:54,697 --> 00:30:57,277 Yes. - Why? 220 00:30:58,337 --> 00:30:59,920 Cause you have style. 221 00:31:00,821 --> 00:31:01,989 No I don't. - Yeah you do. 222 00:31:01,991 --> 00:31:04,284 No, no. I don't. - Yeah. 223 00:31:05,031 --> 00:31:08,110 You give away 30% of your income. 224 00:31:09,529 --> 00:31:13,704 You would to if you'd... make... more. - No I wouldn't. 225 00:31:14,752 --> 00:31:16,857 You're also incredibly sweet. 226 00:31:21,255 --> 00:31:27,320 Well beneath... - Beneath what? 227 00:31:28,564 --> 00:31:30,777 Beneath the part of you that's not. 228 00:31:35,943 --> 00:31:37,473 I'm gonna get you bus. 229 00:31:45,460 --> 00:31:48,067 I'll pay you back for the ticket. - Don't worry about it. 230 00:31:51,553 --> 00:31:53,769 So will I ever see you again? 231 00:31:54,407 --> 00:31:57,268 That wouldn't be good for you, Mike. I'm not good with people. 232 00:31:57,269 --> 00:31:59,791 No, that's not true. - Yeah, I know it is. 233 00:31:59,792 --> 00:32:04,614 No, it's not. What about those homeless guys? They love you. 234 00:32:06,321 --> 00:32:08,642 What about the soccer gals? 235 00:32:11,909 --> 00:32:13,430 What about me? 236 00:32:31,571 --> 00:32:33,789 Okay, buddy, all aboard. 237 00:32:36,030 --> 00:32:39,644 Hey, Mike, I think you better go on the bus. 238 00:33:27,063 --> 00:33:30,970 Hey Sue, it's Mike. Calling, again, I'm trying not to call too much but, 239 00:33:30,972 --> 00:33:34,637 I just wanted to make sure that you got the poem that I sent last week 240 00:33:34,639 --> 00:33:36,913 you know, the sort of an elongated haiku thing... 241 00:33:39,213 --> 00:33:41,851 Anyway, you know my home number and of course the front desk. 242 00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:44,977 But seriously, you should call cause I'm definitely around. 243 00:33:46,298 --> 00:33:48,710 Anyway, talk to you later, I hope, bye. 244 00:34:37,338 --> 00:34:39,535 I thought you were gonna quit smoking? 245 00:34:45,598 --> 00:34:47,222 I just did. 246 00:34:51,042 --> 00:34:52,599 What are you doing here? 247 00:34:54,052 --> 00:34:55,196 Work. 248 00:34:57,650 --> 00:35:01,759 Hey, did you, did you get my haiku? - The elongated one? 249 00:35:03,011 --> 00:35:05,930 Yeah. - Yeah. 250 00:35:07,979 --> 00:35:09,295 It was nice. 251 00:35:11,724 --> 00:35:14,805 So you're just uh, passing through? 252 00:35:16,117 --> 00:35:18,324 Yeah, fly out from Phoenix tomorrow. 253 00:35:18,963 --> 00:35:21,594 Here, I'll take it. - Oh, thank you. 254 00:35:21,888 --> 00:35:27,419 So, this must be a really good region for corporate art sales? 255 00:35:28,457 --> 00:35:30,542 Yes, it is. 256 00:35:34,273 --> 00:35:38,165 Hey, I'm supposed to go to this yoga class later. 257 00:35:39,775 --> 00:35:42,188 Would you like to come with me? 258 00:36:04,838 --> 00:36:07,760 Do you have a boyfriend Sue? - No. 259 00:36:07,980 --> 00:36:12,441 Did you, recently? - Yes. 260 00:36:13,496 --> 00:36:15,702 What was his name? - Jango. 261 00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:20,795 He was an ex-punk. - Ex, like ex-punk? 262 00:36:20,797 --> 00:36:22,314 Ex rock-punk. 263 00:36:23,403 --> 00:36:26,044 We broke up when he moved away. 264 00:36:26,045 --> 00:36:27,256 Why did he leave? 265 00:36:27,258 --> 00:36:33,097 To open the Pacific northwest branch of his organic yoghurt company. 266 00:36:33,099 --> 00:36:35,061 He's the president. - Here you go. 267 00:36:35,062 --> 00:36:36,104 Thank you. 268 00:36:39,234 --> 00:36:40,276 Thanks. 269 00:36:40,451 --> 00:36:43,925 So how is your job these days? - It's okay. 270 00:36:43,926 --> 00:36:48,571 But it's not your fantasy job. - I don't really do fantasy about it. 271 00:36:48,794 --> 00:36:51,749 If you could close your eyes and pick anything what would it be? 272 00:36:54,106 --> 00:36:56,137 But you gotta close your eyes otherwise it's not gonna work. 273 00:36:57,181 --> 00:36:59,266 Okay. 274 00:37:01,857 --> 00:37:05,489 To run a full service state of the art soup kitchen. 275 00:37:05,653 --> 00:37:11,412 Multiple housing units upstairs, recreational facilities in the basement, 276 00:37:11,747 --> 00:37:13,741 job outreach. 277 00:37:13,742 --> 00:37:15,310 Midnight basketball. 278 00:37:15,312 --> 00:37:19,555 Good soup. - Excellent soup, first and foremost. 279 00:37:20,846 --> 00:37:23,260 What about kids, you wanna have kids? 280 00:37:25,687 --> 00:37:28,493 You know what was really great about that yoga class? 281 00:37:29,980 --> 00:37:32,584 It was the breathing stuff. 282 00:37:33,098 --> 00:37:35,849 I don't do that. - Breathe? 283 00:37:35,851 --> 00:37:43,219 There are days where I have to instruct my heart to request additional air. 284 00:37:45,493 --> 00:37:51,138 And I have to tell myself: 'Breathe, Sue'. 285 00:37:51,349 --> 00:37:53,396 'Just keep breathing'. 286 00:37:56,091 --> 00:37:57,978 Yes, I want kids. 287 00:37:58,233 --> 00:38:00,447 Were you not sure when I asked? 288 00:38:03,039 --> 00:38:10,720 I just don't think that I've ever been asked. That way. Before. 289 00:38:12,168 --> 00:38:16,787 Can I ask one more question? Then I'm done, I swear. 290 00:38:19,590 --> 00:38:23,004 Will you come visit my mom with me on the way home? 291 00:38:23,461 --> 00:38:27,386 She's sick and I um, I promised I'd stop by. 292 00:38:28,634 --> 00:38:33,052 Here, these are for you. There was a flower show downtown. 293 00:38:33,054 --> 00:38:35,661 That's nice of you. 294 00:38:38,621 --> 00:38:42,420 Hey ma, Sue flew in from Baltimore just this morning. 295 00:38:42,507 --> 00:38:46,229 What do you do, Sue? - I sell corporate decorative art. 296 00:38:48,307 --> 00:38:52,232 I've met you before. - Yeah, you know, she stayed at the motel, ma. 297 00:38:52,233 --> 00:38:53,437 That's how we met. 298 00:38:53,439 --> 00:38:57,734 And where you're from originally? - Uh, I'm from Columbia. Maryland. 299 00:38:58,051 --> 00:39:04,129 Do you come from a good family? - Uhm, no not really. 300 00:39:04,152 --> 00:39:13,144 Is there something specifically wrong with your family? - Uh, well my father lives in ashram, in northern California. 301 00:39:13,359 --> 00:39:17,509 Pretty much sums up everything. About, you know... 302 00:39:18,384 --> 00:39:22,652 He once forgot to pick me up from gymnastics. For an entire night. 303 00:39:22,654 --> 00:39:24,768 That's quite a lot of somersaults. 304 00:39:26,722 --> 00:39:34,133 I didn't care. I didn't. It really just explains more about him, um, than it does about me. 305 00:39:37,214 --> 00:39:41,139 Could you hand me those pills, Mike? - Which ones? 306 00:39:41,141 --> 00:39:42,673 The ones on the left, Mike. 307 00:39:50,405 --> 00:39:56,840 Can I talk to my son in private for a moment? - Did I, did I say something wrong? 308 00:39:57,420 --> 00:40:01,094 Not at all. It'll just be a moment. 309 00:40:03,180 --> 00:40:05,265 Okay. 310 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,412 I like her. - Really? 311 00:40:15,198 --> 00:40:20,748 She's a bit of a long shot. But then she's logical. 312 00:40:20,749 --> 00:40:23,751 In an emotionally annihilated kind of way. 313 00:40:24,114 --> 00:40:29,411 But that's okay, underneath there is a heart of... 314 00:40:29,412 --> 00:40:31,993 Gold? - No, I wouldn't say gold. 315 00:40:32,420 --> 00:40:35,752 Maybe made of - leather. 316 00:40:37,342 --> 00:40:42,581 But if it works out, she'll be good for you when I'm gone. 317 00:40:42,965 --> 00:40:50,062 Needless to say what would make me happy is for you to find something for yourself before my check-out time. 318 00:40:50,703 --> 00:40:56,889 Just so I know it's not you and your father alone here, walking around like robots. 319 00:40:56,890 --> 00:41:00,000 Ma, dad's not a robot. - He is. 320 00:41:01,210 --> 00:41:03,799 But I was mostly talking about you. 321 00:41:05,543 --> 00:41:07,209 Unless you find a way out. 322 00:41:08,169 --> 00:41:12,048 Of what? - Of whatever it is you're stuck in. 323 00:41:15,410 --> 00:41:20,564 You get it from your father. He came back from the war stuck. 324 00:41:21,950 --> 00:41:25,696 Been talking about joining the gym ever since. 325 00:41:27,130 --> 00:41:32,130 Never has. But that doesn't have to be you. 326 00:41:43,422 --> 00:41:47,222 Are you okay? - Yeah, are you? 327 00:41:47,223 --> 00:41:48,474 Yeah. 328 00:41:50,225 --> 00:41:53,430 She liked you. - No she doesn't. 329 00:41:53,431 --> 00:41:56,360 Yeah, she did, she told me. 330 00:42:11,906 --> 00:42:13,718 What took you so long? 331 00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:19,903 Dad, you remember Sue? 332 00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:25,855 There's a toilet overflow in 110. 333 00:42:26,691 --> 00:42:27,733 Okay. 334 00:42:27,818 --> 00:42:29,597 Gotta get home to your mom. 335 00:43:07,237 --> 00:43:09,892 Are you really leaving? - I have to. 336 00:43:09,894 --> 00:43:15,375 You can't stay one more night? - I have meetings this afternoon in Seattle. 337 00:43:15,376 --> 00:43:17,964 Call them off and just stay for a while. 338 00:43:17,965 --> 00:43:20,046 It's my job. - I know. 339 00:43:20,047 --> 00:43:24,558 But you know, you could get a job around here. - Where, Sechuan house? 340 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:26,645 No. 341 00:43:26,789 --> 00:43:33,894 I'm just saying that... - Mike, don't know how to say this... 342 00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:40,238 This isn't gonna work. 343 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:44,248 I mean I'll stop by when I pass through. 344 00:43:44,249 --> 00:43:45,754 Come on, what do you mean? 345 00:43:47,606 --> 00:43:54,351 I can't move from Baltimore to live in a corner double room of your parents motel. 346 00:43:57,793 --> 00:43:59,565 I mean... 347 00:44:01,647 --> 00:44:03,229 Be serious. 348 00:44:07,001 --> 00:44:12,624 I'm sorry. I'll stay in better touch this time. 349 00:44:12,625 --> 00:44:13,667 Yeah, whatever you say. 350 00:44:50,895 --> 00:44:55,566 So this is where she wanted? - This used to be all scrub. 351 00:44:57,899 --> 00:45:00,729 She'd be cringing right now if she knew they'd be building here. 352 00:45:05,791 --> 00:45:07,597 But. I promised her I'd do it. 353 00:45:11,985 --> 00:45:14,077 Yeah, it's still nice. 354 00:45:17,735 --> 00:45:20,074 I meant to give this to you earlier. 355 00:45:21,098 --> 00:45:26,019 It's your mom's favorite piece of jewelry. As you know she was a necklace woman. 356 00:45:26,798 --> 00:45:31,493 She thought you should have it. Dunno why since you won't be wearing it, 357 00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:36,302 maybe you'll find some use for it. Someday. 358 00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:43,170 Thanks, dad. - Also I had some guy call me. Wanted to buy the motel. 359 00:45:44,683 --> 00:45:49,277 You're gonna do it? - I doubt it, think we'll just keep running it. 360 00:45:50,458 --> 00:45:54,779 But you can do what you like Mike. You know, if you wanna leave... 361 00:47:22,926 --> 00:47:26,767 This ain't half bad hunky-dory. - Yeah, it was my mother's. 362 00:47:26,769 --> 00:47:30,867 Oh god, it's not going down the sentimental road. - Oh, no I'm just saying... 363 00:47:30,868 --> 00:47:33,857 Yeah, I know what you're saying and I know you're gonna start crying. 364 00:47:33,859 --> 00:47:37,715 What? I'm not. - How long you've been in the porn business? 365 00:47:37,716 --> 00:47:42,922 The porn business? - No, pawn business. How long you've been in the pawn business? 366 00:47:42,924 --> 00:47:47,560 Oh... no, I'm uh... never... I'm... - Exactly. 367 00:47:47,562 --> 00:47:54,804 So when someone says he ain't gonna start crying that's sure as shit sign that they are just about to start blubbering like a calf. 368 00:48:01,977 --> 00:48:06,748 See what I mean? - Just, how much, for the necklace? 369 00:48:10,118 --> 00:48:14,527 I'll give you 300. - Phh, okay. 370 00:48:21,827 --> 00:48:23,912 Oh... - Hi. - Hi. 371 00:48:24,288 --> 00:48:28,157 I'm here to see Sue, please. - Sue no longer works here. 372 00:48:28,698 --> 00:48:32,338 I'm sorry? - She moved to Washington. 373 00:48:32,754 --> 00:48:35,028 D.C.? - State. 374 00:48:36,427 --> 00:48:38,543 Her old boyfriend came to convince her to move to Aberdeen. 375 00:48:38,543 --> 00:48:44,065 Showed up with flowers, first class plane tickets, it was very 'officer and gentleman'. 376 00:49:46,209 --> 00:49:47,351 Uh, number eight. 377 00:49:48,396 --> 00:49:50,168 Eight? 378 00:49:54,267 --> 00:49:56,591 Dude, I'm just messing with you. 379 00:49:57,527 --> 00:50:00,589 You're new in town right? - Oh. Yeah. 380 00:50:02,577 --> 00:50:06,673 You looking for a job? - Yeah. 381 00:50:07,964 --> 00:50:16,623 You wanna work here? - Seriously? 382 00:50:16,625 --> 00:50:18,470 Why the fuck wouldn't I be serious? 383 00:50:20,117 --> 00:50:22,349 Al. - Mike. 384 00:50:22,351 --> 00:50:24,655 Mike, it is nice to meet you man. - Yeah, you too. 385 00:50:24,656 --> 00:50:26,644 Dude, you stink. - I do? 386 00:50:26,645 --> 00:50:29,500 Big time. You can't work here if you stink. 387 00:50:29,502 --> 00:50:32,805 It's my parents place, they're old school and they really hate stinky people. 388 00:50:33,453 --> 00:50:39,234 So okay, go home, take a shower, please, come back and I will get you the job. 389 00:50:40,711 --> 00:50:44,845 I don't really have a home. - Really? 390 00:50:45,946 --> 00:50:53,810 All right, he also needs a place to live so I was thinking that maybe we could you know let him stay in the basement and deduct some rent from his pay? 391 00:51:01,291 --> 00:51:03,334 Great. 392 00:51:06,779 --> 00:51:10,058 Hey thanks for helping me out, it really means a lot. 393 00:51:10,607 --> 00:51:12,228 Dude, no problem, man. 394 00:51:12,501 --> 00:51:15,291 You know I've been trying to get my folks sign someone American anyway 395 00:51:15,292 --> 00:51:17,631 cause we can't less bigger bullshit that way. 396 00:51:17,633 --> 00:51:20,545 Plus I freaking hate working the mornings. - Why? 397 00:51:20,546 --> 00:51:23,392 Because I like smoking pot and sleeping in. 398 00:51:24,004 --> 00:51:26,901 Oh that's cool. - So why did you come to Aberdeen, Mike? 399 00:51:27,230 --> 00:51:33,493 Uh, this girl that I'm in love with, she moved here to be with her ex boyfriend. 400 00:51:35,344 --> 00:51:37,945 Oh, that sucks, man. - Yeah. 401 00:51:37,946 --> 00:51:41,542 Yeah, especially considering the guy is a punk. 402 00:51:42,282 --> 00:51:46,466 Like a punk punk? - Ex-punk, think he's older now. 403 00:51:48,998 --> 00:51:51,453 Does he train dogs? - I dunno. 404 00:51:51,455 --> 00:51:57,313 Is his name like Jango? - Yeah, I think it is! 405 00:51:57,314 --> 00:51:59,248 I have totally heard of this dude, Mike. 406 00:51:59,249 --> 00:52:01,841 Is he a punk? - No, he's an ex-punk! 407 00:52:03,158 --> 00:52:10,367 So the thing with this guy right, he's also a yoghurt magnate. Ok, totally huge in a yoghurt business, this guy is like a yoghurt fucking mogul. 408 00:52:10,824 --> 00:52:14,308 You see those kennels over there? That's where he keeps the dogs. 409 00:52:15,645 --> 00:52:17,330 Damn it! - What? 410 00:52:17,332 --> 00:52:22,150 This guy, this guy is like a total stud. - What do you mean? 411 00:52:22,151 --> 00:52:26,873 I'm not a sexual superman. This guy... 412 00:52:26,874 --> 00:52:27,603 I mean... 413 00:52:27,622 --> 00:52:30,646 No dude, you're probably fine. - You're just saying that. 414 00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:34,016 Yeah, that's true but what do you want me to say, that you're right? - No, but... 415 00:52:34,018 --> 00:52:41,355 Ok, look. Now, chicks these days, they don't want sexual supermen, ok they want hard workers. You know, guys who hustle. 416 00:52:41,355 --> 00:52:43,284 I mean you're a fucking hustler Mike. 417 00:52:44,690 --> 00:52:48,453 I mean you came all the way out to Aberdeen dude, that's gotta count for something right? Yeah. 418 00:52:50,184 --> 00:52:53,153 This guy's got shrubbery shaped like pitbulls. 419 00:53:33,230 --> 00:53:36,319 Dude I think I got an idea for how you're gonna get your girl back. 420 00:53:36,773 --> 00:53:39,539 Really? - See that dude sitting over there? 421 00:53:40,243 --> 00:53:42,485 He runs a flight school over in Olympia. 422 00:53:43,014 --> 00:53:44,695 You should talk to him Mike. 423 00:53:51,993 --> 00:54:00,799 Ok Mike, what I need now is for you to free your mind! So let us have a spiritually fulfilling religious fucking moment! 424 00:54:00,801 --> 00:54:03,701 I'm pretty sure I can do it Stan! 425 00:54:03,702 --> 00:54:07,263 That's the Michael I've come to know in the past eight hours! 426 00:54:07,264 --> 00:54:09,156 That's the Mike! 427 00:54:11,193 --> 00:54:12,373 Come on now! 428 00:54:22,418 --> 00:54:26,185 Three, two, one... - Wait! Wait, Stan! 429 00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:41,953 Okay now Mike, you're on your ooooooown! 430 00:55:12,327 --> 00:55:15,978 Jesus! God! Jangoooo! 431 00:55:19,190 --> 00:55:21,937 Oh my god! Who is, who is that? 432 00:55:21,938 --> 00:55:23,920 It's me, Mike. 433 00:55:24,068 --> 00:55:25,540 Mike? 434 00:55:26,775 --> 00:55:29,349 What are you doing? Mike, come here. 435 00:55:30,549 --> 00:55:32,821 Jango, cut up with shooting! 436 00:55:33,495 --> 00:55:35,600 What the fuck is going on! 437 00:55:36,528 --> 00:55:39,483 Jango, stop shooting people! Stop it! 438 00:55:40,434 --> 00:55:42,417 Come here, follow my hand. 439 00:55:43,503 --> 00:55:44,420 Stop it! 440 00:55:45,283 --> 00:55:48,414 Here, I got you. 441 00:55:50,364 --> 00:55:51,722 Oh god, are you okay? 442 00:55:51,897 --> 00:55:53,470 Stay away. Sue. 443 00:55:54,785 --> 00:55:57,551 Jango, give me the gun, give me the damn gun. - I'm gonna die. 444 00:55:57,551 --> 00:56:00,285 It's just a bb gun. - No, I really think I'm dying. 445 00:56:00,370 --> 00:56:02,313 Oh my god! - Get back, Sue. Come here. 446 00:56:03,801 --> 00:56:06,971 Jango, what are you doing? - CPR! 447 00:56:06,973 --> 00:56:08,015 Oh my god I'm calling an ambulance. 448 00:56:10,468 --> 00:56:13,128 Well that just looks like you're kissing him, Jango. 449 00:56:34,166 --> 00:56:38,098 Where am I? - The Aberdeen medical center. 450 00:56:41,549 --> 00:56:45,990 Did uh, did... - Yeah, Jango shot you. 451 00:56:45,992 --> 00:56:48,170 Which caused you to go into shock. 452 00:56:50,272 --> 00:56:56,230 Mike, why? Why did you come out here? 453 00:56:57,045 --> 00:56:59,715 Because I love you. 454 00:57:04,409 --> 00:57:08,435 That... Do I have bb hose in my neck? - Yeah. 455 00:57:08,436 --> 00:57:10,335 That hurt. - Well I can imagine. 456 00:57:12,604 --> 00:57:15,416 I thought it was over with that guy? 457 00:57:16,501 --> 00:57:18,176 It's good for me, Mike. 458 00:57:18,177 --> 00:57:24,441 He put me in charge of his company's non-profit yoghurt fund which allows me to do a lot of good things for a lot of people. 459 00:57:24,461 --> 00:57:30,582 He also feels horrible for shooting you and he would like to have you over for dinner. 460 00:57:31,092 --> 00:57:32,850 Oooh, that's nice. 461 00:57:36,238 --> 00:57:38,091 Hey, so who's this guy? 462 00:57:40,208 --> 00:57:47,702 That is me and Joe Strummer in the summer of '79 at the 100 Club in London. 463 00:57:47,704 --> 00:57:49,094 Who is Joe Strummer? 464 00:57:49,096 --> 00:57:54,673 Joe Strummer most likely made love to your mother Al and wrote a song about it. 465 00:57:54,674 --> 00:57:57,682 Here's the two of us throwing over at the CBGB's. 466 00:57:57,683 --> 00:58:00,355 Hey, who is that? 467 00:58:01,835 --> 00:58:06,142 Ah, that's me and Ed McMahon. Ed Mc-Wild-Mahon. 468 00:58:07,107 --> 00:58:08,982 Now he's a true punker. 469 00:58:09,638 --> 00:58:19,609 Basically for me, dog work is a thrill, adrenaline rush if you will, that's otherwise hard for me to replicate in the world of yoghurt. 470 00:58:19,611 --> 00:58:21,611 Especially now that you're not a punk. 471 00:58:21,613 --> 00:58:25,809 Well I'll always be a punker in here, Al. Make no mistake. 472 00:58:25,811 --> 00:58:36,512 But there's less need for me to call myself a punker in a world where very notion of punk then means commodified for the mass market. 473 00:58:37,349 --> 00:58:40,712 How do you like your masala? - It's really good. 474 00:58:41,504 --> 00:58:46,006 Oh, you're not gonna eat any? - Oh, I liquified it. 475 00:58:46,007 --> 00:58:54,957 Listen, I would just like to formally and quite sincerely apologize to you for the BB gun incident. I lost my cool. 476 00:58:54,958 --> 00:59:01,501 I was scared, for Sue. Scared for the dogs. Scared for the general well-being of the pool. 477 00:59:01,503 --> 00:59:10,388 So I just wanna say that I'm sorry, m-m... - Mike... - my friend. 478 00:59:10,494 --> 00:59:12,239 I blundered. - Yeah, it's alright. 479 00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:15,325 Yeah so that's, behind us! 480 00:59:15,326 --> 00:59:18,489 And Sue tells me that you're a painter? 481 00:59:19,850 --> 00:59:22,725 Yeah, very, very talented painter. 482 00:59:23,959 --> 00:59:27,987 When did you have the opportunity to become acquainted with the quality of his work, Sue? 483 00:59:27,989 --> 00:59:34,006 That was my last business trip for uh, Corporate Bliss. 484 00:59:34,007 --> 00:59:45,326 And you thought, uh "a great opportunity to promote my art" or you thought "beautiful woman"? 485 00:59:46,949 --> 00:59:50,559 First part. The um art one. 486 00:59:50,995 --> 00:59:56,309 Now so you're the guy who paints foxes and and hounds for corporate art? 487 00:59:56,835 --> 00:59:58,935 Okay, cause I got something to say about that. 488 00:59:58,937 --> 01:00:04,268 You take a, a Rottweiler, no, let's say a Malinois... 489 01:00:04,269 --> 01:00:08,785 chasing a fox, see you've got a seriously new dynamic on your hands 490 01:00:08,787 --> 01:00:14,103 because a Malinois on a fox's ass, that would be a trip. 491 01:00:14,105 --> 01:00:22,176 because a Malinois is gonna turn that little fox into a fox meat inside a twenty-three seconds, you know what I'm saying. 492 01:00:22,177 --> 01:00:25,876 So I've decided a lobby for that little bit. - Okay. 493 01:00:25,877 --> 01:00:29,785 That was really great chicken, Jango. - I loved that fucking chicken Jango. 494 01:00:29,787 --> 01:00:33,790 You'd have a better chicken in there, you'd have to be a rooster. 495 01:00:39,534 --> 01:00:41,422 Speaking up, who's up for some dessert? 496 01:00:41,866 --> 01:00:47,507 I got a new flavour I wanna try on you guys: Henry Rollins' chicken-wing crunch. 497 01:00:51,691 --> 01:00:58,567 Hey Sue, Mike and I are gonna go to the Cowboy Club after this and if you want to join us? You know they've got really great dancing. 498 01:00:59,312 --> 01:01:00,470 I'll think about it. 499 01:01:08,434 --> 01:01:12,991 What I'm trying to say is that China is not only gonna kick America's economic butt 500 01:01:12,992 --> 01:01:17,992 but it's gonna invade the whole country. I'm talking about you guys getting like a whole new flag and whatnot. 501 01:01:19,134 --> 01:01:21,750 You need to reorient your way you think about Asians, 502 01:01:21,751 --> 01:01:25,785 because we will blow your mind with our uniqueness and inner beauty. 503 01:01:25,786 --> 01:01:27,371 You think she's hot? 504 01:01:27,773 --> 01:01:29,090 Yeah, sort of. 505 01:01:29,709 --> 01:01:34,025 Hi, guys. - Sue. Hi. 506 01:01:35,278 --> 01:01:36,529 Hi, Mike. 507 01:01:38,114 --> 01:01:40,445 You didn't bring Jango, did you? 508 01:01:40,446 --> 01:01:46,429 No, no he's got kinda drunk so, I've just told him that I had an errand. 509 01:01:49,067 --> 01:01:51,807 Hey, you wanna dance with us, Sue? - No. 510 01:01:51,808 --> 01:01:54,505 Come on, I know you got a move. - I don't have a move. 511 01:01:54,506 --> 01:01:56,251 Everybody's got a move, Sue. Mike, show her your move. 512 01:01:56,252 --> 01:01:59,359 I don't have a move. - Sue, don't you think Mike's got moves? 513 01:01:59,743 --> 01:02:01,715 I bet you have, a move. 514 01:02:01,717 --> 01:02:03,610 Come on, let's pass some moves. 515 01:02:55,670 --> 01:03:01,986 Hey, did you hear? Aberdeen is building the biggest bio-diesel field plant in the country. 516 01:03:02,464 --> 01:03:03,931 Whatever you say man. 517 01:03:03,933 --> 01:03:05,973 No, we should find a way to get in on that. 518 01:03:12,992 --> 01:03:14,517 Hey, Jango. 519 01:03:15,113 --> 01:03:18,320 You know why I'll always be a punker man? 520 01:03:20,473 --> 01:03:24,190 Cause I take very little shit. 521 01:03:29,118 --> 01:03:33,897 I'm watching you man. You stay away from her. 522 01:03:38,666 --> 01:03:40,662 Mike, Mike, you all right? 523 01:03:40,664 --> 01:03:46,372 I'll get him back. - Yeah man, that is a piece of scum, man. 524 01:03:46,374 --> 01:03:48,234 I think he'll regret that. 525 01:03:55,850 --> 01:03:58,823 So you're sure you wanna do this? - Look, don't come if you don't want. 526 01:03:58,825 --> 01:03:59,659 Dude. 527 01:03:59,688 --> 01:04:01,202 I'm with you. 528 01:04:01,556 --> 01:04:03,671 Okay, let's do it. 529 01:05:46,895 --> 01:05:48,146 Dude, that was awesome! 530 01:05:49,189 --> 01:05:50,231 Just... 531 01:05:55,236 --> 01:05:58,363 Wait, wait. Drop. Go go go go! 532 01:05:58,365 --> 01:05:59,303 Hold on. Shit! 533 01:05:59,372 --> 01:06:01,221 I love you, Sue! 534 01:06:02,292 --> 01:06:05,582 Hear that old man! You suck. 535 01:06:19,858 --> 01:06:24,244 Mike, you have visitor. - Okay. 536 01:06:44,695 --> 01:06:47,779 We need to talk, Mike. - I know. 537 01:06:47,780 --> 01:06:50,212 I've been leaving you messages. 538 01:06:52,053 --> 01:06:58,444 Did you tell him about us? - Yes. 539 01:06:59,927 --> 01:07:01,476 Why? 540 01:07:03,264 --> 01:07:05,277 Because I'm marrying him. 541 01:07:06,618 --> 01:07:07,615 What? 542 01:07:07,938 --> 01:07:10,057 Which I need you to accept. 543 01:07:10,190 --> 01:07:11,683 Why? 544 01:07:11,684 --> 01:07:16,773 Because I'm at a point in my life where there are certain things that I need. 545 01:07:16,774 --> 01:07:17,703 Like what? 546 01:07:17,704 --> 01:07:19,714 Like a certain kind of love. 547 01:07:19,715 --> 01:07:21,315 What kind? 548 01:07:21,317 --> 01:07:25,844 The kind that is not like an unguided missile. 549 01:07:25,845 --> 01:07:29,886 You can't just stalk people around the country. 550 01:07:29,888 --> 01:07:33,184 You can't parachute into people's pools. 551 01:07:33,185 --> 01:07:38,485 Knock on people's motel rooms just because you're feeling lonely. 552 01:07:39,607 --> 01:07:41,511 Life isn't like that. 553 01:07:42,279 --> 01:07:48,514 Freedom to be with someone. It's not all about what you need. 554 01:07:48,845 --> 01:07:53,513 It's got to be more selfless than that. Mike, it's got to be more selfless than that. 555 01:07:53,515 --> 01:07:58,879 Oh, like, like save everyone else in the world except yourself? 556 01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:01,632 I don't, that's not what I do. - Yes you do. 557 01:08:01,634 --> 01:08:03,456 No. It's not. - Yes it is! 558 01:08:04,263 --> 01:08:09,403 You're so busy being selfless that you end up treating yourself like shit. 559 01:08:10,217 --> 01:08:12,047 That really what you think of me? 560 01:08:12,049 --> 01:08:16,920 I'm just, I'm just saying... I know what you need. 561 01:08:16,921 --> 01:08:21,025 Which is what? - To take care of yourself a little. 562 01:08:21,743 --> 01:08:26,529 So that the people who love you don't feel like they're annoying you. 563 01:08:28,429 --> 01:08:33,324 Sue, Sue, just, marry me. 564 01:08:33,325 --> 01:08:37,912 Hey, let's just let the world go screw itself for a half second. 565 01:08:37,914 --> 01:08:41,233 And just see what happens and maybe it'll be okay. 566 01:08:45,614 --> 01:08:49,346 I'm getting married on Saturday. - Why? 567 01:08:51,927 --> 01:08:53,691 Cause I'm pregnant. 568 01:08:58,257 --> 01:09:04,381 And I'm gonna have it. It's what I want. 569 01:09:08,563 --> 01:09:10,553 You're having a child? 570 01:09:15,652 --> 01:09:18,420 Could it be mine? 571 01:09:18,589 --> 01:09:19,782 No. 572 01:09:27,374 --> 01:09:29,106 Which is why I'm getting married. 573 01:09:33,282 --> 01:09:36,367 Mike I can't afford to be selfish on this one. 574 01:09:38,422 --> 01:09:42,756 I just have to be with somebody who knows what they're doing with their life. 575 01:09:46,310 --> 01:09:47,928 I'm sorry. 576 01:09:49,462 --> 01:09:52,034 Sweet just doesn't cut it. 577 01:10:03,354 --> 01:10:06,164 Can you leave now, please? 578 01:10:08,768 --> 01:10:10,915 Just leave, okay. 579 01:10:13,811 --> 01:10:16,325 Get out of my basement, Sue. 580 01:10:17,234 --> 01:10:23,053 Susan, I'm serious. Get the fuck out of my basement right now! 581 01:11:25,683 --> 01:11:28,754 I wish I had that dick's bb gun right now. 582 01:11:29,974 --> 01:11:32,537 They're going on a honeymoon? - I don't know. 583 01:11:34,839 --> 01:11:37,520 Yeah, they'll probably wait till the yoghurt season's over. 584 01:11:48,149 --> 01:11:51,230 You're gonna be all right. - Yeah. 585 01:11:54,133 --> 01:12:02,620 I just wanna say Al, you're the best friend I ever had. 586 01:12:04,014 --> 01:12:05,719 Ditto. 587 01:12:14,353 --> 01:12:16,375 What a douchebag huh? 588 01:12:21,053 --> 01:12:23,872 You know that's enough to make you want to be a buddhist monk. 589 01:12:24,528 --> 01:12:27,122 My people are really good at that stuff. 590 01:12:27,123 --> 01:12:28,165 Yeah? 591 01:12:35,660 --> 01:12:39,304 Oh dude, don't get carried away. 592 01:13:50,988 --> 01:13:56,828 Michael, the progress you've made in your 4 months here has been remarkable. 593 01:13:56,829 --> 01:13:57,871 Thank you, father. 594 01:13:57,873 --> 01:14:05,810 Needless to say your immersion in the duty of carriage shopper and boon chief has been full and complete. - Thank you. 595 01:14:06,803 --> 01:14:10,243 But some worries have arisen. - Such as what, father? 596 01:14:10,245 --> 01:14:13,018 First of all you're not supposed to call me father. 597 01:14:15,575 --> 01:14:18,790 But I must say, I must admit I grow fond of it. 598 01:14:19,105 --> 01:14:20,877 Michael... 599 01:14:22,105 --> 01:14:30,410 An aspiring buddhist monk such as yourself should seek to produce a heart that does not dwell. 600 01:14:30,411 --> 01:14:32,155 Of course, father. 601 01:14:32,454 --> 01:14:37,207 And your heart Michael, may I say, does dwell. 602 01:14:37,208 --> 01:14:39,213 No it doesn't. - It does, Michael. 603 01:14:39,643 --> 01:14:43,292 You have not transcended your earthly passions. 604 01:14:44,304 --> 01:14:48,343 To put it bluntly: you are stuck! 605 01:14:48,853 --> 01:14:51,950 You also spend too much time playing volleybal. 606 01:14:51,951 --> 01:14:54,385 Yeah but I thought that was permitted father. 607 01:14:54,387 --> 01:15:00,028 Yes but not for seven hours a day. - Also you encouraged it for stress release. 608 01:15:00,030 --> 01:15:09,240 Yes, I, I did. Yes. But uh, Michael, buddhists monks aren't supposed to have seven hours a day worth of stress. 609 01:15:09,242 --> 01:15:13,328 We are buddhist monks. Buddhist monks. 610 01:15:18,207 --> 01:15:20,039 So what should I do? 611 01:15:21,975 --> 01:15:24,078 My parents died when I was ten. 612 01:15:24,079 --> 01:15:27,880 Two months later my uncle and I moved to America. 613 01:15:27,882 --> 01:15:32,150 I was forced to let go of everything I knew. In order to move on. 614 01:15:33,871 --> 01:15:37,302 Sometimes in life, you must do that. 615 01:15:39,196 --> 01:15:41,367 Where are you from, father? 616 01:15:42,329 --> 01:15:46,496 Vietnam. Hau Liang province? 617 01:15:47,997 --> 01:15:50,630 My parents were killed in a war. 618 01:15:52,036 --> 01:15:54,335 By the Americans? - Yes. 619 01:15:55,346 --> 01:15:57,493 And yet I moved here. 620 01:15:58,412 --> 01:16:00,130 I like this park. 621 01:16:05,314 --> 01:16:08,603 I'm sorry. - No no no. 622 01:16:08,605 --> 01:16:10,771 It is not your fault. 623 01:16:12,806 --> 01:16:17,334 Let go, Michael. Let go and move on. 624 01:17:34,993 --> 01:17:39,168 I reckon I knew you. - Yeah, I'm the guy who sold you my mom's necklace. 625 01:17:39,169 --> 01:17:40,211 Oh yes, right. 626 01:17:41,676 --> 01:17:44,327 What can I do you for? - I want it back. 627 01:18:01,006 --> 01:18:06,076 Dad, do you want me to make you some dinner? - No, I'm all right. 628 01:18:18,667 --> 01:18:27,601 Dad, when you were over in Vietnam, did you ever do any fighting in the Hau Liang province? 629 01:18:33,235 --> 01:18:36,867 Yeah. Why? 630 01:18:41,256 --> 01:18:44,879 I just met this guy at the monastery who was from the area. 631 01:18:47,239 --> 01:18:49,737 Seemed to really have his shit together. 632 01:18:52,701 --> 01:18:53,997 Good to hear. 633 01:19:09,294 --> 01:19:12,365 Dad, I been thinking, maybe you should sell this place. 634 01:19:13,701 --> 01:19:15,682 You don't even like it here. 635 01:19:15,683 --> 01:19:17,556 This was mom's thing. 636 01:19:18,291 --> 01:19:20,106 Why do you say that? 637 01:19:20,107 --> 01:19:21,597 Cause it's true. 638 01:19:23,643 --> 01:19:27,686 My mom loved people, loved running things, it's not like you. 639 01:19:27,687 --> 01:19:31,127 You're not like a people's person, dad. 640 01:19:32,125 --> 01:19:33,823 You should let it go. 641 01:19:34,646 --> 01:19:36,195 Move on. 642 01:19:37,013 --> 01:19:38,842 Otherwise you're just gonna rot. 643 01:19:38,844 --> 01:19:41,624 Sell it and do what? - Anything. 644 01:19:41,625 --> 01:19:43,704 You've still got time. You've got money. 645 01:19:45,294 --> 01:19:48,249 What do you need Mike? A loan. 646 01:19:48,250 --> 01:19:56,304 No. I just wanted to say, that this doesn't have to be it. 647 01:19:59,681 --> 01:20:01,670 And that I love you. 648 01:20:24,759 --> 01:20:29,689 Dear Mike, I know you probably don't want to hear from me and I can't say I blame you. 649 01:20:29,691 --> 01:20:33,437 But I wanted to write anyway to let you know what I think. 650 01:20:33,805 --> 01:20:37,119 Which is that I think you had a point that day. 651 01:20:37,586 --> 01:20:40,283 About people who hide behind their causes. 652 01:20:40,284 --> 01:20:42,906 in order to avoid their lives 653 01:20:46,190 --> 01:20:51,320 You had a point down there in that basement. With the soy sauce and the mice. 654 01:20:53,587 --> 01:20:56,492 And so I wanted to say thanks. 655 01:20:58,439 --> 01:21:02,002 Because of you Mike, I'm not the same person I was. 656 01:21:03,765 --> 01:21:07,238 Goodbye, Mike. Love, Sue. 657 01:21:13,683 --> 01:21:16,840 Just thought about what you said the other day. 658 01:21:16,841 --> 01:21:17,632 I think you had a point. 659 01:21:23,361 --> 01:21:27,059 That being said, this is yours. 660 01:21:28,421 --> 01:21:32,455 What is it? - Deed to the motel. Signed over to you. 661 01:21:35,395 --> 01:21:39,118 Dad. Dad, that's not why.... - It's fine. 662 01:21:39,120 --> 01:21:41,877 I don't need it. 663 01:21:43,149 --> 01:21:48,706 Your mom was good about that. - You can't just give me the motel. 664 01:21:48,751 --> 01:21:50,024 It's your birth right. 665 01:21:52,613 --> 01:21:54,047 What would you do? 666 01:21:54,048 --> 01:21:55,403 I want to get in shape. 667 01:21:56,607 --> 01:22:00,649 Maybe join one of those basketball leagues. 668 01:22:01,809 --> 01:22:06,302 How about you? - I don't know. I'll think of something. 669 01:22:08,463 --> 01:22:13,852 You done with the monk stuff? - Yeah, I still ocassionally do it. 670 01:22:15,260 --> 01:22:17,957 I mean not professionally but... 671 01:22:21,020 --> 01:22:22,763 What about that girl? 672 01:22:25,222 --> 01:22:27,452 Oh, that didn't work out. 673 01:22:28,454 --> 01:22:33,790 We weren't, you know, like, meant for each other. 674 01:22:35,331 --> 01:22:40,087 I dunno Mike, things change. In life. 675 01:22:41,701 --> 01:22:43,989 What do you mean? 676 01:22:43,990 --> 01:22:45,956 You're not the same guy you were. 677 01:22:54,381 --> 01:22:56,236 Good soup. 678 01:23:00,129 --> 01:23:01,684 Good soup. 679 01:23:15,686 --> 01:23:17,417 You can do this, Mike. 680 01:23:24,816 --> 01:23:27,231 I'm gonna hit the gym. 681 01:23:27,692 --> 01:23:31,006 Yeah, they have a senior citizens hoop run from 3 to 5. 682 01:23:32,881 --> 01:23:34,350 I got a new ball. 683 01:23:34,351 --> 01:23:35,876 Yeah, I see it. 684 01:23:37,776 --> 01:23:40,522 All right, Mike. - See ya. 685 01:23:52,927 --> 01:23:56,049 Hallo? - Hi Jango, it's Mike, Sue's friend. 686 01:23:56,300 --> 01:23:57,359 Hi Mike. 687 01:23:57,360 --> 01:24:03,844 Hi. Look I know that I'm probably not the guy you want to hear from right now but I need to tell Sue about what I'm doing down here. 688 01:24:03,846 --> 01:24:09,167 And I think that when she hears what I'm up to... - Hey Mike? - ...she will at least understand that if nothing else... 689 01:24:09,168 --> 01:24:10,106 Mike? - Yeah? 690 01:24:10,147 --> 01:24:16,598 We split up, Sue and I. Split up. She left me. 691 01:24:16,699 --> 01:24:19,697 Went back to Maryland to be with her mom. 692 01:24:57,235 --> 01:24:58,277 Hi - Hi. 693 01:24:58,728 --> 01:25:02,084 Are you Mary Claussen? - Yes? 694 01:25:03,128 --> 01:25:04,170 Hi - Hi. 695 01:25:04,816 --> 01:25:06,988 I'm a friend of Sue's. Is she home? 696 01:25:07,350 --> 01:25:12,079 Who are you? - Mike? From management. 697 01:25:15,780 --> 01:25:18,819 Sue, Mike is here. 698 01:25:43,844 --> 01:25:46,971 Hi. - Hi. 699 01:25:51,711 --> 01:25:53,632 How's the baby? 700 01:25:55,784 --> 01:25:57,731 So far so good. 701 01:25:59,395 --> 01:26:00,928 Are you okay? 702 01:26:13,924 --> 01:26:16,100 I'm really sorry, Mike. 703 01:26:16,179 --> 01:26:17,582 For what? 704 01:26:17,583 --> 01:26:21,860 Cause I really messed up. With you. 705 01:26:22,026 --> 01:26:25,918 But you were right. I was like a kid. 706 01:26:31,931 --> 01:26:35,017 This is the deed to the motel. 707 01:26:36,829 --> 01:26:43,503 I want to turn it into a homeless shelter with midnight basketball. 708 01:26:46,038 --> 01:26:47,624 I already bought the soup noodles. 709 01:26:53,225 --> 01:26:57,721 I was actually hoping that you might want to help. 710 01:27:03,460 --> 01:27:11,116 I really love you Sue and I want to take care of you and whoever it is that's inside of you. 711 01:27:16,064 --> 01:27:20,400 All I want is to be with you. That's it. 712 01:27:31,673 --> 01:27:34,109 Breathe, Sue. 713 01:27:35,644 --> 01:27:37,696 Just keep breathing. 714 01:27:50,996 --> 01:27:55,321 I wrote you a haiku, you wanna hear it? 715 01:27:56,377 --> 01:27:57,570 Sure. 716 01:28:01,284 --> 01:28:08,826 Mike, oh Mike, my man. Keeps showing up like UPS. 717 01:28:09,763 --> 01:28:12,653 Sue, you're such a bitch. 718 01:28:15,734 --> 01:28:17,450 I like it. 719 01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:19,433 You do? - Yeah.