1 00:00:01,091 --> 00:00:01,887 "You and I..." 2 00:00:13,603 --> 00:00:15,730 "Because I love you" 3 00:00:25,115 --> 00:00:29,074 "Boys get together and go out Girls get together and chat" 4 00:00:31,721 --> 00:00:32,983 "How will we get together?" 5 00:00:33,123 --> 00:00:35,421 "Deep in my heart, you and l" 6 00:00:52,142 --> 00:00:56,442 "Daylongs of longings whenever you’re nowhere near" 7 00:00:56,813 --> 00:00:58,804 "Who all were you with? 8 00:01:01,151 --> 00:01:02,778 "So if you love me?" 9 00:01:03,086 --> 00:01:07,455 "Why didn’t you profess your love and you fought me off?" 10 00:01:07,657 --> 00:01:09,454 "Now come into my arms" 11 00:01:30,780 --> 00:01:32,748 First of all God created the world. 12 00:01:33,116 --> 00:01:34,344 Then he went off to sleep over it... 13 00:01:34,784 --> 00:01:37,753 and He conjured up a guy and He was glad 14 00:01:38,288 --> 00:01:39,585 So He wanted to dream on and on. 15 00:01:39,956 --> 00:01:43,016 That’s when He made His biggest mistake 16 00:01:43,193 --> 00:01:44,285 He created a Girl. 17 00:01:44,494 --> 00:01:48,590 Which done, He lost his sleep. So we lost our sleep too. For good 18 00:01:49,299 --> 00:01:51,767 And the world was split into two halves 19 00:01:52,302 --> 00:01:55,931 girls and guys, like you and I 20 00:02:02,979 --> 00:02:05,277 "So what do we do about ...you and I?" 21 00:02:08,652 --> 00:02:13,612 Renowned cartoonist Karan Kapoor's debut novel "Hum-Tum"... 22 00:02:13,823 --> 00:02:15,450 is a national bestseller 23 00:02:15,659 --> 00:02:18,958 First week sales crossed 10,000 copies 24 00:02:19,162 --> 00:02:22,188 with orders of ten thousand more 25 00:02:22,666 --> 00:02:27,729 Karan Kapoor joins the press in a first look after this grand success 26 00:02:42,018 --> 00:02:44,213 How does a cartoonist turn into author? 27 00:02:47,190 --> 00:02:50,648 Tried cartoons, now I'm trying words, 28 00:02:51,361 --> 00:02:52,828 hoping to understand ...women, someday 29 00:02:53,530 --> 00:02:54,997 Come to grips with that understanding? 30 00:02:55,532 --> 00:02:56,999 Hopefully, after a few more books 31 00:02:59,202 --> 00:03:00,897 And you’ll write only on women? 32 00:03:01,538 --> 00:03:03,563 Anything better, more interesting? 33 00:03:04,374 --> 00:03:07,104 Notwithstanding your digs at girls... - Indeed... 34 00:03:07,377 --> 00:03:12,337 I think your novel is woven around... your real life experience. 35 00:03:13,717 --> 00:03:17,778 Look... when love is requited... there’s no story left to be told. 36 00:03:18,388 --> 00:03:21,255 A failed romance isn’t worth talking 37 00:03:21,725 --> 00:03:23,522 And unrequited love...? 38 00:03:25,729 --> 00:03:27,526 True love never goes unrequited 39 00:03:28,398 --> 00:03:32,334 it’s consummated, one day or another. Because life’s a long while 40 00:03:33,236 --> 00:03:35,704 Many such romances in your life? 41 00:03:37,741 --> 00:03:38,537 Only one object of romance. 42 00:03:39,743 --> 00:03:41,267 But the romances she sparked were many 43 00:03:55,258 --> 00:03:55,724 Silence 44 00:03:57,927 --> 00:04:00,896 Mamma, enough - Rhea, stop it 45 00:04:01,264 --> 00:04:03,232 My daughter is going abroad... 46 00:04:03,433 --> 00:04:05,230 Who else in the family ever went? 47 00:04:05,435 --> 00:04:07,562 Who else in our colony? Ever? 48 00:04:08,438 --> 00:04:11,566 I’ve packed lots of snacks for you 49 00:04:11,775 --> 00:04:13,902 Spiced grams, pickles, sweets 50 00:04:14,110 --> 00:04:16,578 Eat almonds every day, sharpens your brains 51 00:04:18,615 --> 00:04:20,913 ill miss you Mamma 52 00:04:22,786 --> 00:04:24,083 i will also, child 53 00:04:32,629 --> 00:04:33,425 Hey gorgeous 54 00:04:34,631 --> 00:04:36,758 Karan, where have you been? 55 00:04:37,133 --> 00:04:38,930 Something forgotten back in the car? - Yes 56 00:04:40,303 --> 00:04:41,600 Oh car keys 57 00:04:41,805 --> 00:04:43,329 You see... - Don’t even start 58 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,767 i don’t care whoever she was. 59 00:04:45,975 --> 00:04:48,102 Who said I was with any girl? 60 00:04:49,145 --> 00:04:52,114 You got the passport, tickets? 61 00:04:52,315 --> 00:04:55,113 Mom I’m going to America. To study. 62 00:04:55,318 --> 00:04:56,945 I think i can take care of myself 63 00:04:57,153 --> 00:04:57,619 Rubbish 64 00:04:59,489 --> 00:05:00,285 Hey brother 65 00:05:00,490 --> 00:05:01,286 Don’t hey brother me, okay? 66 00:05:01,491 --> 00:05:02,788 I got your passport, tickets 67 00:05:02,992 --> 00:05:04,619 What would i do without you Mihir? 68 00:05:04,994 --> 00:05:06,018 Grow up, okay? 69 00:05:06,329 --> 00:05:08,695 Sure, Karan grows up someday 70 00:05:09,666 --> 00:05:10,132 Hear that? 71 00:05:11,167 --> 00:05:12,464 Thank God Shalini is in New York. 72 00:05:12,669 --> 00:05:13,294 She’ll take care of you 73 00:05:13,503 --> 00:05:16,472 Don’t remind me. - She’s your girlfriend 74 00:05:16,673 --> 00:05:20,302 So? Never take girls too seriously 75 00:05:20,510 --> 00:05:22,637 Girls are like buses. 76 00:05:22,846 --> 00:05:25,576 There’s one every two minutes, traffic permitting 77 00:05:27,016 --> 00:05:31,646 i disapprove of your attitude towards girls. 78 00:05:32,188 --> 00:05:33,155 And I’ve told you that before Girls... 79 00:05:33,356 --> 00:05:36,587 Are mothers, sisters. I know But not my sisters 80 00:05:37,861 --> 00:05:39,658 You will learn to show respect to women. 81 00:05:39,863 --> 00:05:41,660 Says who that i don’t respect women? 82 00:05:41,865 --> 00:05:44,333 I respect you, i respect indira Gandhi 83 00:05:44,534 --> 00:05:47,401 Mother Teresa, Mother India, Miss India 84 00:05:49,205 --> 00:05:49,671 Sorry 85 00:05:50,540 --> 00:05:54,340 Keep Him on your desk. 86 00:05:54,544 --> 00:05:57,672 Lord Ganesha Thank you for sparing me that melodrama 87 00:05:58,882 --> 00:06:00,008 Look 88 00:06:00,216 --> 00:06:00,841 One minute Rhea... 89 00:06:01,551 --> 00:06:03,746 Mamma enough. I’m off - Listen 90 00:06:04,220 --> 00:06:05,517 I’ll be late for my flight 91 00:06:05,722 --> 00:06:08,520 I’ll spank you if you don’t stop right there 92 00:06:08,725 --> 00:06:11,023 Oblations from our Goddess of Succor. 93 00:06:11,227 --> 00:06:13,195 Give it to the poor in America 94 00:06:13,897 --> 00:06:14,864 Never argue, my child. 95 00:06:15,231 --> 00:06:17,358 Do one good deed then you’ll deserve a good turn 96 00:06:18,735 --> 00:06:21,363 My tigress. Bye, wish you good luck. 97 00:06:21,571 --> 00:06:23,095 Hoist those pants 98 00:06:26,409 --> 00:06:27,376 Yes one minute 99 00:06:28,244 --> 00:06:31,042 Your dad - Your husband. 100 00:06:31,581 --> 00:06:33,708 I wish you’d mention him with a smile 101 00:06:39,589 --> 00:06:40,817 Yes, i got the passport 102 00:06:42,926 --> 00:06:45,224 i was thinking, this time for a change 103 00:06:45,428 --> 00:06:47,453 why not holiday with me in New York? 104 00:06:58,608 --> 00:07:01,076 The way he talked, i think he misses you 105 00:07:04,948 --> 00:07:05,915 in all these seven years, 106 00:07:06,616 --> 00:07:08,481 did he care to call me up even once? 107 00:07:10,286 --> 00:07:12,083 Better for you if you stay out of this mess. 108 00:07:12,288 --> 00:07:14,756 Concentrate on your studies - Yes, studies 109 00:07:17,293 --> 00:07:19,261 Mihir, you’ll take care of Ma? 110 00:07:19,462 --> 00:07:20,929 Like you always take care of her? 111 00:07:21,965 --> 00:07:23,762 You make nice-sounding parting shots 112 00:07:23,967 --> 00:07:26,265 like take care of Ma etc... etc 113 00:07:27,637 --> 00:07:29,434 Bye Karan. - Take care 114 00:07:36,312 --> 00:07:37,279 i hope he does fine 115 00:07:38,982 --> 00:07:42,042 You’re worrying about him? I pity the girls out there 116 00:07:42,819 --> 00:07:44,844 They don’t know what’s coming their way. 117 00:08:13,082 --> 00:08:14,879 No hi out of the blue 118 00:08:15,018 --> 00:08:17,543 i won’t even glance at her. 119 00:08:17,820 --> 00:08:19,617 Not even if she is eyeing me. 120 00:08:35,438 --> 00:08:38,965 Praise the name of The Lord Preserve the name of The Lord 121 00:09:24,487 --> 00:09:26,284 Not one nice airhostess 122 00:10:09,465 --> 00:10:14,266 you know beer-dinner-playing hard to get was a waste of time 123 00:10:14,437 --> 00:10:16,234 When it’s too late to even say hi... 124 00:10:19,142 --> 00:10:20,609 Then you ask for a magazine 125 00:10:29,986 --> 00:10:32,284 Know what, for three hours we’ve been 126 00:10:32,488 --> 00:10:33,785 only two inches from each other... 127 00:10:33,990 --> 00:10:35,548 without knowing each other’s names. 128 00:10:37,393 --> 00:10:38,587 Why didn’t you ask before? 129 00:10:39,395 --> 00:10:40,692 Rhea Prakash 130 00:10:44,834 --> 00:10:47,302 Karan Kapoor You can call me Karoo 131 00:10:53,643 --> 00:10:55,611 The makings of a highly interesting acquaintance? 132 00:11:00,316 --> 00:11:01,044 You and i 133 00:11:02,652 --> 00:11:03,619 Not as in yourself and me 134 00:11:10,159 --> 00:11:13,458 Let’s make a guess. You’re the tea type 135 00:11:23,339 --> 00:11:26,797 Nice you avoid tea. You know, tea types? 136 00:11:27,176 --> 00:11:28,302 My mother prefers tea 137 00:11:29,011 --> 00:11:31,138 Just what i was about to say. Tea types 138 00:11:31,681 --> 00:11:35,640 are conservative mothers, grandmothers 139 00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:39,885 Today’s woman prefers coffee not tea 140 00:11:47,697 --> 00:11:52,657 Hello... sleeping beauty... rise and shine 141 00:12:07,717 --> 00:12:10,345 Our New York flight is six hours away 142 00:12:11,721 --> 00:12:13,518 Airport squatting is boring. 143 00:12:13,723 --> 00:12:14,917 Let’s take a tour of Amsterdam 144 00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:19,119 You got a visa. - How did you know? 145 00:12:19,395 --> 00:12:23,354 I checked your passport. - You rifled my bag? 146 00:12:24,233 --> 00:12:26,201 You were asleep. I was bored. 147 00:12:26,402 --> 00:12:29,200 So i thought how I’d kill some time 148 00:12:29,405 --> 00:12:32,533 You don’t open a lady’s handbag. 149 00:12:32,742 --> 00:12:34,801 Why what’s inside a lady’s handbag? 150 00:12:35,911 --> 00:12:38,277 Okay i stand corrected. I’d never do it again 151 00:12:39,915 --> 00:12:43,544 i can’t believe you rifled my bag. - I said I’m sorry 152 00:12:44,754 --> 00:12:48,281 Where are you headed? - I thought we’d sight see Amsterdam 153 00:12:59,101 --> 00:13:01,899 So where does our story end? - Story? Ours? 154 00:13:02,104 --> 00:13:04,902 Every one has a story. 155 00:13:05,274 --> 00:13:09,404 So when we meet others, our stories meet 156 00:13:10,112 --> 00:13:12,842 We’ll spend lots of time together and 157 00:13:13,115 --> 00:13:15,515 We’ll look each other up in New York 158 00:13:15,785 --> 00:13:20,745 Or we might say goodbyes and never meet again 159 00:13:22,792 --> 00:13:27,525 No matter how long or how short, here’s a tale of the two of us 160 00:13:28,464 --> 00:13:30,864 Keep. Euro 1.40 - What was that? 161 00:13:31,133 --> 00:13:34,933 My fare- Don’t be silly. Only 75 Rupees 162 00:13:35,805 --> 00:13:38,535 Fifty-fifty. Why must you spend on my tickets? 163 00:13:38,808 --> 00:13:40,605 Yes, how are we related? 164 00:13:46,816 --> 00:13:50,445 I was about to crack another bad joke 165 00:14:01,330 --> 00:14:02,297 Here’s where we are. 166 00:14:02,498 --> 00:14:03,965 And there’s where we’re headed 167 00:14:08,337 --> 00:14:09,634 Why do people smoke? 168 00:14:13,676 --> 00:14:17,476 Unless you try how will you know? It’s amazing 169 00:14:32,361 --> 00:14:33,658 Why do people smoke? 170 00:14:49,545 --> 00:14:51,672 I thought we’re taking this tour together 171 00:14:52,381 --> 00:14:54,349 Why do you guys always walk ahead of girls? 172 00:14:54,550 --> 00:14:57,951 Why are girls always a step behind? 173 00:14:58,554 --> 00:15:01,751 We walk ahead to show the way 174 00:15:05,394 --> 00:15:08,522 and we follow so we can support you 175 00:15:19,241 --> 00:15:22,108 We decided not to see boring museums. 176 00:15:23,245 --> 00:15:24,974 When did we decide? 177 00:15:25,581 --> 00:15:26,878 Okay, we’re deciding now. 178 00:15:29,919 --> 00:15:32,444 Museums are for kids, school teachers and old people. 179 00:15:32,922 --> 00:15:35,049 I’m off 180 00:15:37,593 --> 00:15:39,720 You’ll leave me all alone? 181 00:15:40,596 --> 00:15:43,064 You will leave a girl all alone in Amsterdam? 182 00:15:43,766 --> 00:15:45,893 How will i get to the airport on my own? 183 00:15:48,938 --> 00:15:53,739 Fine. You go your way. I’ll go mine. 184 00:16:11,627 --> 00:16:12,924 Done with your museum? 185 00:16:17,132 --> 00:16:19,930 God - What have i done? 186 00:16:20,469 --> 00:16:22,767 Why were you staring at that girl? 187 00:16:23,472 --> 00:16:29,206 Your x-ray eyes see through dresses? - I wish 188 00:16:35,885 --> 00:16:39,514 Karan how would you feel if you were ogled at by a girl? 189 00:16:42,691 --> 00:16:46,092 Thank God, not all guys think like you 190 00:16:47,363 --> 00:16:51,663 Not all guys think like that? You seriously think so? 191 00:16:53,168 --> 00:16:56,569 You mean every guy is looking for the same thing from a girl? 192 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:01,676 And what if he doesn’t get it? - We cover up with lies 193 00:17:03,245 --> 00:17:03,768 Lies? 194 00:17:08,517 --> 00:17:10,041 So what’s your lie? 195 00:17:11,186 --> 00:17:12,153 Your lies 196 00:17:14,356 --> 00:17:17,655 When a girl smiles at me... 197 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:21,293 I tell my friends, look, she gave me her telephone number 198 00:17:21,697 --> 00:17:23,164 When she gives me her telephone number 199 00:17:23,365 --> 00:17:25,333 I'll tell that I took her out 200 00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:29,630 When I take her out, I'll say that I held her hand 201 00:17:29,939 --> 00:17:31,133 When she holds my hand, I'll say... 202 00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:34,173 I kissed her 203 00:17:34,843 --> 00:17:40,179 After I’ve kissed her, I'll say... 204 00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:44,819 And talking about us, what lies will you tell your friends? 205 00:17:53,062 --> 00:17:54,962 Why does she take everything so seriously? 206 00:17:55,965 --> 00:18:04,100 "You’ll never figure why..." "no girl’s ever like a guy" 207 00:18:18,854 --> 00:18:28,229 "She thinks harder but she knows lesser" 208 00:18:28,764 --> 00:18:32,860 "Whatever her heart tells she’ll do quite something else" 209 00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:43,273 "I'll never figure why she isn’t like a guy" 210 00:19:18,414 --> 00:19:22,976 "There’s romance lurking in her heart but she wants you to make a start" 211 00:19:23,352 --> 00:19:25,149 "And when she’s rattled 212 00:19:25,354 --> 00:19:27,982 It’s her locks that she ruffled" 213 00:19:28,190 --> 00:19:29,316 I mean you're all the same 214 00:19:29,525 --> 00:19:32,392 We’re nice friends, I never thought of you that way 215 00:19:32,594 --> 00:19:35,188 Sounds fine, but it never came to my mind 216 00:19:35,531 --> 00:19:40,059 "Up close she says you're so special 217 00:19:40,469 --> 00:19:44,997 and soon nothing about you is good enough" 218 00:19:45,307 --> 00:19:46,865 What an awful shirt 219 00:19:47,076 --> 00:19:48,509 What a haircut 220 00:19:48,744 --> 00:19:50,177 Stop speeding 221 00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:51,539 Stop hogging 222 00:19:51,747 --> 00:19:52,475 Give me a break 223 00:19:52,681 --> 00:19:57,141 "Up close she wants to change your life 224 00:19:57,619 --> 00:20:02,147 the spell she casts can ruin your life" 225 00:20:02,591 --> 00:20:07,028 "You’ll fall for her words then you’ll know why..." 226 00:20:07,496 --> 00:20:11,557 "what started with a laugh ends in a cry" 227 00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:22,405 "And you’ll never figure why she’s so unlike a guy" 228 00:20:51,774 --> 00:20:56,211 "If happiness is being alone what makes you such a flirt?" 229 00:20:56,712 --> 00:21:01,376 "The thousand gifts you shower on her for what were all those flowers?" 230 00:21:01,717 --> 00:21:03,548 You didn't tell me your name 231 00:21:03,752 --> 00:21:04,912 How about a coffee? 232 00:21:05,154 --> 00:21:06,712 Can I drop you home? 233 00:21:07,523 --> 00:21:08,421 When do I get to see you next? 234 00:21:09,057 --> 00:21:13,391 "It’s a wayward life you’ve lived living like a tramp" 235 00:21:13,896 --> 00:21:18,424 "But you’ll insist you're different why are you so vain?" 236 00:21:18,867 --> 00:21:20,494 That wet towel on the floor 237 00:21:20,702 --> 00:21:22,169 Cap of the toothpaste tube missing 238 00:21:22,371 --> 00:21:24,168 Wear used socks inside out 239 00:21:24,373 --> 00:21:26,034 Never knows how time flies? 240 00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:30,769 "How to live a life, she shows you" 241 00:21:30,979 --> 00:21:35,609 "She makes something human out of you" 242 00:21:35,984 --> 00:21:40,683 "Not one moment can you live without her" 243 00:21:40,889 --> 00:21:45,019 "And she knows what you can’t tell her" 244 00:21:45,227 --> 00:21:55,603 "That’s just why no girl’s are like a guy" 245 00:22:00,843 --> 00:22:05,303 "All sorts of strange dates she’ll always call to mind" 246 00:22:05,681 --> 00:22:10,243 "Love can be forgotten but forgetting a date is crime" 247 00:22:10,452 --> 00:22:14,218 On 1st March, we looked at each other. 4th April, I went to meet you 248 00:22:14,423 --> 00:22:16,220 May 21. You touched me 249 00:22:16,425 --> 00:22:17,949 June 6. I felt something stirring 250 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:22,563 "Can’t trust a guy, these guys are so fast" 251 00:22:23,031 --> 00:22:27,730 "Now he’s here, now he’s gone no telling how long he’ll last" 252 00:22:28,170 --> 00:22:31,003 Your Mummy-Daddy aren’t at home? Great! Can I come over? 253 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:34,505 Your friend is going home alone. Poor thing, shall I escort her? 254 00:22:35,477 --> 00:22:40,005 "She’ll lead you up the street before she says yes" 255 00:22:40,382 --> 00:22:45,012 "She’s enjoying herself while you're getting harassed" 256 00:22:45,354 --> 00:22:50,087 "She’s shy, that’s why" 257 00:22:50,292 --> 00:22:54,422 "But if she said yes ever she’s is avowed forever" 258 00:22:54,630 --> 00:23:12,072 "That’s just why a girl’s different from a guy" 259 00:23:12,247 --> 00:23:14,238 Someone, shut her up 260 00:23:15,284 --> 00:23:17,479 All right, what’s the quarrel? 261 00:23:17,686 --> 00:23:20,382 "Like a bee he comes singing his song 262 00:23:20,589 --> 00:23:22,318 then he’s busy, I got the timing wrong" 263 00:23:22,524 --> 00:23:23,047 Oh come on Rhea 264 00:23:23,258 --> 00:23:25,692 "Please, I'm busy or I’d never..." - Do I have a say? 265 00:23:25,894 --> 00:23:28,328 "So what, you’ll live in my heart forever" 266 00:23:28,530 --> 00:23:31,124 "The beauty he fell for once is now so boring..." 267 00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:33,767 "and before you know it, his eyes have begun philandering" 268 00:23:33,969 --> 00:23:37,871 You can’t live on love and fresh air. Why not take up interior decoration? 269 00:24:25,687 --> 00:24:29,555 I kissed you. You slapped me. Scores settled? 270 00:24:32,828 --> 00:24:34,193 Now you're going to listen 271 00:24:35,764 --> 00:24:39,393 I thought you're a nice guy, only a little stupid 272 00:24:39,668 --> 00:24:41,966 And you got me all wrong 273 00:24:42,938 --> 00:24:45,498 Because it was I who broke the ice on the plane? Because... 274 00:24:45,707 --> 00:24:48,870 I went out with you in Amsterdam, tried puffing a cigarette... 275 00:24:49,077 --> 00:24:50,772 you thought I was all laid out for you? 276 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:55,873 How true. Guys like you expect only one thing from any girl 277 00:24:59,588 --> 00:25:01,385 Such strange notions 278 00:25:01,790 --> 00:25:02,779 You wanted to know? 279 00:25:02,991 --> 00:25:06,358 How our story ends? There’s no story about us 280 00:25:06,561 --> 00:25:09,462 There’s only "The End" and this is the end 281 00:25:17,539 --> 00:25:19,097 Life’s a long while 282 00:25:36,558 --> 00:25:40,016 You and I... unlike other guys and girls we won’t fight 283 00:25:44,399 --> 00:25:46,196 Stop whistling. It’s not nice 284 00:25:46,401 --> 00:25:49,029 I'm not whistling at a girl 285 00:25:49,237 --> 00:25:51,364 You go whistling after girls? 286 00:25:54,242 --> 00:25:57,871 You go whistling at girls and you say I'm sick? 287 00:25:59,247 --> 00:26:04,048 I never whistled at anyone and I didn't say I wouldn’t fight 288 00:26:06,755 --> 00:26:09,553 No point telling the truth to girls- Meaning? 289 00:26:09,758 --> 00:26:13,285 For example, in that dress you don’t look fat 290 00:26:13,929 --> 00:26:15,055 I look fat in this dress? 291 00:26:16,431 --> 00:26:18,399 I don’t look fat for the dress. 292 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:21,398 It’s the pink. Pink makes me look fat 293 00:26:21,770 --> 00:26:25,069 Neither you nor your dress is to blame. 294 00:26:25,273 --> 00:26:27,241 Pink takes the blame 295 00:26:27,609 --> 00:26:28,906 Oh God 296 00:26:29,111 --> 00:26:31,739 I'm serious. I look slim in blue 297 00:27:01,109 --> 00:27:02,576 I'll be back. - Where are you going? 298 00:27:03,445 --> 00:27:05,913 Where am I going... hot dog 299 00:27:09,117 --> 00:27:11,244 One for me. - Okay 300 00:27:25,133 --> 00:27:26,998 I knew! It’s... you 301 00:27:27,202 --> 00:27:29,762 I knew too. I'm avoiding you 302 00:27:33,475 --> 00:27:36,103 you're still angry? Rhea, I was only... 303 00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:41,881 You transpired. It’s bound to happen. - Forget it. Now we meet... 304 00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:44,779 after 6 months in New York. Like I told you... 305 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:49,780 between us, there’s a story. - And what about your other story? 306 00:27:49,991 --> 00:27:52,459 Which story? - The one behind the tree... 307 00:27:52,994 --> 00:27:55,963 in which you were doing whatever... - Who me...? No man... 308 00:27:56,998 --> 00:27:59,125 Rhea...? - Shalini 309 00:27:59,501 --> 00:28:02,800 Rhea! In New York? - Yes, studying fashion designing 310 00:28:03,004 --> 00:28:05,472 And you...? - Columbia University 311 00:28:05,674 --> 00:28:07,232 Rhea have you met my boyfriend? 312 00:28:09,678 --> 00:28:12,806 Karan is your boyfriend? - Yes. Ever since college. In Delhi 313 00:28:13,014 --> 00:28:15,642 Rhea and I were classmates in school. 314 00:28:16,685 --> 00:28:19,085 Your friend from school? That’s nice 315 00:28:19,287 --> 00:28:21,653 We never saw each other after we went to college 316 00:28:21,856 --> 00:28:23,824 How do you know each other? 317 00:28:24,025 --> 00:28:26,653 Karan. He’s your boyfriend 318 00:28:28,530 --> 00:28:30,327 Rhea is your friend from school 319 00:28:31,633 --> 00:28:38,334 If one of you isn’t telling How you met up, I'll scream. Right now 320 00:28:38,540 --> 00:28:39,336 No baby, no 321 00:28:39,541 --> 00:28:41,168 Excuse me - Come darling, I'll tell you 322 00:28:41,376 --> 00:28:45,176 When we met in Amsterdam... Shalini was still your girlfriend? 323 00:28:45,380 --> 00:28:46,347 You went to Amsterdam? 324 00:28:48,883 --> 00:28:50,851 Come, I'll tell you everything 325 00:28:53,221 --> 00:28:57,681 Shalini, I'll tell you how we met up in Amsterdam 326 00:28:58,994 --> 00:29:01,861 I got some work. I'll see you. - What work...? 327 00:29:02,063 --> 00:29:03,553 I'll tell you when I remember Come here 328 00:29:07,569 --> 00:29:11,699 He’s a real jerk. I swear! He actually kissed me. I slapped him 329 00:30:03,158 --> 00:30:06,958 Behind every successful man there’s a woman 330 00:30:07,162 --> 00:30:08,026 Of course 331 00:30:08,496 --> 00:30:11,294 That’s because girls never run after guys who don’t succeed 332 00:30:28,183 --> 00:30:32,643 You must rig the tent in four days 333 00:30:32,854 --> 00:30:36,483 Mr. Mishra, we’ve organized so many weddings together... 334 00:30:36,691 --> 00:30:40,149 I’ve given you so much business. And now in the eleventh hour... 335 00:30:40,362 --> 00:30:43,331 no, you must do something. Please 336 00:30:44,699 --> 00:30:47,167 Assurances and assurances. Nothing ever seems to happen 337 00:30:48,536 --> 00:30:51,835 Why are you staring at me? Get on with your jobs 338 00:30:57,212 --> 00:30:58,440 Nothing for breakfast? 339 00:30:59,881 --> 00:31:04,443 I only got to ask for breakfast and you break into tears? 340 00:31:04,652 --> 00:31:08,019 The tent isn’t up. Mr. Sharma’s wife is in labor 341 00:31:08,223 --> 00:31:12,853 And even that cow is sick!!! Why haven’t you taken a haircut? 342 00:31:13,561 --> 00:31:16,029 This is my Tom Cruise look - Tom Cruise look! 343 00:31:16,398 --> 00:31:23,031 I told you, stop organizing weddings. - Karan, please leave me alone 344 00:31:23,405 --> 00:31:26,863 I'll make myself breakfast. You want anything? 345 00:31:28,009 --> 00:31:32,036 Karan, what are you doing next week? - Next week? 346 00:31:33,081 --> 00:31:37,381 I don’t know about today and you ask me about a week ahead 347 00:31:37,585 --> 00:31:39,712 I’ve never planned so long ahead 348 00:31:46,261 --> 00:31:48,229 Because you're going to help me out with this wedding 349 00:31:48,430 --> 00:31:53,891 I'm supposed to organize weddings? - I'm not asking. I'm ordering you 350 00:31:54,102 --> 00:31:57,560 No way! I can’t do all this, I won’t get into all this 351 00:32:06,047 --> 00:32:10,416 Sahib, what goes in between? White flowers? Greens or marigolds? 352 00:32:10,785 --> 00:32:13,686 What do you feel? - Marigolds could be better 353 00:32:13,888 --> 00:32:18,257 I used marigolds for my wedding. - Then go ahead, why ask me? 354 00:32:19,794 --> 00:32:23,423 Not Oye. My name is Jhallo Ram. - Take your basket away 355 00:32:31,639 --> 00:32:33,869 Susie, don’t believe Natasha 356 00:32:34,075 --> 00:32:37,101 She and I are just friends. Nothing happened between us 357 00:32:37,312 --> 00:32:43,114 I don’t care. I just called to say that boss has cancelled your leave 358 00:32:43,318 --> 00:32:46,947 If you don’t report for work today you're fired 359 00:32:47,155 --> 00:32:47,951 Let him do that 360 00:32:48,156 --> 00:32:51,284 He was very serious - Even I'm very serious 361 00:32:51,493 --> 00:32:53,120 The Times of India has made an offer. 362 00:32:53,328 --> 00:32:55,455 They’ll carry my Hum-Tum cartoons daily 363 00:32:55,830 --> 00:33:00,130 And the money is nice. So who cares for this nine-to-fiver? 364 00:33:00,335 --> 00:33:02,633 Right Tuka Ram? - No. Jhallo Ram 365 00:33:03,671 --> 00:33:05,468 The bride’s people have arrived 366 00:33:06,107 --> 00:33:07,972 Susie, the bride's people have arrived 367 00:33:08,176 --> 00:33:11,475 Suji... the stuff for making sweets? (Suji: Semolina) 368 00:33:12,347 --> 00:33:14,815 Jhallo Ram. Unload the stuff 369 00:33:15,350 --> 00:33:19,810 Where is the electricity generator? Nothing’s on time if I'm not around 370 00:33:22,524 --> 00:33:25,652 Remove that basket 371 00:33:25,860 --> 00:33:27,828 Nice venue for a wedding 372 00:33:29,264 --> 00:33:34,827 A wedding villa is a fun place. How far away is your bridegroom? 373 00:33:36,538 --> 00:33:41,407 Hum-Tum! I always browse the strip in the Sunday Times of India 374 00:33:43,711 --> 00:33:50,514 My Hum-Tum is so popular among girls? - Yours? Hum-Tum are very cute 375 00:33:50,885 --> 00:33:53,683 Right. You and I are cute 376 00:34:13,808 --> 00:34:15,207 Damn tent 377 00:34:17,078 --> 00:34:21,208 Something awful always happens whenever I see you 378 00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:27,551 Whatever happened to your hair? - It’s my Tom Cruise look 379 00:34:27,922 --> 00:34:31,050 You won’t understand. Not your level. This is fashion 380 00:34:35,096 --> 00:34:36,393 What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? 381 00:34:36,598 --> 00:34:37,895 I'm in charge of wedding plans here 382 00:34:41,102 --> 00:34:45,061 That’s obvious. - Actually it’s my Ma. I'm helping her 383 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:48,898 That’s so sweet. - Right? See, so sweet 384 00:34:49,210 --> 00:34:52,907 What are you doing here? - you're organizing the wedding? 385 00:34:53,114 --> 00:34:57,244 And you don’t know who the bride is? - Who...? 386 00:35:00,788 --> 00:35:02,085 you're marrying so late? 387 00:35:02,290 --> 00:35:04,417 You could’ve mothered three kids by now. Have you? 388 00:35:09,864 --> 00:35:13,595 3 years on, I thought my slap would’ve mended your mind 389 00:35:15,036 --> 00:35:16,936 Some guys never change 390 00:35:17,472 --> 00:35:20,032 My bags are inside the car. Have them delivered to my room 391 00:35:20,241 --> 00:35:22,607 You think I'm a porter? - Likewise 392 00:35:35,156 --> 00:35:38,284 What’s up? - How many kilos of candies? 393 00:35:38,493 --> 00:35:42,122 Who wants candies? I hate them. Who asked for it? 394 00:35:42,330 --> 00:35:43,957 The bride’s mother. - Who chooses sweets for the wedding? 395 00:35:44,165 --> 00:35:48,295 The bride’s mother? Or I...? - you're the boss 396 00:35:48,503 --> 00:35:51,631 Get ten kilos of pastries. - Done 397 00:35:53,174 --> 00:35:54,300 Greetings. - Greetings 398 00:35:54,509 --> 00:36:00,141 I'm the bride’s mother. Sorry, you should’ve said you hate candies 399 00:36:00,348 --> 00:36:01,474 I’d never have asked for those 400 00:36:01,683 --> 00:36:02,308 Aunty, I was only... 401 00:36:02,517 --> 00:36:05,975 Aunty? How can you call me aunty? 402 00:36:06,354 --> 00:36:09,152 Jhallo Ram where are you going? - To buy your pastries 403 00:36:09,357 --> 00:36:11,985 I was just joking. What did the bride’s mother ask for? 404 00:36:12,193 --> 00:36:14,161 Candies. - Then candy it is 405 00:36:14,362 --> 00:36:16,660 Buy 10 kilos. No, 15 kilos 406 00:36:16,864 --> 00:36:17,990 5 kilos from my side 407 00:36:18,199 --> 00:36:19,496 Many thanks 408 00:36:19,701 --> 00:36:21,669 you're Anju’s son? - Yes Aunty 409 00:36:21,869 --> 00:36:23,996 What’s this cursed Aunty-Aunty? 410 00:36:24,205 --> 00:36:27,333 In our times, we married early we had our babies fast 411 00:36:27,709 --> 00:36:29,836 If you insist... 412 00:36:30,044 --> 00:36:31,341 you can add a Bobby with Aunty. 413 00:36:31,546 --> 00:36:33,844 The name’s Mrs. Parminder Prakash 414 00:36:34,048 --> 00:36:38,178 But everyone calls me Bobby Aunty. It is my pet name 415 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:39,516 If I may say so, 416 00:36:39,887 --> 00:36:42,355 you're as beautiful as the legendary danseuse Umrao Jaan 417 00:36:42,724 --> 00:36:46,524 I’ve been noticing you all along. Your poise, your grace... 418 00:36:46,728 --> 00:36:48,855 today’s girls have none of it. Now take your daughter 419 00:36:49,063 --> 00:36:53,193 Son... even I’ve been noticing you all day, 420 00:36:53,568 --> 00:36:58,528 striding like a tiger... showing off your stripes to the girls. - Not I... 421 00:36:58,740 --> 00:37:00,537 Come off it. Wish you good luck 422 00:37:00,742 --> 00:37:02,209 Please... - Karan... 423 00:37:02,410 --> 00:37:04,037 Yes Bobby Aunty...? - Shut up 424 00:37:05,246 --> 00:37:07,373 "Shut up" is a family trait... 425 00:37:10,251 --> 00:37:11,377 Not Priya. Pooja 426 00:37:11,586 --> 00:37:16,717 I think Priya suits you more. Can I call you Priya? 427 00:37:23,097 --> 00:37:25,224 Find a car for me 428 00:37:25,433 --> 00:37:28,561 Your friends and family just hijacked all the cars 429 00:37:29,937 --> 00:37:31,905 And my designer wants me to try out my wedding gown right now 430 00:37:32,106 --> 00:37:33,073 Get me a cab 431 00:37:34,609 --> 00:37:35,906 Here’s a village. 432 00:37:36,110 --> 00:37:38,237 You won’t spot a cab in a 12 mile radius 433 00:37:43,117 --> 00:37:43,913 There’s a way 434 00:37:45,620 --> 00:37:47,087 Why aren’t you attending the ritual? 435 00:37:50,124 --> 00:37:52,752 You aren’t supposed to meet your fiancé two days before the wedding 436 00:37:55,463 --> 00:37:58,762 Is it an arranged match? Or love? 437 00:38:09,977 --> 00:38:15,279 What do you mean? - Sameer and I went to college together 438 00:38:17,151 --> 00:38:18,277 He proposed 439 00:38:21,989 --> 00:38:25,288 He’s smart, sensitive, successful, mature... 440 00:38:25,493 --> 00:38:29,122 unlike you. Find-my-towel-type. - What’s find-my-towel-type? 441 00:38:29,330 --> 00:38:31,298 Like someone who’d scream from the bathroom... 442 00:38:31,499 --> 00:38:35,299 "Where’s my towel, my shoes ...where’s the newspaper?" 443 00:38:35,837 --> 00:38:39,796 "Just peas and potatoes?" In short, find-my-towel-type 444 00:38:41,008 --> 00:38:41,804 You expect your Sameer 445 00:38:42,009 --> 00:38:43,806 won’t ask you to find his towel after the wedding? 446 00:38:49,517 --> 00:38:53,977 In New York you lived with Sameer? - Before my wedding? Are you mad? 447 00:38:54,188 --> 00:38:57,646 Don’t tell me you never...? - What...? 448 00:39:02,029 --> 00:39:05,328 Why should I tell you that? - That means no. I knew it 449 00:39:18,379 --> 00:39:22,179 Rhea, Pooja said your Sameer is some computer engineer 450 00:39:22,550 --> 00:39:24,518 Sounds quite serious and quite boring 451 00:39:26,053 --> 00:39:30,012 Being a computer engineer doesn’t make him serious and boring 452 00:39:30,725 --> 00:39:33,853 Unlike you, he isn’t an immature fool 453 00:39:34,729 --> 00:39:37,197 Had I been more mature, you would’ve considered me...? 454 00:39:37,398 --> 00:39:41,528 Shut up Karan. I'm getting married in two days. you're sick 455 00:39:41,903 --> 00:39:46,704 Did I ask you to marry me? She takes everything so seriously 456 00:39:49,410 --> 00:39:52,868 I don’t see your husband. He’s in the catering business? 457 00:39:53,247 --> 00:39:55,545 you're in the weddings" business, he’s in the catering business...? 458 00:39:55,750 --> 00:39:59,208 Wonderful! Wish you good luck. - No, he’s a photographer 459 00:39:59,587 --> 00:40:01,885 Even better! He’s going to shoot the wedding photos? 460 00:40:02,089 --> 00:40:05,388 No, he’s a fashion photographer. Besides he doesn’t live in India 461 00:40:05,593 --> 00:40:09,893 In fact, we’ve separated. - So what? 462 00:40:10,264 --> 00:40:16,726 I’ve separated from my husband too. It was a matter of life and death 463 00:40:17,104 --> 00:40:21,063 Bobby, you're a wonderful example of perseverance 464 00:40:21,275 --> 00:40:25,075 Somewhat true. But Anju, you’ve got it going for you 465 00:40:25,279 --> 00:40:26,906 You run a thriving wedding business. 466 00:40:27,114 --> 00:40:28,240 And all you have is one son 467 00:40:28,449 --> 00:40:29,746 You haven’t a worry in life 468 00:40:29,951 --> 00:40:33,250 Of course I worry. Mention marriage and Karan runs scared 469 00:40:33,454 --> 00:40:34,921 Why...? 470 00:40:35,289 --> 00:40:37,757 Marriage is the end of love and romance 471 00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:41,424 Taking a potshot at marriage? Does he know what love and romance is? 472 00:40:42,296 --> 00:40:44,093 What would she know? She’s getting hitched 473 00:40:44,298 --> 00:40:46,926 You tell me, did Adam and Eve marry? - No... 474 00:40:47,134 --> 00:40:51,093 They didn't and they basked in their un-marital bliss 475 00:40:52,807 --> 00:40:55,435 Look at legends. Romeo and Juliet. Did they marry? 476 00:40:55,643 --> 00:40:56,610 No. - They didn't 477 00:40:56,811 --> 00:40:58,438 Did Heer marry Ranjha? - No 478 00:40:58,646 --> 00:41:01,114 Did Shirin and Farhad marry? - No 479 00:41:01,315 --> 00:41:03,442 Ever wondered why? - Why...? 480 00:41:03,651 --> 00:41:04,447 I'll tell you why. 481 00:41:04,652 --> 00:41:07,450 Marriage would’ve spelled doom for their romance 482 00:41:07,655 --> 00:41:09,953 They could never have become legendary lovers 483 00:41:10,658 --> 00:41:13,957 So I tell you, if you wish to find true love, never marry 484 00:41:14,161 --> 00:41:15,788 Fall in love, like me 485 00:41:16,831 --> 00:41:17,297 What rubbish 486 00:41:17,498 --> 00:41:18,294 Nonsense 487 00:41:18,833 --> 00:41:23,293 Yet every romantic legend stopped short of a wedding? How come? 488 00:41:24,672 --> 00:41:27,641 You ever heard a story told about the romance of any married couple? 489 00:41:28,175 --> 00:41:30,302 Of course. And everyone in the world knows 490 00:41:31,846 --> 00:41:36,806 Emperor Shah Jahan gave his wife Mumtaz 491 00:41:37,018 --> 00:41:38,246 the finest tribute to love. Taj Mahal 492 00:41:56,871 --> 00:42:04,334 "Chocolate heroes" 493 00:42:05,046 --> 00:42:07,674 "They’re screaming for love..." 494 00:42:09,550 --> 00:42:12,018 "these roadside Romeos..." 495 00:42:23,230 --> 00:42:27,690 "but They’ll duck the wedding" 496 00:42:27,902 --> 00:42:46,083 "Chocolate heroes" 497 00:43:02,269 --> 00:43:05,898 "Deep down inside whatever he is..." 498 00:43:06,774 --> 00:43:09,572 "he’ll put up a heroic posture" 499 00:43:11,112 --> 00:43:14,570 "All day he’s ogling books..." 500 00:43:15,783 --> 00:43:18,752 "full of girlie posters" 501 00:43:20,287 --> 00:43:22,084 "He’ll say life’s a carnival..." 502 00:43:22,456 --> 00:43:24,083 "but marriage is trouble" 503 00:43:24,792 --> 00:43:29,092 "So show him the door" 504 00:43:29,296 --> 00:43:38,102 "Chocolate hero" 505 00:43:57,158 --> 00:44:00,787 "Talk of marrying..." 506 00:44:01,662 --> 00:44:04,631 "and he throws a fit" 507 00:44:06,167 --> 00:44:09,466 "Talk of living-in..." 508 00:44:10,671 --> 00:44:13,970 "you’ll find he swears by it" 509 00:44:15,176 --> 00:44:17,303 "In every girl he finds romance" 510 00:44:17,511 --> 00:44:19,479 "But commitment, not a chance" 511 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:24,310 "He’ll never find Juliet so Romeo loses his shirt" 512 00:44:24,518 --> 00:44:42,529 "Chocolate heroes" 513 00:45:01,055 --> 00:45:03,683 "He’ll grow up to become an ageing beast..." 514 00:45:05,559 --> 00:45:08,357 "and the coughing will rack his ancient chest..." 515 00:45:10,231 --> 00:45:12,859 "he won’t find a helping hand..." 516 00:45:14,735 --> 00:45:17,203 "then he’ll miss love’s caring wand" 517 00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:21,936 "When he is abandoned, then he will repent" 518 00:45:23,744 --> 00:45:28,374 "And then finally, he will remember me" 519 00:46:22,369 --> 00:46:23,768 The bridegroom has come. 520 00:46:24,204 --> 00:46:26,331 What’s all this excitement over? Fetching the bridegroom? 521 00:46:26,507 --> 00:46:28,099 He’s bound to turn up, isn’t he? If he fails to turn up... 522 00:46:28,475 --> 00:46:30,739 then you’ve reason for excitement... the bridegroom is missing... 523 00:47:05,479 --> 00:47:07,606 What a naughty boy 524 00:47:31,605 --> 00:47:33,232 "Where ends our story?" 525 00:47:33,774 --> 00:47:34,570 "Story? Ours?" 526 00:47:35,943 --> 00:47:37,240 "A story is happening around every one. 527 00:47:37,778 --> 00:47:41,737 When we meet others, our stories meet" 528 00:47:41,949 --> 00:47:43,416 "There’s no story about us. There’s only 529 00:47:43,617 --> 00:47:46,415 "The End" and this is the end" 530 00:48:39,273 --> 00:48:40,570 I wish Mamma was here 531 00:48:41,442 --> 00:48:47,244 You know she’s busy at home. If she could’ve come, she would 532 00:48:47,614 --> 00:48:48,911 Carrying prayer candles 533 00:48:49,116 --> 00:48:51,243 What...? - Always transpires with prayer candles 534 00:48:51,452 --> 00:48:58,756 Mamma, I thought you wouldn’t make it 535 00:48:58,959 --> 00:49:02,759 I was held up 536 00:49:02,963 --> 00:49:08,424 I thought I’d miss your flight. But Karan took care of everything 537 00:49:15,142 --> 00:49:17,440 Friend’s colony? I live in Friends Colony too 538 00:49:22,149 --> 00:49:24,617 Sorry, I lied. Actually I live in Kailash Colony 539 00:49:24,818 --> 00:49:26,945 But now that we’ve met Let’s meet up more 540 00:49:35,162 --> 00:49:35,958 No use 541 00:49:38,832 --> 00:49:41,801 No use. You’ll end up taking her out, 542 00:49:42,002 --> 00:49:43,799 splurging on her... 543 00:49:44,004 --> 00:49:45,801 And when you're dropping her home 544 00:49:46,006 --> 00:49:47,803 you’ll hope she asks you in for coffee 545 00:49:49,009 --> 00:49:49,805 She won’t 546 00:49:50,677 --> 00:49:51,974 How can you say? 547 00:50:00,187 --> 00:50:02,815 Even I did my bit. But don’t worry 548 00:50:03,023 --> 00:50:04,650 my success rate wasn’t hundred percent 549 00:50:05,359 --> 00:50:06,986 Many a times, I was left thirsting for coffee 550 00:50:09,530 --> 00:50:12,499 You think I don’t think like you? 551 00:50:14,535 --> 00:50:16,503 For you as many girls as you wish? 552 00:50:16,703 --> 00:50:18,671 For me, only one for a whole lifetime? 553 00:50:21,041 --> 00:50:23,839 Don’t worry, Rhea didn't make a wrong decision 554 00:50:25,045 --> 00:50:26,842 No boring scenes as in when I suddenly 555 00:50:27,047 --> 00:50:29,515 realize that you're in love with Rhea 556 00:50:30,551 --> 00:50:32,348 Even if he does, too bad 557 00:50:34,388 --> 00:50:38,688 We need women more than they need us 558 00:50:39,726 --> 00:50:40,522 And somewhere inside all of us guys, 559 00:50:40,727 --> 00:50:43,525 there’s a kid who refuses to grow up 560 00:50:47,901 --> 00:50:49,698 No matter... how feeble she might seem... 561 00:50:51,405 --> 00:50:54,704 but in here we’re far weaker 562 00:50:57,911 --> 00:50:59,208 But you won’t understand now 563 00:51:00,747 --> 00:51:04,706 The day you find your Rhea, you’ll know 564 00:51:49,630 --> 00:51:53,760 You always appear just when I’ve forgotten all about you 565 00:51:55,135 --> 00:51:59,595 Which means, you think of me all the time when I'm away 566 00:51:59,806 --> 00:52:01,103 I never meant that 567 00:52:01,308 --> 00:52:04,106 If you wish never to see me again... 568 00:52:05,145 --> 00:52:07,773 you must think of me always 569 00:52:08,148 --> 00:52:09,775 Because when you’ve forgotten all about me... 570 00:52:09,983 --> 00:52:13,441 I'll make my appearance- Yes 571 00:52:13,654 --> 00:52:19,115 But if you're thinking of me always you're actually wishing you’d see me 572 00:52:19,326 --> 00:52:21,123 Right? Yes... no... 573 00:52:21,328 --> 00:52:26,630 That’s why a boy and a girl can never be friends- Why? 574 00:52:26,833 --> 00:52:31,793 Because you girls always end up talking about love 575 00:52:32,506 --> 00:52:35,964 Then you and I will never be friends 576 00:53:10,043 --> 00:53:12,671 Dad, will you ever be on time...? 577 00:53:34,568 --> 00:53:43,533 "I'm no poet" 578 00:53:44,077 --> 00:53:48,207 "But my pretty one..." 579 00:53:48,415 --> 00:53:52,215 "ever since I’ve seen you..." 580 00:53:52,419 --> 00:53:57,379 "poetry just dawned upon me" 581 00:54:11,938 --> 00:54:15,897 "I had heard of love, no doubt" 582 00:54:16,109 --> 00:54:21,069 "But I didn't know what love was" 583 00:54:21,448 --> 00:54:25,748 "I remained confused as confusions generally are..." 584 00:54:25,952 --> 00:54:30,582 "and remained an enemy among friends" 585 00:54:30,957 --> 00:54:35,087 "Yet I'm no foe..." 586 00:54:35,629 --> 00:54:39,759 "but dear pretty one..." 587 00:54:39,966 --> 00:54:43,595 "having seen you..." 588 00:54:43,804 --> 00:54:49,265 "I’ve learnt to make friends" 589 00:54:49,976 --> 00:54:53,935 "And I was no poet" 590 00:55:03,490 --> 00:55:04,286 Nice? Awful? 591 00:55:07,828 --> 00:55:10,296 Your Dad isn’t an international photographer for nothing 592 00:55:12,833 --> 00:55:13,959 Could I find her phone number? 593 00:55:16,837 --> 00:55:22,969 Now Paris? Aren’t you tired of shifting base every year or two? 594 00:55:23,176 --> 00:55:24,302 What’s tiring about it? 595 00:55:26,012 --> 00:55:29,311 In the last eight years I’ve done New York, Milan and now Paris 596 00:55:30,350 --> 00:55:32,648 Who are you running from? - Your mother 597 00:55:33,687 --> 00:55:36,485 I won’t talk ill of your mother in front of you 598 00:55:36,690 --> 00:55:38,487 Dad! Not even behind my back 599 00:55:40,193 --> 00:55:42,320 A man has a right to live his life, no? 600 00:55:42,529 --> 00:55:43,996 If not my wife, whom do I criticize... 601 00:55:44,531 --> 00:55:46,158 my neighbor’s wife? 602 00:55:47,367 --> 00:55:49,335 Even after all these years of living apart? 603 00:55:49,536 --> 00:55:51,163 You still consider her your wife? 604 00:55:57,544 --> 00:56:00,012 Mom was upset when we shifted from Delhi. 605 00:56:01,214 --> 00:56:02,511 She’s settled down 606 00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:08,347 Your room is over there. - Thanks 607 00:56:21,401 --> 00:56:24,199 Part of my last year’s photo exhibition 608 00:56:25,238 --> 00:56:27,035 Snacks? - Yes please 609 00:56:30,911 --> 00:56:32,208 Your wife is fine, Dad 610 00:56:32,746 --> 00:56:34,213 Did I ask how she is? 611 00:56:35,582 --> 00:56:36,708 Not in as many words 612 00:56:47,260 --> 00:56:49,057 Good day, mister. Coffee or tea? 613 00:56:56,937 --> 00:57:00,065 Good day, madam. Coffee or tea? - Coffee. 614 00:57:15,455 --> 00:57:19,585 Like I said, life’s a long while We keep meeting 615 00:57:29,469 --> 00:57:30,436 That was bound to happen 616 00:57:33,139 --> 00:57:34,936 Every time we meet something always goes wrong 617 00:57:36,142 --> 00:57:37,439 You haven’t changed a bit 618 00:57:38,311 --> 00:57:42,270 What are you doing in Paris? - I run a little boutique here 619 00:57:43,817 --> 00:57:44,784 What are you doing here? 620 00:57:45,819 --> 00:57:48,117 I'm pursuing love between" You and l" 621 00:57:49,656 --> 00:57:52,454 Remember my cartoon characters Hum-Tum? 622 00:57:52,993 --> 00:57:56,622 You won’t believe it, the whole country is raving about Hum-Tum 623 00:58:04,170 --> 00:58:09,335 Publishers wanted me to write a novel about Hum-Tum... in which... 624 00:58:09,743 --> 00:58:13,338 they fall in love. Because Paris is the most romantic city in the world... 625 00:58:13,546 --> 00:58:15,446 here I am, catalyzing their romance. 626 00:58:15,648 --> 00:58:17,980 And it’s so awful, you're walking out? 627 00:58:18,184 --> 00:58:22,883 No, it’s my station. All the best for your Hum-Tum 628 00:58:29,796 --> 00:58:33,095 Say hi to Sameer 629 00:58:35,468 --> 00:58:37,163 Sameer is no longer part of my life 630 00:59:13,273 --> 00:59:15,935 That’s a sandwich. Meant to be eaten, not ogled 631 00:59:17,010 --> 00:59:19,501 Should I call her up Dad? - Certainly not 632 00:59:19,712 --> 00:59:20,838 Wait till the next summer 633 00:59:22,649 --> 00:59:24,048 I want to talk to her, 634 00:59:24,417 --> 00:59:26,078 I want to know what happened to her 635 00:59:28,021 --> 00:59:29,921 She isn’t the same old Rhea 636 00:59:31,191 --> 00:59:34,490 But she doesn’t have a nice impression of me. 637 00:59:35,061 --> 00:59:36,153 Hope she doesn’t get me wrong 638 00:59:36,362 --> 00:59:38,990 If you wish to do a good turn, do it. Don’t hesitate 639 00:59:46,106 --> 00:59:47,903 If you keep mulling over it you’ll end up nowhere 640 00:59:49,742 --> 00:59:53,940 Who will eat that food? Your Dad? Not a bad idea, who wants to diet? 641 01:00:00,220 --> 01:00:01,619 Can I speak to Rhea? 642 01:00:03,056 --> 01:00:07,652 Who’s calling? I'm hearing Hindi after ages 643 01:00:10,196 --> 01:00:12,596 Umrao Jaan, is that you? - Umrao Jaan? 644 01:00:13,133 --> 01:00:18,264 Aunty, I'm Karan. Karan Kapoor. Mrs. Kapoor's son 645 01:00:19,506 --> 01:00:22,031 Is that you Tiger? Where are you calling from? 646 01:00:22,242 --> 01:00:25,336 I'm calling from Paris. You needn’t raise your voice 647 01:00:25,545 --> 01:00:29,140 Shut up, I'm tired of talking in hushed tones 648 01:00:29,349 --> 01:00:32,182 Blast their diction, they always seem to be conspiring in whispers 649 01:00:32,418 --> 01:00:34,943 If you're in Paris aren’t you coming over to see us? 650 01:00:35,155 --> 01:00:37,885 Give me your address and I'll be over in a flash 651 01:00:38,091 --> 01:00:41,356 Address? You know how these names sound 652 01:00:41,561 --> 01:00:44,689 ...I went to school till 8th standard 653 01:00:44,898 --> 01:00:47,366 Yes I can manage English, 654 01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:49,859 but this language... never heard anything like it 655 01:00:50,069 --> 01:00:54,096 French... never speak what they write. More like they are gargling. 656 01:00:57,210 --> 01:01:00,805 I'll give it a try. Write 657 01:01:06,719 --> 01:01:14,558 It’s a red building on the street. I can’t manage the name of the house 658 01:01:14,761 --> 01:01:18,925 Made of olden type red bricks 659 01:01:24,204 --> 01:01:31,167 Sometime in life some things happen and you lose faith in God 660 01:01:32,679 --> 01:01:38,845 Did Sameer and Rhea hurt anyone? Just after their first anniversary... 661 01:01:43,223 --> 01:01:46,215 like everyday Sameer was leaving for work 662 01:01:47,293 --> 01:01:51,161 Some college students jumped a traffic signal for the fun of it 663 01:01:52,599 --> 01:01:57,002 And in a moment’s time, Rhea’s life changed forever 664 01:01:59,806 --> 01:02:04,106 Time was when she lit up my life whenever she came home 665 01:02:05,144 --> 01:02:07,271 Nowadays she’s so quiet... 666 01:02:15,955 --> 01:02:19,391 She left America, India... and now she’s here... 667 01:02:20,727 --> 01:02:23,787 where she knows no one and no one knows her 668 01:02:25,098 --> 01:02:28,295 I think she wants to get lost in the crowds 669 01:02:32,438 --> 01:02:37,273 Now it’s as if Rhea is lost herself 670 01:02:39,312 --> 01:02:42,748 My Rhea lived life on her own terms; 671 01:02:43,549 --> 01:02:45,676 in life’s hands, she suffers her defeat 672 01:03:02,869 --> 01:03:04,234 Just met your mother 673 01:03:06,072 --> 01:03:07,471 Can I share your umbrella? 674 01:03:23,823 --> 01:03:26,087 In life, how often... 675 01:03:32,565 --> 01:03:34,499 Sometimes whatever happens to us... 676 01:03:35,368 --> 01:03:36,665 God what am I saying...? 677 01:03:38,204 --> 01:03:39,501 Whatever I say, what use... 678 01:03:56,055 --> 01:03:58,649 you're home 679 01:03:59,225 --> 01:04:04,094 And you couldn't even say how you liked the conversation 680 01:04:10,837 --> 01:04:13,032 Thank you Karan - What for? 681 01:04:14,140 --> 01:04:16,574 For what you’ve been trying to say 682 01:04:20,279 --> 01:04:24,841 Hey Rhea, can I borrow your umbrella? 683 01:05:02,155 --> 01:05:04,555 One minute... your phone. 684 01:05:04,757 --> 01:05:06,190 Who is it? - No idea 685 01:05:09,529 --> 01:05:11,053 This is such a problem. 686 01:05:11,264 --> 01:05:13,391 I grasp Neither the language nor the cuisine 687 01:05:13,599 --> 01:05:15,396 I end up eating what I never ordered. 688 01:05:19,439 --> 01:05:22,169 And I get to return your umbrella 689 01:05:23,109 --> 01:05:26,237 No Karan. Not lunch. I'm busy tomorrow 690 01:05:38,958 --> 01:05:40,585 He only asked you out for lunch 691 01:05:42,795 --> 01:05:44,262 You could’ve said dinner 692 01:05:44,964 --> 01:05:47,592 All day you sit at home. You could do with an outing 693 01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:50,098 What a life. Home-to-boutique-to-home 694 01:05:51,437 --> 01:05:54,270 I'm only watching my thriller 695 01:05:55,141 --> 01:06:00,272 Lovely song. Shammi Kapoor is a star 696 01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:01,947 My darling baby 697 01:06:15,161 --> 01:06:17,288 Finding that Chinese restaurant was tough 698 01:06:18,664 --> 01:06:20,359 You said you’d be busy. 699 01:06:20,833 --> 01:06:22,801 So I thought let’s have lunch here 700 01:06:29,509 --> 01:06:31,306 Come on, I am famished 701 01:06:32,678 --> 01:06:33,975 Why are you doing this, Karan? 702 01:06:39,018 --> 01:06:40,713 Why this expression of sympathy? 703 01:06:41,354 --> 01:06:42,651 This is the reason 704 01:06:42,855 --> 01:06:45,153 why I didn't return to India after Sameer died 705 01:06:46,359 --> 01:06:48,486 I hate seeing people pitying me 706 01:06:52,532 --> 01:06:55,660 The food bill. 32 Euros 707 01:06:56,035 --> 01:07:00,938 Your share is 16 Euros. Remember? You only said fifty-fifty 708 01:07:08,047 --> 01:07:10,345 Can we eat? I'm really hungry 709 01:07:18,224 --> 01:07:18,952 Lovely food 710 01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:22,687 How did you find out I like Chinese? 711 01:07:22,895 --> 01:07:25,022 - I never knew. I love Chinese 712 01:07:33,573 --> 01:07:35,700 Eat in peace. Let me take care of her 713 01:07:55,595 --> 01:07:58,063 Pretty child. - Thank you 714 01:07:58,264 --> 01:08:04,066 Something about me? - I only said she’s a pretty child 715 01:08:08,908 --> 01:08:10,739 You picked up French so fast? 716 01:08:11,611 --> 01:08:14,478 Must know the language where you live 717 01:08:15,448 --> 01:08:18,576 I seem to be able to make do with Hindi anywhere in the world 718 01:08:19,452 --> 01:08:22,421 If they don’t know Hindi I make sure I teach them some 719 01:08:27,293 --> 01:08:29,818 If I don’t teach Hindi to those French kids... 720 01:08:30,296 --> 01:08:34,426 you can change my name to something French 721 01:08:35,635 --> 01:08:41,267 But if I succeed, you’ll do as I say. - Do what...?