"You and I..."
"Because I love you"
"Boys get together and go out Girls get together and chat"
"How will we get together?"
"Deep in my heart, you and l"
"Daylongs of longings whenever you’re nowhere near"
"Who all were you with?
"So if you love me?"
"Why didn’t you profess your love and you fought me off?"
"Now come into my arms"
First of all God created the world.
Then he went off to sleep over it...
and He conjured up a guy and He was glad
So He wanted to dream on and on.
That’s when He made His biggest mistake
He created a Girl.
Which done, He lost his sleep. So we lost our sleep too. For good
And the world was split into two halves
girls and guys, like you and I
"So what do we do about ...you and I?"
Renowned cartoonist Karan Kapoor's debut novel "Hum-Tum"...
is a national bestseller
First week sales crossed 10,000 copies
with orders of ten thousand more
Karan Kapoor joins the press in a first look after this grand success
How does a cartoonist turn into author?
Tried cartoons, now I'm trying words,
hoping to understand ...women, someday
Come to grips with that understanding?
Hopefully, after a few more books
And you’ll write only on women?
Anything better, more interesting?
Notwithstanding your digs at girls... - Indeed...
I think your novel is woven around... your real life experience.
Look... when love is requited... there’s no story left to be told.
A failed romance isn’t worth talking
And unrequited love...?
True love never goes unrequited
it’s consummated, one day or another. Because life’s a long while
Many such romances in your life?
Only one object of romance.
But the romances she sparked were many
Silence
Mamma, enough - Rhea, stop it
My daughter is going abroad...
Who else in the family ever went?
Who else in our colony? Ever?
I’ve packed lots of snacks for you
Spiced grams, pickles, sweets
Eat almonds every day, sharpens your brains
ill miss you Mamma
i will also, child
Hey gorgeous
Karan, where have you been?
Something forgotten back in the car? - Yes
Oh car keys
You see... - Don’t even start
i don’t care whoever she was.
Who said I was with any girl?
You got the passport, tickets?
Mom I’m going to America. To study.
I think i can take care of myself
Rubbish
Hey brother
Don’t hey brother me, okay?
I got your passport, tickets
What would i do without you Mihir?
Grow up, okay?
Sure, Karan grows up someday
Hear that?
Thank God Shalini is in New York.
She’ll take care of you
Don’t remind me. - She’s your girlfriend
So? Never take girls too seriously
Girls are like buses.
There’s one every two minutes, traffic permitting
i disapprove of your attitude towards girls.
And I’ve told you that before Girls...
Are mothers, sisters. I know But not my sisters
You will learn to show respect to women.
Says who that i don’t respect women?
I respect you, i respect indira Gandhi
Mother Teresa, Mother India, Miss India
Sorry
Keep Him on your desk.
Lord Ganesha Thank you for sparing me that melodrama
Look
One minute Rhea...
Mamma enough. I’m off - Listen
I’ll be late for my flight
I’ll spank you if you don’t stop right there
Oblations from our Goddess of Succor.
Give it to the poor in America
Never argue, my child.
Do one good deed then you’ll deserve a good turn
My tigress. Bye, wish you good luck.
Hoist those pants
Yes one minute
Your dad - Your husband.
I wish you’d mention him with a smile
Yes, i got the passport
i was thinking, this time for a change
why not holiday with me in New York?
The way he talked, i think he misses you
in all these seven years,
did he care to call me up even once?
Better for you if you stay out of this mess.
Concentrate on your studies - Yes, studies
Mihir, you’ll take care of Ma?
Like you always take care of her?
You make nice-sounding parting shots
like take care of Ma etc... etc
Bye Karan. - Take care
i hope he does fine
You’re worrying about him? I pity the girls out there
They don’t know what’s coming their way.
No hi out of the blue
i won’t even glance at her.
Not even if she is eyeing me.
Praise the name of The Lord Preserve the name of The Lord
Not one nice airhostess
you know beer-dinner-playing hard to get was a waste of time
When it’s too late to even say hi...
Then you ask for a magazine
Know what, for three hours we’ve been
only two inches from each other...
without knowing each other’s names.
Why didn’t you ask before?
Rhea Prakash
Karan Kapoor You can call me Karoo
The makings of a highly interesting acquaintance?
You and i
Not as in yourself and me
Let’s make a guess. You’re the tea type
Nice you avoid tea. You know, tea types?
My mother prefers tea
Just what i was about to say. Tea types
are conservative mothers, grandmothers
Today’s woman prefers coffee not tea
Hello... sleeping beauty... rise and shine
Our New York flight is six hours away
Airport squatting is boring.
Let’s take a tour of Amsterdam
You got a visa. - How did you know?
I checked your passport. - You rifled my bag?
You were asleep. I was bored.
So i thought how I’d kill some time
You don’t open a lady’s handbag.
Why what’s inside a lady’s handbag?
Okay i stand corrected. I’d never do it again
i can’t believe you rifled my bag. - I said I’m sorry
Where are you headed? - I thought we’d sight see Amsterdam
So where does our story end? - Story? Ours?
Every one has a story.
So when we meet others, our stories meet
We’ll spend lots of time together and
We’ll look each other up in New York
Or we might say goodbyes and never meet again
No matter how long or how short, here’s a tale of the two of us
Keep. Euro 1.40 - What was that?
My fare- Don’t be silly. Only 75 Rupees
Fifty-fifty. Why must you spend on my tickets?
Yes, how are we related?
I was about to crack another bad joke
Here’s where we are.
And there’s where we’re headed
Why do people smoke?
Unless you try how will you know? It’s amazing
Why do people smoke?
I thought we’re taking this tour together
Why do you guys always walk ahead of girls?
Why are girls always a step behind?
We walk ahead to show the way
and we follow so we can support you
We decided not to see boring museums.
When did we decide?
Okay, we’re deciding now.
Museums are for kids, school teachers and old people.
I’m off
You’ll leave me all alone?
You will leave a girl all alone in Amsterdam?
How will i get to the airport on my own?
Fine. You go your way. I’ll go mine.
Done with your museum?
God - What have i done?
Why were you staring at that girl?
Your x-ray eyes see through dresses? - I wish
Karan how would you feel if you were ogled at by a girl?
Thank God, not all guys think like you
Not all guys think like that? You seriously think so?
You mean every guy is looking for the same thing from a girl?
And what if he doesn’t get it? - We cover up with lies
Lies?
So what’s your lie?
Your lies
When a girl smiles at me...
I tell my friends, look, she gave me her telephone number
When she gives me her telephone number
I'll tell that I took her out
When I take her out, I'll say that I held her hand
When she holds my hand, I'll say...
I kissed her
After I’ve kissed her, I'll say...
And talking about us, what lies will you tell your friends?
Why does she take everything so seriously?
"You’ll never figure why..." "no girl’s ever like a guy"
"She thinks harder but she knows lesser"
"Whatever her heart tells she’ll do quite something else"
"I'll never figure why she isn’t like a guy"
"There’s romance lurking in her heart but she wants you to make a start"
"And when she’s rattled
It’s her locks that she ruffled"
I mean you're all the same
We’re nice friends, I never thought of you that way
Sounds fine, but it never came to my mind
"Up close she says you're so special
and soon nothing about you is good enough"
What an awful shirt
What a haircut
Stop speeding
Stop hogging
Give me a break
"Up close she wants to change your life
the spell she casts can ruin your life"
"You’ll fall for her words then you’ll know why..."
"what started with a laugh ends in a cry"
"And you’ll never figure why she’s so unlike a guy"
"If happiness is being alone what makes you such a flirt?"
"The thousand gifts you shower on her for what were all those flowers?"
You didn't tell me your name
How about a coffee?
Can I drop you home?
When do I get to see you next?
"It’s a wayward life you’ve lived living like a tramp"
"But you’ll insist you're different why are you so vain?"
That wet towel on the floor
Cap of the toothpaste tube missing
Wear used socks inside out
Never knows how time flies?
"How to live a life, she shows you"
"She makes something human out of you"
"Not one moment can you live without her"
"And she knows what you can’t tell her"
"That’s just why no girl’s are like a guy"
"All sorts of strange dates she’ll always call to mind"
"Love can be forgotten but forgetting a date is crime"
On 1st March, we looked at each other. 4th April, I went to meet you
May 21. You touched me
June 6. I felt something stirring
"Can’t trust a guy, these guys are so fast"
"Now he’s here, now he’s gone no telling how long he’ll last"
Your Mummy-Daddy aren’t at home? Great! Can I come over?
Your friend is going home alone. Poor thing, shall I escort her?
"She’ll lead you up the street before she says yes"
"She’s enjoying herself while you're getting harassed"
"She’s shy, that’s why"
"But if she said yes ever she’s is avowed forever"
"That’s just why a girl’s different from a guy"
Someone, shut her up
All right, what’s the quarrel?
"Like a bee he comes singing his song
then he’s busy, I got the timing wrong"
Oh come on Rhea
"Please, I'm busy or I’d never..." - Do I have a say?
"So what, you’ll live in my heart forever"
"The beauty he fell for once is now so boring..."
"and before you know it, his eyes have begun philandering"
You can’t live on love and fresh air. Why not take up interior decoration?
I kissed you. You slapped me. Scores settled?
Now you're going to listen
I thought you're a nice guy, only a little stupid
And you got me all wrong
Because it was I who broke the ice on the plane? Because...
I went out with you in Amsterdam, tried puffing a cigarette...
you thought I was all laid out for you?
How true. Guys like you expect only one thing from any girl
Such strange notions
You wanted to know?
How our story ends? There’s no story about us
There’s only "The End" and this is the end
Life’s a long while
You and I... unlike other guys and girls we won’t fight
Stop whistling. It’s not nice
I'm not whistling at a girl
You go whistling after girls?
You go whistling at girls and you say I'm sick?
I never whistled at anyone and I didn't say I wouldn’t fight
No point telling the truth to girls- Meaning?
For example, in that dress you don’t look fat
I look fat in this dress?
I don’t look fat for the dress.
It’s the pink. Pink makes me look fat
Neither you nor your dress is to blame.
Pink takes the blame
Oh God
I'm serious. I look slim in blue
I'll be back. - Where are you going?
Where am I going... hot dog
One for me. - Okay
I knew! It’s... you
I knew too. I'm avoiding you
you're still angry? Rhea, I was only...
You transpired. It’s bound to happen. - Forget it. Now we meet...
after 6 months in New York. Like I told you...
between us, there’s a story. - And what about your other story?
Which story? - The one behind the tree...
in which you were doing whatever... - Who me...? No man...
Rhea...? - Shalini
Rhea! In New York? - Yes, studying fashion designing
And you...? - Columbia University
Rhea have you met my boyfriend?
Karan is your boyfriend? - Yes. Ever since college. In Delhi
Rhea and I were classmates in school.
Your friend from school? That’s nice
We never saw each other after we went to college
How do you know each other?
Karan. He’s your boyfriend
Rhea is your friend from school
If one of you isn’t telling How you met up, I'll scream. Right now
No baby, no
Excuse me - Come darling, I'll tell you
When we met in Amsterdam... Shalini was still your girlfriend?
You went to Amsterdam?
Come, I'll tell you everything
Shalini, I'll tell you how we met up in Amsterdam
I got some work. I'll see you. - What work...?
I'll tell you when I remember Come here
He’s a real jerk. I swear! He actually kissed me. I slapped him
Behind every successful man there’s a woman
Of course
That’s because girls never run after guys who don’t succeed
You must rig the tent in four days
Mr. Mishra, we’ve organized so many weddings together...
I’ve given you so much business. And now in the eleventh hour...
no, you must do something. Please
Assurances and assurances. Nothing ever seems to happen
Why are you staring at me? Get on with your jobs
Nothing for breakfast?
I only got to ask for breakfast and you break into tears?
The tent isn’t up. Mr. Sharma’s wife is in labor
And even that cow is sick!!! Why haven’t you taken a haircut?
This is my Tom Cruise look - Tom Cruise look!
I told you, stop organizing weddings. - Karan, please leave me alone
I'll make myself breakfast. You want anything?
Karan, what are you doing next week? - Next week?
I don’t know about today and you ask me about a week ahead
I’ve never planned so long ahead
Because you're going to help me out with this wedding
I'm supposed to organize weddings? - I'm not asking. I'm ordering you
No way! I can’t do all this, I won’t get into all this
Sahib, what goes in between? White flowers? Greens or marigolds?
What do you feel? - Marigolds could be better
I used marigolds for my wedding. - Then go ahead, why ask me?
Not Oye. My name is Jhallo Ram. - Take your basket away
Susie, don’t believe Natasha
She and I are just friends. Nothing happened between us
I don’t care. I just called to say that boss has cancelled your leave
If you don’t report for work today you're fired
Let him do that
He was very serious - Even I'm very serious
The Times of India has made an offer.
They’ll carry my Hum-Tum cartoons daily
And the money is nice. So who cares for this nine-to-fiver?
Right Tuka Ram? - No. Jhallo Ram
The bride’s people have arrived
Susie, the bride's people have arrived
Suji... the stuff for making sweets? (Suji: Semolina)
Jhallo Ram. Unload the stuff
Where is the electricity generator? Nothing’s on time if I'm not around
Remove that basket
Nice venue for a wedding
A wedding villa is a fun place. How far away is your bridegroom?
Hum-Tum! I always browse the strip in the Sunday Times of India
My Hum-Tum is so popular among girls? - Yours? Hum-Tum are very cute
Right. You and I are cute
Damn tent
Something awful always happens whenever I see you
Whatever happened to your hair? - It’s my Tom Cruise look
You won’t understand. Not your level. This is fashion
What are you doing here? - What are you doing here?
I'm in charge of wedding plans here
That’s obvious. - Actually it’s my Ma. I'm helping her
That’s so sweet. - Right? See, so sweet
What are you doing here? - you're organizing the wedding?
And you don’t know who the bride is? - Who...?
you're marrying so late?
You could’ve mothered three kids by now. Have you?
3 years on, I thought my slap would’ve mended your mind
Some guys never change
My bags are inside the car. Have them delivered to my room
You think I'm a porter? - Likewise
What’s up? - How many kilos of candies?
Who wants candies? I hate them. Who asked for it?
The bride’s mother. - Who chooses sweets for the wedding?
The bride’s mother? Or I...? - you're the boss
Get ten kilos of pastries. - Done
Greetings. - Greetings
I'm the bride’s mother. Sorry, you should’ve said you hate candies
I’d never have asked for those
Aunty, I was only...
Aunty? How can you call me aunty?
Jhallo Ram where are you going? - To buy your pastries
I was just joking. What did the bride’s mother ask for?
Candies. - Then candy it is
Buy 10 kilos. No, 15 kilos
5 kilos from my side
Many thanks
you're Anju’s son? - Yes Aunty
What’s this cursed Aunty-Aunty?
In our times, we married early we had our babies fast
If you insist...
you can add a Bobby with Aunty.
The name’s Mrs. Parminder Prakash
But everyone calls me Bobby Aunty. It is my pet name
If I may say so,
you're as beautiful as the legendary danseuse Umrao Jaan
I’ve been noticing you all along. Your poise, your grace...
today’s girls have none of it. Now take your daughter
Son... even I’ve been noticing you all day,
striding like a tiger... showing off your stripes to the girls. - Not I...
Come off it. Wish you good luck
Please... - Karan...
Yes Bobby Aunty...? - Shut up
"Shut up" is a family trait...
Not Priya. Pooja
I think Priya suits you more. Can I call you Priya?
Find a car for me
Your friends and family just hijacked all the cars
And my designer wants me to try out my wedding gown right now
Get me a cab
Here’s a village.
You won’t spot a cab in a 12 mile radius
There’s a way
Why aren’t you attending the ritual?
You aren’t supposed to meet your fiancé two days before the wedding
Is it an arranged match? Or love?
What do you mean? - Sameer and I went to college together
He proposed
He’s smart, sensitive, successful, mature...
unlike you. Find-my-towel-type. - What’s find-my-towel-type?
Like someone who’d scream from the bathroom...
"Where’s my towel, my shoes ...where’s the newspaper?"
"Just peas and potatoes?" In short, find-my-towel-type
You expect your Sameer
won’t ask you to find his towel after the wedding?
In New York you lived with Sameer? - Before my wedding? Are you mad?
Don’t tell me you never...? - What...?
Why should I tell you that? - That means no. I knew it
Rhea, Pooja said your Sameer is some computer engineer
Sounds quite serious and quite boring
Being a computer engineer doesn’t make him serious and boring
Unlike you, he isn’t an immature fool
Had I been more mature, you would’ve considered me...?
Shut up Karan. I'm getting married in two days. you're sick
Did I ask you to marry me? She takes everything so seriously
I don’t see your husband. He’s in the catering business?
you're in the weddings" business, he’s in the catering business...?
Wonderful! Wish you good luck. - No, he’s a photographer
Even better! He’s going to shoot the wedding photos?
No, he’s a fashion photographer. Besides he doesn’t live in India
In fact, we’ve separated. - So what?
I’ve separated from my husband too. It was a matter of life and death
Bobby, you're a wonderful example of perseverance
Somewhat true. But Anju, you’ve got it going for you
You run a thriving wedding business.
And all you have is one son
You haven’t a worry in life
Of course I worry. Mention marriage and Karan runs scared
Why...?
Marriage is the end of love and romance
Taking a potshot at marriage? Does he know what love and romance is?
What would she know? She’s getting hitched
You tell me, did Adam and Eve marry? - No...
They didn't and they basked in their un-marital bliss
Look at legends. Romeo and Juliet. Did they marry?
No. - They didn't
Did Heer marry Ranjha? - No
Did Shirin and Farhad marry? - No
Ever wondered why? - Why...?
I'll tell you why.
Marriage would’ve spelled doom for their romance
They could never have become legendary lovers
So I tell you, if you wish to find true love, never marry
Fall in love, like me
What rubbish
Nonsense
Yet every romantic legend stopped short of a wedding? How come?
You ever heard a story told about the romance of any married couple?
Of course. And everyone in the world knows
Emperor Shah Jahan gave his wife Mumtaz
the finest tribute to love. Taj Mahal
"Chocolate heroes"
"They’re screaming for love..."
"these roadside Romeos..."
"but They’ll duck the wedding"
"Chocolate heroes"
"Deep down inside whatever he is..."
"he’ll put up a heroic posture"
"All day he’s ogling books..."
"full of girlie posters"
"He’ll say life’s a carnival..."
"but marriage is trouble"
"So show him the door"
"Chocolate hero"
"Talk of marrying..."
"and he throws a fit"
"Talk of living-in..."
"you’ll find he swears by it"
"In every girl he finds romance"
"But commitment, not a chance"
"He’ll never find Juliet so Romeo loses his shirt"
"Chocolate heroes"
"He’ll grow up to become an ageing beast..."
"and the coughing will rack his ancient chest..."
"he won’t find a helping hand..."
"then he’ll miss love’s caring wand"
"When he is abandoned, then he will repent"
"And then finally, he will remember me"
The bridegroom has come.
What’s all this excitement over? Fetching the bridegroom?
He’s bound to turn up, isn’t he? If he fails to turn up...
then you’ve reason for excitement... the bridegroom is missing...
What a naughty boy
"Where ends our story?"
"Story? Ours?"
"A story is happening around every one.
When we meet others, our stories meet"
"There’s no story about us. There’s only
"The End" and this is the end"
I wish Mamma was here
You know she’s busy at home. If she could’ve come, she would
Carrying prayer candles
What...? - Always transpires with prayer candles
Mamma, I thought you wouldn’t make it
I was held up
I thought I’d miss your flight. But Karan took care of everything
Friend’s colony? I live in Friends Colony too
Sorry, I lied. Actually I live in Kailash Colony
But now that we’ve met Let’s meet up more
No use
No use. You’ll end up taking her out,
splurging on her...
And when you're dropping her home
you’ll hope she asks you in for coffee
She won’t
How can you say?
Even I did my bit. But don’t worry
my success rate wasn’t hundred percent
Many a times, I was left thirsting for coffee
You think I don’t think like you?
For you as many girls as you wish?
For me, only one for a whole lifetime?
Don’t worry, Rhea didn't make a wrong decision
No boring scenes as in when I suddenly
realize that you're in love with Rhea
Even if he does, too bad
We need women more than they need us
And somewhere inside all of us guys,
there’s a kid who refuses to grow up
No matter... how feeble she might seem...
but in here we’re far weaker
But you won’t understand now
The day you find your Rhea, you’ll know
You always appear just when I’ve forgotten all about you
Which means, you think of me all the time when I'm away
I never meant that
If you wish never to see me again...
you must think of me always
Because when you’ve forgotten all about me...
I'll make my appearance- Yes
But if you're thinking of me always you're actually wishing you’d see me
Right? Yes... no...
That’s why a boy and a girl can never be friends- Why?
Because you girls always end up talking about love
Then you and I will never be friends
Dad, will you ever be on time...?
"I'm no poet"
"But my pretty one..."
"ever since I’ve seen you..."
"poetry just dawned upon me"
"I had heard of love, no doubt"
"But I didn't know what love was"
"I remained confused as confusions generally are..."
"and remained an enemy among friends"
"Yet I'm no foe..."
"but dear pretty one..."
"having seen you..."
"I’ve learnt to make friends"
"And I was no poet"
Nice? Awful?
Your Dad isn’t an international photographer for nothing
Could I find her phone number?
Now Paris? Aren’t you tired of shifting base every year or two?
What’s tiring about it?
In the last eight years I’ve done New York, Milan and now Paris
Who are you running from? - Your mother
I won’t talk ill of your mother in front of you
Dad! Not even behind my back
A man has a right to live his life, no?
If not my wife, whom do I criticize...
my neighbor’s wife?
Even after all these years of living apart?
You still consider her your wife?
Mom was upset when we shifted from Delhi.
She’s settled down
Your room is over there. - Thanks
Part of my last year’s photo exhibition
Snacks? - Yes please
Your wife is fine, Dad
Did I ask how she is?
Not in as many words
Good day, mister. Coffee or tea?
Good day, madam. Coffee or tea? - Coffee.
Like I said, life’s a long while We keep meeting
That was bound to happen
Every time we meet something always goes wrong
You haven’t changed a bit
What are you doing in Paris? - I run a little boutique here
What are you doing here?
I'm pursuing love between" You and l"
Remember my cartoon characters Hum-Tum?
You won’t believe it, the whole country is raving about Hum-Tum
Publishers wanted me to write a novel about Hum-Tum... in which...
they fall in love. Because Paris is the most romantic city in the world...
here I am, catalyzing their romance.
And it’s so awful, you're walking out?
No, it’s my station. All the best for your Hum-Tum
Say hi to Sameer
Sameer is no longer part of my life
That’s a sandwich. Meant to be eaten, not ogled
Should I call her up Dad? - Certainly not
Wait till the next summer
I want to talk to her,
I want to know what happened to her
She isn’t the same old Rhea
But she doesn’t have a nice impression of me.
Hope she doesn’t get me wrong
If you wish to do a good turn, do it. Don’t hesitate
If you keep mulling over it you’ll end up nowhere
Who will eat that food? Your Dad? Not a bad idea, who wants to diet?
Can I speak to Rhea?
Who’s calling? I'm hearing Hindi after ages
Umrao Jaan, is that you? - Umrao Jaan?
Aunty, I'm Karan. Karan Kapoor. Mrs. Kapoor's son
Is that you Tiger? Where are you calling from?
I'm calling from Paris. You needn’t raise your voice
Shut up, I'm tired of talking in hushed tones
Blast their diction, they always seem to be conspiring in whispers
If you're in Paris aren’t you coming over to see us?
Give me your address and I'll be over in a flash
Address? You know how these names sound
...I went to school till 8th standard
Yes I can manage English,
but this language... never heard anything like it
French... never speak what they write. More like they are gargling.
I'll give it a try. Write
It’s a red building on the street. I can’t manage the name of the house
Made of olden type red bricks
Sometime in life some things happen and you lose faith in God
Did Sameer and Rhea hurt anyone? Just after their first anniversary...
like everyday Sameer was leaving for work
Some college students jumped a traffic signal for the fun of it
And in a moment’s time, Rhea’s life changed forever
Time was when she lit up my life whenever she came home
Nowadays she’s so quiet...
She left America, India... and now she’s here...
where she knows no one and no one knows her
I think she wants to get lost in the crowds
Now it’s as if Rhea is lost herself
My Rhea lived life on her own terms;
in life’s hands, she suffers her defeat
Just met your mother
Can I share your umbrella?
In life, how often...
Sometimes whatever happens to us...
God what am I saying...?
Whatever I say, what use...
you're home
And you couldn't even say how you liked the conversation
Thank you Karan - What for?
For what you’ve been trying to say
Hey Rhea, can I borrow your umbrella?
One minute... your phone.
Who is it? - No idea
This is such a problem.
I grasp Neither the language nor the cuisine
I end up eating what I never ordered.
And I get to return your umbrella
No Karan. Not lunch. I'm busy tomorrow
He only asked you out for lunch
You could’ve said dinner
All day you sit at home. You could do with an outing
What a life. Home-to-boutique-to-home
I'm only watching my thriller
Lovely song. Shammi Kapoor is a star
My darling baby
Finding that Chinese restaurant was tough
You said you’d be busy.
So I thought let’s have lunch here
Come on, I am famished
Why are you doing this, Karan?
Why this expression of sympathy?
This is the reason
why I didn't return to India after Sameer died
I hate seeing people pitying me
The food bill. 32 Euros
Your share is 16 Euros. Remember? You only said fifty-fifty
Can we eat? I'm really hungry
Lovely food
How did you find out I like Chinese?
- I never knew. I love Chinese
Eat in peace. Let me take care of her
Pretty child. - Thank you
Something about me? - I only said she’s a pretty child
You picked up French so fast?
Must know the language where you live
I seem to be able to make do with Hindi anywhere in the world
If they don’t know Hindi I make sure I teach them some
If I don’t teach Hindi to those French kids...
you can change my name to something French
But if I succeed, you’ll do as I say. - Do what...?