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This is our masterpiece.

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It brings a tear to my eye.

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Vandals!

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Let's get them!

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That hurt.

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Ladies and gentlemen of the press...

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...welcome to
the International Space Place.

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We at the Space Place
are proud to announce today...

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...that the long-awaited mission to Mars
mission is ready to be launched.

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We intend to prove positively...

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...that there is no life on the planet Mars.

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As you are all certainly aware, a mission
of this expense is very expensive.

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We just wouldn't shoot two knuckleheads
up there to try and hit Mars.

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No, sir. Hours of serious thought
have gone into this undertaking.

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And now let me introduce
our intrepid space travelers...

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...the only men we could find
that were bold enough to overlook...

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...certain shortcomings
and volunteer for this first-ever...

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...manned mission to Mars.

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I give you Majors Biff Buzzard
and Buzz Blister.

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Ladies and gentlemen...

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...the myth of little green men
will soon be put to rest.

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Little green men!

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Aliens. Real aliens.

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Hello.

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Welcome to Earth.

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We hope you have come in peace.

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Hey, wait a minute. They aren't aliens.

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Hey. You're right!

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It's a cat.

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And a mouse.

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Get them!

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Get them!

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Now, watch as I simply add
a single drop of water...

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...to this powdered pizza dinner, and:

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Delicious. Just like Mom tried to make.

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Get the stuff loaded
onto the rocket immediately.

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What is going on here?

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Well, sir, these here
dehydrated dinners...

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...exploded, and we don't
really know why.

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Well, obviously, they've been rehydrated.

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Yes. Well, sir, as near as we can tell,
the dinners got wet.

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Yes, that's what rehydrated means!

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Okay? And got wet real fast.

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And then it just sort of
went, well, kablooey.

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Look. Things just don't go kablooey
on their own.

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Things go kablooey
for a reason.

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There has to be a reason for things
going kablooey. Find that reason.

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Or, gentlemen, you will go kablooey!

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Yes, sir!

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Hey, a mouse!

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Mouse in the house!

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Get him! Catch him!

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I don't want to go kablooey...

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A mouse! Commander,
we have a mouse in the house!

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Yes, we know, doctor.

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Perhaps that pussycat
can be of use to us.

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Science has shown that cats harbor
an instinctive dislike for mice...

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...and rodents in general.

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Good thinking, Dr. Gluckman.

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Gentlemen, we need to
get that pussycat back.

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Perhaps this rehydrated fish
can be of use, sir.

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Okay, now, Earl, don't scare him off.

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Just take it slow. Take it slow.

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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!

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Grab him.

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We have a job for you, Mr. Pussycat.

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Yeah, this is your big day.

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Mr. Pussycat, with this job
comes an awesome responsibility.

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Are you up to it?

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We have a mouse.
And it's up to you, Mr. Pussycat, to...

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...eliminate him.

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Do it for Earth, my boy... Pussycat.

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Do it for the greater good.
Do it for science.

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- What was that?
- I don't know.

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Maybe one of the guys
dropped a wrench.

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Boy, this is gonna be the easiest
20 bucks we've ever made.

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Imagine anyone thinking that
there's such a thing as Martians.

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Well, I wouldn't be scared if we, you know,
met up with some real Martians.

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Well, I wouldn't either.

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Okay, men, we are just about ready
to begin countdown.

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Everything all set, up there?

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- Yes, sir.
- Roger that.

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Prepare ignition procedure.

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I have to go the little astronauts' room.

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You should have gone before we...

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- I know. My kidney weighs 20 pounds.
- How many times do I have to tell you?

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Okay, you two, knock it off.

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- This is serious.
- No, for real, I have to go.

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Eight, seven, six, five...

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Blast off!

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All systems go on our end.

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All systems go here as well.

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We are ready to jettison first-stage rocket
on your command, commander.

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I love this part.

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You are clear to jettison initial stage.

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This a breeze, Buzz.

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All systems are go.

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Congratulations, gentlemen,
you are now leaving Earth's atmosphere.

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Zero gravity should commence
right about...

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...now!

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It's an air leak.

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Radiation shields up.
Planetary arbitration disks online.

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Backup marine velocity centrometer.

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Repositioning flap cables.
Ion gauges tour-ready...

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Back up.

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It's the window in the second stage.
It's broken.

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Quick. Shut the emergency hatch.

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Boy, that was a close one.

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Too close. Should I engage
the artificial gravity now?

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Sure. All this floating around
makes me nauseous.

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Sir, somehow the rocket's trajectory
has been discombobulated.

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Discombobulated.

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If isn't corrected, the rocket will crash
into the sun and be vaporized.

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I don't think the men will like this.
Maybe we can put it to them nicely.

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Hey, aren't we supposed to be
heading for the big red dot?

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Hey, yeah. Something's wrong.

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Yeah, I'll say.

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Hello, boys.

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- Hi, commander.
- Hi, commander.

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Listen, I don't want to
alarm you fellas...

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...but we have a teensy-weensy
little problem.

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It seems that the trajectory of the rocket
has gone a little bit...

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Well, a little bit funny.

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- Funny?
- Yes, that's right, funny.

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And it seems that if it's not corrected...

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...you two will crash into the sun
and you will be vaporized.

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You mean, we're gonna crash?

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That doesn't sound very funny to me.

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And me without my sunblock.

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One of you will have to
go outside the ship...

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...open the fuse box and, well...

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Jiggle the wire on the thingy!

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You mean that antenna thingy, sir?

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Yes, that's it, the antenna thingy.

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Rock beats a laser gun, right?

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No. No, it doesn't.

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Well, you win. You're just too good, Biff.
You always win.

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- Well, then, out you go.
- Right. That'll teach you.

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- Hey, wait a minute.
- Come on, man, hurry up.

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I don't wanna crash into the sun.

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I'm hurrying.

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Uh-oh.

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What's "uh-oh" mean?

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Somehow, we're going to light speed.

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Open this...

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Mother of pearl!

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Can't reach lever.

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Make it stop!

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Mommy!

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Well, men, there she is.

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- What?
- Mars.

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- Where?
- The big red thing underneath you.

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- Oh, that. Yes, wow.
- Oh, that. Yes, wow.

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Yes, "wow" is right.
So the big moment is here, everybody.

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Okay, prepare the lander.

156
00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:12,841
You know, maybe we should
wait a minute or two.

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Yeah, you know,
just to sort of get used to this.

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- Yeah.
- Get in that lander, you two knuckleheads!

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Or we might just decide
to leave you up there.

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Well, here we are, Biff.

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The first men on Mars.

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Well, we're not exactly on Mars yet.

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No, but we will be, in a second.

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This doesn't look anything
like the Mars we see in movies.

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Yes, chum, this is nothing like
the angry red planet.

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I don't see any monsters.

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I was looking forward
to battling monsters.

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This is more boring
than shopping with your wife.

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Doesn't look like much, does it?

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Just as we thought,
a completely lifeless hulk.

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So who wants to be
the first man on Mars, you?

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Congratulations.

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Very funny.

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Astonishing. Zillions of dollars spent.

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Massive amounts
of research and training.

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All geared toward answering
man's most compelling of questions:

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Are we alone?

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Well, sort of looks like it,
for the moment, anyway.

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No. I mean, is humanity alone, here,
among the vastness of space?

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Are we to find other life amongst
this inconceivable immensity of galaxies...

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...and clusters of galaxies and clusters
of clusters which are speeding apart...

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...into the ever-expanding distance?
Is mankind all there is?

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And what is man really, Buzz?

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I'll tell you. We are a recently developed
scurf on the epidermis...

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...of one of the satellites
of a star in the arm...

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...of an average galaxy,
amidst the lesser clusters...

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...among the thousands
catapulting apart, which took form...

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...some 15 billion years ago
as a consequence...

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...of an inconceivable preternatural event.

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Right.

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I don't see a thing,
if that's what you mean.

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Nope. Guess that answers that question.
Let's hit it.

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Ubu! No!

194
00:39:47,015 --> 00:39:51,111
It's very rude to point laser guns
at strangers.

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Peep, what have you found?

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What do you make
of this strange creature, Grob?

197
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Doesn't look like
he's from around here.

198
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He might taste good.

199
00:40:08,537 --> 00:40:12,667
True. In the right sauce,
he might make a fine main course...

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...for His Royal Martian Majesty.

201
00:40:14,843 --> 00:40:18,301
No, you fools. Look closer.

202
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:23,611
Does he not resemble the figure
from the ancient scrolls?

203
00:40:24,453 --> 00:40:28,184
Great bouncing Squitsnarfuls,
Grob is right.

204
00:40:28,357 --> 00:40:32,453
He looks just like the Great Gloop.
You know, the brave Skweep Squeezer...

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...from Planus Nine.

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The one of who it is said will bring
great wisdom to our people.

207
00:40:44,039 --> 00:40:48,533
I don't think so.
I think he's just a cute alien.

208
00:40:48,710 --> 00:40:53,374
If he is, that means
the ancient prophecies are right.

209
00:40:53,548 --> 00:40:55,379
What joy.

210
00:40:55,550 --> 00:40:59,543
At last, the Great Gloop has come.

211
00:40:59,721 --> 00:41:04,158
If so, we must take him back
to the palace and pay homage to him.

212
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:08,061
Yeah, okay.
I'm not exactly certain he's...

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All hail the Great Gloop!

214
00:41:10,766 --> 00:41:14,099
Hail! Hail! Hail!

215
00:41:15,203 --> 00:41:17,728
We must bring him to King Thingg.

216
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And so we shall.

217
00:41:27,316 --> 00:41:28,749
We must move quickly.

218
00:41:28,917 --> 00:41:32,318
Soon the Martian desert
will be crawling with Pootsnarfuls...

219
00:41:32,487 --> 00:41:36,218
...and many other unsavory creatures
of night. It will not be safe.

220
00:41:36,391 --> 00:41:40,122
Come. We have gone too far.
We have time to lose.

221
00:41:40,295 --> 00:41:43,662
I mean, come, we have far to go,
we have no time to lose.

222
00:41:43,832 --> 00:41:45,060
That's better.

223
00:41:45,233 --> 00:41:47,827
Oh, "smegnar." I always mess that up.

224
00:41:54,509 --> 00:41:56,704
A Pootsnarful! After it!

225
00:41:56,878 --> 00:42:01,315
It has the Great Gloop and Peep!
We must save them!

226
00:42:29,478 --> 00:42:33,414
Careful! Do not shoot!
You may hit Peep or the Great Gloop.

227
00:42:33,582 --> 00:42:36,210
Well, what should we do?

228
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You saved me.

229
00:43:27,469 --> 00:43:29,733
Sorry about that, Great Gloop.

230
00:43:49,224 --> 00:43:51,021
Behold, Great Gloop...

231
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...our fair Martian city, Toledo.

232
00:44:07,809 --> 00:44:11,438
Who goes there? Friend...

233
00:44:11,613 --> 00:44:13,740
...or not a friend?
- Friend.

234
00:44:13,915 --> 00:44:17,942
It is I, Grob. I have great news
for His Highness, King Thingg...

235
00:44:18,119 --> 00:44:20,519
...and must have
an immediate audience.

236
00:44:43,345 --> 00:44:46,678
My favorite Martians...

237
00:44:49,684 --> 00:44:53,586
...I present to you his supreme majesty...

238
00:44:53,755 --> 00:45:00,024
...the imperious ruler of the red planet,
keeper of the Squink-diddlies of Sprong...

239
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...holder of the scepter of Fleebis,
and all-around swell guy...

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...King Thingg!

241
00:45:17,245 --> 00:45:19,076
King Thingg!

242
00:45:37,966 --> 00:45:39,957
Workman's comp...

243
00:45:41,236 --> 00:45:44,330
I've fallen, and I can't rule.

244
00:45:46,741 --> 00:45:49,175
Make it stop. Make it stop.

245
00:45:50,345 --> 00:45:53,178
Must put in elevator.

246
00:45:55,183 --> 00:45:56,946
My crown...

247
00:46:01,089 --> 00:46:05,423
Bruising. Bruise. Painful. Broken bones.

248
00:46:07,062 --> 00:46:10,293
I meant to do that.

249
00:46:13,234 --> 00:46:15,896
I believe him to be the Great Gloop...

250
00:46:16,071 --> 00:46:19,131
...the one spoken of in the ancient scrolls.

251
00:46:22,811 --> 00:46:26,770
You are correct, Grob.
It is he, the Great Gloop.

252
00:46:26,948 --> 00:46:30,384
The Great Gloop has returned to us.

253
00:46:35,724 --> 00:46:39,854
At last! What a great day.

254
00:46:40,295 --> 00:46:43,890
Let the celebration begin.

255
00:47:57,372 --> 00:48:01,274
In exchange for the infinite wisdom
you will bring to us...

256
00:48:01,443 --> 00:48:04,344
...we offer you these gifts.

257
00:48:09,217 --> 00:48:10,775
Sire...

258
00:48:10,952 --> 00:48:14,285
How dare you interrupt the royal feast.

259
00:48:14,456 --> 00:48:20,292
I'm sorry, sire, but a giant
has infiltrated the walls of the city.

260
00:48:20,462 --> 00:48:25,229
Is this a joke?
There are no such things as giants!

261
00:48:27,235 --> 00:48:29,430
A giant!

262
00:49:46,781 --> 00:49:48,544
Fellow Martians!

263
00:49:48,716 --> 00:49:52,482
Because this fuzzy giant monster
has made a shambles...

264
00:49:52,654 --> 00:49:57,057
...of our lovely city, he will be dumped
in the hole with Ted...

265
00:49:57,225 --> 00:50:00,160
...the flesh-eating lava-dweller.

266
00:50:04,833 --> 00:50:08,599
The Great Gloop will be given
the honor of pulling the lever...

267
00:50:08,770 --> 00:50:13,503
...sending this destructive
and fuzzy giant to his doom.

268
00:50:15,410 --> 00:50:18,072
You may pull this when ready,
Great Gloop.

269
00:50:24,219 --> 00:50:27,711
- Just give it a pull.
- Wait. Hold it. Stop.

270
00:50:27,889 --> 00:50:31,950
This is not the Great Gloop.

271
00:50:32,126 --> 00:50:33,457
He is an impostor.

272
00:50:35,063 --> 00:50:36,553
What do you mean?

273
00:50:36,731 --> 00:50:38,289
They are aliens.

274
00:50:38,466 --> 00:50:41,833
From... From Earth.

275
00:50:42,470 --> 00:50:44,870
- Earth?
- Earthlings?

276
00:50:45,039 --> 00:50:47,200
- Aliens.
- Aliens.

277
00:50:47,375 --> 00:50:51,368
Nonsense! There is no life on Earth.
Is there?

278
00:50:51,646 --> 00:50:54,274
Apparently so, my king.

279
00:50:54,449 --> 00:50:58,044
You see, a spacecraft was detected
on our scopes earlier.

280
00:50:58,219 --> 00:51:02,280
It landed, and stayed only long enough
to drop these two invaders off.

281
00:51:04,492 --> 00:51:07,325
They must be the first wave
of an invasion.

282
00:51:07,495 --> 00:51:11,488
One pretends to be the Great Gloop,
and the other destroys our city.

283
00:51:11,666 --> 00:51:15,261
So try to take over Mars, will you...

284
00:51:15,770 --> 00:51:17,829
...Earthling?

285
00:52:23,137 --> 00:52:25,196
They're getting away.

286
00:52:25,373 --> 00:52:28,706
Peep is a traitor.
She helped the invaders escape.

287
00:52:43,424 --> 00:52:45,415
Okay. That's all right.

288
00:52:45,593 --> 00:52:47,185
You're welcome. No, that's...

289
00:52:47,362 --> 00:52:49,956
That's okay...
Okay, you're welcome. Okay.

290
00:52:50,131 --> 00:52:54,864
Look, I know my people are going to plan
an invasion of your planet in retaliation.

291
00:52:55,036 --> 00:52:57,869
We have to get you back there
so you can warn them.

292
00:52:58,773 --> 00:53:02,436
We'll have to sneak back to the city
and steal a saucer.

293
00:53:02,610 --> 00:53:05,773
Can either of you pilot
a flying saucer?

294
00:53:09,450 --> 00:53:11,941
Well, that figures. Okay, come on.

295
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:14,850
We'd better hurry. Follow me.

296
00:53:16,657 --> 00:53:19,182
Today, we invade Earth.

297
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:22,295
Prepare the saucers.

298
00:53:27,969 --> 00:53:30,733
We've got to get into
one of those saucers.

299
00:53:30,905 --> 00:53:34,068
All pilots report to your saucers
and prepare for liftoff.

300
00:53:34,242 --> 00:53:36,472
Our target, Earth!

301
00:53:37,745 --> 00:53:42,705
Okay, boys, this is it.
The fate of your home planet is at stake.

302
00:53:46,020 --> 00:53:49,012
There's our saucer. Let's go.

303
00:54:21,622 --> 00:54:25,080
Close the hatch.
We gotta get out of here fast.

304
00:54:25,259 --> 00:54:27,227
Press that one.

305
00:54:27,395 --> 00:54:30,125
No, not that...

306
00:55:00,394 --> 00:55:03,454
Oh, launch the Invince-a-tron.

307
00:55:14,942 --> 00:55:17,035
Get that thing fixed!

308
00:55:20,615 --> 00:55:23,049
Mission control, this is Mars One.

309
00:55:23,217 --> 00:55:26,050
We are entering the atmosphere now.

310
00:55:26,454 --> 00:55:29,753
Well, men, they should be
landing any second.

311
00:55:51,946 --> 00:55:54,107
You guys need a maid.

312
00:56:18,105 --> 00:56:19,470
What's that noise?

313
00:56:20,508 --> 00:56:23,136
Oh, an asteroid field.

314
00:56:23,878 --> 00:56:25,311
An asteroid field?!

315
00:56:28,216 --> 00:56:31,652
Remind me never to let you drive again.

316
00:56:54,475 --> 00:56:56,102
Okay.

317
00:57:08,289 --> 00:57:11,725
Well, it's about time, general.

318
00:57:24,105 --> 00:57:25,766
Come on!

319
00:57:45,660 --> 00:57:49,528
And so, ladies and gentlemen of the press,
without further delay...

320
00:57:49,697 --> 00:57:52,860
...I give you Buzz Blister
and Biff Buzzard...

321
00:57:53,034 --> 00:57:57,266
...the brave astronauts who made
this mission the success that it was.

322
00:57:57,438 --> 00:57:59,201
Gentlemen?

323
00:58:03,144 --> 00:58:04,839
So is there life on Mars?

324
00:58:05,012 --> 00:58:07,344
Say, do we have to worry
about an invasion...

325
00:58:07,515 --> 00:58:10,382
...of extraterrestrial alien Martians
from outer space?

326
00:58:10,651 --> 00:58:13,745
I'm here to tell you all,
my inquisitive friends...

327
00:58:13,921 --> 00:58:17,357
...once and for all, there is absolutely...

328
00:58:18,025 --> 00:58:22,257
...unequivocally, no life on Mars.

329
00:58:22,763 --> 00:58:24,253
Martians?!

330
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:35,200
Say, these are tiny.

331
00:58:35,810 --> 00:58:38,506
He's right. Look, it's like a toy.

332
00:58:41,282 --> 00:58:46,845
What could this little thing possibly do
to a big, strong astronaut like me?

333
00:58:47,021 --> 00:58:50,457
All we need are some fly swatters
to combat this alien menace.

334
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:55,993
Say, they're kind of cute.

335
00:59:01,235 --> 00:59:04,864
Biff! Speak to me, chum.

336
00:59:08,509 --> 00:59:10,500
No!

337
00:59:23,057 --> 00:59:26,185
Come on, Gluckman!
You're a scientist. What do we do?

338
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:28,385
I... I don't know.

339
00:59:28,562 --> 00:59:30,120
This is unprecedented.

340
00:59:30,297 --> 00:59:33,289
Come on, use that brain of yours,
you worthless egghead!

341
01:00:11,806 --> 01:00:13,000
Earthlings!

342
01:00:18,179 --> 01:00:20,147
Is this thing on?

343
01:00:20,314 --> 01:00:23,545
Earthlings, we are taking over
your planet.

344
01:00:23,717 --> 01:00:25,947
Right. Now, listen up.

345
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:29,647
We Martians are in charge now, and...

346
01:00:37,631 --> 01:00:39,326
Get that saucer's number.

347
01:00:58,018 --> 01:00:59,576
- But who?
- Why?

348
01:00:59,753 --> 01:01:00,913
What?

349
01:01:04,758 --> 01:01:06,089
Hey.

350
01:01:06,594 --> 01:01:10,587
- It's that crazy pussycat.
- Yeah, and he caught the mouse.

351
01:01:11,298 --> 01:01:13,129
Two mice.

352
01:01:13,300 --> 01:01:16,599
Wait a minute. She's one of them!

353
01:01:21,275 --> 01:01:22,867
Reintegrate them with this.

354
01:01:24,011 --> 01:01:25,205
Trust me.

355
01:01:57,077 --> 01:01:59,409
Biff! They've saved us.

356
01:01:59,813 --> 01:02:04,512
So they did.
Maybe Martians aren't so bad after all.

357
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:54,397
It's the Invince-a-tron!

358
01:02:54,568 --> 01:02:58,834
It's using its vacuum.
Quick, back to the saucer!

359
01:03:04,945 --> 01:03:07,470
Wait. Don't leave us here.

360
01:03:12,186 --> 01:03:14,518
Stop! Wait for us!

361
01:03:14,688 --> 01:03:18,055
We'll press charges,
you Martian menace!

362
01:04:16,450 --> 01:04:18,042
Thanks.

363
01:04:21,689 --> 01:04:25,181
Now, let's head right for him!

364
01:04:47,815 --> 01:04:49,407
Ready?

365
01:04:49,583 --> 01:04:51,744
Here we go!

366
01:08:05,245 --> 01:08:07,805
I'm alive! I'm a...

367
01:09:50,851 --> 01:09:55,550
Mr. Pussycat, Mr. Mouse
and Miss Martian...

368
01:09:55,722 --> 01:09:57,349
...how can we ever repay you?

369
01:09:57,524 --> 01:10:01,290
The entire planet owes you
a debt of gratitude.

370
01:10:09,970 --> 01:10:12,996
If not for your ultra-neato strategy
and "braverosity"...

371
01:10:13,173 --> 01:10:16,506
You know what I mean.
All would have been lost.

372
01:10:16,676 --> 01:10:20,305
Okay, on behalf of all of these people
on Earth, I thank you.

373
01:10:20,480 --> 01:10:22,209
Here's a Hummer.

374
01:10:49,142 --> 01:10:51,007
Hey, need a lift?

375
01:11:17,070 --> 01:11:20,198
- You and your big mouth.
- Yeah?

376
01:11:20,841 --> 01:11:23,401
How'd you like a free trip to Mars?

377
01:11:23,577 --> 01:11:26,102
I already had one, thanks!

378
01:11:27,102 --> 01:11:37,102
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