1 00:00:42,759 --> 00:00:45,523 Dear Jamie, when we're together, 2 00:00:45,595 --> 00:00:48,894 I feel like we're not in high school, 3 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:52,162 but in our own little Chris-and-Jamie world. 4 00:00:52,235 --> 00:00:54,567 Whether we're watching "Party of Five" 5 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:57,106 or practicing our cheers, 6 00:00:57,174 --> 00:01:00,302 I feel like I can just be myself. 7 00:01:00,377 --> 00:01:04,643 Jamie, we've been friends for a really long time, 8 00:01:04,714 --> 00:01:06,648 but I want to be more than that. 9 00:01:06,716 --> 00:01:09,241 I don't think so. 10 00:01:11,688 --> 00:01:13,713 Hoping to be your boyfriend. 11 00:01:13,790 --> 00:01:15,724 Sincerely, Chris Brander. 12 00:01:15,792 --> 00:01:17,453 BFF! 13 00:01:17,527 --> 00:01:20,325 ¶ I swear ¶ 14 00:01:20,397 --> 00:01:25,801 ¶ By the moon and the stars in the skies ¶ 15 00:01:25,869 --> 00:01:28,736 ¶ I'll be there, yeah ¶ 16 00:01:28,805 --> 00:01:31,706 ¶ And I swear ¶ 17 00:01:31,775 --> 00:01:37,179 ¶ Like a shadow that's by your side ¶ 18 00:01:37,247 --> 00:01:41,183 ¶ I'll be there ¶ 19 00:01:41,251 --> 00:01:43,378 ¶ For better or worse... ¶ 20 00:01:43,453 --> 00:01:46,320 - Raise your hand if your brother's a homo! - ¶ Till death do us part... ¶ 21 00:01:46,389 --> 00:01:49,051 - Get out of my room! - Mom! 22 00:01:49,125 --> 00:01:52,356 Stupid! Anybody ever hear of privacy around here?! 23 00:01:52,429 --> 00:01:55,626 - ¶ I swear ¶ - You're the homo. 24 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:05,299 Jamie! 25 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,104 Yeah, I signed your yearbook. 26 00:02:07,177 --> 00:02:09,645 You feel the same way about me? 27 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:11,340 You want a kiss? 28 00:02:13,283 --> 00:02:15,717 Jamie, I signed your yearbook. 29 00:02:15,785 --> 00:02:17,776 Jamie, I'm opening your gate. 30 00:02:35,205 --> 00:02:37,002 What's up, guys? 31 00:02:37,073 --> 00:02:39,007 Class of '95. 32 00:02:39,075 --> 00:02:42,408 Hey, what's up, Leon, Trevor? Great season. Great. 33 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:47,850 I love you. 34 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:50,785 - Hey, guys. - Chris Brander, ladies and gentlemen! 35 00:02:50,854 --> 00:02:52,947 - Happy graduation, Chris. - What's going on? 36 00:02:53,023 --> 00:02:54,923 I thought it was supposed to be just the four of us. 37 00:02:54,991 --> 00:02:56,720 The Palaminos decided to throw Jamie 38 00:02:56,793 --> 00:02:59,318 - a surprise graduation party. - Oh, that's just great! 39 00:02:59,396 --> 00:03:01,990 - Tonight's the night. - Where is she? 40 00:03:02,065 --> 00:03:04,863 I think I saw her go in the garage with the football team. 41 00:03:06,069 --> 00:03:08,731 - Sweet. - No fear, Chris? This is your 42 00:03:08,805 --> 00:03:11,569 - chance to get out of the "friend zone." - Yeah. 43 00:03:11,893 --> 00:03:13,632 Okay. 44 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:19,345 ¶... for hip hop this is hip hop for today ¶ 45 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:20,974 ¶ I give props to hip hop, so hip hop hooray... ¶ 46 00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:23,551 Jamie. 47 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:26,646 - Chris! - Yay! 48 00:03:26,723 --> 00:03:30,215 You came, finally! I'm so happy. 49 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:33,456 Oh, come on, come on! 50 00:03:41,171 --> 00:03:43,537 Oh my God, we graduated! 51 00:03:47,377 --> 00:03:48,503 - God. - Yeah. 52 00:03:48,578 --> 00:03:50,944 What's up? 53 00:03:51,014 --> 00:03:54,006 There's something I've been meaning to say to you. 54 00:03:54,084 --> 00:03:56,211 Jamie! There you are. 55 00:03:56,286 --> 00:03:58,846 - Hey, Tim. - Shut up, chubs. 56 00:03:58,922 --> 00:04:00,685 Funny guy! 57 00:04:00,757 --> 00:04:03,590 Jamie... 58 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:06,891 - will you sign my yearbook, please? - Can I do it later, Tim? 59 00:04:06,963 --> 00:04:09,761 Can I do you later? 60 00:04:13,069 --> 00:04:14,696 I need a beer! 61 00:04:14,771 --> 00:04:17,171 I can't believe... 62 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:18,764 - I went out with him. - You went out with him. 63 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:21,606 Jinx! 1-2-3-4-5-6-7, can't say a thing till I say... 64 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:30,244 Come in. 65 00:04:32,455 --> 00:04:35,185 - Oh, hi. Hi, Jamie. - Hey, Dusty. 66 00:04:36,393 --> 00:04:38,554 I was hoping I'd find you here. 67 00:04:38,628 --> 00:04:40,323 I didn't know you played guitar. 68 00:04:40,397 --> 00:04:42,297 L-I r-really... 69 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:44,415 I really want to be a famous musician. 70 00:04:45,335 --> 00:04:48,168 And, um, I wrote you a song. 71 00:04:48,238 --> 00:04:51,571 He wrote me a song! That's so cute. 72 00:04:51,641 --> 00:04:53,268 It's called "Jamie Smiles." 73 00:04:58,782 --> 00:05:00,807 ¶ When Jam... ¶ 74 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:02,317 Hold on. 75 00:05:05,688 --> 00:05:07,553 ¶ When Jamie... ¶ 76 00:05:09,426 --> 00:05:11,155 He's crazy. 77 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:12,990 ¶ When Jamie... ¶ 78 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:15,998 God damn it! Come on, Dusty! 79 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:19,593 Dusty, come here. 80 00:05:19,669 --> 00:05:21,728 Maybe you should come back another time when you're... 81 00:05:21,805 --> 00:05:24,000 - Oh, no, I got it. - You can come back 82 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:26,008 and then play it for us later, okay? 83 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:28,101 - I really... I've got it. It's beautiful. - Yeah. 84 00:05:28,178 --> 00:05:30,043 - It is. - Bye, Dusty. 85 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:33,443 Jesus. 86 00:05:33,516 --> 00:05:35,006 Yeah. 87 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:37,178 Oh, I almost forgot. 88 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:40,416 I got you a little something right here. 89 00:05:40,490 --> 00:05:42,424 Okay. Now I know it's a little dorky, 90 00:05:42,492 --> 00:05:44,426 but I had to do it. 91 00:05:44,494 --> 00:05:46,428 So look at it. 92 00:05:46,496 --> 00:05:48,430 Will you put it on for me? 93 00:05:48,498 --> 00:05:50,295 - Now? - Please, please? Put it on. 94 00:05:50,366 --> 00:05:52,857 - Okay. Quickly. - Okay okay okay okay. 95 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:54,665 - I think it's gonna fit. - Yeah. 96 00:05:54,737 --> 00:05:56,864 - Let's see. - Okay. 97 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:58,805 - Here we go. - Okay. 98 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,409 It's a little snug. 99 00:06:05,482 --> 00:06:07,916 Oh my God, isn't that so cute? 100 00:06:07,984 --> 00:06:09,918 "Shakes come and go, 101 00:06:09,986 --> 00:06:11,578 but friends are furrr-ever!" 102 00:06:11,654 --> 00:06:13,747 That's adorable! Let's go show my mom. 103 00:06:13,823 --> 00:06:15,814 She'll love it. Let's go show her. Come on. 104 00:06:15,892 --> 00:06:17,792 - Let's not. No no. Come on. - Chris, she's gonna love it! 105 00:06:17,861 --> 00:06:19,158 Just... just wait. 106 00:06:19,229 --> 00:06:22,221 - Just... we're busy! - Chris, are you okay? 107 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:24,664 Yes, I'm fine. I just... 108 00:06:25,902 --> 00:06:27,631 I signed your yearbook. 109 00:06:28,671 --> 00:06:30,138 Um... 110 00:06:30,206 --> 00:06:32,834 read it... please. 111 00:06:32,909 --> 00:06:34,103 Okay. 112 00:06:38,214 --> 00:06:40,739 Please, God. 113 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:44,344 "Stud muffin, getting it on in your love truck was hot!" 114 00:06:44,420 --> 00:06:46,752 - Oh! - Wait! That's not what I wrote! 115 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:48,791 This is Tim's yearbook. 116 00:06:50,293 --> 00:06:52,887 - Chris? - Oh my God! 117 00:06:52,962 --> 00:06:55,328 Listen to this. Listen to this. 118 00:06:55,398 --> 00:06:57,161 "When we're together, I feel"... 119 00:06:57,233 --> 00:06:59,167 - Gimme! - "Like we're not in high school, but we're 120 00:06:59,235 --> 00:07:01,897 - in our own Chris-and-Jamie little world." - Tim... okay. 121 00:07:01,971 --> 00:07:04,030 Okay. 122 00:07:04,107 --> 00:07:06,405 - "You're my best friend..." - Please, don't read that. 123 00:07:06,476 --> 00:07:08,410 "But I want to be more than that"? 124 00:07:09,979 --> 00:07:11,970 "Hoping to be your boyfriend. 125 00:07:12,048 --> 00:07:15,540 Sincerely, Chris Brander, BFF." 126 00:07:15,618 --> 00:07:18,746 It's a joke! That's a joke between me and Jamie! 127 00:07:18,821 --> 00:07:20,618 Holy shit! Check out his shirt! 128 00:07:28,665 --> 00:07:30,792 Aw, he's gonna cry. 129 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:32,596 See ya! 130 00:07:33,770 --> 00:07:35,670 G'bye, fatty! 131 00:07:36,906 --> 00:07:38,430 Chris! 132 00:07:38,508 --> 00:07:40,874 Try a salad! 133 00:07:40,944 --> 00:07:42,878 - Chris! - Leave me alone! 134 00:07:42,946 --> 00:07:45,107 Don't worry about it. It happens to everybody. 135 00:07:45,181 --> 00:07:48,480 Chris! We need to talk about what you wrote. 136 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,485 Is that really how you feel? 137 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:53,044 I don't know. Maybe. Why? 138 00:07:53,122 --> 00:07:56,023 Because that's the nicest thing anyone's ever written me. 139 00:07:56,092 --> 00:07:58,219 It was? 140 00:07:58,294 --> 00:07:59,625 Yes. 141 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:01,823 I love you, Chris... 142 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:06,778 like a brother. 143 00:08:07,337 --> 00:08:11,171 - We're friends, right? - For sure! 144 00:08:13,209 --> 00:08:15,143 You pussy! 145 00:08:15,211 --> 00:08:16,769 Shut up, Tim! 146 00:08:19,015 --> 00:08:21,677 Don't you people have anything better to do?! 147 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:23,742 God! Just leave him alone! 148 00:08:25,555 --> 00:08:27,750 You jerks! 149 00:08:27,824 --> 00:08:29,409 I'll show you! 150 00:08:29,659 --> 00:08:31,991 I'll show all of you! 151 00:08:32,061 --> 00:08:34,962 This town is full of losers 152 00:08:35,031 --> 00:08:36,726 and I'm pulling out to win! 153 00:08:36,799 --> 00:08:38,960 Chris! Chris, come back! 154 00:08:39,035 --> 00:08:42,436 - My name is Chris Brander! - Chris, let's talk! 155 00:08:42,505 --> 00:08:44,996 You remember that name! 'Cause I'm gonna be somebody! 156 00:09:10,933 --> 00:09:12,560 I don't know what to say. 157 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:15,001 I mean, the sex is good, 158 00:09:15,071 --> 00:09:16,698 but I'm a person too. 159 00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:18,968 I mean, I have feelings and needs 160 00:09:19,042 --> 00:09:20,441 other than just physical! 161 00:09:20,510 --> 00:09:23,570 Don't you have anything to say for yourself? 162 00:09:24,947 --> 00:09:26,881 I think you've pretty much said it all. 163 00:09:26,949 --> 00:09:29,884 You know what? This just isn't working out. 164 00:09:29,952 --> 00:09:32,614 Have a great life, 'cause Athena's out! 165 00:09:35,458 --> 00:09:37,688 I don't know why you just don't take me serious! 166 00:09:43,933 --> 00:09:45,867 I guess Athena's out. 167 00:09:47,103 --> 00:09:48,331 God, can you believe that? 168 00:09:48,404 --> 00:09:50,338 I get dumped four days before Christmas. 169 00:09:50,406 --> 00:09:52,340 - I saw. - Yeah, and yet, you did nothing. 170 00:09:52,408 --> 00:09:54,069 Technically, that makes you an accomplice. 171 00:09:54,143 --> 00:09:55,610 Guilty as charged. 172 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:58,306 You know, in some cultures they'd spank you for that. 173 00:09:58,381 --> 00:10:00,406 Oh, I love to travel. 174 00:10:01,718 --> 00:10:03,777 - Chris Brander. - I'm Mandy. 175 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,549 Of course you are. You know, I know a song called "Mandy." 176 00:10:06,622 --> 00:10:08,556 Oh! 177 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:11,588 He shoots, he scores. 178 00:10:14,897 --> 00:10:18,060 - Nice, nice! - Yeah, Brander! Great job, Brander! 179 00:10:18,134 --> 00:10:21,365 You're the bad bunny. No. No, that's you. 180 00:10:21,437 --> 00:10:23,667 You're the bad bunny. Yeah. 181 00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:25,469 Okay, that's enough out of you. 182 00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:27,566 Next time you call me, you call me collect. 183 00:10:27,643 --> 00:10:29,577 Okay. Bye-bye. 184 00:10:29,645 --> 00:10:32,239 - So how'd it go last night? - Home by 10:00. 185 00:10:32,315 --> 00:10:34,613 Pants off in front of the computer by 10:01. 186 00:10:34,684 --> 00:10:37,118 Nice. What about Sheila? Are you making any headway? 187 00:10:37,186 --> 00:10:39,120 We'll see. I'm taking her to lunch today... 188 00:10:39,188 --> 00:10:41,281 Oh, whoa, whoa whoa. Don't... don't do that. 189 00:10:41,357 --> 00:10:43,018 - Okay? Don't do lunch. - Why? 190 00:10:43,092 --> 00:10:45,287 That's like the express lane to the friend zone. 191 00:10:45,361 --> 00:10:47,625 What the hell's the friend zone? 192 00:10:47,697 --> 00:10:49,858 See when a girl decides that you're her friend, 193 00:10:49,932 --> 00:10:51,456 you're no longer a dating option. 194 00:10:51,534 --> 00:10:54,025 You become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, 195 00:10:54,103 --> 00:10:55,866 like her brother. Or a lamp. 196 00:10:55,938 --> 00:10:57,462 I don't want to be a lamp. 197 00:10:57,540 --> 00:10:59,667 Yeah. Well, then don't be her friend, okay? 198 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:02,870 Oh. Take that guy, for example. 199 00:11:02,945 --> 00:11:04,970 - You mean that couple? - No no no. 200 00:11:05,047 --> 00:11:07,641 No, I mean the guy that wishes they were a couple. 201 00:11:07,717 --> 00:11:09,480 - What is your point? - My point is... 202 00:11:09,552 --> 00:11:12,282 call Sheila, Ray. Call her right now. 203 00:11:12,355 --> 00:11:14,186 Move your day date to tonight. 204 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:17,158 Play the entire thing aloof and no matter what you do, kiss her at the end. 205 00:11:17,226 --> 00:11:20,525 - 'Cause friends don't kiss. - All right. "Aloof." 206 00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:23,121 Hi. 207 00:11:26,702 --> 00:11:28,465 - Straight to voicemail. - Ouch. 208 00:11:28,538 --> 00:11:31,166 Hope you're not too late. You may already be girlfriends. 209 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:34,573 - Really? How will I know? - Look. It doesn't matter, okay? 210 00:11:34,644 --> 00:11:38,444 If you feel yourself going there, walk away. 211 00:11:38,514 --> 00:11:40,209 Where'd you come up with this theory? 212 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:43,013 Some chick f'd me up in high school bad. 213 00:11:43,085 --> 00:11:45,383 Excuse me. Excuse me. 214 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:46,945 Excuse you! 215 00:11:47,023 --> 00:11:48,615 I saw you flirting with me out there. 216 00:11:48,691 --> 00:11:50,852 How could you do that to your boyfriend? 217 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:53,225 Who, him? We're just friends. 218 00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:58,730 Oh, no no no, I never said that, Lindsay. I wouldn't do that. 219 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,860 No, I'm driving through a tunnel. 220 00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:03,428 Okay. One second here. Hey, Francine, you look great. 221 00:12:03,506 --> 00:12:06,873 - Thanks. - That color really brings out your legs. 222 00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:09,935 Hey, I don't even know you. Yeah. Ho-ho-ho. 223 00:12:10,012 --> 00:12:11,570 That's great. Merry Christmas. 224 00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:13,842 I can still see it. I can still... rub harder! 225 00:12:13,916 --> 00:12:15,508 Don't dab at it! Rub it. 226 00:12:15,585 --> 00:12:17,746 Rub, rub it, rub it! 227 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,981 Look, honestly, these pants make me look fat? 228 00:12:20,056 --> 00:12:21,819 - Well... - You're fired! 229 00:12:21,891 --> 00:12:23,756 - What? - I'm kidding. 230 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:26,351 Ho-ho-ho! Who's got a Christmas present? 231 00:12:26,429 --> 00:12:27,987 I do. 232 00:12:28,064 --> 00:12:29,998 How you doing, boss? Merry Christmas. 233 00:12:30,066 --> 00:12:32,000 - I look fat in these pants? - Hell no. 234 00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:34,036 Excellent! So you're seeing your family 235 00:12:34,103 --> 00:12:36,196 - for the holidays. - Well, as a matter of fact... 236 00:12:36,272 --> 00:12:37,762 - Wait. You want anything? - No. 237 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,536 Go! Wait. 238 00:12:40,610 --> 00:12:42,510 - Family. - Parents are separated. 239 00:12:42,578 --> 00:12:44,478 - Jersey's not my idea of a good time, so... - Fabulous. 240 00:12:44,547 --> 00:12:46,276 - Check this out. - Yeah. Great. Good. 241 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:49,614 First up tonight, you've seen her in the pages of magazines, 242 00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:51,676 and well, the opening of practically anything, 243 00:12:51,754 --> 00:12:53,915 but what what you may not know about this "it" girl... 244 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,685 is her humanitarian side. 245 00:12:55,758 --> 00:12:57,316 Hey, everyone. I'm Samantha James 246 00:12:57,393 --> 00:12:58,826 and I'm here with Mr. Cluck Cluck 247 00:12:58,895 --> 00:13:00,863 and my new best friend Wafoofi 248 00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:03,194 and we're part of a kick-ass humanitarian effort 249 00:13:03,266 --> 00:13:05,928 to help promote vegetarianism in third world countries, 250 00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,663 which is really really important. 251 00:13:07,737 --> 00:13:10,706 Okay, and speaking of really really important... 252 00:13:10,773 --> 00:13:13,333 I have some good news. 253 00:13:13,409 --> 00:13:15,138 I've been recording for my new album 254 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,236 which I hope to have out early next... 255 00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:21,478 - I want that album. - Hah! What?! 256 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:22,950 - Samantha James? - Yeah. 257 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:25,044 No no no no. Listen to me very carefully now. 258 00:13:25,121 --> 00:13:27,351 Samantha James is a crazy person. 259 00:13:27,423 --> 00:13:29,516 Hey, you're the one that used to diddle her, not me. 260 00:13:29,592 --> 00:13:32,652 It was one date! And I ended up in the hospital. 261 00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:35,219 Have you seen this poster? Have you seen... 262 00:13:35,298 --> 00:13:37,061 - this poster? - Yeah, with the fruit. 263 00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:39,795 This is the hottest-selling poster in the United States. 264 00:13:39,869 --> 00:13:41,860 People love her. They love her! 265 00:13:41,938 --> 00:13:43,803 Oh, who loves her? 266 00:13:43,873 --> 00:13:46,364 MTV just got her a new reality show next year. 267 00:13:46,442 --> 00:13:49,934 We time the CD release with the show, we got a guaranteed hit 268 00:13:50,012 --> 00:13:51,445 plus free promotion. 269 00:13:51,514 --> 00:13:54,039 - She's recording over... - I know where she's recording. 270 00:13:54,116 --> 00:13:57,313 Good. Good. Make me happy. 271 00:13:57,386 --> 00:13:59,115 Go away. Wait. Not you. 272 00:13:59,188 --> 00:14:01,019 Wait! 273 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:04,059 You don't make me happy, I'm gonna find somebody else to make me happy. 274 00:14:04,126 --> 00:14:06,526 Loud and clear. Yeah. Clear as a bell. 275 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:07,528 - Good. - Okay. 276 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,064 What are you still doing here? 277 00:14:09,131 --> 00:14:10,325 Go! Go get me lobster! 278 00:14:10,399 --> 00:14:12,060 Go! Run! Lobster! 279 00:14:12,134 --> 00:14:14,102 Run away! Run! Daddy want a fish! 280 00:14:19,408 --> 00:14:24,607 ¶ Yeah, uh uh, eins zwei drei vier! ¶ 281 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:27,376 ¶ We might be a world apart ¶ 282 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,577 ¶ World apart ¶ 283 00:14:29,652 --> 00:14:31,552 ¶ But you're always in my heart ¶ 284 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,612 ¶ Always in my heart ¶ 285 00:14:33,689 --> 00:14:36,556 - ¶ When you look up at the stars ¶ - ¶ Look up at the stars ¶ 286 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:39,789 - ¶ Feel my love from afar ¶ - ¶ Afar afar ¶ 287 00:14:39,862 --> 00:14:43,662 - ¶ Looking down like a shining star ¶ - ¶ Shining star ¶ 288 00:14:43,733 --> 00:14:47,396 - ¶ Dancing free with my guitar ¶ - ¶ My guitar ¶ 289 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,837 - ¶ I don't know just where you are ¶ - ¶ Where are you? ¶ 290 00:14:50,906 --> 00:14:52,897 ¶ Love from afar, love from afar ¶ 291 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:57,275 ¶ Feel my love... ¶ 292 00:14:58,781 --> 00:15:01,750 Cut! Cut! 293 00:15:03,252 --> 00:15:06,278 Okay, Ron, which jokester changed the key on me? 294 00:15:06,355 --> 00:15:08,050 No one, Samantha. 295 00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:10,558 It's been the same key for the last 43 takes. 296 00:15:10,626 --> 00:15:14,187 Well, something's off then, because I'm just not feeling it, okay? 297 00:15:14,263 --> 00:15:16,060 God, I need my guitar. 298 00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,794 - We need to mix the tracks separately. - No! 299 00:15:18,868 --> 00:15:23,237 My lyrics say "dancing free with my guitar," Ron. 300 00:15:23,305 --> 00:15:25,466 So, I'm gonna be real, okay? 301 00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:27,907 I'm not gonna let you and Hong Kong Phooey up there 302 00:15:27,977 --> 00:15:31,572 turn me into some poppy bubblegum wannabe. 303 00:15:31,647 --> 00:15:33,615 Okay? I need to transcend! 304 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,583 Are you guys even listening to me? 305 00:15:35,651 --> 00:15:38,051 ¶ You guys are assholes, you're assholes... ¶ 306 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,247 - Switch it off, guys. - ¶ Ron, you're an asshole ¶ 307 00:15:40,322 --> 00:15:43,485 ¶ You guys are assholes, You're assholes. ¶ 308 00:15:43,559 --> 00:15:45,424 She's all yours. 309 00:15:45,494 --> 00:15:47,758 Chris! 310 00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:54,229 Hey! 311 00:15:54,303 --> 00:15:57,670 I can't hear you, Samantha. I can't hear you, Samantha. 312 00:15:58,708 --> 00:15:59,800 - Can't hear you. - Oh. 313 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:03,743 Oh, light bulb. There you go. 314 00:16:06,849 --> 00:16:08,976 Oh my God, I don't believe it! 315 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,144 God, I've missed you. 316 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,188 Oh... okay. 317 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:19,892 Wait a minute. Are you here because you miss me, 318 00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:22,760 or are you just here because your boss wants to sign me? 319 00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:26,458 Both? 320 00:16:26,535 --> 00:16:29,333 That's cool. Guess I missed you too. 321 00:16:30,539 --> 00:16:32,564 God, I want to lick your skin off! 322 00:16:32,641 --> 00:16:34,700 - I prefer you didn't. - But I want to. 323 00:16:34,777 --> 00:16:37,143 Don't. 324 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:43,010 You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it, baby. 325 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:46,418 - I don't want it. - Bad kitty. Meow, meow. 326 00:16:46,489 --> 00:16:48,582 - Okay. - Oh! Listen, what're you doing 327 00:16:48,657 --> 00:16:51,023 - over the holidays? - I'm going to Santa Barbara... 328 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,321 'Cause Paris is throwing a Christmas bash in Paris. 329 00:16:52,394 --> 00:16:53,861 Okay, Paris isn't gonna work for... 330 00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,988 I'm gonna call my assistant and we're gonna go tonight. 331 00:16:56,065 --> 00:16:58,397 We can work and play. Mreow. 332 00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:00,765 Oh my God! I just wrote a new song. You have to hear it! 333 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,203 This one's called "Forgiveness." 334 00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:15,184 ¶ Forgiveness ¶ 335 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:21,014 ¶ Is more than saying sorry ¶ 336 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:28,392 ¶ To forgive is divine ¶ 337 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:31,524 ¶ So let's have a glass of wine ¶ 338 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,364 ¶ And have makeup sex ¶ 339 00:17:34,436 --> 00:17:35,903 ¶ Until the end of ¶ 340 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:39,031 ¶ Time time time time ¶ 341 00:17:39,108 --> 00:17:42,976 ¶ Time ¶ 342 00:17:43,045 --> 00:17:44,774 ¶ Time. ¶ 343 00:17:46,615 --> 00:17:48,879 So what did you you think? 344 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,816 I mean, my God! 345 00:17:53,889 --> 00:17:55,982 Oh my God, you're sweet. 346 00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:59,818 - What is that? - This is a taser gun. 347 00:17:59,895 --> 00:18:02,295 My publicist gave it to me to ward off stalkers. 348 00:18:06,516 --> 00:18:08,103 Tuna. 349 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,968 - You want some? - I'll pass. 350 00:18:13,442 --> 00:18:16,206 I'm so glad KC got us back together. 351 00:18:16,278 --> 00:18:18,041 Yeah, you're awful. 352 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,673 I have a great idea. 353 00:18:20,749 --> 00:18:23,013 What if on our way to Paris we stop off in Ireland 354 00:18:23,085 --> 00:18:24,916 and find out where U2 lives? 355 00:18:24,987 --> 00:18:27,854 What if we got someone like Bono to sing backup? 356 00:18:27,923 --> 00:18:29,982 I'd be all... ¶ Forgiveness is the way, ¶ 357 00:18:30,059 --> 00:18:33,256 and he'd go, ¶ Forgiveness every day ¶ only all Bono-y. 358 00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:35,320 Wouldn't that be amazing? 359 00:18:35,397 --> 00:18:38,195 What if I added more vibrato? 360 00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:41,236 ¶ Forgiveness ¶ 361 00:18:42,972 --> 00:18:46,100 ¶ Is more than sayin' sorry ¶ 362 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:53,776 ¶ To forgive is divine ¶ 363 00:18:53,849 --> 00:18:55,942 ¶ So let's have a glass of... ¶ 364 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,916 Okay. Who's the genius behind this? 365 00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:03,288 The container said "microwavable." 366 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:04,883 But the aluminum foil wasn't. 367 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,485 Well, I'm not supposed to worry about stuff like that. 368 00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:08,996 I'm the talent. 369 00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,396 Daddy, we're down. 370 00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:13,401 Not exactly warm out here, is it? 371 00:19:13,469 --> 00:19:16,461 - How long till we're airborne again? - Nice plane! 372 00:19:16,538 --> 00:19:19,132 - Not till tomorrow. - Terrific. Where are we? 373 00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:20,800 Not happy! 374 00:19:20,876 --> 00:19:23,640 We're on a private field an hour outside of Trenton. 375 00:19:23,712 --> 00:19:26,647 Jersey? We're in New Jersey? 376 00:19:26,715 --> 00:19:29,684 Hey, wait a minute. Am I being Punk'd? 377 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,652 Where's Ashton? Ha! 378 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:32,687 Ashton! 379 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,689 Oh my God! Ha ha. 380 00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:36,691 You totally got me! 381 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,522 Ashton? 382 00:19:40,663 --> 00:19:43,223 I love it that you're taking me home to meet your mom. 383 00:19:43,299 --> 00:19:45,233 Was this one of your clever little plans? 384 00:19:45,301 --> 00:19:47,565 Yes. I planned you setting the plane on fire. 385 00:19:48,704 --> 00:19:51,605 Surprise! 386 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,838 Oh, my little boy. 387 00:20:02,584 --> 00:20:04,518 Be right down. 388 00:20:52,134 --> 00:20:54,466 I do not remember Jersey being this cold. 389 00:20:54,536 --> 00:20:56,936 Well, it's been uncommonly cold this month. 390 00:20:57,006 --> 00:21:00,305 We've gone through seven bags of rock salt. 391 00:21:00,376 --> 00:21:02,037 Your house is just so quaint, Mrs. Brander, 392 00:21:02,111 --> 00:21:04,602 I mean, Chris, you never told me you were so provincial. 393 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,944 It's like a true rags to riches story, 394 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,610 but I've always found the middle class to be just so much more real. 395 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,384 I mean, isn't Chris great? 396 00:21:13,455 --> 00:21:15,389 Yeah, he is a nice boy. 397 00:21:15,457 --> 00:21:18,756 You know, he usually flies us out to Los Angeles. 398 00:21:18,827 --> 00:21:20,761 It's been... 399 00:21:20,829 --> 00:21:23,127 oh, nine, 10... 400 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:25,291 - It's 10 years. Yeah. - 10? 401 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,699 10 years since he's been home. 402 00:21:27,770 --> 00:21:30,295 - All right. Good job, Dougie. - Oh, hi, honey! 403 00:21:33,342 --> 00:21:35,037 Oh my God. 404 00:21:35,110 --> 00:21:38,102 - Mikey. - Oh my God! 405 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,912 - Is that my Christmas present? - Sam, my younger brother Mike. 406 00:21:42,985 --> 00:21:45,647 - Samantha James. - Samantha James. 407 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,985 Mike Brander. It is an honor. 408 00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,355 I have your poster on my wall, 409 00:21:50,426 --> 00:21:53,759 - but you are way hotter in person. - I know! 410 00:21:53,829 --> 00:21:56,297 - You have her poster on your wall? - Yeah. 411 00:21:56,365 --> 00:21:58,424 I slapped the ham to it like an hour ago. 412 00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,468 What ham did you slap? 413 00:22:00,536 --> 00:22:03,061 Not the ham that I just bought? 414 00:22:03,138 --> 00:22:06,198 Oh, Mrs. Brander, do you have anything else besides ham? 415 00:22:06,275 --> 00:22:07,970 Because I'm on the Perricone diet 416 00:22:08,043 --> 00:22:09,874 and I need salmon like now. 417 00:22:09,945 --> 00:22:13,437 I love salmon. It's the prettiest color for bedrooms. 418 00:22:13,515 --> 00:22:16,507 - So relaxing. - I'm gonna start drinking. 419 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,644 Um, does anybody want anything? Some coffee? 420 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,312 Maybe some salmon or something? 421 00:22:20,389 --> 00:22:22,323 Just gonna... 422 00:22:22,391 --> 00:22:23,983 yeah. 423 00:22:24,059 --> 00:22:25,822 Mike! Good to be home. 424 00:22:34,002 --> 00:22:37,665 Oh, boy. Okay. 425 00:22:37,739 --> 00:22:41,197 Hi. Yes, I know, very exciting. 426 00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:43,870 Hi. Hi. 427 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:45,880 Oh. Chris, let's get it to go. 428 00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:48,041 People are staring at me. 429 00:22:49,551 --> 00:22:51,485 Oh my God... plastic menus! 430 00:22:51,553 --> 00:22:54,283 Well, this isn't gonna work, is it now, Chris? 431 00:22:54,356 --> 00:22:55,323 Chris? 432 00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,394 Excuse me, but I was wondering if you think 433 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:02,521 America will ever switch to the metric system? 434 00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:04,395 Well, that's a very interesting... 435 00:23:06,001 --> 00:23:09,528 - Oh my God! Chris! - I don't believe this! 436 00:23:09,605 --> 00:23:12,802 - Oh! God, you look great! - I don't... you look great! 437 00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:15,400 - Well, thank you! How you been? - We're married. 438 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,536 - You're married! - Married? 439 00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:20,173 - Yeah, we're married, we got a kid. TJ. - We have a son. TJ. 440 00:23:20,249 --> 00:23:22,376 - TJ! - He looks like me. He's got Clark's eyes... 441 00:23:22,451 --> 00:23:24,419 Oh my God! Where does the time go? 442 00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:27,046 He's like the creative mind kid, he's like, brilliant and you can meet him. 443 00:23:27,122 --> 00:23:29,682 - That's great! - God, look at those teeth! 444 00:23:29,758 --> 00:23:31,623 Those are some nice veneers you got, my friend. 445 00:23:31,693 --> 00:23:33,661 - Don't tell me that you're a dentist. - A dentist? 446 00:23:33,729 --> 00:23:37,460 - I totally sold out, dude. - Hey, you and me both, buddy. 447 00:23:37,533 --> 00:23:40,297 Lover, aren't you gonna introduce me? 448 00:23:40,369 --> 00:23:41,961 Yes! 449 00:23:42,037 --> 00:23:43,766 Samantha, these are my old friends. 450 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:46,000 This is Clark, this is Darla. 451 00:23:46,074 --> 00:23:49,100 Your names are "Clark" and "Darla"? 452 00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:50,304 Yeah. 453 00:23:50,379 --> 00:23:53,075 Oh my God, that is so cute! 454 00:23:53,148 --> 00:23:55,241 I just wanna eat you both up! 455 00:23:56,985 --> 00:23:59,920 Okay, I am gonna go to the little girl's room. 456 00:23:59,988 --> 00:24:01,888 - Good. - And then we're outie. 457 00:24:01,957 --> 00:24:04,687 - Okay. - Okay. 458 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,661 She's... incoming. 459 00:24:07,729 --> 00:24:09,526 Oh my God. 460 00:24:09,598 --> 00:24:12,032 Check out that girl's ass. Huge! 461 00:24:13,435 --> 00:24:15,460 It was so nice meeting you. 462 00:24:19,740 --> 00:24:20,819 Darla. 463 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:26,639 She's adorable. 464 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:28,945 - And affectionate. - Christ sakes. 465 00:24:29,017 --> 00:24:32,043 - Chris Brander, ladies and gentlemen! - Yes! You guys, so good... 466 00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:34,452 Chris Brander? Chris Brander? 467 00:24:34,523 --> 00:24:36,047 Holy... 468 00:24:36,124 --> 00:24:39,855 I saw you at the Grammys sitting next to P. Diddy! 469 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,591 It's me Tim. You remember? 470 00:24:42,664 --> 00:24:43,995 Oh, how could I forget you, Tim? 471 00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:46,000 Hey, you got $5 472 00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:48,195 that I can, like, have? 473 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,206 Yeah. 474 00:24:51,273 --> 00:24:53,002 You keep living the dream, Tim. 475 00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:53,973 Done! 476 00:24:54,042 --> 00:24:55,134 Buh-bye now. 477 00:24:55,210 --> 00:24:58,179 - Class of '95! - Class of '95! 478 00:24:58,247 --> 00:24:59,976 Here's your money, bitch! 479 00:25:00,048 --> 00:25:02,278 - He looks good. - Man, I can't believe... 480 00:25:02,351 --> 00:25:04,512 wha... like what happened? Where did you go? 481 00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:07,419 Hey, you know... just migrated west. 482 00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:10,080 You know, I'm living the dream out there, I guess. 483 00:25:10,158 --> 00:25:12,217 I just stayed with my dad for awhile, and... 484 00:25:12,294 --> 00:25:15,661 yeah, hocked my soul for a record executive job... 485 00:25:15,731 --> 00:25:18,825 and started... I mean I had an internship first 486 00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:20,333 - a couple of years. - Right. 487 00:25:22,804 --> 00:25:25,170 Jamie. 488 00:25:29,211 --> 00:25:30,678 Jamie? 489 00:25:32,047 --> 00:25:34,675 - Chris, hi! - Hi! 490 00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:37,651 What are you doing down there? 491 00:25:37,719 --> 00:25:40,586 Oh, I'm just busted! 492 00:25:40,656 --> 00:25:44,251 How are you? Oh, shit. Hold on. 493 00:25:47,296 --> 00:25:49,025 Look at you! 494 00:25:49,097 --> 00:25:50,724 Oh my God, 495 00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:53,131 I can put my arms around you. 496 00:25:54,936 --> 00:25:57,564 - You look so great! Look at this body! - Thank you. 497 00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:59,368 - You're like a new man! - Yeah. 498 00:25:59,441 --> 00:26:02,410 These arms and your belly, 499 00:26:02,477 --> 00:26:04,468 and look at... pecs, and... 500 00:26:05,050 --> 00:26:07,106 Chris Brander. 501 00:26:07,182 --> 00:26:10,083 God. Jamie Palamino. 502 00:26:13,221 --> 00:26:16,054 So, um... so how long are you in town for? 503 00:26:16,124 --> 00:26:18,251 Um, just the night, actually. 504 00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:20,591 Just one night, really? You can't stay any longer? 505 00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:23,825 No. I wish I could, but l... 506 00:26:23,899 --> 00:26:25,867 Let's go, Chris. There's pee on the floor. 507 00:26:28,637 --> 00:26:32,095 - Yeah. - Okay... 508 00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:34,802 all right, well... 509 00:26:34,876 --> 00:26:38,437 - it's really great to see you again. - You too. 510 00:26:45,787 --> 00:26:47,652 Just give me a call sometime. 511 00:26:47,723 --> 00:26:49,748 I'm living with my parents. 512 00:26:49,825 --> 00:26:52,726 Oh, I know. I'm living with my parents. 513 00:26:54,129 --> 00:26:55,858 Okay, bye. 514 00:26:57,132 --> 00:26:59,100 - Bye. - Bye. 515 00:27:01,603 --> 00:27:04,663 - Jamie Pal. - Whoa! 516 00:27:04,740 --> 00:27:06,173 She's like a box of fine wine. 517 00:27:06,241 --> 00:27:08,937 You would know. 518 00:27:09,010 --> 00:27:11,672 You know, in high school you'd never get a girl like that. 519 00:27:11,747 --> 00:27:13,715 And now you get whoever you want. 520 00:27:15,784 --> 00:27:18,480 I bet you could definitely hit Jamie Pal. 521 00:27:18,553 --> 00:27:21,021 - Definitely. - Okay. Okay. 522 00:27:25,961 --> 00:27:27,656 - Excuse me. - Oh yeah. 523 00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:29,959 You go! Whoo! 524 00:27:30,031 --> 00:27:32,261 - Hey! - Hey! 525 00:27:32,334 --> 00:27:35,633 Look, there is a chance that my flight might be delayed an extra day. 526 00:27:35,704 --> 00:27:38,172 - What are you doing tomorrow? - Um, nothing. 527 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,936 - Do you want to meet for lunch? - You mean like a day date? 528 00:27:41,009 --> 00:27:42,943 Yeah. 529 00:27:43,011 --> 00:27:44,478 Great! 530 00:27:44,546 --> 00:27:46,480 Chris! Chris! 531 00:27:46,548 --> 00:27:49,016 - I'll pick you up at noon. - Chris! Chris! 532 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:52,247 - Chris! Chris! Chris! - Awesome, I'm really... 533 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,551 - I'm busy! - I'm busy! Stupid dick! 534 00:27:55,624 --> 00:27:58,388 - That sounds awesome. I'll see you then. - Bye. 535 00:28:00,695 --> 00:28:02,560 Let's go. 536 00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:05,900 - What was that all about? - Nothing. 537 00:28:05,967 --> 00:28:07,559 It's just an old friend saying hi. 538 00:28:07,636 --> 00:28:09,570 Yeah, well, let's keep it that way. 539 00:28:09,638 --> 00:28:12,539 - It's not a handball. - My handball. 540 00:28:12,607 --> 00:28:15,041 Meow. Meow. 541 00:28:24,085 --> 00:28:28,146 ¶ I used to know you when we were young ¶ 542 00:28:28,223 --> 00:28:31,624 ¶ You were in all my dreams ¶ 543 00:28:31,693 --> 00:28:36,323 ¶ We sat together in period one ¶ 544 00:28:36,398 --> 00:28:39,367 ¶ Fridays at 8:15... ¶ 545 00:28:39,434 --> 00:28:43,393 - Whoa. - ¶ But I will wait for you ¶ 546 00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:47,841 ¶ As long as I need to ¶ 547 00:28:47,909 --> 00:28:52,403 ¶ And if you ever get back to Hackensack ¶ 548 00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:58,215 ¶ I'll be here for you. ¶ 549 00:29:03,558 --> 00:29:09,053 ¶ Jesus Christ our savior was born upon this day ¶ 550 00:29:09,130 --> 00:29:12,065 ¶ To save us all from Satan's power ¶ 551 00:29:12,133 --> 00:29:14,761 ¶ When we were gone astray ¶ 552 00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:16,303 ¶ Oh, tidings... ¶ 553 00:29:16,371 --> 00:29:17,770 Hey! Dumb-ass. 554 00:29:18,807 --> 00:29:20,001 Wake up. 555 00:29:20,075 --> 00:29:21,535 Hey, wake up. 556 00:29:22,077 --> 00:29:23,601 Morning. 557 00:29:26,681 --> 00:29:28,171 Agh! What? 558 00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:29,877 I need you to do me a favor. 559 00:29:29,951 --> 00:29:31,885 What do you want from me?! 560 00:29:31,953 --> 00:29:33,648 I ran into Jamie Palomino last night. 561 00:29:33,722 --> 00:29:35,713 Oh, here we go again. 562 00:29:35,790 --> 00:29:38,054 I'm not the same person I was in high-school, pal. 563 00:29:38,126 --> 00:29:39,787 You'll always be fat to me, Chris. 564 00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:42,091 What do you want from me?! 565 00:29:42,163 --> 00:29:44,631 I need you to detain Samantha. 566 00:29:44,699 --> 00:29:46,257 I could do that. 567 00:29:46,601 --> 00:29:49,900 - Chris, wait! - It's a beautiful day. 568 00:29:49,971 --> 00:29:52,030 What about Paris? 569 00:29:52,107 --> 00:29:54,871 Look, Paris can wait. This is important. You don't wanna be 570 00:29:54,943 --> 00:29:57,002 - out of touch with your audience, do you? - No. 571 00:29:57,078 --> 00:29:58,978 No, well then, you need to connect with your audience, 572 00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:00,378 you need to feed off their energy. 573 00:30:00,448 --> 00:30:02,848 After all, they're the ones who're gonna be buying your album. 574 00:30:02,918 --> 00:30:04,852 The problem is where in New Jersey are we gonna find 575 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:07,047 a proper cross-section of your fans? 576 00:30:08,423 --> 00:30:10,516 - The mall? - A mall! 577 00:30:10,592 --> 00:30:12,116 That's a great idea! 578 00:30:13,695 --> 00:30:15,595 - We have so much in common! - I know! 579 00:30:15,664 --> 00:30:17,598 - God. - Let's do it to it! 580 00:30:17,666 --> 00:30:19,429 Whoa! I am not going with him! 581 00:30:19,501 --> 00:30:22,595 Look, what better way to relate to your fans than to go with one? 582 00:30:22,671 --> 00:30:24,639 In we go. 583 00:30:25,084 --> 00:30:27,140 You're not coming with me? 584 00:30:27,376 --> 00:30:29,574 No, sweetie. You need to do this alone. 585 00:30:29,644 --> 00:30:31,305 - I can't be your crutch. - But l... 586 00:30:31,379 --> 00:30:32,812 Watch your face! 587 00:30:32,881 --> 00:30:34,712 Buckle up! 588 00:30:40,855 --> 00:30:42,823 Great. That's good. 589 00:30:42,891 --> 00:30:44,449 That's looking good. 590 00:30:48,163 --> 00:30:51,064 Great, guys. Really good. 591 00:30:53,168 --> 00:30:55,500 Mr. Palamino, how you doing? 592 00:30:55,570 --> 00:30:57,401 Well well well, 593 00:30:57,472 --> 00:31:00,635 if it isn't Mr. Valentine's Day! 594 00:31:00,709 --> 00:31:04,042 This guy, every Valentine's Day, he'd buy Jamie like a dozen roses. 595 00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:06,910 Used to drive all her boyfriends nuts! 596 00:31:06,982 --> 00:31:09,883 Ha! Till we explained, of course, it was just her little friend Chris. 597 00:31:09,951 --> 00:31:11,919 Yeah, I remember that. 598 00:31:11,987 --> 00:31:14,353 You prick. 599 00:31:14,422 --> 00:31:17,323 I see you still have the best Christmas display in town, sir. 600 00:31:17,392 --> 00:31:19,553 - Hey! In the state! - Hey, Chris! 601 00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:21,255 I'll be right out. 602 00:31:21,329 --> 00:31:24,162 So, how'd you lose all that weight? 603 00:31:24,232 --> 00:31:26,826 Like that retard from Subway? 604 00:31:26,901 --> 00:31:28,334 It was great talking to you, sir. 605 00:31:30,772 --> 00:31:32,706 Are you kidding me? 606 00:31:32,774 --> 00:31:34,708 I rented the nicest Porsche in New Jersey. 607 00:31:34,776 --> 00:31:36,505 I'm just gonna play this whole thing aloof 608 00:31:36,578 --> 00:31:38,910 and she's gonna be eating out of the palm of my hand in no time. 609 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:41,073 Gotta go. 610 00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:46,442 Porsche. Girls must love this. 611 00:31:46,521 --> 00:31:49,149 I hate this stupid thing too. It's a rental. 612 00:31:49,224 --> 00:31:52,159 So ostentatious. It's all they had left. 613 00:31:57,465 --> 00:32:00,457 - God, this place hasn't changed a bit. - I know. 614 00:32:00,535 --> 00:32:02,526 Are you sure that you don't want to go someplace else? 615 00:32:02,604 --> 00:32:05,732 - No, we can't leave. We have history here. - History. 616 00:32:05,807 --> 00:32:09,675 Oh my goodness, I remember you two. 617 00:32:09,744 --> 00:32:12,872 Oh, you're not a chubby bunny anymore. 618 00:32:12,947 --> 00:32:15,973 - Oh, my personal space. - I'll be right back. 619 00:32:16,051 --> 00:32:18,952 I've got a little surprise for you. 620 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:21,284 Can't wait. 621 00:32:21,356 --> 00:32:22,823 Haha! Chubby bunny! 622 00:32:23,143 --> 00:32:25,655 Thanks for reminding me I was fat. 623 00:32:27,595 --> 00:32:29,654 So why did you disappear on me 10 years ago? 624 00:32:30,899 --> 00:32:33,129 Listen, about that... 625 00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:34,759 Where you that mad at me? 626 00:32:34,836 --> 00:32:38,135 Come on, Jamie. It was like 100 years ago, all right? 627 00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:40,572 I'm not that pathetic little dweeb anymore. 628 00:32:40,642 --> 00:32:44,305 You were never a dweeb, Chris. 629 00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:47,348 - So, tell me about your job. - Oh my God. 630 00:32:47,415 --> 00:32:49,747 You know, once you get over all the glamour, you know, it's... 631 00:32:49,818 --> 00:32:51,581 it's nothing but total insanity. 632 00:32:51,653 --> 00:32:54,213 You know, if it's not Pink calling you, then you got Good Charlotte... 633 00:32:54,289 --> 00:32:57,588 it's Jay Z's birthday party, you know, and I'm totally name-dropping right now 634 00:32:57,659 --> 00:33:00,184 and I'd really like to stop. Mick Jagger. How 'bout you? 635 00:33:00,261 --> 00:33:02,923 You know, what happened to you? How'd you end up working at The Maple? 636 00:33:02,997 --> 00:33:04,862 I don't work at The Maple. 637 00:33:04,933 --> 00:33:07,458 I mean, I work at The Maple but I don't really work at The Maple. 638 00:33:07,535 --> 00:33:09,127 - Yeah. - I'm studying to be a teacher 639 00:33:09,204 --> 00:33:10,694 so I'm living at home and I'm working... 640 00:33:10,772 --> 00:33:13,036 It's the coast. Be right back. 641 00:33:16,144 --> 00:33:18,271 What happened to him? 642 00:33:18,613 --> 00:33:20,945 ¶ Five golden rings ¶ 643 00:33:21,015 --> 00:33:23,882 - ¶ Four calling birds ¶ - I don't care what your mommy said. 644 00:33:23,952 --> 00:33:26,079 ¶ Three French hens, two turtle doves ¶ 645 00:33:26,154 --> 00:33:27,644 Oh, this is gonna be a great song. "Mall People." 646 00:33:27,722 --> 00:33:29,747 "Mall people, they come and go... 647 00:33:29,824 --> 00:33:31,792 small people, they just don't know." 648 00:33:31,860 --> 00:33:34,420 - How's it goin'? - Fantastic. 649 00:33:34,496 --> 00:33:35,963 - How's it going with Jamie? - Treating her like 650 00:33:36,030 --> 00:33:38,362 - every boyfriend she's ever had. - You da man! 651 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,765 - So I wanna run an idea by you. - No. 652 00:33:40,835 --> 00:33:44,168 Since you're trying to hook up with Jamie, what if I went to Paris with Samantha 653 00:33:44,239 --> 00:33:45,934 - instead of you? That way you... - No. 654 00:33:46,007 --> 00:33:47,565 - You haven't heard the whole thing yet! - No. 655 00:33:47,642 --> 00:33:49,906 You know what, just... just think about it and get back to me. 656 00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:57,183 - Oh my God! - I gotta go. 657 00:34:03,491 --> 00:34:05,823 - So, how's the coast? - Super. 658 00:34:05,894 --> 00:34:08,192 Here we go! 659 00:34:08,263 --> 00:34:10,891 One grilled cheese with ranch on the side 660 00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:15,163 and one Sugar Mountain Supreme for the chubby bunny. 661 00:34:15,236 --> 00:34:17,796 Excuse me, um, 662 00:34:17,872 --> 00:34:20,033 this-this... this isn't gonna work for me. 663 00:34:20,108 --> 00:34:22,702 But this is what you always order. 664 00:34:22,777 --> 00:34:25,712 Yeah. 10 years ago, when I was a whale. 665 00:34:25,780 --> 00:34:28,544 The pancakes are fine. He's just kidding. 666 00:34:28,616 --> 00:34:30,208 What? 667 00:34:31,886 --> 00:34:34,878 - Be more rude! - She's rude! She's rude! 668 00:34:34,956 --> 00:34:37,288 I haven't had sweets in 10 years, okay? Do you know 669 00:34:37,358 --> 00:34:39,792 - what this would do to my stomach? - Relax, little girl. 670 00:34:39,861 --> 00:34:42,853 I'll have the pancakes and you can have my sandwich, okay? 671 00:34:44,065 --> 00:34:46,465 I'll just enjoy this glass of water. 672 00:34:49,270 --> 00:34:51,033 I'm stuffed. 673 00:34:57,145 --> 00:35:00,012 Good times. Good times! 674 00:35:00,081 --> 00:35:01,548 - Yeah. - Yeah. 675 00:35:01,616 --> 00:35:03,607 - Thanks again for lunch. - Oh, I'll get your door. 676 00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:05,710 Oh. Okay. 677 00:35:05,787 --> 00:35:07,220 Shit. 678 00:35:12,460 --> 00:35:14,428 - Whew! - Yeah. 679 00:35:16,798 --> 00:35:19,164 Well, it was great seeing you again. 680 00:35:19,234 --> 00:35:20,667 You too. 681 00:35:20,735 --> 00:35:22,134 Yeah, glad I ran into you last night. 682 00:35:22,203 --> 00:35:24,137 Yeah, it was a surprise. 683 00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:26,139 Big surprise. Yeah. 684 00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:27,799 It's cold out here. 685 00:35:27,876 --> 00:35:29,810 Yeah, it is. It's like the South Pole. 686 00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:32,642 It's like the deep South Pole if there was one. 687 00:35:32,714 --> 00:35:34,443 There isn't, though. 688 00:35:34,515 --> 00:35:36,176 Um, thanks for walking me to my door. 689 00:35:36,251 --> 00:35:39,084 Yeah. Again, it was great seeing you... 690 00:35:39,153 --> 00:35:40,120 again. 691 00:35:40,188 --> 00:35:41,951 - You, too. - Yeah. 692 00:35:42,023 --> 00:35:44,321 Take care. 693 00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:46,622 Yeah, you too. 694 00:35:49,197 --> 00:35:50,960 - Oh. - That's good. 695 00:35:54,836 --> 00:35:57,168 - Take care. - You too. 696 00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:24,861 Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! 697 00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:26,798 What the hell?! 698 00:36:29,837 --> 00:36:31,771 God! 699 00:36:36,311 --> 00:36:38,074 Oh my God! 700 00:36:38,146 --> 00:36:40,774 It's the South Pole! It's the deep South Pole? 701 00:36:40,848 --> 00:36:42,839 It's the South Pole. The deep South Pole! 702 00:36:42,917 --> 00:36:44,942 I don't think there is one, but if there was one 703 00:36:45,019 --> 00:36:47,078 I bet it would be in the south! 704 00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:59,558 - I left my gloves in the car. - Oh. 705 00:37:06,274 --> 00:37:07,741 - There you go. - Thanks. 706 00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:21,785 Hey, look who's here! What's up, Hollywood? 707 00:37:21,856 --> 00:37:23,517 - How the big date go? - It was terrible. 708 00:37:23,591 --> 00:37:25,923 I went in for a kiss, but she wants a hug, okay? 709 00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:28,554 Then I get caught in a sort of kiss-hug limbo type thing. 710 00:37:28,629 --> 00:37:32,497 I don't know what that is, then I ended up shaking her entire body. 711 00:37:32,567 --> 00:37:35,229 So y-you gave her a body shake? 712 00:37:35,303 --> 00:37:38,761 Oh, God! I should've just kissed her! What am I doing? 713 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,331 It looks like you picked up right where you left off. 714 00:37:41,409 --> 00:37:42,967 You're back in the friend zone. 715 00:37:44,012 --> 00:37:45,502 Oh, f-f... 716 00:38:00,194 --> 00:38:02,128 What? 717 00:38:02,196 --> 00:38:03,925 Little problem. 718 00:38:04,232 --> 00:38:06,928 Okay, she's got a bit of a headache. 719 00:38:07,001 --> 00:38:09,128 It's not that bad. Ha! 720 00:38:10,972 --> 00:38:12,030 Oh my God! 721 00:38:12,106 --> 00:38:14,506 What the hell happened to her? 722 00:38:14,575 --> 00:38:16,941 Long story short, she fell. 723 00:38:17,011 --> 00:38:18,842 Samantha, are you okay? 724 00:38:18,913 --> 00:38:20,574 I'm gonna make bubble. 725 00:38:20,648 --> 00:38:22,411 Dude, she's fine! 726 00:38:22,483 --> 00:38:25,281 Look at her. She's having a good time. She's got her toothpaste. 727 00:38:25,353 --> 00:38:28,254 All you had to do was watch her for a few hours. What did you do to her? 728 00:38:28,322 --> 00:38:31,086 Nothing! She's just all loopy from all the Vicodin. 729 00:38:31,159 --> 00:38:33,320 Where did you get the Vicodin? 730 00:38:33,394 --> 00:38:35,362 Mom. 731 00:38:35,430 --> 00:38:37,227 Blueberry! 732 00:38:37,298 --> 00:38:39,664 Okay. I'm gonna kill you. 733 00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:41,463 What?! You said detain her! 734 00:38:41,536 --> 00:38:43,561 - You're a dead man, Mike! - She's detained! 735 00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:46,900 Eww. 736 00:38:46,974 --> 00:38:48,441 - My balls! - Oh. 737 00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:52,910 You're dead. 738 00:38:52,980 --> 00:38:54,914 No, Chris! No! 739 00:38:54,982 --> 00:38:56,916 Chris... 740 00:38:56,984 --> 00:38:58,713 Chris, no! 741 00:39:00,388 --> 00:39:01,980 - My boss! Truce! - Truce! 742 00:39:02,056 --> 00:39:03,683 - Truce! - Okay. 743 00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:04,747 - Hello? - Nyah! 744 00:39:04,826 --> 00:39:06,691 Hey, Chrissy! 745 00:39:06,761 --> 00:39:08,695 How's my future star doing? 746 00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:10,390 Great. She's doing great, sir. 747 00:39:10,465 --> 00:39:12,695 So let me... let me... let me say hi to her. 748 00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:14,962 She's a little incapacitated at the moment. 749 00:39:15,036 --> 00:39:18,130 Oh, a little incapacitated, that's my baby, that's my boy! 750 00:39:18,206 --> 00:39:22,006 Look, when you two get back, I've got this incredible marketing campaign 751 00:39:22,076 --> 00:39:24,704 lined up for the spring quarter. Our number one priority: 752 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:28,044 - Samantha James! - Awesome. 753 00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:30,846 Three two, one! 754 00:39:30,918 --> 00:39:33,853 Ho-ho-ho. 755 00:39:33,921 --> 00:39:37,220 - Yeah-ha-ha! Yeah! - Merry Christmas! 756 00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:39,384 It's a Palamino Christmas! 757 00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:41,428 Again! 758 00:39:44,198 --> 00:39:46,132 - Hello? - Jamie. 759 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,395 - Hey. - What's up? 760 00:39:48,469 --> 00:39:51,370 Listen, you're never gonna believe this, but I can't get a flight out. 761 00:39:51,439 --> 00:39:53,703 - I'm stuck here another day. - Oh. 762 00:39:53,774 --> 00:39:55,264 I want to apologize for earlier. 763 00:39:55,343 --> 00:39:56,833 - Let me make it up to you. - I taste good. 764 00:39:56,911 --> 00:39:58,879 Do you want to go ice skating? 765 00:39:58,946 --> 00:40:01,437 - I thought you hated ice skating. - I used to, 766 00:40:01,516 --> 00:40:04,417 but you know, I'm actually pretty damn good now. 767 00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:05,747 I'm the MVP in my league, in fact. 768 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:08,015 Come on, it'll be like old times. 769 00:40:09,557 --> 00:40:12,492 - Hello, Joyce? - Mom? I'm on the phone. 770 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:16,257 Oh! Well, Chris, what are you doing over at Joyce's? 771 00:40:16,330 --> 00:40:19,163 No, Mom. I'm in the living room, 10 feet away from you 772 00:40:19,233 --> 00:40:21,064 - and I'm on the phone. - Oh. 773 00:40:21,135 --> 00:40:22,534 Well, you know, I was wondering 774 00:40:22,603 --> 00:40:25,333 while I have you on the phone, what would you like for dinner? 775 00:40:25,406 --> 00:40:29,103 We-we have a choice between chicken chow mein or pot roast. 776 00:40:29,177 --> 00:40:31,236 Mom. Please. 777 00:40:31,312 --> 00:40:33,371 Mom! 778 00:40:33,447 --> 00:40:36,041 - Mom! - What is it, peanut? 779 00:40:36,117 --> 00:40:37,277 Where are my ice skates? 780 00:40:37,351 --> 00:40:40,047 Oh, honey, I gave those away years ago. 781 00:40:40,121 --> 00:40:42,055 Are you serious? I need them. 782 00:40:42,123 --> 00:40:45,251 Well, honey, why would I keep them? You're never here. 783 00:40:45,326 --> 00:40:47,851 Besides, you-you weren't terribly good at ice skating. 784 00:40:47,929 --> 00:40:49,863 Well, I'm good now! 785 00:40:49,931 --> 00:40:52,297 And I need my skates to show off my talents. 786 00:40:52,366 --> 00:40:55,824 Oh, well, honey, I'm sure you can rent a pair. 787 00:40:55,903 --> 00:40:58,463 Besides, you don't have to show off for Jamie. 788 00:40:58,539 --> 00:41:01,030 Just... just be yourself. 789 00:41:01,108 --> 00:41:03,906 ¶ Be yourself ¶ 790 00:41:03,978 --> 00:41:08,779 ¶ Be yourself, be yourself. ¶ 791 00:41:08,849 --> 00:41:12,285 Now, come on! Mikey and I are making snow angels! 792 00:41:13,921 --> 00:41:15,855 I don't want to be myself. 793 00:41:18,259 --> 00:41:19,954 My snow globe collection. 794 00:41:26,267 --> 00:41:30,101 ¶ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ¶ 795 00:41:30,171 --> 00:41:32,105 ¶ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh... ¶ 796 00:41:33,775 --> 00:41:35,269 Stupid rental skates. 797 00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:37,875 You know what? You're a lot better than before. 798 00:41:37,945 --> 00:41:40,846 - I'm wearing figure skates from the '30s. - Here, let me help you. 799 00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:42,780 Okay, I can do it myself, okay? I'm good. I'm good now. 800 00:41:47,021 --> 00:41:48,784 - So... - So... 801 00:41:48,856 --> 00:41:52,917 - How's the love life? - Lame. 802 00:41:52,994 --> 00:41:56,725 - Marty and I broke up a year ago. - Another jerk? 803 00:41:56,797 --> 00:41:58,822 - "Another jerk?" - I'm kidding... 804 00:41:58,899 --> 00:42:00,833 I'm just saying you dated a lot of jerks 805 00:42:00,901 --> 00:42:02,801 back in high school, that's all. 806 00:42:02,870 --> 00:42:06,567 So how about you? You in love with anyone besides yourself? 807 00:42:06,641 --> 00:42:09,769 No. 808 00:42:09,844 --> 00:42:12,642 I've really just been dating, you know? 809 00:42:12,713 --> 00:42:14,977 Just trying to look for my soulmate. 810 00:42:15,049 --> 00:42:16,209 You didn't buy that, did you? 811 00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:18,445 Maybe you should try harder. 812 00:42:18,519 --> 00:42:21,716 Or I could try this. 813 00:42:22,890 --> 00:42:24,380 Oh... 814 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,758 Hey guys, it's Miss Palamino! 815 00:42:28,829 --> 00:42:30,820 Yay! 816 00:42:30,898 --> 00:42:32,957 Hi, guys. 817 00:42:33,034 --> 00:42:35,901 Sarah and Joey and Brett. Hi! 818 00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:38,803 - What, you... you know these kids? - Yeah, I substitute teach 819 00:42:38,873 --> 00:42:41,569 - their class. - Hey, um, we're having a pickup game. 820 00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:44,202 We could use some more bodies. You guys play? 821 00:42:44,278 --> 00:42:46,872 You know Chris is a great player, but he has rentals. 822 00:42:46,947 --> 00:42:50,348 - A good skater can skate in anything. - Yeah! 823 00:42:50,418 --> 00:42:52,249 I'm in. 824 00:42:53,854 --> 00:42:58,086 Okay, guys. Keep it clean. 825 00:42:58,159 --> 00:42:59,319 Shoot it! 826 00:42:59,393 --> 00:43:02,021 Get it in! And goal! 827 00:43:04,065 --> 00:43:07,159 - What was that?! - You're pathetic! 828 00:43:07,234 --> 00:43:09,134 I'm sorry, okay? 829 00:43:09,203 --> 00:43:11,433 It's just these damn rental skates. 830 00:43:11,505 --> 00:43:14,599 It's fine. Just don't cuss in front of the children. 831 00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:16,404 Potty mouth. 832 00:43:17,945 --> 00:43:20,607 Get him, Terry! 833 00:43:23,084 --> 00:43:25,143 He hacked me! 834 00:43:25,219 --> 00:43:26,880 Wanna fight, punk? 835 00:43:26,954 --> 00:43:29,422 - What, are you kidding me? - Fight! 836 00:43:29,490 --> 00:43:32,050 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 837 00:43:32,126 --> 00:43:35,289 All right, all right, break it up, break it up. 838 00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:38,127 What is your problem? She's just a child. 839 00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:40,599 - That's a girl? - Pussy! 840 00:43:46,307 --> 00:43:49,606 - Yeah! - All right! 841 00:43:53,781 --> 00:43:56,079 Okay, listen. We're getting creamed out there. 842 00:43:56,150 --> 00:43:58,618 - It's his fault. - You suck, Brander. 843 00:43:58,686 --> 00:44:00,984 - Hey. - I brand you "Suckster." 844 00:44:01,055 --> 00:44:02,852 - Oh my... that's enough. - Hey. 845 00:44:02,923 --> 00:44:05,414 Now Chris is trying his best here. 846 00:44:05,493 --> 00:44:08,087 Sorry, Miss Palamino, but he's just so terrible. 847 00:44:08,162 --> 00:44:11,359 - I'm not terrible. - Suckster! Suckster! Suckster! Suckster! 848 00:44:11,432 --> 00:44:13,764 - Maybe you should call it a day. - No, I can do this! 849 00:44:13,834 --> 00:44:16,268 - Suckster! Suckster. Suckster! Suckster... - Hey! 850 00:44:16,337 --> 00:44:18,100 I'm a really good skater, little girl! 851 00:44:18,172 --> 00:44:21,630 Watch! You might learn something! 852 00:44:21,709 --> 00:44:23,404 I'm taking this one. 853 00:44:27,348 --> 00:44:29,782 Me? 854 00:44:37,224 --> 00:44:39,954 Chris, no! 855 00:44:51,739 --> 00:44:55,175 No! 856 00:44:56,844 --> 00:44:59,506 No slap shots! 857 00:45:11,225 --> 00:45:13,090 Suckster! Suckster! 858 00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:16,186 Suckster! Suckster! Suckster! 859 00:45:16,263 --> 00:45:18,356 Suckster! Suckster! 860 00:45:18,432 --> 00:45:22,027 - What a schmuck. - Don't worry, Chris. You're gonna be fine. 861 00:45:29,762 --> 00:45:31,535 Well, it looks like I was 862 00:45:31,612 --> 00:45:34,308 - in the right place at the right time, Miss... - Yeah. 863 00:45:34,381 --> 00:45:37,282 Palamino? Jamie Palamino. 864 00:45:37,351 --> 00:45:40,081 - Dusty Dinkleman? - Yeah. 865 00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:42,679 Actually, I go by "Dusty Lee" now, but yeah. 866 00:45:42,756 --> 00:45:45,418 - "Dutty Nee?" - Thanks for saving me. 867 00:45:45,493 --> 00:45:47,961 Yay, Dusty! 868 00:45:48,028 --> 00:45:50,189 - You remember Chris Brander? - Eeh. 869 00:45:50,264 --> 00:45:52,596 - Boo... - Oh, yeah. 870 00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:55,226 Seen better days, I guess, pal? 871 00:45:55,302 --> 00:45:57,600 Hey, listen, I don't want to make this weird, 872 00:45:57,671 --> 00:45:59,571 but you look incredible. 873 00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:02,507 - So do you. - Really glad you dropped in. 874 00:46:11,585 --> 00:46:13,519 Cool... 875 00:46:15,523 --> 00:46:18,788 Sorry about that, buddy. 876 00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:20,690 Here we go. 877 00:46:22,730 --> 00:46:24,721 Late '20s. Male Caucasian 878 00:46:24,798 --> 00:46:27,961 with multiple lacerations on lower mandible and possible concussion. 879 00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:29,696 Transport en route, over. 880 00:46:29,770 --> 00:46:31,829 - 10-4. - So, Jamie, 881 00:46:31,906 --> 00:46:34,602 - you still living in town? - Oh, yeah, I just moved back. 882 00:46:34,675 --> 00:46:36,609 Oh, really? Me too. 883 00:46:36,677 --> 00:46:39,043 - It's a small world. - No kidding. 884 00:46:39,113 --> 00:46:40,375 Jeez, you know, 885 00:46:40,447 --> 00:46:43,280 I cannot get over how great you look. 886 00:46:43,350 --> 00:46:45,944 Oh, pfft. Me? Look at you! 887 00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:48,215 Yeah, I guess my skin cleared up 888 00:46:48,289 --> 00:46:49,950 and I lost my stammer, 889 00:46:50,024 --> 00:46:52,151 but I still play a mean guitar. 890 00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:54,626 I'm actually only doing this part-time till I can make it in music. 891 00:46:54,695 --> 00:46:57,892 You know, Chris is in the music business too. He could probably help you. 892 00:46:57,965 --> 00:47:00,729 Oh, hey. Easy there, Gretzky. 893 00:47:03,203 --> 00:47:06,764 You know, we should hang out, you know, have lunch sometime? 894 00:47:07,808 --> 00:47:10,606 I would love to have lunch. 895 00:47:10,678 --> 00:47:12,373 Um, where can I give you my phone number? 896 00:47:12,446 --> 00:47:13,970 Just write it on this. 897 00:47:18,752 --> 00:47:20,913 Jamie Palamino. 898 00:47:20,988 --> 00:47:22,580 This is bullshit! 899 00:47:22,656 --> 00:47:24,317 You haven't aged a peep. 900 00:47:28,195 --> 00:47:31,926 What do you know about Dusty Dinkleman? 901 00:47:31,999 --> 00:47:33,330 - You mean Dusty Lee? - Yeah. 902 00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,368 Works in the building, drives ambulance. Why? 903 00:47:35,436 --> 00:47:38,963 Well check this out. So I'm out with Jamie again... 904 00:47:39,039 --> 00:47:40,700 Another day date? 905 00:47:40,774 --> 00:47:43,242 Yes. Anyway, 906 00:47:43,310 --> 00:47:44,937 we're having a great time 907 00:47:45,012 --> 00:47:47,310 and then Dusty shows up out of nowhere, 908 00:47:47,381 --> 00:47:49,815 and then Jamie gives him her number. 909 00:47:49,883 --> 00:47:53,250 Hey, didn't Dusty have like a huge crush on Jamie? 910 00:47:53,656 --> 00:47:55,720 Yeah, you got some 911 00:47:55,789 --> 00:47:58,087 competition there, Chris. I mean, Dusty is a really nice guy. 912 00:47:58,158 --> 00:48:00,649 Yeah, well Jamie doesn't date nice guys. 913 00:48:00,728 --> 00:48:02,320 She puts them in the friend zone 914 00:48:02,396 --> 00:48:04,261 and then tortures the shit out of them. 915 00:48:04,331 --> 00:48:06,765 I don't know. Jamie's come a long way since high school. 916 00:48:06,834 --> 00:48:09,428 I think she might be maturing. 917 00:48:09,503 --> 00:48:11,027 Maturing? 918 00:48:12,706 --> 00:48:14,674 So that's why she went with Dusty. 919 00:48:14,742 --> 00:48:16,607 She wants a sensitive guy... 920 00:48:16,677 --> 00:48:18,611 more like the old me. 921 00:48:18,679 --> 00:48:20,442 Well, if she wants Mr. Rogers, 922 00:48:20,514 --> 00:48:22,448 then I'm going to show her 923 00:48:22,516 --> 00:48:24,381 the biggest pussy she's ever seen. 924 00:48:24,451 --> 00:48:26,316 Yeah. 925 00:48:26,387 --> 00:48:28,582 Okay, we're done. Now... 926 00:48:28,656 --> 00:48:31,090 you're gonna need to wear this for the next few days 927 00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:34,150 until those stitches are ready to come out. 928 00:48:34,228 --> 00:48:36,924 And here you go. Just like your old yearbook picture. 929 00:48:39,066 --> 00:48:42,126 ¶ Feel my love from afar. ¶ 930 00:48:42,202 --> 00:48:44,329 Come in! 931 00:48:44,405 --> 00:48:47,101 - Can I come in? - I just said that. 932 00:48:49,343 --> 00:48:51,436 I brought magazines. 933 00:48:51,512 --> 00:48:53,480 Ugh, these are old. 934 00:48:53,547 --> 00:48:56,675 - Flowers? - Those are daisies. 935 00:48:56,750 --> 00:48:59,981 - How about snacks? - Carbs? Are you kidding me? 936 00:49:00,054 --> 00:49:01,487 I can't eat that crap. 937 00:49:01,555 --> 00:49:03,750 I'm just trying to be helpful. 938 00:49:03,824 --> 00:49:07,487 Well you're not. So vamoose. 939 00:49:07,561 --> 00:49:10,894 - I guess I'll just leave you now. - No, wait wait. 940 00:49:10,964 --> 00:49:13,489 I'm sorry I'm being such a biatch. 941 00:49:13,567 --> 00:49:16,058 It's just that I'm supposed to be in Paris and I'm not, 942 00:49:16,136 --> 00:49:19,196 and I'm going out of my mind with boredom! 943 00:49:19,273 --> 00:49:22,174 I mean, my Sidekick broke and l... 944 00:49:22,242 --> 00:49:26,406 I haven't had sex in, like, forever. 945 00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,072 And I'm so horny. 946 00:49:28,148 --> 00:49:31,140 I'm horny. 947 00:49:31,218 --> 00:49:33,584 Wait a minute. 948 00:49:34,822 --> 00:49:38,724 - How old are you? - I'm 22... 20... 19... 949 00:49:38,792 --> 00:49:40,657 I'm... I'm 18. 950 00:49:40,728 --> 00:49:42,628 Eighteen. 951 00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:48,258 So do you really have my poster on your wall? 952 00:49:48,335 --> 00:49:51,793 - Yeah. - Do you ever like... 953 00:49:51,872 --> 00:49:53,806 All the time. 954 00:49:53,874 --> 00:49:55,603 How many times in a day? 955 00:49:55,676 --> 00:49:58,304 - Eight. - Eight?! 956 00:50:02,716 --> 00:50:04,843 Eight? Oh my God, that's hot. 957 00:50:04,918 --> 00:50:08,354 - You're hot. - I know, I know. 958 00:50:11,158 --> 00:50:13,991 - Oh, ow. - Are you okay? 959 00:50:14,061 --> 00:50:16,120 Oh, my back is killing me. 960 00:50:16,196 --> 00:50:18,664 Oh, I could give you a massage. 961 00:50:18,732 --> 00:50:21,030 Oh, would you mind? 962 00:50:21,101 --> 00:50:24,036 Not at all. 963 00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:27,665 - I'm naked. - You're naked. 964 00:50:27,741 --> 00:50:29,800 Do you have any oil? 965 00:50:29,877 --> 00:50:32,402 Right back. 966 00:50:37,084 --> 00:50:38,517 What took you so long? 967 00:50:41,688 --> 00:50:44,213 - Show me what you've got, baby. - Okay. 968 00:50:44,291 --> 00:50:46,225 Baby, ooh! 969 00:50:46,293 --> 00:50:48,193 Ooh, more more! 970 00:50:50,731 --> 00:50:52,323 - Okay, enough. Enough! - Okay. 971 00:50:52,651 --> 00:50:54,867 Oh, yeah. 972 00:50:59,373 --> 00:51:01,204 Merry Christmas, neighbor. 973 00:51:07,581 --> 00:51:09,515 - Ooh, yeah. - Mikey likey, 974 00:51:09,583 --> 00:51:13,178 - Mikey likey, Mikey likey, Mikey likey... - Yeah... 975 00:51:15,022 --> 00:51:17,013 Oh! Where the hell have you been?! 976 00:51:17,090 --> 00:51:18,853 I was getting you food. 977 00:51:18,926 --> 00:51:21,156 - Are you wearing braces? - It's not braces. 978 00:51:21,228 --> 00:51:24,026 It's a retainer and it's not that bad. 979 00:51:24,097 --> 00:51:27,726 - Ha, you look like a doofus! - Doofus! 980 00:51:28,869 --> 00:51:31,269 Doofus! Doofus! 981 00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:34,466 Doofus! Doofus! Doof... 982 00:51:36,176 --> 00:51:37,803 Chris? 983 00:51:37,878 --> 00:51:40,506 Mommy. 984 00:51:40,581 --> 00:51:43,414 So pretty. 985 00:51:43,483 --> 00:51:46,611 Honey, look what just came for you. 986 00:51:46,687 --> 00:51:49,451 It's a "Get well soon" card from Jamie. 987 00:51:52,759 --> 00:51:55,284 - Boo. - Oh yeah? 988 00:51:55,362 --> 00:51:56,852 What do you think of that? 989 00:51:56,930 --> 00:51:59,694 It's hugs and kisses, dude. Mom writes that on my cards. 990 00:51:59,766 --> 00:52:03,031 That's because I love you both so much. 991 00:52:04,504 --> 00:52:06,301 Thanks, Mommy. 992 00:52:14,815 --> 00:52:16,908 Oh, God. 993 00:52:24,091 --> 00:52:26,559 Truce! 994 00:52:27,694 --> 00:52:29,685 Total pussy. 995 00:52:29,763 --> 00:52:32,698 You're the biggest pussy on planet Earth. 996 00:52:32,766 --> 00:52:34,859 It's you. 997 00:52:37,938 --> 00:52:40,736 - Hello? - Jamie! 998 00:52:40,807 --> 00:52:43,901 - Chris! How are you feeling? - So much better. 999 00:52:43,977 --> 00:52:45,638 Listen, I know it's Christmas Eve, 1000 00:52:45,712 --> 00:52:48,772 - but do you have any plans tonight? - No. 1001 00:52:48,849 --> 00:52:50,646 Well... 1002 00:52:50,717 --> 00:52:52,651 the revival theater in town 1003 00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:54,710 is showing Nicholas Sparks's "The Notebook." 1004 00:52:56,924 --> 00:52:59,893 - Hello? I'm on the phone. - Really you want to see "The Notebook"? 1005 00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:02,258 Yes, because I love sentimental tear-jerkers. 1006 00:53:02,329 --> 00:53:04,229 I'm gonna friggin' puke. 1007 00:53:04,298 --> 00:53:06,095 Just a second. 1008 00:53:10,804 --> 00:53:13,329 - You are so dead. Do you hear me? - Whatever, dude. 1009 00:53:13,407 --> 00:53:15,534 - What're you doing over there? - Faggot. 1010 00:53:15,609 --> 00:53:17,338 - Nothing. - That's my call-waiting. One second. 1011 00:53:17,411 --> 00:53:18,878 - So, anyway... - Hello? 1012 00:53:18,946 --> 00:53:21,312 - Hey, Jamie. It's Dusty. - Hey, Dusty. 1013 00:53:21,381 --> 00:53:22,541 Hey, listen, just... 1014 00:53:24,384 --> 00:53:25,976 Dude, I think she left you hanging. 1015 00:53:26,053 --> 00:53:29,318 It's probably just an important business call. Get off the phone. 1016 00:53:29,389 --> 00:53:32,552 - What, the bar ran out of curly fries? - Get off the phone. 1017 00:53:32,626 --> 00:53:34,685 Dude, are you gonna boink Jamie tonight? 1018 00:53:34,761 --> 00:53:36,752 Yes. Are you happy now? 1019 00:53:36,830 --> 00:53:39,628 All right. 1020 00:53:39,700 --> 00:53:42,692 - Dude, "The Notebook"'s so gay. - Get off the phone! 1021 00:53:42,769 --> 00:53:46,261 - Sorry about that. - That's okay. 1022 00:53:46,340 --> 00:53:48,570 - So anyway, what do you say? - About what? 1023 00:53:48,642 --> 00:53:50,576 Going to a movie tonight? Then maybe later 1024 00:53:50,644 --> 00:53:54,045 we can go for some... herbal tea. 1025 00:53:54,114 --> 00:53:56,412 Okay, sure. 1026 00:53:56,483 --> 00:53:58,815 Um... You know what? You're on my way to the theater. 1027 00:53:58,885 --> 00:54:00,375 Why don't I pick you up at like 7:30? 1028 00:54:00,454 --> 00:54:01,921 - It's a date. - Homo. 1029 00:54:01,989 --> 00:54:03,718 - Bye for now. - Bye. 1030 00:54:07,361 --> 00:54:10,626 Mom! Mom! Truce! 1031 00:54:12,499 --> 00:54:15,162 Paris, here we come! 1032 00:54:17,037 --> 00:54:20,200 - But I'm not ready to play a gig. - Of course you are. 1033 00:54:20,273 --> 00:54:23,208 No. No. 1034 00:54:23,276 --> 00:54:24,709 No! 1035 00:54:24,778 --> 00:54:29,238 - This is a bad idea, Chris. - God, I'm so stupid! 1036 00:54:29,316 --> 00:54:32,649 - No you're not, baby. - Here I am, trying to nurture this artist, 1037 00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:36,712 yet you're this pop bubblegum sensation, 1038 00:54:36,790 --> 00:54:39,782 and that's okay. 1039 00:54:39,860 --> 00:54:41,794 Paris, here we come! 1040 00:54:43,363 --> 00:54:46,059 But I am an artist. I am an artist! 1041 00:54:46,133 --> 00:54:48,863 Hey! I am an artist! 1042 00:54:48,935 --> 00:54:51,665 - Let's go do this. - Are you ready for this? 1043 00:54:51,738 --> 00:54:54,536 I was born ready, bitch. 1044 00:54:54,608 --> 00:54:56,769 - I'm really excited about this. - Yeah, me too. 1045 00:54:56,843 --> 00:54:59,107 - Yeah. - Okay, let's do this. 1046 00:54:59,179 --> 00:55:02,876 Yeah. 1047 00:55:02,949 --> 00:55:06,077 - Hey! Wait! You're not coming with me? - Of course I am. 1048 00:55:06,153 --> 00:55:07,780 Mike's just giving you a ride to the gig. 1049 00:55:07,854 --> 00:55:10,288 I'm gonna stay here, I'm gonna do some administrative work 1050 00:55:10,357 --> 00:55:11,949 and I'm gonna meet you there. 1051 00:55:12,025 --> 00:55:13,686 It's open mic night at The Coffee House. 1052 00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:16,092 Coffee House is lame, dude. Come on... 1053 00:55:16,163 --> 00:55:17,687 all right! 1054 00:55:17,764 --> 00:55:19,755 Think fast. Boop! 1055 00:55:26,073 --> 00:55:28,007 ¶ And I swear ¶ 1056 00:55:28,075 --> 00:55:30,066 - ¶ By the moon and the stars... ¶ - Jesus. 1057 00:55:30,143 --> 00:55:33,476 - ¶ In the skies... ¶ - Looks like the Michael Bolton starter kit. 1058 00:55:33,547 --> 00:55:36,744 ¶ I'll be there ¶ 1059 00:55:36,817 --> 00:55:39,650 ¶ And I swear ¶ 1060 00:55:39,719 --> 00:55:43,211 ¶ Like a shadow that's by your side. ¶ 1061 00:55:43,290 --> 00:55:45,315 Showtime. 1062 00:55:56,269 --> 00:55:58,635 Come on! How long does it... 1063 00:56:00,941 --> 00:56:02,909 - Mistletoe. - Hello. 1064 00:56:02,976 --> 00:56:05,570 - Oh my God! - Jamie! How are you? 1065 00:56:05,645 --> 00:56:08,910 You've grown into such a beautiful young woman, 1066 00:56:08,982 --> 00:56:11,280 hasn't she, Chris? 1067 00:56:14,254 --> 00:56:15,949 Ding-dong. 1068 00:56:17,557 --> 00:56:19,923 Dusty. Hey. Why? 1069 00:56:19,993 --> 00:56:22,484 Are you kidding, man? I love "The Notebook". 1070 00:56:22,562 --> 00:56:24,223 I mean, listen, I know it might sound 1071 00:56:24,297 --> 00:56:26,231 a little corny, maybe even a little femme, 1072 00:56:26,299 --> 00:56:27,960 but I find something so resplendent 1073 00:56:28,034 --> 00:56:30,798 in the simplicity of Nicholas Sparks' writing, you know what I mean? 1074 00:56:30,871 --> 00:56:34,307 Nice outfit, by the way. Rock and roll. 1075 00:56:34,374 --> 00:56:36,205 Carol? 1076 00:56:36,276 --> 00:56:38,836 Oh my God. 1077 00:56:38,912 --> 00:56:41,073 - Carol... - Dusty, oh my goodness. 1078 00:56:41,148 --> 00:56:43,878 - This is old-home week. - Oh, absolutely. 1079 00:56:43,950 --> 00:56:47,977 - Is it okay that Dusty came? - Oh, it's awesome that Dusty came. 1080 00:56:48,054 --> 00:56:50,045 Thank you. - Okay. 1081 00:56:50,123 --> 00:56:51,852 ...in the hospital. We got... - Dust! 1082 00:56:51,925 --> 00:56:54,393 Hey, let's hit the road. 1083 00:56:54,461 --> 00:56:56,053 Well, you kids have fun. 1084 00:56:56,129 --> 00:56:57,824 Oh, Carol, why don't you come join us? 1085 00:56:57,898 --> 00:57:00,924 She's vacuuming. 1086 00:57:01,001 --> 00:57:04,334 W-well, I'd love to, but l... I wouldn't want to impose. 1087 00:57:04,404 --> 00:57:08,500 - Oh, no imposition at all! - No. 1088 00:57:08,575 --> 00:57:10,668 We'd love to have you, wouldn't we, Chris? 1089 00:57:10,744 --> 00:57:13,838 Yeah, rad. Awesome. 1090 00:57:13,914 --> 00:57:15,677 Mom's coming. That's good. 1091 00:57:15,749 --> 00:57:18,115 - There's a group now. - Yes! 1092 00:57:18,185 --> 00:57:20,779 - It was us. It was us. - Oh, my darling. 1093 00:57:20,854 --> 00:57:23,448 Oh my sweetheart. 1094 00:57:23,523 --> 00:57:26,014 I love you so much. 1095 00:57:32,566 --> 00:57:36,696 - How much time do we have? - I'm not sure. 1096 00:57:36,770 --> 00:57:39,238 Last time it was no more than five minutes. 1097 00:57:41,107 --> 00:57:43,473 I love you, angel. 1098 00:57:45,845 --> 00:57:47,506 What happened to me? 1099 00:57:47,581 --> 00:57:49,606 This is so gay. 1100 00:57:57,257 --> 00:58:00,988 Oh, Dusty... 1101 00:58:06,001 --> 00:58:07,732 Son of a bitch! 1102 00:58:08,535 --> 00:58:11,629 Peanut. 1103 00:58:15,375 --> 00:58:18,401 No. 1104 00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:24,382 ¶ Forgiveness... ¶ 1105 00:58:24,451 --> 00:58:26,385 Show us your tits! 1106 00:58:26,453 --> 00:58:29,581 - ¶ Is more than saying sorry. ¶ - Hey! Ashlee Simpson! 1107 00:58:29,656 --> 00:58:30,953 Forgive this! 1108 00:58:32,025 --> 00:58:33,959 Dusty, what kind of car is this? 1109 00:58:34,027 --> 00:58:37,360 Carol, this little Japanese princess here is called the Prius. 1110 00:58:37,430 --> 00:58:39,159 I think it's so neat that you kids 1111 00:58:39,232 --> 00:58:41,166 care about the environment. 1112 00:58:41,234 --> 00:58:44,829 - I love the environment. - But honey, don't you drive 1113 00:58:44,904 --> 00:58:47,805 a Range Rover? Aren't those bad? 1114 00:58:47,874 --> 00:58:49,967 Well, I had a really nice time tonight, 1115 00:58:50,043 --> 00:58:51,601 and I hope we can do it again soon. 1116 00:58:51,678 --> 00:58:53,805 Hey, Dusty, thanks for comin'. 1117 00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,007 Oh, listen, man, it was my pleasure, really. 1118 00:58:56,082 --> 00:58:59,017 Thank you all for having me. It was so nice. 1119 00:58:59,085 --> 00:59:01,144 And hey, before I forget, make sure 1120 00:59:01,221 --> 00:59:03,553 that you rinse that thing at least twice a day, okay? 1121 00:59:03,623 --> 00:59:06,751 Your mouth is a disgusting open cesspool 1122 00:59:06,826 --> 00:59:09,056 with germs and bacteria. Now put that back! 1123 00:59:09,129 --> 00:59:11,290 - Christopher, put that back. - Put it back! 1124 00:59:12,999 --> 00:59:14,466 Thanks. 1125 00:59:14,534 --> 00:59:16,559 Hey, anyone want some cocoa? 1126 00:59:16,636 --> 00:59:19,469 Oh, Carol, you are so sweet! 1127 00:59:19,539 --> 00:59:22,474 And I would love to do that, except I volunteered at the hospital 1128 00:59:22,542 --> 00:59:24,567 so that Paul could spend Christmas Eve with his family. 1129 00:59:24,644 --> 00:59:27,340 - So, I kinda gotta get going. - Aw. 1130 00:59:27,414 --> 00:59:29,211 That's a drag. God! 1131 00:59:29,282 --> 00:59:31,113 Hey, Jamie, what about you? 1132 00:59:33,053 --> 00:59:35,487 - Ready? - Give me a Cougar roar. Cougar roar! 1133 00:59:37,157 --> 00:59:38,454 Aw. 1134 00:59:38,525 --> 00:59:42,256 Cookie Monster says the Cougars are 1135 00:59:42,329 --> 00:59:45,492 great big cookies 1136 00:59:45,565 --> 00:59:47,658 at the top of the jar. 1137 00:59:47,734 --> 00:59:50,601 Ladies and Gentleman, the amazing Chris Brander. 1138 00:59:50,670 --> 00:59:52,729 Oh my gosh, I remember this. 1139 00:59:52,806 --> 00:59:57,175 He juggles three tennis balls, but gets bored very quickly 1140 00:59:57,243 --> 00:59:59,609 and wants something else. 1141 01:00:00,435 --> 01:00:01,536 Clear! 1142 01:00:03,037 --> 01:00:04,112 Clear! 1143 01:00:05,985 --> 01:00:08,146 No kissing! 1144 01:00:08,221 --> 01:00:10,553 That's right, Jamie Palamino, 1145 01:00:10,623 --> 01:00:12,648 you're my best friend! 1146 01:00:12,726 --> 01:00:14,660 I love you, Chris Brander. Mwha! 1147 01:00:14,728 --> 01:00:17,492 Mwha, mwha, mwha! 1148 01:00:17,564 --> 01:00:21,330 Oh, your mom's car. You see, this is more like you. 1149 01:00:21,401 --> 01:00:24,495 Yeah, I'm gonna take it back to L.A. 1150 01:00:28,007 --> 01:00:30,567 - What? - Guess what I found? 1151 01:00:30,643 --> 01:00:34,238 - No, the tape I made you? - 1995. 1152 01:00:34,314 --> 01:00:36,839 - "The Summer of Like." - Put it in. 1153 01:00:38,151 --> 01:00:41,780 ¶ Dun-nun-de-dun de-dun-dun-dun ¶ 1154 01:00:52,365 --> 01:00:54,629 Oh, God. 1155 01:00:54,701 --> 01:00:56,692 - Oh! - Oh my God, 1156 01:00:56,770 --> 01:00:58,795 I just peed a little. 1157 01:00:58,872 --> 01:01:02,399 - Good night, guys. - Good night, Chris. 1158 01:01:06,179 --> 01:01:08,409 What's up? 1159 01:01:08,481 --> 01:01:10,312 - Little problem. - Where are you? 1160 01:01:10,383 --> 01:01:12,180 - The Metal Shop. - What?! 1161 01:01:15,255 --> 01:01:17,314 - That's it, bitch. It's on! - Come on! 1162 01:01:17,726 --> 01:01:20,951 I'm gonna kill you! Not so funny now, bitch?! 1163 01:01:21,027 --> 01:01:22,995 - Not so funny now?! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 1164 01:01:23,062 --> 01:01:25,963 ¶ Christmas, Christmas, the happiest day of the year... ¶ 1165 01:01:26,032 --> 01:01:28,057 Kudos on the Christmas cookies, Mom. 1166 01:01:28,134 --> 01:01:30,432 Thanks, pumpkin. I'll be back in an hour. 1167 01:01:30,503 --> 01:01:34,166 ¶ Where sleigh bells ringing and go jingle-ling ¶ 1168 01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:36,572 ¶ As we're dashing through the snow ¶ 1169 01:01:38,912 --> 01:01:42,473 ¶ Christmas, Christmas ¶ 1170 01:01:42,549 --> 01:01:45,211 ¶ So, Jesus, hear our song... ¶ 1171 01:01:45,285 --> 01:01:47,549 - What's up, Dude? - Quiet, she's sleeping. 1172 01:01:47,620 --> 01:01:49,281 I'm going over to Jamie's. 1173 01:01:49,355 --> 01:01:51,152 - Did you boink her yet? - Shut it. 1174 01:01:51,224 --> 01:01:53,215 If she wakes up, tell her I went to meet Bono. 1175 01:01:53,293 --> 01:01:55,853 - You're gonna meet Bono? I wanna come. - No, you walking void, 1176 01:01:55,929 --> 01:01:58,727 it's a lie, but if she wakes up just tell her I'll be back in a bit. 1177 01:01:58,798 --> 01:02:00,766 - Fine! - Fine! 1178 01:02:02,168 --> 01:02:03,795 - I love you. - I love you too. 1179 01:02:12,445 --> 01:02:15,573 ¶ Christmas, Christmas ¶ 1180 01:02:15,648 --> 01:02:17,980 - ¶ The happiest day of the year ¶ - Mike! 1181 01:02:20,620 --> 01:02:23,418 Oh, God! 1182 01:02:23,490 --> 01:02:28,484 ¶ Spreading Christmas cheer ¶ 1183 01:02:28,561 --> 01:02:30,495 ¶ We wish you a Merry Christmas ¶ 1184 01:02:30,563 --> 01:02:32,895 ¶ We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year ¶ 1185 01:02:32,966 --> 01:02:35,059 This is pathetic! 1186 01:02:35,134 --> 01:02:39,503 ¶ Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin ¶ 1187 01:02:39,572 --> 01:02:41,597 ¶ Good tidings for Christmas ¶ 1188 01:02:41,674 --> 01:02:43,437 - ¶ And a Happy New Year ¶ - Oh shit! 1189 01:03:06,666 --> 01:03:08,600 Thank you, guys. Thank you. 1190 01:03:08,668 --> 01:03:10,602 Encore! Encore! Encore! 1191 01:03:10,670 --> 01:03:12,604 Okay, all right, one more time. 1192 01:03:12,672 --> 01:03:15,106 - One more time. Okay. - Oh yeah! 1193 01:03:15,174 --> 01:03:18,940 Here we go. You guys, you know, 1194 01:03:19,012 --> 01:03:20,639 Christmas is the time for giving. 1195 01:03:20,713 --> 01:03:23,011 And the most precious gift that you can give... 1196 01:03:23,082 --> 01:03:26,279 - is your heart. - Aww. 1197 01:03:26,352 --> 01:03:28,820 Jamie Palamino, this is my gift to you. 1198 01:03:28,888 --> 01:03:32,722 ¶ When Jamie smiles ¶ 1199 01:03:32,792 --> 01:03:37,388 ¶ It takes me miles ¶ 1200 01:03:37,463 --> 01:03:41,490 ¶ From where I feel unsure ¶ 1201 01:03:43,536 --> 01:03:46,630 ¶ When Jamie smiles ¶ 1202 01:03:46,706 --> 01:03:49,834 ¶ I realize ¶ 1203 01:03:49,909 --> 01:03:54,005 ¶ She's no ordinary girl ¶ 1204 01:03:57,750 --> 01:04:00,878 ¶ No ordinary girl ¶ 1205 01:04:13,666 --> 01:04:16,362 - Where's Chris?! - I'll never tell you anything! 1206 01:04:16,436 --> 01:04:19,530 Oh yeah? 1207 01:04:21,808 --> 01:04:25,300 - He's with his lover. - ¶ Deck the halls with bows of holly ¶ 1208 01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:31,316 ¶ 'Tis the season to be jolly ¶ 1209 01:04:35,321 --> 01:04:37,755 Dude, Jamie's outside. What are you doing up here? 1210 01:04:37,824 --> 01:04:39,815 I'm getting my butt kicked by Dinkleman, 1211 01:04:39,892 --> 01:04:41,382 that's what I'm doing up here. 1212 01:04:41,461 --> 01:04:44,953 You see him play that guitar? It's like he has 15 fingers. 1213 01:04:45,031 --> 01:04:48,432 Everybody loves him. I can't compete with this guy. 1214 01:04:48,501 --> 01:04:51,937 You can't compete with this... are you kidding me? 1215 01:04:52,005 --> 01:04:55,168 You're Chris Brander! You're Hollywood. You date models! 1216 01:04:55,241 --> 01:04:57,869 He's Jersey. He skis in his jeans! 1217 01:04:57,944 --> 01:04:59,571 It's Dinkleman. 1218 01:04:59,646 --> 01:05:02,012 It's Dusty Dinkleman. 1219 01:05:03,383 --> 01:05:06,045 - Dinkleman. - Dinkleman. 1220 01:05:06,119 --> 01:05:08,917 - Dinkleman. - Dinkleman! 1221 01:05:08,988 --> 01:05:11,980 - Dinkleman. - Dinkleman's going down. 1222 01:05:12,058 --> 01:05:14,652 Dinkleman... is going way down. 1223 01:05:14,727 --> 01:05:16,490 Atta boy. 1224 01:05:16,562 --> 01:05:18,928 Now you get out there and you tell Jamie how you feel! 1225 01:05:18,998 --> 01:05:21,865 - Let's do this. - Atta boy. 1226 01:05:21,934 --> 01:05:25,529 Good ol' Chris Brander, ladies and gentlemen! 1227 01:05:25,605 --> 01:05:28,768 ¶... Iooked down on the Feast of Stephen ¶ 1228 01:05:28,841 --> 01:05:31,833 ¶ When the snow lay round about ¶ 1229 01:05:31,911 --> 01:05:34,379 ¶ Deep and crisp and even ¶ 1230 01:05:34,447 --> 01:05:37,109 ¶ Brightly shone the moon that night ¶ 1231 01:05:37,183 --> 01:05:39,242 ¶ Though the frost was cruel ¶ 1232 01:05:41,521 --> 01:05:43,512 What the... 1233 01:05:46,826 --> 01:05:51,024 ¶ It's the most wonderful time of the year... ¶ 1234 01:05:51,097 --> 01:05:53,224 The jig is up! Run! 1235 01:05:53,299 --> 01:05:55,267 You son of a bitch! 1236 01:05:55,334 --> 01:05:58,861 Samantha! You're here! Shit! 1237 01:05:58,938 --> 01:06:01,031 There she is. There's the little slut 1238 01:06:01,107 --> 01:06:02,870 you've been banging behind my back! 1239 01:06:02,942 --> 01:06:05,206 - Me? - Not you, wrinkles. Her! 1240 01:06:05,278 --> 01:06:07,769 - Who are you? - Oh... 1241 01:06:07,847 --> 01:06:10,611 - I'm Samantha James, bitch! - Don't shove me! 1242 01:06:10,683 --> 01:06:13,481 - You're a whore! Santa's little whore! - Get off! 1243 01:06:13,553 --> 01:06:15,521 - Santa's little whore! - Cat fight! 1244 01:06:17,190 --> 01:06:19,215 - Get out! - You're gonna pay for this. 1245 01:06:19,292 --> 01:06:20,850 I'm gonna get you fired! 1246 01:06:20,927 --> 01:06:23,395 Hope you enjoy unemployment, dickweed! 1247 01:06:23,463 --> 01:06:25,226 Get off me, God boy! 1248 01:06:25,298 --> 01:06:28,495 But Samantha, What about the words to your song? "Forgiveness"! 1249 01:06:28,568 --> 01:06:31,196 Forgive this, asshole. 1250 01:06:31,270 --> 01:06:33,864 Oh... 1251 01:06:33,940 --> 01:06:36,602 I hate this town! 1252 01:06:36,676 --> 01:06:39,236 Call me. 1253 01:06:48,621 --> 01:06:50,145 - Chris? - Yeah. 1254 01:06:50,223 --> 01:06:53,715 - Little problem. - Hm? 1255 01:06:54,794 --> 01:06:56,523 Duck! 1256 01:06:59,932 --> 01:07:03,629 - Ho-ho-ho! Ho-ho! - No! Not Santa! 1257 01:07:18,785 --> 01:07:20,912 Whoa! Flaming reindeer. 1258 01:07:25,958 --> 01:07:29,450 You don't see that every day. 1259 01:07:31,964 --> 01:07:34,489 Hey Chris, it's Samantha. I just talked to my sponsor 1260 01:07:34,567 --> 01:07:36,467 and I owe you an apology. 1261 01:07:36,536 --> 01:07:38,197 It's Samantha... Call me... 1262 01:07:38,271 --> 01:07:40,034 It's Samantha! 1263 01:07:40,106 --> 01:07:42,939 Hello, Joyce? 1264 01:07:43,009 --> 01:07:45,705 Joyce? 1265 01:07:52,018 --> 01:07:53,952 Go away. 1266 01:07:54,020 --> 01:07:56,181 Go away! 1267 01:07:57,924 --> 01:08:00,188 Mom, I said I have a tummy ache. 1268 01:08:02,495 --> 01:08:04,486 Well that was an interesting Christmas. 1269 01:08:04,564 --> 01:08:07,226 I'm sorry. I'll pay for everything. 1270 01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:09,029 I'm not here to collect. 1271 01:08:09,101 --> 01:08:10,693 What are you doing here? 1272 01:08:10,770 --> 01:08:13,671 I want to talk to the guy who wrote me this. 1273 01:08:20,032 --> 01:08:23,279 - Want some more? - No. Gallon's my limit. 1274 01:08:23,349 --> 01:08:25,613 Oh, excuse me if I'm not one of your stick models. 1275 01:08:25,685 --> 01:08:28,518 "I'm Chris Brander. I hang out with Good Charlotte and Pink. 1276 01:08:28,588 --> 01:08:31,113 - I go to Jay Z's birthday party..." - Okay, okay. All right. 1277 01:08:31,190 --> 01:08:33,818 - Thank you very much. I get it. I was lame. - Yeah. 1278 01:08:33,893 --> 01:08:37,693 Actually, I was nervous, but, more importantly, 1279 01:08:37,763 --> 01:08:39,731 does this hat make me look fat? 1280 01:08:44,403 --> 01:08:46,963 So... 1281 01:08:47,039 --> 01:08:49,940 is your life everything you'd hoped it'd be? 1282 01:08:50,009 --> 01:08:53,035 I always thought that if I had a huge career 1283 01:08:53,112 --> 01:08:55,376 and famous clients and tons of money 1284 01:08:55,448 --> 01:08:57,473 that I'd be happy. 1285 01:08:57,550 --> 01:08:59,575 And the truth is... 1286 01:08:59,652 --> 01:09:01,586 I was right. 1287 01:09:01,654 --> 01:09:04,088 I love it. Especially the money. 1288 01:09:04,156 --> 01:09:07,319 You're so bad! 1289 01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:09,156 What about you? 1290 01:09:09,228 --> 01:09:10,820 Let's put you in the hot seat? 1291 01:09:10,897 --> 01:09:12,694 Where do you see yourself in 10 years? 1292 01:09:13,866 --> 01:09:17,324 Um, well, I see myself teaching. 1293 01:09:17,403 --> 01:09:20,770 And I see myself getting married 1294 01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:22,432 and raising a family. 1295 01:09:25,044 --> 01:09:26,477 What? 1296 01:09:29,682 --> 01:09:32,014 It's gettin' late. 1297 01:09:32,084 --> 01:09:34,484 Why don't I take you home? 1298 01:09:34,553 --> 01:09:36,487 Or... 1299 01:09:36,555 --> 01:09:38,489 I could sleep over like old times. 1300 01:09:56,475 --> 01:09:58,170 God. 1301 01:10:03,282 --> 01:10:04,533 Hi. 1302 01:10:14,961 --> 01:10:16,588 - Here we are. - Yeah. 1303 01:10:16,662 --> 01:10:19,358 Yeah. 1304 01:10:30,209 --> 01:10:31,801 This is it. 1305 01:10:31,877 --> 01:10:34,869 You're finally gonna have sex with Jamie Palamino. 1306 01:10:34,947 --> 01:10:39,213 Oh God, look at that face. Look at that body. 1307 01:10:39,285 --> 01:10:42,550 Why are you smiling like a friggin' idiot? 1308 01:10:42,621 --> 01:10:44,953 Go on, make a move. 1309 01:10:45,024 --> 01:10:47,185 Make a move! 1310 01:10:49,228 --> 01:10:51,162 What's on your mind? 1311 01:10:51,230 --> 01:10:53,095 Bush. 1312 01:10:54,266 --> 01:10:57,292 President Bush, The First Family, really. 1313 01:11:05,011 --> 01:11:07,878 Dude, you're killing me! 1314 01:11:07,947 --> 01:11:11,144 This is the girl of your dreams. Ravish her! 1315 01:11:11,217 --> 01:11:13,344 But what if she doesn't want to be ravished? 1316 01:11:13,419 --> 01:11:15,887 What if she wants to stay friends? Friends don't ravish each other? 1317 01:11:15,955 --> 01:11:18,253 Friends watch "New Year's Rockin' Eve." 1318 01:11:18,324 --> 01:11:20,019 I wonder who's hosting this year? 1319 01:11:20,092 --> 01:11:23,323 Chris, can you put your feet on mine? They're freezing. 1320 01:11:23,396 --> 01:11:25,057 Yeah. 1321 01:11:25,131 --> 01:11:27,224 Hell yeah. Her feet aren't even cold. 1322 01:11:27,299 --> 01:11:29,164 This is it. 1323 01:11:29,235 --> 01:11:32,534 Don't even think about how weird tomorrow's gonna be. 1324 01:11:35,741 --> 01:11:39,768 - Chris. - Oh, God. Oh, God. 1325 01:11:39,845 --> 01:11:42,370 What're you doing? Where're you going? 1326 01:11:42,448 --> 01:11:44,814 - Is everything all right? - Oh, everything's fine. 1327 01:11:44,884 --> 01:11:47,580 Yeah. You okay? You need another blanket or anything? 1328 01:11:47,653 --> 01:11:49,314 No, I'm fine. 1329 01:11:49,388 --> 01:11:52,516 You're not gonna make a move, are you? 1330 01:11:52,591 --> 01:11:55,219 - Good night, Jamie. - Good night, Chris. 1331 01:11:55,294 --> 01:11:58,092 You don't deserve a penis. 1332 01:12:00,366 --> 01:12:02,129 God, and we had this great night 1333 01:12:02,201 --> 01:12:04,226 and we were laughing 1334 01:12:04,303 --> 01:12:06,737 and we were showing each other old pictures and... 1335 01:12:06,806 --> 01:12:08,706 - Did he try anything? - No! 1336 01:12:08,774 --> 01:12:12,141 - Did you try anything? - No, but I put myself out there. 1337 01:12:12,211 --> 01:12:14,543 I mean, I wore the sexy white shirt 1338 01:12:14,613 --> 01:12:18,105 and I did the whole cold-feet move and we slept in the same bed. 1339 01:12:18,184 --> 01:12:20,914 What the hell is wrong with you? I mean, why didn't you sleep with her? 1340 01:12:20,986 --> 01:12:22,851 - Oh, I know. I had her. - I mean, are you two 1341 01:12:22,922 --> 01:12:24,913 on the same menstrual cycle yet or what? 1342 01:12:24,990 --> 01:12:28,687 I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. 1343 01:12:28,761 --> 01:12:31,093 Maybe I just don't compare to these L.A. Girls. 1344 01:12:31,163 --> 01:12:33,427 Look, the timing just wasn't right, you know? 1345 01:12:33,499 --> 01:12:37,902 I'm... I'm laying there. I'm about to make my move 1346 01:12:37,970 --> 01:12:40,336 and then suddenly it just hits me. 1347 01:12:40,406 --> 01:12:42,340 Where's this going? 1348 01:12:42,408 --> 01:12:44,433 What happens after we sleep together? 1349 01:12:44,510 --> 01:12:46,501 Does she move to L.A.? Do I move back here? 1350 01:12:46,579 --> 01:12:49,548 Jesus, Dude. I thought you just wanted to sleep with her. 1351 01:12:49,615 --> 01:12:52,175 Maybe he just wants to be friends. 1352 01:12:52,251 --> 01:12:54,947 Maybe he's gay. 1353 01:12:55,020 --> 01:12:57,545 I can't just sleep with Jamie Palamino. We have a history. 1354 01:12:57,623 --> 01:12:59,750 - We're... we're... we're... we're... - Friends. 1355 01:13:01,794 --> 01:13:03,728 God damn it! 1356 01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:05,957 I'm right back in high school again, you know? 1357 01:13:06,031 --> 01:13:09,728 I gotta follow my own advice. I gotta just walk away. 1358 01:13:09,802 --> 01:13:11,235 No, put me on the 3:00. 1359 01:13:11,303 --> 01:13:13,237 The sooner I get out of here, the better. 1360 01:13:13,305 --> 01:13:16,172 - You sure about this? - No. 1361 01:13:16,242 --> 01:13:18,767 ¶ When Janice smiles... ¶ 1362 01:13:18,844 --> 01:13:21,779 - Janice? - ¶ I realize ¶ 1363 01:13:21,847 --> 01:13:24,907 ¶ She's no ordinary ¶ 1364 01:13:24,984 --> 01:13:28,010 ¶ Girl. ¶ 1365 01:13:35,161 --> 01:13:37,425 Hey listen. I gotta hang out 1366 01:13:37,496 --> 01:13:39,259 with my friends over there, okay? 1367 01:13:39,331 --> 01:13:42,232 - I'll talk to you tonight. - Whoo! 1368 01:13:44,003 --> 01:13:47,268 - What's up, homies? - You tell me. 1369 01:13:47,339 --> 01:13:49,170 - What's with the nurse? - Oh, Janice. 1370 01:13:49,241 --> 01:13:51,675 Another bee in the hive, my friend, 1371 01:13:51,744 --> 01:13:54,770 - just another bee. - Well, what about Jamie? 1372 01:13:54,847 --> 01:13:56,610 What about her? I mean, hey, 1373 01:13:56,682 --> 01:13:59,173 it's great, right? Two biggest geeks back in the day 1374 01:13:59,251 --> 01:14:01,446 now finally have a shot with the hottest chick in high school? 1375 01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:04,284 - You can't write that stuff, my friend. - Hey, are you kidding me? 1376 01:14:04,356 --> 01:14:06,950 Oh, come on, man. Cut the nice guy routine. 1377 01:14:07,026 --> 01:14:09,187 I know what you're up to and I am all for it. 1378 01:14:09,261 --> 01:14:11,695 I mean it is gonna be sweet revenge on Jamie Palamino 1379 01:14:11,764 --> 01:14:13,732 for keeping us in the friend zone all those years. 1380 01:14:13,799 --> 01:14:16,393 Oh, yeah, you wish you were in the friend zone. 1381 01:14:16,468 --> 01:14:18,766 I was in the friend zone. Friend zone's mine. 1382 01:14:18,837 --> 01:14:21,704 - Dusty, popcorn's ready. - Copy that, I'm mobile. 1383 01:14:21,774 --> 01:14:23,537 - Listen, I gotta run. - The man's juice! 1384 01:14:23,609 --> 01:14:25,543 You guys have a nice time. It's been nice seeing you. 1385 01:14:25,611 --> 01:14:28,774 Have fun with Jamie. I know I will. Clark, always a pleasure. 1386 01:14:28,847 --> 01:14:30,838 - Dinkleman. - Son of a bitch. 1387 01:14:32,818 --> 01:14:35,013 So we're looking at day cares. 1388 01:14:35,087 --> 01:14:37,612 And Darla's got this one picked out for TJ and it's great. 1389 01:14:37,690 --> 01:14:40,250 And you know, don't get me wrong, I want the best for my kid. 1390 01:14:40,326 --> 01:14:42,157 I mean he deserves the best 1391 01:14:42,228 --> 01:14:45,857 but Tiny Tots is just too... oh, Mariah Carey! 1392 01:14:49,635 --> 01:14:51,569 What the hell are you doing?! 1393 01:14:51,637 --> 01:14:54,197 This is a Pontiac Grand Prix! 1394 01:14:54,273 --> 01:14:56,207 I'm sorry, okay?! 1395 01:14:56,275 --> 01:14:58,971 But I can't let Dinkleman get away with this! 1396 01:14:59,044 --> 01:15:02,775 I refuse to sit back and let Jamie get used by another asshole! 1397 01:15:02,848 --> 01:15:06,306 You could've asked! L.A. Guys are so dramatic. 1398 01:15:06,385 --> 01:15:08,853 - I'm sorry! - Okay. 1399 01:15:11,156 --> 01:15:15,024 - ¶ Christmas, Christmas... ¶ - Oh my God. 1400 01:15:15,094 --> 01:15:18,222 You know, one good snowfall and you won't see any of this. 1401 01:15:18,297 --> 01:15:22,290 ¶ Where sleigh bells ringing and go jingle-ling ¶ 1402 01:15:22,368 --> 01:15:25,701 ¶ Spreading Christmas cheer. ¶ 1403 01:15:25,771 --> 01:15:27,864 Hi, Mr. Palamino. How are you? 1404 01:15:27,940 --> 01:15:30,238 Come to destroy the rest of the house? 1405 01:15:30,309 --> 01:15:33,005 Look, I'm really sorry about yesterday. 1406 01:15:33,078 --> 01:15:36,639 - Ho-ho-ho. - And that. 1407 01:15:36,715 --> 01:15:39,707 Look, I know you hate me, but I need to speak with Jamie. Where is she? 1408 01:15:39,785 --> 01:15:42,686 - She's gone off with Mr. Lee. - Dry cleaner? 1409 01:15:42,755 --> 01:15:46,054 - No. Dusty, you jackass. - Where are they? 1410 01:15:54,533 --> 01:15:59,368 - ¶ I've been workin' on the railroad... ¶ - No, Chris! This way. 1411 01:15:59,438 --> 01:16:02,771 ¶ All the livelong day ¶ 1412 01:16:02,841 --> 01:16:05,969 ¶ I've been workin' on the railroad ¶ 1413 01:16:06,045 --> 01:16:09,776 ¶ Just to pass the time away ¶ 1414 01:16:09,848 --> 01:16:13,579 ¶ Can't you hear the whistle blowing? 1415 01:16:13,652 --> 01:16:16,644 ¶ Rise so early in the morn' ¶ 1416 01:16:16,722 --> 01:16:20,180 - Dinkleman! - ¶ Can't you hear the captain shouting? ¶ 1417 01:16:20,259 --> 01:16:22,887 - Chris, what're you doing here? - I need to talk to you. 1418 01:16:26,465 --> 01:16:27,557 Dusty! 1419 01:16:28,867 --> 01:16:29,959 Yes! 1420 01:16:32,371 --> 01:16:34,168 - I really need to speak with you! - This next number 1421 01:16:34,239 --> 01:16:36,867 - is for your favorite teacher and mine. - Let's go. 1422 01:16:36,942 --> 01:16:39,069 She put this wonderful concert together for all of us. 1423 01:16:39,144 --> 01:16:42,272 Give a big round of applause to Miss Jamie Palamino. 1424 01:16:44,350 --> 01:16:47,444 ¶ When Jamie smiles ¶ 1425 01:16:47,519 --> 01:16:49,680 ¶ It takes me miles ¶ 1426 01:16:51,990 --> 01:16:53,252 ¶ From where I've... ¶ 1427 01:16:53,325 --> 01:16:55,725 God, I still can't believe he wrote me that song. 1428 01:16:55,794 --> 01:16:58,854 Oh I can. He's been working on that song since high school, remember? 1429 01:16:58,931 --> 01:17:00,694 It's like the stalker's national anthem. 1430 01:17:00,766 --> 01:17:02,996 Not to mention I already heard that song today, 1431 01:17:03,068 --> 01:17:05,093 only it was Janice's eyes that made him smile. 1432 01:17:05,170 --> 01:17:07,968 - Janice? Who's Janice? - A nurse with really big boobs 1433 01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:11,441 that works at the medical center. A girl I saw him kissing earlier tonight. 1434 01:17:11,510 --> 01:17:14,138 Dusty's a Jersey player, Jamie! 1435 01:17:14,213 --> 01:17:15,612 He's out for revenge on you 1436 01:17:15,681 --> 01:17:17,649 for putting him in the friend zone in high school. 1437 01:17:17,716 --> 01:17:19,445 What are you talking about? 1438 01:17:19,518 --> 01:17:21,486 The guy's looking for the anger bang! 1439 01:17:21,553 --> 01:17:24,488 Amazing! That's exactly what he said about you. 1440 01:17:24,556 --> 01:17:26,751 - Don't you see what's happening here? - Oh, I don't know. 1441 01:17:26,825 --> 01:17:29,020 The guy's just out-playing me, that's all. 1442 01:17:29,094 --> 01:17:31,255 Oh, it's about you! Now he's out-playing you! 1443 01:17:31,330 --> 01:17:33,264 - W-what am I, a game? - No! 1444 01:17:33,332 --> 01:17:35,095 Would you guys like to join us in a carol 1445 01:17:35,167 --> 01:17:37,863 - to celebrate the birth of our Lord? - No! 1446 01:17:42,174 --> 01:17:45,974 My God, don't! Dusty! Don't! 1447 01:17:46,044 --> 01:17:48,410 - Dinkleman! - What is the matter with you? 1448 01:17:48,480 --> 01:17:50,471 This is a Christmas concert for children! 1449 01:17:50,549 --> 01:17:53,109 - You liar! - Suckster's not your boyfriend, is he? 1450 01:17:53,185 --> 01:17:56,586 - No, he's not! - 'Cause we like Dusty. 1451 01:17:56,655 --> 01:17:58,816 Dusty! Dusty! Dusty! Dusty! 1452 01:17:58,891 --> 01:18:00,620 Dusty! Dusty! Dusty...! 1453 01:18:02,528 --> 01:18:05,019 I'm being framed! I'm being framed! 1454 01:18:06,298 --> 01:18:09,324 - Dusty! - Dinkleman! 1455 01:18:09,401 --> 01:18:12,370 Man, when you come back to town, you come back to town! 1456 01:18:13,895 --> 01:18:16,169 Look, don't sweat it. 1457 01:18:16,241 --> 01:18:18,266 W-w-we'll go to The Maple tonight 1458 01:18:18,343 --> 01:18:19,970 You can apologize to Jamie 1459 01:18:20,045 --> 01:18:23,503 and everything will be just... just peachy. 1460 01:18:23,582 --> 01:18:25,880 Okay, yep, good. Thanks, Clark, for everything. 1461 01:18:25,951 --> 01:18:28,351 See you in another 10 years. Guess not. 1462 01:18:30,556 --> 01:18:32,956 How'd it go with Jamie last night? You boink her? 1463 01:18:33,025 --> 01:18:35,357 That would be a no. 1464 01:18:35,427 --> 01:18:37,691 Raise you hand if your brother's a homo! 1465 01:18:39,031 --> 01:18:41,431 All right. Keep in touch! 1466 01:18:45,871 --> 01:18:50,171 You believe that? Not one taxi, not one. 1467 01:18:50,242 --> 01:18:52,710 Stupid town. I gotta take the bus! 1468 01:18:52,778 --> 01:18:54,370 Dude, bus sucks! 1469 01:18:56,014 --> 01:18:59,040 Yes! I am outta here! 1470 01:19:00,886 --> 01:19:04,720 So long, Sucktown! Kiss my ass! 1471 01:19:06,358 --> 01:19:08,792 Hey, Mr. Bus Driver Man. 1472 01:19:08,861 --> 01:19:10,522 Hey... 1473 01:19:10,596 --> 01:19:14,088 pull my finger. Come on, pull my finger. 1474 01:19:36,655 --> 01:19:40,056 - Aw! - Yoo-hoo! 1475 01:19:40,125 --> 01:19:43,561 - Great. - Jamie! 1476 01:19:43,629 --> 01:19:46,257 - Whoa, miss, miss. W-w-whoa. - What? What, what, wha... 1477 01:19:46,331 --> 01:19:48,595 - what, Chris? What do you want? - I just want to apologize. 1478 01:19:48,667 --> 01:19:50,532 I'm sorry. I was out of line, okay? 1479 01:19:50,602 --> 01:19:52,934 - You're an asshole. - Oh, my... I was... 1480 01:19:53,005 --> 01:19:55,496 I'm gonna get you a cab and take you home. 1481 01:19:55,574 --> 01:19:58,702 - She's so sensitive! - You blew it. I'm winning. 1482 01:19:58,777 --> 01:20:01,041 - You're the Devil. - So go ahead, just go sleep it off. 1483 01:20:01,113 --> 01:20:03,104 You'll be right as rain in the morning, brother. 1484 01:20:03,181 --> 01:20:06,048 Chris, you're drunk! Go home! 1485 01:20:06,118 --> 01:20:08,643 I'm not drunk. What's this? 1486 01:20:11,103 --> 01:20:12,240 "Simply Dusty" 1487 01:20:13,158 --> 01:20:15,149 Is there any other kind? That's adorable. 1488 01:20:15,227 --> 01:20:17,161 Do you know what else is adorable? You two. 1489 01:20:17,229 --> 01:20:20,096 Hey! Stop bringing Dusty into your problems, okay? 1490 01:20:20,165 --> 01:20:22,099 Dusty and I are fine. 1491 01:20:22,167 --> 01:20:24,761 - Dusty and I are friends. - Right! 1492 01:20:24,836 --> 01:20:27,600 - Not for too long, I hope. - Yeah... 1493 01:20:27,673 --> 01:20:29,106 Wait, what? 1494 01:20:29,174 --> 01:20:31,005 Slow down. What did you just say? 1495 01:20:31,076 --> 01:20:33,271 Jamie, listen, I've been meaning to talk to you. 1496 01:20:33,345 --> 01:20:35,279 L... about our relationship. 1497 01:20:35,347 --> 01:20:37,907 Maybe we could take the next step or something? 1498 01:20:37,983 --> 01:20:39,450 Dusty, can I be honest with you? 1499 01:20:39,518 --> 01:20:42,146 - I think you're a really nice guy. - Thank you. 1500 01:20:42,220 --> 01:20:44,484 I think you're funny and charming and sweet, 1501 01:20:44,556 --> 01:20:47,548 and I just don't have those feelings for you. 1502 01:20:47,626 --> 01:20:49,491 - You're kidding. - No. 1503 01:20:54,099 --> 01:20:57,193 Okay, 'cause... cause I wrote you that song and everything, 1504 01:20:57,269 --> 01:20:59,100 you know, and I worked really hard on it 1505 01:20:59,171 --> 01:21:01,435 and what kind of girl would you be if you didn't put out for the guy that wrote 1506 01:21:01,506 --> 01:21:03,497 you that song, you know what mean? 1507 01:21:05,944 --> 01:21:08,412 F-this. I'm mobile. 1508 01:21:14,019 --> 01:21:16,283 I'm gonna miss him! 1509 01:21:18,056 --> 01:21:19,516 What? 1510 01:21:23,061 --> 01:21:24,995 Get off me, Chris! Why are you here? 1511 01:21:25,063 --> 01:21:26,758 Why do you keep messing with my head? 1512 01:21:26,832 --> 01:21:28,823 I messed with your head for three days. 1513 01:21:28,900 --> 01:21:31,869 You've been torturing me since the sixth grade! 1514 01:21:31,937 --> 01:21:33,700 So that's what this is about? 1515 01:21:33,772 --> 01:21:36,536 Because I wouldn't screw you in high school? Get over yourself! 1516 01:21:36,608 --> 01:21:40,009 Oh, after years of you being the biggest tease, 1517 01:21:40,078 --> 01:21:42,638 trust me, I'm so over myself. 1518 01:21:42,714 --> 01:21:44,341 Oh, so now I'm the tease. 1519 01:21:44,416 --> 01:21:45,940 I practically throw myself at you 1520 01:21:46,018 --> 01:21:47,610 the other night and you did nothing! 1521 01:21:47,686 --> 01:21:51,247 And now you know how it feels. 1522 01:21:51,323 --> 01:21:53,188 I'm outta here. 1523 01:21:53,258 --> 01:21:55,556 Yeah, there you go. Just walk away like you always do! 1524 01:21:55,627 --> 01:21:57,288 Oh, no no no. I'm-I'm not walking away. 1525 01:21:57,362 --> 01:21:59,387 I'm running back to my great life in L.A.! 1526 01:21:59,464 --> 01:22:01,864 - Great. Well, have fun. - Oh, you have fun... 1527 01:22:01,933 --> 01:22:04,128 being the girl who peaked in high school. 1528 01:22:05,311 --> 01:22:07,137 You slap like a cheerleader. 1529 01:22:07,205 --> 01:22:09,332 Bye, Chris. 1530 01:22:11,209 --> 01:22:13,177 And stay out! 1531 01:22:18,250 --> 01:22:19,877 I've always wanted to say that. 1532 01:23:30,288 --> 01:23:31,778 How did you get in here? 1533 01:23:31,857 --> 01:23:34,155 My bodyguard let me in. 1534 01:23:34,226 --> 01:23:36,854 I was making cookies. 1535 01:23:36,928 --> 01:23:38,589 Oh, I was trying to be all domesticated 1536 01:23:38,663 --> 01:23:40,893 like that skank you were banging behind my back. 1537 01:23:40,966 --> 01:23:42,456 Please leave me alone. 1538 01:23:43,535 --> 01:23:45,469 No, sh-sh-sh-sh! 1539 01:23:45,537 --> 01:23:47,164 Hugs and kisses! 1540 01:23:47,239 --> 01:23:50,538 It's all good, baby, it's all good. 1541 01:23:50,609 --> 01:23:53,669 By making me jealous on purpose you inspire me to write the best songs, 1542 01:23:53,745 --> 01:23:55,474 you know, full of angst and hate! 1543 01:23:55,547 --> 01:23:58,277 You like that. You and I are gonna be 1544 01:23:58,350 --> 01:24:00,341 the greatest musical manager team 1545 01:24:00,418 --> 01:24:02,750 since Jessica Simpson and her father... 1546 01:24:02,821 --> 01:24:04,846 only we get to "mreow" and they can't, 1547 01:24:04,923 --> 01:24:07,391 'cause it's illegal. I looked it up. 1548 01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:11,054 This is the new and improved "Forgiveness." 1549 01:24:17,135 --> 01:24:20,866 ¶ Forgiveness ¶ 1550 01:24:20,939 --> 01:24:24,102 ¶ Is more than sayin' sorry ¶ 1551 01:24:24,176 --> 01:24:26,610 Are you sorry? Ha ha! 1552 01:24:28,380 --> 01:24:30,314 ¶ Forgiveness. ¶ 1553 01:24:32,984 --> 01:24:34,679 - No. - No? 1554 01:24:34,753 --> 01:24:37,688 - No more. - But I've forgiven you! 1555 01:24:37,756 --> 01:24:39,883 - It's just like the song... - Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh... 1556 01:24:39,958 --> 01:24:43,257 This isn't about you. 1557 01:24:43,328 --> 01:24:45,694 It's cool, you can have other girls. I like girls. 1558 01:24:45,764 --> 01:24:47,561 Darla! 1559 01:24:47,632 --> 01:24:49,759 I don't want other girls. 1560 01:24:49,835 --> 01:24:51,427 I want one girl. 1561 01:24:52,771 --> 01:24:54,796 - That's not you. - Hmph. 1562 01:25:00,412 --> 01:25:01,879 Look. I'll call... 1563 01:25:04,783 --> 01:25:06,250 Ouch. 1564 01:25:10,288 --> 01:25:12,620 - Why don't you like me? - It's a little hard to answer 1565 01:25:12,691 --> 01:25:14,625 with a taser in my balls! 1566 01:25:14,693 --> 01:25:17,457 This is about Santa's little whore, isn't it? 1567 01:25:21,132 --> 01:25:23,100 Yeah, it's go time. 1568 01:25:23,168 --> 01:25:24,465 Hey, hey, hey! It's not go time! 1569 01:25:24,536 --> 01:25:26,470 This isn't how it works, Samantha. 1570 01:25:26,538 --> 01:25:29,996 You can't force or-or torture someone into liking you. 1571 01:25:30,075 --> 01:25:31,633 The big speech. 1572 01:25:31,710 --> 01:25:33,439 No! You just have to put yourself out there 1573 01:25:33,511 --> 01:25:34,443 and hope that they like you back. 1574 01:25:34,512 --> 01:25:36,571 This isn't a game! This is my life! 1575 01:25:36,648 --> 01:25:38,513 Oh, yeah, well, this is my life! 1576 01:25:38,583 --> 01:25:40,448 Okay? I'm sorry. 1577 01:25:40,518 --> 01:25:43,544 I'm not the most boring person ever! 1578 01:25:43,622 --> 01:25:45,317 Okay? I'm sorry I'm not poor! 1579 01:25:46,358 --> 01:25:48,121 I'm sorry... 1580 01:25:48,193 --> 01:25:51,526 I'm sorry I don't have a fat ass! 1581 01:25:51,596 --> 01:25:54,292 I'm sorry I'm not... where're you going? 1582 01:25:54,366 --> 01:25:58,996 ¶ Missed the last train home ¶ 1583 01:26:02,474 --> 01:26:07,878 ¶ Birds pass by to tell me that I'm not alone ¶ 1584 01:26:07,946 --> 01:26:11,279 ¶ Well, I'm pushing myself to finish this part... ¶ 1585 01:26:11,349 --> 01:26:12,873 Hey! Hey, where is she? 1586 01:26:12,951 --> 01:26:17,684 ¶ I handle a lot walking on this ¶ 1587 01:26:17,756 --> 01:26:20,953 ¶ It's in your eyes, open your eyes ¶ 1588 01:26:21,026 --> 01:26:24,894 ¶ Open eyes, open your eyes ¶ 1589 01:26:24,963 --> 01:26:26,658 ¶ Open your eyes ¶ 1590 01:26:26,731 --> 01:26:28,596 ¶ Open your eyes. ¶ 1591 01:26:28,667 --> 01:26:30,601 Hi. 1592 01:26:30,669 --> 01:26:32,864 Jamie. Look, Jamie! 1593 01:26:34,706 --> 01:26:36,799 I said a lot of really crappy things the other night 1594 01:26:36,875 --> 01:26:39,844 and I'm sorry about that. 1595 01:26:39,911 --> 01:26:42,379 I haven't been a very good friend to you and I'm sorry, okay? 1596 01:26:42,447 --> 01:26:46,440 I just... the truth is I'm-I'm afraid to be your friend 1597 01:26:46,518 --> 01:26:48,383 'cause I'm always gonna want more. 1598 01:26:49,487 --> 01:26:51,148 But then I got to thinking that-that 1599 01:26:51,222 --> 01:26:53,986 I'd rather have you in my life as a friend than not at all. 1600 01:26:57,395 --> 01:26:59,329 You know what? That's a lie too. 1601 01:27:03,702 --> 01:27:05,533 Why are you back here? 1602 01:27:07,505 --> 01:27:09,336 Because I want to take you on a date. 1603 01:27:11,343 --> 01:27:14,141 And I don't care if it's in the day or at night 1604 01:27:14,212 --> 01:27:17,579 or whenever, as long as it's a real date. 1605 01:27:17,649 --> 01:27:20,914 And I want to tell you how beautiful I think you are inside and out. 1606 01:27:22,020 --> 01:27:24,215 And I want to have babies with you 1607 01:27:24,289 --> 01:27:27,315 and I want to marry you and I love you. 1608 01:27:28,727 --> 01:27:30,820 Jamie, I always have. 1609 01:27:36,935 --> 01:27:39,062 Sorry. Just,... 1610 01:27:39,137 --> 01:27:41,105 20 years all at once! 1611 01:28:03,395 --> 01:28:04,419 Unbelievable! 1612 01:28:04,496 --> 01:28:06,555 Suckster's making out with Mrs. P! 1613 01:28:06,631 --> 01:28:08,826 What is she thinking? 1614 01:28:08,900 --> 01:28:12,028 - Hey, Sarah, do you want my last cookie? - Oh, thanks, Brett! 1615 01:28:12,103 --> 01:28:14,230 Joey, do you want some of my cookie? 1616 01:28:14,305 --> 01:28:15,897 Don't mind if I do. 1617 01:28:15,974 --> 01:28:19,137 - You're such a good friend, Brett. - The bestest! 1618 01:28:20,578 --> 01:28:21,374 Shit! 1619 01:28:21,713 --> 01:28:24,341 ¶ I swear ¶ 1620 01:28:24,416 --> 01:28:27,351 ¶ By the moon and the stars ¶ 1621 01:28:27,419 --> 01:28:30,217 ¶ In the skies ¶ 1622 01:28:30,288 --> 01:28:33,086 ¶ I'll be there ¶ 1623 01:28:33,158 --> 01:28:35,820 ¶ And I swear ¶ 1624 01:28:35,894 --> 01:28:37,953 ¶ Like the shadow ¶ 1625 01:28:38,029 --> 01:28:41,931 ¶ That's by your side ¶ 1626 01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:45,367 ¶ I'll be there ¶ 1627 01:28:45,437 --> 01:28:48,565 ¶ For better or worse ¶ 1628 01:28:48,640 --> 01:28:51,541 ¶ Till death do us part ¶ 1629 01:28:51,609 --> 01:28:56,706 ¶ I'll love you with every beat of my heart ¶ 1630 01:28:56,781 --> 01:29:00,273 ¶ And I swear ¶ 1631 01:29:10,495 --> 01:29:14,056 ¶ I'll give you everything ¶ 1632 01:29:14,132 --> 01:29:16,259 ¶ I can ¶ 1633 01:29:16,334 --> 01:29:18,199 ¶ I'll build your dreams ¶ 1634 01:29:18,269 --> 01:29:21,830 ¶ With these two hands ¶ 1635 01:29:21,906 --> 01:29:24,636 ¶ We'll hang some memories ¶ 1636 01:29:24,709 --> 01:29:28,475 ¶ On the walls ¶ 1637 01:29:28,546 --> 01:29:31,014 - ¶ And when ¶ - ¶ And when ¶ 1638 01:29:31,082 --> 01:29:36,019 ¶ Just the two of us are there ¶ 1639 01:29:36,087 --> 01:29:38,385 ¶ You won't have to ask ¶ 1640 01:29:38,456 --> 01:29:42,051 ¶ If I still care ¶ 1641 01:29:42,127 --> 01:29:45,688 ¶ 'Cause as the time turns the page ¶ 1642 01:29:45,763 --> 01:29:50,928 ¶ My love won't age at all ¶ 1643 01:29:51,002 --> 01:29:54,096 - ¶ And I swear ¶ - ¶ And I swear ¶ 1644 01:29:54,172 --> 01:29:57,005 ¶ By the moon and the stars ¶ 1645 01:29:57,075 --> 01:29:59,805 ¶ In the skies ¶ 1646 01:29:59,878 --> 01:30:02,904 - ¶ I'll be there ¶ - ¶ I'll be there ¶ 1647 01:30:02,981 --> 01:30:05,575 - ¶ And I swear ¶ - ¶ And I swear ¶ 1648 01:30:05,650 --> 01:30:11,282 ¶ Like the shadow that's by your side ¶ 1649 01:30:11,356 --> 01:30:14,951 - ¶ I'll be there ¶ - ¶ I'll be there ¶ 1650 01:30:15,026 --> 01:30:17,790 ¶ For better or worse ¶ 1651 01:30:17,862 --> 01:30:20,626 ¶ Till death do us part ¶ 1652 01:30:20,698 --> 01:30:26,034 ¶ I'll love you with every beat of my heart ¶ 1653 01:30:26,104 --> 01:30:29,767 - ¶ And I swear ¶ - ¶ Oh, yeah ¶ 1654 01:30:40,385 --> 01:30:42,853 ¶ And I swear ¶ 1655 01:30:42,921 --> 01:30:45,981 ¶ By the moon and the stars ¶ 1656 01:30:46,057 --> 01:30:48,548 ¶ In the skies ¶ 1657 01:30:48,626 --> 01:30:51,618 - ¶ I'll be there ¶ - ¶ I'll be there ¶ 1658 01:30:51,696 --> 01:30:54,290 ¶ And I swear ¶ 1659 01:30:54,365 --> 01:30:56,390 ¶ Like the shadow ¶ 1660 01:30:56,467 --> 01:31:00,335 - ¶ That's by your side ¶ - ¶ That's by your side ¶ 1661 01:31:00,405 --> 01:31:03,636 - ¶ I'll be there ¶ - ¶ I'll be there ¶ 1662 01:31:03,708 --> 01:31:07,075 - ¶ For better or worse ¶ - ¶ Better or worse ¶ 1663 01:31:07,145 --> 01:31:09,943 - ¶ Till death do us part ¶ - ¶ Oh no ¶ 1664 01:31:10,014 --> 01:31:15,179 ¶ I'll love you with every beat of my heart ¶ 1665 01:31:15,253 --> 01:31:18,245 ¶ And I swear ¶ 1666 01:31:18,323 --> 01:31:21,383 ¶ I swear ¶ 1667 01:31:21,459 --> 01:31:26,294 ¶ Oh, whoa, I... ¶ 1668 01:31:26,364 --> 01:31:29,492 ¶ Swear. ¶ 1669 01:31:29,567 --> 01:31:30,591 Mike! 1670 01:31:40,345 --> 01:31:43,439 ¶ Forgiveness ¶ 1671 01:31:44,682 --> 01:31:48,083 ¶ Is more than saying sorry ¶ 1672 01:31:48,152 --> 01:31:52,111 ¶ Sorry sorry sorry ¶ 1673 01:31:52,190 --> 01:31:56,320 ¶ Forgiveness ¶ 1674 01:31:56,394 --> 01:32:00,262 ¶ Means accepting people's flaws ¶ 1675 01:32:00,331 --> 01:32:05,268 ¶ Flaws flaws flaws ¶ 1676 01:32:05,336 --> 01:32:07,827 ¶ To forgive is divine ¶ 1677 01:32:07,905 --> 01:32:11,432 ¶ So let's have a glass of wine ¶ 1678 01:32:11,509 --> 01:32:14,103 ¶ And have makeup sex ¶ 1679 01:32:14,178 --> 01:32:16,112 ¶ Until the end of ¶ 1680 01:32:16,180 --> 01:32:19,115 ¶ Time ¶ 1681 01:32:22,553 --> 01:32:26,819 ¶ Forgiveness ¶ 1682 01:32:26,891 --> 01:32:30,327 ¶ Does not mean compromising ¶ 1683 01:32:34,866 --> 01:32:37,664 ¶ Let's forgive and forget ¶ 1684 01:32:37,735 --> 01:32:40,863 ¶ And solve this African debt ¶ 1685 01:32:40,938 --> 01:32:43,907 ¶ Just like the Cheshire Cat ¶ 1686 01:32:43,975 --> 01:32:47,376 ¶ Who says, "Mreow! You're running out of time!" ¶ 1687 01:32:47,445 --> 01:32:52,473 ¶ Time time time time time, wreeow! ¶ 1688 01:33:19,210 --> 01:33:20,700 ¶ Forgiveness ¶ 1689 01:33:20,778 --> 01:33:22,643 You'll always be fat to me, Chris! 1690 01:33:25,550 --> 01:33:26,949 ¶ Forgiveness ¶ 1691 01:33:27,018 --> 01:33:29,578 God damn it! Come on, Dusty. 1692 01:33:31,622 --> 01:33:33,556 ¶ Forgiveness ¶ 1693 01:33:33,624 --> 01:33:36,058 Not happy! 1694 01:33:37,628 --> 01:33:39,619 ¶ Forgiveness ¶ 1695 01:33:39,697 --> 01:33:44,634 Hello, Joyce? Joyce? 1696 01:33:44,702 --> 01:33:46,602 Oh my God! 1697 01:33:49,774 --> 01:33:52,834 Then said Jesus, "Father, forgive them 1698 01:33:52,910 --> 01:33:56,107 for they know not what they do." 1699 01:33:56,180 --> 01:33:59,877 If you haven't forgiven yourself something, how can you forgive others? 1700 01:33:59,951 --> 01:34:01,475 I won't apologize. 1701 01:34:01,552 --> 01:34:03,349 I don't forgive you. 1702 01:34:03,421 --> 01:34:06,447 You can forgive, but you can't forget. 1703 01:34:07,692 --> 01:34:09,660 Where are you? 1704 01:34:14,065 --> 01:34:16,795 ¶ Forgiveness ¶ www.rdwsubs.com